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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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Girlies, our
entertainment's arrived!
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Oh, my God!
Turn the music off.
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Everyone shush!
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Firstly, happy birthday, Crystal!
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Best stripper in the game.
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Shut up, shut up!
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Sit your arse down.
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Oh, my God, what is it?
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You are going to love this babe,
I promise.
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What have you done?! Oh, my God!
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We've hired you a man with
a normal job!
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WOMEN SHRIEK
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Oh, my God!
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Hello, there. Um, I'm Alan Norris,
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and I work in the processing
department of
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an accountancy firm in Bedford.
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THEY SCREAM
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Oh, my God! I have the minutes from
Monday's HR meeting
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if anyone wants to see that.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
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I can't believe it!
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Oh, my God, it's, like, numbers
and stuff!
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Alan, tell us how long and big
your commute is.
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THEY LAUGH EXCITEDLY
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It could be anywhere between
an hour and a half
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and two hours.
It really depends on traffic.
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WOMEN SCREAM
Oh, it depends on traffic!
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He's getting his lunch out.
What is it?!
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Tuna mayonnaise today.
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Louder!
Tuna mayonnaise.
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THEY SCREAM
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He's doing the tube ride!
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Do it! Do it!
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Oh, look at him! Oh, my God, he's
moving his body like it's the tube.
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Yeah, that's insane,
that's really amazing.
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Yeah, no, get it! Get it!
Come on, get it!
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Can you do this by bank
transfer, please?
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This is a nightmare
for my tax return.
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CHANTING: Take them off!
Take them off! Take them off!
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These are actually much more
comfortable for commuting.
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CHANTING: Go home to your family!
Go home to your family!
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I can't.
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I'm actually divorced and...
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..she got custody and it's...
It's tough, you know?
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I love my kids.
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I miss them.
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HE SOBS
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Best one yet!
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THEY CHEER
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Hello to all you grubby,
hungry slappers out there.
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We have some really exciting news
over here in
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the Pasta Pomodoro HQ. Bang!
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Our new recipe books have just -
a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fucker - landed!
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Oh! And they couldn't be
more naughty.
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Yeah. Naughty, naughty.
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And here she is,
our little hardbacked papier bitch.
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She's a frigid little mistress,
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but if you touch her nicely
she will open up
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and show you everything she has
to offer.
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Yeah. Bit like our mum.
Oh!
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No, no. I love you, Mumsie,
but you are a bike, admit it.
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You're a bike.
BOTH: Bike, bike, bike, bike, bike!
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Pas Pom has always had
a special place in our hearts,
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because our nanny used
to cook it for us, and...
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Oh, no. ..this is a funny little
story, actually.
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I can't believe you're
going to go there. OK.
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We would begin each dinner by, um,
eating it,
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and by the end we would have always
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just completely finished it.
HE LAUGHS
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Yes! Do you know what I mean?
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Yes! Oh, good times.
Do you know what I mean?
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Good times.
It was a good story, that.
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We also both had
a huge crush on our nanny,
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so that might have helped
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the medicine go down,
me thinks - hey, Barnbot?
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Yeah. We were a real handful,
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but finally when we turned 18,
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we ended up getting exactly what
we wanted
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and we had a massive threesome
with her, which was great fun.
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Yeah. Speaking of the ladies,
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me and Barn know we would be nowhere
in this world without
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the women in our lives,
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so we have decided to dedicate
an entire chapter of
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the book to photos of
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the best-looking girls in our
friendship group,
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holding bowls of pom. Get in there.
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The things I would do
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to these women,
you do not want to know!
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So, what other juice is there in
this damn fine booky?
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Well, we should probably point out
that we did sadly forget to feature
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the recipe for Pasta Pomodoro in
the book... Whoops.
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..and that was a huge oversight on
our part. But...
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We put in a few photos of us on
holiday in the South of France.
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Oh, God, I love the South of France.
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Do you remember that night?
Night to remember.
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Yeah, yeah.
I got with a rough dog of a lass.
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Oh, God, she was rotten!
She was barking,
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but she did have two lovely
tig ol' bitties. Ooh, gosh.
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Tiggly dos. Ooh.
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Couple of tigs. Long old ducks.
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Like a pair of cream trousers
hanging from her chest,
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a little pink sock at
the end of each one.
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A little treat for me on
me holibobs.
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So, yeah, please order your
copy now,
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and with the first 50 orders we
will be sending you
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a Pom Brothers tote with
a free splat of our v own Pomo,
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cooked right here in our kitchwang.
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Hey, lads, look at this.
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Suck on that Pom like it's red milk
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from mummy's cowy cotton
udder. Hmm.
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Oh, Hugsy, you absolute nutter.
Let me have a glob of that.
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Let me have a glop.
Yeah, you've got get a try of that.
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Pour it in. Oh, that's good. Mummy's
here to give him what he needs.
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See you next time,
you saucy tomato sluts.
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My turn, my turn!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Mummy, for me!
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You just never see those flying ants
any more, do you? What?
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Yeah, no, it's true, actually,
you don't. It's true.
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I feel like I see them quite
a lot, don't you, flying around?
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Another beer? Yeah. Oh, yes, please.
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Anyone got a bottle opener?
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Did somebody say bottle opener?
No, it's all right,
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you don't need one.
I'll do it, here you go.
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I think there's one on
the table actually.
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No, no, chill out, I've got this,
I do it all the time.
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Oh, I hate it when people do that.
Ooh.
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MUFFLED: Oh, it's a tough cap. Oh...
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Ooh! Oh...
Are you all right?
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LISPING: Mm, here you go.
Who's next?
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Oh, my God. Sally, you're bleeding.
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No, this is normal,
it's supposed to be like this.
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Well, it looks really bad.
No. No way, it's nothing.
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I think I'll use the bottle opener.
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What are you talking about?
Just give it to me.
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Barney!
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This guy! Ha!
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Aha! Uh...
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GROANING: Oh, God!
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Ooh... Ooh...
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Oh! Oh, my God. Way-oh!
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MUFFLED: Your beer, my liege.
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Oh, no. What is that behind
your back?
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Nothing, absolutely nothing.
It doesn't look like nothing,
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it looks distinctly like
an unopened bottle of beer,
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my dear Watson.
SHE CHUCKLES
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Sally, look, you're doing some
serious damage to yourself.
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Ooh. You're doing some serious
damage to our friendship.
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Now give me the damn bottle, girl.
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I don't want to.
Give me it!
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Jesus!
Yes.
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I love beer!
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Oh...
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WISTFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
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I feel like I haven't seen a spider
for ages. What?
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Really? Nah, I see them all
the time mate.
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Another beer? Yes, thanks.
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Thank you. Oh,
anyone got a bottle opener?
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No need.
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Oh... Oh. Huh.
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So, what, is that,
sewn into your mouth?
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Yeah. Wow.
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I went to Turkey.
Oh.
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You look nice, Ellie. Oh, thank you.
You look nice too, Tash.
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Oh, thanks.
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Do you think anyone else here thinks
we look nice?
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We can but ask, I suppose.
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Yeah, OK.
What about these guys?
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Um, does anyone here think we
look nice?
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OBJECT CLANKS QUIETLY
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Did you hear something?
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I'll take it.
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I don't know, baby,
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it's like I love you
and you're my wife,
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but I want to fight
with you every single day,
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because I'm so busy with
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the life of stress
and the business call.
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Hello, business opportunity?
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Oh, my God.
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What can I do?
My marriage is over.
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I have to find a place where
I can kiss with my husband,
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relax with my husband,
take warm Jacuzzi with my husband.
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Don't worry, everyone,
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we know that having a very busy
family work life marriage
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is very bad.
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That's why here at Internet Nails,
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as well as usual nail treatment,
washing treatment,
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we are now offering one full week
of romance
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at our new couples spa
official bathroom.
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With every treatment you can get
cheeseboard for lovers
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and cold drink for lovers.
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Thank you. Ochy, no!
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Hey!
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Ugh, an X Zero.
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Really?!
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Life is high quality stress.
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That's why we want to offer
our red lovers
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the best exotic treatments.
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SOOTHING PAN PIPE MUSIC
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Hello, darling, how are you?
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It's very hard to be a wife in
the millennium.
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It's OK, I understand.
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Yes.
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How about after a long day,
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come and relax and tell your secrets
to your wife,
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girlfriend, in the pleasure
of our spa location.
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We have saun, steam, plunge,
soap and brush.
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WATER TRICKLES WEAKLY
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Hmm.
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Unforgettable.
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We can also do couples therapy
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to help bring your marriage back
from the grave.
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Why you shout at her? Why?
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I don't want to say!
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I have the facility to fix car
parts, the details are...
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So why not lay with your lovers,
with music from our phones?
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PHONE PLAYS THINKING OUT LOUD
BY ED SHEERAN
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All right.
Oh...
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Talk with your lover
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in the comfort of our all-time sleep
lounge with low mattress.
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Hey, girl,
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what's your favourite Disney
princess now?
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Mickey Mouse. OK.
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Baby, we found love right where we
are...
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SHE GIGGLES
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OK, leave you two
for some...special time.
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Nice.
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Wait!
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Get out of it! Shove off!
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Hey, babe.
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My grandma is so excited
to meet you tonight.
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Oh.
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You have to play poker with
the boys again?
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No, it's cool, no.
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No, it's just she doesn't have
long left.
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No, you're right, OK.
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Well, I love you.
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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You always cancel
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You always let me down
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Whenever I need you
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You're always out of town
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It's been six long years
and your behaviour just gets worse
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Why don't I leave you?
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Cos this is my...
SHE SIGHS
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WHISPERED: ..curse
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I've got such a thing
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For those who treat me bad
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Those who treat me bad
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It's kind of a cute quirk
that I've always had
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A cute quirk that I've always had
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I message you back,
I pay your rent
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I've lent you my apartment
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And now I'm sleeping in a tent
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BOTH: Cos you're a thousand snakes
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I've never loved you more
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The more you shut me out
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The more I knock at your door
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It's kind of crazy
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I like the bad guys
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The lows are painful
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But, man, those annual highs
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I want to hold you
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But you always slip away
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Always slip away
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You bite the hand that feeds you
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But that's the price I pay
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That's the price I pay
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Your breath stinks of crickets
and you don't know how to kiss
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If the world ended tomorrow
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You're the one I'd miss
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You're the one I'd miss
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Cos you're a thousand snakes
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I've never loved you more
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The way you slither around me
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Makes my heart soar
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It's kind of crazy
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How much I love those bad guys
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The bites are painful
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But, man, those reptilian eyes
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You kissed my cousin and flirted
with my mum
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You bit my hand and filled
it with poison
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OK, your words are poison
to myself esteem
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Your scaly skin is my
wet dream...
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Right, absolutely not.
Can we...?
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Guys, sorry, just...
Can I just be clear?
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I'm using a thousand snakes as
a sort of metaphor
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to sing about snaky boys,
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fuckboys that I just sort
of can't get enough of.
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Mm, yes. And when I'm talking
about snakes,
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I am talking about the species of
reptile that is a snake.
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I love them. Right.
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And nothing I can do about it.
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So... So what do I do with that?
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Keep singing.
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You pissed outside my house
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I fed you a live mouse
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You tell me I look fat
300
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You tried to eat my cat
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I'm starting to think you're
causing me deep harm
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My favourite thing about snakes
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Is that their bodies are just
a long arm
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Just a long arm
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Just a long arm
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Just a long arm.
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