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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Knock, knock.
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No Victor.
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Knock, knock.
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No Victor.
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[ Knock on door ]
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No Victor.
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What's this?
You selling cookies?
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We are
the Jaguar Patrol!
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Here to serve
and protect Monte Macabre!
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Chata:
Who is there, boys?
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Greetings,
young lady!
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We're delivering a special gift
to all of the citizens,
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as per the request
of the great Tlatoani Tez.
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[ Both grunt ]
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Tez?!
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We don't want anything
from Tez!
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[ Both whimpering ]
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Tez wanted
everyone in the town
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to have this commemorative
obsidian mirror.
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It brings good fortune
and it is very shiny.
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Ain't no good fortune
when Tez is involved!
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That is enough,
you two!
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These men are just
doing their jobs!
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Muchas gracias!
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And thank you
for your service.
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What kind of...
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"deviant" art are you two
miscreants making?
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The art of protest!
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Against
the Jaguar Patrol!
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Those goons are sinking
their claws into Monte Macabre!
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What?
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I bet they're out
there oppressing
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the innocent citizens
right now.
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I can help with that.
I can help with that.
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I can help with that.
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Ahhh!
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Oh. Ooh.
Ah. [ Laughs ]
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This is an...
outrage!
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The worst part is, they take
orders directly from...
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"The great
Tlatoani Tez".
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Tez?
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Sooo...
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He actually,
like, eh...
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talks to them
and stuff?
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I guess.
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Can we count on your support,
Don?
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Yes.
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Of course.
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Yeah!
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Hmmmm...
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No more jaguars!
What do we want?
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No more jaguars!
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And when do we want it?
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Right now!
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Or very soon!
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Because...
real change takes time,
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and asking for it to happen
overnight is a lot but...
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we want it!
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Oh.
What's this?
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Big boys
wanna shut us down?
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Well, listen up!
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We have the right
to a peaceful protest!
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Hmph!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Too adorable!
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I'm sorry!
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You guys are just too young
to join the patrol,
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but you can sign up
for the Jaguar Cub Club.
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Like your big headed friend
over there.
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I didn't even
have to graduate!
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[ Both gasp ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey,
good one, guys.
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I'll take care
of these two.
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Good work,
Recruit Jalapeño!
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[ Both grunt ]
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Recruit
Jalapeño?
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You traitor!
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Uh...
come on boys.
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I-I'm just trying
to do my part, eh?
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Tez has deceived
this whole town,
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and now you want to work
directly under him?
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Hmmm...
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You see, there comes a point
in a man's life,
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where he must dress up
as a jaguar
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to gain the respect
of a magician
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who has become
tlatloani.
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Speaker:
Attention, attention!
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All recruits reportto your posts!
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Oh! I can't be late
for my training. [ Chuckles ]
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If I pass, I become
an official Jaguar Patrol Man!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Don's gonna get chewed up
and spit out!
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As his only friends,
we gotta end this.
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And I think
I might know how.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Whistle blows
jaguar growl ]
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Hut, hut, hut!
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Both chuckling ]
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Hmm?
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well done.
Uh-huh.
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[ Both gasp,
growl ]
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Aye!
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[ Both growl ]
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Jaguar Patrol:
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Both chuckling ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Aah!
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Welcome, Jaguars!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Boo!
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It's time to commence
the final test!
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Let's hear it
for our brave volunteer!
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Recruit Jalapeño!
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He must remain on the temalacatl
while defending himself
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against four of our strongest
Jaguar Patrolmen!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Bones snap ]
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Mi ciatica!
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If knocked off,
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Recruit Jalapeño will fail
the program
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and be forever shamed!
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Whoo!
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Don doesn't have a chance
against those hunks!
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And just in case,
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I made some guarantees.
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[ Grunts ]
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Don:
What's this?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Ahhh...
choo!
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Aye!
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[ Burps ]
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Ugh...
Ugh...
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[ Grunting ]
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Hah!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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Ah!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Jaguars!
Welcome your newest patrol man!
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Don Jalapeño!
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[ Grunts ]
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I was hoping it wasn't gonna
come to this, Victor,
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but we'll have to
get our hands dirty.
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Then let's play
in the mud.
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Deliveries go over there
in the back.
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Hey Xochi!
Oh, you okay?
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I gotta cover
for my dad
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while he does his stupid
Jaguar training,
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and I'm gonna miss hanging
with Amabel tonight.
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Oh, well, maybe we can
scratch each other's backs?
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Do you have anything that
could possibly ruin
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your father's hopes and dreams
of becoming a Jaguar Patrol man?
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Hmm, sell out my dad
for a date night?
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Okay.
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Lets see here...
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Maria Teresa...
Guillermo...
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Sal...
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[ Grunts ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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We just hit pay dirt.
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Victor: Tez needs to see this.
Big time.
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Victor.
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Valentino.
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[ Both growl ]
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Nice to see you finally accept
me as your Tlatoani?
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Not exactly.
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It's all your personal
and private info.
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Collected by someone in your
very own Jaguar Patrol.
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Hmm. Who?
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Don Jalapeño.
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Jalapeño did this?
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[ Intercom beeps ]
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Bring in the new recruit.
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The sweaty one.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Tez! Sir!
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What may I do for y--
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...for yo-oh no.
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These boys claim
that this is yours.
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You have catalogued
when I go to bed,
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how I like my coffee,
my trash...
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Actually, if you go
to this page,
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I only sorted through
your recycling.
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And if you look here --
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Don, stop.
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For someone who's gone
through this much effort
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to find out
everything about me,
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there's only one thing
I can do.
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I have no choice but to
make you...
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my personal bodyguard!
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What?!
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Someone with your drive and
initiative should be rewarded.
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Plus, I need
some protection
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during the Jaguar Patrol's
graduation parade tomorrow.
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P-P-P-P-Personal
b-b-bodyguard?
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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Y-Yes, sir!
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There is nothing more
I would love to do
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than keep you safe!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Good. Good.
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Now, please, get these rats
out of my office.
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Hmm!
With pleasure!
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Well, that backfired.
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Don's even more under Tez's
shadow than when we started.
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We have to do something
about this parade!
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♪♪
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Hot Tamales,
this is Holy Mole.
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What's your twenty?
Over.
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This is Hot Tamales.
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I'm in position, over.
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Hey guys!
They got hot dogs out here!
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Miguelito!
Get off!
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We're on
a mission here!
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Operation Pop Goes the Weasel
We go on my signal...
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Three...two...one...
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And go!
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Hot Tamale?
Vic?
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Get offa me,
muscle-jerks!
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Vic!
[ Grunts ]
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You're under arrest,
citizen.
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[ Grunting ]
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You!
How did you --
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There's only
21 channels.
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Did you really think
I couldn't find yours?
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[ Radio clicks ]
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Miguelito: I got cotton candy --
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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[ Baby gurgles ]
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Huh!
Nnnnnnoooooooooo!
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Tez: Jalapeño!
What is the meaning of --
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Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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[ Shouting ]
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Hang on, boss!
I got you!
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Ah!
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Get me down!
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm fired, aren't I?
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[ Growls ]
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Could I get a letter
of recommendation
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to the Eagle Patrol?
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[ Growls ]
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I'll, uh...
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get these
dry cleaned for you.
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Cheer up, Donny J!
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Happy to have you back
on the V 'n' V team!
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Maybe it's all
for the best.
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You'll thank us
later.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Hola, this is Don Jalapeño's
How may I --
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Tez: Don.Just listen.
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Your talent was wasted
on the Jaguar Patrol.
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I need you to be my chiefof surveillance.
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Act as my eyes and ears,
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and report to me
any suspicious activities.
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Especially if Victor andValentino are involved.
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If you understand,nod your head.
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Good.
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Who ya talking to,
Don?
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Wrong number.
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♪♪
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[ Both laugh ]
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