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- You're just a fucking pig!
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- I want to, I want to.
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and I'm gonna get it done,
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it's too hard right
now, I'm gonna get--
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- Whatever?
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You're such a fucking pig!
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- Just hanging out,
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it's not even a big deal!
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- I'm always home!
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- This has gotta stop.
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- What?
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Say something.
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Fuck.
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Asshole!
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God!
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Oh, hey, man, you
dropped some quarters.
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One came all the way over here,
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if you care.
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Hey, I have that shirt.
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- Yeah, you're wearing
yours, this one's mine.
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Look, do I know you?
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- Yeah, I think we're neighbors.
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- No, I didn't ask you
if you'd seen me before.
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I asked if you know me.
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- I'm Linda.
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- Great, now you've forced
me to know your name, Linda.
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Are you happy?
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- Wow... uh.
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I was just trying to be polite.
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I mean, we do live in the
same apartment building.
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- Sorry if I seem
a little harsh.
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I'm having a hard day.
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- Ah, yeah, well, join the club.
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- I don't see you in traction.
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Your pain must be on the inside.
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I guess for a first date,
it's not too bad, huh?
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- Being my neighbor, you
must know I have a boyfriend,
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a very large boyfriend.
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- Well, I've never met him.
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I've only ever had the
pleasure of hearing him
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throw you against the wall.
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PlayStation doesn't cry, Linda!
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- Yeah, well, I'm not the
one with the black eye.
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- Yeah, you should
see the other guys.
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By the way, Linda, did I
mention you're awfully nosy?
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- I'm not the one eavesdropping
on people's apartments.
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- Well, I don't exactly
have to hold a glass
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up against the wall to
hear well, what's his name,
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Dumbfuck, kicking your ass.
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- His name is Kyle, and
he doesn't kick my ass.
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Half the time you're probably
hearing me throw shit.
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I tend to break
things when I'm angry.
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- Ooh, whoa.
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- So, since we're prying into
each other's personal lives,
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I gotta know what
happened to your eye.
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- Why?
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- Just curious.
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I know I've only known
you for a wash cycle
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and I already wanna
punch you in the face.
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- Hmm.
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Yeah, my work is
hazardous, it's messy.
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- What do you do?
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Extreme painting?
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- What are you talking about?
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- You're wearing
a painter's suit.
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I mean, you must be a painter.
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- It's laundry day.
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You're wearing a chicken shirt.
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What does that
mean, you lay eggs?
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This is a McConville jumpsuit.
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It's industrial durability,
cellulose based,
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and on a molecular level,
the hydrogen bonding--
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- Huh, hydro what?
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- Shh, it's odor free,
it's wrinkle free,
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and with minimal
Scotchgard, stain resistant.
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I never bother with
the Scotchgard.
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- So if
you're not a painter,
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then why are you so
worried about stains?
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- We're all worried
about stains, Linda.
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This is a laundromat.
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We're not here at the crack
of dawn to make friends,
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or take a steam bath, are we?
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It's all about the stains.
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- So you must just
have a messy job
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that doesn't involve paint.
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- Look, it's not important.
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Okay, it's like ping-pong,
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or dressing up in
women's clothing.
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I don't play
ping-pong, by the way.
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- You're fucking crazy.
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- Oh yeah, you have no idea.
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So Linda, who snorts
when she laughs,
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has a dumb fuck for a boyfriend
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and bullies strangers
into conversations.
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Do you like to eat food?
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- Occasionally.
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- Oh, God, no, we might actually
have something in common.
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- Technically, yeah.
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- So you wanna get some food
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after you finish
folding my stuff?
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- Go to hell.
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- Whoa, shh, language.
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There might be people that
actually speak English in here.
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Lunch, please?
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- Lunch with you?
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- Duh.
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- Oh, oh,
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I'm sorry, I just think
I might have a problem
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holding my food down
while staring at you
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from across a table.
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- I'm nicer than your boyfriend.
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- Yeah, well, everybody's
nicer than my boyfriend,
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which is why I'm doing
laundry at the crack of dawn
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to avoid going home to my,
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my dumb fuck.
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- Ha, well, let's
not go home together.
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- Oh yeah, right.
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- I get it.
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- You get what?
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- Yeah, you're chicken,
no pun intended.
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- I'm chicken?
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- Yeah.
- I'm chicken?
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Oh, like I'm scared
of something?
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- Yeah.
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- What might that be?
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- I don't know.
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Hot young girl,
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big bad wolf,
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did I mention you're hot?
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- Thank you.
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Look, don't worry about
me, I can handle myself.
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I'm a big girl.
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But you, a big bad wolf?
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I don't know, no offense,
I just kinda see you
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more like a sheep
in wolf's clothing.
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- Look, all I'm saying
is I could understand
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why you wouldn't go to lunch
with a complete stranger,
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but thanks for the demeaning
characterization anyway.
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- Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
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- I'm starving.
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There's a vending machine there.
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- I suppose we could go
somewhere public and well lit
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with plastic utensils
and clear escape routes.
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- Oh, yeah?
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I'm just saying we
can hang out here
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and breathe this dryer
lint in hellhole,
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or we can walk 100 feet
and hang out in Bangkok.
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It's your call.
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- I've always wanted
to go to Bangkok.
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- It's weird, huh?
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I mean,
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my power.
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- Oh, it must be a supernatural
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'cause it ain't your charm,
that's for goddamn sure.
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- Don't be so obvious, is
she looking over here, baby?
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- No, she doesn't
even know we're alive.
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Would you like me to signal?
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- Mm-hm.
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- Did you call me baby?
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- Just chill out, watch.
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- You're serious.
- Watch.
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- You want to order something?
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- Yes, we'll have two beers,
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she'll have the
Thai spring rolls,
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and I'll have the
pad siew, please.
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- Ka.
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- How the hell did you do that?
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And how'd you know
what I wanted to eat?
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- I told you,
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I'm magical.
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Or maybe...
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- You've got quite
an imagination there.
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Is this a hobby, you write?
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- No, I'm a storyteller.
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Now if you're lucky,
you might make it
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into one of my stories,
but you'd be naked.
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- Honored.
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Are you any good?
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- Oh, I don't know.
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- Come on, why don't you
just tell me a story, then?
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- Don't mock me.
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- Look, it's been real but,
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I've kinda got some
panties to fold.
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- All right, I'll
tell you a story.
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- Would it
kill someone to come
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in this kitchen and help me?
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I oughta poison
all you ingrates!
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- Stay put,
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there's knives in there.
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- Very hot plate.
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- Thanks.
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So, where's this story going?
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- Well, give me a
minute, ADD, geez.
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- Can someone come into
this kitchen and help me?
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I oughta poison
all you ingrates!
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I don't know why I bother!
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Here ya go, piggies!
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Oh, whores, bastards!
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Look at the mess you made!
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More work for Mommy!
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Ah, this spoon is singing to me!
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- Mommy?
- Stop.
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- Mommy, did you remember
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to take your special
medication today?
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- I made your favorite,
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wormies with
marinada-nada-nada sauce.
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It's tomato, don't ya know?
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00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:15,500
- Oh, great sauce,
honey, great sauce.
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- Ain't no honey in that sauce,
only tomato, only tomato!
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- Only tomato, only tomato,
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only tomato, that's all we got.
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- You!
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- It's not his fault.
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- It's always gonna
be you, it's only you!
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- Don't, don't you touch him.
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- They won't be around
forever to save you.
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Just you wait, just you wait.
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- It just seems a little tame,
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dysfunctional family
with a loony mom.
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- Wow.
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00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,099
Now, I would've
guessed pole dancer,
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but literary critic,
that's amazing.
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00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:05,861
- Don't get bent outta shape.
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00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,483
I was just saying that--
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- I wasn't finished.
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- Creepy,
I'll give ya that.
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- How generous of you.
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- It just still seems a
little tame compared to you.
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- You know what?
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Fuck off, you try and do better.
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- You know what?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
you're right, I'm just,
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I'm in a really foul mood today.
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I was supposed to be
at a friend's birthday
party last night
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and it's like up in the woods,
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it's at this really cool cabin
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and my best friends are up
there and my sister's up there.
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- So?
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00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:03,116
- So at the last minute,
Kyle decides he's gotta watch
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some college ballgame
and refuses to take me.
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00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:08,535
- So why didn't you just
ditch him and go yourself?
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00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,365
- Because my car's a beater
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and Kyle wouldn't loan me
his car to drive up there.
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'Cause he's a selfish asshole.
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- That's a nice story.
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00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,514
- I just think it's
pretty lame that,
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I'm not sitting with
my toes in a lake.
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- So you missed your party.
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00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,764
Still no excuse to take it
out on your new boyfriend.
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- I wasn't, and you're not.
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It's just that your story was
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not what I was expecting.
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00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:43,432
I guess I was expecting
something a little
more horrific.
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00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,711
- Oh, you like horrific, do you?
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- Sometimes.
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- Here's one.
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00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:20,814
- Need more fish sauce.
259
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,587
- Thanks, but for some reason,
260
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,864
making me into a killer hasn't
261
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:37,348
really cheered me
up all that much.
262
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,143
Hm, go figure.
263
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,179
- Hm.
264
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,110
- Hm, what?
265
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,286
- How 'bout I make
a story for you
266
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:46,599
about the party you missed.
267
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:54,814
Custom made, I'll just
need a little background.
268
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:55,849
- Like what?
269
00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:59,163
- Like for starters,
where's this cabin?
270
00:19:59,198 --> 00:19:59,991
- Big Bear.
271
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:00,820
- Isolated?
272
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:01,648
- Very.
273
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:03,029
- How many guests?
274
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,928
- Ooh, uh, Frank, Amy, Ken,
275
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,378
Roy, John, Jenny,
276
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:13,384
I know I'm forgetting
somebody, oh, uh...
277
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:16,111
Patricia, Pat, my sister.
278
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,251
- Okay, which one is
it, Patricia or Pat?
279
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:19,666
- Is Pat.
280
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,254
- 'Kay, that's
it, there's seven?
281
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,324
- Yeah, I think so.
282
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,670
- Who's birthday?
283
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:27,018
- Frank's and am I
telling the story, or?
284
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:27,881
- Fine.
285
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:34,647
- What?
286
00:20:34,681 --> 00:20:35,889
- They're not gonna do
287
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,270
the whole surprise
thing, are they?
288
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,616
- You love this stuff,
289
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,548
you're like an
attention whore, go!
290
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,618
- You
just, you go first.
291
00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:42,310
- Nope.
292
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:09,198
- What?
293
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,167
- First of all, my
sister's nothing like me.
294
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:15,135
She's not a blonde, she's
a brunette, no glasses.
295
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,655
- Okay, I should have figured
you were one of a kind.
296
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,450
- And you have Frank all wrong.
297
00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,453
Although, he does
have tons of tattoos,
298
00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:23,627
his hair's kind of long
299
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,870
and he's way too
cool to drive an SUV.
300
00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:28,804
Oh, and there's just a--
- No, that's enough.
301
00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:30,289
- Well, I just think
that you should--
302
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,947
- No, listen, am I telling
the story or are you?
303
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,435
- They're not gonna
304
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:40,851
do the whole surprise
thing, are they?
305
00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:41,921
- You love this stuff,
306
00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:44,510
you're like an attention whore.
307
00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:33,559
- Wow, what a
reception, I'm touched.
308
00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:37,356
You guys stoned already, or?
309
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,256
- Happy Birthday!
310
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:01,656
- Roy, Roy, do me a
favor, keep it real,
311
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,554
you just keep it
real, this one time,
312
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:06,246
once in your life, keep it real.
313
00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:07,662
- How's this
for keepin' it real?
314
00:23:07,696 --> 00:23:10,216
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh!
315
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,493
- Oh, no, oh, no!
316
00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:14,910
- She touched it.
317
00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,015
- Oh!
- You touched it.
318
00:23:18,086 --> 00:23:20,468
- If you're not wearing
underwear, say hooty-hoo!
319
00:23:20,502 --> 00:23:25,024
- I'm wearing underwear.
320
00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:26,232
- All right, let's go.
321
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:28,268
- Does that
mean we're not gonna--
322
00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,443
- This is something
for Frank especially.
323
00:23:30,478 --> 00:23:31,962
- I want one too.
324
00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:35,828
- All everyone was expecting
cabin and rocks, right?
325
00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:37,450
- There's nothing
sweet about that.
326
00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:38,693
- Can I use your
light again, man?
327
00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:39,556
- Hm?
328
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:42,351
Man, I love you guys.
329
00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:45,009
- Aw, it's cute,
love you too but,
330
00:23:45,044 --> 00:23:48,185
you can go to hell because what
I really love is this cabin.
331
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,462
- Yeah!
- Right?
332
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,120
- Yay!
333
00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:57,159
- Oh, congratulation!
334
00:23:57,194 --> 00:23:58,437
Oh, I know you.
335
00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:02,337
You come here some time
with a big, handsome man.
336
00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:03,925
- Oh, she means Dumbfuck.
337
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:05,340
- Dumbfuck?
338
00:24:05,374 --> 00:24:06,790
What's that mean?
339
00:24:08,205 --> 00:24:11,864
So nasty.
340
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:20,631
- Oh my God, now I really
wish I was at that cabin.
341
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:22,391
- Oh, that'll change,
just gimme some time.
342
00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:24,842
- Ooh, I'm shakin' in my boots.
343
00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,224
It's all been very
horrific so far.
344
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,570
- Well, gimme a minute,
345
00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,399
I gotta set up the
freakin' characters, right?
346
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:31,573
- Yeah, you should
just calm down though,
347
00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:33,472
I mean, you're so worked up.
348
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,266
- Yeah but you, you
really piss me off,
349
00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:37,165
you know that, don't you?
350
00:24:37,199 --> 00:24:38,028
Kiss me.
351
00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:44,966
I'll take it out
on your friends.
352
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,002
- Are we skinny dipping today?
353
00:24:47,037 --> 00:24:50,730
- Aw, skinny dipping,
really, with the nude?
354
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,007
How hippy.
355
00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,284
- Come on, boy,
live a little, man.
356
00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:54,216
- Ahh!
- I know,
357
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:56,253
you could use some sun, baby.
358
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,117
- Yeah, show it, SBBD.
359
00:24:59,014 --> 00:25:00,982
- Ahh!
- SB, SB what?
360
00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:03,260
What?
361
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,537
- Skinny Boy Big Dick.
362
00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:08,403
- Shut up, it's not that big.
363
00:25:08,437 --> 00:25:09,611
- You know what?
364
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:11,164
I think I'm gonna wear my
bathing suit after all.
365
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:13,546
- Hey, don't let
Anaconda intimidate you,
366
00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,789
Johnny, you got points.
367
00:25:14,823 --> 00:25:16,998
- Ah-ha-ha-ha, suck it.
368
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,586
- Let's swim, shall we?
369
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,519
- I'm sorry, I just can't
keep my hands off this guy.
370
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,382
Come here, hey, come here!
- Ah, no, stop, man!
371
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:24,626
- Take it, take it, take it.
- I've got a rash on my neck.
372
00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:25,972
- Ow, all right, all right!
373
00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:28,147
All right, I'm done,
I'm done, ow, ow, okay.
374
00:25:28,181 --> 00:25:29,079
- See that?
375
00:25:30,356 --> 00:25:33,911
Brute force is no
match for physics.
376
00:25:33,946 --> 00:25:36,327
- Physics nothing, more like
ball-grabbing, you pole smoker.
377
00:25:36,362 --> 00:25:38,985
- Oh, I see, so he beat
you in a fair fight
378
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,539
and you gotta call him gay?
379
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:43,334
- Uh, no, he grabbed my nuts
is why I called him gay.
380
00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:46,372
And besides, look how pretty
he is, huh, ya see that?
381
00:25:46,406 --> 00:25:48,581
- He's got you there,
Roy, you are pretty.
382
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:52,033
- Mm-hm.
- Mm-hm, I know, I know,
383
00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:53,966
I'm pretty like a girl.
384
00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,694
I can't help it, I'm sick of it.
385
00:25:57,728 --> 00:26:00,973
Girls just wanna dress me
up like a little sister
386
00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:02,733
and guys either
wanna beat me up,
387
00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:04,666
or get me to blow them.
388
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:05,874
- Oh, oh!
389
00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:08,946
- Well, come on, Christ!
- Whoa, Roy!
390
00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:11,673
Honey, settle down a little bit.
391
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,226
We're just windin' ya up.
392
00:26:13,261 --> 00:26:14,883
Just windin' ya up.
393
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:18,128
- I know, I'm just
messing with you guys.
394
00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:20,440
- Okay.
395
00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:22,442
- Can I just say how bummed
I am that Linda's not here.
396
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:23,996
- Pretty weak.
397
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,929
- Yeah, she should be here.
398
00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:27,620
- Okay, no, I don't wanna
talk about it, all right?
399
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:29,967
It really irks me, and
her dumb fuck boyfriend.
400
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:32,176
- Dumb fuck, dumb fuck.
- Dumb fuck.
401
00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:34,178
Dumb fuck, dumb fuck.
402
00:26:34,213 --> 00:26:35,628
- Nice touch.
403
00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:38,527
- Dumb fuck, dumb fuck.
- Hey, hey, let's go swimming!
404
00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:40,529
Last one in is Roy!
405
00:26:40,564 --> 00:26:41,807
- Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, shit, shit,
406
00:26:41,841 --> 00:26:43,360
I forgot my music.
- Go to hell.
407
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,500
- I'm gonna run back, get
my boombox, be right back.
408
00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:48,917
- Now, help me design
our perfect maniac.
409
00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:51,506
- How's that?
410
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:52,611
- Well, like,
411
00:26:54,129 --> 00:26:56,269
what should our
psycho look like?
412
00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,099
- Probably like you?
413
00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:58,962
- Nice.
414
00:27:06,452 --> 00:27:08,281
- Anyways, he should
probably have one
415
00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:11,043
of your creepy
macaroni suits on.
416
00:27:12,009 --> 00:27:14,218
- It's a McConville.
417
00:27:14,253 --> 00:27:17,463
And how do we even
know the guy's a he?
418
00:27:21,812 --> 00:27:25,264
- Oh, come on, get
real, he's a he.
419
00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:26,921
- Okay, what's he look like?
420
00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:30,476
- Like, is he wearing
a mask or something?
421
00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:31,926
- Yeah, whatever.
422
00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:37,345
- Hm, maybe it's just
like black face makeup.
423
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:41,798
- No, not blackface makeup,
424
00:27:41,832 --> 00:27:44,835
I meant like just
black face makeup.
425
00:27:46,595 --> 00:27:49,460
- That's too predictable,
let's think of household items.
426
00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:52,671
Very funny.
427
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,155
- I'm sorry!
428
00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:57,814
Okay, so let's just put
a kid's mask on him then.
429
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,853
- Wow, that's original.
430
00:28:03,923 --> 00:28:05,338
- Well, fuck you.
431
00:28:07,858 --> 00:28:10,585
- Why doesn't he just pull a
nylon stocking over his head?
432
00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:12,552
- Sure, I mean, just
'cause it's cliche
433
00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:14,347
doesn't mean it can't be creepy.
434
00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:15,245
- Okay, so,
435
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,558
we'll all some barbed wire.
436
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,667
- All right, I like where
you're going with this.
437
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,875
- Yeah?
438
00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:29,259
It's dramatic, but
it's not believable.
439
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,744
He'd be shedding crayon
crumbs everywhere.
440
00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:34,195
- Yeah, you're
probably right, so,
441
00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:36,749
you just wanna stick
to the ski mask?
442
00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:38,544
- I'll give you that.
443
00:28:38,578 --> 00:28:40,063
But how 'bout we compromise?
444
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,243
- That is really creepy.
445
00:28:48,278 --> 00:28:49,900
- So we're good to go?
446
00:28:49,935 --> 00:28:51,350
- No.
447
00:28:51,384 --> 00:28:53,386
I want a pink tool belt.
448
00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:54,318
- Get out.
449
00:28:54,353 --> 00:28:57,045
- I mean, it's just a story,
450
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,323
so I want a pink tool belt.
451
00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:02,361
- You're serious?
452
00:29:02,395 --> 00:29:03,224
- Yeah.
453
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:08,401
Oh, come on!
454
00:29:12,474 --> 00:29:13,786
- I can see why he would bring--
455
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,339
- Why did I leave
my gold earring here?
456
00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:22,519
- Don't, don't do this to me.
457
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:23,934
Now you see that?
458
00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:28,180
I don't need you, Mr.
Cable, I have batteries.
459
00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:30,734
You're no match
for me, it's cool.
460
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,805
Stings, does it?
461
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,082
All right, what's up, holla!
462
00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:36,119
Naked lake, here I come!
463
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,570
♪ I'm like a psychobilly
464
00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,124
♪ Mad man sitting on a tree
- Help, help!
465
00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:42,988
♪ K-I-L-L-I-N-G
Help!
466
00:29:43,022 --> 00:29:44,852
♪ Like a rockabilly zombie
on a killing spree ♪
467
00:29:44,886 --> 00:29:46,923
♪ K-I-L-L-I-N-G
468
00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:49,580
♪ I love to watch you bleed
469
00:29:51,065 --> 00:29:54,827
♪ Well I love to
hear you scream ♪
470
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:56,829
♪ Well twisting, churning,
smash your spleen ♪
471
00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:58,762
♪ Everybody hides from
the death machine ♪
472
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,316
♪ K-I-L-L-I-N-G
473
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:06,735
- Jesus, what's your damage?
474
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:08,151
- You're kidding, right?
475
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:11,948
- No, what kind of brain
comes up with shit like that?
476
00:30:11,982 --> 00:30:13,708
- You're such a poser.
477
00:30:13,742 --> 00:30:14,985
- Me?
478
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,711
- Yeah, you try to act all
hardcore but you're really,
479
00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:18,230
you're just a girl.
480
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:19,748
- Well, I am, and the people
481
00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:22,199
that you're slaughtering
happen to be my friends.
482
00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:23,822
- It's a story.
483
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,754
Besides, I wouldn't
think that you would mind
484
00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:28,792
considering they're all up
there partying without you.
485
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,725
Shit, you said they
haven't even called you.
486
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:34,211
- There's probably
no cell reception.
487
00:30:34,246 --> 00:30:35,419
- Yeah, right.
488
00:30:39,665 --> 00:30:42,012
- Death is too good for them.
489
00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:43,738
- That's the spirit.
490
00:30:52,989 --> 00:30:54,611
What?
491
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,993
What are you doing,
it's not finished yet.
492
00:30:57,027 --> 00:31:00,203
- Oh, listen, I'd love to
spend all day listening
493
00:31:00,237 --> 00:31:04,138
to your perverted fantasies,
but I gotta get goin'.
494
00:31:04,172 --> 00:31:04,966
- What?
495
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:06,934
Oh, right,
496
00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:11,662
yeah, Prince Charming
is waiting for you.
497
00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:14,803
- So we ate some noodles while
you slaughtered my friends.
498
00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:17,634
Doesn't make us best
friends forever.
499
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,050
- I didn't force you
to have lunch with me.
500
00:31:20,085 --> 00:31:21,776
- Whatever.
501
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,882
- No, I'm not buying this.
502
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,919
You approached me
in the laundromat.
503
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:31,061
I didn't even wanna talk
to you but you persisted.
504
00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,133
And I think you
like me in that way.
505
00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:35,410
- Oh, dream on.
506
00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:38,724
What is your point?
507
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:39,656
- My point?
508
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:45,041
My point is you can't
treat me like a novelty.
509
00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:49,010
This guy, Kyle, he's
a hobby, I'm for real.
510
00:31:49,045 --> 00:31:51,944
- No, you're full of shit.
511
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,739
And you don't know
anything about me.
512
00:31:53,773 --> 00:31:55,879
- I know you better
than you think.
513
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,260
Your voice, it
penetrates the drywall
514
00:31:57,294 --> 00:31:59,331
of my apartment like a chainsaw.
515
00:31:59,365 --> 00:32:00,919
- And nobody asked
you to listen.
516
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,955
- No, you never asked
me, you insisted
517
00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,681
with your incessant yelling,
518
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:08,064
and your nagging,
and your crying.
519
00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:09,824
But you're still hot.
520
00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:13,414
- Regardless, thank you,
521
00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:16,451
for a really lovely lunch.
522
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,766
- Well, in lieu
of dessert, Linda,
523
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,423
why don't you chew on this?
524
00:32:22,457 --> 00:32:24,873
Everything else aside, had
you really wanted to make
525
00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:29,050
that birthday party, you
would have been there.
526
00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:51,590
Hey.
527
00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:57,389
- I'm sorry I bailed back there.
528
00:32:57,423 --> 00:32:58,769
It's been a day.
529
00:32:59,874 --> 00:33:01,289
- I just figured you were trying
530
00:33:01,324 --> 00:33:03,257
to get out of paying
for the check.
531
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:07,192
- Oh, shit, no, oh,
God, no, I'm sorry.
532
00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:10,298
- It's cool, it's
cool, I handled it.
533
00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:14,233
Let's just say you owe me one.
534
00:33:14,268 --> 00:33:15,994
- Okay, are you sure?
535
00:33:17,202 --> 00:33:18,030
- Yeah.
536
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,863
- Listen, I didn't realize you
could hear so much at home.
537
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:24,726
- A lot.
538
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,110
- Well, let's hope not too much.
539
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:31,250
- More than I would like.
540
00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:37,670
Oh, you meant do I actually
hear you two having sex?
541
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,295
No, although I would
welcome the sound
542
00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:44,022
of you and Dumbfuck going at it.
543
00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:47,749
- Excuse me?
544
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:49,165
- Anything would be
better than listening
545
00:33:49,199 --> 00:33:52,168
to the two of you break plates
over each other's heads.
546
00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:56,896
Now, is screwing the only
thing you do quietly, or?
547
00:33:56,931 --> 00:33:58,070
Oh, I'm sorry.
548
00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:02,523
Sex has been a
little scarce lately?
549
00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:03,834
I can fix that.
550
00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:04,766
- Watch it.
551
00:34:06,389 --> 00:34:11,221
- Are you gonna show me your
impressive folding technique?
552
00:34:28,928 --> 00:34:33,657
- Why on earth would I miss
my friend's party on purpose?
553
00:34:33,692 --> 00:34:35,866
- How would I know?
554
00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,144
I was just suggesting that
555
00:34:37,178 --> 00:34:38,904
if you really
wanted to be there,
556
00:34:38,938 --> 00:34:40,388
you would have been.
557
00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:43,702
- Oh, come on, use
your imagination.
558
00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:47,671
I'm just asking you for
one fucking simple reason.
559
00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:49,777
- All right, I'll
give you a couple.
560
00:34:49,811 --> 00:34:52,607
If you'd shown up
there with Kyle,
561
00:34:52,642 --> 00:34:54,678
the two of you would have
fought the entire time,
562
00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:56,473
effectively killing
everyone's buzz.
563
00:34:56,508 --> 00:34:58,165
Now, had you gone alone,
564
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:00,719
your friends would have
railed on you the entire time
565
00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:02,548
about dumping that loser.
566
00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:03,756
All I can say is this,
567
00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:06,104
I haven't lied to you.
568
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,691
I make stuff up in my stories
569
00:35:07,726 --> 00:35:10,073
but I'm telling you
the truth right now.
570
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,594
That boyfriend of
yours, he's dead weight.
571
00:35:14,871 --> 00:35:17,701
- Do you actually think
if I wasn't with Kyle,
572
00:35:17,736 --> 00:35:20,325
you and I would stand a chance?
573
00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:23,086
- Oh, Linda,
574
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:28,436
I wish this was about us.
575
00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:33,061
But it's not, it's about you
and your crappy boyfriend.
576
00:35:35,995 --> 00:35:37,549
- Shit!
577
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,309
Yeah, I know, I know!
578
00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:42,243
This isn't easy for me.
579
00:35:42,278 --> 00:35:43,555
- Sure it is.
580
00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:45,419
- No, Aaron, it's not.
581
00:35:46,385 --> 00:35:47,214
- Linda,
582
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,321
I have vision.
583
00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:54,359
- Come on, 35, 35, we got this,
584
00:35:54,393 --> 00:35:56,395
we got this, let's go, let's go.
585
00:35:57,879 --> 00:35:59,191
Are you serious?
586
00:36:00,779 --> 00:36:03,506
It's two
more yards, you pussies!
587
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,334
You gotta go--
588
00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:15,069
Oh, shit.
589
00:36:22,490 --> 00:36:25,562
- Too good, that's too good.
590
00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:28,186
- Nothing's too good for him.
- Oh, stop,
591
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,981
I don't know if I
can take anymore.
592
00:36:31,016 --> 00:36:32,155
- That's an interesting way
593
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,501
of mourning the
death of a loved one.
594
00:36:33,536 --> 00:36:35,054
- Oh, he can't be dead.
595
00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:36,228
- No?
596
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:39,093
- No, no, Kyle hasn't
suffered enough.
597
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,855
- It's your call.
598
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:48,378
- Down to 33.
599
00:36:56,144 --> 00:36:59,562
- Oh, that's good,
thank you for that.
600
00:36:59,596 --> 00:37:01,253
- Glad I could help.
601
00:37:05,982 --> 00:37:08,053
- You are taking forever.
602
00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:12,230
- I haven't perfected
the technique.
603
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,680
This comes so easy for you.
604
00:37:14,715 --> 00:37:16,268
- I think you're stalling.
605
00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:17,476
- For what?
606
00:37:17,511 --> 00:37:18,408
- I wonder.
607
00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:21,722
- You're a strange girl.
608
00:37:21,756 --> 00:37:23,586
- Finish your story.
609
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,139
- What story?
610
00:37:25,173 --> 00:37:27,797
- I get it, Kyle's a jerk.
611
00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:29,177
But hopefully he'll
start to worry
612
00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:31,318
if I don't come home soon.
613
00:37:31,352 --> 00:37:32,284
- Worry?
614
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,286
We just killed him.
615
00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:35,494
- This.
616
00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:39,015
- Yeah, one of us should
be born more often.
617
00:37:44,814 --> 00:37:46,781
- Ew, get that slimy
thing off of me.
618
00:37:46,816 --> 00:37:49,128
- Come on, you know you like it.
619
00:37:49,163 --> 00:37:51,890
- I sense some more
commentary coming.
620
00:37:51,924 --> 00:37:53,305
- Oh, you've got it so wrong.
621
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:55,100
I mean, Roy is a nerd.
622
00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:58,034
He's sweet, but he's a nerd.
623
00:37:58,068 --> 00:38:00,243
- Even nerds do it, Linda.
624
00:38:01,555 --> 00:38:03,315
- You don't know Roy.
625
00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:05,559
- Stop.
626
00:38:05,593 --> 00:38:07,215
Amy, Amy, Amy, don't
get water in my ears.
627
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,769
- Oh, "Don't get
water in my ear."
628
00:38:08,803 --> 00:38:11,219
- Seriously.
- "Seriously!"
629
00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,704
- It's not funny, Amy.
630
00:38:12,738 --> 00:38:15,154
- "It's not funny, Amy."
- Stop playing.
631
00:38:15,189 --> 00:38:16,121
- Aw!
632
00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:16,984
- Aw!
- Aw!
633
00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:21,229
- Hurricane splash!
- Hey, that's for--
634
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,409
- Hurricane splash!
635
00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:29,790
- Hey, that's for--
636
00:38:40,801 --> 00:38:44,563
- This is the best
birthday present I've ever had.
637
00:38:44,598 --> 00:38:48,187
- Sorry I didn't
have time to wrap it.
638
00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:51,329
- Your birthday
suit'll do just fine.
639
00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:19,357
- Stop it, shit, stop it!
640
00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:34,441
- Did you hear that?
641
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:35,580
- Uh-huh.
642
00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:41,827
No doubt our little Roy.
643
00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:46,245
No, wait, wait.
644
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,387
We can't have all the fun.
645
00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:52,079
Let's give our
friend a little show.
646
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:53,529
- You are so bad.
647
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,083
Mm, God, fuck yeah.
648
00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:04,540
- Ow, what the--
- Pig.
649
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:07,128
- Ow, what did you do that for?
650
00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:09,165
- Shh.
651
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:10,062
- Ow!
652
00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:17,760
- Who needs the internet?
653
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:29,461
- Oh, man!
654
00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:49,481
I only came once.
655
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:55,453
Okay.
656
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,905
Come out, come out,
whoever you are, Roy.
657
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:07,188
- Yup, as Roy's friend,
658
00:41:07,223 --> 00:41:10,813
I think it's only fair I
give him a little taste.
659
00:41:16,991 --> 00:41:18,510
- You're kidding, right?
660
00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:22,721
- Oh, sorry, did you
wanna do the honors?
661
00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:26,242
- No, no, thanks,
I think I'll pass.
662
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:28,209
I will say that you are
663
00:41:29,107 --> 00:41:31,281
one generous friend.
664
00:41:31,316 --> 00:41:34,250
- Me generous, um, have
you seen Roy's package?
665
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:37,218
I mean, he'd be
doing me the favor.
666
00:41:41,637 --> 00:41:42,638
- All right.
667
00:41:44,432 --> 00:41:47,021
Well,
668
00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:48,851
and with that, I think I'll just
669
00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:51,992
cruise my way down to the lake.
670
00:41:56,479 --> 00:41:57,307
Okay.
671
00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:01,726
Bye.
672
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,554
- Bye.
673
00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:12,288
Roy?
674
00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,051
I got somethin' for ya.
675
00:42:21,677 --> 00:42:25,301
Too late to be shy
now, baby, come on.
676
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:36,070
- That is so sick.
677
00:42:36,105 --> 00:42:37,831
- Yeah, but it's hot, right?
678
00:42:37,865 --> 00:42:38,970
- Not really.
679
00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:42,525
- You're so jaded, you
wouldn't even admit it
680
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,941
if it were the hottest
thing you'd ever heard.
681
00:42:44,976 --> 00:42:47,875
- Okay, first of all,
not that impressed,
682
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,601
and isn't it kind of a cliche
683
00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:52,155
to kill people for having sex?
684
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,986
- No, it's not like that.
685
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,886
- Oh, it's not, is it like
old-school slasher style?
686
00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,406
Kids go into the woods,
tits come out, I mean,
687
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,305
hockey masks and machetes
can't be far behind.
688
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,928
- Oh, please.
689
00:43:05,962 --> 00:43:07,723
- A psychopath
punishing young people
690
00:43:07,757 --> 00:43:09,310
for having a good time.
691
00:43:09,345 --> 00:43:12,072
That is so tired
and so derivative.
692
00:43:12,106 --> 00:43:14,799
- Fuck off, think about it.
693
00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:18,872
In a social situation, like
a party, or a camping trip,
694
00:43:18,906 --> 00:43:20,977
sex would be a time when couples
695
00:43:21,012 --> 00:43:22,634
separated from the herd, right?
696
00:43:22,669 --> 00:43:23,946
- Lame, if I remember,
697
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:27,190
your last scenario was
practically a threesome.
698
00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:29,607
I mean, why does it
always have to be sex?
699
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:31,091
Someone can't like stumble
700
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:34,128
into the woods to
like, read a book?
701
00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:37,476
- Well, you have
friends that can read?
702
00:43:37,511 --> 00:43:40,894
- Funny, oh, and there's
just one small detail.
703
00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:42,067
- Uh-huh?
704
00:43:42,102 --> 00:43:43,897
- I know you worked extra hard
705
00:43:43,931 --> 00:43:46,624
on the Frank-and-Jenny-humping
scenario,
706
00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,971
but Frank happens to be gay.
707
00:43:51,939 --> 00:43:54,597
- Oh, a small detail, huh?
708
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,531
- I tried to tell
you this earlier.
709
00:44:00,465 --> 00:44:02,398
- Okay, I'll try again.
710
00:44:03,157 --> 00:44:03,986
- Roy?
711
00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:06,264
- Yeah.
712
00:44:06,298 --> 00:44:07,955
- Oh my God, are you okay?
713
00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:09,750
- It's only 10 feet down.
714
00:44:09,785 --> 00:44:12,650
Aw, man, it smells
like poop in here.
715
00:44:14,721 --> 00:44:16,584
- Aw, shit.
716
00:44:16,619 --> 00:44:18,000
- Oh my God.
- You all right?
717
00:44:18,034 --> 00:44:18,966
Jenny, what are you doing?
718
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,175
- Somebody pushed me!
719
00:44:21,210 --> 00:44:22,936
Fuck!
- Hello?
720
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:25,317
- Hello?
- This isn't funny, come on.
721
00:44:25,352 --> 00:44:26,525
- Disgusting.
722
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,218
- Throw down a rope
and pull us up.
723
00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:31,910
I'll go up and then
I'll pull you up.
724
00:44:31,945 --> 00:44:33,153
- All right.
725
00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:34,913
- Hold it, hold it, all
right, I'm comin' up.
726
00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:41,817
All right, come on.
727
00:44:55,969 --> 00:44:57,280
- Funny.
728
00:44:57,315 --> 00:44:59,869
- I'm just tying up loose ends.
729
00:45:01,112 --> 00:45:02,354
- Where's Jon?
730
00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:05,530
He never made it to the lake.
731
00:45:05,564 --> 00:45:07,566
- He's probably
hiding somewhere.
732
00:45:07,601 --> 00:45:09,258
He's probably waiting for
us to stumble upon him
733
00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:10,673
so he can scare
the shit out of us.
734
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,951
- Well, he's gonna
have a long wait.
735
00:45:12,986 --> 00:45:14,746
- Probably stoned and
up a tree somewhere.
736
00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:15,954
- He's definitely wasted
737
00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:17,438
'cause he left his
precious music behind.
738
00:45:17,473 --> 00:45:19,544
- Roy and Jenny are
nowhere in sight either.
739
00:45:19,578 --> 00:45:22,064
- They'll be fine, believe me.
740
00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:25,067
- Are you sure Roy'll be
safe in Jenny's hands?
741
00:45:25,101 --> 00:45:26,896
- Oh, I think he's in
more than her hands.
742
00:45:26,931 --> 00:45:28,346
- Oh!
- All right, guys,
743
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,624
let's not be rude about
our resident man-eater.
744
00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:33,523
- Roy and Jenny hooking
up, uh-uh, no way.
745
00:45:33,558 --> 00:45:35,008
- Let's just put it this way,
746
00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:39,115
Jenny'll give Roy something
besides sci-fi to obsess about.
747
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:40,496
- You're such a pig.
748
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:43,016
- Our little Roy is
boldly going where
749
00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:45,743
many men have gone before.
750
00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:48,676
- Yes, exploring
spectacular planets.
751
00:45:48,711 --> 00:45:50,782
- Entering warp space.
752
00:45:50,817 --> 00:45:52,439
- Shut up.
753
00:45:52,473 --> 00:45:54,337
- He's being
swallowed by a black hole.
754
00:45:54,372 --> 00:45:55,614
- Okay, really?
755
00:45:55,649 --> 00:45:59,618
Okay, you're just gross.
- Well I, okay.
756
00:45:59,653 --> 00:46:00,827
- Where are you going?
757
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:04,106
- Well, none of us
know how to make toast.
758
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:06,487
So, I'm gonna go find Jon,
759
00:46:06,522 --> 00:46:07,972
pry him out of his tree,
760
00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:09,697
and get him to rustle up
some grub for the troops.
761
00:46:09,732 --> 00:46:12,390
- Oh, yes, please, I'm starving.
762
00:46:14,012 --> 00:46:16,359
- I can make toast.
763
00:46:16,394 --> 00:46:18,776
What are you doing, Miss Thang?
764
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,881
- Let's get the damn
candles on this thing.
765
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:22,814
If Frank doesn't find Jon soon,
766
00:46:22,849 --> 00:46:26,093
we're gonna have a red
velvet cake for dinner.
767
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,247
- A lawn mower in a forest.
768
00:46:42,282 --> 00:46:46,044
Good luck.
769
00:47:01,232 --> 00:47:02,060
Hello?
770
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,173
Man, you scared the living--
771
00:47:11,207 --> 00:47:12,036
- Shh.
772
00:47:13,658 --> 00:47:16,730
- Don't shush me, motherfucker.
773
00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:18,939
I'll fuck you up.
774
00:47:18,974 --> 00:47:20,389
Come on, come on.
775
00:47:23,357 --> 00:47:26,119
Thanks, but, not
really my thing.
776
00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,400
You know, you're really starting
777
00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:33,989
to piss me off, you know that?
778
00:47:45,552 --> 00:47:49,176
You know, I could break
free if I wanted to.
779
00:47:55,734 --> 00:47:57,529
Alright already.
780
00:47:57,564 --> 00:47:59,980
It's not funny anymore, okay?
781
00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:04,122
What do you want from me, huh?
782
00:48:04,157 --> 00:48:04,985
Huh?
783
00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,196
All right, let me go now.
784
00:48:11,647 --> 00:48:13,649
I'll do anything.
785
00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:17,584
- Anything?
786
00:48:18,965 --> 00:48:19,793
I want you.
787
00:48:23,245 --> 00:48:25,143
- I bet you do.
788
00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:29,251
- Mm, happy
birthday, baby.
789
00:48:29,285 --> 00:48:30,459
- Happy birthday--
790
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,639
- Gimme that.
791
00:48:40,848 --> 00:48:43,196
- I'm glad
you came, Ken.
792
00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,474
Wait till I get my hands
on you, you little slut--
793
00:48:46,889 --> 00:48:49,754
- Yep, you will have to wait
794
00:48:49,788 --> 00:48:51,790
to get your hands on me.
795
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,794
- Oh, yeah.
796
00:48:55,829 --> 00:48:58,487
That's right, grab my, oh, fuck.
797
00:49:02,422 --> 00:49:04,079
Oh, shit, Jon, fuck!
798
00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:08,428
- Shit, Jon, this
is a private party.
799
00:49:08,462 --> 00:49:10,119
You know, I appreciate
you dressing up and all.
800
00:49:10,154 --> 00:49:12,087
And by the way, what are
you doing with that nasty--
801
00:49:31,865 --> 00:49:32,693
Wow.
802
00:49:34,143 --> 00:49:36,042
That was killer, Jon.
803
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:40,770
Now go be a stud and go make
dinner, everybody's hungry.
804
00:49:42,565 --> 00:49:45,327
Show's over,
nothing to see here.
805
00:49:46,362 --> 00:49:47,812
You're a bad boy.
806
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,397
- You guys
made this one too easy.
807
00:50:21,432 --> 00:50:22,709
- Motherfucker.
808
00:50:23,710 --> 00:50:24,745
- Don't think
this is happening
809
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,437
because of your lifestyle.
810
00:50:26,471 --> 00:50:28,784
I wish I could feel one
way or the other about it.
811
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,027
- Please--
812
00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:31,200
- I wish I
could feel anything.
813
00:50:42,936 --> 00:50:44,282
- Ready, talk.
814
00:50:46,871 --> 00:50:48,597
- Okay, you see this?
815
00:50:53,326 --> 00:50:55,293
Look, see this, you
see these girls?
816
00:50:55,328 --> 00:50:56,536
- Do you like--
- Pop it.
817
00:51:00,195 --> 00:51:03,198
- Ow, fuck!
818
00:51:03,232 --> 00:51:04,061
Ow, man.
819
00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:06,822
- Show me, show me.
820
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:08,996
Whatcha got, whatcha
got, whatcha got?
821
00:51:09,031 --> 00:51:12,897
- That's all I got.
822
00:51:18,351 --> 00:51:22,596
Oh, God, that song must never
see the light of day again.
823
00:51:22,631 --> 00:51:24,322
- We're never gonna see
the light of day again
824
00:51:24,357 --> 00:51:28,982
unless we have someone come
and feed us some real food.
825
00:51:32,537 --> 00:51:34,194
- So it's been real.
826
00:51:35,506 --> 00:51:36,990
- I don't believe this.
827
00:51:37,024 --> 00:51:38,164
Don't you wanna
know how it ends?
828
00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:40,476
I'm one scene away from
finishing our story.
829
00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:42,202
- Our story?
830
00:51:42,237 --> 00:51:44,239
I'm not taking
credit for the pink tool belt.
831
00:51:46,586 --> 00:51:47,587
- Ahh, well,
832
00:51:49,036 --> 00:51:52,523
I'm pretty sure I'll
be seeing you around.
833
00:51:54,076 --> 00:51:55,526
- Hey, you
know where I live.
834
00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:58,701
- Yeah.
835
00:52:35,842 --> 00:52:39,673
Yeah, okay.
836
00:54:52,944 --> 00:54:53,807
Uh--
- Oh,
837
00:54:55,257 --> 00:54:58,087
it's okay, I'll
take a rain check.
838
00:54:59,054 --> 00:55:00,297
- Oh, uh, yeah.
839
00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:35,677
Fucking motherfucker.
840
00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:01,496
Fuck!
841
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:29,006
What an asshole.
842
00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:32,630
- Hey, it was an accident.
843
00:56:32,665 --> 00:56:34,080
- What?
844
00:56:34,114 --> 00:56:37,635
- Here, take it, got
mixed up in my things.
845
00:56:37,670 --> 00:56:39,119
Innocent mistake.
846
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,675
- I could fucking scream.
847
00:56:42,709 --> 00:56:44,849
- Well, you just did.
848
00:56:44,884 --> 00:56:47,404
It's paper thin, remember?
849
00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,578
- It's like, it's as if...
850
00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:54,445
It's like Kyle fucking won't
even let me go to the cabin
851
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,103
so he that he can stay
home and watch some game
852
00:56:57,137 --> 00:56:59,070
and then he just bails?
853
00:56:59,105 --> 00:57:00,727
Like he'd just bailed?
854
00:57:00,762 --> 00:57:02,419
- Are you surprised?
855
00:57:03,696 --> 00:57:05,801
- I'm really sorry.
856
00:57:05,836 --> 00:57:09,426
I don't mean to put
this on you, it's just,
857
00:57:10,599 --> 00:57:13,982
I either harass you or I
trash my apartment more.
858
00:57:14,016 --> 00:57:16,087
- Well, I don't
wanna invite you in
859
00:57:16,122 --> 00:57:20,367
because I don't want you
to break any of my things.
860
00:57:23,129 --> 00:57:24,855
- I'm really fed up.
861
00:57:24,889 --> 00:57:27,271
- Yeah, I can see that.
862
00:57:27,305 --> 00:57:28,445
- I'm burning.
863
00:57:29,929 --> 00:57:34,243
- Let's see, you don't
strike me as the whiny type.
864
00:57:34,278 --> 00:57:37,557
You're not a total ice
princess either, so,
865
00:57:37,592 --> 00:57:40,318
if I had to guess, I would say
866
00:57:40,353 --> 00:57:42,942
that you would opt for revenge.
867
00:57:44,702 --> 00:57:45,531
- Yeah.
868
00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:49,086
- I have the perfect thing.
869
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,328
- I'm listening.
870
00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:51,675
- How long do you
think it would take
871
00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:53,228
to get to that cabin?
872
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,436
- A few hours.
873
00:57:56,507 --> 00:57:57,439
- Let's go.
874
00:57:59,786 --> 00:58:01,029
- You're crazy.
875
00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:05,171
- I can finish
telling you my story,
876
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:07,242
you can piss off Kyle,
877
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,934
I won't wear my creepy jumpsuit.
878
00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:14,801
I'm just offering you a ride.
879
00:58:15,802 --> 00:58:18,149
I'm not gonna ask you again.
880
00:58:19,703 --> 00:58:21,325
- Okay,
881
00:58:21,359 --> 00:58:23,292
yeah, let's fucking go.
882
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,054
- Yeah, great.
883
00:58:27,193 --> 00:58:29,851
I'll see you at the
car in like 10 minutes?
884
00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:31,577
- Are you sure about this, I--
885
00:58:31,611 --> 00:58:33,199
- Oh, yeah.
886
00:58:35,477 --> 00:58:36,305
- Okay.
887
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,586
Take the jumpsuit off, please.
888
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:44,141
- Yeah.
889
01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:27,693
Hello?
890
01:00:34,976 --> 01:00:36,909
Why do people say that?
891
01:00:36,943 --> 01:00:38,531
- Because it's funny.
892
01:00:38,565 --> 01:00:39,774
- I don't know,
what do they mean,
893
01:00:39,808 --> 01:00:40,982
like don't have a cow,
894
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,742
don't behave like you're
having a cow, what?
895
01:00:42,777 --> 01:00:44,744
- You are a such a ponderer.
896
01:00:44,779 --> 01:00:46,677
- These are important issues.
897
01:00:46,712 --> 01:00:48,299
- Who knows, it's like,
898
01:00:48,334 --> 01:00:50,888
why do people say
don't rub it in?
899
01:00:50,923 --> 01:00:52,234
- I know that one.
900
01:00:52,269 --> 01:00:54,581
My great grandfather
told me that in his day,
901
01:00:54,616 --> 01:00:55,824
people used to say,
902
01:00:55,859 --> 01:00:57,792
you can shit on me,
just don't rub it in.
903
01:00:57,826 --> 01:00:59,552
- Oh, you know, I
don't believe that,
904
01:00:59,586 --> 01:01:01,243
I think that's bullshit.
905
01:01:01,278 --> 01:01:02,762
- Why bullshit?
906
01:01:02,797 --> 01:01:04,833
See, bullshit is
just grass and grain.
907
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:07,215
- You what what the
worst type of shit is?
908
01:01:07,249 --> 01:01:09,873
It's human vegetarian shit.
909
01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,737
See, I used to
have this roommate
910
01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:13,911
and all she would
eat is spinach,
911
01:01:13,946 --> 01:01:17,328
and bran, and wheat grass shots.
912
01:01:17,363 --> 01:01:20,573
I swear to God, it was rankest
thing I've ever smelled.
913
01:01:20,607 --> 01:01:24,232
It's kinda like a mossy
swamp, rotten eggs, garlic--
914
01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:27,166
- Oh, okay, I get it, I
get it, that's enough.
915
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,892
I get it.
916
01:01:28,926 --> 01:01:31,135
- Yeah, now who's hardcore?
917
01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:43,630
So, finish tell me the story.
918
01:01:43,665 --> 01:01:45,322
- Oh, that old thing?
919
01:01:45,356 --> 01:01:47,876
- Yes, now.
920
01:01:47,911 --> 01:01:49,982
- Well, don't have a cow.
921
01:02:01,131 --> 01:02:06,032
- I'm gonna be sick, I can't
eat anymore of this cake, ugh.
922
01:02:08,448 --> 01:02:10,243
- Shit, shit.
923
01:02:10,278 --> 01:02:13,108
Shit, you know, this
isn't funny anymore.
924
01:02:13,143 --> 01:02:15,110
- It stopped being remotely
funny about two hours
925
01:02:15,145 --> 01:02:17,285
and an empty can
of Cheez Whiz ago.
926
01:02:17,319 --> 01:02:20,115
- Okay, something's wrong,
something's happened.
927
01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:21,668
- Okay, well, let's try
to keep it together.
928
01:02:21,703 --> 01:02:23,774
Okay, how can something
happen to five people at once?
929
01:02:23,809 --> 01:02:27,502
- Okay, well, where
are they then, huh?
930
01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:28,814
- Probably screwing,
931
01:02:28,848 --> 01:02:30,332
I don't know.
- We've been through this.
932
01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:33,577
Frank and Ken can go at it all
day and night, but Roy, Jon?
933
01:02:33,611 --> 01:02:36,373
No way, and even if
that miracle did occur,
934
01:02:36,407 --> 01:02:38,099
with who, hm, Jen?
935
01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:39,790
Yeah, pfft, never gonna happen.
936
01:02:39,825 --> 01:02:40,998
- Uh, our Jen?
937
01:02:42,137 --> 01:02:43,552
- Okay, fine, I'll
give you that,
938
01:02:43,587 --> 01:02:44,968
Jen would nail anything on legs.
939
01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:46,210
But it doesn't matter
940
01:02:46,245 --> 01:02:47,729
because they should
have been back by now.
941
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,111
I mean, what, I give it
like three minutes for Jon
942
01:02:50,145 --> 01:02:53,010
and a 30-second out-of-body
experience for Roy.
943
01:02:53,045 --> 01:02:54,460
It's been three hours
944
01:02:54,494 --> 01:02:56,738
since we left the lake.
- Okay, whoa!
945
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,983
Freaking out about it isn't
gonna help anything, okay?
946
01:03:00,017 --> 01:03:03,503
Breathe, let's just
come up with a plan.
947
01:03:03,538 --> 01:03:04,815
- A plan, Pat?
948
01:03:04,850 --> 01:03:05,954
You don't even know
what's going on?
949
01:03:05,989 --> 01:03:07,542
What do you wanna plan for?
950
01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:10,648
- Let's think of other
possible scenarios.
951
01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:12,996
- Oh, sure, like
what, alien abduction?
952
01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:15,481
- No, like other
kinds of accidents.
953
01:03:15,515 --> 01:03:16,482
- Okay, hm?
954
01:03:18,035 --> 01:03:20,727
- Like what if they fell
down an abandoned well?
955
01:03:20,762 --> 01:03:22,868
- Give me a break, five
people fall down a well?
956
01:03:22,902 --> 01:03:24,835
Yeah, maybe they were
eaten by alligators.
957
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:26,319
Gimme a break, Pat, I mean, God,
958
01:03:26,354 --> 01:03:28,908
even our friends
aren't that stupid.
959
01:03:31,738 --> 01:03:33,223
- Maybe they were
treed by a black bear.
960
01:03:33,257 --> 01:03:35,363
- Oh my God, your plan is
to go up against a bear?
961
01:03:35,397 --> 01:03:37,054
Forget that.
962
01:03:37,089 --> 01:03:39,712
- Maybe they just
ran afoul some locals
963
01:03:39,746 --> 01:03:41,265
and they're all hangin' out.
- Oh my God, hillbillies?
964
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,922
You gotta be kidding me.
965
01:03:42,957 --> 01:03:45,649
- I'm just saying, if
we're gonna go out there
966
01:03:45,683 --> 01:03:47,858
to look for 'em, maybe--
- Whoa say what, go out there?
967
01:03:47,893 --> 01:03:51,931
Oh, no, you shoulda thought
of that when it was light out.
968
01:03:51,966 --> 01:03:55,141
- Amy, wouldn't you want
them to come look for us?
969
01:03:55,176 --> 01:03:58,869
Mm-hm, thought so.
970
01:03:58,904 --> 01:04:01,768
So we're going,
let's go, come on.
971
01:04:02,908 --> 01:04:05,634
I got a flashlight
fo' you, mama.
972
01:04:07,671 --> 01:04:11,433
- Well, at least
we got flashlights.
973
01:04:11,468 --> 01:04:15,575
- Okay, and I will write a note
just in case they come back.
974
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,405
- Oh, yeah, sure, Dear Assholes,
975
01:04:17,439 --> 01:04:19,234
if you're reading
this, fuck you.
976
01:04:19,269 --> 01:04:21,478
- That's nice, that's
really sweet of you.
977
01:04:21,512 --> 01:04:22,479
I'll write that.
978
01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:55,477
Be careful, you good?
979
01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:57,963
- This sucks.
980
01:04:57,997 --> 01:05:00,068
Ow.
981
01:05:00,103 --> 01:05:02,691
You know, we brought everything
but insect repellent.
982
01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:05,280
- Amy, stop complaining.
983
01:05:05,315 --> 01:05:07,179
- What, I'm
being eaten alive.
984
01:05:07,213 --> 01:05:10,182
- It's called
nature, be one with it.
985
01:05:10,216 --> 01:05:12,080
- Well, you know they're
out there screwing around
986
01:05:12,115 --> 01:05:15,049
and we're stumbling around
here getting Lyme disease.
987
01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:16,809
- Please, really?
988
01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:19,225
- What, I'm just saying.
989
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:22,297
- Saying, and
saying, and saying.
990
01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:23,954
- What?
- Let's just start at the lake
991
01:05:23,989 --> 01:05:26,163
and we'll work our way back.
992
01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:28,269
This is so cool.
993
01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:30,340
- This really sucks.
994
01:05:30,374 --> 01:05:32,135
I'm itchy everywhere.
995
01:05:33,446 --> 01:05:35,483
- Oh my God, Amy!
996
01:05:35,517 --> 01:05:38,624
- Jesus!
997
01:05:38,658 --> 01:05:41,868
Oh my God, now I have
a fucking headache.
998
01:05:41,903 --> 01:05:43,940
You're so
easy to mess with.
999
01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:03,649
- It's so quiet.
1000
01:06:03,683 --> 01:06:04,512
- Yeah.
1001
01:06:06,479 --> 01:06:07,653
- Hey, idiots!
1002
01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:14,763
- Nothing.
1003
01:06:20,114 --> 01:06:22,702
- Pat, I'm kinda really scared.
1004
01:06:24,670 --> 01:06:27,397
- Yeah, I'm right
there with you.
1005
01:06:28,363 --> 01:06:30,503
- I mean, this isn't right.
1006
01:06:30,538 --> 01:06:32,264
What are we gonna do?
1007
01:06:34,852 --> 01:06:37,200
- Think we better go get help.
1008
01:06:39,167 --> 01:06:41,204
I got somethin' for ya.
1009
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:42,584
- Hey, was that?
1010
01:06:43,861 --> 01:06:44,690
- Yeah.
1011
01:06:50,592 --> 01:06:54,148
- Assholes.
1012
01:06:54,182 --> 01:06:56,219
- Let's just be
glad that they're okay.
1013
01:06:56,253 --> 01:06:58,083
- Oh, I'm glad, I'm
gonna mess 'em up real good.
1014
01:06:58,117 --> 01:06:59,912
- Well,
that's nice of you.
1015
01:06:59,946 --> 01:07:01,120
- What?
1016
01:07:01,155 --> 01:07:02,328
You're not pissed?
1017
01:07:02,363 --> 01:07:03,536
Look at you.
1018
01:07:03,571 --> 01:07:04,951
Look at you
1019
01:07:04,986 --> 01:07:06,505
with that stupid
fucking backpack.
1020
01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:07,954
- Well, maybe
because I'm the leader
1021
01:07:07,989 --> 01:07:09,611
and I'll take care of
things and you won't,
1022
01:07:09,646 --> 01:07:10,785
look what you're wearing.
1023
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,304
What, a hoity-toity, what,
1024
01:07:12,338 --> 01:07:14,168
you going to the
cabaret in the forest?
1025
01:07:14,202 --> 01:07:15,686
- Shut up.
- I mean, really.
1026
01:07:15,721 --> 01:07:17,171
- At least I
don't look like a mom.
1027
01:07:17,205 --> 01:07:20,070
- Why don't we just
go back to the campsite.
1028
01:07:20,105 --> 01:07:21,865
- Oh, jerk-off?
1029
01:07:23,108 --> 01:07:24,868
We're gonna kick your asses.
1030
01:07:24,902 --> 01:07:26,766
- Yeah, and that's
gonna bring 'em running.
1031
01:07:26,801 --> 01:07:28,078
- Shit, I don't care,
1032
01:07:28,113 --> 01:07:29,597
I'm pissed.
- Shh.
1033
01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:34,222
- So busted.
1034
01:07:42,265 --> 01:07:45,199
You're so dead!
1035
01:07:49,203 --> 01:07:50,928
- Who the fuck is that?
1036
01:07:50,963 --> 01:07:52,275
- Jesus, oh
my God, oh my God!
1037
01:07:52,309 --> 01:07:56,072
- Hey, gang,
what's for dinner?
1038
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,176
- Amy, come on, come on!
1039
01:07:57,211 --> 01:07:58,143
- Where are we going?
1040
01:07:58,177 --> 01:07:59,558
- Run, run!
1041
01:07:59,592 --> 01:08:02,008
I don't know, keep running!
1042
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,251
- Where?
1043
01:08:03,286 --> 01:08:04,942
- The boat, run towards
the boat, hurry, come on.
1044
01:08:04,977 --> 01:08:06,496
We'll get as far away
from shore as we can.
1045
01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:09,119
- Oh my God,
Pat, Jenny's dead.
1046
01:08:09,154 --> 01:08:11,052
- I know, Amy, focus, the boat.
1047
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,813
Come on, come on,
come on, come on--
1048
01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:20,924
- Glass
bottom boat, anyone?
1049
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,443
- You sick fuck!
1050
01:08:22,477 --> 01:08:26,136
- Actually, I
feel fine, how 'bout you?
1051
01:08:26,171 --> 01:08:27,931
Ooh!
1052
01:08:27,965 --> 01:08:29,829
- Run, Amy, go, run!
1053
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:34,282
- Pat, Pat, Pat,
he's got me!
1054
01:08:36,767 --> 01:08:38,252
- Don't stop, Amy.
1055
01:08:44,396 --> 01:08:47,053
Oh, my God, Amy, Amy, okay,
okay, Amy, okay, okay,
1056
01:08:47,088 --> 01:08:48,262
don't do this right now.
1057
01:08:48,296 --> 01:08:49,953
- They are all dead--
- Don't do this right now,
1058
01:08:49,987 --> 01:08:51,023
don't do this right now!
1059
01:08:51,057 --> 01:08:52,162
- Ow, ow!
- Stop!
1060
01:08:52,197 --> 01:08:53,646
Listen to me, you know
what else is gonna happen?
1061
01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:54,854
Is we're gonna live right now.
1062
01:08:54,889 --> 01:08:56,132
We're gonna live through
this, all right, all right?
1063
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,478
This is what we're gonna do.
1064
01:08:57,512 --> 01:08:59,342
Okay, I know, I know, I know,
1065
01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:00,791
just gotta get keys, okay?
1066
01:09:00,826 --> 01:09:02,897
You're gonna get Frank--
- I don't think I can do this.
1067
01:09:02,931 --> 01:09:04,726
- You're gonna get Frank
right now, okay, okay, go.
1068
01:09:04,761 --> 01:09:06,314
Go, go, go,
1069
01:09:06,349 --> 01:09:07,833
you have to be quick,
you have to be quick.
1070
01:09:09,283 --> 01:09:10,836
- I can't, I
can't, I don't know
1071
01:09:10,870 --> 01:09:12,941
where they are, my God.
1072
01:09:12,976 --> 01:09:14,219
- Find them, Amy.
1073
01:09:14,253 --> 01:09:17,325
- I can't, I can't.
- Okay, shh, shh, shh!
1074
01:09:18,982 --> 01:09:20,294
Get in the car, right now.
1075
01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:21,812
- Don't hit me.
1076
01:09:21,847 --> 01:09:25,747
- Maybe if you don't
get in the fucking car--
1077
01:09:25,782 --> 01:09:26,817
All right, all right, all right,
1078
01:09:26,852 --> 01:09:28,025
all right, all right,
all right, all right.
1079
01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:29,993
- Oh my God, oh my God!
1080
01:09:30,027 --> 01:09:31,201
- Get the fucking
hood up right now!
1081
01:09:31,236 --> 01:09:32,582
- It won't go
up, it won't go--
1082
01:09:32,616 --> 01:09:33,790
- Pull up the hood!
1083
01:09:33,824 --> 01:09:36,689
- Keys, keys, keys, keys, keys!
1084
01:09:37,690 --> 01:09:39,002
- Oh, no, oh
my God, oh my God.
1085
01:09:41,694 --> 01:09:43,248
Let us go!
1086
01:09:43,282 --> 01:09:44,214
Don't!
1087
01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:48,701
- Gimme the
keys, gimme the keys!
1088
01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:51,083
- Oh my God.
- What the fuck?
1089
01:09:52,429 --> 01:09:54,949
- I think
I found your keys.
1090
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,503
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Now what, now what?
1091
01:09:57,538 --> 01:09:59,022
- You know what I'm gonna do?
1092
01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:00,437
You run, okay?
1093
01:10:00,472 --> 01:10:01,645
I'm gonna fucking
1094
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,853
and you're gonna
run, are you ready?
1095
01:10:02,888 --> 01:10:04,476
I'm not kidding, you have
to run your ass off, ready?
1096
01:10:04,510 --> 01:10:05,856
Okay, ready?
- What, are you crazy?
1097
01:10:05,891 --> 01:10:07,479
- Yes, one, two.
1098
01:10:08,756 --> 01:10:11,137
Come on, Amy, come on!
1099
01:10:11,172 --> 01:10:13,588
Come on, come on, Amy, hurry.
1100
01:10:15,487 --> 01:10:19,629
Come on, push, push.
1101
01:10:22,597 --> 01:10:23,598
Amy come on!
1102
01:10:28,776 --> 01:10:29,811
Amy come on!
1103
01:10:39,718 --> 01:10:41,167
Run, we have to run!
1104
01:10:41,202 --> 01:10:43,204
Come on, run, run!
1105
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,550
Go, go, go, run!
1106
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:51,661
Shit!
1107
01:10:54,388 --> 01:10:56,700
Get up, Amy, get up, get up!
1108
01:10:59,807 --> 01:11:01,049
Fuck you!
1109
01:11:04,467 --> 01:11:08,436
Amy, oh, fuck.
1110
01:11:10,231 --> 01:11:13,027
- Oh, hammer time.
1111
01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:15,719
Bash it, break it down.
1112
01:11:26,523 --> 01:11:28,318
- Don't you dare.
1113
01:11:28,353 --> 01:11:29,526
- Sure, what?
1114
01:11:29,561 --> 01:11:33,185
- Don't you dare
do anything to Pat.
1115
01:11:33,219 --> 01:11:34,600
- What are you talking about?
1116
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,326
I take no prisoners.
1117
01:11:36,361 --> 01:11:37,534
- I'm serious.
1118
01:11:38,397 --> 01:11:40,019
- Look, it's just a story.
1119
01:11:40,054 --> 01:11:41,297
- I don't care!
1120
01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:43,954
That's my sister!
1121
01:11:43,989 --> 01:11:45,301
- Okay, I won't.
1122
01:11:47,199 --> 01:11:48,200
- You swear?
1123
01:11:49,822 --> 01:11:54,171
- Okay, I promise
I won't kill your sister.
1124
01:12:05,528 --> 01:12:08,669
So, we're right back
where we started.
1125
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,127
Ooh, you're shot.
1126
01:12:19,162 --> 01:12:19,990
- Go to hell.
1127
01:12:20,025 --> 01:12:21,682
- Language.
1128
01:12:22,855 --> 01:12:24,926
You're the last.
1129
01:12:24,961 --> 01:12:28,240
Are you gonna go easy, or
are you gonna make this hard?
1130
01:12:28,274 --> 01:12:30,656
- Why are you doing this?
1131
01:12:30,691 --> 01:12:32,624
- This is real life.
1132
01:12:32,658 --> 01:12:34,729
There's no sense in any of this.
1133
01:12:34,764 --> 01:12:37,180
It's just the way it is.
1134
01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:39,147
Fucked up, huh?
1135
01:12:39,182 --> 01:12:41,115
- Please tell me why
you're doing this.
1136
01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:44,808
- Jesus, everybody's
always gotta know why.
1137
01:12:44,843 --> 01:12:46,741
It's embarrassing,
1138
01:12:46,776 --> 01:12:49,123
and you wouldn't believe
me if I told you.
1139
01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:50,469
Ow, biting!
1140
01:12:50,504 --> 01:12:52,126
Oh!
1141
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,714
No fair.
1142
01:13:09,557 --> 01:13:11,317
- Die, you piece of--
1143
01:13:25,021 --> 01:13:27,264
- Woo-hoo!
1144
01:13:27,299 --> 01:13:28,542
- Thank you, thank you.
1145
01:13:28,576 --> 01:13:30,682
- Wow, so it
was you the whole time.
1146
01:13:30,716 --> 01:13:31,890
- Yeah.
- Nice.
1147
01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:35,307
Oh.
1148
01:13:35,341 --> 01:13:36,998
Wow, this doesn't--
1149
01:13:37,033 --> 01:13:38,655
- Doesn't look right.
1150
01:13:38,690 --> 01:13:40,864
- Yeah, it's really quiet.
1151
01:13:42,521 --> 01:13:45,455
- Maybe they're at
the lake, hiking.
1152
01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:47,008
- Oh, my friends?
1153
01:13:47,043 --> 01:13:50,529
No, no, see, they're permanently
tethered to a beer cooler.
1154
01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:54,360
They're like good for
20 feet off shore, max.
1155
01:13:55,707 --> 01:13:57,916
They don't really swim either,
they kinda flop around.
1156
01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:04,301
- What was that?
1157
01:14:04,336 --> 01:14:05,579
- I don't know.
1158
01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,824
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
1159
01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:11,585
- Look, this doesn't feel right.
1160
01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:13,241
I think we should drive
back down the road
1161
01:14:13,276 --> 01:14:16,037
until we get a phone signal,
call someone for some help.
1162
01:14:16,072 --> 01:14:17,798
- No, no, those are
my friends in there
1163
01:14:17,832 --> 01:14:19,662
and what if something
bad has happened to them?
1164
01:14:19,696 --> 01:14:23,217
- Linda, I'm many
things, but I'm no hero.
1165
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,841
- God.
1166
01:14:26,876 --> 01:14:28,671
- No, no, no, no.
1167
01:14:28,705 --> 01:14:30,293
I'm gonna go investigate.
1168
01:14:30,327 --> 01:14:31,259
- Yeah, let's go.
1169
01:14:31,294 --> 01:14:32,882
- No, I'm gonna go investigate
1170
01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:34,642
under the condition
that you wait here
1171
01:14:34,677 --> 01:14:37,749
and you do not follow
until I tell you it's safe.
1172
01:14:37,783 --> 01:14:39,992
- Oh no, you do not
leave me in this car.
1173
01:14:40,027 --> 01:14:41,235
- Look, Your Highness,
1174
01:14:41,269 --> 01:14:43,340
you're gonna do what
I tell you to do
1175
01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:47,448
or I'm gonna drive us both
out of here right now.
1176
01:14:48,553 --> 01:14:49,657
- Okay, okay.
1177
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,348
- What?
1178
01:14:58,045 --> 01:14:59,287
You're a loony.
1179
01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:01,600
- Be careful.
1180
01:15:02,912 --> 01:15:03,740
- Yeah.
1181
01:15:55,067 --> 01:15:56,586
Oh, God.
1182
01:15:56,621 --> 01:15:57,760
Oh, fuck this.
1183
01:16:20,886 --> 01:16:21,715
Aaron?
1184
01:16:22,888 --> 01:16:24,338
Aaron?
1185
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:25,201
Fuck.
1186
01:16:26,409 --> 01:16:27,237
Fuck.
1187
01:16:29,895 --> 01:16:31,172
Goddammit.
1188
01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:45,601
Aaron?
1189
01:16:47,326 --> 01:16:48,155
Aaron?
1190
01:16:51,468 --> 01:16:55,472
I swear to God, Aaron,
if you don't answer me...
1191
01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:03,584
- Run!
1192
01:17:19,945 --> 01:17:20,774
Patricia.
1193
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:29,575
- What the?
1194
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,027
Uh-oh.
1195
01:17:38,723 --> 01:17:39,585
Surprise.
1196
01:17:41,415 --> 01:17:44,521
Told you I wouldn't
kill your sister.
1197
01:17:46,765 --> 01:17:50,182
Really,
Linda, I have to say,
1198
01:17:50,217 --> 01:17:51,908
I'm very disappointed in you.
1199
01:17:51,943 --> 01:17:55,187
I had you pegged as a fighter.
1200
01:17:55,222 --> 01:17:58,570
Maybe it's better
that you folded early.
1201
01:18:00,434 --> 01:18:02,194
'Cause I'm exhausted.
1202
01:18:04,058 --> 01:18:07,234
Getting you out here
was a real chore.
1203
01:18:08,235 --> 01:18:09,650
Constant nagging.
1204
01:18:10,893 --> 01:18:12,515
Day in and day out.
1205
01:18:16,174 --> 01:18:18,935
Like fingernails
on a chalkboard.
1206
01:18:36,608 --> 01:18:38,679
Wanna see something cool?
1207
01:18:42,131 --> 01:18:43,719
This is my passion.
1208
01:18:45,099 --> 01:18:49,379
It's sort of a spin-art
scrapbook of my greatest hits.
1209
01:18:52,831 --> 01:18:53,763
Here's Jon,
1210
01:18:56,214 --> 01:18:57,042
Amy,
1211
01:19:01,012 --> 01:19:02,289
Frank, and Ken.
1212
01:19:05,464 --> 01:19:06,776
Here's Jen, Roy,
1213
01:19:08,364 --> 01:19:09,227
oh, look,
1214
01:19:11,229 --> 01:19:14,094
here's a little of
your handy work.
1215
01:19:14,128 --> 01:19:15,129
It's your sister, Pat.
1216
01:19:15,164 --> 01:19:16,096
- Fuck you!
1217
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,859
- You know, I do like you,
1218
01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:23,275
as much as I can like anyone.
1219
01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:24,760
I know I'm a nut.
1220
01:19:25,864 --> 01:19:27,763
There's really nothing
I can do about it
1221
01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:30,006
short of the death penalty.
1222
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:36,772
Hm.
1223
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,018
You know, if this had
been in one of my stories,
1224
01:19:42,053 --> 01:19:43,813
you'd be laughing
out loud, right?
1225
01:19:43,848 --> 01:19:46,609
Someone getting cut with a
knife full of buttercream?
1226
01:19:48,093 --> 01:19:48,887
- Hey.
1227
01:19:52,753 --> 01:19:54,168
Baby.
- Oh my God.
1228
01:19:55,998 --> 01:19:57,171
Oh my God.
- You all right?
1229
01:19:57,206 --> 01:19:58,724
- Yeah.
1230
01:19:58,759 --> 01:20:01,106
Thought I was dead.
1231
01:20:01,141 --> 01:20:02,590
Get those untied.
1232
01:20:04,523 --> 01:20:09,149
- Hey, it's okay.
1233
01:20:09,183 --> 01:20:12,324
Nobody kills my girl,
all right?
1234
01:20:13,670 --> 01:20:16,846
- I think this makes up for
everything you've ever done.
1235
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:30,860
- I think you broke my jaw.
1236
01:20:30,895 --> 01:20:31,999
- Let's double check.
1237
01:20:40,180 --> 01:20:43,390
Enjoy your birthday cake,
Dumbfuck, it's your last.
1238
01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:44,322
- Fuck you!
1239
01:20:45,668 --> 01:20:46,496
Fuck!
1240
01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:48,498
Is he?
1241
01:20:48,533 --> 01:20:50,707
- Yeah, I believe so.
1242
01:20:50,742 --> 01:20:52,468
I'm sorry for everything.
1243
01:20:52,502 --> 01:20:53,745
I love you, you
know that, right?
1244
01:20:53,779 --> 01:20:55,367
- I love you too,
I love you so much.
1245
01:20:55,402 --> 01:20:56,575
- Things are gonna be different.
1246
01:20:56,610 --> 01:20:58,163
- Oh, no, let's not talk
about that right now, okay?
1247
01:20:58,198 --> 01:20:59,475
Let's just get the
fuck out of here.
1248
01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:00,648
- Yeah.
1249
01:21:04,342 --> 01:21:05,757
- What the?
1250
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:08,725
Oh my God.
1251
01:21:10,244 --> 01:21:13,040
Oh my God, Kyle,
what's happening?
1252
01:21:14,386 --> 01:21:16,216
Oh my God, Kyle?
1253
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,149
Kyle, what's happening?
1254
01:21:19,012 --> 01:21:20,358
Oh my God!
1255
01:21:33,302 --> 01:21:34,234
- You know,
1256
01:21:37,168 --> 01:21:40,757
you were really the
only one I ever wanted.
1257
01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:45,935
But when you were a
no-show, I had to improvise.
1258
01:21:56,049 --> 01:22:01,054
And I live happily, ever...
1259
01:22:04,022 --> 01:22:04,850
After.
1260
01:22:31,567 --> 01:22:32,395
Hm,
1261
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,710
the neighbors are so quiet.
1262
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,229
Hope they're okay.
1263
01:22:48,515 --> 01:22:49,343
Zzzz!
1264
01:22:56,764 --> 01:22:59,871
Is it all right if I
keep this, as a memento?
1265
01:22:59,905 --> 01:23:00,734
Thanks.
1266
01:23:05,325 --> 01:23:06,153
You know,
1267
01:23:07,327 --> 01:23:10,123
I almost feel sorry
for you, dude.
1268
01:23:11,814 --> 01:23:16,267
You're not gonna be around
to enjoy the peace and quiet.
1269
01:23:16,301 --> 01:23:18,786
Dad would be so proud.
1270
01:23:29,314 --> 01:23:30,833
- You!
1271
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,353
It's always you.
1272
01:23:34,285 --> 01:23:37,667
You!
1273
01:23:37,702 --> 01:23:39,497
It's always you.
1274
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,328
It's always you.
1275
01:23:45,089 --> 01:23:47,194
It's always gonna be you.
1276
01:23:53,131 --> 01:23:54,822
- This really hurts.
1277
01:24:00,897 --> 01:24:02,658
I hope that doesn't stain.
1278
01:24:02,692 --> 01:24:04,246
- Look
at the mess you made!
1279
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:05,799
The mess you made!
1280
01:24:06,938 --> 01:24:08,595
More work for Mommy!
1281
01:24:09,803 --> 01:24:11,874
More work for Mommy!
1282
01:24:11,908 --> 01:24:13,324
- Mother!
1283
01:24:46,426 --> 01:24:47,944
♪ He puts the saw
right in his head ♪
1284
01:24:47,979 --> 01:24:49,739
♪ If he starts to pull,
it tears the skin ♪
1285
01:24:49,774 --> 01:24:51,672
♪ Now he's cuttin' through
the brain and bone ♪
1286
01:24:51,707 --> 01:24:53,571
♪ And the body starts
separating more ♪
1287
01:24:53,605 --> 01:24:55,366
♪ And the brain is
slimy and slippin' out ♪
1288
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,299
♪ And the blood is
squirtin' all about ♪
1289
01:24:57,333 --> 01:24:59,335
♪ Because ooh, baby
1290
01:24:59,370 --> 01:25:02,718
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1291
01:25:02,752 --> 01:25:06,170
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1292
01:25:06,204 --> 01:25:08,068
♪ And he's killin'
1293
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:13,108
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1294
01:25:13,936 --> 01:25:15,627
♪ And he's killin'
1295
01:25:15,662 --> 01:25:20,667
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1296
01:25:21,392 --> 01:25:23,463
♪ Well he's tellin' her a story
♪ how he's killin' her friends
1297
01:25:23,497 --> 01:25:25,154
♪ And her stomach turns
even though it's pretend ♪
1298
01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:27,018
♪ You got Jon, Frank,
Roy, Amy, Pat, ♪
1299
01:25:27,052 --> 01:25:28,813
♪ And boom, can't
forget Jenny and Ken ♪
1300
01:25:28,847 --> 01:25:30,884
♪ She asks can he be so sick
1301
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:32,851
♪ And he tells her a story
of his childhood flick ♪
1302
01:25:32,886 --> 01:25:34,612
♪ She listens but doesn't
really take a care ♪
1303
01:25:34,646 --> 01:25:36,338
♪ And he goes back to
killin' everywhere ♪
1304
01:25:36,372 --> 01:25:38,236
♪ Because ooh, baby
1305
01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:41,688
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1306
01:25:41,722 --> 01:25:45,278
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1307
01:25:45,312 --> 01:25:47,072
♪ And he's killin'
1308
01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:52,112
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1309
01:25:53,631 --> 01:25:57,876
♪ And he's killin' like
he's never killed before ♪
1310
01:26:00,396 --> 01:26:02,364
♪ Well he's telling her how
he's gonna crush their skulls ♪
1311
01:26:02,398 --> 01:26:04,159
♪ And bash their brains
1312
01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:05,919
♪ And he throws 'em
in a bleepin' hole ♪
1313
01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:07,921
♪ Then feeds them
to a crocodile ♪
1314
01:26:07,955 --> 01:26:09,681
♪ When he's finished with
this beautiful work ♪
1315
01:26:09,716 --> 01:26:11,821
♪ He's gonna run out
into the sun because ♪
1316
01:26:11,856 --> 01:26:13,582
♪ Ooh, baby
1317
01:26:13,616 --> 01:26:16,895
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1318
01:26:16,930 --> 01:26:20,451
♪ Yes, a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1319
01:26:20,485 --> 01:26:22,384
♪ And he's killin'
1320
01:26:22,418 --> 01:26:27,423
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1321
01:26:28,217 --> 01:26:29,736
♪ And he's killin'
1322
01:26:29,770 --> 01:26:34,948
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1323
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:37,502
♪ Now the story ain't
over, it's just begun ♪
1324
01:26:37,537 --> 01:26:39,435
♪ And here's where it
gets real, real fun ♪
1325
01:26:39,470 --> 01:26:41,265
♪ Now that all her
friends are dead ♪
1326
01:26:41,299 --> 01:26:43,232
♪ She's the only one left
without losin' a head ♪
1327
01:26:43,267 --> 01:26:45,130
♪ She's gone so far and
she's had her doubts ♪
1328
01:26:45,165 --> 01:26:47,305
♪ And now she's gonna see
what he's all about 'cause ♪
1329
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:49,342
♪ Ooh, little sad
1330
01:26:59,421 --> 01:27:03,252
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1331
01:27:03,287 --> 01:27:06,911
♪ He's a maniac,
maniac, maniac, maniac ♪
1332
01:27:06,945 --> 01:27:08,878
♪ And he's killin'
1333
01:27:08,913 --> 01:27:13,918
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1334
01:27:14,746 --> 01:27:16,058
♪ And he's killin'
1335
01:27:16,092 --> 01:27:20,096
♪ Like he's never
killed before ♪
1335
01:27:21,305 --> 01:28:21,900
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