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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,791 [Tristan] How far would you go to make a name for yourself? 2 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:13,000 Become part of the elite? 3 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:18,083 The elite, 200 years ago, it meant having royal blood. 4 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:19,291 The aristocracy. 5 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,458 Twenty years ago, it meant being loaded. 6 00:00:23,416 --> 00:00:27,750 Today, you can be noble or rich and still be a loser. 7 00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:29,416 Today, it's all about fame. 8 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,041 Once you've tasted it, 9 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,416 you'll do anything to keep it. 10 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:36,250 Even if it kills you. 11 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:38,333 [soft piano music playing] 12 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,333 MADAME_DE_FUCK_IT 500K FOLLOWERS 13 00:00:50,416 --> 00:00:51,416 [Pierre] Célène? 14 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:52,916 Hey, you there? 15 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:56,083 THREE MONTHS EARLIER… 16 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:58,541 -[Célène] Pierre, can you hear me? -[Pierre] Yeah, all good. 17 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,625 -[Célène] This is gonna work. -Of course it will. 18 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:02,750 -Because our love knows… -No distance. 19 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:05,041 Our boy Balzac. Too easy. 20 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,750 Hey, and don't forget, right? You said one story a day. 21 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,750 Why do you want stories and not just videos? 22 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:12,416 Because it's more fun! 23 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:15,833 -So, that's fun? -Yeah. [imitating dog] 24 00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:17,833 -Hey, Pierre! -[Pierre] Hey, Dad-in-law! 25 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:19,250 Okay, I'll call you later. 26 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,166 -[cars honking] -[motorbike revving] 27 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,375 [man] Hey, dumb-ass! 28 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,125 -Why don't you watch where you're going? -[hip-hop music playing] 29 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,083 NETFLIX PRESENTS 30 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:31,666 ♪ Yo, I'm in beach mode Fuck a cheat code ♪ 31 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,291 ♪ I'm working day and night To afford a Torino ♪ 32 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:37,041 ♪ I'll count myself lucky The day I own a casino ♪ 33 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,708 ♪ Heading straight for Heaven's gate Michael Cimino ♪ 34 00:01:39,791 --> 00:01:42,166 ♪ I can't afford to die broke Down on my knees ♪ 35 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,750 ♪ So take note, yo I sold my soul in my teens ♪ 36 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:47,666 ♪ Soon as the Devil spoke The angels ceased to breathe ♪ 37 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,458 ♪ You've got to know the ropes In order to break free ♪ 38 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:53,000 ♪ Don't ask me how I'm doing Ask me how I do it ♪ 39 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:55,708 ♪ We can speak business It's all right, I'm fluent ♪ 40 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,041 ♪ I'm here to blow up You had your chance and you blew it ♪ 41 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:00,958 ♪ You're just hungry for clout Here's a thought you can chew on ♪ 42 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:03,458 ♪ You want to live the dolce vita Own a Buick ♪ 43 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,083 ♪ But there ain't a single soul That needs ya ♪ 44 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,958 ♪ Drunk on too much information Under the influence ♪ 45 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,666 ♪ Covering shame with foundation Your self-esteem is in ruins ♪ 46 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,541 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall… ♪ 47 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,875 -Balzac! Come here! -[dog barks] 48 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:22,333 ♪ I'm as fake as your grandma's incisors So I ask you, "What's left inside us?" ♪ 49 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:24,416 [music fading] 50 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,083 -Mom would've loved it here. -[sniffling] 51 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,000 Huh? Right, Dad? 52 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:33,333 God, I miss her. 53 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:41,500 It's fine. I'm all right. We'll be better off at Uncle Patrick's house. 54 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:49,125 Balzac! 55 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:51,541 Hey, the door! 56 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,208 Balzac? 57 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,541 Balzac! 58 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,166 Balzac! 59 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:04,166 -Have you seen a big black dog? -Yeah, that way! 60 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,083 Balzac! 61 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,250 [dog barking] 62 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:25,000 -[hip-hop playing on car stereo] -[woman] Hey! Hi, guys! 63 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,875 I'm so happy. I finally made it to Biarritz. 64 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,666 -[tires screeching] -Balzac! 65 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:33,791 [dog barks] 66 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:36,500 -Shh! Shh! -Balzac! 67 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,916 -Balzac! -He'll be fine. Let me just put him down. 68 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,416 Don't you ever do that again. 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,708 Hey, he's fine, don't worry. 70 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:48,916 -Your board's ruined. -I have others. 71 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:52,583 Come on, now, who's a good boy? 72 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,791 [woman] Can we do a quick story? 73 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:57,416 Sure. With pleasure. 74 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:00,666 We're here with Tristan Badiola, French surf champion. 75 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,375 So, you're not spending the summer in LA this year? 76 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,958 No, my Dad is still working, I need to prepare for some upcoming competitions. 77 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,458 -Can we maybe have a kiss? -Yeah, a little kiss? 78 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,166 -Well, yeah, why not? -[giggling] 79 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,916 [chuckling] Thanks, ladies. Thanks. 80 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,750 -Hey. Do you need me to take you home? -No, that's okay. Don't worry. 81 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:22,166 -It's no problem. My name is Tristan-- -Balzac! Balzac! 82 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,791 -[hip-hop music playing] -♪ Let me show you what we on about ♪ 83 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:26,750 ♪ Joy and money are the only route ♪ 84 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,750 ♪ No lights in the dark Feeling lonely bring the army out ♪ 85 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:33,041 ♪ Same team, we never switch Homies running, let us in ♪ 86 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,125 ♪ Fucked up, need medicine But I ain't got space for another sin ♪ 87 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,750 ♪ I ain't got time to miss my target… ♪ 88 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:41,041 I could show you around Biarritz if you want. 89 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,833 Have you heard of La Belloteka? Great place to hang-- 90 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:44,958 I'm not looking to hang. 91 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:49,708 I want to be upfront. I'm in a relationship and I'm faithful. 92 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,291 Okay. Damn it. 93 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,458 How old are you? Because you sound exactly like my grandmother. 94 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:57,166 I can translate it for you if you want. 95 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,250 Being away from my bae got me trippin', 96 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,958 and here comes this privileged-ass dude with his ride 97 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,041 trying to make me feel some type of way. 98 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:06,541 Epic fail, though. 99 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:10,500 That's an interesting try. But no one actually talks like that. 100 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:14,041 Except the principal of my high school, on second thought. 101 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,208 Wait, Patrick Riva? 102 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:19,916 -Yeah, right. How do you know? -'Cause he's my uncle. 103 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:21,625 Whoa. 104 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,166 Hold up. You're Charlotte's cousin? 105 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,500 You're nothing like her. Okay. 106 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:31,083 -So you're here visiting? -No. 107 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,750 I'm here to do my senior year at Victor Hugo. 108 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:34,666 Okay. 109 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,583 I guess we'll see each other. 110 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,416 -And who's your man, then? -Pierre. 111 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,000 Pierre… [scoffs] 112 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,875 Pierre stayed back in Paris. 113 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:50,541 -He's studying to get into medical school. -Okay. 114 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,666 You know what they say about long-distance? 115 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,708 And you know what they say about teeth whiteners? 116 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,250 It wears down your enamel. Be careful. 117 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:02,166 Don't worry, babe, I won't burst your bubble. 118 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:06,208 Uh, are we allowed to be friends on Insta, or will your boyfriend be mad? 119 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:11,083 Come on, don't tell me. You know what Instagram is, don't you? 120 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,916 I think I have better things to do with my time than post my life online. 121 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,583 Such as? 122 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,666 Dealing with my dad's depression and my mom's death. 123 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,458 Well, perfect. There you have it. 124 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:29,291 Tristan Badiola, the World Champion of Stupidity. Sorry. 125 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:33,708 Don't worry about it. You couldn't have known, right? 126 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:34,875 [mocking] Tristan Badiola. 127 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:38,125 And Pierre made an Instagram account for me last week. 128 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,125 Célène6475. 129 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,583 -And you can follow me if you want. -Okay. 130 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:43,958 See you. 131 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,833 -What are you doing with that? -It's a present. 132 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,916 -Welcome to Biarritz. -Thank you, but no. You can keep it. 133 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,041 Hey, you live in Biarritz now. What are you saying? 134 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,750 -Surfing's not really my thing. -Ah, okay, I see what's up. 135 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:00,583 You think surfing is a sport for airheads. 136 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:04,625 You'd much rather spend your time reading novels and sipping a cup of Earl Grey. 137 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:07,250 -Well, yeah. -Challenge accepted. 138 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,416 Tomorrow at two o'clock at the central beach? 139 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,125 Yeah, only in your dreams. 140 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,041 Aren't you forgetting something? 141 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:14,833 [dog barks] 142 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:16,125 Balzac. Oh, God. 143 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,041 I'll have you know, I've never used teeth whitener. 144 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:24,833 See you tomorrow. 145 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:27,708 -Still not coming. -Better things to do? 146 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:30,458 Hey, cuz! Follow my Insta. 147 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,250 [imitates zooming] 148 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,833 -["Don't You Know" by Kungs playing] -This is so tight! 149 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,750 It's so tight. So far, I pick my novel and Earl Grey over this. 150 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:44,333 ♪ I'm gonna rock your body Take it down slow ♪ 151 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:48,625 ♪ Gonna rock your body Don't they know? ♪ 152 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:52,083 ♪ I'm gonna rock your body Take it down slow ♪ 153 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:56,458 ♪ I'm gonna rock your body Don't you know? ♪ 154 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,500 -♪ Don't you know? ♪ -[song fading] 155 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,041 -[Tristan] Well? -Gotta say. 156 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:20,458 -Surfing's actually pretty cool. -I was talking about the view. 157 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:21,875 Pretty great. 158 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,583 The Rocher de la Vierge is like the icon of Biarritz. 159 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,125 Eiffel built the metal bridge 160 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,625 and Napoleon III drilled a hole through the rock. 161 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:33,375 Penetrating the impenetrable. You'd think they could've left poor Mary alone. 162 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:36,125 -Are you a feminist then? -Trying to be. 163 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,333 Beautiful. 164 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:44,458 -That kinda looks like an engagement ring. -'Cause it is one. 165 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,666 Pierre and I are getting married next year. 166 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,208 Are you serious? 167 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,583 I don't see what's so funny. 168 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,791 I got two words, "But why?" 169 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,875 Because I want to. Because I believe in marriage. 170 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,583 Because I don't really care to sleep around. 171 00:08:58,666 --> 00:08:59,833 [Tristan chuckling] 172 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,583 Do you think you can stop laughing, please? 173 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,333 Hey, listen, if you want to live like it's the 1700s, be my guest. 174 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:06,208 You can't control much when you're 17, 175 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:08,666 but you can control what you do with your body. 176 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,708 And I've decided that I'll share my body with one man. 177 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:17,333 -You've never believed in soulmates? -I've never really thought about it. 178 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,833 You're nothing like Pierre who… Shit, Pierre! 179 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,666 He and I were supposed to FaceTime. 180 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,541 -I spy someone who's in trouble. -Maybe it's nothing. 181 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:30,791 -[both] It's never nothing. -[cameras clicking] 182 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:33,541 [Tristan] You should keep your phone on you like a normal person. 183 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:36,875 Instead of living like it's the '90s. That's on you. 184 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:39,208 [upbeat music playing] 185 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,541 SOS BIATCH WHEN ARE YOU BACK?? 186 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:49,875 Guillermo, you're gonna book me a flight to Biarritz. 187 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:54,000 -[grunts] You know you can call me "Dad." -Now, Guillermo. 188 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:56,583 Bring my bags! 189 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,083 [Tristan] Célène? 190 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,875 Here's a present that maybe you'll appreciate a bit more. 191 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,125 So basically you're saying I'm a bad surfer? 192 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,041 -Proust? -Mmm-hmm. 193 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,333 Is this an early edition? 194 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,625 -Mmm-hmm. -No way. 195 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:30,458 Really, it's just… I don't think I can accept this. 196 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:33,291 Better off with you than collecting dust on my shelf. 197 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,458 And what's this? 198 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:38,958 [coyly] I don't know, what is it? That's weird. 199 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:47,083 "Dear Madame de Riva, there's a little get-together at my house on the 31st." 200 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,166 "Some honorable homies will be there if you want to drop by." 201 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,750 "I could introduce you to everyone." 202 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,916 "Sincerely, Tristan de Badiola." 203 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,583 [both] "Your Biarritz buddy." 204 00:10:56,666 --> 00:11:00,000 I would've texted it to you, but I wasn't sure you were familiar with technology, 205 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,250 so I decided on this instead. 206 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,166 Can I also invite my cousin? 207 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,250 -[hip-hop song playing] -♪ We rock steady for this game ♪ 208 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,708 ♪ Money on my name A cup of Henny in my hand ♪ 209 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:18,208 ♪ Fuck pennies for advance Just hundreds in a case ♪ 210 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:20,666 ♪ Yeah, yeah Trying to make the most out of it ♪ 211 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,000 ♪ Trying to make a boss out of me Yeah, yeah ♪ 212 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,791 ♪ Trying to make the most out of it Trying to make a boss out of me ♪ 213 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,875 POOL PARTY AT TRISTAN'S DON'T YOU KNOW? 214 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,208 ♪ Money on my name A cup of Henny in my hand ♪ 215 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:33,333 ♪ Fuck pennies for advance Just hundreds in a case, yeah ♪ 216 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:36,250 ♪ Trying to make the most out of it Trying to make a boss out of me ♪ 217 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,333 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 218 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:40,875 ♪ Trying to make the most out of it Trying to make a boss out of me, yeah… ♪ 219 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:44,166 -[guests whooping] -[man] Comin' through, comin' through! 220 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,375 -Whoo! Yeah! -[all] Whoo! 221 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,333 -[guests laughing] -[hip-hop continues on mic] 222 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,000 ♪ Hey, no space for a hoe ♪ 223 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,541 ♪ Game face for the show ♪ 224 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,458 ♪ Make a date for the ups And maintain for the bros ♪ 225 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,791 ♪ We ain't gonna miss the shot When the clock run down ♪ 226 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:58,958 [imitates gun firing] 227 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:02,083 ♪ What's up in town? If I like this shit then I cop it now ♪ 228 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:05,750 ♪ I used to be down on the carpet Now days I'm chilling in the cockpit ♪ 229 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,541 ♪ I planted the seed of success In my brain ♪ 230 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,750 ♪ At the end of the day Happens in my conscience ♪ 231 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,791 ♪ Fuck all the doubters In my surroundings ♪ 232 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,958 ♪ Yappers throwing us flowers Rapping about boss know louder ♪ 233 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:18,083 ♪ Wanted some heat, giving them powder Twenty-one ♪ 234 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,333 ♪ Stack some cheese Getting some powder ♪ 235 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:23,666 -[dance music playing] -[guests exclaiming and whooping] 236 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:27,666 Hey! 237 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,208 -"A little get-together," you said? -I mean, yeah, it's cool, isn't it? 238 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:36,583 [man] Whoa! Look who stepped out of the studio to hang out! 239 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:39,833 [Tristan] Hey, man! You good? What's up? Glad you made it. How's the studio life? 240 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:42,875 We just recorded the feature with Clara. It'll be a classic. 241 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,958 -[all laugh] -[man] Really? Clara, right? 242 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:45,875 Mmm-hmm. 243 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,916 So, uh, think you'll be able to graduate high school this year, or… 244 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,958 Well, they say, "Third time's a charm." 245 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,375 Yo. 246 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,208 I'm Oscar. 247 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,333 You're Oscar? 248 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,750 Oscar from The Voice? 249 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,791 Uh, yeah. 250 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:02,625 Let's go. 251 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,750 [all chuckle] 252 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,541 [man] Hey, two days till classes start. 253 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,666 Oh, I forgot to tell you, bro. Crazy, crazy news this year. 254 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,500 Riva's daughter is doing senior year with us. 255 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:18,125 After she spent ten years in a convent. Ten years, dude! 256 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,333 From what I hear, she's a dweeb! [laughing] 257 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,125 Six years. I was in a convent for six years, not ten. 258 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:26,750 And I'm not a dweeb. 259 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,583 -Oh! -I'll go put my bathing suit on. 260 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,708 You're truly so stupid, it's… it's incredible. Really, it's just… 261 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,375 Hold on, is she your cousin? 262 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,875 Is it true her mom ran away with some hippy-dippy 263 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,125 to live in a nudist colony in the States or something? 264 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,958 -[Charlotte] Yes! -[laughing] 265 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,708 So this is a friend of yours? Really? 266 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,041 Well, no, but… 267 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,875 Bruh, thanks for throwing such a dope end-of-summer party! 268 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,875 -Make some noise, whoo! -[dance music continues] 269 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,958 [guests cheering and whooping] 270 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:09,791 Oh, my God! Still got another year left. 271 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,416 Aren't they your friends? 272 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,708 Honey, look at me. 273 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:17,583 I got invited to these 'cause I'm the best DJ in the Basque Country. 274 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,458 You seriously brought Proust to a party? 275 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:34,666 -Mmm-hmm! -Love it! Where did you come from? 276 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,708 -Paris. -Oh, I love Paris. 277 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,625 Fuck the ocean. Fuck surfing. 278 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:47,333 Okay, listen, don't make it obvious, but check up there. 279 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:48,500 Is that… 280 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,583 [ethereal music playing] 281 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,333 LITTLE SOPHIE 3 282 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,875 Oh, Little Sophie? Chill. She goes to Hugo. 283 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,000 No way! She was my idol! 284 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:09,541 [man] At Victor Hugo, every girl wants to be Vanessa, 285 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,333 and every guy wants to be in Vanessa. 286 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,750 But she and Tristan are a solid power couple. 287 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,458 They're impossible to break up. 288 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,125 -What, these two are together? -Hey, you didn't know? 289 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,291 -No! -They're royalty around here. 290 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,583 Known each other since they were six years old, honey. 291 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,625 They're both Insta-verified and have, like, ten million followers together. 292 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,500 Excuse me, but what do you mean by "verified"? 293 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,833 Oh, wow! 294 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:34,750 Let's talk. 295 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,833 What year is it and where are we? 296 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,250 Uh, it's today and we're at Tristan's. Why do you ask? 297 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,333 -No, girl. Shh, no. -It is. But-- 298 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:46,291 It's actually 1782 and we're in Versailles. 299 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:49,375 At the top of the pyramid, you have the king and queen. 300 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,291 Verified King Badiola and Evil Queen Merteuil. 301 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,750 Beneath them, you have the duke and duchess, 302 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,416 influencers like Naya and Ari, 303 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,083 who post about what the king and queen tell them to. 304 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,500 Then you have the knights, there to lay down the law. 305 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,208 Then there's the king and queen's jesters. 306 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,750 They're there to bring in more followers. 307 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,541 Then there's the vassals, and below them, 308 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,791 the peasants. 309 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,208 -Who's the hunk over there? -Ben. 310 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,208 He's the type to hit on you online then ghost you in real life. 311 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,708 Because you don't look like Thor the Viking. 312 00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:23,625 And you? 313 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:28,541 -Where do you land exactly? -Me? I'm merely the merchant. 314 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,875 At your service, my lady. 315 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:31,791 Thanks. 316 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,000 What's the merchant's role? 317 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:36,833 He's in with everyone at every level, 318 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,416 and no one can kill him because he's too valuable. 319 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,208 Hey. 320 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,958 You're ten times hotter than Thor. 321 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,583 Ten times, I'm serious. 322 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:51,708 -Girl, I like you. -I like you too. 323 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:56,083 -[camera shutter clicking] -[soft music playing] 324 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,208 [clears throat and laughs] 325 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:03,250 Careful, a post with Charlotte Riva will lose you 10,000 followers. 326 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,125 -A drop in the ocean. -That's how I'll get my revenge. 327 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:10,041 [scoffs] You can look at yourself in the mirror and seriously say that? 328 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,708 When will you get over the fact that you lost the 2020 challenge? 329 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:15,291 -You know I loved that car. -Well, you shouldn't have bet it then. 330 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,916 I told you you can't corrupt Riva, 331 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,583 but if Vanessa Merteuil can't seduce her principal, then who can? 332 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,291 Remember the 2019 challenge? 333 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,291 Go on, remind me. 334 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,125 I seduced a monk. 335 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,583 Riva was this close to taking his pants off at the June festival. 336 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:32,541 But then stupid Charlotte called him and he went soft. 337 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,791 It's her fault I lost my Range Rover. 338 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,458 Babe, you talk too much, like villains do in movies. 339 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:43,958 Blabbering on at the end, explaining what the audience already knows. 340 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:47,458 Fact is, I won the bet, you lost your car, and you can't blame it on the girl. 341 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:48,416 Just accept that. 342 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,541 What would you say to turning Charlotte into the school slut? 343 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,833 Uh, no way. 344 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:05,000 Not cool. Don't you want to play anymore? What are you, in love? 345 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,625 -Very much. With you, my Little Sophie. -Shut up. 346 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,625 Why haven't we fucked already? 347 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,833 Because it's not in the contract. 348 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,250 I know, I know, I know. 349 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,458 All right, just one time. 350 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,833 Wait… 351 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,625 You want me to fuck you "just one time"? 352 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,166 Not me… 353 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:33,666 Charlotte. 354 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,500 [exclaiming] 355 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,083 No fucking way. 356 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,208 Getting her hooked wouldn't even be hard. 357 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,625 You're almost insulting me, you know? And besides, I have better things to do. 358 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,750 Who's that girl? 359 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,125 She's new, she's Parisian. She's starting at Hugo this year. 360 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:55,666 And you just invited her here? Did you plan to fuck her in the garage? 361 00:18:56,666 --> 00:19:00,583 For your information, she's faithful to her fiancé, she believes in soulmates, 362 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,166 she'll never compromise her beliefs, 363 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,000 so no, I didn't plan to fuck her in the garage. 364 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,625 However, I can make her my personal challenge this year. 365 00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,875 I'll make sure she forgets all her dumb nonsense 366 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,041 about soulmates, marriage, and fidelity. 367 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:17,125 And knowing me, she'll probably end up begging me to fuck her 368 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,166 instead of being the other way around. 369 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,500 I want to play this game. 370 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,250 Fuck her, then leave her. 371 00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:26,125 If you fail, I get your Guéthary beach house. 372 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,375 -Deal? -No, this one's for me. 373 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,083 I mean, you already gave me your car, how could you want more punishment? 374 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:35,833 -Then I can amend the contract. -Care to be more specific, please? 375 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:39,916 Up to three hours of foreplay, blowjobs included, with an unlimited fuck plan. 376 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:41,875 Specific enough for you? 377 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,166 Well, yeah, that is specific enough. 378 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,625 I have to use the bathroom! I hope there's TP. 379 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,208 Little Sophie! 380 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,416 You're my absolute idol! I used to want to be just like you! 381 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,125 -Is it okay if I hug you? -No. 382 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,125 I'm so happy right now. 383 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,875 Oh, my God, maybe we can be best friends now that we're in the same class! 384 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,291 Oh, you smell so nice. 385 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,375 [dance music playing in background] 386 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,541 -Bro, have you seen Célène? -She left. Here. 387 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,625 "Dear Monsieur Badiola, my fiancé's train just got in." 388 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:25,291 "I can't wait to see him. I'm leaving Charlotte in your care." 389 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,208 "Thanks again for the invite. Ciao." 390 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,541 Thirty seconds to make your choice. 391 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,375 I accept. 392 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:37,958 Cool. You have two months. 393 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,125 -[dance music playing] -♪ Tick tock, around the clock ♪ 394 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,083 ♪ I woke up spicy and never stopped ♪ 395 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,958 ♪ Time's up ♪ 396 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,875 ♪ There's no more compass Blow the trumpet ♪ 397 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,750 ♪ You know we on a roll… ♪ 398 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,916 [influencers] Sister situation! 399 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,875 This year, huge scandal. 400 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,583 -Stay tuned. -So stay tuned. 401 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:56,583 [horn honking] 402 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,666 [dance music continues] 403 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,333 No! 404 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583 -[man 1 laughing] -[man 2] Enough! 405 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,375 [man 1] What's this now? Hey, nice purse, dude. 406 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,375 -Do they make them for men too, or… -[both laughing] 407 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,500 Come on, he's right, man. Look, I'm gay, but you're a queen. 408 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,125 [man 1] Peace, dorks! 409 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,458 -Hey! Whaddup, whaddup? -[indistinct chatter] 410 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,166 [dance music continues] 411 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,791 I can't figure out if you're a good guy who hangs out with assholes, 412 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,083 or if you're an asshole trying to pass for a good guy. 413 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,000 -Hold on, are we the assholes? -Yes, you are! 414 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,541 Wait, what's the problem? I don't get it. 415 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:44,333 Come on, let's get out of here. She's not into us. 416 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,000 [dance music continues] 417 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,875 -[music fading] -[school bell rings] 418 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,125 Here's the deal, everybody. 419 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,541 We'll be starting with a book that's badass, 420 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:02,458 which is part of the new Philosophy curriculum. 421 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:07,291 So now who can tell me about the morality themes 422 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,625 in The Princess of Montpensier? 423 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:12,000 -[students giggling] -[man] Your phone, your phone! 424 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,625 -Julius? -Uh, no. 425 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,333 No? Anybody? 426 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,750 Come on, I gotta say, you've all got me trippin'. 427 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,041 -[phone chiming] -Why does he talk like that? 428 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:25,416 [laughs] Wait, I almost forgot. Smartphones go in here. 429 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,833 -[man] What? -No, I'm just messing with you. 430 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,875 -Lol. I'm just kidding! Lol. -[students protesting] 431 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,000 Yes, class rule for the whole year. Sorry, not sorry. 432 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,166 -[man] Damn, for real? -Come on, hurry up. Let's go. 433 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,291 -Hey, what are we gonna do? -Old-school. 434 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,208 [hip-hop music playing] 435 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,875 THE PRINCESS OF MONTPENSIER DE LA FAYETTE 436 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,125 [gasps and laughs] 437 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,583 -[hip-hop music stops] -Excuse me, Miss Riva. 438 00:22:57,666 --> 00:23:00,250 -What's that piece of paper? -[man] Damn. 439 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,833 It's actually mine. It's just my notes… 440 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,041 on The Princess of Montpensier. 441 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:07,625 Notes on The Princess of Montpensier, I hear? 442 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,083 Sick! 443 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:13,750 Well, please, you should read them aloud for the benefit of the whole class. 444 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:18,875 You can stand up if you'd like. 445 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,750 Um, so basically, The Princess of Montpensier 446 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,250 is about the tragic destiny of a girl 447 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:39,083 who's torn between familial duty and her heart's desire. 448 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,750 It explores the dangers of human passion 449 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,291 in a world governed by rules of propriety 450 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:47,708 that essentially condemns women who sacrifice their virtue. 451 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,083 [man] Whoa, seriously? 452 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:53,291 Dude. 453 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:55,708 That's exactly it. 454 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,833 Excellent, Miss Riva. 455 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:02,208 Read the book, don't just watch Tavernier's film adaptation. 456 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:03,958 [school bell ringing] 457 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,416 Your ring's gorgeous, by the way. Where'd you get it from? 458 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,500 -Uh, it was given to me. Charlotte! -From her fiancé. 459 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:12,166 -"From her fiancé." -[influencers] She has a fiancé? 460 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,458 One, you're getting engaged at 17 because you got pregnant. 461 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,958 Two, you fucked absolutely everyone by age 12. 462 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,500 Or three, you're like my cousin, who wants to love only one man! 463 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,041 [both] News flash! 464 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:26,416 The principal's niece at Victor Hugo is engaged and she's only 17! 465 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,125 And it's her first boyfriend! 466 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:31,041 #2021We'reNotPlayingHereGuys. 467 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:34,333 ["Venom Perfected" by various artists ft. Cleva Thoughts playing] 468 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:37,416 -[phones chiming] -[students exclaiming] 469 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:49,041 [song continues in background] 470 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:52,541 [all cheering and whooping] 471 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,666 [man] Congratulations on the wedding. 472 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,541 Hey, celebrity! 473 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,791 -Are you surviving your first day? -No! 474 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,916 Oh, come on, it could be way, way worse. 475 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,541 -Take this guy and his surf accident. -He died? 476 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,333 Died? No, girl. Not at all. 477 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:21,833 He just caught a dangerous wave and is waiting on surgery in US. 478 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:25,875 -So the school started a GoFundMe. -Oh, how much have they raised so far? 479 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,458 Thirty-seven euros. 480 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,291 It's sad really, so many kids are rich at this school. 481 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:33,583 -But no one wants to lift a single finger. -Poor Lucas. 482 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:37,000 Oh, wow, a thousand bucks! Thanks, Tristan! 483 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:39,041 [Tristan] No problem, man. 484 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,708 It's funny how people do good deeds to make themselves look good 485 00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:46,125 -or to clear their conscience. -It could be just a donation. 486 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:50,125 95% of people who donate money report more satisfaction than those who receive. 487 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,916 Especially when donations aren't anonymous. Isn't that right? 488 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,333 The rest of us simply enjoy giving regardless of how it makes us look. 489 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:57,500 Don't you think? 490 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,208 What's it for? 491 00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:03,333 My first act as delegate will be to raise the money needed 492 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:05,541 for Lucas Rodriguez's surgery. 493 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:14,416 -And to get more fries in the cafeteria! -[all cheering] 494 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,791 Hey! Hey now! 495 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,166 Come on, keep it chill! Check yourselves, fam! 496 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,333 Regardless, Mr. Badiola, this was sick! 497 00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,916 Big thanks to Célène who offered to help me raise the money. 498 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,416 -[Célène] What? -[all clapping] 499 00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:32,083 Straight up. Pow-pow, man. 500 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:37,166 Dear members of the council, our idea is to raise money from ticket sales 501 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,375 for a play featuring Vanessa Merteuil. 502 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,666 Held at the Casino Theater during fall break. 503 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,583 [laughs and clears throat] 504 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,916 Sounds lovely, but it's a bit naive. 505 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,416 It's a thousand-seat theater. What show will you put on? 506 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,833 -The Princess of Montpensier. -Jesus. I mean, it's just… 507 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,875 We'll turn it into a musical. 508 00:26:58,416 --> 00:26:59,708 Hip-hop. 509 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:01,458 Who would direct it? 510 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,083 -Uh… -My dad. 511 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,000 -[Tristan] Her dad. -Christophe Riva. 512 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,416 -He's won three Tonys. -No way. 513 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:11,208 -Your dad is Christophe Riva? -Uh, yeah. 514 00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:15,541 He's so hot. I mean, he's so hard to book. But a brilliant theater director, I… 515 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:18,875 We just killed that! 516 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:24,125 What? 517 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,958 -Nothing. -No, tell me what. 518 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:30,750 You're starting to surprise me, and barely anyone ever does. 519 00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:37,625 Madame Riva, would you go to the movies with me? To celebrate-- 520 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:39,500 I have a FaceTime dinner date with Pierre. 521 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,416 [man 1] Hey! Say it again and I'll kick your ass. 522 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,625 [man 2] What the… Ahh! 523 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,708 -[Tristan] Franck! What are you doing? -Having a laugh. What's it to you? 524 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,541 Get him his crutches. 525 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,166 -You okay? -Yeah, thanks. 526 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:07,666 Sorry about that, I had to step in. 527 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,708 Should I drop you off? 528 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:12,000 -I can make it work for the movie. -You sure? 529 00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:23,041 [menacing hip-hop music playing] 530 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,375 There you go, have fun. 531 00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:38,375 -What about my cut? -[music fading] 532 00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:43,541 Well done, cuz! 533 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:45,083 You're amazing. 534 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,291 Uh, Célène? Patrick just texted me, "Shit's poppin' off!" 535 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:51,041 "Célène straight-up killin' it! She outta here, dawg." 536 00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:52,416 You know what he's talking about? 537 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,208 -Green light from the council and theater. -What green light? 538 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:56,708 Daddy? 539 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,416 I told them that you were the one directing the show. 540 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:03,250 Charlotte, do you think you could let me have a word with my daughter, please? 541 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:04,833 Sure, no problem. 542 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:06,708 Thank you. 543 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:15,291 -Why on earth would you tell them that? -Dad, it's what you love doing the most. 544 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:18,375 Musical theater, adapting the classics. 545 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,416 Célène, when your mother died, 546 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,958 not only did I lose the love of my life, I lost my muse. 547 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,166 Really, I don't think I can direct anymore. 548 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,166 At every turn in the creative process, 549 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,791 all I feel is this horrible emptiness left in her wake. 550 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,625 But it's just one show we're putting on. 551 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:36,166 Do it for me. They'd love you. 552 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:38,625 But it's fine, I guess. 553 00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:41,750 I'll find someone else to direct. 554 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,625 -Someone else to direct? -Yes. 555 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,625 -What other directors do you know? -I have some ideas. 556 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,125 -Oh, so you have ideas? -Yes. 557 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,750 -Like who? Tell me. -Just people, I told you. 558 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:54,750 Okay. 559 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:56,708 Okay, all right. 560 00:29:57,416 --> 00:30:01,375 Just hypothetically speaking, if I were to direct your musical, 561 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,333 it would be for one night only. 562 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:04,666 -Is that correct? -Yeah. 563 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:08,625 -And how would we run the rehearsals? -Uh… 564 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,708 I'd have to drive to the school during rush hour. 565 00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:12,958 I'd probably have to check to see if the theater's 566 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:15,958 open for auditions, walkthroughs, testing lighting. 567 00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:18,500 Although I do know a good lighting tech nearby. 568 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,958 Let me call him up and see if he's available. 569 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,416 ["Get Back to My Life" by Tamara Bubble playing] 570 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,833 ♪ Get back to my life Good times, good times ♪ 571 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,708 ♪ Get back to my life Good times, good times ♪ 572 00:30:28,791 --> 00:30:32,625 ♪ Get back to my life Good times, good times ♪ 573 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:35,416 ♪ Are you ready? Can we have a little fun? 574 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,208 ♪ Yeah, yeah Do you really wanna soak up all the sun? ♪ 575 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:39,125 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 576 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,625 ♪ Do you really wanna? Do you really wanna? ♪ 577 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,541 ♪ Do you really? Do you really do? Yeah ♪ 578 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,041 ♪ Come on out and don't be shy ♪ 579 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:51,708 ♪ Good times, good times Get back to my life ♪ 580 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:54,500 ♪ Good times, good times Get back to my life… ♪ 581 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,125 -[song stops suddenly] -Hey, Tristan! What's up? 582 00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,375 -Wait, you brought Charlotte? -Why not? 583 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,333 -Is there a problem? -I mean, yes. 584 00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,666 [whispers] I can't believe this! I thought we were friends! 585 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,000 -[viewers] Shh! -Sorry. 586 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,000 What's wrong? We're friends at the movies, aren't we? 587 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,333 Your cousin isn't my friend. No offense, Charlotte. 588 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:13,166 -No offense taken, Tristan. -[film playing indistinctly] 589 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,791 [popcorn rustling] 590 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,583 [viewers] Shh! 591 00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,208 My God, how old are you? 592 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:32,708 -How old am I? -Yeah. 593 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,458 [viewer] Shh! Quiet! 594 00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:36,000 -Are you serious? -Sorry. 595 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,833 You're the little baby who brought a chaperon on a date. 596 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,291 Ugh. Great. Happy now? 597 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,208 Definitely. 598 00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:48,958 Ugh. 599 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,041 -Célène! -[viewers exclaim] 600 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,000 -[man] Move it! -[Tristan] Calm down! 601 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:56,791 Célène! 602 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,083 Célène, hey! 603 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,958 [chuckles] It was a joke, calm down. 604 00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,541 What kinda joke? Am I a joke to you, is that it? 605 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,833 I have a fiancé! You have a girlfriend! 606 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:11,458 And just for the record, don't you ever, ever tell a woman to calm down! 607 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:17,583 I wasn't thinking. 608 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:20,791 I had been warned. 609 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,958 -I should've never come. -Hold on. 610 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:27,875 -Warned about what? Who warned you? -Someone who cares about me. 611 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:37,958 [line ringing] 612 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:40,708 Where are you? 613 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,791 [menacing hip-hop music playing] 614 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:58,833 Um, hi. 615 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:02,833 -Um, I can sell you some weed if you-- -Don't want any. Put it away. 616 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:05,125 -Okay, I have stronger stuff. -No, it's fine. 617 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,875 -We're good. -So what do you want then? 618 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,250 Nothing. We just want to help you. 619 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,250 [wincing] Yeah. 620 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:24,083 If Riva got a hold of these videos, you'd get kicked out of Victor Hugo. 621 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:28,333 But things could be worse for you because… How old are you? 622 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:29,916 -Over 18? -[Tristan] Oof. 623 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,833 Over 18. Right. 624 00:33:31,916 --> 00:33:34,625 Zero tolerance for adults dealing to minors. 625 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:38,166 -Ever imagine what prison's like? -What is this about? 626 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,000 Whoa! Bro, chill. 627 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,875 We're on your side. We're friends. 628 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:44,958 I can take care of it. But I'm gonna need a small favor. 629 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:49,791 I want to see everything that happens to Célène's phone using this guy right here. 630 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,708 Install spyware on her phone 631 00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:54,791 so I can find out who's been talking shit about me and beat his ass. 632 00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,041 -You have two days. -[phone vibrating] 633 00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:00,791 [menacing music playing] 634 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,458 The choice is yours. 635 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,375 What are you doing? 636 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,708 -What? I have to tell Pierre. -No! 637 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:20,291 So he kissed you, so what? Chill. 638 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,500 [phone chiming] 639 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,041 Hey, hey, cuz! By the way, the movie was so good. 640 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,583 I loved it. So romantic. Where did you go, anyway? 641 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:33,083 I thought you went to the bathroom to pee, but you never came back. Hey. 642 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,500 Hey, what are you doing? 643 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,916 Oh, hey, Ta-- 644 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,666 You give really good massages. 645 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,875 Almost good enough to take my mind off what happened. 646 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,375 [sighs] I'll be back. 647 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,666 [door opens and closes] 648 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,000 [rustling] 649 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,208 [tense music playing] 650 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,333 [door opens] 651 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,625 [somber music playing] 652 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:39,083 You okay? 653 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:42,333 -You don't look so good. -It's nothing, I'm fine. 654 00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,500 Have you heard the good news, guys? 655 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,125 We're gonna be together. 656 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,500 -[Charlotte laughs] -[Oscar] Riva partnered us all up. 657 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,125 It's kinda cool that we get to write the final act. 658 00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:59,041 Oscar, what was it like winning The Voice? 659 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,541 -I didn't win, I lost in the final round. -[Charlotte] Awesome! 660 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,416 I mean, not awesome that you lost, 661 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,500 but awesome that you actually made it to the end. 662 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,791 -Do you like karaoke? -[laughing] What? 663 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,541 -Do you-- -[Patrick] Miss Riva? 664 00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:15,083 Can I have a word with you back there, please? Hey, what's up, homies? 665 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,333 -[Tristan] What's up? -[Patrick] Back to the grind, fam! 666 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:18,875 [Oscar] Yup, we are grinding. 667 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:24,333 [singing] ♪ The Princess of Montpensier Has a hidden fountain… ♪ 668 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:28,541 I think it'd be so dope if you auditioned for a part in the play. 669 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,250 Whatever part you think fits. 670 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,708 [laughs] Who, me? I can't do musical theater. 671 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:38,916 -[Oscar strumming guitar] -[all] ♪ A virgin, a virgin, a virgin ♪ 672 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:41,708 [students laughing] 673 00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:43,250 You did opera training for two years. 674 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,708 -You'd raise the roof, sweetie. -Opera training? 675 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:47,916 Excuse me, Mr. Riva, 676 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:51,250 would Charlotte be able to help me learn the songs for my part? 677 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,500 -No-- -Maybe I can help her with her acting. 678 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:56,666 Yeah, sure. Great. That sounds great, Miss Merteuil. 679 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:59,250 And that sounds dope, sweetie. I mean… 680 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:02,541 Miss Riva, I bid you good evening. Bye. Goodbye, now. 681 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,833 Vanessa, I never studied opera. Please don't tell my dad. 682 00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,791 -Am I your friend or what? -Well, yes. 683 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:12,083 Well, friends help each other. I know someone who can be your tutor. 684 00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,791 -He owes me a favor. -[laughs] 685 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,833 All good, sweetie, you can thank me later. 686 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:19,875 Hey, Vanessa? Can I call you "V," like in Gossip Girl? 687 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:20,791 No. 688 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:24,791 Célène, hold up! 689 00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,958 I'm going surfing after class, 690 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:30,000 but if you want, you can come to my place later to work on the play together. 691 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,250 I'll send you a first draft for act five by tomorrow night. Bye. 692 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,916 I just can't wait for my new beach house. 693 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,458 Well, then? 694 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:54,833 I saved the password so you can unlock it. 695 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,833 Well, my battery's out. 696 00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:03,625 Oops. 697 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,333 Mine's also dead… 698 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,708 in case you felt like spilling the beans to your new friend. 699 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:16,500 Whoa! Little Sophie! This is amazing! Is it okay if I take a photo? 700 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:17,416 No. 701 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,083 Okay. 702 00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:20,708 Hey. 703 00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:23,625 Vanessa said you needed singing lessons? 704 00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:24,541 Uh, yeah. 705 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:28,083 Well, let's hear what you got. 706 00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:32,041 -Well, I did write a little song once. -Okay. 707 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,666 Um… 708 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,166 -I'll follow you. -Okay. 709 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:37,708 [clears throat] 710 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:41,208 [off-key] ♪ I don't wanna be a good girl ♪ 711 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:44,125 ♪ I don't wanna be a daddy's girl ♪ 712 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:46,916 [laughs nervously] Okay, hold up. Give me a second. Um… 713 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,208 Maybe we should just start with a warm-up? Sound good? 714 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,375 -Okay. -[laughs nervously] 715 00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,833 -What? Uh… -Yeah. 716 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,291 -Here? -Mmm-hmm. 717 00:38:56,708 --> 00:38:59,875 -[Vanessa] I'll leave you both to it. -Thanks so much, V. 718 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,791 -[Vanessa] Nope, still no V. -Right. 719 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:02,916 -[Oscar] Cool? -Okay. 720 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,458 [both exhaling] 721 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:08,541 -Oops, sorry. -[both laughing] 722 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,041 -Okay. -Okay. 723 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:20,500 [vocalizing] 724 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:24,333 [vocalizing] 725 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,500 -[laughing] -Hold on, hold on. 726 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,125 -Can you stop? That tickles. -I know. 727 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:30,833 [both breathing deeply] 728 00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:33,041 [laughs] Sorry, give me a minute. I can't. 729 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,666 [dramatic music playing] 730 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,083 Yo! You coming? 731 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:49,500 Not in the mood right now. 732 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:52,625 Wait, Zoé! Wait! I'll go with you! 733 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,416 [woman] Darling! 734 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,750 -So I have an audition for you. -Great. Is it a lead role? 735 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,916 -Um, no, but-- -Then I'm not interested. 736 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,333 Where are we on Little Sophie 4? Did they read my script? 737 00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:05,333 [woman] Darling, the producers aren't too into it… 738 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:13,083 REUNITED WITH MY FIANCÉ #BIARRITZ 739 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,166 [somber music playing] 740 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:20,166 TRISTAN?! Watch out, he seems like an asshole. 741 00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:22,583 Bitch plays it close to the chest. 742 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,750 [Charlotte] Cuz, Pierre's called three times. 743 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,208 Quite a long surf lesson. 744 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,541 Between you and me, you should be careful with Tristan. 745 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,500 I know he's hot, but he has a dark side. 746 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,958 He does these weird bets, like, trying to ruin people's lives, and-- 747 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:38,458 [phone chiming] 748 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:41,208 -I'm ready to fuck Charlotte. -Okay. 749 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:44,041 What was it that made you change your mind? 750 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:46,458 -You can call it a personal vendetta. -Love it. 751 00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:48,333 I'll make sure it's all set up for you then. 752 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,250 Tomorrow night, cosplay party. 753 00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:52,833 [influencer] I love cosplay! 754 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:56,375 -[both] What are we wearing? -What I tell you to wear. 755 00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:58,375 So Little Sophie 4 is a no-go? 756 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,083 Stand up. 757 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:06,875 Turn around. 758 00:41:07,791 --> 00:41:09,333 Your ass got bigger. 759 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,458 [sinister music playing] 760 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,375 [vocalizing] 761 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:15,541 [phone chimes] 762 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,916 [Vanessa on recording] Hey, Bae. Tomorrow night, cosplay party. 763 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,166 You and your cousin are the guests of honor. 764 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,208 I'll send my chauffeur over at five on the dot. 765 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:27,708 -Look your best. -Yes! 766 00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:31,291 We got invited to a party this weekend at Little Sophie's castle. 767 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,708 -And Dad is letting us go! [laughs] -Shh. 768 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,166 [Pierre on phone] So, bae, what are you doing this weekend? 769 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:38,833 Um… 770 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,750 Cosplay! Cosplay! 771 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,500 [laughing] Cosplay! Come on, cuz! 772 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,791 You must. 773 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:50,166 But in case Dad asks anything, it's a girly-girl slumber party. 774 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,083 -[Pierre] Babe! Have any plans? -Uh… 775 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:56,291 I guess a girly-girl slumber party at Little Sophie's place. 776 00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,291 [Pierre] Awesome! Sounds fun. 777 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:04,625 Whoa! 778 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:09,291 [Charlotte] Ooh! Wow! I told you, cuz! It's a castle! 779 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,750 Whoo! Cosplay! [whooping] 780 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:15,208 She lives here all by herself? Every single day? 781 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:18,666 When she was 15, she realized her parents were taking all her money. 782 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,166 So then she got a divorce from them, 783 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:23,250 and she sent both of them to live in Saint-Tropez on an actual boat. 784 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,666 It's actually so funny because both her parents get seasick. 785 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,666 So great! [laughs] 786 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:29,750 [upbeat music playing] 787 00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:42,625 [Charlotte] Hey! Hi, there, Oscar from The Voice. 788 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:45,083 Just Oscar. Will you save a dance for me? 789 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,666 Yeah, I'd love to. I'll see you later. 790 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,666 [Vanessa] All good, sweetie? 791 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:54,958 -Sorry, I was actually just, um… -Do you like Oscar? 792 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:56,458 Yes. 793 00:42:57,458 --> 00:43:01,541 Uh, when you like a boy, but you have zero sexual experience, do you… 794 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:05,250 Answer is yes. Answer is always yes. You need to make your pancakes. 795 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,250 -Huh? -You don't know the rule of pancakes? 796 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,041 -Mmm-mmm. -The first one is shit. 797 00:43:09,125 --> 00:43:10,833 Just like your first time fucking. 798 00:43:10,916 --> 00:43:12,583 -I've never eaten pan-- -Let me explain it. 799 00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:14,833 When you like a boy, ignore him. 800 00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:16,666 Fuck someone else who you don't care about 801 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,625 so you can get some experience under your belt, relieves the pressure. 802 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,500 [straining] 803 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,333 It's just kinda tight. 804 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,000 -Do you think I should stop breathing? -Yes, good idea. 805 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,500 -[phone chiming] -Hold on. [exclaims] 806 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:36,125 -Aw, it's Ben. -Aw, Ben. 807 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,416 WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS? 808 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,750 Suddenly we like Ben who said, 809 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,791 -"I'm gay, but you're a queen"? -He's so different on social media! 810 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:44,791 Maybe you should think about making a move in real life tonight? 811 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,041 -[chuckling] Oh, you… -[corset zips] 812 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,541 It's never gonna happen, girl! 813 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,291 [imitating chicken] 814 00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:01,916 Yeah, yeah, go on and mock me! I'm a chicken! Okay, sure! 815 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,791 -You sure are one. -But, girl… 816 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:07,416 If I step out of my comfort zone, will you do the same? Hmm? 817 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,416 I don't know what you're talking about. 818 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,833 -Is that right? -That's right! 819 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:15,000 What book do you have stashed away to read anyway, huh? 820 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:18,291 -Swann's Way or something? -[laughs] Yes, actually. 821 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:19,875 [both imitating chicken] 822 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,458 [Charlotte] ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 823 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,458 -Okay. -Mmm-hmm. 824 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:31,708 -Okay! -[Charlotte] Cosplay! 825 00:44:31,791 --> 00:44:34,541 -Cosplay! Ha! Who's ready to play? -[both] Uh… 826 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,875 I, um, have a thing… 827 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:44,541 [door closes] 828 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:46,583 -What on earth are you dressed as? -A nun whore. 829 00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:48,625 Ah. 830 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,458 [somber piano music playing] 831 00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:21,291 Jesus, these harmonies are so terrible. More and more tense. 832 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:23,458 Come on. You have to let it build up. 833 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:25,791 I like your look. 834 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,583 -So, you're into Kurt Cobain? -Yeah, sure. 835 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:29,625 Hey, Tao! 836 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,541 Don't you have something for me? 837 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:43,875 Hold on. 838 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:48,791 You know, I don't care if Vanessa shares those videos or not. 839 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,291 Go ahead and take me down. 840 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,916 But just leave Célène alone. She's a good person. 841 00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,583 Thanks for the candy, bro. 842 00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:04,166 [on video] Okay, so I'll send you the contract as soon as it's ready. 843 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:07,666 And congratulations, beautiful! Oh, my God, finally. 844 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:09,000 [monitor chimes] 845 00:46:10,916 --> 00:46:11,916 [door opens] 846 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,416 You're late. 847 00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:17,250 Here. 848 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:18,916 Thank you. Here. 849 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:20,583 Thank you. 850 00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:29,083 Question, why are you in such a good mood? 851 00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:32,583 Because I'm serving Charlotte cream pie for dessert tonight, is that why? 852 00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:34,666 -[laughing] -You're disgusting. 853 00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:36,375 I love it. 854 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:38,541 Let's do this. 855 00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:41,958 ["Dancer" by Vladimir Cauchemar & alyona alyona playing] 856 00:46:42,541 --> 00:46:44,875 [woman] Ooh, I can't take it anymore! 857 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:45,958 What was that? 858 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:47,708 [laughs] Who was it? 859 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,000 -I forgot about her! -What exactly? 860 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:52,625 Oops. 861 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:56,875 What day is it? 862 00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:58,458 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 863 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:02,583 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 864 00:47:03,541 --> 00:47:06,541 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 865 00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:09,291 ["Dancer" continues playing] 866 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:42,416 -Don't worry about the videos, it's done. -Why would you do that for me? 867 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,416 Games have their limits. Here. 868 00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:49,375 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 869 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:53,208 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 870 00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,833 ["Dancer" continues playing] 871 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:12,125 -[song stops playing] -Are you having fun? 872 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:13,583 [all cheering] 873 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:16,000 Ready for the inside scoop on something exclusive? 874 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,416 [all cheering] 875 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,333 I'm about to make my big comeback with Little Sophie 4! 876 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,625 Tonight we're partying harder than ever! 877 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:25,625 -[all cheering] -["Dancer" resumes playing] 878 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:40,000 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 879 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:43,916 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 880 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,583 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 881 00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:51,541 ♪ I believe I'm a dancer I believe I'm a dancer ♪ 882 00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:53,708 ["Dancer" continues playing] 883 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,708 [Julius] Whoa! You look so good, girl! 884 00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:06,916 Shit's hot! 885 00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:11,875 -[both] What are you dressed as? -I'm dressed as Madame de Sevigné. 886 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:12,791 [both] Who? 887 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,208 No, babe, tonight you're Madame de Fuck It. 888 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:20,250 We're about to live it up! 889 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,041 The first of the Rivas to go from peasant to Duchess! 890 00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:30,208 LITERATURE ALWAYS ANTICIPATES LIFE #O.WILDE 891 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:32,875 ["Call Me Maybe" by Carly Jae Repsen playing] 892 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:35,750 -This is our song! Oh, yeah! -Let's do it! Let's do it! 893 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:39,083 ♪ I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way ♪ 894 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:41,166 ♪ I'd trade my soul for a wish ♪ 895 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,250 ♪ Pennies and dimes for a kiss ♪ 896 00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:47,000 ♪ I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way ♪ 897 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:50,541 ♪ Your stare was holdin' Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪ 898 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:55,208 ♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're goin', baby? ♪ 899 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:59,250 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪ 900 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,958 ♪ But here's my number ♪ 901 00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:03,250 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 902 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:07,416 ♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪ 903 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:11,083 ♪ But here's my number So call me maybe ♪ 904 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:17,125 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number ♪ 905 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,458 -♪ So call me maybe ♪ -[song finishes playing] 906 00:50:19,541 --> 00:50:23,041 -[soft guitar music playing] -[Oscar] ♪ And the dream's here to stay ♪ 907 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:30,166 ♪ Tried to sing their song But the wolves weren't there to play ♪ 908 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:37,750 ♪ Silent tear drops Drowning a heart of clay ♪ 909 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:45,250 ♪ She wanted to be moon But the morning stole her away ♪ 910 00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:52,916 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 911 00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:55,916 ♪ Dreaming till the end of night ♪ 912 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,875 ♪ She couldn't face the truth ♪ 913 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:04,166 ♪ For her eyes were turned to the sky ♪ 914 00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:12,916 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 915 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:20,750 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 916 00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:26,916 ♪ Dreaming till the end of night She couldn't face the truth ♪ 917 00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:34,625 ♪ For her eyes were turned to the sky She wanted to be moon ♪ 918 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:42,416 ♪ How's that for a disguise? How could she ever bloom? ♪ 919 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:47,375 ♪ She was gone before sunrise ♪ 920 00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:50,791 [guitar music stops playing] 921 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,875 [dance music playing] 922 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:59,083 ♪ One day my prince will come Riding his big white horse ♪ 923 00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:01,958 ♪ Should I waiting at home, dreaming of… ♪ 924 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:03,583 Dude. 925 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,500 -Beat it. -Okay. 926 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,000 [Charlotte gasps] 927 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,750 A pancake. 928 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,541 [dance music continues] -♪ Pancake, pancake ♪ 929 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,208 ♪ Pancake Don't even need to fake ♪ 930 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:21,875 -♪ Pancake, pancake… ♪ -[Charlotte] Whoo! Whoo! 931 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,708 -Let's go! Oh, yeah! -Uh, okay. 932 00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:26,333 Roll camera. 933 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:29,333 -[giggles and yelps] -Wait, what are you doing over there? 934 00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:31,375 -[Charlotte] Whoo-hoo! -Oh! 935 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,458 Ow! Teach me how to fuck like a goddess! 936 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:36,875 No, stop that! Rule number one, no involuntary manslaughter by strangling. 937 00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,625 -[Charlotte] Okay! Uh… -Mmm-hmm? 938 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:42,500 [Charlotte] Rule number two, let's make this pancake. 939 00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:45,375 -No, you can let me do that. I got it. -Okay. No, wait! 940 00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:47,916 It's part of my training! 941 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,958 Hi, there! 942 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,166 Don't move. I'll be right back. 943 00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:54,250 [exhales] 944 00:52:55,416 --> 00:52:56,500 Okay. 945 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:59,583 "Push the condom to the edge of the packaging 946 00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:02,375 before ripping the opposite side open. See figure…" 947 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:04,583 Um, rule number three, please stop talking. 948 00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:05,708 [Charlotte] Uh… 949 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:08,791 "Pinch the reservoir between your thumb and index finger 950 00:53:08,875 --> 00:53:11,208 so no air gets trapped inside the condom area." 951 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,250 "See figure three…" 952 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:15,625 -[dance music continues] -♪ Pancake, don't even need to fake… ♪ 953 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:17,291 Oh, God… 954 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,375 Damn, girl, I want you. 955 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:22,833 -If you cheat on me, I'll kill you. -Okay. 956 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,708 [dance music continues muted] 957 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,750 I'm ready! 958 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:34,958 Tristan? 959 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,083 Are you asleep? 960 00:53:39,666 --> 00:53:41,208 [grumbles] 961 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,291 I'm hungry. I wish I had a hot-dog. 962 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:47,458 [gasps] A mermaid! 963 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:49,458 Oh, God! 964 00:53:49,541 --> 00:53:52,541 -Forgive me, sister, I have sinned. -[laughs coyly] Me too. 965 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,250 -I'm hungry. -Oh. 966 00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:56,958 Me too. 967 00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:01,041 Do you think I'm fat? 968 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:04,208 You're perfect, like someone painted you. 969 00:54:06,166 --> 00:54:08,166 [hip-hop music playing] 970 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:11,166 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 971 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:14,375 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 972 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:17,916 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 973 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,875 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 974 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:24,250 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 975 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:27,708 ♪ Rollin' the dice, playin' the game Livin' the life, hey ♪ 976 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,916 [hip-hop music continues] 977 00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:39,291 [exclaims] 978 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,375 [hip-hop music continues] 979 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,958 [hip-hop music continues] 980 00:54:57,916 --> 00:54:59,750 ♪ Smokin' on that green-o ♪ 981 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:12,666 -[hip-hop music continues] -♪ Smokin' on that green-o ♪ 982 00:55:20,916 --> 00:55:25,083 [Tristan] For an instant, she transformed everything around me into a dreamscape. 983 00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,416 With startling speed, 984 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,791 the mysterious vision rippled out over the four corners of my bed, 985 00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:32,625 my chimney, 986 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,208 my wall. 987 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:38,583 I watched it all undulating, as if I'd fallen from a horse, 988 00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:40,291 and was left to wonder if 989 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,666 there was more than one plane of existence, 990 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:48,083 something out there that runs counter to us, the real plane of existence. 991 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:51,666 As it revealed itself to me, I was filled with the rapture 992 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:55,375 that sculptors give to the walking dead on the Last Judgment 993 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000 when they stand on the doorstep to the netherworld. 994 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:05,583 -[dance music continues] -♪ Smokin' on that green-o ♪ 995 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,666 -[music stops suddenly] -[gasps] 996 00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:22,583 [vocalizing] 997 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:24,041 Pancakes! 998 00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:26,583 [whooping] 999 00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:27,541 Here. 1000 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,000 About last night, uh… 1001 00:56:29,708 --> 00:56:32,375 Did you like it? I mean, did you enjoy yourself? 1002 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,333 I mean, did you-- 1003 00:56:33,416 --> 00:56:37,458 No. No, listen. Rule number four, you can never fuck a guy who's unconscious. 1004 00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,750 Hey, cuz! Pour yourself some coffee! 1005 00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,541 ["Top to Toe" by Emma Doo playing] 1006 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:17,625 ♪ Shivers, shakes Cold sweat, aches, uh-oh ♪ 1007 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,000 [chewing] Pancake? 1008 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:23,333 ♪ Every little thing in my body Says it's smiley face ♪ 1009 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:27,708 ♪ Out of space, uh-oh ♪ 1010 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:32,875 ♪ There's no way I could try to hide it What's that feeling? ♪ 1011 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:35,458 ♪ I don't know, I'm so numb… ♪ 1012 00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:36,375 You coming? 1013 00:57:38,666 --> 00:57:39,708 It's not a trap. 1014 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:44,083 -["Top to Toe" continues playing] -Hmm? 1015 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:50,333 Thanks for Charlotte, and good luck with Célène now that you fucked her cousin. 1016 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,958 Don't worry, you can thank me later. 1017 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:56,041 -["Top to Toe" continues playing] -♪ I think I'm in love from top to toe ♪ 1018 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,708 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 1019 00:58:03,333 --> 00:58:06,541 ♪ I hate it already, I shoulda known ♪ 1020 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,625 -[Tristan] Ever heard of the lamias? -So you believe in fairies? 1021 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:13,458 They're not just fairies. 1022 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,750 The lamias are spirits of rivers. 1023 00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:18,875 According to Basque mythology, they live right here in these caves. 1024 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,541 Apparently, they can choose to help humans if they want, 1025 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,291 help them achieve their dreams as quickly as possible. 1026 00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:30,083 -I come here before competitions. -And what would one look like? 1027 00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:31,208 A lamia fairy? 1028 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:32,875 They look like humans. 1029 00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,333 Extremely beautiful… 1030 00:58:36,916 --> 00:58:40,250 bronze skin, incredible eyes and hair. 1031 00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:50,208 I'll have to show this place to Pierre. 1032 00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:51,625 He'd love it. 1033 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,333 I bet… 1034 00:58:54,541 --> 00:58:57,250 you and Vanessa have had some nice times here together. 1035 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:58,583 Yeah. 1036 00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:01,541 But, no, um… 1037 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:07,250 you're the first person I've ever brought here. 1038 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,166 ["Desert Rose" by Lolo Zouaï playing] 1039 00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:35,916 ♪ "Inshallah," that's what you say ♪ 1040 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,833 ♪ You think I lost my faith ♪ 1041 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:41,333 ♪ You won't speak my name ♪ 1042 00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:46,458 ♪ Forbidden, won't see you again ♪ 1043 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:49,416 ♪ I chose a life of sin ♪ 1044 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,333 ♪ Wish you could forgive ♪ 1045 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:58,208 ♪ I got sharp edges, I get defensive ♪ 1046 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,166 ♪ Too lost to care Middle finger in the air ♪ 1047 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:09,208 ♪ I'm sorry that I scared ya Be my protector when I cross the Sahara ♪ 1048 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:14,166 ♪ Take me there, take me there and… ♪ 1049 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:19,500 ♪ Love me like a desert rose ♪ 1050 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:24,500 ♪ Hold me like you can't let go ♪ 1051 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:30,125 ♪ Keep me safe when I come home ♪ 1052 01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:35,708 ♪ Love me like a desert rose… ♪ 1053 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:37,333 Is this gonna hurt me? 1054 01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:41,666 Wait, you're… 1055 01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:43,333 You're not… 1056 01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,250 Yes. 1057 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:51,083 I thought my wedding night would be the night that I finally lose my virginity. 1058 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,250 ["Desert Rose" continues playing] 1059 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:04,750 It's getting late. 1060 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,708 We got a long drive home. 1061 01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:15,291 ["Desert Rose" continues playing] 1062 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:24,166 ♪ I got sharp edges, I get defensive ♪ 1063 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:27,458 ♪ Too lost to care Middle finger in the air ♪ 1064 01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:34,500 ♪ I'm sorry that I scared ya Be my protector when I cross the Sahara ♪ 1065 01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,916 ♪ Take me there, take me… ♪ 1066 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,916 -[song stops suddenly] -Célène? 1067 01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:43,541 Hold on. 1068 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,375 Stop! Stop! 1069 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:48,583 I thought coming here would be a nice surprise! 1070 01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:52,333 What's with the helmet? And who was that guy driving the motorcycle? 1071 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:53,791 You hate motorcycles! 1072 01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:57,583 -[Tristan] Célène. Is there a problem? -What, dude? 1073 01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:01,250 Célène, can you explain to me who this guy thinks he is? 1074 01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:03,416 Hold on. 1075 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:07,166 Wait a minute, are you Tristan Badiola? 1076 01:02:08,583 --> 01:02:10,625 You're the one who took her surfing. 1077 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,625 Is that it? 1078 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,750 Pierre, please meet Tristan, a friend of mine. 1079 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:18,916 And this is Pierre… 1080 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,041 my fiancé. 1081 01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:23,375 Nice to meet you, man. 1082 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:26,041 Why don't you leave me to speak with my fiancée, huh? 1083 01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:27,583 "Man." 1084 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,625 [emotional piano music playing] 1085 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:38,583 Do you have feelings for that guy? 1086 01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:43,625 Seriously, Célène? 1087 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:46,041 Why would you say "yes" to me then? 1088 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:49,375 [emotional music continues] 1089 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:24,166 [music fading] 1090 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,625 How was the nun whore? 1091 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:38,166 All night long. 1092 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:42,875 It was magical, I'm telling you. Non-stop. Every position. It was wild. 1093 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:48,083 So I'd say, basically, you should bestow your graces on me, especially now. 1094 01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:50,625 Considering the favor I did taking care of Charlotte, right? 1095 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:51,625 [Vanessa] Hmm… 1096 01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:56,500 And does a tenor get applause for just clearing his throat? 1097 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,916 Where do you come up with this shit? 1098 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000 I'm a student and lover of the cinematic culture. 1099 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:04,250 -[chuckles softly] -What about the Parisian girl? 1100 01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:05,833 Didn't go through? 1101 01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,333 Emotions got the best of me, I guess. 1102 01:04:12,166 --> 01:04:13,125 Is that so? 1103 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:17,000 You're telling me you couldn't get it up? 1104 01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:20,333 I get it up whenever, wherever. 1105 01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:22,291 Yeah, clearly. 1106 01:04:25,041 --> 01:04:26,875 Just wait, I'll get it back. 1107 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:28,708 Looking forward to seeing it. 1108 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:32,125 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 1109 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:36,208 [man] Everybody, we're now opening the auditions for The Princess of Montpensier. 1110 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:40,416 -[influencers] Good luck, Vaness. -I don't need luck. 1111 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:41,708 I just need my talent. 1112 01:04:41,791 --> 01:04:43,791 [upbeat hip-hop music continues] 1113 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:52,333 ♪ Blood is in the water Hide your kids and daughters ♪ 1114 01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:55,791 ♪ Outed like a mobster Killing it for honor ♪ 1115 01:04:55,875 --> 01:04:58,250 ♪ Got a mystery, I'll make it history ♪ 1116 01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:02,083 -[vocalizing] -♪ I call it victory, I call it victory… ♪ 1117 01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:07,166 First, let's just make this clear, me auditioning is only a formality. 1118 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:09,583 The prince or the servant, I can play anything, 1119 01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,166 even the princess, if you wanna be fun. 1120 01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:14,750 Have you heard the one about the penguin that breathes through its ass? 1121 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,458 He sits down and dies. 1122 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:20,875 [laughing heartily] 1123 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:23,000 [rapping in French] ♪ Before my body fails me ♪ 1124 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,625 ♪ And I die in the stalemate ♪ 1125 01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:28,291 ♪ I want to get the lead out To my destiny I say ♪ 1126 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:31,958 ♪ Oscar in the kitchen Prince Charming straight outta Disney ♪ 1127 01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,500 ♪ I'm here to get you crunk ♪ 1128 01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:36,750 [singing in English] ♪ Be a good girl ♪ 1129 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,333 ♪ Do as your told, girl ♪ 1130 01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:42,791 ♪ Shut your mouth, girl ♪ 1131 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,041 ♪ Be a saint ♪ 1132 01:05:45,916 --> 01:05:47,916 [hip-hop music playing] 1133 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:52,750 [in French] ♪ Quiksilver on my apparel Give me your hand, drink from the barrel ♪ 1134 01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:55,916 ♪ I am the future of old-school rap Don't worry about what race I am ♪ 1135 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,875 ♪ Bombs going off in my head My heart aches with what she said ♪ 1136 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:02,208 ♪ Yes, bitch, I took home the trophy ESPN wants to know about me ♪ 1137 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:05,541 ♪ Time to take off the masks Can't believe I'm Vanessa's man ♪ 1138 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:09,000 ♪ What you see on TV ain't even real me In the caves I wasn't ready… ♪ 1139 01:06:16,541 --> 01:06:19,958 [Célène in English] Leave a message and I'll call you back, I promise. Bye. 1140 01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,541 -[phone beeps] -Célène, it's Tristan. 1141 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:24,333 You've been ghosting me for ten days. We have to talk. 1142 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:27,041 I left you a message. Now call me back. You promised. 1143 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:29,208 Talk soon, Madame de Fuck It. 1144 01:06:29,291 --> 01:06:31,291 [dance music playing] 1145 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:36,291 PERIL HAS ITS CHARMS #VOLTAIRE 1146 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,666 [phone chimes and vibrates] 1147 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,625 -Hello? -[Charlotte] Stop! Stop, Oscar! 1148 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:50,166 [panting] Listen, cuz, if my dad asks, I'm still at rehearsal. 1149 01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:53,291 -[Charlotte moans] -Why are you panting like that? 1150 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,375 [giggles] Oscar! 1151 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,583 -Am I really your first fuck? -Yeah. 1152 01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:08,833 I mean, I did fuck about a dozen girls at the convent, 'cause I was going insane! 1153 01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:11,625 -Are you serious? -[laughs] Yeah. 1154 01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:14,916 [laughs] You're one of a kind, Charlotte. You make me laugh. 1155 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,875 No one makes me laugh. 1156 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:25,916 Just, uh, I stopped hooking up with other people because 1157 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,875 I figured you and I… could be something really serious. 1158 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,916 What I'm asking is, uh, are we exclusive? 1159 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,291 Uh, yeah, sure. 1160 01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:35,375 [dance music playing] 1161 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:41,875 Okay, so we have one hour until my mom comes home. 1162 01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:46,125 I'm gonna tell her I'm in love with you. 1163 01:07:46,208 --> 01:07:48,166 -Uh, no, you don't have-- -Just come in. 1164 01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,333 Hey, are you looking for this? 1165 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,791 Whoever's worse off gets the last spoonful. 1166 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,833 Go. 1167 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,625 -Pierre and I are so over. -Ouch! 1168 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,875 Ouch, but at least you had a man and he asked you to marry him. 1169 01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:32,750 I've never even had a boyfriend, 1170 01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,791 and I've never had a girlfriend, 1171 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:38,416 but now somehow I have both and… 1172 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:40,125 I don't know who to choose. 1173 01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:42,958 I've become my mother! 1174 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:50,500 I think, uh, fear of commitment is definitely… 1175 01:08:50,583 --> 01:08:51,750 it's genetic. 1176 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:56,708 Here. 1177 01:08:57,958 --> 01:08:59,958 [dance music playing softly] 1178 01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:07,666 IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING, MAN! YOU'RE WACKO! 1179 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:12,125 MAYBE I'M WACKO BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHO I AM 1180 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,833 [dance music building] 1181 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:18,000 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT 1182 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:22,250 [dance music playing loudly] 1183 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:35,583 -[dance music fading] -[all applauding] 1184 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:44,666 Let me introduce you to our new Count of Chabannes! 1185 01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,166 Thanks, Tao. 1186 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,916 Now on to the rest of the roles… 1187 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,833 The part of Henri de Guise, the wooer who destroys the heart of the princess, 1188 01:09:52,916 --> 01:09:55,000 will be played by Mr. Tristan Badiola. 1189 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:03,125 The Duke of Anjou will be played by Ben Arcadi. 1190 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,291 -Well done, bro! -Yes! 1191 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,750 -Oscar will be the Prince of Montpensier. -Yes! 1192 01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,583 Julius, the count's servant, 1193 01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:12,250 and the role of the queen will be played by the lovely Vanessa Merteuil. 1194 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,000 -What are you doing? -[gasps] 1195 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:14,958 Damn. 1196 01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:16,666 She only has two scenes. 1197 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,333 You think Vanessa Merteuil will agree to play a supporting role 1198 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:22,916 -in this amateur production? -It's a great role and we end up together. 1199 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,958 You're an actress, aren't you? How long has it been since you performed? 1200 01:10:26,916 --> 01:10:29,208 Who'd be better than Little Sophie to play the princess? 1201 01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:30,958 Finally, the part of the princess 1202 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:34,083 will be played by the super-talented Charlotte Riva. 1203 01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:36,666 -Great job, you're perfect for it. -[Charlotte] So happy! 1204 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:39,041 Couldn't be prouder of her. Look at that! 1205 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,500 -Looks like she has a new friend. -Yup, yup. 1206 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:44,833 Mister, mister, so for costumes, we'll all be in tights, right? 1207 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:47,625 Here's everything, you can go nuts. Okay. 1208 01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:51,250 Now, we have three weeks to put together a five-act play, let's get right to it. 1209 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,875 [sighs] Can't believe it. 1210 01:10:57,041 --> 01:11:00,041 -We've just started rehearsing-- -Whoa. Mr. Badiola. Célène. 1211 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:03,541 I'm not interested in your stories. Your Act Five is straight bogus. 1212 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:07,208 Yeah, it's well-written, fine, but it's trash! 1213 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:10,583 There's no soul, no emotion, zero! It's supposed to be poppin' off! 1214 01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:14,250 The break-up scene is what the audience is waiting for! 1215 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:17,916 Mr. Riva, to be honest, I'm just not into the way people spoke in the 18th century. 1216 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,541 Is there a way we could update it a bit, and use modern slang? 1217 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:23,291 No, no, no. There's no such "way," brat. 1218 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,833 You have 36 hours to hit me with something fresh. 1219 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,666 Something that would make Lucas proud. Okay, go! 1220 01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:35,791 [teacher in background] Right, everybody. Do you understand what I'm saying? 1221 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,291 -You got it? -[students] Got it. 1222 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:39,708 -[teacher] Come on, say it with your gut. -[students] Got it! 1223 01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:40,916 [teacher] Good. Great. 1224 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:44,625 -Listen, what happened at the cave-- -Forget about it. Just drop it. 1225 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:45,791 It never happened. 1226 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:51,833 Why are you in costume? 1227 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,041 'Cause my dad doesn't do anything half-way. 1228 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,541 I'm Charlotte's understudy. 1229 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:59,458 -Does he know we've only filled 50 seats? -No. 1230 01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:03,291 Madame de Fuck It is getting a lot of followers. 1231 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:04,958 You follow me? 1232 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:07,916 Everyone does. 1233 01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,375 [emotional music playing] 1234 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:18,000 ♪ Starin' at the ceiling ♪ 1235 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,833 ♪ It's becoming lighter now ♪ 1236 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:26,708 ♪ Tears have dried And the feeling's distant now ♪ 1237 01:12:26,791 --> 01:12:32,500 YOU WHO SUFFER BECAUSE YOU LOVE, LOVE STILL MORE #V.HUGO 1238 01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:35,083 ♪ Or maybe I love the vacation ♪ 1239 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:38,166 ♪ From my own anxiety… ♪ 1240 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,083 Balzac! 1241 01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:42,541 Balzac! 1242 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,791 ♪ When the foundation isn't there ♪ 1243 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,916 ♪ And maybe I loved you ♪ 1244 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,416 ♪ Or maybe I love the vacation ♪ 1245 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:58,000 ♪ From my own anxiety ♪ 1246 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:02,833 -Hi. -Hi. 1247 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:07,083 ♪ Maybe I love you Or maybe I love the vacation ♪ 1248 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:11,125 -♪ From my own anxiety… ♪ -Hey! 1249 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,583 How's my good boy? That's right, that's right! 1250 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:16,166 -Hey, Balzac! -[dog barks] 1251 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:18,083 -[Tristan] Wait up! -[Célène] Balzac! 1252 01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,250 Why is there an empty frame? 1253 01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:30,541 My mom got it for me, it's for when I win the world championship. 1254 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:32,000 -[door opens] -[dog barks] 1255 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,541 [woman] What's going on here? 1256 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:37,125 Why aren't you training, Tristan? 1257 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:41,208 Mom, this is Célène Riva, a friend from school. 1258 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,208 -The dog's name is Balzac. -Hi, how are you? 1259 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:45,041 -We have some work to do-- -That's no problem. 1260 01:13:45,125 --> 01:13:47,916 Tomorrow, we'll just set the alarm for 4:00 a.m. instead of 5:00. 1261 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,833 You've been losing followers lately. 1262 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,125 Everything okay with Vanessa? 1263 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:56,083 Célène Riva… are you the daughter of the theater director? 1264 01:13:56,166 --> 01:13:58,708 -That's right. -What's your handle on Insta? 1265 01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:00,291 Um, I'm "Madame de Fuck It." 1266 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,333 "De Fuck It" is nice. Is that Celtic? 1267 01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:05,458 250,000 followers? Your mother must be proud. 1268 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,333 What? What'd I say? 1269 01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:10,083 Célène's mother passed away two years ago. 1270 01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:11,166 [woman] She passed away? 1271 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:13,416 -[phone ringing] -Oh, excuse me, guys, it's Quiksilver. 1272 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,375 Sorry. Here. 1273 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:19,000 Yes, hello? No, no, Sunday is perfectly fine. 1274 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:23,375 -Tomorrow, we can work at my place. -I got a better idea. 1275 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:25,583 You like it? 1276 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:29,125 It's pretty sweet. But I don't see a desk for us to work. 1277 01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:32,583 I was actually thinking we could work in there. 1278 01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:40,458 I'm gonna catch a wave or two, but make yourself at home. All yours. 1279 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,458 [upbeat music playing] 1280 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:49,291 ♪ It feels surreal No sign of voices in my head ♪ 1281 01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:52,875 ♪ Now you keep repeating ♪ 1282 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:57,041 ♪ That you only anyway ♪ 1283 01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:01,000 ♪ I just gotta love you ♪ 1284 01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:04,833 ♪ Got scared ♪ 1285 01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:11,541 ♪ How can I feel safe? ♪ 1286 01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:19,458 ♪ If you turn back on me ♪ 1287 01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:25,750 ♪ I know it's such a shame ♪ 1288 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:29,291 ♪ 'Cause you belong to me ♪ 1289 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:32,333 [music fading] 1290 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:45,208 What are you doing? No! No, the waves are too dangerous! 1291 01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,500 Célène, no, stop! 1292 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:49,958 No, go back! 1293 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,250 [Célène yelps] 1294 01:16:03,416 --> 01:16:04,291 [Tristan] Célène! 1295 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:06,500 Célène? 1296 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,083 Célène! 1297 01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:15,666 [somber music playing] 1298 01:16:48,541 --> 01:16:49,916 [coughing] 1299 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,416 Come on, let's warm you up. 1300 01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:07,791 Sorry about this. 1301 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,916 But it's the best way to raise your body temperature. 1302 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:15,708 Don't worry, I know that sleeping with me doesn't interest you. 1303 01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:17,791 [shivering] 1304 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:26,083 You know, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. 1305 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,625 I realized that back in the cave. 1306 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,000 When we started to… 1307 01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:36,916 ["Don't Watch Me Cry" by Jorja Smith playing] 1308 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,208 You were so beautiful. 1309 01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:40,750 You were so lost. 1310 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:45,666 I couldn't do something I would regret given the circumstances. 1311 01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:49,916 But the circumstances have changed. 1312 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,875 Pierre and I are over. 1313 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:11,000 Vanessa and I aren't a real couple, it's all a front. 1314 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:17,166 It feels good to say out loud. 1315 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:21,791 -And so you too have never-- -No. 1316 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,666 No, we've never slept together. 1317 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,583 But I should tell you, I almost slept with Charlotte. 1318 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:37,125 Would that be a deal-breaker? 1319 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:39,125 Yes, it would. 1320 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,500 Three months ago, it would. 1321 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,333 But now it doesn't matter. 1322 01:18:46,583 --> 01:18:48,083 I'm Madame de Fuck It, right? 1323 01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:53,250 Prove to me the pancake rule is actually wrong. 1324 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:56,250 ["Don't Watch Me Cry" continues playing] 1325 01:18:57,083 --> 01:19:02,708 ♪ Oh, it's harder when You can't see through their thoughts ♪ 1326 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,750 ♪ Now that I want to get in ♪ 1327 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:10,958 ♪ But I want to see how your mind works ♪ 1328 01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:17,583 ♪ No, it's harder when They don't know what they've done ♪ 1329 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:21,000 ♪ Thinking it's best that they leave ♪ 1330 01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:25,541 ♪ Meaning that I'll have to move on ♪ 1331 01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:31,041 ♪ Oh, I wonder if you're thinking ♪ 1332 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:35,083 ♪ "Is she all right, all alone?" ♪ 1333 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:41,958 ♪ I wonder if you tried to call But couldn't find your phone ♪ 1334 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:45,375 ♪ Have I ever crossed your thoughts? ♪ 1335 01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:49,333 ♪ Because your name's all over mine ♪ 1336 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:53,291 ♪ A moment in time, don't watch me cry ♪ 1337 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:57,666 ♪ A moment in time, don't watch me cry ♪ 1338 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:03,250 ♪ I'm not crying 'Cause you left me on my own ♪ 1339 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:10,916 ♪ I'm just crying 'Cause I can't escape what could've been ♪ 1340 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:15,750 ♪ Are you aware when you set me free? ♪ 1341 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:20,916 ♪ All I can do is let my heart bleed ♪ 1342 01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:27,416 WE ARE HAPPY ONLY THROUGH LOVE #LACLOS 1343 01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:35,125 ♪ Maybe I shouldn't have cried When you left and told me not to wait ♪ 1344 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:36,208 [song fading] 1345 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:40,208 SEND TO #THE WHOLE SCHOOL 1346 01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,500 -[phone chimes] -Boom. 1347 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,041 [Charlotte vocalizing] 1348 01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:47,916 -[vocalizing continues] -[phone chimes] 1349 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,333 [whooping on video] 1350 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:55,416 [vocalizing continues] 1351 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:58,375 What are you peeping over there? Come on, tell me. Sounds pretty dope. 1352 01:20:58,458 --> 01:21:00,666 -Come on! -[vocalizing continues] 1353 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:02,750 -Hey! Be careful. -Sorry! Sorry! 1354 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,083 [Patrick] What? 1355 01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:06,541 [vocalizing continues] 1356 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,833 [both giggling on video] 1357 01:21:16,791 --> 01:21:18,000 What a whore! 1358 01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,250 What an asshole. 1359 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,375 -[yelling] Miss Riva! -What? 1360 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:23,833 [bell ringing] 1361 01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:31,333 [indistinct chatter] 1362 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:39,041 Well, we are in deep, deep shit now. Patrick, what happened to Charlotte? 1363 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,625 Trust me, I want to find her as much as you do so, I can kill her! 1364 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,041 But she made a run for it! 1365 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,750 Come on, babe, the post wasn't an attack against you. 1366 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:48,708 -But stop crying, you'll ruin your makeup. -[crying loudly] 1367 01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:53,333 Hey, bro! 1368 01:21:53,416 --> 01:21:55,041 You guys know where Oscar is? 1369 01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:58,250 Oscar? So now Oscar's disappeared as well? 1370 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,708 Charlotte isn't at home and she's not answering her phone. 1371 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,583 -[Tao] You tried her iPhone? -iPhone? She has an iPhone? 1372 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,041 I found Oscar. 1373 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,208 We're totally screwed. 1374 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,333 [Tao hyperventilating] 1375 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,708 [snoring] 1376 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:14,750 [hyperventilating stops] 1377 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:18,125 Patrick, go out, get me a coffee, an egg yolk, and two aspirins. 1378 01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:21,541 Tao, you're gonna take Oscar's part in the opening number and play piano for Ben. 1379 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:24,125 -What? But I don't have the music! -Just improvise. 1380 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,375 -[snoring continues] -Célène, you're gonna replace Charlotte. 1381 01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:30,208 -No, but I can't act, Dad. -Don't worry, you'll be fine. 1382 01:22:30,291 --> 01:22:32,583 -Charlotte can sing. I can't sing. -I see what you mean. 1383 01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:34,000 You're right, let's just cancel. 1384 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:37,291 I'll get the cash register and make the announcement. Poor Lucas. 1385 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,083 Go on, get dressed now. 1386 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,958 -[thumping on floor] -[slaps] 1387 01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,750 -[thumping stops] -[audience exclaiming] 1388 01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,583 [all applauding] 1389 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,458 [playing soft melody] 1390 01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:16,541 ♪ You're gone, it's so dark ♪ 1391 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:20,375 ♪ When I needed a sun ♪ 1392 01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:25,125 ♪ I'm falling apart ♪ 1393 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:29,916 ♪ I'm rotting inside ♪ 1394 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:34,916 ♪ You break me, forsake me You crush me, you blame me ♪ 1395 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:39,583 ♪ Always be failing You did it, you break me ♪ 1396 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,625 ♪ Always be falling ♪ 1397 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:47,500 ♪ You'll take it, my will inside ♪ 1398 01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:54,375 ♪ 'Cause you tried to break my fall But this time ♪ 1399 01:23:54,916 --> 01:24:00,791 ♪ I will stand tall under the storm ♪ 1400 01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:05,625 ♪ Tall under the storm ♪ 1401 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:07,583 ♪ Ready for-- ♪ 1402 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:08,875 [piano stops] 1403 01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:15,000 [audience clapping] 1404 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:19,833 You're gonna drink up. 1405 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:23,750 -Ugh. -[angrily] Faster. Faster. Drink up. 1406 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:25,708 -But about your daughter, I-- -Shut your mouth. 1407 01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:28,208 [ethereal music playing] 1408 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:36,291 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 1409 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,208 This is madness, I'm betrothed to the prince. 1410 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:40,416 There's no madness, because we're in love. 1411 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,166 -Would you ever betray me? -No, never. 1412 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,875 Henri, if you are my true love, the prince is my reason. 1413 01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:47,000 Reason always wins out, does it not? 1414 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,958 ♪ None realer than our love It is not a fugazi ♪ 1415 01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:51,625 ♪ Being with you is amazing ♪ 1416 01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:54,708 ♪ I say that I mean it It's a yes or a no, not a maybe ♪ 1417 01:24:54,791 --> 01:24:56,166 ♪ Bearing my love to the grave ♪ 1418 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:58,541 ♪ Swearing this shit Is our fate for the moment ♪ 1419 01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:01,916 ♪ I can hear you tip-toeing Around my bimbo you dumb fuck ♪ 1420 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,250 ♪ The girl is mine I'll wring her With your head stuck under my armpit ♪ 1421 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:07,583 ♪ I'm ready to best your speed Roll the dice ♪ 1422 01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,166 ♪ I'm a soldier with a pocket knife I'm begging you, please ♪ 1423 01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:12,208 ♪ Before you get stuck-up Just shut the fuck up ♪ 1424 01:25:12,291 --> 01:25:13,916 ♪ You talk a lot of shit for a virgin ♪ 1425 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,958 ♪ You invested with a chick I'm invested in ♪ 1426 01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:18,750 ♪ Bested in less than a second No match but I'll light you up ♪ 1427 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:20,375 ♪ Till corpses burning ♪ 1428 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:21,458 Yeah! 1429 01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:25,166 Your feelings towards Henri de Guise are too bold, Madame. 1430 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:26,416 You are to marry the prince. 1431 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:29,000 If you break off the union, you will dishonor your father. 1432 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,833 Mr. de Guise, let's run away! Let's flee! 1433 01:25:31,916 --> 01:25:34,416 All my obligations, my duty, my work, my virtue, 1434 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,958 are but nothing compared to the profound love that unites us. 1435 01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:41,625 [upbeat hip-hop continues] 1436 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,666 ♪ Say bye-bye to your happy ending ♪ 1437 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:48,416 ♪ You should not have defied me, darling ♪ 1438 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:51,541 ♪ War is an art, I win every time ♪ 1439 01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:55,083 ♪ What use is it to cry? You destroyed your purity ♪ 1440 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:58,541 ♪ Our liaisons are dangerous Dangerous ♪ 1441 01:25:58,625 --> 01:26:02,375 ♪ And there's no such thing as happiness Happiness ♪ 1442 01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:05,541 ♪ Our liaisons are dangerous Dangerous ♪ 1443 01:26:05,625 --> 01:26:08,041 ♪ And there's no such thing as happiness ♪ 1444 01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:11,583 -[music fading] -[audience cheering] 1445 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:22,458 -[Tristan] We need to talk. -I agree. 1446 01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:24,500 Bravo. 1447 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,000 You fucked her. 1448 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:28,000 But now drop her ass. 1449 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,416 You have 30 minutes to get it done. 1450 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,750 Tick, tock. Tick, tock. 1451 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:35,458 -Except I'm out. -What do you mean? 1452 01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:40,000 The challenge. You win, the Guéthary beach house is yours. 1453 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:44,375 You told Célène that we weren't a real couple. 1454 01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:46,708 Right. 1455 01:26:46,791 --> 01:26:48,791 [menacing music playing] 1456 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,333 And then what, sweetie? 1457 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,500 We announce to the whole world that we're over? 1458 01:26:56,583 --> 01:26:57,416 Yeah. 1459 01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,500 And what about your career? 1460 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:09,750 Don't care anymore. I'm done. 1461 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:18,791 You want war? 1462 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:25,750 Take me down and I'll take you down. 1463 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:30,625 Re-read the contract. You have dirt on me, I have dirt on you. Now leave me alone. 1464 01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:32,708 You're absolutely sure about that? 1465 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,458 Who was the one who taught you how to install spyware? 1466 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:38,375 I have dirt that you don't know about. 1467 01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,833 Go ahead and spread it, I couldn't care less. 1468 01:27:41,916 --> 01:27:44,291 It's not on you. It's on Madame de Fuck It. 1469 01:27:45,291 --> 01:27:47,250 And it's enough to ruin her life. 1470 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:54,750 I have copies. 1471 01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:57,583 You disgust me. 1472 01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:03,791 You're gonna dump her and you're gonna make it hurt. 1473 01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:06,291 [downbeat hip-hop music playing] 1474 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,416 ♪ The stars ♪ 1475 01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:21,833 ♪ Bring lovers together ♪ 1476 01:28:23,166 --> 01:28:25,750 ♪ They hear their hopes ♪ 1477 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,166 ♪ Lonely hearts made for each other ♪ 1478 01:28:31,708 --> 01:28:35,041 ♪ Beneath the stars tonight ♪ 1479 01:28:35,625 --> 01:28:38,291 ♪ I will make history ♪ 1480 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:41,791 ♪ Give you back your dice ♪ 1481 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:46,125 ♪ Give me love's true kiss ♪ 1482 01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:50,750 ♪ Because ♪ 1483 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,208 ♪ You lift me up ♪ 1484 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:59,375 ♪ Give me your lips I'll give you my heart ♪ 1485 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:02,750 ♪ My star, my soulmate ♪ 1486 01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:08,000 ♪ Because you lift me up… ♪ 1487 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:09,833 [mouthing] 1488 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,833 -Stop the music. -[music fading] 1489 01:29:24,458 --> 01:29:25,958 My angel… 1490 01:29:26,041 --> 01:29:29,083 we can never see each other again, let alone be together. 1491 01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:31,916 [whispers] It's not my fault. 1492 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,458 What are you doing right now? 1493 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,333 It's over between us. I'm over this. 1494 01:29:39,750 --> 01:29:41,083 Why can't you look at me? 1495 01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:42,750 Leave me alone. 1496 01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:44,000 I don't love you. 1497 01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:51,208 I loved you at the beginning. 1498 01:29:53,041 --> 01:29:56,916 But with all your precious principles, your values, your virtue, 1499 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,583 you got to be too much. 1500 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:00,458 And I'm over it. 1501 01:30:03,166 --> 01:30:05,250 -It's not my fault. -It's not your fault? 1502 01:30:06,458 --> 01:30:07,625 Wait, is there someone else? 1503 01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:09,541 Many of them, actually. 1504 01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:13,666 But one in particular. And it's because of her, this is for her. 1505 01:30:14,291 --> 01:30:16,458 She's the reason I'm putting an end to this. 1506 01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,458 -[softly] It's not my fault. -My God, just stop saying that! 1507 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:24,291 What do you mean, "It's not my fault"? But you're actually right. 1508 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:26,166 It's my fault. 1509 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,250 I was so stupid. 1510 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:32,916 Maybe it's not too late to try and win back your perfect fiancé. 1511 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,791 You forgot him quickly enough, but maybe he's still waiting for you. 1512 01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:39,250 You're tearing me apart. 1513 01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:47,833 -I'm just realizing who I really am. -Well, I know who you really are. 1514 01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:51,916 You're just an asshole who's pretending to be a decent guy. 1515 01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:59,125 There's never a good moment to dump someone. 1516 01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:02,375 Right here, right now, is as good a time as any. 1517 01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:04,583 Why are you doing this? 1518 01:31:08,541 --> 01:31:10,791 He enjoys it, Madame de Montpensier. 1519 01:31:15,041 --> 01:31:16,250 This was all a bet. 1520 01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,791 -[audience] Bravo! -[audience applauding] 1521 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:33,916 [emotional rock music playing] 1522 01:31:54,416 --> 01:31:56,708 [cheering] 1523 01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:01,000 [Christophe] Thank you! 1524 01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:05,208 Congratulations to the talented students of Victor Hugo High School! 1525 01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:06,375 [all cheering] 1526 01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:16,916 We should enjoy the new contract. 1527 01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:24,500 Get off me, stop! 1528 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,250 I'll pass, thanks. 1529 01:32:33,583 --> 01:32:35,000 I told you, you disgust me. 1530 01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:37,958 You're a total fake. 1531 01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:39,750 -Do you even feel anything? -Yes. 1532 01:32:42,416 --> 01:32:44,041 You just don't understand women. 1533 01:32:45,791 --> 01:32:46,625 Obviously not. 1534 01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:52,750 But I do know you'd never sleep with me unless there was a game. 1535 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:55,125 I'd never let you fuck me in the first place. 1536 01:32:56,333 --> 01:32:59,541 But at least I just won my own personal challenge. 1537 01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:03,041 You'd never really fallen in love, but now that you have, 1538 01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:06,208 you sabotaged your own great love story. 1539 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:09,458 And it's all for nothing. 1540 01:33:09,541 --> 01:33:11,791 POST 1541 01:33:12,541 --> 01:33:13,541 You're a psychopath! 1542 01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:17,541 You're completely sick! Don't you see? 1543 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:19,333 You're nuts! 1544 01:33:21,208 --> 01:33:23,541 Your sweet fans, your pretty face, 1545 01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:26,750 what will be left in ten years when you're a botox junkie, huh? 1546 01:33:27,416 --> 01:33:30,083 What about your audience? What do you think they're gonna say 1547 01:33:30,166 --> 01:33:32,708 when they find out their precious Little Sophie is 100% fake? 1548 01:33:32,791 --> 01:33:34,375 Well, you can fuck my audience! 1549 01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,583 Screw all of them. Do you understand? 1550 01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:40,208 -[audience] Bravo! -[all clapping] 1551 01:33:40,291 --> 01:33:41,166 Bravo! 1552 01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:43,666 [phones chiming] 1553 01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:53,000 Hello, my loves. [sniffling] 1554 01:33:53,541 --> 01:33:57,125 I'm always there for you, but now I'm gonna need you to be there for me. 1555 01:33:57,625 --> 01:33:59,416 My world is crumbling. 1556 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,083 Tristan cheated on me with Madame de Fuck It, 1557 01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:05,625 who was my friend, and supposedly engaged to be married. 1558 01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:07,875 Can you believe it? 1559 01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:10,791 [audience exclaiming loudly] 1560 01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:12,875 [audience clamoring] 1561 01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:21,041 [ominous music playing] 1562 01:34:34,250 --> 01:34:36,250 [audience applauding] 1563 01:34:40,250 --> 01:34:42,250 [ominous music continues] 1564 01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:56,708 SEND TO #THE WHOLE SCHOOL 1565 01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:01,375 [phones chiming] 1566 01:35:01,458 --> 01:35:03,750 [gasps] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1567 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:11,208 I told you you talk too much. 1568 01:35:11,291 --> 01:35:13,416 You can only blame yourself for this one, you joke. 1569 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:17,500 [Vanessa on speaker] Well, you can fuck my audience! 1570 01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:19,875 Screw all of them. Do you understand? 1571 01:35:19,958 --> 01:35:23,250 Little girls, moms, fucking poor people, losers, 1572 01:35:23,333 --> 01:35:26,666 perverts that have nothing better to do all day than follow me online. 1573 01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:30,125 Do you think I even care about social media? 1574 01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:32,833 I was queen of the silver screen ten years ago, God damn it! 1575 01:35:32,916 --> 01:35:37,083 And right before my big comeback, Little Sophie 4, I got fucked! 1576 01:35:37,166 --> 01:35:39,125 They cast some ten-year-old, those bastards. 1577 01:35:39,208 --> 01:35:41,250 They don't care about Vanessa Merteuil. 1578 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:45,291 So now you see, I actually hate my audience more than anything… 1579 01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:46,916 but they're all I have left. 1580 01:35:47,666 --> 01:35:50,666 [audience clamoring and booing] 1581 01:35:59,791 --> 01:36:02,250 [Tristan] How far would you go to make a name for yourself? 1582 01:36:02,833 --> 01:36:04,250 Become part of the elite? 1583 01:36:05,291 --> 01:36:08,750 The elite, 200 years ago, it meant having royal blood. 1584 01:36:08,833 --> 01:36:10,500 The aristocracy. 1585 01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:13,583 Twenty years ago, it meant being loaded. 1586 01:36:13,666 --> 01:36:17,375 Today, you can be noble or rich and still be a loser. 1587 01:36:17,458 --> 01:36:18,541 Fuck! 1588 01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:21,541 [Tristan] Today, it's all about fame. 1589 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:23,875 Once you've tasted it, 1590 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:26,166 you'll do anything to keep it. 1591 01:36:26,916 --> 01:36:28,083 Even if it kills you. 1592 01:36:29,541 --> 01:36:31,541 [melancholy music playing] 1593 01:37:05,583 --> 01:37:07,583 [melancholy music continues] 1594 01:37:29,250 --> 01:37:30,458 [Pierre echoing] Célène! 1595 01:37:31,458 --> 01:37:32,458 Célène! 1596 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:36,500 -[Célène coughing] -[music continues] 1597 01:37:49,208 --> 01:37:50,958 What were you trying to do? 1598 01:37:55,125 --> 01:37:56,500 Why did you come back here? 1599 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:01,583 Because I said I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1600 01:38:03,583 --> 01:38:05,250 I said "yes" to you because… 1601 01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:07,791 my mother approved of you. 1602 01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,125 She just loved you. 1603 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:14,708 Being with you, it was… 1604 01:38:16,708 --> 01:38:18,875 a way to stay connected to her, you know? 1605 01:38:24,041 --> 01:38:26,583 It wasn't right to you. I'm sorry. 1606 01:38:29,291 --> 01:38:31,666 Maybe proposing when I did was… 1607 01:38:32,875 --> 01:38:33,875 It was too soon. 1608 01:38:34,708 --> 01:38:37,125 I wanted to take your mind off grieving her. 1609 01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:38,833 So you proposed to get married 1610 01:38:39,666 --> 01:38:40,666 out of pity for me? 1611 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:43,000 No, out of love. 1612 01:38:43,708 --> 01:38:45,916 But our love is more platonic, isn't it? 1613 01:38:47,958 --> 01:38:49,958 [melancholy music continues] 1614 01:38:52,625 --> 01:38:54,000 [phone chiming] 1615 01:38:56,041 --> 01:38:58,041 Vanessa and I were never truly together. 1616 01:38:58,125 --> 01:39:00,833 It was a ploy to get more famous, get more followers. 1617 01:39:01,375 --> 01:39:03,208 And we'd do these dumb challenges. 1618 01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:06,208 And Célène, she was our challenge for this year. 1619 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,083 "Fuck her and leave her like the rest," was the plan. 1620 01:39:11,208 --> 01:39:12,333 But the thing is that… 1621 01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:19,583 for the first time in my life, I actually fell in love. 1622 01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:22,541 And Célène, those… 1623 01:39:25,666 --> 01:39:27,208 those things I said on stage… 1624 01:39:27,791 --> 01:39:29,208 I was trying to protect you. 1625 01:39:31,958 --> 01:39:33,041 It was an epic fail. 1626 01:39:37,041 --> 01:39:38,458 I'll always love you. 1627 01:39:39,958 --> 01:39:40,833 For real. 1628 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,583 But that doesn't matter now. 1629 01:39:45,416 --> 01:39:46,791 [phone vibrates and chimes] 1630 01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:50,333 [Célène on phone] You can ruin a person's life by choice or due to lack of strength. 1631 01:39:50,416 --> 01:39:53,416 Vanessa Merteuil wasn't simply acting out of malice, and… 1632 01:39:54,083 --> 01:39:56,333 well, I forgive her for her lack of strength. 1633 01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,875 Please don't attack her online and don't smear her. 1634 01:39:59,958 --> 01:40:03,041 We do crazy things for fame and for attention. 1635 01:40:03,541 --> 01:40:05,666 But no matter how many followers you have, 1636 01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:08,291 in the end, there is no glory without love. 1637 01:40:08,375 --> 01:40:11,458 And love isn't about finding someone who brings out the best in you, 1638 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:13,375 but someone who shows you who you really are. 1639 01:40:13,458 --> 01:40:15,541 Sometimes it takes several someones. 1640 01:40:15,625 --> 01:40:18,000 We don't get to choose how we love, nor who we love. 1641 01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:22,166 Cuz, you're the most genuine and the most wholesome person I know. 1642 01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:27,666 And anyone who doesn't realize that, well, then they don't deserve you. 1643 01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:29,083 I love you, Charlotte. 1644 01:40:29,166 --> 01:40:31,583 -["Under" by Alex Hepburn playing] -[woman] Hey! 1645 01:40:31,666 --> 01:40:33,708 ♪ Don't leave me alone with me ♪ 1646 01:40:33,791 --> 01:40:37,333 ♪ See, I'm afraid ♪ 1647 01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:41,958 ♪ Of the darkness, and my demons And the voices ♪ 1648 01:40:42,625 --> 01:40:49,166 ♪ Sayin' nothin's gonna be okay, hey ♪ 1649 01:40:49,250 --> 01:40:53,041 ♪ I feel it in my heart, soul Mind that I'm losing ♪ 1650 01:40:53,125 --> 01:40:55,875 ♪ You, me, you're abusing ♪ 1651 01:40:55,958 --> 01:40:59,791 ♪ Every reason I have left to live… ♪ 1652 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:01,916 -I'm sorry. -♪ Don't bury me… ♪ 1653 01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:06,375 Even if you screw up along the way… who cares, honestly? 1654 01:41:07,583 --> 01:41:08,833 My mom used to say, 1655 01:41:09,625 --> 01:41:12,416 "The world is forgiving when you truly love someone." 1656 01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:16,791 ♪ Underneath the ground Don't say those words ♪ 1657 01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:19,833 ♪ I wanna live but your words can murder ♪ 1658 01:41:19,916 --> 01:41:22,875 ♪ Only you can send me under ♪ 1659 01:41:22,958 --> 01:41:24,958 ♪ Under, under ♪ 1660 01:41:30,208 --> 01:41:33,833 ♪ Lost trust, 21 grams of soul… ♪ 1661 01:41:33,916 --> 01:41:36,333 "The world is forgiving when you truly love someone"? 1662 01:41:39,166 --> 01:41:41,625 But can you ever truly forgive me for everything I did? 1663 01:41:45,291 --> 01:41:46,833 Challenge accepted. 1664 01:41:47,750 --> 01:41:49,541 You make me want to be a good man. 1665 01:41:50,375 --> 01:41:52,541 Not just an asshole who pretends to be a good man. 1666 01:41:53,916 --> 01:41:55,583 I gave it some thought. 1667 01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:59,250 Yes, I guess I do believe in soulmates. 1668 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:02,791 ♪ Words I threw that I can't take back ♪ 1669 01:42:02,875 --> 01:42:04,458 ♪ Reaching out… ♪ 1670 01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:06,500 But I don't. 1671 01:42:06,583 --> 01:42:08,750 -[song stops playing] -What? 1672 01:42:11,291 --> 01:42:12,500 -Just kidding. -[song resumes] 1673 01:42:12,583 --> 01:42:15,083 ♪ Don't bury me ♪ 1674 01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:17,708 ♪ Don't lay me down ♪ 1675 01:42:17,791 --> 01:42:20,666 ♪ Don't say it's over ♪ 1676 01:42:20,750 --> 01:42:23,750 ♪ 'Cause that would send me under ♪ 1677 01:42:23,833 --> 01:42:25,833 ♪ Underneath the ground ♪ 1678 01:42:26,458 --> 01:42:29,166 ♪ Don't say those words ♪ 1679 01:42:29,250 --> 01:42:32,000 ♪ I wanna live But your words can murder ♪ 1680 01:42:32,083 --> 01:42:34,875 ♪ Only you can send me under ♪ 1681 01:42:34,958 --> 01:42:38,916 -♪ Under, under ♪ -[song fading] 1682 01:42:44,458 --> 01:42:49,833 ♪ I share my song, my soul, my heart ♪ 1683 01:42:50,416 --> 01:42:55,083 ♪ Hoping you will sing your part Follow my lead ♪ 1684 01:42:55,166 --> 01:43:00,375 ♪ And take a leap Now I'm born ♪ 1685 01:43:01,041 --> 01:43:08,041 ♪ You hold, you hold You hold the note ♪ 1686 01:43:12,708 --> 01:43:13,708 My sister, 1687 01:43:14,750 --> 01:43:15,583 Oscar, 1688 01:43:16,625 --> 01:43:17,458 Charlotte, 1689 01:43:18,583 --> 01:43:19,708 do you take each other 1690 01:43:19,791 --> 01:43:22,250 in a three-way harmony, in sickness and in health? 1691 01:43:23,041 --> 01:43:24,500 [all] Yes. 1692 01:43:25,916 --> 01:43:30,791 By the power that has been vested in me by beapriestonline.com, 1693 01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:34,125 I now pronounce the three of you married. 1694 01:43:34,916 --> 01:43:37,541 -You may now get your smooch on. -[audience clapping] 1695 01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:41,291 [Christophe] Bravo! Bravo! 1696 01:43:42,708 --> 01:43:44,708 [all cheering and clapping] 1697 01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:51,625 [soft piano music playing] 1698 01:43:51,708 --> 01:43:54,458 [on video] Yo, everybody, there's a new king of socials out there. 1699 01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:55,708 [laughs] King Julius! 1700 01:43:55,791 --> 01:43:58,666 I won't forget about you, but I'm just gonna focus on my passion, rap. 1701 01:43:58,750 --> 01:44:01,208 -#BirdWish. Let's go! -Yeah, Bird Wish! 1702 01:44:01,916 --> 01:44:03,916 [hip-hop music playing] 1703 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:05,666 [Tristan rapping] ♪ Yeah ♪ 1704 01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:08,291 ♪ She wants a spanking But I know how it feels to be hurt ♪ 1705 01:44:08,375 --> 01:44:10,083 ♪ Put in the dirt, but I'm done with it ♪ 1706 01:44:10,166 --> 01:44:11,875 ♪ How do I feel, that's my own business ♪ 1707 01:44:11,958 --> 01:44:13,625 ♪ Last in my class On my way to be first ♪ 1708 01:44:13,708 --> 01:44:15,333 ♪ Back in the day When my life was a blur ♪ 1709 01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:17,083 ♪ Just when I was Singing my songs with me ♪ 1710 01:44:17,166 --> 01:44:18,541 ♪ I ain't trippin' off them perks ♪ 1711 01:44:18,625 --> 01:44:20,083 ♪ Yo, the vision, that's my destiny ♪ 1712 01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,791 ♪ Ooh, see me drop in the pool ♪ 1713 01:44:21,875 --> 01:44:23,875 ♪ Bangers on bangers And ain't nothin' new ♪ 1714 01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:26,750 ♪ To the store we gonna shoot Not by myself, I'm bringin' the crew ♪ 1715 01:44:26,833 --> 01:44:28,125 ♪ We ain't stoppin' for nothin' ♪ 1716 01:44:28,208 --> 01:44:30,208 ♪ My shit is dope If they hate me, they're bluffing ♪ 1717 01:44:30,291 --> 01:44:33,125 ♪ Smoke in my lungs, I be coughing Fight in the streets, getting tougher ♪ 1718 01:44:33,208 --> 01:44:36,375 ♪ I don't care about none of these Motherfuckers that be dissin' me ♪ 1719 01:44:36,458 --> 01:44:38,541 ♪ At the end of the day I'm a better rapper ♪ 1720 01:44:38,625 --> 01:44:40,125 ♪ And your girl should be kissin' me ♪ 1721 01:44:40,208 --> 01:44:43,208 ♪ Isn't it sickening? The way I be gettin' it ♪ 1722 01:44:43,291 --> 01:44:45,125 ♪ It looks like I'm done with this shit anyway ♪ 1723 01:44:45,208 --> 01:44:47,041 ♪ Look at the way I've been kickin' it ♪ 1724 01:44:47,125 --> 01:44:49,958 ♪ Flying two months before Elon Second change like a respond ♪ 1725 01:44:50,041 --> 01:44:53,000 ♪ Duckin' them bullets like Neo Shining brighter than a neon ♪ 1726 01:44:53,083 --> 01:44:55,083 ♪ Fuck all the L's that I took Hubs that I shook ♪ 1727 01:44:55,166 --> 01:44:56,916 ♪ Hand-eater jobs That I did for some loot ♪ 1728 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,750 ♪ As soon as I learned You can make a living ♪ 1729 01:44:58,833 --> 01:45:00,833 ♪ Out of rapping And spitting your bars on a stoop ♪ 1730 01:45:00,916 --> 01:45:03,458 ♪ Spare me the trouble, man Put the money in a duffel bag ♪ 1731 01:45:03,541 --> 01:45:06,083 ♪ Spare me the trouble, man Put the money in a duffel ♪ 1732 01:45:06,166 --> 01:45:08,041 -[chiming] -♪ They don't care about my feelings ♪ 1733 01:45:08,125 --> 01:45:11,083 ♪ As soon as I sweat they be leaving When I'm sad and low I don't see them ♪ 1734 01:45:11,166 --> 01:45:12,958 ♪ If I'm getting this bread They won't eat it ♪ 1735 01:45:13,041 --> 01:45:14,583 ♪ For my birds, I tough it out in here ♪ 1736 01:45:14,666 --> 01:45:17,125 ♪ I call them my friends, my brothers I call them my herd ♪ 1737 01:45:17,208 --> 01:45:19,208 ♪ Ain't no lying in my verse From last to first ♪ 1738 01:45:19,291 --> 01:45:21,375 ♪ That's the meaning of the bird, bitch ♪ 1739 01:45:21,458 --> 01:45:23,000 -[all] Whoo! -[Tristan] Let's go! 1740 01:45:23,083 --> 01:45:26,500 Come on, everybody! Everybody! Everybody in this place! 1741 01:45:26,583 --> 01:45:29,583 [all cheering and exclaiming] 1742 01:45:29,666 --> 01:45:31,458 [Tristan] Yeah! We got this! 1743 01:45:32,958 --> 01:45:36,916 Hey! Real G's on the stage! Real G's on the stage! 1744 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,458 [all exclaiming] 1745 01:45:40,250 --> 01:45:42,250 [hip-hop music fading] 1746 01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:46,333 -[soft guitar music playing] -[Oscar] ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 1747 01:45:46,416 --> 01:45:49,500 ♪ And the dream is here to stay ♪ 1748 01:45:51,291 --> 01:45:56,750 ♪ Try to sing their song But the wolves weren't there to play ♪ 1749 01:45:59,666 --> 01:46:04,083 ♪ Silent tear drops Drowning a heart of clay ♪ 1750 01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:11,333 ♪ She wanted to be moon But the morning stole her away ♪ 1751 01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:19,541 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 1752 01:46:19,625 --> 01:46:22,583 ♪ Dreaming till the end of night ♪ 1753 01:46:22,666 --> 01:46:25,583 ♪ She couldn't face the truth ♪ 1754 01:46:26,666 --> 01:46:30,583 ♪ For her eyes would turn to the sky ♪ 1755 01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:39,250 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 1756 01:46:42,833 --> 01:46:46,583 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 1757 01:46:47,708 --> 01:46:50,250 ♪ Dreaming till the end of night ♪ 1758 01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:53,416 ♪ She couldn't face the truth ♪ 1759 01:46:54,416 --> 01:46:57,875 ♪ For her eyes would turn to the sky ♪ 1760 01:46:57,958 --> 01:47:01,291 ♪ She wanted to be moon ♪ 1761 01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:05,041 ♪ How's that for a disguise? ♪ 1762 01:47:05,125 --> 01:47:08,875 ♪ How could she ever bloom? ♪ 1763 01:47:09,458 --> 01:47:13,791 ♪ She was gone before sunrise ♪ 1764 01:47:13,875 --> 01:47:15,875 [guitar music fading] 138260