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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,873 [ Wind Howling ] 2 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:17,148 [ Thunder Crashing ] 3 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,556 [ Crows Cawing ] 4 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:46,895 ♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 5 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,447 [ Women Moaning ] 6 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:35,060 [ Woman Laughing Maniacally ] 7 00:02:11,982 --> 00:02:15,350 [ Laughing Continues ] 8 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,248 Hey. 9 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,687 Who's there? 10 00:02:54,992 --> 00:02:56,992 Hey! 11 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,330 Hello? 12 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,184 You're not supposed to be down here, 13 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,253 whoever you are. 14 00:03:26,323 --> 00:03:28,590 ♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ] 15 00:03:39,002 --> 00:03:42,170 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 16 00:03:52,582 --> 00:03:55,650 ♪♪ [ Fades ] 17 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,071 [ Woman ] Dance with me, Jack. [ Gasps ] 18 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,073 Don't creep up on me like that. 19 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,826 You almost blew a fuse in my pacemaker. 20 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:09,364 Don't be afraid. I'm just a lonely girl looking for a dance. 21 00:04:09,432 --> 00:04:11,766 You're not supposed to be down here. 22 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:15,370 I won't tell if you won't, Jackie boy. 23 00:04:15,438 --> 00:04:20,408 I haven't heard that name in 30 years. 24 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:24,629 There was a girl-- Wait a minute. 25 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:29,117 Who are you? It's been a long time, Jackie boy. 26 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,921 - Did you miss me? - It can't be you. 27 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:35,490 You're dead. 28 00:04:35,559 --> 00:04:40,061 - I watched you die. - And now I'm going to return the favor. 29 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:42,964 Mary-- [ Gasping ] 30 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,982 [ Electricity Crackling ] 31 00:04:58,782 --> 00:05:01,683 Mama said I'd be a heartbreaker. 32 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,355 [ People Applauding ] 33 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,228 ♪♪ [ "La Bamba" ] 34 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,396 [ Mouths Words ] 35 00:05:51,134 --> 00:05:54,786 [ People Applauding ] 36 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,373 Okay, now, to officially open up the new gym, 37 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,994 I'd like to call upon our principal, Mr. Weatherall. 38 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,803 As I look around me at this beautiful... 39 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,606 and groovy new gymnasium, 40 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,075 I think this puts to rest... 41 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,577 all those ghosts at Hamilton High. 42 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,247 [ Chuckling ] The strange noises, 43 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,416 the mysterious earth tremors, 44 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:28,419 the-the vanishing students-- these are all in the past. 45 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:31,589 Even the sudden and unexplained fire... 46 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:35,660 which destroyed part of this very gymnasium... 47 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,695 couldn't keep us down. 48 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:41,483 Look around. Everything's cool, man. 49 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:45,253 [ Chuckling ] And so it's an honor-- 50 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,256 Thank you. And so it's an honor... 51 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:52,160 to officially reopen the gym for our new year... 52 00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:55,663 here at Hamilton High School! 53 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:58,666 [ Gasps ] [ Girl Screams ] 54 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:09,961 Everybody just stay calm. Stay in your seats. Everything's all right. 55 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,733 Just relax. Nothing serious. 56 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,187 All right, all right. Nobody get excited. 57 00:07:19,255 --> 00:07:21,890 No casualties. Hit it! 58 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,935 [ Man ] "While our souls still have wings, 'tis our duty to fly." 59 00:07:34,004 --> 00:07:36,154 Robert de Cauchy, poet. 60 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:40,225 "You're spending the summer with me, or else." Sarah Monroe, girlfriend. 61 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,795 Girlfriends come and go, man, but best friends are forever. 62 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,696 That's why we got to hit the road. 63 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,698 With the rest of the homeless mental patients. 64 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,701 Hi. Sarah, nice to see you. 65 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,905 You want to help us plan our trip? 66 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,075 What happened to summer at the farm, you and me getting back to nature? 67 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:01,412 I haven't really decided yet. I don't know, Alex. That sounds pretty exciting. 68 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,050 Then why don't you let Alex decide? Okay, what'll it be? 69 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,034 Freedom and the wide-open road... 70 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:10,205 or 50 acres of cow pies in the hot sun? 71 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,642 Alex! 72 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:23,384 Come in. [ Alex ] Hi, Miss Richards. You wanted to see me? 73 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,837 Oh. Yes. Hello, Adam. 74 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,839 Alex. 75 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,276 I've just been going over your quarterly review. 76 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:35,062 - Um, I'm passing, aren't I? - Oh, yes. Passing. 77 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:40,101 And I suppose that's enough. It's not as if you're planning to go to medical school, is it? 78 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:43,038 - It says here you're going to-- - Medical school. 79 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:48,059 I don't think so. Your average is 71, and that's not going to cut it. 80 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:52,163 From what I can see, you're just not a great student, Adam. 81 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,599 You don't know how to sacrifice yourself for your goal. 82 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,736 - I-I could learn. - How far are you willing to go to succeed, hmm? 83 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,087 I don't know. As far as I have to, I guess. 84 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:02,090 You guess. 85 00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:05,176 Perhaps you need to reevaluate your goals. 86 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,712 There are other options-- building maintenance, 87 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,514 groundskeeping, professional food services. 88 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:14,418 - You mean, like a cook? - Not all of us can be doctors, Adam. 89 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,689 The world needs ditchdiggers too. 90 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,691 Have a nice day. 91 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,687 - Hello. - I'd like that back, please. 92 00:09:33,756 --> 00:09:35,924 What? I'd like that back. 93 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:39,693 It was for my boyfriend, the one who was supposed to be spending the summer with me. 94 00:09:39,762 --> 00:09:43,231 Oh, come on, Sarah. You know how stubborn Shane is. 95 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:47,168 Just say no. He's not a drug. He's my friend. 96 00:09:48,438 --> 00:09:50,388 All right, all right, all right. 97 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,390 I'll tell him next time I see him. I promise. 98 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:56,177 This is great. I should still take it back. 99 00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:58,363 You probably don't even know what day it is today. 100 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:02,233 Thursday? I knew you wouldn't remember our first-- 101 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,969 First anniversary. Yes. 102 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,471 Yes! And... 103 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,542 I have a special surprise for you too. 104 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,544 Oh, do you? Mm-hmm. 105 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,664 I'll pick you up at 7:00... 106 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:18,867 for a romantic candlelight dinner. 107 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,307 Um, have you got any more ketchup? 108 00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:31,696 Hmm? 109 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:35,232 Alex, what's wrong? You haven't said a word since we left the drive-thru. 110 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,235 [ Sighs ] Well, 111 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,303 I had a meeting today with Miss Richards. 112 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,306 She told me with my grades, 113 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,659 I should forget about medical school and start learning how to flip burgers. 114 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,927 What does she know? She's just a guidance counselor. 115 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:54,151 I'm tired of being average. I'm tired of playing second string. 116 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,771 Do you know how tall I am? 117 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,956 5' 10". 118 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,158 Do you know that's the national average? I looked that up. 119 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,145 You know what size shoes I take? 120 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,415 Size nine. Did you know that's the national average? I looked that up too. 121 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:09,500 I also looked up the rest of my life. 122 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,819 I'm gonna get married by the time I'm 25, 123 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:16,441 have 1.9 kids, move into a two-story house on a street named after a tree. 124 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,177 I live on a street named after a tree. 125 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,882 I just want something different right now. 126 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:28,052 While my soul still has wings, I want to fly. 127 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,187 Okay, fine. 128 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,423 You go on your little trip with Shane, okay? 129 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,359 I didn't want you to come to the farm with me anyway. That's not the point. 130 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,411 I just-- 131 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,900 Look, never mind. I-- I don't want to start fighting again tonight. 132 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,951 We're not fighting. 133 00:11:45,756 --> 00:11:50,841 Well, I gotta study if I want to pass that biology exam tomorrow. 134 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,811 Good plan. 135 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,980 Can I stop and get my books? Sure. 136 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,417 Just, um, drop me home on the way, okay? 137 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,538 We are fighting, aren't we? Please? 138 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:23,808 Mr. Russell? 139 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,177 Anybody? 140 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,245 Great. 141 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:34,018 [ Exhales Forcefully ] [ Doors Creaking ] 142 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,692 Mr. Russell, you in here? 143 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,563 [ Locks Click ] 144 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:55,089 [ Woman Laughing Maniacally ] 145 00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:57,158 Huh? 146 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,622 [ Gasps ] 147 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,957 Relax. It's only a high school. 148 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,329 Hello? 149 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:23,951 Hey, there, all you high school ghosts. It's just me. 150 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,254 Alex Grey. 151 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,156 Average student, 5' 10", 152 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,559 size nine shoes. 153 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:34,128 Just a regular, average high school student... 154 00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:36,764 here at Hamilton High. 155 00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:39,400 [ Woman Moaning ] 156 00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:54,498 Whoa! [ Gasping ] 157 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,978 What? 158 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:26,880 Kiss me, Alex. Mmm. 159 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:31,519 [ Both Moaning ] 160 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,148 - I must be dreaming. - Dream on. 161 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,924 [ Moaning Continues ] 162 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,827 ♪♪ [ "Star-Spangled Banner" ] 163 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,509 [ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ] Good morning, students. 164 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,578 Homeroom will begin in five minutes. 165 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,730 Please report to your classes now. 166 00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:21,969 Oh-- 167 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,196 Uh-oh. 168 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,265 Uh-oh. 169 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:49,630 What did you do last night? [ Toilet Flushes ] 170 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,103 Grey, what the hell are you doing? 171 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,472 Just, uh, checking my teeth. I didn't floss this morning. 172 00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:03,911 Better check your brain while you're at it. 173 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:07,481 [ Clicks Tongue ] Nice dress, fag. 174 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,823 [ Phone Dings ] 175 00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,727 [ Phone Numbers Beeping ] 176 00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:22,029 [ Line Ringing ] 177 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,954 Hi, Mom. Whoa. Mom? 178 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,707 Mom, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, Mom-- 179 00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,826 No, Mom. Don't get Dad. 180 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,630 Mom, no. Mom, don't get-- 181 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,933 Hi, Dad. 182 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,836 No, Dad-- No, Dad, really. I'm fine. 183 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,955 What-- What's that? 184 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,975 Oh, the car. Yes, the car's fine. 185 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,812 No. Listen, Dad, what happened was we were out late, and, um-- 186 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:59,383 Hey, man, we gotta go. We gotta fly like a bird. 187 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,586 All right, Shane. I'm coming. 188 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,605 That was Shane. 189 00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:06,990 That's where I am now-- at Shane's. 190 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:11,579 Yeah. Okay, so, I'll bring the car home right after school. Is that okay? 191 00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:13,797 All right, then. Okay. 192 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,500 Bye, bye. 193 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,403 Trouble at home too? Yeah. Hi. 194 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,340 Uh, nothing serious. No big deal. 195 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,808 I'm sorry about last night. 196 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,810 I brought you these. 197 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,812 Oh! 198 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,533 Thanks! Gee, I thought you'd be mad at me. 199 00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:36,337 I don't get mad. I bake. 200 00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,340 Let's not ever fight again, okay? Yeah. 201 00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:44,178 Settle down! 202 00:17:44,246 --> 00:17:46,180 Come on. 203 00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:49,850 [ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ] Today's inter-school chess club tournament has been canceled. 204 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:55,022 Club members are asked to report to the library and play with themselves. 205 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:59,293 I'm tellin' you, man. We could be on a couple Harleys right now... 206 00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:01,495 sailing across the country. 207 00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:05,583 Instead, we're stuck in this stupid library breathing book dust. 208 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:09,570 Stop. Go back. 209 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,375 Who's that? [ Shane ] 1957. 210 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:20,047 "Prom Queen Mary Lou Maloney's young life tragically cut short by fire at Hamilton High." 211 00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:22,799 [ Scoffs ] Nice finish. 212 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,219 Yeah. I'll be right back. 213 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:28,639 I-- I got to go to the can. 214 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,549 All right, you zombies, now sit down and shut up. 215 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,589 I know you all realize the importance of this exam. 216 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,226 It'll determine your grade structure for the rest of the semester. 217 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,728 As if you're gonna make it that far. 218 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,098 But anyway, we studied all this in class, 219 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:58,802 so if you can dig your minds out of rock videos and smoking dope, 220 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,804 then maybe this won't be terminal. 221 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,991 But some folks might find it a challenge. Wouldn't you say, Dr. Grey? 222 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,544 Always up for a challenge, sir. 223 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,626 [ Mary Lou ] Hello, Alex. 224 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,896 You wanna write that test... or what? 225 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,768 [ Fly Unzips ] 226 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,856 - What? - [ Bell Dings ] 227 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,366 Time's up, delinquents. 228 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,385 Are you feeling all right? 229 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,425 [ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ] Attention girls' weight lifting team. 230 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,895 A clinic on facial hair removal will be held in the east gym, 231 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,930 and attendance is mandatory. 232 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,368 Alex, wait! 233 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:41,772 - [ Groans ] - [ Groans ] 234 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,841 [ Groans ] 235 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,782 Grey, you're always gonna be second string. 236 00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:56,337 Let's go. [ Laughing ] 237 00:20:57,539 --> 00:21:00,040 I like your strategy, Alex. 238 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,494 It'd help if they divide the teams evenly. 239 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,397 I mean, Andrew's got all the best. 240 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,619 - All right! We're gonna get these guys. - We've got-- 241 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,322 Ready, break! 242 00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:22,596 I don't know what we got, but we're gonna need a miracle. 243 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:26,801 [ Mary Lou's Voice ] Alex, can you feel me? Yes. 244 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,988 What? Nothing. Let's go. 245 00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:38,178 [ Shouting Signals ] 246 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,380 Hut! Hut! 247 00:21:43,986 --> 00:21:46,453 [ Mary Lou's Voice ] You can do it, Alex. 248 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:52,276 - All right. - [ Mary Lou's Voice ] Alex, look out. 249 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,432 - Yeah! - [ Cheering ] 250 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,040 You know, if that'd been a real game, 251 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:26,176 I'd have kicked your butt. Oh, lighten up, Mr. President. 252 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,447 [ Woman Over P.A. ] Andrew Douglas, report to the office, please. 253 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,449 Your mother brought your lunch. 254 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,719 Boy, you're lucky this time, but I'll be seeing you around. 255 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:41,559 - Well, I'll wear cologne. - [ Cheering ] 256 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,534 Tough luck, Dr. Grey. 257 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,558 Hmm? What the hell-- 258 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,647 Uh, Mr. Walker. See anything you like? 259 00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:24,101 What is going on here? That depends. 260 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,386 What do you want? 261 00:23:26,455 --> 00:23:30,891 Young lady, I don't know what you think you're doing here, 262 00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:35,112 but let me assure you, you're in a lot of trouble. 263 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,731 How about some of this? 264 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,868 So tasty and hard and firm. 265 00:23:40,936 --> 00:23:42,903 And it just melts in your mouth. 266 00:23:42,972 --> 00:23:45,372 I'd like to know who the heck you think you are. 267 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,191 I'm Alex's new girlfriend, 268 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,344 and you have a bad attitude. 269 00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,830 [ Screaming ] 270 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,543 [ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ] Attention, Mr. Marley's driver's ed students. 271 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:10,013 Due to yesterday's car accident, classes will be canceled until further notice, 272 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,050 and services for Mr. Marley will be held on Thursday. 273 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:19,990 Hello? 274 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,062 Mr. Walker, are you in here? 275 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:44,648 The poor thing. He didn't stand a chance. 276 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,000 Hi! 277 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,320 Whoa. You're real? 278 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,572 Did you miss me? 279 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,360 I can't think of anything but you. It's like you're everywhere-- 280 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:59,629 in the classroom, on the football field, in the newspaper. 281 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,216 My prom picture. 282 00:25:02,284 --> 00:25:05,769 I always hated that. It makes me look fat. 283 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,222 No. No, that was Mary Lou Maloney. She's dead. 284 00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:12,543 Don't say "dead." It sounds so final. 285 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,163 Yeah, right. Um-- 286 00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:18,798 Listen, have you seen Mr. Walker anywhere around here? 287 00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:21,502 I wanted to talk to him about a test I wrote. 288 00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:25,890 You mean this one? Excellent! I thought I flunked this. 289 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,442 You did. 290 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:31,328 Wait a minute. That was you on the football field, wasn't it? 291 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,281 And in the locker room. 292 00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:39,036 You did all this for me? You ain't seen nothin' yet. 293 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:42,706 [ Chuckling ] Wow. You're the real Mary Lou Maloney. 294 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:46,410 In the flesh, more or less. 295 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,079 This is getting very weird. 296 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,887 Oh, no. It's cool, Alex. I did it for love. 297 00:25:56,955 --> 00:26:00,140 Oh, no. People saw me come in here, and they're gonna think I did it. 298 00:26:00,209 --> 00:26:04,310 Not if you hide the body. I can't do that. 299 00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,438 Huh? 300 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,094 Can I? 301 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:26,133 [ Alex Grunting ] 302 00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:35,275 [ Grunting Continues ] 303 00:26:47,623 --> 00:26:51,658 Okay. All right. Everything's gonna be okay. 304 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,997 Right. I just stuffed my dead biology teacher into a cupboard. 305 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,201 This is not a good day. 306 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:10,326 [ Bell Ringing ] 307 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,867 Okay. 308 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,691 Hidey-ho, buckaroo. Geez. 309 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:44,645 Rough day at the office? What do you mean by that? 310 00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:47,714 I mean, you take all this school crap too seriously. 311 00:27:47,783 --> 00:27:52,118 It's a joke. None of us are getting out of here alive. 312 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:55,088 What? It's the nuclear age, man. 313 00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:57,891 One bomb-- good-bye. Shut up, Shane. 314 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,394 When I go, I want it to be on my parents' white living room rug. 315 00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:04,480 Shut up, Shane. And I want it to be really messy. 316 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:08,986 Shut up, Shane. And I want it to be the maid's day off. 317 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,991 Shut up. 318 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,419 [ Sighs ] Yoo-hoo! 319 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,821 Doesn't anyone just say hi anymore? 320 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,190 Okay. Hi. What's this for? 321 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,977 - Go in there. You'll see. - Leah, I'm really not in the mood for this right now. 322 00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:54,681 Don't be a dork. Just go. 323 00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:58,102 - [ All ] Surprise! - Hi. 324 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:01,021 "Hi"? That's it? 325 00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:03,690 Do you like the sign? Me and Sarah made it. 326 00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:05,909 It's great, muffin, but I don't get it. 327 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,845 See? I told you he didn't know yet. 328 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,414 The bio test. You got a perfect score. 329 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:16,369 Congratulations, Alex! Ha, ha. We're real proud of ya. 330 00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:20,190 - How did you find out? - Oh, your teacher, Mr. Walker, called. 331 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,493 - [ Moans ] - See, Alex, you'd be surprised what you can do... 332 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,362 if you really set your mind to it. 333 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,515 [ Mother ] We're having all your favorites. Your dad's doing his specialty. 334 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:32,853 My world-famous banana splits. ♪ Ta-da ♪ 335 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:38,558 ♪♪ [ Rock On Radio ] 336 00:29:45,434 --> 00:29:48,235 So what happened to you this afternoon? I waited for almost half an hour. 337 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,987 Oh, I'm sorry. Something came up. 338 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:56,159 - Like? - Nothing important. 339 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,433 Pull over, Alex. 340 00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,869 What's wrong? Just pull over. 341 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,713 Sarah, what are you doing? 342 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,848 You've been looking at your watch all night, Alex. 343 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,118 If you didn't want to be with me, you just had to say so. 344 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,720 'Course I want to be with you. Why do you have to be insecure all the time? 345 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:28,091 I'm not being insecure. I'm being realistic. 346 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,294 Do you still love me, Alex? 347 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,429 Of course I do. 348 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,700 You never say it anymore. 349 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:41,772 Sarah, ju-- 350 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,107 Just get back in the car. 351 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:47,677 Thanks, I'd rather walk. 352 00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:49,796 Sarah-- 353 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:54,384 Sarah, don't do this. 354 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,436 Sarah! 355 00:31:56,364 --> 00:31:59,098 ♪♪ [ "Doo-wop" ] 356 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,850 [ Mary Lou Moaning ] 357 00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:26,442 ♪♪ [ Woman Vocalizing ] 358 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:42,058 ♪ That first night when I met you ♪ 359 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,762 ♪ I knew things would be fine ♪ 360 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:49,299 ♪ I'd have your love forever ♪ 361 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:53,269 ♪ And the last kiss would be mine ♪ 362 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:58,792 ♪ The last kiss Will be mine ♪♪ 363 00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:51,844 [ Mary Lou Gasping ] 364 00:33:54,483 --> 00:33:57,651 [ Screaming ] 365 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,992 [ Climactic Grunts ] 366 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,848 The doctor is in. 367 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:40,459 Do you think anybody will find him? 368 00:34:40,528 --> 00:34:43,029 Stop worrying about it. Besides, 369 00:34:43,098 --> 00:34:45,565 who's gonna miss another science teacher? 370 00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:48,368 I think we have to set a few ground rules. 371 00:34:48,437 --> 00:34:51,138 Um, firstly, 372 00:34:51,206 --> 00:34:53,973 you've really gotta stop killing people. 373 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,975 But I did it for us. 374 00:34:56,044 --> 00:34:58,562 That's not the point. Just-- 375 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,314 just don't do it anymore. 376 00:35:01,383 --> 00:35:03,750 Secondly, you've really gotta stop calling my house. 377 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:07,887 [ In Voice Of Mr. Walker ] But we're all so proud of Alex here at Hamilton High. 378 00:35:07,956 --> 00:35:10,740 Stop it! Look, I'm warning you. 379 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:13,426 If anybody finds out about us, it's over. You got that? 380 00:35:13,495 --> 00:35:16,245 You're mad at me, aren't you? 381 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,417 Well, no, I guess not, but-- 382 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:25,855 We shouldn't get mad at each other, Alex. It's not healthy. 383 00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:31,194 Do you love me? 384 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,930 I said, do you love me? 385 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:38,551 Yes. Good. 386 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,810 Andrew! Get over here! Come on! 387 00:35:54,936 --> 00:35:57,437 Yeah, Coach? Andrew, take a seat. You're out of here. 388 00:35:57,506 --> 00:35:59,605 What? Yeah, Grey. Come on. Let's go. 389 00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:02,509 Grey? Yeah. Okay, Grey. 390 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,777 Do your stuff, buddy. Come on! 391 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,819 [ Whistle Blows ] 392 00:36:12,888 --> 00:36:14,888 [ All ] Break! 393 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,095 Holy-- 394 00:36:26,701 --> 00:36:29,519 Down! Set! Hut, hut! 395 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,561 [ Breathing Heavily ] 396 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,583 [ Crowd Cheering ] 397 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,538 ♪♪ [ Pep Band ] 398 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,342 Whoo! 399 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:10,026 [ All Chanting ] Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 400 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:14,530 [ Chanting Continues ] 401 00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:20,403 So you finally did it, huh? You sold out... 402 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,873 and joined the rest of these yuppies-in-training. 403 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,875 What? Look at this. 404 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,528 The honor roll just went up. 405 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,847 Oh, no. 406 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,384 [ Computer Beeping ] 407 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,503 Number one? 408 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:42,875 That friggin' little jerk broke into the system. 409 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:48,598 I will fry his butt and have his teeth for earrings. 410 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,267 Hello. It's Miss Richards in Guidance. 411 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:54,103 Very well, thank you. And you? Lovely. 412 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:57,807 Could you have Mr. Walker come to my office right away? 413 00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,376 He's not? Well, where is the fat-- 414 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,244 When do you expect him back? 415 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,781 Not at all today? No. Never mind. 416 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:08,718 I'll handle this myself. Thank you. Damn. 417 00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,184 Excuse me. 418 00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,304 Look at those nails! 419 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:31,307 That's not a manicure. That's a massacre. 420 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:34,743 Somebody help me! Stop! 421 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,649 Lady, let go of me! 422 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:44,720 Oh, no. I think you need the full treatment. 423 00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:47,139 - What's going on? What is this? - Shh. 424 00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,158 Just sit back and enjoy. 425 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:52,061 Let me out of this thing! 426 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,815 - What's that smell? - Nothing. Just battery acid. 427 00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:58,100 Battery acid? 428 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,003 Relax. You're soaking in it. 429 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:04,290 [ Screaming ] 430 00:39:18,139 --> 00:39:20,623 [ Gavel Pounding ] [ People Talking ] 431 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:25,161 Order! Yo, shut up! 432 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:28,047 [ Talking Ceases ] Thank you. 433 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,834 [ Clears Throat ] This is the inaugural prom, 434 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,954 the first dance since the gym has been reopened. 435 00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:37,673 It should be important! 436 00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:41,077 My idea is that we have Prom Aid... 437 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:44,563 and raise the money to save the rain forests. 438 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,968 We can decorate the gym with big paper trees and all sort-- 439 00:39:49,036 --> 00:39:51,437 Wait a minute. You're gonna make the trees out of paper? 440 00:39:51,506 --> 00:39:53,889 [ Girl ] And we'll print up a whole bunch of flyers. 441 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,108 Am I the only one that has a problem with this? 442 00:39:56,177 --> 00:39:58,645 - I have a problem. - I know. 443 00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:01,881 Case closed. Is there any more old business? 444 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:06,035 Okay. On to new business. 445 00:40:06,087 --> 00:40:08,972 - I have the cost report for-- - The new business... 446 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,175 is that I've got something that affects the whole school, 447 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:15,245 and it's really starting to tick me off. 448 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,914 It's the rule that says the football team... 449 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:21,534 has to let anybody on who wants to play. 450 00:40:21,602 --> 00:40:24,604 But that doesn't include dweebs, 451 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,705 dorks and geeks. 452 00:40:26,774 --> 00:40:30,326 - Well, we won our last game. - That was a fluke. 453 00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:33,296 I move that we hold tryouts right away. 454 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:36,065 Who exactly is going to arrange these tryouts? 455 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,735 Coach, of course. 456 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:42,722 You got a problem with that, geek? 457 00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:44,924 Not really. Good. 458 00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:46,926 All in favor? [ All ] Aye! 459 00:40:46,995 --> 00:40:49,445 What's the matter? Don't you want to play? 460 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,431 Yeah, but I'd also like to live. 461 00:40:51,499 --> 00:40:53,716 [ Sarah ] Well, I am not going to vote on this. 462 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,119 You're an idiot, Andrew. You really are. 463 00:40:56,187 --> 00:41:00,573 I'm also majority. Motion passed. 464 00:41:00,641 --> 00:41:02,908 [ Woman Over P.A. ] Alex Grey to home ec, please. 465 00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:06,011 Alex Grey, please come to home ec. 466 00:41:13,288 --> 00:41:15,371 Mary Lou? 467 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,213 Mary Lou. 468 00:41:43,618 --> 00:41:45,618 [ Screams ] 469 00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:50,356 [ Grunting, Gasping ] 470 00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,360 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 471 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,730 Hi, honey. Welcome home. 472 00:41:57,799 --> 00:42:01,600 I don't want any friggin' pie! 473 00:42:01,669 --> 00:42:03,836 I told you to stop killing people. 474 00:42:03,904 --> 00:42:06,171 Alex, it wasn't a person. 475 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,240 It was a guidance counselor. 476 00:42:09,877 --> 00:42:13,712 Why me? Huh? Why me? Why are you doing this to me? 477 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,482 Do you want to be average your whole life, Alex? 478 00:42:16,551 --> 00:42:18,501 Yes! Yes! 479 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,803 Right about now, average would be just great. 480 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:24,207 Just a nice, normal, average, everyday guy. That's me. 481 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,759 Mr. Average. 482 00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:29,845 You want average, Alex? Call Sandra Dee. 483 00:42:43,744 --> 00:42:45,828 Math. 484 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,381 Math-- No, that's-- That's Tuesday. 485 00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:52,952 So, it'll be history first-- 486 00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:55,471 No, English, then history. 487 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,606 [ Sighs ] When's lunch? 488 00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:02,111 Man, did you hear what happened on the football field? 489 00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,665 - What did they find? - Andrew and his gestapo.. 490 00:43:06,735 --> 00:43:09,569 cut a bunch of us from the team. 491 00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:12,471 Yeah, that's too bad. 492 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:15,775 Oh. I had forgotten. You're a big star now. 493 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:19,278 What about Leonard and the rest of the geeks? What are we supposed to do now? 494 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:23,282 You don't even like football. I don't know why you went out for the team in the first place. 495 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:27,253 Where's your head? I did it for the same reason I took swimming lessons... 496 00:43:27,321 --> 00:43:29,922 and joined Boy Scouts-- 497 00:43:29,991 --> 00:43:32,658 because you and I were best friends. 498 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,300 What's wrong with you, man? 499 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:44,303 Shane, I don't have time for this bull. 500 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:47,507 [ Sighs ] Alas, poor Alex. 501 00:43:47,575 --> 00:43:49,509 What a dork! 502 00:43:49,577 --> 00:43:53,328 Sarah, wait. I just want to talk to you. 503 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,597 You're talking. 504 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:58,034 Look, you don't understand what's going on. 505 00:43:58,102 --> 00:44:01,704 I understand that you disappear after school every night. 506 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:04,106 That you won't say where you're going or what you're doing. 507 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:07,744 I'm trying really hard to hate you, Alex. 508 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,929 But I can't. 509 00:44:09,998 --> 00:44:13,949 You're too important to me, Alex. Please, won't you tell me what's going on? 510 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,721 I can't. Not yet. 511 00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:22,041 Then I guess we have nothing more to say. 512 00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:24,844 Oh. 513 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:28,047 I'm very impressed about the honor roll. 514 00:44:28,116 --> 00:44:30,883 I guess you don't have to settle for second string anymore. 515 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,345 Come here, young man. 516 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,715 I want to talk to you. 517 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,717 This just came in the mail today. 518 00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,703 Do you have any explanation for that? Hmm? 519 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,041 Oh, I'm real proud of you, kid. 520 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:58,143 I knew you could do it if you just dug in. Huh? 521 00:44:58,212 --> 00:45:00,580 Thanks, Dad. It-It really wasn't that hard. Trust me. 522 00:45:00,648 --> 00:45:02,982 Oh, you're a chip off the old block. 523 00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:05,050 Okay, ready? 524 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:11,407 [ Mother ] Surprise! [ Father Chuckling ] 525 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,293 Whoa. 526 00:45:14,361 --> 00:45:17,095 That's for the trip you and Shane want to take next summer. 527 00:45:17,165 --> 00:45:19,114 Oughta get you across the country in one piece. 528 00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,601 I just want you to know that I was against this. Here. 529 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,673 The jacket! The best part. 530 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:35,731 Cool. 531 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,301 ♪♪ 532 00:46:05,879 --> 00:46:07,813 You're not exactly Elvis. 533 00:46:07,881 --> 00:46:11,767 Hey, get out of here! Why are you always sneaking around, anyway? Scram! 534 00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:23,912 Hi, Dad. Alex. 535 00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:26,182 Can I talk to you a minute? 536 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,154 Sure, Dad. What's up? 537 00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:37,293 Well, probably none of my business, 538 00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:40,529 but, uh, we invited Sarah over tonight... 539 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:42,698 for the surprise. 540 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:46,302 She said she couldn't come. Sounded pretty upset. 541 00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:49,605 You two fightin'? Kind of. Well, it's-- 542 00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:54,226 Just... you know. I know what's goin' on. 543 00:46:54,295 --> 00:46:56,528 There's another woman, isn't there? 544 00:46:57,849 --> 00:47:01,133 Don't worry. I won't say anything. 545 00:47:01,202 --> 00:47:05,354 Just be careful, that's all. There's some real man killers out there. 546 00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:09,725 Believe me. After 20 years of marriage, 547 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,127 I've had plenty of opportunities. 548 00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:14,263 Plenty of them. 549 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,498 I just, uh, 550 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,984 never did anything about it, that's all. 551 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:23,489 Those kind of girls, you just fool around with them once and then they turn on ya. 552 00:47:23,558 --> 00:47:26,191 They rip your heart out, show it to you, 553 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,393 and then they dance all over it with their spiked heels... 554 00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:30,729 and then ram it down your throat. 555 00:47:30,798 --> 00:47:33,349 [ Chamber Clicking ] 556 00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:35,851 Take it easy, Dad. 557 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,504 [ Bell Dings ] 558 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:49,031 Must be some fight. 559 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,033 I've never seen you bake so many cookies. 560 00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:53,035 I don't think I've ever been this mad before. 561 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:56,238 Look, why don't you give Alex a call. It can't be that bad. 562 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:59,491 No, I am not giving in this time. 563 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,896 You know what the worst part is? I am miserable here, baking my face off, 564 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:07,332 and Alex is probably someplace having the time of his life. 565 00:48:10,604 --> 00:48:13,238 Miss Richards, 566 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:16,942 you asked me once how far I was willing to go to be successful. 567 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,081 Any more questions? [ Grunts ] 568 00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:44,587 Hey, butt head. 569 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:46,572 You talking to me? 570 00:48:46,641 --> 00:48:48,824 Of course I'm talking to you, moron. 571 00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:51,394 What are you doing out here? What's with the shovel? 572 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:55,013 Just dropped one of my contact lenses. Wanted to see if it was out here. 573 00:48:55,082 --> 00:48:58,300 Maybe you lost it during your flashy little show the other day at the game. 574 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,303 You were moving like a star. Yeah, well, you know. 575 00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:05,758 There's only one star on this team, butt head-- the captain, me. 576 00:49:05,826 --> 00:49:08,427 You got that? Back off. 577 00:49:08,496 --> 00:49:10,429 Just remember what I said. 578 00:49:10,498 --> 00:49:13,465 Stay in your place and everything's gold. 579 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:16,235 Yeah, and what if I don't? 580 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,807 The price of gold drops. 581 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,842 Is that you, Collins? 582 00:49:27,515 --> 00:49:29,582 Okay. Let's see what you got. [ Alex ] No! 583 00:49:29,650 --> 00:49:31,584 Shut up. Don't catch the ball. 584 00:49:37,424 --> 00:49:40,809 - [ Screaming ] - [ Thud ] 585 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,282 - Touchdown! - Oh, no. 586 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:50,820 Not again. Mary Lou, look, I know you're doing what you think is best here, 587 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:54,323 but I can't keep up with you anymore. 588 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,441 I bet you could learn, Daddy-o. 589 00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:58,928 I don't want to learn. Look, this is it. Forget it. 590 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,631 This is the last stiff. Why don't you go back to wherever you come from... 591 00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:05,050 and find yourself a nice dead guy and settle down? 592 00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,036 But what about our relationship? What relationship? 593 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:11,707 You kill them; I bury them in the football field. Not your basic boy-meets-girl. 594 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:15,310 What about this? 595 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,180 No, that's it. It's over. 596 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:21,300 - Alex! - [ Wind Gusting ] 597 00:50:21,369 --> 00:50:24,236 Alex! [ Wailing ] 598 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,526 Alex! Alex! 599 00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:38,567 Alex! 600 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,694 Women! 601 00:50:48,762 --> 00:50:52,064 [ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ] Attention Students. Today is Mrs. Melanoma's last day... 602 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,066 as cafeteria cook. 603 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,669 She's returning to her old job at the Hamilton toxic waste dump. 604 00:50:56,737 --> 00:50:59,138 So let's all wish her good luck. 605 00:51:02,844 --> 00:51:06,778 Excuse me. Oh, come on, Sarah. You're not still mad at me, are you? 606 00:51:06,848 --> 00:51:09,448 [ Mock Chuckle ] Mad? No. 607 00:51:09,516 --> 00:51:12,384 Hurt, pissed off, furious? Yes. 608 00:51:12,453 --> 00:51:14,386 But no, I'm not mad. 609 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,138 I thought we had a deal. I thought we weren't gonna fight anymore. 610 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:19,842 We did. You broke it. 611 00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,346 Sarah. 612 00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:26,582 Alex, get up. Please? 613 00:51:26,650 --> 00:51:30,619 Please, please, please? If you're not still mad by prom, I'd like to take you. Please? 614 00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:33,805 Sorry. Leonard Welsh already asked me. 615 00:51:33,874 --> 00:51:37,158 - Leonard Welsh? - [ All ] Leonard Welsh? 616 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:42,565 I haven't said yes yet. 617 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:46,101 Yes! [ Students Cheering ] 618 00:51:53,493 --> 00:51:55,477 All right, all right. Quiet now. 619 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,813 Now, I don't want any laughing... 620 00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,815 or fooling around. 621 00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:02,817 This is a very serious subject, 622 00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,886 and we're all adults here. 623 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,058 So, we can talk openly and freely about... 624 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:12,327 sex. 625 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:17,098 So, let's watch the film now, shall we? 626 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,768 Bertram, lights, please. 627 00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:36,518 Her name doesn't matter. 628 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,120 Let's call her Jane Doe. 629 00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:41,557 She was once alive and vital. 630 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,875 Young, and full of the freshness of beauty. 631 00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:46,462 But now she lies here, 632 00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,431 cold and stiff. 633 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,869 Dead. A victim of social disease. 634 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:58,757 She was just 18 when she came to the big city. 635 00:52:58,826 --> 00:53:01,710 But her years on the farm hadn't prepared her for... 636 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:04,179 anything like this. 637 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:08,199 Pardon me, sir. I was wondering if you could help me. 638 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:10,703 I just got off the bus from Memphis, 639 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,271 and I was looking for a place to stay. 640 00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:17,826 Well, little lady, I'm sure we can find something for you. 641 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:20,946 [ Narrator ] For Jane Doe, it was already... 642 00:53:21,015 --> 00:53:22,965 too late. 643 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,633 She slipped into a nightmare world... 644 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:28,854 of parties, liquor and loose morals. 645 00:53:28,923 --> 00:53:32,458 I just love champagne. 646 00:53:32,526 --> 00:53:34,994 And I love you. [ Giggling ] 647 00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,479 And I love you. 648 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,048 And I love you. 649 00:53:43,037 --> 00:53:45,253 And I love you, Alex. 650 00:53:48,842 --> 00:53:52,945 I don't give up that easy. 651 00:53:53,013 --> 00:53:56,699 You're mine, and I want you back. [ All Chanting ] 652 00:53:56,767 --> 00:54:00,369 [ Chanting Continues ] 653 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,460 Leave me alone! 654 00:54:09,863 --> 00:54:12,664 Back to your seat, Mr. Grey. 655 00:54:12,733 --> 00:54:16,201 [ All Cheering ] 656 00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:27,196 Alex Grey? Yeah? 657 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,998 I'm Detective Meyer. This is Detective Kovacs. 658 00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:33,768 You play football with a 17-year-old male Caucasian... 659 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,770 named Andrew Douglas? 660 00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:37,772 Sort of. 661 00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:41,943 1711. Missing persons. Could have been foul play. Probably drugs. 662 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:44,996 Have you had contact with him over the last 48 hours? 663 00:54:45,065 --> 00:54:47,332 Contact? Uh-- 664 00:54:47,401 --> 00:54:49,635 No, sir. Uh, Andrew and I, 665 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:52,504 we weren't really that close. 666 00:54:52,573 --> 00:54:55,240 Enemies? No, I didn't, uh-- 667 00:54:55,309 --> 00:54:58,443 I didn't say "enemies." I just-- 668 00:54:58,512 --> 00:55:01,096 We never, you know, hung out together. 669 00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:06,752 All right. If you, uh, hear from him, 670 00:55:06,821 --> 00:55:08,754 just give us a call, will ya? 671 00:55:08,823 --> 00:55:11,523 Okay. Hope you find him. 672 00:55:15,162 --> 00:55:18,496 "Enemies." Write "enemies." 673 00:55:22,269 --> 00:55:24,869 [ Tires Squeal ] [ Horn Honks ] 674 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,767 I was wondering-- 675 00:55:48,529 --> 00:55:51,296 I was wondering exactly what color your dress was gonna be... 676 00:55:51,365 --> 00:55:54,466 so I would know what style of corsage would best suit you for the prom. 677 00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,139 Well, um, Leonard, 678 00:56:01,509 --> 00:56:05,577 I haven't actually decided if I'm even gonna go. 679 00:56:05,646 --> 00:56:08,613 You mean, you haven't exactly decided if you're going with me. 680 00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,769 - No, Leonard. - That's all right. That's all right. 681 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:16,638 I assumed you'd feel this way, and that's why I've made up this proposal, 682 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,992 which is a projected series of events which would occur on the evening of the prom. 683 00:56:21,061 --> 00:56:23,962 Perhaps it might make your decision process a little easier. 684 00:56:24,031 --> 00:56:26,515 I would pick you up at 8:15. 685 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:30,635 There would be seven minutes of dialogue with your parents-- getting to know me and so forth. 686 00:56:30,704 --> 00:56:33,271 We would leave for the prom at 8:23, 687 00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:35,707 but I've allowed a 10-minute grace period... 688 00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:37,776 in case your parents want to take photos of the event. 689 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:41,113 And then with the 20-minute drive to the prom, 690 00:56:41,181 --> 00:56:43,114 we would arrive at 8:53. 691 00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:46,851 Which leaves us an extra seven minutes for anything. 692 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,642 If you want gum, we have seven minutes. 693 00:56:56,730 --> 00:57:00,114 [ Alex's Voice ] In the case of a sexual haunting, 694 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:04,753 exorcism can only occur with the sacrifice of a human soul. 695 00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:08,506 [ Mary Lou's Voice ] Alex. 696 00:57:08,575 --> 00:57:11,225 Alex. 697 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:46,444 [ Voices Cheering, Chanting "Alex" ] 698 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,323 [ Groaning ] 699 00:58:03,664 --> 00:58:07,448 - [ Groaning ] - [ Groaning ] 700 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,138 [ Gasping ] 701 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,888 Alex! Wake up. Shane's on the phone. 702 00:58:29,956 --> 00:58:32,574 Are... you gonna yell at me again? 703 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:35,076 Yes. Get out of here. 704 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,801 [ Man ] It's right this way. It's right over here. 705 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,188 They were supposed to be re-sodding this whole field. 706 00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:56,331 - Is that Andrew Douglas? - What's left of him, yeah. 707 00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,135 What else have you got? A teacher. He's all cut up. 708 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:04,740 And, uh, I found chunks of food inside of him. 709 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:09,127 Fruit. What kind of fruit? 710 00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:13,097 Bananas, cherries-- You know, fruit. 711 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,168 Anything else? No. 712 00:59:17,237 --> 00:59:20,988 Oh, yeah. Miss Richards. She's been burnt or something. 713 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,592 That another teacher? Nah. Just a guidance counselor. 714 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:28,062 All right. Wrap 'em up and take 'em to the deli. 715 00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:34,836 School sure has changed since I was a kid. 716 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:43,010 Why didn't you come to me before? 717 00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:47,281 Maybe we could have stopped this before it went too far. 718 00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:50,585 You know what the really scary part about it is? 719 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:54,356 I think I've started to like it. 720 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:59,411 I mean, I made the honor roll. 721 00:59:59,479 --> 01:00:04,882 I got popular. I got a motor bike. 722 01:00:04,952 --> 01:00:09,821 And all I had to do was dig a few holes and boff a ghost. 723 01:00:09,889 --> 01:00:12,290 [ Chuckles ] It was easy. 724 01:00:13,793 --> 01:00:15,760 Why don't we leave right now? 725 01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,996 Just hit the road and never come back. 726 01:00:18,065 --> 01:00:21,466 We could be in Mexico before anybody even misses us. 727 01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,619 [ Sighs ] What do you say? 728 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,762 [ Doorbell Chiming ] 729 01:00:56,369 --> 01:01:00,038 [ Opening, Closing Patio Door ] 730 01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:07,963 Hi. Is my brother here? 731 01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:11,198 Yeah. He's sleepin' out back. Come on in, Leah. 732 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,542 Mum and Dad are really worried. 733 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,644 Usually, at least, he calls or something. 734 01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:27,849 Well, Alex is having uh, some problems. 735 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:30,351 What kind of problems? 736 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:35,807 Uh, well, sometimes people take a little vacation from reality. 737 01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:38,860 You mean, you think Alex is crazy? 738 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,246 No, not exactly crazy. 739 01:01:41,315 --> 01:01:45,517 He's kind of more, uh-- 740 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,171 Just a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. 741 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,240 You know what I mean? 742 01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:57,044 Poor Alex. Will you help him, Shane? 743 01:01:57,113 --> 01:02:00,531 Well, I'll try. 744 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,135 You're really growing up, aren't you, Leah? 745 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:07,288 You're really a good friend, Shane. 746 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,474 You really have a big heart. 747 01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,959 Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. 748 01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,661 Wanna see it? What? 749 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:16,464 - [ Tearing Sound ] - [ Screaming ] 750 01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:18,449 [ Screaming Continues ] 751 01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,673 [ Alex ] Shane! 752 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:29,460 [ Mary Lou ] I told you I don't give up easy, Alex. 753 01:02:29,529 --> 01:02:33,397 He was my best friend. Well, he's a rumor now. 754 01:02:33,466 --> 01:02:37,035 You don't need friends. You don't need family. 755 01:02:37,103 --> 01:02:39,738 All you need to do is love me. 756 01:02:39,806 --> 01:02:42,207 [ Breathes Heavily ] "Family." 757 01:02:42,276 --> 01:02:45,360 See ya later, alligator. 758 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:47,411 No-o! 759 01:02:48,582 --> 01:02:50,715 [ Brakes Screeching ] 760 01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:11,069 [ Screaming ] 761 01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:16,741 [ Officer ] The name's Shane Taylor. 762 01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:19,377 Why am I betting he went to Hamilton High? 763 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,748 Are those the parents? [ Officer ] Uh, yeah. 764 01:03:23,816 --> 01:03:26,451 They positive I.D.'d a suspect leaving the house. 765 01:03:26,519 --> 01:03:30,888 Alex Grey. And he had blood on his hands. 766 01:03:30,957 --> 01:03:33,274 Alex Grey had blood on his hands. You got Alex Grey's statement? 767 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,046 You're idiots. It's right here. "Asked about his relationship... 768 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:42,033 with missing personalities, Grey replied, 'We weren't close friends.'" 769 01:03:42,102 --> 01:03:44,369 He knew he was dead. He was already using the past tense. 770 01:03:44,438 --> 01:03:46,371 Get a squad car over to his house immediately. 771 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,406 I want him in custody within the hour. 772 01:03:48,475 --> 01:03:50,475 Give me your coat. 773 01:03:51,545 --> 01:03:53,561 Give me your coat! 774 01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:00,551 We don't need to look at this. 775 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:02,620 [ Door Creaks ] 776 01:04:04,724 --> 01:04:08,226 [ Door Closes, Footsteps ] 777 01:04:22,676 --> 01:04:26,410 [ Snoring, Sighing ] 778 01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:42,393 - Alex? - Shh! Go to sleep! 779 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,247 ♪♪ [ Hip-Hop ] 780 01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:48,349 ♪ She's gonna freak ya Freak ya ♪ ♪ Drive you crazy ♪ 781 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,868 ♪ She knows you're loaded She wants your babies ♪ 782 01:04:50,938 --> 01:04:54,005 ♪ L.T.D., should I love him Leave him or please him ♪ 783 01:04:54,074 --> 01:04:56,824 ♪ Just skeeze him ♪ ♪ Thanks I knew you'd agree ♪ 784 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,826 ♪ This freak has got a vicious body ♪ 785 01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:01,129 ♪ But still I think I'll chill ♪ 786 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,698 ♪ Write dope rhymes While I count my bills I'll just max, "B" ♪ 787 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:07,619 ♪ They can't tax me I'll give them my digits So they could fax me ♪ 788 01:05:07,688 --> 01:05:09,487 ♪ A photo with a two-page description ♪ 789 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,840 ♪ If I'm impressed I'd give them permission to come to my crib ♪ 790 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:16,111 ♪ Stand in the lines, the ones that I check for the ones with the broad mind ♪ 791 01:05:16,179 --> 01:05:18,530 ♪ In this era Never make a error ♪ 792 01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:20,748 ♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror ♪ 793 01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:24,018 ♪ American woman ♪ 794 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,922 ♪ American woman American woman ♪ 795 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:31,792 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ ♪ American woman ♪ 796 01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:34,062 ♪ American woman ♪ 797 01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,698 ♪ American woman ♪♪ [ Cocks Shotgun ] 798 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:40,551 [ Sirens Wailing ] 799 01:05:43,123 --> 01:05:45,222 All right. Kill the lights and the sirens. 800 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,224 [ Static On Mike ] 801 01:05:47,293 --> 01:05:50,695 I thought it would be a nice idea if we surprised him. 802 01:05:50,764 --> 01:05:54,132 And approach this kid with caution. He's already killed four people. 803 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,233 And I want him alive. [ Static ] 804 01:05:56,302 --> 01:06:00,371 Although frankly, I don't know if I'm feeling all that picky tonight. 805 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,580 [ Mary Lou ] Alex? 806 01:06:09,649 --> 01:06:11,700 You stay away from my family. 807 01:06:14,654 --> 01:06:16,821 Where are you goin', Alex? 808 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,824 [ Rapid Breathing ] Alex? 809 01:06:21,494 --> 01:06:25,063 [ Chuckling ] Oh, Alex. I want you. 810 01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:29,767 Are you looking for me? 811 01:06:29,836 --> 01:06:32,320 [ Laughing ] 812 01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:35,623 Alex. [ Panting ] 813 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,608 Keep walking, Alex. 814 01:06:39,645 --> 01:06:42,596 - Alex. [ Laughing ] - [ Gasping ] 815 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,251 In other news, Alex Grey announced today... 816 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:52,673 that he will wed his high school sweetheart, Mary Lou Maloney... 817 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:56,944 after a whirlwind courtship that left hundreds of people talking... 818 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,330 and four people dead. 819 01:06:59,398 --> 01:07:02,333 Over to you, Shane. [ Alex Gasps ] 820 01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:11,175 - [ Detective ] Okay, Grey. Open up in there. - [ Grunts, Fires Shotgun ] 821 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:14,512 [ Chattering On Police Radio ] [ Firearms Cocking, Clicking ] 822 01:07:14,581 --> 01:07:17,982 Fire! 823 01:07:26,926 --> 01:07:29,827 [ Officers Shouting ] 824 01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:33,447 Freeze! Stay right there! 825 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,586 School's out, punk. 826 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:40,655 Alexander Grey, you are under arrest. 827 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:43,624 Mom! Dad! Get out of the house! 828 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,492 [ Screaming ] Alex! 829 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:50,681 Mom, no! It wasn't me! It was Mary Lou Maloney! 830 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:53,067 I'm gonna get a gun! 831 01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:55,069 [ Crying ] You won't get away with this! 832 01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:59,223 - [ Static ] - [ TV Chatter, Indistinct ] 833 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,759 Workers digging on the football field at Hamilton High School... 834 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:04,395 made a grisly discovery late yesterday afternoon-- 835 01:08:04,464 --> 01:08:08,133 - [ Static ] - A funeral was held today for Shane Taylor... 836 01:08:08,201 --> 01:08:11,402 the young Hamilton High School student that was brutally murdered by his best friend. 837 01:08:11,471 --> 01:08:14,939 - [ Static ] - Alex Grey, the so-called high school assassin... 838 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:17,341 made a brief court appearance today, and was remanded in custody... 839 01:08:17,410 --> 01:08:19,343 to be held without bail until trial. 840 01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:21,980 Experts agree his psychotic killing spree could be the result... 841 01:08:22,048 --> 01:08:26,384 of bad dietary habits, rock and roll lyrics, and too many horror movies. 842 01:08:26,452 --> 01:08:28,403 - [ Static ] - Principal Weatherall, 843 01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:32,507 did you have any idea at all that there was something wrong with Alex? 844 01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:36,176 Oh, I certainly did! Alex Grey was a walking time bomb. 845 01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:38,178 A maniac. [ All Yelling ] 846 01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:41,081 It's a wonder he didn't snap earlier. 847 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:44,251 I tried to warn people, but no one would listen. 848 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,888 Will you be canceling the dance here tonight? 849 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:51,926 Oh, this is not just a dance. This is the inaugural prom for our new gym. 850 01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:57,164 Now, this is a tragedy, but it's-it's also an isolated incident. 851 01:08:57,233 --> 01:09:01,302 And I won't allow the actions of a single, homicidal student... 852 01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:03,337 to ruin the fun of others. 853 01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:06,040 No, at Hamilton High it's prom night. 854 01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,226 [ Students Cheering ] 855 01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:10,711 [ Clicks Off ] You've heard enough about this. 856 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:14,615 It's not true. Alex couldn't hurt anybody. 857 01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:18,619 Honey, mental illness is a terrible thing. 858 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:20,721 It can stay hidden for years and then-- 859 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:23,791 Bang! Who knows what sets them off? 860 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,961 [ Scoffs ] You remember what happened to your father. 861 01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:29,914 [ Gasps ] 862 01:09:29,982 --> 01:09:31,916 How about baking some cookies? 863 01:09:31,984 --> 01:09:34,552 [ Sighs ] If I could just see him! 864 01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:36,821 They won't even let me talk to him. 865 01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:39,724 That nice boy Leonard called again. 866 01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:42,560 He still wants to take you to the prom. Mom! 867 01:09:42,629 --> 01:09:46,897 I can't go to the prom now! You have to forget about him and move on. 868 01:09:46,966 --> 01:09:49,333 We'll go downtown right now and get you a new dress. 869 01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:52,903 Maybe Elaine at the salon can fit you in. Mother! 870 01:09:52,972 --> 01:09:57,208 You're going to the prom, Sarah. That's an order. 871 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:12,022 [ Clinking, Rattling ] 872 01:10:18,331 --> 01:10:21,849 [ Keys Rattling ] Is anybody out there? 873 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,691 Guess who. Get away from me. Help! 874 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,077 Oh, no! 875 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,781 Help! Guard! She's down here! 876 01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:39,533 I can't believe that you're doing this to me. 877 01:10:39,602 --> 01:10:41,952 After all that I'd done for you. 878 01:10:42,021 --> 01:10:44,955 [ Laughing ] After all you've done for me? You've ruined my life! 879 01:10:45,024 --> 01:10:47,291 Let's blow this joint. 880 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,527 [ Clicks ] It only hurts a little. 881 01:10:49,596 --> 01:10:53,731 No! You want me to die. 882 01:10:56,269 --> 01:10:58,569 What the hell? 883 01:10:58,638 --> 01:11:01,088 [ Guards Screaming ] 884 01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:04,075 It's that little girlfriend of yours, isn't it? 885 01:11:04,143 --> 01:11:07,462 If I can't have you, nobody can. 886 01:11:16,405 --> 01:11:18,422 Sarah. [ Gasps ] 887 01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:45,366 ♪♪ [ Whistling ] 888 01:11:57,697 --> 01:12:00,415 One question. What? 889 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,867 Why fruit? 890 01:12:02,935 --> 01:12:05,536 Shut up and get in the car. 891 01:12:05,605 --> 01:12:09,023 ♪♪ [ Rock Guitar ] 892 01:12:24,156 --> 01:12:28,843 ♪ I don't want it You know why ♪ 893 01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:31,729 ♪ Why can you do up my mind Lord, Lord ♪ 894 01:12:31,798 --> 01:12:33,997 ♪ You took a shotgun ♪ 895 01:12:34,066 --> 01:12:35,999 ♪ Blew me away ♪ 896 01:12:36,068 --> 01:12:39,303 ♪ And in this ecstasy She said ♪ 897 01:12:39,371 --> 01:12:42,239 ♪ You know you shook me All night long ♪ 898 01:12:42,308 --> 01:12:46,577 ♪ You shook me all day Shook me till I said ♪ [ Gasps In Pain ] 899 01:12:46,646 --> 01:12:48,762 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 900 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:51,965 ♪ Do the bump and grind ♪ 901 01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:55,035 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 902 01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,638 Wow! 903 01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,941 This is great! This is so cool. 904 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:04,612 Four minutes ahead of schedule. I got two hours and 17 minutes to socialize-- 905 01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:08,949 Leonard? Could I, uh, see your schedule, please? 906 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:13,354 This is great! You know, I'm glad you're finally taking an interest in things. 907 01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:17,040 You know, most girls consider this, well, kind of cold. 908 01:13:19,111 --> 01:13:21,479 Let's dance. ♪ Then you turn me on And say ♪ 909 01:13:21,547 --> 01:13:23,948 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 910 01:13:24,016 --> 01:13:27,485 ♪ Do the bump and grind ♪ 911 01:13:27,553 --> 01:13:31,254 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 912 01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:33,924 ♪ Do the bump and grind ♪ 913 01:13:35,962 --> 01:13:39,663 ♪♪ [ Guitar Solo ] 914 01:14:17,486 --> 01:14:20,438 So I guess this would be your first kidnapping, huh? 915 01:14:20,506 --> 01:14:23,607 Shut up, uh, "Larry." Just drive the car, would you please? 916 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,427 You haven't even told me where we're going yet. 917 01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:28,429 Hamilton High. 918 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,215 I gotta rescue my girlfriend from Mary Lou Maloney. 919 01:14:31,284 --> 01:14:33,333 Women trouble? 920 01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:36,286 She's not a woman. She's a demon. 921 01:14:36,355 --> 01:14:38,372 Aren't they all? 922 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,609 [ Sighs ] 923 01:14:43,045 --> 01:14:45,846 You're not having a very good time. 924 01:14:45,915 --> 01:14:48,148 That's all right. 925 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:52,953 I mean, I had another date one time, and she didn't have a good time either. 926 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:56,289 Somehow we fell seven minutes behind schedule, and the whole evening-- 927 01:14:56,358 --> 01:15:01,561 Leonard, stop. It's nothing personal. 928 01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:04,765 If it's any consolation, I don't think Alex killed those people. 929 01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,703 It isn't. Thank you. 930 01:15:09,772 --> 01:15:11,805 I mean, [ Scoffs ] 931 01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:15,075 Alex isn't stupid enough to bury them in the football field. 932 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:26,120 I'll be right back. Oh! Yeah. 933 01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:29,690 Um, I'll be right here. Oh, good. 934 01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:52,112 [ Whirring ] 935 01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,899 [ Gasps ] 936 01:16:30,136 --> 01:16:32,136 [ Exhales ] 937 01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:38,508 Oh, wow! 938 01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:42,146 Awesome. 939 01:16:45,384 --> 01:16:48,085 What a beauty! 940 01:16:48,154 --> 01:16:50,737 [ Scraping, Tape Chatters ] 941 01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:58,846 Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone else was in here. 942 01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:02,366 - I don't believe we've met. I'm-- - Leonard the bookworm. 943 01:17:02,434 --> 01:17:05,970 I think I have a schedule here for you someplace. 944 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:10,207 Let's see. "9:00, prom. 945 01:17:10,275 --> 01:17:13,076 "9:15, dancing. 946 01:17:13,145 --> 01:17:16,680 "9:35, go for a walk. 947 01:17:16,749 --> 01:17:18,933 And 10:00, Die." 948 01:17:23,356 --> 01:17:27,141 - [ Alarm Beeping ] - Time's up. 949 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:36,433 [ Larry ] Ow! Ow, Alex. It's pinching. 950 01:17:36,502 --> 01:17:38,635 Shut up, Larry. Come on. Not so tight. 951 01:17:38,705 --> 01:17:40,771 Quit whining. [ Officer ] Get on the radio, man. 952 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,907 We're at Hooper's. There's a couple incredible blondes here. 953 01:17:42,975 --> 01:17:46,543 You know, it's gonna make me look like a total jerk. 954 01:17:46,612 --> 01:17:49,814 - Yeah, well, life's a drag, isn't it? - Larry! Come on, man. 955 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:53,000 If you're not here in ten minutes, we're not gonna get laid. 956 01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:59,106 Oh, great. 957 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,262 Leonard? 958 01:18:09,635 --> 01:18:11,635 Leonard? 959 01:18:11,703 --> 01:18:13,937 [ Tape Chattering ] 960 01:18:28,553 --> 01:18:31,521 [ Gasps, Screams ] 961 01:18:43,202 --> 01:18:46,670 Who are you? 962 01:18:46,738 --> 01:18:48,956 I am the other woman. 963 01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:52,676 [ Gasps, Screams ] 964 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,138 [ Mary Lou Laughing ] 965 01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:31,965 [ Laughing Continues ] 966 01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:43,277 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 967 01:19:47,816 --> 01:19:51,969 - [ Gunshot ] - Take a break, boys. 968 01:19:53,639 --> 01:19:55,906 All right? I'm not gonna hurt anybody. 969 01:19:55,975 --> 01:19:58,925 All I wanna know is, has anybody seen Sarah? 970 01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:02,096 Alex? 971 01:20:03,765 --> 01:20:06,617 - [ Grunts, Gasps ] - [ Creaking ] 972 01:20:14,126 --> 01:20:16,276 Sarah, look out! 973 01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,411 [ All Screaming ] 974 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,298 Out! Stop it, Mary Lou! 975 01:20:22,367 --> 01:20:25,035 [ Moaning, Panting ] No more. 976 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,607 - No more killing. - [ Groans ] 977 01:20:29,675 --> 01:20:31,675 [ Screams ] 978 01:20:34,447 --> 01:20:38,048 Take me. I'll go with you. Anywhere you want. 979 01:20:39,267 --> 01:20:41,718 But you gotta leave everyone else alone. 980 01:20:41,787 --> 01:20:45,005 - Forever. - It's a deal, lover. 981 01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,278 [ Gasping ] Alex, don't! 982 01:20:52,564 --> 01:20:54,664 I love you. 983 01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:59,336 Mary Lou. I'm ready to come with you. 984 01:20:59,405 --> 01:21:01,639 It's not who you come with, 985 01:21:01,707 --> 01:21:03,707 it's who takes you home. 986 01:21:16,021 --> 01:21:19,522 [ Screaming, Indistinct ] 987 01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:25,278 [ Screams ] 988 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:49,335 [ Whoops, Screams ] 989 01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:52,072 God! Shh! It's not a real good idea... 990 01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:54,374 to mention His name around here. 991 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:57,460 Contrary to popular belief, there is a hell. 992 01:21:57,529 --> 01:22:00,697 And Sarah, you're standing in it. 993 01:22:00,766 --> 01:22:05,018 - I'm gonna find Alex. - Alex doesn't need you anymore. 994 01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:08,138 Get away from me, Shane. Okay. Okay. 995 01:22:08,207 --> 01:22:10,407 Go ahead. Shoot me. Go ahead. 996 01:22:12,111 --> 01:22:14,911 [ Laughs, Grunts ] 997 01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:22,735 - No! - When you have a headache, how do you spell "relief"? 998 01:22:24,306 --> 01:22:27,307 [ Gunshot ] 999 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,609 Sarah, let me give you a piece of my mind. 1000 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:33,113 See, best friends are forever. 1001 01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:38,218 But girlfriends, they come and they go. 1002 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,287 [ Clicking ] [ Gasping ] 1003 01:22:48,981 --> 01:22:52,599 - [ Screams ] - Sarah. 1004 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,935 Don't be such a spoilsport. 1005 01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:57,838 It's fun, once you get used to the smell. 1006 01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:01,141 Sarah-- No! 1007 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:03,209 [ Zombies Groaning ] 1008 01:23:13,705 --> 01:23:17,858 - [ Screams ] - [ Banging On Window, Calling Out ] 1009 01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:20,410 Sarah! We're getting a little bit rushed, Sarah. 1010 01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:23,413 - [ All Chattering ] - [ Whimpering ] 1011 01:23:25,617 --> 01:23:29,219 Sarah, listen to me. I've got to get the car back by 11:30. 1012 01:23:36,728 --> 01:23:39,046 [ Growling ] 1013 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:45,152 Sarah. Sarah! 1014 01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:47,154 It wasn't in the schedule. Come on, Sarah. 1015 01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,689 Party's over, boys. 1016 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:54,761 Ow, Sarah! I'd walk through fire for you. 1017 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,531 Sarah! 1018 01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,338 [ Man ] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 1019 01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:09,442 The prom king and queen for Hamilton High, 1957-- 1020 01:24:09,511 --> 01:24:14,164 Alex Grey and Mary Lou Maloney! 1021 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,958 What do I do? Just follow me... 1022 01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:27,294 and everything will be fine. 1023 01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:35,586 [ Crowd Groaning, Growling ] 1024 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:49,449 [ Panting ] 1025 01:24:51,153 --> 01:24:55,539 [ Electrical Buzzing ] ♪♪ [ '50s Rock ] 1026 01:25:04,350 --> 01:25:06,950 [ Screams ] 1027 01:25:16,395 --> 01:25:19,062 [ Screaming ] 1028 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,751 ♪♪ [ Record Slowing Down ] 1029 01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:31,174 [ Rhythmic Clapping, Ghoulish Moaning ] 1030 01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:58,701 Isn't this cool, Alex? 1031 01:25:58,770 --> 01:26:00,803 You get to be my king. 1032 01:26:00,890 --> 01:26:04,324 I really don't think I'm king material. 1033 01:26:04,393 --> 01:26:06,326 Don't worry. 1034 01:26:06,395 --> 01:26:08,895 [ Clicks, Whirs ] You will be. 1035 01:26:11,049 --> 01:26:13,049 And now, you may kiss the queen. 1036 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:20,840 [ Whirring ] 1037 01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,534 Get away from my boyfriend, you witch! 1038 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:36,206 - Everybody back, or you're barbecue! - Sarah, what are you doing? 1039 01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:39,142 Your girlfriend looks mad, Alex. 1040 01:26:39,211 --> 01:26:42,729 I don't get mad. I bake. 1041 01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:45,481 [ Clicking ] 1042 01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:01,531 [ Gas Hissing ] Nobody move, or this whole place goes up! 1043 01:27:01,599 --> 01:27:03,833 [ Gasps ] 1044 01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,388 [ Hissing Continues ] Sarah-- 1045 01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:11,158 [ Sarah Grunting ] 1046 01:27:12,627 --> 01:27:15,562 Give it up, Sarah! 1047 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:18,848 [ Blowing ] 1048 01:27:20,035 --> 01:27:22,635 - He loves me! - Sarah! 1049 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:25,555 Sarah! 1050 01:27:25,624 --> 01:27:28,791 [ Mary Lou ] Oh, the crown! 1051 01:27:32,147 --> 01:27:34,781 Eat this, Prom Queen! 1052 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,303 [ Screaming ] 1053 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,909 Let's get outta here! 1054 01:27:50,099 --> 01:27:52,099 [ Screams ] 1055 01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,888 [ Alex ] Which way do you go? I thought you knew. 1056 01:28:03,311 --> 01:28:05,244 [ Squeals ] [ Growls ] 1057 01:28:05,313 --> 01:28:09,515 Shane, Shane, no! Shane, don't do this! 1058 01:28:09,584 --> 01:28:13,820 [ Growls ] I guess he's not goin' with you to the farm, after all. 1059 01:28:13,889 --> 01:28:16,356 No! No! He's comin' with me! 1060 01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:21,495 Sorry, Shane. Trip's off. 1061 01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:24,030 [ Skull Squishes ] [ Shane Groans ] 1062 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:26,967 [ Ghoulish Moaning ] 1063 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:58,882 [ Panting, Whimpering ] 1064 01:29:04,890 --> 01:29:06,656 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 1065 01:29:06,724 --> 01:29:09,425 The keys. Gotta be keys. 1066 01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:19,302 - [ Glass Smashing ] - [ Shrieking ] 1067 01:29:20,571 --> 01:29:23,039 [ Moaning, Pounding ] 1068 01:29:24,108 --> 01:29:26,409 Come on. Move it! 1069 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,048 [ Engine Starting ] 1070 01:29:34,752 --> 01:29:37,320 How'd you do that? Drive! 1071 01:29:46,848 --> 01:29:49,382 Alex? 1072 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,638 Alex? 1073 01:29:55,707 --> 01:30:00,276 - Alex? - Get outta my way! 1074 01:30:00,345 --> 01:30:02,862 [ Motor Revving ] 1075 01:30:12,023 --> 01:30:14,724 [ Tires Screeching, Engine Stopping ] 1076 01:30:17,178 --> 01:30:19,713 We're home! [ Hyperventilating ] 1077 01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,781 We're home! We're home! 1078 01:30:30,909 --> 01:30:33,877 Oh. Don't say I never take you anyplace. 1079 01:30:33,945 --> 01:30:36,963 [ Crying, Laughing ] 1080 01:30:39,650 --> 01:30:41,684 [ Alex ] We gotta find a phone. 1081 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,153 [ Engine Chugging ] 1082 01:31:03,325 --> 01:31:05,341 [ Engine Stopping ] You go first. My mom can wait. 1083 01:31:05,410 --> 01:31:07,676 Okay. 1084 01:31:12,317 --> 01:31:14,334 [ Door Slams ] 1085 01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:24,110 - Do you have a dime? - What? 1086 01:31:24,179 --> 01:31:27,997 The phone. It only takes dimes. Is that ever weird! 1087 01:31:28,066 --> 01:31:32,034 - [ Ripping Sound ] - [ Laughing Demonically ] 1088 01:31:33,037 --> 01:31:36,139 - No! - [ Giggling ] 1089 01:31:37,893 --> 01:31:41,745 She got Sarah! 1090 01:31:41,813 --> 01:31:43,830 You gotta help her! 1091 01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:04,083 You win. You hear that, you bitch? You win! 1092 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,189 [ Laughing Insanely ] 1093 01:32:14,128 --> 01:32:17,129 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 1094 01:32:17,199 --> 01:32:19,899 ♪ Funky tracks Fu-Funky tracks ♪ 1095 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:23,369 ♪ Funky Funky, Funky tracks ♪ 1096 01:32:23,438 --> 01:32:25,438 ♪ Funky tracks ♪ 1097 01:32:25,507 --> 01:32:29,409 ♪ Funky tracks Fu-Fu-Funky tracks ♪ 1098 01:32:29,477 --> 01:32:31,411 ♪ Funky tracks ♪ ♪ She's gonna freak ya ♪ 1099 01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:33,613 ♪ Break ya, take ya Play ya like a fool ♪ 1100 01:32:33,682 --> 01:32:36,482 ♪ That oughta teach ya Nowadays, the freaks don't play ♪ 1101 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:39,285 ♪ Always with a tip When it's p-a-y day ♪ 1102 01:32:39,354 --> 01:32:41,854 ♪ You got trapped by the pretty face Kicked a better bass ♪ 1103 01:32:41,923 --> 01:32:44,691 ♪ But it was not a face In other words, home boy You got sliced ♪ 1104 01:32:44,743 --> 01:32:46,842 ♪ 'Cause American women are cold like ice ♪ 1105 01:32:46,911 --> 01:32:50,280 ♪ She's gonna freak ya Play you like an amateur Juice ya, reduce ya ♪ 1106 01:32:50,348 --> 01:32:53,283 ♪ Yeah, damage ya In this era Never make a error ♪ 1107 01:32:53,351 --> 01:32:55,751 ♪ Or she'll capitalize on that terror ♪ 1108 01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:58,821 ♪ Terror, terror, terror ♪ ♪ American woman ♪ 1109 01:32:58,890 --> 01:33:01,291 ♪ American woman ♪ 1110 01:33:01,359 --> 01:33:05,127 ♪ American woman ♪ ♪ Yeah, terror ♪ 1111 01:33:05,197 --> 01:33:09,365 ♪ American woman American woman ♪ 1112 01:33:09,434 --> 01:33:11,767 ♪ American woman ♪ Check it out. 1113 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:14,304 ♪ She's gonna freak ya Freak ya And then you're trapped ♪ 1114 01:33:14,372 --> 01:33:17,207 ♪ See a miniskirt and can't turn back Black Fatal Attraction ♪ 1115 01:33:17,275 --> 01:33:19,209 ♪ A cold wind is blowin' Your zeroes are growin' ♪ 1116 01:33:19,277 --> 01:33:21,744 ♪ And that's why she's gonna Funk you up, pump you up ♪ 1117 01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:24,614 ♪ She's a hottie Turn around, she'll ♪ ♪ Check your body ♪ 1118 01:33:24,683 --> 01:33:28,218 ♪ Yeah, you better play it wise She's gotta have a brain to go with those eyes ♪ 1119 01:33:28,286 --> 01:33:30,820 ♪ Or she's nothin' But you try to risk it ♪ 1120 01:33:30,889 --> 01:33:33,122 ♪ She played you Now you're a statistic ♪ 1121 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,158 ♪ In this era Never make a error ♪ 1122 01:33:35,226 --> 01:33:37,560 ♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror Terror ♪ 1123 01:33:37,628 --> 01:33:39,929 ♪ Spelled with a capital "T" Take heed ♪ ♪ Take heed ♪ 1124 01:33:39,998 --> 01:33:42,631 ♪ It's gettin' hard to breathe You can't slip aside for a sleep ♪ 1125 01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,768 ♪ Stay awake or she'll decapitate Destroy ♪ 1126 01:33:44,836 --> 01:33:47,520 ♪ Dictate Sort of like a snake but more sly ♪ 1127 01:33:47,588 --> 01:33:49,989 ♪ You must be a fool If you think she won't lie ♪ 1128 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:53,726 ♪ Take her out wine and dine her 24/7, she's a '49er ♪ 1129 01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:55,895 ♪ But Jerry Rice, no But very nice, yo ♪ 1130 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,564 ♪ Better be dope to "F" around with the maestro ♪ 1131 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:01,167 ♪ You better wait your turn ♪ 1132 01:34:01,235 --> 01:34:04,336 ♪ Can't be done, Vern In this era Never make a error ♪ 1133 01:34:04,405 --> 01:34:07,774 ♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror ♪ ♪ Terror, terror, terror ♪ 1134 01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:10,143 ♪ American woman ♪ American woman ♪ 1135 01:34:10,211 --> 01:34:12,145 Yeah, terror. Know what I'm sayin'? ♪ American woman ♪ 1136 01:34:12,213 --> 01:34:15,281 ♪ American woman ♪ 1137 01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:18,251 ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ American woman ♪ 1138 01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:20,386 ♪ American woman ♪ 1139 01:34:20,455 --> 01:34:22,388 ♪ American woman ♪ 1140 01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:25,992 Break it down. Yeah. Yeah. 1141 01:34:26,061 --> 01:34:29,278 ♪ I want to see some dope dance steps Know what I'm sayin' ♪ 1142 01:34:29,347 --> 01:34:33,349 ♪♪ [ Hip-Hop Instrumental ] 1143 01:34:47,698 --> 01:34:50,933 ♪ She's gonna freak ya, freak ya Drive ya crazy She's knows you're loaded ♪ 1144 01:34:51,002 --> 01:34:53,769 ♪ She wants your babies L.T.D., should I love 'em ♪ 1145 01:34:53,838 --> 01:34:55,771 ♪ Leave 'em or please 'em ♪ ♪♪ [ Scratching ] 1146 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:58,407 ♪ Skeeze 'em ♪ ♪ Thanks I knew you'd agree ♪ 1147 01:34:58,476 --> 01:35:00,443 ♪ This freak has got a vicious body ♪ 1148 01:35:00,512 --> 01:35:02,545 ♪ But still I think I'll chill ♪ 1149 01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:04,547 ♪ Write dope rhymes While I count my bills ♪ 1150 01:35:04,616 --> 01:35:07,916 ♪ I'll just max, "B" They can't tax me I'll give them my digits ♪ 1151 01:35:07,985 --> 01:35:10,953 ♪ So they could fax me a photo With a two-page description ♪ 1152 01:35:11,022 --> 01:35:14,206 ♪ If I'm impressed I'd give 'em permission To come to my crib ♪ 1153 01:35:14,275 --> 01:35:17,526 ♪ Stand in the line The ones that I check for The ones with the broad mind ♪ 1154 01:35:17,595 --> 01:35:19,546 ♪ In this era Never make a error ♪ 1155 01:35:19,614 --> 01:35:21,814 ♪ Or she'll capitalize And that's terror ♪♪ 128231

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