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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,072 - Some call him Lucifer. 2 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,842 Some call him Satan. 3 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,180 I call him Master. 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,819 Creatures who live off human flesh do exist. 5 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:24,892 Creatures who drink blood and can become wolves are real. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,728 Do you hear me? 7 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,930 I'm gonna tell you a secret. 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,500 I'm one of those creatures 9 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:36,003 and I eat little boys like you for dinner. 10 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:40,308 And on a full moon, I become a wolf. 11 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:43,644 Do you know what a werewolf is? 12 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,114 Do you know what a vampire is? 13 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:50,084 - Stop this! You're scaring the boy to death. 14 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:53,721 - It's okay. Kids like to be scared. 15 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,756 (boy sighs) 16 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:59,460 I'll slip in your house and drink your blood. 17 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,763 I'm a creature of the night. 18 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,833 - Sometimes you're a total asshole. 19 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,269 - And I'll come into your house and kill you 20 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:10,504 and the whole family. 21 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:14,007 I'm a vampire! (cackling) 22 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,311 I'm a vampire! - Stop it. 23 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:19,980 - Don't kill me. 24 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:26,720 - I'll be back tonight, hee hee! (laughs) 25 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,196 Hey, Mildred. 26 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,997 I'm gonna lay down, take a nap. 27 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:41,735 Wake me up in time for lunch. (chuckles) 28 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,404 (birds chirping) 29 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,472 Little pussy. 30 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,047 (birds chirping) 31 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:06,494 (man screams) (tools banging) 32 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,800 (man groaning) 33 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,402 - Oh my god! Oh no! 34 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,471 No, what have you done? 35 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,573 He was only joking. (sobs) 36 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:24,378 What have you done? Oh no! (sobs) 37 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:27,181 (Jim gasping) 38 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,916 - Jim, are you all right? 39 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:32,220 - Yeah, yeah. I just fell asleep. 40 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,521 Hey, what time is it? 41 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,224 - Time to rehearse. Come on. 42 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:37,791 - Paul, what would I do without you? 43 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,260 - Be late a lot. 44 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:42,196 Oh, Sammy's girlfriend's coming to watch us rehearse. 45 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,298 It's tough being The Bad Boys. 46 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:48,602 - (laughs) An up-and-coming rock star's job is never done. 47 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,403 Let's go. 48 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:54,208 Oh, now Paul, fix that sound on the new song. 49 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,811 (everyone chattering) 50 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,112 - [John] Hey, the next guy 51 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,548 that calls me that is dead meat, man. 52 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,182 - Gonna be ready for the concert? 53 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,851 - [All] Yeah. 54 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,687 (hard rock music) 55 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,834 * Started when I got my first guitar * 56 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:24,171 * At the age of 10 57 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:28,008 * I can hardly play but when I strum that thing * 58 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:31,245 * I got the right note now and then * 59 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,914 * All I could see was my name in lights * 60 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,917 * All I could do was dream 61 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:41,021 * Now I see what my mama said to me * 62 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:46,026 * Son, you know, it's hard to win * 63 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,031 * It's a nightmare, it's a nightmare * 64 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:57,505 * Soon I know it's got me 65 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:03,444 * Well, it's a nightmare, a scary nightmare * 66 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,147 * Gotta work real hard 67 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:12,152 * So I can show my stuff and blow them away * 68 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,823 (hard rock music) 69 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,729 * I used to move my parent's house around * 70 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,865 * So the band could rehearse 71 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:28,001 * Dad would split to his workshop * 72 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,739 * And mom would quench our thirst * 73 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:35,042 * On Saturday it was pack our gear * 74 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,878 * Head out for the gig 75 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:41,715 * Playing the National Guard Armory * 76 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:46,420 * It really wasn't that big 77 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,956 * Yeah, it's a nightmare 78 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,426 * Yeah, it's a nightmare 79 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:57,431 * Yeah, soon I know it's got me * 80 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:03,103 * It's a nightmare 81 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,374 * A hard rock nightmare 82 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:11,379 * Mom and Dad, I know you don't understand * 83 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,982 * But I've gotta go 84 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:19,987 * I've gotta make myself a man 85 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:24,658 * I can't get away, I gotta shine * 86 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:29,663 * I got a hard rock nightmare in my mind * 87 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:36,704 * It's a nightmare, a hard rock nightmare * 88 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,241 * It's a nightmare 89 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:47,247 * It's a nightmare (siren blaring) 90 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:52,586 * It's a nightmare, yeah (siren blaring) 91 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,770 (everyone chattering) 92 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,040 - [Charlie] Is there a problem, Officers? 93 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,975 - [Paul] I'm not dressed to go to jail. 94 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,344 - [Police] That's it, the noise has gotta stop. 95 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,779 - Oh, come on, officer. 96 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,449 All we're doing is rehearsing our tunes. 97 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,550 - This is the third complaint this week. 98 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,852 One more time and you're busted. 99 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,286 - But, Officer, we're a band. 100 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,387 We need to rehearse. 101 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,857 - Not in this neighborhood, you don't. 102 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,192 - This is your last warning. 103 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,999 - Dude, like, what are we gonna do? 104 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,868 I mean, we're never gonna be ready for the concert. 105 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,470 - We're gonna have to find another place. 106 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,472 - Where? - I don't know. 107 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,939 How about your house? 108 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,441 - [Paul] What a fab idea. 109 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,876 But my mother would never go for it. 110 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,744 - [Sammy] Dudes, We could rehearse in my van. 111 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:54,281 - [Paul] This is a serious, what are we gonna do? 112 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,216 - Guys, I have an idea. 113 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,156 All right, Paul, is everybody here? 114 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,492 - I think so. 115 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:08,395 Uh, I thought just the band was going, though. 116 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:12,365 - The band, Tim, and a couple of hot babes. 117 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,501 Don't worry about it. 118 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,002 - I'm not, Charlie. 119 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:19,139 I mean, I just want this to be a fabulous, groovy weekend. 120 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,876 - Paul, people don't say groovy anymore, man. 121 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:28,048 - Jim, do you know what you're doing? 122 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,983 - Uncle Gary, it's been over 10 years. 123 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,152 My friends and I need a place to relax and practice 124 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,522 where we can make as much noise as possible. 125 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,757 And Grandma would've loved the idea. 126 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,325 - I wonder what your grandmother would've thought 127 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,128 if she knew that you were turning the farm she left you 128 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,031 into a home for wayward rock stars. 129 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,334 - My favorite group's The Partridge Family. 130 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:50,904 - Shut up, Dirk. - Oh, sorry, Mr. Armstrong. 131 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,142 (Jim sighs) 132 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,343 - Hey Sammy, man, 133 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:57,578 you sure you'll be able to find this place? 134 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,613 - Dude, don't even worry about it. 135 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:02,382 Connie and I are like gnarliest to read these maps. 136 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,917 - Great, listen, do me a favor, 137 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,753 and help me get some of this stuff in there. 138 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:06,754 - All right. 139 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,697 (upbeat music) 140 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,045 - So, who are you? 141 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,949 - I'm Tina. Sally's friend. 142 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,651 - Hi, I'm John. 143 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,588 - I'm coming up this week to help you guys out. 144 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,622 - Great. 145 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,024 You know, I play the drums. 146 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,826 - Yeah, I know. 147 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:50,163 - You know, if there's anything I could do for you... 148 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,000 - You know, there is. - Yeah? 149 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,504 - Could you tell me everything you know about Charlie? 150 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,440 - You feeling all right? 151 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,509 Any nightmares lately? 152 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,144 - I'm fine. 153 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,979 - Dirk, wait for me in the limo. 154 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,681 - The limo? 155 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,250 - The long black car we came in, remember? 156 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,652 - Yes. I'm sorry, the limo. 157 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,986 Right away, sir. 158 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,957 - I wanted to talk to you alone. 159 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:17,891 - Go ahead. 160 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,129 - Jim, you're my only living relative 161 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,365 and I kind of feel responsible for you. 162 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,201 - Yeah, I know. What's your point? 163 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,371 - Well, if for any reason, how do I say this? 164 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,541 If for any reason you don't feel well... 165 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,475 - I'm fine. 166 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,946 - Come on, Jim. We gotta go. 167 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,247 - Uncle Gary. I've gotta go. 168 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,149 Thanks for letting us use your motor home. 169 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,250 - [Charlie] Yeah, really, thanks a lot. 170 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,184 It's really nice of you. 171 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,418 We'll see you in a couple days. 172 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,487 - Jim, are you sure you're up to this? 173 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,690 - That was a long time ago. 174 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,924 - If there are any problems, 175 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,827 there's Ranger Baxter, he'll take care of you. 176 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,396 - Yeah, don't worry. See ya. 177 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,799 - [Charlie] Why does your uncle always worry so much? 178 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,868 - He means well. - I guess. 179 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,436 Come on. Let's get out of here. 180 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,607 (birds chirping) 181 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,010 All right, Sammy, you drive. 182 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,879 - Boom, we are at it. 183 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,515 (everyone chattering) 184 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,351 (hard rock music) 185 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,633 * Need a little time 186 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,104 * It's all up in darkness 187 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,808 (hard rock music) 188 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,315 - So, we all wear mop top wigs 189 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,484 just like the Beatles used to. 190 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,986 - We don't have to wear wigs. 191 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,922 - Nah, band needs a gimmick. 192 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,723 - Why? 193 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,358 - [Paul] So we can get attention. 194 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,828 - Why don't we just try playing good music? 195 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:04,597 - (sighs) Am I the only one with imagination in this band? 196 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,599 - Of course not. You forget, my friend. 197 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,802 I'm the one who came up with the band's name? 198 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,037 The Bad Boys. 199 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:13,506 - Yeah, sounds like a gay porno movie. 200 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,343 (hard rock music) 201 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,223 - (chuckles) Excuse me, guys. 202 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,993 But, who is the blonde with John? 203 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,696 - Huh, you should know. 204 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,465 Your girlfriend invited her. 205 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,867 - Sally did? - Yeah. 206 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,201 She's supposed to come along, I don't know, 207 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,104 help cook or something. - She cooks? 208 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,608 - If you ask me, she's just a groupie. 209 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,643 - Well, no one asked. 210 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,581 - Hey, if Sally invited her, she must be okay. 211 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,150 (cars honking) 212 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,887 - [Paul] I think she's trying 213 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,389 to get your attention, Charlie. 214 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,462 (Charlie chuckles) 215 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,736 (hard rock music) 216 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083 (traffic humming) 217 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,492 - [John] I'm sitting here. 218 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,730 Okay. If you want me to, I'll sit over there. 219 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,566 - So, um, tell me about the drums. 220 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:52,605 - (chuckles) Sure, what do you want to know? 221 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,878 - How big is your drum stick? (chuckles) 222 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,713 (hard rock music) 223 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,927 (traffic humming) 224 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,368 (Paul mutters) 225 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,470 - Uh, did anyone ever tell you 226 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,974 that you have, uh, fabulous eyes? 227 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,109 - You're the first. 228 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,477 - Oh, well. (Tina laughs) 229 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,847 - Your glasses have no glass in them. (laughs) 230 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,782 - I, I, I wear those for effect. 231 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,351 I'm basically making a fashion statement. 232 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,888 - (laughs) I love- - Well thank you, um, 233 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,289 I was gonna say... 234 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,925 Uh, Paul Shaffer's my idol, if you would... 235 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,160 If you could listen... 236 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,997 (traffic humming) 237 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,200 - So, do you really think I'm pretty enough 238 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,702 to be an actress? - Yeah, I do. 239 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,438 You know, I'm more than, uh, 240 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,074 just a band sound mixer, you know. 241 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,846 - She's a groupie. - I know. 242 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,818 - And she's trying to get you interested in her 243 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,254 by flirting with us. - I know. 244 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,592 - So, what are you gonna do about the tease? 245 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,130 - Nothing. I'm not gonna pay any attention to her. 246 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:23,964 - Why? 247 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,569 - I'm gonna make her beg for it. 248 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,639 - Wow. You are so hip. 249 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,046 - But, for now, I'm gonna get some sleep. 250 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,424 (traffic humming) 251 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,530 - What am I gonna do with you? 252 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,133 Tina, control yourself. 253 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,869 - Sorry, he's just so cute. 254 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,738 - You promised to behave if I invited you on the trip. 255 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,674 - I know, I know. 256 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,908 You're right. 257 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,012 - Throwing yourself at Charlie won't work. 258 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,013 Enough said? 259 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:15,782 - Yeah. 260 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,288 (traffic humming) 261 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,903 (suspenseful music) 262 00:15:55,122 --> 00:16:00,127 (Jim gasps) (ominous music) 263 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,762 - Where is everybody? 264 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,432 (ominous music) 265 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,477 Hello? (ominous music) 266 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,750 (gasps) Grandpa! 267 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,254 (Grandpa cackling) 268 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:32,259 Don't kill me! Please don't. (Grandpa cackling) 269 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,762 Sorry. (sobbing) 270 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,698 (Grandpa cackling) 271 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:45,772 (Grandpa cackling) (ominous music) 272 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:51,744 (Grandpa cackling) (bandmates groaning) 273 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,182 - [All] Jim! 274 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,087 (Jim gasping) 275 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,723 - [Sally] Jimmy, are you okay? You okay? 276 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,592 - You were all dead. 277 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,094 You're all undead. 278 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,362 You're all trying to kill me. 279 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,798 - [Sally] Calm down, it's over now, honey. 280 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,766 - Oh, it seemed so real. 281 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,502 - [Sally] Go back to sleep. 282 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,070 We're almost there. 283 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:22,375 Back to sleep. (Jim breathes heavily) 284 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,602 (traffic humming) 285 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,880 - Hey, you guys. 286 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,249 I have to tell you all something, 287 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,484 but I wanted to wait until Jim was asleep. 288 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,752 - What is it? 289 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,255 - This house has some bad memories for Jim. 290 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,689 So, if we could all be extra careful 291 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,992 about Jim's feelings when we get to the house? 292 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,961 - Place isn't haunted, is it? 293 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,629 - No, of course not. 294 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,000 Over 15 years ago, someone was murdered there. 295 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,769 - Stop. You're scaring me. 296 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,837 - I'm not trying to, 297 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,973 but let's make the next few days as fun as possible 298 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,276 so Jim won't have any bad memories, okay? 299 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,378 - Sure. - Yeah, no problem. 300 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,547 - And, oh yeah, I never told you any of this. Okay? 301 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,983 - (chuckles) Any of what? 302 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,052 (everyone laughs) 303 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,889 (traffic humming) 304 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,495 - [Sammy] Hey, good morning. 305 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,796 Everybody have a good night sleep? 306 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,130 - [Sally] I got the bathroom first. 307 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,365 - [John] Who cut the cheese? 308 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,600 - [Sally] Did anyone bring toothpaste? 309 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,967 - [Jim] Did anyone bring deodorant? 310 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,603 Somebody wake up Paul. 311 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,371 - [Connie] I think I'm constipated. 312 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,807 - [Tim] Where the hell are we? 313 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,379 - [Sammy] Hey, we're here. 314 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,548 - Where's the house? - How should I know? 315 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,882 - [Connie] Maybe the house is invisible 316 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,285 like Wonder Woman's airplane. 317 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,089 (door clanks) 318 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,432 - This is as far as the motor home can go. 319 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,833 We've gotta hike the rest. 320 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,167 - Okay, everybody grab something. 321 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,269 Let's get to the house. 322 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,570 - Come on, everybody. Let's move. 323 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,071 I'll lead the way. 324 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,843 - Does this place, like, have a television set? 325 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,511 - Sure, babe. 326 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,348 (hard rock music) 327 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,308 - [Charlie] Come on, keep moving. 328 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,146 - [Tina] Slow up. 329 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,517 - [Tim] How far is this place? 330 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,554 - Like how? - Stop complaining. 331 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,362 - Paul? 332 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,431 Did anybody wake up Paul? 333 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,769 (birds chirping) 334 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,570 - Guys? 335 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,308 Where is everybody? 336 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:43,976 Hey, guys? 337 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,515 (footsteps crunching) 338 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,122 (pensive music) 339 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,166 (footsteps crunching) 340 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,140 - [Tina] Can somebody help me? 341 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,542 - Tim, help Tina. 342 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,278 - [Tim] Why doesn't Jim slow up? 343 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,247 - [Tina] Are we almost there yet? 344 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,315 My feet hurt. 345 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,156 - [Jim] Come on, keep up. 346 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,759 - We're coming. - When do we eat? 347 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,595 - [Jim] Just a little bit farther. 348 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,602 - Hey, guys? Guys? 349 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,075 - Come on, come on. Let's go! 350 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,613 - [Tim] It's getting dark. When are we gonna get there? 351 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,848 - Oh, look, a bird. - Great. 352 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,786 Hey, get down. - Chill, okay? 353 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,491 (traffic honking) 354 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,162 (classical piano music) 355 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,033 - Ranger Baxter. 356 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,302 Yeah. This is Gary Armstrong. 357 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,938 Yeah, the Armstrong house. 358 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,172 Fine, thanks. 359 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,941 Listen, you can do me a big favor. 360 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,077 My nephew, Jimmy, is gonna be spending the weekend 361 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,413 up at the house. 362 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:32,452 Yes, it's the first time since that terrible accident. 363 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,654 Well, just between you and me, 364 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,055 I'm a little worried about him. 365 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,591 He's been acting strange lately. 366 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:42,929 I was wondering if you could look in on them this weekend? 367 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,664 Oh no, I didn't know. 368 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,335 Well, you have a nice time at your sister's wedding. 369 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,303 I mean, what could happen to them anyway? 370 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,406 They'll be back on Monday. 371 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:57,710 I'm just being overly protective, I guess. 372 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,447 You have a nice time. Thank you. 373 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,750 (classical piano music) 374 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,720 They're up there, all alone. 375 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,427 (dramatic music) 376 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,062 - It's the house. 377 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,197 - I thought I'd never catch up with you guys. 378 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,467 Wow. This structure is fab. 379 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:25,572 - God, it's just the way I remember it. 380 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,641 The way I dreamed about it. 381 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:29,842 - Jim, your grandmother must have been 382 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,445 a great lady to leave you this. 383 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,882 Jim? Jim, are you okay? 384 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,519 - You okay, buddy? 385 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,854 - Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm great. 386 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,189 - Gonna be okay? - Yeah, hey, 387 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,191 let's go show everybody their rooms. 388 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,594 Guess I'm the host for the next four days. 389 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,997 - Okay, everybody, band rehearsal in the next two hours. 390 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,932 - The house is clean and the power's on. 391 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,366 - Yeah, let's go. 392 00:23:56,035 --> 00:24:00,039 - I'm hungry, Sammy. - Let's check out the fridge. 393 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,173 - Look, a well. 394 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,276 Love Perrier. 395 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,014 - Tim, do you really think I have 396 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,483 the makings of a great actress? 397 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,385 - Tina, I think that with the right person behind you, 398 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,489 you could become the next Meryl Streep. 399 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,490 - Who's she? 400 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,260 - Vanna White? - Oh yeah, really? 401 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,430 - Hey, I know a lot about the entertainment business. 402 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:25,932 - Well, can I ask you a question? 403 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,333 - Yeah, sure. 404 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,936 - How well do you know Charlie? 405 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,908 (hard rock music) 406 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:58,497 * Lurking in the shadows, dimness of night * 407 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,767 * Plotting evil strategies 408 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:03,502 * Making wrong out of right 409 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,972 * Deceiving hunks of metal 410 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,575 * With the sound of lion's roar * 411 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:13,580 * And trusting in our and waging a war * 412 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:18,618 * It's not secret, you're gonna reap it * 413 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,987 * The seed's been planted 414 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:25,992 * And in time it's gonna tell on you * 415 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:31,631 * It's gonna tell on you 416 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:36,636 * The seed's been planted 417 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:42,041 * It's gonna tell on you, oh, oh * 418 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:49,448 * Living off the land in the air of the night * 419 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:54,520 * Nothing's held too sacred from its evil bite * 420 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:59,091 * Cuts in too deep where the life waters flow * 421 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:01,628 * And it tries to hold you back * 422 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,997 * And never wants to let you go * 423 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:10,002 * You try to hide it, you can't deny it * 424 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,171 * The seed's been planted 425 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:17,043 * And in time, it's gonna tell on you * 426 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:22,615 * It's gonna tell on you 427 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:27,620 * The seed's been planted 428 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,024 * It's gonna tell on you, yeah 429 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:35,728 (hard rock music) 430 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:58,084 * Time is gonna tell on you, oh * 431 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:03,222 * It's gonna tell on you 432 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,026 * It's gonna tell on you 433 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:29,048 (footsteps tapping) 434 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:29,882 - Hi. 435 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:33,920 - Hi. 436 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:38,424 - Penny for your thoughts. 437 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,595 You know, when Sally asked me to 438 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,033 come up this week for a few days, I almost died. 439 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,101 - Really? - I've seen the band play 440 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:52,171 at every concert and, uh, I think you're the best. 441 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,106 - What do you want from me? 442 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,408 Really. What do you want from me? 443 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:57,243 - Nothing. 444 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:02,514 I just wanna get to know you, to be your friend. 445 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,354 So, long ride up here. 446 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,522 - Real long. 447 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,863 - Well, um, Sally, she's a great girl. 448 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:17,696 - Yeah. 449 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:23,169 - I remember reading about the murder up here. 450 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,536 Did you ever meet Jim's grandfather? 451 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,537 - Excuse me. 452 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:28,975 - Wait, don't go. 453 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,844 I mean, I know I must sound like some crazy groupie. 454 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,579 - You got that right. 455 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,953 - Penny for your thoughts? 456 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,457 (Jim laughing) - So, if and when your songs 457 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,160 are being played on the radio? - Yes, my dear. 458 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,296 - And, uh, you and the band perform on that 459 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,065 national television show? - Yes, my dear. 460 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,701 - And you all become big stars and sex symbols 461 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:58,070 like David Lee Roth and Mick Jagger? 462 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,739 - Yes, my dear. - You gonna forget about me? 463 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,341 - Yes, my dear. - What? 464 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,844 - Sally. I'll never leave you. 465 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,314 - Really? - Yeah, here. 466 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,582 This is for you. 467 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,389 I really worked hard on this. 468 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,958 I hope you like it. 469 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:25,464 (rock ballad music) 470 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:37,443 * When we talk late at night 471 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:44,350 * Feel so close to you 472 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:51,557 * There's no misunderstanding 473 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:58,865 * Nothing clouds our view 474 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:05,571 * There's no need for questions * 475 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:10,576 * Because I know that your heart is right * 476 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:19,919 * And people tell me we're destined * 477 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,923 * I don't know what's wrong or right * 478 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:28,928 * Tell me, girl, whoa 479 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:34,066 * I'm still gonna want you 480 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:39,071 * Oh, I really need you to 481 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:46,378 * Oh, I think I want to 482 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:54,720 * 'Cause your love has got me through * 483 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,964 * They say our love 484 00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:18,945 (telephone ringing) 485 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,492 - Hello. Hello? 486 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:38,664 Who is this? 487 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,335 I don't understand. Grandpa? 488 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:49,942 A full moon? 489 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:55,114 No, don't kill me. Don't kill me. 490 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,683 - Jim, are you okay? What's going on? 491 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,953 - (gasps) That was my grandpa. 492 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:03,155 - What are you saying? Your grandpa's dead. 493 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,356 - Yeah, I know. 494 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:07,593 - Jim, look. Being here's affecting you. 495 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:12,398 That was probably some kind of sick joke or something. 496 00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:13,565 Listen to me, you're okay. - No, no. 497 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,800 Yeah, I'm okay. 498 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,003 Really? I'm fine. 499 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,138 I'm just gonna go, uh, go take a walk now. 500 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:20,039 - Okay, let me come with you. 501 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,707 - No, it'll be okay. 502 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,611 I just need to clear my head, get some air, you know? 503 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,279 - All right. But promise me you're okay. 504 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,680 - Yeah, I'm fine. 505 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,454 - So, tell me about Charlie. 506 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:38,090 - Could you forget about Charlie, please? 507 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,625 - But you promised. 508 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:43,295 - I will tell you about Charlie later, okay? 509 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:45,697 Oh, I'm so horny. 510 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,172 (Tim coughs) 511 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,740 Drink some of that. 512 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,278 (Tina coughs) 513 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:02,681 - Whew! That makes me feel so warm and cozy. 514 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,753 - This will make you feel even more cozy. 515 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:10,922 - No. 516 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,427 - Look, all right, if you don't want to go all the way, 517 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:18,664 you'll at least get me off, please. 518 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:19,731 - That's disgusting. 519 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,900 - It's not disgusting, all right? 520 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,669 Look, just kiss it, okay? 521 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,471 All the girls in California do. 522 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:26,538 - No, I said! 523 00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:29,541 - Please, honey. - No. 524 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:32,911 - All right, then. 525 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:36,548 If you don't want to kiss it, how about this? 526 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,018 (zipper scratches) 527 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,089 That's very good. (chuckles) 528 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,690 - It is big. - I know. 529 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,925 Oh, okay now, just start slow. 530 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,894 Okay. Oh, that's great. 531 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:53,165 Oh, that's great. (exhales) That feels good. 532 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,366 Oh yes, very good. 533 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,734 All right. Now little faster now. 534 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,469 Faster, now faster. 535 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,938 Oh my god! Oh, faster, faster. 536 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,110 God, that feels good, Debbie, please don't stop. 537 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,244 - What? - I just- 538 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:06,678 - My name is Tina. 539 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,080 - What are you doing? Don't stop! 540 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,248 - You don't even know my name. 541 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,916 - I know your name, it's, it's... 542 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,584 I remember your name. It's Terry. 543 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:15,121 - My name is Tina. - Tina. 544 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,655 I can't believe you're gonna leave me like this. 545 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,690 Come on, at least finish where you started. 546 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,860 - Drop dead. - Damn it, come back here. 547 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:24,730 Damn it, I'm gonna burst. 548 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,298 Tina! 549 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:27,999 All I wanted was a little head. 550 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,502 (Tim screams) 551 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:37,643 (footsteps crunching) 552 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,486 (Tina shrieks) 553 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,255 - Are you okay? 554 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,657 - Yeah. I just thought I hurt Tim scream. 555 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,326 - Yeah, me too. Let's find him.ú 556 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:01,167 (suspenseful music) - Tim! 557 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,371 Tim, are you okay? 558 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:08,374 (suspenseful music) 559 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,080 (Tina screams) 560 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:15,914 Oh my god! 561 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,554 - Grandpa. What have you done? 562 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,661 (metal clanging) 563 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:36,535 - [Charlie] Come on, come on. 564 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,237 - [Sally] What's going on? 565 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,172 - Something's wrong. - Let's go, let's go. 566 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,941 - [Sammy] I'm coming, I'm coming. 567 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,881 - Oh! - Oh my god, he's dead. 568 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,317 - Who's dead? - I don't know, 569 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,051 his head's missing. 570 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:56,755 - What happened? - Dude, this is sick. 571 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,190 - Jim, what happened? 572 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,826 - I, (stammers) I don't know. 573 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,494 Tina, you tell them. 574 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:06,898 - We were messing around and I got mad and left. 575 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,234 I don't know he was drinking. 576 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:10,236 He must have fell into the blade. 577 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:13,705 - Paul, take Tina and the girls back to the house. 578 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,074 Sammy, call the police or the ranger, whoever, 579 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,344 whoever you call to report an accident. 580 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,513 - Accident? Wait, this is no accident. 581 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,283 Tim was murdered. 582 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,617 - What? 583 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,219 - A wolf did it. 584 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,587 - A wolf? Are you nuts? 585 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,322 - That is not funny, dude. 586 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,391 - A what? - What did he say? 587 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,759 - Come on, Jim. Let's go back to the house. 588 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:35,694 - No. Listen to me. 589 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,995 I know it sounds nuts 590 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,665 and you think I'm a jerk for saying this. 591 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,434 It's very hard to understand this, 592 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,203 but I know all about this stuff. 593 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,874 My grandfather was a, he was a very evil man 594 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:52,811 and he killed Tim. - Jim, calm down. 595 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,813 - No. Can you listen to me? 596 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,616 We're all in danger. We're all in danger! 597 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:58,984 - I think Jim is losing it. 598 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,286 - Listen. Every full moon- 599 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:03,054 - Jim, stop it. Stop it. 600 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,824 Buddy, it's me, Charlie. 601 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,426 I mean, you're with your friends, okay? 602 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:10,796 - Charlie, you gotta believe me. 603 00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:12,864 - I do believe you. I do. 604 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,806 Sally, take Jim back to the house. 605 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,674 Get him a drink, I'll be there in a moment. 606 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:25,110 - Charlie, I can explain everything. 607 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,479 You know about what happened here. 608 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,881 It was true. - I know, I know. 609 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,129 Somebody get some sheets. 610 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,232 Look around for his head. 611 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,639 (Tina sobbing) 612 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,075 - It's not your fault. 613 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,811 It was an accident. - I know. 614 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:04,115 I just wish I wouldn't have let him drink so much. 615 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,386 - Tina, is there anything I can get you? 616 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:10,188 - A drink would be okay. 617 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:11,022 - Sure. 618 00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:17,896 - It's not working. 619 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:18,997 - Well, it was working before. 620 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:20,499 Try jiggling it. 621 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,300 - Just because I used to be a mud wrestler, 622 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,602 doesn't mean I'm stupid. 623 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:24,770 - I know that, Connie. 624 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,872 I know you're not stupid. 625 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:28,640 You're just hard-headed. 626 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,808 - And what does that mean? 627 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,742 - Nothing. 628 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:32,243 Just give me the fucking phone. 629 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,646 I will get it to work. 630 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,650 - For all I care, you can sleep with the fucking phone, 631 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,852 'cause you're not with me. 632 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,287 - It's your loss? 633 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,525 They're all alike. - Any luck, Sam? 634 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,394 I don't know, maybe if I get her drunk enough. 635 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:50,195 - Not with her, with the phone. 636 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:52,531 - Oh no. It's broken. - Shit. 637 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,667 - You see? 638 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,736 - Jim, are you still freaking out? 639 00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:58,837 - No, I'm okay. 640 00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,938 I just know what's happening. 641 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,540 - Stop, Jim. Don't say any more. 642 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,774 - No, I have to. 643 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,075 - [Charlie] Hey, is everybody okay? 644 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:05,276 - (chuckles) Yeah, right. 645 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,278 - No. Everyone is not okay. 646 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,114 - Jim, don't. - This is not the time. 647 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,616 - Wait, just hear me out. 648 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,184 - Hey, tomorrow. Okay, dude? 649 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,587 - Tomorrow it'll be too late! 650 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,890 - Hey, you guys, listen to him. 651 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,159 (Jim groans) 652 00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:23,962 You guys, just hear what Jim has to say. 653 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,597 - Thank you, Charlie. 654 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,499 - On one condition. 655 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:28,734 Man, you're exhausted. 656 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:30,469 After we hear you out, you and Sally go to bed. 657 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:34,305 - Fine, I'll state my peace and let you decide. 658 00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:37,976 At least I feel better knowing I warned you. 659 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,181 What time is it? 660 00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,518 - About 12 o'clock. 661 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:49,855 - Okay, for the next six or seven hours, 662 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,858 we should all stay inside. - But why? 663 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:57,262 - Because Tim's death wasn't an accident. 664 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,431 A wolf did it. A werewolf. 665 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,569 (Connie and Tina laughing) 666 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,271 - Sure. - Don't start that again. 667 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,740 - [Charlie] Come on, gang. Just hear him out. 668 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,042 - Tonight is a full moon. 669 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,111 I went out to the barn before Tim was killed 670 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:16,548 and in the bushes I saw it. - What did you see? 671 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:20,385 - It was a big wolf, but it stood on two legs. 672 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:26,057 I was about 100 feet from it when it spotted me and ran. 673 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,626 - Wait a minute, man. 674 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,929 How could you see anything at night, 675 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,098 100 feet away in the dark? 676 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,802 And why'd it run away from you? 677 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:40,806 - I know it sounds crazy, but the creature is real. 678 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,940 It killed Tim. 679 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,578 I knew he was gonna die and I know we're all in danger. 680 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:49,180 - How do you know that? 681 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,316 - A little while ago, I got a phone call. 682 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:52,984 Didn't I, Sally? 683 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,053 And it was my grandfather. 684 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,622 He is the creature. 685 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:58,289 - He can't be serious. - Your grandfather's dead. 686 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,860 - Yes, but it's very hard to kill a vampire. 687 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,501 - (chuckles) Yeah. - Come on. 688 00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:11,670 (Sammy moaning) 689 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,004 - [Sally] Stop it. 690 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,140 - Why don't you believe me? 691 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,042 Charlie, you tell them. 692 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,682 Maybe I am losing my mind. 693 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:25,083 - No, you're not. 694 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:30,221 Buddy, I will handle everything, I will. 695 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,658 Paul, Sally, will you take him to his room? 696 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:34,560 - Charlie, you're my best friend. 697 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,461 You gotta believe me. 698 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:37,729 Prove me wrong. 699 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:42,133 Get help before it strikes again. 700 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:46,437 - He needs to get help. - Are we gonna do about this? 701 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,616 - Wow. Jim's, like, having a nervous breakdown. 702 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,350 - Yeah, like, nobody believes in 703 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,287 vampires and werewolves anymore. 704 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:03,955 - No, I mean, like, if he'd said 705 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:07,525 a guy in a hockey mask killed Tim, I'd have been scared. 706 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,962 - Yeah. (both chuckling) 707 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,466 (suspenseful music) 708 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,935 - He was a little boy. 709 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:20,438 He really thought his grandfather was possessed. 710 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:21,673 The courts understood that Jim 711 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,775 really didn't kill his grandfather. 712 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:26,211 They ruled it temporary insanity. 713 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,146 - Jim's been receiving psychiatric help 714 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,448 for the last 12 years. 715 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,183 I guess, coming back to his grandfather's house 716 00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:34,185 triggered it again. 717 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,822 - So, I hope, as his friends 718 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,990 that we can keep his secret. 719 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,358 When we get back to the house, 720 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,093 I'm gonna get Jim some help. 721 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,662 - Well, dude, when is that? 722 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,997 I mean, are we gonna stay here for the whole weekend 723 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:48,199 even though Tim got killed? 724 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,669 - Yeah, when are the police gonna get here? 725 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,003 - [Charlie] I, I don't know. 726 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:54,172 Paul, what did the police say? 727 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,642 - Uh, the phone's not working. 728 00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:01,613 (wolf howling) 729 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,087 - Oh, okay. There, there's a CB in the motor home. 730 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,188 - Yeah. 731 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,422 - Well, we'll just use it 732 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,558 and there's a ranger station five miles away. 733 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,226 - I'm off to the ranger station. 734 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,796 - No, Tina, wait, you don't look too good. 735 00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:19,330 You stay here and rest. 736 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:20,966 Connie and I will go. 737 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:23,869 - Look, if Tim's getting killed wasn't an accident, 738 00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:26,838 then the only one left out there with us was Jim. 739 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:28,573 - [John] What are you saying? 740 00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:30,341 - Well, nothing, just that I don't think 741 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,610 I wanna be left here alone with Jim, okay? 742 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,379 - Tina. - Well, for Christ's sake, 743 00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:36,982 the guy's running around yelling werewolf. 744 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,149 - Jim's our friend. - And he did kill his grand- 745 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:41,086 - Tina! - Just chill, you guys, okay? 746 00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,823 (Tina sighs) 747 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,626 - [Paul] She is such a bitch. 748 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,361 - Look, Connie and I will head back 749 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,863 to the motor home and get help. 750 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,431 We'll be back in no time. 751 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,667 So, chill out, you guys, okay? 752 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,968 - Okay, fine. 753 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,203 Are you sure you guys can do this all right? 754 00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:59,771 - Sure, dude, no problem. 755 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:00,505 - Great. 756 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:04,209 - Where's my jacket? - Over here. 757 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:06,912 - What about the ranger station? 758 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:09,514 - Could you get my bag? 759 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,082 - I'll go. - Me too. 760 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,088 - Paul, no way. 761 00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:19,490 John, man, it's a long hike. I'll go. 762 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,927 - Don't worry, John and I will be fine. 763 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:25,731 Besides, you should stay here with Jim and Sally. 764 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:28,333 (wolf howling) 765 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:36,607 - Let's not let our imaginations get the best of us. 766 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:39,177 Are you sure? - No problem, man. 767 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,580 - Be careful. 768 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:48,253 - I love technical stuff. (John laughs) 769 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,725 - Charlie, you stay here and, you know, 770 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:55,426 protect the girls, huh? 771 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,295 - Jim's here too. You sure you don't want me to go? 772 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,198 - Uh, Charlie, let's be real. - Fine. 773 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,768 But when you get to the ranger station, call. 774 00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:04,602 - Keep your walkie talkie on, right? 775 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:07,005 - Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute? 776 00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,006 - Excuse me. 777 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:10,876 - Nothing to worry about, 778 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:13,244 but keep an eye on Jim, okay? 779 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:14,412 - Oh man, not you too. 780 00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:17,015 - Hey, he's my best friend too. 781 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:20,886 But who knows what's going on with his mind? 782 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,821 - I understand. 783 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,956 Now listen. Be careful out there. 784 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:26,925 Don't fall in any holes or anything. 785 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:29,761 Seriously. And the band needs you. 786 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:32,663 And you're my bro. 787 00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:35,066 - Hey, don't get mushy on me. 788 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,771 What's this for? 789 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:40,605 - In case you run into any wildlife. 790 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:43,274 (Paul chuckles) 791 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:47,612 - Come on, we're off. - All right. 792 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:49,514 Catch you in about an hour. - Okay. 793 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:52,784 - Listen for us. - Don't worry, we will. 794 00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:00,358 - Be careful, guys. 795 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:01,659 Be very careful. 796 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,432 - Are you sure you know where we're going? 797 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,668 - I wish you would stop complaining. 798 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:14,572 Connie, you don't really think Jim is crazy, do you? 799 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,507 - Yeah, Jim isn't nuts. 800 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,443 Like, if he says his grandfather's a werewolf, 801 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,045 I believe him. 802 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,547 - You mean like the one in the movies? 803 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:24,215 - Maybe Jim is nuts. 804 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:29,387 (footsteps crunching) 805 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:32,057 (ominous music) 806 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:38,729 (creature growls) 807 00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:43,601 (ominous music) 808 00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,479 - You know, my uncle told me 809 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,081 that he saw a flying saucer once. 810 00:46:56,081 --> 00:46:57,648 - Really? - Yeah. 811 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,151 - Did he report it to the government? 812 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,154 - Uh, yeah, but they didn't believe him. 813 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,555 - Why not? 814 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,457 - Well, he was sort of on acid at the time. 815 00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:08,393 - Man, I am totally against doing drugs. 816 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,494 - Oh, me too. 817 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:13,164 Um, wait a minute. Is pot a drug? 818 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,001 - No, no. It's an herb. - Oh, okay. 819 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:23,942 (ominous music) 820 00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:34,719 (ominous music continues) 821 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,162 Hey, let's take a break. 822 00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:49,968 After we find the house, I wanna do some serious boning. 823 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,970 - I brought just what we need. 824 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:53,304 - Oh, all right. 825 00:47:58,643 --> 00:47:59,477 Gnarly. 826 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:14,225 (chuckles) Wow. 827 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,260 Mm, let me have a feel. - Not yet. 828 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,929 Give me the joint and get naked. 829 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:22,300 - Oh, you don't have to tell me twice. 830 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,407 (Connie coughs) 831 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,541 Okay, I'm ready. 832 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,043 - So am I. 833 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:34,980 - God, this is so much better than the back of my van. 834 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,315 - Mm. Boinking by moonlight. 835 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:43,921 (wind rustling) (water gurgling) 836 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,862 (crickets peeping) 837 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:06,277 (guitar twanging) 838 00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:10,715 - You must think I'm a real bitch. 839 00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:12,617 - No, you're just upset about Tim and everything. 840 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,686 - No, no, forget Tim. He's dead. 841 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,022 - Maybe you are a bitch. 842 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:20,025 - Oh no. I'm just scared and lonely. 843 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:24,662 - You don't look too scared. 844 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:30,268 - My room's at the top of the stairs. 845 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,683 - I'll remember that. 846 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,987 - Charlie, Jim's not in his room. 847 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,658 (Sammy and Connie laughing) 848 00:49:55,893 --> 00:50:00,598 - Wow, this is so meaningful, Connie. (laughs) 849 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,233 - Okay. Okay. 850 00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:07,238 Like, if I'm Mary Anne, who's Gilligan and the skipper? 851 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,006 (Connie giggles) 852 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,541 - Well, uh, wait, wait a minute. 853 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:15,380 I mean, we're not even on a desert island. (laughs) 854 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:19,084 So, there goes your theory, right? 855 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:20,518 - Okay. Okay. 856 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:24,822 So, if we're not the castaways on "Gilligan's Island," 857 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:28,993 maybe we're like the Robinsons on "Lost in Space." 858 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,598 (Connie giggles) 859 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:38,603 - (chuckles) I'm so stoned. I mean, we... 860 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,206 (Sammy and Connie laughing) 861 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:43,108 We shouldn't have smoked so much. 862 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,443 - It's okay, we're not driving. 863 00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:50,415 - Oh yeah. I guess you're right. (chuckles) 864 00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:55,153 Look, look at that, over there. (laughs) 865 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:59,757 - I can hardly see, I'm so baked. (laughing) 866 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:04,195 - Oh, look. Look at the big dog. (chuckles) 867 00:51:04,195 --> 00:51:05,863 - Oh yeah, I see it. 868 00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:12,703 Oh, I must be lost, like us. (giggles) 869 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,442 - He's so cute. Here doggie, doggie, doggie. 870 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,644 (creature growls) 871 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:23,114 Dude, that dog is, like, growling at us. 872 00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:25,683 - Oh, he's probably hungry. 873 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,519 - Oh yeah. - Where's the candy bar? 874 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:31,088 I'm gonna feed it. - Here it is. 875 00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,962 Hey, but, (laughs) be careful, Connie. 876 00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:41,632 Don't get fleas. (laughing) 877 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:48,839 (creature growling) (Connie shrieks) 878 00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:52,076 - (shushing) Hey, be quiet! 879 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:56,814 (creature growling) (Connie shrieks) 880 00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,716 - Uh. What the... 881 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:00,585 Ah! (creature growling) 882 00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:02,820 Oh, this tastes gnarly. Ah! 883 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,856 (creature growling) 884 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:07,892 Oh, wait a minute, you're not... 885 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:12,897 (Sammy screams) (creature growling) 886 00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:16,867 (Charlie knocking) 887 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:19,304 (soft rock music) 888 00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:23,474 - And to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit? 889 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:30,948 - (sighs) I thought Jim might be in here. 890 00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:33,484 - Why don't you come in? 891 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,652 - What's this? 892 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:39,023 - It's a letter I'm writing to my cousin. 893 00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:41,559 - You're not writing about Jim's mental problems, are you? 894 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:43,194 - No, I'm not writing about Jim 895 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,630 thinking that his grandfather's a werewolf. 896 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:48,699 (paper rustling) 897 00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:50,167 - The Bad Boys are one of the 898 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,937 most original hard rock bands to come along in years, 899 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:54,505 but the real power behind the new band, 900 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:57,141 The Bad Boys, is Charlie Thomas. 901 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:01,646 Charlie Thomas on stage is hotter than Jagger 902 00:53:01,646 --> 00:53:04,249 and sexier than David Lee Roth. 903 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,519 But the rest of the band is average. 904 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:11,256 - My cousin publishes a rock magazine. 905 00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:16,160 - Really? But the rest of these guys are my friends. 906 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,664 - Charlie, can we speak honestly? 907 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:20,565 - Go ahead. 908 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,434 - Well, about six months ago, 909 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:27,505 Sally invited me to come and see the band play 910 00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:31,409 and well, the band is good, but you are better. 911 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,746 I mean, you should be the star. 912 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,415 I have friends in the music business 913 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:38,583 and I could... 914 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:44,655 I would do anything for you, Charlie Thomas. 915 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:47,425 - And what do you want in return? 916 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,464 - [Tina] Nothing. 917 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:56,233 - So, you're trying to get 918 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,202 your cousin to do a story on me? 919 00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:00,471 - I wanna help you, Charlie. 920 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:02,807 - Do you? 921 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:06,711 - I have money, connections to everything. 922 00:54:06,711 --> 00:54:08,779 Let me help you, Charlie. 923 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,582 - Let's speak honestly. 924 00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:15,486 What do you want from me? 925 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:17,688 - Nothing. 926 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:21,792 - You're a liar. 927 00:54:22,727 --> 00:54:25,330 I knew what you want from me. 928 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:26,764 I knew what you wanted from me 929 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,767 from the very first time you saw me. 930 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,238 - Don't make me beg. 931 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,746 - Ah, what the hell. 932 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,882 It would be rude if I said no. 933 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:47,718 (soft rock music) 934 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:13,678 * And the writing's on the wall * 935 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:15,145 - Jim, where have you been? 936 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,948 - Sally, there is something out there. 937 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,116 I'm not crazy. 938 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:22,553 - I know. 939 00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:26,891 - Sam, Connie, Paul and John are all in danger. 940 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,125 - I love you so much, Jim. 941 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,160 - If you love me, you've gotta believe me. 942 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,962 - I do, I do. 943 00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:34,532 - A wolf is out there. - I know. 944 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,806 (Charlie moans) 945 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:49,179 (Charlie breathing heavily) 946 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,516 - (chuckles) That was great. 947 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:54,084 That was really great. 948 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:56,220 - That was great? 949 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,055 What do you mean? 950 00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:00,224 That's it? We're finished? 951 00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:06,597 It's over? (chuckles) God, it was so quick. 952 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:09,800 - You wanted to get fucked and I did it. 953 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,302 Let's talk about my career. 954 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,038 - Well, that sucked. 955 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,407 I mean, that has got to be one of the worst... 956 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:19,944 No, no, no, the worst sex I have ever had. 957 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:21,011 You're awful. 958 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,749 - I, I did my best. 959 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:27,752 - That was your best? 960 00:56:27,752 --> 00:56:30,621 Thank god I got you at your best. 961 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,990 God, what a disappointment. 962 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:37,595 And I've been dreaming about this night for months. 963 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:41,466 - I've never had any complaints before when I've had sex. 964 00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:43,668 - (chuckles) It was over so quick, 965 00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:47,337 probably nobody had time to complain. 966 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:49,907 (Tina giggles) 967 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:57,347 - Hey, stop laughing. 968 00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:59,650 No, really. Stop laughing. (Tina laughing) 969 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:02,553 You know, you're probably frigid or something. 970 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:03,821 - Such a good looking guy. 971 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:04,889 What a waste. 972 00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,425 Did you ever think about getting a penis transplant? 973 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,028 (Tina laughs) 974 00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:12,563 - You're such a tramp. 975 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:13,664 You probably have no feelings 976 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:14,965 left between your legs anyways. 977 00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:16,534 You're probably a lesbian. 978 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:19,470 - You know, if all men were as bad in bed as you, 979 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:20,805 I just might be. 980 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,709 - You got a real problem, lady. 981 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:26,210 - Get out of my room 982 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,412 and forget about my cousin doing a story on you. 983 00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:29,580 You're not worth it. 984 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,415 - You're a real bitch. 985 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:40,558 - See you later, pee-wee. (chuckles) 986 00:57:46,396 --> 00:57:48,733 (John laughs) (suspenseful music) 987 00:57:48,733 --> 00:57:51,301 - Jim, it's time for breakfast. 988 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,510 - What's going on? 989 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:02,847 How come you guys are wearing ladies' underwear? 990 00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:05,182 - It's the band's new image. 991 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,685 - Jim, we're not The Bad Boys anymore. 992 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:10,354 We're the Hot Chicks. It's Paul's idea. 993 00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:11,589 - Cut it out, cut it out. 994 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:14,692 But, don't you think it's fabulous. Hm? 995 00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,026 Huh? - Breakfast! 996 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:20,030 - Thank god we made it through the night. 997 00:58:20,030 --> 00:58:22,466 I thought we were all gonna be killed. 998 00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:24,935 Oh my god. What are you girls doing? 999 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,638 - Jim, don't be such a dead head. 1000 00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:29,139 If the guys can wear our underwear, 1001 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:31,676 then we can wear theirs. 1002 00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:34,679 - Don't be so square. Jim. 1003 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:36,313 - [Jim] Sally, I don't believe you. 1004 00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:38,315 You're wearing my Fruit of the Loom. 1005 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,685 - No shit, Sherlock. 1006 00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:43,220 - [Jim] Sally, are you feeling okay? 1007 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,455 - Great, never been better. 1008 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,027 (suspenseful music) 1009 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:10,180 - Connie, you have such, such nice breasts. 1010 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,349 - Why, thank you, Charlie. 1011 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:15,853 - Best breasts on the island. 1012 00:59:15,853 --> 00:59:17,622 - If you weren't sleeping with Sammy, 1013 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,456 I might bone you. - Oh! 1014 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:26,496 - [Tina and Sally] Would you bone us too, sometime? 1015 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:28,332 - I don't know. 1016 00:59:28,332 --> 00:59:30,400 - Hey, what's going on here? 1017 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,770 Is this some kind of a sick joke? 1018 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,304 I don't understand. 1019 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:38,643 - It's all a joke. (everyone laughs) 1020 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,578 - Tina, where's Tim? 1021 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,081 - Oh, that's sick. 1022 00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,016 - Here! 1023 00:59:47,451 --> 00:59:50,554 (suspenseful music) 1024 00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:58,362 (everyone laughs) 1025 01:00:05,636 --> 01:00:07,137 - Hi, Jim! 1026 01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:09,373 - All right, this is sick. 1027 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:11,541 (Tim gags) 1028 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,910 (Jim yells) 1029 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:16,513 - (gasping) No, a dream. 1030 01:00:16,513 --> 01:00:18,382 - Another nightmare? 1031 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,217 - How long have I been asleep? 1032 01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,352 - About an hour. 1033 01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:24,088 - It's not over. 1034 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:29,093 That thing is still out there. (breathing heavily) 1035 01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:32,663 - Jim, don't go out there. 1036 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:33,630 (door rattles) 1037 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,533 - The creature is real. - Jim? 1038 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,769 - If Superman and Mighty Mouse got into a fight, 1039 01:00:38,769 --> 01:00:40,504 who do you think would win? 1040 01:00:40,504 --> 01:00:42,472 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 1041 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,574 - Wrong, that's not the way you play the game. 1042 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,076 I say a line from a movie 1043 01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:47,978 and then you say a line from a movie, 1044 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,579 but it's gotta be the same movie. 1045 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:52,683 See, you can't mix up "Doctor Zhivago" and "Stand by Me" 1046 01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:55,652 or "Gone With the Wind," and "Friday the 13th." 1047 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,855 - That's what this trip reminds me of, bud, 1048 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,089 "Friday the 13th." 1049 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,825 - I wish I'd written the music to that film. 1050 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,359 - What? You call that music? 1051 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:05,362 Kill, kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill. 1052 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:06,797 - Hey, don't laugh. 1053 01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:10,367 The guy who wrote that's making a million bucks today. 1054 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:13,871 (ominous music) 1055 01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:16,106 - [John] Looks empty. 1056 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:17,541 - Right. 1057 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,676 - Might be abandoned. 1058 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,911 Why don't you go in there 1059 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,146 and see if there's a working phone? 1060 01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:23,714 - Why don't you go? 1061 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:28,185 - What? Are you scared? - No, let's just be safe. 1062 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,355 - Okay, chicken shit. I'll check the station. 1063 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:32,957 - There's supposed to be a lake down there. 1064 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:36,526 I'm gonna go try to find it. - Why? 1065 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,928 - Maybe there's some cabins there 1066 01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:40,064 and we can get some help. - Oh, right. 1067 01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:42,099 You're pretty smart, bud. - I agree. 1068 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:43,600 I'll meet you down there in 10. 1069 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,003 - All right. Later. 1070 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:50,975 (suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching) 1071 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,299 (door thuds) 1072 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:17,034 What a dump. 1073 01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:18,035 Anyone here? 1074 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,473 All right. Flashlight. 1075 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:27,111 Hello? 1076 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:30,881 (suspenseful music) 1077 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:31,715 Hello? 1078 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,023 (objects rustling) 1079 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:43,828 (buttons clicking) 1080 01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,996 Damn it, it's dead. 1081 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,132 (phone clatters) 1082 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:51,969 (laughs) This place's a mess. 1083 01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,079 (radio static buzzing) 1084 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:05,549 Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise. 1085 01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:07,384 - Spock here, Captain. 1086 01:03:08,652 --> 01:03:10,654 - Yeah, man, beam me up. 1087 01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:17,194 (creature growling) (footsteps crunching) 1088 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,801 Oh yeah, great. I can't find the ranger. 1089 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:29,573 (footsteps crunching) 1090 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,214 - John, where is Paul? 1091 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:40,350 - Oh, you went to the lake to... 1092 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,751 Who is it? 1093 01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:43,020 - What's wrong? 1094 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,624 - Nothing, man. I thought I saw something move by the door. 1095 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:49,526 It was nothing, though. 1096 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,163 Hey, what the fuck? Paul? 1097 01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:58,202 Hey, man, something's in here. I can hear it. 1098 01:03:58,202 --> 01:03:59,169 - John, get out of there. 1099 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,971 Get back to the house now! 1100 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:03,540 - No, no, it's okay man. 1101 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:06,877 I thought... (laughing) 1102 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:10,280 I must be imagining things in my old age. 1103 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,950 You won't believe what I thought I just saw. (chuckles) 1104 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:14,251 (creature growls) Oh, shit! 1105 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:16,053 Get away from me, get away from me! 1106 01:04:16,053 --> 01:04:18,255 Help me, oh god! (creature growling) 1107 01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:20,457 (John yelling) 1108 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:23,127 - John? John? - Help me, help me! 1109 01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:28,365 (John yelling) 1110 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,075 - It can't be! 1111 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:42,246 There's no such things as vampires and werewolves! 1112 01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:45,349 (footsteps crunching) 1113 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:48,986 * It's a hard rock nightmare, ow * 1114 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,555 (Paul singing) 1115 01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:00,097 (door rattles) 1116 01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:02,332 (suspenseful music) 1117 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:05,936 - Oh shit. (creature growls) 1118 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:09,639 (uptempo hard rock music) 1119 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:11,608 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1120 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,777 * Die like a maniac 1121 01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:15,712 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1122 01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:17,847 * Look like a maniac 1123 01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:19,849 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1124 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:23,187 * Die like a maniac 1125 01:05:23,187 --> 01:05:26,690 (uptempo hard rock music) 1126 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:32,129 * 'Cause I still wanna rock, singing with my guitar * 1127 01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,598 * Look alive for the time, looking like a cheater * 1128 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:39,603 * Whoa, I'm gonna for a flame, smoking like a heater * 1129 01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:41,938 - We gotta do something. 1130 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:46,343 - Oh god, Paul is all alone out there. 1131 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:54,751 I'm coming. Paul. 1132 01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:59,756 - Great. This is just great. 1133 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:04,094 (Paul breathes heavily) 1134 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:22,846 (Paul gasps) 1135 01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:25,682 (creature growls) (Paul yells) 1136 01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:30,687 (creature growling) (Paul grunting) 1137 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:37,627 (Paul screams) 1138 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:39,829 - So, Sam and Connie are probably 1139 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:42,466 calling for help right now. 1140 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:45,869 (door rattles) 1141 01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:47,971 - [Tina] Sally, he's got a gun. 1142 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:49,606 - I knew it was still down there. 1143 01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,408 - Where did you find that? 1144 01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:53,977 - My grandpa used to collect old rifles. 1145 01:06:53,977 --> 01:06:55,212 (gunshot bangs) 1146 01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:57,214 - Jim, what are you doing? 1147 01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:59,149 - I had to see if it still works. 1148 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,951 Now, all I need is silver. 1149 01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:03,253 - Silver? 1150 01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:04,688 - Silver bullets. 1151 01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:07,691 It's the only thing that'll kill a werewolf. 1152 01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,025 - Oh, of course. 1153 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,597 - Do your girls have any silver? 1154 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,632 - Look, Sally, take the gun from Jim. 1155 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,867 A mental case shouldn't be holding a rifle. 1156 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,437 - You still think I'm crazy? - No, of course not. 1157 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:23,573 - Don't you realize, everything I've said is true? 1158 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,743 Look, we've gotta defend ourselves and kill the beast. 1159 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:28,378 - Jim, calm down, will you? 1160 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,048 - No, listen to me! (sighs) 1161 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,720 - Jim might get violent. - No. 1162 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,856 - Remember, he killed his grandfather. 1163 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:42,058 - Are you talking about me? 1164 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:45,262 Look, all I need is silver and I could kill him. 1165 01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:47,197 - In my room I have a silver frame. 1166 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:50,467 Would that help? - Yeah, thanks. 1167 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:51,668 And Sally, get some tools. 1168 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,771 We've gotta make some silver bullets. 1169 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:57,374 (door rattles) 1170 01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:58,775 - Okay, come on. Let's get out of here. 1171 01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:00,009 - What are you talking about? 1172 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,645 - This guy, Jim, he's a mental case 1173 01:08:01,645 --> 01:08:03,113 and now he's running around with a rifle. 1174 01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:04,748 - He's okay. He's just... 1175 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,550 The strain is too much on him. 1176 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,785 - Look, Sally. We're getting out of here, okay? 1177 01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:10,687 I just don't trust him. 1178 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:14,558 (water sloshing) 1179 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,861 (creature growls) 1180 01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:18,695 - Paul! 1181 01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:26,970 Paul! 1182 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:34,778 (suspenseful music) 1183 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:40,917 Paul? 1184 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:46,723 Paul? 1185 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:52,629 (Paul moans) 1186 01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:54,998 (Paul coughs) 1187 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:55,832 Paul! 1188 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,236 (Paul moans) 1189 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:01,605 Oh my god. 1190 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:04,174 - Charlie, go back to the house. 1191 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:08,845 Go out the woods. 1192 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:12,282 Jim's right. 1193 01:09:13,517 --> 01:09:15,852 - What? A wolf did this to you? 1194 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:16,920 - Man. - What? 1195 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,190 - Wolf man. - Okay, don't talk. 1196 01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:21,725 I'm gonna take you back to the house. 1197 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:22,892 You'll be fine. 1198 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:23,727 - I... 1199 01:09:24,828 --> 01:09:26,129 Tell... 1200 01:09:26,129 --> 01:09:26,963 Sorry. 1201 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,434 (Paul gasps) 1202 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,169 - Oh. No, man. 1203 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:41,177 Oh, man. Oh, man. (sobs) 1204 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:44,848 Why? Why? 1205 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,155 - There's no silver in your room, you lied. 1206 01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,890 Why? - Calm down, Jim, 1207 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:56,260 and put down the gun. 1208 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,328 - Don't you understand? 1209 01:09:58,328 --> 01:10:00,063 - I have had enough of this. 1210 01:10:00,063 --> 01:10:02,366 I'm getting out of this nightmare. 1211 01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:04,133 Jim, Sally, are you coming? 1212 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:07,404 - Not until I find some silver bullets. 1213 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,374 - Sally? - No, you go. 1214 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:13,142 I love him and I have to stay. He needs me. 1215 01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,344 - Sally, I have an idea. 1216 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,813 A place we're gonna be safe. 1217 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,582 - Go, but be careful. 1218 01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:22,085 - Don't worry, there's not a man or wolf 1219 01:10:22,085 --> 01:10:24,454 that can outsmart me. 1220 01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:28,057 (suspenseful music) 1221 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:29,659 - Need to get help. 1222 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:36,266 (panting) Need to get help. 1223 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:42,739 (Charlie breathing heavily) (suspenseful music) 1224 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:55,151 (footsteps crunching) (suspenseful music) 1225 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:04,260 (Charlie breathing heavily) 1226 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:10,934 (footsteps crunching) (suspenseful music) 1227 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:17,607 (Charlie thuds) (Charlie grunts) 1228 01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:22,546 (suspenseful music) 1229 01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:32,689 Oh my god. 1230 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:37,026 (creature growls) 1231 01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:41,531 (Charlie scuffling) 1232 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:42,366 Get back. 1233 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,271 You son of a bitch. 1234 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:54,611 (baseball bat thuds) (creature growls) 1235 01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:01,918 (Charlie scuffling) 1236 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:07,023 (blowtorch hissing) 1237 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:14,197 - [Jim] Yeah, nice and steady. 1238 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:16,332 Almost finished. 1239 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,167 A few more won't hurt. 1240 01:12:23,607 --> 01:12:25,775 - [Sally] Careful. 1241 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:27,276 - Don't you worry. 1242 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:38,688 A silver bullet. It's done. 1243 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,089 - Thank god. 1244 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:42,158 - Now we can go help our friends. 1245 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:43,660 - Sure. 1246 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:44,861 - Oh wait! - What? 1247 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,697 No, do we need crosses and stakes? 1248 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,132 - No. (chuckles) 1249 01:12:49,132 --> 01:12:51,401 Look, Sal, I know you think I'm flipping out. 1250 01:12:51,401 --> 01:12:53,369 I'm only trying to protect us. 1251 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,038 I really did see some kind of creature 1252 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:56,840 before Tim was killed. 1253 01:12:58,642 --> 01:13:01,177 - Oh shit. I'm freezing my ass off. 1254 01:13:01,177 --> 01:13:05,915 But I'm here til sunrise. (sighs) 1255 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:10,219 I can't believe I'm hiding in a well from a werewolf. 1256 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:14,924 (sighs) Things like this just don't happen to other girls. 1257 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:16,192 - Don't worry, Sally. 1258 01:13:16,192 --> 01:13:18,194 Everything's gonna be okay now. 1259 01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:20,363 - I know, but could we rest for a second? 1260 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:22,398 - Sure. - I'm tired. 1261 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,469 - You want a drink of water? - Thanks. 1262 01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:31,608 (bucket clunks) - Ow! 1263 01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:34,444 - [Jim] What? Hey, who's down there? 1264 01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:35,779 - It's me, Tina. 1265 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:39,082 - [Sally] What are you doing down there? 1266 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,517 - [Tina] I'm hiding from a werewolf. 1267 01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:42,118 - I think you'd better come up. 1268 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:44,521 - No, I'm here till sunrise. 1269 01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:47,657 Now, get the hell out of here. Leave me alone. 1270 01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:49,325 - Let's go. Come on. 1271 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:56,165 - God. Just one more hour til sunrise. (sighs) 1272 01:13:57,534 --> 01:14:00,604 (footsteps crunching) 1273 01:14:01,705 --> 01:14:04,541 (liquid sloshing) 1274 01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:08,011 (Tina yelps) 1275 01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:09,278 Who's up there? 1276 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,882 Oh, oh my god, it's gas. 1277 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:16,052 (ominous music) 1278 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:18,154 Why would a wolf do this? 1279 01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:25,394 How could a wolf light a match? 1280 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,530 (Tina screaming) 1281 01:14:26,530 --> 01:14:29,365 (explosion booms) 1282 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,337 (footsteps crunching) 1283 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:39,509 (water sloshing) 1284 01:14:39,509 --> 01:14:40,544 - [Jim] Charlie? 1285 01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:42,445 - [Sally] Are you okay? 1286 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,181 - Hey, catch your breath, buddy. 1287 01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:47,817 - What's that in your hand? 1288 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,118 - What the hell? 1289 01:14:50,086 --> 01:14:51,254 - They're all dead. - Who? 1290 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,056 - Everybody's dead. - What? 1291 01:14:53,056 --> 01:14:54,858 - Jim was right! - Calm down. 1292 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,726 - Everybody's dead, don't you understand? 1293 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,194 This big freaking wolf! 1294 01:14:58,194 --> 01:14:59,696 - Man. It's a man. 1295 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:03,767 There's no such thing as werewolves. 1296 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:05,468 - [Sally] Jim, what are you saying? 1297 01:15:05,468 --> 01:15:08,237 - Some animal is killing people, but it's not a wolf. 1298 01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,840 - What animal, then? - A man. 1299 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,009 - Paul's dead. Everybody's dead. 1300 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,444 I fought with it, it's a big wolf. 1301 01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:16,680 - No it's not. 1302 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,482 It's a man who wants us to think he's a wolf. 1303 01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:20,383 - What the hell are you saying? 1304 01:15:20,383 --> 01:15:22,085 Have you lost your mind? 1305 01:15:22,085 --> 01:15:24,487 - No, I almost did. 1306 01:15:24,487 --> 01:15:26,322 But I'm all right now. 1307 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:32,596 Look, that isn't fur. 1308 01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:36,099 It's cloth material made to look like fur. 1309 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,669 - Hm. Made in Hong Kong. 1310 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,106 Yeah, he's right. 1311 01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:44,641 - Shit. 1312 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:48,177 You mean, some lunatic in a wolf suit is killing people? 1313 01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,012 Why? 1314 01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:54,350 - I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 1315 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,119 - Wait, wait. 1316 01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:59,255 - No, this is between me and him. 1317 01:15:59,255 --> 01:16:00,690 - No it isn't. 1318 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:04,260 Man, some mental case is walking around killing people 1319 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:07,964 and if we don't stick together, we're next. 1320 01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,733 - Yeah, you're right. 1321 01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:14,971 We gotta keep our heads. 1322 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:18,141 - [Charlie] You know, I've got a plan. 1323 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:26,382 (ominous music) 1324 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:42,131 (ominous music continues) 1325 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,178 (baseball bat tapping) 1326 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:56,012 - Come on. 1327 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,618 - Hello, Ranger? Anybody? 1328 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:09,225 Charlie fell in a ditch. 1329 01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:10,727 I think he's hurt! 1330 01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:13,830 I need help. 1331 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:19,068 If you're in there, please come out! 1332 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:23,072 Ranger? Anybody? (ominous music) 1333 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:34,317 (baseball bat tapping) 1334 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:35,151 - Come on. 1335 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:42,091 Come on. Come out, werewolf, wherever you are. 1336 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,833 (creature growling) 1337 01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:56,706 Get back! 1338 01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:59,108 Get back to the... move back! 1339 01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:03,947 - No! No! (creature growling) 1340 01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:06,282 - Get back. - No, please! No! 1341 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:11,487 No! (creature growls) 1342 01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:13,556 No, please! 1343 01:18:18,094 --> 01:18:20,029 - Over here! Over here! 1344 01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:24,200 Go ahead. Make my day. 1345 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,172 (creature growls) 1346 01:18:29,172 --> 01:18:31,407 (gunshots banging) 1347 01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:34,978 - [Creature] Shit! (moans) 1348 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,550 - [Jim] Look at the face. 1349 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,689 - [Sally] It's made of rubber. 1350 01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,024 - [Charlie] Jim, it's Dirk. 1351 01:18:48,024 --> 01:18:50,293 But why would Dirk do this? 1352 01:18:52,495 --> 01:18:55,231 - [Jim] Look at his hands. Claws. 1353 01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,434 Careful now. 1354 01:19:00,904 --> 01:19:03,572 (ominous music) 1355 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:08,744 God, they're solid steel, sharp as razors. 1356 01:19:10,546 --> 01:19:13,016 Probably tear a person apart in seconds. 1357 01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:14,717 - [Sally] Are you sure he's dead? 1358 01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,152 - Yeah. - Look at his eyes. 1359 01:19:16,152 --> 01:19:17,586 - Contacts. 1360 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,589 Why would a mad man do such a thing? 1361 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,826 - Mad man? 1362 01:19:24,693 --> 01:19:27,630 All right, that's it. Everybody up. 1363 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,766 Put the gun down. 1364 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:35,371 - Uncle Gary? - Yeah, he's your mad man. 1365 01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:36,772 - On the contrary. 1366 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,275 My plan is the work of genius. 1367 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:41,945 - Why? 1368 01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,881 - Money, you simple twit. 1369 01:19:44,881 --> 01:19:46,950 Why does anyone do anything? 1370 01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:49,919 This farm your grandmother left you, is nothing. 1371 01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:53,489 It's the oil underneath, that's everything. Millions! 1372 01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:55,558 - Shit, Jim, you're rich. 1373 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,396 - Why the wolf? 1374 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:03,099 Why'd you have Dirk dress up like a wolf? 1375 01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:05,201 - You nitwit. You are so stupid. 1376 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:08,271 I can't believe you're my nephew. 1377 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,373 Alright, look, the police come 1378 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:13,176 and they find the band and everybody on the farm dead, 1379 01:20:13,176 --> 01:20:15,211 all cut up in little pieces. 1380 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:18,514 And you tell them... (laughs) 1381 01:20:18,514 --> 01:20:20,850 You tell them that a werewolf did it! 1382 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:23,286 You tell them that you even saw the wolf! 1383 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:26,055 Well, the police do some investigating 1384 01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:28,191 and they find out that when you were a kid 1385 01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:31,060 that you killed your grandfather. 1386 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:35,031 You claimed he was a, a vampire! (laughs) 1387 01:20:35,031 --> 01:20:37,867 That he called you from the grave! 1388 01:20:39,202 --> 01:20:41,670 Well, you go to the nuthouse 1389 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,207 and I get the farm pure and simple. 1390 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:45,875 Genius, isn't it? 1391 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:47,276 - You had all these people killed 1392 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,644 for your sick plan? 1393 01:20:48,644 --> 01:20:50,746 - For that much money, I'd kill everything. 1394 01:20:50,746 --> 01:20:53,016 - Yeah. We found out your plan. 1395 01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:55,318 It's not gonna work now. 1396 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,887 - Well, I'll think of something else, 1397 01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:01,590 but don't worry, you're all gonna have to die anyway. 1398 01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:02,791 You too, Jim. 1399 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,028 I'm gonna have to shoot you too, now. Sorry. 1400 01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:08,531 - Uncle Gary, you can't do this. 1401 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,034 - Well, maybe somebody will 1402 01:21:11,034 --> 01:21:13,937 accidentally fall asleep smoking a cigarette 1403 01:21:13,937 --> 01:21:18,107 and burn down the house. (laughs) 1404 01:21:20,944 --> 01:21:22,946 - No, please don't kill me. 1405 01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:26,082 I'm scared. I, I don't know what to do. 1406 01:21:26,082 --> 01:21:30,186 Kill them. I won't tell anyone, I promise. 1407 01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:33,789 - Sorry, kid. Gotta kill everybody. 1408 01:21:33,789 --> 01:21:37,961 It's the plan, but I'll shoot you last, okay? 1409 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:41,564 - No, please, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. 1410 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:44,733 - Now, come on, kid. 1411 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,169 Get up. Let's go. 1412 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:52,075 (punch thuds) (Uncle Gary moans) 1413 01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:55,444 (gunshot bangs) 1414 01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:57,313 - Fuck you, Uncle Gary. 1415 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,655 - Good work, Charlie. 1416 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:12,628 - Paul always said, "When all else fails, go for the balls." 1417 01:22:20,103 --> 01:22:22,705 - Jim. - We'll get an ambulance. 1418 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:30,146 - Jim, I'm dying. 1419 01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:32,415 - You'll be okay. 1420 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,090 - I'll be back from Hell if I have to! 1421 01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:43,592 I'll be back for you! 1422 01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:46,095 (owl hooting) 1423 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:51,534 (ominous music) 1424 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:52,901 - He's dead. 1425 01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:55,004 - What a sick son of a bitch. 1426 01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,239 - Yeah, I know. 1427 01:22:57,173 --> 01:22:58,474 - You didn't believe that 1428 01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,843 come back from Hell stuff, did you, Jim? 1429 01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:03,146 - No, of course not. 1430 01:23:03,146 --> 01:23:07,383 I don't believe in vampires, werewolves, or ghosts. 1431 01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:11,154 (wolf howling) 1432 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,158 (hard rock music) 1433 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:34,377 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1434 01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:38,547 * Well I'm lookin' to fight and I hope I'm not your brother * 1435 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:42,718 * Well I am torch in the sand and I'm lookin' like a cheater * 1436 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:47,156 * Gotta look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1437 01:23:47,156 --> 01:23:49,092 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1438 01:23:49,092 --> 01:23:51,194 * Look like a maniac 1439 01:23:51,194 --> 01:23:53,129 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1440 01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:55,331 * Die like a maniac 1441 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:57,333 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1442 01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,402 * Look like a maniac 1443 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,304 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1444 01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:04,373 * Die like a maniac 1445 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:07,876 (uptempo hard rock music) 1446 01:24:09,512 --> 01:24:13,682 * And I still wanna rock as I sit here with my guitar * 1447 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:14,983 * Look alive from the top 1448 01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:17,753 * I'm lookin' like a cheater, whoa * 1449 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:22,057 * Gonna look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1450 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:24,026 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1451 01:24:24,026 --> 01:24:26,129 * Look like a maniac 1452 01:24:26,129 --> 01:24:28,097 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1453 01:24:28,097 --> 01:24:30,233 * Die like a maniac 1454 01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:32,135 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1455 01:24:32,135 --> 01:24:34,337 * Look like a maniac 1456 01:24:34,337 --> 01:24:36,272 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1457 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:39,975 * Die like a maniac 1458 01:24:39,975 --> 01:24:42,811 (hard rock music) 1459 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,561 * Don't cry, look around 1460 01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:00,496 * I'm gonna be surrounded 1461 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:04,433 * Capture the rapture 1462 01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:08,671 (uptempo hard rock music) 1463 01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,506 * Come back, don't go away 1464 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:15,411 * 'Cause I'm a maniac 1465 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:19,482 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1466 01:25:19,482 --> 01:25:20,783 * And I love and the fight 1467 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:23,819 * And I hope I'm not your brother * 1468 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:27,723 * Like a torch in the sand, I'm look like a cheater * 1469 01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:32,728 * Gotta look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1470 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:37,566 (uptempo hard rock music) 1471 01:25:50,179 --> 01:25:52,080 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1472 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,149 * Look like a maniac 1473 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,118 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1474 01:25:56,118 --> 01:25:58,254 * Die like a maniac 1475 01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,189 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1476 01:26:00,189 --> 01:26:02,291 * Look like a maniac 1477 01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:06,295 * Run, die, 'cause I'm a maniac * 1478 01:26:09,532 --> 01:26:12,368 (hard rock music) 1479 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,206 * Come back, don't go away 1480 01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:22,010 * 'Cause I'm the maniac 1481 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:26,048 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1482 01:26:26,048 --> 01:26:27,350 * Gotta look, gotta fight 1483 01:26:27,350 --> 01:26:30,353 * And I hope I'm not your brother * 1484 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:34,290 * I'm a torch in the sand, I'm look like a cheater * 1485 01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:39,295 * Gotta look when I play, and I'm smokin' like a heater * 1486 01:26:40,663 --> 01:26:44,166 (uptempo hard rock music) 1487 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:58,747 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1488 01:26:58,747 --> 01:27:00,716 * Look like a maniac 1489 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:02,651 * Run like maniac, fly like a maniac * 1490 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,753 * Die like a maniac 1491 01:27:04,753 --> 01:27:06,755 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1492 01:27:06,755 --> 01:27:08,857 * Look like a maniac 1493 01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:13,028 * Run, fly, 'cause I'm the maniac * 98565