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♪♪♪
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SNACK EMERGENCY!
Everyone eat up!
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We got Eggs! We got Walnuts!
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We got Omega 3's, 4's and 19's!
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And we got KAAALE!
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- Kaaale?!
(Gulp, spits)
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(Chocking)
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MMPH! Oooooh!
It burns. IT BURNS!
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- It's brain food!
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We gotta smarten you kids up,
pronto!
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Chef! These walnuts still have
the shells on them!
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- They do?
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(Crunch, shattering, gulps)
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Tastes good to me!
- What is going on?!
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- Don't be alarmed.
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But the school board is coming
to perform mandatory testing
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that no one is prepared for.
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TODAY!
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- Testing? Today?!
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But why didn't anyone tell me?
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- I got an email about it
a few months ago,
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but I completely forgot
until I saw it on the news!
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- World-wide school testing
begins today.
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So remember, if your kids fail,
blame the teacher.
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♪ Tam ta da! ♪
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(Screams)
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- You kids gotta pass the
tests. I need this job!
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- Yeah, but if we fail,
nothing will happen to us!
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- Wrong. The kids who
don't pass the test
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get sent to work at...
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the cheese factory.
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- OOoh. I love cheese!
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- Ha! You won't for long.
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Every shift is 28 hours long
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and there are no days off.
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There's cheese everywhere,
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But you're not allowed
to eat any!
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If you try, you'll get ZAPPED
by lasers
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until you..... EXPLODE!
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- (All gasp)
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- You guys aren't seriously
believing
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Harold's fake story about--
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- We need to start studying now!
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- OR we can just order THIS!
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BEHOLD! The BRAIN STRAIN 3000!
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It makes you the smartest
person in the room.
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It says so right in the ad!
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(Classical music plays)
(Soft slurp)
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I could say with some
authority, that's true.
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(Thud)
Ahh!
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- (Groans)
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- That's cheating! Only
studying can make you smart.
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Chef, what's going to be
on the test?
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- No clue! Math! History!
Emotions!
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Flavor profiles! Who knows?
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It was all in the email,
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but then there was a terrible
administrative error.
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♪ Chef and jelly donut time! ♪
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♪ Chef and jelly donut time! ♪
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(Splat, computer fizzles)
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(Explosion)
Whoa!
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What is in this donut?!
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- You don't even know what's
going to be on the test?!
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- Uh oh.
Her eye's twitching.
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- Yep. Storm's a comin'.
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- No. I'm okay. It's okay.
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That's okay. We're okay.
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We don't know what's on
the test. No problem.
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We'll just have to study...
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everything!
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(Screams)
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♪ Ta ta! ♪
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- Okay. Start with the easy
stuff.
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Computer voice: Spell
antidisestablishmentarianism.
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- A-N-T-I-D-EEEEE!!
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(Chain saw buzzes)
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Ugh! I'm trying to study!
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Do you have to do that
right now?
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- Well, ice melts,
Courtney, so...
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yeah.
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(Chain saws buzz loudly)
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- I don't need to study anyway.
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I'm brilliant.
Watch:
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12 X 83 is....
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I-I DON'T KNOW!
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(Slapping)
FIND A! WAY TO!
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PASS THIS TEST!
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(Owen whistling, ball thuds)
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(Thud)
- ARGGGGGH!
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- Sorry.
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- Why isn't anyone taking this
seriously?!
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- Well... we can't study
everything.
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So we decided to study nothing.
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- (Yawns) Wake me up when
it's time
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to go to the cheese factory.
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But if we study we could--
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(Duncan laughs)
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- You're not even going to try?
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- Nope.
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(Bat cracks, glass shatters)
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- (Moans)
Where are you going?
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- I'm all packed up
for the cheese factory.
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- Goodbye toy box. (kiss)
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Goodbye spinny globe planet.
(kiss)
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- I'm gonna miss that globe.
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I wiped all my boogers on it.
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- I have my whole life
mapped out.
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University. Double PHD in math
slash horseback riding.
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A summerhouse in Malibu.
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I can't just give up;
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I have to pass this test!
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I guess Harold's silly idea
isn't so bad after all.
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The Brain Strain 3000
You're my last hope.
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(Phone ringing)
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I could feel you judging me.
Stop it.
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(Engine roars, tires screech)
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(Glass shatters)
AAAH!
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This better be worth
the 99 cents!
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(reads) "Place on head before
activating Brain Strain 3000."
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Okay... here we go!
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(Beep) Whoa. (Zapping)
Whoooa-a-a-a.
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(Whooshing)
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That's funny.
I don't feel any smarter.
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But I was pretty smart already.
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Hmm. Better test myself!
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3.5 Seconds?
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That's the same time
I always get.
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Urgh, I just got ripped off!
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That dumb BRAIN HAT
didn't work!
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- Huh? Sorry I was watching my
new favorite show.
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It's called "Blank Square"
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and it. Is. Awesome.
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- The tablet's not on.
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- Hey, I was watching that!
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(Relieved sigh)
So good...
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- Okay... weird.
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- Oh hey, Courtney!
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I finally found the perfect
place to tunnel!
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(Crash)
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(inside cabinet) Woohoo!
I'm free!
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- Umm. Actually...
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- Check out my Lumpy dog!
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I found it at the animal
library.
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- You stole a camel
from the zoo?!
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- Haha! Camels aren't a real
thing!
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(Knocking)
- My tunnel has a door?!
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COOOOOOL!
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- Something weird is going on.
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I better tell Chef!
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Chef! Something strange
is goi--
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- ZIP-TA-BABA!!!
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Look I built a little track
to race cars on.
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Wait here! (Giggling)
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(Engine starts, tires screech)
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(Crash)
- Ahhhhh!
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- Winner Winner chicken
for supper!
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- What happened to everyone?!
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- Don't know, but if there's
a grade worse than F,
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that's what they'll get.
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- Gwen? You seem normal.
I mean, for you.
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- All I know is I was
in my egg chair
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and there were a weird sound
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and now Owen thinks
the garbage is Santa Claus.
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- Santa, your breath smells
kinda funny!
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- Weird sound?
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(Gasp) Oh no...
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it must have something to do
with this thing!
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- We should call the help line.
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Number's on the back
of the box.
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(Buttons beeps, line rings)
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- Brain Strain 3000 help line!
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- Hi!
I used your product and--
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- Has anyone poured chocolate
sauce on their head
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and declared themselves
a dessert yet?
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- I'M A SUNDAE!
(Giggling)
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- Does butterscotch count?
- Yes!
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It is definitely working.
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Thank you for purchasing the--
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- But it didn't make ME
smarter.
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It just made everyone else,
well...
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less smart than they already
were.
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- That's how it works!
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There's no hat that can make
people smarter.
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This isn't the future.
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But you are now the smartest
person in that room.
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- How do we reverse it?
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- Yeah. We haven't figured
that out yet.
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But our best scientists
are working on it!
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(Sniffs, splash)
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(Glass shatters,
button clicks)
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I gotta go! If you figure out
how to reverse it
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please call us back!
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- This is really bad.
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Owen: WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
(Pins clatter)
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(Laughing)
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(Landing thud)
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- A boot is just a cereal bowl
you wear on your feet!
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- They're ALL going to fail
the test!
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Because of me!
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- Glad it's not my fault.
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I'd feel awful. Guilty.
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Mortified. Ashamed.
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- OKAY. OKAY.
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(Gasp) What if we teach
them?! Come on, Gwen!
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We can do this!
- Whoa!
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(Blows whistle)
Class is in session!
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♪♪♪
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(Both gasp)
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- Ahhhhhhh!
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(Screaming)
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- (Gasps)
- (Groans)
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(Giggling, crash)
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Ha ha!
All: Yay! (Cheering)
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- GRRRR!
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(Gasps)
- (Giggling)
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(Splat, giggling)
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(Splat, giggling)
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- (Gasp)
- (Groans)
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(Doorbell rings)
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- Oh no...
the school tester is here
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and no one learned anything.
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I'm going to try and fake it,
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but in case I have to use
my plan B
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you should get into your egg
chair!
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You'll be safe there.
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The class is just out here.
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Right this way.
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All: (Giggling)
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- Would you believe they're
just, um, learning...
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about... mud-camel displacement?
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- Are you kidding me?
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I am gonna fail every one of
you so hard
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it'll make your--
- You've left me no choice!
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(Button beeps)
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(Whooshing)
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- WOOOHOOOOOO!
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(Splash, giggling)
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(Splashing, giggling)
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- Did your plan work?
- Yup!
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No tester means no tests.
BOOM.
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Another problem solved
by Courtney!
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- This just in.
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People all around the world
are acting a little... kooky.
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PICTURES!
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Now let's surf!
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(Thuds)
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How do you fit all the people
inhere?
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So smalllllll. (Static)
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- Howwww?
- You used it outside,
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so now we're the two smartest
people left on earth.
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- I can't. I can't...
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- WHOA! Wait.
What are you doing?
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- Do you really want to spend
the rest of your life,
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just you and me,
taking care of all of them?!
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(Splashing, giggling)
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- I hate it when you're right.
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- Don't worry. You and I will
never be right again.
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(Whooshing)
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- Yeehawww!
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