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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,794 [rock music playing] 2 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,172 ♪ >Don't you know me, Kansas City?' ♪ 3 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,592 ♪ >I'm the new Berlin Wall' ♪ 4 00:01:31,718 --> 00:01:33,094 ♪ >Try and tear me down!' ♪ 5 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,014 ♪ >I was born on the other side' ♪ 6 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:39,392 ♪ >J' Of a town ripped in two' ♪ 7 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:42,937 ♪ >J' I made it over the Great Divide' ♪ 8 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:46,024 ♪ >J' Now I'm coming for you' ♪ 9 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:49,944 ♪ Enemies and adversaries' ♪ 10 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,989 ♪ >J' They try and tear me down' ♪ 11 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:56,868 ♪ >J' You want me, baby, I dare you' ♪ 12 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,371 ♪ >J' Try and tear me down' ♪ 13 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,791 [vocalizing] 14 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:12,508 [vocalizing continues] 15 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,438 ♪ >J' I rose from off of the doctor's slab' ♪ 16 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,274 ♪ >J' Like Lazarus from the pit' ♪ 17 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:32,070 ♪ >J' Now everyone wants to take a stab' ♪ 18 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,279 ♪ >J' And decorate me' ♪ 19 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:35,281 ♪ >J' Blood, graffiti, and spit' ♪ 20 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,618 ♪ Enemies and adversaries' ♪ 21 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,580 ♪ >J' They try and tear me down' ♪ 22 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,292 ♪ >J' You want me, baby, I dare you' ♪ 23 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,337 ♪ >J' Try and tear me down' ♪ 24 00:02:54,384 --> 00:02:55,968 [crowd whistling] 25 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,530 ♪ >J' On August 13, 1961' ♪ 26 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:18,908 ♪ >J' A wall was erected Down the middle of the city of Berlin' ♪ 27 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,620 ♪ The world was divided by a cold war' ♪ 28 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:26,040 ♪ >J' And the Berlin Wall was the most Hated symbol of that divide' ♪ 29 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,919 ♪ >' Reviled, graffitied, spit upon' ♪ 30 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,171 ♪ >J' We thought the wall Would stand forever' ♪ 31 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:34,424 ♪ >J' And now that it's gone' ♪ 32 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:37,593 ♪ >J' We don't know who we are anymore' ♪ 33 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:40,304 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen Hedwig is like that wall' ♪ 34 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,557 ♪ >J' Standing before you in a divide' ♪ 35 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,684 ♪ Between East and West' ♪ 36 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,436 ♪ >J' Slavery and freedom' ♪ 37 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,981 ♪ >J' Man and woman Top and bottom' ♪ 38 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,066 ♪ >J' And you can try and tear her down' ♪ 39 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,943 ♪ >J' But before you do' ♪ 40 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,946 ♪ >J' You must remember one thing!' ♪ 41 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,617 ♪ >J' Ain't much of a difference' ♪ 42 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,328 ♪ Between a bridge and a wall ♪ 43 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,750 ♪ >J' Without me right in the middle, babe f 44 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,753 ♪ Wow! You would be nothing at all' ♪ 45 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,506 ♪ Enemies and adversaries' ♪ 46 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:18,760 ♪ >J' They try and tear me down' ♪ 47 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,597 ♪ >J' You want me, baby, I dare you' ♪ 48 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:26,017 -[vocalizes] -./' Try and tear me down ♪ 49 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:30,021 ♪ Enemies and adversaries' ♪ 50 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,815 ♪ >J' They try and tear me down' ♪ 51 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:37,445 ♪ >J' You me want me, baby, I dare you' ♪ 52 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,031 ♪ >J' Try and tear me down' ♪ 53 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:44,827 ♪ >J' From East Berlin to Junction City' ♪ 54 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,914 ♪ Hello, New York Hello, Missouri ♪ 55 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:51,793 ♪ >J' What? You wanna try and tear me down?' ♪ 56 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:54,712 [Tempo slows] 57 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:04,347 ♪ >' Come on and tear-rrr -' ♪ 58 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:05,848 ♪ >J' Me down!' ♪ 59 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:11,145 [song ends, feedback] 60 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:14,315 [applause, cheering] 61 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,817 -[whistling] -[man 1] Yeah! 62 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,443 -[man 2] Yeah! -[man 3] Yeah! 63 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:56,983 Hello? 64 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:00,111 Where is everybody? 65 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:01,988 Out. 66 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,073 "Out"? Why are you in such a mood? 67 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:08,035 I have been having the most wonderful time with - 68 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:11,122 Do you remember that 45-year-old divorcee 69 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,749 with the hair and the mean look? 70 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,420 Well, she came up to me after the show, and I thought, 71 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,130 "This lady wants a piece of me." 72 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,757 So I didn't, you know, know what to do. 73 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:24,677 I was alone, I had nothing in my hand, I was gonna go for the eyes. 74 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:30,182 She came at me from both sides, somehow, and she just gave me a fucking hug. 75 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,435 She gave me a fucking hug. 76 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:33,728 Can you figure? 77 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,439 Can you fucking beat that? She gave me - 78 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:41,152 I also got a few drinks out of it as well, which was not a bad... 79 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,237 [music plays on TV] 80 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,198 [Song begins] 81 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,283 ♪ >J' I was born on the other side' ♪ 82 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,244 ♪ >J' Of a town ripped in two' ♪ 83 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,248 ♪ >J' Made it over the Great Divide' ♪ 84 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,001 ♪ >J' Now I'm coming for you' ♪ 85 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,128 ♪ Enemies and adversaries' ♪ 86 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:42,505 What the fuck is wrong with you? 87 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:43,714 Why can't we... 88 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,467 Why don't you write a new song? 89 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,887 ♪ >J' You want me, baby, I dare you' ♪ 90 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,057 -./' Try and tear me down ♪ -[door slams] 91 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,228 Thank you, my name is Hedwig. 92 00:07:57,311 --> 00:08:00,773 Please welcome those ambassadors of Eastern Bloc rock, 93 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,358 The Angry Inch. Here they are, ladies and gentlemen. 94 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,693 [scattered applause, cheering] 95 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,571 And my man Friday... 96 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,199 -through Thursday... -[woman] Yeah! 97 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,494 Yitzhak, ladies and gentlemen. There's no need, there's none. 98 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:18,165 Also very talented and so very lucky to be here, right, boys? 99 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,917 - Yeah. -Yes, Miss Hedwig. 100 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,711 - Look out, guys, Immigration! -[rimshot] 101 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:23,671 [Hedwig] I've got their passports right here. 102 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,631 Ladies and gentlemen, 103 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:27,091 do you like the pelt? 104 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:28,884 I want you to be honest, 105 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:31,721 because some bitch stopped me on the way in - 106 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:34,807 "What poor, unfortunate creature had to die 107 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,767 for you to wear that?" 108 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:40,479 -"My Aunt Trudy," I replied. -[rimshot] 109 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,940 Just walked away. Just walked away, ladies and gentlemen. 110 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:45,609 - Hedwig, can we eat dessert? -What is it? Yes, you can. 111 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:50,156 I am thrilled. You can join me for the fabulous first night 112 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:53,451 of the St. Louis leg of my world tour. 113 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,455 And when it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of me. 114 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,831 [rimshot] 115 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:03,502 Many more of you, though, have only recently become aware of me. 116 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:09,300 Yeah. It took a character assassination piece like this 117 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,594 to make you finally pay attention. 118 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,679 But now you're interested, huh? 119 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,182 Intrigued, even? 120 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,059 How did some... 121 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:22,730 slip of a girly-boy from Communist East Berlin 122 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:26,317 become the internationally ignored song stylist 123 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,943 barely standing before you? 124 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:29,153 [glass shatters] 125 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,822 That's what I want to talk about tonight, ladies and gentlemen. 126 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:36,494 I don't wanna talk about sudden, undeserved commercial success. 127 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:42,124 I don't wanna talk about betrayal, I don't wanna talk about my lawsuit 128 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:46,921 against a certain rock and roll "icon," 129 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,798 Tommy Gnosis, 130 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,592 who, by some freak coincidence, 131 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:55,304 is performing right next door at Busch Stadium. 132 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:56,889 ♪ >J' Try and tear me down' ♪ 133 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,642 And to whom I taught everything he knows, 134 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:04,105 and has apparently forgotten, about rock & roll! 135 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,649 - Yes, this is Phyllis Stein. -[band members chattering] 136 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,111 Manager of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I've been ho - 137 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,779 "Inch"! NOt "ltch." 138 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:15,324 Let me speak to Brad, please. You know I've been holding for 24 minutes? 139 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,577 Yes. Hi, Brad, this is Phyllis. 140 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,412 So what's going on with Bilgewater's? 141 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,540 [baby crying] 142 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,874 You make the baby cry. 143 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,085 [Phyllis] Well, I hear the entire chain's going under. 144 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,045 [man shushing] 145 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:29,380 [Phyllis] Hold on, hold on a second. 146 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,881 -[all] Hedwig! Hedwig! -[Phyllis] We can have a gig 147 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,634 in any Bilgewater's nationwide with a 24-hour notice? 148 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,219 Yeah. 149 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,305 [Phyllis] And they know what kind of music we play? Brad, I love you. 150 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:40,599 -[cheering] -[Phyllis] Okay, ciao. 151 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,478 People, people, People- 152 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,648 Tomorrow is a travel day. 153 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:52,027 It's a travel day for Tommy, so it's a travel day for us. 154 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:53,737 Friday, Chicago. 155 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,199 Tommy's at Soldier Field, and we're at Bilgewater's 156 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:59,702 in the mall down the street. 157 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,872 And the next day, looks like he's - 158 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,958 Basically, he's back on the bus. 159 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,211 Phyllis... "basically"? 160 00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:10,754 He's doing a record signing. 161 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,548 Why do you feel the need to lie to me? 162 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,550 Hedwig, please. Come. 163 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:20,264 [chattering continues] 164 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,058 I don't think it's going to help our lawsuit 165 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,768 if you continue to - 166 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,771 if you present the appearance of stalking him. 167 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,024 - Yeah. You know I don't like that word. -Yes, I know. 168 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,902 Please listen to me. How about you don't talk to him, 169 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,445 and I get someone to steal a photo 170 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,988 -of you two together? -A photo - 171 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,325 You know some rag will run it. Will really help the lawsuit. 172 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,035 Proves you two know each other. 173 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,745 Please, 174 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,456 let me do my job. Please? 175 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,582 Okay. 176 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:50,002 I'm gonna make some phone calls. I'm gonna make some phone calls! 177 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,086 All right. 178 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,923 Okay, everybody. Bedski! 179 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,385 -[water sloshing sound] -[heartbeat] 180 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,944 [Hedwig] Ladies and gentlemen, / recently found my first diary. 181 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,321 Age two through six. 182 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,368 It was fully illustrated. 183 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,580 As I unrolled the pages, 184 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:13,127 I realized that so many people have touched me 185 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,587 on my way to the stage tonight. 186 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,383 How can I say who touched me the most? 187 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,636 My father, the American GI? 188 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,681 Could it have been my East German mother? 189 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,599 [woman speaks German] 190 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,726 [in English] Pervert! 191 00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,895 [shouting in German] 192 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,815 [in English] Get out! Get out! 193 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,986 [sobs] Go on... Go on! 194 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,407 [shouting in German] 195 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,285 [sobs] 196 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,051 ♪ >J' When the earth was still flat' ♪ 197 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,512 ♪ >J' And clouds made of fire' ♪ 198 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:09,475 ♪ >J' And mountains stretched up to the sky' ♪ 199 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,602 ♪ >J' Sometimes higher' ♪ 200 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,274 ♪ >J' Folks roamed the earth' ♪ 201 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,234 ♪ >J' Like big rolling kegs' ♪ 202 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,904 ♪ >J' They had two sets of arms' ♪ 203 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,531 ♪ >J' They had two sets of legs' ♪ 204 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:29,745 ♪ >J' They had two faces peering Out of one giant head' ♪ 205 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,706 ♪ >J' So they could watch all around them' ♪ 206 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,000 ♪ As they talked while they read ♪ 207 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:36,919 ♪ >J' And they never' ♪ 208 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,213 ♪ >J' Knew nothing of love' ♪ 209 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,257 ♪ >J' It was before' ♪ 210 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,052 Oh ♪ 211 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,845 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 212 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,431 ♪ >J' Origin of love' ♪ 213 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,351 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 214 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,603 ♪ >J' Origin of love' ♪ 215 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,273 ♪ >J' Now there was three sexes then' ♪ 216 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,277 ♪ >J' One that looked like two men Glued up back-to-back' ♪ 217 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,738 ♪ >J' They called the children of the sun' ♪ 218 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,325 ♪ >J' And similar in shape and girth' ♪ 219 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,702 ♪ >J' Was the children of the Earth' ♪ 220 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:14,540 ♪ >J' They looked like two girls Rolled up in one' ♪ 221 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,210 ♪ >J' And the children of the moon' ♪ 222 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,629 ♪ >J' Looked like a fork shoved on a spoon' ♪ 223 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,548 ♪ They was part sun, part earth' ♪ 224 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,259 ♪ Part daughter, part son' ♪ 225 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,805 ♪ Aah ♪ 226 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:31,765 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 227 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,856 ♪ >J' Now the gods grew quite scared' ♪ 228 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,066 ♪ >J' Of our strength and defiance' ♪ 229 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,609 ♪ >J' And Thor said' ♪ 230 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:45,195 ♪ >J' "I'm gonna kill 'em all with my hammer' ♪ 231 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,573 ♪ >J' Like I killed the giants"' ♪ 232 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,785 ♪ >J' But Zeus said "No, you better let me' ♪ 233 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,538 ♪ >J' Use my lightning like scissors f 234 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,458 ♪ >J' Like I cut the legs off the whales' ♪ 235 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,668 ♪ Dinosaurs into lizards " ♪ 236 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,171 ♪ >J' And then he grabbed up some bolts' ♪ 237 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,590 ♪ >J' He let out a laugh' ♪ 238 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,134 ♪ >J' Said, "I'll split them Right down the middle' ♪ 239 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,678 ♪ >J' Gonna cut them right up in half"' ♪ 240 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,432 ♪ And the storm clouds gathered above ♪ 241 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,851 ♪ >J' Into great balls of fire' ♪ 242 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,694 ♪ >J' And then fire' ♪ 243 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,449 ♪ >J' Shot down from the sky in bolts' ♪ 244 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,993 ♪ >J' Like shining blades of a knife' ♪ 245 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,831 ♪ >J' And they ripped Right through the flesh' ♪ 246 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,292 ♪ >J' Of the children of the sun' ♪ 247 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,503 ♪ >J' And the moon and the earth' ♪ 248 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,339 ♪ >J' And some Indian god' ♪ 249 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,424 ♪ >J' Sewed the wound up into a hole' ♪ 250 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:52,596 ♪ >J' Pulled it round to our bellies To remind us the price we pay' ♪ 251 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:57,100 ♪ >J' And Osiris and the gods of the Nile' ♪ 252 00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:02,564 ♪ Gathered up a my storm To blow a hurricane ♪ 253 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,691 ♪ >J' To scatter us away' ♪ 254 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,402 ♪ >J' In a flood of wind and rain' ♪ 255 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,655 ♪ >J' A sea of tidal waves I 256 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,823 ♪ To wash us all away' ♪ 257 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,535 ♪ >J' And if we don't behave' ♪ 258 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,745 ♪ >J' They'll cut us down again' ♪ 259 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,414 ♪ >J' And we'll be hopping around On one foot' ♪ 260 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,085 ♪ >J' Looking through one eye f 261 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,358 ♪ >J' The last time I saw you' ♪ 262 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,694 ♪ >J' We'd just split in two' ♪ 263 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,737 ♪ >J' You was looking at me' ♪ 264 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,156 ♪ I was looking at you ♪ 265 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,368 ♪ >J' You had a way so familiar' ♪ 266 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,203 ♪ >J' I could not recognize' ♪ 267 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,622 ♪ >J' 'Cause you had blood on your face' ♪ 268 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,041 ♪ >J' I had blood in my eyes' ♪ 269 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,627 ♪ >J' But I could swear by your expression I 270 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,713 ♪ >J' That the pain down in your soul' ♪ 271 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,258 ♪ >J' Was the same as the one down in mine' ♪ 272 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,885 ♪ >J' That's the pain' ♪ 273 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:18,390 ♪ >J' That cuts a straight line Down through the heart' ♪ 274 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,642 ♪ >J' We call it love' ♪ 275 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,937 ♪ >J' We wrapped our arms around each other' ♪ 276 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,356 ♪ >J' Tried to shove ourselves back together' ♪ 277 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,233 ♪ >J' We was making love' ♪ 278 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,152 ♪ >J' Making love' ♪ 279 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:35,657 ♪ It was a cold, dark evening Such a long time ago' ♪ 280 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:39,453 ♪ >J' When, by the mighty hand of Jove' ♪ 281 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,498 ♪ >J' It was a sad story how we became' ♪ 282 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,626 ♪ >J' Lonely two-legged creatures' ♪ 283 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,795 ♪ >J' The story of the origin of love' ♪ 284 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,673 ♪ >J' That's the origin of love' ♪ 285 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,133 ♪ >J' Oh, yeah' ♪ 286 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,218 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 287 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,182 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 288 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,101 [vocalizing] 289 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,021 ♪ >J' The origin of love' ♪ 290 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,074 [Sling ends] 291 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,876 [Hedwig] lt is clear that / must find my other half, 292 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,088 but is it a he or a she? 293 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,424 What does this person look like? 294 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,426 Identical to me? 295 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,055 Or somehow complementary? 296 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,771 Does my other half have what I don't? 297 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,399 Did he get the looks? 298 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,275 The luck? 299 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,403 The love? 300 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,115 Were we really separated forcibly, 301 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,534 or did he just run off with the good stuff? 302 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,661 Or did I? 303 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,123 Will this person embarrass me? 304 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,210 What about sex? 305 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,089 ls that how we put ourselves back together again ? 306 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,134 Or can two people... 307 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,721 actually become one... 308 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,181 again? 309 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,983 I remember once when I was six years old 310 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,945 I was watching my favorite cartoon on American Forces Network, 311 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,447 "Jesus Was Good." 312 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,284 [in German] 313 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,505 Eh? 314 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:12,147 [H e d wig] In the year / was born, the wall went up. 315 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,153 And many people decided to move west to freedom. 316 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,622 Mother threw me into a wheelbarrow and headed east. 317 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,958 The Communists gave her a job 318 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,253 teaching sculpture to Iimbless children. 319 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,507 [rock music on radio] 320 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,678 Most of m y time was spent listening to American Forces Radio. 321 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,763 ♪ >J' We are freaks' ♪ 322 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,349 ♪ >J' We follow the code of freaks We are freaks!' ♪ 323 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,018 ♪ >J' We stand back, we stand back We are freaks' ♪ 324 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,646 ♪ >J' We do what we please And do what we choose' ♪ 325 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,980 ♪ >J' We are bad' ♪ 326 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,316 [continues, indistinct] 327 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,903 [Hedwig] Our apartment was so small, 328 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,030 that mother made me play in the oven. 329 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,700 ♪ One 0f us, one 0f us One 0f us, one 0f us ♪ 330 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,285 [continues, faint] 331 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:13,250 Late at night, 332 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:18,505 I would listen to the voices of the American masters. 333 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,384 Toni Tennille, Debby Boone, 334 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:28,598 Anne Murray, who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. 335 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,520 And then there were the crypts-homo rockers... 336 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:36,314 Lou Reed, Iggy POP, 337 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:42,362 David Bowie, who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. 338 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,490 These artists, 339 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:48,410 they left as deep an impression on me 340 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,913 as that oven rack did on my face. 341 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:55,625 To be a young American in muskrat love, 342 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,920 soft as an easy chair, not even the chair, 343 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,631 "I am," I said, "Have I never been mellow?" 344 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,466 And the colored girls sing... 345 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,928 ♪ D0, do-do, do-do, do, do-do' ♪ 346 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:11,016 ♪ D0, do-do, do-do, do, do-do' ♪ 347 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,518 [Hansel singing] I00, do-do, do-do/ 348 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:18,982 ♪ D0, do-do, do, do-do, do-do' ♪ 349 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,026 [women continue singing] 350 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,527 But never with the melody. 351 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:27,866 How could I do it better than Toni or Lou? 352 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,161 “Hey, BOY-- 353 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,915 take a walk on the wild side!" 354 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,584 [song stops] 355 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,756 -[crowd cheering] -[ballad playing] 356 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,217 [woman singing, distant] By my side ♪ 357 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:50,180 ♪ >J' You will be the one' ♪ 358 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,767 ♪ Lying by my side ♪ 359 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:59,606 ♪ Lying by my side ♪ 360 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:06,029 ♪ Lying by my side ♪ 361 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,156 [crowd cheers, distant] 362 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,544 [woman vocalizing, distant] 363 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,881 Okay. 364 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,259 Okay. 365 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:41,356 One day, in the late mid-80s... 366 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,443 I was in my early late 20s. 367 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,238 I had just been dismissed from university 368 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,323 after delivering a brilliant lecture 369 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,493 on the aggressive influence of German philosophy 370 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,704 on rock and roll, entitled, 371 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,832 "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want." 372 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,628 At 26, my academic career was over, 373 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:05,714 I had never kissed a boy, 374 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,341 and I was still sleeping with Mom. 375 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,682 The search for my other half 376 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:19,477 on my side of the wall had proved futile. 377 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,397 Might he be found on the other? 378 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,109 But how to get over? You know? People died trying. 379 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:30,905 Such were the thoughts flooding my tiny head, 380 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:36,786 on the day that I was... sunning myself... 381 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:41,750 in an old bomb crater I had discovered near the wall. 382 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,002 I am naked, 383 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,006 face down on a piece of broken church, 384 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:51,134 inhaling a fragrant westerly breeze. 385 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,803 My God, I deserved a break today. 386 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:04,689 Girl, 387 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,317 I, I sure don't mean to annoy you. 388 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,783 My name is Sergeant Luther Robinson. 389 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,744 My name is Hansel. 390 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,415 [Hedwig] Luther is silent for a moment as he stares at my.-. 391 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,335 "little bishop in a turtleneck. " 392 00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,049 Hansel? 393 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:38,056 Well, you must like candy. 394 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,266 I like Gummibarchen. 395 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:53,446 The taste is completely different from a Gummi Bear, 396 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,657 yet somehow familiar. 397 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,076 It's much sweeter than a Gummi Bear. 398 00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,160 Wow. 399 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,870 And softer, too. 400 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,581 I feel so optimistic. 401 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,129 I suddenly recognized the flavor in my mouth. 402 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,297 It's the taste of power. 403 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,716 Damn, Hansel. 404 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,262 I can't believe you're not a girl. 405 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,847 [inhales] 406 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,723 You're so fine. 407 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:22,600 [chuckles] 408 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,979 Why don't you take the whole bag? 409 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,818 He searches my face for news of his fate. 410 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:38,950 His expression is echoed in scores of tiny faces, 411 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,202 pressing against clear plastic, 412 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:44,581 panting faces of every imaginable color, 413 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:48,751 creed, and non-Aryan origin, 414 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:53,464 fogging up the bag like the windows of a Polish bathhouse. 415 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:54,966 Ah! 416 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,427 I stumbled naked through the ruins, 417 00:27:57,510 --> 00:28:00,346 back towards blander, less complicated confections, 418 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,349 leaving in my wake a trail of rainbow carnage. 419 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,564 Next day, Hansel follows the trail back, 420 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,234 and on his way finds a Milky Way, 421 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,695 a roll of Necco Wafers, 422 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,697 some Pop Rocks, 423 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:21,993 and a giant-sized Sugar Daddy named Luther. 424 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,037 [Luther chuckles] 425 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,497 ♪ >J' I've got a sweet tooth' ♪ 426 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:29,459 ♪ >J' For licorice drops and jelly rolls' ♪ 427 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,298 ♪ Hey, sugar daddy I' 428 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,301 ♪ >l' Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl I' 429 00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:44,515 ♪ >J' I'll lay out fine china on the linen 4' 430 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,434 ♪ And polish up the chrome I' 431 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,770 ♪ >4' If you've got some sugar for me 4' 432 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,397 ♪ >J' Sugar daddy, bring it home' ♪ 433 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:58,112 ♪ >4' Oh, the thrill of control 4' 434 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:02,033 ♪ >l' Like the rush of rock and roll I' 435 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,829 ♪ It's the sweetest taste I've known 4' 436 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,917 ♪ >4' If you've got some sugar Bring it home 4' 437 00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:15,588 Looks like we've got some sugar daddies in the house. 438 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,304 ♪ >L' Honey bees go shopping I' 439 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,432 ♪ >l' It's something to be seen I' 440 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,935 You could give me a cavity, honey. 441 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,188 ♪ >4' They swarm to wildflowers 4' 442 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,774 ♪ >a' Get nectar for the queen a' 443 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:37,235 I bet you could fill that cavity, sweetie. 444 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:40,655 ♪ >L' And everything you bring me I' 445 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:43,408 ♪ >a' Got me dripping like a honeycomb a' 446 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,785 ♪ >4' If you got some sugar for me 4' 447 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,371 ♪ >J' Sugar daddy, bring it home' ♪ 448 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,541 It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen. 449 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:55,128 ♪ >J' Whoa, the thrill of control 4' 450 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:59,799 ♪ >J' Like a blitzkrieg on the roll' ♪ 451 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,720 ♪ It's the sweetest taste I've known 4' 452 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,346 ♪ >4' Oh, yeah 4' 453 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,849 ♪ >4' If you've got some sugar Bring it home 4' 454 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,809 ♪ Ba-da ba-da do a' 455 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:12,437 ♪ >4' Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home 4' 456 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:15,565 He loves me, Mother. 457 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:18,943 He wants to marry me... 458 00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:23,823 and get me the hell out of here. 459 00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,374 [chuckles] 460 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:42,467 Get my passport and my camera, Hansel. 461 00:30:43,217 --> 00:30:45,303 It's a simple cut-and-paste job. 462 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:47,221 We change the photo, 463 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,891 and you can use my name... 464 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,226 Hedwig Schmidt. 465 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,561 Not so simple, ladies. 466 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,231 Baby“. 467 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:00,318 You know I love you. 468 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:02,904 I'm always thinking of you. 469 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,449 But I gotta marry you here, 470 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,201 in East Berlin. 471 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,870 And that means a full physical examination. 472 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,874 They'd see right away that I have a - 473 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:15,958 No,baby. 474 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:20,922 To walk away... 475 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,091 you gotta... 476 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,803 leave something behind. 477 00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:32,141 Am I right, Mrs. Schmidt? 478 00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:34,435 I've always thought so, Luther. 479 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:40,191 To be free, one must give up a little part of oneself. 480 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:42,735 And I know just the doctor to take it. 481 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:46,197 [screaming] 482 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,950 [fast rock] 483 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:01,796 ♪ >L' My sex change operation got botched I' 484 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,966 ♪ >l' My guardian angel Fell asleep on the watch a' 485 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:08,594 ♪ Now all I've got is A Barbie doll crotch r 486 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:10,805 ♪ >l' I've got an angry inch I' 487 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,725 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 488 00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:17,103 ♪ I got a I got an angry inch ♪ 489 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,232 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 490 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:23,818 ♪ I got a I got an angry inch ♪ 491 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:27,989 ♪ >a' I'm from the land where you Still hear the cries a' 492 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,242 ♪ I had to get out Had to sever all ties a' 493 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,495 ♪ I changed my name And assumed a disguise ♪ 494 00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:36,622 ♪ I got an angry inch ♪ 495 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,751 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 496 00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,879 ♪ I got a I got an angry inch ♪ 497 00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,175 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 498 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:49,760 ♪ I got a I got an angry inch ♪ 499 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,848 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 500 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,976 ♪ >J' The train is coming And I'm tied to the track' ♪ 501 00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:00,188 ♪ >' I try to get up, I can't get no slack I' 502 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,940 ♪ >l' got an angry inch, angry inch I' 503 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:07,695 -4' My mother made my tits out of clay 4' -J“ Tits out of clay ♪ 504 00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:10,490 ♪ My boyfriend told me That he'd take me away ♪ 505 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,910 ♪ >l' They dragged me to the doctor one day I' 506 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,495 ♪ >l' I've got an angry inch I' 507 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,457 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 508 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,876 ♪ >a' I got a motherfucking angry inch 4' 509 00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:26,297 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 510 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,508 ♪ I got a I got an angry inch ♪ 511 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:30,593 ♪ >l' Long story short I' 512 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:33,137 ♪ Yeah, long story short I' 513 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:37,016 ♪ When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there ♪ 514 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,519 ♪ I was bleeding from the gash Between my legs ♪ 515 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,437 ♪ lt's my first day as a woman ♪ 516 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,189 ♪ >a' Already it's that time of the month a' 517 00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:45,858 ♪ >l' But two days later The hole closed up a' 518 00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:48,736 ♪ >J' The wound healed and I was left... l' 519 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,489 ♪ >A' With a one-inch mound of flesh I' 520 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:55,493 ♪ Where my penis used to be Where my vagina never was ♪ 521 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:58,162 ♪ >l' It was a one-inch mound of flesh I' 522 00:33:58,788 --> 00:34:02,291 ♪ With a scar running down it Like a side ways griimace ♪ 523 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,502 ♪ >a' On an eyeless face a' 524 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,587 - ♪ It was just a little bulge ♪ - Faggot !. 525 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,090 ♪ >l' It was an angry inch I' 526 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,801 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 527 00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:15,137 ♪ >l' The train is coming And I'm tied to the track a' 528 00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:18,516 ♪ >l' I try to get up, I can't get no slack I' 529 00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,810 ♪ I got an angry inch, angry' ♪ 530 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,772 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 531 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,818 ♪ >J' Stay undercover till The night turns to black' ♪ 532 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,195 ♪ >l' I got my inch, I'm set to attack I' 533 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:34,198 ♪ >l' I got an angry inch, angry inch I' 534 00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:37,827 ♪ Six inches forward, five inches beck ♪ 535 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:41,122 ♪ >a' Stay undercover till The night turns to black 4' 536 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,166 - ♪ I g0! m y inch, I'm set to attack ♪ -[glass shatters] 537 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,295 ♪ >l' I got an angry inch, angry inch I' 538 00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:50,881 ♪ Six inches forward And five inches back ♪ 539 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:54,093 ♪ >J' The train is coming And I'm tied to the track' ♪ 540 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,138 ♪ >l' I try to get up, I can't get no slack I' 541 00:34:57,221 --> 00:35:00,224 ♪ >J' I got an angry inch, angry inch' ♪ 542 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,811 ♪ Six inches forward And five inches back ♪ 543 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,897 ♪ >a' Stay undercover till The night turns to black 4' 544 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:10,151 ♪ >l' I got my inch, I'm set to attack I' 545 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:13,029 ♪ >J' I got an angry inch, angry inch' ♪ 546 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,672 [song fading] 547 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,400 [man on TV, indistinct] 548 00:37:44,722 --> 00:37:47,224 ...and champagne are flowing freely... 549 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:50,436 as long-separated family members are reunited. 550 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:54,315 This is unbelievable. It's a day for the history books. 551 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:57,318 All border crossings are reported to be wide open, 552 00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:00,529 and thousands are flooding into the western half of the city 553 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,782 to celebrate their newfound freedom. 554 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,826 The Berlin Wall has fallen, 555 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,496 and the world will never be the same. 556 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:11,707 The Germans are a patient people, 557 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:15,544 and good things come to those who wait. 558 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:19,089 [synthesizer intro] 559 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:36,232 ♪ >J' On nights' ♪ 560 00:38:38,234 --> 00:38:39,443 ♪ >J' Like this' ♪ 561 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:47,243 ♪ When the world's a bit amiss a' 562 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:54,333 ♪ >l' And the lights go down Across the trailer park a' 563 00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:58,420 ♪ >l' I get down I' 564 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,715 ♪ >J' I feel had' ♪ 565 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:08,430 ♪ >a' Feel on the verge of going mad a' 566 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:13,227 ♪ Then it's time to punch the clock 3 567 00:39:13,811 --> 00:39:15,896 ♪ >l' I put on some makeup 3 568 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,859 ♪ Turn on the tape deck X 569 00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:25,322 ♪ >l' And put the wig back on my head I' 570 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:35,249 ♪ >a' Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen 4' 571 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,293 ♪ >a' Until I head home a' 572 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:40,588 ♪ >4' And I put myself to bed 4' 573 00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:51,098 ♪ >i' I look back on where I'm from I' 574 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:56,061 ♪ >a' Look at the woman I've become I 575 00:39:56,854 --> 00:40:01,650 ♪ >l' And the strangest things Seem suddenly routine 4' 576 00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:06,655 ♪ >a' I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks a' 577 00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:11,493 ♪ >a' A gift-wrapped wig still in the box 4' 578 00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:15,164 ♪ >a' Of towering velveteen 4' 579 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:17,291 ♪ >l' I put on some makeup 3 580 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:20,878 ♪ Some La Vern Baker ♪ 581 00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:26,592 ♪ >l' I'm pulling the wig down From the shelf' ♪ 582 00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:36,310 ♪ >a' Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 a' 583 00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:41,357 ♪ >4' Until I wake up And I turn back to myself 4' 584 00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:52,993 ♪ >a' Some girls they got natural ease a' 585 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:57,623 ♪ They wear it any way they please I' 586 00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:00,376 ♪ >a' With their French flip curls a' 587 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:02,795 ♪ >4' And perfumed magazines 4' 588 00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:05,881 ♪ >l' Wear it up I' 589 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,967 ♪ >a' Let it down I 590 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:12,680 ♪ >4' This is the best way that I've found 4' 591 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:15,975 ♪ >l' To be the best you've ever seen I' 592 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,894 ♪ >J' I put on some makeup' ♪ 593 00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:22,731 ♪ >J' Turn on the 8-track' ♪ 594 00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:28,362 ♪ >J' I'm pulling the wig Down from the shelf' ♪ 595 00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:37,246 ♪ >' Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV a' 596 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,581 ♪ Until I wake up I' 597 00:41:40,124 --> 00:41:43,168 ♪ >4' And I turn back to myself 4' 598 00:41:45,838 --> 00:41:49,008 ♪ >a' Shag, bi-level, bob Dorothy Hamill do 4' 599 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:50,592 ♪ >a' Sausage curls, chicken wings a' 600 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:52,052 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 601 00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:54,013 ♪ >a' With your blow-dried feather back a' 602 00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:55,347 ♪ >J' Toni Home Wave, too' ♪ 603 00:41:55,723 --> 00:41:57,224 ♪ >a' Flip, 'fro, frizz, flop a' 604 00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:58,600 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 605 00:41:58,684 --> 00:41:59,935 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 606 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,937 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 607 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,785 Okay, everybody! 608 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,080 [singing] 609 00:42:33,302 --> 00:42:36,847 ♪ >A' Suddenly I'm this punk rock star a' 610 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,849 ♪ >a' Of stage and screen 4' 611 00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:40,434 ♪ >4' And I ain't never a' 612 00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,312 ♪ >l' I'm never turning back I' 613 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:58,994 ♪ Do-do-do do-do do-do a' 614 00:42:59,078 --> 00:43:02,164 ♪ Do-do-do do-do do-do a' 615 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:05,250 ♪ Do-do-do do-do do-do a' 616 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:08,378 ♪ Do-do-do do-do do-do a' 617 00:43:08,462 --> 00:43:11,548 ♪ Do-do-do do-do do-do a' 618 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,343 ♪ Do-do-do-do a' 619 00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:32,444 ♪ >J' When the Earth was still flat' ♪ 620 00:43:33,237 --> 00:43:35,656 ♪ >A' And clouds made of fire A' 621 00:43:36,115 --> 00:43:41,995 ♪ >J' The mountains stretched Up to the sky, sometimes higher' ♪ 622 00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:45,833 Ugh, I am so sorry. 623 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,876 I was waiting for the phone company. 624 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,174 God, is that his new single? 625 00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:02,391 Don't do it, sweetie! Please don't say anything to him today. 626 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:06,478 If you do, he's got the power, know what I mean? He's got the power! 627 00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:09,773 All we need is a snapshot, then they'll know that you were responsible 628 00:44:09,857 --> 00:44:11,859 for some of the biggest hits of the millennium, 629 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:13,986 and you will be so fucking rich! 630 00:44:14,778 --> 00:44:17,406 Damn it, looks like the photographer's already inside. 631 00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:24,079 All right, everybody, stay right here. Hedwig. Hedwig. Hedwig. Hedwig. 632 00:44:25,164 --> 00:44:27,749 Please don't say anything. Let me handle it. 633 00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:40,095 - Yes. The Phyllis Stein party. -Who are you with? 634 00:44:40,179 --> 00:44:41,763 We're A&R from A&M. 635 00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:45,267 Actually, this is a private event. I'm sorry. 636 00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:47,436 - Private event? -Mm-hmm. 637 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,771 As in, "You're not on the list." 638 00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:53,567 - As in, "Find it." -l'm looking, and you know what? 639 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:54,735 It's not here. 640 00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:56,737 - Justin! Vince! -Get out of my fucking way! 641 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,614 Hey! Settle down. 642 00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:02,367 - I could have yourjob! -I don't think you could. 643 00:45:02,451 --> 00:45:04,453 - Bitches! -Where's my fucking brooch? 644 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:07,497 [Phyllis] We're going to continue to shadow Tommy's tour. 645 00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:09,374 We're going to squeeze the local press. 646 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,251 But I do not want to blow our wad 647 00:45:11,335 --> 00:45:14,129 on my E! channel contact until we get to New York. 648 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:18,550 It's all about New York. Right? 649 00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:22,888 Honey, I've really thought about it, I think it's a bad idea, this photo-op. 650 00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:25,891 - It was your idea. -But I'm second-guessing myself now. 651 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:26,975 I think... 652 00:45:27,351 --> 00:45:29,811 I don't think you should have any personal contact with Tommy. 653 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,606 - Well, I guess we disagree. -Honey, we do disagree. 654 00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,066 - But, please, listen. -Did you - 655 00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:36,693 Excuse me, did you put a bra in a dryer? 656 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:39,905 What? 657 00:45:40,656 --> 00:45:44,451 Did you put a bra in a dryer? 658 00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:49,206 - Yes. -How many times do I have to tell you? 659 00:45:49,289 --> 00:45:53,543 You don't put a bra in a dryer! lt warps! 660 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:56,088 Hedwig, please, it's a bra. 661 00:45:57,005 --> 00:45:59,299 You can have one of mine. Please! 662 00:46:07,307 --> 00:46:08,308 [Phyllis] Ugh. 663 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,227 [man crying] I'm so sorry. 664 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,004 [all laughing] 665 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:44,803 [Hedwig] You know, ladies and gentlemen, the road is my home. 666 00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:48,056 - My home, the road. -Hear, hear. 667 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:52,352 And when I think about all the people I have come upon in my travels, 668 00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:55,939 I have to think about the people who have come upon me. 669 00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:59,443 Tommy, can you hear me? 670 00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:00,902 Yeah! 671 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:03,989 From this milk-less tit, 672 00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:10,329 you sucked the very business we call show! 673 00:47:17,961 --> 00:47:19,254 Okay. [clears throat] 674 00:47:19,338 --> 00:47:20,839 You wanna know about Tommy Gnosis? 675 00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:22,632 [all] Yeah! 676 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,968 Okay, I'll tell you about Tommy Gnosis. 677 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:32,225 After my divorce, I scraped by with babysitting gigs and odd jobs. 678 00:47:32,309 --> 00:47:34,728 Mostly the jobs we call "blow." 679 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,104 [all laugh] 680 00:47:36,188 --> 00:47:40,776 I had lost my job at the base PX, and I had lost my gag reflex. 681 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,069 You do the math. 682 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,783 I sat for the baby of General Speck. 683 00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:51,912 He was the commander of the nearby army fort, 684 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,622 and his other son was... 685 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:58,335 yeah, the artist formerly known as my buttboy. 686 00:47:59,086 --> 00:48:02,506 We're talking about Tommy Speck at this time. 687 00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:09,262 Tommy Speck was a 17-year-old classic rock-loving, 688 00:48:09,346 --> 00:48:13,016 "Dungeons and Dragons" obsessed, 689 00:48:13,642 --> 00:48:20,273 Jesus freak with a fish on his truck. 690 00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:26,446 I found him incredibly... 691 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:31,076 hot. 692 00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:36,433 I had recently returned to my first love of music. 693 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:39,394 I had tried singing once, back in Berlin. 694 00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:41,438 They threw tomatoes after the show... 695 00:49:41,855 --> 00:49:42,939 I had a nice salad. 696 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,608 [all laughing] 697 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:49,988 But newly motivated, I got myself a cheap electric piano 698 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:53,658 and I found a couple of Korean sergeants' wives 699 00:49:53,742 --> 00:49:56,161 who churned out a mean rhythm section. 700 00:49:56,244 --> 00:50:00,582 ♪ >J' Denial!' ♪ 701 00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:08,632 [scattered applause] 702 00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:11,009 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you... 703 00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:12,928 both of you. 704 00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:16,806 That song was by Mr. Kurt Cobain. 705 00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:18,433 Now that kid's got a future, huh? 706 00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:21,770 How about Kwahng-Yi on guitar, ladies and gentlemen! 707 00:50:21,853 --> 00:50:24,439 Give it up! Kwahng-Yi! 708 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:27,317 Give it up, Kwahng. 709 00:50:30,445 --> 00:50:34,324 You know, I'd like to take it down a little. Right now. 710 00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:36,159 What do you say, girls? 711 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:43,333 This is actually the first song I've ever written. 712 00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:47,003 And, it's written for a guy to sing. 713 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,550 I know a lot of you guys out there tonight, 714 00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:54,344 a lot better than some of you would care to admit. 715 00:50:55,512 --> 00:50:59,891 And I know that a few of you kick some karaoke ass. 716 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,102 So... 717 00:51:05,397 --> 00:51:09,067 if you're looking for your big, breakout single, 718 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:12,571 you might wanna put a bid on this one tonight, 719 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:15,323 ladies and gentlemen, because we are talking 720 00:51:15,407 --> 00:51:18,493 to Phil Collins's people, right? 721 00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:25,083 But then again, aren't we all? 722 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,590 ♪ >L' You know the sun is in your eyes I' 723 00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:39,973 ♪ >4' And hurricanes and rain a' 724 00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:43,852 ♪ >l' And black and cloudy skies I' 725 00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:50,650 ♪ >l' You're running up and down that hill I' 726 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:55,447 ♪ >J' You turn it on and off at will' ♪ 727 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,949 ♪ >l' There's nothing here I' 728 00:51:58,033 --> 00:52:01,745 ♪ >l' To thrill or bring you down I' 729 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:10,045 ♪ >4' And if you've got no other choice 4' 730 00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:15,216 ♪ >4' You know you can follow my voice 4' 731 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:18,386 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise I' 732 00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:21,514 ♪ >l' Of this wicked little town I' 733 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:26,269 ♪ >' Ah-hh... S' 734 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,857 ♪ >A' Ah-hh... S' 735 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,917 ♪ >l' The fates are vicious I' 736 00:52:49,793 --> 00:52:51,127 ♪ >l' And they're cruel I' 737 00:52:56,508 --> 00:52:59,636 ♪ >l' You learned too late, you've used I' 738 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,556 ♪ >A' Two wishes like a fool I' 739 00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:10,563 ♪ >l' And then you're someone you are not I' 740 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:15,402 ♪ >4' And Junction City ain't the spot 4' 741 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:22,283 ♪ >l' Remember Mrs. Lot When she turned around a' 742 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:30,250 ♪ >4' And if you've got no other choice 4' 743 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:34,879 ♪ >4' You know you can follow my voice 4' 744 00:53:34,963 --> 00:53:38,174 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise I' 745 00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:41,594 ♪ >l' Of this wicked little town I' 746 00:53:57,152 --> 00:53:59,612 [Sling ends] 747 00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:11,708 Your show... 748 00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:14,836 that song... 749 00:54:16,588 --> 00:54:20,383 My dad gave me this guitar to apologize for being such a pathetic little dictator. 750 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:25,555 -[Hedwig] He sang me songs. - Classics. 751 00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:27,265 The bands were new to me. 752 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:28,349 Yeah! 753 00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,018 Boston, Kansas, 754 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:33,021 America, Europe, Asia. 755 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,773 Travel exhausts me. 756 00:54:41,362 --> 00:54:42,739 Where are you from, Hedwig? 757 00:55:04,052 --> 00:55:05,595 I told him my story. 758 00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:07,138 I'm from East Berlin. 759 00:55:08,723 --> 00:55:09,974 There was a big war. 760 00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:13,603 -[inaudible] -[bomb falling] 761 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,610 [explosion] 762 00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:33,039 Have you... 763 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:39,295 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior? 764 00:55:41,548 --> 00:55:42,757 N0, but I... 765 00:55:44,884 --> 00:55:46,219 I love his work. 766 00:55:49,097 --> 00:55:53,351 No. What he was saving us from was his fucking father. 767 00:55:54,853 --> 00:56:00,316 I mean, what kind of god creates Adam in his image 768 00:56:01,317 --> 00:56:05,113 and then pulls Eve out of him to keep him company? 769 00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:10,243 And then tells them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge? 770 00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:13,913 I mean, he was so micromanaging. 771 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,749 So was Adam. 772 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:18,668 But Eve... 773 00:56:20,962 --> 00:56:22,630 Eve just wanted to know shit. 774 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:27,176 She took a bite of the apple, 775 00:56:28,511 --> 00:56:31,598 and she found out what was good and what was evil. 776 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:35,894 Then she gave it to Adam, so he would know, 777 00:56:36,644 --> 00:56:38,146 because they were in love. 778 00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:43,443 And that was good, they now knew. 779 00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:50,867 Hedwig... 780 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,828 would you give me the apple? 781 00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,918 The words falling from those lips. 782 00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:02,795 And his eyes... 783 00:57:03,796 --> 00:57:08,426 his irises were clear cylinders of surprising depth... 784 00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:10,678 and emptiness. 785 00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:16,142 Only a few puddles 0f bluish pain slashed around inside. 786 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,103 Same blue as my eyes. 787 00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:27,195 At the time, Tommy's performance options were limited 788 00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:29,030 to the occasional guitar mass. 789 00:57:30,949 --> 00:57:34,118 I initiated a six-month curriculum of rock history... 790 00:57:36,788 --> 00:57:37,830 lyrics, 791 00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:39,165 Grooming, 792 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:41,042 and vocal training. 793 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,419 ♪ Do, do-do, do-do... l' 794 00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:45,880 For his graduation present, I gave him his name: 795 00:57:46,214 --> 00:57:47,382 Tommy Gnosis, 796 00:57:47,715 --> 00:57:49,676 the Greek word for knowledge. 797 00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:52,762 We collaborated. 798 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,598 Songs exploded out of us. 799 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,393 Teenage girls started showing up. 800 00:57:58,476 --> 00:57:59,811 [girl screaming] 801 00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:02,021 [glass shatters] 802 00:58:04,941 --> 00:58:09,570 In three months, we were outgrossing monster trucks in Wichita. 803 00:58:09,988 --> 00:58:11,322 With that kind of money coming in, 804 00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:15,159 I was able to devote myself entirely to our career. 805 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:16,786 We were very haPPY- 806 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,163 [door opens, closes] 807 00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,750 Honey, what is wrong? 808 00:58:23,251 --> 00:58:24,252 My dad. 809 00:58:24,752 --> 00:58:26,087 Fucking parents! 810 00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:31,175 You're gonna blow my house down. 811 00:58:31,259 --> 00:58:32,760 Honey, come here. 812 00:58:44,147 --> 00:58:45,773 Just let it go, sweetie. 813 00:58:46,941 --> 00:58:47,942 Let it go. 814 00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:51,988 Oh, it's gone. 815 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:54,991 I feel it. It's gone. 816 00:58:57,368 --> 00:58:58,369 [sniffles] 817 00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:17,722 I'm very much aware that we haven't kissed in all the months we've been together. 818 00:59:17,805 --> 00:59:21,976 In fact, he's maintained a near perfect ignorance 819 00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,061 of the front of me. 820 00:59:23,144 --> 00:59:26,355 Honey, sweetie, you're choking me. 821 00:59:26,439 --> 00:59:29,025 Sweetie, let go. Take it easy. 822 00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:31,486 You wanna work on that new song? 823 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,072 Hmm? The hit? 824 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,742 While I finish trimming your eyebrows? 825 00:59:39,077 --> 00:59:40,203 Are you drunk? 826 00:59:42,205 --> 00:59:43,831 I'm not drunk. 827 00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,000 I'm enjoying a little... 828 00:59:47,085 --> 00:59:48,086 you know... 829 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,256 a little rainwater and Everclear. 830 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:59,013 ♪ >L' Look what you've done... l' 831 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:00,098 Shit! 832 01:00:00,181 --> 01:00:05,103 ♪ >I' And I... S' 833 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:10,024 ♪ >l' Will always love you... l' 834 01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:12,693 What do you think? 835 01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:14,403 You think love lasts forever? 836 01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:16,989 No, but this song does. 837 01:00:18,116 --> 01:00:20,159 Don't knock a multi-platinum single. 838 01:00:20,243 --> 01:00:22,078 When you are suddenly Mr. Commercial? 839 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:23,496 I wish I could hit those notes. 840 01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:26,999 She's been singing this song on a loop for three days. 841 01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,383 Seriously, Tom, yeah. 842 01:00:38,678 --> 01:00:40,096 I believe love is immortal. 843 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:45,685 ♪ >L' Look what you've done... l' 844 01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:46,978 Fuck! 845 01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:48,729 I can't hear myself. 846 01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:52,984 How is it immortal? 847 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,322 I don't know, perhaps because... 848 01:00:59,615 --> 01:01:01,576 love creates something that... 849 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:06,080 was not there before. 850 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:12,503 What? 851 01:01:13,546 --> 01:01:14,797 Like procreation? 852 01:01:16,007 --> 01:01:17,425 Yeah, but not only. 853 01:01:19,302 --> 01:01:20,303 What? 854 01:01:21,429 --> 01:01:22,597 Like recreation. 855 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,681 What is that? 856 01:01:23,764 --> 01:01:26,934 Stop, you come in here crying and you wanna recreate with me. 857 01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:32,398 Maybe just... 858 01:01:34,275 --> 01:01:35,318 creation. 859 01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:39,155 Don't move. 860 01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,311 ♪ >L' Look what you've done I' 861 01:02:12,688 --> 01:02:17,151 ♪ >I' And I... S' 862 01:02:19,195 --> 01:02:24,075 ♪ >l' Will always love you I' 863 01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:30,581 ♪ >l' I will always love you I' 864 01:02:31,457 --> 01:02:37,797 ♪ >l' I will always love you I' 865 01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:44,929 ♪ >l' I will always love you I' 866 01:02:46,013 --> 01:02:52,561 ♪ >l' I will always love you I' 867 01:02:55,064 --> 01:02:58,526 ♪ >l' I will always... l' 868 01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,361 Breathe through my mouth. 869 01:03:00,653 --> 01:03:04,282 ♪ >L' Love you I' 870 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:46,532 Oh, God. 871 01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:48,409 Oh, Hedwig... 872 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:51,495 When Eve was still inside Adam, 873 01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:52,872 they were in paradise. 874 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:53,956 That's right, honey. 875 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,460 When she was separated from him, that's when paradise was lost. 876 01:03:58,627 --> 01:04:00,588 So when she enters him again, 877 01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:02,965 paradise will be regained. 878 01:04:03,049 --> 01:04:05,468 However you want it, honey. Just kiss me while we do it. 879 01:04:29,116 --> 01:04:30,576 Wha... What is that? 880 01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:41,545 It's what I have to work with. 881 01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:54,141 M-my mum's probably wondering where I am. 882 01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:56,727 You're such a fucking sissy. 883 01:04:56,811 --> 01:04:58,437 You are such a sissy! 884 01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,232 What are you afraid of, huh? 885 01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:02,566 What are you afraid of? 886 01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:03,651 What? 887 01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,069 I love you, I love you! 888 01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:07,154 Then love the front of me, honey! 889 01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:08,864 Love the... 890 01:05:28,634 --> 01:05:29,844 [Phyllis] Okay, now, boys. 891 01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:32,721 We are dry, we're spent. 892 01:05:32,805 --> 01:05:34,807 We're flat broke. 893 01:05:35,516 --> 01:05:36,851 [knocking] 894 01:05:37,685 --> 01:05:40,312 - Yeah. Who ordered the pizza? -Oh, pizza. Hallelujah. 895 01:05:40,396 --> 01:05:41,897 Schlatko, what are you talking about? 896 01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:44,316 We can't afford a pizza. This is Manhattan! We can barely - 897 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,318 Come on in. We can barely afford this hole. 898 01:05:46,402 --> 01:05:50,072 We had to cancel the gig tonight because we can't fix the amps. 899 01:05:50,531 --> 01:05:53,409 No, I don't have any more money. Schlatko, please! 900 01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,037 I got it. 901 01:05:58,664 --> 01:06:00,291 Yes you did, and it's stunning! 902 01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:01,500 Fuck off, Phyllis. 903 01:06:02,251 --> 01:06:03,252 I got the part. 904 01:06:04,170 --> 01:06:05,379 I'm playing the role of "Angel" 905 01:06:05,463 --> 01:06:07,381 in Broadway Cruise's Polynesian tour of Rent, 906 01:06:07,465 --> 01:06:09,383 so fuck you too, Miss Hedwig! 907 01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:11,760 I'm going to be a star. Big star. 908 01:06:11,844 --> 01:06:13,804 There's nothing you can do about it! 909 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:19,727 Yeah, okay. I don't care. 910 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:22,521 I don't care if you have my passport. 911 01:06:22,938 --> 01:06:24,773 Fuck you! I'm going to Guam! 912 01:06:26,567 --> 01:06:27,693 And I want a divorce. 913 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,778 I want - Ya, I want a divorce from you. 914 01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:33,032 Mental cruelty, irreconcilable difference! 915 01:06:36,994 --> 01:06:38,037 [scoffs] 916 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,081 [scoffs] 917 01:06:57,306 --> 01:06:58,516 I'm exhausted. 918 01:07:02,478 --> 01:07:03,604 Are you tired? 919 01:07:09,485 --> 01:07:10,528 You look tired. 920 01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,581 I think maybe we are just... 921 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:25,668 both very tired. 922 01:07:58,033 --> 01:07:59,118 [Softly] Hedwig. 923 01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:05,124 I don't think you need my help anymore. 924 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:28,397 [door closes] 925 01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,963 [car stereo: pop] 926 01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:19,133 ♪ >4' Fire shot down from the sky in bolts a' 927 01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:21,802 ♪ >4' Like shining blades of a knife a' 928 01:10:22,803 --> 01:10:26,557 ♪ >4' And it ripped right through the flesh 4' 929 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:31,520 ♪ >a' Of the children Of the sun and the moon and the earth a' 930 01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:33,939 ♪ >l' And some Indian god I' 931 01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:36,150 ♪ >a' Sewed the wound up into a hole a' 932 01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:41,280 ♪ >J' Pulled it round to our bellies To remind us of the price we pay 4' 933 01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:44,825 ♪ And Osiris, the god... 4' 934 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,870 Wait, did you sing "the Cyrus"? 935 01:10:49,747 --> 01:10:50,748 No, no. 936 01:10:50,831 --> 01:10:53,250 You just sang "the Cyrus" on that recording. 937 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:56,462 The Cyrus, Cyrus. Cyrus the god. 938 01:10:57,713 --> 01:11:01,633 There's no god called "Cyrus." It's "Osiris," it's an Egyptian god. 939 01:11:01,717 --> 01:11:04,678 - Remember, we read that book - - We had two versions of that song. 940 01:11:04,762 --> 01:11:06,305 - We had one version... - No, we had two versions - 941 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:07,556 ...and you fucked it up! 942 01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:21,987 I know. 943 01:11:41,173 --> 01:11:43,675 Maybe... maybe we could jam sometime? 944 01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:52,226 Maybe we could. 945 01:11:55,312 --> 01:12:00,234 ♪ >J' That his soul was the same As the one down in mine' ♪ 946 01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:02,486 ♪ >J' That's the pain' ♪ 947 01:12:03,612 --> 01:12:07,157 ♪ Cuts a straight line Down through the heart ♪ 948 01:12:07,658 --> 01:12:09,493 ♪ >a' We called it love a' 949 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,538 ♪ >a' So we wrapped our arms Around each other a' 950 01:12:12,955 --> 01:12:14,248 [car horn blares] 951 01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:23,799 [reporter] Tommy, what's your relationship to Hedwig Robinson? 952 01:12:23,882 --> 01:12:27,386 I never knew that woman before that night, and I never knew she wasn't a woman. 953 01:12:32,224 --> 01:12:34,601 [audience cheering] 954 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,019 Doll. 955 01:12:36,728 --> 01:12:38,272 Thank you so much. 956 01:12:38,647 --> 01:12:40,107 Hedwig and the Angry Inch! 957 01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:46,363 ["America, the Beautiful" playing] 958 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:06,800 Hedwig! 959 01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:09,928 - Hedwig! -[shutter clicks] 960 01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:15,058 [song continues] 961 01:13:24,693 --> 01:13:26,445 [Sling ends] 962 01:13:43,837 --> 01:13:45,464 ♪ I was born ♪ 963 01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:48,842 ♪ >l' On the other side I' 964 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:58,852 ♪ Ofa town ripped in two a' 965 01:14:01,772 --> 01:14:06,693 ♪ >l' And no matter how hard I try I' 966 01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:15,118 ♪ I end up black and blue X 967 01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:20,165 ♪ >A' I rose from off of the doctor's slab I' 968 01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:29,007 ♪ >J' I lost a piece of my heart' ♪ 969 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:34,930 ♪ >l' Now everyone gets to take a stab I' 970 01:14:38,892 --> 01:14:43,021 ♪ >l' They cut me up into parts I' 971 01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:48,860 ♪ >l' I gave a piece to my mother I' 972 01:14:52,864 --> 01:14:58,495 ♪ >l' I gave a piece to my man I' 973 01:15:02,124 --> 01:15:06,253 ♪ >l' I gave a piece to the rock star I' 974 01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:14,261 ♪ >4' He took the good stuff a' 975 01:15:17,723 --> 01:15:22,519 ♪ >a' And ran a' 976 01:15:24,646 --> 01:15:26,106 ♪ >l' I've got it all sewn up I' 977 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:29,818 ♪ A hardened razor cut Scar map across my body ♪ 978 01:15:30,861 --> 01:15:32,446 ♪ >l' And you can trace the lines I' 979 01:15:32,529 --> 01:15:36,283 ♪ >l' Through misery's designs That map across my body a' 980 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:37,659 ♪ >l' A collage I' 981 01:15:39,286 --> 01:15:40,996 ♪ I'm all sewn up X 982 01:15:42,873 --> 01:15:43,957 ♪ A montage ♪ 983 01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:47,461 ♪ I'm all sewn up X 984 01:15:50,756 --> 01:15:53,341 ♪ A random pattern With a needle and thread a' 985 01:15:53,425 --> 01:15:55,969 ♪ >l' The overlapping way Diseases are spread a' 986 01:15:56,053 --> 01:15:59,389 ♪ To a tornado body With a hand grenade head ♪ 987 01:15:59,473 --> 01:16:03,101 ♪ >4' And the legs of two lovers entwined 4' 988 01:16:04,853 --> 01:16:07,647 ♪ >J' Inside I'm hollowed out Outside's a paper shroud' ♪ 989 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,524 ♪ >a' And all the rest's illusion I 990 01:16:10,901 --> 01:16:12,736 ♪ >4' That there's a will and soul a' 991 01:16:12,819 --> 01:16:16,114 ♪ >A' That we can wrest control From chaos and confusion a' 992 01:16:16,198 --> 01:16:17,657 ♪ >l' A collage I' 993 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:20,577 ♪ I'm all sewn up X 994 01:16:22,704 --> 01:16:23,872 ♪ A montage ♪ 995 01:16:25,457 --> 01:16:26,666 ♪ I'm all sewn up X 996 01:16:30,462 --> 01:16:33,173 [screams] 997 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,093 [microphone feedback] 998 01:16:39,513 --> 01:16:41,223 [music continues] 999 01:16:54,069 --> 01:16:55,362 [Tommy] N0, not this face. 1000 01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:59,157 ♪ >J' Just a boy' ♪ 1001 01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,704 ♪ >J' No cosmic lover' ♪ 1002 01:17:06,248 --> 01:17:08,708 ♪ This wicked town 4' 1003 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:12,796 ♪ Something beautiful and new 4' 1004 01:17:12,879 --> 01:17:16,550 [man speaking, indistinct] 1005 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:21,304 ♪ >4' Forgive me for I did not know 4' 1006 01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:29,729 ♪ 'Cause I was just a boy 4' 1007 01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:33,567 ♪ >a' You were so much more 4' 1008 01:17:36,278 --> 01:17:40,782 ♪ >l' Than any god could ever plan I' 1009 01:17:40,866 --> 01:17:45,078 ♪ More than a woman or a man ♪ 1010 01:17:45,996 --> 01:17:49,332 ♪ Now I understand a' 1011 01:17:49,416 --> 01:17:52,335 ♪ >4' How much I took from you 4' 1012 01:17:54,963 --> 01:17:59,926 ♪ >l' That when everything Starts breaking down 4' 1013 01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:04,347 ♪ >a' You take the pieces off the ground 4' 1014 01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:07,601 ♪ >l' Show this wicked town I' 1015 01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:11,605 ♪ Something beautiful and new 4' 1016 01:18:14,149 --> 01:18:18,778 ♪ >J' You think that luck has left you there' ♪ 1017 01:18:23,617 --> 01:18:27,162 ♪ >J' But maybe there's nothing' ♪ 1018 01:18:27,245 --> 01:18:30,624 ♪ >l' Up in the sky but air I' 1019 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:37,088 ♪ >l' And there's no mystical design I' 1020 01:18:37,839 --> 01:18:41,760 ♪ >l' No cosmic lover preassigned I' 1021 01:18:42,594 --> 01:18:45,597 ♪ >4' There's nothing you can find 4' 1022 01:18:46,348 --> 01:18:49,017 ♪ >l' That cannot be found I' 1023 01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:56,608 'Cause with all the changes You've been through 4' 1024 01:18:56,691 --> 01:19:01,238 ♪ >l' It seems the stranger's always you I' 1025 01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:07,494 ♪ >l' Alone again in some new Wicked little town r 1026 01:19:09,704 --> 01:19:13,917 ♪ >A' Ah-hh S' 1027 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:19,047 ♪ >A' Ah-hh S' 1028 01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:23,009 ♪ >A' Ah-hh S' 1029 01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:27,973 ♪ >A' Ah-hh S' 1030 01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:33,937 ♪ >l' And when you've got no other choice I' 1031 01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:38,733 ♪ >4' You know you can follow my voice 4' 1032 01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:41,611 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise I' 1033 01:19:41,695 --> 01:19:45,282 ♪ >l' Of this wicked little town I' 1034 01:19:46,408 --> 01:19:47,826 ♪ It's a wicked a' 1035 01:19:50,996 --> 01:19:52,539 ♪ Little town I 1036 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,961 ♪ >a' Good-bye, wicked a' 1037 01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:04,926 ♪ Little town I 1038 01:20:35,707 --> 01:20:37,584 [Sling ends] 1039 01:21:35,392 --> 01:21:41,398 ♪ >L' Rain falls hard I' 1040 01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:46,444 ♪ Burns dry I' 1041 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:51,491 ♪ >J' A dream or a song' ♪ 1042 01:21:54,369 --> 01:21:56,579 ♪ >l' That hits you so hard I' 1043 01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:01,084 ♪ >l' Filling you up I' 1044 01:22:04,462 --> 01:22:06,423 ♪ >a' Suddenly gone a' 1045 01:22:10,844 --> 01:22:11,845 ♪ Breathe a' 1046 01:22:13,388 --> 01:22:14,389 ♪ >J' Feel' ♪ 1047 01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:16,891 ♪ >a' Love a' 1048 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:19,561 ♪ >i' Give I' 1049 01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:21,980 ♪ Free a' 1050 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,818 ♪ >l' Know in your soul I' 1051 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,698 ♪ >l' Like your blood knows the way I' 1052 01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:36,703 ♪ >l' From your heart to your brain I' 1053 01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,876 ♪ >l' Knows that you're whole I' 1054 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:49,799 ♪ >4' And you're shining Like the brightest star 4' 1055 01:22:49,883 --> 01:22:56,598 ♪ >l' A transmission on the midnight radio I' 1056 01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:01,478 ♪ >l' And you're spinning I' 1057 01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:04,272 ♪ >4' Like a 45 a' 1058 01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:06,274 ♪ Ballerina a' 1059 01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:13,740 ♪ >l' Dancing to your rock and roll I' 1060 01:23:16,409 --> 01:23:18,369 [audience cheering] 1061 01:23:19,704 --> 01:23:20,914 ♪ Here's to Patti a' 1062 01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:23,333 ♪ >a' And Tina a' 1063 01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:25,960 ♪ >a' And Yoko a' 1064 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:28,296 ♪ >' Aretha a' 1065 01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:30,673 ♪ And Nona a' 1066 01:23:32,091 --> 01:23:33,927 ♪ >4' And Nico a' 1067 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:35,595 ♪ And me ♪ 1068 01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:40,517 ♪ >l' And all the strange rock and rollers I' 1069 01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:44,938 ♪ >l' You know you're doing all right I' 1070 01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:49,567 ♪ >l' S0 hold on to each other I' 1071 01:23:52,153 --> 01:23:56,658 ♪ You gotta hold on tonight ♪ 1072 01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:02,622 ♪ >4' And you're shining Like the brightest star 4' 1073 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:09,629 ♪ >l' A transmission on the midnight radio I' 1074 01:24:12,298 --> 01:24:13,883 ♪ >l' And you're spinning I' 1075 01:24:14,634 --> 01:24:16,719 ♪ Your new 45s a' 1076 01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:20,974 ♪ >l' All the misfits and the losers I' 1077 01:24:21,683 --> 01:24:26,396 ♪ >l' Well, you know you're rock and rollers I' 1078 01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:30,900 ♪ >4' Spinning to 4' 1079 01:24:31,943 --> 01:24:38,074 ♪ >a' Your rock and roll a' 1080 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,128 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1081 01:24:52,547 --> 01:24:55,258 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1082 01:24:57,343 --> 01:25:00,388 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1083 01:25:02,098 --> 01:25:05,852 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1084 01:25:06,894 --> 01:25:11,608 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1085 01:25:11,691 --> 01:25:16,321 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1086 01:25:21,909 --> 01:25:23,786 ♪ >a' Now! Now! a' 1087 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:33,588 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1088 01:25:34,756 --> 01:25:37,800 ♪ >4' Lift up your hands 4' 1089 01:26:23,471 --> 01:26:25,556 [Sling ends] 1090 01:26:59,048 --> 01:27:01,050 ♪ >A' When the earth was still flat I' 1091 01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:04,762 ♪ >A' And clouds made of fire A' 1092 01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:08,391 ♪ >l' And mountains stretched up to the sky I' 1093 01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:10,685 ♪ >a' Sometimes higher 4' 1094 01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:16,357 ♪ >4' Folks roamed the earth a' 1095 01:27:16,441 --> 01:27:18,359 ♪ >l' Like big rolling kegs I' 1096 01:27:18,443 --> 01:27:21,070 ♪ >4' They had two sets of arms 4' 1097 01:27:21,154 --> 01:27:23,698 ♪ >4' They had two sets of legs a' 1098 01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:28,745 ♪ >J' They had two faces peering Out of one giant head' ♪ 1099 01:27:28,828 --> 01:27:31,831 ♪ >J' So they could watch all around them' ♪ 1100 01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,167 ♪ >l' As they talked while they read I' 1101 01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:38,087 ♪ >4' And they never knew nothing of love 4' 1102 01:27:39,005 --> 01:27:41,632 ♪ >l' It was before I' 1103 01:27:44,218 --> 01:27:46,345 ♪ >4' The origin of love 4' 1104 01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:51,476 ♪ >4' The origin of love 4' 1105 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:57,440 ♪ >a' Now there was three sexes then 4' 1106 01:27:57,523 --> 01:28:01,319 ♪ >a' One that looked like two men Glued up back-to-back I 1107 01:28:01,736 --> 01:28:03,780 ♪ >4' They called the children of the sun 4' 1108 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:07,450 ♪ And similar in shape and girth I' 1109 01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:09,827 ♪ >l' Was the children of the Earth I' 1110 01:28:09,911 --> 01:28:13,623 ♪ >4' They looked like Two girls rolled up in one 4' 1111 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:17,335 ♪ >l' And the children of the moon I' 1112 01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:19,796 ♪ >a' Was like a fork shoved on a spoon a' 1113 01:28:19,879 --> 01:28:25,426 ♪ They was part sun, part earth Pan' daughter, pan' son 4' 1114 01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:30,807 ♪ >4' Ah-hh The origin of love a' 1115 01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:05,424 ♪ >a' Some girls they got natural ease a' 1116 01:29:06,217 --> 01:29:10,137 ♪ They wear it any way they please I' 1117 01:29:10,221 --> 01:29:12,890 ♪ >a' With their French flip curls a' 1118 01:29:12,974 --> 01:29:15,309 ♪ >4' And perfumed magazines 4' 1119 01:29:17,144 --> 01:29:18,396 ♪ >l' Wear it up I' 1120 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:20,857 ♪ >a' Let it down I 1121 01:29:21,482 --> 01:29:25,069 ♪ >4' This is the best way that I've found 4' 1122 01:29:25,820 --> 01:29:28,781 ♪ >l' To be the best you've ever seen I' 1123 01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:31,242 ♪ >l' I put on some makeup 3 1124 01:29:33,202 --> 01:29:35,204 ♪ >a' Turn on the 8-track a' 1125 01:29:36,622 --> 01:29:40,376 ♪ >l' I'm pulling the wig down From the shelf' ♪ 1126 01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:49,844 ♪ >a' Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV a' 1127 01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:52,096 ♪ Until I wake up I' 1128 01:29:52,638 --> 01:29:55,683 ♪ >4' And I turn back to myself 4' 1129 01:29:58,352 --> 01:30:01,522 ♪ >a' Shag, bi-level, bob Dorothy Hamill do 4' 1130 01:30:01,606 --> 01:30:03,107 ♪ >a' Sausage curls, chicken wings a' 1131 01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:04,567 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 1132 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:06,527 ♪ >a' With your blow-dried feather back a' 1133 01:30:06,611 --> 01:30:07,945 ♪ >J' Toni Home Wave, too' ♪ 1134 01:30:08,237 --> 01:30:09,739 ♪ >a' Flip, 'fro, frizz, flop a' 1135 01:30:09,822 --> 01:30:11,115 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 1136 01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:12,700 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 1137 01:30:12,783 --> 01:30:14,535 ♪ >4' It's all because of you 4' 1138 01:30:28,174 --> 01:30:29,800 Okay, everybody! 1139 01:30:30,718 --> 01:30:32,595 ♪ >l' I put on some makeup 3 1140 01:30:34,555 --> 01:30:36,432 ♪ >a' Turn on the 8-track a' 1141 01:30:37,850 --> 01:30:41,812 ♪ >l' I'm pulling the wig down From the shelf' ♪ 1142 01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:49,362 ♪ >a' Suddenly I'm this punk rock star a' 1143 01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:51,364 ♪ >a' Of stage and screen 4' 1144 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:52,949 ♪ >4' And I ain't never a' 1145 01:30:54,241 --> 01:30:55,826 ♪ >l' I'm never turning back I' 1146 01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:03,125 [vocalizing] 1147 01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:22,019 [vocalizing continues] 1148 01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:45,418 [Sling ends] 90033

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