All language subtitles for Americas Got Talent 1709

[dramatic music]

- We're from Harlem, USA.
- Ukraine, Kyiv.

- Minneapolis, Minnesota.

[wild cheering]

- To leave New Zealand
to come here

to perform is huge.

I want this so badly.

- Being here is
a dream come true.

- I believe this is
gonna be life changing.

- Tonight when I
walk out on that stage,

I'm going to take
a deep breath,

and do what I was meant to do.

- It just gets better,
and better, and better.

I'm gonna
remember this audition.

[audience screaming]

- Whoa!

- It was exciting.

It was sexy.

- Ah!

- We really, really,
weren't expecting that.

- Ahh!

* *

- You were fantastic.

- This is amazing.

- Thank you, America!

- Please welcome your host...

Terry Crews!

- * I need a hero *

* Holding out for a hero... *

- Give it up for Howie Mandel!

Heidi Klum!

Sofía Vergara!

And Simon Cowell!

* *

You guys ready
to get this show started?

[cheers and applause]

Well, then let's do it!

* *

[tapping]

[whooshing]

[cards snapping]

[clacking]

* *

All right,
let's go on out there, Bayley.

- Thank you.
- Make it happen, sir.

* *

- Hello.

How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.

- So tell me your name,
age, where you're from.

- I'm Bayley Graham.
I'm a tap dancer.

I'm 22, all the way
from Christchurch, New Zealand.

- Wow.
- Wow, that's far.

- Do you have a day job?

- Um, I try to do this,
so, please, someone hire me.

[chuckles]

- Why haven't
you been hired so far?

- Um, I'm 22?

[laughter]

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Okay,
and what's the big dream?

Tell me.

- Honestly, like, my own show
in Vegas is the goal.

I'm from New Zealand.

We don't get a lot
of opportunity, sadly.

And, um, now I'm in,
you know, this big place.

Hopefully this is,
you know, where I could start.

- Well, good luck.
- Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

Are you guys ready?

- Yes.
- Ready.

- He looks nervous.

All over the place.

- Hit it!

[cymbal clanging softly]

Ha!

- * Ladies and gents *

* This is the moment
you've waited for *

- * Whoa *

- Good evening.
- That was good.

- Thanks, Howie.

Let's go!

- * And buried in your bones *

* There's an ache
that you can't ignore *

* Taking your breath,
stealing your mind *

* And all that was real
is left behind *

- You like that?
[laughs]

[cheering]

- * This is
the greatest show *

* Where it's covered
in all the colored lights *

* Where the runaways are
running the night *

* Impossible comes true,
it's taking over you *

* Oh, this is
the greatest show *

* *

- Whoa!

- "AGT", make some noise!

- * We light it up,
we won't come down *

* And the walls
can't stop us now *

* Watching it come true,
it's taking over you *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show *

[cheers and applause]

- Whew!

Come on, all right,
all right, all right.

Let's do it again...

faster.

- Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!

- * This is
the greatest show *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show *

- Come on, let's go!

- * This is
the greatest show *

* Oh *

* This is the greatest show! *

[wild cheering]

- * You know I want you *

["Rewrite the Stars"]

* It's not a secret
I tried to hide *

- Thank you.

- * You know you want me *

- Whoo!

- * So don't keep saying
our hands are tied *

- When you said
you were gonna tap dance,

I think that everybody said,
"Oh, we know what to expect."

We have not seen
anything like you.

You are more
than just a dancer,

you are an entertainer,
you please the crowd.

You're a show.
I loved it.

- Wow, Heidi?

- I loved it too.
I love your dancing.

I think you have
an amazing personality.

I could watch you all day.
I had the best time.

- You deserve to be performing
somewhere professionally.

You soon gonna be where
you want to be in your career.

- Thank you.

* *

- I know absolutely zero
about tap dancing.

All I do know,
it's quite interesting,

is that you
really undersold yourself.

It was like, "Yeah,
yeah, I got on a flight."

- You guys scared me.
[laughs]

* *

- Is this really something
you really want?

- As I said, there's not many
opportunities in New Zealand.

I just want to tap dance like
this for people like you guys.

You know, like,
this is a dream.

I just want to do this.

- Okay, all right,
we're gonna vote.

Howie?
- Yes.

* *

- Thank you.
- Heidi?

- You get a yes from me.

* *

- You have three yeses
- Thank you.

- Bayley...

you got four yeses,
congratulations.

- * How do we
rewrite the stars? *

* Say you
were made to be mine? *

* Nothing can keep us apart *

- Thank you so much.
Thank you.

- * 'Cause you are the one
I was meant to find *

* It's up to you *

* And it's up to me *

- Bayley Graham,

all the way
from Christchurch, New Zealand.

- That was amazing.
- He was so fast.

- He entertained.

He was so much more
than just a dancer,

He's an entertainer.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Coming up...

[dramatic music]

- You surprised us.
You are original.

- No!
- This ain't no playground!

- Absolutely brilliant.

- That was unbelievable.

It was perfection.

It was sexy.

* *

- Ah!

- For me, this is one of those
auditions I'll never forget.

- These acts are fighting
to get one step closer

to headlining
"AGT" Las Vegas Live at Luxor,

and $1 million.

- Thank you, America!
- Whoo!

* *

[alarm clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

- * Say, yo *

* Give me,
give me your lovin' *

* I know you got it, baby *

* Come and you
give me your lovin' *

* You get me going crazy *

* You got me waiting *

* You bettin'
if I should leave you *

* Because that feeling
you give me is unbelievable *

* But, baby, why you
gotta make it so hard? *

* It ain't as easy
as one, two, three *

* Because I love you,
and you love me *

- Hello.

I'm Terry Crews.
What's your name?

- I'm Freckled Zelda.
It's great to meet you, Terry.

- What does it mean
to you to be here on "AGT"?

- It means the world to me.

I have been trying out
for "AGT"

for the past seven years,

and to finally have my shot,
this is incredible, Terry.

- Well, go out there
and make it happen.

It's time.
- It's time.

- All right.

- * What's up
when I come around *

- Whoa.

- * On my own,
shake it till you make it *

* Shake it till you make it,
break it *

* *

- Hi.
- Hello, Howie.

- Welcome
to "America's Got Talent."

What is your name?
- I'm Freckled Zelda.

- Okay.
- I'm a music fairy.

- You're a music fairy.
- I'm a music fairy.

- Wow.
- Really?

- Indeed I am, Simon.
- Okay.

- And where are you from?

- I'm from the Freckled Forest.

- Okay.
- Of course.

- Simon, have you noticed

this crazy instrument
around my neck?

- No, tell me about it.
- It's an ocarina.

It's a very unique instrument.

Not a lot
of people know about it.

- Never heard of it.
- It looks like a heart.

- I'd say it's more
of the shape of a potato.

- Okay.
- Oh.

- It's also known
as a sweet potato flute.

- Great.

Well, you're interesting.
Good luck.

- Thank you, Simon.

- [laughing]

[cheers and applause]

- What is going on?

["Colors of the Wind"]

[ocarina plays]

* *

- * You think you own
whatever land you land on *

* The Earth is just a dead
thing you can claim *

* But I know every rock
and tree and creature *

* Has a life,
has a spirit, has a name *

* Have you ever heard
the wolf cry *

* To the blue corn moon *

* Or asked the grinning bobcat
why he grinned *

* Can you sing with all
the voices of the mountain *

* Can you paint with all
the colors of the wind *

* Can you paint
with all the colors *

* Of the wind *

* How high does
the sycamore grow? *

* If you cut it down *

* Then you'll never know *

[ocarina plays]

* *

* You can own the Earth
and still *

* All you'll own
is Earth until *

* You can paint
with all the colors *

* Of the wind *

* *

[cheers and applause]]

[Elton John's "Don't Let
The Sun Go Down On Me"]

- It was beautiful.

* *

- [sobbing]

* *

- * I can't light *

- Wow.

- Wow.
Simon, what did you think?

- I tell you what,
when you walked out, I thought,

this really is going
to be terrible.

- Aw.
- I did.

[audience booing]

And actually,
you've got a really good voice.

* *

- [crying]
Thank you, Simon.

- I mean, you know,
I don't like the instrument,

don't think it's necessary.

Carry on looking
like that if you want

because you're interesting.

- Thank you so much.

- Sofía, what did you think?

- I actually thought
when you started singing

that beautiful song,
it was really unexpected.

And your voice
is beautiful too.

- Thank you.
- Can I ask something?

Do you want to sing always
with the outfit?

- Yes.
- Good for you.

- I'm 100% a fairy.

- Okay, so you are--
this is who you are?

- This is me.
- You're never gonna change.

- Never ever.

- You don't have to.

- A fairy
for the rest of my life.

- I love that.

- Heidi?
- You nailed that.

I loved it.
- Thank you, Heidi.

- You have an amazing voice,

and I thought the potato flute
was really cool too.

And I love that you
are unique and different.

"America's Got Talent"
is a variety show...

- Yes.

- And we don't all have
to look the same.

I think you're great.
- Thank you.

- I liked it too.

You showed us who you are

through your voice,
and your being.

So I would like to start off
with the first yes.

- [squeals]

Sofía?
- Yes.

- [squeals]

- Heidi?
- It's a big fat yes from me.

- Yes, Heidi!

- Simon?

- Yes.

- * Don't let
the sun go down on me *

- Yeah, good for you!

Yes!

- * It's always someone
else I see *

- Thank you guys so much.

- * I'd just allow
a fragment of your life *

- That was interesting.
- Different.

- We as human beings sometimes
judge books by their covers.

- Yeah.
- It's true.

* *

- * But losin' everything *

* Is like the sun goin'
down on me *

* *

- Hey, y'all got this.
Y'all got this.

- Can we just do self-
affirmations in the mirror?

- Yes.

- Look in the mirror.

Do you think we look good?

- Let's do this.

both: Brrr, brrr, brrr, mah!

- Yes, you can do it.
- You look great.

- [clears throat]
Hello, Simon--no.

- You got this, Debbii.
You got this, Debbii.

- Hey, Howie.
- Sofía, you're looking lovely.

- Heidi laughing--
I get 'em all.

- Let's go.

- Hello, Simon, hello.
[chuckles]

- What's your name?

- My name is Max.
- Max.

And what are
you gonna do today?

- Magic.
- Magic!

Well, listen,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

All right, go right ahead.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Good evening!

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
What's your name?

- My name is Maxence.
- Hi, Maxence.

That's French.
- Maxence.

- Yes, I'm French from Paris.
- Oh, wow.

- [mouthing]

[laughter]

And how old are you?

- 32 years old.
- And what do you do?

What do you...
- Magic.

- Oh, magic.

- Hey, we love magic.

- How long have
you been doing magic?

- I started
when I was ten years old.

I saw a magician
in Chambéry make amazing trick

with my hands.

My brain is, "Boom".

And I say, I would like to be
a magician, and I'm here.

- This is the dream, right?

To be here in America,
to do well,

and maybe win this thing,
and then...

- Magic is my life
- Aww.

- Go ahead, show us the magic.
- Of course.

[cheers and applause]

Okay, today, America,
I will show you three things.

One prediction, one appearance,
and a final impossible.

But to begin, I need your
credit card, please, Howie.

[laughter]
- Credit card?

- Sofía, could you
sign this envelope for me?

Do you have a marker?

It's okay.
I have one.

- Oh, eww.
- I have another one.

- Okay, that's clean?
- Please sign on it, please.

- A sign of what?
- Whatever you want.

- A heart?
- Yes, of course.

- It's beautiful, huh?
- Beautiful.

Now it's
a unique envelope, yes?

- Yes.

- And your credit, please.

- Oh, my credit card?
- Yes.

- Well...
[laughter]

- Thank you.
I put it inside the envelope.

It's okay for you?
- Yes, it's okay for me.

[laughter]

- And I close it.

* *

Oh, stupid.
- Oh.

- Simon, could you grab it
with two finger like that?

Did you feel it inside?

The card, of course.
[laughter]

- Oui.

- Thank you.
Don't worry.

In case of trouble
with your credit card,

I propose to you
a compensation,

a just in case box.

But please don't
open it unless I ask you.

- Okay, just in case.
- Yes, sir.

Deck of cards, yes?
- Yeah.

- This deck is
little bit special.

We have 50 to drink on it,
like for example,

coffee, red wine,
beer, lemonade, tea,

of course,
all the card are different,

blah, blah, blah, okay?

Touch any one card, but don't
watch it for this moment.

- Touch it, but don't look.

- Perfect, take it.
Thank you.

My friend, let me
introduce my mini-theater.

Behind the curtain
on the mini-stage,

I made a prediction.

Suspense.
[laughter]

Ladies and gentlemen,
my prediction is,

eee-ooh, a can of cola.

Heidi, for the first time,

tell me exactly
what is your card?

It's...

[drumroll]

- It's not cola.

- It's what?
- It's milk.

- Dammit.

- [laughs]
- Uh-oh.

- You know what,
let me show you a thing.

No, no, it's better.
Let me show you this thing.

I have some paper,
numbered from one to seven.

Behind each
number we have something.

You will choose any number
between one and seven,

and I'll try
to make appear the object

which is behind your selection.

Tell me one number.
- Three.

- Are you sure?
You can do change if you want.

- No.

- If you tell me
another number,

we have different object, yes?

- Yes.
- Yes.

But you told me number three,
and it's a mini-helicopter.

- Okay.
- I try to make appear.

- Okay, all right.
- I can do it.

I hope so.

By the way, ladies...

- Yes?
- This is for you.

- Thank you.

- Music maestro!

[epic music]

- [laughs]

* *

Yes!

Exactly a mini-helicopter
for you ladies.

- Wow.
How did he do that?

- But wait, wait!
I'm not finished.

Wait!

Simon, you always
have the card inside, yes?

- Always had the card.

- Let me introduce
the magic machine.

Listen to me.

Actually,
will you put the envelope

inside the magic machine.

- No, no.

- And the credit card
will be disappear.

It's amazing trick.
- No, no.

- Yes.
- No!

No.
- One.

Suspense--two, three.

- No, that's real.
It's real.

- Yes, he did it!

Give me five, Simon.

Don't worry,
you remember in case

of trouble we have
the just in case box.

- Oh, yeah.
- Open the box.

Watch inside and show it
to everyone because--

- Okay, you pull it down?
- Yes, of course.

Inside we have...

- Scissors.

- I never said
it will be your card.

[laughter]

- Scissor is here
for one reason.

Since the beginning
of the act we have

can of cola
completely sealed, yes?

- Yes.

- Could you open
the can for me, please?

- Be careful with your nail.

- You don't believe me,
but inside it's not cola.

- [gasps]

- It's milk!

Exactly like your choice.

My prediction is true!

But listen, listen...

Take it and shake, shake.

You hear inside,
we have something inside.

We need to cut
the can because it's sealed.

Scissor, please.
[laughter]

- I like the way you say that.

- Yes, I do very
slowly for you.

Dramaturgy.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

Inside, we have something--
I don't want to touch...

- Watch you don't cut yourself.
- Anything, but watch.

- Oh, that's my card.

- The card.
- That's your card?

- Could you confirm--yes.
- It's got milk all over.

- Exactly your credit card.
- That's my card.

- That's--it's impossible.
- Yes.

- Wow.

[wild cheering]

- Thank you, America!

- * She said,
every time I close my eyes *

* I feel like
I could disappear *

- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

- * But that's just
how it feels *

* And I just
wanna be wanted *

- Thank you!

- * I could use
a little love sometimes *

* I just need to be needed *

- Wow.
- Sofía?

- I thought
the whole thing was brilliant.

You're so funny.
The magic was also fantastic.

I loved how you
interacted with us.

I really loved this act.

- [mouthing]

- Okay, Heidi?

- It was so much fun
listening to you.

I mean, you tick all the boxes.

Funny, charming,
you can do all the magic.

Tick, tick, tick, tick.

Loved what you just did.
- Thank you.

- You're not only a great
magician, you are very funny,

and you've got
some great energy.

We didn't know
where it was going,

so it made it more
surprising and fun,

and can I have a cloth
to wipe off my card?

- Just use your pants.
- No.

Simon, what did you think?

- At times, annoying...

- [gasps]

- No!
- Unusual...

[audience booing]

- What?

- Well, yeah.

However,
the audience loved you.

And the magic was très bien.

- Yeah.
- [mouthing]

- Well, let's vote.
We're gonna vote.

I'll start with Sofía.

- Yes.
- Heidi?

- Yes!
- Simon?

- Well, I think
all things considered...

[drumroll]

Yes.

- * I just want
to be wanted *

* Oh, yeah *

- I love him.
- I love him too.

- Bye!

- He made a helicopter.
- That was crazy.

- Thanks, judges.
Thanks, America!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[humming]

[grunting]

I'm fine, I'm fine.

- My dream is to create
my own completely unique show

up in the air, singing opera,
twirling around upside down...

[dramatic music]

Making magic onstage.

* *

- We've been able
to attain high heights,

but there's still something
else that we're striving for.

- To get a show in Vegas,
that would be amazing, crazy.

I don't think you even dream
about that, you know,

unfathomable.

- You surprised us.
You are original.

- It was beautiful.

- Mesmerizing.

It was so elegant.

- Absolutely brilliant.

You're through
to the next round.

Congratulations.

* *

- We are here
on "America's Got Talent."

It's a big opportunity.

It's so important for us
because it's always our dreams

to perform in Vegas
and have our own show.

We're gonna bring
everything we have.

Let's do this for Aruba.

Come on!
RCC Aruba!

- This season has been amazing.

Can you get, like, a more
complicated snack to eat?

Because, like,
next time what is it gonna be,

like a sushi
with the chopsticks?

- It's a tangerine.

- RCC Aruba,
you're up next for stage.

Are you ready?
- Yes, we are ready!

Let's do this, guys.
Let's do this!

[cheers and applause]

- Good evening.
How are you?

- Hello, hello, good evening.
- Fine.

- And who are you?

- We are RCC Aruba.

[cheers and applause]

- What does RCC Aruba means?

- Rhythm Circus Company.
- And what is it?

- We're gonna do
a teeterboard act

that you guys never see before.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- I hear an accent.
Where are you from?

- We are originally from
Colombia and Cuba, but we...

[cheers and applause]

- Why didn't
you say that first?

- Why didn't you say it?

- Why--then why
are you called Aruba?

- Because we made Aruba
our home 20 years ago.

- Okay, okay.
- Oh.

- But when we came here,
it was a complete chaos for us

because we have too
many problems with our props.

Everything was,
like, loosened in Atlanta.

And just one hour ago,
we find our teeterboard,

and we have to borrow mats
and so many things

with the production,
they help us.

For a moment, we thought
that we cannot perform

because what we're
gonna do is very dangerous.

- See, this is
why--two words, carry-on.

[laughter]

- [chuckling]
You're right, you're right.

- Do you guys make
a living out of this act?

- Yes, we have
the best show on the island,

and now we--that's
why we came here,

because we're gonna have
the best show in the world,

and everybody see it.

[cheers and applause]

- I really hope so.

Good luck tonight.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you for this opportunity.
- Thank you, thank you.

- I mean that must make
you feel really nervous

when you don't have
your own things, you know?

- Oh, man.

- [shouts]

- Whoa!

[cheers and applause]

- * On Judgment Day,
I won't fade away *

[audience screaming]

- What?

[2WEI's "Pushin On"]

* *

[audience screaming]

- This ain't no playground!

* *

- [shouts]

[wild cheering]

* *

[all shout]

* *

- Fire.
- Oh, no.

* *

- * I'll keep pushing on *

* *

* Till the rivers run dry,
I've got to try, try, try *

* I'll keep pushing on *

- He's going
to do it blindfolded.

Uh-oh.

- Oh, man.

Do not try this at home,
please.

* *

- Oh, no.

* *

- * I'll keep pushing on *

* *

* I'll keep pushing on,
I'll keep pushing on *

* *

[heartbeat thumping]

[performers shouting]

[wild cheering]

- Oh!
- What?

- He did it!
- Ahh!

Bravo!

- * I'll keep pushing on *

[soft music]

* *

- Now that's a Vegas act.

- Bravo!

* *

That was unbelievable.
It was perfection.

It was exciting.
It was sexy.

- Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.

- And it's so amazing
that you guys went

from not having your stuff
an hour before a performance.

I am so proud of you guys.
- Thank you so much.

- Howie?

- The fact is that even if you
had your own equipment here,

it was thrilling,
it was exciting, it was edgy,

and you guys blew
my mind with this.

Unbelievable.
- Thank you.

- Heidi?
- You have to go through.

You were fantastic.

Fantastic, fantastic.
I loved it.

- Simon?

- Look, before you started,
I was kind of thinking,

oh, God, there's a plank
and a bouncy castle there.

This isn't gonna be great.

But actually the fact that
it kind of felt less kind of,

like, polished
than we normally see,

I really enjoyed that,
I thought it was really cool.

And I actually could tell
how much it means to you.

- Thank you so much.
Thank you.

- Okay, so let's vote.

- I'm gonna say yes.

- Howie?
- Yes.

- Yes!

- Heidi?
- I'm giving you a third yes.

- Ahh!
- Whoo!

- I'm gonna say yes.
You already passed it.

You're going.

[wild cheering]

* *

- The added pressure
of not having your own stuff

when you're doing something...

- That's crazy.
- Dangerous is crazy.

- Really.
- Yeah.

- Celebrate tonight, guys.

You got through
to the next round!

[all cheering]

- RCC Aruba!

* *

- * I only want good vibes
'round me tonight *

- I think it'll be interesting
to like,

see how the judges react.

- Definitely.

- The hard thing about comedy
is it's subjective.

- Sometimes, you will do
a show and the audience is not

remotely interested in anything
that I have to talk about.

- You know me, I'm the comic.

I focus on the one person
who doesn't like me.

- It's so hard to go two,
three minutes

and have an audience
respond to you.

You know, anything can happen.

- * I only want good vibes
'round me tonight *

- Gonna be a comedian.

- Hello, hello.
- What is your name?

- My name is Gina.
I am 40 wonderful years old.

I'm from Novato, California,
and I am a comedian.

- Very nice.

Well, we're ready for you.

- So I have
three wonderful children,

I do love them very much,
but I want to be real with you.

My body changed pretty
dramatically after I had kids.

How do I put this?

You know
when the power goes out,

and the popsicles
in your freezer start to melt,

and then they re-freeze

but, like, in a totally
different formation, you know?

[laughter]

- That's exactly how it is.

[HRVY and Matoma's
"Good Vibes"]

- I felt you were
a little bit robotic.

- I disagree with you.

I think that you are
absolutely memorable,

wonderful, funny.

- I'm giving you a yes.

- I give you a yes.
- Thank you.

- Third yes.
- Ah!

- * I only want good vibes
'round me tonight *

* No negativity in my life *

- That would be okay.

That kind of comedy
just doesn't make me laugh.

- * A little optimism
could be so nice *

* *

- My name is Kim Evey
from Los Angeles.

- What will you
be doing for us today?

- I'm gonna be
doing some stand-up comedy.

- Oh, God.
[cheering]

Oh, no.

- I told my mom
that I was auditioning

for "America's Got Talent,"
and she said, "Oh, well,

I'm sure you will bring
great shame to our family."

[laughter]

This is what I've
been hearing my whole life.

I finally said,
"Mom, you have to stop talking

"to me like that, okay?

You're not Asian."

[laughter]

"I'm adopted.
You're white."

* *

- That was funny.
- Um, I don't know.

Something didn't quite click
for me, I'm afraid.

- What's Simon talking about?

- Okay.

- I liked it.

I thought
it was funny, relatable.

- I liked it a lot too,

so I'm gonna give you
your first yes.

- Thank you, Heidi.
- Yes.

- I'm gonna give her
the third yes,

so it doesn't matter.

- * Good vibes,
that's what I like *

* So I don't need you *

- Thank you.

- It was just like
chatting with a friend.

But Mr. Grumpy in his room.

- How's--how was I grumpy?
I was being happy.

- I'm doing a little
stand-up comedy tonight,

but it's got a twist on it.

- * Good vibes
'round me tonight *

* Good vibes
'round me tonight *

- Please not a comedian.
Please.

- Hey, guys.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Who are you?

- My name is Don McMillan.

I am 62 years old,

and I'm
from Santa Clarita, California.

- Yippee!

And tell us,
what do you do for a living?

- I am a stand-up comedian.
- Ooh.

- Did you bring anyone special
with you today?

- Just my screen.
I use my screen.

- All right, well,
then you and your screen,

and all of us,

let's have
a great time together.

- All right.

[cheers and applause]

So I have kind
of an interesting background,

I was an engineer
for many years.

And I know what
you're thinking,

"Engineer, this guy's
gonna be really funny."

[scattered laughs]

Somebody called me a geek
the other day.

I'm not a geek.
I am not a geek.

I'm a nerd.

And what's
the difference you ask?

I actually have a Venn diagram

to show you the difference.

[laughter]

Takes three things
to be a nerd.

You have to be smart,
socially awkward, and obsessed.

Smart, socially awkward,
and obsessed,

and you are a nerd.

Geeks, on the other hand, are
really just smart and obsessed.

They're "Star Trek" geeks,
comic book geeks.

You guys get dressed up,
you go to conventions.

No nerd goes to a convention

unless I'm working IT support--
only reason I'm there.

[laughter]

At the top here,
if you're smart

and socially awkward,
you're a dork.

And if you're socially awkward
and obsessed, uh,

you're a stalker.

That's how that works.

- Oh!

- Because I'm a nerd,
I love charts.

I love a chart that explains
a whole thing in one chart.

Here's what's gonna happen

if you're making
microwave popcorn.

Here's the number
of edible pieces on the Y-axis,

and on the X-axis is the time.

You're at one minutes,
two minutes,

no pieces have popped,
very quiet in the microwave.

At some point
above two minutes,

you don't know where,
all pieces are popped,

all pieces are burnt.

- [laughs]
It is so weird.

- Right?

The bag is on fire,
the smoke alarm is blaring,

and your house will stink
for at least a week,

at least a week.

- That's so true.

- Some of my charts I can't
explain why they're true.

I just know from experience
this is what's gonna happen.

Here's the locker room
at my gym.

I am the blue dot.

I walk in.
I start to get changed.

The minute I get
all my clothes off,

12 guys walk in,

and this is
where their lockers are.

- That is so true.

- It defies statistics.

Sometimes,
statistics sounds scary,

but it's not when you look
at it from a different angle.

When I first got married,

I heard 44% of marriages
end in divorce.

That's a scary number.
Think about that.

40--my wife and I are like,
do we stand a chance?

Think of the other side.

If 44% of marriages end
in divorce,

you know what that means?

56% of marriages end in death.

- [laughing]
Till death do us part.

- Those are the two ways
that marriages end, folks.

If you're married,
enjoy it now.

It does not end well.

And that's it for me.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

- * You might think
I'm crazy *

* But I don't even care *

* Because I can
tell what's going on *

- I love him.

- That was fantastic.

- Thank you.

* *

- The uniqueness--you're going
to be remembered as the guy

who presents his act
as a PowerPoint presentation.

- Yeah.

- And to deliver it
that way is kind of very now

because I think
this is amazing.

* *

- Thank you.

That means a lot coming
from you, Howie.

It really does.
- I know.

[laughter]

- I mean,
that was definitely different.

I love that you came with
your TV and all your charts,

and I mean,
you had me in stitches.

- Thank you.

- I thought it was brilliant,
your charts, you, your energy.

- Thank you.

- I had the best time.
- Oh, good.

* *

- Simon?

- I didn't get it.

[audience booing]

Well, everyone else did.

- You laughed a little bit.

- Anyway,
and I don't like PowerPoints,

so that put me off.

Look, it's subjective.

You don't have
to like every act.

- Why don't we vote?

I'm gonna give you
your first yes.

- Thank you.

- Howie?

- I don't know if you
can see the chart I drew.

You can either
go to the bottom--no,

I'm not going there.

You get a yes.
- Oh, thank you, Howie.

* *

- Simon?

- No.

[audience booing]

- I'll get you next time.

- So it's all
up to Sofía Vergara.

- I...

- [audience chanting]
Sofía, Sofía, Sofía!

- I really
don't need all this pressure.

I was just gonna say yes.

- Thank you, Sofía.

- Three yeses.
You're moving on.

* *

- Thank you.

Next time, Simon.

Bye-bye.

* *

- Aww.

- Let me give you a statistic.
- Yes.

- You needed
three yeses to advance.

- That's all I needed.
- That's all you need.

- All right.

- Coming up...

- Hey,
how's everybody doing tonight?

- You gave me goosebumps.

- No.
Oh!

- This is one of those
auditions I'll never forget.

- Let's hear it
if you got some talent.

[cheering]

- Where you guys from?
- Wichita, Kansas.

- North Carolina.

- I'm from Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania.

- Are you ready?
- Oh, goodness.

- * In the moments
when I hear my voice *

- But we here now,
doing big things around here.

- And where are you from?
- I'm from Oxford, Michigan.

- I'm from Michigan.
Oh, my goodness.

- Hi, bro.
- Hi.

- I'm about to go on stage.
- Oh, really?

- Yeah, I'm really excited.
I'm a little nervous, though.

- You'll be okay, though.
- You got this.

You're gonna do great.
- Thank you, Mom.

- * When the night is over *

* Out of all the places
I could choose *

- All right,
here we go, folks.

Here we go.

- * Only you, feel you just
below the surface, darling *

- Hello.
- Hi.

- And what's your name?

- My name is Ava Swiss.

- That's a great name,
Ava Swiss.

Is that your real name?

- My full name is
actually Ava Swieczkowski,

but Swieczkowski is
way too long, you know?

- Got it.
And where are you from, Ava?

- I'm from Oxford, Michigan.
- Okay.

How old are you?

- I'm 18.

I'm a senior
at Oxford High School.

- Okay, now I'm gonna guess--

I've been
pretty good today--singer?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- And what is the song
you've chosen and why?

- So I chose the song
"Remember" by Lauren Daigle.

- I chose the song because...

Uh, back on November 30th,
my brother and I

were a part
of the Oxford school shooting,

and we've lost four
of our students,

and seven others were injured,
one of which was a teacher.

Um...

- And how are you coping
with everything,

with life itself after that?

- It's been hard.

I mean,
I remember my brother and I,

we were talking to each other,

and we said there's no way
we were ever stepping foot

back in a school,

but we've actually been
in person in school

for about two months now,
so things are getting better.

- Wow, so...

are you telling me
that music in some form

has been kind
of like a therapy for you?

- Yeah, um,
it definitely has been.

When I sing it,
I remember the good.

I remember my community,
my family,

just the love, and I remember

that it's all there for me,
and...

it'll help me get
to where I need to be.

And so that's why
I'm so grateful I'm able

to be here today,
and I can share it

with more people
than I ever thought I could.

- Well, you're
a very special person, Ava.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Do you want some water
or anything before you start?

- I'll be good, I think.
- You sure?

- Yeah.

- We're rooting for you.
Good luck.

[cheers and applause]

- She's gonna do great.
She's gonna do great.

[Lauren Daigle's "Remember"]

- * In the darkest hour *

* When I cannot breathe *

* Fear is on my chest *

* The weight
of the world on me *

* Everything's crashing down *

* Everything I had known *

* When I wonder
if I'm all alone *

* I remember *

* I remember *

* You have always
been faithful to me *

* I remember *

* I remember *

* Even when my own eyes *

* Could not see *

* You were there,
always there *

* *

* I can't stop thinking about *

* I can't stop thinking about *

* I can't stop thinking about *

* Your goodness *

* Goodness *

[wild cheering]

* I remember *

* You have always
been faithful to me *

* I remember *

* I remember *

* Even when my own eyes *

* Could not see *

* You were there *

* Always there *

* With me *

* *

- Wow.

[wild cheering]

[Calum Scott's
"You Are The Reason"]

* *

- Yes, whoo!

* *

- Wow.
- [chuckles]

- How does that feel?

- Amazing.
[laughs]

- Yeah, good for you.
- I mean, it was amazing.

Even more amazing over here.

- Yes.
- Wow.

* *

- You know, in life,
it's tough to show up,

especially after going
through incredible trauma.

The fact that you
can break through that

and shine the way
you did today

is so inspirational
for every human being.

So you really,
you really shine.

That was wonderful.
- Thank you, thank you.

* *

- I mean, you are incredible.

Wow, you have pipes,
and that's just so special.

- Thank you.

* *

- I mean,
you took my breath away.

You sound beautiful.

I thought the song
that you picked was perfect.

You were not just singing,

you were, like,
showing us your feelings,

and it gave me goosebumps.

[cheering]
- Yes, yes, look at that.

- All right, listen,
I think you are gutsy.

I really, really do.

I mean, for me,
this is one of those auditions

I'll never forget.

I really have
so much respect for you.

And on top of that,

you've got a great voice.

You're somebody
who I'm so happy to have met.

I mean, that's the one thing
over the years on this show.

We've just met
the most extraordinary people

every single year,
and now we've just met you.

Amazing.
- Thank you, thank you.

- * And swim every ocean *

- You know what comes next,
the next part?

Okay, let's start with Howie.

- Yes.

- Heidi?

- Definite, definite,
definite, definite big yes.

- Thank you.

- Can't wait to see you again.
Yes.

- I think you got
about 4,500 yeses over here.

- Thank you.

[wild cheering]

- * Come back,
I need you to hold me *

* You are the reason *

- Thank you so much.

- * Come a little closer *

* I need you
to hold me tonight *

- What a great person.
- She is amazing.

* *

Aww.

- * I'd climb every mountain *

- She was good.

[gasps]
Very good.

- I'm so proud of her voice,
but just of who she's become.

- Yes.
- She's a beautiful person.

- * 'Cause I need you *

* To see *

* That you are the reason *

- Welcome to "AGT".

Who came today
with their bestie?

- "AGT"!

- "AGT"!
- I love it.

[both giggling]

- What are you
most nervous for?

- Probably seeing Simon Cowell.
- [laughs]

- My name is Trey.
- My name is Sierra.

And we're a dancing duo.
- That are best friends.

- * You're my best friend *

- Who would have thought
little Trey who came into--

- Little 4'5" Trey.
- [laughing]

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Who would have thought

you would end up being
my best friend?

[both laughing]

- I got a picture of that too.

- You did?
- Yeah.

- Are you guys ready
for another act?

- Do you think
we'll get a standing ovation?

- I hope so.

- Remember that one competition
your dad stood up,

and he was like,
"Hey!"

It was so cute.
- Yeah.

I wish he was here
in the audience to see it.

- I know.

- My dad was one
of my biggest supporters.

We used to always watch
"America's Got Talent,"

and he would say like,
"I definitely could see you

on there,
and one day you'll get there."

- We're so close.

We're literally backstage.
- Right.

- We're here for fun...
- Yeah, we are.

- But we are here to win too.
- Yeah.

- And a standing ovation
would nice.

- Oh, yeah,
that would be nice too.

- And yeah...
- Oh, not maybe.

[laughs]

- * You're my best friend *

- Love you, bestie.

[cheers and applause]

[Queen's
"You're My Best Friend"]

- Hello, hello.

- Hello.

- Who are you?
- My name is Trey.

- And my name is Sierra.
- Where are you guys from?

- We're from Maryland.
- And you're here to...

- Dance.
[laughter]

- How do you know each other?

- We dance
at the same dance studio.

- And how old are you?

- I'm 16.
- And I'm 17.

- If you were a fruit...

what would you be?

No, I ask this
question all the time.

both: Um...

- I'm kidding.

- You guys seem like you guys
are very good friends.

- Oh, yes.
- We're best friends.

- Aw, that's amazing.

Do you think that you can win
"America's Got Talent"?

- Yes.
- Maybe.

both: We hope so.

- Okay, this is very exciting.

You guys look great.
Go ahead.

- Thank you.

- All right, it's time.

Aww.

- 16 and 17,
I would have not have guessed.

[Calum Scott's "Heaven"]

* *

- * I used to count
the stars in the sky *

* Now I count the ones
in your eyes *

* I used to think
that my paradise *

* Was somewhere waiting
on the other side *

* But you, ooh, ooh *

* Take me higher
than I've been *

* Got me
questioning everything *

* I knew, ooh, ooh *

* 'Cause nothing
compares to you *

* So tell me why,
what good is life *

* If we're all just waiting
to dance in the sky? *

* I'm already there,
here in your eyes *

* We climb the gates
every time *

* That you lie down
next to me *

* I rest in peace *

* They say it's better,
but how could that be? *

* If everyone had
a love like us *

* They wouldn't call
that place above "Heaven" *

* Nothing comes,
nothing comes close to this *

* Lookin' up, lookin' up
even if it exists *

* My heaven is on your lips *

* So tell me why,
what good is life *

* If we're all just waiting
to dance in the sky? *

* I'm already there,
here in your eyes *

* We climb the gates
every time *

* That you lie down
next to me *

* I rest in peace *

* They say it's better,
but how could that be? *

* If everyone had
a love like us *

* They wouldn't call
that place above *

* Heaven *

[wild cheering]

[Rachel Platten's
"Stand By You"]

- * Hands,
put your empty hands in mine *

* And scars, show me
all the scars you hide *

* And hey,
if your wings are broken *

* Please take mine
till yours can open too *

- Thank you!

- * 'Cause I'm gonna
stand by you *

- Sierra, Trey,
that was amazing.

I thought it was so beautiful.

It was all
about your bodies together

doing this amazing dance.

I loved it.

* *

- There's so many dance couples
that come onto the stage,

and it's kind of the same,
the same, the same.

I feel like you guys
really brought some new moves.

I loved it.

* *

- I'm gonna be
totally honest with you.

I love the coordination,
your synchronicity,

but I just think it
was lacking crispness for me.

It was a little
loosey-goosey at times.

[audience booing]

- I really like you two,
but what I want to know,

was the dance a story,
or am I missing something?

* *

- It was a story, yeah.

* *

- In 2018,
my dad passed away unexpectedly

from a massive heart attack.

- It's okay.

* *

- The love that I felt
from Trey the day I came back

in the studio after my dad
passed away is the same amount

of love and support I feel now,
if not even more.

[cheering]

- That's the thing, we always
try to be there for each other,

so in this dance,
we tried to represent that.

But it's not just
the boy lifting the girl,

it's us catching each other.

We're always there
for each other.

- Oh, you can tell.

I think it shows how close
you are when you're dancing.

You can see it.
You can feel it.

- Yeah, exactly,
but I felt more than that.

I felt
this wasn't just two people

kind of like thrown together.

They really do--I mean,
you are close friends,

You can see it.
It's amazing.

I love that.
- Beautiful.

- I love friendship.
I don't have many friends.

Would you be my friends?
- Yes, of course.

- Yes, we will be your friends.
- Yes.

- Yes.

[laughter]

- So we're gonna vote
for you now.

What did you think, Heidi?

- It's a yes from me,
of course.

both: Yes!

- I love you guys.
I love you.

- Yes, thank you.

- I am gonna have to say yes.

* *

Howie, what did you think?

- You're really good,

and there's
obviously something here,

but I don't think
you're ready for this stage.

It's got to be a no from me.

- Okay.
[audience booing]

- Simon?

- I have two new friends
for life.

Yes.

[wild cheering]

* *

- * I'm gonna stand by you *

* *

- Thank you so much, bye.

* *

- Ah.
I really like them together.

I like them together a lot.

- Go celebrate tonight!
all: Yeah!

- Coming up...

- Let's see
what's gonna happen.

- No, no!

- Eww!

- Oh!

- Ah!

[all screaming]

- Oh, my God!

- * I am not a stranger
to the dark *

* "Hide away," they say *

* "No one'll
love you as you are" *

* When the sharpest
words wanna cut me down *

- Back when I was
in high school, you know,

I just felt so, so different
than a lot of the other people.

- * I'm gonna send a flood,
gonna drown 'em out *

- And, you know,
they've tried to fit me

into that cookie cutter
category

of a specific type
of performer.

But "America's Got Talent,"
it's not like that,

so it's really cool
to be here,

where I get to express myself
to the fullest,

so I'm very thankful to be able

to be myself here
in "America's Got Talent."

- * This is me *

- Walk in.
You got this, my man.

- * Oh-oh-oh-oh *

* Oh-oh-oh-oh *

- Oh, my God.
- Wow.

- What's your name?
- My name is Auzzy Blood.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Are you from Australia?

- No, I'm not from Australia.
I'm from Las Vegas.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

- Tell me about you.

You look
very interesting, Auzzy.

- Well, thanks.
That means a lot.

I'm a sideshow freak.
- Good.

- I basically like
to endanger my life

for other people's
entertainment

to show other people

you can truly accomplish
anything you put your mind to.

[cheers and applause]

- Inspirational and dangerous.

- Okay,
what got you into this, Auzzy?

- Living in Las Vegas,
you see Fremont Street,

all the people
going out in costumes,

dressing up,
doing all the different acts,

and it was kind of like,
"I could do this."

And I love sideshow,
"Ripley's Believe It or Not!"

"Guinness Book
of World Records."

That's just something
I grew in love with.

- But you want to be main show
not sideshow, I presume.

- Yeah.
- And you think you could win?

- I think I have the potential
to win just because I push

my limits farther
than a lot of other people do,

and hopefully you'll enjoy
a lot of that today.

- Let's see
what's gonna happen.

- All right,
let's have some fun.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat swing music]

- No, no.

- What is going on?

- Oh.

[audience screaming]

- Ah!

* *

- Oh!
Do not try this at home!

* *

- Oh, my God!

* *

- Hah!

* *

- Oh, no, it's a curved one.

- No, no.

- Where is this going?

[all screaming]

* *

Eww!
- Oh!

* *

- Whew!

- Oh.

That can't be good.

[suspenseful music]

No, don't do it.

- What are you doing?

- He's showing us
that it's real.

- It is real.
- But he's just showing us.

* *

[audience groaning]

* *

- Oh, no!

[all screaming]

* *

- Whoo!

* *

[wild cheering]

- I'm gonna need a volunteer
to come up.

- Not me.

- [crowd chanting]
Howie, Howie, Howie!

- Howie.

Come on.

- That's not a volunteer--
- Come on.

- Oh, I don't want to.

* *

- Howie, Howie!
- Oh, my God.

- I wouldn't wanna go now, you?

- No.

- Come close.
Don't be shy.

- I won't.
- Don't do it.

- Let's go.
What you gon' do?

- I'm gonna get down,
all right?

You're gonna come real close.
- All right.

- I'm gonna position
the sword just like this.

- All right.

- You're gonna hold on
to the end.

- Don't push harder
than that, okay?

- Okay, all right.

- If you push harder than that,

we're probably
perforating something.

- Okay, what--what--
- Ay, no.

- So here we go.

Now you're gonna do
it all yourself.

- No!
- Oh, man.

He's gonna freak
Howie out, huh?

- No.
- Yes!

- Oh, no!
- Put it up to my lips.

- Okay.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

- Ah!
- I'm gonna throw up.

- No, just, Howie, concentrate.

- Oh, it's stuck.
Something's stuck.

- Oh, it's stuck.

- [laughs]

- I feel like
I'm touching things.

[audience exclaiming]

* *

I can feel it.

- [strained laugh]

- Up, Howie!
- Out, out.

- Whoo!

He did it,
ladies and gentlemen!

- I'm gonna throw up.

- Ta-da!

[upbeat music]

- I could feel the--
I could feel stuff.

- How's everybody feeling?
- Sick.

[laughter]

- I was touching the things

that I shouldn't
have been touching.

- You were feeling maybe, like,
the chicken he had for lunch.

[laughter]

- I don't eat meat,
so not chicken.

- Let me ask you a question.

If you were to go
into the next round,

what would we see next?

Because I have
seen that before.

- How about next time,

we break a world record
on television?

- Yes.

- I can definitely
make that happen.

- Okay.

Howie?

- I actually,
besides being disgusted,

I'm disgusted and entertained.

- Yeah.

- You are like
the Beetlejuice of sideshows.

- Yes!

- And for that,
I'm gonna give you a yes.

- That means so much.
Thank you!

- Heidi?

- I love you.

- Thank you, Heidi.
- You're a real showman.

Definite yes.
- Thank you.

- Sofía.

- I feel like I wasn't supposed
to be looking at this act.

But it was fun.
- Thank you.

- And I thought
it was very dangerous,

so I'm gonna say yes.

- Congratulations.

You are through
to the next round.

- Whoo!

- * How you like me now? *

* How you like me now? *

- Thank you.

- * How you like me now? *

- I mean, we've never
seen one that's curved.

Imagine that thing going--like,
where does it poke on the side?

- Auzzy Blood, you did it, man.
- Ahhh!

- Oh, my God.
- Was that real?

- Imagine living
with someone like that.

- * How you like me now? *

* *

- Oh, here we go, folks.

- Yeah!
You guys look amazing!

Now, Simon,
if you were a fruit,

what fruit
would you be and why?

- A plum.
- A plum?

- Why a plum?

- They're underrated and juicy.

[laughter]

- Ooh, ooh, ooh.

- He said before
that he wanted to be a mango.

He wanted
to be tropical like me.

- I can change.
- Well, I would be a grape.

I feel very, you know,
like several grapes

all tied together.

You know what I mean?
[laughter]

All right,
are you guys ready?

[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

- [laughs]

- Oh, look at--
a basket of Simons.

- Let's have some
of your plums.

- Who'd like a plum?

- * Tutti frutti, oh, rooty *

* Tutti frutti, oh, rooty *

- Thanks, Simon.

- All right, here we go.
Three, two...

- They're all gone.
- One.

- * Tutti frutti, oh rooty *

* A wop bop b-luma
b-lop bam bom *

- Hello, who are you two?

- My name is Caroline.
- And I'm Max.

- And where are you from?

- I'm from Boston,
Massachusetts.

- And I'm from Montreal,
Canada.

[cheers and applause]

- And what will you be doing
for us today?

- We're actually performing
a duo aerial straps act.

And actually, I don't know
if you guys remember,

but I already know you guys
from Season 12.

- I remember you, yeah.

- I was assisting my husband
with his roller ball act.

- I am giving you
your fourth yes.

- And now he's assisting us
on the winch.

- Hi.

- Jonathan and I have
swapped roles essentially.

For me,
it's a way for me to prove

that I'm able to perform
as my own act with Max.

- So you'll be flying
around with him,

and your husband
is operating the winch.

- Yeah.
- Sounds dangerous.

- We like to think
that it's a calculated risk.

I mean--
[laughs]

- And what is the dream
for you?

- So if we win,
we would open our own show.

We want to be able to promote
our art to the world.

So that's the act
that we're presenting today.

- We have seen a lot
of these kinds of acts before.

Why is your one different?

- We've spent an entire year
creating all

of our own original sequences,

and also, the way
that we will perform this act,

I think
you will find it different

than ones you've seen before.

- Good.

- Good luck to you.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- Yay!

[Klergy's "Will You Fight?"]

* *

- * Your time has come *

* Oh *

- Whoa.

* *

* Oh *

* Don't let it bring you
to your knees *

- They're not hooked
into anything!

- * Oh *

* When nothing's as it seems *

* Oh *

* Will you run *

* Or will you fight *

* When the war comes *

* *

* Oh, oh, oh *

* Oh, oh, oh, oh *

* Who will you become *

* When the war comes *

* *

* Oh *

* Will you run *

* Or will you fight *

* *

[tense music]

* *

[audience screaming]

- * Will you run
or will you fight *

[wild cheering]

- I've never seen that before.
- Bravo!

- * Oh, I've been shaking *

- That's incredible.

- * You take all
my inhibitions*

* Baby, there's nothing
holdin' me back *

- Sofía?

- That was, like, sexy,
and mysterious.

I wanna see more.

- Thank you so much.
- Incredible.

- You were two stories
in the air

without a net,
just hanging on with your life.

That was so dangerous,
so exciting.

That was amazing.

- I loved it too.

It was like
a fighting scene in a movie.

The music,
the two of you--I loved it.

Bravo.
- Yes.

- What did you think
of the act, Simon?

- Well, yeah, I mean,
look, I like the act,

but I find their story
really interesting as well.

I just want to clear this up.

So you auditioned before
with your husband?

- Correct.

- He's the one
now pulling the rope.

Did you effectively dump
your husband for a new partner?

- [laughs]
No, it's nothing like that.

We're really,
really, good friends

and my husband is amazing
at winch operating.

- But he's not
really part of it, is he?

- Uh...
[laughs]

- What can he do
that your husband cannot do?

- Oh, my God.

- Ooh!

- That's where
I was sort of getting to.

- My husband's specialty
is not aerial.

- Oh, right.

- Yeah.

- Can we meet your husband?

- * You take me places
that tear up my reputation *

- He's so cute.

- * Baby, there's nothing
holdin' me back *

- Well,
they're both good-looking.

- Very good-looking too.
- Very good-looking.

- She's married to a guy

with the same hair
as you, Simon.

- That's what I mean,
very good-looking.

[laughs]

- Well, I'm gonna give you
your first yes.

- Thank you.
- Simon?

- It's a yes.
- Thank you.

- What about you, Sofía?
- Yes.

- Thank you, thank you.
- You have three yeses.

- You have four yeses!

- * Baby, there's nothing
holdin' me back *

* *

* Oh, whoa *

* *

- Thank you.

- Thank you guys
- Thanks.

- * Oh, whoa *

- That was great.

- That was amazing.

- That's the best aerial--
- I think so too.

Since I've been here,
that's the best.

- * Baby, there's
nothing holdin' me back *

- Coming up...

- You guys want
to see some talent?

- What is going on?
- Watch the camera.

- You're gonna hurt yourself.
- Terry!

- No, no, no!
- Stop, stop, hey!

- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi, mama!

- Freaking out.
- I'm excited.

I'm so, so excited.
- Don't worry, you're good.

Okay?

[upbeat music]

- Unh, mm!

- Unh, unh, unh.
Oh, you keep hitting me.

- Hi, how are you doing?
- Hi.

I'm Terry.
What's your name?

- Debbii.
- Debbii.

- Okay, here we go.
Stand by for the next act.

- Is Eric coming by tomorrow?

- Not tomorrow,
probably next week.

- I bet you he's taller.
I haven't seen him in a year.

- He now gets the show as well,

so he gets a kick out of it,
yeah.

- So what's the ultimate goal?

- Win "America's Got Talent,"

and finally come
out of my shell,

and show the world
this is what I like to do.

- I'm with you.

If you need me for anything,
just holler.

- All right, thank you.
- All right, thank you so much.

Go out there
and make it happen.

* *

- Hi.

- Hello, how are you?

- I'm good.
How are you?

- You look very confident.

- Really?
I'm so nervous.

- What's your name, please?
- Debbii Dawson.

- And where are
you from Debbii Dawson?

- I live here in LA.

- Okay, now...

[cheers and applause]

Are you going to sing tonight?
- Yeah.

- How did you know?
- Been doing this a while.

- Tell me about you, Debbii.
I want to get to know you.

- Basically, music is just,
like, everything to me.

It's more than like a hobby.
It's my legacy.

- What do you mean by that?

- My grandfather,
actually, in India,

he taught himself
how to play the organ

by drawing on the concrete
with charcoal like a keyboard,

you know, taught himself,
and that's how

he taught my dad,
and my dad taught me so...

- Interesting.

So they were
professional musicians?

Yeah, so my dad immigrated
here from India.

Went to college here.
- Yeah.

- One of the practice rooms,

he heard someone playing piano,

and it was my mom...

- Cool.
- On the piano, so yeah.

They fell in love...
- Are they here today?

- No, they're not.
They couldn't make it.

- That's not a good sign.

- They're in Minne--
[laughs]

- Don't say that!

- If the parents don't turn up,
that's not a good sign.

- Don't listen to him.

- It's a good sign.

- Well, it is.

Okay.

Would you say this is one
of the most important nights

of your life?

- Definitely yeah.
- And they're not here.

- [laughs]

- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.

- Okay, Debbii,
what is the dream?

- The dream would
for this not to be a dream

and for it
to just be my reality.

- Okay.
- Oh, wow.

- That's beautiful.

[cheers and applause]

- Okay, well look,
this is for mom and dad

who aren't here
and for you Debbii.

Good luck.
- Thank you.

- * Friday night
and the lights are low *

["Dancing Queen"]

* Looking out
for a place to go *

* *

* Where they play
the right music *

* Getting in the swing *

* You come to look for a king *

* And when you get the chance *

* *

* You are the dancing queen *

* Young and sweet *

* Only seventeen *

* You can dance *

* You can jive *

* Having the time
of your life *

* Ooh, see that girl *

* Watch that scene *

* Digging the dancing queen *

* Looking out for another *

* Anyone will do *

* You're in the mood
for a dance *

* Oh *

* And when you get
the chance *

* *

* You are the dancing queen *

* Young and sweet only *

* Seventeen *

* See that girl *

* *

* Watch that scene *

* Yeah *

* Digging the dancing queen *

[wild cheering]

- Wow, beautiful.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Debbii Dawson.

- Oh, too bad your mom
and dad were not here.

- Yeah, well, they really
missed out today, trust me.

- You know, the way you sound,
it's so sweet and soothing.

You really do have
a star quality.

- Yeah.

- There's something about you.

I wouldn't mind listening
to your voice all day long.

I mean, it's amazing.
I love it.

* *

- It was beautiful,
what you just did.

I wish sometimes you
would look up a little more

because I want to see you.

I mean, you're gorgeous,

and your voice is
as gorgeous as you are.

- Thank you.

* *

- I'm with what
everybody else said.

I really liked the fact
that you've taken one

of the most well-known
pop songs of all time

and literally made it
your version.

I'm gonna remember
this audition,

and I'm really,
really, really happy

that you've auditioned
on this show.

* *

We're gonna vote.
Howie, let's start with you.

- Yes!

[ABBA's "Dancing Queen"]

- Heidi!
- Ahh--yes!

- Sofía.
- Yes.

- Thank you.
- You now have four yeses.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.
Thank you guys.

- * Having the time
of your life *

* Ooh, see that girl *

- Are you gonna
phone your mum and dad?

- Yeah.
- Can we phone them with you?

- Yeah, they would love that.

* *

- Come down here.

- They better answer.

- Get 'em on FaceTime.

- What are their names, Debbii?

- David and Sharon.

- Hello?
Dad, I'm FaceTiming.

Can you turn your video on?

[laughter]

- Here, hand me the phone.

Look, I'm gonna put it
right up my mic.

- No, they wanna see you.

- Call you back.
- Hi.

No, don't call back, hi.

[laughter]

David, this is Howie.

Your daughter just sang.

She blew the roof
off the place here.

- Why are you not here?

- [laughs]
She told me not to come.

[laughter]

- Debbii!
You didn't tell us that.

My gosh.

Just send her mom
and dad under the bus.

- Yeah, totally.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- A special thanks
to our partners at Sonic

for providing another year
of the backstage oasis

we all know and love

as the Sonic Glowasis.

Here's more
of our favorite moments.

- Boom, that's it.
I have four yes.

It's amazing.

- It went better
than I could have expected.

- I love you, bestie.
- I love you more.

- I feel like
that didn't just happen.

- It was so nice
to get amazing feedback

on something that you've
worked so hard on.

- It's like a one breath act.

You go-- [inhales]
- Yeah.

And then you go-- [exhales]
when it's over.

- This is just awesome,

a dream come true for us.

- Yes, it's magic.

- So, so incredible
and so surreal.

- I completely found my oasis
as a performer.

- I did it.

- Be yourself,
and who knows,

maybe you'll end up
on "America's Got Talent."

[ocarina plays]

- We got one act left.
How we feeling?

- These are very juicy.
- More tangerine?

- Yeah.

- Where are you?

- He's, like,
the most complicated man.

Put the peel in a plate.

- Wow, here I am.

Ha-ha!

- * Baby,
you're so delicious *

- My name is the Big Apple,

and I'm a stand-up comedian
from New York City.

You know me, you love me,
you can't live without me.

Hey, what's up?
How's it going?

That's right.

I've been doing
stand-up comedy my whole life.

I mean, it's who I am.

It's down to my core.

You're looking red,
and you're looking delicious.

I think that I can win
this entire competition

because I am an apple.

And who doesn't like

a beautiful
Red Delicious apple?

You've lived your whole life
for this moment, Big Apple.

You got this.

Honestly,
this performance could

really change my life forever.

If I won a million dollars,
I would donate it to charity

because that's what
people always say on this show.

But honestly,
I would just keep it.

- Here we go, here we go.

- * Baby,
you're so delicious *

- That a cherry?
- It's an apple.

- Hello.

- Hey, how's
everybody doing tonight?

It's me, the Big Apple.
Hey!

- Okay, so you are the...

- Big Apple!
Come on, Simon.

What do you think I am?

- Okay, why are you here,
Big Apple?

- I'm here to prove
that "AGT" stands

for Apple's Got Talent, Simon.

Come on now.
Hey, yeah.

- Simon, ask him that question
you ask a lot of the acts.

- Okay, if you were a fruit...

[laughter]

What would you be?

- Honestly, Simon,
if I had to answer you that

truthfully,
I would rather be a pineapple.

- Aww.

- It's like the sexier version

of an apple, you know?

- Yeah.
- Right.

Okay, I'm not
gonna say anything else.

Good luck.

- Aw, thank you, Simon.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, yeah.
Hello, hello, everybody!

My name's Big Apple!

At least,
that's what they call me.

But I think that it's a little
insensitive,

don't you think?

I mean how would you like it

if they called you fat Howie?

[audience groans]

You know what I mean?

It doesn't feel too good,
does it?

- No.
- But you know what?

It doesn't matter.

I'm a bad apple.
You know what I mean?

You see me in the club?

Yeah, that's what
they call a forbidden fruit.

[chuckles]

[buzzers]

- Hey, don't be a crab apple.
Come on now.

Hey, you know what they say...

[audience booing]

An apple a day

keeps the doctor away, hey?

Well, I don't think that's too
fair for us apples, you know.

What if I, you know,
need to see a doctor?

[buzzer]

They're all away.
They're always away.

- Get him off of there!

- Was wondering if you guys--
is there a doctor in the house?

- Hit it, Simon!
- Simon?

- No, seriously,
I don't feel so good.

[audience booing]

- Here we go.
Here we go.

- Simon, make it stop!

[buzzer]

- I don't feel so good.

Oh, God, please.
- Aww.

- What is this?

- I just need to see a doctor.

I don't feel good.

- Really?

- [groaning]
- What is happening?

- Uh-oh.

- [groaning]

- Oh, my God.

- It's a worm.
- It's a worm with a--

- Ahh!

[all shouting]

- Sethward!

- It's me,
Sethward the worm.

- No!

[cheering]

- What are you doing here?

- Hey, it's me!
- What is wrong with you?

- Watch the camera.
- I'm a worm.

- Watch the camera.
- No, no, no.

- Watch the camera.
- No, no, no, no.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

- Thank goodness I got
out of there alive, am I right?

[laughs]

So you guys, uh, you guys
want to see some talent?

- Yes, yes.
- What is going on?

- I'm actually quite
an accomplished dancer.

You want to see?
- Yeah, we want to see.

- No.
- Okay.

Let me get up.

It's kind of hard
for worms to get up.

I don't know if you know this,

but they don't have
any arms or legs.

- Help him.
- Okay, all right.

- [grunts]

- You okay?
All right?

- Help him.
He's losing stuff!

- [laughs]
So funny.

- [grunting]

- Wait, wait, wait, ho--
- Wait!

- He's gonna lose his worm.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- There he goes.
- Terry, do you wanna dance?

- Why not?

- I know how to do the worm.
- Yeah.

- Ah!
[grunts]

- Oh!
- [grunting]

- I'm not like that.
I don't know how to do that.

- [babbling]
- Okay, I think it's time.

I think it's time to go.

I think
we gotta get out of here.

All right, come on.
- Terry, Terry!

- No, no!

[all screaming]

- Oh, no.

[laughter]

- * Dancing in the moonlight *

- Stop, stop, stop!

Hey!

- Sick!
You're sick!

[laughter]

- * Everybody's dancing
in the moonlight *

* Dancing in the moonlight *

* Everybody's feelin' warm
and bright *

* It's such a fine... *

- Oh, my God.

- * Everybody's dancing *

* In the moonlight *

- Oh, my God.

That was the best end.

- Yeah, literally.

Oh, God, I mean,
what am I saying?

Sorry.
Hope you had a good time.

Thank you so much.
Bye, everyone.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

* *