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Zaara:
Where are my headphones?
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I have to have them here
somewhere.
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♪♪
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Where are my earbuds?!
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I just put them here!
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One thing I wasn't prepared for
in college is having a roommate.
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Earbuds don't have feet!
Earbuds don't wander off!
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Junior: I mean,yeah, I have siblings,
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and I even livedwith a girlfriend once,
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but this is different.
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What are you looking at?!
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And that's because Zaara Alihas always been a fighter.
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She fought for her lifein the hospital.
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[ Zaara crying ]
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She fought to be respected.
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She fought her waythrough the boys
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for her spot on the field.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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She fought for her identity.
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Nice butch boots, lez!
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Thanks!
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And ever sincewe've become roommates...
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I said,
what are you looking at?!
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...she's been fighting with me.
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Nothing.
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Are those my earbuds,
klepto?
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Uh, they're
definitely not.
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My grandma got these for me
as a gift for Easter.
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Oh, Grandma
got you earbuds?
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My grandma got married off
to a man she didn't love
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after her village flooded.
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My grandma
blew up a boat once.
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That's neither
here nor there.
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♪♪
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Okay.
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If I find out
these are mine,
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I'm gonna cut your ear off
in your sleep.
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Van Gogh style.
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[ Ding! ]
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight
of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Yo!
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Hey.
You guys like me, right?
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[ Laughs ]
Hey, boo, I got this one.
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Hey, you is kind,
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you is smart,
you is important.
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I am serious.
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If there is one thing
that I have going for me,
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aside from natural curls
and 6 feet of height,
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it is that I am somebody
that everybody likes.
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Everybody
except for Zaara.
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I mean, it sounds like
a hater to me.
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And you gotta know,
haters is gonna hate.
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Say, "Later, hater."
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And, you know, let that hater
be your motivator.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Bro, do you get all of your
advice from Lil Wayne lyrics?
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Yeah.
Hey, I think it might be
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just, like, a straight-dude,
lesbian thing.
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What do you mean?
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You know how, like,
super-straight dudes
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and lesbians don't mix?
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It's like potato salad
and raisins.
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Like, you're not gonna
eat that.
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But --
But we're friends, Slick.
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[ Scoffs ] Nah.
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Every time I turn around,
you just there, bam.
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I gave you
half my fries.
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Well, then she has got
the wrong idea about me.
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I am for equal rights.
I have voted for gay causes.
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Bro, do you even have
any gay friends?
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My aunt's gay.
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You're just not down, bro.
He's just not down.
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Damn. Am I not down?
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I've always thought there's
no question that I'm an ally.
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If there's one thing
I'm good at,
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it's appreciating a woman.
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Did that sound sexual?
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I did not mean for that
to be sexual.
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Okay. You guys have given me
something to think about.
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♪♪
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Thank you.
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Hi. Yes.
Can I get a Americano?
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Heavy cream, seven Splendas,
a drop of caramel,
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a dash of cinnamon,
just mix it all in there.
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Don't judge me.
I like it sweet. Thank you.
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So, dude, what are you
doing here? Do you have
the day off or what?
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I thought you had work.
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I'm killing it so much
at work right now...
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This is a big mistake.
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You can get your final check
at the end of the week.
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Ohh.
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I'm ahead on all
my accounts, so...
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Ohh.
Boss moves only, huh?
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Only way I move.
That's what I like to hear.
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So you got this then,
right, boss?
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[ Register beeping ]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got us.
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Thank you.
I got it next time.
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I just --
I got that.
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I just paid rent,
and the university
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only hands out checks
biweekly,
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so gotta keep the lights on,
even if that means
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not having my razor
plugged in at the same time.
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Yeah, I was gonna say,
your shit looks kind of patchy.
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That's not a nice thing
to say to someone.
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Sorry.
You know?
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My bad.
What are you gonna do?
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Yo, did you see this?
Look at this.
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Global Studies Department.
"We've Got Them All."
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We're not Pokémon.
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Why are diverse voices
only important
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in the Global
Studies Department?
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Why doesn't the Chemistry
Department look like that?
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Or Economics?
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Yeah, no, the economy's --
the economy crazy, bro.
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But, anyway, things
are really fuego for me
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right now
professionally.
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That's some Spanish
I picked up
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for one of our
Brazilian clients.
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I thought they speak
Portuguese over there.
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Yeah, that -- that's the point
of the whole campaign.
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It's to make Spanish the new
national language of Brazil.
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It's a whole thing.
It's gonna be fire.
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[ Cellphone rings and buzzes ]
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I'mma take this.
This is my frat brother Ray.
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Yeah.
I gotta hook him up
with one of our clients.
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Keep everything real.
Keep the synergy going.
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Mm-hmm.
You know?
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Do your thing, man.
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Ray! Yeah, buddy.
So, we're, uh --
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We're good for the interview
tomorrow at 2:00 p. m., yeah?
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Great.
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Aaron: Amongst Dr. Du Bois'
strongest arguments
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for viewing this time period
as a success
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is the establishment
of public education in the South
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for the very first time, yes?
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And one of the most overlooked
aspects in Du Bois' critique
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of the historical framing
of Reconstruction
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was how the Negro thought
they'd be overlooked
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when trying to sneak
into my class late.
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That is the third time
this month.
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Guys, come on.
This is a seminar, okay?
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You can't get lost in the crowd.
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I can literally see
every single one of you,
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from Josiah,
who still pops his collar
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for reasons we don't understand,
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to Jonathan in the back,
who sleeps with his eyes open.
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He thinks he's fooling us.
He's fooling no one.
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And to Michelle
with the adult braces.
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Yes, ma'am.
[Lisping]
My name's Danielle.
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That's what I said, Michelle.
Thank you so much.
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Now, listen,
I don't tolerate lateness --
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not in my students
nor their assignments, okay?
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My assignment's not late.
I just sent it to you.
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[ Beeping ]
What do you --
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Okay. Let's see.
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[ Upbeat music playing ]
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Annika: Oh, hello, there.
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You're just in time formy report on W. E. B. Du Bois'
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quintessential work,"Black Reconstruction."
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[ Jackhammer pounding,
wolf-whistles ]
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Prior to its publishingin 1935, it was widely felt
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that Reconstructionhad been a total fail.
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This view was espoused in 1878by James Pike
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in "The Prostrate State."
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[ Fart sound ]
Gross.
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That's offensive.
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But it was propagatedby an overall
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scholarly acceptanceof white supremacy
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during a time of widespreadSouthern disenfranchisement
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for most African-Americansand a gang of Caucasians.
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[ Ding ]
Rent is too damn high!
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[ Laughter ]
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So good.
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In 1929,prominent Black activist
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and all-around bad bitch
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Anna Julia Cooper asked...
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♪ There's nothing wrongwith lovin' who you are ♪
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♪ She said, "'CauseHe made you perfect, babe" ♪
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[ Door opens ]
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Hey, roomie!
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Welcome home
to your safe space.
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[ Door closes ]
What the hell is this?
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Well, I realized today
that I have never taken the time
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to acknowledge you
for the strong,
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Indian-American,
gay goddess that you are.
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So I decided that, tonight,
we are gonna make it
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Room 212's first annual
Ally Appreciation Night.
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What's that smell?
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Oh.
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♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
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It's a vindaloo fondue.
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I took all the curry spices
and mixed them
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with a curated blend
of cheeses.
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Why would you fill
a 200-square-foot room
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with Indian food
and cheese?
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Bro, don't worry!
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We will crack a window
during the after-dinner movie.
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I've got the 2016
GLAAD Award-winning film "Carol"
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ready for us to watch.
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Bro, I don't want to watch
a lesbian love story
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with you, ever.
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And I'm not eating any of
your cheesy Indian hate crime.
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Okay. I have tried.
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I have really made an effort
to connect with you
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and to make our dorm
a comfortable living space,
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but you just don't
[bleep] with me, heavy!
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You're right.
I don't [bleep] with you.
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But everybody does!
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Why are you so against
being my friend?
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I don't want your lesbian love
fest or your anal organizing.
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I don't want a BFF,
and if I did, it wouldn't be
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some silly-looking
straight dude like you.
Sill--
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I just want a roommate
that leaves me alone!
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Fine! Okay!
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You want me
to leave you alone.
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Then I will just leave you
all the way alone.
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We're done!
Good!
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Great!
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♪♪
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Know what?
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You don't deserve
this vindaloo.
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♪♪
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[ Door closes ]
[ Ding! ]
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Come on, come on. Got 'im!
Aaron: You saw that?
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Yo, first the school
disrespects me,
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then this freshman
disrespects me.
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I'm beginning to not like
this whole adult-life thing.
[ Shooting on screen ]
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Yeah, I mean, it just
feels like it was easier
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when we were in school,
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kickin' it and playing
video games all day.
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I mean, that's kind of
what we're doing right now.
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With the crushing weight
of adulthood on our shoulders.
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[ Door opens ]
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Dudes, it is over for me
and Zaara as friends...
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[ Door closes ]
...and maybe roommates.
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But you know what?
I don't need her to like me.
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How'd he get
in your apartment?
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00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,014
Well, Zoey made me
give him a key.
251
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,807
I even have to put
a deadbolt on the door
when I'm taking a shower.
252
00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,185
He has no respect
for boundaries.
253
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,021
What if I put in a request
for a room change?
254
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,731
What do you think
she'd think about that?
255
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,608
Nice.
Giving her what she wants.
256
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,234
That'll show her
who's boss.
257
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,654
Listen, freshman --
No, that's weird.
258
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,198
Junior. Listen, Junior.
259
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,867
Having a crazy roommate is
a part of being in college.
260
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,119
Me and my freshman roommate,
we didn't even last
a whole six months.
261
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,579
What happened?
I don't know.
262
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,790
Something about him not liking
my freestyle drumming,
263
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,708
which is ridiculous.
Yeah.
264
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,669
Anyway, the point is,
roommate drama's a part of it.
265
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,797
Just don't let it
throw you off your game.
266
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,757
You just need to
get with some people
267
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,008
who really
appreciate you.
268
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,719
Isn't -- Isn't the Shirts
and Skins Party coming up?
269
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,929
Yeah.
Oh, uh, that naked party.
270
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:56,971
Yeah.
Is that a real thing?
271
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:57,972
Oh, it's real,
alright.
272
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,891
Absolutely.
And it's very ratchet.
273
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,393
Just ass and racks
on display for you.
274
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,854
Okay. I can get behind that.
Y'all going or...?
275
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,147
Oh, no.
Of course not, dude.
276
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,441
I'm a professor.
Have some respect.
I'm grown.
277
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,777
[ Explosion ]
Whoa! Get the bazooka!
Get the bazooka!
278
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,196
Well, quit telling me how to
play the game and guard my six!
279
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,825
Okay. Good. Great.
I am going to a naked party.
280
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,826
Oh, that was close.
281
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,786
Hey, uh,
future brother-in-law,
282
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,704
is it cool if I crash
on this couch?
283
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,997
Seems like you guys
are pretty close
284
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,499
to wrapping
this game up, right?
285
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,337
Ahh.
Let me get the...
286
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,214
You need to change
the locks on your door.
287
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,799
You want to
get in on this?
288
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,509
I'm good, thank you.
Okay.
289
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,927
♪♪
290
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,762
♪ I'm sorry for... ♪
291
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,098
Yo, yo, yo.
292
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:40,974
Hey.
293
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,892
What's up?
What's going on, man?
294
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,227
Yo, I'm, uh --
295
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,563
I'm truly grateful for this job
opportunity, man, really.
296
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,523
Come on, bro. You know
we blood in and out the yard.
297
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,983
Yeah.
And you've always been
a hard worker.
298
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,235
I can't knock your hustle.
Well, this is
much appreciated.
299
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,779
And I've already been ruminating
on a couple ideas
300
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,447
for, you know,
your businesses.
301
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,701
You know, just some market
research and suggestions
302
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,952
for the next
three quarters,
303
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,912
guaranteed to
up your productivity
304
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,747
with minimal
investment, bro.
305
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:08,835
Listen. Uh, I think we got
our wires crossed, man.
306
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,253
I'm just looking for somebody
that's not afraid
307
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,713
to get they hands dirty.
That's all.
308
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,965
Oh, I'm ready to get
straight filthy.
309
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,758
I mean, you know...
310
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,719
as a barback.
311
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,557
You really gonna slap me in the
face with a barback position?
312
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,851
Well, it sounded like you
were in a real tight spot,
313
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,895
and it's all I got open
right now, so...
314
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,855
Alright.
Well, you can keep that open.
315
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,815
I didn't major in
scraping jalapeño poppers
316
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,526
off of party platters.
317
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,694
Later, man.
318
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:40,742
♪♪
319
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,911
Okay. Here we go.
320
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,205
I wish she would come in late.
321
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,874
Ooh, I wish she would. Come on.
322
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,335
Annika really about to come
into my office hours late?
323
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,338
[ Chuckles ] She does not know
who she's messing with. Mnh-mnh.
324
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,965
Good afternoon,
Professor Jackson.
325
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,300
So nice of you
to carve out some time
326
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,303
in your busy schedule
to check in on me. What's up?
327
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,971
"What's up? What's up?"
Have a seat, please.
328
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,348
I'll tell you what's up.
329
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,933
You made a mockery
of my assignment
330
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,977
and a mockery of the great
Dr. W. E. B. Du Bois
331
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,104
by sending in
that bootleg TikTok
332
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,814
on some Black
Reese Witherspoon ish.
333
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,567
I'm sorry --
My Black Reconstruction project
334
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,569
is anything but bootleg.
335
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,988
♪♪
336
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,157
These are what we
in the social-media world
337
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,951
like to call "analytics."
338
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,495
It tells us how many people
have seen our posts,
339
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,997
a.k.a. how many coins
we can snatch.
340
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,457
And this shows
how many views
341
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,001
my "bootleg" assignment has
right now.
342
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,968
That's the number right there?
100,988 views. Wow.
343
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,304
And counting. Since posted
less than 24 hours ago.
344
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,765
Not to mention
20,000-plus reposts
345
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,977
and 400,000-plus likes,
including one from Cordae.
346
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,144
And that's not counting
347
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,896
the reposts of the reposts,
Professor.
348
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,524
Okay. So, what?
Some rappers got behind it.
349
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,817
That's great and all.
You still dis--
350
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,236
No, no, no, no.
Not just rappers.
351
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:02,031
Real changemakers, like
Stacey Abrams, Color of Change,
352
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,075
and Rachel Cargle
promoted it, too.
353
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,868
Rachel Cargle?
Yep.
354
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,038
Now #BlackReconstruction
is trending,
355
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,916
right after #RiRisFeet.
356
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,544
Okay. Alright.
You know what?
357
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,004
I'm gonna be honest.
When you came in here today,
358
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,338
I was ready to just --
359
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,049
just humiliate you, really,
make an example out of you.
360
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,844
But you have given me
an idea.
361
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,012
Wait. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
362
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,221
You were gonna
humiliate me?
363
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,015
Oh, yeah.
It was gonna be bad.
364
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,141
Probably would've
gotten fired for it.
365
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,143
But we don't have to worry
about that.
366
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,021
Because you've inspired me.
Dismissed!
367
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,231
♪ Eh, yeah, we hot,
know how we do it ♪
368
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,650
♪ Comin' straight out
the fryin' pan ♪
369
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,070
♪ Top of the world, feelin'
just like I'm flyin', man, eh ♪
370
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,613
Junior: You know what?
371
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,742
Who cares if I have a roommate
who hates me?
372
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,411
I am a fun, likable guy,
and it is Wednesday night,
373
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,706
so I'm gonna have a fun time
at this Shirts and Skins Party.
374
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,876
I mean, obviously,
it is still a school night,
375
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,252
so I will be leaving by 1:00,
376
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,005
but it's a Hump Day naked party!
377
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,924
So from now until...12:59,
378
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,635
I'm gonna tear it up.
379
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,554
Bro.
380
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,389
What's going on?
381
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,641
Yo, I thought
this was a naked party.
382
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,852
It is, but it's split
into two areas --
383
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,896
Shirts...
[ Dinging ]
384
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,523
...and inside, Skins.
385
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,400
Ah.
386
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,194
This Shirts section's
pretty packed, huh?
387
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,196
Yeah, very few
are brave enough
388
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,989
to venture
into the Skins Room.
389
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,159
I'll probably head in,
but I'm too sober right now.
390
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,744
Yo, do I need
to be oiled up?
391
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,537
I feel like a lot of people
are oiled up.
392
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,955
Chill, bro.
393
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,791
Let's get some
Skins Room courage.
394
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,917
Okay.
395
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,087
Together:
You've gotta be kidding me.
396
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,588
I specifically went out
397
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,131
the fire escape
to avoid running into you.
398
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,382
What are you
even doing here?
399
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,093
You just come to stand
in the corner and judge?
400
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,385
Um, I'm here to have fun
401
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,971
with my actual,
chosen friend, Slick.
402
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,891
Ha! Your idea of fun
is studying for the SATs.
403
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,561
[Laughing] Uh, I'm tripping
way too hard for this.
404
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,773
Trust me -- you do not want
to air out dorm business
405
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,108
in these streets.
406
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,901
Mnh.
I do not have time for this.
407
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,028
Come on, Zeke.
Let's go into the Skins Room.
408
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,739
I know Zaara doesn't have
the balls to go in.
409
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,157
Oh, my ovaries are bigger
410
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,201
than your "testicles"
will ever be.
411
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,828
You should get that
checked out.
412
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,998
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, sis.
413
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,125
Yeah!
414
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,001
What you about to do, bro?
Huh!
415
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,838
Shoot.
Ain't no thang.
416
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,131
Hold that for me.
417
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,757
[ Onlookers murmuring ]
418
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:32,014
♪♪
419
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,975
Unh-unh! No halfsies.
420
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:42,817
♪♪
421
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,442
[ Ding! ]
422
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,031
♪ Let's go ♪
423
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,742
♪ Let's go ♪
424
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,121
♪ You know what it is,
and you know what it isn't ♪
425
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,206
♪ Black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
426
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,208
♪ Black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
427
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,836
♪ Say it one time,
two times for the record ♪
428
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,005
♪ Black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
429
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,215
♪ Black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
430
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,967
Should we sit?
431
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,178
Um, do we put a towel
down first?
432
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,139
That guy didn't.
433
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:18,144
♪♪
434
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,897
Too Comfy Guy: You know,
when my parents split,
I-I took it real hard.
435
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,233
I think that's why I have issues
opening up, ya know?
436
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,568
Oh!
No, thank you.
437
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,236
God, please,
just close back up.
Oh, my...
438
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,738
Mnh.
[ Chuckles ]
439
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,240
I don't know what I was
expecting a naked party to be,
440
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,284
but this is not it.
No.
441
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,412
You have beautiful eyes.
I keep getting lost in them.
442
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,249
Aw. Thanks. I -- I keep getting
lost in -- in yours, too.
443
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,292
Oh.
444
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,877
[ Crunch ]
445
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,921
♪♪
446
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,005
Ugh.
447
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,341
No.
Just leave it.
448
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,301
Bro, just let it go.
Oh.
449
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,136
Oh, that's so gross.
That's so gross.
That's so gross.
450
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,388
Just get more guac.
451
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,265
♪♪
452
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,477
Ew. What kind of hair
do you think that is?
453
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,938
Could literally
be any kind.
454
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,899
[ Both laugh ]
455
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,317
Ohh...
456
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,277
Do you wanna bounce?
457
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,238
Yeah. Let's get the hell
out of here.
458
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,490
♪ Black sheep
don't need no shepherd ♪
459
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,579
Yeah.
Boss moves only.
460
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,124
[ Cellphone rings and buzzes ]
461
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,751
Yo.
What's going on, Pop?
462
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,420
Doug's Dad: There he is!Too busy to pick upyour dad's calls, huh?
463
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,924
No, my bad. I've just had
so much stuff going on.
464
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,717
I told your moms you wasjust loaded with work,
465
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,719
but you knowshe likes to worry.
Oh, I know.
466
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,513
We're both really proudof you, son.
467
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,057
Your moms can't stop braggingto the ladies at church.
468
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,142
It's --
It's really nothing.
469
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,104
But you know I'm always herefor you if you need anything.
470
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,856
Advice, money.Anything.
471
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,358
Actually, I...
472
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,571
Nah, it's all good.
473
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,323
It's just nice to hear
your voice, Pop.
474
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,659
If you think
you're proud of me now,
475
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,204
wait till you hear about this
new client I have in Brazil.
476
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,207
Zaara: No way!
Moist chip.
477
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,417
Junior: Yeah. Moist.
Soggy chip.
478
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,835
Oh, this one
broke apart.
479
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,589
You know what'd make
these nachos way better?
480
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,923
Mnh-mnh.
481
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,842
A dash of dude's
chest hairs.
482
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,302
Revolting.
483
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,346
If I wasn't gay already,
I definitely am now.
484
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,682
Mm. It was like
a butcher's shop in there.
485
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,893
Just meat swinging to and fro,
back and forth.
486
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,856
You know, honestly,
I did not peg you
487
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,858
for someone who would go
to a naked party.
488
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,401
I am full of surprises.
489
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,737
No, you're not.
490
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,030
No, I'm not.
491
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,949
But I'm also
not closed-minded.
492
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,910
Look, if I was roommates
with somebody who didn't have
493
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,538
any Black friends, I think
I'd be a bit wary of them, too.
494
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,457
It bothers me that
I don't have gay friends
495
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,292
and that I've never
even thought about it.
496
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,629
So I get why
you don't like me.
497
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,006
It's not that.
498
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,133
Balancing school and
my internship at the hospital
499
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,510
has been a struggle.
500
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,388
My whole life has been running
towards becoming a doctor,
501
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,266
and I feel like I'm tripping
at the starting line.
502
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,352
But what if this isn't
just a rough start?
503
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,396
What if I'm just
not cut out for this?
504
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, as someone that
you've been pretty hard on,
505
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,109
I think I can say you're
being too hard on yourself.
506
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,654
I literally dropped out
of college on my first day,
507
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,238
so trust me --
I understand
508
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,407
what it means
to get off to a rough start.
509
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,326
You dropped out
one day into college?
510
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,578
This isn't about me!
511
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,455
I'm just saying,
I understand pressure,
512
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,706
and I know
what it can do to you.
513
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,167
So if something is bugging you,
just let me know,
514
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,795
and I'll do what I can.
515
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,922
Anything?
516
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,215
Anything.
517
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,675
Can I borrow
your earbuds?
518
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,219
I legit have no idea
where I put mine.
519
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804
Oh, you know what?
Keep them.
520
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,763
Really?
Mm-hmm.
521
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,139
Thanks!
522
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,433
Want to listen to something
together on our walk back?
523
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,144
Great. Let me just type
"queer Indian doctor playlist"
524
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,437
into my Spotify.
525
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,814
If I didn't know
you were joking,
526
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,274
I would punch your penis
back into your body.
527
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,401
Wow.
That is harsh.
528
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,444
You're really harsh
with the insults.
529
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,449
Come on, man.
You've got this. Alright?
530
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,701
You got nothing to lose.
531
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,703
If the school
isn't gonna listen to you,
532
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,287
you gotta make them
listen to you.
533
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,332
Gotta make this university live
up to its pledge of diversity,
534
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,209
and what you have to say
is more important
535
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,003
than any teen dance challenge.
536
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,715
Alright. Here we go.
537
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,007
What are you doing, though?
538
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,509
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
539
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,429
Y-You're a professor, damn it.
A professor!
540
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,223
You've worked your whole life
for this!
541
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,392
Got a 401(k).
542
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,977
You're gonna embarrass yourself.
543
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,812
[ Ding! ]
544
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,522
Just quit being a bitch
and do it.
545
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,774
Ohh. You calling me a bitch?
546
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,318
[ Chuckles ]
Alright. Heard ya.
547
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,779
[ Breathes deeply ]
548
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,739
Wakanda forever.
549
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,323
[ Panther snarls ]
[ Beep ]
550
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,908
Hey. How you guys doing?
551
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,454
Professor Aaron Jackson here,
and today I'm going to be rating
552
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,081
Cal U's faculty diversity
by department.
553
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:49,957
[ Ding! ]
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