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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:20,477 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,777 today is a very special day. 3 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,280 Does anyone know why? 4 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,781 - My birthday! 5 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,613 - No, Cody. 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,698 This is something important. 7 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,583 (Blows) 8 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,580 Today is a super special day! 9 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,423 Oh yeah! It's the one... 10 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,381 the only... 11 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,090 International Cousins Day! 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,591 All: (Cheering) Hooray! 13 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,302 (Then realizing) Huh? 14 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,972 - That's not a real thing. - You bet your face it is. 15 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,391 And help us celebrate International Cousins Day 16 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,221 I've invited two of your cousins to joins us. 17 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,977 - Please, please, please. - No, no, no... 18 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,558 (Drum roll) 19 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,443 - Gwen's cousin, Ella... and Owen's Cousin Max! 20 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,611 - Noooo! - Yes! 21 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,650 - (horrified) This is terrible. 22 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,784 My cousin, Max, is a total monster! 23 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,202 - (happy) This is amazing... 24 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,620 my cousin, Ella, is a total monster. 25 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,619 - Chef, this isn't a good idea. 26 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,792 - (Grunts) It'll be fine. 27 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,371 - Max doesn't play well with others. 28 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,997 - Pish-posh. 29 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,543 - Ahhh! (Landing thud) Oof. 30 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,627 If Max comes here, 31 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,262 lives will be lost. 32 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,880 - Relax, Owen, your cousin isn't gonna hurt anyone. 33 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,427 - Thank you, Gwen. 34 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,761 - Because he won't get a chance to! 35 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,256 - Ugh, here we go. 36 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,388 - My cousin is 12 feet tall, 37 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,555 covered in dragon scales, has a mouth full of fangs, 38 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:47,015 glowing red eyes and breath of FIRE. 39 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,356 She'll devour you all! 40 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,652 (Dragon roar) 41 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,315 All: (Horrified screams) 42 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,033 - You might not know this about me 43 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:55,993 but I find the terrified screams of children 44 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,704 to be very soothing. 45 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,204 - Oh, come on, 46 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,615 nothing dangerous has ever happened here before. 47 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,075 - Wha-what?! 48 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,535 Have you never watched an episode of this show? 49 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,999 - Now-now, Max and Ella will be here 50 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,668 for International Cousins Day any second. 51 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,627 I want you all to be extra nice 52 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,547 and make them feel welcome. 53 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,386 All: Yes, Chef. 54 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,851 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) - What that sound? 55 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,432 Animals: Huh? 56 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,935 - She's' here. 57 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,689 (Birds chirp) 58 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,114 - Why hello, my new friends. 59 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,033 I'm Gwen's cousin, Ella. 60 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,952 - That's Gwen's cousin?! 61 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,320 - She's so elegant. 62 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:42,198 - Dude, it's like smiles and sunshine had a baby. 63 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,407 - No. You're not, Ella! 64 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,707 - Oh, I really am, 65 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,580 and I'm looking forward to a day filled 66 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,917 with wonder and joy. 67 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,923 - Excuse us a minute. 68 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,546 What happened? You used to be a full-on monster! 69 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,303 Today you float in here 70 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,135 full of songs and sparkles 71 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,600 like some kind of magical unicorn fart?! 72 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,141 - I know I used to be a "bad girl", 73 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,885 but Sweetie Pie etiquette School 74 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,557 turned my frown upside down! 75 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,606 - But I promised everyone a monster! 76 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,280 They were looking forward to it! 77 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,148 - Well... (grumble) I was... 78 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,856 - Oh I'm sorry, 79 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,526 but seeing my naughty side is very unlikely. 80 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,195 - Wait. Unlikely? 81 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,456 So there's still a chance. 82 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,368 All I gotta do is push the right buttons. 83 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,287 Challenge accepted. 84 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,285 - Gwen, Courtney, Jude, Bridgette? 85 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,547 How about you give Ella a tour. 86 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,470 - Oh, that would be so nice. 87 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,679 - Yeah. Let's hope nothing upsetting happens. 88 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,469 - See? I told yaou her cousin wasn't evil. 89 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,176 (Rumbling) 90 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,846 - Did someone say evil? 91 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,056 Allow me to introduce myself. 92 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,806 Max Mayhem, 93 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:55,148 future super villain and fan of all things evil. 94 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:57,244 Call me Max. 95 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,200 - (Chuckle) Nice outfit, Mayhem. 96 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,991 - I said you can call me Max! 97 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,786 - Hi Max. 98 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,499 - Hello cousin Owen. 99 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,499 So this is your evil lair. 100 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,252 - It's not a lair it's a dayc-- 101 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,835 - Juvenile. Don't you think? 102 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,220 Doesn't exactly scream... evil! 103 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,088 - That's because it's actually a daycare-- 104 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,635 - Enough! It doesn't matter. 105 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,679 This place will be destroyed soon... 106 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,853 then the world! 107 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,352 - He wants to destroy this place? 108 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,694 I like him. 109 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,309 - Yeah. - Me too. 110 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,186 - And what an entrance! 111 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,652 - Like any true villain I need a minion 112 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:38,193 to help me carry out my evil plans. 113 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:42,027 - Who here hungers for evil and glory?! 114 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,565 - Right here! - Me! - Me-me-me! 115 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,948 - Silence! I only need one! 116 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:49,575 Therefore, I will put you through a series of trials 117 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:53,174 and see who rises to the top of the evil cream. 118 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,171 Let the minion competition begin! 119 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,304 All: Yeah! 120 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,050 - Chef, aren't you gonna stop this? 121 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,263 - Of course not. Make-believe is fun. 122 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,303 - But Max is serious! You need to-- 123 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,347 - Shh! Max is our guest, 124 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,851 so make him feel welcome 125 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,312 by playing any games he comes up with! 126 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,897 - You heard the large man. Follow me. 127 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,900 - All right! Let's destroy the world! 128 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,397 - Oh no! 129 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,735 This isn't the first time Max had a "minion competition". 130 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,322 He did it once with my stuffed animals. 131 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,042 - To be my minion, 132 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,409 you must survive this pit of lions! 133 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,206 Good luck. 134 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,250 (Ferocious lion snarling and roaring) 135 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,794 - Noooo! 136 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,089 Not only was it extremely violent, 137 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,382 we got banned from the zoo. 138 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,126 What should I do? 139 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:46,597 Cody, should I join the minion competition to try 140 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,639 and keep everyone from getting hurt? 141 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,433 - I drawed a cat. Meow. 142 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,812 - Harold your resume seems in order, 143 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,936 but under "training" you've written "toilet". 144 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,323 I'm not sure what that means but... 145 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,780 (realizing) ohhh. 146 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,610 Never mind, now that I've said it our loud I get it. 147 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,196 Go stand with the others. 148 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,781 - (Owen panting) 149 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,196 Max, I would like to tryout for the minion position. 150 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,656 - Excellent! 151 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,866 I've always thought you'd make a good minion. 152 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,336 Who knows we might even become friends. 153 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,798 - Really? 154 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,248 - If you survive! 155 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,218 (Evil laugh) 156 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,758 - (Whimpers) 157 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,971 - And now, the first trial can begin. 158 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,932 Escape the sandbox... 159 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,973 - Pfft! Super easy. 160 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,517 - that's filled with quick sand! 161 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,811 (All gasp) - Oh no! - Ahhh! 162 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,274 - Max, this is dangerous. 163 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,605 - Ridiculous! 164 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,979 (Button beeps) (Ferocious hissing) 165 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,487 - NOW it's dangerous. 166 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,989 - Ahhhhhhh! - Look out! 167 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,571 - Get us out of here! - HELP! 168 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,656 - Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? 169 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,951 I remember how to survive this trap. 170 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,155 Max does it every thanksgiving. 171 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,206 All I need to do is find the tail. 172 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,213 ♪ Happy birthday to me 173 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,165 Ahhhhhhhhh! Giant worm! 174 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,626 (Hissing) 175 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,375 (Screaming) 176 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,587 Quick! Hold hands! 177 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,848 (Screaming) (Landing thuds) Ooof! 178 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,180 - Whoa. Nice one, Owen! 179 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,136 - I'm quite impressed by your quick thinking. 180 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,806 - Guess we all won that round. 181 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,194 - Are you kidding me? 182 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,941 No one won that round, that was awful! 183 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:24,443 - Way to go, Owen. - Nice one. 184 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,106 - (Sighs) 185 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:30,656 - And next up on the tour is the lunch area. 186 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,701 - It's where we get our snack on. 187 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,245 Watch! 188 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:38,246 Pro-by shouda peel dit. 189 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:42,212 - How nice. I was going to save this surprise for later, 190 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,255 but...I baked cupcakes for everyone. 191 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,550 - (Cheering) Yay! 192 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,973 - (Groans) 193 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,891 - Gwen, your cousin is so nice. 194 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,721 - Uh-huh. Watch and learn. 195 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,466 Tour's over. 196 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,478 Time to make Ella mad. 197 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,600 - Mmm-mmm-mmm. - Mmmm.... 198 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,307 - They look delicious, Ella. 199 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,027 - I'd love one-oops. 200 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:07,358 Oh, no. The cupcakes are all ruined. 201 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,445 How... upsetting. 202 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,198 - (Angry growling) 203 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,742 (Clenched teeth) How can you do something like that...? 204 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,906 - Look Guys! Guys? 205 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,406 (Eating sounds) 206 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,577 - No time to look, dude! 207 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,086 (Gulp) These cupcakes are radical! 208 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,586 - (Softly) They are? 209 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,342 So you like them? 210 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,014 - Mmm! Loved them! 211 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,552 - Since when do you guys eat off the floor? 212 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,467 Well, Jude and Bridgette I buy, 213 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,095 but... Courtney? 214 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,102 - I follow all rules, Gwen. 215 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,944 And the three second rule is one of them. 216 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,112 (Face slap) 217 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,519 - When we are not doing our art projects, 218 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,778 this is where we play VR games. 219 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,030 Jude: Yeah-yeah-yeah! 220 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:53,529 (Chuckles) With these babies you're in a whole new world. 221 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,446 Sometimes I forget who I am. 222 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,115 (yells) I'M AN ALBATROSS! 223 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,455 WHOA! (Splat) 224 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:03,629 (Gasp) - That sounds so amazing! 225 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,709 Can we play a game with unicorns in it? 226 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,545 I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH! 227 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,131 - Oh! I know the perfect game to play. 228 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,970 "Robotic Unicorn Beat Down" 229 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,933 is all about beating down unicorns. 230 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,723 The title is perfect. 231 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,807 This'll send her to dragon city for sure! 232 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,902 - Unicorns are like horses, but they have horns. 233 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,769 - Dude, look at who you're talking to. 234 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,315 Ella probably owns a unicorn. 235 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,990 - (Giggle) No, silly. 236 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,148 You can't "own" a unicorn. 237 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,988 They're free to roam my backyard 238 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,333 and eat gum drops from my hands. 239 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,659 - Yeah-yeah, let's play. 240 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,333 (Hoovers thunder, neighing) 241 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,997 - Here come the unicorns! All: Yeah! 242 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,841 Max: Trial number two has begun! 243 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,630 You may have noticed that I've outfitted you 244 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,795 with chestnut-shaped helmets. 245 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,013 - WHAT?! How am I just noticing this? 246 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,934 - I bid you all good luck. 247 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,853 - Good luck with what? 248 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,931 - With surviving the h'angry squirrels, of course! 249 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,188 (H'ANGRY CHIRPING) 250 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,899 - Quick! Down the slide! - The slide? 251 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,194 (Gasp) No, wait! It's a trap! 252 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,486 Ah! Ah! Pardon me! Excuse me! Max trap! 253 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,034 MAX TRAAAP! 254 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,954 Ahhhhh! (Thump-thump-thump) 255 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,623 (Horrified screaming) 256 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,411 All: (Horrified screaming) 257 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,792 (Loud whirring) 258 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,048 (Shearing sound) 259 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,509 - Man that was close! 260 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,419 - Thanks Owen. - Yeah. 261 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,217 How'd you know there was a wood chipper 262 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,551 at the bottom of the slide? 263 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:39,135 - It's a classic Max trap. 264 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,641 Every Christmas he does this. 265 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143 - Hate to poop on your parade, but here come the squirrels. 266 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,765 (H'angry chirping) 267 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,273 (BZZZZZZT) 268 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,357 - Are you here for my birthday party? 269 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,152 (H'angry salivating) 270 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,105 - NO! BAD SQUIRRELS! 271 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,156 We have to share the cake! 272 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,989 - Owen... You're ruining this competition! 273 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,406 Maybe none of you have what it takes to become my minion. 274 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,666 - (Sigh) Guys, Max isn't gonna stop 275 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,379 until only one of us is left standing. 276 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,340 I think we should stop before that happens. 277 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,801 Duncan: Yeah, right. 278 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,721 You're just saying that because you're losing! 279 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,341 (High five slaps) 280 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,142 - (Panting) AGGH! Gotcha! 281 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,354 - You're going down, Unicorn! 282 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,314 (Punching thuds) (Neighing) 283 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,435 Agh! - GET SOME! 284 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,403 You can't get away from me! 285 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,323 - Gah! Urgh! (then) OOF! 286 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,663 - Oh no! A unicorn doesn't bend that way! 287 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,449 - NO! 288 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,703 - Ella, you're gone from the game! 289 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,905 - Don't worry, I'll get your unicorn for you! 290 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,786 HA, got your horn! 291 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,583 LIZOWSKI SLAM! 292 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,301 - Stop. Hurting. Unicorns. 293 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,209 You guys! Look! It's happening! 294 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,127 She's dragoning out! 295 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,876 - GRRRRR!!! 296 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,178 (Blows fire) 297 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,141 (Sizzles) Ow? 298 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,221 - (Catches breath) Oopsies. 299 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,437 I don't know what came over me. 300 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,938 - I do! And everyone saw it! Right guys?! 301 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,730 - Saw what? - What? - Huh? 302 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,984 - Are you kidding me! 303 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,526 Jude, tell them what just happened! 304 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,279 - Okay. You dudes aren't gonna believe this, but... 305 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,822 my unicorn breathed FIRE! 306 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,236 - What? 307 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,244 - (Gasp) The game can do that?! 308 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,156 - It must have been an upgrade. 309 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,495 - (Frustrated sigh) 310 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,620 - This next trial is fairly standard. 311 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,668 All you must do is walk across this narrow beam 312 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,922 positioned over a pool of toxic waste. 313 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,256 (All gasp) 314 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,840 - Oh and I tossed in a lion and an alligator 315 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,386 just for kicks and giggles. 316 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,850 - That's not real toxic waste. Is it? 317 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,060 - Oh, it's very real. 318 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,431 (ROARS) 319 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,228 - And begin! 320 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,402 - Come on, guys, it's easy. 321 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,521 Eyes forward. Don't look down. 322 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,688 I do this one every Labor Day. 323 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,526 - You-you've beaten my test of toxic troubles! 324 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,374 - So I won? Oh, please say yes. 325 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,290 I don't want my friends to get hurt. 326 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,538 - You've won nothing! 327 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,041 The "winner" isn't the one who crosses the line first. 328 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,214 it's the one who survives! 329 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,593 These trials will continue 330 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,089 until only one of you remains standing! 331 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,722 If you want to win, just kick the plank off. 332 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,089 Do it, cousin. 333 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,086 (Scared whimpering) 334 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,888 - (Gasp) I won't do it! 335 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,472 I won't hurt my friends! 336 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,937 International Cousins Day or not. 337 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,098 - Fine. I'll do it. 338 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,397 (Horrified screaming, splash) 339 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,231 (Burbling, sizzling) 340 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,066 There, it's over with. 341 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,401 - (Effort groans) 342 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,276 - (Sigh) Owen. You never cease to disappoint. 343 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,117 - Now, the trick to making a diamond tiara 344 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,661 is the right amount of glue... 345 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,332 macaroni... 346 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,253 and GLITTER! (Poof) 347 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,462 - Wow! - Amazing! 348 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,923 - Yeah. That's way better than my tiara. 349 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,594 (Bird chirps) 350 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,933 - Gee, Ella. That sure is amazing. 351 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,888 Let me try. OOPS... - Ahh! 352 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,469 - my glue. UH-OH, my macaroni. 353 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,755 - AHH! 354 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,137 - I sure hope I don't sneeze into this glitter. 355 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,226 AH-CHOO! - (Coughing) 356 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,311 - My outfit... 357 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,397 (Dragon voice) it's ruined! 358 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,112 Look! It's happening! She's... she's... 359 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,283 beautiful. 360 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,282 Both: (Gasp) She is! 361 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,865 - Oh my! Thank you, Gwen. 362 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,501 - C'mon, Ella. Come look at yourself in the mirror. 363 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,039 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 364 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,923 - Gwen, you want us to think your cousin 365 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,041 is a monster sandwich, 366 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,208 but she's really a burrito of sweetness. 367 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,678 I kinda wonder if you're tryin' to hide that from us 368 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,798 'cause you're scared that maybe, deep down, 369 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,636 you're as sweet as she is. 370 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,271 SWEEEEET?! 371 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,889 (Growls, rage screaming) 372 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,437 (Thuds, pained grunts) 373 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,610 - Hey, that's how chickens eat. 374 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,479 - UGH. Not only do the others not see 375 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,487 what a wicked-evil monster my cousin is, 376 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,069 now they think I might be sweet too? 377 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,275 My life is over. 378 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,615 - Well, I entered the minion competition 379 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,661 to stop my friends from getting hurt. 380 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,615 But Max won't stop until they're all goners. 381 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,496 - Owen! That's it! 382 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,753 - What is? - We should team up! 383 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,585 We just need a plan... 384 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,341 - Ooh! Leave that to me. 385 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,756 - Max, this is Ella. Ella, meet Max. 386 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,934 - Adequate to meet you. - Charmed. 387 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,345 - That's it? That's your plan? 388 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,854 - I'm surprised it hasn't worked already. 389 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,436 Say, Max. Why don't you let Ella 390 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,522 join the minion competition? 391 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,028 - Oooo, I don't know what a minion is, 392 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,650 but it sounds peachy. 393 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,357 - Hmm... very well. 394 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,947 But you have to pass a few trials 395 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,452 to catch up with the others. 396 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,993 - Sure! I love playing games! 397 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,998 (High five slap) 398 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,829 - Oh my, this sand sure is sinky. 399 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,877 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 400 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,800 (Birds chirp) 401 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,419 - THAT'S CHEATING! 402 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,297 It took me a while to make all of these, 403 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,965 but it was so worth it! 404 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,183 The squirrels love the outfits. 405 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,353 - Are you kidding me?! UNACCEPTABLE! 406 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,233 ♪ LALALALALA... 407 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,771 - No, no, no! 408 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,984 You're not supposed to sing on the board of doom! 409 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,565 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 410 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,280 - The only one getting upset is Max. 411 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,821 - What's it going to take?! 412 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,204 (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 413 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,832 What shall we do next? 414 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,369 - Nothing! You're out of the competition! 415 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,253 - But... why? 416 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,250 Because I...don't...like...you. 417 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,173 - (Stammering) Du-du-don't like me? 418 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,262 But no one has ever not liked me before... 419 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,838 (Demon voice, eyes glow) NO ONE! 420 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,804 - Well, that did it. 421 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,854 - She doesn't look like a dragon to me. 422 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,968 (Thunder booms) 423 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,595 ♪♪♪ 424 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,944 (Roaring) 425 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,609 - (Screams) 426 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,899 - Yup... that's a dragon. 427 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,783 - What is happening to her?! 428 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,780 - You're finally seeing the real Ella! 429 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,782 I told you she was a monster. 430 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,374 (Ferocious roar) (Fire sizzles) 431 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,661 - (Shocked gasps) 432 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,464 - (Chuckles) The look on your faces right now. 433 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,118 (Fire roars) 434 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,206 (Frightened whimpering) 435 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,962 (Roars) 436 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,554 (Huffs) - All right, young lady. 437 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,590 That's enough. I'm not fond of your behavior. 438 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,801 Whoa! (thuds) 439 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,137 This is not what Cousin's Day is... Ahh! 440 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,182 all about. 441 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,725 ahahahah FUNNY BONE! 442 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,309 Don't make me use my stern voice. 443 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,725 Ahh! Ahhhhh! 444 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,574 - Dude, you proved your point. 445 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,489 You can turn off your cousin now. 446 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,528 - Hm. I don't think I can. 447 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,822 - Well, someone has to do something! 448 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,566 - You're right! I'm taking bets! 449 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,327 Which psycho cousin will win?! 450 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,619 Max or-- 451 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,042 Max: (Screams) 452 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,580 Never mind it's over. - Help! 453 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,254 GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! 454 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,713 - GAH! 455 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,503 I can't let Max get dipped in toxic waste. 456 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,957 Even if he deserves it. 457 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,008 After all... it's Cousins Day. 458 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,142 (Rescue music) 459 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,140 - Will you come to my birthday party? 460 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,972 - Sorry, need to borrow this. 461 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,977 - YAY! 462 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,519 - Oh. This too. - (sad) Aw. 463 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,773 - (Whimpers) 464 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,524 - Do it. Doooo iiiiit. DO IT! 465 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,107 - (Screaming) 466 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,532 (Suspenseful music) 467 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,151 Owen: HEY! 468 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,568 I'll be needing my cousin back. 469 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,907 - GRRRRR! 470 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,791 - Also, can you light this birthday cake? 471 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,288 (Big inhale) (Splat) 472 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,961 - (Laughs) Nice one! 473 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,920 - (Exhales) Owen... you saved me. 474 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750 All this time I've spent trying to destroy people, 475 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,917 I never realized how it felt. 476 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,675 - Great, so can you stop trying to hurt my friends? 477 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,759 Oh, all right. 478 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,135 - And my stuffed animals? 479 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,181 - I make no such promise. 480 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,400 (Fist bumps) (Ella roars) 481 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,898 Gwen: Uh-oh. 482 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,900 (Roaring) 483 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,982 (Screaming) 484 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,147 (A car alarm goes off) (Stomping) 485 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,736 (Hitting thuds) 486 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,411 - Hey you bald squirrels, get away from my car! 487 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,620 (Stomping) 488 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,661 No! Stop! AH! 489 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,914 My lunch is in there! 490 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,956 - I was going to destroy the school! 491 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,829 You ruined everything you... 492 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,496 you... dumb old dragon girl! 493 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,086 (Loud crash) 494 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,590 This isn't the last you'll see of me! 495 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,633 - Okay, see you later. 496 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,257 Tell Aunt Bernice I said hi. 497 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,263 - GRRRRRR. - Ah! 498 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,755 - Hey, Ella. It's okay. 499 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,427 The kid who bugged you is gone. 500 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,399 - Goodness! Did I do that? 501 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,359 - You sure did, and thanks. 502 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940 You made a perfect impression. 503 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,815 Chef: WHERE'S ELLA?! 504 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,532 - Oh, dear, he sounds angry. 505 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,282 I probably should go. 506 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,953 - Probably. 507 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,122 - Well... (Sleeping Beauty like singing) 508 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,291 Tootles. 509 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,289 - Gwen, I owe you an apology. 510 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,792 Your cousin is the worst. 511 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,995 - Hey! (Kicking thud) 512 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,674 - GAH! Ah! Ow! Ooh! Eee! 513 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,013 - Nobody talks trash about my family but me. 514 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,511 But yeah. She's the worst. 515 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,394 ♪ La la la la la 516 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:38,449 ♪♪♪ 517 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:43,778 ♪♪♪ 518 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:48,378 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35087

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