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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪
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I should be home soon, Squeaks.
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You need anything while I'm out?
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A lottery ticket?
Oh, sure thing!
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What are your numbers?
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What the...
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Hello?
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My phone died!
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I just charged this thing.
I can't believe...
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Whoa!
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You nearly gave me
a heart attack!
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And on top of that
look what you did to my phone!
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I just got it, too.
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Hey! Hey!
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What would you like to do?
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Send photo to Squeaks.
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You wouldn't dare!
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Photo sent to Squeaks.
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You are a bad person.
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Hey! What did you
do to my window?
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You goth freaks
really are something else!
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Wait! I promised my pal Squeaks
that I'd get him a lottery ticket.
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One, please.
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Feeling lethargic, apathetic,
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and having difficulties
smiting pesky rabbits?
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Well, we have
this new health drink
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loaded with oxygen and chock
full of Swiss mountain air.
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Here, try some.
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If you like it, we're having a
special today for only $4.99.
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Wait! Are you interested
in getting more value for your money
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for another special
of two for $9?
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I'm sorry,
did I forget to mention
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our three for $12
promotion today?
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Or four for $15?
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Or five for $17, six for $20,
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12 for $35, 20 for
$40, 50 for $100,
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167 for $324, 207 for $409,
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512 for $689, $718, 356?
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Let me get that for you, sir.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, and did I mention,
for a limited time,
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if you buy 999 bottles,
you get the 1,000th free.
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Yes, folks,
it's time to announce
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the winning lottery numbers!
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And here they come.
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The winning numbers are...
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One, three, one,
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three and thirteen!
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All right, all right.
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Here is he, folks!
The big winner!
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Today's big jackpot
lottery winner!
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So tell us, what are you
going to do with the money?
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And will you be
giving any to charity?
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Okay, then!
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Well, I think it's time
for the check presentation.
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Melissa, would you
come on over here, please?
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Now, big smiles now!
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Could we haveone more photo over here?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Say cheese!
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Over here!
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It's 5:15. Right on schedule.
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That should do it.
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Well, sayonara, bony britches.
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Phew! Well, I guess
that's the last time
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I'll be seeing Mr. Tall,
Dark and Gruesome.
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Now, now, let's not be
so high and smite-y.
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No excuses, sir.
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Even millionaires
have to pay their taxes.
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Well, I guess there's two things
in life you just can't cheat.
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Bugs and taxes.
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"Astrophysicists
and scientists alike"
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"are baffled at the uncommon
amount of atomic anomalies"
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"transpiring within
the past few days."
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Huh, what do you know,
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life is becoming more like
science fiction every day.
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"These anomalies..."
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Directive, destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Civilian from the present,
I come from the future.
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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No match.
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Phew!
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Civilian from the present,
I come from the future.
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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No match.
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Hmm, according to this article,
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nobody reads newspapers anymore.
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Match. Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Eh, what's up, doc?
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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- Who's asking?
- I come from the future and...
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Let me guess, you missed your
left turn to Albuquerque?
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No, I was sent here to...
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- Save me?
- No!
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- Employ me?
- No!
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- Interview me?
- No!
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- Friend me?
- No!
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- Mentor me?
- No.
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- Adopt?
- No.
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- Nurture?
- No.
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- Reference?
- No.
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Well, tin-man, what were you
sent here to do?
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Gunning for Bugs Bunny negative.
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So now I have a robot who
wants to zap lightning at me?
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Well, how else am I going to
spend a Thursday afternoon?
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Hmm... Uh... Ah!
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Oh, I got this.
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Yoo-hoo! Well, hello, Chromeo.
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Ain't you a tall drink
of quicksilver?
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Oh, the strong, silent type.
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Mother always warned me
about men like you.
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"Stay away from the bad boys,"
she'd always say.
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But that just made me
like them more.
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Is something wrong, dear?
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You've become so cold
and distant, lately.
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Ow! Sheesh!
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Look like it's time for plan B.
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You got me! Are you there, doc?
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Everything's going dark.
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You can let go now.
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Oh, hello, giant robot.
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I know you got a hair trigger,
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but you should really check your
calendar before you zap me.
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Because it's not rabbit season,
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it's wombat season.
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Or it's... Wait for it.
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Robot season.
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I'm gonna have to go deep into
my playbook for this guy.
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Huh, "Fast talk
and confusion"? No.
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"Dress like a lady"? Nix that.
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"It's getting dark"? Uh-huh.
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"End of rabbit season"?
Epic fail.
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Don't tell me I've got nothing.
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This guy knows
every play in my playbook.
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Of course he knows all my plays.
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He's a computer from the future.
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He's probably got all my
plays in his database.
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So how do I beat a computer
who knows my every move?
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Wait a minute!
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Looks like it's time
to crash his party.
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Hey, 3PO.
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Special delivery, Mr. Robot.
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A Mr. Shiny Robot.
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There you go.
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Hey, shut the door, sonny!
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We're not heating
the neighborhood.
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Ta-ta!
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Oh, I got a bite, doc.
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Mind your booties,
you land lubber.
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Hey, don't open that!
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Eh, go on, it's your
package, ain't it?
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Yet you don't know
what be in that chest, matey.
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It could be a trap.
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Well, sonny, there's only
one way to find out.
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- Go for it!
- No!
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- Yes!
- Better not!
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- Better so!
- Yes!
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No!
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No means yes!
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Hey, anybody home? Hello?
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You've won this round,
Bugs Bunny,
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but I will return.
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