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NOBODY DEMANDED
THAT YOU COME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HOW OFTEN
DO YOU GET TO DO THIS?
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WHILE WE'RE GOING CRAZY,
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WE SHOULD GET TOILET PAPER
AND A PLUNGER.
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I'LL DO THIS LATER.
NO. I'M TEASING.
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GET THAT LIST OF YOURS.
OKAY. AHEM.
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I NEED LEGAL PADS.
GOT IT.
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TONS OF PENS.
RIGHT.
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SOME PENCILS, THREE
HIGHLIGHTERS, AN ERASER,
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A STAPLE REMOVER,
AND A FOLDER.
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YOU NEED THREE
HIGHLIGHTERS?
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THREE?
YES.
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THAT'S A VERY RANDOM NUMBER.
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THREE IS NOT A RANDOM NUMBER.
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HOW'D YOU GET THE THREE?
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ONE DRIES UP, ONE GETS LOST,
I HAVE ONE LEFT.
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YOU'VE REALLY THOUGHT
THIS OUT.
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WHAT CAME FIRST --
THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
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CAN WE GET BACK
TO THE LIST?
ALRIGHT.
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OOH, HEY --
LEGAL PADS.
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NO. THOSE ARE PURPLE.
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PURPLE IS FESTIVE.
I CAN'T HAVE PURPLE.
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YES, YOU CAN.
THEY'RE ON SALE.
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I'M GOING TO A SERIOUS SCHOOL.
I NEED SERIOUS PAPER.
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PAPER IS PAPER.
NOT AT CHILTON.
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ALRIGHT, FINE.
HERE'S YOUR SERIOUS PAPER.
THANK YOU.
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OOH, AND HERE ARE
YOUR SOMBER HIGHLIGHTERS,
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YOUR MAUDLIN PENCILS,
YOUR MANIC-DEPRESSIVE PENS.
MOM.
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THESE ERASERS ARE ON LITHIUM,
SO THEY SEEM CHEERFUL,
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BUT WE CAUGHT THEM
TRYING TO SHOVE THEMSELVES
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IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER.
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I'M GOING HOME.
NO, WAIT.
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WE'RE GONNA STAGE
AN INTERVENTION
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WITH THE NEON POST-ITS
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AND MAKE THEM GIVE UP
THEIR WACKY, CRAZY WAYS.
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YOU'RE NEVER COMING SHOPPING
WITH ME AGAIN.
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OH, HERE'S A CARD...
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED
IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANY ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED
IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW
WHERE YOU LEAD **
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[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
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* LA LA LA LA LA *
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* LA LA LA LA LA *
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* LA LA LA LA LA **
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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Man: DECENT EFFORT BY MOST,
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GOOD EFFORT BY SOME,
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EXCEPTIONAL EFFORT BY TWO --
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MISS GELLER...
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MISS GRANT...
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MR. GRAHAM...
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MISS GILMORE,
TAKE THESE HOME.
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LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES.
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LOOK AT THE LARGE, RED CIRCLES
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AROUND VARIOUS PARTS
OF YOUR PAPER
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AS FRIENDLY REMINDERS
THAT TO ERR IS HUMAN
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AND THAT HERE AT CHILTON
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WE TRY TO BEAT THAT HUMANITY
OUT OF YOU.
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OKAY. NEXT UP, THE TEST --
THE DREADED TEST.
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SHAKESPEARE -- THE MAN
WE'VE BEEN DRONING ON ABOUT
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FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS --
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FINALLY COMES BACK
TO HAUNT US ON FRIDAY.
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THIS IS A BIG ONE, MY FRIENDS --
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MULTIPLE CHOICE
WITH AN ESSAY SECTION
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THAT WILL COUNT FOR 20%
OF YOUR GRADE THIS SEMESTER.
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DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY KIND FACE
AND CHARMING PERSONALITY.
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THIS TEST WILL BE HARD,
AND THERE WILL BE NO MAKEUPS.
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REFER TO THE STUDY MATERIALS
THAT I GAVE YOU
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AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH
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AND THOSE EXTENSIVE NOTES
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TAKING.
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HARD PAPER.
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KILLER.
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HOW'D YOU DO?
"A."
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ME TOO!
SMALL WORLD.
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ISN'T IT?
MADELINE, WHAT'D YOU GET?
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YOU KNOW I GOT A "B."
A "B's" NOT BAD.
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RESPECTABLE EVEN.
I'DBE PROUD.
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A "D," HOWEVER,
WOULD BE CAUSE FOR CONCERN.
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A CRY FOR HELP.
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A JOB APPLICATION
AT McDONALD'S.
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WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES
WITH THAT?
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE SMART.
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AS MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAYS,
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SOMEBODY
HAS TO ANSWER THE PHONES.
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OKAY, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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NO, BUT RORY DOES.
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HEY, MARY!
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AND IT JUST KEEPS
GETTING BETTER.
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YOU LOOK SAD.
I'M FINE.
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BAD GRADE?
I HAVE TO GO.
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MARY, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHY WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
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I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
I MAKE YOU NERVOUS.
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IT'S BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T LEARN MY NAME.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
IS THAT A NO?
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IS THERE NO ONE ELSE
YOU CAN BOTHER?
I THINK YOU LIKE ME.
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OH, BOY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FRIDAY NIGHT?
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I'M BUSY.
WHAT, YOU GOTTA BE BACK
AT THE CONVENT BY 5:00?
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PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
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ALRIGHT. WELL...
SINCE YOU SAID PLEASE.
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LATER...MARY.
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[ French accent ]
AAAH! YOU IMBECILE!
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BACK OFF, CHEVALIER.
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YOU'RE STUPID, BLIND,
AND CLUMSY.
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AT LEAST I'M NOT FRENCH.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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SHE RAN OVER MY SHOE.
HE GOT IN THE WAY.
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YOU AIMED FOR ME.
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HOLD ON.
SHE SCRATCHED MY SHOES.
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WHAT A BABY.
THESE ARE
$300 ITALIAN LOAFERS.
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I WONDER IF VERSACE
MAKES A PACIFIER.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
EXCUSE ME?
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YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
THEN I DOCK YOUR PAY.
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CAN I KILL HER?
NOT BEFORE HIGH TEA.
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FINE. THEN I WILL CURSE YOU
CONSTANTLY
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AND IN SEVERAL LANGUAGES.
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I'M GOIN' FOR THE OTHER FOOT.
DON'T!
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DRELLA,
TO YOUR CORNER -- NOW!
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I WIN.
MICHEL,
YOU'RE A GROWN MAN.
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NOW GO TO YOUR DESK
AND ACT LIKE ONE.
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOD.
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SOOKIE! SOOKIE!
OKAY, JUST A MINUTE!
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I'VE GOT IT.
THE REVIEW?
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IT'S HERE.
OOH! WHERE IS IT?
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I'M LOOKING.
HURRY.
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OH!
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BEHOLD -- IN THEATERS NOW,
THE THING THAT READS A LOT.
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CHOCOLATE?
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GLASS MEASURING CUP.
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LORELAI, LOOK, LOOK.
I'M SORRY.
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JEEZ, WHO'S NAKED?
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UH, LUCIEN MILLS --
FOOD CRITIC.
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YEAH? HOW'S HIS BUTT?
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO REVIEW
THE RESTAURANT --
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OH! HERE IT IS.
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IS IT -- IS IT GOOD?
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IS HE MEAN?
SHOULD I CRY?
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HERE WE GO.
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"THE WORDS 'DIVINE,'
'DELECTABLE,' AND 'DELIRIOUS'
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"DON'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE
THE DELICIOUS EXPERIENCE
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OF DINING
AT THE INDEPENDENCE INN."
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I'M SMELLING A RAVE.
REALLY?
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"ONLY CHEF SOOKIE ST. JAMES
COULD MAKE A SIMPLE SALAD
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"OF HOTHOUSE TOMATOES
AND ASSORTED FRESH HERBS
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"SEEM LIKE
A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.
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"HER LOBSTER BISQUE IS WORTH
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EVERY SINFUL,
CREAM-FILLED SIP."
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SEE, I DON'T USE
THAT MUCH CREAM.
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I JUST USE A VERY CONCENTRATED
LOBSTER STOCK,
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AND IT REALLY MAKES IT --
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SOOKIE, HE'S NOT HERE.
OKAY, GO ON.
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"THE ENTREES ARE AS HEAVENLY
AS THE STARTERS.
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"THOUGH THE MUCH-LAUDED RISOTTO
WAS PERFECTLY FINE,
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"IT WAS THE SIMPLE
HANDKERCHIEF PASTA
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"WITH BROWN SAGE
IN A BUTTER SAUCE
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THAT SENT ME
THROUGH THE ROOF."
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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
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I'M GONNA HAVE THIS FRAMED
FOR THE DINING ROOM!
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OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE SWELL.
CAN I SEE THAT AGAIN?
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SO WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
TONIGHT, HUH --
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GIRLS ON THE TOWN?
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I CAN'T. I HAVE TO STUDY.
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I SHOULD REALLY GET STARTED
ON THIS SHOPPING LIST.
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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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WE ARE YOUNG AND FIERY WOMEN.
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STUDYING?
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SHOPPING LISTS?
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WHERE'S "TO HELL WITH IT ALL"?
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WHERE'S "THROWING CAUTION
TO THE WIND"?
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WHERE -- OH, SHOOT --
THE LINEN DELIVERY.
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YOU GO, GIRL.
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NEWS IS ON!
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ONE SEC.
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FOR OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,
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A GRISLY, HORRIBLE THING
HAPPENED IN A SMALL TOWN
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WHERE NO GRISLY,
HORRIBLE THINGS EVER HAPPEN.
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EVERYONE SHOCKED.
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HOUSE SLIDES DOWN HILL.
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LIPOSUCTION KILLS.
STAY FAT.
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HEY, LET'S GET ICE CREAM!
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I'M BORED.
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HELLO?
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MOM, I'M STUDYING.
I'M TALKING ICE CREAM.
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CAN'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY. WHEN?
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ARE YOU 4?
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NO! I'M HUNGRY!
HAVE SOME MORE PIZZA.
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IT'S COLD.
HEAT IT UP.
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IT'S NOT THE SAME.
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LORELAI, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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WOW! SMART GIRLS ARE MEAN!
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IF YOU LET ME STUDY NOW,
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I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
THIS WEEKEND.
PROMISE.
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YES. WE CAN DO
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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WILL YOU GO
TO THE SHOE SALE WITH ME?
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WILL YOU LET ME TRY ON
ANYTHING I WANT?
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WILL YOU HELP ME PUSH PEOPLE
OUT OF THE WAY?
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I'LL EVEN RUN INTERFERENCE
FOR YOU.
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ALRIGHT. YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
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GOOD.
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SO -- I'M SORRY --
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WHERE DID WE LAND
ON THE WHOLE ICE-CREAM ISSUE?
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WHAT?
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[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
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[ BELLS JINGLE ]
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LANE?!
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RORY?!
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RIGHT OR LEFT?!
220
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LEFT!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEFT!
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SORRY --
MY LEFT, YOUR RIGHT!
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OKAY!
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MARCO...
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POLO!
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MARCO...
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POLO!
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HEY, MARCO.
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HEY, POLO.
YOU'RE LATE.
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SORRY.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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12 CALORIES.
233
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,146
HERE.
OH, MY GOD. BLESS YOU.
234
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,918
MAN, WHAT'S THAT?
235
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,320
MY NOTES.
REALLY?
236
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,890
I DON'T THINK SHAKESPEARE
KNEW HIMSELF THIS WELL.
237
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,726
OOH, I LIKE.
HOW MUCH?
238
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,961
$500.
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
239
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,130
$450.
I'M NOT SO SURE.
240
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,733
$375 AND YOU TAKE IT
RIGHT NOW.
241
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,368
SOLD.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.
242
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,403
MOVE.
243
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,375
I REALLY MISS
STARS HOLLOW HIGH.
244
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,543
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
245
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,213
NO. CHILTON'S JUST --
246
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,549
I DON'T KNOW -- HARD.
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
247
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,753
YOU WERE ALWAYS MISS
EVERYTHING'S-SO-EASY-AT-SCHOOL.
248
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:56,389
THIS SHOULD BE
A SNAP FOR YOU.
249
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,391
NOPE. THIS IS SOLD. MOVE.
250
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,592
WHAT'S THAT?
251
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,561
OH, THAT'S MINE.
252
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,497
THAT IS
CHOCOLATE-COVERED DEATH.
253
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,100
WITH A CREAMY
CARAMEL SURPRISE.
254
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,906
UM, SO...THIS GUY
ASKED ABOUT YOU TODAY.
255
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,742
WHAT GUY?
THE NEW KID --
256
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,178
TALL, PERFECT.
WHAT DID HE WANT TO KNOW?
257
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,313
WHERE YOU WERE.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
258
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,750
I TOLD HIM
YOU WERE TOO SMART FOR US
259
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,918
AND YOU HAD TO GO
TO GENIUS SCHOOL.
260
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,820
OH.
HE REALLY LIKED THAT.
261
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,856
I GUESS HE'S
INTO BRAINY CHICKS.
262
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,959
WELL, I'LL KEEP MY EYES OPEN
FOR ONE FOR HIM.
263
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,995
NO -- SOLD. MOVE.
MOM.
264
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:38,498
WELL, WHERE
DO YOU WANT US TO GO?!
LIBRARY.
265
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,400
I HATE SALES!
266
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,405
[ HARP MUSIC ]
267
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,740
NO BLACK SABBATH.
268
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,275
NO ONE IS LISTENING.
269
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,111
NO BLACK SABBATH, NO STEELY DAN,
NO BOSTON, AND NO QUEEN.
270
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,947
[ SIGHS ] WHAT HAPPENED
TO MAKE YOU SO COLD?
271
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,582
YOU LIKE THAT MOZART.
272
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,451
I AM THE ARTIE SHAW
OF HARPISTS.
273
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,588
SOOKIE, I NEED COFFEE TO GO.
274
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,655
THERE'S FRESH OVER THERE.
275
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,491
OOH, GOOD.
276
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,864
FRESH IN MY FIRST LIFETIME
AS JOAN OF ARC.
277
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,168
OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT
I MADE FRESH. HERE.
278
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,804
BLESS YOU.
I'M SO EXHAUSTED.
279
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,839
AND I HAVE TO DRIVE
TO HARTFORD TONIGHT
280
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,507
TO GO TO
A PARENT/TEACHER MEETING.
281
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,942
SOUNDS GREAT.
282
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,111
THIS SCHOOL IS SO DIFFERENT
FROM STARS HOLLOW.
283
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,746
THEY SEND HOME A THOUSAND PAGES
OF UPDATES EVERY WEEK.
284
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,850
IT'S A VERY INTENSE PLACE.
UH-HUH!
285
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,651
LAST WEEK
THERE WAS THIS HUGE DEBATE
286
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,421
OVER WHETHER PLAID SCRUNCHIES
WERE ACCEPTABLE HEADWEAR.
287
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,389
PEOPLE TOOK SIDES.
THINGS GOT UGLY.
288
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,891
THE SCRUNCHIE MOTION
FINALLY PASSED,
289
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,327
AND I LIKE TO THINK
I WAS THE TIEBREAKER.
290
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,795
THAT'S NICE.
291
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,397
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SWEETIE?
292
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,134
HE SAID IT WAS FINE.
WHO SAID IT WAS FINE?
293
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,002
LUCIEN MILLS.
THE RESTAURANT CRITIC?
294
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,637
HE SAID
MY RISOTTO WAS FINE.
295
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,372
ISN'T IT?
NO, IT'S NOT FINE.
296
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,642
"FINE" IS A WORD YOU USE WHEN
SOMEONE STOPS YOU ON THE STREET
297
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,912
THAT YOU SORT OF KNOW
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO.
298
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,348
THEY ASK YOU HOW YOU ARE,
AND YOU SAY, "FINE."
299
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,417
THAT'S ENOUGH SO THEY DON'T
HAVE TO KEEP TALKING TO YOU.
300
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,886
THEN THEY CAN FEEL GOOD
301
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,121
BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN
CONSIDERATE ENOUGH TO ASK,
302
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,323
AND THEN IF SOMETHING
ACTUALLY IS WRONG,
303
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,959
THEY'LL ACTUALLY SIT DOWN
AND LISTEN,
304
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,593
EVEN THOUGH
THEY DON'T WANT TO.
305
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:18,065
I DON'T THINK HE MEANT "FINE"
AS A SLAM OR AS A MONOLOGUE.
306
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,067
HE COULDN'T HAVE MEANT
ANY OTHER WAY.
307
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,503
I HATE TO SEE YOU GET SO UPSET
OVER ONE LITTLE REVIEW.
308
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,771
THIS IS PRIDE, LORELAI.
309
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,940
I MEAN, YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS RISOTTO.
310
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,541
ON MY MOTHER'S DEATHBED --
311
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:32,345
YOU MADE THE RISOTTO,
AND SHE LIVED THREE MORE YEARS.
312
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,148
THE DOCTOR SAID SHE WOULDN'T
MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
313
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,617
AND SHE LIVED
BECAUSE OF THE RISOTTO --
314
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,919
THE MAGIC RISOTTO.
315
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,754
AND THIS GUY HAD THE NERVE
TO SAY IT WAS FINE.
316
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,590
I DON'T THINK
HE KNEW THE STORY.
317
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,025
[ GROANS ]
318
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,028
OKAY. NOW, BEFORE YOU GET
ALL GOOFY ON ME,
319
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,830
I DON'T HAVE YOUR PORCINIS.
I FORGOT THEM.
320
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,265
I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER EXCUSE
321
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,401
OTHER THAN PLAIN, OLD,
STUPID HUMAN ERROR.
322
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,237
AND I HAVE THE MORELS,
WHICH I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT,
323
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,572
SO COME ON --
LET ME HAVE IT.
324
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,574
MORELS ARE FINE.
325
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,811
DID ANYONE ELSE FEEL THE SHIFT
IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM?
326
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,280
A REVIEWER DIDN'T LIKE
THE RISOTTO.
327
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,317
THE MAGIC RISOTTO?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
328
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,351
I gotta go.
329
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,553
TRY AND CHEER HER UP,
WOULD YA?
330
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,055
UH, SURE.
OKAY.
331
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,893
SWEETIE, PLEASE DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
332
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,530
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE THE BEST.
333
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,597
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
334
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,367
SO...
335
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:32,572
I HEAR THE HUCKLEBERRY CROP'S
GONNA TOTALLY SUCK THIS YEAR!
336
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,775
WE ARE GONNA BE FOCUSING
ON ELIZABETHAN LITERATURE --
337
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:40,480
SHAKESPEARE, MARLOWE, BACON,
BEN JONSON, JOHN WEBSTER --
338
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,050
IS MARLOWE
REALLY THAT SIGNIFICANT?
339
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,885
WE WANT TO GIVE AS COMPLETE
AN OVERVIEW AS POSSIBLE.
340
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,322
YES, BUT WILL HE BE INCLUDED
ON THE ADVANCED-PLACEMENT TEST?
341
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,758
WE CAN'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT WILL BE ON THE TEST,
342
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,195
BUT IT WILL BE IMPORTANT
WHEN YOUR KIDS HIT UNIVERSITIES.
343
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,265
BUT TO GET THERE,
THEY NEED TO PASS THE A.P. TEST.
344
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,800
IT COULD ALL BE ON THE TEST.
345
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,369
HOW DO WE FIND OUT?
346
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,339
YOU COULD BRIBE SOMEBODY
ON THE A.P. COMMITTEE.
347
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,608
I WAS KIDDING.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
348
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,043
I'M SO SORRY.
349
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,512
I HAD A TERRIBLE
POTHOLE INCIDENT.
350
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,948
YOU DON'T CARE.
PLEASE, GO ON.
351
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,916
WHOA, WHOA.
352
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,919
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
353
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,523
YOU OKAY?
UH-HUH.
354
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,891
I'LL JUST SIT NOW.
355
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,960
I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET.
356
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,230
OH. I'M LORELAI GILMORE --
RORY'S MOM.
357
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,798
GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.
358
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,300
RORY'S
ONE OF OUR NEW STUDENTS.
359
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,735
HOW NICE.
NOW, THE TEST --
360
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,938
RIGHT. WELL, WE ARE PREPARING
THEM AS BEST WE CAN.
361
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,840
Man: I'VE HIRED A TUTOR
FOR BETHANY.
362
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,275
ALWAYS A VALID OPTION.
363
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:47,214
JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH,
AND THE CAMEL.
364
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,316
That was really bad coffee.
365
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,452
SO [CLEARS THROAT]
THIS A.P. TEST --
366
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,487
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT IT, HUH?
367
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,157
WELL, THE NEXT TEST
IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT MONTH --
368
00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,393
UM, THE 25th, SATURDAY,
AT 7:00 A.M.
369
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,164
MS. GILMORE?
370
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,599
UH, WHERE IS THE TEST?
371
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,035
IT WILL BE GIVEN HERE.
372
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,869
HERE?
RIGHT.
373
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,004
GREAT.
374
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,940
GREAT. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
375
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,542
UM, YEAH.
376
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,711
UM, CAN PARENTS COME?
377
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,113
WHAT?!
378
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,049
YEAH.
IT'S A BIG, EXCITING TEST.
379
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,883
I JUST THOUGHT --
SORRY. IS THAT STUPID?
380
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,518
NO, IT'S NOT STUPID.
381
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,954
I JUST THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE EXCITEMENT.
382
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,756
IT'S A TEST.
I KNOW.
383
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,124
WHAT'S EXCITING
ABOUT A TEST?
384
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,959
DO YOU PLAY GOLF?
YES, I DO.
385
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,228
YOU EXPLAIN YOURS,
I'LL EXPLAIN MINE.
386
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,529
BACK TO THE MEETING.
387
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,032
That one voted
for the scrunchies.
388
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,168
Must be
a scholarship student.
389
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,602
UM, EXCUSE ME.
390
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,838
I THINK THIS WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME FOR A BREAK.
391
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,640
THERE'S COFFEE IN THE BACK.
392
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,321
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO --
HIT HER?
393
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,624
NO. I JUST -- I HAD SOME GOOD
VERBAL COMEBACKS READY.
394
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,596
IT -- IT JUST
KEEPS GETTING WORSE.
395
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,964
NOT DRINKING IT
IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
396
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,533
NOT IN MY WORLD.
397
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,934
I'M MAX MEDINA.
398
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,603
NICE TO MEET YOU.
399
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,272
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE BEHAVIOR
OF SOME OF OUR GUESTS.
400
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,308
IT'S A TENSE TIME
FOR SOME PEOPLE.
401
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,775
THE S.A.T. SEASON?
402
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,976
THE WAKING HOURS.
403
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,178
[ GIGGLES ]
404
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,013
ARE YOU THIS NICE TO MY KID?
405
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,483
AH, IT'S EASY.
RORY'S A SWEET GIRL.
406
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,584
YEAH, SHE IS.
407
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,956
HOW IS SHE LIKING CHILTON?
408
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,759
OH, SHE LOVES IT.
REALLY?
409
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,561
YEAH. IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT,
410
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,097
BUT SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO TO HARVARD,
411
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,932
AND THIS IS HOW
SHE'LL GET THERE.
412
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,367
HARVARD?
YEAH.
413
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,001
EVER SINCE SHE COULD CRAWL,
414
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,903
I've really wanted her
to go there.
415
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,339
IT'S A GREAT SCHOOL.
416
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,974
I BOUGHT HER A HARVARD
SWEAT SHIRT WHEN SHE WAS 4,
417
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,645
WHICH WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR HER,
SO SHE USED IT AS A BLANKET
418
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,381
AND THEN AS A DIAPER
ON THIS SHOPPING TRIP,
419
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,251
NOW I'VE TOLD YOU A STORY
THAT WOULD SO MORTIFY HER,
420
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,885
SHE'LL KILL ME
WHEN SHE FINDS OUT.
421
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,755
DON'T TELL HER, THEN.
IT'LL BE OUR SECRET.
422
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,523
I APPRECIATE THAT.
423
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,695
SO, ARE YOU A B-52's GIRL?
424
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,130
WHAT?
425
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,600
NO, I'M A KLUTZ GIRL
426
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,771
WHO SHOULD NOT DRIVE
WITH COFFEE IN HER HAND.
427
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,474
I, UM, HAD THIS IN THE CAR.
428
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,811
YOU KNOW, I HOPE RORY ADJUSTS
TO THIS PLACE.
429
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,112
WE NEED HER HERE.
430
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,847
THANK YOU. THAT'S SO NICE.
431
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,484
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO
DISAPPOINTED ABOUT HER PAPER.
432
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,320
IT'S VERY HARD TO CATCH UP
ON ALL THAT READING MATERIAL.
433
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,022
I KNOW A "D" SEEMS DISMAL --
RORY GOT A "D?"
434
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,657
YEAH, BUT --
SHE'S NEVER GOTTEN A "D."
435
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,093
IT'S THE FIRST PAPER
SHE'S HAD TO TURN IN.
436
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,695
SHE'S BOUND TO FALTER
A LITTLE.
437
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,198
MAN, THIS TOTALLY EXPLAINS
THE "NO ICE CREAM" THING.
438
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,201
GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
THE ICE-CREAM THING?
439
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,269
I'VE GOTTA GO.
440
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,505
I'M SORRY IF I SAID SOMETHING
TO OFFEND YOU.
441
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,008
OH, NO. IF RORY GOT A "D,"
SHE'S NOT FEELING TOO GOOD,
442
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,910
AND I'D LIKE TO BE THERE.
443
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,212
I UNDERSTAND.
444
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,747
SO...
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
445
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,781
YOU TOO.
446
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,916
[ GIGGLES ]
447
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,385
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
I WILL.
448
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,887
DON'T EVER MAKE COFFEE
EVER AGAIN.
449
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,757
I WON'T, I PROMISE.
OH --
450
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,892
OH. HA HA HA. THANKS.
451
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,562
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
BYE.
452
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,297
BYE.
453
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,899
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
454
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,170
* LA LA LA LA LA *
455
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,473
* LA LA LA LA LA **
456
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,349
HERE.
WHAT'S THAT?
457
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,850
YOU NEED PIE.
I DO?
458
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,719
VIOLENT PENCIL-TOSSING USUALLY
SIGNALS A NEED FOR PIE.
459
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,556
WHAT IF I HAD THROWN A PEN?
I'D BRING A TROUT.
460
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,190
WHAT?
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
461
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,693
I JUST CARRY THEM OUT.
462
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:04,504
HEY. BACKWARDS BASEBALL HAT --
NEW LOOK FOR YOU.
463
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,106
SHE'S EATING PIE?
DID SHE EVEN HAVE DINNER?
464
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,309
YOU RAISED HER.
I JUST SERVE.
465
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,048
OH, HELLO, BOOKWORM.
466
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,184
FINALLY. WHERE WERE YOU?
467
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,654
WELL, UM, ACTUALLY,
I WAS IN HARTFORD.
468
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,789
WHY?
469
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,991
I WAS THERE FOR THE...
470
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,193
PARENT/TEACHER MEETING.
471
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,329
OH, MY GOD.
YEAH.
472
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,097
I FORGOT.
IT WENT VERY WELL.
473
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,534
I WAS EXTREMELY CHARMING.
I WON THE WHOLE CROWD OVER.
474
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,403
THEY MADE ME QUEEN.
475
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:40,106
SO I GUESS YOU TALKED
TO MR. MEDINA.
476
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,576
WHY DID YOU LET ME WHINE
ABOUT ICE CREAM AND SHOE SALES
477
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,778
WHEN YOU HAD SOMETHING MAJOR
GOING ON?
478
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:46,946
I KNOW.
479
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,582
I HATE WHEN I'M AN IDIOT
AND DON'T KNOW IT.
480
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:53,052
I LIKE TO BE AWARE OF MY IDIOCY.
TO REVEL IN IT, TAKE PICTURES.
481
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,087
WE'VE MISSED A PRIME
CHRISTMAS CARD OPPORTUNITY.
482
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,889
I'M SORRY.
483
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,825
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
484
00:20:58,891 --> 00:20:59,992
I COULDN'T.
485
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,129
YOU COULDN'T TELL ME?
YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.
486
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,632
IT WAS TOO HUMILIATING.
OH, HONEY.
487
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,468
YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVE
"SAVED BY THE BELL."
488
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,403
WHAT COULD BE MORE HUMILIATING
THAN THAT?
489
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,407
I COULDN'T FORM THE WORDS.
I COULDN'T EVEN SAY IT.
490
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,509
I COULDN'T EVEN COMPREHEND IT.
491
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:20,413
IT WAS...A "D." I GOT A "D."
492
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,682
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A "D". EVER.
I KNOW.
493
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,952
EVEN WHEN I BROKE MY ARM
AND COULDN'T WRITE FOR A MONTH,
494
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,286
I GOT AN "A" MINUS.
495
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,888
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT SCHOOL.
496
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,923
I KNOW.
IT WAS STARS HOLLOW HIGH.
497
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,361
A "D" AT STARS HOLLOW
IS LIKE AN "F" AT CHILTON.
498
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,597
IT'S WORSE --
IT'S LIKE A "G" OR A "W."
499
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,099
SO THE SPELLING TEST
DIDN'T GO WELL EITHER?
500
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,134
[ SIGHS ]
501
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,071
A "D." I SUCK.
502
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,806
YOU DON'T SUCK.
503
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,207
I CAN'T DO THIS.
504
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,710
LISTEN, A "D" IS BAD. OKAY?
505
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,780
BUT ALL THIS TALK ABOUT "I SUCK"
AND "I CAN'T DO THIS"
506
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,615
AND SELF-PITY,
THAT'S WORSE. NOT YOU.
507
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,049
YOU DIDN'T FEEL SORRY
FOR YOURSELF
508
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,319
WHEN IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS
TO LEARN TO RIDE A BIKE.
509
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,754
FOUR MONTHS.
HUH?
510
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,491
TOOK ME FOUR MONTHS
TO LEARN TO RIDE A BIKE.
511
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,892
REALLY? FOUR MONTHS?
512
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,227
YEAH. YOU WANNA BELABOR
THE CONVERSATION?
513
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,696
ALRIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THE BIKE.
514
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,699
A "D" IS ONE GRADE,
NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
515
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,333
YOU'LL CATCH UP AND DO BETTER.
516
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,168
YOU ARE OF HARDY,
STUBBORN STOCK, MY DEAR.
517
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,705
IF THERE'S ONE THING I GAVE YOU,
IT'S STUBBORNNESS.
518
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,306
I'M NOT STUBBORN.
YOU ARE.
519
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,974
I'M NOT.
FINE. YOU'RE NOT.
520
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,275
THANK YOU.
WELCOME.
521
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,578
YOU CAN DO THIS,
AND I WILL HELP YOU.
522
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,481
I'LL GET YOU THROUGH THIS.
NOW PUT THE "D" BEHIND YOU.
523
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,083
WHAT'S NEXT?
I HAVE A TEST ON FRIDAY.
524
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,419
OOH, A TEST! GREAT!
525
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,920
ON SHAKESPEARE.
526
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:37,089
THE BARD WITH A BEARD. LOVE IT.
IT'S 20% OF MY GRADE.
527
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:41,894
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO
TO GET YOU AN "A"?
528
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,464
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I CAN DO THIS?
529
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,333
I BET YOU A DOLLAR.
THAT'S IT?
530
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,536
THAT'S ALL
MY FUTURE'S WORTH -- $1?
531
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,071
WELL, YOU DID GET A "D."
532
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:55,007
[ CHUCKLES ]
533
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:01,848
"LET ME NOT TO THE MARRIAGE OF
TRUE MINDS ADMIT IMPEDIMENTS.
534
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:05,485
"LOVE IS NOT LOVE WHICH ALTERS
WHEN IT ALTERATION FINDS
535
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,520
"OR BENDS WITH THE REMOVER
TO REMOVE --
536
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,457
"OH, NO!
IT IS AN EVER-FIXED MARK
537
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,892
"THAT LOOKS ON TEMPESTS
AND IS NEVER SHAKEN.
538
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,327
"IT IS THE STAR
TO EVERY WANDERING BARK,
539
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:20,332
WHOSE WORTH'S UNKNOWN,
ALTHOUGH HIS HEIGHT BE TAKEN."
540
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,436
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
541
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,944
HEY, SOOKIE, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE MENU'S GONNA BE --
542
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,245
GOOD?
HOT.
543
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,582
WAIT. I GOT ANOTHER ONE.
544
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,883
BETTER?
HOTTER.
545
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,952
WAIT. I GOT ONE MORE --
ONE MORE.
546
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,655
SOOKIE, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE RISOTTO?
547
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,156
HAVE WE GONE "THEME" NOW?
548
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,993
IS IT GONNA BE LIKE
THE SCOTCH TAPE STORE?
549
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,529
LOOK, I'VE MADE 40 RECIPES,
OKAY?
550
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,063
40 --
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME,
551
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,165
I COME BACK
TO THE SAME CONCLUSION.
552
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,534
THAT YOURS IS BETTER?
YES.
553
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,868
IT IS!
LOOKIN' FOR ME?
554
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,037
YES. GREAT. THREE WEEKS AGO,
555
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,872
A GUY COMES IN HERE --
LUCIEN MILLS --
556
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,808
ORDERS THE RISOTTO,
DOESN'T LIKE IT.
557
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,175
THE MAGIC RISOTTO?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
558
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,645
NOT HELPING.
HE'S A RESTAURANT CRITIC.
559
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,481
HE ORDERED LOTS OF THINGS --
PROBABLY DIDN'T FINISH THEM.
560
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,551
IN HIS REVIEW, HE SAID
HIS WAITER HAD A GOATEE.
561
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,820
YOU'VE GOT A GOATEE,
AND I NEED INFO!
562
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,488
WELL, WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
563
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,389
LIKE HE WAS UNHAPPY
WITH THE RISOTTO!
564
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,760
MAYBE HE HAD A COMPANION THAT
WOULDN'T LET HIM CONCENTRATE.
565
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,428
I SERVE A LOT OF PEOPLE.
566
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,964
HE HAD A BEARD,
FALSE TEETH, WIG,
567
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,633
THOSE GLASSES
WITH THE BIG NOSE.
568
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,768
MAY I BE FIRED NOW?
ABSOLUTELY.
569
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,970
WHAT ABOUT A GUY
WITH AN ANNOYING COMPANION
570
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,806
WHO WAS SITTING UNDERNEATH
AN AIR-CONDITIONING VENT
571
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:36,408
NEXT TO A WOMAN
WITH TOO MUCH PERFUME ON?
572
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,111
"THE COMEDY OF ERRORS" --
WRITTEN?
573
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,580
1590.
574
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,082
PUBLISHED?
1698.
575
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,284
1623. CLOSE.
576
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:46,485
HOW IS 1623 CLOSE?
577
00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:48,320
YOU GOT THE "16" PART RIGHT.
578
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:49,756
I WAS OFF BY 75 YEARS.
579
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,291
WELL, ANYTHING UNDER 100
IS CLOSE.
580
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,126
WHAT KIND OF A RULE IS THAT?
581
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,095
I'M RUNNING
THE STUDY SESSION HERE.
582
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,097
OKAY. "RICHARD III."
583
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,331
1591.
584
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,867
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
'93?
585
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,602
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
'96?
586
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,572
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING.
587
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,973
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
588
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,745
GO ON. I'M LISTENING.
589
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,381
THE SONNETS ARE 154 POEMS
OF 14 LINES.
590
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,816
EXCEPT?
591
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,251
EXCEPT FOR 126,
WHICH IS 12 LINES.
592
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,187
GOOD.
593
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,590
THEY'RE WRITTEN
IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER.
594
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,024
EXCEPT?
595
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:28,761
EXCEPT FOR 145,
WHICH IS IN TETRAMETER.
596
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,630
ROCK ON, SISTER.
REALLY?
597
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,364
NOT ONE MISTAKE.
WOW!
598
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,734
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
NAUSEOUS.
599
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,169
WELL, I DON'T THINK THE FRIES
AND HORSERADISH SAUCE
600
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,671
WAS THE BEST IDEA WE HAD.
601
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,673
IT WAS SATISFYING
IN THE MOMENT, THOUGH.
602
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,942
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW
THAT CLASS AWAY TOMORROW.
603
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,510
YOU THINK?
I THINK.
604
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:47,980
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL IT
A NIGHT AND GET SOME SLEEP?
605
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,683
YOU GO. I WANNA REVIEW MY NOTES
ONE MORE TIME.
606
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,218
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL STAY UP.
607
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,654
MOM, GO TO SLEEP.
NO. I'M NOT EVEN TIRED.
608
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,389
I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU!
609
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:59,759
[ SIGHS ]
610
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,252
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
611
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:45,137
* GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW *
612
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,809
* MY DARLIN' *
613
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:54,814
* AND I'LL KEEP ALL
THE BAD DREAMS AWAY *
614
00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:03,389
* BREATHE NOW
THINK SWEET THINGS *
615
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:09,696
* AND I'LL THINK OF ALL
THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY *
616
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:13,933
* BECAUSE WE MADE YOU *
617
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,236
* MY DARLIN' *
618
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:22,675
* WITH THE LOVE
IN EACH OF OUR HEARTS **
619
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,587
NO! OH, NO!
620
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,691
Oh, jeez.
621
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,693
This was such a bad
sleeping idea.
622
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,062
I'M LATE!
WHAT?
623
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,431
I'M LATE! I'M LATE!
I WOKE UP LATE!
624
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,766
RORY, CALM DOWN.
625
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,368
I CAN'T CALM DOWN!
I MISSED MY BUS! GET UP!
626
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,203
SWEETIE, MOMMY CAN'T GET UP
RIGHT NOW.
627
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:54,573
MOMMY'S BEEN SLEEPING
AT A RIGHT ANGLE ALL NIGHT.
628
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,675
I'M GONNA MISS THE TEST!
629
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,711
NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
630
00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,747
I'LL GET THE KEYS.
WE'LL GO RIGHT NOW.
631
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:04,516
LET'S GO.
LET'S GO!
632
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,919
I CAN'T TAKE YOU.
YOU HAVE TO!
633
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,155
I'VE A MEETING AT 8:00!
MOM!
634
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:13,125
OKAY, WAIT. OKAY. THINK.
LISTEN. HERE. YOU DRIVE.
635
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,527
WHAT?
I'LL GET A RIDE FROM SOOKIE.
636
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:18,597
TAKE THE PHONE. TAKE THE KEYS.
GO, GO, GO, GO!
637
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,332
I'M GONE!
638
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:22,334
GOOD LUCK!
639
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,051
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
640
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,321
HELLO?
641
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,091
DID I LEAVE A SET OF NOTES
AT YOUR HOUSE?
642
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,926
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M DRIVING TO SCHOOL.
643
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,996
I NEED TO CHECK SOMETHING AND
I CAN'T FIND MY NOTES.
644
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,331
OKAY. HOLD ON.
LET ME CHECK.
645
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,637
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
646
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:01,207
What did I do with them?!
647
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,375
WELL, MAYBE IT'S DOWNSTAIRS
IN THE STORE?
648
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,777
MAYBE. I JUST --
649
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,412
[ THUD ]
OH, MY GOD!
650
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,314
Are you alright?
651
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:11,250
I JUST GOT HIT BY A DEER!
YOU HIT A DEER?
652
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:15,121
NO! I GOT HIT BY A DEER!
HOW DO YOU GET HIT BY A DEER?
653
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,756
I WAS AT A STOP SIGN,
AND HE HIT ME!
654
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,458
OH, MY GOD!
655
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:22,929
Was it a 4-way stop?
WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?
656
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,164
I don't know.
I don't know what to ask
657
00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,499
after you've been hit
by a deer.
658
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:28,700
I DON'T SEE HIM.
659
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,803
WELL, PUT SALT DOWN.
DEER LOVE SALT.
660
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,504
WHERE AM I GONNA GET SALT?
661
00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:33,739
DO YOU HAVE A LUNCH?
662
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,141
LANE!
Sorry.
663
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,245
I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE.
WHAT IF HE'S HURT?
664
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,546
RORY, YOUR TEST.
665
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,082
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 7:40.
666
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,851
NO!!
667
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,634
I'M SORRY.
668
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:05,471
MISS GILMORE, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT IN THE LIBRARY.
669
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,705
WHAT ABOUT THE TEST?
670
00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:07,874
YOU'VE MISSED THE TEST.
671
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,541
WE START CLASS AT 8:05.
672
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,577
THAT'S WHEN I NEED PEOPLE
IN THEIR SEATS.
673
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,480
I'M SORRY. IT'S THE RULES.
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
674
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,549
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT STUDYING,
AND THEN I MISSED MY BUS.
675
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,986
SO I HAD TO DRIVE.
LET'S DISCUSS THIS OUTSIDE.
676
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,821
I'M DRIVING, I STOP
AND I GET HIT BY A DEER.
677
00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:25,391
YOU HIT A DEER?
I GOT HIT BY A DEER.
678
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,693
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
I'VE GOT ANTLER PRINTS
679
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,461
ON THE SIDE OF MY MOTHER'S CAR.
680
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:31,898
NO! YOU HAVE TO LET ME TAKE
THIS TEST!
681
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,866
I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT SHAKESPEARE.
682
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,201
CALM DOWN.
683
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,303
I KNOW HIS BIRTHDAY,
HIS MOTHER'S NAME...
684
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,005
Loser.
685
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,040
JUST WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU, HUH?!
686
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:42,308
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!
687
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,143
YOU HAVE THE GRADES
AND THE STATUS!
688
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,979
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
THAT YOU HAVE THIS CONSTANT NEED
689
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,015
TO BE THE BIGGEST JERK
IN THE WORLD?
690
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,350
LET'S GO.
HUH? WHAT'S UP?
691
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,485
WHAT'S UP, QUIPPY?
WHY SO SILENT?
692
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,354
OUTSIDE -- NOW.
693
00:30:57,056 --> 00:31:00,359
AND, FOR THE LAST TIME,
THE NAME IS RORY!
694
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,133
MAKE SURE THAT CARPET
IS REPLACED PERFECTLY --
695
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,800
PERFECTLY -- NAILED DOWN
AND EVERYTHING.
696
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,336
OH, YOU MEAN THAT "PERFECTLY."
697
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,304
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
THE OTHER "PERFECTLY."
698
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,940
THE ONE THAT COULD BE
MISINTERPRETED
699
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,641
BY THE OTHER MICHEL --
700
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,578
THE ONE WHO COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU MEANT BY "PERFECTLY."
701
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,216
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT PAT BENATAR?
702
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:27,619
GREAT IDEA.
CAN SHE PLAY THE HARP?
703
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:30,222
WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!
704
00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:33,559
WHOO! I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
705
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,327
I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
706
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,662
FOUND WHAT?
HIS BILL!
707
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,230
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
708
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,100
IT WASN'T THE RISOTTO.
HE ORDERED THE WRONG WINE!
709
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,768
OH. WELL, GREAT.
710
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:45,404
HE MENTIONED SOMETHING
ABOUT A SUMMER TOMATO SALAD,
711
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:48,540
WHICH I MADE ONCE IN THREE WEEKS
BECAUSE JACKSON DECIDES
712
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:51,110
TO GET IN A FISTFIGHT
WITH HIS TOMATO GROWER --
713
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:52,411
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
714
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,180
YES. SAVE IT
FOR CHRISTMAS TIME.
715
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,249
BRIAN, THE WAITER,
WORKED ONE SHIFT LAST WEEK
716
00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,251
BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND
KICKED HIM OUT.
717
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,420
CELIA KICKED HIM OUT?
HE DIDN'T WANT KIDS.
718
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:04,991
SHE KNEW THAT.
WOMEN THINK
THEY CAN CHANGE MEN.
719
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,559
I CHECKED THE DATES,
NARROWED THE DAY DOWN,
720
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,395
AND FOUND A PARTY
THAT HAD ORDERED
721
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,163
PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING
ON THE MENU, INCLUDING...
722
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:14,033
THE MAGIC RISOTTO.
YES, AND A RIESLING.
723
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,935
HA! A RIESLING.
WHY NOT DRINK BATTERY ACID?
724
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,238
CHANGES THE ENTIRE FLAVOR
OF THE DISH.
725
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,739
THE FACT THAT BRIAN SERVED IT
726
00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,209
MAKES ME THINK CELIA
IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM.
727
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,144
I'M SO GLAD, HON. OH!
728
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,679
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
729
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:32,051
OKAY. HERE ARE THE ZUCCHINI.
730
00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,086
TOO SMALL -- TAKE 'EM AWAY.
731
00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,658
OH, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
HER BACK, HUH?
732
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,560
YEAH.
YEAH.
733
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:45,431
YOU'RE STILL GONNA HAVE TO PAY
FOR THE ZUCCHINI.
734
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,167
THERE'S A MAN
WITH A FUNNY ACCENT
735
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,735
ON THE PHONE
ASKING FOR YOU.
736
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,272
REALLY? DID YOU GUYS EXCHANGE
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE?
737
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,376
LORELAI HERE.
738
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,379
RORY, WHAT HAPPENED?
739
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,748
I GOT HIT BY A DEER.
YOU GOT WHAT?
740
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,918
AND THEN I WAS LATE, AND THEY
WOULDN'T LET ME TAKE THE TEST.
741
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,321
OH, NO, YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
MOM...
742
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,523
NO, IT'S OKAY.
JUST SIT RIGHT HERE.
743
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:12,991
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
744
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,369
EXCUSE ME. HELLO.
MS. GILMORE, PLEASE COME IN.
745
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,271
THANK YOU.
HAVE A SEAT.
746
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,807
UM, I THINK THERE'S BEEN
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
747
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:32,278
RORY TOLD ME THAT SHE
WASN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE HER TEST.
748
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,247
SHE WAS LATE.
RIGHT. WELL.
749
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,449
SEE, THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES
BEYOND HER CONTROL.
750
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,119
RORY IS NEVER LATE.
SHE'S ANNOYINGLY ON TIME.
751
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,753
I THINK IF YOU CHECKED
YOUR RECORDS --
752
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:45,091
PAST PERFORMANCE
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TODAY.
753
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:48,094
OKAY. BUT SHE WAS UP ALL NIGHT
STUDYING.
754
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,928
I WAS THERE.
SHE HAS A WITNESS.
755
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,597
SHE'S NOT ON TRIAL.
756
00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,300
WELL, YOUR HONOR...
757
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,768
JUST A LITTLE TRIAL HUMOR.
THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
758
00:33:56,835 --> 00:34:00,272
UM, SEE, SHE GOT UP LATE.
SHE BROKE HER NECK TO GET HERE.
759
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,475
WE DON'T LIVE LOCALLY --
THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK.
760
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,044
MY COMPUTER CRASHED,
AND I LOST MY MIDTERM.
761
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,313
I WASN'T MAKING EXCUSES.
762
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,315
MY GRANDMOTHER
AND FIRST COUSIN DIED.
763
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,583
MY SISTER TOOK
MY REPORT TO SCHOOL.
764
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,420
MY RELIGION PROHIBITS STUDYING
AFTER SUNDOWN.
765
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,523
I WENT BLIND LAST NIGHT,
BUT I'M FINE NOW.
766
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:21,960
THAT'S NOT RORY.
MISS GILMORE, RULES ARE RULES.
767
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,295
WHEN YOU'RE LATE,
768
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,497
YOU FORFEIT THE RIGHT
TO TAKE THE TEST.
769
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,500
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE IS HE GOING?
770
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,869
LORELAI, IF I COULD DO
ANYTHING, I WOULD.
771
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,704
YOU COULD LET HER TAKE
THE TEST.
772
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,005
I CAN'T.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
773
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,741
WE'RE NOT HERE TO BE FAIR.
774
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,176
WE'RE HERE TO EDUCATE.
775
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:40,312
YES, AND I'M ASKING YOU
TO PLEASE EDUCATE MY KID.
776
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,748
WE WILL WHEN SHE'S ON TIME.
777
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,217
HAVE A NICE DAY.
778
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,286
ARE YOU HOLDING THAT DOOR
FOR A REASON?
779
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,821
OUR MEETING IS OVER.
LIKE HELL IT IS.
780
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,892
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE
HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS WEEK?
781
00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:56,595
WE HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT
EVERY NIGHT STUDYING.
782
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,897
WE HAVEN'T SLEPT. WE HAVEN'T
TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
783
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,867
EXCEPT THIS SCHOOL
AND THIS TEST FOR SEVEN DAYS.
784
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,304
WE HAVE STRETCHED OURSELVES
AS THIN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
785
00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,005
WITHOUT GOING
COMPLETELY POSTAL.
786
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,774
MY GOD!
WE'RE JUST ONE PERSON!
787
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,178
WHY DON'T WE NARROW
OUR CONVERSATION DOWN TO RORY?
788
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,579
OKAY. WHY DON'T WE?
789
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,614
YOU SIT HERE
IN YOUR SNOTTY LITTLE SCHOOL
790
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,649
THAT'S IN DESPERATE NEED
OF EXTRA HEATING VENTS,
791
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,351
AND YOU NURTURE
HORRIBLE KIDS
792
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,187
WHO TREAT EACH OTHER
LIKE MORTAL ENEMIES.
793
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,621
YOU SET IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS
794
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,656
THAT MAKE NORMAL PEOPLE
FEEL LESS THAN EVERYBODY,
795
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,726
AND YOU TAKE A GREAT KID
LIKE RORY AND TEAR HER APART!
796
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,495
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S COMPLETELY FAIR.
797
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,597
YOU SAY SHE'S SMART
AND SHE'LL DO FINE
798
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:35,267
THIS ROTTING, STODGY RAT-HOLE
COULD USE SOMEBODY LIKE HER,
799
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:38,404
AND THEN YOU SHUT HER OUT OF
A TEST SHE'S CRAMMED FOR
800
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,339
THAT SHE COMPLETELY DESERVES
TO TAKE!
801
00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,174
I DIDN'T CALL THIS PLACE
A RAT-HOLE.
802
00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,675
THAT'S TRUE.
I ADDED THAT.
803
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:46,312
WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET
IN TROUBLE WITH IL DUCE.
804
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,547
I THOUGHT THIS PLACE
WAS GONNA BE SO GREAT,
805
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,517
AND NOW THIS GOES ON
THE "BOY, WAS I WRONG" LIST --
806
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,952
RIGHT ABOVE GAUCHOS BUT JUST
BELOW THE "FLASHDANCE" PHASE.
807
00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:57,022
MY GOODNESS. YOU DO LIKE
TO THROW FITS IN YOUR FAMILY.
808
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,490
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
809
00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,026
YOUR DAUGHTER THREW A SIMILAR
IF NOT AS MANIC
810
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,461
FIT OF HER OWN
THIS MORNING.
811
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,763
OH, PLEASE.
RORY DOESN'T THROW FITS.
812
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,998
SHE'S THE MOST
EVEN-TEMPERED PERSON I KNOW.
813
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:09,501
WELL, THEN, SHE DID
A LOVELY IMPRESSION OF YOU.
814
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:12,137
MS. GILMORE,
EVERYTHING YOU SAID IN YOUR RANT
815
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,839
WAS ABSOLUTELY TRUE --
816
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:16,141
WITHOUT
THE COLORFUL EMBELLISHMENTS.
817
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,109
WE DO SET IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS,
818
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,979
AND SUCH STANDARDS DO FOSTER
HIGHLY COMPETITIVE CHILDREN.
819
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:24,850
HOWEVER, THAT IS LIFE,
AND THAT IS CHILTON.
820
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,118
RULES CAN CHANGE.
YOU CAN CHANGE THEM.
821
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,754
I TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER
822
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,922
THAT THIS PLACE
WAS NOT FOR EVERYONE
823
00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,458
AND MIGHT NOT BE FOR HER.
824
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,493
I WILL NOW TELL YOU
THE SAME THING.
825
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,228
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE HERE.
826
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:39,398
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO
TO HARVARD.
827
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:42,268
IF SHE CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE, SHE SHOULD LEAVE.
828
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,270
TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER HOME NOW
829
00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,572
AND DECIDE WHAT IT IS
YOU INTEND TO DO.
830
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:50,208
HOWEVER, ANOTHER OUTBURST
LIKE THIS FROM EITHER OF YOU
831
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:52,511
WILL NOT BE ON THE OPTIONS LIST.
832
00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:55,281
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
833
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,816
THAT WILL BE ALL.
834
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,258
YOU GOT HIT BY A DEER?
835
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:12,531
YOU DID.
YOU GOT HIT BY A DEER.
836
00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,433
IT JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
837
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,968
YOU COULDN'T JUST RUN
INTO A WALL LIKE OTHER KIDS?
838
00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:20,606
CAN WE JUST GO HOME, PLEASE?
YEAH, SURE. JUMP IN.
839
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,583
Man: MAY I HELP YOU?
840
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:35,253
YES. HELLO.
MY NAME IS SOOKIE ST. JAMES.
841
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,088
I'M THE CHEF
AT THE INDEPENDENCE INN.
842
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,225
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YOU DO?
843
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:42,260
WELL, I'M FLATTERED.
844
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,095
YOU WRITE
ABOUT A LOT OF CHEFS --
845
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:45,764
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
RIGHT.
846
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,835
WELL, I KNOW THAT THIS IS
A TERRIBLE INTRUSION, BUT --
847
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,438
ARE YOU COOKING?
I'M MAKING CHICKEN.
848
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,105
YOU USED TOO MUCH SALT.
849
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,741
I DID NOT.
IT SMELLS SALTY.
850
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,743
I'M CLOSING THE DOOR NOW.
NO, WAIT!
851
00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,646
I FOUND OUT YOUR ADDRESS FROM MY
NETWORK OF CULINARY FRIENDS --
852
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,448
THIS IS
REALLY INAPPROPRIATE.
853
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,516
I GAVE YOU A GOOD REVIEW.
854
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,217
I SUGGEST YOU GO HOME.
855
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,954
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REVIEW.
856
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,358
I JUST WANT YOU TO TRY
THIS DISH...
857
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,860
WITH THIS WINE...
858
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,528
AND I'LL WAIT.
859
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,003
QUITE A DAY, HUH?
I DON'T WANT TO TALK --
860
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,706
PLEASE.
OKAY.
861
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:30,542
YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK
THAT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT.
862
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:33,845
STOP THE CAR.
HERE -- STOP HERE!
863
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,348
YOU'RE JUST FEELING LIKE
AN IMPROMPTU NATURE WALK?
864
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,817
I WANNA SEE IF IT'S ALRIGHT.
IF WHAT'S ALRIGHT?
865
00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:39,985
THE DEER.
866
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,087
SWEETIE, YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA FIND THE DEER!
867
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,555
I'M GONNA TRY.
I'M IN HEELS.
868
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,090
STAY IN THE CAR.
869
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,126
IT'S DANGEROUS IN THE CAR WITH
ALL THE KAMIKAZE DEER AROUND.
870
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,928
I HAVE TO FIND IT.
871
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,798
ALRIGHT. WAIT UP!
872
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,900
SO WHAT DOES THE DEER
LOOK LIKE?
873
00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,002
DOES HE HAVE
ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS --
874
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,605
BESIDES THE WORD "JEEP"
IMPRINTED ON HIS FOREHEAD?
875
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,407
HE'S JUST A DEER.
876
00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:07,212
SO I HAD A NICE CHAT
WITH HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.
877
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,915
HE SAID YOU WENT BALLISTIC
IN CLASS.
878
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,550
I WAS JUST TIRED.
879
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,818
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TIRED
880
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,886
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN KILLING
YOURSELF ALL WEEK.
881
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,922
I WAS STUDYING.
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
882
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,324
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE
STUDYING THAT HARD.
883
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,059
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE 16.
884
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,862
YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP
AND EAT A REAL MEAL
885
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:26,665
AND COME UP FOR AIR
ONCE IN A WHILE.
886
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:30,502
THEY KICKED ME OUT.
OF COURSE NOT. THEY LOVE YOU.
887
00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:32,070
THIS IS COMING FROM ME.
888
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,105
ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD QUIT?
889
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,008
IF YOU WANTED TO GO BACK
TO YOUR OTHER SCHOOL,
890
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,444
THAT WOULD BE FINE WITH ME.
891
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,078
YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.
892
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,614
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
893
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,450
BUT YOU DON'T LOSE IT IN CLASS.
894
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,752
THAT'S NOT PART
OF THE RORY PERSONALITY.
895
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:49,254
IF YOU'RE LOSING IT IN CLASS
BECAUSE YOU'RE TIRED
896
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,889
OR STRESSED OUT
OR WORKING TOO HARD,
897
00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,592
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
I HAVE TO BE.
898
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:55,226
I LOST IT ONCE.
899
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:58,163
OKAY. FINE.
900
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,068
IT'S JUST
I CAN'T REMEMBER A TIME
901
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,571
WHEN WE WEREN'T TALKING
ABOUT YOU GOING TO HARVARD.
902
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:06,838
IT WAS JUST A GIVEN.
903
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,674
THAT WAS WHAT
WE WERE WORKING FOR.
904
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,477
EVERYTHING WENT
IN THAT DIRECTION.
I KNOW.
905
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,245
AND I'M FORGETTING
WHERE THAT ALL STARTED.
906
00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,147
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
907
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,450
I'M TALKING ABOUT
DID IT START WITH ME
908
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:19,918
OR DID IT START WITH YOU?
909
00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,754
WAS IT MY DREAM
THAT YOU WENT TO HARVARD?
MOM.
910
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,758
BECAUSE I NEVER GOT TO DO
THE BIG, FANCY COLLEGE THING?
911
00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:29,427
MAYBE ALL THIS TIME
I'M THINKING IT'S ALL FOR RORY
912
00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:33,865
WHEN REALLY IT WASN'T.
I'M NOT DOING THIS
BECAUSE OF YOU.
913
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,034
IF YOU ARE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
914
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,738
I'LL STILL LOVE YOU. EVEN IF YOU
CAN'T SUPPORT ME IN MY OLD AGE
915
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:42,173
IN THE FABULOUS MANNER WHICH
I PLAN ON GROWING ACCUSTOMED.
916
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,443
I'LL REMEMBER THAT SELFLESS
GESTURE. THANK YOU.
917
00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:48,013
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
I AM.
918
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:52,117
NO, I WANT YOU TO BE "DANCING
THROUGH THE WOODS, CRAZY" HAPPY.
919
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:55,153
IF HARVARD AND CHILTON
IS NOT GONNA DO THAT FOR YOU,
920
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,688
THEN FORGET ABOUT THEM.
921
00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,658
I WAS JUST BEHIND. I NEVER
CAUGHT UP ON THE READING.
922
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:02,160
THAT'S WHY I GOT A "D."
923
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,596
I CAN CATCH UP.
I WILL CATCH UP.
924
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,431
WHEN I DO,
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
925
00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:08,299
RORY...
926
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,536
NO. HARVARD IS MY DREAM.
927
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,904
I WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING.
I SWEAR.
928
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:16,074
YEAH, BUT --
I APPRECIATE ALL THAT
YOU'RE SAYING.
929
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:20,178
BUT I'M NOT READY
TO GIVE UP ON CHILTON YET.
930
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:21,913
FAIR ENOUGH.
931
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,283
I DO, HOWEVER, RESERVE
THE RIGHT TO CHANGE MY MIND.
932
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,119
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE
AS LONG AS YOU REMAIN A WOMAN.
933
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,857
THANKS, THOUGH.
FOR WHAT?
934
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,425
FOR YELLING AT THE HEADMASTER
THE WAY YOU DID.
935
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,528
OH, I DIDN'T YELL AT HIM.
936
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,063
YOU CALLED HIM IL DUCE.
937
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:42,300
WHICH MEANS "KIND SIR"
IN CANTONESE.
938
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,602
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
939
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:48,173
HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GONNA
LOOK FOR THIS CRAZY DEER?
940
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,775
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.
941
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,610
I JUST HOPE
HE DIDN'T HURT HIMSELF.
942
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,745
I JUST HOPE HE HAS INSURANCE.
943
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:58,049
GO GET THAT PLAID SKIRT OFF
AND GRAB YOUR BOOKS.
944
00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:01,119
WE'RE GOING TO LUKE'S.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET TO WORK?
945
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:03,221
THEY CAN LAST A LITTLE LONGER
WITHOUT ME.
946
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:06,091
PLUS MICHEL GETS SO CUTE WHEN
HE FEELS HE'S BEEN OVERWORKED.
947
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,493
HIS EARS PUFF OUT,
HIS NOSTRILS FLARE. GO.
948
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,527
I'M GONE.
949
00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:10,929
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
950
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,134
Lorelai: IT'S US.
WE'RE NOT HERE.
951
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,937
WE HAVE A LIFE.
GET OVER IT.
952
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:22,440
Hi. This is a message for Rory.
It's Max Medina calling.
953
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:25,276
I just wanted to say that I
talked to Headmaster Charleston,
954
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:27,345
or il duce, as he's
more affectionately known
955
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:30,782
in the Gilmore household,
and he's agreed to let you do
956
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:34,019
some extra-credit work to help
make up for the missed test.
957
00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:37,122
Now, I'm not sure what
the extra-credit work is yet,
958
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:39,357
but it probably will be
time-consuming
959
00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:41,426
and extremely painful.
960
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:43,061
It will, however,
get you back up
961
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,731
to where I think
you rightly belong, Rory.
962
00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:49,067
Don't lose heart.
Make this work.
963
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,969
And if your mother's listening,
964
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:54,139
Lorelai, it was a pleasure
encountering you.
965
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,074
I hope it happens again.
966
00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:58,744
Anyway, see you in class.
Bye.
967
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:08,019
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