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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,510 All right, gang, Diet Day Four. 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:04,711 How's everyone holding up? 3 00:00:04,746 --> 00:00:06,814 Honestly, I'm going to last forever. 4 00:00:06,848 --> 00:00:10,918 You hear that, bitches? ♪ I'm gonna last forever ♪ 5 00:00:10,952 --> 00:00:12,452 (Amy) I'm doing great. 6 00:00:12,487 --> 00:00:14,054 This morning the homeless guy on my stoop 7 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:15,255 said my skin looked dope. 8 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,590 What's going on? 9 00:00:16,624 --> 00:00:18,425 Why do you all have matching bags? 10 00:00:18,459 --> 00:00:20,928 We're doing a diet together. My wife found it. 11 00:00:20,962 --> 00:00:23,330 She heard about it at Mommy And Me Graphic Design. 12 00:00:23,364 --> 00:00:25,833 Wait, it might've been Toddler Karate. 13 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:28,148 [Chuckles] She takes our little ladies to so many classes, 14 00:00:28,169 --> 00:00:29,303 I can't keep it straight. 15 00:00:29,337 --> 00:00:31,138 Childhood is truly a time of wonder. 16 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:33,373 (Amy) This diet is very scientific, sir. 17 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,808 All the meals are pre-planned and delivered to your doorstep. 18 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:37,533 This is our breakfast: 19 00:00:37,558 --> 00:00:40,758 An orange wedge, three cashew nuts... and a solitarie grape. 20 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:42,652 It's actually more than you realize. 21 00:00:42,687 --> 00:00:45,121 Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape. 22 00:00:45,156 --> 00:00:47,590 This seems unnecessary to me. You're all in perfect shape. 23 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:49,326 You can always be healthier, sir. 24 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,860 (Amy) And I like the challenge. 25 00:00:50,895 --> 00:00:52,262 Plus, it's good team building. 26 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:54,264 We're gonna get through this together. 27 00:00:54,298 --> 00:00:56,132 Hey, guys, pro tip. 28 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:59,002 Lick the baggie. There's food molecules in there. 29 00:00:59,036 --> 00:01:00,670 Oh. Oh, that's so smart. 30 00:01:00,705 --> 00:01:02,539 Mmm. 31 00:01:02,573 --> 00:01:05,542 [Upbeat music] 32 00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:06,076 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:06,101 --> 00:01:10,601 Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu 34 00:01:23,928 --> 00:01:26,596 What are you doing here? Isn't it your day off? 35 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:28,798 Yeah, stalker. It is my day off. 36 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:30,166 But I am here to meet Charles. 37 00:01:30,201 --> 00:01:31,768 Did you hear what he did last night? 38 00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:33,903 Drink it, Jake. Drink it. 39 00:01:33,938 --> 00:01:36,873 What's up your tiny sleeve? 40 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:39,542 [Gags] Oh! 41 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,277 Why is there a bow tie in here? 42 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:42,512 Wait a minute. 43 00:01:42,546 --> 00:01:44,180 Jake Peralta, will you be my best man? 44 00:01:44,215 --> 00:01:47,317 Yes. Yes! A thousand times, yes! 45 00:01:47,351 --> 00:01:49,419 Wow. Best man. 46 00:01:49,453 --> 00:01:52,122 So are you gonna set up shop in a strip club? 47 00:01:52,156 --> 00:01:53,890 What kind of shop would I set up? 48 00:01:53,924 --> 00:01:56,426 Hand sanitizer. I would sell hand sanitizer. 49 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:57,761 And no. 50 00:01:57,795 --> 00:01:59,195 I was hoping that my best-man duties 51 00:01:59,196 --> 00:02:00,497 would be all whiskey and cigars, 52 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:01,998 but this is Charles we're talking about. 53 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:04,034 So we've got two straight days of wedding planning, 54 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:06,102 plus, he gave me this to prep. 55 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:08,405 Fancy Brudgom! 56 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:10,473 It means "fancy groom" in Danish. 57 00:02:10,508 --> 00:02:11,875 According to Charles, 58 00:02:11,909 --> 00:02:13,410 the Danes throw the most beautiful weddings in the world 59 00:02:13,444 --> 00:02:16,279 and the most violent funerals. 60 00:02:16,314 --> 00:02:19,282 This does not look like something you'd be into. 61 00:02:19,317 --> 00:02:20,550 Normally, yes. 62 00:02:20,584 --> 00:02:22,452 But I am now Charles's forlover... 63 00:02:22,486 --> 00:02:24,154 "best man," Danish. 64 00:02:24,188 --> 00:02:26,556 So it is my duty to support him, 65 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:29,693 no matter what weird, crazy, Charles-y ideas he has. 66 00:02:29,727 --> 00:02:30,694 Let's do this. 67 00:02:30,728 --> 00:02:32,862 There he is! My groom! 68 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:34,698 Hello, my big, beautiful B.M.! 69 00:02:34,732 --> 00:02:36,333 "Best man." Just "best man" is fine. 70 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,467 I hope you're rested. 71 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:38,735 We're gonna be on our feet all day. 72 00:02:38,769 --> 00:02:40,804 I am totally prepared. I even bought some nurse shoes. 73 00:02:40,838 --> 00:02:42,806 I love them! Mm-hmm! 74 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,342 Let me grab this! Let me grab this! 75 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:47,077 - Let me grab this! - Grab me! 76 00:02:47,111 --> 00:02:49,612 First stop, kagesmagning! Cake tasting! 77 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,481 Wow. 78 00:02:51,515 --> 00:02:53,883 You wanted to see me, sir? 79 00:02:53,918 --> 00:02:55,585 I understand you stopped 80 00:02:55,619 --> 00:02:57,420 by the patrol officers' morning briefing. 81 00:02:57,455 --> 00:02:58,722 Yeah. 82 00:02:58,756 --> 00:03:00,190 Officer Deetmore helped me out with my crime scene, 83 00:03:00,224 --> 00:03:01,491 so I gave him a little thank-you present. 84 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:02,892 Hey, Deetmore. 85 00:03:02,927 --> 00:03:04,995 If you're gonna bag evidence like a five-year-old, 86 00:03:05,029 --> 00:03:06,930 you should have the proper tools. 87 00:03:06,964 --> 00:03:08,832 It's a "My First Police Kit." 88 00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:10,700 The walkie-talkie blows bubbles. 89 00:03:11,869 --> 00:03:12,969 Hope you can handle it. 90 00:03:13,004 --> 00:03:15,705 [Laughter] 91 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:19,109 He mislabeled the weapon, like an idiot. 92 00:03:19,143 --> 00:03:20,443 And it almost got filed with the wrong case. 93 00:03:20,478 --> 00:03:22,012 He could've blown months of work! 94 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:24,381 You humiliated Officer Deetmore in front of his peers. 95 00:03:24,415 --> 00:03:26,983 He submitted an official complaint against you. 96 00:03:27,018 --> 00:03:28,178 Did he fill it out in crayon? 97 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:29,419 No. 98 00:03:29,453 --> 00:03:31,554 But he did use a green pen, which seems crazy to me. 99 00:03:31,589 --> 00:03:34,624 The good news is, if you go down there and apologize, 100 00:03:34,659 --> 00:03:36,226 he'll let the whole thing go. 101 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:37,861 Fine. I'm great at apologizing. 102 00:03:37,895 --> 00:03:39,129 I'm a very sweet person. 103 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:40,997 Out of my way, Chunk. 104 00:03:41,032 --> 00:03:42,532 Ooh! 105 00:03:42,566 --> 00:03:47,270 [Sighs] Jake, I got to tell ya, the engaged life is amazing, 106 00:03:47,305 --> 00:03:49,539 - especially sexually. - Well, I don't want to pry. 107 00:03:49,573 --> 00:03:51,207 - You're not prying. I want you to know this. - No. 108 00:03:51,242 --> 00:03:53,310 Vivian and I have a wonderful intercourse itinerary 109 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:55,545 - that we have planned. - Ah, ha! 110 00:03:55,579 --> 00:03:56,979 I'm usually more of a chocolate guy, 111 00:03:56,981 --> 00:03:59,149 but this one's closer, so I'm gonna do that. 112 00:03:59,183 --> 00:04:01,117 Oh! Hot, hot! 113 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:02,252 Spicy cake! Why? 114 00:04:02,286 --> 00:04:03,853 That's habanero pepper frosting, 115 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:06,022 because our marriage is going to... 116 00:04:06,057 --> 00:04:08,425 ♪ Sizzle ♪ 117 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:09,893 Unless you think it's a bad idea. 118 00:04:09,927 --> 00:04:12,028 No. 119 00:04:12,063 --> 00:04:14,164 Sounds like a great idea, Oprah. 120 00:04:14,198 --> 00:04:17,634 Two... One. 121 00:04:17,668 --> 00:04:19,235 Okay, be kind. 122 00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:20,637 I don't have a model's body like you. 123 00:04:20,671 --> 00:04:22,005 Come on, show me what you got. 124 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:25,609 Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly. 125 00:04:25,643 --> 00:04:27,344 Liberace, Diane keaton. 126 00:04:27,378 --> 00:04:28,545 Roger that. 127 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:30,113 God. 128 00:04:30,147 --> 00:04:34,117 Charles, Charles. You're not Scottish. 129 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:35,752 Yeah, get back in there, Braveheart. 130 00:04:35,786 --> 00:04:37,487 Summer linen suit... 131 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:39,389 casual but classic. 132 00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:40,924 Actually not bad. 133 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:42,993 One question... can you see my underwear? 134 00:04:43,027 --> 00:04:45,662 Ah, thong! Why are you wearing a thong? 135 00:04:45,696 --> 00:04:47,063 It's my something borrowed. 136 00:04:47,098 --> 00:04:49,132 Get back in there. 137 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,233 [Cell phone beeps] 138 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,334 (Both) Yes! 139 00:04:51,369 --> 00:04:52,402 Lunchtime. Wait's over. 140 00:04:52,436 --> 00:04:54,037 - That was easy. - Totally. 141 00:04:54,071 --> 00:04:55,372 I feel like we just had our snack 142 00:04:55,406 --> 00:04:56,806 an hour and 17 minutes ago. 143 00:04:56,841 --> 00:04:58,608 I never got into diets... 144 00:04:58,643 --> 00:05:01,177 Though I did take diet pills in the '70s. 145 00:05:01,212 --> 00:05:04,914 I love these pills. They give me so much energy. 146 00:05:04,949 --> 00:05:08,051 And I can eat whatever I want. 147 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:10,253 Oh, God! 148 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:14,958 He's dead! 149 00:05:14,992 --> 00:05:17,294 Actually, I was in a coma. 150 00:05:17,328 --> 00:05:19,262 When I woke up, I had so much mail. 151 00:05:19,297 --> 00:05:21,564 Weight-loss science has come a long way since then. 152 00:05:21,599 --> 00:05:23,500 Mm-hmm. [Chuckles] 153 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:26,603 "Ingredients... carrot." Got to respect that. 154 00:05:26,637 --> 00:05:28,805 [Groans] Damn, Gina! 155 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,006 What is that? 156 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:32,275 Oh, it's a sloppy Jessica. 157 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:35,478 Mac 'n' cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. 158 00:05:35,513 --> 00:05:37,113 It's everything I've wanted to eat 159 00:05:37,148 --> 00:05:39,649 for the last 48 hours. 160 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:42,152 Mmm. Mmm. 161 00:05:42,186 --> 00:05:43,386 What happened? 162 00:05:43,421 --> 00:05:46,056 I thought you were gonna "last forever, bitches!" 163 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:47,857 Turns out I gave up easy. 164 00:05:47,892 --> 00:05:49,492 You hear that, bitches? 165 00:05:49,527 --> 00:05:52,362 I gave up so easy! 166 00:05:53,631 --> 00:05:54,698 Thank you! 167 00:05:54,732 --> 00:05:56,053 Hey, are you sure it's a good idea 168 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,934 to eat all this shawarma right before your tux fitting? 169 00:05:57,969 --> 00:05:59,269 Oh, yeah. 170 00:05:59,303 --> 00:06:00,637 I'm not gonna be one of those grooms who doesn't eat. 171 00:06:00,671 --> 00:06:02,038 - Mm-hmm. - Hey. 172 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:03,540 Thanks for being so supportive all day. 173 00:06:03,574 --> 00:06:05,709 Best man... whatever you need, I will do. 174 00:06:05,743 --> 00:06:07,510 Actually, there is one thing. 175 00:06:07,545 --> 00:06:09,212 Do you have a pen I could borrow to sign these forms? 176 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:11,448 You bet I don't have a pen. I never do. 177 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:13,049 But I will get you one. 178 00:06:13,084 --> 00:06:14,751 What is it, some sort of marriage license thingy? 179 00:06:14,785 --> 00:06:16,152 Oh, no, it's my retirement paperwork. 180 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:18,021 What? Shut up. What? Yeah. 181 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:19,823 Vivian got a job in suburban Ottawa. 182 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,158 She wants me to retire from the NYPD and go with her. 183 00:06:22,193 --> 00:06:23,493 Retire? 184 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:25,328 Boyle, we're supposed to die on the force together... 185 00:06:25,363 --> 00:06:26,730 me in a big explosion, 186 00:06:26,764 --> 00:06:28,732 and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect. 187 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:30,000 I know. 188 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:32,302 But Vivian needs to make this move for her career, 189 00:06:32,336 --> 00:06:33,970 and I'm excited to go. 190 00:06:34,005 --> 00:06:35,705 I mean, suburban Ottawa's great. 191 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,240 It has everything Brooklyn does. 192 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:39,175 - Really? - Yes... 193 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:41,811 Other than my job and my friends and my family, 194 00:06:41,846 --> 00:06:45,048 you, interesting people, museums, restaurants, 195 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:47,017 every other reason that I have to live. 196 00:06:47,051 --> 00:06:49,185 Okay, I'm kind of picking up on a couple of clues 197 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,221 that you maybe don't want to retire in Canada. 198 00:06:51,255 --> 00:06:52,489 Oh, my God. 199 00:06:52,523 --> 00:06:53,590 Jake, you're such an amazing detective. 200 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,424 I don't want to go. 201 00:06:56,472 --> 00:06:57,839 Okay, Boyle, let's strategize 202 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:59,140 on how you're gonna tell Vivian 203 00:06:59,174 --> 00:07:00,508 that you don't want to move to Canada. 204 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,909 No, Jake, I'm not gonna say anything. 205 00:07:01,944 --> 00:07:03,111 Just drop it. 206 00:07:03,145 --> 00:07:04,379 We have the perfect relationship. 207 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:05,546 We've never fought. 208 00:07:05,581 --> 00:07:06,648 I don't want to mess up and ruin it. 209 00:07:06,682 --> 00:07:07,815 She's my everything. 210 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,183 - Move your testicles to the left. - 10-4. 211 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:10,351 She's your fiancee. 212 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,853 You can't be scared to talk to her. 213 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:13,321 Testicles to the right... 214 00:07:13,322 --> 00:07:15,723 You know, can we actually cool it on the testicles for a minute? 215 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:17,392 No, I'm on the testicle part. 216 00:07:17,426 --> 00:07:18,893 [Sighs] 217 00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:20,828 Honestly, Jake, I wouldn't even know how to bring it up. 218 00:07:20,863 --> 00:07:21,996 What if it goes badly? 219 00:07:22,031 --> 00:07:23,998 It won't. Just tell her how you feel. 220 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,900 Say something like, "Vivian, I love you, 221 00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:27,435 but we need to talk about Ottawa." 222 00:07:27,469 --> 00:07:30,571 Right. And then she'll say, "you're a selfish man-pig, 223 00:07:30,606 --> 00:07:32,940 and I hope you die alone, and I never loved you." 224 00:07:32,975 --> 00:07:34,709 Oh, God. She never loved me. 225 00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:36,144 She's not gonna say any of that 226 00:07:36,178 --> 00:07:37,979 because she's not criminally insane. 227 00:07:38,013 --> 00:07:39,380 Okay, just calm down. 228 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,736 We'll think of something together. 229 00:07:40,749 --> 00:07:42,083 We're going to the stationery store next. 230 00:07:42,117 --> 00:07:43,318 We can write a bunch of stuff down. 231 00:07:43,352 --> 00:07:45,520 It's gonna be all right. Take a deep breath. 232 00:07:45,554 --> 00:07:47,121 No deep breaths. 233 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,923 Makes the testicles clap. 234 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,325 Mm. 235 00:07:50,359 --> 00:07:51,926 Detective Diaz. 236 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:53,895 How's your apology to officer Deetmore coming? 237 00:07:53,929 --> 00:07:55,530 I've been working on a letter to send him. 238 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:57,198 Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk. 239 00:07:57,232 --> 00:07:58,566 What did you think? 240 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,135 It was so horrifying, I had to destroy the whole pad. 241 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:05,940 Just go downstairs and apologize. 242 00:08:05,975 --> 00:08:08,076 Fine. I'll say, "I'm sorry." 243 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:10,144 No, be sincere, like this... 244 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:12,146 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 245 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,148 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 246 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:15,350 I'm sorry. 247 00:08:15,384 --> 00:08:16,384 I'm sorry. 248 00:08:16,418 --> 00:08:18,353 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 249 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:19,787 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 250 00:08:19,822 --> 00:08:21,189 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 251 00:08:21,223 --> 00:08:23,424 Good. That's the one. 252 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,510 Still working on that afternoon almond? 253 00:08:26,545 --> 00:08:29,480 I've been sucking on it so long, it's smooth. 254 00:08:29,514 --> 00:08:31,449 - It's like sea glass. - You do you. 255 00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:35,253 [Gasps] [Dramatic music] 256 00:08:35,287 --> 00:08:36,487 I'll get that for you, Ames. 257 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:38,589 [Pained gasp] 258 00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:39,657 [Crunching] 259 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:40,825 Oops! [Squeaks] 260 00:08:40,859 --> 00:08:42,059 Butter feet... sorry about that. 261 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:45,696 Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch! 262 00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:47,531 You just ruined my life! 263 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,000 I hope you get hit by a truck 264 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:50,535 and a dog takes a dump on your face! 265 00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:51,702 Nothing to see here... 266 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,204 just a little hypoglycemic rage. 267 00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:54,338 Move along. 268 00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,041 I'm so sorry, Hitchcock. That's not me. 269 00:08:57,075 --> 00:08:58,743 I'm never like that. 270 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:00,244 That's okay. It was my fault. 271 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:02,146 I shouldn't have bumped your cashew. 272 00:09:02,181 --> 00:09:05,049 Cashew? It was an almond, you idiot! 273 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,851 I hope you drown in a tub! 274 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:10,655 I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after aneurysm! 275 00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:12,223 (Jake) Okay, buddy. 276 00:09:12,257 --> 00:09:13,897 We have got some great opening lines here, 277 00:09:13,926 --> 00:09:16,227 three very reasonable explanations 278 00:09:16,261 --> 00:09:17,762 as to why you don't want to go to Canada, 279 00:09:17,796 --> 00:09:21,666 and four very attractive options for your invitation card stock. 280 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,635 Well, I like " Romantic Opening 'C.' " 281 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:26,737 this page about how my life is New York, 282 00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:29,874 and I love the Chantilly Ecru paper for place cards. 283 00:09:29,908 --> 00:09:31,609 That is an excellent choice. 284 00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:33,578 Those are all excellent choices. 285 00:09:33,612 --> 00:09:34,579 You can do this. 286 00:09:34,613 --> 00:09:35,893 You're a smart and wonderful man. 287 00:09:35,914 --> 00:09:37,682 With fantastic handwriting. 288 00:09:37,716 --> 00:09:39,183 Sure, with fantastic handwriting. 289 00:09:39,218 --> 00:09:40,618 You really think so? 290 00:09:40,652 --> 00:09:42,887 Yeah, I think that you could be a professional calligrapher. 291 00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:45,423 Charles, a professional calligrapher. 292 00:09:45,457 --> 00:09:47,391 You can do anything, 293 00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:49,927 including, but not limited to, talking to Vivian. 294 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:52,797 Right. Right. Right. 295 00:09:52,831 --> 00:09:54,632 Look, I know it's gonna be hard. 296 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,067 And she might even get mad at you. 297 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:58,069 But I promise you will be back to doing weird sex stuff 298 00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,237 together in no time. 299 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,272 [Sighs] All right. 300 00:10:01,306 --> 00:10:03,574 All right, I'm gonna go talk to Vivi. 301 00:10:03,609 --> 00:10:06,143 Great idea, buddy! Eh? 302 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:07,278 - Yep! - Yeah! 303 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:09,380 So who's gonna pay for the paper? 304 00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:12,383 It's gonna be $250. 305 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,285 Her name is Amy Santiago. 306 00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:16,354 (Gina) Lick, lick, lick. 307 00:10:16,388 --> 00:10:18,656 It's an ice cream cone. [Laughs] 308 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,058 You can't tempt me, traitor, 309 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,628 not when I got this big, juicy cantaloupe wedge 310 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,963 to keep me company. 311 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:27,932 It's so thin I can see through it. 312 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,800 Santiago! 313 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,036 Come hold this so it looks bigger in your tiny hand. 314 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,605 Aw, Amy left the building 20 minutes ago. 315 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,940 That doesn't make sense. 316 00:10:35,974 --> 00:10:38,209 Santiago loves cantaloupe time. 317 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:39,844 We wrote a song about it. 318 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:41,646 ♪ Cantaloupe ♪ 319 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,980 ♪ Cantaloupe ♪ 320 00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:45,483 It's just nonsense without her singing the high parts. 321 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,785 Where is she? 322 00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:52,623 (Terry) Amy, where are you? It's cantaloupe time! 323 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,393 Santiago! Stop! 324 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:56,561 It's not too late. 325 00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:57,929 I failed, Sarge. 326 00:10:57,963 --> 00:11:00,298 This is my second burger. 327 00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,600 Okay, I lied. It's my fourth! 328 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:05,570 You both betrayed me. That's okay. 329 00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:07,271 I can do this all on my own, I don't need you! 330 00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:08,973 I can even sing the high parts! 331 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,141 [Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪ 332 00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:11,209 [High-pitched voice] ♪ yes, I can ♪ 333 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:12,210 [Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪ 334 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:13,511 [High-pitched voice] ♪ yes, I can ♪ 335 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,146 Traitors! 336 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,682 Officer Deetmore... 337 00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:19,083 I came down here to say I'm sorry. 338 00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:20,685 Oh, good. Go ahead. 339 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:22,653 No, that was it. I did it. I said, "I'm sorry." 340 00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,654 Hey, I said it again. 341 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:24,729 Now I got one in the bank, 342 00:11:24,756 --> 00:11:25,957 so I can do whatever I want to you. 343 00:11:25,991 --> 00:11:27,191 What are you even sorry for? 344 00:11:27,226 --> 00:11:28,292 Come on, man. 345 00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:30,328 I said the words. I paused afterwards. 346 00:11:30,362 --> 00:11:32,363 I even averted my gaze to make you feel like the Alpha. 347 00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,664 Yeah, but you didn't mean it. 348 00:11:33,699 --> 00:11:36,133 I'd like you to apologize like you mean it. 349 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:38,135 Fine. 350 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,838 I'm sorry you screwed up my case. 351 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,307 I'm sorry you're a terrible cop. 352 00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:46,010 I'm sorry for your goat face and your rodent brain 353 00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:48,713 and your weird goose body. 354 00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:50,648 I meant all of that. 355 00:11:50,682 --> 00:11:53,518 Hope you feel better. 356 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,654 Hey! 357 00:11:56,688 --> 00:11:58,789 So? How'd it go with Vivian last night? 358 00:11:58,824 --> 00:12:00,758 Great. It went so great. 359 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,628 I went to her apartment. I sat down face-to-face. 360 00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,363 Then I panicked and totally bailed. 361 00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,564 Oh, no. 362 00:12:06,598 --> 00:12:08,266 But the good news is, she's on her way here, 363 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,301 - and you're gonna talk to her for me. - Oh, no. 364 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:11,569 Just tell her I absolutely shouldn't retire 365 00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:13,037 and move to Canada, but don't tell her I think that. 366 00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:14,472 - Hi! - Hi, Vivian! 367 00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:15,473 (Both) Mwah! 368 00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:16,474 [Laughs] Hi, Jake! 369 00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:19,243 Vivian! [Laughing] 370 00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:22,368 Jake, you're so sweet! 371 00:12:22,403 --> 00:12:23,703 Charles told me you insisted that I come to breakfast. 372 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:26,806 Because of it being such an important one. 373 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,973 Meal, I mean. 374 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,775 You know that in ancient Egypt, 375 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,477 the peasants drank beer for breakfast? 376 00:12:31,511 --> 00:12:33,946 Well, that explains why all their buildings were crooked. 377 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,748 Charles, can I see you in the bathroom for a second? 378 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:37,883 I've got a mole on my back that needs a looking-at, 379 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:39,318 and Charles has eyes. 380 00:12:39,352 --> 00:12:41,153 I do. 381 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:43,622 All right, so let's see that mole. 382 00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:45,958 What? Get off of me! That was a fake excuse. 383 00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:47,326 Of course. Totally. 384 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,795 Look, I can't talk to Vivian for you. This is crazy. 385 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,031 [Sighs] I tried talking to her, just like we practiced. 386 00:12:52,065 --> 00:12:53,632 But every time I bring up Ottawa, 387 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,467 she says how excited she is about our future. 388 00:12:55,502 --> 00:12:56,669 Then we made love. 389 00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:57,970 Don't say "made love." 390 00:12:58,004 --> 00:12:59,138 Fine, we had wonder-sex. 391 00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,539 I don't want to know what that is. 392 00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:01,674 I don't want to move to Canada. 393 00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:03,008 But I can't lose her. 394 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,344 You're my best man. Please help me. 395 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:07,680 Fine. I'll try. 396 00:13:07,714 --> 00:13:09,615 Okay, but bring it up naturally, 397 00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:10,983 so she doesn't think I put you up to it. 398 00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,251 Sure. How hard could that be? 399 00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:14,086 I'm constantly talking about suburban Ottawa. 400 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,688 [Sighs] 401 00:13:15,722 --> 00:13:17,923 Wait, don't go! I still have to pee. 402 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,425 Why would I stay for that? 403 00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:21,894 Is it cool if I just stare at your croissants 404 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,095 for a little while? 405 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,196 Sarge! 406 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:25,664 You need to stop this diet. 407 00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:27,266 Amy and I folded. You won. 408 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,169 It's not a competition. We were on the same team, 409 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:33,572 until you deserted me for team eating food! 410 00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:36,008 Was that a good burn? I'm too hungry to tell. 411 00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:39,111 It was a great burn, sir. Now please eat. You look weak. 412 00:13:39,146 --> 00:13:40,513 I'm fine. 413 00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:42,081 I am stronger than ever! 414 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,116 Watch this. 415 00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:46,452 Sarge, what are you... what are you doing? 416 00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:47,553 No, no, no, no, no. No! 417 00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:48,554 [Grunting] 418 00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:50,189 (Amy) Wow. 419 00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:51,423 [Breathing heavily] 420 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,627 See? I'm fine! [Stomach gurgling] 421 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,362 What is happening? 422 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:59,298 Just a tummy gurgle. Diet messed up my system. 423 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:01,033 Oh, no. 424 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,869 [Farting] 425 00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:05,538 [Groaning] 426 00:14:05,572 --> 00:14:08,040 [Continues farting] Go back inside! 427 00:14:08,074 --> 00:14:10,643 Are you talking to us or the fart? 428 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:14,246 So, Vivian, do you ever go watch hockey? 429 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:16,215 No, I'm not one for sports. 430 00:14:16,249 --> 00:14:17,550 Of course you're not. 431 00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:21,387 My graduate student told me the craziest story about her family. 432 00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:22,988 [Laughing] That's hilarious! 433 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:25,224 Hey, can you pass me the maple syrup, please? 434 00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaking of, where does the best maple syrup come from again? 435 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:29,428 Vermont. 436 00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,397 Oh, and Canada. 437 00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:33,732 Canada? Hey, that reminds me. 438 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:35,734 Weren't the two of you talking about maybe moving there? 439 00:14:35,769 --> 00:14:37,403 Oh, yeah, we are so excited 440 00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:39,605 to start this new chapter of our lives together. 441 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:41,340 Yeah. Well, although I have to say, 442 00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:44,844 as someone who's read many of the older chapters in Charles's life, 443 00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:46,245 I wonder if that's the best thing for him. 444 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:48,981 That's so sweet of you to care, but... 445 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,317 Chuck is excited about moving to Canada, right, baby? 446 00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,819 Mm, mouth full. I love you. 447 00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,754 But what about his job and all of his friends 448 00:14:55,789 --> 00:14:57,690 and his Brooklyn-based pizza blog? 449 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,592 Do they even have pizza in Canada? 450 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,994 Yes, it's puffier, and it's sweet. 451 00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,662 It's called Manitoba Sauce Cake. 452 00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,631 Okay, there's no way Charles wants that. 453 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,800 Jake, I think you're overstepping here. 454 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,602 Charles and I both want to move to Canada. 455 00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:13,539 Is that true, Charles? Is that what you want? 456 00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,543 Uh, yeah. 457 00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:20,846 I want to retire from the force and move to Ottawa with Vivian. 458 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:24,316 And frankly, I have no idea why you're getting involved. 459 00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:26,886 And no one asked for your stupid opinion. 460 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,621 Vivi... 461 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,823 We're leaving. 462 00:15:30,857 --> 00:15:32,224 What? 463 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,959 Detective Diaz... 464 00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:35,928 I gather that, once again, things did not go well 465 00:15:35,962 --> 00:15:37,196 with Officer Deetmore. 466 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,732 All due respect, sir, it's how I was trained. 467 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,467 You mess up, you get made fun of. 468 00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:43,135 It's like scientist zapping a rat 469 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,503 when it messes up in a maze. 470 00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:45,805 Oh, I get it. 471 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,206 When I was a young officer, 472 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,042 I was that rat and got zapped. 473 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,710 And all I wanted was to be captain 474 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,045 and throw some lightning bolts. 475 00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:55,848 Emperor Palpatine. [Buzzes] 476 00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:57,650 I do not know who that is. 477 00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,886 But a real leader doesn't zap people when they mess up. 478 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:04,190 They teach them how to fix the problem. 479 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,692 I think you're a leader. 480 00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,160 So act like one. 481 00:16:08,195 --> 00:16:11,397 I'll try. I'm sorry. 482 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:14,133 Please, Diaz. No need to make a scene. 483 00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:17,603 - I can't believe he's moving to Canada. - I know. 484 00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:20,473 And I tried to help him, and he fully threw me under the bus. 485 00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:21,774 So I quit as best man. 486 00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:23,042 - Jake. - What? 487 00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:24,376 I did everything right. 488 00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:26,545 I was loyal. I put up with all his dumb ideas, 489 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,348 his spicy cake, his champagne made out of olives, 490 00:16:29,382 --> 00:16:31,717 reading his vows as a recipe. 491 00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:33,719 "One teaspoon eternal love, 492 00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:36,021 a dash of peeing with the door open." 493 00:16:36,056 --> 00:16:37,690 Okay. That's hard to hear. 494 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,058 Yeah. 495 00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,860 I just don't understand why he's being so weird. 496 00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,628 I can't believe he would turn on me like this. 497 00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:43,963 He's not being himself. 498 00:16:43,997 --> 00:16:45,965 Maybe because he's facing a terrible decision 499 00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:48,200 and he doesn't know what to do. 500 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,102 Yeah, that sounds right. 501 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:51,904 I think he needs his farm lover. 502 00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:53,239 It's pronounced "for-lohver." 503 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,540 I don't have time to teach you Danish. 504 00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:55,608 I gotta go help Charles! 505 00:16:55,642 --> 00:16:57,109 I'll find out where he is and text you. 506 00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:58,643 That would be helpful! 507 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,470 - Charles, get in the car. - No! 508 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,239 Go to heck! [Siren wails] 509 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,757 Don't siren me. 510 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,360 You quit on me as best man, I'm not talking to you. 511 00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:12,730 Police. Stop walking. 512 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,632 [Grunts] 513 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,634 Ah, I hate that I'm so by the book. 514 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,202 Listen, Boyle, 515 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:19,403 you're not handing in those retirement papers 516 00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:20,638 without telling Vivian how you feel. 517 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,805 I won't let you. 518 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,480 Oh, really? And how are you gonna stop me? 519 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:24,475 Baton to the knee. 520 00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,577 Baton to the knee? 521 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,913 [Thud] Ahh! Oh! 522 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,316 Hey, Deetmore. 523 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,586 I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody... 524 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,788 And also for making fun of you behind your back. 525 00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:40,491 Didn't know you did that, but thank you for the apology. 526 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,859 I'm not done. 527 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,761 Also, I'm sorry for making fun of you during my book club. 528 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:44,828 Those people don't even know you. 529 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,930 That was uncool. 530 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,231 Also, I'm sorry... 531 00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:48,599 it's okay. I get it. 532 00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:49,800 No. 533 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,802 Also, I'm sorry that I didn't take the time 534 00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:54,505 to show you how to fix your mistake. 535 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,574 Come on, we can go over it upstairs. 536 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,176 Thanks. That'd be great. 537 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,579 Oh, one more sorry. 538 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,514 You're about to see a drawing I did of you in the elevator. 539 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,482 Just remember I was really pissed at you at the time. 540 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,219 [Elevator bell dings] 541 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,956 I'm unquitting as your best man. 542 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,290 Oh, how kind of you. 543 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,259 Are you also taking me to the knee hospital? 544 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,727 Your knee is fine. 545 00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,062 Besides, you had it coming 546 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,330 for throwing me under the bus like that. 547 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,665 I'm sorry. I was terrible to you. 548 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,268 It's just I don't know what to do. 549 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,970 I know, it's tough. 550 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,304 But I'm here to support you 551 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,440 and not just in your weird, awful wedding decisions. 552 00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:30,774 "Awful"? 553 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,943 Uh-oh. Did I just plan the worst wedding in history? 554 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,613 Second worst. Red Wedding, Game Of Thrones. 555 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,982 And, no, your wedding is gonna be incredible 556 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,650 because it's exactly what you want. 557 00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:41,552 What you don't want is to go to Canada. 558 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:44,021 So I don't care how many buses you throw me under, 559 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,623 I'm making you talk to Vivian. 560 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:49,059 Okay, thanks. You're right. 561 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,795 And you know what? I'm ready. 562 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,230 No, I'm not! I'm running away! 563 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,732 Boyle, no! 564 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,486 I'm not ready! I'm not ready! I'm not ready! 565 00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,169 Hey, superstar. 566 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,572 Why the long fart? Oh, I meant "face." 567 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:02,907 Why the long face? 568 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,041 Keep walking, Linetti. 569 00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:06,710 Okay, but this shake is really good. 570 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:07,845 Listen. Shh, shh. 571 00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:09,179 Listen. 572 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,347 [Slurping] 573 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,216 That's it! I give up. 574 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,851 Why do you care so much about this diet? 575 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,986 Just stop. You're in perfect shape. 576 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,721 Mm! Amen! 577 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,056 I'm not doing it for me. 578 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,724 My wife is on a diet. 579 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,359 She's a little self-conscious about her body 580 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,727 since giving birth to twins. 581 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,095 It's crazy! 582 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,297 I think she looks perfect, 583 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,565 and I tell her that all the time. 584 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,100 Mm, and I love that you do that, Terry. 585 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,136 She's running around after those girls all day, 586 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,604 and I'm not there to help out. 587 00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:36,006 This was one thing I thought I could do with her. 588 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,542 But I'm too weak. 589 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,212 Just hand me that milkshake. 590 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,681 Okay. 591 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,083 Hey, what are you doing? What... 592 00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,518 Thank you. 593 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:48,886 We are still a team, 594 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,789 and we will keep you from eating so you can support your wife. 595 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,490 Thank you, team. 596 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,806 However, just to be clear, Gina and I are still gonna eat. 597 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,762 I'm eating right now, Terry... corndog. 598 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,631 Come on. There we go. 599 00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,032 [Grunts] 600 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,634 You got this, all right? 601 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,404 Ah, hello, Vivian. Charles has something 602 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,807 he'd like to say. 603 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,275 In case he tries to flee. 604 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,113 [Sighs] 605 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,582 Vivian... 606 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,251 We need to talk about Ottawa. 607 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,276 ___ 608 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:30,361 Jake. 609 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,396 Oh. 610 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,933 Hey. 611 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,601 How'd it go? Everything okay? 612 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,703 Vivian and I talked for hours. 613 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,739 There's a lot more to discuss, but it's a start. 614 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,173 And you were right. She didn't dump me. 615 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,510 You did good. I know you were scared. 616 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,712 Hey... 617 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,749 Your duties as best man aren't over yet. 618 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,118 What? Whiskey and cigars! 619 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,853 Mm-hmm. 620 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,755 Thanks for being the best best man. 621 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,157 To the fancy brudgom! 622 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,793 [Sighs] 623 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:05,596 Ah! Ah, spicy! Why is that spicy? 624 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,331 (Man) Not a doctor. Shh. 625 00:21:07,429 --> 00:21:11,964 Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu 44550

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