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BELLOWS:
No, major. For the 10th time,
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the answer is no.
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I-I really don't think
it's a terribly good idea, sir.
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I honestly believe
I could accomplish
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a lot more work at the office.
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Oh, uh, nonsense.
Phone ringing constantly,
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people running in
and out with questions.
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This report is important,
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and I want you to have a place
completely free of distractions.
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Yes, sir.
Oh.
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There's that report
I was looking for.
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Now, this should
come in very handy.
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Besides, General Burger
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wants the report
by the end of the week.
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And that means
we're all under the gun.
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Yes, sir.
Well, uh, I see.
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If we could take three days,
18 hours a day,
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we might be able to finish.
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Not might, major. Must.
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Now, uh...
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Uh, just think of yourself
as being chained
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to a worktable.
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Sir?
Well, that always helped me.
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Oh, all right.
Well, uh, good luck.
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Thanks.
Oh, uh...
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, uh...
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And, uh, remember:
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No distractions.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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Do not worry, master.
[GASPS]
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I heard Dr. Bellows.
But with my help,
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you will be finished with
your report in five minutes.
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[SIGHS] Then we can
go to the beach.
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There's a lovely beach
in Jamaica
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with a white sand, and
blue water and little fishes.
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Yeah. No, no, no.
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Jeannie, this kind of work
is not in your line.
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You do not want my help?
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Mm. No. No.
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And the sooner I get
started, the sooner...
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Here, would you hold that?
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The sooner I'll finish.
Tsk.
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Yes, master.
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But at least I can
help you get started.
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Yeah.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie, what are you...?
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There.
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Oh.
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[GROANS]
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There. Now you are
ready to work, master.
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I will go make you
some fresh Turkish coffee.
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh. Thank you.
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Oh, I forgot, the report
has to be, uh...
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Well...
[CHUCKLES]
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You are plunging in, aren't you?
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Yes, well, I...
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didn't wanna waste
any time, sir. I...
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Can I help you?
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[?]
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Major Nelson, when I said
chained to your worktable,
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it was just a figure of speech.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah. Well. I
just got carried away, sir.
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Well, it may not be a bad idea.
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Huh?
Oh, uh, nothing.
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Uh, what I came back
to tell you was
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that Gen. Burger wants
the report in triplicate.
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In triplicate?
Yes.
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Yes.
Well, good luck.
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Thank you.
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Heh-heh. Chain
on your leg.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[DOOR OPENS,
CLOSES]
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[GROANS]
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Here's your coffee, master.
Yeah.
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Thank you... Jeannie,
would you just
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remove the chain, please?
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Oh, but master,
Dr. Bellows said...
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Well, I just don't think
it's fair
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for you to do everything for me.
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Oh. But that is a genie's job,
to help her master.
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Please
take this off. Please?
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Oh, yes, master.
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Now... what else
would you
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like me to do for you, master?
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Oh. I don't know.
Why don't you go take a walk?
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Or, uh... Here.
Read a book.
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That's a pretty interesting
technical book.
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Uh, anything. Just... Just
as long as you leave me alone.
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I... Why don't you go help
somebody else, huh?
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Someone else? Who?
Yeah.
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Well, I don't know.
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I know.
Someone without a genie.
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Yeah. Oh, it would be great fun.
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I will find a stranger
and solve his problem.
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All right.
Oh, thank you, master.
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Yeah, good.
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Good, good.
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You go find a stranger
and help him.
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Find a stranger?
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No, Jeannie, you wouldn't
do that.
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Jeannie? Jeannie?
Jeannie?!
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No, no, baby.
You didn't do your part.
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Mommy throws the stick...
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and you bring it back.
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Mommy threw it.
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But you didn't bring it here.
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I wish you could tell Mommy
where the stick is.
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In the bushes, stupid.
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That's no way to talk to Mommy.
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You talked to Mommy.
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But you can't talk.
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Can you?
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No.
I know...
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[GASPS]
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You did it again.
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You're a talking dog.
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And you're a raving maniac.
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[GASPS]
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I suppose you think
that's funny.
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Trying ventriloquism
on a defenseless dog.
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Oh, no, you are wrong.
Your dog did talk.
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I ought to report you
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to the Humane Society.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well. I will
do better next time.
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Oh. I will
get it.
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No, no, Milton.
For that kind of a job,
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we need help.
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Girard, all of our contacts
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are either occupied or
they are up the river.
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We cannot find help.
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Someone is asking for help.
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Oh, I would be most happy
to help you.
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Beat it, sister.
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You do not want my help?
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Now, why would you
wanna help us?
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Because all of your friends
are up the river.
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Let's get rid of her, Milton.
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Just a moment, Girard.
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Do you happen to own a car,
angel pie?
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N-no. But I-I can get one.
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Girard, our prayers
have been answered.
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If you can get that
little car and meet us
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at the corner of 12th and Main
say, about an hour,
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you will restore
our faith in humankind.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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[CLAPS]
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[TONY MUTTERING]
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And the cube root
of 20,600 is...
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Twenty-seven-point-
forty-one.
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Twenty-seven-point f...
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Where have you been?
In the park.
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Did you miss me, master?
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Well, I was worried about you,
if that's what you mean.
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You must not worry
about me, master.
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You have work to do.
[PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, hello.
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I met two of the nicest men.
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Uh, y-yes,
Dr. Bellows.
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Well, it's... It's
coming along fine.
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Uh, I-it... I've been at it
since you've left.
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They need a car.
Yeah.
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Well, right now, sir,
it's impossible to say.
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Yeah, I've just made
a dent in it.
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I think maybe they want to
take me for a ride.
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May I borrow yours?
Huh?
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Mm-hm.
Yeah.
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Well, uh, I-I'm into
the second section, sir.
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[SQUEALS] Right.
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Ha.
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Well, there's not much I can
do about it until I get the f...
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Uh. Uh, be careful.
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No. No. Not...
Not you, sir.
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No. It's just a friend of mine
borrowing my car.
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Yeah.
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Borrowing my car?
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She can't even drive
a magic carpet.
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Wait a minute! Hey!
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Magic carpet?
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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But I do not understand.
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If the money is yours,
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why do you not
take it out of the bank?
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My father,
Mr. Walsingham,
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happens to be the president
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of that very bank
where I want you
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to make the withdrawal.
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Will he not give you the money?
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No. And you know
why not?
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Because I wanna donate it
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to the Transylvanian
Orphans Society.
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His father wouldn't give
them orphans a dime. Nah.
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Oh, that is terrible.
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I will be honored to help you.
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I knew you would.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But how do I get the money?
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Oh.
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Just hand this note
to the teller.
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When he reads that,
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he'll give you everything
he's got.
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Oh, how lovely. Ha.
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I will be right back.
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Milton?
Huh?
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Drive me to the police station.
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I wanna give myself up.
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Oh, what are you talking
about? It's perfect.
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Milton. Any dame
who's stupid enough
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to believe that story,
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has got to land us in the clink.
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Come on, let's go.
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[?]
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Excuse me.
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Uh, can you tell me
where may I buy some money?
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Good afternoon.
May I help you?
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Oh, yes, please.
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Oh, I think we...
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Is there something
you do not understand?
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Oh. How lovely.
[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, thank you.
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You will be happy
to know this money
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is going to a very good cause.
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Bye-bye.
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Stop, thief!
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Thief? Thief.
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Mr. Walsingham. Thief!
[ALARM RINGING]
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Where? Where?
Thief!
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Where?
Huh.
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Huh. Oh... Oh, God.
Oh, God. God.
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Oh, my goodness. Where?
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Don't... Don't just
stand here.
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Come on.
We've been robbed!
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Stop, thief.
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Mr. Walsingham.
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[?]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[GRUNTS]
Mr. Walsingham.
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Hold it a second.
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There. Now I've helped
more people.
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Oh, my master
will be so pleased.
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Oh, thank you.
Excuse me.
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The most terrible
thing happened.
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Someone tried to rob
your father's bank.
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[YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
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Right here. They... Over there.
Stop, thief!
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Oh, look, he got away again.
[ENGINE STARTS]
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[TALKS INDISTINCTLY]
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Yes. Yes, come in!
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Oh, uh, good evening,
Major Nelson.
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Sorry to barge in
on you like this.
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Uh... Uh, this is
Inspector Conway.
260
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,094
How do you do, sir?
How do you do?
261
00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:12,696
Mm. Heh.
262
00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:14,215
Still hard at work, I see.
263
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,616
Oh, yes, sir.
An order's an order.
264
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,935
I haven't moved from this spot
since this afternoon.
265
00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:20,721
Not even to take a little ride,
say about 2:30?
266
00:12:20,722 --> 00:12:23,107
A ride? Mm, no.
267
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:25,269
This headline
mean anything to you?
268
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,396
Uh... "Daring Daylight
Bank Holdup,
269
00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:30,565
Glamorous Blond Gets $4000."
270
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,567
No, no. Why? Should it?
It might.
271
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,402
Considering that your car
has been identified
272
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:35,720
as the getaway vehicle.
273
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,072
What, my car?
Well, that's impossible.
274
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,792
This afternoon, you said
that someone borrowed you car.
275
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,494
Yeah, that's... That's right.
Yes, um...
276
00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:44,579
Yes, I did say that.
277
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,780
Who borrowed it?
[CLEARS THROAT]
278
00:12:46,781 --> 00:12:48,332
Uh... Well, I don't remember.
279
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:51,169
See? He doesn't remember.
You don't remember?
280
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,520
Look, inspector,
281
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,305
I think it's obvious
what happened.
282
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,007
Well, tell me, what happened?
283
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,675
What do you mean?
What happened?
284
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,744
Oh. Yeah... Well, uh...
285
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,013
this-this person borrowed my car,
286
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,347
and, uh...
287
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:05,349
it was stolen
by the bank robber.
288
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,101
Now, that's reasonable,
isn't it?
289
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:09,403
Uh-huh. That's reasonable, isn't it?
Uh-huh.
290
00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:10,988
Except that his car is parked
291
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,156
in front of his house.
292
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,807
Yeah... What?
293
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,213
Yeah, there... It's out there
all right, yeah.
294
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:21,215
Nice of the thief to
bring it back, wasn't it?
295
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:23,317
Yeah. No,
I mean, uh, well...
296
00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:25,703
I'll have to ask you to come
down to the station with me.
297
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:28,255
Can't it wait until
the morning, inspector?
298
00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:32,043
Major Nelson is working on
a top priority report for NASA.
299
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,879
All right.
But I'll be back.
300
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,914
Oh, thank you. Thank you, sir.
Uh...
301
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,951
[DOOR OPENS]
302
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:40,985
[DOOR CLOSES]
303
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,353
Tell me you're not involved.
304
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,755
Tell me you're not
involved in any way.
305
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,490
Is that an order, sir?
Yes.
306
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,993
I'm not involved in any way.
I believe you.
307
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,462
And remember.
Don't let me down.
308
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:55,799
[DOOR OPENS]
309
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,002
[DOOR CLOSES]
[GROANING]
310
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:01,255
Do not worry, master.
[GASPS]
311
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,073
I will give myself up.
Jeannie.
312
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,792
And when they ask me
if I know you,
313
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:05,826
I will not tell them.
314
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,528
Even if they torture me...
Jeannie.
315
00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:09,930
I will not tell them that
you are my master. Jeannie.
316
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,399
And then they will
put me in jail.
317
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,567
And you will come to see me
on visiting days.
318
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:16,136
In Baghdad, visiting days
were Tuesdays and Thursdays.
319
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:18,172
I wonder... Would you
please just cut it out?
320
00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:19,840
You will not come to visit me?
321
00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:21,926
How could you rob a bank?
322
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,394
Oh, it was easy.
323
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,096
I did it with
a little piece of paper.
324
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,646
[LAUGHING]
325
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:29,083
Well, I did not know I was
doing it. My friends tricked me.
326
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:31,051
Your friends?
What kind of friends?
327
00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:32,937
The ones you told me
to meet in the park.
328
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,189
I...? The... The ones I told you
to meet in the park?
329
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:36,590
I was trying to help them.
330
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,191
I only did it
because you were busy...
331
00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:40,027
All right. I know.
It's all my fault.
332
00:14:40,028 --> 00:14:41,562
Now y-you listen to me,
young lady.
333
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:42,930
By tomorrow morning, I want you
334
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,398
to get that money back
to the bank,
335
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,183
and the robbers to
the police, understand?
336
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:47,934
Yes, master.
[CHUCKLES]
337
00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:49,336
Are you not glad you have me
338
00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:50,955
to straighten things out
for you?
339
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,490
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
340
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,525
Yeah, I sure am.
Jeannie... I'm going.
341
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,344
You better get back to
where... Jeannie?
342
00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:59,246
Jeannie.
[SIGHS]
343
00:14:59,247 --> 00:15:01,415
Oh. I can't
believe it.
344
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,532
Master?
Oh!
345
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,152
Do you want me to give the bank
money to the... To the police,
346
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,805
and the bank robbers to the
bank, or the other way around?
347
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,874
The other way around.
Yes, master.
348
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,609
Immediately. [CHUCKLES] Right.
349
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,978
[SIGHS]
350
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:14,979
[RUSTLING PAPER]
351
00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:17,949
[MOUTHS WORDS]
352
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,701
Master?
Mm?
353
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,935
Which shall I do first?
354
00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:24,070
Get the bank robbers
to the police, and the bank...
355
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,672
Here, I've written it out
for you.
356
00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,974
Oh. Ha-ha.
That's clever.
357
00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:29,610
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
358
00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,311
I only wanted to do it right.
359
00:15:31,312 --> 00:15:33,113
Go!
You know...
360
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,901
Why me?
361
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,170
Why me?
362
00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:44,658
One for you...
363
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:46,927
and one for me.
364
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:49,246
And one for you.
365
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:51,181
One for me.
366
00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:53,467
And one for you.
367
00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:55,519
One for me.
368
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,671
And one for you.
369
00:15:57,672 --> 00:15:58,972
And one for me.
370
00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:01,909
I gotta hand it to you, Milton.
371
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,944
That was one sweet plan.
372
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:06,213
And one sweet little pigeon.
373
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:07,214
Don't you forget that.
374
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:08,449
[CHUCKLES]
375
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,251
Oh, boy, money.
One, two, three, four.
376
00:16:13,588 --> 00:16:15,589
Milton.
377
00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:17,990
The pigeon just flew in.
378
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,027
Please get your things ready.
379
00:16:20,028 --> 00:16:21,662
My master has instructed me
380
00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:22,830
to take you to the police.
381
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:24,799
The police?!
Why, ma'am,
382
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,133
what on earth for?
383
00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:28,819
Because you tricked me.
Thank you.
384
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,254
[GROANS]
385
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,622
[CRASH]
386
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,091
Now, I'm going to take
this money back to the bank.
387
00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:36,594
To the bank? Of course.
That's where it came from.
388
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,630
Oh, but ma'am,
the bank is closed.
389
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,798
Oh, that does not matter.
I can get in. You can?
390
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:43,334
And now, we are...
391
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,501
Uh, we are...
392
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:48,672
I am going to take you
to the police. Mm-hm.
393
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,991
No, Girard.
Are you ready?
394
00:16:50,992 --> 00:16:52,576
The lady is right.
395
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:54,795
Holy smokes.
She's contagious.
396
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,181
We have committed
a crime, Girard.
397
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,084
We must pay our debt to society.
398
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,702
Dear lady...
399
00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:04,371
are you sure you can
get inside that bank?
400
00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:07,207
Well, of course.
Dear lady.
401
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,577
Dear sweet lady.
402
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:11,745
I have only one regret.
403
00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,814
That I cannot put that money
back into the bank
404
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,215
with my own hands.
405
00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:18,285
Then I wouldn't have this
terrible burden of guilt.
406
00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:19,553
Do you really mean that?
407
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:22,055
I swear it on
my little wife's hand.
408
00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:23,090
But you're not mar...
409
00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:24,091
[STICK HITS SHOE]
410
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:28,128
All right.
411
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:30,063
We will... We will go to
the bank first,
412
00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:31,331
and then go to the police.
413
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:33,100
I will never forget this.
414
00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:34,368
Neither will I.
415
00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:35,636
The car still outside, lady?
416
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,871
No, but I can get it.
417
00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:38,973
Well, then, dear lady,
418
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,107
you just get it,
419
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:42,376
and meet us at the bank
in half an hour.
420
00:17:42,377 --> 00:17:43,844
Very well.
421
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,279
Oh. My master is
going to be so pleased.
422
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,347
[GIGGLES]
423
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:51,284
Her master's
gonna be so pleased?
424
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:53,286
You should've let me bop her.
425
00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:54,421
Dumbbell.
426
00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:56,189
The papers don't know
anything about us.
427
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,658
They only know about that lady.
428
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,127
If we can get inside that bank,
429
00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:01,361
we can wipe it out.
430
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,362
[CHUCKLES]
431
00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:04,364
Uhh.
432
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:05,833
That's mine!
433
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,587
No, sir. No, sir.
You must have misunderstood me.
434
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,272
No. I... I didn't say
magic carpet.
435
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:13,457
No, no. I don't
think s...
436
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,891
[EXASPERATED GRUNT]
437
00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:16,060
Master, we are going to put
438
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,428
the bank money back in the bank.
439
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,396
Yeah, uh... Oh, boy,
are you in trouble.
440
00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:21,415
Uh... No, uh...
441
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,533
I'm waiting for that material
from the lab, sir.
442
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:24,969
Uh, yeah. Just a moment.
443
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,470
We are going to need
your car again.
444
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,238
Would you just be quiet?
445
00:18:28,239 --> 00:18:29,373
[LAUGHS]
446
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,175
No, not you, sir.
447
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,960
No, I was just, uh...
Yeah.
448
00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:36,680
Uh, right.
Right you are, sir.
449
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,549
I-I'll... I'll get that
as soon as I can. Good...
450
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,518
What? Uh... Hey... Hey!
451
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:43,587
Wait a minute!
452
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:45,322
[PHONE RINGING]
453
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,890
Oh. Oh.
454
00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:49,393
What did she say? We're gonna
put the money back in the bank.
455
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,195
We're gonna put the money
back in the bank.
456
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,446
[PHONE CONTINUES
RINGING]
457
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,662
That's the car.
Where is she?
458
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,771
I tell you, she's
setting us up, Milton.
459
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,439
I don't like it.
It's a trap.
460
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,274
You may be right.
Let's decamp.
461
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,076
Yoo-hoo!
I am over here.
462
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:08,929
Shh! Silence,
my little pumpkin.
463
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,413
We don't wanna wake up
the children.
464
00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:11,715
They might be sleeping.
465
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,567
Oh. Of course.
466
00:19:14,769 --> 00:19:17,938
You brought the money.
I knew you would.
467
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,073
Well, we gave
a solemn oath, lady.
468
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,028
Well, shall we go in?
469
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,729
But what about the alarm system?
470
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,780
Oh, do not worry about that.
471
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,532
I have taken care of everything.
472
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,251
Milton. Let's offer
her a partnership.
473
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,984
Inspector, that's ridiculous.
474
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:50,287
He swore that
he wasn't involved.
475
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,258
His car is at the bank?
476
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,426
At 2 a.m.?
477
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:59,430
Well, he's undoubtedly
just making a deposit.
478
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,534
A night deposit.
479
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,637
12th and Main.
I'll be right down.
480
00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:09,072
[GROANS]
481
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,143
Oh.
482
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,024
I wish she wouldn't do
these things.
483
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,688
Master?
[GASPS]
484
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:26,890
What is it?
What are you doing here?
485
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,792
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?
486
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:30,760
Oh, we are putting
the money back in the vault.
487
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:31,928
We?
488
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,830
You mean you opened
the vault for those guys?
489
00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:35,499
Well, of course, master.
You told me,
490
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,783
"Bank money to the bank."
491
00:20:36,784 --> 00:20:39,136
I know what I told you.
Just don't do anything anymore,
492
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,937
would you, please?
Yes, master.
493
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,206
Turn on the lights, will you?
494
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,773
But you told me
not to do anything...
495
00:20:43,774 --> 00:20:45,142
I know. Just turn on
the lights.
496
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,643
Yes, master.
497
00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:50,931
Girard. Somebody turned
on the lights. Huh?
498
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:52,766
Girard!
Huh?
499
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,048
Oh, good.
Now I can see.
500
00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:58,338
Would you mind investigating it?
What?
501
00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:00,507
Investigate.
Oh, sure.
502
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:04,394
Jeannie, these guys
are dangerous.
503
00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:06,697
If they are dangerous,
you had better let me help you.
504
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,932
No. I'm well-trained
in unarmed combat.
505
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,434
Now, you go over there
and sit down.
506
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,968
Oh, but master...
Go on, go on.
507
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:13,649
Very well, master.
Go on.
508
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,719
All right, you guys,
come on out of there.
509
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,764
Uh, hi.
510
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:24,782
Uh...
511
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,433
[CHUCKLING]
512
00:21:26,434 --> 00:21:28,769
Now, uh, I think we can
talk this over, fellas.
513
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:29,870
Girard.
514
00:21:31,639 --> 00:21:34,191
A-all right, that's enough
of that. I'm not kidding you.
515
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,725
Master?
Yes?
516
00:21:37,111 --> 00:21:38,244
What is it?
517
00:21:38,245 --> 00:21:39,413
[CHUCKLES]
518
00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:40,831
What is this?
What...?
519
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,082
I'm not helping.
520
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,467
What is this?
What is it? I...
521
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,651
[GIRARD GROWLING] [SCREAMS]
522
00:21:44,652 --> 00:21:46,186
Now take it easy, will you?
523
00:21:46,187 --> 00:21:47,587
[YELLS]
524
00:21:47,588 --> 00:21:48,721
[GASPS]
525
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,775
[GIRARD GROWLING] Aah!
526
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,378
[YELLS]
[GASPS]
527
00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,049
What is this?
What kind of help...?
528
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,751
Oh, master, you're
doing beautifully.
529
00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:01,952
[GASPS]
530
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,794
[YELLING]
[JEANNIE SHRIEKS]
531
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,328
You are sure you would not
like me to help you, master?
532
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,664
No, Jeannie.
I wanna do it myself.
533
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,746
Oh.
534
00:22:25,059 --> 00:22:26,059
Oof!
535
00:22:28,646 --> 00:22:30,664
[GRUNTS]
536
00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:32,198
[LAUGHING]
537
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:40,123
Now wait a...
Wait a minute.
538
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,846
I'm gonna open you up
539
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:47,981
like a can of sardines.
540
00:22:47,982 --> 00:22:50,302
TONY: Oh, no. No, wait... Whoa!
541
00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:51,601
What is...?
542
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,073
Major...
Major Nelson.
543
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,824
What is this all about?
Well, I, uh...
544
00:22:57,825 --> 00:22:59,860
BELLOWS:
You'll find that Major Nelson
545
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,413
has an explanation
for almost everything.
546
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:03,697
Uh, you can explain it,
can't you?
547
00:23:03,698 --> 00:23:05,832
[GIGGLING] Well...
548
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,233
Uh. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
tell you the truth, sir.
549
00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:11,588
I know what you're
going to tell me.
550
00:23:11,589 --> 00:23:13,257
When you learned that your car
551
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,791
had been used
for the bank robbery,
552
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:16,292
you tracked down
the bank robbers
553
00:23:16,293 --> 00:23:18,695
and captured them
single-handedly.
554
00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:19,896
Right, major?
555
00:23:21,499 --> 00:23:23,801
I couldn't have explained it
better myself, sir.
556
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,401
Get these people out of here.
557
00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:30,190
GIRARD: Oh, yeah.
CONWAY: All right, major.
558
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,808
[?]
559
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,863
I really don't
understand you, Major Nelson.
560
00:23:36,864 --> 00:23:38,664
In fact, I never have.
561
00:23:38,665 --> 00:23:41,734
We've been through some
baffling experiences before,
562
00:23:41,735 --> 00:23:45,155
but this...
This is incredible.
563
00:23:45,156 --> 00:23:46,256
Would you mind telling me
564
00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:47,741
what you're doing in armor?
565
00:23:47,742 --> 00:23:49,826
Never mind.
All I can say
566
00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:52,462
is that I've never been
so relieved in my life.
567
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:54,463
Thank you.
Congratula...
568
00:23:57,418 --> 00:23:58,451
I...
569
00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:01,587
[SIGHS]
570
00:24:03,057 --> 00:24:04,057
Oh.
571
00:24:05,659 --> 00:24:07,560
He's done it to me again.
572
00:24:19,873 --> 00:24:22,592
[?]
573
00:24:22,642 --> 00:24:27,192
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