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(funky disco plays)
♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back in my hometown
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustached face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show. ♪
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(chuckles)
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Cleveland Brown here.
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There are 15,000 countries
in the world,
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and The Cleveland Showis adapted to air
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in every single one of them.
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See if you can spot
the subtle cultural differences.
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(rooster crowing,
mariachi music playing)
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(playing Latin classical music)
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Cleveland!
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Doña! Mí amór!
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No hace mucho frio.
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Hace mucho calor.
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Mmm...
Stop practicing your Spanish on me
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and tell me whose
dress this is!
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Are you cheating on yo?
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(organ plays dramatic chord)
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Doña, I swear,
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I've never seen
that dress before.
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Perhaps it's...
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(rolling Rs):
R-R-Roberta's!
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(organ plays dramatic chord)
Uh-uh. I don't shop
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at J.C. Peso!
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(organ plays
two dramatic chords)
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Turn those organ stings down,
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you soccer-loving
Chiclet chewers!
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Como se dice,"Whoa...!"
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Whose dress is it, Cleveland?!
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It's my dress!
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Catorce years old.
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I'm turning 15, silly.
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And Miss Choni and Cecilia
are coming over
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to make my birthday
a special occasion.
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I'm having a quinceañera!
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You are an embarrassment!
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And what is
a quinceañera?
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It's a traditional 15th
birthday party for girls.
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Okay. Have a baby,
right here on the spot.
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Which you could do if you
were a girl, but you're not.
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So no quinceañera!
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(sobbing):
You don't understand me at all!
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(Mexican hat dance playing)
(loud sobbing)
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(organ playing soap opera music)
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ANNOUNCER:
Las Noches Gordas de Cleveland will return, con queso.
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(dramatic orchestral music
playing)
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No.
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♪
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No.
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No.
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ANNOUNCER:
No...
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by Consuela.
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Product formally knownas Lemon Pledge.
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(mariachi music playing)
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(knocking)
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(gasps) Cecilia!
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Next muchacha hit me in
the face gonna get it.
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(grunts)
Ow! Choni,
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that was my penis.
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Hunior texted me
many faces of frowning.
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So we brought over
my aunt,
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who flew all the way
from Hollywood
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to hah-ner Hunior.
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iTia Sofia!
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Sofia Vergara
is your aunt?
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Yes, Señor Brown.
And while you might know me
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from my Screen Actors Guild
Award-winning role
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on a hit TV show,
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you may not know
that I myself was once 15 years old.
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Oh, did you say that
in a People interview
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that was in my
dentist's office?
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That sounds about right--
I do like to mention
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the ages I've been.
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Maybe a song will convince you
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there's more to a quinceañera
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than just some girly party.
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Sorry, wasn't listening.
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I have a lot of two things
on my mind.
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But go ahead and sing.
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♪
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♪ As soon as boys,
they turn fifteen años ♪
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♪ They never want
to come out of their baños ♪
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♪ When they get hair
in strange places ♪
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♪ And refried-bean faces
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♪ We dare ya to throw
a quinceañera♪
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♪
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♪ When Aztecs
turn fifteen years old ♪
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♪ Quinceañera meant
they were now warriors ♪
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♪ So many centuries ago
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♪ Before whitey stole
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♪ California
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♪ So celebrate
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♪ Your son's fifteen años ♪
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♪ And don't just take it
from all us Chicanos ♪
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♪ There's plenty of blacks
who'd bring over six-packs ♪
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♪ Don't let it scare ya,
throw a quinceañera! ♪
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(song ends)
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So it's like
a Mexican bar mitzvah?
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Well, why didn't
you just say that in the first place?
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♪ Quinceañeraover here! ♪
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(gasps)
For real, Papi?!
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Happy birthday, son.
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You are now a man.
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Or... something.
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You look beautiful
in your dress.
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Feliz quinceañera!
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(lively Latin music playing)
(whooping, shouting)
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We love you, Latino viewers,
fastest-growing segment
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of the television-viewing
audience.
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Our international spectacular
will return with more countries.
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But first, let's hear some
of the different catchphrases
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I have all around the world.
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And boomerang goes the dynamite.
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(studio audience laughter)
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Oy, caramba!
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(audience laughter)
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Donna, I'm stoned!
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(audience laughter)
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(Chinese accent):
Delivery!
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(audience laughter)
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Goal...!
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(continues shout)
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(running out of breath)
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Oh, here's a pretty flag.
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Which country is this?
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That's the gay flag.
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Ah. Greece.
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Welcome back to our
international spectacular,
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where we show you actual footage
of The Cleveland Show
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as broadcast overseas.
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Next up, the Jersey Shore
of Europe-- Italy.
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DiGiorno!
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(simple Italian melody playing)
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♪
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(slurping)
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You want to
slow down on that spaghet, Kendra?
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Please? Even in a
yard full of slobs you're standing out.
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Shut up, Lester
Krinklesacramoni.
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Look at you!
You're wasting away!
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Eat! Eat!
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Everybody eat!
(cheering)
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(gruff, Italian accent):
Thank you all for...
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coming.
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(clearing throat loudly)
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(normal voice):
Sorry. Garlic mashed potatoes.
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Next week I go on trial
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for 36 counts
or murder and racketeering,
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and let me just say,
these charges are totally unfounded.
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Everyone knows I'm in
the "cable business."
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What company?
Crime Warner?
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(laughing)
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(Cleveland snaps fingers twice)
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Eh, heart attack.
While I'm away
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battling these detailedandaccurate charges,
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the family business
must continue.
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Therefore, I have chosen
my successor.
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This is it, Ernie!
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The day I've been
waiting for my whole life!
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Oh, Larry, when I'm boss,
you can finally quit dancing,
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and I'll buy you a car
similar to the one you want
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that I can get through
a business connection.
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He is my son,
and I am so proud of him.
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Come on up here...
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...Rallo.
(gasps)
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What? Get the (bleep)
outta here!
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This kid here,
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he's got the street smarts,
the charisma
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and the meatballs
to lead this family.
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To Rallo!
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♪
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He's not fat enough
to be crime boss!
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And he doesn't even have hair
on his Rocky Balboas!
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Opera...!
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♪
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Dad, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Anything you say to me,
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you can say in front
of my captains,
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Tim, Lester
and Tiny Pussy.
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Okay.
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Why, Dad?
Why Rallo and not me?
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All I ever wanted
my whole life was to be like you.
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I can install cable! Watch!
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(cat screeches)
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Whoa!
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Whoa-ho!
Junior, you nut!
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Even when you're
whacking a guy, you're just too cute.
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I am not!
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I'm a killing machine!
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Aw...
Aw... Aw...
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I'll show you
I can be the head
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of this not-representative-
of-all-Italians family.
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Fine. You versus Rallo for
the head of the family.
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And two tickets to Tonyand Tina's Wedding,
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starring Lorraine Bracco
and The Situation.
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Soon I will announce
my decision.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Sorry, Tiny Pussy.
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(band playing lively music)
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Damn, I look good!
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Probably gonna die
in this suit one day.
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Ay, Rallo, when
you're the boss,
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you think you could rub out
the Men's Warehouse guy?
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The fanook with the beard?
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He's gonna like the way he looks
without a head.
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(laughs)
Sure, I'll do it.
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(band plays lively intro)
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♪ Buca di beppo,
di buca di beppo, di bu... ♪
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Walt, what are you doing,
you knucklehead?
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That's my Big Wheel...
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Jeem-ba-lucci!
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Junior.
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We got to get
you out of here! Put this on!
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♪
(siren approaching)
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(siren wailing)
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(phone rings)
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You took care of it last night?
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Good. You're
a good soldier, Ernie.
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I love you.
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(toilet flushing)
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(screaming)
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(continues screaming)
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Larry! Larry!
Talk to me!
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(sobbing)
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(door closes)
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Daddy! Daddy!
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Rallo drowned
Larry the Leopard!
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Just put him
in the dryer.
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He had my friend
Walt killed!
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So you're even.
Now, go on outside and play.
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No! He shouldn't be
head of the family!
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I'm your son, not him!
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He's just a big
mouth-breathing canoli sucker!
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(shouting gibberish)
Salami, pesto, and spaghetti and meatballs, pasta...
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Silencio!
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Boys, I've seen
all I need to see.
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I've made my decision.
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Let's take a drive.
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(dramatic orchestral music
playing)
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Mama?
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Hey, I'm just beating a rug.
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♪
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BOTH:
Please don't turn into the woods, please don't turn into
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the woods, please don'tturn into the woods.
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RALLO:
Aw, he turned into the woods.
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CLEVELAND JR.:
They got no showwithout us, right?
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♪
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Good-bye.
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This wasn't a hard choice.
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(gunshot)
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Oh, my God, he killed...
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Which one did he kill?!
262
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,527
They're not gonna tell?!
263
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,165
Oh, I'm going on a message board
to complain
264
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,011
because I've got nothing else
going on in my life,
265
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,307
and I invest too much
in TV characters.
266
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,139
Coming up,
more Cleveland Show
267
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,675
in other countries, dorks!
268
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,988
Where's your dressing room?
269
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,547
I'd like to try
these flags on.
270
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,015
What?
271
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,993
Here, there's six.
Start a room for me.
272
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,862
(whispering):
There's seven.
273
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,160
Now, let's see what
The Cleveland Show looks like
274
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,233
in the birthplace of evil--
Germany.
275
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,649
(crying)
276
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,642
(crying)
277
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,238
Heil... arious!
278
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,737
Our next stop is India.
279
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,470
So let's... Huh?
280
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,005
Are you sure?
281
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,240
Got a big red dot on it.
282
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,245
I've been informed that
this is not the Indian flag.
283
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,678
Instead,
our next stop is Jap-in.
284
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,254
Juh-pan? Juh-pan.
285
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,493
(wind whipping)
286
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,088
♪
287
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,933
(grunts)
(grunts)
288
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,933
(chimes tinkling)
289
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,036
I am sorry to be seconds late
for breakfast.
290
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,339
It was difficult
to pull myself away
291
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,341
from my joy of schoolwork.
292
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,013
Yet tardiness is inexcusable.
293
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,552
A great conflict you faced.
294
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,519
(grunts)
295
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:20,359
Miss Donna-san.
Daddy-san.
296
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,460
I honor
your truth.
297
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,732
There is only this moment.
298
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,331
Now there is only this moment.
299
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,834
The other moment is gone.
300
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,366
Now there is only this moment.
Uh, there it went.
301
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,512
Okay, here come another.
302
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,307
There is only this moment.
303
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,479
You are wise,
esteemed husband.
304
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,308
And you bring great honor
to this family.
305
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,584
And here in Japan,
306
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,752
nothing is more important
than honor.
307
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,091
And I shall bring
even greater honor
308
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,217
with my new scheme.
309
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,562
Tonight, at Waterman Cable,
when everyone else leaves,
310
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,759
I will stay and work
eight additional hours.
311
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,502
For no pay!
312
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,397
Strictly for honor!
313
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,429
But Waterman-san
will catch you
314
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,334
and look at you
silently for a moment!
315
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,996
He will not.
316
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,905
For I shall
disguise myself
317
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,007
as pile of shoes
outside the door.
318
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,510
That is
perfect!
319
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,741
We'll be
rolling in honor!
320
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,276
Rolling
in it!
321
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,511
Hi-ya!
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
322
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,015
Donna, please.
323
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,487
Big mouth, little honor.
324
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,757
Father, please do not forget
to attend my match tonight.
325
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,231
This is night
of your sumo wrestling match?
326
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,600
What? I'm not
a wrestler.
327
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,128
I'm a competitive eater.
328
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,773
This is my diaper.
329
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,438
Regardless, I cannot attend
your competition tonight,
330
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:43,238
for I must work long hours
to bring great honor to family!
331
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,213
But Cleveland, to miss
Junior-san's event
332
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,481
would dishonor family.
333
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,109
Uh-oh!
334
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,384
(gong sounds)
335
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,922
Don't worry, Father.
336
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,577
Work is more
honorable
337
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,945
than number-one son's
dumb old eating contest.
338
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,485
I'll be in my room
salting my rice with tears.
339
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,590
(doorbell rings)
340
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,892
I am your new neighbor,
Mr. Zilla.
341
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,225
I am required to tell you that
I am a registered sex offender.
342
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,461
Was it the bad kind?
343
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,996
Oh... yeah.
344
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,501
(gong sounds)
345
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,003
(electrical hissing)
346
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,844
Esteemed friends,
347
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,009
I've really got
my vending-machine panties
348
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,638
in a bunch here.
349
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,983
I can't be at work
350
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,008
and at my son's match
at the same time.
351
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,824
Why don't you build
a Cleveland robot
352
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,117
to attend fat son's eating
competition while you work?
353
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,750
(cackling)
354
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,115
That's the best idea
355
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,763
since the courageous attack
on Pearl Harbor!
356
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,629
This version doesn't air
in the U.S., right?
357
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,658
Gus, may we dismantle karaoke
machine for robot parts?
358
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,495
GUS:
Hush, friend!
359
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,670
I'm trying to watch a game show
that could turn into porn!
360
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,040
There it
goes! Yuck!
361
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,781
35 minutes.
362
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,207
We could have finished faster
if we had worked harder.
363
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,883
We should all
be ashamed.
364
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,481
(all grunting)
365
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,523
Clevetron, activate!
366
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,088
(whirring, whooshing)
367
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,788
I am Clevetron,
368
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,634
Guardian of
the Universe!
369
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,170
I will do anything you say.
370
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,667
Anything.
371
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,169
Damn writers are gay.
372
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,571
Well, that's, uh...
I don't, uh...
373
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,843
Good to know.
374
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,341
(clears throat)
375
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,883
Clevetron, I need you
376
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,048
to attend Junior-san's
eating contest as me.
377
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,807
That's it?
378
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,375
Yup. Yup, that's it.
379
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,884
What is with
this guy?
380
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,346
Go, Clevetron!
381
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,854
Show cold
and distant affection to son!
382
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,856
(metallic creaking,
engine revs, tires squeal)
383
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,858
(engine revving,
tires squealing)
384
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,060
Wow, he's a
bad driver.
385
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,603
Like many
Asians.
386
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,857
Whoa!
387
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,465
(gong sounds)
388
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,243
Yeah! Yeah!
Eat!
389
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,839
Eat!
390
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,111
(stomach growling)
391
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,918
We have a winner!
392
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,448
Clap respectfully
for the God of Gurgitation--
393
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,054
Cleveland Jr.!
394
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,555
(applause)
395
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,087
Great job, son.
396
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,063
Daddy-san, you came!
397
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,301
Yes. You make
Clevetron...
398
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,897
(buzzer sounds)
399
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,398
I mean, Cleveland Brown,
400
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,900
your human father,
very proud.
401
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,473
Wait a minute.
402
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,112
"Copyright 2008
Fun Time Karaoke Company?"
403
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,968
(gasps)
404
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,306
You're not my dad!
You're a robot!
405
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,982
I am better than father!
406
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:39,551
I'm just a robot...
standing in front of a boy...
407
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:43,122
asking him to love me.
408
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,093
But I don't want you.
I want my dad!
409
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:50,132
Why can't Clevetron
be enough?!
410
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,000
Malfunction.
Malfunction.
411
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:56,968
♪ The careless whisper
of a good friend... ♪
412
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,170
MAN:
You suck!
413
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,801
It picks up!
414
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,236
MAN 2:
It's a chick song!
415
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,281
It is a song
for getting chicks!
416
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,607
Clevetron angry!
417
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,524
♪ Tonight the music
seems so loud ♪
418
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,077
♪ I wish that
we could lose this crowd... ♪
419
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:16,116
(grunting)
420
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,462
All right, children,
robot attack drill!
421
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,828
Run screaming
past the camera!
422
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,087
(children screaming)
423
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:26,025
(yelling)
424
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,402
(crickets chirring)
425
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,767
Ah. Now to work
eight additional hours
426
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,175
to bring further honor
to family.
427
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,348
♪ Honor in the morning,
honor in the evening ♪
428
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,107
♪ Honor at suppertime.
429
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,146
(laughs)
Honor.
430
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,551
Oh.
431
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,726
Ah, Fukiyama!
432
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,298
I'm going to that match.
433
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,363
Sorry. Sorry.
434
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,196
(metallic clank)
435
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:09,074
Junior-san,
I am here for... you.
436
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,905
(clanging, whirring)
437
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,150
(yelling)
438
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,177
Clevetron?
Huh?
439
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,551
Prepare for battle!
440
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,549
(grunts, electrical popping
and hissing)
441
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,192
Hi... yah!
442
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:25,517
(both grunting)
443
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,525
(wind whipping)
444
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,327
(beep)
I win.
445
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,899
(sighs)
446
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,067
I... would... have...
done... anything.
447
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,597
(whirring)
448
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,342
Even... butt stuff.
449
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,997
Oh.
450
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,110
Come on.
451
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,853
Let's go home
and wang chung tonight.
452
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,108
Everybody?
453
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:54,386
Yeah, everybody.
454
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,457
Thank you, United States. Thank
you, rest of the world. Bye!
455
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:02,057
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