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- Yeah.
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Do you haveany idea what time it is?
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Watched pot never boils, Francesca.
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It's been an hour.
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You've got a lobbyfull of people out here,
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and at eight o'clock,I am done.
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I don't care if the buildingburns down,
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I'm going home.
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Wow, you and your work ethic.
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Did I ever tell you
how indispensable you are?
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No?
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How much longer, Saul?
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You know what? I can't say.
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So pass along
my sincerest apologies
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and tell 'em I'm swamped.
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Everyone can hear youbouncing that thing.
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That's the sound of thinking.
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You should try it sometime.
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Yeah?
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What are you waiting for?
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Send her in.
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How's it coming?
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Good.
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Did you get the mayonnaise?
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Well, here's the thing,
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they didn't have Duke's,
and I really like Duke's.
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But they didn't have it,
which is a bummer. So...
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I dunno.
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Think this'll work?
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I mean, technically, it isn't
actually mayonnaise, but...
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Yeah,
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technically, I don't think
this is mayonnaise.
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But close, right?
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What do you think?
Should we give it a shot?
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I dunno. What do you think?
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Yeah.
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Let's give it a shot.
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["Escape
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Oh, my gosh.
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I don't know.
It's as close as I could get.
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Cissy, garnet and gold!
I see it plain as day.
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Plus, they're really
beautiful, Cissy.
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Ah, the red ones could
maybe pass for garnet.
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But the "gold" ones
are just regular yellow.
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Well, the minute I saw them
I said, "FSU!"
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Besides, gold food coloring?
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June, did you
ever even hear of that?
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No! Sounds expensive.
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And if they even
make such a thing,
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you'd probably
get flipper-hands
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from all the chemicals
they'd put in it.
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Well...
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This is as close
as I could get, anyway.
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- Oh, it's perfect, Cissy.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Ah, this is all so beautiful.
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- Everything looks amazing.
- Looks delicious.
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Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry.
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Well, let me tell you
about epoxy--
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Epoxy yellows.
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You hit it
with enough sunlight...
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- No. Well--
- He's right.
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- Wait, no.
- No, he's right.
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If you just use
a dark enough floor--
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Guys, I'm telling you,
we're never gonna settle this.
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I've been having this argument
five days a week,
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but now I'm Sweden.
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- Switzerland.
- You want something to drink?
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- Wine coolers?
- Great. Cissy?
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Marvin doesn't
like me to drink.
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Cissy, we're gonna
get a wine cooler
down you one day.
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That was fun.
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Yeah. That was fun.
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-
- Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep!
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Yep.
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That's it right there.
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Good job, guys.
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"Peter the Greatis buried inside me."
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-"Find me in..."
- What did she say?
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We're gonnahelp each other.
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Boy, you gotta be in shape
to be on this show.
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You sure do.
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Lotsa running.
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Yeah.
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You think they ever ran
with the bulls on this show?
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Like, in Spain?
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Not that we've seen,
I don't think.
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Maybe it's too dangerous.
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What do you think?
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Oh, I thought the potato salad
worked out great.
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- You think?
- Yep.
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Huh.
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Looks like rain again.
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Yeah. Does.
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Oh, hey, they opened
a new Outback
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down in Satellite Beach.
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- You wanna go Friday?
- Sure.
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-
- It's a date.
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Yes. Yes.
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I don't want to not buy
her toys, but I also...
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Could you tell methe flange diameter
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of 212-dash-17-backslash-H?
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Great.
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And does that come in
a three-inch riser,
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or just the two-inch?
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Great.
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ABS or PVC?
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Oh. Great.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We're gonna
sing at 5:00.
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Oh. Great.
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Let me see.
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That's cute, June.
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I'll pick up the cake
after lunch.
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Do you remember what kind
of ice cream Tammy likes?
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Uh... geez, no.
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Yeah. So maybe...
What do you think?
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Vanilla?
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Or strawberry?
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Ooh.
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Um...
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They're both good.
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I know, right?
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- Five o'clock.
- Okay, great.
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No,
nobody makes it that long.
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Well, I mean, because--
I mean, think about it.
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It's got to fit
in the truck, right?
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So, how's it gonna fit
in the truck if--
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Well, yeah, but nobody makes
a truck that long, so...
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Safe to say.
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Okay. Well, sorry
we couldn't be of service.
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So...
whatever happened to crack?
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How come you never hear
about it on the news anymore?
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Did everybody just all decide
to stop taking it?
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What's the drug that
makes you dance around
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and put a pacifier
in your mouth?
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- Ecstasy.
- Ecstasy!
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That's the big one now.
I think that they have--
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Yeah. That's the big one.
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My sister's best friend's son?
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Oh, my God...
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But I don't understand
the pacifier.
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Why would
they all need pacifiers?
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Like, don't you think
if you ran a store
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and some teenager
came in your store
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and tried to buy a pacifier,
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don't you think
you'd call the police?
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- Yeah.
- Pbht! I sure would.
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- Absolutely.
- Whatcha eating?
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Tuna salad.
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I made it with Miracle Whip
instead of mayonnaise.
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- Hmm.
- I use almond butter instead of pean--
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Mm.
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When I woke up
this morning,
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guess what was in
my living room.
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A freaking exercise bike.
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Yeah. I can't believe
he got that for my birthday.
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Hold on a second.
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Palm Coast Sprinkler,
watering your world since 1978.
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Please hold.
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Yep?
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Kim, there's
a Viktor St. Claire
for you on line three.
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Kim?
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Uh, yep. Okay.
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Yeah. So, what do you
think about that?
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That's pretty rude.
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What brand is it?
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I don't care who made it.
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I don't care
if it's Megatron 3000
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or worth $4 million.
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I'm gonna ride it
straight back to the store,
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and guess what he's gonna get
for his next birthday.
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Some hair regrowth serum,
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and
I'm gonna laugh at him.
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Yeah.
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Kim Wexler.
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Hey, Kim.
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You know who this is?
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I'm gonna take that as a yes.
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Uh, that receptionist of yours,
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is she the type to listen in?
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- No. - Good.
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Okay.
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So, how's Floridabeen treating you?
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I'm catching youbetween hurricanes, I hope.
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Kim, you there?
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What do you want?
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I don't--I don't want anything.
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I just...
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It's been a while, you know?
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Just-- I'm thinkingit's been a while,
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and, um, might be niceto catch up.
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- "Catch up." - Yeah.
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My mind was wandering
this morning. I was just...
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Not thinking anything
in particular.
Just random thoughts.
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And, bam,
it suddenly occurred to me
it's been six years.
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I mean, Jesus.
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I, I couldn't believe it.
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I thought you might wanna know
I'm still alive.
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Yep.
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I'm still out here,
still getting away with it.
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The feds couldn't find
their own ass
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with both hands
and a proctologist.
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You shouldn't be calling me.
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Oh, hey! You're awake!
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You shouldn't be calling.
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Why not?What, am I tying up the line
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for importantirrigation business?
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- I mean, come on, Kim.Say something.
-
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You can call me an asshole,
yell at me.
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Just let me know
you've still got a pulse.
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Just say something.
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You want me to say something?
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Yeah.
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You should turn yourself in.
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Do what?
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You heard me.
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I don't know what kind of life
you've been living,
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but it can't be much.
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Said the pot to the kettle!
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What-- That is--
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That is really rich, you--You preaching to me?
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See, you have no ideawhat I did or didn't do, okay?
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A-And why don't youturn yourself in,
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seeing as how you're the one
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with the guilty conscience,huh?
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What-- What is stopping you?
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Fring's in the ground.
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Mike's in the ground.Lalo's in the ground.
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Apparently.
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You don't have to hold backon my account.
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They can only hang me once.So-- So go ahead.
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Spill your guts!Put on your hair shirt,see what it gets you!
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Why--
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Kim, why are we eventalking about this?
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We're both too smart to throwour lives away for no reason.
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Just...
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I just... I only wanted to...
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Kim.
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Kim?
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Kim.
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I'm glad you're alive.
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-
- Yeah?
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Time to sing!
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Okay.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Tammy ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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I can't leave before
the judge dismisses you.
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I'll make sure they're aware.
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Now, just remember
to sit up straight
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and listen carefully when
the judge addresses you.
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Stay attentive and engaged.
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Even if you're not so sure
what's going on, don't show it.
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All right. Come here.
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- Tuck your shirt in for me, will you?
- Okay.
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You gotta look good
for the judge.
265
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,325
Because of your record...
266
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,753
Kim?
267
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,855
Hi, Cheryl.
268
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:16,956
I'm out front.
269
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,231
Howard was murdered?
270
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,739
Why?
271
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,443
He was...
272
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,914
in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
273
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,796
Where's his body?
274
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,632
I don't know.
275
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,637
And the police?
276
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,406
Will they search again?
277
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,239
They'll search.
278
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,779
I don't think they'll find him.
279
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:32,985
Cheryl, he...
280
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,357
It-- it all happened
in an instant.
281
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,693
And he didn't--
he didn't suffer.
282
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,668
"He didn't suffer."
283
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,873
The lies you two made up.
284
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,476
The picture you painted.
285
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,113
That's all he is now.
286
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,016
That's all anybody remembers.
287
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,321
I want to change that.
288
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,190
What happens now?
289
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,325
Will you be tried?
290
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,527
Will you go to jail?
291
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:16,829
I don't know.
292
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,399
You're a lawyer, right?
293
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,903
You're a--
A great one, Howard said!
294
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,438
How could you not know?
295
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,812
Bernalillo County
has my affidavit.
296
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,847
It's up to
the district attorney
whether to prosecute.
297
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:38,851
And she may not.
298
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,254
Why?
299
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,859
There's no physical evidence.
300
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:51,698
No remaining witnesses
other than my ex-husband,
301
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,865
assuming he's still alive.
302
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,770
I could sue you in civil court.
303
00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,238
I could take
everything you've got.
304
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,111
Yeah.
305
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:11,884
Why are you doing this?
306
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,241
Oh, God!
307
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,859
Passwords. Passwords...
308
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,449
Hmm.
309
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:31,650
A hat man.
310
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,329
Holy shit.
311
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,509
Nothing to see here.
312
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:41,347
Move on.
313
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,696
Look at this bullshit.
314
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,532
Look.
315
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,934
Look. What would you call this?
316
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,502
I'd call that...
317
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,338
I dunno, what?
318
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,240
Would you call that
a fish taco?
319
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,942
Could anybody
call this a fish taco?
I mean, legally?
320
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,277
Stop waving that thing at me.
321
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,778
Look at this!
322
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,780
There's one piece
of goddamned pollock
323
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,114
no bigger than
the end of my thumb.
324
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,383
Now, how can you
even call that a--
325
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,717
Like am I s'posed
to do something?
326
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:26,785
What do you want me
to do about it?
327
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,119
Well, I want you
to look inside there
328
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,955
and tell me what you see.
329
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,324
Huh? W-Would you
or would you not
330
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,792
sell this to
an unsuspecting public?
331
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,461
Why do you persist
in ordering fish
332
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,195
when we're 1,400 miles away
from the nearest ocean?
333
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,598
Because it's on the menu,
all right?
334
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,967
Because I live in the 21st
goddamn century, all right?
335
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,269
Mm.
336
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,136
And this?
This is some bullshit.
337
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:47,473
I'm telling you,
I got half a mind
to go on back over there
338
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,107
and smack somebody
in their face there.
339
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,714
-
340
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,883
Yes!
341
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,472
What do you think?
342
00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,307
Pretty great, right?
343
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,208
Yeah, it's, um...
344
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,944
Yep.
345
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,814
I just need your printed name
and signature.
346
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,286
So, Florida.
347
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,188
Florida, Florida, Florida...
348
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,857
Why there?
349
00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:23,962
- I guess--
- It doesn't matter.
350
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,832
Doesn't have to make sense.
351
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,835
Hey, I gotta tell you,
I think you're gonna regret
352
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,571
not taking your share
of the Sandpiper money.
353
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,372
That'd buy a shitload
of swampland.
354
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,118
I will, um,
355
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:49,988
file these tomorrow.
356
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:52,223
All right. Well.
357
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,492
Have a nice life, Kim.
358
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,259
-
359
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,063
Hey, Sweetcheeks,
who do we got next?
360
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,932
Let's make some money!
361
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,901
Emilio Koyama!
362
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,407
Where's your paperwork?
363
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,075
I don't do no paperwork.
364
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,145
He doesn't do paperwork!
365
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,780
Who cares? Come on, come on.
366
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,338
Hey, yo, could I bum
one of those?
367
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:57,949
Thanks.
368
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,956
Mm.
369
00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,397
What's up with this shit?
370
00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,035
Rainy.
371
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:20,872
Yeah. No. It-- It's crazy.
372
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,974
It's like bananas,
all this rain.
373
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,278
I mean, I thought we were,
like, in a desert, you know?
374
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:37,989
You're a lawyer, right?
375
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,560
Ah. I recognize you.
376
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,365
You defended my buddy Combo.
377
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,568
Christian Ortega.
378
00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:52,838
Juvie court,
stole a Baby Jesus.
379
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,973
I mean, not like
a real baby, just a--
380
00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:58,376
You know, one of those things
outside of the church.
381
00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,978
- Nativity scene.
- Yeah.
382
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,347
Knights of Columbus.
383
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,717
I mean,
what the hell did he even
want that thing for?
384
00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,318
- Huh?
- I mean, I-- I still don't know.
385
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,019
Dumbass.
386
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,222
I told him he could go to Hell
387
00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,557
for stealing something
like that, I mean.
388
00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,025
But did he listen to me? No.
389
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:20,198
But you, you got him off,
like, scot-free. That--
390
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,368
That was pretty slick, yo.
391
00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:26,772
Well, tell him I hope
he's keeping his nose clean.
392
00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:28,039
Yeah, yeah, right on.
393
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,441
Absolutely.
394
00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,611
Ah.
395
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,114
Hey, so, you having all this
expertise and all...
396
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,517
This guy Goodman?
397
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,320
He the real deal?
398
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,621
Like, lawyer-wise?
399
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:44,823
Why do you ask?
400
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,330
I got a buddy in there
who's facing some serious time.
401
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,766
I mean, not-- you know,
not Baby Jesus-time,
402
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,402
but... but serious.
403
00:43:57,535 --> 00:44:00,038
You know, he needs top-shelf
legal representation.
404
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:01,807
And I tell him that, right?
405
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:04,575
But, you know, he sees this
dude's commercials on TV
406
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,644
and this is where
he wants to go.
407
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:11,116
And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio,
you know, a funny TV commercial
408
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,085
is not a sound basis
for, like, you know..."
409
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,023
I mean, like, would you
go to doctor to do, like,
410
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,425
an operation on you in like a--
411
00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:22,160
on, like,
your spleen or whatever
412
00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:25,964
on the fact of a funny
TV commercial?
413
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:27,498
No. I mean, come on.
414
00:44:27,632 --> 00:44:29,400
How is this any different?
415
00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:30,668
You know?
416
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,007
Anyway...
417
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,578
Is this guy any good?
418
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,356
When I knew him, he was.
419
00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:13,264
Hello?
420
00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,400
Hey, uh, Dad?
421
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,768
It's me. It's-- It's Jeff.
422
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:20,138
Jeff? What time is it?
423
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:21,873
Are you okay?
424
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,275
Yeah, no, not really.
425
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:26,377
Um, I, uh...
426
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,213
Dad, I got arrested.
427
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,480
Oh, no.
428
00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:31,516
What for? Jeffie.
429
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:33,451
It's like this crazy mistake,you know?
430
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,320
I mean,I had an accident, okay?
431
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:38,456
A, a little fender-bendertype deal, no, no big thing.
432
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:40,825
My foot maybe slippedon the accelerator,
433
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:43,995
or maybe it was
a defective-- I dunno.
434
00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:46,097
But that's not
the big-deal part.
435
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,400
The big-deal part is,
436
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:54,405
they think that I, me,
committed a robbery.
437
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,241
And why would they think that?
438
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,076
I know, right?
439
00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,410
The placewhere I had the accident?
440
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,246
This guy? This drunk guy?
441
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,880
He comes wanderingout of his house
442
00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:05,816
and flags down the cops,the, the police, and says,
443
00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,019
"Hey, you know, I got robbed!"
444
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,121
And sure enough, the police?
445
00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:14,625
They find evidence of, like,
breaking and entering.
446
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:18,329
And, and, and stuff is missing,
which I did not do.
447
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:23,368
And, uh... yeah. Like that.
448
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,537
Well, the police are obviously
barking up the wrong tree.
449
00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:28,206
Yeah. No shit, wrong tree!
450
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,176
- Wrong, like, forest. - Exactly.
451
00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,511
Because you would never dosomething like that,
452
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:34,645
would you, son?
453
00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:37,348
No. No. No way, man.
Absolutely not.
454
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:39,484
Uh, when the policetook you into custody,
455
00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,520
did they find any of thisso-called stolen merchandise?
456
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,089
Was it in your possession?
457
00:48:44,222 --> 00:48:45,890
- No. - Of course it wasn't.
458
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,226
Because you didn't
steal anything.
459
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:52,097
Therefore, since there's
no evidence whatsoever
that you committed any crime,
460
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,531
I'd say you got nothing
to worry about.
461
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,301
So, what happens next?
462
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,136
Breathe deep and sit tight.
463
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,038
I'll have you out by lunchtime.
464
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,107
You coming down here yourself?
465
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,875
Nah, I think it'll be your mom.
466
00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:07,345
You'll talk to her for me?
467
00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:08,679
I sure will.
468
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,381
I'll straighten it all out,no problem.
469
00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:13,384
Yeah, okay. Good.
470
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:16,921
Jeff, you're gonna getthe best legal defensein the whole wide world.
471
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,024
Trust your old man on that.
472
00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,292
Okay, copy that. Sit tight.
473
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,893
You do that.
474
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:39,910
Keep your shirt on.
475
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,313
Hello?
476
00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:45,783
Gene.
477
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:47,718
Gene, Honey,
do you know what time it is?
478
00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,296
Oh. Oh, God. That boy.
479
00:49:58,429 --> 00:50:00,198
He's gonna put me in my grave.
480
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,033
Marion.
481
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,634
It's a mistake, is all.
482
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:04,969
Getting picked up
for something you didn't do?
483
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:06,637
That could happen to anybody.
484
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,273
Yeah, right, anyone.
485
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:10,341
This isn'tthe first time, you know.
486
00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:11,742
He's been in trouble before.
487
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:12,810
Oh, Jesus.
488
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,145
- Marion...
- The death of me.
489
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,846
He's gonna be the death of me.
490
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,983
Marion. Marion,
it's gonna be all right.
491
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,352
We'll get him outta there
lickety-split.
492
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,621
I've beenthrough this before.
493
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,491
There's nothinglickety-split about it.
494
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:29,160
Back when he was living
in Albuquerque?
495
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:32,163
Drunk in public,
resisting arrest,
496
00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,301
urinating in
someplace he shouldn't have.
497
00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:40,004
And me on the telephone
for hours, long distance,
498
00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,973
trying to find him one of thosebail-out places.
499
00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,210
I maxed out my Discover card.
500
00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:47,312
I'm still paying for that one.
501
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:48,613
Well, money's
not gonna be a problem,
502
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,781
'cause I'm gonna
help you with that.
503
00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,118
No. Gene,
I can't let you do that. No.
504
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:55,886
Sure you can.Jeff'll pay me back.
505
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,022
And you don't have to worry
about a bondsman, either.
506
00:50:58,156 --> 00:50:59,324
Because guess what?
507
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,692
In Omaha, they don't have 'em.
508
00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,261
All right?
You just walk into the station
509
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,595
and you pay
a straight cash bail.
510
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,497
It's not like
Albuquerque at all.
511
00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:14,004
Marion, you still there?
512
00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:15,840
Yeah. Why--
513
00:51:15,973 --> 00:51:19,510
Why did
Jeff call you instead of me?
514
00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:22,513
Well, I think he was scared
at how you'd take it.
515
00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:24,715
Honestly, I was gonna
pay the bail myself,
516
00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,317
but I think it should be
a family member.
517
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,419
I think that'd be best.
518
00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:31,055
I'll tell you what, I'm gonnatake a shower, get dressed.
519
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,257
And you do the same.
520
00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:33,858
I'll swing by and pick you up.
521
00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:35,526
We'll get this whole thingsquared away.
522
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,197
Wh-what about Buddy?
Is he in any trouble?
523
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,300
I don't think so.
524
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,534
Why would he be?
525
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,239
I'll see you in about an hour.
526
00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,840
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks.
527
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,937
** Oh, no, oh ♪
528
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:21,972
-** It's not the things you do **-** The tide i-- ♪
529
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:24,108
♪ That tease and hurt me bad ♪
530
00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,212
♪ But it's the way you do ♪
531
00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:30,348
-** The things you do to me **-** Do to me ♪
532
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,750
-** I'm not the kinda girl **-** I'm not the kinda girl ♪
533
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:37,488
♪ Who gives up just like that ♪
534
00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:40,090
-** Oh, no, oh **-** Oh, no, oh ♪
535
00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,159
-** The tide is high **-** The tide is high ♪
536
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:45,330
-** But I'm holding on **-** But I'm holding on ♪
537
00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:48,098
-** I'm gonna be your num-- **-** I'm gonna be your num-- ♪
538
00:52:56,641 --> 00:53:00,177
♪ I'm not the kinda girlWho gives up ♪
539
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,612
-
- Marion!
540
00:53:03,481 --> 00:53:05,983
♪ Just like that ♪
541
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,818
♪ Oh, no ♪
542
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,037
Marion!
543
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,177
Marion?
544
00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:45,189
Marion?
545
00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:47,024
- Oh!
- Hey.
546
00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:47,892
Hi.
547
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,026
Oh, hey.
548
00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:50,728
Everything okay?
549
00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,029
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
550
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,332
I-- I just lost track
of the time.
551
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:56,901
That's okay.
552
00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:59,169
Uh, you wanna
put some clothes on
553
00:53:59,304 --> 00:54:00,538
so that we can get moving?
554
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:01,672
What do you say?
555
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,410
Uh, you know, well, I, I...
556
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,744
I don't wanna slow things down.
557
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:08,846
I think maybe
you oughta go without me.
558
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,415
...partying, mindingmy own business.
559
00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,285
You are under arrest.
560
00:54:14,419 --> 00:54:15,953
I better call Saul!
561
00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:18,856
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
562
00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,425
Did you knowthat you have rights?
563
00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:23,328
The Constitution says you do,and so do I.
564
00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,262
I believe that,until proven guilty,
565
00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:28,433
every man, woman, and childin this country is innocent.
566
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,835
- - And that's why I fightfor you, Albuquerque!
567
00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,903
-
568
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:33,738
What's that?
569
00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:36,474
You tell me.
570
00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:42,146
Marion, do you think that's me?
571
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:45,215
'Cause it's not.
572
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,420
There never was a Nippy,
was there?
573
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,525
What did Jeff tell you?
574
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,126
Oh, he didn't tell me anything.
575
00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,596
Ask Jeeves told me.
576
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,534
I typed in "con man"
and "Albuquerque,"
577
00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:07,938
and up you popped, big as day.
578
00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,482
What are you doing, Marion?
579
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:19,149
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm calling the police.
580
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,487
Here, lemme help you with that.
581
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:24,955
Listen, I think
we're losing sight
582
00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:26,791
of the bigger picture
here, okay?
583
00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,926
Jeff is in trouble,
and I wanna help him.
584
00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:30,828
He and I sure could use
your support here.
585
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:32,397
What did you get my son into?
586
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,299
- Nothing that he didn't ask for.
-
587
00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:37,802
Now, listen,
588
00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:40,805
I'm still the good friend
you thought I was, okay?
589
00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:44,174
Jeff understands me,
Buddy understands me.
590
00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:45,843
And you will, too.
591
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,479
It's just, you have to, uh,
592
00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:51,782
you know, keep things
on an even keel, all right?
593
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,486
- What have you got there?
- Uh...
594
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:57,955
- Put that down.
- Huh...
595
00:55:59,924 --> 00:56:00,991
Put that down, Marion.
596
00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:03,794
Put it down.
597
00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,164
Do not do it, Marion.
598
00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:10,701
Final warning.
599
00:56:22,447 --> 00:56:23,614
I trusted you.
600
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,502
Marion?This is Valeriewith Life Alert.
601
00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:45,603
Are you okay?
602
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,005
No, Valerie, I'm not okay.
603
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:50,340
There's a criminal standing
in my kitchen, threatening me!
604
00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:51,776
He's a wanted man,
605
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,411
and his name is Saul Goodman!
606
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,481
All right, Marion,I'm calling the police.
607
00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:57,648
I'm calling right now.
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