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♪ ♪
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(no voice)
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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby,
without us? ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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No, no, see, this color's
all wrong for you, Andy.
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You must stay away from green.
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I'm not promising anything.
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You are a winter person.
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Your colors are gray,
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blue, navy, azure.
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And you must stay away
from plaids
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and avoid large prints
whenever possible.
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Hey, I came in here to eat.
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Andy, I'm giving you
a free color analysis.
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So? I don't even pick out
my own clothes.
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Hi. Is your dad home yet?
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- Hi, Mom.
- No.
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Has he called?
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No, not yet. Why?
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Well, your father is down at the
Columbus Community Playhouse.
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They are considering
putting on a play he wrote,
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and I'm just kind of anxious
to see what the decision is.
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Really? What's it about?
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Well, it's a very
autobiographical story
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about how we met
and fell in love.
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There's some very nice
moments from the '60s.
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A Draft Card for the Burning
by Steven Keaton.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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"Oh my diamond in the rough
from Buffalo,
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come let me love you."
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I've-I've heard that before.
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Wait a minute. Oh!
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It's an old memory.
It's an old, old memory.
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I'm-I'm in my crib...
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I'm-I'm tossing,
I'm turning...
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It's a nightmare.
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It's Dad's play.
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It's alive!
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There's a chance that the
Columbus Community Playhouse
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is gonna do it.
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They must be stopped.
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I think it's nice that it
might be produced again.
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You mean it's been
produced before?
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Oh, yeah,
when we were in college.
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Your father directed
and I had the lead...
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the activist-anthropology
student Sequoia Free.
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(Alex laughs)
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I'm telling you,
the '60s were a joke.
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I mean, everyone was running
around with these cartoon names.
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I wouldn't laugh if I were you.
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When you were a little baby,
we called you "Moon Muffin."
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He looks like a little
moon muffin, doesn't he?
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Yeah, well, it could
have been worse.
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I could have been
"Moon Muffin Free."
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I remember you telling us
about this play.
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Isn't it the one that almost
broke you and Dad up?
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Yeah. It-it did
almost break us up.
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Your father's whole personality
just changed completely.
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He became insanely jealous
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about whoever
played opposite me.
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He became extremely pompous
and terribly theatrical.
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(singing fanfare):
♪ Yum-da-da, da-da-da, dum! ♪
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"The Columbus Community Theatre
is proud to announce
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"the Ohio debut
of Steven Keaton's
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A Draft Card for the Burning."
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Oh!
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Congratulations.
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STEVEN: Well, thank you.
It's going to be the first
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in their "Undiscovered
Playwrights of Ohio" series.
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I'm going to direct it,
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and, Elyse, I want you
to star in it.
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Oh, it's so sweet of you
to think of me... I can't.
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Why not?
It'll be just like the old days.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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I-I know there was a little
tension the last time
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we worked together,
but it's all in the past.
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We're so much more mature now.
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Anyway, it's only going
to play two days.
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Well, what two days
do you have in mind?
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- Sunday and Monday.
- Oh, heartbreak!
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I'm not available.
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You don't even know
which Sunday and Monday.
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Well, it-it doesn't really
matter because I've just joined
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this group
"Sundays and Mondays in Ohio."
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STEVEN:
Well, um...
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maybe we could move
the play nights
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- to Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
- No, no.
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Don't do that, because "Sundays
and Mondays" might be changing
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to "Tuesdays and Wednesdays."
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Well, I'm certainly
not going to beg you.
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(laughs)
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I'm sure Shakespeare
had his rejections.
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(sniffs)
Probably not from his wife,
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but...
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I'll find another
leading actress.
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This town must be full
of Sequoia Frees.
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"We must turn back
the tide of war.
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"Lay bare the kelp
of poverty and greed.
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"Uncover in the seashells
of human experience
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"man's more peaceful nature
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"as the waves...
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wash onto the shore of life."
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"Oh, my diamond in the rough
from Buffalo,
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come let me love you."
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STEVEN:
Okay.
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Very good.
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Very, very good!
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- Carol, we'll let you know.
- Okay.
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Uh, Steven, I just want you
to know that I've done
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a lot of classic theater from
Ibsen to Shaw and back again.
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And the role
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of Sequoia Free in
A Draft Card for the Burning
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is perhaps the most significant
role written for a woman
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since Joan of Arc...
in Joan of Arc.
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I loved it too, Steve.
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The moment I read it.
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I was in my office,
just kicking back,
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after finishing a root canal.
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I picked it up... I picked it up
and couldn't put it down.
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It had fire!
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- It had a...
- Jeff! Jeff, please!
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You've already got the part.
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No, no, I mean it.
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It just rolls off the tongue.
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"Kelp of poverty."
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"Seashells of experience."
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Do you like fish, Steve?
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(laughs)
Hey, how's it going?
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It's tough, Alex.
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Why, Dad having trouble finding
any actors for his play?
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No, it's been tough on me
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sitting here listening
to all this.
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I'm starting to see past lives
and envying them.
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That tough, huh?
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Have you read
the whole play yet, Alex?
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No, nobody's read
the whole play.
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Not even Dad.
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Why? Have you?
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I tried, but I,
I kept blacking out.
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Ah, fine. If you just...
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ALEX:
Hey, Pop.
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Pop!
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Nice. I hear it's going
like gangbusters.
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Well, uh, the material's
certainly holding up.
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The trick is to find actors
of the same caliber.
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- That's gonna be tough, Dad.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right! Let's, uh,
let's get on with it.
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Ready, Alice?
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- Okey dokey.
- Okay...
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- ELYSE: Exactly what he did.
- I told you he did...
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- Shh. Shh.
- Oh! Oh!
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I'm sorry, Steven,
I didn't realize
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your auditions
were still going on.
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- We'll get out of your way.
- No, no.
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Stay, Elyse.
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Stay and watch her butcher
the dialogue
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meant to come only
from your lips.
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Anytime, mon capitan.
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Okay, uh, Jeff, Alice, uh,
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let's-let's read a little.
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Have fun with it,
and, um... begin.
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"We must turn back
the tide of war!
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"Uncover the kelp...
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"...of poverty and greed.
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"Lay bare
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"the seashells
of human experience
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"of man's more peaceful nature
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"as the waves wash
onto the shore of...
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(shouts):
...life!"
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"Oh!
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"My diamond in the rough
from Buffalo!
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Come let me love you!"
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That's fine, honey.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no. Th-There's more.
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Not necessarily.
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I have a full sense
of your gift. (chuckles)
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Thank you.
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Yes, all right.
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MALLORY:
Come again.
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(clears throat)
Anyone else back there, Jen?
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I don't know. Let me go see.
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All right, let's knock it off,
then, Jeff.
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Oh, all right.
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Do you know how much
I love this?
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Jeff, you've got the job,
I swear!
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Okay.
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Oh!
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(chuckles)
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- (sighs)
- How'd it go, Dad?
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Any luck?
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Rough afternoon, Mal.
Rough.
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Very discouraging.
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Well, don't worry.
It's still early.
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Oh, we're kidding ourselves.
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Your mother's the only one
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who can play Sequoia Free!
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We might as well not do it.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
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There's got to be someone else.
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No, no! There's no one!
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I wrote it for you,
only for you.
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It's our... it's our life,
Elyse, our passion.
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And if you can't find it in your
heart to be my Sequoia Free,
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well, I say forget it.
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Let A Draft Card for the Burning
die a proper death.
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Oh, my diamond in the rough
from Buffalo...
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...come let me love you.
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That's right, two performances
starting Saturday night.
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You want six tickets?
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May I ask why?
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I mean, where?
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Okay, they'll be held
at the door for you.
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Six tickets, front row, center.
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That'll be, uh... $1.50.
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Okay, six more
reservations, Andy.
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How many does that give us?
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Eleven.
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Hey.
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How's it going, fellow siblings?
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Okay.
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Where are the Lunts?
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They're in there rehearsing.
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Well, what do you think, Alex?
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It's Mom's dress for the play.
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That's not her dress.
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That's her handkerchief.
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Alex, Sequoia Free is
a high-spirited, unconventional
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woman of the '60s.
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This is an extension
of her fantasy life.
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Sequoia Free is your mother.
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Okay?
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She does not have
a fantasy life.
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And she's not going
to be wearing this
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as long as "Alex Free" is alive.
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Elyse! How can you make
such a big deal about this?
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Because already
it's getting out of control.
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How can you say that?
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Steven, maybe you aren't
even aware of it,
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but every time Jeff
comes near me, you start acting
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more like a jealous husband
than a director.
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Jeff?
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You call him Jeff?
(laughs)
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Isn't that a little familiar?
255
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,807
His name is Dr. Cooper.
256
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,309
Well, Mom, I'm done.
257
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,577
What do you think?
258
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,345
- Oh, that's wonderful.
- What's that?
259
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,115
Oh, this is for me in the sit-in
scene in the second act.
260
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,243
Why do you need a handkerchief?
261
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,123
This isn't a handkerchief,
Steven, this is a dress.
262
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,025
And it reflects the era.
263
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,586
Elyse, the-the '60s
was a time of... decorum.
264
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,668
Of-Of prim and proper behavior,
as I remember.
265
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,937
People wore these, kind of,
high-necked dresses.
266
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,963
You know, right up...
right up to the eyes.
267
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,699
We're ready in there, Admiral.
268
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,348
Whoa! Elyse!
269
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,683
You gonna wear that?
270
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,651
It's no bigger
than a handkerchief!
271
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,846
Fabulous!
272
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:34,794
Your job's hanging
by a thread, Jeff.
273
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,022
I love your dialogue, Steve.
274
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,868
All right! This is
the big sit-in scene
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00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,236
in the dean's office.
276
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,973
We'll take it
from your speech, Elyse,
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00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:52,611
at the top of page, uh, 311.
278
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,780
Oh, Randolph...
279
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,910
your courage is courageous,
outrageous and contagious.
280
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,589
I'm all three of those, Sequoia.
281
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,757
Let them come.
282
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:05,958
Let them take us away!
283
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,051
At least we'll be together.
284
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,521
(whistle blows)
285
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,837
Okay, hold it!
286
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,271
What is it, Steve?
287
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,273
The kiss was too much!
288
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,742
Don't-Don't dwell on it.
289
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,544
Uh, make it incidental...
a throwaway.
290
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,047
What... what the... well, look
at this stage direction, Steve.
291
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,316
"With the heat of love
burning in his heart,
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00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,685
Randolph sweeps Sequoia
into a passionate embrace."
293
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,887
That's a throwaway?
294
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,456
It's a matter of interpretation.
295
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:38,718
Oh?
296
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,094
Hm...
297
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,663
I think Randolph's... worn out.
298
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:45,965
Mm.
299
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,100
Too-too tired
and emotionally drained
300
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,470
to do much more
than shake hands with Sequoia.
301
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,973
I-I-I wouldn't even go that far.
302
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,964
Make it a high five.
303
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,913
A high five?
304
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,315
That doesn't seem right.
305
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,317
Jeff, you're a dentist.
306
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,911
What do you know about art?
Your area is pain.
307
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,390
I-I have
to agree with Jeff, honey.
308
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,493
Oh, do you, Sequoia?
309
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,228
Well, when-when a man says, uh,
310
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,564
"Sequoia, darling,
I love you with all my heart.
311
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,399
Come to me. I'm on fire..."
312
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,901
Well, people expect them
to kiss,
313
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,104
you know, not-not just
give a high five.
314
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,806
Oh, fine.
315
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,974
Let's just give the people
what they expect.
316
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,910
Let's just give them
what they're used to.
317
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,879
"I love you." Kiss.
"I love you." Kiss.
318
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,881
You've seen it a million times.
319
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,317
"I love you."
320
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,308
High five.
321
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,724
Now that's something new...
something different.
322
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,561
Look, I'm the director.
I say the kiss does not work.
323
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,262
Now, let's please
get on with it.
324
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,530
Let's take it from here.
325
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,431
And, Jeff, please,
keep your lips to yourself.
326
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,295
(indistinct conversation,
laughter)
327
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,443
Five minutes, everybody!
Five minutes!
328
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,813
Four minutes, 55 seconds.
329
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,815
Four, 50.
330
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,417
Four, 49.
331
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,653
Ah! Whoa. Ah,
it's just a play. It's just...
332
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,789
I keep telling myself.
It's just a play.
333
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,990
- Dad?
- Yeah.
334
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,092
Dad, well, what do you think
of the outfit?
335
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,660
Oh, it's a gas!
336
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,897
The amazing thing is,
this is my own.
337
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,232
Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
338
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,033
You mean you wore that stuff
in the '60s?
339
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,802
No, this is what I wear now.
340
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,430
I was really straight
in the '60s.
341
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,709
- Oh.
- Je...
342
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,010
- You nervous?
- Oh!
343
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,179
It's in your hands now, Elyse.
344
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,681
Yours and...
and Oscar's and Jeff's.
345
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,251
Boy, am I nervous.
346
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,019
Brings back a lot of memories,
doesn't it?
347
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,654
- Mm-hmm.
- So long ago.
348
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,723
Our opening night.
349
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,057
Also our closing night.
350
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,527
Mm. I'm so glad
you decided to do this play.
351
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,529
Elyse, you are... Sequoia Free.
352
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,365
- Ah.
- Now and forever.
353
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,101
- Break a leg, honey.
- Thanks, baby.
354
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,303
SKIPPY: The Columbus Community
Playhouse proudly presents
355
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,871
the Midwest premiere of...
356
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,307
A Draft Card for the Burning
357
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,901
by Stephan Micel Keaton.
358
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,046
Who is Stephan Micel Keaton?
359
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,849
Who do you think?
360
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,818
I'm afraid those are the final
demands, Dean Hutchinson.
361
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,987
We are not going to budge
362
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:25,858
until you agree
to meet us here, in person.
363
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:31,530
Oh, Randolph, how can one man be
so wonderful... and so perfect?
364
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,067
It's a question
I often ask myself.
365
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,335
WOMAN (on stage):
Dean Hutchinson...
366
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,670
You're an artist, Mr. Keaton.
367
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,104
- Shh! - MAN (on stage):
Thank you, Connie.
368
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,173
I know that.
369
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,509
MAN (on stage):
I'll tell you, Sequoia...
370
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,544
Well, two minutes left
in the first act.
371
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,205
The audience is loving it.
372
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,584
It's only a matter of time,
Randolph,
373
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,254
and then they storm the room.
374
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,890
I don't think
the dean is going to show.
375
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,892
He'll show, Sequoia.
376
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,227
I feel it. I know it.
377
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,889
Oh, Randolph,
I admire your chutzpah!
378
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,002
It's far out!
379
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,104
Oh, Sequoia, my darling,
380
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,139
I love you with all my heart.
381
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,972
Come to me! I'm on fire!
382
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,549
ELYSE:
Mmm.
383
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,848
(blowing whistle)
384
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,257
Boy, they are really
going at it, aren't they?
385
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,926
They don't even look like
they're acting.
386
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,828
Yeah, boy, this is
great writing, Mr. Keaton.
387
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,029
(blowing whistle)
388
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,298
- Come on! - Come on!
389
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,300
I told you, no kissing!
390
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,635
Didn't you see the sign?
391
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,804
She kissed me!
392
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,339
I was acting, Steven!
393
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,875
It came out of the moment!
It seemed right!
394
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,777
There! You happy now, Steve?
395
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,245
I told you, she kissed me.
396
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,414
I didn't see you trying
to fight her off.
397
00:16:55,414 --> 00:17:00,185
When a beautiful woman kisses
Randolph, he kisses back.
398
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,221
Randolph is a man of passion.
399
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,223
Don't tell me who Randolph is!
400
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,815
He's me!
401
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,498
He is you, Steven!
402
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,600
So why don't you play him?
403
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,836
Now, I've got an office
full of patients waiting.
404
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,071
Fine! I will!
405
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,173
Fine! And when I run out
of anesthesia,
406
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,164
I'll just read them your play.
407
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,481
I have to side with Jeff
on this, Steve.
408
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,550
He's my dentist.
409
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,385
Fine! Why don't you go with him?
410
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,287
You can help him
do some fillings!
411
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,789
Steve, this is uncalled for.
412
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,323
My parents are in the audience.
413
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,825
I-I don't want
to have to wake them up
414
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,658
and tell them
I'm not in the show.
415
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,989
You're out, Good-Vibes.
416
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,071
If-if they go, I'm-I'm going.
417
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,539
Jeff's my dentist, too.
418
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,274
Go! Go! Go!
419
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,276
All of you, go!
420
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,267
Get a gang filling!
421
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,847
See if I care!
422
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,715
And I'll tell you
something else, Jeff.
423
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,774
I'm not flossing anymore!
424
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,889
Dad...
425
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,291
they all gone?
426
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,725
Yeah.
427
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,494
What are we going to do?
428
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,895
We'll think of something.
429
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,664
Right.
430
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,899
Whoa.
431
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,135
Oh, Randolph,
432
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,404
it's beautiful outside
right now.
433
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:30,171
The morning rain has washed away
the silence of injustice.
434
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,282
Randolph, come look with me
out the...
435
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,284
Whoa!
436
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,453
Randolph?!
437
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,955
- (audience murmuring)
- Oh, no.
438
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,323
Hi, Sequoia.
439
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,525
Notice anything different?
440
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,995
Why, yes. You've grown a beard,
haven't you?
441
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,986
Can't leave you alone
for a second.
442
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,168
What is going on?!
443
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,470
Jeff quit.
I'm stepping in. Just improvise.
444
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,668
So, Sequoia...
enjoying the '60s?
445
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,247
The chief of police
couldn't come,
446
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,512
so he told me to tell you
that you're all under arrest.
447
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,894
Thank you, thank you...
friend of the chief.
448
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,130
Um... but we're not afraid.
449
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,100
Because any moment now,
Peter Good-Vibes will be coming
450
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,302
through that door with word
from the administration.
451
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,437
Yes! Where could Peter be?
452
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,306
Well, you know Good-Vibes.
453
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,575
He works in strange ways.
454
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,545
Yes, but you can't
question his vibes.
455
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,536
They're good.
456
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,712
Power to the people.
457
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,597
What went down, Good-Vibes?
458
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,600
Dig. Um...
459
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,937
Uh, I go...
I go across town, man.
460
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,606
Fuzz everywhere, man.
461
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,507
Here a fuzz, there a fuzz...
462
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,001
...everywhere a fuzz-fuzz.
463
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,549
Look, let me just say,
at this point,
464
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,619
that I have nothing but respect
for our men in blue.
465
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:21,954
If it were up to me,
466
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,057
I'd arrest every single member
of this cast.
467
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,459
Come on, Moon Muffin!
468
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,394
Ah... (laughs) Sequoia Mom...
469
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,663
um, let's face it, huh?
470
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,366
The '60s are almost over.
471
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,002
We all just want
to make a lot of money.
472
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,938
And I, Peter Good-Vibes,
473
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:43,208
am going to apply
to business school.
474
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,912
Well, Good-Vibes is off
to business school.
475
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,147
So be it!
476
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,250
But we're still together,
Sequoia.
477
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,275
That's all that matt...
478
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,252
Sequoia.
479
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,927
Randolph.
480
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,962
Sequoia?
481
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,530
Randolph?
482
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,599
What are you doing here?
483
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,601
I'm in the play.
484
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,870
You can't be in the play.
You quit.
485
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,772
I know, but I can't stay away.
486
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,475
I love the dialogue.
487
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,844
I don't care.
You're out of here.
488
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,642
Fellas! Randolphs!
489
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,917
Sequoia, I'm on fire for you.
490
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,687
Sequoia, I'm on fire for you.
491
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,124
I was on fire for you first!
492
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,559
Let them come.
Let them take us away.
493
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,195
At least we'll be together.
494
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,231
(Elyse groans)
495
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,333
Let them come.
Let them take us away.
496
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,368
At least we'll be together.
497
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,037
- Ah!
- (Elyse gasps)
498
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,371
Oh, right. Dr. Cooper!
499
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,572
Come on! Come on! Come on!
500
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:48,740
- Hey. - Look.
501
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,109
- I got him! I got him!
- Oh, Alex!
502
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,577
- Oh, Alex! Huh?
- It's not right.
503
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:54,943
- Come on. No, no. Sorry.
- Please, you don't have to...
504
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,855
You coming home?
505
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:07,626
I'm just going to sit here
for a minute, if you don't mind.
506
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,719
Can I join you?
507
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,469
I guess, every 25 years,
I have to make a fool of myself.
508
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,471
That's not so.
509
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,701
It's only been 23 years.
510
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,010
Well, this is it, Elyse.
511
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,146
Draft Card goes back
into the drawer.
512
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:31,249
Alex will be so happy.
513
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,774
It's not a good play, Elyse.
514
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,947
I think I have to face that.
515
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,596
It's a lovely play... in spots.
516
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,366
But you-you cut 100, 150 pages
out of that sucker,
517
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,357
and it will fly.
518
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,740
I'm sorry
I put you through this, Elyse.
519
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,808
Can you forgive me?
520
00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:59,402
Just promise me I won't have
to do it again when I'm 70.
521
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,850
You know, uh...
522
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:09,287
I really didn't need 350 pages
to say what I needed to say.
523
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,585
All I needed was one speech:
524
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,427
I love you.
525
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,095
I'm crazy about you.
526
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:19,531
I can't imagine what
my life would have been like
527
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,522
if I'd never met you.
528
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:27,339
Oh, my diamond in the rough
from Buffalo,
529
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,637
come let me love you.
530
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,512
MAN:
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
531
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:08,638
(Ubu barks)
532
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:18,500
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