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Okay, this is it, everyone.
We're here to have some fun! Come on!
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LANDO: Welcome aboard the Halcyon,
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the most luxurious star cruiserin the galaxy.
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I'm Lando Calrissian, newly-appointedambassador of the Chandrila Star Line,
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where your journey is our privilege.
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Hey, look, guys! It's Lando! Hey, Lando!
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That's a holo-vid, Finn.
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Isn't it great?
No Stormtroopers. No TIE Fighters.
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No threat of galactic annihilation.
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It'll be an adventure.
A vacation adventure!
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It's a nice idea, buddy, but...
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Do heroes even take vacations?
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Just look at
all these activities. (LAUGHS)
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Poe, you love your activities, buddy.
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I do. I do love activities.
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Okay, first we take a private bridge tour,
followed by a holo-sabacc tournament,
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then a quick bite
in the Crown of Corellia Dining Room.
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But eat fast, because after that,
it's a brisk walk around the sun deck.
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Poe, it's a vacation.
When do we, you know, relax?
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I can schedule
five minutes of relaxing time
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in between shuffleboard and
the engineering room experience.
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-"Engineering room experience"?
-(GRUNTS)
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That's the spirit, Poe.
And here, to catch some rays, Rey.
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Hmm.
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I could use a little R and R and R.
Rest, relaxation, and reading.
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Relaxing. With a Jedi text?
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You relax your way, I relax mine.
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(SLURPING)
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-Mmm. This is pretty nice.
-They even have a spa.
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Oil baths for everyone.
Finally, we are on holiday.
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-It's not that kind of holiday.
-Let it go.
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Yeah, but it's... Letting it go.
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See? It's gonna be great. We need this.
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Especially since it's the last time
we'll all be together.
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Anyway, uh, I'll go check us in.
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Okay, people, time's wasting.
Let's get a move on.
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Where are you going?
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REY: To the sun deck.
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I'd try to talk you out of it,
but we're already behind schedule.
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Okay, Rose and Rey, you're on deck seven,
room three-o-one...
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Rey? Rose? Where'd everyone go?
Whole point was to do this all together.
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Attention, passengers.The Halcyon is now departing Chandrila.
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You're about to go on a vacationunlike any you've experienced.
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Strap in, baby.
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Hello, I am BV-RJ, human-cyborg libations.
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May I offer you a beverage?
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What do you recommend for someone
whose friends ditched him?
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BV-RJ: Better friends?
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I have just the drink. The Yerdua drop.
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This trip sure isn't going like I'd hoped.
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MAN: They rarely do.
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Right? I, uh... Whoa! What is in this?
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Who are you?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hello, there.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi?
From the Battle of Geonosis?
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And the attack on Felucia?
And the Siege of Ryloth?
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And... I'm kind of a Clone Wars expert.
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It is an honor, sir. General.
Sir General. General Kenobi.
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No need to stand on ceremony, young Finn.
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Call me Obi-Wan.
We're on vacation after all.
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Rey once told me that past Jedi may
appear to help guide us in times of need.
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Is that why you're here?
What is it? Is it another Death Star?
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A Second Order? Is the Emperor
coming back again... again?
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No, I sensed a Jedi in need of counsel.
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Oh. Uh...
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Rey's somewhere on the ship.
But I'm not sure where.
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I'm talking about you.
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Me? Oh, I'm good. Ha!
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My friends are gone, but I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
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Finn.
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Okay, I'm not good.
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My friends are gone and I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
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It is a vacation, Finn.
They're enjoying themselves.
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You must learn to enjoy yourself.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What do you know about vacations?
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You're telling me the great
Obi-Wan Kenobi took a vacation? Ha!
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Well, from a certain point of view.
It was back on Tatooine.
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(JAWAS LAUGHING)
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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CHATTER STOPS)
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(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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Ooh! You look like you came out on the
losing end of a Bantha-milking contest.
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You don't know the half of it.
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Cup of caf?
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-(SPITS)
-(GASPS)
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Jawa Juice. Lots of ice.
And if anyone asks,
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I've been here all day.
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STORMTROOPER: There she is.
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Show us your identification, Rebel spy.
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Me? Oh, I'm no spy.
I'm on vacation with my husband.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Vacation? In Mos Eisley?
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Mos definitely.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Hmm. Identification.
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Oh. Identification. Where would I...
Dank farrik.
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Honey, did I leave our identification
at the Great Pit of Carkoon?
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Which, by the way,
is at best just an okay pit.
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I'd stay out of it.
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She'd forget her own head
if it weren't already snapped on.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Identification. Now.
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You don't need to see her identification.
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STORMTROOPER 1:
We don't need to see her identification.
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She's not the spy you're looking for.
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STORMTROOPER 2:
She's not the spy we're looking for.
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She will enjoy her trip.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Enjoy your trip.
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-Whoa. Thank you.
-Ben. My pleasure.
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Sorry I can't stay and chat, Ben.
I'm kind of in a rush.
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Seriously, don't get involved.
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Wait, uh, Miss...
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Valeria. Colvett Valeria.
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Perhaps you could use
some assistance on your spy mission.
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Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
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And your secret is safe with me, Jedi.
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So, are you coming or what?
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My Rebel cell intercepted
a shipment of coaxium,
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but we were ambushed in Hutt Space.
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Now Jabba is selling it
back to the Empire.
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It's all going down at
Jabba's annual birthday barbecue,
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the one day a year
he opens his palace to everyone.
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Clever. Doing the deal in plain sight
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eliminates the fear
of a double-cross by either side.
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Hmm. They won't feel so clever
after we steal it back.
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What's your plan?
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-Play it cool.
-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Just a married couple on vacation
having fun at a birthday barbecue.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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I'll look for the coaxium, you keep watch.
And try to blend in.
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Right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
Here I am, blending in.
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Ben, haven't you ever been to a party?
Or just relaxed?
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Have some food. Mingle.
Maybe you'll overhear something useful.
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Hmm, that's a... Mingle.
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(CACKLING)
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How'd the mingling go?
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I moved on to eating.
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Have you located the coaxium?
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I think so. But it's surrounded by
those Imperials and Jabba's goons.
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Somehow, I have to get to it
without them noticing.
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-Well, that sounds rather difficult.
-You don't know the half of it.
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Turns out, I've had run-ins
with some of these folks in the past.
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Them, and them, and them.
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So, pretty much everyone but that Jawa.
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Oh, no, him too.
I need to create a diversion.
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And how exactly are you going to do that?
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Oh, I'm not. You are.
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Gamorrean Girls in the key of D.
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You're going to sing.
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-Me? Sing?
-Uh-huh.
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-No, no, no. I don't sing. Sing?
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(SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
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-Uh...
-(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)
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(SINGING) From the sands of Tatooine
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To the hills of Canto Bight?
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Come on, Ben. You gotta sell it.
Use the Force... of your personality.
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Yes, um...
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(SINGING) Gamorrean guysget out on the floor
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It's time to get downAnd go wild like a boar
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guysMove...
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There you go. Keep it up.
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
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Fly like a shipthrough the star-filled skies
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Gamorrean guys and Gamorrean girls
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Moving like you're groovingTill you're out of this world
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OBI-WAN: (LAUGHS) Yes!
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Rodians to the floor! Come on, Rodians!
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Now the Jawas to the floor!
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JAWA: Utini!
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
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Utini indeedy.
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Stormtroopers, report to your post.
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STORMTROOPER 1:
Hey. It's the guy from the cantina.
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The dance floor is now your postWhat, what
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The dance floor is now your postHa, ha!
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Yeah! Let me hear the Outer Rim scream!
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-(CROWD CHEERS)
-A twin sun scream!
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Shall we proceed with the exchange?
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The Empire is willing to
compensate you for this coaxium
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in a way that will make
a fine birthday gift.
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Oh, Bounty hunters, Imperials,
you can't hide either!
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He's right. I can't hide... my moves!
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(LAUGHS)
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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-I don't dance.
-(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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Fine. But only because it's your birthday.
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(SINGING) Go, Jabba! Go, Jabba!
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To the dance floor! Shake that tail!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(ROARS)
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When I say, "Nee Jabba,"
you say, "Nobata."
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-Nee Jabba.-Nobata!
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-Nee Jabba!-Nobata!
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Psst! Ben! Ben! I got it!
Let's get out of here!
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What? (LAUGHS) My wife, everyone. Yes!
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We're a married couple
having fun on vacation!
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-(ALL WHOOPING)
-MAN: They make a lovely couple.
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-MAN 2: Yeah, you are!
-Wrap it up.
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(LAUGHS)
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-Thank you! Thank you, all!
-(CROWD GASPS)
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh-oh.
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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We need to go right now.
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(JABBA YELLS IN HUTTESE)
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-Huh? (CACKLES)
-(ALARM BLARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ROARS)
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(GASPS)
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Halt, you Rebel scu...
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-(SCREAMS)
-(ROARING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(STORMTROOPERS GASP)
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Thanks, Ben.
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It appears we'll need
a new form of transport.
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There! Jabba's birthday skiff!
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Next stop, Mos Eisley Spaceport.
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-A wretched hive of scum and villainy!
-(LASERS FIRING)
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Go! Go! Go!
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Faster! Faster!
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VALERIA: It's maxed out!
Some birthday present.
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If he hits that coaxium, we're cooked.
Take him out.
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We've lost the cannon.
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(BEEPING)
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VALERIA: Do something, Ben!
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(OBI-WAN GROANS)
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(SNIFFS AND GRUNTS)
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(BOBA GRUMBLING)
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BOBA: They got away. I'm coming back.
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(JABBA SPEAKS HUTTESE)
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BOBA: Yes, fine, I'll pick up more ice!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Well, that's all of it.
You sure you won't come with me?
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The Rebellion needs
all the help we can get.
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Oh, I'm getting too old
for that sort of thing.
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You still got moves, old man.
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And I'm not just talking
about the Jedi stuff.
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Admit it, you had fun back there,
singing and dancing.
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Indeed, I did.
238
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,166
But I have duties here.
239
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,416
Thank you for being
such a great fake husband, Ben.
240
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,958
May the Force be with you, Colvett.
241
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,791
Beggar's Canyon, here I come!
242
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,958
Whoo-hoo!
243
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,625
(SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
244
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,750
From the sands of Tatooineto the hills of Canto Bight
245
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:11,375
So, even on your time off
you just ended up doing Jedi stuff?
246
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,416
I hate to break it to you,
but that was not a vacation.
247
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It was for me.
I had fun in the moment, Finn.
248
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,416
And I advise you to do the same.
249
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:27,041
Because in my experience, one never
knows how long a moment will last.
250
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"Fun in the moment."
251
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,250
Well, that's not gonna happen
if I'm just sitting here.
252
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,125
LANDO: Welcome to our climate simulator,
253
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where you can baskin that warm artificial sun.
254
00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:50,541
But bring plenty of lotion,because the burn is real.
255
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,583
Rey! I finally found you!
You'll never guess what happened!
256
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,541
I was in the lounge by myself,
257
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,666
and then Obi-Wan Kenobi,
like, appeared to me and...
258
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,875
Hey. Does that mean I'm now an official
Jedi or... Rey? Rey?
259
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:14,875
Porgs. So many porgs
looking at me with their big porgy eyes.
260
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,416
(SNORING)
261
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,625
We'll catch up later. It's cool.
262
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:28,958
We are now approaching Scarif,our first port of call.
263
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,083
The newly restored beachesare the perfect place
264
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,541
for your friends and familyto hang out and hang ten.
265
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,791
Complimentary shuttlesdepart in two minutes.
266
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,125
C-3PO: Master Finn!
267
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,750
Threepio! Where you been?
268
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,666
C-3PO: Receiving the most glorious
oil bath.
269
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,666
I had carbon scoring in ports
I didn't even know I had.
270
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,958
Have you seen the others?
271
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:54,125
-Finn! There you are.
-Hey! I was just looking for everyone.
272
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,750
-Where's Poe?
-We had to ditch him.
273
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,125
(GRUNTS)
274
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,125
He's been running us ragged
with his nonstop activities.
275
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,666
He even booked a tour of the trash
compactor. The trash compactor!
276
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,000
Hurry. Yeah, we gotta hide, before he...
277
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,416
POE: There you all are!
278
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,125
... He finds us.
279
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,291
POE: Pardon me, excuse me.
Sorry about that.
280
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,916
Make way for the general, right?
281
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,500
Seriously, please move. Excuse me.
282
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,750
Guys, you bailed on the
Taste Around the Galaxy dining experience.
283
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,916
Rose, Chewie, you're gonna love
these galactic cream puffs.
284
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,083
Scatter! He can't get us all.
285
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,083
C-3PO: Wait for us!
286
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,041
LANDO: Shuttles are now departing.
287
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,458
Go have more fun!
288
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:34,125
Hey, hey! Whoa! It's okay.
I don't care what we do,
289
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,750
I just want to do it together.
290
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,083
Let's get out of here.
291
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,291
(GRUNTS)
292
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,500
(SIGHS) "Have fun in the moment, Finn."
293
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:04,625
And here I am, in the moment,
having fun. Alone.
294
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,000
(SIGHS)
295
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,458
(MAN BREATHING DEEPLY)
296
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,375
Who are you?
297
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,083
Anakin Skywalker.
298
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:25,375
Anakin Skywalker.
This day just gets weirder and weirder.
299
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,541
Let me guess, you sensed a Jedi in
trouble and wanna help.
300
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,958
That's why the SkyGuy is here,
to get in with Finn.
301
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,750
So, what's up?
302
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,208
I planned a trip
to hang out with my friends,
303
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,500
but from the moment we took off,
everything went wrong.
304
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,750
First, I lose them, then I find them,
then I lose them again,
305
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:45,583
and Obi-Wan Kenobi says
I have to have fun in the moment,
306
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,833
but here I am alone. Again.
307
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,333
Uh, hold up. Obi-Wan said, "Have fun"?
308
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,083
(LAUGHS)
309
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,708
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
310
00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:00,166
Uh-huh. But I can't even do that.
311
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,583
(GROANS)
312
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,041
Sand, right? It gets everywhere.
313
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,166
(SIGHS) What was I thinking?
Maybe Rose was right.
314
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,875
Heroes don't take vacations.
Evil sure doesn't.
315
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,333
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
316
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,625
You sure about that?
317
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,500
Right now, I'm not sure
about anything, okay?
318
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,083
Except I have sand
in places sand shouldn't be.
319
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:23,000
All right. Finn, we gotta put those
emotions in carbonite and chill, man.
320
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,541
What if I told you
evil does take a vacation.
321
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,666
In fact, I knew this guy who was,
like, the worst of the worst.
322
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,583
And even he took one.
323
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,166
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
324
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,708
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
325
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:46,375
-DARTH VADER: Happy Empire Day!
-Meh.
326
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,916
But this is a celebration
of the order we brought to the galaxy.
327
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,458
-Uh, "We"?
-(SIGHS) You.
328
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:58,000
Sure, it's a celebration.
For them. Down there having fun,
329
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:02,750
shaking their stupid sparklers,
stuffing their faces with ronto wraps.
330
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,875
(YELLS) I want to zap each
and every last one of you!
331
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,416
(ALL CHEERING)
332
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:16,166
(SIGHS) But what do I get?
The same thing every day.
333
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,750
Wake up, have a light breakfast,
and then, nothing.
334
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,583
No Jedi, nothing left to conquer,
nothing to do.
335
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:29,750
Just endless bureaucratic nonsense.
I'm lucky if I even get my zaps in.
336
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:35,083
(GASPS) Oh, look, the Senate is squabbling
over taxation of outlying trade routes.
337
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,708
-What else is new?
-(MAN GROANS)
338
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,958
You know the drill.
Smash it, squash it, crush it.
339
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,541
Now, off you go, Tommy Two-Horns.
340
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,625
(SCREAMS)
341
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:48,708
You know, sometimes, I wish
I could just leave all of this behind.
342
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:52,833
No one to bother you.
Not a care in the galaxy.
343
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,500
DARTH VADER: Not a care in the galaxy.
344
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,625
That's it!
We're going to get you away from it all.
345
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,416
And I know just the place.
346
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,583
(HUMMING EMPIRE THEME)
347
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:13,458
What did I tell you? Scarif has
the nicest beaches in the galaxy.
348
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,541
Meh.
349
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:18,375
DARTH VADER: Ah.
Perfect spot to enjoy paradise.
350
00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:22,500
Yeah, the helmet and armor
really scream "paradise."
351
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:29,416
Get rubbing. Rubbity, rubbity. And don't
forget my shoulders. They really burn.
352
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,750
(SIGHS)
353
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,500
(LOTION SQUELCHES)
354
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:39,666
Look, nothing but empty beach. No one to
bother you, no demands on your time.
355
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,750
-It's so...
-Boring.
356
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,708
(DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,375
Hey, that sounds... not boring.
358
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,208
VIC: All right, put downthose lightsabers, it's time to
359
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:54,250
Force your way onto the dance floor!'Cause of, you know, the Force.
360
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,416
Here we go!
361
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:59,708
(SINGING) Come on out in the sun nowCome on out and have fun now
362
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,083
Fly over to a placeIn space
363
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,500
So far, far away
364
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,333
Ugh. Out of my way. You! Gah!
365
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,750
Get out. Ow!
Do you have any idea who I am?
366
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,333
I ought to zippity-zap that smile
right off their face.
367
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:23,333
You know, I thought you said the beach
was empty. It's fully operational.
368
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:27,000
Ugh. Good thing we got away
from crowded Coruscant.
369
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:28,916
(CONTINUES SINGING)
370
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,916
Oh, look, even more singing and dancing.
371
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,666
Some Empire Day this turned out to be.
372
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,583
We traveled halfway
across the galaxy for this?
373
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,291
Well, I blame myself, really.
374
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,125
You think I'd learn
not to put you in charge of anything.
375
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:45,791
Ugh. Smells like a beached
Mon Calamari out here.
376
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,708
That does it! I did this for you!
377
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:53,625
You think I want to be out in this sun?
It's like a swamp in this armor!
378
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:57,333
-You were right. Let's go home.
-Fine.
379
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:02,125
-Gonna be a long trip.
-Especially the way you fly.
380
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,583
-Gonna blow up the beach
-(CROWD CHEERING)
381
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,875
We're Vic Vankoh and the Bith Boys.
382
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:11,541
Now, who's ready for the big
beach game competition?
383
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,333
(SCOFFS) Not me.
384
00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:18,708
The winners receive two passes
to our All-You-Can-Scarif-Down buffet!
385
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,750
-DARTH VADER: Ooh!
-Oh, big deal.
386
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,500
-And will be declared Rulers Of The Beach!
-(GASPS)
387
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:33,541
Ruler? Lord Vader, prepare for battle.
388
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,916
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
389
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:42,000
I'm open, I'm open.
Over here. Oh, oh, oh! Pass it to me.
390
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:48,041
Ha! Up top. Down low.
On the flip side. (FARTS)
391
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,416
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
392
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,708
(HUMMING INCREDULOUSLY) Hmm?
393
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,750
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
394
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,416
(LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS)
395
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,416
Everybody, limbo!
396
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,333
(GASPS) It burns.
397
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,958
Who's next?
398
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:17,375
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
399
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:24,583
The winners of every single contest
and Rulers of the Beach are...
400
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,708
I never got your names.
401
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:32,958
It's Sheev. Sheev Palpa... Palpa...
Sky... Welker... Junior?
402
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,458
And your friend looks awfully familiar.
403
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,000
(BREATHS HEAVILY)
404
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,875
Who? Him? He's no one.
405
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,916
The Rulers of the Beach!
406
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:49,500
That's right! Ruler of the Beach!
Me! Unlimited power!
407
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,750
(CROWD GRUMBLING)
408
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,625
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
409
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,458
-What is this abomination?
-A participation trophy.
410
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,958
You know, we were going for,
you know, a laidback vibe,
411
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:07,083
'cause here on Scarif, everyone's a ruler.
412
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:12,250
Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic.
If everyone is a ruler, then no one is.
413
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:17,250
And if no one is a ruler,
then you have chaos! Zappity-zappity!
414
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,208
Hey! It's the Emperor!
415
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,666
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
-DARTH VADER: Hey!
416
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,958
Hey! It's Darth Vader!
417
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,583
No time for buffets.
You've got work to do. Lots of work.
418
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,583
Work? But we're on vacation.
419
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:33,666
Ah, that's the thing. This little trip
has made me realize something.
420
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,625
When you do what you love,
every day is a vacation.
421
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:41,250
Now, you're going to build
an Imperial base right here on Scarif.
422
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,500
What's left of this stage
is a perfect place for barracks.
423
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,083
The data vault
will fill in that lovely dune.
424
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:50,541
Oh, and, of course,
we'll put a shield gate over here,
425
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,875
but the master switch way over there.
426
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,375
So, Scarif just went from resort
to Imperial base back to resort.
427
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:05,458
That's a bit of an up-and-back.
But there's an important lesson.
428
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,583
The Emperor was impossible to please?
429
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:10,958
-Well, yeah, but, no.
-Sand and armor don't mix?
430
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,833
-Close.
-Don't give in to the dark side?
431
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:17,583
Eventually. But most importantly,
you gotta find your bliss.
432
00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:18,833
Do what you love.
433
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,541
What do you love to do, Finn?
434
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:21,916
What do I love?
435
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,125
Figure that out,
and you'll be made in the shade.
436
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:31,291
"Do what you love." Wait. Did you just
give me a life lesson from the Emperor?
437
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,000
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
438
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:49,875
"Enjoy your vacation while you can."
"Do what you'd love."
439
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,541
Where are they?
440
00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,291
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
441
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:04,166
At Chandrila Star Line, we want yourexperience to be like my cape collection,
442
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:08,458
ultra-luxurious and always in style.
443
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:13,250
We hope you and yoursare enjoying your vacation together.
444
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,583
Zip it, Lando.
445
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,666
Vacation... Cation together.Ation together.
446
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,375
LEIA: Surprising how hard
that can be sometimes.
447
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,458
FINN: Leia?
448
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,083
That's General Organa to you.
449
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,166
Right, sorry, General.
450
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,750
Finn, I'm teasing. You seem a little lost.
451
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,250
I'm working through some stuff.
452
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:36,250
Like how to have fun in the moment
like Master Kenobi told me.
453
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:39,541
Obi-Wan Kenobi said to have fun?
454
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,750
(LAUGHS)
455
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,708
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
456
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:48,375
And then, Anakin Skywalker
told me to do what I love.
457
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,208
I've spent more time today
with ghosts than my friends.
458
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,791
No offense, General. And I'm starting
to regret even taking this trip.
459
00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:01,875
Finn, we all need to get away
every now and then. I certainly did.
460
00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:06,708
You? The war hero? The Resistance General?
461
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,625
You're those things, too.
462
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,375
Then why am I having such a hard time?
463
00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:15,833
Because sometimes a vacation is about
more than just having fun. A lot more.
464
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:19,000
Let me tell you about a trip
Han and I once took.
465
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,250
We had planned a final family trip
466
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,958
on our way to take our sonto begin his Jedi training.
467
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,750
TOUR DROID: Once a mining colony
during the Imperial era,
468
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:32,000
Mimban is now home to many
historical attractions, including this.
469
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:35,000
The galaxy's fourth largest ball of mud.
470
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,916
This is where Chewie and I first met.
Isn't this great, Ben?
471
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,291
Great? When a bunch of Stormtroopers
threw you in a pit for him to eat you?
472
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,166
-(BELLOWS)
-Yeah. Good times.
473
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,458
(SIGHS)
474
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:52,125
TOUR DROID: Now, please, follow me to see
the galaxy's third largest ball of mud.
475
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,875
Hey, what do you think, pal?
Pretty cool, huh?
476
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:56,958
You want a T-shirt?
477
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:03,958
(SIGHS) No offense, Dad, but when you said
we were gonna make a "fun stop,"
478
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,750
I assumed it would actually be fun.
479
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,416
Who doesn't think this is fun?
480
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:14,041
C-3PO: (GASPING) I'm... I'm stuck!
481
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,000
(R2-D2 BEEPING)
482
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,875
Does Ben realize how lucky he is?
483
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:22,666
I never had family vacations growing up.
Or a family.
484
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,166
Oh, he's getting older, Han.
485
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,166
He doesn't wanna slosh around
in his father's memories.
486
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,458
He wants his own adventures.
487
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,750
His own adventures.
488
00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,791
(C-3PO EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS)
489
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,875
(R2-D2 SCREAMS)
490
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,541
Chewie, set a course for Endor.
491
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:44,958
(BELLOWS)
492
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:49,000
Han, what did I say about not making Ben
slosh around in your memories?
493
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:52,708
I'm not. It's this fancy new resort.
494
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,166
It'll be fun family bonding.
What do you say, Son?
495
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,791
Dad! You know what would be really fun?
496
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,708
If I flew us there.
497
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:07,250
Fly the Falcon?
Uh, maybe someday when you're older.
498
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,583
Oh, you never let me do anything.
499
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,250
You flew at his age.
500
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:20,583
Speeders and swoops.
And I crashed. A lot. He isn't ready.
501
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,416
Is it possible that you're not ready?
502
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:28,083
I'm ready. I'm so ready.
Not ready for what?
503
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,625
To let him go.
504
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:33,625
(BELLOWS)
505
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,375
All right. Endor, here we come.
506
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,916
Not quite what I had in mind.
507
00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,166
But we'll make the best of it.
508
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,083
(SIGHS)
509
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,291
Hey, maybe we can
take a ride together, buddy.
510
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:53,958
(GRUNTS)
511
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:56,708
(SCOFFS) Can't we just go to Uncle Luke's?
512
00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:00,375
Ben's right, Han.
This place is seriously rundown.
513
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:04,583
We prefer the term
"Ewok rustic," Your Highness.
514
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,791
Welcome to the Lake Villages of Endor.
515
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:12,791
I'm Wick Cooper.
Intergalactic bon vivant and proprietor.
516
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:15,666
But, please, call me Mr. Cooper.
517
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,583
And let me say how thrilled we are
518
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:24,250
to have the esteemed Organa-Solos
as our guests. Luxury awaits.
519
00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,125
C-3PO: Oh, my!
520
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458
-And I see you've found Lake Ewok.
-(C-3PO SCREAMS)
521
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,625
-Your eyes okay, kid?
-(GASPS)
522
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,833
You look like you've been staring into
a twin sun solar eclipse.
523
00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:43,916
I... Um...
524
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,708
This is my daughter, Sidero.
Say hello to our guests, princess.
525
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:54,375
Dad, don't call me...
Princess Leia Organa! What an honor.
526
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:57,458
Hi, Sidero. This is Han, and Chewbacca.
527
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,083
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
-Whoa! R2-D2?
528
00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:03,458
And I am C-3PO, human...
529
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,708
You didn't tell me
they were staying with us.
530
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,958
This is so cool!
Oh, and can I have some credits?
531
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,125
I'm meeting Mahlnor
at the Admiral Snack Bar.
532
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:14,625
-It's a... It's a...
-I'm not saying it.
533
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,458
It's a snack! (LAUGHS)
534
00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:22,250
Of course, my little porgie-pie.
Hey, why don't you show Ben the beach?
535
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,958
Uh, me? Go with her?
536
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,750
Whoa! He speaks. Come on, kid.
537
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,583
What about the speeder-bike?
538
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,375
He may have other interests.
539
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,708
Maybe later. Have fun.
540
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:45,291
Now, to the reception desk, milady.
And, my guy.
541
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,125
I can't believe your mom
is the Leia Organa.
542
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:54,375
She is so wizard!
Your life must be so exciting.
543
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,083
Have you flown the Millennium Falcon?
544
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,625
Of course he has. Haven't you, Ben?
545
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,041
Uh, actually...
546
00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:04,375
You ladies see me out there?
I just set a new Lake Ewok speed record.
547
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,416
(SCOFFS) Who's the mouse droid?
548
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,541
Lay off, Rad. This is Ben Solo.
549
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,666
He was just about to tell us what it's
like to fly the Millennium Falcon.
550
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,875
Pff! This little womp rat?
551
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,875
(GLUGS)
552
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,958
He couldn't even reach the controls,
much less fly.
553
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,208
I fly the Falcon all the time.
554
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:26,958
Just because your last name is Solo,
it doesn't mean you're a pilot.
555
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:29,208
Oh, yeah? I'll prove it.
556
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:34,666
Solo? More like "so low."
557
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:40,041
Get it? "So low." Low. 'Cause he's short.
558
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:41,833
(LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY)
559
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,500
So low. So good.
560
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,500
And this the nav computer.
Hyperdrive systems status...
561
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,583
Please, don't sit in my dad's seat.
562
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,375
And you can't touch his dice.
563
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:56,000
(POWERING UP)
564
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,208
And you definitely can't touch the...
565
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,708
-Strap in, moof-milkers!
-...controls!
566
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,666
Oh, yeah!
567
00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:12,083
This is an awfully long walk
to get to the reception desk.
568
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,916
Oh, it's not much further.
569
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,083
I have to say, when I saw your names
on the guest list, I was intrigued.
570
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:22,041
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
571
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:26,250
You're right, Chewie. We haven't
seen one Ewok since we got here.
572
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:29,125
Count your blessings. Ewoks, ugh!
573
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,666
They may seem cute and cuddly,
574
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,875
but they're actually
vicious little monsters.
575
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:38,416
In fact, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about! (YELPS)
576
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,083
Blast it! Oh, you see? Monsters.
577
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,833
But you're not gonna push me
around anymore, you little creeps.
578
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,666
Look who's on my side now.
579
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:48,041
(LAUGHS)
580
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,875
(EWOK GRUNTS)
581
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:57,125
Yeah-huh. That's right. Leia Organa
and Han Solo. Heroes of the Rebellion.
582
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,000
Besties with Wick Cooper.
583
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:02,041
-(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
-Hey, we know these fuzzballs.
584
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,750
(WHOOPING EXCITEDLY)
585
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,375
Wicket? Wicket!
586
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,583
C-3PO: Whoa, whoa!
587
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:17,666
I am once again a golden god.
You may proceed with the worshipping.
588
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,000
What's going on, Wick?
589
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,666
Yeah. I'm starting to think
this isn't the reception desk.
590
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:28,625
I might have had an ulterior motive
bringing you out here.
591
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,166
You know, it seems the locals haven't
been exactly quote-unquote thrilled
592
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,333
with my resort, and, you know,
they're trying to muscle me out.
593
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,291
You know, the ush, throwing rocks,
594
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:41,541
log-rolling the tents,
threatening to eat my guests.
595
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:44,125
So, I thought if someone
of your stature talked to them,
596
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,708
that maybe they would back off.
597
00:35:45,791 --> 00:35:49,500
And now that I see you are all friends...
598
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:55,166
I don't know. Real estate disputes
aren't exactly our area of expertise.
599
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,333
Besides, it was their moon first.
600
00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:01,291
I know, but a guy gets a little unlucky,
makes a bad deal?
601
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,166
Gets out over his skiffs?
602
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,791
-I kind of relate.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh...
603
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:09,750
Your Highness? I hate to be pushy,
but could we move this along?
604
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,541
I hope Ben's vacation
is going better than ours.
605
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,208
(BEN SCREAMING)
606
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,166
Oh, yeah!
607
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,375
Oh, this isn't wizard at all.
I wanna go home.
608
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,041
Do something, Ben.
609
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,208
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
610
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:30,958
WICK: What did he say?
Sorry, I'm not fluent in varmint.
611
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,500
C-3PO: I'm a little rusty
in their dialect,
612
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:37,833
but I believe he called you
a "slimy, sludge-swilling scoundrel."
613
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:38,958
(GASPS)
614
00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:45,458
How dare you, sir? You're the ones who
invite people to a barbecue to eat them.
615
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,250
(SPEAKS EWOKESE)
616
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,500
You're only proving my point!
617
00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:57,833
Good news. Problem solved. The Ewoks
agree to back off on one condition.
618
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:02,083
-Absolutely anything.
-If you go into business together.
619
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,291
I would be happy to bring them on.
620
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,666
Wick and Wicket's.
It has a nice ring to it.
621
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,250
Aah! Fine, yeah, yeah. Wicket and Wick's.
622
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:13,541
Ben.
623
00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:16,375
-What? What's the matter?
-Our son is in trouble.
624
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,083
How do you know?
625
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:19,500
(RUMBLING)
626
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:23,458
I know.
627
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,333
Bring it down, Rad!
628
00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:28,583
I think you said, "Bring it up." Engaging.
629
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:30,625
Whoo!
630
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,208
-Hello?
-Put my son on!
631
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:40,583
-It's for you.
-Ben, are you okay? What was that?
632
00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:43,708
Why did you fly us into an asteroid field?
633
00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:45,000
I didn't mean to!
634
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,958
C-3PO: Asteroid field?
635
00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:50,500
There are no known asteroid fields
around Endor. Must be...
636
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,958
BOTH: Death Star debris.
637
00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,208
HAN: Don't worry.We're gonna get you home safe.
638
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:57,625
-How?
-I don't know.
639
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,916
Han, it's time to let go.
640
00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,958
Ben, you're going to fly the Falcon.
641
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,125
I am?
642
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:11,291
C-3PO: Sir, the chances of a child
successfully navigating a debris field
643
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,333
are approximately 5,738,000 to...
644
00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,291
Never tell my son the odds.
You got this, Ben.
645
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,291
-Out of my way, mouse droid.
-(SHRIEKS)
646
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:26,375
Okay, first, put all powerto the front deflector shields.
647
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,916
Those switches up there.
648
00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,541
And next, you might be able to blastsome of the debris away.
649
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,708
Can you get someone on the laser cannons?
650
00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:35,875
On it.
651
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,250
Okay. Now what?
652
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,708
You're a Solo. Now, you fly.
653
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,375
Mahlnor, you're up!
654
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,291
MAHLNOR: I got it!
655
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,583
Great, kid. Don't get cocky.
656
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,791
SIDERO: Look out, Ben!
657
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,166
(ALL SCREAMING)
658
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:09,875
Yahoo!
659
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:12,166
HAN: I couldn't have done itany better myself.
660
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,791
Are they, uh, definitely okay?
661
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,625
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Absolutely.
662
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,041
Then, could somebody cut me down?
663
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,583
Because the blood is rushing to my head.
664
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,541
(GRUNTS)
665
00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:36,083
C-3PO: Artoo, thank the stars
you are safe.
666
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,458
Oh, cool, a barbecue!
667
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:45,291
Oh, my sweet little girl. (KISSING)
668
00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:51,666
Oh, Daddy is so glad his brave little
porgie-worgie pie is okay.
669
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:56,083
-Dad, everyone's watching.
-I don't care.
670
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,375
(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
671
00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,625
Thanks, Chewie. (LAUGHS)
672
00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:08,250
Ben! You were amazing up there
with the lasers, and the blasting.
673
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,500
And the turning in the... Oh, my gosh.
674
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,250
Oh, it was nothing.
675
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,458
See you around, Ben.
676
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:17,041
-(LAUGHING)
-(R2-D2 WHISTLES)
677
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,833
-Best vacation ever!
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
678
00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,166
(BELLOWS)
679
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,416
I'll miss you, too, Chewie.
680
00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,000
You're going to love lightsaber training.
681
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:51,375
Try not to lose a hand.
It's kind of a thing in our family.
682
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,500
-Okay, Mom.
-We love you so much.
683
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,208
You flew the Falcon
through a debris field,
684
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,416
saved the day, and got your first kiss.
685
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500
Dad.
686
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,666
I'm just saying,
the trip wasn't all bad, right?
687
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:07,666
-I guess not.
-Well, I guess this is it.
688
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,500
-Yeah.
-You listen to your Uncle Luke.
689
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:11,791
I will.
690
00:41:14,916 --> 00:41:18,458
Son? I love you.
691
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:20,750
I know.
692
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,791
-FINN: Was it hard?
-Was what hard?
693
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:34,916
Saying goodbye.
694
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:40,250
It was the hardest. But it was also time.
Why do you ask?
695
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,333
'Cause I'm starting to realize that
I don't know if I can do it.
696
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,416
We're all about to go our separate ways.
697
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,333
Rey is headed to the Unknown Regions
to search for Jedi temples.
698
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,666
Poe's training new X-Wing pilots.
Rose is off to lead relief missions,
699
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,625
and I'm gonna scour the galaxy
for others like me.
700
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,625
Others who are strong in the Force.
701
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,666
Who knows when
we'll all be together again?
702
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,458
Perhaps that's why this trip
has been so difficult.
703
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,458
-For all of you.
-All of us?
704
00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:07,291
Is it possible that none of you
are ready to say goodbye?
705
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,416
Finn, a wise Jedi once told me,
"No one's ever really gone."
706
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,250
Thank you, General.
707
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,791
-C-3PO: Oh, there is Master Finn.
-We've been looking all over for you.
708
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,583
-FINN: And I've been looking for you.
-We're sorry, buddy.
709
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,791
For what?
710
00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,458
You arranged this amazing vacation
for us to be together,
711
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,625
but we all went off
and did our own things.
712
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:36,625
That's okay. I realized I planned this
trip because I was avoiding something.
713
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,000
Saying goodbye.
714
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,083
He's right.
715
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,666
-I've been feeling it, too.
-This trip is the end.
716
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,583
Exactly.
But a trip isn't about the destination.
717
00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:48,583
It's about the journey. Enjoying
the moments for as long as they last.
718
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:51,416
Oh, no. Don't you do it.
Don't go mushy on me.
719
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,000
Remember how we first met?
720
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:55,750
FN-2187.
That's the only name they ever gave me.
721
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,750
Well, I ain't using it. I'm gonna
call you Finn. Is that all right?
722
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,708
You gave me a name, Poe.
723
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,708
Oh, you did it. You went mushy on me.
724
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,125
(BLOWS NOSE)
725
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,708
And, Rey, remember
the marketplace on Jakku?
726
00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:13,291
-(GRUNTS)
-(COUGHS)
727
00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:16,583
Follow me.
728
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:23,458
You gave me purpose, Rey.
And, Rose, you gave me hope.
729
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:24,666
Why would you stop me?
730
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:28,708
I saved you. That's how we win.
Saving what we love.
731
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,625
I've been told that you have to
do what you love.
732
00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:38,708
Well, I've loved fighting alongside
all of you. I'm gonna miss that.
733
00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:42,166
I didn't want to admit it to myself,
but I never wanted those feelings to end.
734
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,041
That's why I planned this trip.
735
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:48,125
But with the memories we've shared,
well, no one's ever really gone.
736
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:56,291
Hey! The trip's just getting started.
Oh! I know what we should do now.
737
00:43:56,375 --> 00:44:01,250
-Better not be a trash compactor.
-Group hug? Come on.
738
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:05,791
C-3PO: This is really
quite pleasant. Chewbacca!
739
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,291
-(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
-No, Chewie. That hug's perfect.
740
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:13,458
We hope you are enjoying your adventureaboard the Halcyon.
741
00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:19,458
Although every trip must eventually end,the memories never do.
742
00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:25,916
So, we thank you, for joining us,and may the Force be with you.
743
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,291
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