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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:28,794 Act three finale. 2 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,496 FBI, kills bigfoot. 3 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,097 Action! Get on the ground. 4 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:33,198 I'm not bigfoot. Get down. 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,566 I'm not bigfoot. Don't shoot. 6 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,135 Get down. 7 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,203 Wait a minute, where the hell is the creature? 8 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,490 Oh, boy. 9 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,327 What the hell. 10 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,531 Hey, there, buddy? 11 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,666 Looks like I caught you in the middle 12 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,234 of your morning bath. 13 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,370 Well, what the... no, no, that's all right. 14 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,172 I'll just head further downstream. 15 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,308 What the fuck! 16 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,509 Run. 17 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:54,613 Help! Help! 18 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,417 Help! 19 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,252 Bigfoot's after me! 20 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,253 Help! 21 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,399 Bigfoot! Run! 22 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,400 Hey, man. 23 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,401 I'm tying a knot here. 24 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,402 Dude, we got to run. 25 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,537 Bigfoot's coming. 26 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,272 Actually, you've got to run. 27 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,507 I'm first nations. 28 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,275 I've got no beef with hairy man. 29 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,276 What? 30 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,578 Get out of here, man. 31 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,213 Help! 32 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,249 Bigfoot's after me! 33 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,224 Son of a bitch, that hurts. 34 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,526 That was a good one. 35 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:43,762 Yeah, we really got him good, bro. 36 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:47,466 One less weekend warrior in our trout waters. 37 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:50,502 Man, is this suit getting tired. 38 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,837 Yeah, I caught it on a stick. 39 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:52,905 I almost ripped the whole damn thing off 40 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:54,506 along with my ball sack. 41 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,541 I think we're going to need 42 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:56,675 to get a new one. 43 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,776 No, we can probably fix it up 44 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,278 a few more times. 45 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,415 Man, that guy fuckin' lost it. 46 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,284 It's pretty awesome. 47 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,318 And that last line of yours, 48 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,753 "you're trespassing," 49 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,454 that is hysterical, man. 50 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,656 Yes. 51 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,824 You're a quarter white, man, lighten up. 52 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,628 There's not gonna be any fish 53 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,564 for the next few hundred yards, at least. 54 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,898 Yeah, but I got him way before the meat hole, 55 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,266 so we're good from there up. 56 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,634 Cool, because grandma wants me 57 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,369 to bring home a bunch of fish. 58 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,905 What, no catch and release, Mr. purist? 59 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:27,906 Not today. 60 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:28,941 Not today. 61 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,613 David? 62 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:39,551 David. 63 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,586 Are you here? 64 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,767 David? 65 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,959 I hope he remembers to bring fish back for our guest. 66 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,311 Oh, shit. 67 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,546 Don't look at 'em. 68 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,581 Well, that's him. 69 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,483 That's the kid. 70 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,651 Tell him about bigfoot. 71 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,885 Hey, art, what's up? 72 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,720 Now, tell him about bigfoot. 73 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:49,921 I'm sorry, sir. 74 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,023 We just saw a crazy guy 75 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,457 running down the stream. 76 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,692 You looked pretty crazy. Yeah. 77 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,460 Who the hell are you? 78 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,762 Steve jobs. 79 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,829 Oh, come on, kid. 80 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,031 The creature chased me 81 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,499 from half a mile down the river. 82 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:04,336 What'd you call him, hairy man? 83 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,437 Whoa, man. 84 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,772 That's enough. Tell him! 85 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,440 What do you say we release David? 86 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,741 No! What do you say we go down 87 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,310 to the station... I'm the president 88 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,944 of first freaking bank, for Christ's sake. 89 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,846 And If you give us a full report, I'll... 90 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,882 Tell him what you saw out there. 91 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,450 I'm sorry. We just saw a crazy guy 92 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:21,320 messing up our fishing. Let him go. 93 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,455 All right, probably seen a bear. 94 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,623 It wasn't a bear. 95 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,058 Okay. It wasn't a bear. 96 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,927 You two, take off, and I'll go find bigfoot. 97 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,062 Hairy man! 98 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:31,563 Hairy man. 99 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,765 I'll get you some dry clothes, some food, 100 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:37,469 and maybe a sedative. 101 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:05,964 Whoa! 102 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,458 Hey, Sarah, what are you doing tonight? 103 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,693 Nothing with you. 104 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,128 Hi, David. 105 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,630 Sarah. 106 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,632 Bitch! Dude. 107 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,167 She's like the last single girl in town. 108 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,468 That's because she's a bitch. 109 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,137 That's because you're an idiot. 110 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,674 God, it was such a good day today, bro. 111 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,042 We scared the hell out of that tourist. 112 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,043 Uh-hmm. 113 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,583 It's just like I was never gone. 114 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,654 What? 115 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,856 It's cool to scare a couple of tourists, 116 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,124 but neither one of us can afford 117 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,592 to get arrested, again. 118 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,428 Relax, man. Nobody knows It's us. 119 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,063 We're not going to get caught. 120 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,433 Rodney, you should know better than anybody, 121 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,202 there are no secrets in this town. 122 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:20,906 Look who's talking, slut. 123 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,041 How's fishing today? 124 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,209 Pretty good. 125 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,478 Okay. Rodney, I have five first timers 126 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,779 thrashing on the river today, 127 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,215 and I know I still got more fish than you did. 128 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,751 Bullshit. 129 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,754 You know, geniuses, it is fire season. 130 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,888 David, why do you hang out with this punk? 131 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,089 He just makes you stupid. 132 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,591 I'll beat you stupid, rc. 133 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,760 Sit down, Rodney. I'm just fucking with you. 134 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,695 Here. What is this? 135 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,598 That was my Chai. 136 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,600 Thanks for that. It's moose urine. 137 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,814 Hi, grandma Ottertale. 138 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,783 Hi. 139 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,618 I'll see you tomorrow morning. 140 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,220 I can't. Helping my dad all day. 141 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,989 Whatever. More fish for me. 142 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,691 Yeah, you're gonna get bored when you don't catch anything, 143 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,992 and you're going to be home early. 144 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,826 No. 145 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,266 Did you catch any fish? 146 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,634 Of course. 147 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,603 Did you see anything interesting? 148 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,770 No. 149 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,807 Nothing out of the ordinary. Why? 150 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,843 I've seen an orb last night. 151 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,844 You mean one of the "bright lights" 152 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,979 that people talk about 153 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,280 after spending too much time 154 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,648 in the sweat lodge? 155 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,817 Yes. It was a green one. 156 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,986 They always come first. 157 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,288 No orbs, grandma. 158 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,690 Okay. 159 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,992 Good luck. 160 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,906 I brought home a whole bag of fresh trout, 161 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,175 and we're eating frozen fish sticks. 162 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,545 They're for company. 163 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,782 What company? 164 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,187 What are you doing? 165 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,824 Looking for orbs. 166 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,693 Come on, grandma, you have to eat 167 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,894 before you take your heart medicine. 168 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,697 That's probably why you're seeing orbs. 169 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:29,334 I'm seeing orbs because something is gonna happen. 170 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,970 Eat your dinner, please. 171 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,672 Okay. 172 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,043 I got it. 173 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:43,815 Hey, art. 174 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,317 David. 175 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,820 Hello, Louise. 176 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,956 Hey, Arthur. Do you want to come in? 177 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,124 No, thanks. I have a lot on my plate tonight. 178 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,159 Uh-hmm. 179 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,027 Did you see any orbs? 180 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,596 Not lately. 181 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,331 I saw a green one last night. 182 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,332 Really, what time? 183 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:04,202 What's up, art? 184 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,005 You know, I don't think 185 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,741 bill was hallucinating out there today. 186 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,876 I don't know. 187 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:12,877 City guy, 188 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,379 not used to the fresh air. 189 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,715 Probably saw a bear. 190 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,317 You know, that's what I thought also 191 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:23,788 until he mentioned a hairy man, David. 192 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,223 You saw a hairy man? 193 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,658 No, grandma. 194 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,393 Just some crazy tourist hallucinating 195 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,728 thought he saw him. 196 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,029 He probably did 197 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,665 because he's already here. 198 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,101 You know, why don't you and Rodney do me a favor 199 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,938 and just take it easy for a while. 200 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,906 I really don't want to have to launch 201 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,409 a formal investigation. 202 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,913 Good night, Louise. 203 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,281 Good night, Arthur. 204 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,184 Come again real soon. 205 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,352 Night, art. 206 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,925 God, you're rude. 207 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:36,461 What the hell is that? 208 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,029 It's cold. 209 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,164 Something's gonna bite me. 210 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,366 You are such as wuss. 211 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,871 You have got to be kidding me. 212 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,474 Bite you, there's nothing in here 213 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,476 but trout and me, they won't bite. 214 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,744 No. 215 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,413 I'm not bored, Rodney. 216 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,284 Would you prefer a sponge bath, princess? 217 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,719 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 218 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,420 Get in this river, you stink. 219 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,755 I do not. 220 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,859 I can't do this. 221 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,734 Well, howdy there, stranger. 222 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,168 Oh, hey, 223 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,169 I'm sorry, 224 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,004 I didn't see you there. 225 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,272 Uh-huh. 226 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,341 How are they biting? 227 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,843 Few little ones. 228 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,211 Nothing to write home about. 229 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,881 You must be using the wrong pattern. 230 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,783 Let me take a look. 231 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,518 What? Okay. 232 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,819 Of course. 233 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,193 Cadis fly? 234 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,862 Really? 235 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,064 Dude, It's all nymphs right now. 236 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,165 Nymphs, huh? 237 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,433 Here. 238 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:52,137 Let me see what we have here. 239 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,209 Here we go. 240 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,245 This is ought to do it. 241 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,347 You do like nymphs, don't you? 242 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,415 I love nymphs. 243 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,792 Give me your rod. What? 244 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,895 You can't catch a big fish unless you're naked. 245 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,497 So If I don't get anything on this next cast, 246 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,432 I'm gonna have to take my skirt off. 247 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,867 Okay. 248 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,938 Told you. 249 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,142 You do this often? 250 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,213 What? 251 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,048 Fish naked. 252 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,985 Among other things. 253 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,587 Hey, I didn't... I didn't catch your name. 254 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,055 Amy. 255 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,491 Come on over after you lose my fish. 256 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,828 Naked hippie chick telling me not to lose my fish? 257 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,933 Damn it. 258 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,100 Told you. 259 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,244 Enjoy the show? 260 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,313 I was fishing, I wasn't spying. 261 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,281 Oh, relax, Jen. 262 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,050 It's not the first time someone will masturbate 263 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,251 to the thought of my wet, naked body. 264 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,319 Amy. I was... 265 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,021 Relax, both of you. 266 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,457 Totally innocent encounter. 267 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,125 Nice gear. 268 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,126 All right. Come on. 269 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,261 It's almost lunchtime. 270 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,498 Ladies first. 271 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,376 Home sweet home. 272 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,377 What do you think? 273 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,411 What's this? 274 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,412 Home. 275 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,081 Since when? 276 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,149 Oh, Jen and I graduated last month 277 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:48,152 and decided to go minimalist instead of entering the machine. 278 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,188 Minimalist, huh? 279 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,457 So, what did you two study to drive you out here? 280 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,659 Amy, philosophy, me, mathematics. 281 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,363 And I wanted to explore my roots as well. 282 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,298 Nice satellite dish. 283 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,033 It's just for Internet access. 284 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,935 We don't believe in television. 285 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,904 Okay. Okay. 286 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:15,313 You guys aren't exactly roughing it. 287 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,048 No one said you had to be uncomfortable 288 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,182 to commune with nature. 289 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,018 Communing. Yeah. 290 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,520 You're just a regular pocahontas. 291 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,558 Oh, I like your landscaping. 292 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,559 Oh, really? 293 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,229 You like our landscaping? 294 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,699 Yeah, I don't think you can handle our landscaping. 295 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,167 Oh, please. 296 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,636 I can handle your landscaping. 297 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,244 I saw the first star. 298 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,279 I get to make a wish. 299 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,416 Do you think there's alien usses 300 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,418 on another planet 301 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,420 somewhere out there looking at us 302 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,956 and wondering If there are other people in the universe? 303 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,457 Cliche. I feel so small 304 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,092 and insignificant 305 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,227 when I look at the stars. 306 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,063 Cliche, cliche 307 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,465 you are. 308 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,634 Don't be insulting. 309 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,069 I'm serious. 310 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,603 So am I. 311 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,707 We are insignificant, but who cares? 312 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,442 When you're insignificant, 313 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,244 you don't have any heavy responsibilities to worry about. 314 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,584 What? 315 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,153 Listen to you, guys. 316 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,689 Come on, I'm the one with a degree in philosophy, 317 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,492 and you don't hear me getting all metaphysical 318 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,259 and ruining a perfectly delightful evening. 319 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,161 Be nice. 320 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,497 Okay. Why do you think we're here? 321 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,101 I don't know, and really, I don't care. 322 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,635 Philosophy is crap. 323 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,270 It's not crap. 324 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,272 Not crap. 325 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,608 Yes, it is. 326 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,410 Don't you go to school or something? 327 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,379 Why should I? 328 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,614 I mean, your degrees aren't doing you much good. 329 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,183 That's not true! 330 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,487 You're a liar. That's not true. 331 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,323 Oh, shit, I got to go. 332 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,093 Aw, does little Davie have a curfew? 333 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,429 I got to go check on my grandma. 334 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,531 You have two beautiful, 335 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,733 horny women alone in the woods, 336 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,169 and you really want to go check on "grandma"? 337 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,038 We're lonely. 338 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,807 Look, If I don't give my grandma her medicine, she won't take it. 339 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,109 Suit yourself. I understand. 340 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,278 We might be too much for you. 341 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,647 We don't have to torture him this much. 342 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,049 But It's so fun. 343 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,119 He has to take care of his grandmother. 344 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,721 Oh, wait, I'm horny. 345 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,322 David, wait a minute. 346 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,391 David, David, wait a second. 347 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,061 Look, I really need to check on my grandma. 348 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,262 It's cool. 349 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,830 Amy's a terrible tease. 350 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,365 Really? 351 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,699 Okay. Actually, she's not a tease, 352 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,635 she'd probably follow through. 353 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,204 Yeah, that makes me feel so much better. 354 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,572 Don't worry, we're not going anywhere. 355 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,307 Just come back the day after tomorrow. 356 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,642 What's wrong with tomorrow? 357 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,278 We have to go into town for supplies. 358 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,246 Come here. 359 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,650 Now take care of grandma. 360 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,418 Right. 361 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,786 Grandma. 362 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,123 Medicine. 363 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,527 She probably won't die If she just misses one. 364 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,733 Oh, no. 365 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,374 Hey, art, where the hell are you? 366 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,814 Oh, hey, David. 367 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,649 Hey, art. 368 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,218 What's up? 369 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,653 Oh, just dropped by to check in. 370 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,622 Why? 371 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,594 You know, just making my rounds. 372 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,131 See you later, Louise. 373 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,765 Yeah, bye, Arthur. 374 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,602 Oh, here, your badge. 375 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,306 Hey, art, 376 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,875 think you better get over here. 377 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,925 Why are you wearing your robe? 378 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,793 I took my medicine. 379 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:27,365 That's great, grandma. 380 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,700 What was art doing here so late? 381 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,569 He's just checking on me. 382 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,504 I'm gonna sleep here tonight. 383 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,872 Why? 384 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,675 I'm looking for orbs. 385 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,851 Are you sure you not taking too much of your medicine? 386 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,885 Yes. 387 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,554 Smells like you are. 388 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,422 Did you get any fish? 389 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,890 Yes. 390 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,360 Just double checking. 391 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,430 What? 392 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,499 What are you doing? 393 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,301 Feeding hairy man. 394 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,539 Let's go to bed, grandma. 395 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,710 I'm sleeping here tonight in case orbs come. 396 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,346 Grandma, It's gonna be cold tonight, 397 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,747 and I won't be able to sleep 398 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,283 If I think you're out here freezing to death. 399 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,453 I won't freeze If you give me my blanket back. 400 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,888 Come on. 401 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,627 Shit. 402 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,465 You treat me like a little girl. 403 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,667 I'm sorry, grandma. 404 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,884 You really like messing with people, don't you? 405 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,019 What do you mean? 406 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,388 You know what I mean. David. 407 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,657 He looked like he was gonna explode when he left here. 408 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,726 It's good to keep guys guessing. 409 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,827 Guessing? 410 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,029 He's probably lying in bed 411 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,664 imagining the two of us 412 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,600 in the throes of crazy lesbian sex. 413 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,305 I'd hate to let the little guy down. 414 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,574 No, no, no, no, no. 415 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,575 Nice try. 416 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,443 Head games with guys, fine, 417 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,012 but not with me. 418 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,580 I got to pee. 419 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,584 You want to explore your roots with David. 420 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,619 Maybe. 421 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,856 She better not be thinking about experimenting. 422 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,624 It's really bad enough I have to deal with bugs 423 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:38,496 and snakes, and other creepy-crawly shit. 424 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:56,080 I'm tired, Ames, stop messing around. 425 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,582 I'm serious. 426 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,051 Amy, It's not polite 427 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,520 to shine a light on someone when they're peeing. 428 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,922 Thank you. 429 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,633 When did you get the green flashlight? 430 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:16,801 What? 431 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,569 You know, 432 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,106 the green light you were shining on me when I was peeing. 433 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,108 What are you talking about? 434 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,078 You weren't shining a green light on me? 435 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,580 I told you that was strong stuff. 436 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,614 Stop messing with me. 437 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,982 I didn't smoke that much. 438 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,352 I think you did. 439 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,387 Seriously, you're not messing with me? 440 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,923 No. 441 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,359 That is some good landscaping. 442 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,827 Mm-hmm. 443 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,452 Watch those raccoons, grandma. 444 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:10,454 I might be late. Okay. 445 00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,956 You'll take your medicine, right? 446 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,657 Okay. 447 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:16,794 What? 448 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,062 Oh, aren't you going to wish 449 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,131 you came fishing with me yesterday. 450 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:23,134 Better than slave laboring with my dad? 451 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,549 Ow! Get out. 452 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,550 Why? 453 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,951 Get the fuck out. 454 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,887 You're smoking herb with not one but two 455 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,523 hot, naked hippie chicks all day and you ask me why? 456 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,758 You should've called me, you asshole. 457 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,859 Ugh! 458 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,960 Ow, frick you, man. 459 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:50,961 Yeah, it burns. 460 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,863 I didn't have a phone. 461 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,226 Well, then you should've found one. 462 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,070 Seriously, dude, what the fuck? 463 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,006 You lucky bastard. 464 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:06,510 That's like... that's like "penthouse" forum shit. 465 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,946 It really wasn't that exciting. 466 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,649 What, you didn't seal the deal? No. 467 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,517 I had to make sure my grandma took her medicine. 468 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,920 Oh, man. Your priorities are so messed up. 469 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,155 Okay, whatever. No. 470 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,924 Okay, where are we going? 471 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,225 You mean before we go back and visit 472 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,828 your soon to be ex-girlfriends? 473 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:26,163 They're in town today. Shit. 474 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,732 Okay. We'll go to South fork. 475 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,035 South fork? 476 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,904 The fishing sucks, and It's full of tourists. 477 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,139 Exactly. 478 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,008 Time to generate some media cred. 479 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,478 Oh, you're good, you. 480 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,056 Man, you are a mess. 481 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,891 - Rc. - Yeah, Bob. 482 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,659 Hey, rc, I'm kind of hung-up here. 483 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,994 Could you give me a hand? 484 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,696 You know, Bob, part of being a fly-fisherman 485 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,698 is learning how to get yourself untangled there. 486 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,767 I'd cut you loose, but I'd be doing you a disservice. 487 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,135 Hey, rc. 488 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,805 Any luck today? 489 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,274 Man, these are gonna be so great on mugbook. 490 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,210 Never mind. 491 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,879 Yeah. Hey, It's good to see you're not joined 492 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,847 to the hip with that criminal, David. 493 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,282 Come on, man. 494 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:19,984 That was a bullshit charge, 495 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,218 and you know it. 496 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,219 Yeah, bullshit charge. 497 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,888 He steals art's patrol car 498 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:24,922 and drives through the post office, 499 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,824 and that's a bullshit charge. 500 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,126 No one saw him. Yeah, okay. 501 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,861 Hey, David, when are you coming by the shop? 502 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,763 I'm out of stimulators, parachutes, 503 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,165 wooly buggers, and I'm low on everything else. 504 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,834 Next couple of days? Okay. 505 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,903 What the hell is that? 506 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,271 Hairy man. 507 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,243 Oh, shit. David, really? 508 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,213 You might know him as bigfoot. 509 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,148 Hey, where you going? 510 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,950 Fishing. 511 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:56,587 Fish are all too scared down here. Later, rc. 512 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,155 Seriously, we just saw bigfoot 513 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,890 - on the north fork river. - South fork. 514 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,891 South fork river. 515 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,793 We got a photo of it. 516 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,228 Yes, that's right, Chet. 517 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,797 We are live with tonight's big story. 518 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,966 Bigfoot on the South fork river. 519 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,101 We wanna show you a very dramatic photograph 520 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,604 that was just taken hours ago. Take a look. 521 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,805 Now, it is blurry... 522 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:17,808 Hey, grandma. 523 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:20,010 Some kind of creature... 524 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,211 What are you watching? 525 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,813 News. 526 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,349 Tourists think they saw a bigfoot. 527 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,619 Holy shit. 528 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,354 - No. - Charlie Murphy. 529 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,790 Charlie Murphy, you were the one responsible. 530 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,326 Now that looks like a very fancy piece of equipment. 531 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:37,161 With no due respect, sir, 532 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,731 why is this photo so blurry? 533 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:44,635 Well, the... I had on a really wide lens, 534 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,805 and the creature, this big hairy thing 535 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,640 looked and moved more like an ape than a man. 536 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,609 He was really way upstream 537 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,277 and I might have had the... I might have knocked 538 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,679 the auto-focus off in the excitement, 539 00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,748 but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get my really long lens, 540 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,283 and I'm gonna come back out here every day 541 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,118 until I get a better picture. Every day? 542 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,786 Now, why would you want to be out here every day? 543 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,954 To get a better picture. 544 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,657 What a douche bag. 545 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,774 How close are we getting? 546 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,276 Right up around the bend, just chill. 547 00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,178 Nice. 548 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,847 I said chill. 549 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,419 They were in the middle of the stream 550 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,154 just off that little path by the rock. 551 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,355 Well, they're not there now. 552 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,757 What are you fellas looking for? 553 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,291 Oh, Amy, Jen. We were just... 554 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,127 Hoping to find her naked in the river? 555 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,995 Yes. No. 556 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,333 This is Rodney. What's up, ladies? 557 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,968 Wow. 558 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,369 A new fan. 559 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,304 I hope you're not too disappointed, Rodney. 560 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,706 Of course not. 561 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,307 You know, David, this makes two strikes. 562 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,143 What do you mean? 563 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,045 Well, you didn't come by yesterday. 564 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,682 Jen and I just had to satisfy each other. 565 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,084 Jen said you guys were going into town. 566 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,886 Silly, silly boy. 567 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,954 And today, you brought a friend without our permission. 568 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,990 I'm Rodney. 569 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,358 Okay, I'm Rodney. 570 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,193 Amy. And this is Jen. 571 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,895 Nice to meet you. 572 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:18,996 Doesn't look like those lines 573 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,464 have been in the water yet. 574 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,333 Since you're not fishing, 575 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:24,968 you can help us with our laundry. 576 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,005 I'm not really a laundry guy. 577 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,007 Oh, really? That's too bad. 578 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:32,443 I haven't taken off everything I need to wash just yet. 579 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,130 Nice to see you hardly working, Rodney. 580 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,431 Well, I'm keeping busy. 581 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,433 I see that. 582 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:59,203 David understands how to treat women. 583 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:03,006 We can be very grateful to men like him. 584 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,374 Hey, David. 585 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,844 Do you mind washing this, too? 586 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,450 May I have my vest back? 587 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,519 No. 588 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,521 So, David, 589 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,423 you're first nations, right? 590 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,424 Mostly. 591 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,893 Mostly? 592 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:26,964 My grandfather's white, but I never met him. 593 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,232 Why? 594 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,800 Damn girl, you're nosy. 595 00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,068 I'm sorry. I can't help it. 596 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,469 I was raised in the city. 597 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,371 I'm guessing it wasn't the projects. 598 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:37,808 What tribe do you belong to? 599 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:42,146 Actually, I don't know anything about my heritage. 600 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,015 Do you wanna hear my story? 601 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,383 Yeah, please. 602 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,919 Here we go. 603 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,421 My grandfather was a rodeo clown 604 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:54,458 with a penchant for four-legged companionship. 605 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:59,129 He met an untimely demise when he was crushed by a bull. 606 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,430 My mother got knocked up 607 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,000 by her university first nations t.A. 608 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,902 Freshman year of college. 609 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,303 As soon as I was born, 610 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,906 they split for an ashram in France. 611 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:11,175 My childhood was typical. 612 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,944 Trout fishing and sweat lodges. 613 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:16,180 Each spring, we'd migrate down to the lowlands 614 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,015 where we would trap moose 615 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,150 and dance naked under the lunar eclipses 616 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,853 committing pagan acts of defiance. 617 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:25,289 Pretty standard first nations stuff, really. 618 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,158 He's jerking your chain, Jen. 619 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,393 Don't mock him, Amy. 620 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,862 It's all true. Right. 621 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,431 It is. Seriously, It's all true. 622 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:37,601 Trapping moose? 623 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,838 My grandfather was a rodeo clown who got crushed by a bull. 624 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,072 Should've known. 625 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:46,443 I'm afraid that's actually true. 626 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,378 That's so sad. 627 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,449 Your life is the weirdest. 628 00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,990 Hey, David. 629 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,925 Damn, you are such a tease. 630 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,160 Woo. 631 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:05,362 God, you guys did a terrible job washing. 632 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,598 Still smells like a bag of assholes. 633 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,400 I don't think It's your clothes. 634 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,236 I think something died in the woods. 635 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,570 Gross. 636 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,016 - Dude. - I told you. 637 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,219 Oh, so you don't want us for our bodies, just our pot? 638 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,487 Both, please. 639 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,559 So, what are these orb things? 640 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,960 I don't know. 641 00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:38,896 Like I said, I've never seen one. 642 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,198 Is it like "close encounters" kind of stuff 643 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,033 or like "x-files" kind of stuff? 644 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,002 They're described as glowing balls of light 645 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,004 that move through the sky. 646 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,205 What color are they? 647 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,340 Why are you so interested? 648 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,309 I thought Amy was shining a flashlight on me 649 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,511 when I was peeing after you left the other day. 650 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,680 She said I was hallucinating. 651 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,049 You think it was an orb? 652 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,484 Could be. 653 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,220 But most people that claim to have seen them 654 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:06,089 are hallucinating on a pretty regular basis. 655 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,258 Great. 656 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,061 Oh. 657 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,229 Wow. 658 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,965 I like these. 659 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,366 Mine. 660 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,035 Really? 661 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,038 Amy likes to go commando. 662 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,974 This is incredible. 663 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,409 What did I tell you? 664 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,010 Got something out of my studies. 665 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,112 A little minor in horticulture. 666 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,681 Why don't you guys stick around for dinner? 667 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:32,649 We can get baked and tell ufo stories. 668 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,351 Works for me. 669 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:42,592 Then the hairy, grotesque arm 670 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:46,596 reached under her covers to her milky white breast. 671 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,400 She tried to scream out 672 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,270 but was overcome by his extraterrestrial lust 673 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,006 being telepathically projected into her mind, 674 00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:58,575 and she gratefully... Oh, man. 675 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,143 That is worse than ghost stories 676 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,146 I heard at middle school sleepovers. 677 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,518 It's kind of spooky. 678 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:11,321 I got to pee. 679 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,267 Hello, trusty rock. 680 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,380 Come on, guys, a little privacy. 681 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,285 Jeez, Louise, turn off the flashlight! 682 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,157 How are you doing that? 683 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,775 Better ghost story than you thought it was. 684 00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:07,344 I saw an orb. 685 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,212 You didn't see the lights? 686 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,281 No, no lights. 687 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,717 I think you might have been hallucinating again, sweetheart. 688 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,419 Bullshit. Your shit isn't that good. 689 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,287 I'm freaking out here. 690 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,688 We're living out in the middle of nowhere, 691 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,158 and I'm getting buzzed by alien orbs. 692 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,560 Was it threatening? 693 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,829 Yeah, it hovered over me while I was peeing. 694 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,565 I'd hover over you peeing, while you were peeing. 695 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,500 Shut up, Rodney. 696 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,403 I'm going to bed. 697 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,704 Bedtime. 698 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,274 Alone. 699 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,153 No, man, I'm good. 700 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,659 Denied, huh? 701 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,794 They're city girls. 702 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:02,299 We're just not real options for them. 703 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,367 I'm not willing to give up that easily, buddy. 704 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:07,671 I never said anything about giving up. 705 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,873 That's what I'm talking about. 706 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,341 Boom. Yeah. 707 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,642 That's good shit. 708 00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:15,312 Sure got Jen all freaked out. 709 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,713 I don't know. 710 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,483 I was watching her, and I don't think 711 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,152 she took a real drag all night. 712 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,653 What, you think she faked it? 713 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,423 She seemed like she was really freaked. 714 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,325 She probably just saw an owl. 715 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,260 Chicks are crazy. 716 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:31,261 Yeah. 717 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,296 I don't know. 718 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,299 Grandma said she saw one last night. 719 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:39,336 Bro, with all due respect, 720 00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:42,506 your grandma is crazier than bat-shit pancakes. 721 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,512 I think It's time for hairy man 722 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,515 to pay our new friends a visit. 723 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,717 Man, Jen gets scared again 724 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,686 and I think she's just gone. 725 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,456 So, you don't think the chance of a three-way 726 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,858 in the woods is worth the risk? 727 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,894 Think about it. 728 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:05,695 Huh? 729 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:09,900 Well, when you put it that way, it might work. 730 00:36:09,902 --> 00:36:12,335 Yeah, you bet your ass it'll work, man. 731 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,405 As soon as they see hairy man, they're going to be so grateful 732 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:16,773 for your protection, 733 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:19,543 they're going to be like, "uhhhhh!" 734 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,811 Am I right? Oh, yeah. 735 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381 Squid. 736 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,715 Really? 737 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,756 All right. See you tomorrow. 738 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,586 Did you catch any fish? 739 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,754 Oh, shit! 740 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,625 Did you trip? 741 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,726 Yes, grandma. 742 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,995 I tripped. 743 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,265 Why the hell are you sitting in the dark? 744 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:18,535 I'm watching orbs. 745 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,671 Great. More orbs. 746 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,673 No, just one. 747 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,408 You saw another orb? 748 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,710 Mm-hmm. 749 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:30,247 I like the blue ones. 750 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:32,616 What time did you see it? 751 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,651 Just a few hours ago. 752 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:38,288 It just zipped by like it was scared. 753 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,490 A scared orb? 754 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,259 Mm-hmm. 755 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,928 I can't see anything with the light on. 756 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:52,602 So, did you and Rodney get laid tonight? 757 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,538 Grandma! 758 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,706 No. 759 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,508 Oh. 760 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,677 Maybe next time. 761 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,812 You both could use it. 762 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,455 Just make sure you keep taking your meds, Louise. 763 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,623 I will. 764 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,996 Hey, grandma, I just need to ask 765 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,531 the doctor a couple of questions. 766 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,633 I'm fine. 767 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,834 Why don't you freshen up 768 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,469 and I'll meet you in the lobby? 769 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:27,971 Fine, I get it. 770 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,939 Don't let him commit me, okay, Sharon? 771 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,574 I won't, Louise. 772 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:36,746 I'm worried about her, doc. 773 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,048 You don't need to be. 774 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,449 She's going to out-live us both 775 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,084 so long as she keeps taking her meds. 776 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,852 I'm not worried about her physical health. 777 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:46,089 She's starting to live like she is in the old legends. 778 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,891 What do you mean? 779 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:51,895 She Says she's seeing orbs and... 780 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,564 hairy man. 781 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,399 Are you sure she's not seeing them? 782 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:58,335 There have been a few sightings recently. 783 00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:00,603 Oh, she thinks that she's that she's seeing them. 784 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,572 She's been a little eccentric since I was a kid. 785 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,408 I'd roll with it. 786 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,444 Isn't there anything we can do to stop it? 787 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:11,748 I don't think she has anything to treat. 788 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,916 I tell you what, 789 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,751 If anything changes, let me know, 790 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,987 and We'll explore some options. 791 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,389 Okay. 792 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,457 Thanks. 793 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,025 Of course. 794 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,736 I'm not crazy. 795 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:34,771 I never said you were crazy, grandma. 796 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,639 But you think I am. 797 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:38,475 You are seeing things, grandma. 798 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:39,776 Uh-huh. 799 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,578 Hallucinations aren't real. 800 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,047 I'm not hallucinating. 801 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,150 You are seeing orbs and talking to hairy man. 802 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,551 Uh-huh. 803 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,719 No one else is seeing orbs 804 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,454 or talking to hairy man. 805 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:53,790 He doesn't want to talk to anyone else. 806 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,558 He's on vacation. 807 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,627 And It's not my fault 808 00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:00,497 no one takes the time to look away 809 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,898 from their TV long enough 810 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,668 to see what's going on around them. 811 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,704 Hairy man is on vacation? 812 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,105 Uh-huh. 813 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,108 Do me a favor, ask If I can talk to him. 814 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,476 I don't think so. 815 00:40:13,478 --> 00:40:14,644 Why not? 816 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,479 Because he's on vacation, 817 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:18,882 and you're not relaxed. 818 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,519 All right, grandma. 819 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:56,686 Amy? 820 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:00,657 Jen? 821 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,701 Amy? 822 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:12,869 Jen? 823 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,079 They're not here. 824 00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:27,116 Well, this sucks. 825 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,054 They're probably just out banging bankers. 826 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,989 Way to be the optimist. 827 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,190 I'm a realist. 828 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,159 Whatever, let's just go. 829 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,660 I don't know, It's getting late. 830 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:38,728 They'll probably be back soon. 831 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,096 Or they just left. 832 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,130 Guess I shouldn't have taken so long 833 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,565 catching all these fish. 834 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,033 That's what I told you, man. 835 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,169 That's like two days worth of trout, not dinner. 836 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,671 Okay, whatever. Let's just get the hell out of here. 837 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,873 Fine. 838 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,513 They were definitely hoping to find us both naked. 839 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,947 Shit, they're here. 840 00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,582 Hide. 841 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,984 Seriously? 842 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,520 They're, like, standing in the water? 843 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,622 Obviously, like, that's what you're up to. 844 00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:06,956 Bras are not in here. 845 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,926 Of course I can believe it, 846 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,828 they're a couple of punk-ass jerks. 847 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,062 Hello, ladies. 848 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,230 You startled me. 849 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,899 What are you doing here? 850 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:18,535 I just caught some nice fish 851 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,169 and thought I'd bring them by for dinner. 852 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,805 Nice timing. We just went to town for groceries. 853 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:25,742 So, see any more orbs last night? 854 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,744 Don't tease me. 855 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,080 My grandma saw some last night. 856 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,017 She likes the blue ones. 857 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,585 The one I saw was blue. 858 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,054 Really? Yes, really. 859 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,056 I didn't sleep a minute last night, and now you're telling me 860 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,724 I might have actually seen something? 861 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:42,926 I don't know. 862 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,294 I just know my grandma saw one. 863 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:45,828 I didn't see anything. 864 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:47,597 Look, Jen, we went to town, 865 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,265 you've had your pedicure and your facial, 866 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,267 we've got groceries, everything is good. 867 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,803 I'm telling you both, I saw something. 868 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:54,837 Maybe you did. 869 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:57,106 Look, all I'm saying is... 870 00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:01,244 Maybe someone's messing with us. 871 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,679 Amy. 872 00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:05,148 Come back here, you little fucker! 873 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:07,116 Oh, my God! Don't chase that thing into the woods! 874 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,067 What should we do? 875 00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:25,301 She'll be back soon. 876 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:39,882 She could be dead right now. 877 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,022 I'm pretty sure the creature 878 00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:48,024 is in more danger than she is right now. 879 00:43:54,064 --> 00:43:56,799 I'll kill you! Okay, okay, I give, I give! 880 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,401 Rodney? 881 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,371 What the hell is this? 882 00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:03,172 Bigfoot suit. 883 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,708 Ow, ow, ow! Dirty bitch! Ow, ow! 884 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,381 That didn't take very long. 885 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:15,084 Amy?! 886 00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:18,421 Rodney here is pretty out of shape 887 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,289 for a young guy. 888 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,061 What the hell is going on? 889 00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:26,396 Looks like our two new friends 890 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:28,398 were trying to scare the hell out of us. 891 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,699 Why would you do that? 892 00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:32,101 It was a bad idea. I'm sorry. 893 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:34,804 Bad idea? That is way beyond a bad idea. 894 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,773 Oh, Jen, according to Rodney here, 895 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,708 we should be flattered. What? 896 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:40,176 Rodney was taking one for the team and hoping 897 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,944 he might scare us both into David's arms. 898 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:43,913 Are you serious? 899 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:46,282 That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard! 900 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:49,919 You don't get to laugh. 901 00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,020 I guess that's sort of flattering 902 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,122 in a prepubescent sort of way. 903 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,457 This is quite the plot 904 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:57,093 you hatched out to get a little lovin'. 905 00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:59,696 We just figured since Jen saw that orb the other night, 906 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:01,764 we'd give it a shot. 907 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:03,466 We've actually been using the same gag 908 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,001 for quite some time. 909 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,402 You mean there are other beautiful girls 910 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,204 out here in the woods? 911 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:10,306 We wish. You guys are a pain in the ass. 912 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,344 I think you like doing that. 913 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:18,014 We're scaring fishermen out of our favorite waters 914 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,149 and attracting the media to... 915 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:23,853 "Bigfoot sightings" on crappy waters. 916 00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:25,855 You're kidding? 917 00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:30,026 Okay, scaring girls into sex, stupid. 918 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,994 Manipulating tourists, 919 00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:33,196 fuckin' brilliant. 920 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,366 It's working, too. 921 00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,869 We were on the evening news a couple of nights ago. 922 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,204 We're really careful who we choose. 923 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,772 Mostly businessmen from the front plains 924 00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:45,141 because they don't want to look crazy. 925 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,509 Kind of like pilots 926 00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:48,377 - not wanting to report UFO's. - Yeah. 927 00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:50,046 And the news media assumes lightning will strike 928 00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:52,248 the same place twice. Exactly. 929 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,016 You guys just might be onto something. 930 00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,218 But we can dial this up a notch 931 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:58,054 and really have some fun. 932 00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,756 How? 933 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:05,161 I'm just, you know, wandering alone in the woods, 934 00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:06,963 by myself, late at night. 935 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,300 Oh, my God! There it is again! 936 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,302 Oh, where is it? 937 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,006 Where'd it go? 938 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,408 Oh, my God! I can hear... 939 00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,010 where is it coming from? 940 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,146 Oh, God, It's gonna kill me! 941 00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,848 I don't wanna die, I haven't had sex yet! 942 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,317 Oh, God. 943 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,819 Did you see it? 944 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,320 I hear something. 945 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,156 Just got to be quiet. 946 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,791 Just really quiet. 947 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,159 Oh, God. 948 00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:37,894 No, no! 949 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,996 Oh, my God, where is it?! 950 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:42,098 I'm so scared. 951 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,535 That is awesome! 952 00:46:45,537 --> 00:46:47,170 Great work, Amy. 953 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,138 Thanks. 954 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,973 David? 955 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,909 It's a little close to home. 956 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:54,844 I just don't know If we want to draw 957 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,579 that much attention to ourselves. 958 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,381 Hey, you started this little scam. 959 00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:00,216 I know, but YouTube? 960 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,218 Don't be such a puss. 961 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,319 Upload it. 962 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,255 You're still on probation, jackass. 963 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,323 Rodney? 964 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,494 It was nothing. I was just being 965 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,995 stupid and got caught. 966 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,130 Forget it. 967 00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:15,598 Doing what? 968 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,168 Joyriding. 969 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,103 Oof, you are a dangerous, 970 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,105 dangerous criminal. 971 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:25,141 In art's patrol car, 972 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:26,876 through the post office 973 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,044 and into the river. 974 00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:29,912 Oh, my God, really? 975 00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:32,215 Yes. 976 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,250 The other thing he isn't telling you is 977 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:37,486 that I was with him, and he took all the heat 978 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:40,623 even though that meant he did a few years in jail. 979 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,292 You were already 18, bro, I was not, so... 980 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:46,495 Plus, how was I supposed to know they would try me as an adult? 981 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,331 Yeah. 982 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:52,368 Bro, we're not going to get caught. 983 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,270 Let's do this. 984 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:55,605 David? 985 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,173 C'mon! 986 00:47:57,175 --> 00:47:58,875 All right. 987 00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,143 Yes! 988 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:03,346 And away it goes. 989 00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:05,481 We're gonna be so fuckin' famous. 990 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,554 Okay, did you see that? 991 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:12,622 Oh, God... 992 00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,223 That is what I saw. 993 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,591 It scared the living shit out of me, 994 00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:19,161 but obviously It's some kind of hoax. 995 00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,897 Holy shit. 996 00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:21,931 Oh, my God. 997 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,303 David, wake up! 998 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,174 David, wake up! 999 00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:37,613 What the hell's going on? 1000 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,615 I've been watching the hits all night! 1001 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:41,083 What? The YouTube hits! 1002 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,419 We're over 500,000 and rising fast! 1003 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:44,921 Oh, shit! 1004 00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,689 What do you mean, "Oh, shit"? This is awesome! 1005 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,691 Go, get your clothes on. We've got work to do. 1006 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,264 Just give me one second. 1007 00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,611 Okay. Oh, nice. 1008 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,012 New suit looks good, Rodney. 1009 00:49:10,014 --> 00:49:11,514 Why, thank you. 1010 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:14,116 Okay, everyone, synchronize your alarms 1011 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,053 for exactly five minutes from now. 1012 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,454 Don't worry about it, Rodney, 1013 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,389 just take your cues from David and Jen. 1014 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:21,958 I want you to work your way upstream 1015 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,326 to that bend and stay out of sight. 1016 00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:25,227 I'm going to make my way down to the news crew. 1017 00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:27,363 David, cross the river above that bend 1018 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:28,965 and then work your way half way 1019 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,633 between Rodney and the news crew downstream. 1020 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:31,968 Stay hidden. 1021 00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,602 I'm pretty sure this was 1022 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,104 my scam to start with. 1023 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,373 Well, we're dialing it up a notch. 1024 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:41,344 So you've said. 1025 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,611 C'mon, let's go! 1026 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,081 This is gonna be gonna be great. 1027 00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,258 Okay, dude, medium shot 1028 00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:57,693 then you pan over to the river. Ready? 1029 00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,729 Three, two, one. 1030 00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:01,664 Horror in the high country 1031 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,766 where one name strikes fear 1032 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,668 in the hearts of all the residents here 1033 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,536 on the South fork river. Sweetheart! 1034 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:11,607 Where are you? 1035 00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:15,311 I'm so lonely, sweety! Cut, cut, cut. 1036 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,779 Where are you?! Excuse me, miss, miss? 1037 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,714 Sweety? Hi, honey, listen. Hi. 1038 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,149 We're working on an important story. 1039 00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,317 Just give me a few minutes, okay? 1040 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:22,718 Oh... Okay. 1041 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,053 Okay. Keep going. Here we go. 1042 00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,688 Three, two, one. 1043 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,490 Where just the name, bigfoot, can strike... 1044 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,058 Sweety! 1045 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,259 Cut. Honeybun! 1046 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:33,496 Sweetheart, lover, where are you? 1047 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,699 Miss, miss, listen, we're doing a bigfoot story, okay? 1048 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,501 Oh. It's the story of the decade. 1049 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,269 And It's going to get me out of this town, so... 1050 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,104 Okay, but I need to talk to him, too. 1051 00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:43,773 Well, we all do, honey. It's, you know, what we do. 1052 00:50:43,775 --> 00:50:45,508 But... so please just... No, no, you see, 1053 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,176 I'm carryin' his baby, 1054 00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:50,479 and I wanna surprise him with the good news. 1055 00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:52,548 Really? 1056 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,183 Roll it! Honey, listen. 1057 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,451 Aren't you precious. C'mon over here. 1058 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:56,619 Let's talk about this. 1059 00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,088 And so what is your name, princess? 1060 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:01,190 Oh, moon. 1061 00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:02,525 Moon. Like, like... 1062 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:03,559 Like the moon? 1063 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,628 Yeah, like the moon. 1064 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:08,697 Okay, honey. So, what exactly happened? 1065 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,768 Um, well, I don't usually kiss and tell. 1066 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:14,570 Okay. But... You know, let alone, you know. 1067 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,605 I know. We talk about stuff like that. 1068 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:18,674 Here's what we need to do. We're going to put you on TV 1069 00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:20,709 so our nice TV audience can hear what happened to you. 1070 00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:22,378 Okay? Oh, okay. 1071 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,712 You want to do that? Oh, I will. 1072 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,181 I just didn't wanna ruin the surprise but... 1073 00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,649 No, I know, but does he have a TV? 1074 00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:28,250 I don't think so. No, I guess not. 1075 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,453 You're right. He doesn't have TV. Okay. 1076 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:32,154 Well, let's... let's... you wanna go on TV? 1077 00:51:32,156 --> 00:51:33,856 Okay, just act natural. Sure. All right. Okay. 1078 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,357 Are we rolling? We rolling? 1079 00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:37,193 Here we go, act natural. 1080 00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:38,761 Three, two, one, 1081 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,263 42 action news has exclusively learned 1082 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,798 there is so much more to this bigfoot story. 1083 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,434 Yeah, so I was using this special fly this weekend. 1084 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,635 Thanks, buddy. 1085 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:48,370 It's called the stimulator. 1086 00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:50,606 Poor thing who just told me moments ago, 1087 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,141 you are with a child. Yes. Yes. 1088 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,542 You are carrying... 1089 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:56,378 It's a spiritual love child from gaia. 1090 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:58,247 God damn it. 1091 00:51:58,249 --> 00:52:00,416 Well, see, I was naked, 1092 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,252 communing with gaia, you know, mother earth... 1093 00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:07,423 Yeah, Mitch, get your TV on. 1094 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,824 Yes, channel 42. 1095 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:12,528 Yes, It's the same girl from that YouTube video. 1096 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,630 Yeah, couple a times. 1097 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,766 And... but, you know, he was drawn to me. 1098 00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,769 And I was afraid and resisted, but... 1099 00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:22,671 After a while... 1100 00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:25,541 It was beautiful. 1101 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,144 What the hell was that? 1102 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,748 - What was that?! - Oh, sweety... 1103 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,351 It's me, your lover! I have wonderful news! 1104 00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:36,485 Dude, are you... are you getting this? 1105 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,853 Are you getting this? 1106 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:40,923 Oh, his friends must be here, too. 1107 00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,892 He has friends? Don't be shy. 1108 00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:43,926 - Are you getting this? - Come on out, sweety, 1109 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,661 I've got wonderful news! 1110 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,196 Oh, my God, I thought she was kidding. 1111 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,230 Oh, there he is! 1112 00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:49,465 Oh my... what is that?! 1113 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:50,799 Oh, there's my clumsy lover! 1114 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,335 Oh, my... are you rolling? Roll on this! Roll! 1115 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,937 God damn it! He's avoiding me! 1116 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:56,672 Roll, c'mon! 1117 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,409 Roll, roll. 1118 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,179 Come on. Oh, my God. 1119 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:05,381 You get back here right now! 1120 00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:06,749 You get back here right now, mister. 1121 00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:08,217 Oh, Oh, ow! 1122 00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:09,652 Local financial mogul, 1123 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,920 bill Williams, is reportedly 1124 00:53:10,922 --> 00:53:12,321 among those to have encountered 1125 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,190 the creature recently. 1126 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:16,458 Efforts to contact Mr. Williams have gone unanswered. 1127 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,661 What the hell are you people looking at! 1128 00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:32,474 Hey, David, what's up? 1129 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,344 Got some flies. 1130 00:53:35,346 --> 00:53:37,346 Aw, man, It's about time. 1131 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,615 All these bigfoot sightings? Thank you very much. 1132 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,450 People have been swarming in here. 1133 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:42,685 What do you mean? 1134 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,919 I thought it would be keeping people away, 1135 00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:45,387 but they are swarming in like black flies. 1136 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,822 I'm low on everything. 1137 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:47,957 Speaking of the devil. 1138 00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,894 What can I do for you gentlemen today? 1139 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,496 We need to get equipped for fishing. 1140 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,398 Cool, cool, is that clothes? 1141 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,900 Rods? Everything. 1142 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,768 Everything it is. Let me finish up with David here, 1143 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:01,837 and I'll get right to you guys. 1144 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:05,507 We saw you on the evening news, Mr. Ottertale. 1145 00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:07,443 How'd you... how 'bout store credit, David? 1146 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,880 I kind of need the cash. 1147 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,415 I'll beat you up. 1148 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,351 For grandma. 1149 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:19,388 Man, that's low. All right, for grandma. 1150 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:21,557 We hope to see bigfoot ourselves. Mm-hmm. 1151 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,560 Yup, everybody wants to see bigfoot. 1152 00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:25,728 I'll get you guys all set up, 1153 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,896 and you can just go find him yourself. 1154 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:29,765 Thanks, David. Keep 'em comin'. 1155 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,700 So, gentlemen, fly-fishing 1156 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:33,936 is an art form in its truest sense. But as with any art form... 1157 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:38,540 What would you recommend, Mr. Ottertale? 1158 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,276 Rc's your man. 1159 00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:41,644 See you around, David. 1160 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:42,911 See you around. 1161 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,680 You won't believe what's going on. 1162 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:45,948 What's this? It's my blog. 1163 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,483 What blog? 1164 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:50,719 The "I am having bigfoot's baby" blog. 1165 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,288 You will not believe 1166 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,423 the crazies coming out of the woodwork. 1167 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:56,959 No more hairy man? 1168 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:59,895 "Bigfoot's baby blog" just sounded better than "hairy man baby." 1169 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,331 And we have over a million hits on YouTube. 1170 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,566 We're famous. Oh, I love this one. 1171 00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:07,069 "I have been abducted by aliens several times myself 1172 00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:10,639 "and have two half alien/human hybrid children as a result. 1173 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,007 "Would you like to start a mommy and me group 1174 00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:14,476 for alien and crypto children?" 1175 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,845 Wow! 1176 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,648 Amy is having my love child. 1177 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,883 Well, somebody's got to. 1178 00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:23,419 David blew it when he had the chance. 1179 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:24,420 Oh, here's a good one. 1180 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,821 "I think I'm bi, 1181 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,723 "but I'm not ready to try menage-a-trois, 1182 00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:29,491 "spelled t-w-a, 1183 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,460 "with a homosapien male yet. 1184 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,730 Do you think bigfoot would be interested?" 1185 00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,800 I give second chances. 1186 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:48,010 I saw this on the Internet. I don't know, man. 1187 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:51,080 Copying bad ideas off the Internet? 1188 00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:53,349 The Internet is a great source for inspiration. 1189 00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:54,616 Someone's eventually going to realize 1190 00:55:54,618 --> 00:55:56,552 hairy man doesn't wear wading boots. 1191 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,821 Whatever, you guys go make your footprints. 1192 00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:01,457 I'm gonna go catch grandma some fish. 1193 00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:04,059 I thought you brought her a bunch yesterday? 1194 00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,462 Yeah, I don't know what she is doing with them, 1195 00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:10,132 but she is going through them as quick as I can catch them. 1196 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,834 Can I come? 1197 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,036 Where? Fishing. 1198 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,839 Oh, girl, you hate fishing. 1199 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,474 Let's go, hairy man. 1200 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,578 Bigger steps. They can't look like a human stride. 1201 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,413 - Let me do it, woman. - Then do it right! 1202 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:27,416 C'mon, let's go. 1203 00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:29,718 Bigger! Bigger! 1204 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,086 Yeah, that's it. Yeah. 1205 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:34,423 Let's go catch some fish. 1206 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,991 Hey, kid! 1207 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:38,494 Hey! Look! 1208 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,495 Whoa. 1209 00:56:39,497 --> 00:56:41,964 So much for fishing. 1210 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,633 Okay, that's cold. 1211 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:51,473 Wow, they say rocky and Mountain, 1212 00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:53,742 they really mean cold, don't they? 1213 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:56,812 Wooo! Oh, shrinkage! 1214 00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,013 Whoo. 1215 00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:01,417 Whoa. Ha ha! 1216 00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:04,620 I saw that picture of yours on the news. Nice work. 1217 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,756 Thanks, but a professional would know it wasn't very good. 1218 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,757 I kind of screwed up. 1219 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:12,895 Nah, you, you got the shot. 1220 00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:15,130 I'm Jen. Hey, I'm Charlie. 1221 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,698 Are you part of David's tribe? 1222 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,100 No, I'm from California. 1223 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,535 You're a photographer? 1224 00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:21,603 We could be neighbors. 1225 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,739 I'm from orange county. O.C! 1226 00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:25,441 O.C.! 1227 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:28,076 Actually, I've been an accountant for 20 years, 1228 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,012 but as soon as I took that first picture, 1229 00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,480 I knew my true calling. 1230 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,949 So now I'm a wildlife photographer. 1231 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,151 Good thing. You're just... you're so sneaky. 1232 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,120 Thanks. 1233 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,922 I figured the hardest animal to get 1234 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,523 is hairy man, bigfoot, 1235 00:57:41,525 --> 00:57:43,225 whatever, so here I am. 1236 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,027 Here you are. 1237 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:46,495 You haven't seen him today, have you? 1238 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,130 Not today. 1239 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:52,634 But there are some tracks leading that way. 1240 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:54,470 Oh, hell! Thanks! 1241 00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:56,472 Go get 'em, Charlie! 1242 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,843 Whoo! This is... 1243 00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:06,782 Hey! 1244 00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,017 Hey! How are the tracks? 1245 00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:10,652 This guy with like five cameras 1246 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,554 actually started following us. 1247 00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:13,989 We led him in circles for over an hour. 1248 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:15,624 We finally had to cross the river a few times 1249 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,559 and then double back just to get away from him. 1250 00:58:17,561 --> 00:58:19,595 Charlie. What? 1251 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,164 He's the guy who took that first photo that ended up everywhere. 1252 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,099 That's too funny! 1253 00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:29,638 Hey. How was the fishin'? 1254 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,039 We caught a lot of fish. 1255 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,241 Really? 1256 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,671 Whew. 1257 00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:07,910 And the game just got interesting. 1258 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,748 That was them. 1259 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:13,916 Obviously. 1260 00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:36,939 So, what do you want to do? 1261 00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,840 I'm going to go check on grandma. 1262 00:59:38,842 --> 00:59:40,208 Grandma's fine. 1263 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,710 It's going to be a full moon tonight, 1264 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:44,012 and I'm feeling kind of romantic. 1265 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:45,781 That's a really great offer but... 1266 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,316 Hey, guys. What's up? 1267 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:48,750 Hey. 1268 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:51,353 We went fishing this afternoon. You? 1269 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:54,022 Oh. We made arrangements 1270 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:55,290 to dial it up another notch. 1271 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,592 Yeah, baby! 1272 00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:58,327 We are going to fake 1273 00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:00,596 a ufo landing! What?! 1274 01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:03,098 Rodney and I bought a bunch of weather balloons, some helium, 1275 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,633 a couple of remote control units, 1276 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:06,068 and some color changing I.E.D. Lights. 1277 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:07,135 We're going to float them 1278 01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:08,604 in that clearing outside of town 1279 01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:10,806 and scare the crap out of everyone! 1280 01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:13,141 It'll be the perfect finale to our YouTube series! 1281 01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:16,211 Amy, how did you pay for all this ufo stuff? 1282 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:18,213 I used your credit card. What else is new? 1283 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:21,283 And how much did everything cost? 1284 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,352 Slightly under 10 k. 1285 01:00:23,354 --> 01:00:24,820 Jen's loaded, bra. 1286 01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:26,655 God damn it! We've talked about this! 1287 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:29,191 I have no problem paying for our living supplies! 1288 01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:32,127 But $10,000 on toys? What the frik! 1289 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,829 Share and share alike, right? 1290 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,163 Besides you're just as into this as I am. 1291 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,365 You paid for the new hairy man suit. 1292 01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:37,866 No, I'm not. 1293 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,935 It has been fun, but a couple hundred bucks 1294 01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:42,137 is a hell of a lot different than 10,000 fucking dollars! 1295 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:44,172 Slightly less than 10,000 fucking dollars! 1296 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:46,008 And since when did you give a shit? 1297 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,210 Since I have a boyfriend and started discovering my roots, 1298 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,646 that's since when! I am not... 1299 01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,180 Shut up, David! You tell him, baby! 1300 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,016 Fuck you, Rodney! Well, take it easy, buddy. 1301 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,018 Obviously I'm going to side with my girlfriend. 1302 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,686 And who do you think is your girlfriend?! 1303 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:58,854 You. Oh, no, dude, 1304 01:00:58,856 --> 01:01:00,322 I am so not your girlfriend. 1305 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,257 Okay, I want you to leave 1306 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:04,359 so that I can be alone with David 1307 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:05,761 so we can talk about this. 1308 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:06,895 You want me to leave? Yes! 1309 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,664 Fine! No, no don't leave. 1310 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,866 Why not, bro? Your girly friend is being a bitch to mine. 1311 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:12,868 She is not my girlfriend! I am not your girlfriend! 1312 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,974 Well, I haven't been standing out 1313 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,109 in that river with you because I wanted to be cold 1314 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,679 and wet and covered with fish! 1315 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:27,049 And I sure as hell haven't been driving you around all day because I wanted to! 1316 01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:31,119 What the hell was that? 1317 01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,292 Do you guys smell fish? 1318 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,761 I have been smelling fish for a week now. 1319 01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,897 Not like that. I mean like stale fish. 1320 01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:48,370 Ah, 1321 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:52,174 Jesus, you're a branch. 1322 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,776 You're a branch. 1323 01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:55,977 Ow! Prickly! 1324 01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:19,301 Grandma, this is Amy and Jen. Hello. 1325 01:02:19,303 --> 01:02:20,836 Hello. Hello. 1326 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,771 Hello, grandma Ottertale. 1327 01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,773 Hello, Rodney. 1328 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:28,210 Did you bring any fish? 1329 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,212 Hairy man likes fish. 1330 01:02:30,214 --> 01:02:31,446 Yes, we discovered that. 1331 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:32,881 That's why we're here. 1332 01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:34,382 Would you like some cookies? 1333 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:37,819 Oh, no, thank you. 1334 01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,387 We don't have any anyway. 1335 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:42,524 But white people like cookies. 1336 01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:46,328 Thanks, grandma. 1337 01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:49,364 We're here to talk about the orbs and hairy man. 1338 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,266 Are they aliens? 1339 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,834 Are the orbs and hairy man together? 1340 01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:54,336 Or do they just coincide with each other? 1341 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:56,371 Where are you from? 1342 01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,506 California. 1343 01:02:57,508 --> 01:02:59,141 That makes sense. 1344 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,212 Grandma, we saw hairy man. 1345 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,814 And it scared the crap out of us. 1346 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,916 Why? 1347 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:12,053 Well, a three-fingered creature just came and took our fish. 1348 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,088 He likes fish. 1349 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:14,422 Yes, we gathered that. 1350 01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:16,224 We just want to know what he is 1351 01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:17,926 and where he came from. 1352 01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:19,227 Why? 1353 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:20,862 Grandma Ottertale... 1354 01:03:20,864 --> 01:03:23,265 Please, call me Louise. 1355 01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:25,534 Why the fuck do they always call me grandma? 1356 01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:28,103 I'm only 55. 1357 01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:29,437 Sorry, grandma. 1358 01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:31,940 Okay, Louise, It's just... 1359 01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:34,442 It's important because it calls so many things into play. 1360 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,578 Like, where are we from, why are we here? 1361 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,847 Knowing some of those answers would help us understand 1362 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,348 our place in the universe. 1363 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,984 Amy's got her degree in philosophy. 1364 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,452 Oh, that's too bad. 1365 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:47,956 See those geese? 1366 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:51,960 Do you ever wonder why there's more 1367 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,996 on the right side than the left side? 1368 01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:02,170 It's because more geese decided to fly on that side 1369 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,872 than the other side. 1370 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,576 I'm sorry. I don't follow you. 1371 01:04:07,578 --> 01:04:10,212 You're looking too hard. 1372 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:13,315 Okay. There must be a reason why all this is happening. 1373 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,350 He's just fishing. 1374 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:16,418 What? 1375 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,954 It's good fishing here. 1376 01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:20,956 Oh, my God. 1377 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,925 He's a tourist? 1378 01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,193 It's like all the weekend warriors 1379 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,494 in David and Rodney's fishing holes. 1380 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,129 He's here to fish, and he wants 1381 01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:30,398 to avoid the locals as much as possible. 1382 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,934 They've been coming a long time. 1383 01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:36,071 Well, how long? A long time. 1384 01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:39,341 I'm gonna take some fish to him tonight If you wanna ask him. 1385 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:43,078 But he doesn't talk. 1386 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,914 Why are you taking an alien fisherman fish? 1387 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:48,917 I don't think this one's very good at it. 1388 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,901 Oh, Louise, that's our home. 1389 01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:07,402 Uh-huh, you're neighbors. 1390 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:10,071 That's the den right there. 1391 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:11,406 We live next to hairy man? 1392 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,074 I guess so. 1393 01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:23,218 Is he in there? 1394 01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,519 He's shy. 1395 01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:27,555 I'll go up first so he knows It's okay. 1396 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,101 I hope you caught fish today. 1397 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,570 But I brought some more just in case you didn't. 1398 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,973 I brought some friends with me, too. 1399 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,350 This is my grandson, David. 1400 01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:56,451 Hello. 1401 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,320 And his friend, Rodney. 1402 01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,621 What's up, hairy man? 1403 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:02,557 And their girlfriends, Jen and Amy. 1404 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,159 Oh, we're not their girlfriends. 1405 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,393 We thought we'd come by 1406 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,128 and welcome you to the neighborhood. 1407 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,697 Jen and I live next door, I guess. 1408 01:06:08,699 --> 01:06:10,398 You were at our home earlier. 1409 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,002 May I? 1410 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,236 Sure. 1411 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,575 I can't see him. 1412 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:21,977 He's shy. 1413 01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:26,715 Hairy man's a girl. 1414 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:29,250 Hairy girl? 1415 01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:33,188 Oh, I don't know. 1416 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,489 She could be. 1417 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,993 She's a lot bigger than most of them. 1418 01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:39,294 How did you know that? 1419 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,529 I don't know. It popped into my head. 1420 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:44,032 Must be some sort of alien pheromone. 1421 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:46,701 There's a lot of pheromone around here tonight. 1422 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:53,475 I don't like this. 1423 01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:55,210 What's up?! 1424 01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,244 Get down! 1425 01:06:56,246 --> 01:06:57,512 Ow! 1426 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,314 It's a blackhawk. 1427 01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:01,449 If he's out here this late, he's looking for something. 1428 01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:03,418 They've got night vision, forward-looking infrared, 1429 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:06,187 and a whole bunch of other stuff you don't even want to know about. 1430 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:09,357 I just hope they didn't see the light coming out of the den. 1431 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,292 How the hell do you know all that? 1432 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,494 I grew up in Germany 1433 01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:15,130 at the army's helicopter command hq. 1434 01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,532 Yeah, a lot of hippie chicks on military bases, right? 1435 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,367 I'm not big on authority. 1436 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,369 Why are we hiding? 1437 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,172 Who's been making all the headlines? 1438 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,573 Us! 1439 01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:30,445 We just led the military to hairy girl by accident. 1440 01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:31,713 She's alone. 1441 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:32,814 All she could do is hide 1442 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:35,617 If they come looking for her. 1443 01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:37,118 She was dropped off. 1444 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,254 She has to wait for her friends. 1445 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:42,190 I'm afraid they won't come If they're being chased by the army. 1446 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:48,196 And the search continues for a city man, 1447 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:49,798 - Charlie Murphy. - Yeah. 1448 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,167 Friends say after purchasing a new camera... 1449 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:54,235 Uh-huh. - ...He had become obsessed 1450 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,171 with photographing the elusive 1451 01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:57,472 bigfoot of South fork. 1452 01:07:57,474 --> 01:07:59,107 When I was taking courses 1453 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:01,109 at the Arapahonsuit Community College, 1454 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:03,678 my Professor told me there that the thing you need to do 1455 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,114 is find your composition, fix your lens 1456 01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:09,150 and then everything else happens in photoshoping afterwards. 1457 01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:11,286 And why haven't you arrested them? 1458 01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,388 To fly search and rescue operations day and night... 1459 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,290 No, no. Listen. I'll tell you why. 1460 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,425 Because some of these stupid sons a bitches 1461 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,661 are getting lost in the woods trying to find this hoax, 1462 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,297 that's why! 1463 01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,631 How are you doing? 1464 01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:25,433 Friends are very concerned. 1465 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,269 He has very little experience in the wilderness, 1466 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,772 barely knew how to operate his new camera, 1467 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,774 and they hope he had not been drinking. 1468 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:34,442 Fine, then We'll set up a sting 1469 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,311 and catch them in the act, 1470 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,747 whatever you FBI guys do. 1471 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:42,117 Of course I'll participate! 1472 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:51,226 Knock, knock. 1473 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,362 Go away, Rodney. 1474 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:55,563 Don't be such a bitch. 1475 01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:56,564 Come on in, Rodney. 1476 01:09:00,769 --> 01:09:02,504 Mind If we talk? 1477 01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:03,571 About what? 1478 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,207 About you being a tease. 1479 01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:07,375 Piss off, Rodney. 1480 01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:08,610 He doesn't deserve that. 1481 01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:10,545 You are a tease. 1482 01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:12,413 I'm a tease? 1483 01:09:12,415 --> 01:09:14,482 Yeah, you are. 1484 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,285 I see. Well, I guess that's better than being delusional. 1485 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,821 Who are you talking to? 1486 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,689 Both of you. 1487 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,691 You for thinking that you stood a chance with me, 1488 01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:26,494 and you for thinking that you stood a chance with David. 1489 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:30,365 Oh, come on, you know damn well you'd be lucky to have me. 1490 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:34,202 You're perfect for each other. 1491 01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:53,788 Oh, Amy. 1492 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,924 Louise. 1493 01:09:55,926 --> 01:09:57,892 I'm sorry, I was looking for David. 1494 01:09:57,894 --> 01:10:00,862 Um, he's in his room. 1495 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:02,597 Do you mind If I come in? 1496 01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,866 No, no, no, come on in. 1497 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,871 Cookies? 1498 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,906 Oh, no, thanks. 1499 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:13,374 I'm sorry, where is he? 1500 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,542 Upstairs. 1501 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,610 Thanks. 1502 01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:19,247 David? 1503 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,485 Amy. What's up? 1504 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,387 Rodney came by to call me a tease 1505 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,289 and then Jen joined in and called me a tease, so I left 1506 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,691 and now I'm pissed off because I'm not a tease, 1507 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:32,393 and I should have made them both apologize. 1508 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,494 Why are you smiling? 1509 01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:35,997 Well, you-you are a tease. 1510 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,865 You jerk. 1511 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,901 Look, I came here... 1512 01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:46,975 I know. I can't help it. 1513 01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:48,509 It's cool. 1514 01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:49,611 I kind of like it. 1515 01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:51,012 Really? 1516 01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,848 Yeah, It's... Kind of hot. 1517 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:04,726 Yes. 1518 01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:20,575 What a civilian. 1519 01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:24,846 What is he doing? 1520 01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:31,019 I don't believe it. 1521 01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,321 The stupid son of a bitch is here. 1522 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,057 He's pointing at something. 1523 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,425 Do you see anything? 1524 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:38,693 Nothing that I can see. 1525 01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:52,707 Stinks down here. 1526 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,709 What the hell is he doing? 1527 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:57,512 He's sneaking up on something. 1528 01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:59,781 Is the camera rolling? 1529 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:00,915 Of course. 1530 01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:10,491 Gotcha! 1531 01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:25,606 Jesus Christ! 1532 01:12:25,608 --> 01:12:27,642 What?! 1533 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:28,943 What the hell is it?! 1534 01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:30,812 Some sort of... some sort of creature. 1535 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,447 I've never seen anything like it before. 1536 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,615 It just vanished. What do you mean vanished?! 1537 01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:35,983 I mean, I had it in frame, 1538 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,985 there was this weird flash and it vanished. 1539 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,487 That sounds like a cloak. 1540 01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:40,488 Let me see that. 1541 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,492 See it? 1542 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,935 You pressed off instead of on. 1543 01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:55,903 God damn it. 1544 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,138 We've got 40 minutes 1545 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,540 of bill fucking fishing 1546 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,043 and no evidence. 1547 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,911 You asshole! 1548 01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:19,160 Streams all lead to civilization. 1549 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,900 Why can't I find civilization? 1550 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:33,441 I got you. I got you. I got you. 1551 01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,543 Come on. 1552 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:36,677 Come on. I got it. 1553 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:45,453 I got it. 1554 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:49,123 I got it! 1555 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:51,159 Whoa, something's going on. 1556 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:54,896 I'm going to check it out. 1557 01:13:54,898 --> 01:13:56,731 Oh, please don't, fuzzy bear. Relax. 1558 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,033 What have we been doing for the past two hours? 1559 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:01,102 Having crazy sex, sugar plum. 1560 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,970 So we have an alibi. 1561 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,714 Hey, art. You know, I would still 1562 01:14:13,716 --> 01:14:15,583 love to drive that new car of yours. 1563 01:14:15,585 --> 01:14:17,718 Mr. jobs, so nice of you to show up. 1564 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,086 You! 1565 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,988 Bill's had another bigfoot sighting. 1566 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224 I was sure you and your little buddy were fucking with me. 1567 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:26,194 In the news, every time there was a sighting, 1568 01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:28,996 but hairy man, is fucking real! 1569 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:30,998 That's what I told you, man! 1570 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,967 He just scared the shit out of me, 1571 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,135 and there's no fucking way 1572 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:36,671 that was a punk-ass kid in a suit. 1573 01:14:36,673 --> 01:14:38,673 Who are those two wankers over there? 1574 01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:40,708 Claim to be FBI. 1575 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:43,511 Huh, well, cool. 1576 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,179 Good luck, bill. You're gonna make it. 1577 01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:47,515 People! Hey! 1578 01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:49,217 I got a picture of hairy man! 1579 01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:53,187 Hey, hey, I got a picture of my hairy man! 1580 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,656 I'm a real goddamn wildlife photographer! 1581 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,158 Let me see it! 1582 01:15:00,796 --> 01:15:01,796 I don't see anything. 1583 01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:04,265 Oh, my God, FBI? 1584 01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:05,867 Shit. 1585 01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:08,035 Think we're in trouble? Oh, I know we're in trouble. 1586 01:15:08,037 --> 01:15:09,203 I just don't know how much. 1587 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,905 We got to find David. 1588 01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:15,009 Oh, hold on, it must have just run out of batteries. 1589 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,812 Oh, wait. No, shit. 1590 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,680 Oh, shit, that was my last one. 1591 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,617 God damn it! 1592 01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:25,786 Where'd you get those pants? Those are awesome. 1593 01:15:25,788 --> 01:15:28,523 I could really do some hiding in the wild with those. 1594 01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:29,924 What size are you? 1595 01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:40,701 Hi, Louise. 1596 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,270 Hi. 1597 01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:45,706 Hey, grandma, David around? 1598 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,976 Him and Amy are upstairs making noise. 1599 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:51,078 Oh, really? 1600 01:15:53,015 --> 01:15:55,016 Out of bed, asshole! 1601 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,656 Hey, guys. What's up? 1602 01:16:03,659 --> 01:16:05,326 Are you up there banging my girlfriend? 1603 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,631 Come on out, Amy. 1604 01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:12,066 We hooked up, too. 1605 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,901 Nice! 1606 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,270 But seriously, get dressed, we've got a problem. 1607 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,116 What's up? 1608 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:32,653 You guys cut it way too close this time. 1609 01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:33,955 What are you talking about? 1610 01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:35,756 We just left the landing, 1611 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,959 and the same guy that we scared a couple weeks ago 1612 01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:39,126 was lying on his back 1613 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,795 rambling about hairy man to art. 1614 01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:43,064 Ring a bell? What? 1615 01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,231 Yeah, the two FBI guys 1616 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:46,267 and Charlie were there as well. 1617 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:49,070 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1618 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:51,272 You guys obviously pulled a scam without us, 1619 01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:53,374 and you got way too close this time. 1620 01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:56,310 We've been inside for at least... 1621 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,312 Two hours. 1622 01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:00,615 Shit, you don't think... 1623 01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:03,084 I think they saw our little friend for real. 1624 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,218 We got to go check on her. 1625 01:17:07,923 --> 01:17:09,657 Where are you going? 1626 01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:11,859 We're going to her den to make sure she's all right. 1627 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,395 She's leaving tonight. It's the full moon. 1628 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:15,930 How do you know that? 1629 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:18,099 They always leave on the full moon. 1630 01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:19,700 Is she all right? 1631 01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:21,769 She's scared, what do you think? 1632 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,072 Where the fuck are you going?! 1633 01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:29,176 To her den, grandma. 1634 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,911 She's not there. 1635 01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:32,213 How do you know that? 1636 01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:33,714 She's right here. 1637 01:17:33,716 --> 01:17:36,684 Shit, would I be sitting here for nothing? 1638 01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:38,052 I'm just sitting here trying to chill 1639 01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:39,787 with her, you know? 1640 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,995 Do you have any more fish? 1641 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,998 She's hungry. 1642 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,969 Yep, I think she's a stress eater. 1643 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:57,872 Oh, company. 1644 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:02,743 Nice car, art. 1645 01:18:02,745 --> 01:18:04,145 Not now, Rodney. 1646 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,748 Need any help? 1647 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,316 No, thanks. Just a raccoon. 1648 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,888 Sounds like a big one. 1649 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:17,258 If you all are thinking about getting into any more trouble, 1650 01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:18,726 I wouldn't. 1651 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:20,061 What do you mean? 1652 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,062 Hey, art? 1653 01:18:21,064 --> 01:18:23,130 Oh, nothing really. 1654 01:18:23,132 --> 01:18:25,466 It's just that I thought you should know 1655 01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:27,301 there's a lot of feds around 1656 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:29,403 asking a lot of questions about you four. 1657 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:30,805 Hey, art. 1658 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:33,207 Huh, that's weird. I wonder why? 1659 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,477 The army and those two FBI guys are asking for you. 1660 01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,145 Yeah, I wonder why. 1661 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:40,748 Looks like the cavalry's here. 1662 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,217 They're staging something at the high school. 1663 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:45,786 I got to go over and make sure everybody behaves. 1664 01:18:45,788 --> 01:18:47,221 Hey, art, where the hell are you? 1665 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,923 Be good. 1666 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:57,231 Drive safe. 1667 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,766 Shit, what the hell are we gonna do? 1668 01:18:58,768 --> 01:19:00,067 We've got hairy girl under the porch 1669 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,969 and cops everywhere. 1670 01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:04,071 She has to leave tonight. 1671 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,239 Where does she need to be? 1672 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,208 At her campsite. 1673 01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:09,977 What? So, we have the cops, 1674 01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,880 the feds, and apparently the army 1675 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,482 between us and where she needs to go. 1676 01:19:14,484 --> 01:19:16,217 Great. 1677 01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:17,885 We need a diversion. 1678 01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:19,420 What we need is not to draw 1679 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:21,188 any more attention to ourselves. 1680 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:22,523 No, If we give them what they're looking for, 1681 01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:24,525 they won't stumble on her by mistake. 1682 01:19:24,527 --> 01:19:26,060 We'll put on the fake ufo landing 1683 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:28,062 like Rodney and I planned. 1684 01:19:28,064 --> 01:19:31,365 So, you wanna lure them to a hoax on tribal land? 1685 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:33,868 We'll have to give them bigfoot as well, Rodney. 1686 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:36,170 This isn't a bunch of fucking tourists anymore. 1687 01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,305 I really don't want to go back to jail. 1688 01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:39,874 Or get shot. Yeah. 1689 01:19:39,876 --> 01:19:41,876 Okay, fine. I will wear the suit. 1690 01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:44,078 Damn, you guys are such wusses. 1691 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,379 I wear the suit around here. 1692 01:19:45,381 --> 01:19:46,947 I will do it. No, you're not. 1693 01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:48,215 It's a bad idea. 1694 01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:49,784 Luring the feds and the army cavalry 1695 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:51,452 to tribal ground is not an option. 1696 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:54,922 Last time it happened around here, it ended badly. 1697 01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,525 Rodney, get dressed and run around town. 1698 01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,226 The rest of us will send up the lights and balloons 1699 01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:01,162 as soon as you can hide and text us. 1700 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,364 They'll see our ufo, and They'll all come up to the clearing. 1701 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,532 I'm telling you no. 1702 01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:06,433 Relax, chief. 1703 01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:08,435 I'm an army brat, so the worst They'll do is call my father 1704 01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,371 and the joint chiefs or something. 1705 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,139 Everybody else can hide. 1706 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,808 What? 1707 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,075 You're fucking out of line! 1708 01:20:15,077 --> 01:20:17,011 And this never should have happened! 1709 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:18,279 Excuse me? 1710 01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:20,314 I had this nice little scam going on 1711 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,116 until you tourists got involved 1712 01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:23,117 and blew the whole thing up 1713 01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:24,351 with your YouTube videos 1714 01:20:24,353 --> 01:20:26,120 and your bigfoot baby crap! 1715 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,955 So this is my fault? 1716 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:29,990 Mostly yours and Jen's. 1717 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:31,025 Oh, hold on, I didn't want... 1718 01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:32,827 Shut the hell up, Jen! 1719 01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:34,562 Relax, okay? Just relax. 1720 01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:36,497 It's an accident. All of us are in on it. 1721 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,032 We just have to fix it, It's fine. 1722 01:20:38,034 --> 01:20:39,533 Rodney, fuck you, too! 1723 01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:41,268 You're just as much of a tourist as they are! 1724 01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,604 Bro, remember when I live 5 minutes 1725 01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:45,339 down the road from you and I've seen you every single day 1726 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,041 since we were 6 years old. You're scaring her. 1727 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,409 You've been squatting on tribal land 1728 01:20:48,411 --> 01:20:50,110 longer than they have! So what?! 1729 01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,946 Squatting? Enough! 1730 01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,881 Okay, I'm sorry you don't like it, 1731 01:20:53,883 --> 01:20:55,416 but I am sticking to the plan. 1732 01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:56,884 Now, you and Louise can get her home 1733 01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:58,586 as soon as you have an opportunity. 1734 01:20:58,588 --> 01:21:01,255 Nice to have met you, Louise, take care of her. 1735 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:08,562 Unbelievable. 1736 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:30,150 Huh. 1737 01:21:32,487 --> 01:21:34,121 What, grandma? 1738 01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:37,925 Must be the rodeo clown in you. 1739 01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:48,469 All you got to do is get their attention. 1740 01:21:48,471 --> 01:21:50,905 As soon as they are following you, jump in the bushes and text us. 1741 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,907 We'll send up the balloons and then you can ditch the suit. 1742 01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:54,308 All right. 1743 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:56,610 Jen will meet you later at home later, okay? 1744 01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:58,112 You got it? Got it. 1745 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,148 Hey. 1746 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:02,483 Be careful. 1747 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:09,456 Go get 'em, baby! 1748 01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:16,964 You know you were a jerk. 1749 01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,400 Thanks, grandma. 1750 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,703 You really need to apologize. 1751 01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:24,171 I need to apologize? 1752 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:25,205 Uh-huh. 1753 01:22:25,207 --> 01:22:27,074 She called me chief. 1754 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,678 Which is a title of respect. 1755 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,547 She should have called you Tonto. 1756 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,950 It means stupid. 1757 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:49,563 Something wrong with our plan, officer? 1758 01:22:51,499 --> 01:22:53,100 Where should I begin? 1759 01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:54,535 This is standard federal response 1760 01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,004 to a threat to homeland security, so... 1761 01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:59,006 I've read the book. 1762 01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,508 Just think that It's overkill 1763 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,010 for a bear sighting. 1764 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:04,545 Overkill? 1765 01:23:04,547 --> 01:23:06,380 You didn't see that creature. 1766 01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:09,984 I assure you this is not overkill. 1767 01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:13,354 Fine, just make sure you write in your report 1768 01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,089 that I told you it would be a mistake 1769 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,291 to call in the military 1770 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,026 over a bear sighting. 1771 01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:21,362 It was not a bear. 1772 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:24,264 Agent Wesson, It's always a bear. 1773 01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:25,566 Are you fucking blind? 1774 01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,134 There it is! 1775 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:28,235 That's not a bear! 1776 01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:29,470 Let's go! 1777 01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:32,206 Nope, just a dumb-ass. 1778 01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,480 I can not believe I screwed this up so much. 1779 01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:41,415 David screwed up. You tried to apologize. 1780 01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:43,183 No, I'm not talking about David. 1781 01:23:43,185 --> 01:23:45,052 Okay, then what are you talking about? 1782 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:47,087 Hairy girl. 1783 01:23:47,089 --> 01:23:48,489 They've been coming here for who knows how long 1784 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:51,125 without any problems until we screwed it up. 1785 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:53,560 We'll fix it. I hope so. 1786 01:23:53,562 --> 01:23:55,295 David's still an asshole. 1787 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,400 Okay. Ten thousand freaking dollars 1788 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,601 and you couldn't find one person to help us. 1789 01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:01,735 Shh. 1790 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:06,240 Hey, art, we just got a report of 1791 01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:09,309 a high-speed chase and bigfoot running down main. 1792 01:24:09,311 --> 01:24:10,544 Do you know what the hell is going on? 1793 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:12,446 Hairy man's just a dumb-ass kid. 1794 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,782 Nothing to get excited about. 1795 01:24:14,784 --> 01:24:17,484 Don't let them around. 1796 01:24:17,486 --> 01:24:18,519 Don't let them around, don't let... come on, Mike. 1797 01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:21,355 Oh, fuck! 1798 01:24:21,357 --> 01:24:22,489 Asshole! 1799 01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:39,106 He's getting away! 1800 01:24:39,108 --> 01:24:41,028 He's not getting away. We're right fucking there. 1801 01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:45,712 God damn it! Come on! 1802 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,148 Sorry. I never could figure these things out. 1803 01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:01,261 Can you get her to her den by yourself? 1804 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,429 Yes. 1805 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:03,464 I gotta go help. 1806 01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:04,665 I know. 1807 01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:06,100 I know. Go. 1808 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,167 I love you, grandma. 1809 01:25:07,169 --> 01:25:08,335 Mm-hmm. I love you, too. 1810 01:25:08,337 --> 01:25:09,837 Be careful. 1811 01:25:09,839 --> 01:25:11,672 Here, you take the wheel. 1812 01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:13,207 No, just take the wheel. 1813 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:16,110 Whoa. What are you doing? 1814 01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:17,144 What are you doing? 1815 01:25:17,146 --> 01:25:18,278 I'm gonna get him. 1816 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,414 Do you see him? Where is he? 1817 01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:28,689 What? Seriously? 1818 01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:32,526 He's straight ahead, straight ahead. 1819 01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:34,428 What? What are you doing? 1820 01:25:34,430 --> 01:25:37,231 Put the gun down! Put the gun down! 1821 01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:40,467 Shit, shit, shit! No! 1822 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,305 Hey, Dwayne. Here you go. 1823 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,508 Hey, rc, thanks. 1824 01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:48,709 You're welcome. 1825 01:25:48,711 --> 01:25:50,477 What's going on around here tonight? 1826 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,147 Bigfoot and a high-speed chase down main. 1827 01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,149 It's David and Rodney again. 1828 01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:56,617 I don't know what the hell they're up to but... 1829 01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:58,318 One of their girlfriends called Ben. 1830 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,420 Needs a crane rental tonight. 1831 01:26:00,422 --> 01:26:02,723 - It's after 10:00. - Yeah, I know. 1832 01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:04,324 I don't know what the hell they're up to, but they're putting something 1833 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,293 together up by the meeting grounds. 1834 01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:09,263 It's like one big damn party around here tonight. 1835 01:26:09,265 --> 01:26:11,398 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 1836 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:16,203 Hey, sheryl. Yeah, It's rc. 1837 01:26:16,205 --> 01:26:19,406 There's a big party going on up at the meeting grounds. 1838 01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:21,542 No, no. Call the gals, 1839 01:26:21,544 --> 01:26:24,311 get a bunch of beer and head on up. 1840 01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:26,647 No, I promise, It's going to be a huge shit show. 1841 01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,249 All right, have a good time. 1842 01:26:29,251 --> 01:26:30,350 All right, man. I'll call you from the road 1843 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:31,632 and let you know what's going on. 1844 01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:34,621 Come on, Rodney, what's the hold-up? 1845 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,293 I don't know any of those people. 1846 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:40,360 I don't know, either. 1847 01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:42,329 Huh? Anything yet? No. 1848 01:26:42,331 --> 01:26:43,664 You got bars? Four. 1849 01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:45,332 We should have heard from him by now. 1850 01:26:45,334 --> 01:26:46,800 Come on, Rodney. 1851 01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:52,372 I'm just going to wing him. 1852 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,208 There's only one... don't wing him. 1853 01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,314 We're talking about Rodney. 1854 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,249 He'll be fine. 1855 01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:05,552 Oh, I guess that's what ten grand will get you. 1856 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:07,387 Where's Rodney? 1857 01:27:07,389 --> 01:27:08,789 You didn't hear from him? 1858 01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:10,624 No, nothing. 1859 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:14,595 Oh, my God! He's going to get killed! 1860 01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:16,463 No, as long as we keep hearing gunshots, he's not dead. 1861 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:18,532 We have to go down there and find him. 1862 01:27:18,534 --> 01:27:21,668 If Rodney dies, I'm going to beat the crap out of you! 1863 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,403 Okay, that's cool. 1864 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:25,672 I got this. 1865 01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,507 Hey, art. 1866 01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:30,410 Be on the lookout for county fire and rescue 1867 01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:31,511 joining the pursuit. 1868 01:27:31,513 --> 01:27:34,648 Let's just keep it slow, boys. 1869 01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:39,253 Come on, let's go. 1870 01:27:53,868 --> 01:27:56,270 Come on. Let's go. 1871 01:27:56,272 --> 01:27:57,571 Come on. 1872 01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:05,979 Hey, there, Dwayne, art managed to get them 1873 01:28:05,981 --> 01:28:07,648 out of downtown and slowed down 1874 01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:09,383 enough to lose Rodney. 1875 01:28:09,385 --> 01:28:11,918 Oh, that's good. I hate to see him back in jail. 1876 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,655 Hey, uh, where should we send them now? 1877 01:28:14,657 --> 01:28:16,923 Uh, Oh, how about across the river on old stage road? 1878 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:19,059 Oh, that's a good one. 1879 01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:21,361 Attention all units, bigfoot sighted 1880 01:28:21,363 --> 01:28:23,664 moving east on old stage road. 1881 01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:28,468 I'm sorry. I was way out of line. 1882 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:30,771 Way out of the line. 1883 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,679 Oh, my God! I killed Rodney! 1884 01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:40,614 What the hell, guys! 1885 01:28:40,616 --> 01:28:43,417 Rodney. 1886 01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:59,066 Ugh! 1887 01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,434 We're so hooped. 1888 01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:02,836 They're only checking in town. 1889 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,104 That chopper's gonna find your grandma. 1890 01:29:04,106 --> 01:29:05,839 We're gonna be late. 1891 01:29:08,476 --> 01:29:09,810 Drop me off at the edge of town again, 1892 01:29:09,812 --> 01:29:11,078 and I'll lead them up to the clearing. 1893 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,479 The hell you are. 1894 01:29:12,481 --> 01:29:14,781 You just got destroyed by a car. 1895 01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:16,550 Jen, you need to take him to the er. 1896 01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:18,018 Get down! Get down! 1897 01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:22,055 Well, I for one am not going to leave 1898 01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,724 Amy and grandma hanging, all right? 1899 01:29:24,926 --> 01:29:26,126 I'll take care of it. 1900 01:29:26,128 --> 01:29:27,127 Give me the suit. 1901 01:29:27,129 --> 01:29:29,730 What? 1902 01:29:29,732 --> 01:29:32,132 Give me the suit. 1903 01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:34,000 Come on. 1904 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:37,738 Come on, we're going to be late. 1905 01:29:44,078 --> 01:29:45,712 Attention all units, 1906 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:48,615 bigfoot heading South on main street. 1907 01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:54,087 We're coming to get you, hairy man! 1908 01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:14,107 Jesus, you're gonna hurt somebody! 1909 01:30:22,817 --> 01:30:24,684 Come on. 1910 01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:28,588 Ufo landing in progress 1911 01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:29,856 at the meeting grounds. 1912 01:30:29,858 --> 01:30:31,725 I hate tourists. 1913 01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:33,593 Hey, look. 1914 01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:34,795 Night vision. 1915 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:36,963 Nice! Yeah. 1916 01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,098 Where is he now? 1917 01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:39,900 I don't know, I think I lost him. 1918 01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:41,768 I just see him. He's straight ahead, straight ahead! 1919 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:42,869 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 1920 01:30:42,871 --> 01:30:46,907 Okay. Okay, wildlife photography. 1921 01:30:46,909 --> 01:30:48,141 Dead life photography 1922 01:30:48,143 --> 01:30:49,643 as soon as I hit the motherfucker. 1923 01:30:49,645 --> 01:30:51,144 Don't hit him. Can I put my foot here? 1924 01:30:51,146 --> 01:30:53,146 Hold still, hold still, hold still! 1925 01:30:53,148 --> 01:30:54,781 God damn it. 1926 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:56,216 Get down. Shit! 1927 01:31:05,593 --> 01:31:08,695 Bigfoot now heading west on old stage road. 1928 01:31:08,697 --> 01:31:10,630 This is dangerous. 1929 01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:12,766 You are completely safe with me driving. Do you hear what I'm saying? 1930 01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:15,035 These feds are trying to get around you, 1931 01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,137 and you better not let them around because If they get... 1932 01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,805 they get there first, have you ever seen "e. T.?" 1933 01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:20,574 They're going to give hairy man a lobotomy. 1934 01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:22,742 They'll give him a lobotomy! 1935 01:31:22,744 --> 01:31:25,912 This is army air cav one, all units stand down immediately. 1936 01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:29,049 We are inbound and taking over situation. 1937 01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:31,117 Nobody needs to get hurt. 1938 01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:35,989 There he is! 1939 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:38,191 We got the bastard now! 1940 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,628 Hairy man is up shit creak! 1941 01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:52,839 Act three, finale! 1942 01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:56,009 The FBI kills bigfoot! Action! 1943 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,110 What? 1944 01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:02,115 Get on the ground. I'm not bigfoot! 1945 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,117 Get down! I'm not bigfoot! 1946 01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:04,217 Don't shoot! 1947 01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,119 God damn it, David. 1948 01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:11,958 Wait a minute. Where the hell is the creature?! 1949 01:32:16,130 --> 01:32:17,631 Where the hell is the creature? 1950 01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:19,032 I believe this is my jurisdiction. 1951 01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,700 This is a matter of national security issue. 1952 01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:21,701 Really, a kid in a Halloween costume? 1953 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,802 Hey, I want that back! 1954 01:32:22,804 --> 01:32:24,004 Come on, David, let's go. 1955 01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:26,172 Gentlemen, I'll take miss Clark. 1956 01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:27,707 I'm afraid not. 1957 01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:30,043 She's got a lot to answer for. 1958 01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:33,179 Boys, this is way above your pay grade. Come on. 1959 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:36,283 She's all yours. 1960 01:32:41,856 --> 01:32:43,723 Sorry, art. 1961 01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:45,225 Hey, dad. Bigfoot's baby? 1962 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:46,826 Hey! 1963 01:32:46,828 --> 01:32:49,930 Your mother's been worried sick about you. 1964 01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:51,264 Where the hell is the creature? 1965 01:32:53,635 --> 01:32:55,869 Where the hell is the creature? 1966 01:32:57,773 --> 01:32:59,573 God damn it! 1967 01:33:02,144 --> 01:33:04,010 You're welcome. 1968 01:33:09,116 --> 01:33:10,750 This is bullshit. 1969 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,752 I know what I saw. 1970 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,020 I got pictures. 1971 01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:22,662 I wish they hadn't taken my camera. 1972 01:33:54,695 --> 01:33:57,063 Where'd you get those pants? 1973 01:33:57,065 --> 01:33:58,666 Those are awesome. I could really do some 1974 01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:00,200 hiding in the wild with those. 1975 01:34:00,202 --> 01:34:01,935 What size are you? 1976 01:34:01,937 --> 01:34:02,969 See you, Louise. 1977 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:04,170 Yeah, see you, Arthur. 1978 01:34:04,172 --> 01:34:07,674 Oh, your badge. 1979 01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:21,287 Rock me, Rodney! 1980 01:35:17,044 --> 01:35:19,145 Do you mind If I fish through? 1981 01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:20,480 No one's stopping ya. 1982 01:35:33,027 --> 01:35:34,728 It doesn't work. 1983 01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:35,729 What? 1984 01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:36,863 Fishing naked. 1985 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,402 You told me it was the only way to catch big fish? 1986 01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:44,804 I lied. 1987 01:35:44,806 --> 01:35:47,974 I just wanted to see If I could get you naked. 1988 01:35:47,976 --> 01:35:49,476 Guess it worked. 136442

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