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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:24,121 Three years ago, our company was contacted to shoot a documentary 2 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,931 on Belgium's vampire community. 3 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,040 Intrigued by this bizarre request, we sent out a film crew. 4 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,171 Good night. Come in. 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,327 Hey! Shit! 6 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,802 - Hey, wait! What's going on?! - What's happening? Fuck! 7 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,368 It didn't work out. 8 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:04,081 After several months of silence, we were invited to make another attempt. 9 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,404 We sent out a new crew. 10 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,846 All right! Let's go! 11 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,322 You have no idea how excited the kids are to meet you! 12 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,368 We'll behave, I promise. 13 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:23,245 Our Father who art in heaven, 14 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:28,611 hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come... 15 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,684 The crew never came back. - Thy will be done... 16 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,725 I can't do it. 17 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,209 We spent the next two years trying to negotiate sending another crew 18 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,806 under perfectly safe conditions. 19 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:51,008 This new documentary is dedicated to: 20 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,686 and to Jerome's arm. 21 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,047 They gave their life to make this film possible. 22 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,324 - I'm here with my crew... - Good night. I was expecting you. 23 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,961 As agreed. Right... 24 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,442 Well, come in, don't just stand out here. Make yourselves at home. 25 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,961 We're not used to having human guests... Not like this anyway. 26 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,247 This is the kitchen, where we make meals. 27 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,607 It's a perfectly traditional kitchen. 28 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,763 Nothing unusual... Follow me. We'll go to the living room. 29 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,683 The fridge. 30 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,285 The Meat... 31 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,410 She takes care of today's administrative stuff, which is over our heads. 32 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,643 And Ronald, the clown, who used to own this house. 33 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,087 - He's still with us. - What is it? The new delivery? 34 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,446 Samson! 35 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,004 - This is the film crew. Calm down. - Is this really necessary? 36 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,687 It's all right, Bertha. My son, Samson. My wife, Bertha. 37 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,444 Go back and play. 38 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,966 - Dad! - And Grace, my charming daughter. 39 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,169 I keep filing my teeth, and they keep growing back! Always! 40 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,288 Grace, we're vampires. 41 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,850 Are you humans? 42 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,406 Our neighbours... They live in the cellar. 43 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,849 There you have it. Let me point out a couple of things... 44 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,208 The next time you come, please avoid wearing perfume. 45 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,011 We hate the smell. Also, try not to have cuts or bruises. 46 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,209 It makes Samson particularly aggressive these days. 47 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:39,126 Grace, I need to have a word with you. Go upstairs. Come on. 48 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,290 Please make yourselves at home. 49 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,810 My name is George Saint-Germain. 50 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,646 I have an amazing wife named Bertha, and two children. 51 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,200 Samson, who's even more sensitive than me. 52 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,126 He's a tremendous ball of nerves. 53 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,808 And Grace... Grace, who wants to be like you! 54 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,562 - She's bothered, right? - Don't cut... 55 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,484 You can put it back, Sarah, just put it back. 56 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,449 Come, Sarah. 57 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:27,364 - No! - We can't go on without that. 58 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,122 Her name is Sarah? 59 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,884 That's Sarah... 60 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,842 - No, we have to... We can't go on. - We can't go on this way, no... 61 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,766 It's not good. Not good. Sony. 62 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,451 - Sony. - Who is that girl behind you? 63 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,241 Could you tell us about her? Tell us about the girl you call the Meat. 64 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,448 Right... the Meat. 65 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,844 I'll tell you... 66 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,970 The meat, in the fridge... It's wonderful... 67 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,362 We give her food to eat. Lots! 68 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:17,241 Beef stew... She eats her beef stew... 69 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,244 Then we take her out of the fridge. 70 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,403 Vincent, it's... delicious! 71 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,324 So, on special occasions, we take her out, 72 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,165 and... It's delightful. 73 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,565 Warm blood every night. 74 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,889 Breakfast... 75 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,683 What did you do before? 76 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,605 I was a prostitute. 77 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,203 This is familiar to me, really. 78 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,601 All the families have their Meat. 79 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,371 All the vampire families have someone like you... 80 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,966 that they eat, partially. 81 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,203 Why is that? Do you taste especially good? 82 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,410 Apparently, yes. I'm luxury meat. 83 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,121 Good night, Ms Bertha. 84 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,162 Good night, Mr George. 85 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,445 Mr George! 86 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,561 I can't drink this, it's too hot. 87 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,487 Samson! 88 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,131 Grace! 89 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:16,842 - She's such an ugly child, George. - Good night. 90 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,327 - What the hell are you doing with that? - I'm putting on a tan. 91 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,001 Does my hair look OK? 92 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,126 No. 93 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,242 Asshole. 94 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,763 The light, goddammit! 95 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:52,731 Well, here, we're in the room where we all sleep. 96 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,047 My relationship with my parents is pretty bad at the moment. 97 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,964 I really think my mother hates me. 98 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,169 I don't know why, but she really doesn't love me. 99 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,050 Bertha and I aren't very authoritative. 100 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,011 In fact, I don't care if she always dresses in pink. 101 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,570 I just find it funny. 102 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,762 She's such an ugly child, though. 103 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:28,483 And she wears pink! 104 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,690 It's just a teenage thing. It'll pass. She wants to be human! 105 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,845 What are you doing, Grace? 106 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:51,209 Samson, could you please unhook me, instead of gawking? It's so unpleasant. 107 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,171 Samson! 108 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,085 Samson! Jerk! 109 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,570 OK... 110 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,126 I don't know why I do it... 111 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,290 But I think I'd like to die. 112 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,650 I mean, like you. 113 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:17,649 All this is really boring, you know. We have no limits, nothing. 114 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,691 You humans do all kinds of things because there's death at the end of it. 115 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,888 I mean, this life is deadly boring. 116 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,491 Grace! 117 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,720 Fuck! 118 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,530 Yes, come in. 119 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,962 - Good evening. Good night. - Good night. 120 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,761 - Come in. - Thank you. 121 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,287 Careful, the stairs are steep. 122 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,204 Welcome! 123 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,649 Here we are... This is my husband, Bienvenu. 124 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,042 My name is Elisabeth Nabowski. 125 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:21,571 I was born in 1860 and I was made a vampire in 1885 126 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:26,202 in Lyon, by Count Josef Nabowski, 127 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,122 my father. 128 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:35,048 I was a modest intern in a laboratory in Lyon. 129 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:41,768 I delivered blood samples to Louis Pasteur 130 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,410 for his experiments. 131 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:49,010 And that's where I met my wife, and mother... 132 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,287 Elisabeth. 133 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,842 We've lived here for a few years now. 134 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,082 And, well, we keep things as best we can... 135 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,288 Small belongings from our victims, 136 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,729 because we are quite sentimental. 137 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,962 Aren't we, Bienvenu? That's right. 138 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:13,602 So here's a little memento from the first baby... 139 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,251 My first baby, my first victim... 140 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,608 A little bib. Isn't it cute? 141 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,164 What have I got in here? 142 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,490 This is from my first virgin, on her wedding night. 143 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,722 I come from the Nabowski family, 144 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,930 from along line of Hungarian vampires, like they don't make them any more. 145 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,970 They are well-known for choosing their victims with great care, 146 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:52,922 according to their carnation, skin elasticity... 147 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,085 I learned biting in the purest tradition. 148 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,084 A little molar... what a lovely keepsake. 149 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,969 Great memories... 150 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,771 We'd love to keep more objects... 151 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,845 We'd like to have more souvenirs but... 152 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,241 Right, we're a little cramped for space. 153 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,049 We keep piling things, but we'd like to have more room. 154 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:40,048 But... we're glad you're here. 155 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,600 We're very respectful of our neighbours. They're... 156 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,244 Well, there's no problem, but they don't respect us. 157 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,166 We've been cooped up in the cellar for years now. 158 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,447 It's high time we get to live upstairs. 159 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,369 Because upstairs... I don't know if you've seen... 160 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,401 It's terrible what goes on up there. 161 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,364 There are no boundaries, no rules, nothing. 162 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:14,126 And proper, well-behaved people like us are trapped in the cellar like savages. 163 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,841 You think that's normal, Elisabeth? That we have to sleep this way? 164 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:22,847 Like this? Is that normal? Look at this! Look! 165 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,129 This is what we're reduced to. Look! 166 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,886 There! Sleep well standing up, do you? Would you sleep well this way? 167 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,884 Tell them, Elisabeth... Tell them how well you sleep! 168 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,570 Well, yes... It's hard. 169 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,321 Yes, it's gotten quite hard. 170 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,724 It's too small here. 171 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,766 George, what are you waiting for? 172 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,923 I'm waiting for the delivery. It's almost 10pm. 173 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,288 Stay there. You'll see... You're gonna see Human Rights in action. 174 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,010 Here they are! 175 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,882 - Good evening. - Good night. 176 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,440 Here, I brought your sausage. 177 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,848 Listen, those illegal immigrants, are they always black? 178 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,400 Well, they're all black. What do you want us to...? 179 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,329 Why did you bring me here? 180 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,084 Don't worry. We're here to help. 181 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,725 - You understand what he says? - Of course, I do. 182 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,009 - Anyway, thank you. See you next week. - Right, see you next week. 183 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,844 Goon in! 184 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,362 - Good night. - Good night. 185 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,130 Belgium is such a great country. 186 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,690 Right, come on. 187 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,091 Stay there. 188 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,844 Here you are, you'll be fine here. 189 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,961 Everything is easy here. 190 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,170 Pretty weird, right? But really great! 191 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,925 This is the land of plenty. Everything is possible here. 192 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,766 Organised crime, terrorism... We have illegal aliens delivered to our door. 193 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:40,204 And we put them in the coop, upstairs. The coop. 194 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,284 Did you see it? 195 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,288 The coop, upstairs. 196 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,160 You can put a lot of meat in the coop. 197 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,083 Damn, David, look over there. 198 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,845 The other way. 199 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,650 Let's get out of here! 200 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 - Wait! We should film this! - Forgive me. 201 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,245 - We shouldn't be here! - Shut up! Damn, Vince... 202 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,928 To us vampires, humans are minimally sophisticated animals. 203 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,688 You know, we fulfil a social service in Belgium. 204 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,564 Certain people encourage us to act 205 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:46,044 as a son of clean-up business for the undesirables. 206 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,805 The police... The police bring our chow to us. 207 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,247 Isn't that great? 208 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,766 At the moment we're having a wave of black Malians. 209 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:58,004 All of them young, between 20 and 30. Delicious. 210 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:02,290 We can pick... There's blacks, there's kids. 211 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,601 We've got two children right now. 212 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,682 I won't fall for telling you names 213 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,127 but... sure, every Monday, someone comes 214 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,249 and picks up the corpses that are laying around. 215 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,527 You've got it all in Belgium. 216 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,288 So vampires here are content! 217 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:25,003 Belgium is a wonderful country! It's so flat, with such grey people! 218 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,368 That's a song, isn't it! We listen to music too, you know. 219 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,966 Bienvenu! 220 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,681 - Are you sleeping? - No. 221 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,442 - Somebody's in here. - There's nobody here. 222 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,124 There is, I hear voices. 223 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,964 Are you nuts? It's 2:30pm! 224 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,927 How did you become a vampire? 225 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,204 In Peer... 226 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:45,051 It was in 1907, a Friday... 227 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,409 and! was sad. My nose was bleeding... 228 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,480 Because my husband beat me. 229 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,084 That's not a good thing, is it? 230 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,087 And George was there. 231 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,290 He asked me to be his wife. 232 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,841 And I said yes! 233 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,691 What happened to your husband? 234 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,285 He went up in flames. 235 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,531 It was beautiful. That was a good thing! We burned him in the fire. 236 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,491 And then George bit me. 237 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,882 - You see, Vincent? - I can't really see anything. 238 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,487 - You can come closer if you want. - No, thanks. 239 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,690 - Well, it's about time. - Go to hell. 240 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,368 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 241 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,002 You like it, huh'? You pervert! 242 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,051 What did you do? 243 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,487 - Nothing. I committed suicide. - Again?! 244 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,291 If you want it to work, go out in the sun or eat some garlic! 245 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,362 No, I want to die like a human. 246 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,001 You're a complete moron, Grace. 247 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,686 Go to hell. 248 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,566 Slut! 249 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,005 - Midget dick! - Slag! 250 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,491 - Cocksucker. - Shit bag. 251 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,847 - Baby tooth! - Sperm eater. 252 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,082 - Priest! - What? 253 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,845 - Priest! - Did you call me a priest? 254 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,485 - Dad! - Priest, priest, priest, priest! 255 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,927 Grace called me a priest! 256 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,764 - Come on... - Mom! 257 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,444 The Code doesn't provide for it. 258 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,682 When they come home, they should lock the door. 259 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,489 - Right, you always do it! - Always. 260 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,565 - The janitor! - After the meal? Who clears the table? 261 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,483 - Right, it's me. - Always you. 262 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,643 - I don't feel comfortable asking. - Dumping corpses is no big deal. 263 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,405 The removal service picks them up They can't even do that. 264 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,209 They just don't act like homeowners. 265 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,044 - They're parasites. - Parasites. 266 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,088 - You know what? - We're too nice to them. 267 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,130 - No, you're too nice. - I'm too nice! 268 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,682 To me, the neighbours don't exist. 269 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,163 They're there, they move the air when they go by, 270 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,170 and that's it. 271 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,365 They bore me. 272 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,646 - Good night. - Good night. 273 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,408 A victim that goes through our house is ours. 274 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,244 - Are you kidding? - Preposterous! 275 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,846 The Code is quite clear. He's in our house, he's ours. 276 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,127 We hunted him all night. We're not giving him up! 277 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,285 - You should have thought of that. - They're right. It's in the Code. 278 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,046 Very well, George. All right. But then, we'll play for him. 279 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,487 - Fine, let's play for him. - What do we play? 280 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,847 - Let's play Moon. - OK, we'll play Moon. 281 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,164 The Vampire Code was created 282 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,481 by Count Dracula. 283 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:45,323 It's a set of rules, if you will, that we have to go by. 284 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,408 Very simple rules. 285 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:54,122 - Natural living guidelines, I'd say. - Let's go! 286 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:59,366 One... two... three... Sun! 287 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,444 One, two, three, Moon! 288 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,409 Can't you say, "One, two, three, Moon"? 289 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:12,046 Come on, get up! Get up! Do it! 290 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,650 One... two... three... Moon! 291 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,564 One... two... three... Moon! 292 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,924 What? Did he move? He did? 293 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,049 You have to say. Did he move or didn't he? Shit! 294 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,441 - He moved... - Are you sure? 295 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,284 - Yes. - Fuck! 296 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,444 Come on! 297 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,569 Get up, goddammit! 298 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,727 - One... two... three... Moon! - And we win! 299 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:15,244 - Seriously... Did I move? - Did he move? 300 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,482 - He moved? - I mean, did I move? 301 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,924 I think so, yes. 302 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,970 I don't get it. 303 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,129 Could you tell us why your neighbours live in the cellar? 304 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:34,650 Well, when vampires don't have children, they don't get houses. 305 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,200 So, you have to live in the homes of other vampires 306 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,205 who, quite generously, offer you their cellars to live in. 307 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,004 You have to have a child in order to live in a house. 308 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,606 Why don't you have any children? 309 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,129 We have no children 310 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:02,560 because we chose not to have any for the time being. 311 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,329 We don't want to choose a child hastily. 312 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,566 We'd rather take our time to pick a child of great quality. 313 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,686 - A Nabowski. - The truth is... 314 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,368 Elisabeth can't stop herself from eating children. 315 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,090 As for me, when they're older, 316 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,924 I can't stop myself from making love to them. 317 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,081 But they never want to stay. 318 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,407 You'd think I'm not doing it right. 319 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,520 Dinner! 320 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,889 I'm hungry! She smells delectable. How did you prepare her? 321 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,042 Ravioli. 322 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,802 - It's about time. - Grace! 323 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,484 What is it? 324 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,722 Even on my deathday, I have to get the ankle! 325 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,451 - Already complaining? - Samson! 326 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,522 All right, happy deathday, Grace! 327 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,602 - D'you know where we're going later? - No. 328 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,682 We'll go see your new coffin. 329 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,685 She will be dead, she will be dead 330 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,287 She will be dead in the Glory 331 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,921 In the Glory 332 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,809 In the Glory 333 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,444 - Happy deathday, Grace! - Thanks. 334 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,170 Go on, you start. 335 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,370 - Where's my vein anyway? - Here, right here. 336 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,680 Oh, right. 337 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,565 Bertha, this is delicious. 338 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,120 - A little bit curdled. - It's great. 339 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,202 I love it when there's a slight aftertaste, 340 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,851 you know, from things that didn't get fully digested. 341 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,208 Hey, Vincent, why are you so pale? 342 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,168 What's going on? She's not pumping any more! 343 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,561 - She's all dry over here! - Hit her! 344 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,802 - Don't hit her if she's not well! - Enough! 345 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,360 - It's the heart! - The heart is over there! 346 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,284 - What's wrong with her? - She needs to go to the hospital! 347 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,762 - She's going to die. - She's strong, our Meat! 348 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,571 - Come on, stick her back in the fridge. - What if she dies? 349 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,405 - We'll see tomorrow. - Meat! You're spoiling our meal! 350 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,801 Come on, Samson, come with me. 351 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,925 All right, let's go to town. 352 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,609 Come on, Grace. 353 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,368 FUNERAL HOME 354 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,041 - Hi, Jean-Paul. - Hi, George. 355 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,850 - Your wife didn't come? - She had to stay at home with the Meat. 356 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,447 We had a little problem... It will be all right. 357 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:41,369 Good evening. Come on in. Pleased to meet you. Jean-Paul. 358 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,009 Are you here for the surprise? 359 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,126 - It worked? - Excellent! It's ready. 360 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,407 Can't wait to see it. 361 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,441 - You're gonna like it, you'll see. - Excellent, I'm sure I'll like it. 362 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,931 Follow me. 363 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,485 Ta-da! 364 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,967 Thank you! Thank you! 365 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,482 Mr Jean-Paul? 366 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,889 Will this do for the old lady? 367 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,481 Get out of here! Get out of here! 368 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,443 I'm sorry 369 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,008 - What's wrong with these people?! - My name is Jean-Paul. 370 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:40,091 I'm in charge of this coffin-making company. It's a family business. 371 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,730 I'm fortunate to be one of the few living beings 372 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,689 in the middle of all this death. 373 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,809 You find that fortunate ? 374 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:58,529 Well, once the vampires started coming, with their ever-more precise requests, 375 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,845 I came up with a system to recycle used coffins... 376 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,763 so that we only burn the corpses. 377 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,529 It doesn't bother anyone. Especially not the concerned party! 378 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,291 That's how I was able to offer vampires 379 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,888 all kinds of used coffins, 380 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,362 with different scents, odours. 381 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:32,322 They have pretty specific requests. Pretty peculiar. 382 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,802 We had some requests for children's coffins, 383 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,691 young girls', 13 to 14 years old. 384 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,604 And then you have other vampires, like George, who prefer 385 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,322 centenarians' coffins, 386 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,242 with longer lives to them! 387 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,280 Are vampires good customers? 388 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,448 Well, isn't it unusual when people buy more than one coffin in their lifetime! 389 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,681 I'd be a fool to let that pass me by. 390 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,446 Although it's not easy to live with, I must confess. 391 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,485 Eva! 392 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,566 Thank you. 393 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,291 - Good night. - Good night. 394 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,249 Little Heart told us to bring the film crew along. Here they are! 395 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,368 Hey, we were missing you! 396 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,086 How are you? 397 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,084 Listen, the neighbours are here, so take it easy. 398 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,525 I can't promise anything. 399 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,921 Little Heart threw a hell of a party, you'll see. 400 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,162 OK, I'm going back in, I'm having a ball! 401 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,607 Good night, Bienvenu and Elisabeth. 402 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,687 Always necking? 403 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,564 Good night. 404 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,204 OK, make yourselves at home. And cheers! 405 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,767 Who is Little Heart? 406 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,411 Little Heart is the leader of our community. 407 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,771 He's not like George. Not handsome. But he's the leader. 408 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,844 The leader... 409 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,206 And he holds the Code, you know what I mean? 410 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,369 Little Heart... 411 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,684 Little Heart: leader of the Belgian vampire community 412 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,606 Are you bored? Is that it? 413 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:16,685 We wanted to thank you for letting us host that TV crew. It's a lot of fun. 414 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,810 - Thank you. - You haven't eaten them yet? 415 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,611 No, they're still alive. 416 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,806 Good night! 417 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,321 Don't you tell me good night? 418 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,131 Actually, I've got a problem with my coffin. 419 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,682 So then my wife is screaming, the car breaks down... 420 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,321 There's all these insects swarming around. They're making all these holes. 421 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,083 Recently I became allergic to humans. 422 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:47,803 Every time I'm near them, I get a rash, my nose runs, I swell. 423 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,123 It's always such a pleasure to be at one of your panties. 424 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,125 I'm so moved... My nose is bleeding! 425 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,767 - Good evening, Little Heart - Good evening. 426 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,604 - Good night. - Good night, Eva. 427 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,489 Man, I'm starved! 428 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,968 Miss! You misunderstood me! Come back! 429 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,409 It's not easy to be eternal, you know. 430 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,848 We can get bored. So we have to be creative. 431 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:34,362 We try and renew things on a permanent basis. 432 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,768 Come in. Welcome to our school. 433 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,683 Here we show films. 434 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:22,288 It's important to learn to laugh. It stimulates their cruelty. Interesting... 435 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,251 Come on. 436 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,045 How are you? 437 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,205 Good night. 438 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,288 Let me introduce you to the school director, Wolczek III. 439 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,805 Good night. 440 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,847 OK, so, like we said? 441 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,211 Follow me. 442 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,484 - Tell us how you became a vampire. - Right, yes, of course. 443 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,803 I'm sorry... I'm just not used to speaking to my dinner. 444 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:17,126 I became a vampire in the Great War. I met Jean-Charles, right here. 445 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,726 We met on the battlefield. 446 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,490 Fell madly in love. 447 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,688 All right, now repeat after me. 448 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,004 That history course is very important to me. 449 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:41,324 In a society like ours, culture tends to go by the wayside. 450 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,164 We lose any sense of the past. 451 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,561 I want every student 452 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:50,043 to know his history inside out. 453 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,681 Sharing a school with mortals by day, 454 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,684 does that cause problems? 455 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,689 Right, I see what you mean. You're referring to the boy, aren't you? 456 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,527 One mishap, in 17 years! 457 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,322 An eight-year-old boy. 458 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,085 What's there to eat in an eight-year-old boy? 459 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,322 What can you eat in an eight-year-old boy? 460 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,528 Nothing to write home about, is there? 461 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,083 No, no, no! Open your mouth even wider, why don't you?! 462 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,528 You over there! Are you listening? 463 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,683 That's not how you're gonna learn to bite! 464 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,885 Come on now! 465 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,410 - I tilt the head back. - Yes. 466 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,448 - I turn it 15 degrees. - Right. 467 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,841 - 15 degrees. - OK. 468 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,686 And I bite the external carotid anew. 469 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,483 No! Not with you mouth like that! 470 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,042 No, that won't do! Come on, do it again! 471 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,724 - One, I tilt the head back. - Right. 472 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,768 I turn it 15 degrees. 473 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,686 - Three, I bite the external carotid. - External, right. 474 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:14,090 I can't believe this! I can't believe it! You are a total moron! 475 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,562 You're already like your father! I had your father... No! That's not it! 476 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,441 Get up, Samson, stand up and bite! 477 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,447 You've seen where the carotid runs, I drew you a schematic. 478 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,922 So draw me an X, so I can see it. Put an X mark on there and I'll spot it. 479 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,241 Oh, sure! Cos when you see somebody, 480 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,642 you'll first ask them to put an X on their neck so you can bite them? 481 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,805 How is this possible? Bite with your teeth! I've had enough now! 482 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,690 Everybody's looking at you everybody's waiting! 483 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:50,561 You'll do it again and again until you do it right! Go on! 484 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,400 - Where do you bite? - The external carotid anew. 485 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,245 Right, so find it and do it. 486 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,130 - It's right here. - Go ahead. 487 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:12,047 I tilt the head back, I turn it 15 degrees. 488 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,409 And three, I bite the external carotid. 489 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,323 Not like that! 490 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,962 Steve, show him! I can't believe this! 491 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:33,207 Right, I'm a friend of the family. Mainly Samson's. He's my pal. 492 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,446 We go back a long way. We party together. 493 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,922 I'm always welcome here. 494 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,731 Back in the day, I was in a band. 495 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,571 You probably know them: The Doors. I was playing with Jim and everybody. 496 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,567 Then one night things went nuts. We played this gig that went on forever, 497 00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:01,090 and then we partied... And then I don't know. 498 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,642 Blackout. I must have died that night. 499 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:10,090 I can't explain how or why, 500 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:15,530 but I woke up a vampire in Cabriés, 501 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,001 near Marseille. Well, near Lac Bleu. 502 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,367 That's where you got the French southern accent? 503 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,321 I think so, yeah. I never had it before. I was American! 504 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,481 Samson! 505 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,241 - Steve? - Yeah. 506 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,761 - Hi, Samson. - Wait a second. 507 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,091 Come here quick! 508 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,046 Look! 509 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,810 Where did you find him? 510 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,249 - Help me out. - He's beautiful. 511 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,481 Take the front. 512 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,961 - He's magnificent! - I found him by the hospital. 513 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,611 They'd just left the moron there! So I took him! 514 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,411 Man, he's still warm. Nice and full! 515 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,289 Have you ever eaten any of these? 516 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,727 A couple of times, but this one is really beautiful. 517 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,642 This is the first time we've got both the meat and the vegetable! 518 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,564 OK, I'll start. 519 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,291 - After you, sir. - He's not even cramped or stressed. 520 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,362 All right, let's do it. 521 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,289 Let me show you something. 522 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,006 Bite me! 523 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,525 Look, look! 524 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,888 Help me, help me... You'll see. Stand him up! 525 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,887 When I tell you, let him go. Watch! Let him go! 526 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,051 Look, you're gonna see something incredible. 527 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,722 - Look at his teeth! Look at his teeth! - Holy shit! 528 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,124 Shit, they grow fast! 529 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,090 Go, go, go! 530 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,244 Fuck! 531 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,647 Hey, where is he going? 532 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,169 Grab him, grab him! 533 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,846 No, not that! 534 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,204 Hold him! 535 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,370 Grab him, he's moving! 536 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,129 Technically, according to the Code, you've killed a vampire. 537 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,324 Do you understand that? 538 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,368 You really are little jerks. 539 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,649 Anyway... See you. 540 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,770 My name is Paul Absil. I've been the school director 541 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,161 for 15 years now. 542 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:45,450 When I got the job, I never realised 543 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:52,051 the school was occupied at night by other beings. 544 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,885 Even if they'd told me, I wouldn't have believed it. 545 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,931 Anyway, in the morning 546 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,368 I often find traces 547 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,249 of their nocturnal libations... 548 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,921 Naturally, it's dry now. 549 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,607 Once, at a Halloween party, a little boy disappeared. 550 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,923 But that was the only glitch in 16 years, so... 551 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,050 It's not, well, one little boy in 16 years, it's not too bad! 552 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,364 Nothing to write home about, is it? 553 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,010 All right, you. 554 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,204 It's for your own good. 555 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,209 - You do this every night? - Well, yeah, have to. 556 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,251 Or else, no more rabbit in the morning. 557 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,164 They must have some powerful political support... 558 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,242 Do they scare you? 559 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,483 Frankly, yes. Of course, they scare me. 560 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:50,202 To be perfectly honest, I'm not comfortable at all. 561 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,842 Welcome to "Crime Boulevard". 562 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,049 Today we're talking about one of history's most famous criminals, 563 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,246 Jack the Ripper. 564 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,962 A droll character who has made big and small vampires laugh since 1888. 565 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,522 Professor Nicholas will tell us... 566 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,083 Stay here when I'm talking to you! 567 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,162 I'm glad you're here. 568 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:25,203 Your parents are difficult people. You must be brave. 569 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:30,165 - You are wonderful, Grace. - Thank you. 570 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,007 Your parents are retrograde. 571 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,847 Look at us, for example. We're a modern couple. 572 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,651 We quickly got familiar with each other. 573 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,610 - How you doing? - Fine. You? 574 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,489 You see, Grace? 575 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,006 There will always be a place for you here, Grace. 576 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,685 Thank you. 577 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,611 Tell me about vampires' sexuality. 578 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,487 Well, to start with, we have no taboos. 579 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,767 We sleep with whoever we want among us. 580 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,923 Vampires are really good lays, I have to admit. 581 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,367 We don't have your taboos. 582 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:27,161 Samson just loves having sex with Bertha, his mother. 583 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:30,130 We have no framework for that, you understand? 584 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,410 There are no risks, we can't get pregnant 585 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,450 or get AIDS... 586 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,445 Sex is a very free thing in our community. 587 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,764 But you can't touch the leader's wife. The leader's wife is hands off. 588 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,404 - Good evening, George. - Good night, Eva. 589 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,491 Is Samson home? 590 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,042 Eva, please go home. I don't want my family to get in trouble. 591 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,007 Women like you are worse than daylight. Go home. Good night. 592 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,650 Good night. 593 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,241 Don't look at her. She'll go away. 594 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,166 Don't look at her. She'll go away. 595 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,283 It's Eva. I want to go with her. 596 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,690 - Dammit! You stay here. Get it? - I'll go if I want! 597 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,202 Do you understand what it means? 598 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,605 What it means for your family to go outwith Eva? 599 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,808 Do you understand? Do you? 600 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,329 Go back upstairs to your coffin. Go back to your coffin! 601 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,050 Think it over. 602 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:10,130 What troubles you? What upsets you vampires? 603 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,606 - What troubles me? - You in particular. 604 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:19,801 Nothing! Nothing upsets me. I don't see things that way. 605 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,046 I could worry that Grace might not get over her teenage rebellion... 606 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,848 that she might turn human. 607 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,849 Why are you humans so stressed out anyway? 608 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:39,289 It's because you think it can end at any moment. 609 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,810 But you don't know when. So you're afraid. 610 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,004 We are way beyond all of that. 611 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,682 - That stinks! - What is he doing there? 612 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,127 - Get out. - I'm sorry. I fell asleep. 613 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,922 - Dad, come on! - My daughter is in love with a human. 614 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,445 His name is Thomas. 615 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,127 Dad, could you turn out the light on your way out? 616 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,926 Thanks. 617 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,721 I left home, and I pitched my tent in their backyard. 618 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:26,681 I've been sleeping here for... 619 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,610 two or three weeks. 620 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,002 I'm not sure cos I got into their rhythm. Now I live at night, like them. 621 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,087 - What's going on? - You get out of there! 622 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,208 - What's got into you? - What the hell were you doing in there? 623 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,328 - What's the matter with you? - Get inside. 624 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,323 You're really sick, all of you! 625 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,122 Not now, Samson, we don't have time. Let's go. 626 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,490 I think, really, I would love to be a vampire. 627 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,608 I think I'm worthy of being one. 628 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,328 Grace, eat! 629 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,640 I'm not hungry. 630 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,609 - Why? - I'm just not hungry. 631 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,330 Come on, it's full of mortamines! 632 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,883 No! We've been eating blacks for three months now. They stink, I'm sick of it. 633 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,327 - Good evening! - Good evening. 634 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,164 Enjoy your meal. 635 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,051 - Did anybody invite you? - No. 636 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,203 - Nobody at all. - But, George, if I refer to the Code, 637 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,410 article one, page one: "All vampires..." - OK, fine. 638 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,925 Yes, right, I think so. 639 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,527 I also think, Bertha, that I am sitting in your place here. 640 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,564 Men at the wrists. Excuse me. 641 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,082 - Well, enjoy your meal. - Enjoy, Bienvenu. 642 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,209 Come on, Samson, eat. 643 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,289 An excellent choice. 644 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,563 - Aren't you eating, Grace? - No, I'm not hungry. 645 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,086 She's difficult, isn't she? It's a difficult age. 646 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,810 She's a difficult child. 647 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,043 Better to have a difficult child than no child at all. 648 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,805 You know Bienvenu and I have chosen not to have a child. 649 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,723 We prefer taking our time 650 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,804 - and not pick a child too hastily. - Yeah, right! 651 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,565 Well, don't take too much time. He's getting cold. 652 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,531 What's that? 653 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,010 Is this a joke? 654 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,683 Excellent, George. 655 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,690 Don't you know what it means to have a human at your table? 656 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,048 - He's not eating. - This is extremely serious. 657 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:15,081 The Code forbids having a human at one's table. 658 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,844 It means immediate expulsion. 659 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,005 I went through that in 1887. It was extremely violent. You have no idea. 660 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,401 I don't give a shit about expulsion! 661 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,246 Leave him alone! 662 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,371 Stop it! 663 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,205 - Leave him! - Go on! 664 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,966 Get out of here! 665 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,126 It's silly but, Thomas, 666 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:47,081 when I pinch him, it hurts him. When I burn him, I burn him... 667 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,642 That body full of life makes me feel... alive! 668 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,006 I think... in a way, they are superior to humans. 669 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:59,120 It's a kind of evolution for human nature... 670 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,240 Sooner or later, the whole world will be vampires. 671 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,243 - We're pleased to see you, Steve. - Very. 672 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,085 - We've something important to tell you. - I'm listening. 673 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,686 Haven't you noticed anything in the last few days? 674 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:14,561 - Not really. - Someone new? 675 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,689 Someone who hangs around at the dinner table? 676 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,249 - That young guy? - That young guy, as you put it yes- 677 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,926 Well, beware: he is human. 678 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,411 That's very serious, Steve. 679 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,530 If you go and eat in there, that makes you an accomplice. 680 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:41,804 Do as you please, but if you eat in there, just know what to expect. 681 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,885 Wait a second... You say I'm an accomplice? Hell, no... 682 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:51,682 But if I'm an accomplice, so are you! You live in their cellar! 683 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,604 - That's completely different. - Like hell, it's different. 684 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,605 We are just two honest people, trying to protect you... 685 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,081 Steve, we speak to you out of friendship. 686 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,606 Well, you know what? I don't want your friendship! 687 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,603 - Hey, easy there. - Calm down, Steve. 688 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,765 No. I'm starting to be on to you. That's right, I get it now. 689 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,604 - What? - The bit with the trash cans! 690 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,444 The shutters that wouldn't close! 691 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,490 Now I know who did a shit in Papa George's coffin! 692 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,723 Do you realise what you're saying, Steve? In front of them! 693 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,370 Who the hell do you think you are? 694 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,125 - Who are you to judge them? - Elisabeth and Bienvenu. 695 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,010 Bienvenu, yeah... Some welcome! 696 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,448 You guys are shit eaters! Those people are adorable. 697 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,730 - You are being rude, Steve. - No, it's you. You are rude to do this. 698 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,443 Shit eaters! 699 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,249 You are worse than humans! 700 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,884 What's the worst thing that could happen to you? 701 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,363 - In the near future? - To not die. 702 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,288 To stay a vampire, 703 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,320 and not find a solution 704 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,888 to become human again. 705 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,047 I miss so many things. 706 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,770 I'd like to be able to cry, 707 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,729 but I can't. 708 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,566 - You can't cry? - No, we can't. 709 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,847 Only humans can cry. We can't ever be sad for real. 710 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:09,847 We can't show what we feel deep down inside. 711 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,287 Nothing... Everything is dead inside us. 712 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,490 Can you even imagine that? Everything is dead inside us. 713 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,728 Nothing will ever happen to us. 714 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,842 30 years in total darkness. A true nectar. 715 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,365 I don't drink blood. 716 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,171 - Come on, Vincent, have a taste. - OK. 717 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,006 No, don't open! 718 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,965 Open the door! 719 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,922 - Good night. - Good night. 720 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,769 A message from the leader. 721 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,282 Sony, this one. 722 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,645 OK, well, 723 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,086 I'll let you give the news to the Bienvenus. 724 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,371 - Good night. - Good night. 725 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,249 - What is it? - Why? 726 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,682 Next time, we'll have to bring other people. 727 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,091 Hello, good night!. 728 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,403 We were at Nico's. What a feast. He always has these amazing panties. 729 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,211 But it's always too much. Too much to eat. 730 00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,011 And Regis told us this news. You have to hear this. 731 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,605 Come on, tell them! Tell them. 732 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,809 There's going to be two executions for the price of one. 733 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,245 Not good. That blood is disgusting! 734 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,846 Read this. 735 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:25,209 "Good night. We deeply regret to inform you that Samson, 736 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,646 your son, will be executed, together with my wife, Eva." 737 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,210 Well... I'll go. 738 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,328 Good night. 739 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,088 This is really bad timing. 740 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,325 Pain in the ass! 741 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,202 Samson, you have to go to London... 742 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,681 See our Father and ask Him to commute your sentence. 743 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,525 - How is he supposed... - How am I supposed to get to London? 744 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,841 How does one travel to London? 745 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,444 Eurostar? 746 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,329 This is taking forever! 747 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:45,401 Damn, it stinks in here! It stinks of humans! 748 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,531 Disgusting. 749 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:24,087 London: Romanian Embassy 750 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,608 My Lord... 751 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,883 Is that how you address him? My Lord, my lordship? 752 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,440 Is that how you say it in English? 753 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,162 - I don't know. - What are you good for, then? 754 01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,089 I'm gonna say My Lord. Or My King? 755 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,809 MY King, maybe... 756 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,445 Thank you. 757 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,131 A little bit. 758 01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,890 - How did it go? - Not bad. 759 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,129 It went pretty well. 760 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,410 It was all good. 761 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,166 But... let's say... he decided not to... 762 01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:00,891 On the other hand, we are expelled. Me and my family have to exile to Canada. 763 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,964 Canada, that's pretty nice... I mean, it's not... 764 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,847 He's really friendly. Really! Nice guy! 765 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,605 But a little stupid, a little dumb. 766 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,889 With his tirades... "Samson... 767 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,806 careful now, I know what you did last summer." 768 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,246 That's him. 769 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,083 I need four travel caskets for my family. 770 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:38,041 - It's rather urgent. What have you got? - Look, I have this here. 771 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,724 Is that good? 772 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,646 It's zinc. It's German. 773 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:51,808 So this is the big night? You are leaving today. 774 01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:01,448 - Are you leaving so soon? What is this? - You've done your suitcases? 775 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,967 - Let's go. - We didn't realise it was tonight. 776 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:10,921 - Time goes by too fast. - But it's not like we didn't warn you. 777 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,362 Be seeing you... maybe. 778 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,123 Good luck. Happy trails. 779 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,124 Well, that's it. They're gone. 780 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,129 It's a big room, isn't it? 781 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,363 Yeah, it's big. 782 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,370 So quiet. 783 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,603 What does that mean? 784 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:19,123 It means, "Men are all around me, 785 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,168 love me, 786 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:26,007 like flies around the light." 787 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,206 "But if they..." 788 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:35,690 - How do you say "the fire takes them?" - If they catch on fire? 789 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,330 "If they catch on fire, 790 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,529 it's all for naught." 791 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,490 Eva perished by exposure to daylight. 792 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:09,250 We were not permitted to attend the ceremony. 793 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,690 4 MONTHS LATER 794 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,281 I've never seen a vampire community as retrograde as in Canada! 795 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:47,604 We spent a couple of years there, until our Father of Fathers passed away. 796 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:51,651 Anyhow. D'you know that in Canada vampires have to work? 797 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:55,008 In Canada I worked at a blood bank. 798 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,606 Because the leader of Montreal's vampire community 799 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,002 had decided that vampires should team up with humans. 800 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,687 What an aberration! And work, can you imagine! 801 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,730 Hi, Samson, we haven't seen you for four months. 802 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,245 You seem to be in top shape. 803 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,561 Are you happy? 804 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:22,123 I'm farting fire. I'm farting fire! What can I tell you? 805 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,606 What else can I do? This place is the best for us. 806 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,569 Look, we got here four months ago. We were feeling low, Imean, 807 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,564 it's not easy to be in exile... 808 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,847 But anyway, I have to face it. 809 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:40,404 After all, I am a "grown-up vampire", as they say here. 810 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,210 Sol had to face things. 811 01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:46,284 I decided to develop a talent that I was keeping quiet up to now, 812 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,728 but, well, lam a singer. I sing to humans on the streets, 813 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:54,362 and I ask for a small contribution. Actually, they call that "busking". 814 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,328 And so I busk. 815 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,721 Actually, what made it easy right away is I met the leader of the community. 816 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:31,364 The head, the leader of Montreal's vampire community. 817 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,963 He's a fantastic guy. I think it's gonna... 818 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,361 You have great admiration for this man? 819 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:39,090 For Adelard? 820 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:42,044 Well, Vincent, 821 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,726 just like you admire any charismatic leader. 822 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:54,003 My name is Adelard Thibault. I've been... 823 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,923 for more than 90 years now 824 01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,086 the leader of Quebec's vampire community. 825 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,561 Oh yes, I had a pan in the "Battleship Potemkin". 826 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,404 You can see me briefly. 827 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:10,326 "Battleship Potemkin" by Sergei Eisenstein 828 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,164 The vampire community in Montreal 829 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,368 is quite different from any other. 830 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:18,126 I think it's absurd to be able to live forever, 831 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,727 to have this incredible privilege, 832 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,407 and to just stay the same, and do nothing! 833 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:28,290 I have a dream... I have a dream that Humanity as a whole... 834 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:31,603 I mean, that humans and vampires complete each other, 835 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:35,446 understand each other, go forward hand in hand! 836 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,969 They give us so much, they give their blood! They give us their own blood! 837 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,840 But we can give them a lot, too. We have to step out of the night. 838 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:53,004 In your environment, doing nothing is the way of life. 839 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,961 Boredom is the rule. And suddenly, we say, "Hey, get off your ass, 840 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:02,887 start participating, be active in life! " 841 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,248 Naturally, at first it causes panic. 842 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,647 Are those vampires happy? 843 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:13,327 Under the boot of small potentates, 844 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:17,689 local tyrants like that "Little Heart" fellow. 845 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:21,321 Isn't that an appalling name? "Little Heart"! Give me a break! 846 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:27,406 A Napoleon complex to the square! Trapped in the body of a boy! Pathetic! 847 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,084 Kind of sad for him, actually. 848 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,960 In my view, our vampires here are freer than everywhere else. 849 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:37,329 We have a real democracy here. A true democracy. 850 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,129 I was elected. 851 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,331 I listen to my vampires, I listen to my people. 852 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,731 This isn't some bourgeois governmental democracy. 853 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,404 It's a collaborative democracy. 854 01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:52,643 We have committees, people make decisions together. 855 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,769 And many of us take it further: 856 01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:00,165 we get married with humans! 857 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:05,246 True love is possible. Physical love. 858 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,130 A real union between two beings, 859 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,524 in spite of, and even thanks to, their differences. 860 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,961 You're surprised, aren't you? Well, me too. Look, I let it all overtake me. 861 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,371 And this girl... 862 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,170 I never understood a word she says, 863 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,685 cos they have a way of speaking that's totally bizarre. 864 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:47,845 You can't understand anything- I hope you'll meet her. She works here-. 865 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,561 This store is always open late, so I went in one night. 866 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:56,168 And I saw her... and it was, as they say, love at first sight. 867 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,447 I think it killed my mother. 868 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:08,121 - My big leech! - This is Sherman. 869 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,250 Sharon. 870 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,401 - What's your name? - Sharon. 871 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:15,050 Sherman. 872 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:19,205 I just totally thought, like, real vampires didn't exist. 873 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:23,763 Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of being a vampire. 874 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,844 Cos, when I was little, there was, like, this TV show 875 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:29,730 that was called "The Little Vampire", and... 876 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:34,451 He was so cute... And I just totally wanted to be like them, 877 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,605 to live at night and stuff, 878 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:44,050 the night, the moon, the werewolves, the blood, 879 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:49,524 and, like, to fly... I mean, especially, to fly. 880 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,090 Can't understand a word. 881 01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,728 Not a problem. Friends from Belgium. 882 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,362 Come on, Bertha... 883 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,449 George, leave me alone! 884 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,450 How's it going, Dad? 885 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:34,246 Is she back to normal? 886 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:36,811 Still not? 887 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,762 Damn, enough already! Aren't you fed up with it? 888 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,047 Have you seen your face? 889 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:46,044 You're not gonna spoon-feed her forever, are you? 890 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,365 Want some? 891 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:58,167 Man, they're so old! I feel like they've chosen to grow old. 892 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:02,211 I've found a new life, and I don't care, I have to tell you. 893 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,487 You don't bite, you don't eat humans any more? 894 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,928 No, we still eat humans. But the thing is, it's all more regimented. 895 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,163 You can't bite anybody you run into. You don't get humans delivered. 896 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,811 You have to deserve the human you eat. 897 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,929 And generally they're old people. 898 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,164 Nowadays, with the baby boomers who are getting older, 899 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:24,130 we have more and more healthy old people. 900 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,440 They want to feel young. 901 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,649 It's an obsession with their generation. It's their charm, too. 902 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:33,601 And it's great, because we get a bunch of old folk in good health. 903 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,682 Look at the city. It's magnificent. 904 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:39,321 Vintage wine or vintage blood is like a landscape, 905 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,324 a taste landscape that's way broader. 906 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:46,485 When you bite a child, when you bite a young man or a young woman, yeah! 907 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:50,326 It's the juicy fruit, the vivacity in the blood. 908 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:54,724 But when you bite an old man, you get all that life behind him. 909 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,280 OK, there's the meds, that's not so tasty, sure... 910 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:00,170 Cos they're highly medicated nowadays. 911 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:05,201 Sometimes it tastes awful. But not all meds taste bad! 912 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:09,410 They're getting more refined now. But chemotherapy is terrible. 913 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,245 When you bite into a cancer patient, it's really bitter. 914 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,403 I come from Belgium 915 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,491 To see what's going on in Canada with my whole family 916 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:29,805 My mother's sick, my father's not well 917 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,566 My sister's turning human again What else is new 918 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,530 But who cares, she'll be here 919 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,327 No pulse in the third eye. 920 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,165 Strange. 921 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,723 Marc-Antoine Dahout. I'm a psychologist. I'm human. 922 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:07,284 But I try to help vampires get through certain experiences. 923 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,966 That's why this family called on me. 924 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:15,003 The moon looked through the window as you slept... 925 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:18,402 and said, "I like this child." 926 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:24,002 She softly climbed down her stairs of clouds, 927 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,447 then she lay over you, 928 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,729 with a mother's gentle touch. 929 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,848 This unusual malady 930 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:36,164 is a return of the vampire state to the human state. 931 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,608 This is a particularly painful experience for vampires, 932 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,127 who view the human condition as utterly undesirable. 933 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:47,524 Listen, this is worrying. She doesn't react to liturgy. 934 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:53,927 I will try to provoke a state of induction. 935 01:17:55,280 --> 01:18:00,127 It may be a little embarrassing for you toward the end, because, you'll see... 936 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,726 Grace may be what we call "ill-bitten". 937 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,724 Her original bite 938 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:11,403 might not have occurred... 939 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:16,729 with sufficient passion... passion for eternity... 940 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,326 with enough voracity. 941 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,289 That's when we talk about "ill-bitten vampires". 942 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,011 An ill-bitten vampire. 943 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:31,491 I know you met a boy. I spoke with your parents. 944 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,086 Maybe he got near you, 945 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,690 he kissed you. 946 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:42,369 Did you let him, Grace? You did, didn't you? 947 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,922 What happened then? 948 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:52,408 What happened, Grace? Did he undress you? Did he get you naked? 949 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,890 Did he slip his hand between your thighs? 950 01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:01,809 Did you open them for him, you slut? 951 01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,200 You're crying, 952 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,644 you slut! 953 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,124 You have loved. 954 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,168 You little slut. 955 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,722 She is lost. Lost. 956 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,883 I'm sorry. Sony. 957 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,163 That'll be $500. 958 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,849 I'm gonna pay him. 959 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,161 Bertha? 960 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,010 Not feeling better? 961 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:44,485 You know what? I was walking down the street, and guess what I heard. 962 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:48,042 Kids yelling! And you know what? I thought of you. 963 01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:51,602 And I brought you a surprise... 964 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,929 Your new daughter. 965 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,801 How nice. 966 01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:09,609 - What's your name? - Lisa. 967 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,169 You want to play with Bertha? Yes. 968 01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:20,403 Let's go play. We're gonna play with Bertha. 969 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,370 Don't be shocked. 970 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,887 This little girl is going to live happily with her new family, 971 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:28,610 forever and ever. 972 01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:37,569 It's for little miracles like those that I do my work. 973 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:44,842 When you come back next year, this family will be completely integrated. 974 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:49,369 Integration works best through the kids. There will be smiles on all these faces, 975 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,568 there will be colours all over. 976 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:56,525 They will be living totally differently. Exit darkness! 977 01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:00,004 Mission accomplished! 978 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:11,970 When our Great Father passed away, we decided to go back to Belgium. 979 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,361 I think our penance in Canada 980 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:18,126 had exceeded all acceptable limits. 981 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:22,489 I don't know what the future will bring, but I'm curious. I can't wait to see. 982 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:26,326 You won't see it. Unless you decide to become vampires. 983 01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:29,210 It could be arranged. We can talk about it. 984 01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:44,648 Without whom this film would not have seen the night.76467

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