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We the poor working people
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Getting ulcers, running around
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Chicken feed is our reward
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Rough deal is what we get
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The boss is ever ready to explode
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His barks are long, his face longer
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When we ask for a raise
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Brother, you're in for a treat
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Working like a dog
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Things keep on going wrong
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Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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Happiness is not ours to share
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Sufferings are our to bear
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A little more is a little more. We care
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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You fool! Want to kill yourself?
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Great! Great!
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How much are the gas lamps?
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Eighty odd dollars
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What do you want it for?
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You are fired from tomorrow onwards
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Get a lamp and go sell your martial arts
in the streets
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Guaranteed to satisfy
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For sure it's sweet; try it
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It's rotten already
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Sir, any favorite chicks?
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Just looking
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Seen a guy with a moustache?
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Yeah, inside, having fun
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Want one yourself?
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No thanks, I don't play such games
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You've taken some dope again?
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How much do you charge?
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You never take off your glasses?
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Without them,
I can't see clearly in my dream
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In my dream
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Come out! Dreamy eyes!
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What is your name?
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Sze Ma Keh
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Your real name?
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Chu Mu
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Telephone number?
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Say, what's that's for?
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Nothing, we just have to call your wife
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That's worse than going to jail
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Next... what's your name?
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Wong Yeuk See
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Telephone number?
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Private detective
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Sir, I used to be...
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a cop at Cheung Chau
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Oh yeah?
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Inspector Chen is my relative
Give me a break please
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Oh! One-eyed Chen!
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How are you related to him?
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He's related to...
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my aunt's brother's mistress
Give me a break please
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So that makes you a bastard
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Oh, yes. Give me a break, please
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Your telephone number?
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No telephone
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Where do you live?
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6, Tin Kwong Road
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Give him a break
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Bring his wife here
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Thanks. Do you go to jail for cussing?
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Next!
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Don't move!
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What's the matter?
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Shut up and go inside
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Another guest coming
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Don't move, take off your pants, quick
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Take the money,
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but not the pants
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No? Want to die? Now quick
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Too embarrassing! I won't do it
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Hung, add some pepper for me
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Have you ever seen yourself bald?
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Oh please, I'll take it off
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Boss, another guest
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Take out your wallet, watch, and ring
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Give me...
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a break
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Want a break?
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All right, here
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Boss, pepper has been added already
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Mix up the clothes, get ready to split
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Wait a second
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Wait for the next car
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You own this car?
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I'm getting off
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You're O.K., boy!
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Just a beginner
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He can't even take care of a kid
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Serve him,
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right
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Just talk, no violence
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We can't afford to make a scene
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You should know men's temperaments
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They can get...
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tired of eating too much filet mignon
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and want some hamburgers for a change
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I will sue him
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till he is broke
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Then he can eat hamburgers for the rest
of his life
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"Yale" key, 15B
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I left it in the office
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Kick it down
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You prefer hamburger to filet?
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Mr Wong,
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you'll be my witness in court
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Sure! I even know the judge
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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Mrs Chu, if it's convenient
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What? These few pictures cost $2,000?
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These will...
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earn you millions in alimony
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Isn't that cheap?
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I'll send you a cheque next week
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Thank you, Mrs Chu
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Mrs Chu, leaving now?
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Puffy!
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Get my tele-photo
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Tele-photo!
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Is boss in? I am here for a job
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Who are you?
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From the factory to see the boss
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From the factory? Welcome, have a seat
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This office is too small...
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to display all my credentials
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Initial consultation fee is
$200 per hour
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Deductible if we have a deal
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What is the problem?
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I read from the newspaper
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There are lots of private detective
in H. K...
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Somehow,
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I get publicized most
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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I saw your picture...
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in yesterday's newspaper!
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Oh yeah? What newspaper?
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Sing Tao
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Jacky, get yesterday's Sing Tao for me
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You were in a club,
with hand-cuffs on too
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Boss, what do you want it for?
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Burn it
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Have one. What can I do for you?
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I saw your ad,
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I am applying for...
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Go to 10th floor,
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there's an acting school
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Boss, I don't want to be a star
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I want to be a detective
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It's such a waste
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With a cigar,
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you'd look like Columbo
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Boss, give me a chance
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You know how to take pictures?
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It's easy to learn
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That means no Driver's licence?
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Five hours of driver's training
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That means no again. What do you know?
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At times I practice kung fu
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You know kung fu? Show me
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Not bad! Let's see it again
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Sure!
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Better go to 11th floor
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Charlie the magician might use you
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You, with a big head and short neck
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and with this on,
look just like a turtle
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Jakcy, is it your birthday today?
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Thank you, boss
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One is enough
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Boss, give me a chance
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That wasn't magic, it's real kung fu
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This job is not...
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as easy as it seems
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24 hours a day,
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we keep track of people
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Get burnt when it's sunny
and drenched when it rains
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Hold on, give me back my wallet
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What wallet?
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Don't play games,
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or I'll beat you up
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Come back!
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You're alright
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$500 per month, including room and board
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Each meal not to exceed $2. Take it?
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Only $2 for a meal?
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This is good for you
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Too much rice will cause hemorrhoids
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What are you saying?
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Name a person with hemorrhoids
who doesn't eat rice
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Year-end bonus if we make enough profit
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Do you usually make enough profit?
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We've been in the red for eight years
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I'll try it for a while
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See if you've lost any money
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Is this your mom or your wife?
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I'll be damned!
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What does this mean?
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What do you think?
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That mean
we have stolen someone's wallet
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That mean
"YOU" have stolen someone's wallet
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Where are they?
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In front, that's them
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You know
the world record for 100 meters?
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About 9.9 seconds
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See if we can make it in 9.8 seconds
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Go after them
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You think they'll hit us?
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They are no marksmen
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We're in a jam. Stall them!
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Damn! Scapegoat again
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Open the door, open up
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Aren't there two people in here?
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Yes
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Where?
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Just the two of us
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Don't be a smart-ass!
I saw them coming in
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Watch him
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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No?
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No!
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Sergeant, no one
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How come?
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That looks like him,
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except he's got bucked-teeth
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Do we have colleague
with a bucked-teeth?
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No!
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Sir, I think you'd have to push
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What should we do now?
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This profession involves trouble anytime
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It's good thing we have this,
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or else
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Son of a gun
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What did you say?
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I was swearing
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Break it down
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1, 2, 3
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Take me to the kitchen
and show me what happened
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What shall we do now?
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What else? Climb back up later
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Damn Puffy,
can't even buy a decent ladder
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He attacked me with...
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those sausages,
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ended up hitting himself with the work
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Start the car
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Anything else?
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No!
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What's he doing?
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Deducting my salary again
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Start the car
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Boss, got a case for me?
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You're not qualified to handle case yet
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Come with me to check on the bank case
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This guy bought...
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a TV and refrigerator by installment
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He stop paytment after one month
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and changed his address
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We'll wait for him to get off work today
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Learn how to use this camera
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See, a reflection lens inside
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So you're actually taking pictures
on the side
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Then no one would know
you're taking his pictures
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Let me practice
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What do you see?
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A pretty chick is walking over
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Practice when you are in the office
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How come it shrunk 6 inches?
285
00:32:18,278 --> 00:32:20,041
That's a cheap suit
286
00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:21,478
What do you expect?
287
00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,105
He'll notice us if we get any closer
288
00:33:12,176 --> 00:33:13,166
But we won't know which entrance
289
00:33:13,245 --> 00:33:14,177
Count the steps,
290
00:33:14,546 --> 00:33:17,140
11, 12, 13, 14
291
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,078
15, 16, 17, 18
292
00:33:20,387 --> 00:33:22,719
19, 20, 21
293
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:25,926
But there are doors on both sides
294
00:33:26,661 --> 00:33:27,959
Didn't you hear the iron gate just then?
295
00:33:29,031 --> 00:33:30,555
That's smart thinking
296
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,358
You need this to be in this business,
297
00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:36,571
not magic?
298
00:33:39,176 --> 00:33:40,507
Go and fetch Puffy to help us
299
00:33:51,257 --> 00:33:52,247
Give me the mike
300
00:33:57,565 --> 00:33:58,463
Pin it here
301
00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:01,192
Why put it on?
302
00:34:02,304 --> 00:34:03,635
I'll check the TV
303
00:34:03,706 --> 00:34:05,071
and refrigerator serial number
304
00:34:05,308 --> 00:34:06,605
If they correspond, he'll have to pay
305
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:08,942
Otherwise, I'll give a signal,
306
00:34:09,146 --> 00:34:10,113
you two can come and haul them out
307
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,646
Puffy, give me a certificate
308
00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:25,965
This is the caretaker's,
309
00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:27,000
I am not selling coffins
310
00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:28,397
Let me
311
00:34:34,577 --> 00:34:35,339
Get the two-way phone ready
312
00:34:43,487 --> 00:34:44,978
Testing! Can you hear me?
313
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:47,158
Yes, I hear you, over
314
00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,086
I'm going in, over
315
00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:50,286
Boss,
316
00:34:50,497 --> 00:34:52,089
what's today's signal, over
317
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,092
"Buddha be praised", over
318
00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:04,537
TV repairman,
319
00:35:04,781 --> 00:35:05,805
your TV has a lot of snowflake
320
00:35:06,149 --> 00:35:08,879
Yeah, I'm freezing to death. Come in!
321
00:35:15,193 --> 00:35:15,818
Help yourself
322
00:35:28,508 --> 00:35:29,908
We don't have any TV here
323
00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:31,202
Master,
324
00:35:31,512 --> 00:35:33,777
help me get rid of him
325
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:38,418
Stick around, watch me handle him
326
00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:43,655
What are you doing here?
327
00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:45,729
TV repair
328
00:35:46,631 --> 00:35:47,325
Certificate?
329
00:36:02,717 --> 00:36:05,743
You bitch! Why did you take so long
to send a repairman?
330
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:09,353
You're crazy!
You've got the wrong number
331
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:17,630
Who are you?
332
00:36:17,869 --> 00:36:18,563
Don't touch me
333
00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:23,972
Don't you dare... don't you dare
334
00:36:25,945 --> 00:36:28,380
I warn you,
335
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:30,942
I am serious
336
00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:35,251
You try again... my last warning
337
00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,590
Alright, I'm leaving
338
00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:49,165
You want to fight?
339
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,204
I'll let my 2nd brother handle you
340
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,109
Junior!
341
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:11,431
Hit the one with glasses
342
00:37:16,607 --> 00:37:17,869
He doesn't have them on now
343
00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:24,744
"Buddha be praised"
344
00:37:24,817 --> 00:37:28,309
Even buddha won't help you now
345
00:37:28,921 --> 00:37:30,685
Let big brother have some fun,
346
00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,791
it's his birthday
347
00:37:33,594 --> 00:37:34,425
King Kong!
348
00:37:56,822 --> 00:37:58,723
Where're you from?
349
00:37:59,459 --> 00:38:01,552
Mongkok, Kowloon, "Buddha be praised"
350
00:38:01,996 --> 00:38:02,826
What did you say?
351
00:38:03,264 --> 00:38:05,199
Buddha,
352
00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:10,831
"Buddha be praised"
353
00:38:16,346 --> 00:38:17,313
What's wrong with your neck?
354
00:38:17,648 --> 00:38:19,776
I got whacked in the last case
355
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:20,979
Really?
356
00:38:21,919 --> 00:38:23,079
That's mild
357
00:38:23,488 --> 00:38:26,424
Sometimes,
358
00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:27,322
you can really get hurt
359
00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:37,699
You mean like him?
360
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,725
Mr Chen, look what's this?
361
00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:58,059
My elbow's got rheumatism
362
00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:58,569
Have a seat
363
00:39:59,037 --> 00:40:01,528
Someone's been cutting up...
364
00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:02,403
the theatre's seats lately?
365
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:07,407
Worse, look at this, a letter too
366
00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,346
Just to prove
367
00:40:11,987 --> 00:40:13,955
he's not joking
368
00:40:14,356 --> 00:40:15,584
If I don't pay,
369
00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:18,984
he'll set one off
370
00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:22,229
$300,000
371
00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,262
Yeah!
372
00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:26,735
I think we had better inform the police
373
00:40:27,205 --> 00:40:28,934
We can't,
374
00:40:29,007 --> 00:40:30,133
we'd lose our audience
375
00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:34,636
So you don't want to pay him. Puffy!
376
00:40:34,981 --> 00:40:36,414
No!
377
00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:37,844
There's no end...
378
00:40:38,118 --> 00:40:39,177
paying them
379
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:44,950
Check if this is real
380
00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:47,853
How?
381
00:40:48,598 --> 00:40:50,623
Told you before,
1 red wire, the other blue
382
00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:52,598
Connect them, if it's fake, no problem
383
00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,997
It it's real, you'll be 23 tomorrow
384
00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,029
I am just 20
385
00:40:57,942 --> 00:40:59,467
Chinese people usually add 3 years
to their age when they die
386
00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:02,443
You need not worry
387
00:41:02,849 --> 00:41:05,340
I've come upon something similar,
388
00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:05,941
then...
389
00:41:06,153 --> 00:41:06,710
What are you doing?
390
00:41:07,087 --> 00:41:10,079
Didn't you ask me...
391
00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:11,215
to connect 2 wires?
392
00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:13,454
But if it's real, you'll blow us up
393
00:41:13,962 --> 00:41:15,589
Where then?
394
00:41:16,064 --> 00:41:18,499
Go to the bathroom
395
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,237
Mr Chen, don't worry
396
00:41:22,672 --> 00:41:24,071
This happened before,
397
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:25,373
though not in a theatre
398
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:28,901
Boss, if that's real,
399
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,548
I'll get blown up
400
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:31,712
Can't you count,
401
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:32,848
only one in there
402
00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:34,882
But three out here
403
00:41:36,356 --> 00:41:37,254
I guess you're right
404
00:41:39,993 --> 00:41:41,757
Mr Chen, don't worry
405
00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:45,827
They only want to...
406
00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:46,890
scare you
407
00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:50,134
With my experience, I can tell
408
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,409
That is real stuff
409
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:06,455
What happened? Still alive?
410
00:42:23,646 --> 00:42:24,704
How come you are here?
411
00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:26,476
I don't know,
412
00:42:26,717 --> 00:42:28,241
I connected 2 wires
413
00:42:28,485 --> 00:42:30,716
It didn't explode, so I walked out
414
00:42:38,898 --> 00:42:39,957
Now you are using your brains
415
00:42:41,668 --> 00:42:43,226
Go with Mr Chen
416
00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:46,133
and see if you find anything suspicious
417
00:42:57,153 --> 00:42:58,621
Miss, is the boss here?
418
00:42:58,689 --> 00:42:59,815
Mrs Mok, have a seat
419
00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,653
Boss, Mrs Mok is here
420
00:43:02,994 --> 00:43:04,189
Which one?
421
00:43:04,763 --> 00:43:06,321
The chatterbox?
422
00:43:06,398 --> 00:43:08,390
The ugly duck who tries to look young?
423
00:43:09,102 --> 00:43:11,196
Yes, no,
424
00:43:11,271 --> 00:43:13,603
the boss lady of Da Wah Supermarket
425
00:43:14,108 --> 00:43:15,097
Okay, I'll be there
426
00:43:16,944 --> 00:43:18,412
Boss is coming
427
00:43:20,148 --> 00:43:23,175
Mrs Mok, you look younger
428
00:43:23,586 --> 00:43:24,518
Just look at you...
429
00:43:24,887 --> 00:43:25,718
Like an ugly duck
430
00:43:29,493 --> 00:43:32,895
No, just like a tender chicken
431
00:43:33,097 --> 00:43:35,361
Every man will fall on love with you
432
00:43:36,969 --> 00:43:39,336
How come? You become a black pig
433
00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:44,575
It scornched by the stock market
434
00:43:48,115 --> 00:43:49,981
What can I do for you?
435
00:43:52,955 --> 00:43:55,583
Oh
436
00:43:56,292 --> 00:43:58,123
Shoplifters in my supermarket
437
00:43:58,695 --> 00:44:00,926
I am losing more than $1,000 daily
438
00:44:01,965 --> 00:44:06,699
I want you to catch them
439
00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:13,746
Go check the other side
440
00:45:20,628 --> 00:45:21,928
What are you doing?
441
00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:23,393
Look!
442
00:45:42,521 --> 00:45:43,385
Why don't we arrest them now?
443
00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:47,889
We can't prove anything
444
00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:49,026
They can claim,
445
00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:51,257
they'll pay at the door
446
00:46:14,794 --> 00:46:15,726
What?
447
00:46:15,928 --> 00:46:18,089
These 2 rolls cost $128?
448
00:46:18,831 --> 00:46:21,665
Including those in your stomach
449
00:46:25,473 --> 00:46:26,941
I don't have any money
450
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,843
It's fine
451
00:46:30,045 --> 00:46:31,945
You get free meals in jail
452
00:46:32,816 --> 00:46:33,646
Boss lady, I think...
453
00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:38,382
Stop, stay right here
454
00:46:42,294 --> 00:46:42,988
How do you feel?
455
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,825
Use your "Five Animals" kung fu
456
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,053
Dragon style
457
00:47:21,451 --> 00:47:22,611
Snake style
458
00:47:29,395 --> 00:47:30,259
Tiger style
459
00:47:37,706 --> 00:47:38,730
Leopard style
460
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,049
Crane style
461
00:48:07,846 --> 00:48:10,611
You're even better than your boss
462
00:48:11,785 --> 00:48:15,051
I should just call you...
463
00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:16,417
next time
464
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,779
You need skill...
465
00:48:37,986 --> 00:48:39,852
to prepare cream chicken
466
00:48:40,623 --> 00:48:45,085
Pluck the feathers, using lukewarm water
467
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:48,191
Around 80 degrees will do
468
00:48:48,701 --> 00:48:51,296
Hot water affects...
469
00:48:51,371 --> 00:48:52,963
the skin texture
470
00:48:53,341 --> 00:48:55,241
The meat will also become tough
471
00:48:56,278 --> 00:49:00,147
Put the chicken on the chopping block
472
00:49:00,984 --> 00:49:05,252
For sauce, half a bowl of coconut milk
473
00:49:05,724 --> 00:49:10,629
Some lard, green pepper,
474
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,926
bay leaf and green onions
475
00:49:14,636 --> 00:49:20,042
Ginger, and 2 bottles of milk
476
00:49:22,413 --> 00:49:25,406
I shall repeat
477
00:49:26,118 --> 00:49:31,820
Coconut milk, lard...
478
00:49:32,894 --> 00:49:34,487
It's 8 already, get up
479
00:49:35,531 --> 00:49:37,693
Boss, such bunk beds!
480
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:40,165
They're worse than those
on the Macau ferry
481
00:49:40,671 --> 00:49:42,195
What do you...
482
00:49:42,273 --> 00:49:43,263
expect for $100?
483
00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:44,974
Why don't you get rid of it
484
00:49:45,645 --> 00:49:47,340
No way, I need this in case...
485
00:49:47,413 --> 00:49:48,745
I hire another helper
486
00:49:49,850 --> 00:49:51,648
Anyway, it's worse than a coffin
487
00:49:52,086 --> 00:49:53,747
Sure, a coffin costs more than $1,000
488
00:49:55,624 --> 00:49:56,784
All you know is how to loaf
489
00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:03,098
Let's do some waist exercises
490
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:09,201
1234, 2234,
491
00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:13,675
3234, 4234
492
00:50:13,748 --> 00:50:16,047
Let's place our hands on the stomachs
493
00:50:16,485 --> 00:50:19,649
Massage, it can slim down fat
494
00:50:20,157 --> 00:50:26,622
Get ready, 1234, 2234
495
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:32,335
Left 234, Right 234,
496
00:50:32,874 --> 00:50:37,209
spread the legs
497
00:50:37,647 --> 00:50:45,079
Move the head in circular motion
498
00:50:45,558 --> 00:50:48,221
This will help loosen the neck
499
00:50:49,029 --> 00:50:56,598
Ready, 1234, 2234
500
00:50:56,973 --> 00:50:57,735
Change side,
501
00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:02,913
1234, 2234
502
00:51:03,448 --> 00:51:07,580
A deep breath,
503
00:51:12,494 --> 00:51:15,863
then lie on the floor
504
00:51:20,405 --> 00:51:25,709
Hands straight,
505
00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:28,378
sit up with the waist
506
00:51:28,816 --> 00:51:34,381
Ready, bend waist, exhale, lie back
507
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:39,229
Bend waist, exhale, lie back
508
00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:50,911
Now we do leg exercises
509
00:52:11,941 --> 00:52:12,873
Isn't that good?
510
00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:20,142
I don't know
what I look like with this on
511
00:52:21,286 --> 00:52:23,847
As you said, a small turtle
512
00:52:26,927 --> 00:52:28,862
Only you look like a small turtle with
your short neck and small head
513
00:52:29,164 --> 00:52:31,395
I have a long neck
514
00:52:31,634 --> 00:52:32,931
and a big head
515
00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:38,000
Then you look an ostrich
516
00:52:41,514 --> 00:52:42,378
What? You...
517
00:52:42,448 --> 00:52:44,917
Boss, Mr Chow sent us...
518
00:52:44,985 --> 00:52:45,748
his wife's pictures
519
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,314
His wife is going to the salon today
520
00:52:47,688 --> 00:52:49,088
He suspects she is having an affair
521
00:52:49,525 --> 00:52:50,787
So he employs us to follow her
522
00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:56,099
You two go together
523
00:52:57,268 --> 00:53:00,136
Boss, I want to go to the doctor's
524
00:53:01,607 --> 00:53:02,164
What for?
525
00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,173
I think I got the flu
526
00:53:08,316 --> 00:53:10,945
Have you ever heard of people
dying from flu?
527
00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:15,688
If it's swine flu. Certainly!
528
00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:24,629
Listen! If you got flu, you'll be O.K.
529
00:53:25,105 --> 00:53:26,437
If you got swine flu,
530
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:28,866
you'll die anyway
531
00:53:29,846 --> 00:53:31,575
Either way...
532
00:53:32,148 --> 00:53:33,446
you'd waste money by going to the doctor
533
00:53:34,184 --> 00:53:36,176
You are right
534
00:53:36,521 --> 00:53:38,080
Yeah
535
00:53:49,906 --> 00:53:50,770
Well,
536
00:53:54,044 --> 00:53:55,876
you'd better see a doctor anyway
537
00:53:57,115 --> 00:53:58,674
Or else you'll think I am too mean
538
00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:25,478
Learn to use this
539
00:54:27,957 --> 00:54:28,787
Just press the black button
540
00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:30,689
Let me try
541
00:54:36,635 --> 00:54:38,899
Boss, can you hear me? Over
542
00:54:41,908 --> 00:54:44,377
Boss, can you hear me? Over
543
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,888
Boss, can't you hear? Over
544
00:54:53,692 --> 00:54:56,958
How? With no antenna?
545
00:55:31,442 --> 00:55:32,374
All women fool around?
546
00:55:33,177 --> 00:55:34,303
Any young wife married to...
547
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,369
an old man
548
00:55:35,681 --> 00:55:36,773
She is a nun if she doesn't fool around
549
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,981
Why does the husband want to find out?
It's just more headache
550
00:55:40,888 --> 00:55:42,048
To save on...
551
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,350
alimony later
552
00:55:45,127 --> 00:55:46,823
Rich people are pity shrewd
553
00:55:47,263 --> 00:55:48,959
Or they won't be rich people
554
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,026
Her husband should not get uptight
555
00:55:51,335 --> 00:55:52,530
The wife's having an affair
556
00:55:52,737 --> 00:55:55,639
Is like...
557
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,172
playing a game of mahjong
558
00:56:02,116 --> 00:56:03,812
Boss,
559
00:56:03,886 --> 00:56:05,046
I haven't seen your wife yet
560
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,150
Has she gone back to her mon's?
561
00:56:12,129 --> 00:56:14,189
To play mahjong with someone?
562
00:56:18,305 --> 00:56:20,398
Damn, don't you know how to drive?
563
00:56:21,009 --> 00:56:21,976
Stopping the car in the middle
of the road?
564
00:56:22,377 --> 00:56:24,938
You'll flunk all road tests...
565
00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:25,946
for sure!
566
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,084
Use the bus for the rest of your life
567
00:56:56,590 --> 00:56:59,059
She just sent the driver away
Might sneak out any time
568
00:56:59,927 --> 00:57:03,125
I'll guard at the rear door
Call me if anything happens
569
00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:49,453
Boss, can you hear me? Over
570
00:57:52,731 --> 00:57:54,563
Boss, can you hear me? Over
571
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,851
Damn! Don't you know how to drive?
572
01:00:42,526 --> 01:00:42,993
What's up?
573
01:00:43,061 --> 01:00:43,959
They're over there
574
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:54,040
They've gone inside
575
01:00:57,580 --> 01:00:58,137
Together?
576
01:01:01,051 --> 01:01:02,313
All right, let's rent a room also
577
01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:14,764
What's this?
578
01:01:24,149 --> 01:01:25,241
Tell me it's not true
579
01:01:50,484 --> 01:01:51,746
You can't die before you are 80
580
01:01:52,086 --> 01:01:52,746
Why?
581
01:01:53,321 --> 01:01:56,689
Because you won't be able to pay me back
582
01:02:01,766 --> 01:02:03,825
The designs in our rooms are
many and varied
583
01:02:03,902 --> 01:02:05,427
This is "Modern Times"
584
01:02:06,238 --> 01:02:07,968
"Through The Looking Glass"
585
01:02:09,075 --> 01:02:12,843
This "Enjoy Yourself Tonight" suite
is taken
586
01:02:13,315 --> 01:02:14,009
Please come over here
587
01:02:15,217 --> 01:02:16,742
Taken by a man with a moustache?
588
01:02:17,453 --> 01:02:18,580
No, he is in room B3
589
01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:22,088
Let me recommend...
590
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:22,819
the room with water bed
591
01:02:23,094 --> 01:02:26,326
The sensation is like floating on water
592
01:02:26,399 --> 01:02:27,389
Why not enjoy yourself
593
01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:30,228
I know you guys like special pleasure
594
01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:32,771
How do you know?
595
01:02:34,276 --> 01:02:36,404
Both of you are not women
596
01:02:37,047 --> 01:02:39,881
Isn't that special? This way please
597
01:02:43,522 --> 01:02:45,855
You can pay when you leave
598
01:02:50,565 --> 01:02:52,192
Really comfortable? Huh?
599
01:02:59,377 --> 01:03:01,038
Never tried this before
600
01:03:04,016 --> 01:03:06,315
Quit thinking of pleasure, you kid
601
01:03:06,886 --> 01:03:08,411
You know what they say about...
602
01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,187
the wheel of fortune
603
01:03:11,093 --> 01:03:13,084
That's terrific! My fortune's been bad
for the past 20 years
604
01:03:13,562 --> 01:03:15,394
If it turns,
I can live it up the next 20 years
605
01:03:20,572 --> 01:03:22,130
I feel...
606
01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:23,675
this world owes me a lot
607
01:03:25,846 --> 01:03:26,676
You didn't even bring a diaper,
608
01:03:27,714 --> 01:03:28,943
when you were born!
609
01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:30,543
What does this world owe you?
610
01:03:33,756 --> 01:03:34,781
Let's start working
611
01:04:05,031 --> 01:04:05,690
What are they doing?
612
01:04:08,102 --> 01:04:08,966
Playing mahjong
613
01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:11,370
Which round now?
614
01:04:13,609 --> 01:04:14,769
End of the last round
615
01:04:19,384 --> 01:04:21,478
Looks like they'll have another round
616
01:05:30,312 --> 01:05:31,405
Let's have a drink first
617
01:05:31,948 --> 01:05:32,573
Great!
618
01:05:45,934 --> 01:05:47,697
You think your old man would notice us?
619
01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:51,070
Yes, if we were stocks and shares
620
01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:13,666
Cheers
621
01:06:25,419 --> 01:06:27,820
You always carry your gun, any good?
622
01:06:28,290 --> 01:06:29,189
I am...
623
01:06:29,592 --> 01:06:31,959
the best shooter on the force
624
01:06:32,296 --> 01:06:33,596
And the fastest?
625
01:06:34,499 --> 01:06:35,659
You are being neaty
626
01:06:43,344 --> 01:06:45,278
I don't understand,
627
01:06:46,582 --> 01:06:49,450
why that old man...
628
01:07:29,639 --> 01:07:30,538
What's this?
629
01:07:34,512 --> 01:07:35,639
Submarine
630
01:07:37,283 --> 01:07:38,215
Submarine?
631
01:07:58,311 --> 01:07:59,336
What's that noise?
632
01:08:01,382 --> 01:08:04,443
Don't be suspicious; let's take a bath
633
01:08:05,021 --> 01:08:05,749
O.K.
634
01:08:05,955 --> 01:08:06,580
Change the bath water
635
01:08:07,089 --> 01:08:07,818
Good
636
01:08:37,831 --> 01:08:38,297
Got it!
637
01:08:38,598 --> 01:08:39,223
I lost again
638
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500
You lost again
639
01:08:50,614 --> 01:08:51,479
Let's do it again
640
01:09:06,436 --> 01:09:07,232
Who are you?
641
01:09:08,706 --> 01:09:09,866
I am the plumber
642
01:09:09,941 --> 01:09:11,101
How come you are here then?
643
01:09:12,277 --> 01:09:14,108
Because the plumbing is here
644
01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:17,010
Don't run away
645
01:09:29,567 --> 01:09:30,499
Get up!
646
01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:33,368
What have you done? Been swimming
647
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:35,802
You too!
648
01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,976
How did this come about?
649
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:48,989
Water bed gives you...
650
01:09:49,059 --> 01:09:50,891
the floating sensation!
651
01:09:51,196 --> 01:09:52,164
That why it's worth...
652
01:09:58,973 --> 01:09:59,701
What happened?
653
01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,007
Just sleeping on water bed
654
01:10:01,443 --> 01:10:02,273
It's so horrifying!
655
01:10:03,012 --> 01:10:04,605
You'd be lucky if you don't drowned
656
01:10:20,402 --> 01:10:21,164
Mr Chen
657
01:10:27,879 --> 01:10:29,039
Go steal a car
658
01:10:32,318 --> 01:10:33,616
Give out tickets to our men
659
01:10:46,604 --> 01:10:48,539
How come you like raw carrots?
660
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,638
What else can I eat for $2 per meal?
661
01:10:52,511 --> 01:10:53,570
Don't get jumpy?
662
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:56,443
You know too much carrots can
make you...
663
01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,649
As long as you know
664
01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:09,766
Hey, watch where you're going
665
01:11:15,643 --> 01:11:17,339
Mr Chen, that's him
666
01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:27,989
I'll make a phone call
667
01:11:40,777 --> 01:11:42,506
Jacky, what's the matter?
668
01:11:46,484 --> 01:11:47,280
I'll come right away
669
01:13:28,354 --> 01:13:30,983
Don't move, stop the projector,
turn on the lights
670
01:13:32,026 --> 01:13:34,188
This is not the ticket office
671
01:13:34,796 --> 01:13:36,059
Don't talk, quick
672
01:13:39,636 --> 01:13:41,194
What happened?
673
01:13:53,622 --> 01:13:54,850
Live show on stage!
674
01:14:04,035 --> 01:14:07,494
This is not a blackout
675
01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,938
Neither is it live show; it's a robbery!
676
01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:15,777
I want cooperation, please don't panic
677
01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,080
Then nothing will happen to you
678
01:15:20,939 --> 01:15:24,137
Don't move or you'll got hurt
679
01:15:35,759 --> 01:15:38,320
Everybody stand up...
680
01:15:38,730 --> 01:15:39,822
with your hands up
681
01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:46,002
Please notice...
682
01:15:46,406 --> 01:15:48,739
the guns are real
683
01:15:49,176 --> 01:15:52,044
No need to risk your lives
684
01:16:08,603 --> 01:16:10,834
Be fast, put them in
685
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,943
It is important to be honest
686
01:16:15,879 --> 01:16:18,075
Put everything...
687
01:16:18,149 --> 01:16:19,242
you own into the bags
688
01:16:20,552 --> 01:16:24,284
I'll search a few to make sure
689
01:16:24,825 --> 01:16:29,854
If I find out there're something...
690
01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:55,120
Again the same lousy congee
691
01:16:55,366 --> 01:16:56,230
Right!
692
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,495
Get 2 bowls to the back alley
693
01:16:57,569 --> 01:16:58,263
O.K.
694
01:16:59,003 --> 01:17:00,028
Why do you like the congee here?
695
01:17:06,981 --> 01:17:08,643
Miss, hurry up!
696
01:17:08,984 --> 01:17:10,110
Better give us the money
697
01:17:10,619 --> 01:17:11,678
Don't pretend to be a fool
698
01:17:12,122 --> 01:17:13,885
Don't bother to count. All of it
699
01:17:22,468 --> 01:17:25,461
Don't play games
700
01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:27,171
Tired of living?
701
01:17:29,011 --> 01:17:29,875
Take off the jade bracelet
702
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:38,480
It won't come out
703
01:17:39,024 --> 01:17:40,013
Then chop off your hand
704
01:17:41,928 --> 01:17:43,122
Oh, no, I'll take it off
705
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:58,513
They rob, would they rape too?
706
01:17:59,518 --> 01:18:01,009
You wish
707
01:18:34,832 --> 01:18:36,630
I'll search another person now
708
01:18:37,436 --> 01:18:41,465
You'll be in trouble
if you hide something
709
01:18:49,485 --> 01:18:54,789
The one standing next to the priest
710
01:18:55,593 --> 01:18:58,996
The lady next to him
711
01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:03,800
It can be rape
712
01:19:07,644 --> 01:19:10,944
That one looks cheeky
713
01:19:11,315 --> 01:19:13,915
Come forward too. Quick!
714
01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,930
Nothing; very cooperative
715
01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:51,009
Applause please
716
01:20:57,190 --> 01:20:59,523
Thank you for your cooperation. Go now
717
01:21:05,401 --> 01:21:07,996
Come over here
718
01:21:26,930 --> 01:21:30,800
What's this?
719
01:21:31,203 --> 01:21:32,602
It's a rubber band
720
01:21:34,841 --> 01:21:37,003
Have you ever played Russian Roulette?
721
01:21:38,579 --> 01:21:39,376
No
722
01:21:39,948 --> 01:21:45,820
Well, I'll show you
723
01:21:50,729 --> 01:21:51,855
Spread out, your legs
724
01:21:59,841 --> 01:22:00,705
How many cylinders are there?
725
01:22:02,445 --> 01:22:03,173
Six
726
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,244
Look, here are 3 bullets
727
01:22:12,391 --> 01:22:13,517
I'll mix them up;
728
01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:16,996
You won't know which is where
729
01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:22,933
Your left or right foot? Speak up
730
01:22:23,573 --> 01:22:24,767
I want them both
731
01:22:25,976 --> 01:22:28,445
I'll choose for you, right foot
732
01:22:28,847 --> 01:22:29,871
I need it to play right wing in soccer
733
01:22:30,949 --> 01:22:31,974
Your may switch to left wing position
734
01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:39,423
Leave us alone,
735
01:22:39,862 --> 01:22:42,764
I'll let him go if he wins
736
01:23:43,179 --> 01:23:44,807
I told you'd to play left wing
737
01:24:16,325 --> 01:24:17,587
Just go on enjoying the movie
738
01:24:17,826 --> 01:24:20,955
Don't look at us within 5 minutes
739
01:24:21,197 --> 01:24:22,096
that'll be the last thing
740
01:24:22,299 --> 01:24:23,926
you'll see
741
01:24:33,982 --> 01:24:36,508
Let's go
742
01:25:44,276 --> 01:25:45,834
Damn baldy!
743
01:25:46,546 --> 01:25:51,610
Of all cars he stole an ice-cream truck
744
01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:57,525
Maybe he likes good air-conditioning
745
01:26:05,137 --> 01:26:08,232
Any question?
746
01:26:08,975 --> 01:26:09,772
No
747
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:29,615
Welcome, everybody
748
01:27:30,786 --> 01:27:34,052
Mr and Mrs Chow will...
749
01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:36,018
present the award
750
01:27:36,226 --> 01:27:37,819
Mr Lee,
751
01:27:38,028 --> 01:27:40,122
our brave citizen
752
01:28:00,158 --> 01:28:01,352
Mr Lee, you look very familiar
753
01:28:02,227 --> 01:28:03,490
I used to be a plumber
754
01:28:03,963 --> 01:28:04,588
Oh?
755
01:28:05,733 --> 01:28:06,893
Mr Lee, a speech?
756
01:28:10,171 --> 01:28:13,300
I just hope all our citizens will...
757
01:28:13,376 --> 01:28:15,038
cooperate with the police
758
01:28:15,312 --> 01:28:17,645
Remember, the police are your friends
759
01:28:17,849 --> 01:28:19,373
they are your close friends
760
01:28:19,917 --> 01:28:23,582
Together we take a gaint step forward
761
01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:33,635
Why is there so much deceit?
762
01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:37,539
Why is happiness not shared?
763
01:28:38,043 --> 01:28:42,777
Why is the dripping water
the only consistent thing?
764
01:28:43,350 --> 01:28:52,455
Shortsighted are the social climbers
765
01:28:52,729 --> 01:28:56,097
Gloating with self-importance!
766
01:28:56,467 --> 01:29:01,532
Little do they know
the castle's made of sand
767
01:29:02,442 --> 01:29:10,784
It's all ordained. What's yours is yours
768
01:29:11,087 --> 01:29:13,687
What's not, is not
769
01:29:23,403 --> 01:29:24,701
Ever seen those two...
770
01:29:24,939 --> 01:29:26,497
after they quit?
771
01:29:27,008 --> 01:29:30,103
They haven't visited you...
772
01:29:30,313 --> 01:29:31,837
for some time
773
01:29:38,591 --> 01:29:42,528
Jacky, do you think I am mean
774
01:29:43,830 --> 01:29:44,661
No
775
01:29:53,210 --> 01:29:54,609
When was...
776
01:29:55,212 --> 01:29:57,306
your last raise?
777
01:29:59,285 --> 01:30:00,843
I don't think you ever gave me one
778
01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:16,005
We have to advertise for
two new assistants
779
01:30:17,142 --> 01:30:19,475
No! Kids nowadays are too smart
780
01:30:19,546 --> 01:30:20,513
They'd for a month or 2,
781
01:30:20,780 --> 01:30:22,305
then quit
782
01:30:22,616 --> 01:30:24,584
Better think of another way
783
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,584
How? You can't even walk
784
01:30:29,292 --> 01:30:29,951
Why not?
785
01:30:32,429 --> 01:30:40,168
Hold this, look, how's this?
786
01:30:58,464 --> 01:30:59,431
Tell me it's not true
787
01:31:21,195 --> 01:31:22,822
Consultation fee is $200 per hour
788
01:31:23,030 --> 01:31:24,999
It's deductible if we got a deal
789
01:31:26,869 --> 01:31:28,097
Have a piece of candy
790
01:31:31,475 --> 01:31:34,138
In our prefession,
connections are important
791
01:31:37,216 --> 01:31:40,414
I shook hands with
the former police commissioner
792
01:31:43,926 --> 01:31:45,393
Please start from the beginning
793
01:31:46,996 --> 01:31:47,985
He never did need...
794
01:31:48,231 --> 01:31:50,029
a secretary
795
01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:52,128
Then,
796
01:31:52,671 --> 01:31:54,571
he hired one
797
01:31:54,973 --> 01:31:56,441
Then I get suspicious
798
01:32:03,017 --> 01:32:03,847
Excuse me
799
01:32:04,787 --> 01:32:08,189
Boss well, have a piece of candy
800
01:32:11,762 --> 01:32:12,957
Starting your business with...
801
01:32:13,031 --> 01:32:13,690
this small space?
802
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,568
Why not?
803
01:32:16,102 --> 01:32:18,833
With a couple of fake credentials,
no one can tell
804
01:32:19,306 --> 01:32:20,398
In a short while, business will pick up
805
01:32:23,044 --> 01:32:24,376
Business has been slow already
806
01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:25,812
Now with you next door
807
01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,675
We will just starve together
808
01:32:28,218 --> 01:32:31,848
It's still better than
just the two of us starving
809
01:32:33,592 --> 01:32:36,027
Let's cooperate,
and talk about the terms
810
01:32:36,663 --> 01:32:40,430
Why should I? I know all you know
811
01:32:41,402 --> 01:32:44,999
But you don't know what I know
812
01:33:12,778 --> 01:33:13,506
Boss!
813
01:33:17,785 --> 01:33:20,482
Is it a 50-50 deal?
814
01:33:30,868 --> 01:33:34,636
But at least 2 days off every week
815
01:33:35,008 --> 01:33:36,202
Why so many days off?
816
01:33:37,578 --> 01:33:40,844
So I can play mahjong with Jacky!
817
01:33:47,891 --> 01:33:50,827
We the poor working people
818
01:33:51,162 --> 01:33:54,622
Getting ulcers, running around
819
01:33:55,035 --> 01:33:58,836
Chicken feed is our reward
820
01:33:59,073 --> 01:34:00,939
Rough deal is what we get
821
01:34:03,813 --> 01:34:06,783
The boss is ever ready to explode
822
01:34:06,851 --> 01:34:09,878
His barks are long, his face longer
823
01:34:10,722 --> 01:34:14,523
When we ask for a raise
824
01:34:14,828 --> 01:34:16,819
Brother, you're in for a treat
825
01:34:20,502 --> 01:34:23,905
Working like a dog
826
01:34:24,174 --> 01:34:27,872
Things keep on going wrong
827
01:34:28,079 --> 01:34:31,675
Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
828
01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:35,650
At least making our effort worthwhile
829
01:34:35,856 --> 01:34:37,084
it's tit for tat,
830
01:34:37,324 --> 01:34:42,958
tat for tit
831
01:34:43,132 --> 01:34:45,601
We the poor working people
832
01:34:46,036 --> 01:34:49,564
Slaves to money for life
833
01:34:49,942 --> 01:34:53,845
Our misery, it's unspeakable
834
01:34:54,047 --> 01:34:56,380
But we don't take it for granted
835
01:35:15,242 --> 01:35:18,701
Happiness is not ours to share
836
01:35:18,948 --> 01:35:22,783
Sufferings are our to bear
837
01:35:23,019 --> 01:35:26,717
A little more is a little more. We care
838
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:30,623
At least making our effort worthwhile
839
01:35:30,697 --> 01:35:32,130
it's tit for tat,
840
01:35:32,198 --> 01:35:37,968
tat for tit
841
01:35:38,273 --> 01:35:40,834
We the poor working people
842
01:35:41,210 --> 01:35:44,612
Slaves to money for life
843
01:35:45,116 --> 01:35:49,053
Our misery, it's unspeakable
844
01:35:49,288 --> 01:35:51,382
But we don't take it for granted53748
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