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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,324 ♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪ 2 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,894 ♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪ 3 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,797 ♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪ 4 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,266 ♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪ 5 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:26,103 ♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪ 6 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,938 ♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪ 7 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,974 ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪ 8 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪ 9 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,113 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 10 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ WITHOUT US? ♪ 11 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,552 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 12 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,788 ♪ WITHOUT US? ♪ 13 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,791 ♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪ 14 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:51,360 ♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪ 15 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,130 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 16 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,967 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 17 00:00:56,991 --> 00:01:00,859 ♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪ 18 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:14,918 IS THIS A PERMANENT ADDITION? 19 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,552 BECAUSE IF IT IS, I'M GETTING OUT 20 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,944 MY "BOMBS ARE PEOPLE, TOO" THROW PILLOWS. 21 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,759 THE BANNER IS A SURPRISE FOR MATT. 22 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,361 WE HAD THIS HANGING IN OUR DORM ROOM AT BERKELEY. 23 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,396 IT'S A LITTLE OUTDATED, ISN'T IT? 24 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,232 WELL, MAYBE THE SLOGANS ARE DIFFERENT NOW, 25 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,967 BUT NOT THE CONCEPT IS THE SAME. 26 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,511 NO, I MEANT THE CONCEPT. 27 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,639 ALEX, DON'T YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT THE FACT 28 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,141 THAT THERE ARE ENOUGH BOMBS IN THE WORLD 29 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,575 TO DESTROY EVERY LIVING CREATURE 30 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,045 AND WIPE OUT LIFE AS WE KNOW IT? 31 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,279 HEY! 32 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,270 I GOT BIGGER THINGS ON MY MIND. 33 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,585 CAN I USE THE BUSINESS SECTION HERE, MOM? THANKS. 34 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,388 MAYBE WE CAN JUST TELL MATT HE'S ONE OF THE NEIGHBOR CHILDREN. 35 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,225 IT'S JUST SO PREDICTABLE, THAT'S ALL. 36 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,327 EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE EX-HIPPIES 37 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,762 COMES PRANCING IN FROM YESTERYEAR, 38 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,419 WE GOT TO GET OUT THE LOVE BEADS... 39 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:08,071 PUT ON THE PONCHOS... 40 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:12,075 PRETEND WE CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. 41 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:15,633 I'M JUST A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT STUFF. 42 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,080 ALEX, MATT'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE, 43 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,915 HE'S ONLY GOING TO BE HERE A WEEK. BE NICE. 44 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:23,586 YOU'VE GOT THE WHOLE REST OF THE YEAR TO NOT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. 45 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,987 YOU'LL PROBABLY LIKE MATT. 46 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,322 HE'S A PRIZE-WINNING JOURNALIST, 47 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,823 HE'S A WORLD TRAVELER. 48 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,767 HE'S EVEN WRITTEN 2 BOOKS ON ECONOMICS. 49 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,097 NO KIDDING? WHICH ONES? 50 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,988 CAPITALISM... DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH... 51 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,561 AND CAPITALISM... DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, PART TWO. 52 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,978 HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO BE THERE? 53 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,814 AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO RAISE THE CONSCIOUSNESS 54 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,316 OF SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE. 55 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,572 YEAH, MOM. 56 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,855 IS HE GOING TO BE LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME HIS FRIEND'S HERE? 57 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,991 PROBABLY, SO IF YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM, 58 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,492 TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TOO IMPORTANT. 59 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,593 I CAN HANDLE THAT. 60 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,249 I KNOW YOU CAN. 61 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,733 I'M GONNA TAKE ANDY TO THE PARK. 62 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,300 HEY, HEY, HEY, DON'T GET HIM BACK TOO LATE. 63 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,669 HIS FAVORITE SHOW'S ON TONIGHT. 64 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,736 WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE SHOW? 65 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,893 WALL STREET WEEK. 66 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:25,015 WHAT? I DIDN'T PUT HIM UP TO THAT. 67 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,784 HE CAME UP WITH THAT ON HIS OWN. 68 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,220 ALEX, THE ONLY SHOW HE'S ALLOWED TO WATCH ON TELEVISION 69 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,988 IS SESAME STREET. 70 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,155 YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 71 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,191 ANDY, YOU GO AHEAD AND PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS. 72 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,526 ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE, DARLING. 73 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,116 I'LL TAPE IT FOR YOU. 74 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,431 Steven: OH! 75 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,165 HEY! STEVEN, MY MAN! 76 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,501 OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU! 77 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,835 HOW YOU DOING?! 78 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,504 IT'S BEEN TOO LONG. 79 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,905 YOU REMEMBER THIS LADY? 80 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,940 OF COURSE. ELYSE, YOU LOOK GREAT. 81 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,176 WELCOME, MATT! 82 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,767 WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE, MATT. 83 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:01,618 I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW ALEX AND MALLORY. 84 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,219 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 85 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,220 HI. OH. 86 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,411 HI. 87 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:14,064 SO, YOU NOTICE ANYTHING FAMILIAR IN THE HOUSE? 88 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,399 BAN THE BOMB! 89 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,668 WOW! OUR OLD BANNER! 90 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,336 MAYBE MATT WOULD LIKE TO HANG THAT 91 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,304 IN HIS HOTEL ROOM. 92 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,441 OH, NO, THANKS. I ALREADY HAVE ONE UP. 93 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,665 YOU HAVE THE TRAVEL-SIZE BANNER? 94 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,178 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY 95 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,647 THAT YOU HAVE THIS UP TONIGHT, STEVE, 96 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,772 BECAUSE I BROUGHT A LITTLE BLAST FROM THE PAST, TOO. 97 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,620 THE SCAVENGER! 98 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,522 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 99 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:42,725 "A MAGAZINE FOR THE DISCRIMINATING REVOLUTIONARY." 100 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,062 I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE ARE ANY GOOD DIETS IN THERE. 101 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,363 IT'S A POLITICAL MAGAZINE, HONEY. 102 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,731 IN FACT, MATT AND YOUR DAD WERE THE EDITORS 103 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:49,965 WHEN THEY WERE IN COLLEGE. 104 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,501 IT WAS AN AWFULLY GOOD MAGAZINE. 105 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,735 IT'S A SHAME IT FOLDED. 106 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:53,969 OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE THIS. 107 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,905 ALEX DESTROYED ALL OF OUR COPIES WHEN HE WAS 2. 108 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,029 HE FOUND THEM POLITICALLY OFFENSIVE. 109 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:03,980 HEY, YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT WAS ME. 110 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:07,050 YOU LEFT YOUR RATTLE ON THE BOOKCASE. 111 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:10,453 IT COULD HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER BABY'S RATTLE. 112 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,717 IT WAS YOUR NIXON RATTLE. 113 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,595 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN A FINER MEAL. 114 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:20,997 STEVEN COOKED DINNER TONIGHT. 115 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,698 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. 116 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,334 DON'T WORRY, MATT, 117 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,735 I'VE LEARNED TO COOK SINCE WE LIVED TOGETHER. 118 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,303 WELL, I SINCERELY HOPE SO, 119 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,738 BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I ATE YOUR COOKING, 120 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,807 I WAS MOVED TO GO ON A 30-DAY FAST. 121 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,176 I THOUGHT YOU WERE FASTING TO PROTEST THE VIETNAM WAR. 122 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,545 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 123 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,980 JUST FOR THE RECORD, 124 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,382 WAS THERE ANYTHING YOU GUYS DIDN'T PROTEST IN COLLEGE? 125 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,616 HMMM... 126 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,485 I THOUGHT THE PEACE CORPS WAS NICE A NICE IDEA. 127 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,654 THE PEACE CORPS WAS GOOD. 128 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,788 THAT'S IT? 129 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:46,989 THE MUSIC WAS GOOD. 130 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,860 ♪ HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN ♪ 131 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:55,553 ♪ BEFORE THEY CALL HIM A MAN ♪ 132 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,069 IT'S STARTING AGAIN. 133 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,370 I KNOW, THIS IS BAD. 134 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,805 USUALLY THE DYLAN SONGS DON'T COME OUT 135 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,529 TILL THE SECOND DAY. 136 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,944 ALEX, COME QUICK. 137 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,601 GOLD CLOSED AT 4.15. 138 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,194 THANK YOU FOR HAVING HIM. 139 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,075 WELL, I THINK WE'RE ALL DONE WITH THE DISHES HERE. 140 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,876 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED US TO CLEAN UP? 141 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,312 OH, NO, NO, EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT. 142 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:45,715 LISTEN, SINCE MATT IS HERE, IT'S A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT, 143 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,906 SO I'M GOING TO BRING OUT THE OLD BERKELEY SLIDES TO SHOW... 144 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,823 AS A TREAT. 145 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,725 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE THE SCAVENGER HERE. 146 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,827 I REMEMBER PASSING THIS OUT AROUND CAMPUS. 147 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,128 STEVE, DO YOU EVER, UH, 148 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,464 DO YOU EVER MISS WORKING ON THE MAGAZINE? 149 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,799 DO I MISS BEING AN OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID SOCIAL OUTCAST? 150 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,568 WHO WOULDN'T? 151 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,102 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WAS 152 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,906 THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT JOURNALIST EXPERIENCE OF MY CAREER. 153 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,775 THAT'S REALLY SURPRISING COMING FROM SOMEONE 154 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,142 WHO'S WRITTEN FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES 155 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,977 AND THE VILLAGE VOICE, THE WASHINGTON POST. 156 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,845 YEAH, BUT THE SCAVENGER WAS DIFFERENT, 157 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,514 IT WAS OURS, IT WAS MINE AND STEVEN'S. 158 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,850 IT WAS SO... PURE. 159 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,552 THOSE WERE SPECIAL TIMES, WEREN'T THEY? VERY SPECIAL. 160 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:26,155 YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO DREAM 161 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,890 THAT SOMEHOW WE'D GET THE MONEY TOGETHER 162 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,526 TO START THE SCAVENGER UP AGAIN? 163 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,661 YEAH, WHAT A FANTASY THAT WAS. 164 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,918 WELCOME TO FANTASYLAND, GUYS. 165 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:38,000 IT'S A CHECK FOR $50,000. 166 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,169 YOU REMEMBER HOWIE WARDELL? 167 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:42,272 TRUST FUND WARDELL? SURE! 168 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,307 HIS UNCLE FINALLY DIED AND HE'S COME INTO HIS MONEY. 169 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,041 NOW, HE WAS A BIG A FAN OF THE SCAVENGER, 170 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,644 AND HE WANTS US TO START IT UP AGAIN. 171 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,311 YOU'RE KIDDING! 172 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,047 IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING, STEVE. 173 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,148 WE CAN DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME, 174 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,783 THAT'S $50,000 TO MAKE THE MAGAZINE 175 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,351 THE DREAM WE ALWAYS KNEW IT COULD BE. 176 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,720 I... OOH. 177 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:58,988 UM... 178 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,725 ALL OF THE ZEROS JUST FELL OFF. 179 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,126 WHAT KIND OF A MAGAZINE COULD WE MAKE FOR $5.00? 180 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,863 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON, MAN. ARE YOU IN? 181 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,300 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A BIG DECISION. 182 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,701 THE SCAVENGER! 183 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,805 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, 20 YEARS? 184 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,675 ♪ HEY, MR. TAMBOURINE MAN ♪ 185 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,444 ♪ PLAY A SONG FOR ME ♪ 186 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,012 WELL, THERE IT IS. 187 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,469 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 188 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,385 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ELYSE... 189 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,187 AND SO ARE YOU. 190 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,223 WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT? 191 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,358 DATING IS SO REACTIONARY, STEVEN. 192 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,693 SUNDAY NIGHT? 193 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,695 I APOLOGIZE FOR MY CO-EDITOR, ELYSE. 194 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,197 HE'S AN OLD-FASHIONED ROMANTIC. 195 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,298 OH, THAT'S OK. 196 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,634 HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 197 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,568 SEE? 198 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,438 I KNEW IT! 199 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:49,806 SHE LIKES ME. 200 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,908 ELYSE DONNELLY LIKES ME. 201 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,310 I'M THE HAPPIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 202 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,046 STEVEN, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE? 203 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,382 I ASSUME YOU'RE WRITING A PAPER ABOUT MARTIN LUTHER KING, 204 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,418 NOT MARTIN LUTHER KONG. 205 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,287 FORGET THE TYPOS. 206 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,389 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE ARTICLE? 207 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,790 I THOUGHT IT WAS BRILLIANT. 208 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,058 I THINK IT'S THE BEST THING YOU'VE WRITTEN YET. 209 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,459 THANK YOU, MATT. 210 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,896 YOU KNOW, STEVEN, IF WE CAN KEEP THIS LEVEL OF WRITING UP, 211 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,198 THE SCAVENGER WILL BE A MAJOR FORCE IN THIS COUNTRY. 212 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,965 WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE, 213 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:19,302 IT'S JUST SO OVERWHELMING. 214 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:23,806 WE TRYING TO STOP WAR, POVERTY, INJUSTICE, OPPRESSION. 215 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,742 WE'RE TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, 216 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,610 AND I ASK MYSELF, 217 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,869 HOW IS ONE LITTLE MAGAZINE GONNA DO ALL OF THAT? 218 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,716 THEN I REALIZE 219 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,985 IF I TELL MYSELF I CAN'T, I WON'T. 220 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,055 BUT IF I TELL MYSELF I'LL TRY, 221 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,056 THEN MAYBE... 222 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,859 WELL, JUST MAYBE I WILL. 223 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,995 THAT'S A WONDERFUL WAY TO LOOK AT THINGS, STEVEN. 224 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,286 AND THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN... 225 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,770 WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME, ELYSE? 226 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,404 LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD FIRST, 227 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,296 THEN WE'LL TALK. 228 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,849 BUT IT HAS TO BE STEVEN'S DECISION. 229 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,106 HONEY? 230 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,956 I PROMISED YOU I'D CHANGE THE WORLD, ELYSE. 231 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,147 I'M GOING TO DO IT. 232 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,497 "AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT SAID, 233 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,200 "HOW COME YOU'RE SO BIG AND I'M SO SMALL? 234 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,835 "AND THE COW SAID, 235 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,226 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A RABBIT, AND I'M A COW." 236 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,976 IS IT SAFE? 237 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,245 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IS IT SAFE? 238 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,114 I MEAN, ARE DAD AND MATT HERE? 239 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,104 NO. THEN IT'S SAFE. 240 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,686 IT IS NOT THAT BAD. 241 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,754 OH, MOM, COME ON. EVER SINCE HE STARTED WORKING WITH THAT MAGAZINE, 242 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,757 HE'S BECOME HARDER AND HARDER TO LIVE WITH. 243 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,524 HE'S JUST A LITTLE MORE IMMERSED IN POLITICS 244 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,527 NOW THAN HE USED TO BE. 245 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,184 WELL, WHY CAN'T HE BE LIKE OTHER FATHERS AND TAKE UP GOLF? 246 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,402 ANDY, WHY ARE YOU WRAPPING YOUR BREAD UP IN YOUR NAPKIN? 247 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,894 'CAUSE DADDY SAYS AMERICANS EAT TOO MUCH. 248 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,617 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHERE I FOUND THESE. 249 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,285 WHERE? 250 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,708 THE GARBAGE. 251 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:23,659 WE'RE A RECYCLING FAMILY! 252 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,395 NO ALUMINUM CANS IN THE GARBAGE. 253 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,098 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 254 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,254 UH-OH. 255 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,907 I'LL TALK TO HIM LATER. 256 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,976 WHO'S... 257 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,813 WHO'S HAVING THE ENGLISH MUFFINS? 258 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,015 UH-OH. UH-OH. 259 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,385 WELL, I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 260 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,487 NO ENGLISH MUFFINS 261 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,044 WHILE THE BRITISH ARE OCCUPYING NORTHERN IRELAND. 262 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,460 WE'RE HUNGRY NOW, DAD. 263 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,829 WHEN ARE THEY LEAVING? 264 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,198 I KNOW THIS MAY SEEM EXTREME, 265 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,966 BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND 266 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,068 THAT ALL YOUR ACTIONS, EVEN EATING, 267 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,226 HAVE POLITICAL REPERCUSSIONS. 268 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,277 JUST WANTED TO HAVE BREAKFAST, DAD. 269 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,781 WE DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY. 270 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,851 I WAS A LITTLE OVER THE LINE THERE, WASN'T I? 271 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,152 NO, NO, IF YOU DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING, 272 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,541 I WAS GOING TO. 273 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,157 IS THIS TODAY'S MAIL? 274 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,192 YEAH. 275 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,194 HEY! HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 276 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,029 OUR FIRST LETTER TO THE EDITOR. 277 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,764 WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PUBLISHING THE SCAVENGER YET, 278 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,100 AND WE'RE ALREADY CAUSING A STIR. 279 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,268 WELL, LET'S HEAR IT. 280 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,537 "DEAR EDITORS, HOW DARE YOU REOPEN 281 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,575 "WITH THIS LEFT-WING, PROPAGANDIST DRIVEL, 282 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,610 "WHICH WAS OUT OF DATE AND IRRELEVANT EVEN WHEN FIRST PUBLISHED. 283 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,080 "WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP, GET REAL JOBS, 284 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,382 AND LEAVE AMERICA ALONE?" 285 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,240 SIGNED, ALEX P. KEATON, COLUMBUS, OHIO. 286 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,092 THE FIRST ISSUE IS KEY. 287 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,127 THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF ATTENTION FOCUSED ON IT, 288 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,896 AND WE HAVE TO MAKE IT COUNT. 289 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,697 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ORGANIZING A DEMONSTRATION 290 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,967 TO COINCIDE WITH THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE SCAVENGER? 291 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,268 THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S VERY GOOD. 292 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,236 WITH A LITTLE LUCK, IF THE DEMONSTRATION GOES SMOOTHLY, 293 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,738 WE ALL GET ARRESTED. 294 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,905 THAT'S NOT AS GOOD. 295 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,374 COME ON, STEVEN. 296 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,709 DON'T BE A STICK IN THE MUD. 297 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,644 YOU USED TO LOVE GETTING ARRESTED. 298 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,047 YOUR TASTES CHANGE AS YOU GET OLDER. 299 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,450 GETTING ARRESTED IS WAY DOWN ON MY LIST NOW, 300 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,040 RIGHT BELOW BEING SHIPWRECKED. 301 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,055 WE'VE BEEN AT THIS A LONG TIME TODAY. 302 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,423 WE'RE ALL A LITTLE TIRED. 303 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,825 LET'S JUST TAKE A LITTLE BREAK HERE, OK? 304 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,449 GREAT. GOOD IDEA. 305 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,397 LISTEN, UH, STEVEN, 306 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,166 AHEM, HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO, UH, 307 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,368 LOOK OVER THE ARTICLE I WROTE YET? 308 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,969 OH, JUST BRIEFLY. 309 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,239 I HAVEN'T REALLY GIVEN IT A THOROUGH READ YET. 310 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,473 WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO. 311 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,875 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 312 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,732 OH, I WILL. THANKS. 313 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,243 OPEN UP! POLICE! 314 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,852 AH, JUST GETTING YOU IN THE MOOD, DAD. 315 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,229 CUT IT OUT, ALEX! 316 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,698 IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO VISIT YOUR OFFICE? 317 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,467 OH, OF COURSE. COME IN. COME IN, WELCOME. 318 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,901 DAD, I KNOW WE WEREN'T REAL SUPPORTIVE 319 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,270 ABOUT YOUR WORKING ON THE MAGAZINE, 320 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,838 SO WE BROUGHT YOU AN OFFICE-WARMING GIFT 321 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,039 TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 322 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,274 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 323 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,010 HEY, HEY, DAD, THAT'S FROM ME, TOO. 324 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,201 HOPE IT FITS. 325 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,615 A DICTIONARY. 326 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,185 AND JUST MY SIZE. 327 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,688 YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING HIM A SWEATER, MAL. 328 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,411 NEXT TIME, CHIP IN. 329 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,796 OH, OH, CAMERON, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FAMILY. 330 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,698 THAT'S MY WIFE ELYSE, 331 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,734 AND ALEX, MALLORY, JENNIFER. CAMERON WALLACE. 332 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,902 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, CAMERON WALLACE. 333 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,727 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 334 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,874 DIDN'T YOU ORGANIZE 335 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,543 THE WASHINGTON LABOR DAY RALLIES 336 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,677 IN THE EARLY SEVENTIES? 337 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,279 THAT'S RIGHT. WOW, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW 338 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,947 THAT KIDS TODAY ARE AWARE OF SOME OF THE THINGS 339 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,482 WE DID FOR THE CAUSE BACK THEN. 340 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,884 WASN'T THE FBI LOOKING FOR YOU? 341 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,841 OOH, HE REALLY KNOWS HIS STUFF. 342 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,012 "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 343 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,294 "SHOULD YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT, 344 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,030 "ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU. 345 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,498 IN A COURT OF LAW." ALEX! 346 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,733 IS HE SERIOUS? 347 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,937 ALEX IS KIND OF A LAW AND ORDER BUFF. 348 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,504 AH, YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, ALEX. 349 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:32,474 ALL OF US DANGEROUS FUGITIVES WERE PARDONED A WHILE BACK. 350 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,909 WE'RE COMPLETELY LEGAL. 351 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,377 I'M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, WALLACE. 352 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,601 DON'T LEAVE TOWN! 353 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,316 MOM, WE HAVE TO PICK UP ANDY. 354 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,517 OH, YEAH. WE'RE PROBABLY 355 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,518 IN THE WAY HERE, ANYWAY. 356 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,819 THANKS FOR COMING, HONEY. BYE-BYE. 357 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,221 BYE, DAD. SEE YA LATER, MAL. 358 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,455 THANKS. BYE-BYE. 359 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,490 SEE YOU LATER. 360 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,292 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU WORKI" ON HERE? 361 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,828 OH, NOTHING, NOTHING, JUST AN ARTICLE MATT WROTE. 362 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,630 I'M HAVING A FEW PROBLEMS WITH IT. 363 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,432 A FEW PROBLEMS? 364 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,334 YOU CROSSED OUT EVERYTHING BUT THE TITLE. 365 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,891 ANARCHY, THE SANE SOLUTION. 366 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,874 WELL, WHAT DID HE THINK ABOUT YOUR ARTICLE 367 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,643 ABOUT THE DEMOCRAT" CHANCES IN '88? 368 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,301 HE FELT IT WAS TOO LONG. 369 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,849 ARE YOU TWO ALL RIGHT? 370 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,252 OH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 371 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,756 IT'S JUST THAT MATT AND I WERE ALWAYS OF ONE MIND ABOUT EVERYTHING. 372 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,694 NOW WE CAN'T SEEM TO AGREE ABOUT ANYTHING. 373 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:25,995 MAYBE IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU A WHILE 374 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,296 TO GET BACK IN SYNCH. 375 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,121 HEY, MOM, COME ON. STOP FRATERNIZING WITH THE RADICALS. 376 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,631 BYE, HONEY. 377 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,161 THAT'S... 378 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,745 HEY. 379 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,880 SO YOU FOUND LOTS OF TYPOS 380 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,115 IN MY ARTICLE, STEVE. 381 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,549 OH, DON'T LOOK AT THAT, MATT. 382 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,151 I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO REALLY GO OVER IT. 383 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,221 WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO IT, SET IT ON FIRE? 384 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,655 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DEFENSIVE, MATT. 385 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,758 I'M JUST GIVING YOU CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. 386 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,593 YOU ANNIHILATED MY ARTICLE, STEVEN. 387 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,529 YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY GIVE MINE A RINGING ENDORSEMENT. 388 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,464 LET'S JUST FACE IT, HUH? 389 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,967 THESE TWO ARTICLES HAVE NO PLACE IN THE SAME MAGAZINE. 390 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,203 MINE BELONGS IN THE SCAVENGER. 391 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,637 YOURS BELONGS IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, 392 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,841 RIGHT NEXT TO 20 THINGS TO DO WITH PINEAPPLE. 393 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,375 OH... 394 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,509 HEY, GUYS. HEY. 395 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,845 WHAT'S GOING ON? 396 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,646 OH, WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT STEVE'S ARTICLE. 397 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,910 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT? 398 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,455 I SEE YOU BOTH HAVE THE ABRIDGED VERSION. 399 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,457 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S A LITTLE REACTIONARY. 400 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,827 I MEAN, YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO OUT AND VOTE 401 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,662 FOR ONE OF THE TWO PREVAILING PARTIES. 402 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,030 NOW COME ON, MAN. 403 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,800 THE ONLY VOTE THAT COUNTS IS A VOTE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. 404 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,235 I DISAGREE. I THINK VOTING MAKES A REAL DIFFERENCE. 405 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,137 IT'S PART OF OUR CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY. 406 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,373 COME ON, STEVE, YOU'RE BEGINNING 407 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,908 TO SOUND LIKE A MEMBER OF THE PTA. 408 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:50,179 I AM A MEMBER OF THE PTA. 409 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,446 YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 410 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,048 YOU WERE THE GUY THAT WROTE THE LANDMARK ARTICLE, 411 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,516 THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM... 412 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,785 TWEEDLEDUM AND TWEEDLEDEE. 413 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,609 THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 414 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:03,558 JUST WHAT IS IT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE? 415 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,794 PUT OUT A THOUGHTFUL, INTELLIGENT MAGAZINE 416 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,864 OR GET UP ON A SOAPBOX AND PREACH STALE RHETORIC? 417 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,032 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STALE RHETORIC? 418 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,569 IS THAT WHAT THESE ISSUES SEEM LIKE TO YOU NOW? 419 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,503 SOME OF THEM, YES. 420 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,039 THEY JUST DON'T RING TRUE TO ME ANYMORE. 421 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,809 THINGS AREN'T AS BLACK AND WHITE AS THEY USED TO BE! 422 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,543 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ATTITUDE, STEVEN. 423 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,445 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 424 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,047 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ANYONE'S ATTITUDE BUT YOUR OWN. 425 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,581 AT LEAST I HAVE AN ATTITUDE! 426 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,852 AT LEAST I AM PREPARED TO SPEAK UP FOR WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT. 427 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,186 NO, MATT, WHAT YOU'RE PREPARED TO DO 428 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,023 IS SHOUT DOWN ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH YOU. 429 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,557 I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE THING, 430 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,459 AND I'M NOT SHOUTING OUT HERE, STEVEN. 431 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,295 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE WE SHOULD PRINT MY ARTICLE, 432 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,020 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WORKING ON THIS MAGAZINE. 433 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,925 MAYBE I DON'T. 434 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,639 YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN. 435 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,608 YOU HAVE REALLY CHANGED. 436 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,276 YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, 437 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,744 STEVEN KEATON DISAPPEARED, 438 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,913 AND SOME STRANGER TOOK HIS PLACE. 439 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,615 BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. 440 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,117 IT'S A DAMN SHAME 441 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,609 BECAUSE STEVEN KEATON WAS ONE OF THE GREAT ONES. 442 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,069 IT TOOK 7 FAIRY TALES 443 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,770 AND A STOCK MARKET LECTURE FROM ALEX 444 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,594 TO GET ANDY TO GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT. 445 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,944 I'M SORRY YOU ARGUED WITH MATT. 446 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,345 ELYSE, HAVE I CHANGED? 447 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,948 AM I THE SAME PERSON I WAS WHEN YOU FIRST MET ME? 448 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,451 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK YOUR SOCIAL CONSCIENCE HAS HELD UP PRETTY WELL. 449 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,520 RIGHT. AND THE TAX CREDIT 450 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,989 FROM AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL PROVES IT. 451 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,891 WELL, ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GIVE THIS YEAR. 452 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,694 WE NEEDED THE MONEY FOR ANDY'S PRESCHOOL. 453 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,730 THIS WASN'T A GOOD TIME TO TELL ME THAT. 454 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,398 I'M SORRY. 455 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,799 YOU STILL RESPECT ME, ELYSE? 456 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,135 STEVEN! HUMOR ME, ELYSE. 457 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,904 I'M GOING THROUGH A PERSONAL CRISIS HERE. 458 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,774 OK, I'LL SAY ONE THING ON THAT SUBJECT. 459 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,598 I SHOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAY THAT. 460 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,781 YOU DO MAKE A STATEMENT, STEVEN. 461 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,450 YOU MAKE A STATEMENT BY THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE, 462 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,352 BY THE WAY YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN, 463 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,653 BY CHOOSING A JOB 464 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,989 THAT DOESN'T COMPROMISE YOUR PRINCIPLES. 465 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,258 THOSE ARE POLITICAL ACTS, 466 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,561 AS STRONG AS ANYTHING THAT YOU EVER DID BACK AT BERKELEY. 467 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,364 HONEY, YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE MOST COMMITTED 468 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,800 AND CARING MEN I KNOW. 469 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,192 AND YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE. 470 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,065 I ALREADY KNOW THAT. 471 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,321 HEY. HEY, ALEX. 472 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,856 LISTEN, I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, 473 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,126 AND, UH, I KNOW HOW TOUGH THAT MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOU. 474 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,193 WELL, THANKS, ALEX. 475 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,328 I KNOW WE DIFFER ON THESE ISSUES, 476 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,197 BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT. 477 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,999 LISTEN, DAD, 478 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,867 OVER THE YEARS, 479 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,669 YOU AND I HAVE SEARCHED 480 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,604 FOR SOME COMMON POLITICAL GROUND. 481 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,807 WE SEARCHED... 482 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,742 AND SEARCHED. AND SEARCHED. 483 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,311 SEARCHED. SEARCHED. 484 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,379 AND EVEN THOUGH 485 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,071 WE HAVEN'T AGREED ON ANYTHING YET... 486 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,252 I REALLY RESPECT YOUR IDEALS. 487 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,288 YOU KNOW? 488 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,790 AND THE FACT THAT YOU RESPECT MINE. 489 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,214 YOU SET A GOOD EXAMPLE. 490 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,296 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? 491 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,399 MAYBE 20 YEARS FROM NOW, 492 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,869 I'LL LOOK BACK ON THE THINGS THAT I BELIEVED IN 493 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,372 WHEN I WAS 20, AND I'LL THINK THAT I WAS... 494 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,462 NAH! 495 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,145 YOU NEVER KNOW, ALEX. 496 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,782 YOU MAY FEEL DIFFERENT WHEN YOU HIT 40. 497 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,083 OH, TRUST ME, DAD. 498 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,267 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 40. 499 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,266 ♪ TO EVERYTHING, TURN, TURN... ♪ 500 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,702 AREN'T YOU GUYS FINISHED YET? 501 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,605 I PRACTICALLY HAD TO PROMISE THE PRINTER MY FIRST-BORN SON. 502 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,007 I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. 503 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,477 I SAID MY FIRST-BORN SON, NOT OUR FIRST-BORN SON. 504 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,812 YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU? 505 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,247 NOPE. 506 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:20,014 I HAVE OUR FUTURE PLANNED 507 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,050 DOWN TO THE SMALLEST DETAIL. 508 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,152 I EVEN KNOW WHAT OUR SON'S NAME IS GOING TO BE. 509 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,787 YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT IT IS? 510 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:26,955 NO. 511 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,457 ♪ A TIME TO KILL... ♪ 512 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,059 WHAT IS IT? 513 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,726 FREEDOM. 514 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,363 FREEDOM P. KEATON. 515 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,165 I LIKE THAT. 516 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,133 WE'D HAVE WONDERFUL CHILDREN. 517 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:41,436 THEY'D PICK UP THE STRUGGLE FOR PEACE AND SOCIAL JUSTICE 518 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,938 WHERE WE LEAVE OFF. 519 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,107 WE'LL ALL LIVE IN THE COUNTRY 520 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,675 ON A COMMUNE WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS 521 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,012 AND THEIR CHILDREN AND LOTS OF ANIMALS, 522 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,079 AND THEIR CHILDREN. 523 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,514 WE'LL GROW OUR OWN FOOD 524 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,782 AND WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN CLOTHES. 525 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,884 LIVE OFF THE LAND. 526 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,820 UH, BEFORE WE START THIS FAMILY, 527 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:01,278 WE HAVE A MAGAZINE TO GET OUT, KEATON. 528 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,594 ♪ A TIME TO GAIN ♪ 529 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,929 ♪ A TIME TO LOSE ♪ 530 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,965 ♪ A TIME TO MEND ♪ 531 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,500 ♪ A TIME TO SEW ♪ 532 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:15,036 BOY, IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH GETTING WORK DONE AROUND THIS OFFICE. 533 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,107 ♪ A TIME FOR PEACE ♪ 534 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:22,144 ♪ I SWEAR IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪ 535 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,844 Man: SIT, UBU, SIT. 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