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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,711 Every day I get letters. 2 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,388 I think I get more letters than Santa Claus, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined. 3 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,266 I'm kinda the shit. 4 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,018 Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. 5 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,226 Grassy-ass, Raymundo. 6 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:15,281 Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. 7 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:19,497 They tell me everything will be okay if I just accept Jesus Christ into my heart. 8 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,575 I say the words, but nothing ever happens. 9 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,546 Nobody comes back. 10 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,209 Nobody gets off the cross. 11 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,346 Welcome to the Mental Olympics. 12 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,431 They're big on recreation here. 13 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,017 Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions. 14 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,015 Oh, yeah! 15 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,777 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, 16 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,532 keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising. 17 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,787 Well, those J.V. tactics won't work against me. 18 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,789 I'm a kicker. 19 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,161 K-I-C-K-E-R. 20 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,498 It even says so on my chart. 21 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,920 Just one Toast 'Em, huh? 22 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,089 I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. 23 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:18,257 But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. 24 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,517 I recommend more complex carbo… 25 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,862 - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! 26 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,231 All right. 27 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,025 Don't touch me! 28 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,758 I wasn't always this cracked. 29 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,388 I used to be normal. 30 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:07,435 Well, as normal as any girl under the influence of teenage hormones. 31 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,441 But after the killings began, I started to feel… 32 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,437 I don't know- 33 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,409 loose around the edges or something. 34 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,665 God! 35 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,919 I hate this fucking song. 36 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:40,262 This is where it all went down. 37 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,562 "Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, 38 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,311 but the place is just named after a waterfall. 39 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,063 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. 40 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,188 It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. 41 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,736 The scientist guys dropped all kinds of things down there, 42 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,991 but nothing ever surfaces. 43 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,993 Maybe it's another dimension. 44 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,655 Or, you know, just really deep. 45 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,850 I'm working the back of my calves, and I'm working my heart. 46 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,943 We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. 47 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,150 We're talking about virtually no impact. 48 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,480 This should sell for 14.95. 49 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,030 Whole body calorie burning. Whole body muscle toning. Everything. 50 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,994 Now what about upper body? All right. We'll do upper body. 51 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,946 Chicken! We're working my butt. We're working my abs. 52 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,957 We're working the inside of my thighs. 53 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,169 Now, here's one of our new movements. 54 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,339 I want you to see the range of motion. Just go to "Hurdle" or "Sprint." 55 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,299 Look at the sprint that I have. 56 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:59,010 How many people can get that range of motion? 57 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:03,471 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors or my buttocks even more. 58 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,393 I do what's called digging. 59 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,472 Look at the range of motion. I use this for a lot of swimwear models. 60 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,388 Very, very, very important. How 'bout Butt Squeeze? 61 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,310 Yup. I see you wanted to touch. 62 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,398 That's a good way… - Not this show! Not touching this show… 63 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,952 Jennifer didn't always look this rough. 64 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,420 Just two months ago, me, Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip, 65 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,336 were completely normal people. 66 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,966 We were our yearbook pictures. 67 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,053 Nothing more, nothing less. 68 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,351 ♪ One ♪ ♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪ 69 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,847 ♪ Two ♪ ♪ He's kissin' on you ♪ 70 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,108 ♪ Three ♪ ♪ Oh, why can't you see ♪ 71 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,820 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 72 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,820 There's Jennifer. 73 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,112 Only back then, we were tight. 74 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,486 Sisters, practically. 75 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,204 People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer… 76 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,115 would associate with a dork like me. 77 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,083 Sandbox love never dies. 78 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,575 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ ♪ You are the girl ♪ 79 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,287 ♪ That I've been dreaming of ♪ 80 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,918 You're totally lesbi-gay. 81 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,916 What? She's my best friend. 82 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:29,643 ♪ Ever since ♪ ♪ I was a little girl ♪ 83 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,643 ♪ One ♪ ♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪ 84 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,435 ♪ Two ♪ ♪ He's kissing on you ♪ 85 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,731 Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? 86 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,565 You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? 87 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,779 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. 88 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,780 They're this indie rock band from the city. 89 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:48,122 I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. 90 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,030 Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you. 91 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:57,118 Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. 92 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,249 Boo. Cross out Needy. 93 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,301 What time is the show? I'll pick you up at 8:30. 94 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,014 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. 95 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,505 He seems nice. 96 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,310 Wear something cute, okay? Okay. 97 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,363 "Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. 98 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,574 It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. 99 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:32,537 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. 100 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,619 Tits were her trademark. 101 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,837 Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. 102 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:44,709 It's a rock show. This is my rock look. 103 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,758 Well, I can see, like, your womb, so… 104 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,181 I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. 105 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,684 Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. 106 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,726 Girls like her don't go out with drummers. 107 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,691 - Thanks a lot. - No offense. 108 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:03,941 She'd probably make an exception if you were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. 109 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,435 - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins? 110 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,743 Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. 111 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,825 Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- 112 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,411 Salty. 113 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,867 Salty means beautiful. 114 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,918 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe. 115 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,721 Jennifer's here. 116 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,808 How do you know? Needy! 117 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,892 Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. 118 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,897 That's fucking weird. 119 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,979 Better hurry before she gets annoyed. 120 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,475 You always do what Jennifer tells you to do. 121 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:50,398 No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. 122 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,028 We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. 123 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,236 You guys don't have anything in common. 124 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,538 Yeah. Okay, Chip. 125 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,007 Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. 126 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:16,223 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. 127 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,846 Oh, hi, Chip. 128 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,774 It smells like Thai food in here. 129 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,113 - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. 130 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,730 - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. 131 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,487 Fuck you. Let's go to the club. 132 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,610 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. 133 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,078 It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. 134 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,869 Eat my ass, Chip. You're just Jell-O 'cause you're not invited. 135 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,294 I'm not Jell-O. That place is disgusting. 136 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,254 Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totally Jell-O. 137 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,424 You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself. 138 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,505 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. 139 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,263 You wish. 140 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,562 Chip was right. 141 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,734 Melody Lane is definitely not a club. 142 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,904 Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. 143 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,034 Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. 144 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,611 As they come around the corner- 145 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,987 All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. 146 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,044 ♪ You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground ♪ 147 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,330 ♪ You stay up, you won't come down ♪ 148 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:28,036 I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. 149 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,838 Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. 150 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,922 What up, Craig? 151 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:36,508 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. 152 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,474 Swing and miss. 153 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,893 Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. 154 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,768 I wonder if he's circumcised. 155 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,395 I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. 156 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,652 Ew. 157 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:55,695 Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit. 158 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,865 Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. 159 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,001 You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. 160 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:08,000 Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals. 161 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,707 Are you, uh… you're gonna cuff me? 162 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,547 Don't do that. 163 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,592 Okay? Not here. 164 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,296 Hey, that's the band. 165 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,611 Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. 166 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,070 Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. 167 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,402 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. 168 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,159 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. 169 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,741 All stylish and shit. 170 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,670 I think they need two groupies. 171 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,252 No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. 172 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,127 They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. 173 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,165 Don't you know that? These things? 174 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,548 These are like smart bombs. Okay? 175 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,307 You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real. 176 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,440 Hi. Hi. 177 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:13,981 Uh… we just wanted to meet you or something. 178 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,187 I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. 179 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,398 Hi. I'm Nikolai. 180 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,199 This is, uh… These guys are my band. 181 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:26,453 Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard… I've heard about you. 182 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:30,328 You play your instruments really super good. 183 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,086 Thank you. We are professionals. 184 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,509 Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? 185 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,089 Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? 186 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,258 You live in the city, right? Yeah. 187 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,595 But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans… 188 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,932 in the shitty areas too. 189 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,192 That's amazing. 190 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,361 Can I, um… Can I buy you a drink? 191 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,190 Sure. What are we having? 192 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,486 They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. 193 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,991 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. 194 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,736 All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. 195 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,866 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 196 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,334 Hey, how-how are you gonna get alcohol? 197 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,455 Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender. 198 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,009 Aw, shit. 199 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,848 Dirk, what about her? 200 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,061 - Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. 201 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,023 I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. 202 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,146 That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- 203 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,941 Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? 204 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,775 There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. 205 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,202 You told us you were from Brooklyn. 206 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,661 My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? 207 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,333 - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks… - I don't know. 208 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,082 Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so… 209 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,785 Fine. Okay? You know, I'm not just your bassist. 210 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,126 I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- 211 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,133 - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. 212 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:04,005 Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. 213 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,803 Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. 214 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,179 And you're right. She is a virgin. 215 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,686 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you. 216 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,369 Tower One isn't full enough. 217 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,741 Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. 218 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,788 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. 219 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,753 Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. 220 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:41,344 What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. 221 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,762 And by the way, that hurts. 222 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,801 I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. 223 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,465 I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. 224 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,426 Oh, my God. 225 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,771 - Good evening, Devil's Lake. - Devil's Kettle! 226 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,853 Fuckin'-A right, it is. 227 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,458 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 228 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,005 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪ 229 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,009 ♪ Of when ♪ 230 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,841 ♪ I had my best friend ♪ 231 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,597 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪ 232 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,431 ♪ I don't know but it's never been so clear ♪ 233 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:40,689 ♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪ 234 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,983 ♪ And I see ♪ 235 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,525 ♪ The broken glass in front of me ♪ 236 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,584 ♪ I see ♪ 237 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,078 ♪ Your shadow hanging over me ♪ 238 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,834 ♪ And your face, I can see ♪ 239 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,248 ♪ Through the trees ♪ 240 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,509 ♪ I will find you ♪ 241 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,052 ♪ I will heal ♪ 242 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,967 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪ 243 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 244 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,401 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 245 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,862 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 246 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,403 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪ 247 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,159 ♪ Goin' quiet through the trees ♪ 248 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,002 ♪ And I remember ♪ ♪ how we used to talk ♪ 249 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:44,462 ♪ About the places we would go when we grew up ♪ 250 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,335 ♪ And all that we were gonna find ♪ 251 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,139 ♪ And I remember watching our seeds grow ♪ 252 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:58,772 ♪ And how you cried when you saw the first leaf show ♪ 253 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,900 Let's go! 254 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,242 No! 255 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,167 Run! 256 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,089 We can't get through there! 257 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,272 I know where to go! 258 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,125 Hey. Hey. Jen? 259 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,264 Hey. 260 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,680 Jennifer? Oh, thank God you guys are all right. 261 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,477 I've been looking everywhere for you two. 262 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,733 Listen, it's really dangerous out here. 263 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,687 You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? 264 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,237 I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. 265 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,695 And right now, I feel like that's my van. Okay. 266 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,794 Okay, this one's in shock. Great. 267 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,250 Are you in shock? Have some of that. 268 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,621 No. 269 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,920 Jennifer? 270 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423 Hey. 271 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,841 Let's go, Jennifer! Let's go to the van. 272 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,718 I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van. 273 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,715 Why? Why should we? 274 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,887 We have the Sebring. Let's just get out of here! 275 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,686 Let's go to L.O.O. and get some Northwoods Nachos with extra badger sauce. 276 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,441 - Please? I'm starving. - Needy, stop it! Just shut up. 277 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833 I watched her get into that van, 278 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,499 and I knew something awful was going to happen. 279 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,588 He was skinny and twisted and evil, 280 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,844 like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid. 281 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,082 Oh. 282 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,393 - Hey, Niedermeyer. - Oh, thank God you're there. 283 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,767 What's wrong? Jennifer's gone. 284 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,225 She ran off with that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down. 285 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,743 You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. 286 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,161 But there was this huge stampede, 287 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,450 and all the people that fainted got run over, 288 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,454 and you could hear their bones breaking. 289 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,867 And the people… 290 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,246 Like, the people on fire just smelled like… 291 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,376 This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. 292 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,803 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. 293 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,513 - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? 294 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,715 She's still in there. We have to go find her. 295 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,925 Who cares about Jennifer and those douche bags… 296 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,016 with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? 297 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,191 People just burned to death. 298 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,942 Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! 299 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,193 I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. 300 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,935 - Where is your mom? - Swing shift. 301 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,320 Stay on the phone with me, okay? 302 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,248 Needy, do you want me to come over or something? 303 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,671 I don't know. Maybe. 304 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,891 Needy? 305 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,478 Okay, so now there's no one here. 306 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,231 That's so strange. 307 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,317 Maybe I'm going crazy. 308 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,742 It's probably nothing. 309 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,584 Look, I'll call you later. Okay. 310 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,323 Hi. 311 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,121 Jen. 312 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,209 What happened? 313 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:51,889 Jen? 314 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,996 Um… 315 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:23,252 My mom got that at Boston Market, and I'm… I'm not supposed to- 316 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,906 Jennifer. Jennifer? 317 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,209 Jennifer. 318 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,614 Are you scared? 319 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,667 Jennifer! 320 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,185 Another body under here! 321 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,318 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there, 322 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,327 and they had to fight their way out with a machete. 323 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,540 Look, she's not even moving. 324 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,211 It's called post-traumatic stress disorder. 325 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,130 My dad was in Operation Enduring Freedom, 326 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,380 and he totally, like, stopped talking for, like, months. 327 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,934 I'll be Perfect Prom Betty, and you be her. 328 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,723 Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley? 329 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,478 Ow! What's wrong, Jennifer? 330 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,238 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me a shot. 331 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,321 I never tell on you. 332 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,741 Where's it at, Monistat? 333 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,792 - You're all right. - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 334 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,835 'Cause last night at my house, you were… 335 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,299 You do have a tendency to overreact. 336 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:15,260 Remember when we were in Girl Scout camp, and you thought that there was an earthquake, 337 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,182 but it was just two guys with a ghetto blaster? 338 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,431 People died, Jennifer. 339 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,805 It's, like, all over the news. National news. 340 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,937 Anybody that we know? We know everyone. 341 00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,744 Sucks to be them, I guess. 342 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,568 What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? 343 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,988 Besides the obvious surface flaws. 344 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,288 I knew it was real. 345 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:51,463 I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage off the linoleum. 346 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,723 Shoot. 347 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,473 Please don't talk to yourself. 348 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,595 It's one of your more freakish Needy behaviors… 349 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,062 and it makes us both look like total gaylords. 350 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,853 Ew. Fuck. You need a Mani bad. 351 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,307 You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation. 352 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:19,446 This is a dark, dark day… 353 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,491 for Devil's Kettle. 354 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,325 And believe me you, I have lived through some… 355 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,996 some pretty heavy stuff. 356 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:34,877 We lost eight precious students… 357 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,133 including Ahmet from India, 358 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,797 several parents… 359 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,346 and our beloved Spanish teacher, 360 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,852 Señorita Erickson. 361 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,854 No way. Erickson ate shit? 362 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:52,436 Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns… 363 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:56,943 about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho. 364 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,778 We can't let that damn fire win. 365 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,655 It already won. 366 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,953 God bless you kids. 367 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:34,114 There's no band practice today. There's no anything today. 368 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:38,609 It's surreal, right? When just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops. 369 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,204 Feel guilty just breathing. 370 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,910 Word. 371 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,991 Chip, I need to tell you something kinda weird. 372 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,286 It's about Jennifer. What? 373 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,750 You know how last night we were talking, and someone came to my house? It was Jennifer. 374 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,798 She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something. 375 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:05,933 And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff… 376 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,563 that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together. 377 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,271 Yuck. 378 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,521 Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch of smoke or something. 379 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,516 No, Chip. No, it was like… 380 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,858 It was, like, evil. 381 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,816 Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. 382 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,696 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. 383 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:28,162 Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. 384 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,913 I didn't say you were crazy. 385 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,905 It's just, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel… 386 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,630 Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. 387 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,459 Hey, Needy. 388 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:42,054 - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches. 389 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,343 Yeah. 390 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,513 Well, I'm glad you didn't die. 391 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,597 - Thanks. - Seriously. 392 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,062 How are you friends with Colin Gray? 393 00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,227 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. 394 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,316 I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. 395 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:05,361 He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. 396 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:09,777 Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. 397 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,868 You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser. 398 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,917 Walk me home? 399 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,090 You know it, babe. 400 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:35,944 ♪ It's all right ♪ 401 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:41,686 ♪ It's all right ♪ 402 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:47,743 Hi. Hey, Jennifer. 403 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:51,914 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss. 404 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,254 You are crying about Craig, right? 405 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,212 He was my best friend. 406 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:01,042 You know, I was there last night, 407 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:05,718 and I was probably the last person to talk to him, like, ever. 408 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:08,799 Wow. You know what he said? 409 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:13,135 Craig said that he always thought you and me… 410 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:16,523 would make a totally banging couple. 411 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,559 Isn't that just so weird? 412 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,317 He… He said "banging"? 413 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,954 Feel my heart, Jonas. 414 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,449 I think it's broken. 415 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,293 Mine too. 416 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,424 You come with me, just for a little while. 417 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,963 It's what Craig would have wanted. 418 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,430 - Yeah. - Yeah. 419 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,620 You're so warm. Why are you so warm? 420 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,622 Shutties. 421 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,966 Jennifer. 422 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,762 Jen. What? 423 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,346 Look. 424 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,397 Mm-hmm. 425 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,401 They're waiting. 426 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,914 Okay. 427 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:10,261 Mmm. 428 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,298 Do you miss Craig? 429 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,854 Of course. 430 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:22,393 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 431 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,897 What, you mean, like, in heaven someday? 432 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,443 Nope. 433 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,025 God. 434 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,655 Let it all out, kids. 435 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,258 You want some baloney, Spector? 436 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,054 And that was Low Shoulder, the local band… 437 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:03,479 who became unlikely heroes of the tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. 438 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,440 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, 439 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,152 risking their own lives in the process. 440 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,403 That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. 441 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:17,867 And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. 442 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,619 Now, how you guys holdin' up? 443 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,622 We're maintaining, man. 444 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,914 It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes… 445 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,458 are the people of Devil's Lake. 446 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:32,342 I just hope we can convey 1 /10th of their courage and spirit… 447 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,472 on our upcoming album. 448 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,729 Virgin mother. 449 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,568 Crap. 450 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,574 You said it. Hey, Mom. 451 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,572 I didn't know you were up. 452 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,368 Yeah. 453 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:06,461 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. 454 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,120 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. 455 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,919 Right. 456 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,633 What'd you dream about? 457 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:19,264 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree… 458 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:23,684 with hammers and big stakes and shit. 459 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:27,175 Just like J.C. 460 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:33,572 But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 461 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,440 I can take care of myself. 462 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,448 Yeah, you say that, 463 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,870 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there. 464 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,998 No! 465 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,221 We will get the man who did this to your son. Hear me. 466 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,390 I'll kill him myself. 467 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,225 I will. 468 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:12,312 Do you hear me, you bastard? 469 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:17,862 I'll cut off your nut sack and nail it to my door… 470 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:22,624 like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! 471 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,869 That will be your balls! 472 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,960 Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire… 473 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,047 that destroyed a popular local nightclub… 474 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:21,882 In Devil's Kettle last night. 475 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:28,259 Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! 476 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,970 Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, 477 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,639 and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate? 478 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:37,863 - Yeah? - It's that good. 479 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,861 Well, that's nice. 480 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:42,193 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, 481 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,698 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle of town. 482 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:47,911 Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. 483 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:52,202 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. 484 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,208 That's sweet, Jen. 485 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,000 You know, I tell it like it is. 486 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,844 And besides, you know what? 487 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:01,049 You should be happy for me because I am having the best day… 488 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,841 since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. 489 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,965 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 490 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,682 Whatever. 491 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,812 Other line. Hold on. 492 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,979 - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. 493 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:16,189 Pooh. I'm crossing you out. 494 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,361 Hey. 495 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,691 I need to see you right now. I can barely hear you. 496 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,028 It's because Camille is playing the piano. 497 00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:26,824 Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! 498 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,736 Can you meet me at McCullum in 10? 499 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,865 You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! 500 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,912 Uh, 15? 501 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,827 ♪ Heard you're new in town ♪ 502 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,036 ♪ Want someone to show you round ♪ 503 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,497 ♪ Well, no one knows this place just quite like me ♪ 504 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,918 - I gotta go. - I am a god. 505 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:48,928 Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. 506 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,602 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. 507 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:55,681 So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? 508 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,688 What's the story down there? 509 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,020 I gotta go. 510 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,073 Why are the cops at your house? 511 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,657 They're not. They're at Jonas Kozelle's house. 512 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:15,664 Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. 513 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,288 What? Yeah. 514 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,793 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. 515 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,746 They ate parts of him. 516 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,208 No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. 517 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,218 His mom is, like, catatonic. 518 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,430 She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. 519 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,432 This can't be a coincidence. 520 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,649 What are you talking about, Needy? 521 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,189 A fiery death trap last night, 522 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,522 and now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school? 523 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,608 Come on. It's freaktarded. 524 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,278 Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right? 525 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,325 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't. 526 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,489 I mean, you agree, right? 527 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,498 You're shaking. 528 00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,080 Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here. 529 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,456 You want my hoodie? 530 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:07,013 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 531 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,843 The days marched on as usual, 532 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:13,096 but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves. 533 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,099 Most of us. 534 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,181 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪ 535 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:22,978 ♪ I don't know but it's never been so clear ♪ 536 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:27,784 ♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪ 537 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,660 To the rest of the world, we were famous. We were saints. 538 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,869 Our town's only bar had burned to the ground, 539 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,620 and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack. 540 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,124 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle. 541 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:45,667 And the press, God! They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit. 542 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,844 ♪ Through the trees ♪ 543 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,295 ♪ I will find you ♪ 544 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:58,017 ♪ I will heal ♪ 545 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:01,639 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪ 546 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:05,478 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ 547 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:12,695 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 548 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,070 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪ 549 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:19,659 ♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪ 550 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,246 Still, we were healing. 551 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,383 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey! 552 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,297 We had faith. 553 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,512 We were fucking idiots. 554 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,894 Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement. 555 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,020 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary… 556 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:43,349 of the tragedy at Melody Lane… 557 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:46,056 and the murder of Jonas Kozelle. 558 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,897 Boring. Jesus! 559 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,032 What a bitch. 560 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:52,319 As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy, 561 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,413 I finally have some good news to share with all of you. 562 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,450 The members of the rock and roll group Low Shoulder… 563 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:02,124 have decided to extend a helping hand to our community. 564 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,285 As you all know, their song, "Through The Trees," 565 00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,876 has become our unofficial anthem… 566 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,803 of unity and healing. 567 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,381 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single. 568 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:17,387 Three percent of the profits will go to local families… 569 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,390 who have been affected by loss. 570 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,432 What about the other 97%? 571 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,437 I mean, that's just crass, right? 572 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:31,400 "Crass." It means greedy, exploitative, scummy. 573 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,494 Low Shoulder are American heroes. 574 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,609 No, they're not! I was there, Chastity. 575 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,908 They didn't help anybody escape the fire. 576 00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,581 I don't even know how that rumor got started. 577 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,831 Rumor? Rumor? 578 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:47,123 It's true. It's on the Wikipedia. 579 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:51,548 We wouldn't even know who they were if they hadn't been playing that night. 580 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,299 - They used us. - You take that back, Needy Lesnicki. 581 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,722 - Girls… - We need them now more than ever. 582 00:43:56,801 --> 00:44:00,011 That's enough. 583 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,603 I'm already sick of that song. 584 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,984 Yeah, it's really poorly produced. 585 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,061 Could the bass be any lower in the mix? 586 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:12,227 No offense, but you look really tired. 587 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:16,188 Is everything okay? No. I feel like boo-boo. 588 00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:21,069 My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. 589 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,999 God. It's like I'm one of the normal girls. 590 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:28,421 Are you P.M.S.-ing or something'? P.M.S. isn't real, Needy. 591 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,709 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy. 592 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,709 Don't look at me like that! 593 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,552 It's just wearing off or something. 594 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,215 What's wearing off? 595 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,597 Hello, Needy. Hi. 596 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,556 Jennifer. Hi, Colin. 597 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,975 Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. 598 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:56,225 Is he gonna fuck his mom? 599 00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,739 No… I don't… I don't… I don't think so. 600 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,621 Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. 601 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:04,161 You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! 602 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:07,333 Yeah. What? I… 603 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:10,923 - I don't g… How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch. 604 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:16,002 Okay. Um… 605 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,468 Well, we've been having a lot of fun in class, you and I, 606 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:23,930 and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. 607 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:27,853 There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. 608 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,104 I don't like boxing movies. 609 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:36,941 Yeah, but it's no… It's not a… fucking boxing movie. 610 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,316 Um, fuck it. Okay. Forget it. 611 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,618 - That was random. - I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy. 612 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,832 Colin's really nice. 613 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,464 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. 614 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,293 My dick is bigger than his. I think he's really cool. 615 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,380 You do? Yeah. 616 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,306 Wait. Colin. 617 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:12,097 Why don't you just come by my place tonight? 618 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:16,356 I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. 619 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,110 I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something. 620 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,896 Okay. 621 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,989 Great, yeah. 622 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,445 Okay. I'll text you my address. 623 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:31,791 Cool. 624 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,418 Hi. Hey. 625 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:41,094 Mmm. Hi, Chip. 626 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,425 Hey, hey. Ugh. 627 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,260 Get a room. 628 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,886 So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. 629 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,926 No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird. 630 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:58,231 So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. 631 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:01,526 I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so… 632 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,452 Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with… 633 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:07,071 Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm… 634 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,658 Okay. I'll see you tonight then. 635 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,655 Okay. 636 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:20,299 ♪ The roads are wrapped around your waist ♪ It's for ambiance. 637 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:24,471 ♪ They lead me place to place ♪ It's Jammin' Jasmine. 638 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:28,510 My mom has Holiday Scents, too, if you're… 639 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,846 This is nice. ♪ In fact, I made a career out of it ♪ 640 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:37,062 ♪ I've always thought the left was your strongest side ♪ 641 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:41,936 ♪ But when it comes to you now I can't decide ♪ 642 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,448 ♪ It's only a matter of ♪ 643 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,866 ♪ Time ♪ 644 00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:15,892 ♪ I can see clearly now ♪ ♪ the rain has gone ♪ 645 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:21,309 ♪ I can see all ♪ ♪ obstacles in my way ♪ 646 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:25,819 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds ♪ ♪ that had me blind ♪ 647 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:30,823 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ ♪ bright sunshiny day ♪ 648 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,868 ♪ I think I can make it now ♪ ♪ the rain has gone ♪ 649 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,668 ♪ All of the bad feelings ♪ ♪ have disappeared ♪ 650 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,631 ♪ Here is the rainbow ♪ ♪ I've been prayin' for ♪ 651 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:48,133 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ ♪ bright sunshiny day ♪ 652 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,695 Hello. 653 00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:51,134 Jennifer? 654 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:55,927 ♪ I know you seen me looking at you ♪ ♪ and you already know ♪ 655 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,641 ♪ I wanna love you ♪ ♪ love you ♪ 656 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,682 ♪ You already know ♪ 657 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:04,346 ♪ I wanna love you ♪ ♪ love you ♪ 658 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,976 ♪ You already know ♪ 659 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,913 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 660 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,582 "Slippery Swirl"? 661 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:30,127 Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl. 662 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,132 Cool. 663 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,469 ♪ Baby, you got a phatty the type I like to marry ♪ 664 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,220 ♪ Wantin' to just give you everything and that's kinda scary ♪ 665 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,683 ♪ 'Cause I'm lovin' the way you shake your ass ♪ 666 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,813 ♪ Bouncin' Got me tippin' my glass ♪ 667 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,232 ♪ Normally don't get caught up too fast ♪ 668 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,890 ♪ Got a thing for you ♪ 669 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,688 ♪ I see you windin', grindin' ♪ 670 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,112 ♪ Up on that floor ♪ 671 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,361 ♪ I know you see me looking at you ♪ 672 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,364 ♪ And you already know ♪ 673 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,526 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 674 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,576 ♪ You already know ♪ 675 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:05,371 Oh. 676 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,326 ♪ I wanna love you love you ♪ 677 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,837 ♪ You already know, girl ♪ 678 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,799 You made it. 679 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,641 What's going on? 680 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,864 This, uh… 681 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,527 This isn't really your house, is it? 682 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,447 No, baby. 683 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,779 This is our house, just for you and me. 684 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:45,076 We can play Mommy and Daddy. 685 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:56,172 Do you even know my last name? 686 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,676 Silly. 687 00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:01,429 I've been sending you signals all year. 688 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:05,058 Couldn't you tell? 689 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,430 You give me such a wettie. 690 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,621 Put it in. 691 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:50,688 Jennifer! 692 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,359 What? Are you scared? 693 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,570 I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. 694 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,864 Here you go. 695 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,294 Nice hardware, ace. 696 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,020 No way. 697 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:43,653 Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. 698 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,779 God, that's so emo. 699 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:53,038 I need you frightened. 700 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,988 I need you hopeless. 701 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,463 Hopeless. 702 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:44,380 Hopeless. 703 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:45,836 Hopeless. 704 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:57,517 What? What? 705 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,614 What? 706 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,609 Am I hurting you? 707 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,164 Am I too big? 708 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,825 What? 709 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:19,709 Needy. What's wrong? 710 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,883 Is it something I did? 711 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,618 ♪ Through the trees ♪ 712 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,913 ♪ I will… ♪ 713 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,275 Mommy? Mommy! 714 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,358 Hi. 715 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:34,152 - - God, Needy, enough with the screaming! 716 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:36,739 You're such a cliché. Get out! 717 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:42,035 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties. 718 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,880 I'm not gonna bite you. 719 00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:01,143 Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt? 720 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,575 What the fuck is happening? 721 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,497 My God, Needy. 722 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:15,496 I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before. 723 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:18,760 I saw you! I saw… I saw… I saw the… 724 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,722 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. 725 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,135 I'm gonna call the police. Okay. 726 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,272 Why don't you narc me out? 727 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,599 I have the cops in my back pocket, Needy. 728 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,515 I'm fucking a cadet. Remember? 729 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,858 What do you want from me? 730 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,190 Just want to explain some things to you. 731 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:40,197 Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. 732 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,950 Right? 733 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:47,238 So, you remember the night of the fire? I got really messed up. 734 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:51,119 And those guys from Low Shoulder, totally evil. 735 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,128 They're basically, like, agents of Satan… 736 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,131 with really awesome haircuts. 737 01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:06,643 Where-Where are we going? 738 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,973 You don't have to talk if you don't want to. 739 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:13,309 ♪ All right, dear Have a nice year ♪ 740 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:16,066 ♪ Teach the mean girls ♪ 741 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,149 ♪ How to be feared ♪ 742 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,235 Are you guys rapists? 743 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,990 Oh, God, I hate girls. 744 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,197 ♪ You could be satisfied ♪ 745 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:32,035 Are you even sure if she's a fucking virgin, man? 746 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,043 Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. 747 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:38,046 I've never even done sex. I don't know how. 748 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:41,969 So you guys should find somebody who does… 749 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,970 know how. 750 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:47,512 See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. 751 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,597 - What did they do to you? - Just let me finish. 752 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:53,604 So they drove me out to the falls… 753 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:59,227 and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there. 754 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:09,078 Where are you going? Huh? 755 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:13,540 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys, just like the ritual says. 756 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,503 Please! 757 01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:20,798 No! Please! 758 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,054 Please! 759 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,045 Do one of you guys have something to shut her up with? 760 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:36,228 Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed. 761 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:48,617 I don't know if we should go through with this. 762 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,290 Dirk. 763 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:56,249 Do you wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee forever? I don't, okay? 764 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,133 Do you wanna be a big loser, or… 765 01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:01,209 do you wanna be rich and awesome… 766 01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:04,166 like that guy from Maroon 5? 767 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,425 Maroon 5. 768 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,640 Okay. That's what I thought. 769 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:12,061 Go and fetch me the ritual, brother. 770 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,139 Okay. What the fuck? 771 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,944 Thank you. 772 01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,355 - All right. - That's it? 773 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:27,364 Yeah. I found it online. 774 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:31,987 "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"… 775 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,501 What is your name again? Tiffany? 776 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,213 My name is Jennifer. Super. 777 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:43,552 "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle." 778 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:46,340 Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. 779 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:50,144 I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want. 780 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,558 Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? 781 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:02,976 There's so many of us, and we're all so cute… 782 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,646 and it's like, if you don't get on Letterman… 783 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,485 or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? 784 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,202 Satan is our only hope. 785 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,623 We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. 786 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:19,213 And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you. 787 01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,580 And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face. 788 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:24,588 Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. 789 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:27,091 Why don't you just get a publicist? We can make T-shirts. 790 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,683 I could be a part of your street scene. Please. 791 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,509 Sorry. No can do. 792 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:36,314 But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right? 793 01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:47,229 No! No! With the deepest malice, 794 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:50,108 we deliver this virgin unto thee. 795 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:53,278 Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. 796 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,826 Bowie? Nice. 797 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:58,619 - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! 798 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:02,116 No, please, God! Wait a second. I just thought of something. 799 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:05,628 Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. 800 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:07,462 You don't know me, but you make me so happy. 801 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:10,967 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. 802 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,720 ♪ I used my imagination ♪ 803 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,563 ♪ But I was disturbed ♪ 804 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,229 ♪ Jenny, I got your number ♪ 805 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,440 ♪ I need to make you mine ♪ 806 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:26,651 ♪ Jenny, don't change your number ♪ 807 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:30,113 ♪ 867-5309 ♪ 808 01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:34,655 ♪ 867-5309 ♪ 809 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:38,331 ♪ 867-5309 ♪ 810 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,382 They killed you. 811 01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,382 I'm still here, aren't I? 812 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:53,684 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, 813 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,760 but for some reason it didn't. 814 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:02,228 Maybe it did. 815 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,048 Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. 816 01:07:32,131 --> 01:07:36,891 I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you. 817 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,573 I remember. 818 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,148 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. 819 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,777 I mean, I'm a really good friend, 820 01:07:57,782 --> 01:08:00,742 but I was just so hungry. 821 01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:21,601 Ahmet. 822 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,732 You made it out. 823 01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,693 Are you lost? 824 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,453 Does your host family know you're alive? 825 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:42,907 Does anyone know you're alive? 826 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,331 You come with me. 827 01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,458 We're gonna sort all this out, okay? 828 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:58,300 And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. 829 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,764 And when I'm full, like I am right now, 830 01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:03,925 I'm, like, unkillable. 831 01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:07,387 Like, I can do shit like this. Watch. 832 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,475 It's really cool. Just watch. Look. 833 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:17,441 It's, like, some X-Men shit, right? 834 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:27,117 What do you mean, when you're full? 835 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:35,251 What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? 836 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,588 You didn't even look human. 837 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,970 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these… 838 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:47,715 disturbing thoughts that you're having. 839 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,769 We're all really concerned. 840 01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,442 Especially Chip. 841 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:56,443 I think he may be having second thoughts about you. 842 01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,487 Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. 843 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:03,200 We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to. 844 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:21,336 What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. 845 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,176 See you at school. 846 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:53,581 We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, 847 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,586 who was plucked from the prime of his youth… 848 01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,799 Colin! 849 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,590 Take me with you! 850 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:05,594 I belong down there… in the darkness! 851 01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:09,468 No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. 852 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:13,097 He's among the dark angels of the realm now. 853 01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:15,686 Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament. 854 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,031 Colin wouldn't like this. 855 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,026 You think so? 856 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,738 Yeah, you're right. 857 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:36,038 I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal… 858 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,995 and buried before his 18th birthday. 859 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:42,837 Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. 860 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:46,934 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, 861 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:50,101 he looked like lasagna with teeth. 862 01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:53,811 I'd know. I had to identify the remains. 863 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,353 My boy… 864 01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:58,556 is not in the realm of the undead. 865 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:02,398 He is not flying around in the firmament… 866 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,815 on magical wings of flame. 867 01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:08,994 He's in an overpriced rosewood box… 868 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,405 that's headed six feet downtown. 869 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,422 So… 870 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,751 you can take your pain… 871 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:25,007 and you can shove it up your asses, kids. 872 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,758 I got the monopoly on pain. 873 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:46,698 They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. 874 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:50,281 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system… 875 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,076 and how to deal with grief. 876 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,160 But nobody seemed to care anymore. 877 01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:58,747 Sorrow was last week's emotion. 878 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:04,087 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, 879 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:06,461 but I knew better. 880 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:09,089 So I did some research. 881 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:10,836 Paranormal research. 882 01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:26,942 "Offering a virgin to Satan." 883 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,027 "If the sacrifice is impure- 884 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:33,240 Human and demonic relations"… 885 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:36,486 "Destroying a demon. 886 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,159 "Demons are weakest when hungry, 887 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,958 but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast." 888 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,216 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room. 889 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,807 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone. 890 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,448 Hey. 891 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,454 Just bought our formal tickets. 892 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:20,457 Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory? 893 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,380 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. 894 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:26,921 What? Why? 895 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:30,424 Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. 896 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:32,879 What are you talking about? Not here. 897 01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:35,888 What's going on? You're breaking up with me? 898 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:38,061 Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. 899 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:39,772 Is this about Jennifer? Yes! 900 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:43,442 But I promise you this is the last thing… Needy, I care about you. A lot. 901 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:47,731 As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. 902 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,397 And I'm scared of what's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. 903 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:54,197 Please just let me show you. 904 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:57,161 Okay. 905 01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:59,453 Jennifer's evil. 906 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:01,497 I know. 907 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:04,120 No, I mean, she's actually evil. 908 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,668 Not high-school evil. 909 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,801 I've been through the occult section at the library five times. 910 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,130 Our library has an occult section? 911 01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:14,796 Yeah, it's um… it's really small. 912 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,715 Uh, you have to read this. 913 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:21,772 "Demoni"… "Demonic transference." 914 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:25,271 It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan… 915 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,694 without using an actual virgin. 916 01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:29,772 The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. 917 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,819 But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. 918 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,743 It all makes sense now. Read this. 919 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:37,822 "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, 920 01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:40,288 "but the demon will forever reside in the soul of the victim. 921 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:43,159 She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon." 922 01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:45,497 - Okay. - She's eating boys! 923 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,883 They, like, make her really pretty and glowy… 924 01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:50,751 and her hair looks amazing. 925 01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:53,968 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. 926 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,469 I mean, like, ugly for her. 927 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,392 Don't you get it? 928 01:15:58,471 --> 01:15:59,971 The dance. 929 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:03,095 It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 930 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,352 Needy, I think you need help. 931 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,939 Oh, my God. You don't believe me. 932 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:14,315 It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this. 933 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,493 God! This is a nightmare! 934 01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:20,869 Well, what about the dance? 935 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:23,291 Who cares about the god danged dance, Chip? 936 01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,830 I do. I ordered your corsage. 937 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:29,125 It's an orchid. It was, like, $12. 938 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,804 I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. 939 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,643 Promise me you're not gonna go. 940 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:45,062 Needy, I… I'm not your guy anymore? 941 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:48,352 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now. 942 01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:57,359 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 943 01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,526 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 944 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,565 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪ 945 01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:04,829 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪ 946 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,503 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 947 01:17:08,582 --> 01:17:10,672 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 948 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,131 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪ 949 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:16,842 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪ 950 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:20,012 ♪ Ohh-oh-oh ♪ 951 01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:22,104 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪ 952 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,099 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪ 953 01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:25,971 All over Devil's Kettle, 954 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,678 kids were getting ready for the dance, 955 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:31,016 blissfully ignorant that some poor chump… 956 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:34,185 was on his way to being Satan Chow. 957 01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:37,735 ♪ Yeah, whoo-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh ♪ 958 01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:44,329 In my underpants, Mom! I need to give you something. 959 01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:47,115 What, Mom? 960 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:51,997 Ladies' pepper spray? 961 01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:55,424 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys. 962 01:17:55,504 --> 01:18:00,054 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex. 963 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:03,764 Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him? 964 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:06,508 Lasagna with teeth? You heard. 965 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:12,063 You picking Needy up at her house? 966 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,860 Um, I'm meeting her at the dance. 967 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,863 I want pictures with your sister before you go. 968 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,566 Yes, ma'am. 969 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:29,701 ♪ Stop there and let me correct it ♪ 970 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:33,038 ♪ I wanna live a life from a new perspective ♪ 971 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,995 ♪ You come along because I love your face ♪ 972 01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:38,336 ♪ And I'll admire your expensive taste ♪ 973 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:41,472 ♪ And who cares Divine intervention ♪ 974 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:44,800 ♪ I wanna be praised from a new perspective ♪ 975 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:47,347 Okay, one more. Back to back. 976 01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:50,101 Big smiles. Cheese! 977 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:27,595 This is my heart. My soul. 978 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:31,097 Everything I once believed in. 979 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:34,307 Your abortion. 980 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:37,606 Your other abortion. I hate your guts, Madison. 981 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:41,150 ♪ I love the dreaming ♪ ♪ when I think of ♪ 982 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:48,778 ♪ The safety in the clouds ♪ ♪ out my window ♪ 983 01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:55,293 ♪ I wonder what keeps us ♪ ♪ so high up ♪ 984 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:17,444 ♪ Keep very quiet and cling ♪ ♪ to my mouth as I'm cryin' ♪ 985 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:21,231 ♪ So frightened of dyin' ♪ ♪ Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ♪ 986 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:25,276 ♪ But fear's got a hold ♪ ♪ on me ♪ 987 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:31,163 ♪ Yes, this fear's ♪ ♪ got a hold on me ♪ 988 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:34,083 Okay, can we all… 989 01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:38,254 ♪ Yes, this fear's ♪ ♪ got a hold on me ♪ 990 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:41,213 - Quiet down, please. - Uh, boys? Thank you. 991 01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:56,480 Didn't you hear me calling your name? 992 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,730 You weren't calling my name. 993 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,522 Yes, I was. 994 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:03,937 I-I couldn't hear it. 995 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:08,196 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who. 996 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,200 Our little Needy. 997 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,204 Yeah, she… I mean, are you worried? 998 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:14,994 Because I am super stressed about her. 999 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:18,159 Welcome to the Spring Formal! 1000 01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:25,128 She's been acting a little off lately. 1001 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,798 Look, I think I know what's wrong with her. 1002 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:34,347 What? What is it? 1003 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:38,431 You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? 1004 01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:40,189 Mm-hmm. 1005 01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:44,730 Well, it's not just because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff. 1006 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,398 I don't wanna say this! Say it. 1007 01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:50,355 I hope everybody has had an opportunity… 1008 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,987 to consume some of the pecan sandies and Cran-Grape… 1009 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:56,946 that were so generously donated by the parents club. 1010 01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:59,079 Yeah! 1011 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:02,921 Needy and Colin were intimate. 1012 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:06,048 And by that… 1013 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:09,510 I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. 1014 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,761 No. 1015 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,564 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. 1016 01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:17,639 Okay? Total varsity moves. 1017 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:26,194 But the real treat is yet to come. 1018 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,565 We have some special guests this evening. 1019 01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:32,492 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this. 1020 01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:36,992 I care about you so much, Chip. 1021 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,575 More than I've ever had the guts to admit. 1022 01:22:45,127 --> 01:22:47,377 These fine young gentlemen… 1023 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:49,882 have been generous enough to take time out… 1024 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,375 from their sold-out national tour… 1025 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:57,468 to play our dance for free. 1026 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:03,309 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you. 1027 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,975 Boys and girls, please welcome… 1028 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:10,025 Low Shoulder! 1029 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:48,484 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪ 1030 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:51,565 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪ 1031 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:53,692 ♪ Of when ♪ 1032 01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,909 ♪ I had my best friend ♪ 1033 01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:59,079 Oh, you're so salty. 1034 01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,619 Yeah, you're… salty too. 1035 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:04,504 Say it like you mean it. 1036 01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:06,711 Say I'm better than Needy. 1037 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,382 What? Why? 1038 01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:18,549 ♪ Take my breath ♪ 1039 01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,847 ♪ As your own ♪ 1040 01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:26,393 ♪ And take my eyes ♪ 1041 01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:30,018 ♪ To guide you home ♪ 1042 01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:34,397 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1043 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:37,986 ♪ I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1044 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,533 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1045 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,828 ♪ And I'm still here ♪ 1046 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,462 - Can we go somewhere else? - Chip. 1047 01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:50,500 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1048 01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:54,205 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1049 01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:57,968 ♪ I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1050 01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:01,551 ♪ And I'm still here now ♪ 1051 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:05,308 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1052 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:08,812 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ 1053 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:12,565 ♪ I'm still here ♪ ♪ breathing now ♪ 1054 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:16,149 ♪ And I'm still here ♪ 1055 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:23,026 ♪ And you're not coming back ♪ 1056 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:26,288 ♪ 'Cause you're not ♪ ♪ coming back ♪ 1057 01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:30,037 Hi, Camille. Hey! Is Chipper home? 1058 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,745 - Needy, is something wrong? - Where's Chip? 1059 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,166 - He left for the dance at least 20 minutes ago. - He walked? 1060 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:39,046 It's only five blocks. My God, your hair is- 1061 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:42,854 - Which way did he go? - He usually cuts across the park. 1062 01:25:42,929 --> 01:25:46,179 Camille, sit like a lady! No one wants to see your kiki! 1063 01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:48,096 Why don't you try- 1064 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:50,135 Anita? 1065 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,460 Mmm. 1066 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:19,841 What are you doing? 1067 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:21,756 Swimming. 1068 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,553 Ha-ha. 1069 01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:25,427 Come on, Chip. 1070 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:28,524 Show me your breast stroke. 1071 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:45,074 I feel so empty. 1072 01:26:49,996 --> 01:26:51,906 Yeah, me too. 1073 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:56,882 Why don't you just come here and kiss me again? 1074 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:09,140 I can't. 1075 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,734 I'm sorry. 1076 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,020 This just feels weird. 1077 01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:56,981 Help! 1078 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,472 Needy. 1079 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,889 St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, 1080 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:32,811 please give me the power to crush this bitch. 1081 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,541 Needy. 1082 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,317 She can fly? 1083 01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:31,485 She's just hovering. It's not that impressive. 1084 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,735 God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? 1085 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,788 You are such a player-hater. 1086 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:39,291 You're a jerk. 1087 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:42,254 Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. 1088 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,125 You got any more harsh digs? 1089 01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:47,512 You know what? You were never a good friend. 1090 01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:51,181 Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys… 1091 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,011 and pour lemonade on my bed. 1092 01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:54,846 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. 1093 01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:57,681 See? At least I'm consistent. 1094 01:29:57,767 --> 01:30:00,887 Why do you need him? Huh? 1095 01:30:00,979 --> 01:30:03,519 You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer. 1096 01:30:03,607 --> 01:30:06,817 So… why Chip? 1097 01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:09,531 Is it just to tick me off? 1098 01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:11,993 Or is it because you're just really insecure? 1099 01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:15,583 I'm… I am not insecure, Needy. 1100 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:18,500 God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? 1101 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:21,290 I was the Snowflake Queen. 1102 01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:25,174 Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. 1103 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:26,883 I am still socially relevant. 1104 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:30,473 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. 1105 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,224 I am going… 1106 01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,306 to eat your soul… 1107 01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:42,441 and shit it out, Lesnicki! 1108 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,650 - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways. 1109 01:31:01,498 --> 01:31:04,878 Ow. 1110 01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:18,012 You got a tampon? 1111 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,893 Thought I'd ask. 1112 01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:25,847 You seem like you might be plugging. 1113 01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:48,706 Oh, Chip. 1114 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:52,554 Needy. 1115 01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:55,972 I should have believed you. 1116 01:31:56,052 --> 01:31:57,972 I'm sorry. 1117 01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:01,974 No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? 1118 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,848 Okay? Yeah. Okay. 1119 01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,107 It's not working. 1120 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,284 Fuck! 1121 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,243 - Come on! - Hey, hey. 1122 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:22,745 I'm going somewhere. 1123 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:26,211 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. Yes, I am. 1124 01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:30,501 I think I already died before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your voice. 1125 01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:36,302 I love you. 1126 01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,466 I love you too. 1127 01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:48,772 And you look totally hot in that dress. 1128 01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:52,645 Oh, you're clearly delirious. 1129 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:55,614 No, I'm not. 1130 01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:03,738 Oh, Ch… No! 1131 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,828 No! 1132 01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:08,831 No! 1133 01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:18,009 No! 1134 01:34:21,197 --> 01:34:23,367 Abduction and adduction, right? 1135 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,411 Inner and outer. But you know what's really important? 1136 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,413 "Hurdle" or "Sprint." That's huge. 1137 01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:32,455 Now, say I wanna do just my hip flexors or just my buttocks even more. 1138 01:34:32,542 --> 01:34:36,842 I do what's called digging. I use this for a lot of swimwear models. 1139 01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:39,841 Very, very, very important. How about Butt Squeeze? 1140 01:34:39,924 --> 01:34:44,764 Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not this show! Not touching this show! 1141 01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:47,176 Okay. And of course- 1142 01:35:26,262 --> 01:35:28,222 Best friends forever, huh? 1143 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:33,345 You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster! 1144 01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:35,226 You dumb bitch! 1145 01:35:39,108 --> 01:35:42,028 Mmm! 1146 01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:47,068 You know what this is for? Huh? 1147 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,655 It's for cutting boxes. 1148 01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:54,920 Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? 1149 01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:57,419 God, you're butch. 1150 01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:00,836 Cross out Jennifer. 1151 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:18,424 My tit. 1152 01:37:20,793 --> 01:37:23,713 No. Your heart. 1153 01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,859 Jennifer, what is it, baby? 1154 01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:51,659 Needy? 1155 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:54,661 Oh, my God. 1156 01:37:56,037 --> 01:37:57,907 Oh, my God! 1157 01:38:01,459 --> 01:38:04,539 Oh, God! 1158 01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:24,646 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. 1159 01:38:34,116 --> 01:38:36,536 I'm a different person now. 1160 01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:39,539 A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies… 1161 01:38:39,622 --> 01:38:41,672 and sees things that aren't there. 1162 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:44,329 A very bad, very damaged person. 1163 01:38:45,419 --> 01:38:47,919 But sometimes change can be good. 1164 01:38:48,005 --> 01:38:50,465 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, 1165 01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:54,180 but if you're bitten by a demon and you live, 1166 01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:57,182 you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. 1167 01:38:57,265 --> 01:39:00,765 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life. 1168 01:40:22,683 --> 01:40:24,603 Where are you looking to go, young lady? 1169 01:40:24,685 --> 01:40:26,385 East, towards Madison. 1170 01:40:28,064 --> 01:40:29,904 Hop in my chariot. 1171 01:40:37,198 --> 01:40:39,698 So, why are you headed east? 1172 01:40:39,784 --> 01:40:42,164 I'm following this rock band. 1173 01:40:44,246 --> 01:40:46,326 Must be one hell of a group. 1174 01:40:46,415 --> 01:40:48,745 Tonight's gonna be their last show. 1175 01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:56,550 ♪ And the sky was made of amethyst ♪ 1176 01:40:58,386 --> 01:41:02,256 ♪ And all the stars ♪ ♪ are just like little fish ♪ 1177 01:41:04,225 --> 01:41:07,345 ♪ You should learn when to go ♪ 1178 01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:12,862 ♪ You should learn how to say no ♪ 1179 01:41:15,444 --> 01:41:18,704 ♪ Might last a day, yeah ♪ 1180 01:41:20,783 --> 01:41:29,713 ♪ Mine is forever ♪ 1181 01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:32,592 ♪ When they get what they want ♪ 1182 01:41:32,670 --> 01:41:35,380 ♪ They never want it again ♪ 1183 01:41:35,464 --> 01:41:37,674 ♪ When they get what they want ♪ 1184 01:41:37,758 --> 01:41:41,508 ♪ Well, they never want it again ♪ 1185 01:41:41,595 --> 01:41:43,385 ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ And he's fucking out! 1186 01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:46,814 ♪ Take everything ♪ ♪ I want you to ♪ 1187 01:41:46,892 --> 01:41:49,232 - Candy chest. - ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ 1188 01:41:49,311 --> 01:41:53,821 ♪ Take everything I want you to ♪ 1189 01:41:53,941 --> 01:41:56,651 - Look at this motherfucker! - Don't be filmin' this. 1190 01:41:56,736 --> 01:41:59,276 Listen, go get the door. That's a sharp table knife you got. 1191 01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:01,565 Get the fuck out of here. ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ 1192 01:42:01,657 --> 01:42:03,737 ♪ Take everything ♪ ♪ Take everything ♪ 1193 01:42:03,826 --> 01:42:06,696 ♪ Take everything ♪ 1194 01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:19,223 ♪ Darling ♪ ♪ Darling, darling ♪ 1195 01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:23,050 ♪ I can't wait to see you ♪ 1196 01:42:23,137 --> 01:42:26,807 ♪ A picture ain't enough ♪ 1197 01:42:26,891 --> 01:42:30,231 ♪ I can't wait to touch you ♪ 1198 01:42:30,311 --> 01:42:32,481 ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1199 01:42:34,732 --> 01:42:37,942 ♪ Darling ♪ ♪ Darling, darling ♪ 1200 01:42:38,027 --> 01:42:41,737 ♪ I can't wait to hear you ♪ 1201 01:42:41,822 --> 01:42:45,582 ♪ Remembering your love ♪ 1202 01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:49,329 ♪ Is nothing without you ♪ 1203 01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:51,583 ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1204 01:42:56,545 --> 01:42:59,955 ♪ In the flesh ♪ ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1205 01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:03,969 ♪ Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ♪ 1206 01:43:04,053 --> 01:43:07,393 ♪ In the flesh ♪ ♪ In the flesh ♪ 1207 01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:12,313 ♪ Ohh-ohh-oh ♪ 1208 01:43:12,394 --> 01:43:14,274 Oh, my God! I can't wait! 1209 01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,355 They're here! 1210 01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:30,197 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1211 01:43:30,287 --> 01:43:33,537 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪ ♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1212 01:43:33,624 --> 01:43:36,884 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1213 01:43:36,961 --> 01:43:40,421 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪ ♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1214 01:43:40,506 --> 01:43:43,876 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1215 01:43:43,968 --> 01:43:48,678 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪ ♪ Say it, say it, say it now ♪ 1216 01:43:48,764 --> 01:43:51,854 ♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪ 1217 01:43:51,934 --> 01:43:55,444 ♪ Why don't you open up ♪ ♪ We'll talk ♪ 1218 01:43:55,521 --> 01:43:59,071 ♪ I am ready ♪ ♪ I am ready for a fall ♪ 1219 01:44:02,194 --> 01:44:05,574 ♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪ 1220 01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:09,156 ♪ Why don't you open up ♪ ♪ We'll talk ♪ 1221 01:44:09,243 --> 01:44:12,703 ♪ We are ready ♪ ♪ We are ready for the floor ♪ 1222 01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:19,423 ♪ I can't hear your voice ♪ ♪ Do I have a choice ♪ 1223 01:44:22,423 --> 01:44:26,433 ♪ You're sinking below ♪ ♪ I'm using my force ♪ 1224 01:44:29,805 --> 01:44:32,965 ♪ Instead of carving up the walls ♪ 1225 01:44:33,058 --> 01:44:36,598 ♪ Why don't you open up ♪ ♪ We'll talk ♪ 1226 01:44:36,687 --> 01:44:40,267 ♪ We are ready ♪ ♪ We are ready for the floor ♪ 1227 01:44:42,318 --> 01:44:45,648 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ ♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪ 1228 01:44:45,738 --> 01:44:50,068 ♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it ♪ ♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪ 1229 01:45:11,805 --> 01:45:15,055 ♪ Okay, now, one, two, three ♪ 1230 01:45:15,142 --> 01:45:18,022 ♪ You've got me on my knees ♪ 1231 01:45:19,188 --> 01:45:21,358 ♪ And there's blood on the ground ♪ 1232 01:45:22,650 --> 01:45:25,940 ♪ You keep me hanging around ♪ ♪ the crime scene ♪ 1233 01:45:26,028 --> 01:45:29,698 ♪ He is not hard to name ♪ 1234 01:45:29,782 --> 01:45:33,082 ♪ Go on and take a bite ♪ 1235 01:45:34,245 --> 01:45:37,575 ♪ And chew me up ♪ ♪ I just want a taste ♪ 1236 01:45:37,665 --> 01:45:41,495 ♪ When you spit me out ♪ ♪ Put me in my place ♪ 1237 01:45:41,585 --> 01:45:47,255 ♪ So chew me up ♪ ♪ It's written on your face tonight ♪ 1238 01:45:48,259 --> 01:45:51,259 ♪ I give myself for you ♪ 1239 01:45:51,345 --> 01:45:54,555 ♪ Nothing left to lose ♪ 1240 01:45:55,599 --> 01:45:58,139 ♪ Well, you chew me up ♪ 1241 01:45:58,227 --> 01:46:02,307 ♪ 'Cause, baby ♪ ♪ all I want is you ♪ 1242 01:46:03,565 --> 01:46:05,565 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1243 01:46:16,203 --> 01:46:20,163 ♪ She's got a target ♪ ♪ painted on her back ♪ 1244 01:46:20,249 --> 01:46:24,459 ♪ And keeps a list of the qualities ♪ ♪ a good girl lacks ♪ 1245 01:46:24,545 --> 01:46:26,455 ♪ She bites her lip ♪ 1246 01:46:26,547 --> 01:46:28,587 ♪ And sips her bottle ♪ 1247 01:46:28,674 --> 01:46:33,804 ♪ I take a drink ♪ ♪ 'cause the truth is hard to swallow ♪ 1248 01:46:33,887 --> 01:46:36,387 ♪ Ohh-ohh ♪ 1249 01:46:36,473 --> 01:46:40,983 ♪ Sex and white lies ♪ ♪ Handcuffs and alibis ♪ 1250 01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:44,311 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪ ♪ where she sleeps ♪ 1251 01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:47,148 ♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪ 1252 01:46:47,234 --> 01:46:49,444 ♪ My toxic valentine ♪ 1253 01:46:49,528 --> 01:46:53,028 ♪ Lays her halo on the pillow ♪ ♪ that used to be ♪ 1254 01:46:53,115 --> 01:46:57,445 ♪ Sex and white lies ♪ ♪ Handcuffs and alibis ♪ 1255 01:46:57,536 --> 01:47:00,826 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪ ♪ where she sleeps ♪ 1256 01:47:00,914 --> 01:47:03,674 ♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪ 1257 01:47:03,751 --> 01:47:06,001 ♪ My toxic valentine ♪ 1258 01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:09,836 ♪ Lays her halo on the pillow ♪ ♪ that used to be ♪ 1259 01:47:09,923 --> 01:47:12,683 ♪ She lays her halo on the pillow ♪ 1260 01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:15,090 ♪ That used to be mine ♪ 92786

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