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(Johnny Mathis & Deniece
Williams' "Without Us" playing)
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Steven, I can't believe you're
still working on our budget.
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Elyse, I'm telling
you, we have to take
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some drastic action around here.
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There's been a
lot of freewheeling,
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extravagant spending by
every member of this family
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and it's got to stop.
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Well, honey, I've talked
to the kids about it.
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I mean, I know
everybody's making an effort.
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Did we really need this?
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I'm sorry, Steven.
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I saw it in the window.
I just had to have it.
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What is this?
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I found it in the shower.
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Uh, that's
generic-brand shampoo.
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(screams)
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What happened to
my regular shampoo?
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We won't be using
that kind anymore.
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We're trying to cut
back and eliminate
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these kinds of
needless expenses.
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No, no, no.
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Dad, you don't understand.
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My hair is used
to herbal shampoo.
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There's no turning back now.
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(whistling)
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Hey, listen, do you mind
if I use the kitchen now?
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I got someone coming over
today to, uh, study with me.
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Sure. Here, let me
move some of this stuff
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out of your way.
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Whoa, that's a nice
adding machine, Dad.
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We ought to rush that down
to the business museum.
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Who's coming over?
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Oh, he's, uh... He's just...
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Just someone to, uh,
you know, study with me.
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Who?
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He's, uh...
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(coughs)
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tutor.
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A, cough, tutor?
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Why do you need a, cough, tutor?
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It's a tutor, all
right? He's a tutor.
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And the reason that I need him
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is because my average in
Advanced Non-Euclidean Geometry
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has slipped to an 89.
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I gotta get that
back up to a 90.
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Well, I... I'm surprised, Alex.
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I mean, you've never
needed a, cough, tutor before.
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Yeah, well, I've never had
this kind of math before.
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It... It's abstract.
It's inexact.
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It's philosophical.
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It's everything I hate.
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Did you find a good tutor?
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I don't know. I
haven't met him yet.
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Professor Jenkins
recommended him.
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His name is Eugene Forbes
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and he's the top
Mathematics scholar at Leland.
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Well, there's
plenty to snack on.
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There's milk in the fridge
and I got some new cookies.
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Ah.
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These look like pretty
fancy cookies, Elyse.
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Steven.
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(chuckles)
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Don't let him eat too many.
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Mom, Eugene Forbes
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is a graduate student
in Mathematics.
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He's a genius.
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You don't give
cookies to a genius.
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(thump at door)
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(whistles)
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Hello. I'm Eugene Forbes.
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And if you're Alex Keaton,
I believe I'm your tutor.
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(chortles)
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Can I...? Can I ask
you one question?
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I'm 13 and a half.
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Cookie?
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Okay, so then, angle DCA
must therefore be congruent
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to angle theta.
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How's that?
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I'm afraid not.
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Alex, you're still clinging
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to Euclidean geometry.
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I... I know, I... I cling.
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I do that.
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Higher geometry
is a different animal.
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You have to be willing
to embrace the abstract.
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Let go of rational thought.
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I don't want to let
go of rational thought.
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I... I happen to like
rational thought.
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My sister Mallory let
go of rational thought.
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And she never got it back.
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Alex, pull yourself together.
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Now, erase your boo-boo.
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I know how to erase, Eugene.
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I was a National Merit scholar.
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I definitely sense some
hostility emanating from you.
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Perhaps you'd be happier
with someone older.
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Someone not as smart.
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Wait a minute, Eugene.
Wait... Wait. Stay.
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I'm sorry, okay?
I... I need you.
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Professor Jenkins told me you're
the only one that can help me
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understand this stuff.
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Don't think it's easy
for me, either, Alex.
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I've had to deal with the
pressure of being a genius
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my whole life.
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Me too.
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I was doing long
division in nursery school.
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Same here.
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And I should have my doctorate
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by the time I'm 17.
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I could have done that.
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If I hadn't gone to
camp that summer.
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I never went to camp,
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except for math camp.
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So, what do you do
when you're not in school?
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I give lectures, run
symposiums, you know.
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Well, that doesn't
leave time for much else.
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I mean, what about,
uh, Little League,
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model airplanes, girls?
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I don't get to meet many
girls my age in college.
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The truth is that I
don't get to meet any.
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I'm lonely, Alex.
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In fact, for all of my
astounding intelligence
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and academic achievement,
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I'd trade it all right
this minute for a date.
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Just one date.
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Yeah, I guess... Guess
it must be difficult for you.
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You know, a companion.
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A confidante. A friend.
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I know what you mean.
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A chick in hot pants.
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Eugene.
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Please.
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Sorry, Alex, a momentary lapse.
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Well, enough of that.
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(clears throat): Let's
get back to work.
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Right.
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Hey. Hi.
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Oh, yeah, uh,
Jennifer, this is Eugene.
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Eugene, Jennifer.
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Mwah.
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Enchanted my dear.
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Yeah, right.
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Jennifer, may I
be brutally frank?
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Sure.
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You've just touched my soul.
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Yuck!
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Oh, I have two absolutely
superlative seats
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to Madame Butterfly on Sunday.
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It's my favorite opera.
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Would you be so gracious
as to accompany me?
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Is he putting me on?
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Afraid not.
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No, thanks. Okay?
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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Eugene.
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Eugene, do you mind?
I'm paying you by the hour.
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What is time?
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I just met the mother
of my children.
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You and Eugene
finished studying already?
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We're not studying, Dad.
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We haven't studied for a week.
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What's the problem?
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Eugene, he's lost.
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He... He's convinced that
he's in love with Jennifer
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and I can't get him to
concentrate on anything else.
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You know, if this keeps
up, there goes the point.
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The point?
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The point. The
point I need for my A.
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I mean, it's going
right out the window
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because Mr. Geometry in here
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has turned into a
Jennifer-crazed lunatic.
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Well, at least he's found
a compassionate friend
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in you, Alex.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Eighty-seven
cents for safety pins.
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What's next, a Lear Jet?
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Elyse!
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(sighs)
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Eugene, look, please,
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let's go back in there
and study, okay?
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The hour's almost up. We
haven't accomplished anything.
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Can't help it, Alex.
I'm not myself.
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I'm obsessed with her.
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Yeah, well, you've
got to snap out of it.
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Aw...
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Oh, uh, Jennifer, I
got you something.
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What is it?
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An X-ray of my brain.
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Hey, that's a nice one.
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It's my good side.
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This is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen.
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I want you to have it.
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No, thanks.
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Uh, Jennifer, will you
reconsider going out with me?
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Eugene, it's nothing
personal, but, no.
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Very well.
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Sorry, Alex. I can't go on.
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I won't charge
you for this session.
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(door closes)
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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He's a broken man.
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Alex, it's not my fault.
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Well, can't you at least
humor him? One date?
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No, Alex.
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Come on.
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Look, he, uh, he gave you
this nice x-ray and everything.
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You know, for all you know,
you could end up liking Eugene.
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He's a very nice guy
once you see what's inside.
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I already know what's inside.
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Look, until you go out with
him, he's not gonna be able
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to think of anything
else, including my A.
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You know, I could
actually get a B in Math?
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Could you honestly live
with that on your conscience?
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I'm willing to try.
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All right. All right.
Okay, Jennifer.
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All right.
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I've tried to appeal to
your sense of compassion.
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I have no other option.
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Ten dollars. Twenty.
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Twelve. Seventeen.
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Fourteen-fifty.
Fifteen seventy-five.
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Fifteen twenty-five.
Fifteen fifty.
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Done.
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Jennifer, I remember when
I could buy you for 10 bucks.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hi, Ellen. Hi.
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Boy, do you look
great in that outfit.
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Thanks.
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You wouldn't say where we
were going or what we were doing.
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You just said, "Wear something."
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So I did.
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All right, I'll give
you the rundown.
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Uh, we're, uh,
double-dating with Jennifer
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and this graduate
student named Eugene,
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who's 13 years old
and my Math tutor,
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and he's in love with
Jennifer, but she hates him,
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so I bribed her to do
this so I could get my A.
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Okay. I'm ready.
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Oh, hi, Ellen. ELLEN: Hi.
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Alex, uh, something very
strange is going on, and...
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And we're kind of
wondering about it.
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Oh? What's that, Mom?
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Well, it's this date that
Jennifer's going on with Eugene.
262
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She never liked him before.
263
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,407
Do you have any idea
what's, uh, turned her around?
264
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:42,011
Gee, no idea. Sorry,
wish I could have helped.
265
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,913
Oh, uh, we were
sure you would know,
266
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,080
since her going out on this date
267
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,283
probably helps
you out quite a bit.
268
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,817
Don't know, Mom.
Maybe Ellen knows.
269
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,086
You know, hon? No.
270
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,030
How would I know?
Darn. Who knows?
271
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,026
Maybe, uh... Maybe
she's attracted to him.
272
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,294
No.
273
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,962
Maybe she thinks
she can learn from him.
274
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,430
I don't think so. No.
275
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,399
Darn. I wish I knew. You
sure you don't know, Ellen?
276
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,155
No.
277
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,259
All right. I bribed her, okay?
278
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,330
(doorbell rings)
279
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Good evening. Hey, Eugene.
280
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Uh, Eugene, this is Ellen Reed.
281
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,448
Ellen, Eugene.
282
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,216
Hello. And you know
my Mom and Dad.
283
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,708
Nice to see you
again. Hi, Eugene.
284
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:30,192
Well, what do you think?
285
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,693
Jennifer, you look beautiful.
286
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,230
Honey, you really do.
287
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,620
You're a vision.
288
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,903
Jennifer, a deal is a deal.
289
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,072
(door opens)
290
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,907
Well, we'd better get going.
291
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,375
Well, where are you off to?
292
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,110
Well, there's going
to be a little shindig
293
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,412
down at the faculty club.
294
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,447
Some of the teaching
assistants are throwing a party
295
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:55,251
for Professor Jenkins. It's the
20th anniversary of his tenure.
296
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,476
Ooh, Jen, that sounds great.
297
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,013
(indistinct chattering)
298
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,568
This is incredible.
299
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,138
All of the massive intellects
of the Leland faculty
300
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,872
are gathered together
in the same room.
301
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,743
The combined brain power
in this room is staggering.
302
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,468
Maybe we should get
some x-rays of these guys.
303
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,983
Jennifer, will you
behave yourself?
304
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,952
This date has to go well.
305
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,777
Need I remind you that
that check is post-dated?
306
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,891
Well, uh, shall we mingle?
307
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,783
Yeah, yeah. Listen, uh, mingle
me over to Professor Jenkins.
308
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,398
Well, Eugene. I am so
glad you could make it.
309
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,266
Thank you, Walter. And
I'd like to present to you
310
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,170
Jennifer Keaton,
the woman in my life.
311
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,271
JENKINS: Oh.
312
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,339
Enchanted, my dear.
313
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,508
And I believe you
know her brother Alex.
314
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,710
Yes, yes, yes, we've
met many times.
315
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,045
Nice to see you again.
316
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,715
Who'd you say he was?
317
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,916
Alex Keaton.
318
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,784
Uh, yeah, I, uh... I
sit in the front row
319
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,886
of your Advanced Geometry class.
320
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,956
Oh, yes.
321
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,213
The point.
322
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,560
If you'll excuse us, Walter,
323
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,562
I'd like to show
off my better half.
324
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,131
(both laugh)
325
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,395
Go to it, my boy. Go to it.
326
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,636
(laughs) (clears throat)
327
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,460
So, I... Excuse me.
328
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,544
Eugene, I am not
your better half
329
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,313
and I am not the
woman in your life.
330
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,949
So please introduce
me in a normal way.
331
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,873
Well, certainly.
332
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,121
Oh, Ronald, Eunice.
333
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,389
This is, uh, Jennifer,
334
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,879
the old ball and chain.
335
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,963
So, uh, Eugene, have
you read Testrik's paper
336
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,799
on the meaning of man's
existence in the universe?
337
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,469
Ah, yes, that's heady stuff.
338
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,260
Don't you agree, dumpling?
339
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,942
Oh, I don't know, muffin head.
340
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:03,701
The last book I read was, was
Nancy Drew, Mountain Nurse.
341
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,150
Mountain Nurse.
342
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,885
(laughing): Isn't she priceless?
343
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,276
Such a fresh sense of humor.
344
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,827
Jennifer, you're
acting like a child.
345
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:21,063
Eugene, I am a child.
346
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,566
You're embarrassing
me in front of my peers.
347
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,568
Eugene, listen, I'm sorry.
I'm doing the best I can.
348
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,112
This is my first tenure party.
349
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:33,475
So, Master Keaton, how are
you and Eugene getting along?
350
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,843
Uh, well I...
351
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,446
I'd... I'd say we're
as close as two sides
352
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,681
of an isosceles triangle.
353
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,749
(laughs nervously)
354
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,973
(clears throat)
355
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,920
He just meant that, you know,
356
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,223
the triangle with
the two equal...
357
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,315
That he and Eugene were...
358
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,086
What did you mean, Alex?
359
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,767
I, uh... I just
meant we're, uh...
360
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,569
We're... We're
getting along fine.
361
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,104
Well, good. I... I
hope it works out.
362
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,328
Well, thank you
very much, Walter.
363
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,166
Professor Walter.
364
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,213
Professor Jenkins.
365
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,548
Sir.
366
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,606
Your, uh, Your
Geometric Highness.
367
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,658
Ah-ha-ha, Jennifer, Eugene.
368
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,859
Are you enjoying yourselves?
369
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,460
Oh, it's fabulous, Walter.
370
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,162
A splendid affair. Ah.
371
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,364
Yeah, I think it's really neat.
372
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,399
(chuckles): Oh.
373
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,202
What she means is
374
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,403
it's fabulous, Walter.
375
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,939
A splendid affair.
376
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,407
No, I don't mean that.
377
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,777
Uh, why do you keep
correcting everything I say?
378
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,447
Because you're embarrassing
me with this infantile behavior.
379
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,983
Eugene, listen, I'm... I'm just
trying to make conversation.
380
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,985
EUGENE: That's a poor
excuse for conversation.
381
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,986
"It's neat."
382
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,987
I haven't heard that
383
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,331
since I was
teaching high school.
384
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,258
Eugene, take it easy.
385
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,493
No, I won't take it easy.
386
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,428
This evening is
very important to me
387
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,397
and she's acting so immature,
it just makes me mad!
388
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,320
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
389
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,468
Eugene, listen...
No, no, no, no, no.
390
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,636
I... I don't want to hear it.
391
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,870
Eugene... (hums)
392
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,206
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you!
393
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,773
(hoots)
394
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,110
Eugene, wait...
395
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,266
Eugene! Eugene!
396
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,372
Eugene, wait. Eugene,
Eugene, come back.
397
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,338
These three graphs
show the relationship
398
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:47,576
between what this family is
earning and what it's spending.
399
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,279
These are lovely, Steven.
You have a way with graphs.
400
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,281
Well, thank you, dear.
You have a way with words.
401
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,916
Dad, look, can we get
on with this, please?
402
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,019
The stores close at 9 and
I'd like to do some shopping.
403
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,488
Mallory, look, your Dad
has put a lot of time and effort
404
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,588
into these graphs.
405
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,324
The least we can
do is hear him out.
406
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,482
Get on with it, Steven.
407
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,297
What's there to get on with?
408
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,032
These graphs
speak for themselves.
409
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,500
Just look at them.
410
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,401
But wait a minute. I think
there's a problem here.
411
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,469
What's that?
412
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,338
Well, according
to the line graph,
413
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,273
we're $200 behind each month.
414
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,274
Mm-hm.
415
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,943
But according to the pie graph,
416
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,878
we... We break even each month.
417
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,879
Uh, that's true.
418
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,648
According to the bar graph,
419
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,973
we are $300 ahead each month.
420
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,509
What's your point, Elyse?
421
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,157
Which one's right?
422
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,692
MALLORY: Well,
423
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,494
wait a minute, Mom. Um,
424
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,098
I think in this situation
there is no right or wrong.
425
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,701
I think it's up to each
individual to decide
426
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,069
what is right.
427
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:51,106
And personally, I...
I think we're ahead.
428
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,597
So, uh, I'm gonna go shopping.
429
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,381
Don't worry, honey.
430
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,884
If we go broke, we go broke.
431
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,952
The important thing is,
hey, this has kept you busy
432
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,409
for three weeks.
433
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,560
Forget it, Jennifer.
I'm not paying. No way.
434
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,562
Why not, Alex? I did my part.
435
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,486
What happened wasn't my fault.
436
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,901
The, uh, date didn't go well?
437
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,137
Eugene had a temper tantrum.
438
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,406
Oh, Dad, it was a nightmare.
439
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,342
Sorry you missed it.
440
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,932
(doorbell rings)
441
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,349
Good evening.
442
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,917
Eugene, uh, please come in.
443
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,752
Sit down and make
yourself comfortable.
444
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,188
I'm afraid I can't do that.
445
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,922
I'm terribly upset.
446
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,679
Nothing went right tonight.
447
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,063
I, uh... I saw that x-ray
you gave to Jennifer.
448
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,065
Very becoming.
449
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,522
Yes.
450
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,625
Do you have any wallet-sized?
451
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,077
I don't mean to be rude,
but is... Is Jennifer here?
452
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,378
I need to speak with her.
453
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,642
Uh, of course. We'll
get her. Steven, uh...
454
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,985
Hey, Eugene. You all right?
455
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,753
No, I'm not all right.
456
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:15,524
I'm embarrassed,
humiliated and ashamed.
457
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,960
But that's it, right?
458
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,530
I mean, it's nothing serious.
459
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,867
I... I... I just hate to think
that what happened tonight
460
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,359
may have affected
your brain in any way.
461
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,807
It hasn't.
462
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,898
Maybe we can get another x-ray.
463
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,979
I'm okay, Alex.
464
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,648
So you'll still be able to
tutor me to help me get my A.
465
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,684
Alex, forget about your A!
466
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,186
Eugene is obviously upset.
467
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,254
He needs a friend right now.
468
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,923
All right. You're
right. You're right.
469
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,525
I... I shouldn't be
thinking about my grades.
470
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,962
Eugene, everything's
gonna be all right.
471
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,998
You're a swell kid.
472
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,332
Now, quick, in hyperbolic space,
473
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,401
the upper base angles
of any quadrilateral are...?
474
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,425
Acute. That's my boy!
475
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,006
He's still got it.
476
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,442
All right, now, don't sweat
this Jennifer thing, okay?
477
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,077
She's too young for you anyway.
478
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,213
Uh, see you tomorrow, same time?
479
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,316
You're quite a
humanitarian, Alex.
480
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,251
What?
481
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,786
He is a young boy.
482
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,587
He's confused. He's upset.
483
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,289
He looks up to you.
484
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,325
Is that the best
you can do for him?
485
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,748
(sighs)
486
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,617
All right.
487
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,533
(clears throat)
488
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,557
Eugene,
489
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,272
I, uh... I... I...
490
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,375
I just want you
to know that, uh...
491
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,176
(whispers): What?
492
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,379
You care about his feelings.
493
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,015
That I care about your feelings.
494
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,451
I mean that.
495
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,021
So, uh, you...
496
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,189
you just...
497
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,979
you just get some sleep.
498
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,452
I'm drained. I...
499
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,514
I'm sorry.
500
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,117
I made a complete
fool out of myself.
501
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,808
That's the first time I've
seen that side of you.
502
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,490
I liked it.
503
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,092
You liked it?
504
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,694
Well, that's the first
time I've seen you
505
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,283
act like a kid for once.
506
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:35,931
Eugene,
507
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,400
you may be smart,
508
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:40,057
but you're not a grownup.
509
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:46,541
You know, underneath that
brain, you're really a nice boy.
510
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,131
Thank you for looking.
511
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,981
And... And I think that you
are an extremely stunning
512
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,271
and vivacious...
513
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,709
(sighs): I think
you're really neat too.
514
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,411
Do you want to get a soda?
515
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,825
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
516
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,327
That... That'll be fun.
517
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,695
Hey, hey, what's going on?
518
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,198
Jennifer and I are
gonna go get a soda.
519
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,201
Well, I... I think that's great.
520
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,737
I mean, I'm glad
you two hit it off.
521
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,095
You go out, you
have a wonderful time.
522
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,832
Eugene, quick,
Gottlieb's theorem.
523
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,407
( upbeat jazz theme playing)
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