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[Man Narrating]
Last week, as you recall,
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we left Dr. Smith
contentedly painting,
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unaware that within moments a
cosmic storm of mysterious origin
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would threaten to destroy
our tiny space colony.
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There.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm...Ah!
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I beg your pardon.
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Well, Penny,
what do you think of it?
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Well, I don't know much
about painting, Dr. Smith.
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Even a rank amateur
should be able
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to recognize my
talent as an artist.
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It burns through
the canvas like a beacon,
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lighting up
the depths of darkness.
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Well, I guess it does,
if you say so.
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When we return to Earth,
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I shall place my genius on
display for all to see.
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I would like to
express an opinion.
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You have my permission.
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[ Gags ]
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If you have a comment
to make, make it.
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I already have.
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How dare you!
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What does an insensitive brute
like you know about art?
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You, who have never
touched brush to canvas?
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Away, you cackling clod,
and leave me to my work.
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My day of retribution
will surely come.
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Do you see what I see?
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Well, I think I do.
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Whew, that's good
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because I was
beginning to think
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something was wrong
with my eyes.
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Have your fun, Major.
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Just remember, they also laughed
at Gauguin and Matisse.
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Uh, pardon me.
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What's it supposed to be?
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You probably will
not understand it,
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but it represents the inner feelings
of the sensitive man in space.
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Notice the blending
of the light.
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Warning! Warning!
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Dangerous storm approaching. Advisable
refuge be taken immediately.
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All right,
let's get inside.
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What about our
equipment outside?
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No time. Inside!
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[Wind Howling]
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Dr. Smith!
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[Yells]
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Dr. Smith!
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[Yells]
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My masterpiece.
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Let it go!
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Come on!
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I want my painting.
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[John ] Don't be a fool.
Come on!
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[Creaking]
The tank!
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[Yelling]
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Come on!
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Hurry!
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Don! Come on!
No.
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Oh! My masterpiece!
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My masterpiece!
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[Wind Howling]
[Thunder Rumbling]
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Why, it stopped.
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It's like somebody
turned it off.
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Well, the damage is done.
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Let's go outside
and pick up the pieces.
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You children stay in here.
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Aren't you coming
with us, Dr. Smith?
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Why? To look upon
a world of desolation?
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Oh, come on. We've been through
worse things than this.
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You've gotta learn
to look on the bright side.
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Sure. Like you always say, Dr.
Smith, "Onward and upward."
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Well, let us plunge
once more into the fray.
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That's the spirit,
Dr. Smith.
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Please spare me your
youthful optimism.
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My masterpiece.
My masterpiece.
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Here, let me
give you a hand.
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[Straining ] Thanks.
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Oh, everything is ruined.
I could just cry.
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If it would help any,
I'd cry with her.
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John,
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this is all of the condensation
unit I could find.
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Great. Look, you and Judy get
started on the garden right away.
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Until our food supply returns to
normal, we're gonna have to get by
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on emergency water supply
and high-protein pills.
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But we haven't very
much of either, John.
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Well, we're just gonna have to
make due with what we've got.
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I suppose. Judy.
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And you better get started
on that condensation.
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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And this is
the way our world ends,
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not with a bang
but with a whimper.
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Children, lunchtime.
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[Judy] What's on
the menu today, Mom?
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The menu is unlimited.
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Um, I think I'll have
a burger and fries.
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All right. There you are,
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one burger and
a fry coming up,
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with a milk shake
to top it off.
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What will you have, Will?
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A barbecue sandwich
is fine for me.
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All right. Fine.
Here, I think you better
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wash it down
with a little water.
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Judy, what will you have?
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Oh, I'm really
not very hungry.
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I think I'll just
have a protein pill
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and some water
to wash it down.
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There you are.
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Not bad.
A little too spicy.
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Oh? [ Penny] The
burger was delicious.
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That's what I'll
order next time.
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I cannot go on this way. I
simply must have some food.
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Stop your bellyaching, Smith.
We're all in the same boat.
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This chemical
concoction may be
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sufficient for
you and the others,
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but it hardly
whets my appetite.
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That protein capsule contains more
than enough nutrition for your needs.
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Perhaps for
the average man, Major.
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But I burn off more energy
than the average man.
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Then I've got just
the cure for you, Smith.
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And what is that?
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Don't talk so much.
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Be my guest.
Excuse me, madam.
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Oh, dear.
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[ Exhales] Good heavens.
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William, I have come
to the end of my strength.
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Let's look a little longer.
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We're just wasting time.
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What's that?
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I wonder what it means.
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Let's follow the arrow
and find out.
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Here's another one.
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What?
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And another one.
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I wonder what this means.
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[Gasps ] And another and
another and another and...
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Golly.
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Golly!
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Good heavens.
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What do you think it is?
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I haven't the faintest idea.
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[Dogs Barking]
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[Yelling In
Foreign Language]
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[Foreign Language]
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Don't you speak
English, sir?
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Ah!Ah!
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Oh, dear.
I'm afraid we'll never
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be able to
communicate with him.
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Oh, yes, you will.
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This is my
language duplicator.
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It enables me to speak
any tongue in the firmament.
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lam The Trader,
at your services.
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How do you do? I'm Dr. Zachary
Smith from the planet Earth.
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And this is
Mr. Will Robinson.
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lam very delighted
indeed to meet you.
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From the planet Earth? My, you
are a long way from home.
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We are indeed.
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Where do you come
from, Mr. Trader?
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Me? Why, I am from everywhere.
A citizen of the whole galaxy.
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That's what I am.
I was beginning
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to think that I
was all alone here.
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Now, if there are two things
that a trader loves,
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it is good company
and good business.
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Well, we can certainly
supply the good company.
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[ Laughs]
lam sure you can.
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What business
are you in, Mr. Trader?
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Come into my store,
and I will show you.
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Uh, sir, sir...
[Dog Barking]
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[Foreign Language]
[Whimpers]
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You are perfectly safe now.
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Are you sure?
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[ Scoffs ]
They're perfectly trained.
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And they have the most
magnificent pedigrees.
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They are raised on
the planet Zoldee.
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I traded a molecular
assembular for them
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and considered it
a cheap price to pay.
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Come on. Come on.
Let's have a look here.
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You sure have a lot
of things to sell, sir.
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Well, in these days, one must be
well-supplied with merchandise.
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Quality and quantity, the
secret of success in business.
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What do these do?
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Ah, truly
marvelous invention!
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From the planet Deo.
Oh?
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Press the button, Dr. Smith.
See what happens.
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[Laughing]
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Where'd he go?
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Our friend is still present,
but we just can't see him.
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[Laughing]
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Dr. Smith!
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I'm here.
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If you wish to return, just squeeze
the molecular sphere again.
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[Gasps]
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Good heavens.
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It's a very popular
gadget with children.
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They play a game called,
um, hide-and-seek with it.
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What's this do?
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Ah, that.
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Now, that is to
control the weather.
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It makes the climate warm in
winter and cool in summer.
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[Yells]
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Please don't touch that.
You might raise a storm.
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Too bad we didn't
have it earlier today.
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We could have diverted
that frightful storm.
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Oh, how unfortunate.
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Perhaps you'd like to
trade me something for it?
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Well...
No, thanks.
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It's too late now.
The damage is already done.
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Ah, yes. So it is.
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Dear sir,
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what we really
need is food.
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Oh, why didn't you
say so before?
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My spaceship is practically
overflowing with delicacies.
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I have the most
succulent steaks
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in my preservation unit.
Oh!
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The most tender vegetables.
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Stop. I can't stand it.
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The sweet melons.
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Melons?
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The pastries.
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Candies covered
in rich chocolate.
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Oh, pain. The pain.
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[Laughing]
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And they can be
all yours, my friend.
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Sounds great, Mr. Trader. But what
would you want for these things?
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You have a spaceship
full of articles.
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Surely we can find
something to bargain with.
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How did you know
we had a spaceship?
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[Stammering]
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Well, I assumed that you came here
the same way as I did myself.
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Gentlemen, let's get
down to basics, food.
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When can we do
business, Mr. Trader?
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At your earliest convenience,
my dear sir.
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Why don't you go back to the
other members of your party?
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Discuss the matter with them. I
will join you presently very soon.
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Make it very, very soon, sir.
Come along, Will.
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I can see that
you are going to be
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one of my best
customers, Dr. Smith.
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And don't forget, sir, I'll be
waiting for you. Come along.
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[Dog Barking]
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[Chuckling]
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You are mistaken, Dr. Smith.
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You are not waiting for me.
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[ Exhales]
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lam waiting for you.
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What, may I ask, is that?
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Morn and I
found a new recipe.
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Hamburgers made from
dehydrated green beans.
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You might try it.
You'll love it.
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Oh, sadness. Oh, sorrow.
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Zachary Smith, gourmet Epicurean,
reduced to a meal of fodder.
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What do you expect, Smith,
pheasant under glass'?
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Would that it were.
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You seem to be the only
one that's complaining.
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And with good reason.
If you'd listen to me
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we wouldn't have
to be forcing down
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00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,720
this substandard
food for survival.
257
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,673
We would have plenty
of proper victuals.
258
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,008
Yes, I know.
259
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,968
We could be living off the fat
of The Trader. Couldn't we?
260
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,390
Precisely.
261
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,144
Oh, now, Dr. Smith, we have already
discussed this and come to a decision.
262
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,942
Come on now, please.
Sit down and eat your dinner.
263
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,361
We can get along without making
any deals with The Trader.
264
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,690
Sure. There are more important
things in life than just food.
265
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,116
The ignorance
of that remark
266
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,159
is excusable only because
of your extreme youth.
267
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,656
Good food is one of
the important joys of living.
268
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,911
[ The Trader]
Well said, Dr. Smith.
269
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,369
The Trader, at your service.
270
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,713
Please don't rise, sir.
271
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,587
It's a pleasure
to meet you.
272
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:21,012
I appear to have arrived at an
inopportune moment. You are eating.
273
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,515
That is a matter of opinion.
274
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,436
Fortunately, I have everything
you could possibly need
275
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,980
to replenish
your larder, madam.
276
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,774
I know.
Dr. Smith has told us.
277
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:38,029
Then let me show you
a sample of my wares.
278
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,403
[Gasps ] Oh.
[The Trader Chuckling]
279
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:51,126
Now, if you will make a list of your
needs, we can get down to business.
280
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:56,544
We can get to that later, sir. First,
let's discuss this magnificent bird.
281
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,381
Very well.
What am I offered for it?
282
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,299
Come, come.
There's no need to be shy.
283
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,015
Would you give that
laser pistol of yours
284
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,768
in exchange for the turkey,
young man?
285
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,973
No deal.
286
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,979
Ah, pity.
287
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:20,154
I was offering you a bargain. Looks
like a Kind of primitive weapon,
288
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:24,826
but I could probably have got rid
of it somewhere as a curiosity.
289
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,780
I have an idea, Mr. Trader.
I know we can come to
290
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,331
some sort of agreement
about this beautiful bird.
291
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:35,087
But, meanwhile, a full stomach
makes for a happy disposition.
292
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,251
Let's eat it first
and discuss it later.
293
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,835
Dr. Smith, you must realize
that as a businessman
294
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,513
I cannot deal in
promises of payment.
295
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:50,602
Now, Mr. Robinson, can
we not, [ Chuckles]
296
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,145
As they say, talk turkey?
297
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,772
I'm afraid not. Not today. Or for
that matter, not tomorrow either.
298
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:02,360
Such a pity. I understood that you
were short on food and water.
299
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,658
We are. But we'll get by until
our garden's fully grown.
300
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,865
Surely we can at
least discuss the matter!
301
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,161
It's no deal, Smith.
302
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,493
When we get our new
water conversion unit built,
303
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,620
we won't need anyone's help.
304
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,502
I see. Well, that's capital.
305
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,377
Then, if my services are not
required, I will leave you.
306
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:25,220
And if you should require
anything, I will be at my store.
307
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,264
Oh!
308
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,557
[Sighs]
309
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:38,733
Well, let's finish our dinner. The
turkey was probably tough anyway.
310
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,523
There are no
tough turkeys, madam.
311
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,821
Some are just less
tender than others.
312
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,692
So, they won't do
business with me.
313
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:52,201
Well, my little storm
will take care of that.
314
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,284
If there's no market,
make one.
315
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,461
The old law of
supply and demand.
316
00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,788
[Chuckles]
317
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,170
Now.
318
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,252
[Whirring]
319
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,846
[Lightning Crashing]
320
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:17,268
And now they'll
have to come to me.
321
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,816
First, I'll give them
a little food,
322
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,519
just enough to
whet their appetites.
323
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,107
Then a little bit more.
And finally
324
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:32,286
they'll trade me what
I want, an Earthling.
325
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,863
[Laughing]
326
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:53,432
How generous you are, dear child,
to contribute to the cause.
327
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,805
Now remember,
I will do the bargaining.
328
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,604
We want to get the most
we can for our wares.
329
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,898
Are you sure we're doing
the right thing, Dr. Smith?
330
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,192
Oh, absolutely.
331
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,107
Now, come along.
332
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,991
Now then, upsy-daisy.
333
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,195
Let's see what we have here.
334
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,121
Ooh, what a pretty little box.
My goodness.
335
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,291
It's full of fun, this.
[Chuckles]
336
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,457
Yes, yes, indeed.
337
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:27,004
It's heavenly.
Yes, it's very nice indeed.
338
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,296
Very nice.
339
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,596
Now then, sir, what will you
give us for this article?
340
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:37,018
Uh, don't be hasty, Dr. Smith. Hasty
decisions lead us into error.
341
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,186
But there's
nothing to think about.
342
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,013
This is a simple
business transaction.
343
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:46,440
Perhaps. But, tell me, who is
the owner of this pretty thing?
344
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:51,695
It belongs to Penny. But I'm
handling the negotiations for her.
345
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:52,821
Ohh.
346
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,323
Now then, sir,
what do you offer?
347
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,908
Absolutely nothing.
348
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,660
Nothing?
349
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,627
It is not my habit to
trade with children.
350
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,963
Utterly against my policy.
351
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,837
That's perfectly ridiculous. I've
never heard of such a thing.
352
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,669
Nevertheless,
that is my policy.
353
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,593
I find that children
do not know what they want.
354
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,473
What they care for today, they
have no interest in tomorrow.
355
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,304
I won't change
my mind, Mr. Trader.
356
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:26,063
I know you won't, my dear.
But that is how I do business.
357
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:31,899
Here, look. The flavor
is peppermint today.
358
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,652
Strawberry tomorrow, and
then orange and then lemon.
359
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:40,998
And then after that, a hundred different
flavors for a long, long time.
360
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,663
You mean,
this will last forever?
361
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,338
Only as long as you
remain young in heart.
362
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,878
Oh, thank you.
363
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,962
Now go along and
have a good time.
364
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,259
Oh, are you coming
along, Dr. Smith?
365
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,014
Not for a little while.
366
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,347
The doctor and I have
things to talk over.
367
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,686
Bye.
368
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,323
Well, sir, since
you're being so generous
369
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,866
I think I'll
take one for myself.
370
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,818
Well, I should be
careful, Dr. Smith.
371
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,576
It's a long time since
you were young at heart.
372
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,746
Indeed?
373
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,824
I would put it
back if I were you.
374
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,460
Why? Do you object?
375
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,879
Oh, no. Not I.
376
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,706
But they do.
377
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,626
[ Barking Ferociously]
378
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,183
They know that you
took something from me.
379
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,431
And they think
that you're a thief.
380
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,264
Well, I'll put it back.
381
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,811
There. Now everyone is happy.
[ Barking Stops]
382
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,107
Mr. Trader,
383
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:57,483
you're a cold, cruel man.
384
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,694
Those brutes
would've torn me to pieces,
385
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,825
and you wouldn't
have lifted a finger.
386
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,703
My dear Dr. Smith,
in this store,
387
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,535
the customer is
not always right.
388
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,747
Many of our shopkeepers on Earth
operate on the same theory.
389
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,707
No, really?
Yes.
390
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,336
Now sir, you had something
to talk to me about.
391
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,673
Yes. You know, Doctor,
392
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,099
I believe we
could do business.
393
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,353
My dear sir, nothing
would please me more.
394
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,852
However, I'm afraid
you'll have to find
395
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,979
some way of
extending me some credit.
396
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:35,150
As you know,
I have nothing to trade.
397
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,780
Oh.
398
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,408
Yes, of course.
399
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,952
What about the, uh, Robot?
400
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,749
Oh, no. Oh, no,
I couldn't do that.
401
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,378
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
I just couldn't.
402
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,582
You see,
the Robot is my friend.
403
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,714
Even more, he's like
a brother to me.
404
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:04,138
Yes, of course. I do understand
how you feel, Doctor.
405
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:10,644
It's a pity. I could've given
you an excellent trade.
406
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:18,023
Mind you, the, uh, machine
is a little bit primitive,
407
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:21,279
but I do have a customer
408
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:25,534
who goes for that
kind of antique.
409
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,251
Perhaps, uh, you'd be
interested in something else.
410
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,803
We have a wonderful
vehicle called the Chariot.
411
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,095
No. I don't think so.
412
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,297
No. Well, then,
413
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,929
perhaps a radar-controlled
weather station?
414
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,885
[Sighs] No. No.
Only the Robot.
415
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:51,014
That's the only thing I'm
really interested in. Uh...
416
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,321
If you could manage
to trade that machine,
417
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:02,775
I'd give you all the food
you could possibly eat.
418
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,656
For how long?
A week.
419
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,362
Make it two.
Ten days.
420
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,368
Twelve?
Done.
421
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,207
[Both Laughing]
422
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,919
You're a shrewd
trader, Dr. Smith.
423
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:17,874
Yes, sir.
A natural instinct.
424
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,131
I have an ancestor who had quite
a reputation as a horse trader.
425
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,305
But he suffered a severe
business reversal.
426
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,806
Jealous rivals accused him of
stocking stolen merchandise.
427
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,595
Utterly ridiculous,
of course.
428
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,804
Yes.
429
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,731
How unfortunate.
What happened to him?
430
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,642
Well, he...
431
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,780
I think I'll tell you
the story some other time.
432
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:44,358
And now, sir. I'd best go back to
the camp and round up the Robot.
433
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,364
Uh, Doctor.
Yes?
434
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:47,911
This is yours, I think.
Ah, yes.
435
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,240
You're quite sure
that you'll have no difficulty
436
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,245
in persuading him
to come with you?
437
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,624
None whatsoever. The Robot
trusts me implicitly.
438
00:24:56,203 --> 00:25:00,003
Oh, yes. Like a brother, eh?
439
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,928
It's been a real pleasure
to do business with you.
440
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,010
The feeling is mutual, sir.
Good day to you.
441
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,932
Good day.
442
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:11,976
Oh, dear.
443
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,396
It's all right.
He knows you now.
444
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,688
Does he indeed?
445
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,981
Yes.
446
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,108
Good-bye. Yes.
447
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:24,565
Come on, my pet. Come on.
448
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:29,995
Imagine that, he loves the
Robot like a brother.
449
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:33,995
And yet, he was prepared to trade
him for a little bit of food.
450
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:39,539
It would seem that
I have found my Earthling.
451
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,589
Dr. Smith.
452
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,972
Lovely night.
453
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,818
It would appear that you and I
are the only ones awake.
454
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,414
I just couldn't sleep.
455
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,047
You're probably suffering
a guilty conscience.
456
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,548
What do you mean
by that remark?
457
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:31,349
I'm referring to our last
conversation when you insulted me.
458
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,768
Oh, good heavens.
You know I didn't mean that.
459
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:41,526
Ahh, it's a lovely night. I
think I'll take a little walk.
460
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,482
Would you like
to go with me?
461
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,858
No, thank you.
462
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,909
The exercise will
do us both good.
463
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,285
You're getting
a little roly-poly
464
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,618
standing around
so much, you know?
465
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,545
I prefer to remain here.
466
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,793
You always liked
walking before.
467
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:07,172
I still do. But I'm particular
of the company that I keep.
468
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,007
You insulted me.
469
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,679
I told you to forget it.
470
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,351
My memory banks retain the information.
You must apologize.
471
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:24,564
All right.
All right. I apologize.
472
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,899
Now can we take
our little walk?
473
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:33,282
Yes, it is a lovely
night for a stroll.
474
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,866
It is indeed.
After you, my dear friend.
475
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,801
Robot, where are you?
476
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,273
[singing In
Foreign Language]
477
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:16,078
Ahh, how are you, young Mr. Robinson?
What can I do for you today?
478
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,281
Have you seen our Robot?
Eh?
479
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,910
Well, uh...
480
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,376
I've been looking
all over for you.
481
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,578
I am here.
482
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:28,711
As you can see,
I am unable to leave.
483
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,305
What are you doing
with our Robot?
484
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,308
You are mistaken, young man.
485
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:46,517
This machine is mine. Can't you see
on the notice? It is for sale.
486
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,320
He's not yours.
How did you get him?
487
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,611
Dr. Smith and I did a trade.
488
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,031
I don't believe you.
It's not true, is it?
489
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,540
Yes, it is true.
I have been betrayed.
490
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,918
We'll get him back,
just you wait and see.
491
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,163
Everything I have is
for sale, young man.
492
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,545
All you have to do
is to pay the price.
493
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,506
Don't worry,
Dad will take care of this.
494
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:18,386
I hope so.
I am unhappy here...
495
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:24,688
I would sooner you did
not speak to my Robot.
496
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,765
You are wasting
his power pack.
497
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,771
I'll be back.
498
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:39,662
I just can't believe that he'd
do such a terrible thing.
499
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,660
We'll be able to get the
Robot back, won't we, Dad?
500
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,788
You know our situation, Will.
Everything we have is essential.
501
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,462
There's not one item that we can
afford to swap for that Robot.
502
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,381
Here comes Smith now.
503
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,879
I never want to speak
to Dr. Smith again.
504
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,802
That goes double
for me too.
505
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,471
Take a look at this.
506
00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,673
[Maureen ] What?
507
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,008
What's up?
508
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,388
I thought Smith was
putting on weight.
509
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,940
The Trader's been supplying him
with all kinds of goodies.
510
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,939
What are we going
to do about him?
511
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,645
Afraid there
isn't much we can do.
512
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,822
We may not like it,
but we're stuck with him.
513
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,648
That's true.
But at least we can have
514
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,484
as little to do
with him as possible.
515
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,071
Sorry, I missed...
516
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,207
I was out hunting
for the Robot.
517
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,830
I don't suppose
any of you found him?
518
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,755
What's the matter with the dear lady?
Did you have a tiff?
519
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,013
Will somebody please tell
me what is going on here?
520
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,268
Everyone leaving the room.
521
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,149
I'm not contagious,
you know.
522
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,775
William,
what is the matter?
523
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,702
If there is something wrong,
please tell me what it is.
524
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:07,124
You traded the Robot,
you Benedict Arnold.
525
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,975
Will?
526
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,471
Will, can I talk to you?
527
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,850
Oh, please, Will.
528
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:37,563
All right.
But make it quick.
529
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:41,651
I just wanted to say that I
regret deeply what has happened.
530
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,454
A lot of good that's gonna do.
Will it get the Robot back?
531
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:50,251
My need for food got the
better of my good judgment.
532
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,952
I just couldn't help myself.
533
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,958
Sure, I understand.
534
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,422
It was just
too tough for you.
535
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,341
Please, Will.
536
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,919
Nobody wants to
talk with me.
537
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,299
Can you blame them?
538
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:05,842
I made a mistake.
I'm terribly sorry about it.
539
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,010
If there's anything I can do.
540
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,219
Get the Robot back.
541
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,643
Would that make
us friends again?
542
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,515
Well, it would help.
543
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,518
Then I'll do it.
544
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,273
The very first thing
in the morning
545
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,980
I will go to
The Trader and make
546
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,946
some sort of
a deal with him.
547
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,697
Do it now.
548
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,279
If you really
meant what you said,
549
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,989
you wouldn't
wait until morning.
550
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:32,451
Very well. I'll get
our Robot back immediately.
551
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,286
How does that
sound to you?
552
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,293
Sounds great, Dr. Smith,
if you do it.
553
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,794
Friends again?
554
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,376
When you get
the Robot back.
555
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:44,964
All right. I'm off
to see The Trader.
556
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,674
Oh, dear. I'm going
to have to do some
557
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,351
very fast and fancy
negotiating with him.
558
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,729
But I'll do it.
559
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,195
[Dog Barking]
560
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,192
Ah, yes, uh, good morning.
561
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:10,038
You'll be pleased to hear that
I've come to take you home.
562
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,203
Bah!
563
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,711
Well, have you nothing
to say, you ingrate?
564
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,463
Ah, yes, your power
pack's been removed.
565
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,512
Ah, my favorite customer.
[Chuckles]
566
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,636
What can I do for
you this morning?
567
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,342
I would like to
talk to you, sir,
568
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,269
about this
broken-down old Robot.
569
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,642
I want it back.
570
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:38,225
Well, as you know, everything
I have is for sale.
571
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:41,027
What would you like to give
me in exchange for him?
572
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:44,857
At the moment, nothing. But I
thought perhaps we could work out
573
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,363
some sort of
a credit arrangement?
574
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:52,039
It's a common procedure on Earth, you know.
Buy now, pay later.
575
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:55,785
Hmm. Sounds like a bad
way to run a business.
576
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:58,704
I thought perhaps you might
make an exception to your rule,
577
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,006
due to the circumstances.
578
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:06,212
You see, sir, I made a terrible
mistake when I traded you the Robot.
579
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,674
He's more than
just a machine to me.
580
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,637
He's my friend.
581
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:13,551
Ohh.
582
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:17,185
Believe me, I do understand
your problem, but...
583
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:21,561
I'll pay you back sometime.
You have my word on that, sir.
584
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,273
Yes, I wish
I could help you.
585
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:29,155
I realize
the difficulty, but...
586
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,329
ls there nothing that
you can offer in exchange?
587
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:36,162
All I have is what you see
before you, Mr. Trader.
588
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,755
You mean... Oh, no.
589
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,128
Oh, that'd be
quite against my...
590
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,333
I mean, what would
591
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:49,012
The Trader's Association say
if they ever heard?
592
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,714
I'd be in real trouble.
593
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:54,017
What is it? Surely you
can work something out.
594
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,012
Weren't you suggesting that
you should trade yourself?
595
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,933
Myself? Good heavens!
596
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,476
You must be joking.
597
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,279
Now don't worry. Don't
get excited, Dr. Smith.
598
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:10,825
Of course I didn't mean that you
should trade yourself right away.
599
00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:13,203
I mean, not swap
yourself immediately.
600
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:18,827
Good heavens, no. Sometime in the
future, say, 200 years from now.
601
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,248
Two hundred years?
602
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,121
Yes.
603
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,922
Well, now,
604
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,171
that's not so bad, is it?
605
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,629
Course it's quite ridiculous.
I'd never be able to collect.
606
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:33,135
But, well,
a businessman has to show
607
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,558
a loss on his book
sometime, doesn't he?
608
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:39,480
Well, Mr. Trader,
you are a real gentleman.
609
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:40,726
May I shake
your hand, sir?
610
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:41,897
Then you agree?
611
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,816
Oh, I certainly do.
612
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:45,735
Yes, splendid. Splendid.
613
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,983
Well, I'll get
the contract.
614
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,236
What contract?
615
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,113
Well, it's a mere formality.
616
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,196
After all, I have to have
something to show a record.
617
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:58,828
You know how these
income tax people are.
618
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,535
Oh-ho, yes.
Indeed I do, sir.
619
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:05,168
I'm quite familiar with that, I do say.
Indeed I do.
620
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,591
There you are, Dr. Smith.
Put your hand there.
621
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,965
Now take your hand away.
622
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,511
[Chuckling]
623
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,723
Here is the Robot's
power pack.
624
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,150
Thank you.
625
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,398
He's all yours now.
626
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,982
Yes, well, I'm
in your debt, sir.
627
00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:32,441
My pleasure.
628
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,238
[Groans]
629
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,741
Oh, at last.
630
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:45,458
I'll attend to you when
we get home, you wretch!
631
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:52,051
Signed, sealed,
632
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,934
and I shall take
delivery very soon.
633
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,182
Ooh, lovely. Now pass it
this time, you goose.
634
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,734
[Both Laughing]
635
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,652
Gently, gently, gently.
636
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:10,980
This is fun. Whoo!
637
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,360
[Girls] Oh!
638
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,987
I'll get it.
639
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:23,288
Ah, Dr. Smith. Playing
a game of catch, I see.
640
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,243
Yes. Just doing
a bit of exercise.
641
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,919
Well, it's very
important to me
642
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:30,875
that you should remain
in good physical condition.
643
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,630
I happened to be
in the area,
644
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,258
so I thought I'd drop by
and say good-bye.
645
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:37,297
Are you leaving?
646
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,724
Yes, there is
an important trade fair
647
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,018
being held on
the planet Tauron.
648
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,436
I must attend.
649
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,808
Well, have
a pleasant trip.
650
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:47,186
Perhaps we'll see
you again sometime.
651
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,020
Oh, you're going to see a
great deal of me, Dr. Smith.
652
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,604
You are going with me.
653
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,734
What?
654
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:58,819
Yes, I've decided to exercise the
contract I have with you immediately.
655
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,820
Well, I thought your
contract with Dr. Smith
656
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,531
wasn't effective
for another 200 years.
657
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:06,375
That's what you said. I
remember every word distinctly.
658
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:10,335
A verbal agreement
isn't binding, Dr. Smith.
659
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,212
You should have
read the small print
660
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,461
in the contract
you signed with me.
661
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:20,049
You tricked me. You said you
wouldn't collect for 200 years.
662
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:23,302
Now or later,
what does it matter?
663
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,183
You owe a debt,
and it must be paid.
664
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,435
Well, supposing
Dr. Smith refuses to pay?
665
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,729
Just how do you
intend to collect?
666
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,561
There are ways.
667
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,362
But Dr. Smith
is a human being.
668
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,690
You just can't
buy and sell him.
669
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:40,653
Why not? He is an
item, a commodity
670
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,488
like anything else
in my fare.
671
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:46,666
I won't go with you,
and you can't make me.
672
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,960
We shall see.
673
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:53,252
Well, I expect that you want to
say good-bye to your friends.
674
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,551
I'll call back
for you later.
675
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,098
Oh, a word of warning
before I leave.
676
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,518
I have no quarrel
with anybody here.
677
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:09,439
My business concerns
Dr. Smith alone.
678
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:13,189
But, if you should
involve yourselves,
679
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,817
[Sighs] I shall
have no alternative
680
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,239
but to destroy you.
681
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,034
Good-bye for now.
682
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,496
Dr. Smith?
683
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,431
Dr. Smith.
[Yells]
684
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,053
Halt! Halt!
685
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,135
Are you all right?
686
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:51,101
I was until you very nearly
scared me half to death.
687
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,853
What are you doing
out here anyway?
688
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,902
I couldn't sleep, so I thought
I'd spend some time with you.
689
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,604
Oh, how very kind of you.
690
00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,738
[Sighs]
691
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:03,193
I'm feeling a trifle hungry. Fetch
me my lunch box, would you?
692
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,866
Let's have a little
midnight snack, shall we?
693
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,165
If it hadn't been
for food,
694
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,084
you wouldn't be
in this mess.
695
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,753
Food had nothing
to do with it.
696
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,330
[Dogs Barking]
697
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,126
Did you hear that?
698
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,882
Yes, indeed. l did.
699
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,508
And I wish I hadn't.
700
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,896
Put down that weapon.
701
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:38,398
Don't you come any
closer or he'll fire.
702
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,280
I am ready to leave,
Dr. Smith.
703
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,943
You belong to me
and must come with me.
704
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:49,539
You signed this contract with me, Dr.
Smith... [Whirring]
705
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,709
...and I demand payment.
706
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,037
Dr. Smith!
707
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,461
[Will 1 Dr. Smith!
708
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,722
Dr. Smith.
709
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,727
Dr. Smith, come back!
710
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,210
Oh! You have no right
to do this to me, sir.
711
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,010
I demand that you
let me go immediately!
712
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:47,384
You have no rights,
Dr. Smith,
713
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,682
and can make no demands.
714
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:53,387
Please, sir, couldn't you just
write me off as a bad investment?
715
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:57,315
I intend to swap
you off, Dr. Smith,
716
00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:02,146
at the trade fair
for a colossal profit.
717
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:09,452
Look after him, my pets.
I shall be back soon.
718
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,782
[ Dog Barks]
719
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,154
[ Barks]
720
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,249
Psst!
721
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,042
Psst!
722
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,668
Dr. Smith. Come on.
723
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,584
Come on!
724
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,895
We've gotta get
back to the Jupiter 2.
725
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,096
We'll never make it.
726
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,478
Those beasts will tear us
apart when they catch us.
727
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,060
Would you rather stay here and
let The Trader take you away?
728
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:25,360
Look.
729
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,150
Come along.
What are we waiting for?
730
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,749
You fools, come here!
Come here.
731
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,002
[Whimpers]
732
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:45,457
You let him get away.
After him!
733
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:49,302
After him! After him!
[Dogs Barking]
734
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:53,639
[Groans]
735
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:56,467
Come on, Dr. Smith.
They're getting closer!
736
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,599
I've reached the end
of the line, my boy.
737
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,646
You better go on without me.
738
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,938
I'll help you, sir.
We can make it!
739
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:05,234
Oh, no. Save yourself.
You've done all you can.
740
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,435
Dr. Smith,
take off your boots.
741
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,611
What? What for?
742
00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:08,984
What will that solve?
743
00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,235
I can't explain now.
744
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,691
What are you doing?
745
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,447
Just do what I tell you.
746
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,824
[Dogs Barking In Distance]
My boots indeed.
747
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,029
This will stall them.
748
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,160
What?
749
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,037
Can you go on
a little further?
750
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,834
No. Let The Trader take me.
751
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,081
No! Come on.
752
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,253
What? [ Groans]
753
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,807
Hurry, Dr. Smith!
754
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,430
[Groaning ] Oh, oh. I can't.
755
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:42,889
Oh, dear. Oh!
My feet are in agony.
756
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:45,020
It's a lot better than having
The Trader catch up to you.
757
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,023
It's no use. I cannot
go another step.
758
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,695
[Gasps ] What was that?
759
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,734
Oh, thank heavens. I'm saved.
760
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:58,367
My dear, dear friend,
how glad I am to see you.
761
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:02,872
I beg your pardon, sir.
I don't believe we've met.
762
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:06,709
How dare you! This is no time
for nonsense, you ninny.
763
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,131
I need you to protect
me from The Trader!
764
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,380
You must have mistaken me
for someone else.
765
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,551
I do not know you.
766
00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:13,628
What!
767
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:19,017
You fools, we've been tricked.
But we'll find them. Come.
768
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,733
[John ] Will!
769
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,198
Will?
Here. Run!
770
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:35,991
Here we are!
Oh!
771
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,031
Will, where've you been?
772
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,111
The Trader got Dr. Smith.
773
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:40,697
I helped him escape.
774
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,908
We were chased for miles
by his two monsters.
775
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,537
They're probably
right behind us.
776
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,119
How'd The Trader get you?
777
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,878
It's that contract
I signed.
778
00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:51,003
It gives him some sort of
strange power over me.
779
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,508
Well, let's see how much
power he's got against this.
780
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:58,973
Thank you, Major. At a time like
this we see our true friends.
781
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,760
[ Dog Barking] Save the
soft soap for later, Smith.
782
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,435
Here comes The Trader now.
783
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:09,606
Thank you, Professor Robinson.
You've got my runaway property.
784
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:10,981
Your property?
785
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,529
Dr. Smith has
a contract with me.
786
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,608
You tricked me!
You said 200 years!
787
00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:21,488
As I told you before, you should
have read the small print
788
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:25,620
of the contract you signed, the
whereases and the howsoevers.
789
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,458
Dr. Smith is right
He was tricked.
790
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:34,043
From the very first, this alien
has resorted to unfair tactics.
791
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,049
It was he who destroyed
the food and water supply.
792
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,630
What?
793
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,807
Are you sure
about that?
794
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:45,682
There is no mistake. He has a
machine which controls the weather.
795
00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:49,231
Hardly what I'd call an ethical
business practice, Mr. Trader.
796
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:53,062
I got what I wanted.
That's all I'm interested in.
797
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,609
I won't go
with you. I won't!
798
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,827
Come along, Dr. Smith.
[Whirring ]
799
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:19,429
[ Chuckles] Once more, gentlemen,
good night and good-bye.
800
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,589
Step aside, Smith!
801
00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,563
It seems that Dr. Smith isn't
going with you after all.
802
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:32,107
The contract
is null and void.
803
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:36,145
Oh, thank you, thank you.
804
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,697
You are, after all,
a true-blue friend.
805
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:42,653
Dr. Smith will go through his
original agreement with you.
806
00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,863
What? You traitor!
807
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:48,040
He will be your
property in 200 years.
808
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,417
Ah.
809
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,672
Exactly so. But don't
call me, I'll call you.
810
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:59,173
With or without the contract,
Smith belongs to me!
811
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:02,676
Fetch him, my pets! Fetch him!
812
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,511
I will destroy.
813
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,972
[ High-pitched Screeching]
814
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:12,732
Well, I don't think we'll have
to worry about him again.
815
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,651
Let's get inside.
Come on, Will.
816
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,649
Forgive me,
but I must say it.
817
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:23,325
This is one time,
Dr. Smith,
818
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,701
you received more
than you bargained for.
819
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:30,955
Spare me the comedies,
you deplorable dummy.
820
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,341
Dr. Smith, look!
821
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,964
A crown.
822
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,217
I see it's a crown.
I have eyes in my head.
823
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:52,727
Question is, what is
a crown doing here?
824
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:02,824
William! What have I told you about
handling other people's property?
825
00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,195
But, Dr. Smith...
826
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,777
But me no buts, my boy.
827
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:08,739
We will respect
the rights of others.
828
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:11,870
No doubt the owner will shortly
appear to claim his property.
829
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,127
I wonder where it came
from and who left it.
830
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,171
That is none
of our business.
831
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:23,007
Oh, my. Those rubies
are as large as hens' eggs.
832
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,883
Ah-ah-ah, Dr. Smith.
833
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:27,761
I was only checking to make
certain that it was secure.
834
00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:32,103
If it fell over, some of that lovely
workmanship might be damaged.
835
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,435
Come along, Will. Let's get
on about our truffles.
836
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:48,828
Bless me, I forgot
my truffle tools.
837
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:49,904
I'll get 'em.
838
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,831
Never mind. I'll do it. Why don't
you go on ahead with the Robot
839
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,581
and if you find any
truffles, call out loud.
840
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,706
Yes, sir.
841
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,378
Quite loud.
Okay.
842
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,763
Ah.
843
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,930
A world ransom in jewels.
844
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,729
Now, what to do with it?
845
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,103
Well.
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