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[ Man ]
Storefront Hitchcock--
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[ voices overlapping ]
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[ Man ] The most important
thing in the world--
it's sitting on the couch.
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It's got spikey hair.
It's defiant.
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It's filling itself
with garbage.
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It's got garbage
in little pots,
and it's eating it.
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As it expands,
it begins to eat itself
as well.
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It feeds on itself.
It feeds on its own
excrement.
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It's delighted.
It's very, very happy.
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The more it comes out,
the more it rubs into its
hair.
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It's really pleased.
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It doesn't say hello
when its parents
walk into the room.
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It's that defiant. [ People laughing ]
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It raids the fridge
completely disrespectfully.
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It may take, you know,
two or three pickles
out of the jar at a time.
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It stares out of the window.
It doesn't wear its glasses
in bad light.
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It smokes cigarettes.
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Sometimes it blunders
into a manhole...
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And spends days
walking through the sewers.
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But its not repentant.
When it finally comes home,
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there's no,
"hello, mom. Hello, dad.
Where have I been?"
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It's just, "I stink,
and you're pleased to see me."
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[ Laughter continues ]
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It's the great civilizing
force of the 20th century.
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It's rock 'n' roll. ♪ [ Rock ]
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[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
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[ Siren wailing ]
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[ Car horns honking ]
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♪ [ Stops ] [ People applauding,
cheering ]
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♪ [ Harmonica ]
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[ Applauding, cheering
fades, stops ]
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Hi. Is my hair
all right? [ Man ] Beautiful.
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Okay, let's go.♪ [ Harmonica, guitar ]
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♪ Darling
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♪ you don't have
to call me Stalin ♪
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♪ or even mao tse-tung
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♪ 'cause I'm far too young
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♪ my rising
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♪ sign is capricorn
is that surprising ♪
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♪ you know that I was born
so very soft ♪
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♪ and easygoing
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♪ I make no trouble
at all ♪
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♪ I was listening
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♪ yeah, I was listening
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ I was listening
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♪ yeah, I was listening
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ and it went
na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ on the devil's radio
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♪ [ whistling ]
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♪ Evil
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♪ it's tentacles are blind
it's like a weevil ♪
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♪ it Burrows through the land
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♪ and everybody smiles
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♪ everybody smiles
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♪ Michael
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♪ don't you know someday
a spike'll ♪
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♪ grow right through
the woodwork ♪
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♪ and come out
through your palm ♪
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♪ we was listenin'
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♪ ah, we was listenin'
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ we was listenin'
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♪ yeah, we was listenin'
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ and it went
na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ on the devil's radio
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♪ [ whistling ]
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♪ Sun sets on the devil
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♪ sun sets on the west
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♪ he's listening to
the fm talk show ♪
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♪ that's what he loves
the best ♪
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♪ Limbaugh
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♪ Or that hateful smile
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♪ Kate said
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♪ the flowers of intolerance
and hatred ♪
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♪ are blooming kind of early
this year ♪
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♪ someone's
been watering them ♪
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♪ we was listenin'
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♪ ah, we was listenin'
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ we was listenin'
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♪ yeah, we was listenin'
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♪ to the devil's radio
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♪ and it went
na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ I'm not the devil's radio
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♪ and I said
na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ you're the devil's radio
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[ applause, whistling ]
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Thanks. [ Applause continues ]
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Thank you.
This is about the time
that everything stopped.
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You know,
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I think at
-283 degrees centigrade...
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All molecular motion ceases.
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And you get the same
kind of thing with years.
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Sometimes people say
the march of time is inexorable.
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But it definitely speeds up
and slows down.
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And this is the point where
everything just... died.
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Actually, it occurs to me,
that's not true
in the gay community.
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It probably was quite
an exciting time.
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But in the sort of
hetero-hippie community
that spawned me,
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it was strictly deadsville.
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So I'm here
to sing about it.
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♪
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♪ You have two coffees
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♪ one of them is one coffee
too many for you ♪
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♪ on a health kick
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♪ yeah, trying to lead
a middle-aged life ♪
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♪ well, it's
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♪ either that or drop dead
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♪ wait till you get older
than this ♪
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♪ and then turn around
and tell me ♪
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♪ I was young for my age
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♪ yeah
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♪ and it feels like 1974
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♪ waiting for the waves
to come and crash
on the shore ♪
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♪ but you're far inland
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♪ mmm
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♪ you're in funky denim
wonderland ♪
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♪ you and David Crosby
and a bloke with no hand ♪
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♪ you've got hair
in places ♪
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♪ most people
haven't got brains ♪
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♪ ooh
but it feels like 1974 ♪
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♪ Syd Barrett's last session
he can't sing anymore ♪
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♪ he's gonna have to be
Roger now ♪
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♪ for the rest of his life
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♪ oh
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♪ enough about me
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♪ let's talk about you
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♪ you were working
at the earth exchange ♪
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♪ and half 22
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♪ "rebel, rebel"
was your favorite song ♪
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♪ on the archway road
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♪ where it all belonged
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♪ all those molecules
of time ♪
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♪ that you thought
you'd shed forever ♪
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♪ all those
inches of time ♪
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♪ that you thought
you could just say
bye-bye ♪
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♪ and as Nixon left
the white house
you could hear people say ♪
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♪ they'll never
rehabilitate that mother
no way ♪
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♪ yep
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♪ whirry-whirry
goes the helicopter
out of my way ♪
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♪ I got a president
to dump in the void ♪
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♪ ooh
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♪ python's last series
and the guardiansaid ♪
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♪ the stench of rotting minds
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♪ but what else
could you smell back then ♪
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♪ you didn't have to inhale
too hard ♪
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♪ you could smell the heads
festering in the back yard ♪
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♪ there's a baby
in a basket ♪
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♪ and it's taken your name
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♪ and one day
it'll grow up and say ♪
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♪ who are you
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♪ eh
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♪ and you say
that's where it ended ♪
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♪ but I said
no, no, no ♪
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♪ it just faded away
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♪ August was gray
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♪ oh, it feels like 1974
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♪ ghastly mellow saxophones
all over the floor ♪
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♪ it feels like 1974
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♪ you could vote for labour
but you can't anymore ♪
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♪ it feels like 1974
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♪ digging led zeppelin
in grimsby ♪
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♪ oh, Christ
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[ applause, cheering ]
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[ Mutters ]
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All right.
I'm going to remove
the second cone.
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This is deni bonet,
the human pumpkin girl.
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[ Applause ]
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♪ [ Checks tuning ]
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[ Muttering ]
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If you stand up properly,
it's possible to make yourself--
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there's these techniques
called Alexander technique...
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For actors and people
who have incredibly
bad posture...
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But enough money
to try and get over it.
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You can actually make yourself
grow two or three inches
by doing this stuff correctly.
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They align you as if
your spine was an endless
plate of crockery.
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They kind of line it up
properly so that it won't tip.
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Most of our spines
zigzag heinously,
and, in fact,
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you can go up for miles.
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As you know,
people get taller.
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The average human height
increases by one and a half
inches every 100 years.
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Julius Caesar
would have only come up
to your pelvis.
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You could have
broiled him, you know.
He would have been no trouble.
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Those legions
were just midgets.
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I went to an astrologer's house
in wherever that place is...
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With the Rose-colored rocks--
Arizona.
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It was built for astronomers
in the fifth century b.C.
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All the doors
were really tiny.
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They were about the size
of cucumber frames--
the height, anyway.
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So I pictured all these
cucumbers going into
the astronomer's house...
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And kind of spiraling up
the stairs and then
looking out.
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Anyway, what they were
planning to do is make people--
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because people were eating
more and more pure beef,
which, as you know,
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is probably the best
possible food stuff
that the world can produce.
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But one of the reasons
that we were created--
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that Siemens and glaxo
and virgin and Disney
got together and said,
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"let there be humanity"--
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was that so
we could eat beef.
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And I'm very proud of
our wonderful country that
they haven't forgotten that.
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[ Sparse applause ] Thank you.
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Let's just hope
that the conservatives
got in again, shall we?
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If you're watching this
in the future,
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I come from a time when
there was a two-party system.
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But things have glibbed
towards an inevitable monopoly.
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People haven't complained
about the eastern bloc
being a monopoly for years.
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This is exactly what's happened
in the west.
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There's now just--
when the final big fish fillets
the last medium-sized fish...
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And absorbs it--
[ Makes swishing sound ]
Like that,
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there will just be
one big fish with
a distended stomach.
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Anyway, back to the beef.
Let's not forget this.
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People are supposed to be
just getting bigger and bigger.
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As you know,
Neil Armstrong was 7 foot 7.
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If you've been
to the Smithsonian,
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you've seen
that those capsules--
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the Mercury capsule
and the gemini capsule--
they're very tiny.
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They actually look like
the stonehenge in
the spinal tapthing...
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Where it comes down
on a spider's web. [ Laughter ]
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But this is a posthumous
public relations thing by NASA.
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In fact,
these men were giants,
because they were put into--
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also, actually in Arizona--
they were put into
a government site...
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And fed irradiated,
carbonated beef for two years,
and they became very tall.
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Their capsules were huge.
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Anyway, they're planning
for the rest of US
to follow suit.
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And I got so angry
I wrote this song.
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♪
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[ Applause ]
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♪ Look at the cloud
above the bus stop ♪
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♪ it's in the shape
of you and I ♪
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♪ swarming around US in
an ever-shifting circle ♪
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♪ in the sky
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♪ Look at me down there
on the viaduct ♪
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♪ covered in grease
and lime and scales ♪
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♪ murmuring thank you
thank you ♪
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♪ to the romsey gravel
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♪ in the gales
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♪ Ooh
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♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
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[ Violin imitates
seagull ]
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♪ Soaring away
above the chessboard ♪
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♪ many's the eagle
on the wing ♪
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♪ checking their instruments
before they bomb
the children ♪
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♪ as they sing
248
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,707
♪ there's a place
for everything ♪
249
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:25,582
♪ ooh
250
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,803
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
251
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:40,467
♪ Ooh
252
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,600
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
253
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,734
[ Violin imitates
seagull ]
254
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:56,526
♪ Splash my cold enamel
with blood ♪
255
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:02,924
♪ a rondezvous with stone
will leave you bleeding ♪
256
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,667
♪ drop by drop
257
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:11,759
♪ I set your face
in stone ♪
258
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:18,592
♪ ah
259
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:24,598
♪ ah
260
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:29,777
♪ ah
261
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,174
[ violin imitates
seagull ]
262
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:40,527
♪ Look at the massacre
on cable ♪
263
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:47,795
♪ but you know
it won't happen here ♪
264
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:56,630
♪ we're all too busy
watching massacres on cable ♪
265
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,285
♪ oh, yeah
266
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:10,470
♪ Ooh
267
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,821
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
268
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:25,354
♪ Ooh
269
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,836
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
270
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:40,195
♪ Ooh
271
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,677
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
272
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:54,949
♪ Ooh
273
00:20:55,079 --> 00:21:00,868
♪ a happy bird
is a filthy bird ♪
274
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,786
[ Applause, hooting ] [ No audible dialogue ]
275
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,450
[ No audible dialogue ] [ Applause continues ]
276
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,373
Oh, yeah.
We're still here.
277
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,377
♪ [ Adjusts tuning ]
278
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:38,949
Um, yeah,
this is another one.
279
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,778
Okay.
280
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:45,913
The thing is,
I don't know why people
actually introduce songs,
281
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:49,438
because the song itself
is its introduction
to itself.
282
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,397
It's like,
if you meet somebody
named Martha,
283
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,573
they say,
"this is Martha."
284
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,836
I mean, you know,
285
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,491
that person happens to be
known as Martha,
286
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,971
just as I might
be called bloomingdale's...
287
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,757
Or deni might be called
staten island.
288
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,802
But that's really
the beginning of the story.
289
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,676
Martha is a whole mass
of molecules and complexes...
290
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:13,854
And things bound together
by terrifying physical
improbabilities.
291
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:16,987
The truth is,
she could fly apart
at any moment,
292
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:19,816
like some
terrible pent-up lock
that's waiting to snap...
293
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,950
And spatter her psyche
across the universe.
294
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,822
God knows--
it is disgusting, deni.
It's life.
295
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:30,523
If it weren't for our
rib cages, there would
just be spleens a-go-go.
296
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,786
I mean, people are just
held in by all this stuff,
297
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,876
and then they're called,
almost insultingly,
a single name.
298
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,879
It's the same with a song.
I could say
what the song's called,
299
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:41,577
which isn't going to be
much of a clue, unless
you've heard it before.
300
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,798
Or I can explain
what it's about,
and I'm going to be lying.
301
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:49,716
So, in the end,
there's not much point
in it really.
302
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:54,024
Ah, that's interesting.
There's some people polishing
a gun carriage over there.
303
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,768
One of those brass
18th century things
for storing in time capsules.
304
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,033
There's a very thin line
between torture and cosmetics.
305
00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:05,906
[ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ]
I wonder--
306
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:08,604
now's our chance
to cross it.
307
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,391
Okay, take a deep breath
and yip-a-dang.
308
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,393
One, two, three, four!
309
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:17,483
♪
310
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:28,537
♪ I'm completely gray
you're completely mad ♪
311
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,932
♪ you're a middle-aged baby
and the world is bad ♪
312
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,937
♪ let's go thundering
313
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:41,768
♪ in a juicy chasm
down a mossy chine ♪
314
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:45,859
♪ I can feel your tongue
running down my spine ♪
315
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:50,864
♪ let's go thundering
316
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:55,172
♪ let's go thundering
317
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,567
♪ ah, your breath is sweet
318
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,482
♪ it's beyond belief
319
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:04,051
♪ and your mouth
curls 'round like a leaf ♪
320
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,054
♪ oh, the sky is bruised
321
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,751
♪ kind of overcast
322
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,623
♪ it's about to rain
323
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:15,932
♪ this bit always
goes so fast ♪
324
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:19,240
♪ let's go thundering
325
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:24,071
♪ let's go thundering
326
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,727
♪ 'cause you gotta go
327
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,948
♪ yes, you gotta go now
328
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,994
♪ oh, you gotta go
329
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,563
yep.
330
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:53,796
♪ When the thunder breaks
and the lightening flash ♪
331
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:57,278
♪ I'll be in your heart
even if we crash ♪
332
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:01,978
♪ when the thunder breaks
and the rain comes down ♪
333
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:06,113
♪ in the naked light
I will kiss your gown ♪
334
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:11,118
♪ let's go thundering
335
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:16,123
♪ let's go thundering
336
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,126
a one.
337
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:23,130
A two.
338
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,263
A three.
339
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,266
Yep.
340
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:38,667
♪ There's a jeweled box
by your fleecy bed ♪
341
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:42,105
♪ and your fingernails
caress my head ♪
342
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:47,023
♪ you're the one I love
you're the one I've got ♪
343
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:50,984
♪ you're the one I'm with
even when I'm not ♪
344
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:55,815
♪ let's go thundering
345
00:25:57,686 --> 00:26:01,124
♪ let's go thundering
346
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,954
♪ thundering
347
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:09,132
♪ thundering
348
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,178
♪ thundering
349
00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:16,096
♪ thundering
350
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,533
♪ thundering, thundering
351
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,057
♪ thundering, thundering
352
00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:25,932
♪ let's go thundering
353
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:29,588
[ applause, hooting ]
354
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,677
Ms. Deni bonet...
355
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:37,770
Who is not far away.
356
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,033
I don't know what kind
of church you like
to imagine,
357
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:44,080
but I like to imagine
a church full of carcasses.
358
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,387
[ Laughter ] Um--
359
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:50,130
you know, there's one big
carcass at the end
in extreme pain,
360
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:55,135
and there's a lot of carcasses
in various stages of agony
kneeling towards it.
361
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:59,269
And maybe,
coming down the aisle,
there's two kind of...
362
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,752
Proto-carcasses
with their hacked
and mangled digits...
363
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,146
Bonded together
in a bloody welt,
364
00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:09,976
and they're being clubbed
by a priest. [ Clapping, laughter ]
365
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:12,239
Now, let it come, brother.
Let it come.
366
00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:16,809
And, um,
that's what we're here for.
We're testifying.
367
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:19,681
We don't know what for,
but we're testifying
to something.
368
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:25,731
And, you know,
outside the church
there's even more carcasses,
369
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,820
who hopefully
are at rest.
370
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,649
Above the church there is
sort of a huge mega-carcass...
371
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,651
With a long white beard
and a top hat...
372
00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:35,175
Who's going,
"well done, my children."
373
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:39,179
There's another who's
on his mobile phone
to the bloke in the vestry...
374
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,008
Or whatever it is, who says,
"I think we got more in
than usual, lord."
375
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:44,271
And he says,
"okay, wang it up next time."
376
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,883
♪
377
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:51,321
♪ [ stops ] I mean, it's very dangerous
to mock people's beliefs,
378
00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:57,327
because you can
be tortured and destroyed
by other human beings.
379
00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:01,070
Very seldom do divine forces
actually wreak their vengeance
on you,
380
00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:04,291
but it's very dangerous
to be an infidel
in someone's eyes.
381
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:09,992
I believe very firmly in god,
in terms of spirituality.
382
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,386
I also have
an infinite contempt
for religion,
383
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:17,696
which I think is hijacking
people's spirituality
for political purposes.
384
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:21,438
I think religion
is perilously close
to pornography in that respect.
385
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,440
[ Scattered applause ]
386
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:25,791
♪
387
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:41,371
♪ Said, I'm a Willow
388
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:45,767
♪ bending in your mind
389
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,858
♪ I'm a mirror cracked
390
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:53,819
♪ from side to side
391
00:28:56,343 --> 00:29:01,043
♪ I'm a snow-covered mountain
in an empty room ♪
392
00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:05,700
♪ I'm a house that
burns down every night ♪
393
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:08,007
♪ for you
394
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:13,708
♪ said I'm a doorway
395
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:17,494
♪ leading to the dark
396
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:26,112
♪ I'm a liquid you're
dissolving in ♪
397
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:33,249
♪ I'm a policeman working
in an empty house ♪
398
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,513
♪ I'm a distant steeple on a
399
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:40,866
♪ long-abandoned plain
400
00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,261
♪ sometimes when I'm lonely
401
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:48,221
♪ baby, then I'm only you
402
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:57,752
♪ Said I'm a pattern
403
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:01,843
♪ on a China bowl
404
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:06,413
♪ I'm a memory
405
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:11,244
♪ engraved upon your soul
406
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:17,946
♪ I'm a prison cell
without a door ♪
407
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,296
♪ I'm a distant steeple
408
00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:24,910
♪ on a frosty window pane
409
00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:29,915
♪ sometimes when I'm lonely
410
00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:33,092
♪ baby, then I'm only you
411
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,315
♪ sometimes when I'm lonely
412
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:42,536
♪ baby, then I'm only you
413
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:58,585
♪ [ Ends ] [ Applause, cheering ]
414
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:01,588
[ Applause, cheering
continue ]
415
00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,555
♪
416
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:41,715
♪ Seems like you were in
a glass hotel ♪
417
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,675
♪ seems like
418
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,635
♪ seems like
419
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:52,465
♪ seems like there was
someone else as well ♪
420
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,425
♪ it seems like
421
00:33:56,556 --> 00:34:00,777
♪ it seems
422
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:06,044
♪ it seems like everything
was going well ♪
423
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,699
♪ it seems like
424
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,485
♪ it seems like
425
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:16,619
♪ you were up there
in your glass hotel ♪
426
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:20,362
♪ it seems like
427
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:24,584
♪ a dream
428
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,329
♪ oh, the radio was playing
429
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:33,549
♪ in the darkness
of the hall ♪
430
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,509
♪ there was someone
standing with you ♪
431
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,772
♪ who just wasn't there
at all ♪
432
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:43,646
♪ and you were laughing
433
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:06,191
♪ Oh, a telephone
was ringing ♪
434
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,802
♪ in a corridor of blue
435
00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:11,718
♪ a geranium came out of it
436
00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,720
♪ reminded me of you
437
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:18,725
♪ and I was crying
438
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:25,079
♪ seems like you were
in a glass hotel ♪
439
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,560
♪ it seems like
440
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:30,606
♪ it seems like
441
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:34,567
♪ seems like there was
someone else as well ♪
442
00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:38,440
♪ it seems like
443
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:43,358
♪ it seems
444
00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:48,929
♪ oh, there's nothing
in the future ♪
445
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,627
♪ and there's nothing
in the past ♪
446
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,674
♪ there is only
this one moment ♪
447
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,893
♪ and you gotta
make it last ♪
448
00:35:57,024 --> 00:36:01,507
♪ and you were laughing
449
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,554
♪ in
450
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,904
♪ a glass
451
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:12,648
♪ hotel
452
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:15,738
[ applause, cheering ]
453
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:22,528
[ Whistling ]
454
00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:35,280
Ah, yeah,
when you extinguish
the candle,
455
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,325
then you have
to pay the penalty.
456
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:43,331
The penalty is that
you're transported
from here by two minotaurs,
457
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:47,727
which, as you know,
are human up to the neck,
and then they have bulls' heads.
458
00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:49,642
Uh, they have
real bulls' heads.
459
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:52,340
They're not just wearing
bull-head masks.
460
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:55,300
They actually become bull
from the neck up.
461
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:59,565
The minotaurs have
a lot of duct tape,
462
00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,654
and they swaddle you in it.
463
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:03,699
Or gaffer tape,
if you're watching
in england.
464
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:09,009
You're swaddled in duct tape,
and you're carried away
by the two minotaurs...
465
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:12,230
Down an endless
series of ducts.
466
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:17,409
Then you're pinpointed
just above about...
467
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:21,021
2,723 feet above sea level,
468
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:25,678
and you are fired out
over central London.
469
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:28,724
Then you come down.
470
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,380
It's the reverse
of normal gravity.
471
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:36,428
It actually gets slower
as you get nearer to the ground.
472
00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:40,606
So you run out of momentum
about eight feet
above Leicester square.
473
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:45,045
And everybody thinks
that you're a bomb--
a thermonuclear device--
474
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,788
'cause we've always been
brought up in our folk stories
in britain...
475
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:54,402
That the bomb would detonate
above ground to achieve
maximum devastation.
476
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,448
So as they see this thing,
which is you,
477
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,972
swaddled in duct tape,
coming down over central London,
478
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,279
people begin to flee. [ Laughter ]
479
00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,890
There's enormous
traffic congestion,
especially on the a4...
480
00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,806
But also on some of
the other main routes,
481
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,764
like the beginning
of the a1--
482
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:11,724
whatever it's called--
highbury corner
and all that stuff.
483
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:13,900
It gets more and more cluttered,
and people are fleeing.
484
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:17,425
They're starting
to tread on each other
in their panic.
485
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:21,299
They're spilling cups of honey
and knocking over theodolites...
486
00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:26,608
And retort stands and trivets
and all those sorts of things.
487
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:30,830
A lot of people
are blundering through
ancient chemical apparatus.
488
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,788
There's stuff
that people have got--
489
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,834
people with slides--
490
00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:37,271
you know, slides of tissue.
Things like corroded lungs.
491
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,317
They're spilling that
in their panic.
492
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,667
They're saying,
"just one more cup of coffee,
Ms. Patterson."
493
00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:44,626
Then it's getting spilled
as well, and they're
getting more disturbed.
494
00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:47,934
And rubber tires,
which have never seen
the outside of a wheel--
495
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,762
they're just cosmetic--
496
00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:52,634
come smashing through
the venetian blinds,
497
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:56,464
and they knock over
the paper cups
and they hit the files,
498
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:59,598
and the computers all go blank
and the buildings,
begin to shake.
499
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,600
They notice there's something
wrong underground,
500
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,602
so they have a strike
underground.
501
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,604
Hundreds of passengers
are trapped underground...
502
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,563
As you get closer and closer
to the surface.
503
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:11,914
Then, just eight feet
above Leicester square,
you stop.
504
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,916
[ Laughter ]
505
00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,788
♪
506
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,877
♪ I something you
507
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,055
♪ as the nights get older
508
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,058
♪ I something you
509
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,367
♪ as if you couldn't see
510
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:34,633
♪ in the best years
of my life ♪
511
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,940
♪ at least I haven't
got a wife ♪
512
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,768
♪ I something you
513
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,424
♪ you whatnot me
514
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,777
♪ I something you
515
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:52,955
♪ as the dead things molder
516
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,828
♪ in Leicester square
517
00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,919
♪ that's the place to be
518
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:05,098
♪ after all
these ruined years ♪
519
00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:08,841
♪ let me realize your fears
520
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:10,408
♪ I something you
521
00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:13,846
♪ you whatnot me
522
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:20,940
♪ in this kind of song
523
00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:25,423
♪ middle bits
are so predictable ♪
524
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:27,860
♪ but you came along
525
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:32,952
♪ you were not
at all predictable ♪
526
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,868
♪ I didn't think
you'd be like this ♪
527
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:40,786
♪ I didn't think
you'd be like this ♪
528
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,788
♪ well, I didn't even think
529
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,964
♪ you could be like this
530
00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:46,966
♪ that you'd be like this
531
00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:49,969
♪ that I'd feel
like this, but ♪
532
00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,884
♪ I something you
533
00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:56,062
♪ as the nights get colder
534
00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,152
♪ and you heat up
535
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,548
♪ and you are next to me
536
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:08,814
♪ in the twilight
of this world ♪
537
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:12,034
♪ you are my Dutch-Australian
Hungarian-Jewish girl ♪
538
00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:13,862
♪ I something you
539
00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:17,823
♪ you whatnot me
540
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,001
♪ I something you
541
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:27,049
♪ you something me
542
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:32,272
♪ [ ends ] [ Applause ]
543
00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:36,494
[ Man ]
Whoo!
544
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:43,196
[ Applause continues ]
545
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,680
And while we're on
this kind of a roll,
546
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,770
this is the most upbeat song
I've ever written.
547
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,815
It's about death from cancer.
548
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:55,861
[ Sparse laughter ] One, two, three, four!
549
00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:59,212
♪ Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
550
00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:02,650
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
551
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:05,958
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
552
00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,700
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip ♪
553
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,179
♪ this old man
554
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,007
♪ he was flesh
555
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:15,489
♪ they wheeled him in
upon a trolley ♪
556
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:18,710
♪ Vera Lynn, Vera Lynn
557
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,061
♪ draw a window
on his skin, now ♪
558
00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:25,325
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
559
00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:28,720
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
560
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:30,635
♪ this old man
561
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,201
♪ he was next
562
00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:35,509
♪ blindfolded
to face the volley ♪
563
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,034
♪ Vera Lynn, Vera Lynn
564
00:42:39,165 --> 00:42:42,211
♪ love will come
of all our sins ♪
565
00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:45,258
♪ paint that on
my tail fin, now ♪
566
00:42:45,388 --> 00:42:48,609
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
567
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:52,047
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
568
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:55,529
♪ this old man persevered
569
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,054
♪ in his mind
he lay with Molly ♪
570
00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:02,057
♪ Vera Lynn, Vera Lynn
571
00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:05,713
♪ cleanse US with
your healing grin ♪
572
00:43:05,844 --> 00:43:09,021
♪ septicemia always wins, now
573
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:12,241
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
574
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:15,897
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
575
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:17,333
♪ coma high
576
00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:19,074
♪ coma low
577
00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:22,034
♪ blood is precious
yes or no ♪
578
00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:23,862
♪ I believe
579
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,777
♪ in surgery
580
00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,954
♪ and that's a fact
581
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,869
♪ I believe
582
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,132
♪ in making it easy
583
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:37,702
♪ I believe
584
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,182
♪ in surgery
585
00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:42,881
♪ but I never act
586
00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,578
♪ I believe
587
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,059
♪ in making it easy
588
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:52,978
♪ easy
589
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:56,242
♪ easy
590
00:43:57,330 --> 00:43:59,637
♪ easy
591
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:03,641
♪ easy
592
00:44:04,424 --> 00:44:07,166
♪ easy
593
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:11,170
♪ easy
594
00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:16,784
♪ oh, yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
595
00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:20,092
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
596
00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:23,095
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
597
00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:26,272
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
598
00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:28,143
♪ this old man
599
00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:30,102
♪ he was gone
600
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,105
♪ he was gone
and I was sorry ♪
601
00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:36,369
♪ Vera Lynn, Vera Lynn
602
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:39,938
♪ down I spiral
down I spin ♪
603
00:44:40,068 --> 00:44:43,202
♪ forces' sweetheart
I'm your twin, now ♪
604
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:46,379
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
605
00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:50,122
♪ Vera Lynn-nin-nin-nin-nin
nin-nin-nin-nin-nin-nin ♪
606
00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:53,212
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
607
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:56,737
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
608
00:44:56,868 --> 00:45:00,001
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
609
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:04,353
♪ yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip ♪
610
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:07,313
[ Applause, hooting ] [ Man ]
Yeah!
611
00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,415
[ Applause, hooting
continue ]
612
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:37,517
We appear to be
completely unobserved. [ Laughter ]
613
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:43,828
Uh, we talked about getting
a basically informal setting
for this,
614
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,004
and it looks like
we've succeeded.
615
00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:49,355
♪ [ Checks tuning ]
616
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:56,318
What was the kindly old lady
made of?
617
00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:59,539
♪
618
00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,241
♪ when you
619
00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:07,852
♪ take me
620
00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:10,724
♪ into a field
621
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:13,858
♪ of glass and rain
622
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:16,034
♪ and then
623
00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,559
♪ you get me
624
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:23,955
♪ looking again
625
00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:29,787
♪ I say Caroline
626
00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:33,268
♪ no need to spell it
backwards ♪
627
00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:35,314
♪ that's enilorac
628
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,231
♪ you say
don't turn your back ♪
629
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:41,320
♪ I am not me
630
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,542
♪ when you
631
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:48,936
♪ take me
632
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,546
♪ onto a lake
633
00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:53,811
♪ of frozen storms
634
00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:55,334
♪ and then
635
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,991
♪ you tell me
636
00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:03,908
♪ as it gets
637
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:06,345
♪ cold
638
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,261
♪ you get warm again
639
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:13,265
♪ and then
as you get warmer ♪
640
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:15,267
♪ you perform again
641
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:19,184
♪ you heat me up
and smile ♪
642
00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:21,621
♪ I am not me
643
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,493
♪ but sha-la
644
00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,234
♪ la-la
645
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,280
♪ me
646
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,499
♪ oh, sha-la
647
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,327
♪ la-la
648
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,373
♪ me
649
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,812
♪ when I
650
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:41,119
♪ take you
651
00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:43,208
♪ into the chamber
652
00:47:43,338 --> 00:47:46,167
♪ of the sun
653
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:47,560
♪ and then
654
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:52,043
♪ you take me
655
00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:56,177
♪ 'cause it's a
656
00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:58,484
♪ deal
657
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,879
♪ I say, Caroline
658
00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:05,578
♪ no need to be so naked
659
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,885
♪ we've been introduced
660
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,410
♪ you say
that's your excuse ♪
661
00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:13,978
♪ I am not me
662
00:48:15,022 --> 00:48:17,024
♪ but sha-la
663
00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:18,460
♪ la-la
664
00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:20,506
♪ me
665
00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:23,161
♪ oh, sha-la
666
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,510
♪ la-la
667
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,079
♪ me, two, three, four
668
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,903
♪ [ Ends ] [ Applause ]
669
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,992
[ Adjusts amplifier ]
670
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:15,387
♪ [ Adjusts tuning ]
671
00:49:15,517 --> 00:49:18,390
[ Applause continues ]
672
00:49:45,243 --> 00:49:47,332
This is about somebody
who's...
673
00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,117
Really gone.
674
00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:53,338
♪
675
00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,445
♪ All of the colors ran out
676
00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:17,275
♪ 'round mid-November, oh
677
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,279
♪ we was a-scuttle-about
678
00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:25,109
♪ do you remember, oh
679
00:50:26,284 --> 00:50:28,808
♪ you left your radio on
680
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,116
♪ with berries all over it
681
00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:36,642
♪ when all the music
was gone ♪
682
00:50:38,122 --> 00:50:40,124
♪ you were in mauve a bit
683
00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:44,563
♪ something about you
684
00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:48,567
♪ you and oblivion
685
00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:52,310
♪ something about you
686
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:56,792
♪ you and oblivion
687
00:51:01,493 --> 00:51:04,713
♪ you held on tight
to the rail ♪
688
00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:07,803
♪ I held the other one
689
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:11,807
♪ seeking
your personal grail ♪
690
00:51:12,852 --> 00:51:15,507
♪ just like
your mother's one ♪
691
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,598
♪ gliding past hedges
and clocks ♪
692
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:23,428
♪ off to infinity
693
00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:28,433
♪ I can remember
your locks ♪
694
00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:31,349
♪ and your virginity
695
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:35,309
♪ something about you
696
00:51:36,354 --> 00:51:39,183
♪ you and oblivion
697
00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:42,534
♪ something about you
698
00:51:43,839 --> 00:51:46,494
♪ you and oblivion
699
00:51:59,507 --> 00:52:02,771
♪ Sitting alone
by the tombs ♪
700
00:52:02,902 --> 00:52:05,513
♪ under the obelisk
701
00:52:06,775 --> 00:52:10,475
♪ mixing up powders
with brooms ♪
702
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:13,391
♪ you should
have got a whisk ♪
703
00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:17,395
♪ this is the month
of the dead ♪
704
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:21,312
♪ leaves on
your ouija board ♪
705
00:52:22,574 --> 00:52:25,272
♪ carry them 'round
in your head ♪
706
00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:27,405
♪ they've got free
707
00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:29,233
♪ room and board
708
00:52:29,363 --> 00:52:33,280
♪ yeah
709
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:38,242
♪ right when the death train
got your ma ♪
710
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:45,597
♪ right when the death train
got my pa ♪
711
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,299
♪ let's slip your hand
on the platform ♪
712
00:52:52,430 --> 00:52:55,346
♪ said I must be going
yeah ♪
713
00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,785
♪ see you
714
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:07,271
♪ see you
715
00:53:10,752 --> 00:53:13,451
♪ all of the colors
ran out ♪
716
00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:16,976
♪ 'round mid-November, oh
717
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:20,936
♪ we was a-scuttle-about
718
00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:24,592
♪ do you remember, oh
719
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,987
♪ something about you
720
00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,817
♪ you and oblivion
721
00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:35,647
♪ something about you
722
00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:39,825
♪ you and oblivion
723
00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:45,570
♪ you and oblivion
724
00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,359
♪ you and oblivion
725
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:55,580
[ adjusting floor pedal ]
726
00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:48,589
[ Applause, hooting,
whistling ]
727
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,679
♪ [ Adjusts tuning ] [ Applause continues ]
728
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:57,729
I don't come from anywhere
particularly,
729
00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,992
but inasmuch as I come
from anywhere,
730
00:55:00,122 --> 00:55:04,344
I come from
this diamond-shaped island
at the bottom of england.
731
00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:08,653
It sort of slots into the bottom
as if Great Britain
was laying an egg.
732
00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,960
It's like
this diamond-shaped egg
which is the isle of wight.
733
00:55:12,091 --> 00:55:16,791
There's some very beautiful
bits of cliff and beach there.
734
00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:20,099
But it's very soft.
The bottom of the island
is disappearing...
735
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:23,494
At the rate of about
ten feet a year.
736
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:27,367
The stuff just goes,
and it doesn't seem
to come back.
737
00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:31,806
So I worked out that
the cliffs that I pace,
738
00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,634
in another
hundred years time,
739
00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:36,681
will have disappeared
completely...
740
00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:40,946
And that my ghost will be,
you know, 50 feet
above the beach.
741
00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:43,862
There must be
other ghosts out to sea.
742
00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:47,779
As the ghosts get
further out to sea,
their costumes get older.
743
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:51,826
So you've got ghosts
from the '50s
about 20 feet out.
744
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:54,568
You've got
world war ii ghosts
just beyond that.
745
00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:57,963
Then you've got
great war ghosts
with their goggles.
746
00:55:58,093 --> 00:55:59,965
Edwardian ghosts
with their m
747
00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:01,967
and victorian ghosts
with their cravats and canes...
748
00:56:02,097 --> 00:56:06,363
And jacobean ghosts
with their legs.
749
00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:08,669
And, uh, it just goes back on,
whatever they had.
750
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,717
Those things to stop them
smelling too bad.
751
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:17,025
And, um, about a mile
out to sea, there must be
cro-magnon ghosts...
752
00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:20,899
Just clubbing each other
to death and grinning.
753
00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:24,032
And I guess there's gonna be
a few more of those
inland as well.
754
00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:28,385
Anyway, this is a song
from my ghost to those
who walk underneath it.
755
00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,736
I mean, which-- which may
well be computers,
actually.
756
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:35,696
If, uh, any of you computers
are watching this
in 50 years' time,
757
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:37,829
we're the people
that put you here.
758
00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:40,005
We are god.
We're terribly sorry.
759
00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:43,400
You know, our god
never apologized to US. [ Laughter ]
760
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:46,533
He made US bow down
and fucking worship him
for centuries.
761
00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:48,840
Every time he slapped US
in the face we had to go,
762
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:51,843
"oh, great
is thy mercy, o lord.
Have another sacrifice."
763
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,932
[ Laughter ]
764
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:56,369
"I've chopped off this arm.
Will the leg do?"
You know.
765
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,197
"Elmer, get off the leg!"
766
00:56:58,327 --> 00:57:01,853
Uh, so anyway,
we apologize.
We're not responsible.
767
00:57:01,983 --> 00:57:05,596
We created you.
We're extinct.
768
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:08,599
♪ [ Playing mid-tempo,
major-key arpeggios ]
769
00:57:21,176 --> 00:57:25,833
♪ And in the element
of light ♪
770
00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:33,580
♪ the sun reflected
from the waves ♪
771
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,627
♪ inshore it spangles
772
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,499
♪ the child of air
is borne ♪
773
00:57:39,630 --> 00:57:44,983
♪ upon the wind that blows
across the sea ♪
774
00:57:52,077 --> 00:57:56,690
♪ And in the element
of summer ♪
775
00:57:59,954 --> 00:58:04,655
♪ the cliff suspended
in the heat ♪
776
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:07,788
♪ the air in columns
777
00:58:07,919 --> 00:58:11,488
♪ the tiny figures
of the world ♪
778
00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:16,144
♪ are walking underneath
your feet ♪
779
00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:20,497
♪ and underneath your hair
780
00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:27,591
♪ where angels wander
781
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:35,033
♪ I'll wander too
782
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:42,954
♪ where angels wander
783
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:48,133
♪ over you
784
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:58,622
♪ And in the element
of darkness ♪
785
00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:06,499
♪ the starlight shimmers
on the spray ♪
786
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:09,502
♪ and falls towards you
787
00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:12,984
♪ your perfect lover
never there ♪
788
00:59:13,114 --> 00:59:18,032
♪ and if she was
she wouldn't be ♪
789
00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,949
♪ and neither would you
790
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:29,827
♪ save your illusions
791
00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:37,835
♪ for someone else
792
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:44,668
♪ save your illusions
793
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:49,542
♪ for yourself
794
00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:52,937
♪ for yourself
795
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,942
♪ [ raga-style solo ]
796
01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,698
♪ [ Arpeggios ]
797
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:30,714
♪ And in the element
of laughter ♪
798
01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:39,113
♪ quick explosion
and the slow ♪
799
01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:41,899
♪ return of sorrow
800
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:45,946
♪ the tide recedes
upon the bones ♪
801
01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:50,995
♪ of something beautiful
and drowned ♪
802
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:54,433
♪ in coral and in Jade
803
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:02,049
♪ where angels hover
804
01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:09,927
♪ I'll hover too
805
01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:17,064
♪ where angels hover
806
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:22,069
♪ over you
807
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:30,077
♪ over you
808
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:37,737
♪ over you
809
01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:45,832
♪ [ Ends ]
810
01:01:45,963 --> 01:01:47,878
[ Applause ]
811
01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:57,061
♪ [ Up-tempo rock beat ]
812
01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:08,159
♪ There's a justice
in this world ♪
813
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:13,077
♪ and I know just what
she's called ♪
814
01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:20,127
♪ she's called Elaine
815
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:26,090
♪ there's a dead man
in your heart ♪
816
01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:30,747
♪ and he takes up
too much room ♪
817
01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:37,449
♪ and I know just what
he's called ♪
818
01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:43,368
♪ he's called Steve
819
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:46,501
♪ [ playing bluesy
single-note riffs ♪
820
01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:59,297
♪ There's a farmer
in the clouds ♪
821
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:05,782
♪ and he's sowing
golden seeds ♪
822
01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:12,136
♪ and he's feeding
on your dreams ♪
823
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:17,228
♪ that's the only thing
you need ♪
824
01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:26,237
♪ and I know just what
he's called ♪
825
01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:29,501
♪ he's called ray
826
01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:38,423
♪ I'm starting to freeze
827
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:43,210
♪ freeze
828
01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:46,213
♪ freeze
829
01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:53,264
♪ I know who wrote
the book of love ♪
830
01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,009
♪ it was an idiot
831
01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:03,100
♪ it was a fool
832
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,580
♪ a slobbering fool
with a speech defect ♪
833
01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:08,801
♪ and a shaking hand
834
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:11,195
♪ and he wrote my name
835
01:04:14,415 --> 01:04:17,636
♪ next to yours
836
01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:21,292
♪ but it should have been
David byrne or somebody ♪
837
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:31,563
♪ There's a justice
in this world ♪
838
01:04:34,131 --> 01:04:37,395
♪ and she's cruel
but she's fair ♪
839
01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:44,228
♪ and I know just what
she's called ♪
840
01:04:46,273 --> 01:04:49,842
♪ she's called Elaine
841
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:52,889
♪ [ single-note lead ]
842
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,366
♪ [ Ends ]
843
01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:21,412
[ Applause ]
844
01:06:28,114 --> 01:06:32,249
[ Robyn ] I remove
the third cone, and there's
captain Keegan and the tomato.
845
01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:34,338
[ Applause ]
846
01:06:37,254 --> 01:06:39,082
[ Muttering ]
847
01:06:39,212 --> 01:06:41,432
[ Laughs ]
848
01:06:41,562 --> 01:06:43,521
Total hysteria.
And why not?
849
01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:46,437
Uh, this is a really
comfortable song.
850
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:49,614
It's the musical
equivalent of a sofa...
851
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:52,312
Or a contour-fitted chair.
852
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:56,316
It's unable to cause you
any pain whatsoever.
853
01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:58,449
I mean, you know,
unless actually hearing
the harmonics...
854
01:06:58,579 --> 01:07:00,277
Of this kind of thing
is painful.
855
01:07:00,407 --> 01:07:03,454
But it's designed
not to upset you in the least.
856
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,673
It's-it's not even bland.
857
01:07:05,804 --> 01:07:09,460
You know, you couldn't say,
"this is annoyingly
comfortable."
858
01:07:09,590 --> 01:07:13,203
It's like--
I was in a lobby once
in Minneapolis and, uh--
859
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:16,380
in fact, there was
a whole hotel on top of it
as well.
860
01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:19,992
And I was in the lobby,
and it was icy outside.
861
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:21,820
There were people
with ice picks,
862
01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:24,649
and they were just hauling
themselves along the surface...
863
01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:28,348
Like they do when, you know,
they turn the screen
horizontally.
864
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:31,656
And they were inching
their way along nicolett mall.
865
01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,658
And there was
a howling blizzard,
866
01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:35,747
and inside it was very--
it was--
867
01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:39,533
there was this muzak playing
in the lobby,
and I had a hangover.
868
01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:42,754
And I was carrying
a meat cleaver,
and I went up to the desk,
869
01:07:42,884 --> 01:07:46,671
and I said, "could you turn
the muzak down, please?"
870
01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:49,369
And they said, "I'm sorry, si.
We can't."
871
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:53,112
And I said--
I took my cleaver out-- [ Laughter ]
872
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:56,463
And I said, "why not?"
And they said,
"because it's pleasing."
873
01:07:56,594 --> 01:07:58,596
[ Laughter ]
874
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:05,559
Okay. If you start,
then I'll follow you.
875
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:08,823
♪ [ Strumming
acoustic guitar ]
876
01:08:08,954 --> 01:08:11,087
♪ [ Playing arpeggios ]
877
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,102
♪ I gotta go
878
01:08:26,232 --> 01:08:31,281
♪ but it won't be so
I don't be back again ♪
879
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,721
♪ I gotta leave
880
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:42,118
♪ but I don't believe
we won't be back again ♪
881
01:08:44,729 --> 01:08:47,384
[ Together ]
♪ no, no, no, no
882
01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:52,215
♪ everything's inside
another ♪
883
01:08:52,345 --> 01:08:54,565
♪ no, no, no, no, no
884
01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,567
♪ all right, yeah
885
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:02,355
♪ I gotta walk
886
01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:07,534
♪ but I'm gonna put
my fork next to your spoon ♪
887
01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:13,497
♪ I gotta split
888
01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:19,764
♪ it's a quaint
old-fashioned way
to leave the room ♪
889
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,767
♪ mmm
890
01:09:24,551 --> 01:09:28,642
♪ smell them
burning leaves ♪
891
01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:32,516
♪ every one beside another
892
01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,605
♪ no, no, no, no, no
893
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,694
♪ all right, yeah
894
01:09:40,306 --> 01:09:43,440
♪ whatever you pray to
895
01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:46,791
♪ that's where you belong
896
01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:50,664
♪ I'm gonna get mine someday
897
01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:55,887
♪ I'm gonna get mine
898
01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:10,206
♪ I gotta laugh
899
01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:12,817
♪ but there's half of me
that wants ♪
900
01:10:12,947 --> 01:10:15,559
♪ to sit and cry
901
01:10:18,692 --> 01:10:20,912
♪ I've gotta split
902
01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:24,176
♪ it's a quaint
old-fashioned way ♪
903
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:28,485
♪ to say good-bye
904
01:10:28,615 --> 01:10:31,662
♪ good-bye
905
01:10:33,054 --> 01:10:36,536
♪ what's your mother for
906
01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,757
♪ not a launch pad
for your father ♪
907
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:42,673
♪ no, no, no, no, no
908
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:45,241
♪ all right, yeah
909
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:49,723
♪ all right, yeah
910
01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:57,427
♪ all right, yeah ♪ do, do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪
911
01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:59,603
[ Applause ]
912
01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:15,532
You know, when you think
you're right about things,
913
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,797
that can make you
very bitter.
914
01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,720
If the rest of the world
doesn't happen to go along...
915
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:34,072
With your way of seeing things,
916
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:41,645
and if the rest of the world
includes someone you've
been close to,
917
01:11:45,736 --> 01:11:47,651
then you feel worse.
918
01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:36,787
♪ No
919
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:41,705
♪ I don't remember guildford
920
01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:44,664
♪ what, was there something
921
01:12:44,795 --> 01:12:48,973
♪ jog my memory
922
01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:52,890
♪ not the cathedral
or the pool ♪
923
01:12:55,936 --> 01:13:00,898
♪ if there's a pool
924
01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:04,641
♪ I'm a little past it
925
01:13:04,771 --> 01:13:09,950
♪ I'm near enough
to be scorched ♪
926
01:13:10,081 --> 01:13:11,996
♪ not blasted
927
01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:17,001
♪ but
928
01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:21,484
♪ no
929
01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,573
♪ I don't remember
930
01:13:27,054 --> 01:13:29,013
♪ jenner road
931
01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:34,671
♪ even though we lived there
932
01:13:37,891 --> 01:13:43,767
♪ and things came through
the letter box ♪
933
01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:45,464
♪ thick and fast
934
01:13:49,555 --> 01:13:51,949
♪ it's in the past
935
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,604
♪ it's in the bracken
936
01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:57,389
♪ did something happen
937
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,871
♪ the sky just blackened
938
01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:05,702
♪ now there's a butterfly
939
01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:08,922
♪ on my face
940
01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:11,838
♪ and I'm a number
941
01:14:14,885 --> 01:14:17,757
♪ in a drawer
942
01:14:17,888 --> 01:14:20,847
♪ [ scatting ]
943
01:14:33,294 --> 01:14:36,994
♪ Hang up your net, child
944
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:42,260
♪ show some respect
945
01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:48,005
♪ to the ghosts that are
ruining your life ♪
946
01:14:50,355 --> 01:14:53,663
♪ it's your life
947
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:15,772
♪ No
948
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:19,515
♪ I don't remember falling
949
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,780
♪ from a flagpole
950
01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:26,130
♪ onto a taxi
951
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:32,005
♪ to leave my imprint
952
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:34,791
♪ and my entrails
953
01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,533
♪ for you to kiss
954
01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:42,712
♪ in the morning sun
955
01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:44,801
♪ [ scatting ]
956
01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:42,075
♪ No
957
01:16:42,206 --> 01:16:46,863
♪ I don't remember
guildford ♪
958
01:16:47,994 --> 01:16:51,607
[ Applause, hooting ]
959
01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:13,977
Uh, j.D., should we--
should we knock it off
at this point?70919
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