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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,982 We the poor working people 2 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:56,822 Getting ulcers, running around 3 00:00:57,060 --> 00:01:00,895 Chicken feed is our reward 4 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:03,092 Rough deal is what we get 5 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:08,831 The boss is ever ready to explode 6 00:01:08,907 --> 00:01:12,605 His barks are long, his face longer 7 00:01:12,812 --> 00:01:16,681 When we ask for a raise 8 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:19,082 Brother, you're in for a treat 9 00:01:22,157 --> 00:01:25,821 Working like a dog 10 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:29,829 Things keep on going wrong 11 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:33,563 Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up? 12 00:01:33,637 --> 00:01:37,335 At least making our effort worthwhile 13 00:01:37,675 --> 00:01:38,973 it's tit for tat, 14 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:44,915 tat for tit 15 00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:47,852 We the poor working people 16 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:51,619 Slaves to money for life 17 00:01:51,926 --> 00:01:55,693 Our misery, it's unspeakable 18 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,330 But we don't take it for granted 19 00:02:17,357 --> 00:02:20,759 Happiness is not ours to share 20 00:02:20,828 --> 00:02:24,856 Sufferings are our to bear 21 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:28,595 A little more is a little more. We care 22 00:02:28,837 --> 00:02:32,672 At least making our effort worthwhile 23 00:02:32,742 --> 00:02:34,370 it's tit for tat, 24 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:40,180 tat for tit 25 00:02:40,252 --> 00:02:42,686 We the poor working people 26 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,717 Slaves to money for life 27 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,995 Our misery, it's unspeakable 28 00:02:51,065 --> 00:02:53,227 But we don't take it for granted 29 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,986 You fool! Want to kill yourself? 30 00:04:24,711 --> 00:04:26,373 Great! Great! 31 00:05:40,204 --> 00:05:40,966 How much are the gas lamps? 32 00:05:41,538 --> 00:05:42,300 Eighty odd dollars 33 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:48,106 What do you want it for? 34 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,470 You are fired from tomorrow onwards 35 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,840 Get a lamp and go sell your martial arts in the streets 36 00:07:15,085 --> 00:07:15,848 Guaranteed to satisfy 37 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,684 For sure it's sweet; try it 38 00:07:24,997 --> 00:07:26,158 It's rotten already 39 00:07:38,213 --> 00:07:40,739 Sir, any favorite chicks? 40 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:42,181 Just looking 41 00:07:42,552 --> 00:07:44,544 Seen a guy with a moustache? 42 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,349 Yeah, inside, having fun 43 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,490 Want one yourself? 44 00:07:50,729 --> 00:07:52,526 No thanks, I don't play such games 45 00:07:55,635 --> 00:07:57,433 You've taken some dope again? 46 00:08:02,609 --> 00:08:03,633 How much do you charge? 47 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,395 You never take off your glasses? 48 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,598 Without them, I can't see clearly in my dream 49 00:08:23,902 --> 00:08:25,268 In my dream 50 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:28,934 Come out! Dreamy eyes! 51 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:30,769 What is your name? 52 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:31,702 Sze Ma Keh 53 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,240 Your real name? 54 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:34,979 Chu Mu 55 00:08:36,118 --> 00:08:36,846 Telephone number? 56 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:39,816 Say, what's that's for? 57 00:08:40,189 --> 00:08:41,952 Nothing, we just have to call your wife 58 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:44,218 That's worse than going to jail 59 00:08:45,528 --> 00:08:49,056 Next... what's your name? 60 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,332 Wong Yeuk See 61 00:08:50,869 --> 00:08:51,494 Telephone number? 62 00:08:51,903 --> 00:08:53,531 Private detective 63 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:56,666 Sir, I used to be... 64 00:08:57,076 --> 00:08:58,043 a cop at Cheung Chau 65 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:58,804 Oh yeah? 66 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:02,379 Inspector Chen is my relative Give me a break please 67 00:09:03,116 --> 00:09:05,312 Oh! One-eyed Chen! 68 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:06,951 How are you related to him? 69 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,047 He's related to... 70 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:10,258 my aunt's brother's mistress Give me a break please 71 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,654 So that makes you a bastard 72 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:13,827 Oh, yes. Give me a break, please 73 00:09:14,731 --> 00:09:15,959 Your telephone number? 74 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:17,389 No telephone 75 00:09:18,302 --> 00:09:19,394 Where do you live? 76 00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:20,864 6, Tin Kwong Road 77 00:09:23,642 --> 00:09:24,836 Give him a break 78 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,875 Bring his wife here 79 00:09:28,614 --> 00:09:33,746 Thanks. Do you go to jail for cussing? 80 00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:35,152 Next! 81 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:47,561 Don't move! 82 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:48,228 What's the matter? 83 00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:49,136 Shut up and go inside 84 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,036 Another guest coming 85 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:59,215 Don't move, take off your pants, quick 86 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:00,977 Take the money, 87 00:10:01,254 --> 00:10:03,689 but not the pants 88 00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:05,588 No? Want to die? Now quick 89 00:10:05,859 --> 00:10:07,417 Too embarrassing! I won't do it 90 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:11,229 Hung, add some pepper for me 91 00:10:18,609 --> 00:10:20,167 Have you ever seen yourself bald? 92 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,742 Oh please, I'll take it off 93 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,510 Boss, another guest 94 00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:31,523 Take out your wallet, watch, and ring 95 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,294 Give me... 96 00:10:35,362 --> 00:10:36,192 a break 97 00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:39,062 Want a break? 98 00:10:41,503 --> 00:10:42,527 All right, here 99 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:46,008 Boss, pepper has been added already 100 00:10:50,179 --> 00:10:53,638 Mix up the clothes, get ready to split 101 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,128 Wait a second 102 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:14,075 Wait for the next car 103 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:14,837 You own this car? 104 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,266 I'm getting off 105 00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:37,908 You're O.K., boy! 106 00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:40,012 Just a beginner 107 00:12:44,452 --> 00:12:45,441 He can't even take care of a kid 108 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,987 Serve him, 109 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:50,289 right 110 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:53,927 Just talk, no violence 111 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,527 We can't afford to make a scene 112 00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:57,560 You should know men's temperaments 113 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,667 They can get... 114 00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:00,303 tired of eating too much filet mignon 115 00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,666 and want some hamburgers for a change 116 00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:06,943 I will sue him 117 00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:07,536 till he is broke 118 00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:09,137 Then he can eat hamburgers for the rest of his life 119 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,716 "Yale" key, 15B 120 00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:30,166 I left it in the office 121 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:34,843 Kick it down 122 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,943 You prefer hamburger to filet? 123 00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:53,332 Mr Wong, 124 00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:55,427 you'll be my witness in court 125 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:59,466 Sure! I even know the judge 126 00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:03,840 I even shook hands with the former governor 127 00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:12,492 Mrs Chu, if it's convenient 128 00:14:13,494 --> 00:14:15,826 What? These few pictures cost $2,000? 129 00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:17,695 These will... 130 00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,633 earn you millions in alimony 131 00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:21,927 Isn't that cheap? 132 00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,164 I'll send you a cheque next week 133 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,238 Thank you, Mrs Chu 134 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,040 Mrs Chu, leaving now? 135 00:15:02,286 --> 00:15:04,083 Puffy! 136 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:05,514 Get my tele-photo 137 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:16,462 Tele-photo! 138 00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:22,903 Is boss in? I am here for a job 139 00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:32,192 Who are you? 140 00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:35,624 From the factory to see the boss 141 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,661 From the factory? Welcome, have a seat 142 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,130 This office is too small... 143 00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:43,475 to display all my credentials 144 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,270 Initial consultation fee is $200 per hour 145 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,605 Deductible if we have a deal 146 00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:51,014 What is the problem? 147 00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:53,117 I read from the newspaper 148 00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:57,281 There are lots of private detective in H. K... 149 00:16:57,526 --> 00:16:59,757 Somehow, 150 00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:00,860 I get publicized most 151 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,827 I even shook hands with the former governor 152 00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:10,701 I saw your picture... 153 00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:11,674 in yesterday's newspaper! 154 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:13,343 Oh yeah? What newspaper? 155 00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:15,778 Sing Tao 156 00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:20,048 Jacky, get yesterday's Sing Tao for me 157 00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:23,016 You were in a club, with hand-cuffs on too 158 00:17:23,691 --> 00:17:25,387 Boss, what do you want it for? 159 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,657 Burn it 160 00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:30,796 Have one. What can I do for you? 161 00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,133 I saw your ad, 162 00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,132 I am applying for... 163 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:46,783 Go to 10th floor, 164 00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:51,155 there's an acting school 165 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,558 Boss, I don't want to be a star 166 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:56,930 I want to be a detective 167 00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:58,830 It's such a waste 168 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,264 With a cigar, 169 00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,302 you'd look like Columbo 170 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:04,235 Boss, give me a chance 171 00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:07,132 You know how to take pictures? 172 00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,207 It's easy to learn 173 00:18:09,681 --> 00:18:11,706 That means no Driver's licence? 174 00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,344 Five hours of driver's training 175 00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:16,714 That means no again. What do you know? 176 00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:21,019 At times I practice kung fu 177 00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:24,799 You know kung fu? Show me 178 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:40,206 Not bad! Let's see it again 179 00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:41,177 Sure! 180 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,112 Better go to 11th floor 181 00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:14,152 Charlie the magician might use you 182 00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:22,829 You, with a big head and short neck 183 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,768 and with this on, look just like a turtle 184 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:28,507 Jakcy, is it your birthday today? 185 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:29,673 Thank you, boss 186 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,046 One is enough 187 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:36,982 Boss, give me a chance 188 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,854 That wasn't magic, it's real kung fu 189 00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:43,082 This job is not... 190 00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:45,220 as easy as it seems 191 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,488 24 hours a day, 192 00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,529 we keep track of people 193 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,569 Get burnt when it's sunny and drenched when it rains 194 00:20:00,348 --> 00:20:03,546 Hold on, give me back my wallet 195 00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:04,376 What wallet? 196 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,215 Don't play games, 197 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,015 or I'll beat you up 198 00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:07,848 Come back! 199 00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:48,350 You're alright 200 00:22:50,822 --> 00:22:52,050 $500 per month, including room and board 201 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:53,814 Each meal not to exceed $2. Take it? 202 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,560 Only $2 for a meal? 203 00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:57,892 This is good for you 204 00:22:58,131 --> 00:22:59,359 Too much rice will cause hemorrhoids 205 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,866 What are you saying? 206 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:03,501 Name a person with hemorrhoids who doesn't eat rice 207 00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:07,066 Year-end bonus if we make enough profit 208 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,742 Do you usually make enough profit? 209 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,345 We've been in the red for eight years 210 00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:14,240 I'll try it for a while 211 00:23:15,419 --> 00:23:17,080 See if you've lost any money 212 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:22,888 Is this your mom or your wife? 213 00:23:23,662 --> 00:23:24,651 I'll be damned! 214 00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:33,571 What does this mean? 215 00:23:36,144 --> 00:23:36,974 What do you think? 216 00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,369 That mean we have stolen someone's wallet 217 00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,182 That mean "YOU" have stolen someone's wallet 218 00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:42,141 Where are they? 219 00:23:42,518 --> 00:23:44,384 In front, that's them 220 00:23:46,389 --> 00:23:48,653 You know the world record for 100 meters? 221 00:23:48,892 --> 00:23:49,620 About 9.9 seconds 222 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,020 See if we can make it in 9.8 seconds 223 00:23:52,763 --> 00:23:53,763 Go after them 224 00:24:09,451 --> 00:24:10,951 You think they'll hit us? 225 00:24:11,654 --> 00:24:13,019 They are no marksmen 226 00:24:18,228 --> 00:24:19,525 We're in a jam. Stall them! 227 00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:21,921 Damn! Scapegoat again 228 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,732 Open the door, open up 229 00:24:29,775 --> 00:24:30,639 Aren't there two people in here? 230 00:24:30,909 --> 00:24:31,672 Yes 231 00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:32,502 Where? 232 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,941 Just the two of us 233 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,876 Don't be a smart-ass! I saw them coming in 234 00:24:39,955 --> 00:24:40,649 Watch him 235 00:24:45,394 --> 00:24:46,692 Sergeant, there's nobody 236 00:24:56,775 --> 00:24:57,469 Sergeant, there's nobody 237 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:58,304 No? 238 00:24:58,376 --> 00:24:59,240 No! 239 00:25:08,222 --> 00:25:09,120 Sergeant, no one 240 00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:10,448 How come? 241 00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:19,201 That looks like him, 242 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,399 except he's got bucked-teeth 243 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,827 Do we have colleague with a bucked-teeth? 244 00:25:40,894 --> 00:25:41,623 No! 245 00:25:48,972 --> 00:25:50,667 Sir, I think you'd have to push 246 00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:53,702 What should we do now? 247 00:25:54,945 --> 00:25:56,675 This profession involves trouble anytime 248 00:25:57,248 --> 00:25:58,408 It's good thing we have this, 249 00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:01,009 or else 250 00:26:09,997 --> 00:26:10,929 Son of a gun 251 00:26:11,165 --> 00:26:11,756 What did you say? 252 00:26:11,832 --> 00:26:12,527 I was swearing 253 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,117 Break it down 254 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,623 1, 2, 3 255 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,386 Take me to the kitchen and show me what happened 256 00:28:06,005 --> 00:28:06,994 What shall we do now? 257 00:28:07,307 --> 00:28:08,899 What else? Climb back up later 258 00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:12,574 Damn Puffy, can't even buy a decent ladder 259 00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:24,488 He attacked me with... 260 00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:26,188 those sausages, 261 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,020 ended up hitting himself with the work 262 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,114 Start the car 263 00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:57,037 Anything else? 264 00:29:58,174 --> 00:29:59,107 No! 265 00:29:59,777 --> 00:30:00,471 What's he doing? 266 00:30:01,612 --> 00:30:03,876 Deducting my salary again 267 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:06,546 Start the car 268 00:31:00,683 --> 00:31:01,981 Boss, got a case for me? 269 00:31:04,287 --> 00:31:07,553 You're not qualified to handle case yet 270 00:31:09,461 --> 00:31:10,985 Come with me to check on the bank case 271 00:31:11,597 --> 00:31:12,393 This guy bought... 272 00:31:12,631 --> 00:31:14,292 a TV and refrigerator by installment 273 00:31:16,002 --> 00:31:17,367 He stop paytment after one month 274 00:31:17,437 --> 00:31:17,994 and changed his address 275 00:31:18,539 --> 00:31:20,539 We'll wait for him to get off work today 276 00:31:30,586 --> 00:31:32,110 Learn how to use this camera 277 00:31:32,188 --> 00:31:34,157 See, a reflection lens inside 278 00:31:34,391 --> 00:31:37,327 So you're actually taking pictures on the side 279 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,391 Then no one would know you're taking his pictures 280 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:40,992 Let me practice 281 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:46,702 What do you see? 282 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,301 A pretty chick is walking over 283 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:58,385 Practice when you are in the office 284 00:32:15,908 --> 00:32:17,638 How come it shrunk 6 inches? 285 00:32:18,278 --> 00:32:20,041 That's a cheap suit 286 00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:21,478 What do you expect? 287 00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,105 He'll notice us if we get any closer 288 00:33:12,176 --> 00:33:13,166 But we won't know which entrance 289 00:33:13,245 --> 00:33:14,177 Count the steps, 290 00:33:14,546 --> 00:33:17,140 11, 12, 13, 14 291 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,078 15, 16, 17, 18 292 00:33:20,387 --> 00:33:22,719 19, 20, 21 293 00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:25,926 But there are doors on both sides 294 00:33:26,661 --> 00:33:27,959 Didn't you hear the iron gate just then? 295 00:33:29,031 --> 00:33:30,555 That's smart thinking 296 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,358 You need this to be in this business, 297 00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:36,571 not magic? 298 00:33:39,176 --> 00:33:40,507 Go and fetch Puffy to help us 299 00:33:51,257 --> 00:33:52,247 Give me the mike 300 00:33:57,565 --> 00:33:58,463 Pin it here 301 00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:01,192 Why put it on? 302 00:34:02,304 --> 00:34:03,635 I'll check the TV 303 00:34:03,706 --> 00:34:05,071 and refrigerator serial number 304 00:34:05,308 --> 00:34:06,605 If they correspond, he'll have to pay 305 00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:08,942 Otherwise, I'll give a signal, 306 00:34:09,146 --> 00:34:10,113 you two can come and haul them out 307 00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,646 Puffy, give me a certificate 308 00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:25,965 This is the caretaker's, 309 00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:27,000 I am not selling coffins 310 00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:28,397 Let me 311 00:34:34,577 --> 00:34:35,339 Get the two-way phone ready 312 00:34:43,487 --> 00:34:44,978 Testing! Can you hear me? 313 00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:47,158 Yes, I hear you, over 314 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,086 I'm going in, over 315 00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:50,286 Boss, 316 00:34:50,497 --> 00:34:52,089 what's today's signal, over 317 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,092 "Buddha be praised", over 318 00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:04,537 TV repairman, 319 00:35:04,781 --> 00:35:05,805 your TV has a lot of snowflake 320 00:35:06,149 --> 00:35:08,879 Yeah, I'm freezing to death. Come in! 321 00:35:15,193 --> 00:35:15,818 Help yourself 322 00:35:28,508 --> 00:35:29,908 We don't have any TV here 323 00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:31,202 Master, 324 00:35:31,512 --> 00:35:33,777 help me get rid of him 325 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:38,418 Stick around, watch me handle him 326 00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:43,655 What are you doing here? 327 00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:45,729 TV repair 328 00:35:46,631 --> 00:35:47,325 Certificate? 329 00:36:02,717 --> 00:36:05,743 You bitch! Why did you take so long to send a repairman? 330 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:09,353 You're crazy! You've got the wrong number 331 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:17,630 Who are you? 332 00:36:17,869 --> 00:36:18,563 Don't touch me 333 00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:23,972 Don't you dare... don't you dare 334 00:36:25,945 --> 00:36:28,380 I warn you, 335 00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:30,942 I am serious 336 00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:35,251 You try again... my last warning 337 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,590 Alright, I'm leaving 338 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:49,165 You want to fight? 339 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,204 I'll let my 2nd brother handle you 340 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,109 Junior! 341 00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:11,431 Hit the one with glasses 342 00:37:16,607 --> 00:37:17,869 He doesn't have them on now 343 00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:24,744 "Buddha be praised" 344 00:37:24,817 --> 00:37:28,309 Even buddha won't help you now 345 00:37:28,921 --> 00:37:30,685 Let big brother have some fun, 346 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,791 it's his birthday 347 00:37:33,594 --> 00:37:34,425 King Kong! 348 00:37:56,822 --> 00:37:58,723 Where're you from? 349 00:37:59,459 --> 00:38:01,552 Mongkok, Kowloon, "Buddha be praised" 350 00:38:01,996 --> 00:38:02,826 What did you say? 351 00:38:03,264 --> 00:38:05,199 Buddha, 352 00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:10,831 "Buddha be praised" 353 00:38:16,346 --> 00:38:17,313 What's wrong with your neck? 354 00:38:17,648 --> 00:38:19,776 I got whacked in the last case 355 00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:20,979 Really? 356 00:38:21,919 --> 00:38:23,079 That's mild 357 00:38:23,488 --> 00:38:26,424 Sometimes, 358 00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:27,322 you can really get hurt 359 00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:37,699 You mean like him? 360 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,725 Mr Chen, look what's this? 361 00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:58,059 My elbow's got rheumatism 362 00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:58,569 Have a seat 363 00:39:59,037 --> 00:40:01,528 Someone's been cutting up... 364 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:02,403 the theatre's seats lately? 365 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:07,407 Worse, look at this, a letter too 366 00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,346 Just to prove 367 00:40:11,987 --> 00:40:13,955 he's not joking 368 00:40:14,356 --> 00:40:15,584 If I don't pay, 369 00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:18,984 he'll set one off 370 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:22,229 $300,000 371 00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,262 Yeah! 372 00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:26,735 I think we had better inform the police 373 00:40:27,205 --> 00:40:28,934 We can't, 374 00:40:29,007 --> 00:40:30,133 we'd lose our audience 375 00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:34,636 So you don't want to pay him. Puffy! 376 00:40:34,981 --> 00:40:36,414 No! 377 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:37,844 There's no end... 378 00:40:38,118 --> 00:40:39,177 paying them 379 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:44,950 Check if this is real 380 00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:47,853 How? 381 00:40:48,598 --> 00:40:50,623 Told you before, 1 red wire, the other blue 382 00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:52,598 Connect them, if it's fake, no problem 383 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,997 It it's real, you'll be 23 tomorrow 384 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,029 I am just 20 385 00:40:57,942 --> 00:40:59,467 Chinese people usually add 3 years to their age when they die 386 00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:02,443 You need not worry 387 00:41:02,849 --> 00:41:05,340 I've come upon something similar, 388 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:05,941 then... 389 00:41:06,153 --> 00:41:06,710 What are you doing? 390 00:41:07,087 --> 00:41:10,079 Didn't you ask me... 391 00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:11,215 to connect 2 wires? 392 00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:13,454 But if it's real, you'll blow us up 393 00:41:13,962 --> 00:41:15,589 Where then? 394 00:41:16,064 --> 00:41:18,499 Go to the bathroom 395 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,237 Mr Chen, don't worry 396 00:41:22,672 --> 00:41:24,071 This happened before, 397 00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:25,373 though not in a theatre 398 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:28,901 Boss, if that's real, 399 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,548 I'll get blown up 400 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:31,712 Can't you count, 401 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:32,848 only one in there 402 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:34,882 But three out here 403 00:41:36,356 --> 00:41:37,254 I guess you're right 404 00:41:39,993 --> 00:41:41,757 Mr Chen, don't worry 405 00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:45,827 They only want to... 406 00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:46,890 scare you 407 00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:50,134 With my experience, I can tell 408 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,409 That is real stuff 409 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:06,455 What happened? Still alive? 410 00:42:23,646 --> 00:42:24,704 How come you are here? 411 00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:26,476 I don't know, 412 00:42:26,717 --> 00:42:28,241 I connected 2 wires 413 00:42:28,485 --> 00:42:30,716 It didn't explode, so I walked out 414 00:42:38,898 --> 00:42:39,957 Now you are using your brains 415 00:42:41,668 --> 00:42:43,226 Go with Mr Chen 416 00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:46,133 and see if you find anything suspicious 417 00:42:57,153 --> 00:42:58,621 Miss, is the boss here? 418 00:42:58,689 --> 00:42:59,815 Mrs Mok, have a seat 419 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,653 Boss, Mrs Mok is here 420 00:43:02,994 --> 00:43:04,189 Which one? 421 00:43:04,763 --> 00:43:06,321 The chatterbox? 422 00:43:06,398 --> 00:43:08,390 The ugly duck who tries to look young? 423 00:43:09,102 --> 00:43:11,196 Yes, no, 424 00:43:11,271 --> 00:43:13,603 the boss lady of Da Wah Supermarket 425 00:43:14,108 --> 00:43:15,097 Okay, I'll be there 426 00:43:16,944 --> 00:43:18,412 Boss is coming 427 00:43:20,148 --> 00:43:23,175 Mrs Mok, you look younger 428 00:43:23,586 --> 00:43:24,518 Just look at you... 429 00:43:24,887 --> 00:43:25,718 Like an ugly duck 430 00:43:29,493 --> 00:43:32,895 No, just like a tender chicken 431 00:43:33,097 --> 00:43:35,361 Every man will fall on love with you 432 00:43:36,969 --> 00:43:39,336 How come? You become a black pig 433 00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:44,575 It scornched by the stock market 434 00:43:48,115 --> 00:43:49,981 What can I do for you? 435 00:43:52,955 --> 00:43:55,583 Oh 436 00:43:56,292 --> 00:43:58,123 Shoplifters in my supermarket 437 00:43:58,695 --> 00:44:00,926 I am losing more than $1,000 daily 438 00:44:01,965 --> 00:44:06,699 I want you to catch them 439 00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:13,746 Go check the other side 440 00:45:20,628 --> 00:45:21,928 What are you doing? 441 00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:23,393 Look! 442 00:45:42,521 --> 00:45:43,385 Why don't we arrest them now? 443 00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:47,889 We can't prove anything 444 00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:49,026 They can claim, 445 00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:51,257 they'll pay at the door 446 00:46:14,794 --> 00:46:15,726 What? 447 00:46:15,928 --> 00:46:18,089 These 2 rolls cost $128? 448 00:46:18,831 --> 00:46:21,665 Including those in your stomach 449 00:46:25,473 --> 00:46:26,941 I don't have any money 450 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,843 It's fine 451 00:46:30,045 --> 00:46:31,945 You get free meals in jail 452 00:46:32,816 --> 00:46:33,646 Boss lady, I think... 453 00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:38,382 Stop, stay right here 454 00:46:42,294 --> 00:46:42,988 How do you feel? 455 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,825 Use your "Five Animals" kung fu 456 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,053 Dragon style 457 00:47:21,451 --> 00:47:22,611 Snake style 458 00:47:29,395 --> 00:47:30,259 Tiger style 459 00:47:37,706 --> 00:47:38,730 Leopard style 460 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,049 Crane style 461 00:48:07,846 --> 00:48:10,611 You're even better than your boss 462 00:48:11,785 --> 00:48:15,051 I should just call you... 463 00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:16,417 next time 464 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,779 You need skill... 465 00:48:37,986 --> 00:48:39,852 to prepare cream chicken 466 00:48:40,623 --> 00:48:45,085 Pluck the feathers, using lukewarm water 467 00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:48,191 Around 80 degrees will do 468 00:48:48,701 --> 00:48:51,296 Hot water affects... 469 00:48:51,371 --> 00:48:52,963 the skin texture 470 00:48:53,341 --> 00:48:55,241 The meat will also become tough 471 00:48:56,278 --> 00:49:00,147 Put the chicken on the chopping block 472 00:49:00,984 --> 00:49:05,252 For sauce, half a bowl of coconut milk 473 00:49:05,724 --> 00:49:10,629 Some lard, green pepper, 474 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,926 bay leaf and green onions 475 00:49:14,636 --> 00:49:20,042 Ginger, and 2 bottles of milk 476 00:49:22,413 --> 00:49:25,406 I shall repeat 477 00:49:26,118 --> 00:49:31,820 Coconut milk, lard... 478 00:49:32,894 --> 00:49:34,487 It's 8 already, get up 479 00:49:35,531 --> 00:49:37,693 Boss, such bunk beds! 480 00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:40,165 They're worse than those on the Macau ferry 481 00:49:40,671 --> 00:49:42,195 What do you... 482 00:49:42,273 --> 00:49:43,263 expect for $100? 483 00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:44,974 Why don't you get rid of it 484 00:49:45,645 --> 00:49:47,340 No way, I need this in case... 485 00:49:47,413 --> 00:49:48,745 I hire another helper 486 00:49:49,850 --> 00:49:51,648 Anyway, it's worse than a coffin 487 00:49:52,086 --> 00:49:53,747 Sure, a coffin costs more than $1,000 488 00:49:55,624 --> 00:49:56,784 All you know is how to loaf 489 00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:03,098 Let's do some waist exercises 490 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:09,201 1234, 2234, 491 00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:13,675 3234, 4234 492 00:50:13,748 --> 00:50:16,047 Let's place our hands on the stomachs 493 00:50:16,485 --> 00:50:19,649 Massage, it can slim down fat 494 00:50:20,157 --> 00:50:26,622 Get ready, 1234, 2234 495 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:32,335 Left 234, Right 234, 496 00:50:32,874 --> 00:50:37,209 spread the legs 497 00:50:37,647 --> 00:50:45,079 Move the head in circular motion 498 00:50:45,558 --> 00:50:48,221 This will help loosen the neck 499 00:50:49,029 --> 00:50:56,598 Ready, 1234, 2234 500 00:50:56,973 --> 00:50:57,735 Change side, 501 00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:02,913 1234, 2234 502 00:51:03,448 --> 00:51:07,580 A deep breath, 503 00:51:12,494 --> 00:51:15,863 then lie on the floor 504 00:51:20,405 --> 00:51:25,709 Hands straight, 505 00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:28,378 sit up with the waist 506 00:51:28,816 --> 00:51:34,381 Ready, bend waist, exhale, lie back 507 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:39,229 Bend waist, exhale, lie back 508 00:51:49,010 --> 00:51:50,911 Now we do leg exercises 509 00:52:11,941 --> 00:52:12,873 Isn't that good? 510 00:52:19,083 --> 00:52:20,142 I don't know what I look like with this on 511 00:52:21,286 --> 00:52:23,847 As you said, a small turtle 512 00:52:26,927 --> 00:52:28,862 Only you look like a small turtle with your short neck and small head 513 00:52:29,164 --> 00:52:31,395 I have a long neck 514 00:52:31,634 --> 00:52:32,931 and a big head 515 00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:38,000 Then you look an ostrich 516 00:52:41,514 --> 00:52:42,378 What? You... 517 00:52:42,448 --> 00:52:44,917 Boss, Mr Chow sent us... 518 00:52:44,985 --> 00:52:45,748 his wife's pictures 519 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,314 His wife is going to the salon today 520 00:52:47,688 --> 00:52:49,088 He suspects she is having an affair 521 00:52:49,525 --> 00:52:50,787 So he employs us to follow her 522 00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:56,099 You two go together 523 00:52:57,268 --> 00:53:00,136 Boss, I want to go to the doctor's 524 00:53:01,607 --> 00:53:02,164 What for? 525 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,173 I think I got the flu 526 00:53:08,316 --> 00:53:10,945 Have you ever heard of people dying from flu? 527 00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:15,688 If it's swine flu. Certainly! 528 00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:24,629 Listen! If you got flu, you'll be O.K. 529 00:53:25,105 --> 00:53:26,437 If you got swine flu, 530 00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:28,866 you'll die anyway 531 00:53:29,846 --> 00:53:31,575 Either way... 532 00:53:32,148 --> 00:53:33,446 you'd waste money by going to the doctor 533 00:53:34,184 --> 00:53:36,176 You are right 534 00:53:36,521 --> 00:53:38,080 Yeah 535 00:53:49,906 --> 00:53:50,770 Well, 536 00:53:54,044 --> 00:53:55,876 you'd better see a doctor anyway 537 00:53:57,115 --> 00:53:58,674 Or else you'll think I am too mean 538 00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:25,478 Learn to use this 539 00:54:27,957 --> 00:54:28,787 Just press the black button 540 00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:30,689 Let me try 541 00:54:36,635 --> 00:54:38,899 Boss, can you hear me? Over 542 00:54:41,908 --> 00:54:44,377 Boss, can you hear me? Over 543 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,888 Boss, can't you hear? Over 544 00:54:53,692 --> 00:54:56,958 How? With no antenna? 545 00:55:31,442 --> 00:55:32,374 All women fool around? 546 00:55:33,177 --> 00:55:34,303 Any young wife married to... 547 00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,369 an old man 548 00:55:35,681 --> 00:55:36,773 She is a nun if she doesn't fool around 549 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,981 Why does the husband want to find out? It's just more headache 550 00:55:40,888 --> 00:55:42,048 To save on... 551 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,350 alimony later 552 00:55:45,127 --> 00:55:46,823 Rich people are pity shrewd 553 00:55:47,263 --> 00:55:48,959 Or they won't be rich people 554 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,026 Her husband should not get uptight 555 00:55:51,335 --> 00:55:52,530 The wife's having an affair 556 00:55:52,737 --> 00:55:55,639 Is like... 557 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,172 playing a game of mahjong 558 00:56:02,116 --> 00:56:03,812 Boss, 559 00:56:03,886 --> 00:56:05,046 I haven't seen your wife yet 560 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,150 Has she gone back to her mon's? 561 00:56:12,129 --> 00:56:14,189 To play mahjong with someone? 562 00:56:18,305 --> 00:56:20,398 Damn, don't you know how to drive? 563 00:56:21,009 --> 00:56:21,976 Stopping the car in the middle of the road? 564 00:56:22,377 --> 00:56:24,938 You'll flunk all road tests... 565 00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:25,946 for sure! 566 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,084 Use the bus for the rest of your life 567 00:56:56,590 --> 00:56:59,059 She just sent the driver away Might sneak out any time 568 00:56:59,927 --> 00:57:03,125 I'll guard at the rear door Call me if anything happens 569 00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:49,453 Boss, can you hear me? Over 570 00:57:52,731 --> 00:57:54,563 Boss, can you hear me? Over 571 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,851 Damn! Don't you know how to drive? 572 01:00:42,526 --> 01:00:42,993 What's up? 573 01:00:43,061 --> 01:00:43,959 They're over there 574 01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:54,040 They've gone inside 575 01:00:57,580 --> 01:00:58,137 Together? 576 01:01:01,051 --> 01:01:02,313 All right, let's rent a room also 577 01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:14,764 What's this? 578 01:01:24,149 --> 01:01:25,241 Tell me it's not true 579 01:01:50,484 --> 01:01:51,746 You can't die before you are 80 580 01:01:52,086 --> 01:01:52,746 Why? 581 01:01:53,321 --> 01:01:56,689 Because you won't be able to pay me back 582 01:02:01,766 --> 01:02:03,825 The designs in our rooms are many and varied 583 01:02:03,902 --> 01:02:05,427 This is "Modern Times" 584 01:02:06,238 --> 01:02:07,968 "Through The Looking Glass" 585 01:02:09,075 --> 01:02:12,843 This "Enjoy Yourself Tonight" suite is taken 586 01:02:13,315 --> 01:02:14,009 Please come over here 587 01:02:15,217 --> 01:02:16,742 Taken by a man with a moustache? 588 01:02:17,453 --> 01:02:18,580 No, he is in room B3 589 01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:22,088 Let me recommend... 590 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:22,819 the room with water bed 591 01:02:23,094 --> 01:02:26,326 The sensation is like floating on water 592 01:02:26,399 --> 01:02:27,389 Why not enjoy yourself 593 01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:30,228 I know you guys like special pleasure 594 01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:32,771 How do you know? 595 01:02:34,276 --> 01:02:36,404 Both of you are not women 596 01:02:37,047 --> 01:02:39,881 Isn't that special? This way please 597 01:02:43,522 --> 01:02:45,855 You can pay when you leave 598 01:02:50,565 --> 01:02:52,192 Really comfortable? Huh? 599 01:02:59,377 --> 01:03:01,038 Never tried this before 600 01:03:04,016 --> 01:03:06,315 Quit thinking of pleasure, you kid 601 01:03:06,886 --> 01:03:08,411 You know what they say about... 602 01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,187 the wheel of fortune 603 01:03:11,093 --> 01:03:13,084 That's terrific! My fortune's been bad for the past 20 years 604 01:03:13,562 --> 01:03:15,394 If it turns, I can live it up the next 20 years 605 01:03:20,572 --> 01:03:22,130 I feel... 606 01:03:22,207 --> 01:03:23,675 this world owes me a lot 607 01:03:25,846 --> 01:03:26,676 You didn't even bring a diaper, 608 01:03:27,714 --> 01:03:28,943 when you were born! 609 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:30,543 What does this world owe you? 610 01:03:33,756 --> 01:03:34,781 Let's start working 611 01:04:05,031 --> 01:04:05,690 What are they doing? 612 01:04:08,102 --> 01:04:08,966 Playing mahjong 613 01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:11,370 Which round now? 614 01:04:13,609 --> 01:04:14,769 End of the last round 615 01:04:19,384 --> 01:04:21,478 Looks like they'll have another round 616 01:05:30,312 --> 01:05:31,405 Let's have a drink first 617 01:05:31,948 --> 01:05:32,573 Great! 618 01:05:45,934 --> 01:05:47,697 You think your old man would notice us? 619 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:51,070 Yes, if we were stocks and shares 620 01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:13,666 Cheers 621 01:06:25,419 --> 01:06:27,820 You always carry your gun, any good? 622 01:06:28,290 --> 01:06:29,189 I am... 623 01:06:29,592 --> 01:06:31,959 the best shooter on the force 624 01:06:32,296 --> 01:06:33,596 And the fastest? 625 01:06:34,499 --> 01:06:35,659 You are being neaty 626 01:06:43,344 --> 01:06:45,278 I don't understand, 627 01:06:46,582 --> 01:06:49,450 why that old man... 628 01:07:29,639 --> 01:07:30,538 What's this? 629 01:07:34,512 --> 01:07:35,639 Submarine 630 01:07:37,283 --> 01:07:38,215 Submarine? 631 01:07:58,311 --> 01:07:59,336 What's that noise? 632 01:08:01,382 --> 01:08:04,443 Don't be suspicious; let's take a bath 633 01:08:05,021 --> 01:08:05,749 O.K. 634 01:08:05,955 --> 01:08:06,580 Change the bath water 635 01:08:07,089 --> 01:08:07,818 Good 636 01:08:37,831 --> 01:08:38,297 Got it! 637 01:08:38,598 --> 01:08:39,223 I lost again 638 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500 You lost again 639 01:08:50,614 --> 01:08:51,479 Let's do it again 640 01:09:06,436 --> 01:09:07,232 Who are you? 641 01:09:08,706 --> 01:09:09,866 I am the plumber 642 01:09:09,941 --> 01:09:11,101 How come you are here then? 643 01:09:12,277 --> 01:09:14,108 Because the plumbing is here 644 01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:17,010 Don't run away 645 01:09:29,567 --> 01:09:30,499 Get up! 646 01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:33,368 What have you done? Been swimming 647 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:35,802 You too! 648 01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,976 How did this come about? 649 01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:48,989 Water bed gives you... 650 01:09:49,059 --> 01:09:50,891 the floating sensation! 651 01:09:51,196 --> 01:09:52,164 That why it's worth... 652 01:09:58,973 --> 01:09:59,701 What happened? 653 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,007 Just sleeping on water bed 654 01:10:01,443 --> 01:10:02,273 It's so horrifying! 655 01:10:03,012 --> 01:10:04,605 You'd be lucky if you don't drowned 656 01:10:20,402 --> 01:10:21,164 Mr Chen 657 01:10:27,879 --> 01:10:29,039 Go steal a car 658 01:10:32,318 --> 01:10:33,616 Give out tickets to our men 659 01:10:46,604 --> 01:10:48,539 How come you like raw carrots? 660 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,638 What else can I eat for $2 per meal? 661 01:10:52,511 --> 01:10:53,570 Don't get jumpy? 662 01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:56,443 You know too much carrots can make you... 663 01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,649 As long as you know 664 01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:09,766 Hey, watch where you're going 665 01:11:15,643 --> 01:11:17,339 Mr Chen, that's him 666 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:27,989 I'll make a phone call 667 01:11:40,777 --> 01:11:42,506 Jacky, what's the matter? 668 01:11:46,484 --> 01:11:47,280 I'll come right away 669 01:13:28,354 --> 01:13:30,983 Don't move, stop the projector, turn on the lights 670 01:13:32,026 --> 01:13:34,188 This is not the ticket office 671 01:13:34,796 --> 01:13:36,059 Don't talk, quick 672 01:13:39,636 --> 01:13:41,194 What happened? 673 01:13:53,622 --> 01:13:54,850 Live show on stage! 674 01:14:04,035 --> 01:14:07,494 This is not a blackout 675 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,938 Neither is it live show; it's a robbery! 676 01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:15,777 I want cooperation, please don't panic 677 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,080 Then nothing will happen to you 678 01:15:20,939 --> 01:15:24,137 Don't move or you'll got hurt 679 01:15:35,759 --> 01:15:38,320 Everybody stand up... 680 01:15:38,730 --> 01:15:39,822 with your hands up 681 01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:46,002 Please notice... 682 01:15:46,406 --> 01:15:48,739 the guns are real 683 01:15:49,176 --> 01:15:52,044 No need to risk your lives 684 01:16:08,603 --> 01:16:10,834 Be fast, put them in 685 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,943 It is important to be honest 686 01:16:15,879 --> 01:16:18,075 Put everything... 687 01:16:18,149 --> 01:16:19,242 you own into the bags 688 01:16:20,552 --> 01:16:24,284 I'll search a few to make sure 689 01:16:24,825 --> 01:16:29,854 If I find out there're something... 690 01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:55,120 Again the same lousy congee 691 01:16:55,366 --> 01:16:56,230 Right! 692 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,495 Get 2 bowls to the back alley 693 01:16:57,569 --> 01:16:58,263 O.K. 694 01:16:59,003 --> 01:17:00,028 Why do you like the congee here? 695 01:17:06,981 --> 01:17:08,643 Miss, hurry up! 696 01:17:08,984 --> 01:17:10,110 Better give us the money 697 01:17:10,619 --> 01:17:11,678 Don't pretend to be a fool 698 01:17:12,122 --> 01:17:13,885 Don't bother to count. All of it 699 01:17:22,468 --> 01:17:25,461 Don't play games 700 01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:27,171 Tired of living? 701 01:17:29,011 --> 01:17:29,875 Take off the jade bracelet 702 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:38,480 It won't come out 703 01:17:39,024 --> 01:17:40,013 Then chop off your hand 704 01:17:41,928 --> 01:17:43,122 Oh, no, I'll take it off 705 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:58,513 They rob, would they rape too? 706 01:17:59,518 --> 01:18:01,009 You wish 707 01:18:34,832 --> 01:18:36,630 I'll search another person now 708 01:18:37,436 --> 01:18:41,465 You'll be in trouble if you hide something 709 01:18:49,485 --> 01:18:54,789 The one standing next to the priest 710 01:18:55,593 --> 01:18:58,996 The lady next to him 711 01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:03,800 It can be rape 712 01:19:07,644 --> 01:19:10,944 That one looks cheeky 713 01:19:11,315 --> 01:19:13,915 Come forward too. Quick! 714 01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,930 Nothing; very cooperative 715 01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:51,009 Applause please 716 01:20:57,190 --> 01:20:59,523 Thank you for your cooperation. Go now 717 01:21:05,401 --> 01:21:07,996 Come over here 718 01:21:26,930 --> 01:21:30,800 What's this? 719 01:21:31,203 --> 01:21:32,602 It's a rubber band 720 01:21:34,841 --> 01:21:37,003 Have you ever played Russian Roulette? 721 01:21:38,579 --> 01:21:39,376 No 722 01:21:39,948 --> 01:21:45,820 Well, I'll show you 723 01:21:50,729 --> 01:21:51,855 Spread out, your legs 724 01:21:59,841 --> 01:22:00,705 How many cylinders are there? 725 01:22:02,445 --> 01:22:03,173 Six 726 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,244 Look, here are 3 bullets 727 01:22:12,391 --> 01:22:13,517 I'll mix them up; 728 01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:16,996 You won't know which is where 729 01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:22,933 Your left or right foot? Speak up 730 01:22:23,573 --> 01:22:24,767 I want them both 731 01:22:25,976 --> 01:22:28,445 I'll choose for you, right foot 732 01:22:28,847 --> 01:22:29,871 I need it to play right wing in soccer 733 01:22:30,949 --> 01:22:31,974 Your may switch to left wing position 734 01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:39,423 Leave us alone, 735 01:22:39,862 --> 01:22:42,764 I'll let him go if he wins 736 01:23:43,179 --> 01:23:44,807 I told you'd to play left wing 737 01:24:16,325 --> 01:24:17,587 Just go on enjoying the movie 738 01:24:17,826 --> 01:24:20,955 Don't look at us within 5 minutes 739 01:24:21,197 --> 01:24:22,096 that'll be the last thing 740 01:24:22,299 --> 01:24:23,926 you'll see 741 01:24:33,982 --> 01:24:36,508 Let's go 742 01:25:44,276 --> 01:25:45,834 Damn baldy! 743 01:25:46,546 --> 01:25:51,610 Of all cars he stole an ice-cream truck 744 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:57,525 Maybe he likes good air-conditioning 745 01:26:05,137 --> 01:26:08,232 Any question? 746 01:26:08,975 --> 01:26:09,772 No 747 01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:29,615 Welcome, everybody 748 01:27:30,786 --> 01:27:34,052 Mr and Mrs Chow will... 749 01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:36,018 present the award 750 01:27:36,226 --> 01:27:37,819 Mr Lee, 751 01:27:38,028 --> 01:27:40,122 our brave citizen 752 01:28:00,158 --> 01:28:01,352 Mr Lee, you look very familiar 753 01:28:02,227 --> 01:28:03,490 I used to be a plumber 754 01:28:03,963 --> 01:28:04,588 Oh? 755 01:28:05,733 --> 01:28:06,893 Mr Lee, a speech? 756 01:28:10,171 --> 01:28:13,300 I just hope all our citizens will... 757 01:28:13,376 --> 01:28:15,038 cooperate with the police 758 01:28:15,312 --> 01:28:17,645 Remember, the police are your friends 759 01:28:17,849 --> 01:28:19,373 they are your close friends 760 01:28:19,917 --> 01:28:23,582 Together we take a gaint step forward 761 01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:33,635 Why is there so much deceit? 762 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:37,539 Why is happiness not shared? 763 01:28:38,043 --> 01:28:42,777 Why is the dripping water the only consistent thing? 764 01:28:43,350 --> 01:28:52,455 Shortsighted are the social climbers 765 01:28:52,729 --> 01:28:56,097 Gloating with self-importance! 766 01:28:56,467 --> 01:29:01,532 Little do they know the castle's made of sand 767 01:29:02,442 --> 01:29:10,784 It's all ordained. What's yours is yours 768 01:29:11,087 --> 01:29:13,687 What's not, is not 769 01:29:23,403 --> 01:29:24,701 Ever seen those two... 770 01:29:24,939 --> 01:29:26,497 after they quit? 771 01:29:27,008 --> 01:29:30,103 They haven't visited you... 772 01:29:30,313 --> 01:29:31,837 for some time 773 01:29:38,591 --> 01:29:42,528 Jacky, do you think I am mean 774 01:29:43,830 --> 01:29:44,661 No 775 01:29:53,210 --> 01:29:54,609 When was... 776 01:29:55,212 --> 01:29:57,306 your last raise? 777 01:29:59,285 --> 01:30:00,843 I don't think you ever gave me one 778 01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:16,005 We have to advertise for two new assistants 779 01:30:17,142 --> 01:30:19,475 No! Kids nowadays are too smart 780 01:30:19,546 --> 01:30:20,513 They'd for a month or 2, 781 01:30:20,780 --> 01:30:22,305 then quit 782 01:30:22,616 --> 01:30:24,584 Better think of another way 783 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,584 How? You can't even walk 784 01:30:29,292 --> 01:30:29,951 Why not? 785 01:30:32,429 --> 01:30:40,168 Hold this, look, how's this? 786 01:30:58,464 --> 01:30:59,431 Tell me it's not true 787 01:31:21,195 --> 01:31:22,822 Consultation fee is $200 per hour 788 01:31:23,030 --> 01:31:24,999 It's deductible if we got a deal 789 01:31:26,869 --> 01:31:28,097 Have a piece of candy 790 01:31:31,475 --> 01:31:34,138 In our prefession, connections are important 791 01:31:37,216 --> 01:31:40,414 I shook hands with the former police commissioner 792 01:31:43,926 --> 01:31:45,393 Please start from the beginning 793 01:31:46,996 --> 01:31:47,985 He never did need... 794 01:31:48,231 --> 01:31:50,029 a secretary 795 01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:52,128 Then, 796 01:31:52,671 --> 01:31:54,571 he hired one 797 01:31:54,973 --> 01:31:56,441 Then I get suspicious 798 01:32:03,017 --> 01:32:03,847 Excuse me 799 01:32:04,787 --> 01:32:08,189 Boss well, have a piece of candy 800 01:32:11,762 --> 01:32:12,957 Starting your business with... 801 01:32:13,031 --> 01:32:13,690 this small space? 802 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,568 Why not? 803 01:32:16,102 --> 01:32:18,833 With a couple of fake credentials, no one can tell 804 01:32:19,306 --> 01:32:20,398 In a short while, business will pick up 805 01:32:23,044 --> 01:32:24,376 Business has been slow already 806 01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:25,812 Now with you next door 807 01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,675 We will just starve together 808 01:32:28,218 --> 01:32:31,848 It's still better than just the two of us starving 809 01:32:33,592 --> 01:32:36,027 Let's cooperate, and talk about the terms 810 01:32:36,663 --> 01:32:40,430 Why should I? I know all you know 811 01:32:41,402 --> 01:32:44,999 But you don't know what I know 812 01:33:12,778 --> 01:33:13,506 Boss! 813 01:33:17,785 --> 01:33:20,482 Is it a 50-50 deal? 814 01:33:30,868 --> 01:33:34,636 But at least 2 days off every week 815 01:33:35,008 --> 01:33:36,202 Why so many days off? 816 01:33:37,578 --> 01:33:40,844 So I can play mahjong with Jacky! 817 01:33:47,891 --> 01:33:50,827 We the poor working people 818 01:33:51,162 --> 01:33:54,622 Getting ulcers, running around 819 01:33:55,035 --> 01:33:58,836 Chicken feed is our reward 820 01:33:59,073 --> 01:34:00,939 Rough deal is what we get 821 01:34:03,813 --> 01:34:06,783 The boss is ever ready to explode 822 01:34:06,851 --> 01:34:09,878 His barks are long, his face longer 823 01:34:10,722 --> 01:34:14,523 When we ask for a raise 824 01:34:14,828 --> 01:34:16,819 Brother, you're in for a treat 825 01:34:20,502 --> 01:34:23,905 Working like a dog 826 01:34:24,174 --> 01:34:27,872 Things keep on going wrong 827 01:34:28,079 --> 01:34:31,675 Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up? 828 01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:35,650 At least making our effort worthwhile 829 01:34:35,856 --> 01:34:37,084 it's tit for tat, 830 01:34:37,324 --> 01:34:42,958 tat for tit 831 01:34:43,132 --> 01:34:45,601 We the poor working people 832 01:34:46,036 --> 01:34:49,564 Slaves to money for life 833 01:34:49,942 --> 01:34:53,845 Our misery, it's unspeakable 834 01:34:54,047 --> 01:34:56,380 But we don't take it for granted 835 01:35:15,242 --> 01:35:18,701 Happiness is not ours to share 836 01:35:18,948 --> 01:35:22,783 Sufferings are our to bear 837 01:35:23,019 --> 01:35:26,717 A little more is a little more. We care 838 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:30,623 At least making our effort worthwhile 839 01:35:30,697 --> 01:35:32,130 it's tit for tat, 840 01:35:32,198 --> 01:35:37,968 tat for tit 841 01:35:38,273 --> 01:35:40,834 We the poor working people 842 01:35:41,210 --> 01:35:44,612 Slaves to money for life 843 01:35:45,116 --> 01:35:49,053 Our misery, it's unspeakable 844 01:35:49,288 --> 01:35:51,382 But we don't take it for granted53748

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