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I was conceived in a strange bedroom.
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My birthday, like my brother's,
is in May.
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And though three years separate us,
we were both born on the same date.
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Counting back the months,
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I realise we must both
have been conceived
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during the old August bank holiday
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in a boarding house bedroom in
Morecambe or Flamborough or Filey.
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Oilcloth on the floor,
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jug and basin on the wash-hand stand,
a bathroom on the next landing.
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Nowhere like this, anyway.
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Still, I might be expected to feel
at home in rented accommodation.
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But for years, nowhere filled me
with the same unease as did a hotel.
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A town of teashops,
a nice run out from Leeds,
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Harrogate, where hotels abound
and always have.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Crown Hotel. Good morning,
how may I help you?
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I'll put you through.
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Once visitors came to take the waters.
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Now it's a leisure break
or a conference.
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A mecca for the businessman.
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Nowadays I like hotels,
at any rate, in small doses.
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They're a setting where you
see people trying to behave,
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which is always more interesting
than them just behaving.
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When people are on their best behaviour,
they aren't always at their best.
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But I wasn't always so relaxed.
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For years, hotels and restaurants
were, for me, theatres of humiliation.
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And the business of eating in public
every bit as fraught with risk and shame
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as taking one's clothes off.
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What it was,
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when we were little,
my parents didn't have much money
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and when we went into cafes,
the drill was for my mum and dad
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to order a pot of tea for two
and maybe a token cake.
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And my brother and me'd be given
sips of tea from their cup.
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While under the table
my mother unwrapped
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a parcel of bread and butter
that she'd brought from home.
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And she smuggled pieces
to my brother and me,
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which we had to eat
while the waitress wasn't looking.
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The fear of discovery, exposure,
and ignominious expulsion
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stayed with me well into my twenties.
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And memories of that
and similar embarrassments
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come back whenever I stay in a hotel.
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Not that this is an intimidating
establishment at all.
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It's comfortable and straightforward
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and caters for what the marketing men
call ''a good social mix''.
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I hope that's what the film's about.
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Not class, which I don't like,
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but classes, types, which I do.
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And a hotel like this
is a good place to see them.
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Behaviour's a bit muted
but that's part of the setting.
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The foyers of American hotels are like
station concourses or airport lounges.
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They're really part of the street.
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So you don't expect people to behave
in any particular way.
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Here, with the sofas and the fire,
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we still visibly relate it
to the hall of the country house,
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and people try to behave accordingly.
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For some, of course,
this isn't too big a jump.
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WOMAN: We're such a pair.
Reading Country Life in York.
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So boring. Is yours boring?
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-(LAUGHING) No, mine's riveting.
-Mine's thoroughly dull.
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Yeah, that's what they're for.
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WOMAN: Ah, look at that fox.
Isn't it gorgeous?
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MAN: Hmm.
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That's why those country houses
round here are going for lots,
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because people moving out of London
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sell their three-bedroom flat
in Notting Hill
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and buy a huge country mansion.
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WOMAN: No, I don't think
it's only the prices that are different.
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Listen, that's not a bad one, either.
The Thirsty Farmer.
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-The what?
-Thirsty Farmer.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Rattling Jack.
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Well, that'll be a good one.
That's sure to be all right.
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BENNETT: I've never been able to
get worked up
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about class and its distinctions.
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-You sugared it, did you?
-I've sugared it, yes.
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But then, I've never felt
the conventional three-tier account
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of social divisions
has much to do with the case.
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What class are these?
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My parents would have called them
''a grand couple''.
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-Is it sweet enough for you?
-Hmm?
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Sweet enough for you?
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Yes, it never worries me.
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My mother's scheme of things
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admitted of much finer distinctions
than were allowed by the sociologists.
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She'd talk about people being
better class, well-off,
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nicely spoken, refined, educated,
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genuine, ordinary,
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and the ultimate condemnation, common.
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Wonder if I could trust you?
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-What? To pick one?
-No.
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-What?
-Very Special Lady.
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Oh, well. Well, I am at the moment,
aren't I?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Don't know how long
you'll keep me that way but...
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Oh, we'll have a bit of fun
while we're here.
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Your pencil's upside down.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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CLERK: Can I book you
a paper for the morning
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or a morning call?
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Um, The Daily Telegraph and
don't bother with the morning call.
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We get up at half-ish five, normally.
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-(CHUCKLING)
-Oh, dear. Sorry.
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605 is round the corridor
to your right.
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Shall I take the bags for you
or are you...?
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No, no, we're being...
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Right. Right through there,
thank you. Right, this way.
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BENNETT: I always carry my bags myself.
Avoids the tip.
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It's not the money.
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Like catching the barman's eye,
it's a skill I've never mastered.
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But then, my parents graduated
from boarding houses to hotels
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when I was in my teens,
when at my most thin-skinned.
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405, this way.
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-Which way? This way?
-Down here.
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Hope the weather's good for you.
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-Here we are, then.
-Well, it hasn't really been...
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PORTER: It's been lovely for the last
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-couple of days.
-That's right.
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Arriving at the hotel, like leaving it,
was fraught with anxiety,
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as there was always
the question of the tip.
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Dad would probably
have his shilling ready
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before he'd even signed the register.
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And when the porter
had shown them up to their room,
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would give it to him, but
as often as not misjudging the moment,
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not waiting till his final departure
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but slipping it to him
while he was still demonstrating
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what facilities the room had to offer.
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The commodious wardrobe,
the luxurious bathroom...
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So that the tip came
as an unwelcome interruption.
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And you've got, uh,
you've got Geoffrey Smith coming?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Once the potentially dangerous procedure
of arrival had been got through,
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the luggage fetched up,
the porter endowed with his shilling
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and the door finally closed,
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my parents' apprehension
gave way to huge relief.
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It was as if they had bluffed their way
into the enemy camp.
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And relief gave way to giggles as they
explored the delights of the place.
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(IMITATING HIS MOTHER) ''Come look in
here, Dad. It's a spanking place.
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''There's umpteen towels.''
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Every family has a secret.
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And the secret is that
it's not like other families.
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In a new refinement of gentility,
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the maids these days plait the ends
of the toilet roll.
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It's a good job they didn't do this
when I was a child
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or I'd have imagined this was
standard practice throughout the land,
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our family's toilet roll unique in its
ragged and inconsequent termination.
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This was long before the days
of trouser presses and hair dryers,
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and even kettles in the rooms came in
just too late for my parents.
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That would have been
the ultimate, though.
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With the kettle and the wherewithal
to make some tea,
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they could have fetched some stuff
in from outside,
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been free of the terrors
of the dining room
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and never needed to stir
out of the room at all.
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Can you just register, please?
It's just the lower bit there.
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MAN: (LAUGHING) Next destination.
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WOMAN: And she's got lovely legs,
beautiful legs, and a lovely face.
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And hips like that.
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It just shows you, you know.
It's just like everybody before...
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BENNETT: So, what's on the agenda
for today, then?
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(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
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Although these are amateurs,
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fashion shows seem brisker
than they once were.
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Gone, the languid elegance
of Barbara Golan,
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not even a name to Janet and Tina,
cavorting on the catwalk.
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-That was fun dancing.
-Keep the shoulders up.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I thought I was doing
that shoulder thing when we...
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WOMAN 1 : Are you gonna do
your shoulder thing and turn?
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WOMAN 2: Yeah. All right...
WOMAN 1 : So that...
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WOMAN 2: I forgot about that.
WOMAN 1 : If you can swap sides.
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MAN: York has this lovely sewage problem
that we all know so much about.
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In fact, Tracy's...
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Tracy's got more to spend
on sewage than you have, mate.
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Well, they wouldn't have delivered any
toilet rolls or serviettes, would they?
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BENNETT: What is new in hotels
are the meetings.
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In the Grosvenor Room, the manageresses
of some roadside eateries
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are being grilled by Andy,
the local representative.
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MAN: ...rush through it a bit quick,
but, um...
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Tracy has sewage problems,
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which Andy will want to talk her through
before reporting back to District,
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where he will be grilled in his turn.
Another meeting.
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Okay, because the budgets are out,
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but they're not out in computer form
at the moment.
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So, in order to help you...
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Steer clear of Rainton North,
seems to be the message.
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Discerning diners go to Thirsk.
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MAN: Doesn't need an awful lot
doing to it,
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so consequently it's paying the money
for other restaurants to benefit.
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(WOMEN TALKING AT ONCE)
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Yeah, yeah. But then eventually
there'll come a time when Tracy
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needs special maintenance,
probably on drainage.
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MAN: In which case, she doesn't pay
for the drainage, you see.
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It comes back
through special maintenance...
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MALE DOCTOR: Of these volunteers,
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at least one half, and it can be more,
if you can do this,
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are going to be what we call starters.
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That is, they have not been using
hormonal contraceptives
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in the previous two months.
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BENNETT: In the Melbourne Room,
the doctors wrestle with birth control.
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And the topic is not confined
to the Melbourne Room, either.
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In the lobby begins a muted saga
from the same department.
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WOMAN: I tell her,
''Look me up in the phone book, '"
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she wouldn't tell me where it was.
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And I said, ''You just pass
this message on to him,
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''and tell him that I've a bit of
experience 'cause I've gone through it.''
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I said, ''But you can't leave
a woman like this,
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''she's haemorrhaging, by herself.''
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just along to the left side,
you're on the first floor.
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Thank you very much.
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He says, ''you've got a very
good friend, Mrs Burningham.''
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I thought that was nice, wasn't it?
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And he said, ''I'm glad she did.''
He was going to leave about Monday.
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Anyway, he's coming now
so he's made a fuss.
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And you see, the receptionist,
you don't listen to these receptionists.
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I mean, they... You know, so...
Always so... I don't know.
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The coffee's not very hot.
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(CHUCKLES)
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My parents liked
this side of hotel life.
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And they would have liked
this kind of hotel.
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Weddings, dinner dances,
functions galore.
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Not that there'd ever be anything in
which they'd dream of participating.
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Only there'd be more to see.
More types, more going off.
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They'd station themselves on a sofa
and watch what went on.
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Other people leading their lives.
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And envying the accomplishment
with which they led them.
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Without realising, my mother
would make up stories about people.
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''You see that woman over there?
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''I think she's the owner of the hotel.
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''And that fellow with her
must be her nephew.''
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And when the woman came in next day
by herself, she'd say,
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''Oh, I see the owner's here.
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''She must have quarrelled
with her nephew.''
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Forgetting it was all invention
in the first place.
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CLERK: It's Room 6.
MAN: Thank you.
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CLERK: Enjoy your stay?
MAN: Yes, yes, very much.
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CLERK: Thank you very much.
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Even if I have been at work all day.
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(WOMAN LAUGHING)
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MAN: The responsibility for
private sector housing,
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grants, health and safety,
noise and air pollution control,
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and caravan sites.
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Quite an impressive list.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Mr Mayor, Mr President,
thank you for those kind words,
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and friends.
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Today, I feel very proud
to stand before you all
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as Chairman of the General Council
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of the Institution of
Environmental Health Officers.
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To have that honour this year
is the highlight, so far,
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of my professional career.
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And today, for me,
is perhaps the ultimate memory
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that I shall hold
for the remainder of my life.
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For today, Mr Mayor,
there is that ultimate recognition
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from the two organisations
that I hold dear.
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The Institution
and Harrogate Borough Council,
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both of which have had
such an important influence
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on my personal and professional life.
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BENNETT: While in the Montpellier Room,
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the apotheosis of a sanitary inspector
reaches its tail end,
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some chic little five-year-olds
head for another function
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in the Bronte Room.
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-Five already.
-Five already! When are you six?
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There must be Bronte Rooms
all over Yorkshire,
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venues for discos
and parades of beachwear,
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demonstrations of
fire-fighting equipment
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and new lines in toiletries,
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all brought under the grim umbrella
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of those three ailing and
unconvivial sisters.
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Today, it's jelly and a conjurer.
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WOMAN: That's fine.
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
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More treats, an outing.
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The old people slowly trek
towards the Grosvenor Room.
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-Follow... Follow the leader.
-I'm following.
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MAN: By the right, quick, march.
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(MAN HUMMING)
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WOMAN: What a jolly party.
We're out for tea!
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WOMAN 1 : We've been here, though,
once before, haven't we, Ann?
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ANN: I didn't come.
WOMAN 1 : I can't tell what it is.
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WOMAN 2: Here you are.
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MAN 1 : Thank you, love.
I haven't a plate.
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WOMAN 3: Oh, would you like me
to put jam on your scone for you?
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WOMAN :4 Yes, you have no plate.
WOMAN 5: Put that jam on for you.
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WOMAN 3: Do you want me
to put the jam on for you?
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-Have this one.
-WOMAN 2: No, it's all right.
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BENNETT: One more tea
in a lifetime of teas.
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They'll have had teas all over
in their time.
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Teas in Hitchens in Leeds
and Brown Muffs in Bradford.
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Teas in Betty's,
in Marshall and Snelgrove.
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Teas when they were courting,
teas after they got married, tea now.
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WOMAN 6: They'll never come back.
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MAN 1 : Well, they're trying their best
to do so.
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MAN 2: No, thanks.
MAN 1 : That's what it is.
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I like ladies like Mrs Baker
and Miss Wood,
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and don't think of them as old people.
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Just as Paris is geared
to 35-year-old career women,
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so is the North to women like these.
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In London,
they'd be displaced and fearful.
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Here, accomplished pianists
and stylish ballroom dancers,
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they still help rule the roost.
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WOMAN 3: Yes, you don't think...
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MAN 3: Well, we're supposed to be
having another meal at 5:30.
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(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
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MAN 3: I thought we were just
having a drink of tea now.
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WOMAN 7: They're sainted, aren't they?
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I don't normally eat this sort of thing.
What's that?
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It's chocolate.
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just chocolate.
I'll have a wee chocolate.
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(CHUCKLES) No, thank you,
that's quite enough.
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That's a record for me, anyway.
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I love anything chocolatey. Thank you.
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WOMAN 2: It's like having
something like that
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in all the songs, you know.
And you think they're old songs.
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But that's what I remember
about Harrogate,
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I used to come in my youth
to Harrogate, to the Majestic,
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and the... What do you call
the one that's closed now?
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Cra... Grand.
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-WOMAN 2: The Grand Hotel.
-And dance there a lot. It was lovely.
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MAN: God! That reminds me I did a...
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I did a sword dance in the Albert Hall,
in a wee kilt,
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when I was 1 2 years of age, as a scout.
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A Caledonian, you know,
a sword dance that crossed swords.
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My God. You can do that when you're 1 2
but you daren't do it when you're 1 4.
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It's a funny thing,
this puberty business
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when you think of it, isn't it?
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('50s ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
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BENNETT: Puberty long since behind them,
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the nicely-off members
of the Boston Spa Tennis Club
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have said farewell to embarrassment
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and are whooping it up
at their annual disco.
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Never having been able to dance,
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watching it generally fills me
with envy and melancholy.
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But all this does is to convince me of
the ultimate charms of a Zimmer frame.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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CLERK: Reception, can I help you?
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Yes, you can have both English
and Continental in your room.
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If you just put the card that's on
your bed, if you put it on the door,
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then the night porter picks it up
in the night for you
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and you'll have your breakfast
Saturday morning. All right?
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BENNETT: The pound is twitching
this morning, the radio says.
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But it doesn't seem to be upsetting
the business appetite.
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Breakfast as a meal
never occurred in our house.
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And with our motto of ''Let's pretend
we're like everyone else';
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this was another fact we concealed
from the outside world.
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We imagined that every family except us
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sat down together to a cooked breakfast,
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an assumption a hotel seems to confirm.
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It lives on as a myth
in television commercials,
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but I can't think anybody's taken in.
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Still, it's the business of hotels
to be one step behind the times.
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Hotels, like colonies, keeping up
a way of life that is already outmoded.
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Beverly goes hoover, hoover
outside the day's first meeting,
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this time a meeting about
how to hold meetings.
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The discipline of the meeting
is very important.
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And I'm sure that most of you
have had an enormous amount
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of experience when thinking of
some of the meetings that you've had
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and the lack of discipline that's caused
a considerable waste of time.
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The person has got to have the ability
to be able to present himself.
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He's got to be competent
to present the company.
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Okay, any more questions?
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BENNETT: Meanwhile, the lobby swarms
with amateur gardeners
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off to the Harrogate Flower Show.
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Hobbies were another thing
our family never managed.
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Dad played the violin
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and Mum went through
a lampshade making phase
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but nothing ever got them in its teeth.
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Not like these nice, gentle people.
They are fanatics.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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''In the context of ground cover,
dare one mention the humble myosotis?'"
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And off go the gardeners
to the flower show. Lucky them.
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LECTURER: Of course, the people who get
the work may well be the same people
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who supervise the doing of the work.
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But no truants among the businessmen,
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who have another lesson before playtime.
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An owner who starts his own company
may well clear his dining room table
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in the evening, and do this part.
And, to a great extent, this as well.
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In all sorts of ways,
companies operate in different means.
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As we get bigger,
of course we have establishments,
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we have departments,
we may even have office blocks
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for the people who are doing that.
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Oddly touching, I find,
these middle-aged schoolboys.
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Still wanting to learn,
still convinced they can do it better.
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Wives left at home,
whom they'll go up and phone later,
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to tell them how well
their group did in the test.
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...by making a profit.
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When, in fact, what we ought
to be doing is dead simple,
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just keep taking pound notes from people
and keep them smiling as you do it.
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It's as simple as that.
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-How are you, sir?
-Pleased to meet you, Mr Mayor.
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-Hello, Madam Mayor. How are you?
-Fine.
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Good.
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-The drinks are here, is it?
-Yes, indeed.
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BENNETT: The Flower Show Committee
are having drinks in the Bronte Bar,
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flowers flushing out of a lot of what my
mother would call ''the better class''.
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-Oh, yes.
-You really are showing how to do things
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That is right.
And they're awful conditions.
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And the winds come
straight off Ilkley Moor.
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All I'll say is
a lot of things grow jolly well.
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I usually come on the thing.
We think it's rather a nice day to come.
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That's what I've been saying,
let's walk, today.
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-Did you?
-Yes, I did.
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Oh, I'm so glad. Because we could
do the valley gardens which are lovely,
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and then have a pinewood walk,
and then come to our 70 acres.
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-Have a cup of tea or something?
-Yes.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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No, I liked Australia
better than New Zealand.
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Simply because
New Zealand's more like Europe.
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Of course it is. Yes, yes, yes.
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-Did you go?
-Yes, we went.
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BENNETT: My parents never went to,
still less, gave a cocktail party.
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They education they always
regretted not having
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would have had cocktails
on the syllabus.
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And small talk.
And the ability to converse.
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And the necessary accomplishment
of saying things one doesn't mean.
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-WOMAN: We're so lucky with the weather.
-I know.
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I mean, yesterday we thought, ''Oh, gosh,
we're in for an absolute soaking.''
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I know. Pouring at home
when we came up Sunday.
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MAN: Thought January was
pretty good, didn't you?
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When you think of the famous time
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when the snow came
and the roof crashed in.
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(LAUGHING) That was awful, wasn't it?
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I say equally good, back or front.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-Hello, Esther.
-Hello, Ed. How are you?
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ED: Very well, thanks.
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Do you know the Mayor and Mayoress?
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-No, we haven't been introduced yet.
-Yes, we have.
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00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,557
The real solvent of class distinction
is a proper measure of self-esteem.
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A kind of unselfconsciousness.
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00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,556
Some people are at ease with themselves
so the world is at ease with them.
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00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,753
My parents thought this kind of ease
was produced by education.
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00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,039
''Your dad and me can't mix,
we've not been educated.''
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They didn't see that what
disqualified them was temperament.
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just as, though educated up to the hilt,
it disqualifies me.
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What keeps us in our place
is embarrassment.
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WOMAN: Mind you,
it's getting to the stage
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where it takes a bit more
out of you every year.
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00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,237
WOMAN 2: That's right.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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BENNETT: Not that there's much
embarrassment in the ballroom,
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where the road hauliers' wives
are also having a do.
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Less refined, these ladies,
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some of them, dare one say,
a little common.
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But jollier by a long chalk.
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What do they talk about?
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Youth? Trysts in long-gone
transport caffs?
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00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,636
Marriages that began in lay-bys?
Or even in a long tailback on the M6?
447
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,273
How, at 1 7, and soaked to the skin,
448
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,717
one stood for hours
at the Wakefield turnoff
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when suddenly Mr Right,
ferrying a load of Minced Morsels
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from Rochdale to Penzance,
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slowed his juggernaut
to a halt beside her?
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And now they've got a fleet of six
and a son at catering college.
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And she's having her lunch in Harrogate.
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(WOMEN LAUGHING)
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WOMAN: I think you've got
a little devil!
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(WOMEN LAUGHING)
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00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,233
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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BENNETT: The mayor of Harrogate
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has collared the Bronte Room
this lunchtime
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to entertain his fellow mayors.
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The party includes a French delegation
from Harrogate's twin town, Luchon.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,759
The French mayor has been twinned
with the wife of the President
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00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,832
of the North of England
Horticultural Society.
465
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,470
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
466
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,389
What are you using it for?
What are you using it for?
467
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,554
What are you using it for?
What are you using the gallows for?
468
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,149
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
469
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,116
That's right. Yes, yes.
470
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,151
(ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
471
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,630
That's their greeting to you
in the morning, is it?
472
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,195
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
473
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,237
I'm so glad. I'm really glad you came.
474
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,038
BENNETT: Oh.
475
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,757
Charlotte and Emily.
Nothing has changed.
476
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,479
A Mr Heathcliff is calling you
from a Howarth call box
477
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,028
and wishes you to pay for the call.
478
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,550
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
479
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,395
-Oh, I say.
-Yeah, I heard about that.
480
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:42,076
BENNETT: Mr and Mrs MC Dakin
request the pleasure of your company
481
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,596
on the occasion of the marriage
of their daughter, Susan Margaret,
482
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,910
with Dr Robert Frederick Logan
483
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,878
at St John the Divine Parish Church,
Menston,
484
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,158
on Saturday the 23rd of April, 1 988,
at 4 p.m.
485
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,912
And afterwards,
at The Crown Hotel, Harrogate.
486
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,037
How are you?
487
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,599
(ALL CHATTERING)
488
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,112
BENNETT: The slippers are a bit of
tradition invented by the hotel.
489
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,754
''Do you want the slippers and champagne?
490
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,515
''People seem to like them.
It's a little touch that we do.
491
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,750
''Makes it a bit...classier. '"
492
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,878
They go in the dishwasher now,
the slippers.
493
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,629
Difficult to get a tea towel
into the toes.
494
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,312
(PEOPLE CLAPPING)
495
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,431
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
496
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,949
MAN: There's no queue there.
We're enjoying it.
497
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,471
-Yours is round the corner.
-Round the corner here?
498
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,437
MAN: Yes, it's on the right.
499
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,671
CLERK: What type of
an accommodation do you require?
500
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,673
Twin bedded room? And is it
for anything special at all or...?
501
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,353
Oh, that's lovely. I can offer you...
502
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,637
We actually do an extra special occasion
as a leisure break weekend
503
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,790
for that weekend, which is...
504
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,194
Bye.
505
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,476
BENNETT: The end of a leisure break
for one couple.
506
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,791
But for some, it was once all leisure.
507
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,598
-See you.
-Bye.
508
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,671
MAN: I never see a hotel like this
509
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:22,550
but I see my father walking about,
510
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,997
smoking a cigar,
with a glass of whiskey in his hand.
511
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,832
WOMAN: (CHUCKLING) Oh, yes?
512
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,196
MAN: The ruination of our home.
WOMAN: Yes, yes.
513
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,910
-Some memories never die, do they?
-MAN: No.
514
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,435
WOMAN 2: Do you want two or... ?
WOMAN 3: Only one.
515
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,514
-Do you want any jam on this?
-I don't want any.
516
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,669
No.
517
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,633
-Eat it, don't leave it.
-Well, I can't eat it all alone.
518
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,153
-I'll eat...
-Oh, you mustn't leave it.
519
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,118
I can't eat any more.
I'll have this piece.
520
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:58,677
MAN: Is it possible
to have scones and butter and jam
521
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,759
and a pot of tea and toast?
522
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,631
-Is that possible?
-WAITRESS: Yes.
523
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,713
MAN: Thank you, very much.
Scones and butter and jam
524
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,074
and some nice toast.
525
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,273
WAITRESS: White or brown bread?
526
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,433
WOMAN: This used to be all in one.
Before they put the bar there.
527
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,030
And in this hotel,
I've seen this altered quite a lot.
528
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,874
I was in here one morning having coffee
and there was Lord Hailsham in,
529
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,192
and he came across and
shook hands with me.
530
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,795
When we were at home we always had
our dinner at lunchtime.
531
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,271
And for my parents, anything that came
after that was never more than a snack.
532
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,716
So that when I was at university
and they came to see me,
533
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,553
we'd go into the hotel dining room
at night
534
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,359
and the waiter would present the menu.
535
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,752
And my mum would say the dread words,
''Do you do a poached egg on toast?''
536
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,669
Then we'd slink from the dining room,
537
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,036
the only family in England
not to have its dinner at night.
538
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,634
Yeah, I'll have a smaller piece,
just very tiny.
539
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,551
-Very tiny.
-Yes.
540
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,869
There you are.
541
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,599
And I wouldn't...
Mind you, just very small.
542
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,276
''Would you like the wine list?''
the waiter would ask.
543
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,870
''Not really,'' Dad would say.
544
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,394
One had to be quick in order to stop
Mum explaining about his duodenal ulcer.
545
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,353
Mind you, what wine was there
that would go with spaghetti on toast?
546
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,069
''Which is really all we want
at this time in the evening.''
547
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,671
That's fine, thank you.
548
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,673
-Potatoes?
-Yes, please.
549
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,194
-I'm a growing lad, you know.
-Yes.
550
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,870
As I grew older and came
to delight in these eccentricities
551
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,349
and cease to be embarrassed by them,
552
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,396
my parents still struggled to fulfil
553
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,631
what they imagined
were my aspirations for them.
554
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,515
''We've found an alcoholic drink
that we like,'' my mother said.
555
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,196
''It's called bitter lemon.''
556
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,917
Of course, by this time my aspirations
for them had changed anyway.
557
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,312
Now I wanted them to stay the same
as they'd been when I was a child.
558
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,230
It didn't matter any more.
559
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,276
You know what Judy's like.
560
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,432
He just put the water down
and me and Judy just went...to you...
561
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,999
(LAUGHING)
562
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,680
MAN: It's about time we actually
got into a real...
563
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,349
You know, I noticed that
in the staff room.
564
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,751
WOMAN: I can't wait,
I can't wait for tomorrow.
565
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,554
I got into the swing
of doing speeches now.
566
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,473
(LAUGHS) But I'm not quite
as good as you, though.
567
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,552
When you... When you have to follow you,
it's a bit hard.
568
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,191
BENNETT: These are TVrental reps.
And reluctant though I am to admit it,
569
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,956
I can see that with their conferences
and camaraderie and their leisurewear,
570
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,477
it's business people like these
who are banishing class from hotels
571
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,152
and elsewhere.
572
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,915
The snobbish bit of me regrets this.
But it's a small regret.
573
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,514
If you want a poached egg,
you can have a poached egg.
574
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,637
And there's no nonsense about ties
or even jeans.
575
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,910
This is what they put on
after a day at the office,
576
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,355
so this is what they put on here.
577
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,876
They're at home in hotels,
they're at home everywhere.
578
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,793
I envy them.
579
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,713
My main role is I'm an innovator,
580
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,112
so I have innovated in the areas
which I work.
581
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,195
And my intention is to be
the first in the field
582
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,794
to make it very profitable
583
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,237
and to enlarge the turnover by
at least twice over the next two years.
584
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,075
What I want to do is understand
whether the people in the roles
585
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,230
that I have are doing the job
586
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,278
that they're supposed to be doing
professionally.
587
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,309
And if it's not, to gauge the cost
that I would incur
588
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,790
to change those for people
who are very professional.
589
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,229
BENNETT: I suppose one of the purposes
of coming to this hotel in Harrogate
590
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,231
was an evangelical one.
591
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,712
I wanted to find people who were
as awkward as I used to be
592
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,429
in these surroundings
and show them it didn't matter.
593
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,717
Only I didn't find them,
and besides, quite sensibly,
594
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,597
everybody seems to know
it doesn't matter.
595
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,030
I wanted to revive or relocate
some of the embarrassments
596
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,113
and awkwardnesses I felt
when I was younger. I didn't.
597
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,953
I'm older, the world has changed,
598
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,476
and maybe it's the businessmen
who've changed it.
599
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,189
Class isn't what it was,
or nowadays, perhaps,
600
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,113
people's embarrassments
are differently located.
601
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,479
WOMAN: Perhaps go up to
the Prince of Wales at Southport.
602
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,989
I could just get across the road
and sit on the seat
603
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,798
-and look at the shops, you know.
-Yes.
604
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,074
I thought that to be rather nice,
605
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,118
-what do you think?
-Yes, yes. It would be nice.
606
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,598
That's the most revolting smell.
Can't you smell it?
607
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,069
-I can now.
-Ooh, it's horrible.
608
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,912
And today lunch, where you going?
609
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,672
Today for lunch, I'm going home.
610
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,593
-MAN: Usual Sunday lunch?
-No.
611
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,592
-MAN: No?
-I've got a lovely piece of steak.
612
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,835
MAN: Ah, good.
613
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,029
Ever so common, with chips and peas.
614
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,235
(LAUGHS)
615
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,756
Thank you, very much. Thank you, bye.
616
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,716
And that was going to be it.
617
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,588
I came back to London after the filming
had finished by train.
618
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,070
And as it was the weekend
I paid the f3 supplement
619
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,957
and went first class.
620
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,189
I was sitting there when
the ticket collector came round.
621
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,191
He looked at my ticket.
622
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,835
''Oh, you don't belong in here,'' he said.
''These are proper first class people.
623
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,275
''The f3 supplement are further down.
624
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,839
''Come on, out.''
625
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,239
WOMAN 1 : Eat it, don't leave it.
WOMAN 2: Well, I can't eat it all alone.
626
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,992
-I'll eat it...
-Oh, you mustn't leave it.
627
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,277
MAN: Eventually there'll come a time
when Tracy needs special maintenance,
628
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,509
probably on drainage.
629
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,592
WOMAN: Would you like me to put
jam on your scone for you?
630
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,868
MAN: That is, they have not been
using hormonal contraceptives...
631
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,791
OLD MAN: Rattling Jack.
632
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,359
WOMAN: Well, that'll be a good one.
633
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,079
WOMAN 1 : That's what I've been saying,
let's walk, today.
634
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,991
WOMAN 2: Did you? Oh, I'm so glad.
WOMAN 1 : Yes, I did.
635
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,993
MAN: Today, I feel very proud
to stand before you...
636
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,032
OLD MAN: It's a funny thing,
this puberty business,
637
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,678
when you think of it, isn't it?
638
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,911
MAN: Just keep taking
pound notes from people
639
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,991
and keep them smiling as you do it.
640
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,354
WOMAN: I used to come in my youth...
641
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,475
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
642
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,994
CLERK: Crown Hotel. Good morning,
how may I help you?
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