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[ Wind Howling ]
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[ Thunder Crashing ]
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[ Crows Cawing ]
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♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ]
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[ Women Moaning ]
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[ Woman Laughing Maniacally ]
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[ Laughing Continues ]
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Hey.
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Who's there?
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Hey!
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Hello?
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You're not supposed
to be down here,
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whoever you are.
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♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ]
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♪♪ [ Continues ]
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♪♪ [ Fades ]
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[ Woman ]Dance with me, Jack.
[ Gasps ]
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Don't creep up on me
like that.
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You almost blew
a fuse in my pacemaker.
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Don't be afraid.
I'm just a lonely girl
looking for a dance.
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You're not supposed
to be down here.
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I won't tell if you won't,
Jackie boy.
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I haven't heard that name
in 30 years.
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There was a girl--
Wait a minute.
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Who are you?
It's been a long time,
Jackie boy.
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- Did you miss me?
- It can't be you.
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You're dead.
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- I watched you die.
- And now I'm going
to return the favor.
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Mary--
[ Gasping ]
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[ Electricity Crackling ]
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Mama said I'd be
a heartbreaker.
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[ People Applauding ]
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♪♪ [ "La Bamba" ]
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[ Mouths Words ]
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[ People Applauding ]
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Okay, now, to officially
open up the new gym,
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I'd like to call upon
our principal,
Mr. Weatherall.
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As I look around me
at this beautiful...
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and groovy
new gymnasium,
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I thinkthis puts to rest...
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all those ghostsat Hamilton High.
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[ Chuckling ]
The strange noises,
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the mysterious
earth tremors,
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the-the vanishing students--
these are all in the past.
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Even the sudden
and unexplained fire...
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which destroyed part of
this very gymnasium...
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couldn't keep us down.
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Look around.
Everything's cool, man.
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[ Chuckling ]
And so it's an honor--
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Thank you.
And so it's an honor...
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to officially reopen
the gym for our new year...
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here at Hamilton High School!
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[ Gasps ]
[ Girl Screams ]
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Everybody just stay calm.
Stay in your seats.
Everything's all right.
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Just relax.Nothing serious.
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All right, all right.
Nobody get excited.
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No casualties.
Hit it!
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[ Man ] "While our soulsstill have wings,'tis our duty to fly."
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Robert de Cauchy, poet.
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"You're spending the summer
with me, or else."
Sarah Monroe, girlfriend.
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Girlfriends come and go,
man, but best friends
are forever.
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That's why we got
to hit the road.
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With the rest of
the homeless mental patients.
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Hi.
Sarah, nice
to see you.
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You want to help us
plan our trip?
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What happened to summer
at the farm, you and me
getting back to nature?
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I haven't really decided yet.
I don't know, Alex.
That sounds pretty exciting.
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Then why don't you
let Alex decide?
Okay, what'll it be?
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Freedom and
the wide-open road...
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or 50 acres of cow pies
in the hot sun?
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Alex!
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Come in.
[ Alex ] Hi, Miss Richards.You wanted to see me?
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Oh. Yes.
Hello, Adam.
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Alex.
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I've just been going over
your quarterly review.
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- Um, I'm passing, aren't I?
- Oh, yes. Passing.
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And I suppose that's enough.It's not as if you're planningto go to medical school, is it?
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- It says here
you're going to--
- Medical school.
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I don't think so.
Your average is 71,
and that's not going to cut it.
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From what I can see,
you're just not
a great student, Adam.
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You don't know how
to sacrifice yourself
for your goal.
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- I-I could learn.
- How far are you willing
to go to succeed, hmm?
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I don't know. As faras I have to, I guess.
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You guess.
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Perhaps you need to
reevaluate your goals.
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There are other options--
building maintenance,
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groundskeeping,
professional food services.
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- You mean, like a cook?
- Not all of us can be
doctors, Adam.
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The world needs
ditchdiggers too.
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Have a nice day.
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- Hello.
- I'd like that back, please.
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What?
I'd like that back.
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It was for my boyfriend,
the one who was supposed to
be spending the summer with me.
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Oh, come on, Sarah.
You know how stubborn
Shane is.
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Just say no.
He's not a drug.
He's my friend.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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I'll tell him
next time I see him.
I promise.
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This is great.
I should still
take it back.
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You probably don't even
know what day it is today.
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Thursday?
I knew you wouldn't
remember our first--
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First anniversary.
Yes.
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Yes! And...
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I have a special
surprise for you too.
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Oh, do you?
Mm-hmm.
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I'll pick you up
at 7:00...
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for a romantic
candlelight dinner.
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Um, have you got
any more ketchup?
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Hmm?
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Alex, what's wrong?
You haven't said a word
since we left the drive-thru.
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[ Sighs ]
Well,
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I had a meeting today
with Miss Richards.
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She told me
with my grades,
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I should forget about
medical school and start
learning how to flip burgers.
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What does she know?
She's just a guidance counselor.
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I'm tired of being average.
I'm tired of playing
second string.
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Do you know
how tall I am?
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5' 10".
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Do you know that's
the national average?
I looked that up.
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You know what size shoes I take?
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Size nine. Did you know
that's the national average?
I looked that up too.
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I also looked up
the rest of my life.
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I'm gonna get married
by the time I'm 25,
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have 1.9 kids,
move into a two-story house
on a street named after a tree.
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I live on a street
named after a tree.
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I just want something
different right now.
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While my soul
still has wings,
I want to fly.
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Okay, fine.
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You go on your little
trip with Shane, okay?
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I didn't want you to come
to the farm with me anyway.
That's not the point.
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I just--
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Look, never mind. I--
I don't want to start
fighting again tonight.
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We're not fighting.
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Well, I gotta study
if I want to pass
that biology exam tomorrow.
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Good plan.
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Can I stop
and get my books?
Sure.
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Just, um, drop me home
on the way, okay?
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We are fighting,
aren't we?
Please?
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Mr. Russell?
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Anybody?
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Great.
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[ Exhales Forcefully ]
[ Doors Creaking ]
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Mr. Russell, you in here?
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[ Locks Click ]
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[ Woman Laughing Maniacally ]
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Huh?
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[ Gasps ]
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Relax.
It's only a high school.
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Hello?
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Hey, there, all you
high school ghosts.
It's just me.
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Alex Grey.
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Average student,
5' 10",
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size nine shoes.
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Just a regular, average
high school student...
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here at Hamilton High.
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[ Woman Moaning ]
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Whoa!
[ Gasping ]
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What?
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Kiss me, Alex.
Mmm.
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[ Both Moaning ]
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- I must be dreaming.
- Dream on.
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[ Moaning Continues ]
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♪♪ [ "Star-Spangled Banner" ]
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[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]Good morning, students.
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Homeroom will beginin five minutes.
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Please reportto your classes now.
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Oh--
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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What did you do
last night?
[ Toilet Flushes ]
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Grey, what the hell
are you doing?
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Just, uh, checking
my teeth. I didn't
floss this morning.
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Better check your brain
while you're at it.
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[ Clicks Tongue ]
Nice dress, fag.
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[ Phone Dings ]
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[ Phone Numbers Beeping ]
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[ Line Ringing ]
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Hi, Mom.
Whoa. Mom?
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Mom, I'm fine.
Yeah, listen, Mom--
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No, Mom.
Don't get Dad.
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Mom, no.
Mom, don't get--
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Hi, Dad.
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No, Dad--
No, Dad, really. I'm fine.
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What-- What's that?
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Oh, the car.
Yes, the car's fine.
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No. Listen, Dad,
what happened was
we were out late, and, um--
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Hey, man, we gotta go.
We gotta fly like a bird.
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All right, Shane.
I'm coming.
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That was Shane.
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That's where I am now--
at Shane's.
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Yeah. Okay, so, I'll bring
the car home right after
school. Is that okay?
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All right, then.
Okay.
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Bye, bye.
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Trouble at home too?
Yeah. Hi.
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Uh, nothing serious.
No big deal.
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I'm sorry
about last night.
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I brought you these.
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Oh!
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Thanks!
Gee, I thought
you'd be mad at me.
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I don't get mad.
I bake.
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Let's not ever
fight again, okay?
Yeah.
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Settle down!
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Come on.
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[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]Today's inter-school chess clubtournament has been canceled.
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Club members are askedto report to the libraryand play with themselves.
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I'm tellin' you, man.
We could be on a couple
Harleys right now...
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sailing
across the country.
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Instead, we're stuck
in this stupid library
breathing book dust.
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Stop.
Go back.
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Who's that?[ Shane ]1957.
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"Prom Queen Mary Lou Maloney's
young life tragically cut short
by fire at Hamilton High."
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[ Scoffs ]
Nice finish.
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Yeah.
I'll be right back.
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I-- I got to go
to the can.
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All right, you zombies,
now sit down and shut up.
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I know you all
realize the importance
of this exam.
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It'll determine
your grade structure
for the rest of the semester.
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As if you're gonna
make it that far.
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But anyway, we studied
all this in class,
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so if you can dig your minds
out of rock videos
and smoking dope,
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then maybe this
won't be terminal.
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But some folks might
find it a challenge.
Wouldn't you say, Dr. Grey?
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Always up
for a challenge, sir.
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[ Mary Lou ] Hello, Alex.
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You wanna write
that test...
or what?
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[ Fly Unzips ]
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- What?
- [ Bell Dings ]
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Time's up, delinquents.
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Are you feeling all right?
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[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]Attention girls'weight lifting team.
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A clinic on facial hairremoval will be heldin the east gym,
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and attendance ismandatory.
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Alex, wait!
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- [ Groans ]
- [ Groans ]
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[ Groans ]
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Grey, you're always
gonna be second string.
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Let's go.
[ Laughing ]
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I like your strategy,
Alex.
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It'd help if they
divide the teams evenly.
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I mean, Andrew's
got all the best.
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- All right!
We're gonna get these guys.
- We've got--
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Ready, break!
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I don't know what we got,
but we're gonna need a miracle.
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00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:26,801
[ Mary Lou's Voice ]Alex, can you feel me?
Yes.
244
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,988
What?
Nothing.
Let's go.
245
00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:38,178
[ Shouting Signals ]
246
00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,380
Hut! Hut!
247
00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:46,453
[ Mary Lou's Voice ]You can do it, Alex.
248
00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:52,276
- All right.
- [ Mary Lou's Voice ] Alex, look out.
249
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,432
- Yeah!
- [ Cheering ]
250
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,040
You know, if that'd
been a real game,
251
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:26,176
I'd have kicked your butt.
Oh, lighten up,
Mr. President.
252
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,447
[ Woman Over P.A. ] Andrew Douglas, report to the office, please.
253
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,449
Your motherbrought your lunch.
254
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,719
Boy, you're lucky
this time, but I'll be
seeing you around.
255
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:41,559
- Well, I'll wear cologne.
- [ Cheering ]
256
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,534
Tough luck,
Dr. Grey.
257
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,558
Hmm?What the hell--
258
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,647
Uh, Mr. Walker.See anything you like?
259
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:24,101
What is going on here?
That depends.
260
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,386
What do you want?
261
00:23:26,455 --> 00:23:30,891
Young lady,
I don't know what
you think you're doing here,
262
00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:35,112
but let me assure you,
you're in a lot of trouble.
263
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,731
How about some of this?
264
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,868
So tasty and hard
and firm.
265
00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:42,903
And it just melts
in your mouth.
266
00:23:42,972 --> 00:23:45,372
I'd like to know
who the heck
you think you are.
267
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,191
I'm Alex's new girlfriend,
268
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,344
and you have
a bad attitude.
269
00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,830
[ Screaming ]
270
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,543
[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]Attention, Mr. Marley'sdriver's ed students.
271
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:10,013
Due to yesterday's car accident,classes will be canceleduntil further notice,
272
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,050
and services for Mr. Marleywill be held on Thursday.
273
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:19,990
Hello?
274
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,062
Mr. Walker,
are you in here?
275
00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:44,648
The poor thing.
He didn't stand a chance.
276
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,000
Hi!
277
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,320
Whoa.
You're real?
278
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,572
Did you miss me?
279
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,360
I can't think of anything
but you. It's like
you're everywhere--
280
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:59,629
in the classroom,
on the football field,
in the newspaper.
281
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,216
My prom picture.
282
00:25:02,284 --> 00:25:05,769
I always hated that.
It makes me look fat.
283
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,222
No. No, that was
Mary Lou Maloney.
She's dead.
284
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:12,543
Don't say "dead."
It sounds so final.
285
00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,163
Yeah, right. Um--
286
00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:18,798
Listen, have you seen
Mr. Walker
anywhere around here?
287
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:21,502
I wanted to talk to him
about a test I wrote.
288
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:25,890
You mean this one?
Excellent!
I thought I flunked this.
289
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,442
You did.
290
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:31,328
Wait a minute. That was
you on the football field,
wasn't it?
291
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,281
And in the locker room.
292
00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:39,036
You did all this
for me?
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
293
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:42,706
[ Chuckling ]
Wow. You're the real
Mary Lou Maloney.
294
00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:46,410
In the flesh,
more or less.
295
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,079
This is getting
very weird.
296
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,887
Oh, no.
It's cool, Alex.
I did it for love.
297
00:25:56,955 --> 00:26:00,140
Oh, no. People saw me
come in here, and they're
gonna think I did it.
298
00:26:00,209 --> 00:26:04,310
Not if you
hide the body.
I can't do that.
299
00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,438
Huh?
300
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,094
Can I?
301
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:26,133
[ Alex Grunting ]
302
00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:35,275
[ Grunting Continues ]
303
00:26:47,623 --> 00:26:51,658
Okay. All right.
Everything's gonna be okay.
304
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,997
Right. I just stuffed
my dead biology teacher
into a cupboard.
305
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,201
This is not a good day.
306
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:10,326
[ Bell Ringing ]
307
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,867
Okay.
308
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,691
Hidey-ho, buckaroo.
Geez.
309
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:44,645
Rough day
at the office?
What do you mean by that?
310
00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:47,714
I mean, you take
all this school crap
too seriously.
311
00:27:47,783 --> 00:27:52,118
It's a joke.
None of us are getting
out of here alive.
312
00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:55,088
What?
It's the nuclear age,
man.
313
00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:57,891
One bomb-- good-bye.
Shut up, Shane.
314
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,394
When I go, I want it
to be on my parents'
white living room rug.
315
00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:04,480
Shut up, Shane.
And I want it to be
really messy.
316
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:08,986
Shut up, Shane.
And I want it to be
the maid's day off.
317
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,991
Shut up.
318
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,419
[ Sighs ]
Yoo-hoo!
319
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,821
Doesn't anyone just
say hi anymore?
320
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,190
Okay. Hi.
What's this for?
321
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,977
- Go in there. You'll see.
- Leah, I'm really not in
the mood for this right now.
322
00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:54,681
Don't be a dork.Just go.
323
00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:58,102
- [ All ]
Surprise!
- Hi.
324
00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:01,021
"Hi"? That's it?
325
00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:03,690
Do you like the sign?
Me and Sarah made it.
326
00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:05,909
It's great, muffin,
but I don't get it.
327
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,845
See? I told you
he didn't know yet.
328
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,414
The bio test.
You got a perfect score.
329
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:16,369
Congratulations, Alex!Ha, ha. We're real proud of ya.
330
00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:20,190
- How did you find out?
- Oh, your teacher,
Mr. Walker, called.
331
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,493
- [ Moans ]
- See, Alex, you'd be surprised what you can do...
332
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,362
if you really set
your mind to it.
333
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,515
[ Mother ]We're having all your favorites.Your dad's doing his specialty.
334
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:32,853
My world-famous
banana splits.
♪ Ta-da ♪
335
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:38,558
♪♪ [ Rock On Radio ]
336
00:29:45,434 --> 00:29:48,235
So what happened to you
this afternoon? I waited
for almost half an hour.
337
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,987
Oh, I'm sorry.
Something came up.
338
00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:56,159
- Like?
- Nothing important.
339
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,433
Pull over, Alex.
340
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,869
What's wrong?
Just pull over.
341
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,713
Sarah,
what are you doing?
342
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,848
You've been looking
at your watch
all night, Alex.
343
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,118
If you didn't want
to be with me,
you just had to say so.
344
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,720
'Course I want to be
with you. Why do you have
to be insecure all the time?
345
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:28,091
I'm not being insecure.
I'm being realistic.
346
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,294
Do you still
love me, Alex?
347
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,429
Of course I do.
348
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,700
You never say it
anymore.
349
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:41,772
Sarah, ju--
350
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,107
Just get back
in the car.
351
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:47,677
Thanks, I'd rather walk.
352
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:49,796
Sarah--
353
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,384
Sarah,
don't do this.
354
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,436
Sarah!
355
00:31:56,364 --> 00:31:59,098
♪♪ [ "Doo-wop" ]
356
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,850
[ Mary Lou Moaning ]
357
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:26,442
♪♪ [ Woman Vocalizing ]
358
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:42,058
♪ That first night when I met you ♪
359
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,762
♪ I knew things would be fine ♪
360
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:49,299
♪ I'd have your love forever ♪
361
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:53,269
♪ And the last kiss would be mine ♪
362
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:58,792
♪ The last kiss Will be mine ♪♪
363
00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:51,844
[ Mary Lou Gasping ]
364
00:33:54,483 --> 00:33:57,651
[ Screaming ]
365
00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,992
[ Climactic Grunts ]
366
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,848
The doctor is in.
367
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:40,459
Do you think
anybody will find him?
368
00:34:40,528 --> 00:34:43,029
Stop worrying about it.
Besides,
369
00:34:43,098 --> 00:34:45,565
who's gonna miss
another science teacher?
370
00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:48,368
I think we have to set
a few ground rules.
371
00:34:48,437 --> 00:34:51,138
Um, firstly,
372
00:34:51,206 --> 00:34:53,973
you've really gotta
stop killing people.
373
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,975
But I did it
for us.
374
00:34:56,044 --> 00:34:58,562
That's not the point.
Just--
375
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,314
just don't do it
anymore.
376
00:35:01,383 --> 00:35:03,750
Secondly,
you've really gotta stop
calling my house.
377
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:07,887
[ In Voice Of Mr. Walker ]
But we're all so proud
of Alex here at Hamilton High.
378
00:35:07,956 --> 00:35:10,740
Stop it!Look, I'm warning you.
379
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,426
If anybody finds out
about us, it's over.
You got that?
380
00:35:13,495 --> 00:35:16,245
You're mad at me,
aren't you?
381
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,417
Well, no, I guess not,
but--
382
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:25,855
We shouldn't get mad
at each other, Alex.
It's not healthy.
383
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:31,194
Do you love me?
384
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,930
I said,
do you love me?
385
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:38,551
Yes.
Good.
386
00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,810
Andrew! Get over here!
Come on!
387
00:35:54,936 --> 00:35:57,437
Yeah, Coach?
Andrew, take a seat.
You're out of here.
388
00:35:57,506 --> 00:35:59,605
What?
Yeah, Grey.
Come on. Let's go.
389
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:02,509
Grey?
Yeah. Okay, Grey.
390
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,777
Do your stuff, buddy.
Come on!
391
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,819
[ Whistle Blows ]
392
00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:14,888
[ All ]
Break!
393
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,095
Holy--
394
00:36:26,701 --> 00:36:29,519
Down! Set! Hut, hut!
395
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,561
[ Breathing Heavily ]
396
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,583
[ Crowd Cheering ]
397
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,538
♪♪ [ Pep Band ]
398
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,342
Whoo!
399
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:10,026
[ All Chanting ]
Alex! Alex!
Alex! Alex!
400
00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:14,530
[ Chanting Continues ]
401
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:20,403
So you finally
did it, huh?
You sold out...
402
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,873
and joined the rest
of these yuppies-in-training.
403
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,875
What?
Look at this.
404
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,528
The honor roll
just went up.
405
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,847
Oh, no.
406
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,384
[ Computer Beeping ]
407
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,503
Number one?
408
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:42,875
That friggin' little jerk broke into the system.
409
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:48,598
I will fry his butt
and have his teeth
for earrings.
410
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,267
Hello. It's Miss Richards
in Guidance.
411
00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:54,103
Very well, thank you.
And you? Lovely.
412
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:57,807
Could you have Mr. Walker
come to my office
right away?
413
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,376
He's not? Well,
where is the fat--
414
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,244
When do you
expect him back?
415
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,781
Not at all today?
No. Never mind.
416
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:08,718
I'll handle this myself.
Thank you. Damn.
417
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,184
Excuse me.
418
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,304
Look at those nails!
419
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:31,307
That's not a manicure.
That's a massacre.
420
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:34,743
Somebody help me!
Stop!
421
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,649
Lady,
let go of me!
422
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:44,720
Oh, no. I think
you need the full
treatment.
423
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:47,139
- What's going on?
What is this?
- Shh.
424
00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,158
Just sit back
and enjoy.
425
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:52,061
Let me out
of this thing!
426
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,815
- What's that smell?
- Nothing.
Just battery acid.
427
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:58,100
Battery acid?
428
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,003
Relax.
You're soaking in it.
429
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:04,290
[ Screaming ]
430
00:39:18,139 --> 00:39:20,623
[ Gavel Pounding ][ People Talking ]
431
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:25,161
Order! Yo, shut up!
432
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:28,047
[ Talking Ceases ]
Thank you.
433
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,834
[ Clears Throat ]
This is
the inaugural prom,
434
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,954
the first dancesince the gymhas been reopened.
435
00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:37,673
It should be
important!
436
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:41,077
My idea is that
we have Prom Aid...
437
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:44,563
and raise the moneyto save the rain forests.
438
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,968
We can decorate the gym
with big paper trees
and all sort--
439
00:39:49,036 --> 00:39:51,437
Wait a minute.
You're gonna make
the trees out of paper?
440
00:39:51,506 --> 00:39:53,889
[ Girl ]And we'll print upa whole bunch of flyers.
441
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,108
Am I the only one
that has a problem
with this?
442
00:39:56,177 --> 00:39:58,645
- I have a problem.
- I know.
443
00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:01,881
Case closed. Is there any more old business?
444
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:06,035
Okay. On to new business.
445
00:40:06,087 --> 00:40:08,972
- I have the cost report for--
- The new business...
446
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,175
is that I've got
something that affects
the whole school,
447
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:15,245
and it's really starting
to tick me off.
448
00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,914
It's the rule that says
the football team...
449
00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:21,534
has to let anybody onwho wants to play.
450
00:40:21,602 --> 00:40:24,604
But that doesn't
include dweebs,
451
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,705
dorks and geeks.
452
00:40:26,774 --> 00:40:30,326
- Well, we won our last game.
- That was a fluke.
453
00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:33,296
I move that we hold
tryouts right away.
454
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:36,065
Who exactly
is going to arrange
these tryouts?
455
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,735
Coach, of course.
456
00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:42,722
You got a problem
with that, geek?
457
00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:44,924
Not really.
Good.
458
00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:46,926
All in favor?
[ All ]
Aye!
459
00:40:46,995 --> 00:40:49,445
What's the matter?
Don't you want to play?
460
00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,431
Yeah, but I'd also
like to live.
461
00:40:51,499 --> 00:40:53,716
[ Sarah ] Well, I am not going to vote on this.
462
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,119
You're an idiot,
Andrew.
You really are.
463
00:40:56,187 --> 00:41:00,573
I'm also majority.
Motion passed.
464
00:41:00,641 --> 00:41:02,908
[ Woman Over P.A. ]Alex Grey to home ec, please.
465
00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:06,011
Alex Grey,please come to home ec.
466
00:41:13,288 --> 00:41:15,371
Mary Lou?
467
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,213
Mary Lou.
468
00:41:43,618 --> 00:41:45,618
[ Screams ]
469
00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:50,356
[ Grunting, Gasping ]
470
00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,360
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
471
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,730
Hi, honey. Welcome home.
472
00:41:57,799 --> 00:42:01,600
I don't want
any friggin' pie!
473
00:42:01,669 --> 00:42:03,836
I told you to stop
killing people.
474
00:42:03,904 --> 00:42:06,171
Alex, it wasn't
a person.
475
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,240
It was a guidance counselor.
476
00:42:09,877 --> 00:42:13,712
Why me? Huh?
Why me? Why are you
doing this to me?
477
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,482
Do you want to be average
your whole life, Alex?
478
00:42:16,551 --> 00:42:18,501
Yes! Yes!
479
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,803
Right about now,
average would be
just great.
480
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:24,207
Just a nice, normal,
average, everyday guy.
That's me.
481
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,759
Mr. Average.
482
00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:29,845
You want average, Alex?
Call Sandra Dee.
483
00:42:43,744 --> 00:42:45,828
Math.
484
00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,381
Math-- No, that's--
That's Tuesday.
485
00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:52,952
So, it'll be history first--
486
00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:55,471
No, English, then history.
487
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,606
[ Sighs ]
When's lunch?
488
00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:02,111
Man, did you hear
what happened on
the football field?
489
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,665
- What did they find?
- Andrew and his gestapo..
490
00:43:06,735 --> 00:43:09,569
cut a bunch of us
from the team.
491
00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:12,471
Yeah, that's too bad.
492
00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:15,775
Oh. I had forgotten.
You're a big star now.
493
00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:19,278
What about Leonard
and the rest of the geeks?
What are we supposed to do now?
494
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:23,282
You don't even like football.
I don't know why you went out
for the team in the first place.
495
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:27,253
Where's your head?
I did it for the same reason
I took swimming lessons...
496
00:43:27,321 --> 00:43:29,922
and joined Boy Scouts--
497
00:43:29,991 --> 00:43:32,658
because you and I
were best friends.
498
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,300
What's wrong
with you, man?
499
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:44,303
Shane, I don't have time
for this bull.
500
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:47,507
[ Sighs ]
Alas, poor Alex.
501
00:43:47,575 --> 00:43:49,509
What a dork!
502
00:43:49,577 --> 00:43:53,328
Sarah, wait.
I just want to talk to you.
503
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,597
You're talking.
504
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:58,034
Look, you don't understand
what's going on.
505
00:43:58,102 --> 00:44:01,704
I understand that
you disappear after school
every night.
506
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:04,106
That you won't say where you're going or what you're doing.
507
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:07,744
I'm trying really hard
to hate you, Alex.
508
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,929
But I can't.
509
00:44:09,998 --> 00:44:13,949
You're too important
to me, Alex. Please, won't you
tell me what's going on?
510
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,721
I can't. Not yet.
511
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:22,041
Then I guess we have
nothing more to say.
512
00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:24,844
Oh.
513
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:28,047
I'm very impressed
about the honor roll.
514
00:44:28,116 --> 00:44:30,883
I guess you don't have
to settle for second string
anymore.
515
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,345
Come here, young man.
516
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,715
I want to talk to you.
517
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,717
This just came
in the mail today.
518
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,703
Do you have any
explanation for that?
Hmm?
519
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,041
Oh, I'm real proud
of you, kid.
520
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:58,143
I knew you could do it
if you just dug in. Huh?
521
00:44:58,212 --> 00:45:00,580
Thanks, Dad.
It-It really wasn't
that hard. Trust me.
522
00:45:00,648 --> 00:45:02,982
Oh, you're a chip
off the old block.
523
00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:05,050
Okay, ready?
524
00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:11,407
[ Mother ]Surprise![ Father Chuckling ]
525
00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,293
Whoa.
526
00:45:14,361 --> 00:45:17,095
That's for the trip you and Shane want to take next summer.
527
00:45:17,165 --> 00:45:19,114
Oughta get you
across the country
in one piece.
528
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,601
I just want you to know
that I was against this.
Here.
529
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,673
The jacket!
The best part.
530
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:35,731
Cool.
531
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,301
♪♪
532
00:46:05,879 --> 00:46:07,813
You're not
exactly Elvis.
533
00:46:07,881 --> 00:46:11,767
Hey, get out of here!
Why are you always sneaking
around, anyway? Scram!
534
00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:23,912
Hi, Dad.
Alex.
535
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:26,182
Can I talk to you
a minute?
536
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,154
Sure, Dad.
What's up?
537
00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:37,293
Well, probably
none of my business,
538
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:40,529
but, uh, we invited
Sarah over tonight...
539
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:42,698
for the surprise.
540
00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:46,302
She said she couldn't come.
Sounded pretty upset.
541
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:49,605
You two fightin'?
Kind of. Well, it's--
542
00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:54,226
Just... you know.
I know what's
goin' on.
543
00:46:54,295 --> 00:46:56,528
There's another woman,
isn't there?
544
00:46:57,849 --> 00:47:01,133
Don't worry.
I won't say anything.
545
00:47:01,202 --> 00:47:05,354
Just be careful, that's all.
There's some real
man killers out there.
546
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:09,725
Believe me.After 20 years of marriage,
547
00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,127
I've had plenty
of opportunities.
548
00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:14,263
Plenty of them.
549
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,498
I just, uh,
550
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,984
never did anything
about it, that's all.
551
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:23,489
Those kind of girls,you just fool around with themonce and then they turn on ya.
552
00:47:23,558 --> 00:47:26,191
They rip your heart out,
show it to you,
553
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,393
and then they dance
all over it
with their spiked heels...
554
00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:30,729
and then ram it
down your throat.
555
00:47:30,798 --> 00:47:33,349
[ Chamber Clicking ]
556
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:35,851
Take it easy, Dad.
557
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,504
[ Bell Dings ]
558
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:49,031
Must be some fight.
559
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,033
I've never seen you bake
so many cookies.
560
00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:53,035
I don't think I've ever
been this mad before.
561
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:56,238
Look, why don't you
give Alex a call.
It can't be that bad.
562
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:59,491
No, I am not
giving in this time.
563
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,896
You know what the worst part is?
I am miserable here,
baking my face off,
564
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:07,332
and Alex is probably
someplace having
the time of his life.
565
00:48:10,604 --> 00:48:13,238
Miss Richards,
566
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:16,942
you asked me once
how far I was willing to go
to be successful.
567
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,081
Any more questions?
[ Grunts ]
568
00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:44,587
Hey, butt head.
569
00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:46,572
You talking to me?
570
00:48:46,641 --> 00:48:48,824
Of course I'm talking
to you, moron.
571
00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:51,394
What are you doing out here?
What's with the shovel?
572
00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:55,013
Just dropped one of my
contact lenses. Wanted to see
if it was out here.
573
00:48:55,082 --> 00:48:58,300
Maybe you lost it during
your flashy little show
the other day at the game.
574
00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,303
You were moving
like a star.
Yeah, well, you know.
575
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:05,758
There's only one star
on this team, butt head--
the captain, me.
576
00:49:05,826 --> 00:49:08,427
You got that?
Back off.
577
00:49:08,496 --> 00:49:10,429
Just remember
what I said.
578
00:49:10,498 --> 00:49:13,465
Stay in your place
and everything's gold.
579
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:16,235
Yeah, and what if
I don't?
580
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,807
The price of gold drops.
581
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,842
Is that you, Collins?
582
00:49:27,515 --> 00:49:29,582
Okay. Let's see what you got.
[ Alex ] No!
583
00:49:29,650 --> 00:49:31,584
Shut up.
Don't catch the ball.
584
00:49:37,424 --> 00:49:40,809
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Thud ]
585
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,282
- Touchdown!
- Oh, no.
586
00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:50,820
Not again. Mary Lou, look,
I know you're doing what
you think is best here,
587
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:54,323
but I can't keep up
with you anymore.
588
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,441
I bet you could learn,
Daddy-o.
589
00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:58,928
I don't want to learn.
Look, this is it.
Forget it.
590
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,631
This is the last stiff.
Why don't you go back
to wherever you come from...
591
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:05,050
and find yourself
a nice dead guy
and settle down?
592
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,036
But what about
our relationship?
What relationship?
593
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:11,707
You kill them; I bury them
in the football field.
Not your basic boy-meets-girl.
594
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:15,310
What about this?
595
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,180
No, that's it.
It's over.
596
00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:21,300
- Alex!
- [ Wind Gusting ]
597
00:50:21,369 --> 00:50:24,236
Alex![ Wailing ]
598
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,526
Alex! Alex!
599
00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:38,567
Alex!
600
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,694
Women!
601
00:50:48,762 --> 00:50:52,064
[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]Attention Students. Today isMrs. Melanoma's last day...
602
00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,066
as cafeteria cook.
603
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,669
She's returning to her old jobat the Hamiltontoxic waste dump.
604
00:50:56,737 --> 00:50:59,138
So let's all wish hergood luck.
605
00:51:02,844 --> 00:51:06,778
Excuse me.
Oh, come on, Sarah. You're not
still mad at me, are you?
606
00:51:06,848 --> 00:51:09,448
[ Mock Chuckle ]
Mad? No.
607
00:51:09,516 --> 00:51:12,384
Hurt, pissed off,
furious? Yes.
608
00:51:12,453 --> 00:51:14,386
But no, I'm not mad.
609
00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,138
I thought we had a deal.
I thought we weren't
gonna fight anymore.
610
00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:19,842
We did.
You broke it.
611
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,346
Sarah.
612
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:26,582
Alex, get up.
Please?
613
00:51:26,650 --> 00:51:30,619
Please, please, please?
If you're not still mad by prom,
I'd like to take you. Please?
614
00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:33,805
Sorry.
Leonard Welsh
already asked me.
615
00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:37,158
- Leonard Welsh?
- [ All ]
Leonard Welsh?
616
00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:42,565
I haven't said yes yet.
617
00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:46,101
Yes!
[ Students Cheering ]
618
00:51:53,493 --> 00:51:55,477
All right, all right.
Quiet now.
619
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,813
Now, I don't want any laughing...
620
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,815
or fooling around.
621
00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:02,817
This is a very serious subject,
622
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,886
and we're all adults here.
623
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,058
So, we can talk
openly and freely about...
624
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:12,327
sex.
625
00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:17,098
So, let's watch the film
now, shall we?
626
00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,768
Bertram, lights, please.
627
00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:36,518
Her name doesn't matter.
628
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,120
Let's call her Jane Doe.
629
00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:41,557
She was oncealive and vital.
630
00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,875
Young, and full ofthe freshness of beauty.
631
00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:46,462
But now she lies here,
632
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,431
cold and stiff.
633
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,869
Dead. A victim
of social disease.
634
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:58,757
She was just 18when she came to the big city.
635
00:52:58,826 --> 00:53:01,710
But her years on the farmhadn't prepared her for...
636
00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:04,179
anything like this.
637
00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:08,199
Pardon me, sir.
I was wondering
if you could help me.
638
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:10,703
I just got off the bus
from Memphis,
639
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,271
and I was looking for
a place to stay.
640
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:17,826
Well, little lady,
I'm sure we can find
something for you.
641
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:20,946
[ Narrator ]For Jane Doe,it was already...
642
00:53:21,015 --> 00:53:22,965
too late.
643
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,633
She slippedinto a nightmare world...
644
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:28,854
of parties, liquorand loose morals.
645
00:53:28,923 --> 00:53:32,458
I just love champagne.
646
00:53:32,526 --> 00:53:34,994
And I love you.
[ Giggling ]
647
00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,479
And I love you.
648
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,048
And I love you.
649
00:53:43,037 --> 00:53:45,253
And I love you, Alex.
650
00:53:48,842 --> 00:53:52,945
I don't give up that easy.
651
00:53:53,013 --> 00:53:56,699
You're mine,
and I want you back.
[ All Chanting ]
652
00:53:56,767 --> 00:54:00,369
[ Chanting Continues ]
653
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,460
Leave me alone!
654
00:54:09,863 --> 00:54:12,664
Back to your seat,
Mr. Grey.
655
00:54:12,733 --> 00:54:16,201
[ All Cheering ]
656
00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:27,196
Alex Grey?
Yeah?
657
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,998
I'm Detective Meyer.
This is Detective Kovacs.
658
00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:33,768
You play football
with a 17-year-old
male Caucasian...
659
00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,770
named Andrew Douglas?
660
00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:37,772
Sort of.
661
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:41,943
1711. Missing persons.
Could have been foul play.
Probably drugs.
662
00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:44,996
Have you had contact
with him over the last
48 hours?
663
00:54:45,065 --> 00:54:47,332
Contact? Uh--
664
00:54:47,401 --> 00:54:49,635
No, sir.
Uh, Andrew and I,
665
00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:52,504
we weren't really
that close.
666
00:54:52,573 --> 00:54:55,240
Enemies?
No, I didn't, uh--
667
00:54:55,309 --> 00:54:58,443
I didn't say "enemies."
I just--
668
00:54:58,512 --> 00:55:01,096
We never, you know,
hung out together.
669
00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:06,752
All right.
If you, uh,
hear from him,
670
00:55:06,821 --> 00:55:08,754
just give us
a call, will ya?
671
00:55:08,823 --> 00:55:11,523
Okay.
Hope you find him.
672
00:55:15,162 --> 00:55:18,496
"Enemies."
Write "enemies."
673
00:55:22,269 --> 00:55:24,869
[ Tires Squeal ]
[ Horn Honks ]
674
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,767
I was wondering--
675
00:55:48,529 --> 00:55:51,296
I was wondering exactly
what color your dress
was gonna be...
676
00:55:51,365 --> 00:55:54,466
so I would know what style
of corsage would best
suit you for the prom.
677
00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,139
Well, um, Leonard,
678
00:56:01,509 --> 00:56:05,577
I haven't actually decided
if I'm even gonna go.
679
00:56:05,646 --> 00:56:08,613
You mean, you haven't
exactly decided if
you're going with me.
680
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,769
- No, Leonard.
- That's all right.
That's all right.
681
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:16,638
I assumed you'd feel
this way, and that's why
I've made up this proposal,
682
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,992
which is a projected series of events which would occur on the evening of the prom.
683
00:56:21,061 --> 00:56:23,962
Perhaps it might make
your decision process
a little easier.
684
00:56:24,031 --> 00:56:26,515
I would pick you up at 8:15.
685
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:30,635
There would be seven minutesof dialogue with your parents--getting to know me and so forth.
686
00:56:30,704 --> 00:56:33,271
We would leave for the prom
at 8:23,
687
00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:35,707
but I've allowed
a 10-minute grace period...
688
00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:37,776
in case your parents
want to take photos
of the event.
689
00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:41,113
And then with the 20-minute drive to the prom,
690
00:56:41,181 --> 00:56:43,114
we would arrive
at 8:53.
691
00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:46,851
Which leaves us
an extra seven minutes
for anything.
692
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,642
If you want gum,
we have seven minutes.
693
00:56:56,730 --> 00:57:00,114
[ Alex's Voice ]In the caseof a sexual haunting,
694
00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:04,753
exorcism can only occur
with the sacrifice
of a human soul.
695
00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:08,506
[ Mary Lou's Voice ]Alex.
696
00:57:08,575 --> 00:57:11,225
Alex.
697
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:46,444
[ Voices Cheering, Chanting "Alex" ]
698
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,323
[ Groaning ]
699
00:58:03,664 --> 00:58:07,448
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Groaning ]
700
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,138
[ Gasping ]
701
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,888
Alex! Wake up.
Shane's on the phone.
702
00:58:29,956 --> 00:58:32,574
Are... you gonna
yell at me again?
703
00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:35,076
Yes.
Get out of here.
704
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,801
[ Man ]
It's right this way.
It's right over here.
705
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,188
They were supposed to be
re-sodding this whole field.
706
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:56,331
- Is that Andrew Douglas?
- What's left of him, yeah.
707
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,135
What else have you got?
A teacher.
He's all cut up.
708
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:04,740
And, uh, I found chunks
of food inside of him.
709
00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:09,127
Fruit.
What kind of fruit?
710
00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:13,097
Bananas, cherries--
You know, fruit.
711
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,168
Anything else?
No.
712
00:59:17,237 --> 00:59:20,988
Oh, yeah. Miss Richards.
She's been burnt or something.
713
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,592
That another teacher?
Nah.
Just a guidance counselor.
714
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:28,062
All right. Wrap 'em up
and take 'em to the deli.
715
00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:34,836
School sure has changed
since I was a kid.
716
00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:43,010
Why didn't you
come to me before?
717
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:47,281
Maybe we could have
stopped this before
it went too far.
718
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:50,585
You know what the really
scary part about it is?
719
00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:54,356
I think I've started
to like it.
720
00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:59,411
I mean,
I made the honor roll.
721
00:59:59,479 --> 01:00:04,882
I got popular.
I got a motor bike.
722
01:00:04,952 --> 01:00:09,821
And all I had to do
was dig a few holes
and boff a ghost.
723
01:00:09,889 --> 01:00:12,290
[ Chuckles ]
It was easy.
724
01:00:13,793 --> 01:00:15,760
Why don't we leave
right now?
725
01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,996
Just hit the road
and never come back.
726
01:00:18,065 --> 01:00:21,466
We could be in Mexico
before anybody
even misses us.
727
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,619
[ Sighs ]
What do you say?
728
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,762
[ Doorbell Chiming ]
729
01:00:56,369 --> 01:01:00,038
[ Opening, Closing Patio Door ]
730
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:07,963
Hi. Is my brother here?
731
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:11,198
Yeah.
He's sleepin' out back.
Come on in, Leah.
732
01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,542
Mum and Dad arereally worried.
733
01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,644
Usually, at least,
he calls or something.
734
01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:27,849
Well, Alex
is having uh,
some problems.
735
01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:30,351
What kind of problems?
736
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:35,807
Uh, well, sometimes
people take a little
vacation from reality.
737
01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:38,860
You mean, you think
Alex is crazy?
738
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,246
No, not exactly crazy.
739
01:01:41,315 --> 01:01:45,517
He's kind of more, uh--
740
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,171
Just a couple of sandwiches
short of a picnic.
741
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,240
You know what I mean?
742
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:57,044
Poor Alex.
Will you help him, Shane?
743
01:01:57,113 --> 01:02:00,531
Well, I'll try.
744
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,135
You're really growing up,
aren't you, Leah?
745
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:07,288
You're really
a good friend, Shane.
746
01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,474
You really have
a big heart.
747
01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,959
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
748
01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,661
Wanna see it?
What?
749
01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:16,464
- [ Tearing Sound ]
- [ Screaming ]
750
01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:18,449
[ Screaming Continues ]
751
01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,673
[ Alex ] Shane!
752
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:29,460
[ Mary Lou ] I told you I don't give up easy, Alex.
753
01:02:29,529 --> 01:02:33,397
He was my best friend.
Well, he's a rumor now.
754
01:02:33,466 --> 01:02:37,035
You don't need friends.
You don't need family.
755
01:02:37,103 --> 01:02:39,738
All you need to do
is love me.
756
01:02:39,806 --> 01:02:42,207
[ Breathes Heavily ]
"Family."
757
01:02:42,276 --> 01:02:45,360
See ya later, alligator.
758
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:47,411
No-o!
759
01:02:48,582 --> 01:02:50,715
[ Brakes Screeching ]
760
01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:11,069
[ Screaming ]
761
01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:16,741
[ Officer ]The name's Shane Taylor.
762
01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:19,377
Why am I betting
he went to Hamilton High?
763
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,748
Are those the parents?[ Officer ]Uh, yeah.
764
01:03:23,816 --> 01:03:26,451
They positive I.D.'d
a suspect leaving the house.
765
01:03:26,519 --> 01:03:30,888
Alex Grey.
And he had blood
on his hands.
766
01:03:30,957 --> 01:03:33,274
Alex Grey had blood
on his hands. You got
Alex Grey's statement?
767
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,046
You're idiots. It's right here.
"Asked about his relationship...
768
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:42,033
with missing personalities,
Grey replied, 'We weren't
close friends.'"
769
01:03:42,102 --> 01:03:44,369
He knew he was dead.
He was already using
the past tense.
770
01:03:44,438 --> 01:03:46,371
Get a squad car over
to his house immediately.
771
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,406
I want him in custody
within the hour.
772
01:03:48,475 --> 01:03:50,475
Give me your coat.
773
01:03:51,545 --> 01:03:53,561
Give me your coat!
774
01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:00,551
We don't need
to look at this.
775
01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:02,620
[ Door Creaks ]
776
01:04:04,724 --> 01:04:08,226
[ Door Closes, Footsteps ]
777
01:04:22,676 --> 01:04:26,410
[ Snoring, Sighing ]
778
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:42,393
- Alex?
- Shh! Go to sleep!
779
01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,247
♪♪ [ Hip-Hop ]
780
01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:48,349
♪ She's gonna freak ya Freak ya ♪♪ Drive you crazy ♪
781
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,868
♪ She knows you're loaded She wants your babies ♪
782
01:04:50,938 --> 01:04:54,005
♪ L.T.D., should I love him Leave him or please him ♪
783
01:04:54,074 --> 01:04:56,824
♪ Just skeeze him ♪♪ Thanks I knew you'd agree ♪
784
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,826
♪ This freak has got a vicious body ♪
785
01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:01,129
♪ But still I think I'll chill ♪
786
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,698
♪ Write dope rhymes While I count my bills I'll just max, "B" ♪
787
01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:07,619
♪ They can't tax me I'll give them my digits So they could fax me ♪
788
01:05:07,688 --> 01:05:09,487
♪ A photo with a two-page description ♪
789
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,840
♪ If I'm impressed I'd give them permission to come to my crib ♪
790
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:16,111
♪ Stand in the lines, the ones that I check for the ones with the broad mind ♪
791
01:05:16,179 --> 01:05:18,530
♪ In this era Never make a error ♪
792
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:20,748
♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror ♪
793
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:24,018
♪ American woman ♪
794
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,922
♪ American woman American woman ♪
795
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:31,792
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪♪ American woman ♪
796
01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:34,062
♪ American woman ♪
797
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,698
♪ American woman ♪♪
[ Cocks Shotgun ]
798
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:40,551
[ Sirens Wailing ]
799
01:05:43,123 --> 01:05:45,222
All right.
Kill the lights
and the sirens.
800
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,224
[ Static On Mike ]
801
01:05:47,293 --> 01:05:50,695
I thought it
would be a nice idea
if we surprised him.
802
01:05:50,764 --> 01:05:54,132
And approach this kid
with caution. He's already
killed four people.
803
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,233
And I want him alive.
[ Static ]
804
01:05:56,302 --> 01:06:00,371
Although frankly,
I don't know if I'm feeling
all that picky tonight.
805
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,580
[ Mary Lou ]Alex?
806
01:06:09,649 --> 01:06:11,700
You stay away
from my family.
807
01:06:14,654 --> 01:06:16,821
Where are you goin', Alex?
808
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,824
[ Rapid Breathing ]Alex?
809
01:06:21,494 --> 01:06:25,063
[ Chuckling ]Oh, Alex. I want you.
810
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:29,767
Are you looking for me?
811
01:06:29,836 --> 01:06:32,320
[ Laughing ]
812
01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:35,623
Alex.
[ Panting ]
813
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,608
Keep walking, Alex.
814
01:06:39,645 --> 01:06:42,596
- Alex. [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasping ]
815
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,251
In other news, Alex Greyannounced today...
816
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:52,673
that he will wed
his high school sweetheart,
Mary Lou Maloney...
817
01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:56,944
after a whirlwind courtship
that left hundreds
of people talking...
818
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,330
and four people dead.
819
01:06:59,398 --> 01:07:02,333
Over to you, Shane.
[ Alex Gasps ]
820
01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:11,175
- [ Detective ] Okay, Grey. Open up in there.
- [ Grunts, Fires Shotgun ]
821
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:14,512
[ Chattering On Police Radio ][ Firearms Cocking, Clicking ]
822
01:07:14,581 --> 01:07:17,982
Fire!
823
01:07:26,926 --> 01:07:29,827
[ Officers Shouting ]
824
01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:33,447
Freeze!
Stay right there!
825
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,586
School's out, punk.
826
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:40,655
Alexander Grey,
you are under arrest.
827
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:43,624
Mom! Dad!
Get out of the house!
828
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,492
[ Screaming ]
Alex!
829
01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:50,681
Mom, no! It wasn't me!
It was Mary Lou Maloney!
830
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:53,067
I'm gonna get a gun!
831
01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:55,069
[ Crying ]
You won't
get away with this!
832
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:59,223
- [ Static ]
- [ TV Chatter, Indistinct ]
833
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,759
Workers digging
on the football field
at Hamilton High School...
834
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:04,395
made a grisly discovery
late yesterday afternoon--
835
01:08:04,464 --> 01:08:08,133
- [ Static ]
- A funeral was held today
for Shane Taylor...
836
01:08:08,201 --> 01:08:11,402
the young Hamilton High School
student that was brutally
murdered by his best friend.
837
01:08:11,471 --> 01:08:14,939
- [ Static ]
- Alex Grey, the so-called high school assassin...
838
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:17,341
made a brief courtappearance today, and wasremanded in custody...
839
01:08:17,410 --> 01:08:19,343
to be held without bailuntil trial.
840
01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:21,980
Experts agree hispsychotic killing spreecould be the result...
841
01:08:22,048 --> 01:08:26,384
of bad dietary habits,rock and roll lyrics,and too many horror movies.
842
01:08:26,452 --> 01:08:28,403
- [ Static ]
- Principal Weatherall,
843
01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:32,507
did you have any idea
at all that there was
something wrong with Alex?
844
01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:36,176
Oh, I certainly did!
Alex Grey was
a walking time bomb.
845
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:38,178
A maniac.
[ All Yelling ]
846
01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:41,081
It's a wonder
he didn't snap earlier.
847
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:44,251
I tried to warn people,
but no one would listen.
848
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,888
Will you be canceling
the dance here tonight?
849
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:51,926
Oh, this is not just a dance.
This is the inaugural prom
for our new gym.
850
01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:57,164
Now, this is a tragedy,
but it's-it's also
an isolated incident.
851
01:08:57,233 --> 01:09:01,302
And I won't allow
the actions of a single,
homicidal student...
852
01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:03,337
to ruin the fun of others.
853
01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:06,040
No, at Hamilton High
it's prom night.
854
01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,226
[ Students Cheering ]
855
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:10,711
[ Clicks Off ]
You've heard
enough about this.
856
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:14,615
It's not true.
Alex couldn't hurt
anybody.
857
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:18,619
Honey, mental illness
is a terrible thing.
858
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:20,721
It can stay
hidden for years
and then--
859
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:23,791
Bang! Who knows
what sets them off?
860
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,961
[ Scoffs ]
You remember what happened
to your father.
861
01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:29,914
[ Gasps ]
862
01:09:29,982 --> 01:09:31,916
How about baking
some cookies?
863
01:09:31,984 --> 01:09:34,552
[ Sighs ]
If I could just see him!
864
01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:36,821
They won't even let me
talk to him.
865
01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:39,724
That nice boy Leonard
called again.
866
01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:42,560
He still wants to
take you to the prom.
Mom!
867
01:09:42,629 --> 01:09:46,897
I can't go to the prom now!
You have to forget
about him and move on.
868
01:09:46,966 --> 01:09:49,333
We'll go downtown right now
and get you a new dress.
869
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:52,903
Maybe Elaine at the salon
can fit you in.
Mother!
870
01:09:52,972 --> 01:09:57,208
You're going
to the prom, Sarah.
That's an order.
871
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:12,022
[ Clinking, Rattling ]
872
01:10:18,331 --> 01:10:21,849
[ Keys Rattling ]
Is anybody out there?
873
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,691
Guess who.
Get away from me.
Help!
874
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,077
Oh, no!
875
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,781
Help! Guard!
She's down here!
876
01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:39,533
I can't believe that
you're doing this to me.
877
01:10:39,602 --> 01:10:41,952
After all that I'd done for you.
878
01:10:42,021 --> 01:10:44,955
[ Laughing ] After all
you've done for me?
You've ruined my life!
879
01:10:45,024 --> 01:10:47,291
Let's blow this joint.
880
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,527
[ Clicks ]
It only hurts a little.
881
01:10:49,596 --> 01:10:53,731
No!
You want me to die.
882
01:10:56,269 --> 01:10:58,569
What the hell?
883
01:10:58,638 --> 01:11:01,088
[ Guards Screaming ]
884
01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:04,075
It's that little girlfriend
of yours, isn't it?
885
01:11:04,143 --> 01:11:07,462
If I can't have you,nobody can.
886
01:11:16,405 --> 01:11:18,422
Sarah.
[ Gasps ]
887
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:45,366
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
888
01:11:57,697 --> 01:12:00,415
One question.
What?
889
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,867
Why fruit?
890
01:12:02,935 --> 01:12:05,536
Shut up
and get in the car.
891
01:12:05,605 --> 01:12:09,023
♪♪ [ Rock Guitar ]
892
01:12:24,156 --> 01:12:28,843
♪ I don't want it You know why ♪
893
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:31,729
♪ Why can you do up my mind Lord, Lord ♪
894
01:12:31,798 --> 01:12:33,997
♪ You took a shotgun ♪
895
01:12:34,066 --> 01:12:35,999
♪ Blew me away ♪
896
01:12:36,068 --> 01:12:39,303
♪ And in this ecstasy She said ♪
897
01:12:39,371 --> 01:12:42,239
♪ You know you shook me All night long ♪
898
01:12:42,308 --> 01:12:46,577
♪ You shook me all day Shook me till I said ♪
[ Gasps In Pain ]
899
01:12:46,646 --> 01:12:48,762
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
900
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:51,965
♪ Do the bump and grind ♪
901
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:55,035
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
902
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,638
Wow!
903
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,941
This is great!
This is so cool.
904
01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:04,612
Four minutes ahead of schedule.
I got two hours and 17 minutes
to socialize--
905
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:08,949
Leonard? Could I, uh,
see your schedule, please?
906
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:13,354
This is great! You know,
I'm glad you're finally
taking an interest in things.
907
01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:17,040
You know, most girls
consider this, well,
kind of cold.
908
01:13:19,111 --> 01:13:21,479
Let's dance.
♪ Then you turn me on And say ♪
909
01:13:21,547 --> 01:13:23,948
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
910
01:13:24,016 --> 01:13:27,485
♪ Do the bump and grind ♪
911
01:13:27,553 --> 01:13:31,254
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
912
01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:33,924
♪ Do the bump and grind ♪
913
01:13:35,962 --> 01:13:39,663
♪♪ [ Guitar Solo ]
914
01:14:17,486 --> 01:14:20,438
So I guess this would be
your first kidnapping, huh?
915
01:14:20,506 --> 01:14:23,607
Shut up, uh, "Larry."
Just drive the car,
would you please?
916
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,427
You haven't even
told me where
we're going yet.
917
01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:28,429
Hamilton High.
918
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,215
I gotta rescue my girlfriend
from Mary Lou Maloney.
919
01:14:31,284 --> 01:14:33,333
Women trouble?
920
01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:36,286
She's not a woman.
She's a demon.
921
01:14:36,355 --> 01:14:38,372
Aren't they all?
922
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,609
[ Sighs ]
923
01:14:43,045 --> 01:14:45,846
You're not having
a very good time.
924
01:14:45,915 --> 01:14:48,148
That's all right.
925
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:52,953
I mean, I had another date
one time, and she didn't
have a good time either.
926
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:56,289
Somehow we fell seven
minutes behind schedule,
and the whole evening--
927
01:14:56,358 --> 01:15:01,561
Leonard, stop.
It's nothing personal.
928
01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:04,765
If it's any consolation,
I don't think Alex
killed those people.
929
01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,703
It isn't.
Thank you.
930
01:15:09,772 --> 01:15:11,805
I mean,
[ Scoffs ]
931
01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:15,075
Alex isn't stupid
enough to bury them
in the football field.
932
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:26,120
I'll be right back.
Oh! Yeah.
933
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:29,690
Um, I'll be right here.
Oh, good.
934
01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:52,112
[ Whirring ]
935
01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,899
[ Gasps ]
936
01:16:30,136 --> 01:16:32,136
[ Exhales ]
937
01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:38,508
Oh, wow!
938
01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:42,146
Awesome.
939
01:16:45,384 --> 01:16:48,085
What a beauty!
940
01:16:48,154 --> 01:16:50,737
[ Scraping, Tape Chatters ]
941
01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:58,846
Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't knowanyone else was in here.
942
01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:02,366
- I don't believe
we've met. I'm--
- Leonard the bookworm.
943
01:17:02,434 --> 01:17:05,970
I think I have a schedule
here for you someplace.
944
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:10,207
Let's see.
"9:00, prom.
945
01:17:10,275 --> 01:17:13,076
"9:15, dancing.
946
01:17:13,145 --> 01:17:16,680
"9:35, go for a walk.
947
01:17:16,749 --> 01:17:18,933
And 10:00, Die."
948
01:17:23,356 --> 01:17:27,141
- [ Alarm Beeping ]
- Time's up.
949
01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:36,433
[ Larry ]Ow! Ow, Alex.It's pinching.
950
01:17:36,502 --> 01:17:38,635
Shut up, Larry.
Come on. Not so tight.
951
01:17:38,705 --> 01:17:40,771
Quit whining.
[ Officer ]Get on the radio, man.
952
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,907
We're at Hooper's.There's a coupleincredible blondes here.
953
01:17:42,975 --> 01:17:46,543
You know, it's gonna make me
look like a total jerk.
954
01:17:46,612 --> 01:17:49,814
- Yeah, well,
life's a drag, isn't it?
- Larry! Come on, man.
955
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:53,000
If you're nothere in ten minutes,we're not gonna get laid.
956
01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:59,106
Oh, great.
957
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,262
Leonard?
958
01:18:09,635 --> 01:18:11,635
Leonard?
959
01:18:11,703 --> 01:18:13,937
[ Tape Chattering ]
960
01:18:28,553 --> 01:18:31,521
[ Gasps, Screams ]
961
01:18:43,202 --> 01:18:46,670
Who are you?
962
01:18:46,738 --> 01:18:48,956
I am the other woman.
963
01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:52,676
[ Gasps, Screams ]
964
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,138
[ Mary Lou Laughing ]
965
01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:31,965
[ Laughing Continues ]
966
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:43,277
♪♪ [ Rock ]
967
01:19:47,816 --> 01:19:51,969
- [ Gunshot ]
- Take a break, boys.
968
01:19:53,639 --> 01:19:55,906
All right?
I'm not gonna hurt anybody.
969
01:19:55,975 --> 01:19:58,925
All I wanna know is, has anybody seen Sarah?
970
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:02,096
Alex?
971
01:20:03,765 --> 01:20:06,617
- [ Grunts, Gasps ]
- [ Creaking ]
972
01:20:14,126 --> 01:20:16,276
Sarah, look out!
973
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,411
[ All Screaming ]
974
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,298
Out! Stop it, Mary Lou!
975
01:20:22,367 --> 01:20:25,035
[ Moaning,
Panting ]
No more.
976
01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,607
- No more killing.
- [ Groans ]
977
01:20:29,675 --> 01:20:31,675
[ Screams ]
978
01:20:34,447 --> 01:20:38,048
Take me.
I'll go with you.
Anywhere you want.
979
01:20:39,267 --> 01:20:41,718
But you gotta leave
everyone else alone.
980
01:20:41,787 --> 01:20:45,005
- Forever.
- It's a deal, lover.
981
01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,278
[ Gasping ]
Alex, don't!
982
01:20:52,564 --> 01:20:54,664
I love you.
983
01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:59,336
Mary Lou. I'm ready
to come with you.
984
01:20:59,405 --> 01:21:01,639
It's not who
you come with,
985
01:21:01,707 --> 01:21:03,707
it's who takes you home.
986
01:21:16,021 --> 01:21:19,522
[ Screaming, Indistinct ]
987
01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:25,278
[ Screams ]
988
01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:49,335
[ Whoops, Screams ]
989
01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:52,072
God!
Shh! It's not
a real good idea...
990
01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:54,374
to mention His name
around here.
991
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:57,460
Contrary to popular belief,there is a hell.
992
01:21:57,529 --> 01:22:00,697
And Sarah,
you're standing in it.
993
01:22:00,766 --> 01:22:05,018
- I'm gonna find Alex.
- Alex doesn't need you
anymore.
994
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:08,138
Get away from me, Shane.
Okay. Okay.
995
01:22:08,207 --> 01:22:10,407
Go ahead. Shoot me.
Go ahead.
996
01:22:12,111 --> 01:22:14,911
[ Laughs, Grunts ]
997
01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:22,735
- No!
- When you have a headache,
how do you spell "relief"?
998
01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:27,307
[ Gunshot ]
999
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,609
Sarah, let me give you
a piece of my mind.
1000
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:33,113
See, best friends
are forever.
1001
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:38,218
But girlfriends,
they come and they go.
1002
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,287
[ Clicking ]
[ Gasping ]
1003
01:22:48,981 --> 01:22:52,599
- [ Screams ]
- Sarah.
1004
01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,935
Don't be such
a spoilsport.
1005
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:57,838
It's fun, once you
get used to the smell.
1006
01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:01,141
Sarah--
No!
1007
01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:03,209
[ Zombies Groaning ]
1008
01:23:13,705 --> 01:23:17,858
- [ Screams ]
- [ Banging On Window, Calling Out ]
1009
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:20,410
Sarah!
We're getting
a little bit rushed, Sarah.
1010
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:23,413
- [ All Chattering ]
- [ Whimpering ]
1011
01:23:25,617 --> 01:23:29,219
Sarah, listen to me.I've got to get the car backby 11:30.
1012
01:23:36,728 --> 01:23:39,046
[ Growling ]
1013
01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:45,152
Sarah.
Sarah!
1014
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:47,154
It wasn't in the schedule.
Come on, Sarah.
1015
01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,689
Party's over, boys.
1016
01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:54,761
Ow, Sarah! I'd walk
through fire for you.
1017
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,531
Sarah!
1018
01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,338
[ Man ]And now, the momentyou've all been waiting for.
1019
01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:09,442
The prom king and queen for Hamilton High, 1957--
1020
01:24:09,511 --> 01:24:14,164
Alex Grey and Mary Lou Maloney!
1021
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,958
What do I do?
Just follow me...
1022
01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:27,294
and everything
will be fine.
1023
01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:35,586
[ Crowd Groaning, Growling ]
1024
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:49,449
[ Panting ]
1025
01:24:51,153 --> 01:24:55,539
[ Electrical Buzzing ]
♪♪ [ '50s Rock ]
1026
01:25:04,350 --> 01:25:06,950
[ Screams ]
1027
01:25:16,395 --> 01:25:19,062
[ Screaming ]
1028
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,751
♪♪ [ Record Slowing Down ]
1029
01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:31,174
[ Rhythmic Clapping, Ghoulish Moaning ]
1030
01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:58,701
Isn't this cool, Alex?
1031
01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:00,803
You get to be my king.
1032
01:26:00,890 --> 01:26:04,324
I really don't think
I'm king material.
1033
01:26:04,393 --> 01:26:06,326
Don't worry.
1034
01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,895
[ Clicks, Whirs ]
You will be.
1035
01:26:11,049 --> 01:26:13,049
And now, you may
kiss the queen.
1036
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:20,840
[ Whirring ]
1037
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,534
Get away from my boyfriend,
you witch!
1038
01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:36,206
- Everybody back,
or you're barbecue!
- Sarah, what are you doing?
1039
01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:39,142
Your girlfriend looks mad, Alex.
1040
01:26:39,211 --> 01:26:42,729
I don't get mad.
I bake.
1041
01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:45,481
[ Clicking ]
1042
01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:01,531
[ Gas Hissing ]
Nobody move, or
this whole place goes up!
1043
01:27:01,599 --> 01:27:03,833
[ Gasps ]
1044
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,388
[ Hissing Continues ]
Sarah--
1045
01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:11,158
[ Sarah Grunting ]
1046
01:27:12,627 --> 01:27:15,562
Give it up, Sarah!
1047
01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:18,848
[ Blowing ]
1048
01:27:20,035 --> 01:27:22,635
- He loves me!
- Sarah!
1049
01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:25,555
Sarah!
1050
01:27:25,624 --> 01:27:28,791
[ Mary Lou ]Oh, the crown!
1051
01:27:32,147 --> 01:27:34,781
Eat this,
Prom Queen!
1052
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,303
[ Screaming ]
1053
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,909
Let's get outta here!
1054
01:27:50,099 --> 01:27:52,099
[ Screams ]
1055
01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,888
[ Alex ]Which way do you go? I thought you knew.
1056
01:28:03,311 --> 01:28:05,244
[ Squeals ]
[ Growls ]
1057
01:28:05,313 --> 01:28:09,515
Shane, Shane, no!
Shane, don't do this!
1058
01:28:09,584 --> 01:28:13,820
[ Growls ] I guess he's
not goin' with you to
the farm, after all.
1059
01:28:13,889 --> 01:28:16,356
No! No!
He's comin' with me!
1060
01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:21,495
Sorry, Shane.
Trip's off.
1061
01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:24,030
[ Skull Squishes ]
[ Shane Groans ]
1062
01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:26,967
[ Ghoulish Moaning ]
1063
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:58,882
[ Panting, Whimpering ]
1064
01:29:04,890 --> 01:29:06,656
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
1065
01:29:06,724 --> 01:29:09,425
The keys.
Gotta be keys.
1066
01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:19,302
- [ Glass Smashing ]
- [ Shrieking ]
1067
01:29:20,571 --> 01:29:23,039
[ Moaning, Pounding ]
1068
01:29:24,108 --> 01:29:26,409
Come on. Move it!
1069
01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,048
[ Engine Starting ]
1070
01:29:34,752 --> 01:29:37,320
How'd you do that?
Drive!
1071
01:29:46,848 --> 01:29:49,382
Alex?
1072
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,638
Alex?
1073
01:29:55,707 --> 01:30:00,276
- Alex?
- Get outta my way!
1074
01:30:00,345 --> 01:30:02,862
[ Motor Revving ]
1075
01:30:12,023 --> 01:30:14,724
[ Tires Screeching,
Engine Stopping ]
1076
01:30:17,178 --> 01:30:19,713
We're home!
[ Hyperventilating ]
1077
01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,781
We're home!
We're home!
1078
01:30:30,909 --> 01:30:33,877
Oh.
Don't say I never
take you anyplace.
1079
01:30:33,945 --> 01:30:36,963
[ Crying, Laughing ]
1080
01:30:39,650 --> 01:30:41,684
[ Alex ]We gotta find a phone.
1081
01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,153
[ Engine Chugging ]
1082
01:31:03,325 --> 01:31:05,341
[ Engine Stopping ]
You go first.
My mom can wait.
1083
01:31:05,410 --> 01:31:07,676
Okay.
1084
01:31:12,317 --> 01:31:14,334
[ Door Slams ]
1085
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:24,110
- Do you have a dime?
- What?
1086
01:31:24,179 --> 01:31:27,997
The phone.
It only takes dimes.
Is that ever weird!
1087
01:31:28,066 --> 01:31:32,034
- [ Ripping Sound ]
- [ Laughing Demonically ]
1088
01:31:33,037 --> 01:31:36,139
- No!
- [ Giggling ]
1089
01:31:37,893 --> 01:31:41,745
She got Sarah!
1090
01:31:41,813 --> 01:31:43,830
You gotta help her!
1091
01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:04,083
You win. You hear that,
you bitch? You win!
1092
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,189
[ Laughing Insanely ]
1093
01:32:14,128 --> 01:32:17,129
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1094
01:32:17,199 --> 01:32:19,899
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1096
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1097
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1098
01:32:29,477 --> 01:32:31,411
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1099
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1100
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1101
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1102
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1104
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1107
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1108
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1109
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1110
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1111
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1112
01:33:09,434 --> 01:33:11,767
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1113
01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:14,304
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1114
01:33:14,372 --> 01:33:17,207
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1115
01:33:17,275 --> 01:33:19,209
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1116
01:33:19,277 --> 01:33:21,744
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1117
01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:24,614
♪ She's a hottie Turn around, she'll ♪♪ Check your body ♪
1118
01:33:24,683 --> 01:33:28,218
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1119
01:33:28,286 --> 01:33:30,820
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1120
01:33:30,889 --> 01:33:33,122
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1121
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,158
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1122
01:33:35,226 --> 01:33:37,560
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1123
01:33:37,628 --> 01:33:39,929
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1124
01:33:39,998 --> 01:33:42,631
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1125
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,768
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1126
01:33:44,836 --> 01:33:47,520
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1127
01:33:47,588 --> 01:33:49,989
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1128
01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:53,726
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1129
01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:55,895
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1130
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,564
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1131
01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:01,167
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1132
01:34:01,235 --> 01:34:04,336
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1133
01:34:04,405 --> 01:34:07,774
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1134
01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:10,143
♪ American woman ♪ American woman ♪
1135
01:34:10,211 --> 01:34:12,145
Yeah, terror.Know what I'm sayin'?♪ American woman ♪
1136
01:34:12,213 --> 01:34:15,281
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1137
01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:18,251
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1138
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:20,386
♪ American woman ♪
1139
01:34:20,455 --> 01:34:22,388
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1140
01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:25,992
Break it down.Yeah. Yeah.
1141
01:34:26,061 --> 01:34:29,278
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1142
01:34:29,347 --> 01:34:33,349
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1143
01:34:47,698 --> 01:34:50,933
♪ She's gonna freak ya, freak ya Drive ya crazy She's knows you're loaded ♪
1144
01:34:51,002 --> 01:34:53,769
♪ She wants your babies L.T.D., should I love 'em ♪
1145
01:34:53,838 --> 01:34:55,771
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1146
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:58,407
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1147
01:34:58,476 --> 01:35:00,443
♪ This freak has got a vicious body ♪
1148
01:35:00,512 --> 01:35:02,545
♪ But still I think I'll chill ♪
1149
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1150
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1151
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1152
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1153
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1154
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1155
01:35:19,614 --> 01:35:21,814
♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror ♪♪
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