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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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♪♪
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Great news. Mis Comadres Night
is happening again.
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Valentino,
why don't you whip up
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some of
your signature guacamole?
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And, Victor, you have to show
them your cute little dance.
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You mean my parkour?
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That's not cute.
It's super-sick.
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And I can't cook
on such short notice.
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Gracias, boys.
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I expect you to be
on your best behavior.
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[ Humming ]
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Both: "Comadres Night."
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"Best behavior"
means "sit still," Val.
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But my legs are wild beasts!
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They can't be told
when to dance.
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And Abuela's friends
are such food snobs.
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Not once have I heard
a sincere "Mmm, Valentino!"
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Mmm, Valentino!
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I got a -- a, uh...
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An idea?
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Yeah!
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First, we...
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[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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Both: Abuela!
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Valentino: Vic and I
regret to inform you
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that we can't make it
tonight.
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As we have
a "prior engagement."
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Oh?
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Yeah!
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We're going to, um...
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We're, uh, um...
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Uh...
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[ Ting! ]
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We're gonna have dinner
with Mic and Hun, Grandma.
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You still have those?
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I mean yes,
o-our friends!
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Mic and Hun!
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Plus,
they baked us a cake.
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It'd be
sooo rude to cancel.
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iAy, qué lindo!
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Mis viejitos with their
own little dinner plans.
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Okay, you can go.
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Yes!
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But promise you'll
bring me back some cake.
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No problem, Abuela.
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Yep.
Why would that be a problem?
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[ Laughs ]
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Bye!
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Whoo! Freedom!
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These old tickets from Mic
and Hun totally saved our butts.
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Good thing
I don't even wash my pants.
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Gross.
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Anyway, let's find some cake
for Abuela. Then we --
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Huh?
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Finally! You're late!
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Late for what?
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Dinner with Mic and Hun,
of course.
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You two used your tickets.
Let's go!
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C'mon! C'mon!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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♪♪
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[ Victor and Valentino
screaming ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Uhh!
[ Whimpers ]
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You two got to be
on your best behavior. Heh?
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Huh?
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Mic: Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Victor
and Valentino.
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So glad you could join us for
our evening of fun and games.
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Oh, hey, Mic and Hun!
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We actually have
a prior engagement.
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So...
We're just gonna go.
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But you just got here.
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Stay.
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I insist.
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Now, what kind of hosts
would we be
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if we didn't introduce you
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to our delightful little
cohort tonight?
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Together: Hi!
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Well, now that
we're all acquainted...
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please, everyone gather
around the table.
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We're about to begin.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Lights click ]
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Aaaah!
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Oh, no!
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Dearest Hun!
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He's missing!
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[ Crying ]
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[ Wailing ]
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Whoever finds him first
wins the game!
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So, we are playing
a game?
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Give us a clue, Mic,
you tease.
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Oh, Hun?
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"He's a bit scattered.
He turns pages.
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He dances on stages.
He touches the stew.
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Ohh!
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And who knew?
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He could float up
so high in the sky.
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Snap it together,
and our cake, you will try.
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And if you don't, you will fry"!
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I think
we might be done for.
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Our only chance at survival
is finding Hun
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and winning
this nightmare game.
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Sounds like you two
understand the rules perfectly.
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Now, everyone...
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get ready...
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get set...
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go find my Hun!
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♪♪
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[ Doorknobs rattling ]
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"He's a bit scattered.
He turns pages.
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He dances on stages.
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He touches the stew."
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Ugh, what does it mean?
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Well, we're obviously in
a library, which I like.
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Shh!
Hey!
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Let him finish!
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Shhhhh!
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Vic, she's the librarian.
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She wants us to be quiet.
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Well, I want her to get her
stinky finger outta my face!
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Both panting ]
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Hey. Wait. Did that
librarian have three arms?
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"He's a bit scattered"!
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That must be Hun's arm!
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But how do we get it?
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[ Gasps ]
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I have a plan.
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♪♪
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[ Bell dinging ]
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Excuse me. I was looking
for this one book.
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It was about
this one character
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and this other character,
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and they went to that one place
to do that one thing.
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You know which one
I'm talking about.
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Victor!
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That wasn't the plan!
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You were supposed to
swing down and --
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Shh. I had a better plan.
Now let's go.
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Oso: That's mine!
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Give me that arm!
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That was plan B.
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Now let's go
before plan C falls, too!
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♪♪
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[ Both panting ]
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♪♪
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[ Liquid boiling ]
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Whoa!
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Looks like
they're making something big.
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Victor: [ Sniffs ]
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Smells like...
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Beef bourguignon?
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Or...
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a stew!
"He touches the stew"!
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We got to get to that --
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Out, out, out!
Stay out of my kitchen!
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We come in peace.
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We just want to touch
your stew.
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We'll take that as
a "yes, go ahead, but hurry."
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Out! Out! Get out!
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Both of you! Out!
Cut it out!
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And I thought I was going to
stay out of the kitchen tonight.
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I'd take Abuela's snobby friends
over this any day.
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♪♪
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Both: [ Muffled talking ]
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We got it!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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You bumbling dolts
have ruined my stew!
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Now I have
to start all over!
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♪♪
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[ Up-tempo can-can music plays ]
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♪♪
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A chorus line?
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Pages, stew, um...
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"He dances on stages"!
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There he is!
C'mon, Val!
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C'mon, indeed!
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Why don't you "c'mon"
and join the show?!
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That's it, boys!
Kick higher!
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Higher!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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-[ Laughs ]
-Aah!
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Vic! Can you...
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Way ahead of ya.
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Check.
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Check.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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"He touches the stew."
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Check.
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"He floats up high in the sky.
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Put it together,
and our cake, you will try."
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"High in the sky"...
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"High in the sky"!
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Victor, look!
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Uh, who cares?
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We're looking
for Hun's head, Val.
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Oh, Hun's head, Val!
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You're right!
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But you're going to have to
travel through space to get him.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Footsteps approaching ]
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[ All gasp ]
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[ All whimper ]
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♪♪
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[ Straining ]
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Vic!
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Oh, you thought
you'd won, huh?
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Thanks for collecting
all the pieces for me.
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[ Groans ]
Hey! No fair!
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No fair!
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Ah, come on.
No one likes a sore loser.
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As a matter of fact,
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I see some losers about
to be sore right now.
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Nice hit, slugger!
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Whoo-hoo! Got 'em!
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♪♪
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Vic!
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What?
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You're on the perfect
trajectory to grab Hun's head.
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I need you to stay
perfectly still.
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You know my legs
can't sit still.
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I can't control
these wild beasts.
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I have an itch.
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I-I can't do it!
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Victor!
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[ Whines ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Warbling ]
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Greetings, Earthlings.
We come in...
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♪ Cake ♪
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♪♪
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Congratulations!
You've won!
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So, which way's the,
uh...
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And because we are
so gracious,
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here's two tickets
for tomorrow's dinner.
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Oh, uh, how kind.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
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[ Evil laughter ]
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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[ Valentino groans ]
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Ay!
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Abuela!
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Gramma!
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We're sorry
we missed your party.
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Can we have your friends over
tomorrow night?
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I promise I'll do
my cute little dance for them
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and sit still during dinner.
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And I'll make
my signature guacamole
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and not get hung up on their
very valid critiques of it.
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My sweet boys, of course.
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But did you get your abuela
the cake you promised?
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My thoughtful nietos.
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Hrk!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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