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~ This is a man's world ~
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~ This is a man's world ~
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~ But it would be nothingwithout a woman or a girl... ~
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Ready or not, here comes mama.
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~ And where is the body? ~
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~ And where is the body? ~
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~ Move over mother ~
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~ Cos I'm going fasterthan you can drive ~
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~ The body beautiful ~
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~ Oh, you are too many things ~
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~ To die for ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ OohOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ AahOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ OohBody beautiful ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ OohOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ AahOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ I am body beautifulBeautiful ~
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~ My cha-cha pumps ~
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~ I've got them on ~
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~ I work the runwayLeft-right-left-right ~
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~ All night longYou'd better walk ~
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~ I am the one ~
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~ There is no otherI am mother ~
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~ I am body beautiful ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Body beautiful ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ I am body beautiful ~
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~ I am grandGrand diva ~
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~ I am the queenQueen Bee ~
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~ A masqueradeWho am I? ~
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~ I'm fantasyYou're fantasy ~
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~ I am the houseThe whole mansion ~
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~ Of elegance ~
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~ FeaturingI am body beautiful ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Oh!Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Uh-oh!Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~
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~ Ooh!Body beautiful ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohOoh ~
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~ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohAh... ~
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- Don't throw your mother at me!
- Get out!
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I'm gonna make my lips
even more bee-stung.
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I'm taking my face to Sweden
to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Ain't nobody here tonight
winning Miss Congeniality.
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Ladies, five minutes.
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New York City!
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Pay your hometown girls some homage!
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Your drag-queen pageant finalists!
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Miss Sheena Riviera.
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Miss Missy!
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Cateria Raez!
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Cappuccino Commotion!
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Vida Boheme!
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Noxeema Jackson!
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Señorita Chi Chi!
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Owwww!
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~ ... and the lady is mine ~
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~ Mine, all mine, ohWell, she's never in the way ~
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~ Always something nice to sayOh, what a blessing ~
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~ What a blessing ~
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~ I can leave her on her own ~
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~ She's OK aloneand there's no messing ~
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~ No messing ~
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~ She's a lady ~
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~ Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~
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~ Talkin' about that little lady ~
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~ And the lady is mine ~
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~ Mine, all mine, oh ~
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~ Well, she never asks very muchand I don't refuse her ~
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~ Always treat her with respectI never would abuse her ~
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~ What she's got is hard to findand I don't want to lose her ~
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~ Help me build a mountainfrom a little pile of clay ~
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~ She's a lady ~
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~ Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~
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~ Talkin' about the little lady ~
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~ And the lady is mine ~
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Hello, hello, hello!
Good evening.
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And here to present
this year's Drag Queen Of The Year...
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last year's winner.
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Put your hands together for
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Miss Rachel Tensions!
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Hello!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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What can I say? My heart is full.
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- I love you!
- Oh, thank you.
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Mama!
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Well, well.
Here we all are again.
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Another year flies by
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and it's time to crown
a new Drag Queen Of The Year.
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Proof that in New York City
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a thing of beauty is a joy
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for exactly 12 months.
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May I have the envelope, please?
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Mmm-mmm. I don't know who he is
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but if there's a snowstorm tonight,
he's going on my tyres.
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The winner
of the Drag Queen Of The Year
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will receive an all-expense-paid,
round-trip ticket
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to Hollywood, California!
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Where she can compete
in the Drag Queen Of America contest.
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I'm so excited I could just spit.
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And the winner is...
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We have a tie!
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- Tie? What's she mean, tie?
- Oh, my God.
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- And the winners are...
- Me...
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...Miss Noxeema Jackson
and Miss Vida Boheme!
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Work the runway, work it!
To the future, diva women!
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Come, come.
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Now, go and scandalise
this country, girlfriends.
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This land was made for you and her.
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Us in Hollywood?
This is total glam.
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I just hope nobody
mistakes us for the Gabors.
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- We'll be seen at the China Bowl.
- We will induce envy and rage.
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Look. That little Latin boy
in drag is crying.
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Find out why
that little Latin boy in drag is crying.
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Little Latin boy in drag,
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why are you crying?
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Cos... It's just cos the two of you
are so pretty, you know?
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- That's all?
- Of course we're pretty
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but why are you crying?
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Maybe she just found out
Menudo broke up.
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Now, little one, what is your name?
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It's Chi Chi. Chi Chi Rodriguez.
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- What's with the waterworks?
- I wanted to win this so much
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because I never won nothing.
Every time that I do something,
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I get it wrong and somebody's
always laughing at me.
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But maybe I'll meet somebody nice
who will rescue me,
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instead of old men
with their greasy bellies and their money
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and their...
...and leaving when the time is up.
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But, no, I'm a loser.
That's why. I'm a loser.
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I hate my life, I hate myself,
I hate everything!
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Listen, listen. You are a winner.
You look like...
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Well, you are a winner and...
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- Don't be looking at me.
- Noxeema!
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Don't be giving me that
bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look.
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Chi Chi, you just sit right here.
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I am going upstairs
to have a talk with Miss Noxeema.
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- We will be right back.
- I'm not going upstairs with you.
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I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy.
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Noxeema, we must all help others.
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- How?
- Take her with us to Hollywood.
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- Say what?
- Take her with us.
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- How are we gonna do that?
- Erm...
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Sell our plane tickets
and the three of us go by bus.
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Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young,
queer life. You and your causes.
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That child is Latin. You don't
want to get mixed up in that mess.
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She might be a Sandinista.
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Noxeema Jackson,
I must admit that I am shocked
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and just a little bit saddened by you.
You, of all people.
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I remember the first time
that I laid eyes
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on a certain young
ebony enchantress in the rough
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and how, through styling
and the occasional make-up tip,
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I helped her look just a little bit
less like Moms Mabley.
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- Moms Mabley?
- And who'd think that enchantress
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would one day share a title with moi?
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Now, on those steps,
that dear little Spanish soul,
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working that tired Abbe Lane drag
for all it's worth
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is all alone in this world.
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And she just once
wants to be special,
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to have a moment in the starlight,
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to dream of being
utterly, utterly fabulous.
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- Hello!
- I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
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Now, the China Bowl is the place
if you want to be outrageous.
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What stunning visions! Tell us
your beauty secrets or we'll die.
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Darling, I cannot be held responsible
for that.
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- I wish I was as beautiful as you.
- Honey!
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Good luck. Come on, honey.
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Thank you.
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- They really like us.
- Love...
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Delighted to meet us!
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Vida! Hi.
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Excuse me. Oh, Vida, Vida!
Che bellissima. Come va?
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Darling, enchanté.
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Oh, you spoke French. How bi.
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Look at you, my little piñata.
How are you?
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The only man of money matters,
Mr John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
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- ¡Ay, tan chulo! El gusto es mio.
- No, no. El gusto es mio.
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No, papito, el gusto es mio.
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- See that?
- El gusto es mio.
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Si te ajusto las nalgas...
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You remember
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
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- His name is my name, too.
- Do people shout? I hate that.
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Look at you!
I'm like a compass near north.
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- Congratulations on your victoire.
- Thank you.
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Now, we must talk.
We have une petite crise.
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- Crise? Oh, jamais.
- We have decided
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to take our young protégé,
Miss Chi Chi, to Hollywood with us.
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- How Three Sisters. How Chekhov.
- We?
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- What part do I play?
- Two round trips to LA.
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- To have or to dump?
- To dump.
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~ To-dump, to-dump,to dump-dump-dump ~
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- One thousand.
- That is fabulous.
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- Then three round trips to LA.
- Mode of transportation?
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- Cheapest.
- Oh, well, mule!
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Sorry, darling. Forgive me.
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- You've got her number.
- Let's say bus.
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I do not do the bus. You have me
mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks.
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Ixnay on the Hound, then.
How about chemin de fer? Train.
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- Oh, yes! Does it have a club car?
- How much?
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Let's see. Three round-trip tickets,
two adults, one child...
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Tell me, does it have a club car?
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1,500?
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That is totally out of our league.
What else can we do?
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On account of your need
and unprecedented glamour,
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today you're the lucky winner of...
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- Can we pay in trade?
- It's English, darling. Noxee.
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"Crazy Elijah -
my cars are my children."
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Drop my name,
anything on the lot - $50.
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- Problem solved. A lifesaver.
- Are we driving to Los Angeles?
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- Cherry Lifesaver.
- All-day sucker.
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Are we discussing driving
from New York to Los Angeles?
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Don't start with me. We will go on.
I've got to go. Bye!
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This America does not
respond kindly to our sort of person.
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No one say anything frivolous
for a few moments,
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I am having a significant experience.
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Whoopee
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Miss Julie Newmar has been watching
silently over this conversation.
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And look at her, vintage Miss Julie.
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She is the perfect,
the ultimate... Oh!
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Describe her
and do not use the word "statuesque".
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Miss Julie, you are statuesque
and you were the only Cat Woman.
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- Read it, please.
- "To Wong Foo,
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"thanks for everything,
Julie Newmar."
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- Who was Wong Foo?
- I don't know but they were close.
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I'm hungry.
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We must take this message across
the land as our sovereign token.
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Let's just relax.
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I was back in the club car,
now we're driving across America.
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¡Ay, nenita! Look! Look at this!
Look what I found.
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Golly, golly, golly!
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- The seats are like butter.
- Now this is a car.
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A car? Mary Alice Louise, no.
This is a land yacht.
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I used to know a lawyer guy
who had a car just like this
241
00:16:51,664 --> 00:16:54,888
and I said then and there
I'd have one for myself.
242
00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:57,889
- Can we have this?
- But we daren't.
243
00:16:57,989 --> 00:17:00,569
I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield
in this.
244
00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:02,924
Ooh! Not a good auto reference.
245
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:05,609
Please, it's a wreck. Ladies.
246
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:09,832
Be careful with the...
It'll never get you to California!
247
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:15,528
- It's the look!
- Noxee, how can you possibly refuse?
248
00:17:15,628 --> 00:17:18,449
Internal combustion,
the ultimate accessory.
249
00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:23,444
Ladies, please, for your own safety,
go with the Toyota Corolla.
250
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,209
It comes down to
that age-old decision.
251
00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:27,686
Style...
252
00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:30,194
or substance?
253
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,190
Hmm...
254
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,037
~ Gotta move ~
255
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,117
~ Gotta get out ~
256
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,650
~ Gotta leave this place ~
257
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,606
~ Gotta find some place ~
258
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,848
~ Some other placeSome brand new place ~
259
00:17:56,948 --> 00:18:00,886
~ Some place where each face thatI see won't be staring back at me ~
260
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,798
~ Telling me what to beand how to be it ~
261
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,830
~ Some place where I can just be me ~
262
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,917
~ Gotta move ~
263
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,686
~ Gotta get out... ~
264
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:17,524
Let me ask you something.
We just left Philadelphia, right?
265
00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:22,205
- So the next city is...
- Bala Cynwyd.
266
00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:25,725
- Bala Cynwyd. It's Welsh.
- That's right.
267
00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:29,484
- How do you know that?
- How did you know that?
268
00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:32,127
Believe it or not, it's my hometown.
269
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:35,485
- Get out!
- Oh, my goodness! I want to see!
270
00:18:35,585 --> 00:18:40,128
- I wanna see where she was birthed!
- The birthplace of Miss Vida Boheme.
271
00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:43,608
There's got to be
a historical marker or something.
272
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:49,009
~ ... when I find me that new place,maybe ours ~
273
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,726
~ Gotta leave this town ~
274
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:52,568
~ Gotta leave this place ~
275
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:58,485
~ Gotta find a new man ~
276
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,596
~ Gotta move ~
277
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,073
Welcome to Bala Cynwyd.
It's so beautiful!
278
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:15,487
Here, they made me stop being Esther
Williams in Million Dollar Mermaid,
279
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,606
thus marring
the Methodist annual picnic.
280
00:19:18,706 --> 00:19:21,885
How come you never told us
you were rich?
281
00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:26,608
- I'm not rich, my parents are.
- You gave all this up?
282
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,805
There will be a barbecue
at Twelve Oaks tonight.
283
00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:33,208
We were so poor my parents
got married for the rice.
284
00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:35,245
Why did you give this up?
285
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:38,605
- Vida gave all this up to be Vida.
- Hello.
286
00:19:38,705 --> 00:19:41,768
Next time you give something like
this up, call me, I'll take it.
287
00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,928
There. There.
288
00:19:44,028 --> 00:19:47,959
¡Ay, mama! Look!
289
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,672
Fabulous. Simply fabulous.
290
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,285
Maps are cheating.
291
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:17,209
Don't do that! What are you doing?
292
00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:19,271
Go back!
293
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:24,551
Oh, Jesus.
Vida, this is unbecoming of a lady.
294
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,724
How are we gonna know
where we're going?
295
00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:38,367
- Instincts, my dear.
- And exquisite wit.
296
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,885
To become a drag queen,
you have to learn these things.
297
00:20:41,985 --> 00:20:45,846
What do you mean, "be a drag queen"?
I am a drag queen.
298
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:49,959
Oh, child, no. You are, simply put,
a boy in a dress.
299
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,968
When a straight man puts on a dress
to get kicks,
300
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,005
he is a transvestite.
301
00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:58,610
When a man is a woman
trapped in a man's body
302
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:01,768
and has the little operation,
he is a transsexual.
303
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:04,045
- I know that.
- When a gay man
304
00:21:04,145 --> 00:21:09,369
has way too much fashion sense
for one gender, he is a drag queen.
305
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,564
Thank you.
306
00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:15,839
And when a tired Latin boy puts on
a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress.
307
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,047
- I'm just a boy in a dress?
- Definitely.
308
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:26,671
OK, OK, that's it.
That does it. I'm history.
309
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,969
Maybe there is a place for somebody
like me but I don't need that.
310
00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:35,686
She running across the border.
311
00:21:35,786 --> 00:21:39,168
You have huge potential
and you are squandering it!
312
00:21:39,268 --> 00:21:41,008
What do you care?
313
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:44,248
Yes, you will start off
a mere boy in a dress.
314
00:21:44,348 --> 00:21:46,727
But when we are done
with this crusade,
315
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,765
Auntie Vida and Auntie Noxee
316
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:53,009
will give you the outrageous outlook
and indomitable spirit
317
00:21:53,109 --> 00:21:56,311
that it will take to make you
a full-fledged drag queen.
318
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:02,089
So now, I want you to turn
your sway-backed little self around
319
00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:06,472
on those Robert Clergerie knockoffs
and get back in this car.
320
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,790
Maybe I'm not just a boy in a dress.
321
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,796
All right. You are a drag princess.
322
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,406
I could live with that.
I'm a princess.
323
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:25,606
P to the R to the IN
to the CESS! I'm a princess!
324
00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:29,566
- Are you all right?
- You gotta like! Princess Chi Chi.
325
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:32,489
That's fine
but you still have a lot to learn
326
00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:35,090
before you're a full-fledged queen.
327
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:37,966
Can I stay a princess?
They're younger.
328
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:42,368
Does everything have to be a joke?
This is not a masquerade, it's real.
329
00:22:42,468 --> 00:22:45,049
There are steps to becoming a queen.
330
00:22:45,149 --> 00:22:47,714
I'm sorry. How many?
331
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,235
Four. There are four steps
to becoming a drag queen.
332
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,325
Tell me, what are they?
333
00:22:56,425 --> 00:23:00,084
Patience, ma chérie.
You will know when you've done them.
334
00:23:00,184 --> 00:23:03,844
Miss Noxeema,
our duchess of protocol, will inform you.
335
00:23:03,944 --> 00:23:08,844
Just pay attention. Auntie
Vida will make you a big old queen.
336
00:23:08,944 --> 00:23:11,849
God grant me the serenity
to accept being a boy in a dress,
337
00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:15,604
the courage to change with the fashions
and the wisdom to know the difference.
338
00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,486
Congratulations, Miss Rodriguez.
339
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:21,968
That was step number one
towards true queenliness.
340
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,005
Step one already!
341
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:27,248
Let good thoughts
be your sword and shield.
342
00:23:27,348 --> 00:23:30,366
~ Take a look at yourselfWhat do you see? ~
343
00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:33,964
~ A willing victim of mediocrity ~
344
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:38,006
~ No one told youyou can't have it all ~
345
00:23:38,106 --> 00:23:41,408
~ It's time to act upand have a ball ~
346
00:23:41,508 --> 00:23:44,313
~ You've got to be yourselfGonna change that vibe... ~
347
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,367
I'm so tired,
I wish I were dead.
348
00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:51,406
We all tired, honey.
349
00:23:51,506 --> 00:23:53,764
We're gonna have to stop sometime.
350
00:23:53,864 --> 00:23:56,806
I know. I've just
sort of been postponing it.
351
00:23:56,906 --> 00:23:59,075
Stop torturing us.
352
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,399
OK.
353
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,969
Budget Hosts are really good,
I'm serious.
354
00:24:17,069 --> 00:24:20,448
You can keep the mints
even if you don't stay all night.
355
00:24:20,548 --> 00:24:22,964
It's a Budget Host.
356
00:24:23,064 --> 00:24:26,086
I don't know.
It's just so Middle America.
357
00:24:26,186 --> 00:24:29,046
- Why don't we sleep in the car?
- Oh, please
358
00:24:29,146 --> 00:24:31,085
I've got to sleep in a real bed.
359
00:24:31,185 --> 00:24:35,925
People are gonna be cruel, maybe
violent. We have been there before.
360
00:24:36,025 --> 00:24:39,807
Let's throw you two a pity party.
Two fraidy old ladies.
361
00:24:39,907 --> 00:24:42,926
- What is she doing?
- Live life before it lives you.
362
00:24:43,026 --> 00:24:45,364
- She'll get herself killed.
- When?
363
00:24:45,464 --> 00:24:48,289
Gonna be second-rate your whole life.
364
00:24:48,389 --> 00:24:50,165
Please get in this car.
365
00:24:50,265 --> 00:24:53,365
I'm not sleeping with
the Wicked Witch Of The West.
366
00:24:53,465 --> 00:24:55,086
Chi Chi, please!
367
00:24:55,186 --> 00:24:58,285
I need some sleep tonight, OK?
368
00:24:58,385 --> 00:25:01,485
- Take a picture, it'll last longer.
- We have to go get her. Let's go.
369
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,090
Why do you always do this to me?
370
00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:07,328
- Ridiculous. A bunch of wet rags.
- She's crazy.
371
00:25:07,428 --> 00:25:10,488
We're staying in this no-tell motel
so be quiet.
372
00:25:10,588 --> 00:25:15,128
- I should have met you outside.
- It's OK, Mr Manager.
373
00:25:15,228 --> 00:25:17,607
We came in for a little sanctuary.
374
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,928
- Welcome.
- Welcome?
375
00:25:21,028 --> 00:25:24,849
- There's wine and cheese.
- I love to be wined and dined.
376
00:25:24,949 --> 00:25:27,529
You'll meet many
of your friends inside.
377
00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:30,087
Friends?
378
00:25:30,187 --> 00:25:33,684
Get with the programme. No one is
so rich as to throw away a friend.
379
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,848
Is there a drag ball going on?
380
00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,487
Basketball?
381
00:25:38,587 --> 00:25:41,028
I'll be centre,
you be cheerleader.
382
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,407
Come on, over here!
383
00:25:45,507 --> 00:25:48,119
- I'm open.
- Move the ball around.
384
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,472
Yeah!
385
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,164
Miss Chi Chi, I must commend you
386
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,684
on your entrance
into this establishment.
387
00:26:07,784 --> 00:26:11,849
Oooh! Absolutely.
Step two, big time.
388
00:26:11,949 --> 00:26:15,524
Halfway towards
utter, utter fabulousness.
389
00:26:15,624 --> 00:26:19,045
Step two to becoming a queen -
ignore adversity.
390
00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,509
- Toast to Miss Chi Chi.
- We salute you.
391
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,471
~ Oh, she's a brick ~
392
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,317
~ House ~
393
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,807
~ She's mighty, mightyJust lettin' it all hang out ~
394
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:49,127
~ She's a brick ~
395
00:26:49,227 --> 00:26:50,686
~ House ~
396
00:26:50,786 --> 00:26:53,965
~ I like ladies stackedAnd that's a fact ~
397
00:26:54,065 --> 00:26:57,644
~ Ain't holding nothing backOh, she's a brick ~
398
00:26:57,744 --> 00:26:59,089
~ House ~
399
00:26:59,189 --> 00:27:02,009
~ Yeah, she's the oneThe only one ~
400
00:27:02,109 --> 00:27:03,877
~ Built like an Amazon... ~
401
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,837
"Lost in the hot embrace
of Damien's sinewy bronze flesh,
402
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,048
"Laritza surrendered
her body completely..."
403
00:27:22,148 --> 00:27:23,244
Oh!
404
00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:27,446
"...melting with every touch
of his insatiable lipses."
405
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,431
Oh, stop. My nerves.
406
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,445
Where the freak are we?
407
00:27:32,545 --> 00:27:34,884
The last person I saw
408
00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:39,272
didn't have but two teeth in
his mouth, so I guess West Virginia.
409
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,526
- Oh, what in gay hell?
- What's the matter?
410
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,486
- This could prove problematic.
- Why?
411
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:54,207
The first name
on my driver's licence is Eugene.
412
00:27:54,307 --> 00:27:55,889
Eugene?
413
00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:58,235
Yes.
Eugene?
414
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,872
Eugene?!
415
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:29,287
- Can I see your licence?
- What seems to be the problem?
416
00:28:29,387 --> 00:28:31,767
You got a tail light out.
Your licence.
417
00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:35,689
Oh! A tail light out. That is
the very least of our problems.
418
00:28:35,789 --> 00:28:37,725
- What have we got here?
- Hola.
419
00:28:37,825 --> 00:28:38,967
Hi.
420
00:28:39,067 --> 00:28:42,086
Erm... I was wondering
if you could help us.
421
00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:44,769
We are three young
career girls from...
422
00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:47,848
- Career girls?
- Yes. From New York City.
423
00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:50,284
We are so lost you cannot believe.
424
00:28:50,384 --> 00:28:54,087
- Where do you think we are?
- West Virginia?
425
00:28:54,187 --> 00:28:56,045
West Virginia?
426
00:28:56,145 --> 00:28:59,166
You're a long way
from West Virginia, girls.
427
00:28:59,266 --> 00:29:03,518
Could you possibly help us find
a moderately priced hotel?
428
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,006
We don't go for that
around these parts,
429
00:29:08,106 --> 00:29:11,009
white girls riding around
with niggers and spics.
430
00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:14,205
- Talk to him, you speak honky.
- Sheriff Dullard...
431
00:29:14,305 --> 00:29:16,644
- That's Dollard.
- I am sorry.
432
00:29:16,744 --> 00:29:20,569
- It's Dollard.
- It says Dullard on your name tag.
433
00:29:20,669 --> 00:29:23,200
It's a misprint!
434
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,597
As I was saying,
we are three young career girls...
435
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,474
- You're pretty.
- Why, thank you.
436
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,527
Step out of the vehicle.
437
00:29:36,627 --> 00:29:39,369
- Don't do it.
- Vida, please be careful.
438
00:29:39,469 --> 00:29:41,431
Get out of the car.
439
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,046
Christ, you're tall.
440
00:29:45,146 --> 00:29:48,908
- Is this really necessary?
- Where's your licence?
441
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,148
Come with me to my car. Come on.
442
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,031
You stay in the vehicle.
443
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:02,206
Officer, if I could just explain.
My licence, the name...
444
00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:05,645
- Don't worry about your licence.
- Don't worry?
445
00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:08,553
I think maybe he's prejudiced.
446
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,754
I bet you were the brightest
in your class.
447
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,005
What are you doing?
448
00:30:17,105 --> 00:30:19,407
- Give me a kiss.
- No. Please, no.
449
00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:23,207
I know what you want. You know what
you career girls want?
450
00:30:23,307 --> 00:30:25,847
- Careers?
- Same thing as every girl wants.
451
00:30:25,947 --> 00:30:29,285
- No, please don't do this.
- Give Daddy some sugar.
452
00:30:29,385 --> 00:30:32,129
Please, no! Please. No.
453
00:30:32,229 --> 00:30:34,839
When a lady says no, she means...
454
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,154
Get your hand off my dick, buddy!
455
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,595
Sheriff Dullard?
456
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,437
Sh-Sheriff Dullard?
457
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,446
Noxee. Oh, no. Noxee!
458
00:30:54,546 --> 00:30:58,124
- Don't go out there.
- What is going on?
459
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:01,368
I think he's dead.
Don't leave me.
460
00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,884
- I killed him.
- Why is he on the ground?
461
00:31:03,984 --> 00:31:05,968
- Are you sure?
- Don't go over!
462
00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:08,649
- How do you know he's dead?
- I'm not sure.
463
00:31:08,749 --> 00:31:12,926
- He had his hand up my dress...
- Feeling you up?
464
00:31:13,026 --> 00:31:15,434
He was trying to have
his way with me.
465
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,769
- How do you know he's dead?
- If you want to know, you check.
466
00:31:21,869 --> 00:31:24,609
- Don't get an attitude.
- Let me check.
467
00:31:24,709 --> 00:31:27,726
I knew this accountant
who died on me like this.
468
00:31:27,826 --> 00:31:31,236
- Be careful, Chi Chi.
- I can't believe this.
469
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,167
Mamis, don't quote me
but I think this one is deceased.
470
00:31:37,267 --> 00:31:41,925
Oh, my God. A dead white policeman?
471
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:45,727
- Should we blow?
- Yes. Two words, b-low.
472
00:31:45,827 --> 00:31:49,404
- Let's go.
- Don't leave me with this dead man!
473
00:31:49,504 --> 00:31:53,526
Look, Miss Necrophilia,
get yourself in this car right now!
474
00:31:53,626 --> 00:31:57,327
I can't believe this.
I get a nice crown, a nice sceptre,
475
00:31:57,427 --> 00:32:00,517
then I end up being part of...
476
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,435
What are we gonna do now?
477
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,394
Lovely night. Look at those stars.
478
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,729
Come on.
479
00:33:11,829 --> 00:33:14,234
Use your muscles.
Jealous?
480
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,525
Oh, no, it isn't.
481
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:25,805
Please...
482
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,569
Now, we're stuck here forever.
I knew it.
483
00:33:28,669 --> 00:33:32,526
I could be in a comfortable,
climate-controlled environment
484
00:33:32,626 --> 00:33:35,044
on a transcontinental airline,
485
00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:39,246
enjoying my individual package
of peanuts and my warm towel
486
00:33:39,346 --> 00:33:41,285
if it wasn't for what? What?
487
00:33:41,385 --> 00:33:43,448
The little Hispanic rent-a-tart.
488
00:33:43,548 --> 00:33:47,646
I didn't ask to come on this trip,
did I? No, I don't think so.
489
00:33:47,746 --> 00:33:51,686
Did I ask you to be making me over
and jump all kinds of hoops?
490
00:33:51,786 --> 00:33:53,326
No, I don't think so.
491
00:33:53,426 --> 00:33:57,569
And do I want to go to jail
because of some cop-killer?
492
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,249
The next town,
I'm jumping on the first man
493
00:34:00,349 --> 00:34:04,489
and I'm riding him all the way to
New York City and away from you two
494
00:34:04,589 --> 00:34:07,526
because this trip sucks, it sucks.
495
00:34:07,626 --> 00:34:11,806
After all we've done to include you,
you would leave us so quickly?
496
00:34:11,906 --> 00:34:13,366
Like that.
497
00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:15,607
All right.
498
00:34:15,707 --> 00:34:18,529
Since you have learned
absolutely nothing,
499
00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:22,229
I am hereby stripping you
of all your princess points.
500
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,887
- Ooh, that's voodoo. That's cold.
- You can't do that.
501
00:34:26,987 --> 00:34:30,644
When I think Noxee and I decided
to take pity on this Latin boy in drag
502
00:34:30,744 --> 00:34:35,288
- and bring her along with us...
- "Noxee and l"? Uh, uh, uh.
503
00:34:35,388 --> 00:34:39,928
No, no! Noxee didn't decide anything.
Noxee got dragged into this.
504
00:34:40,028 --> 00:34:44,249
What about the two of you
leaving poor Miss Vida
505
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:48,489
at the hands of this possibly dead
Sheriff Dullard
506
00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:52,951
and you stayed stuck
in this car like Mary Jo Kopechne?
507
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,167
O dear and oft-thanked Wong Foo,
508
00:34:58,267 --> 00:35:02,206
it's not that I'm asking for help
but if something, anything...
509
00:35:02,306 --> 00:35:06,805
If somebody gave me back my
princess points, I would get us a ride.
510
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,888
How can you hitchhike
if there are no cars, stupid?
511
00:35:09,988 --> 00:35:14,209
You don't know me very well.
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe.
512
00:35:14,309 --> 00:35:17,272
I got more legs
than a bucket of chicken.
513
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,409
She'll get kidnapped
by some mountain man
514
00:35:22,509 --> 00:35:24,445
and we will have to rescue her.
515
00:35:24,545 --> 00:35:27,557
Why she always gotta have
the last word, huh?
516
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,245
You need a ride?
517
00:35:49,345 --> 00:35:51,408
Yeah! Our car died over there
518
00:35:51,508 --> 00:35:55,207
and I just need to go
pick up my friends, all right?
519
00:35:55,307 --> 00:35:57,077
Hop in.
520
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,766
Get inside.
I got us a ride to Spidersville.
521
00:36:16,866 --> 00:36:18,831
That's Snydersville.
522
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,837
Thank you, Wong Foo.
523
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,124
- Hi.
- Hi.
524
00:36:29,224 --> 00:36:31,191
Thank you.
525
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,285
Well, ladies,
welcome to Snydersville.
526
00:37:21,385 --> 00:37:23,157
Thank you.
527
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,559
- Virgil! Carol Ann!
- OK...
528
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,247
Virgil?
529
00:37:35,347 --> 00:37:37,117
Carol Ann?
530
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,352
And you thought
the Dust Bowl was over?
531
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,509
- Bobby Ray, is that you?
- It sure is. Is Virgil in?
532
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,208
- Virgil. It's Bobby Ray. You in?
- No.
533
00:37:54,308 --> 00:37:56,245
He's in.
534
00:37:56,345 --> 00:37:59,328
Tell him we got a big Cadillac
broke down upside the road.
535
00:37:59,428 --> 00:38:02,126
He's got a big Cadillac broke down.
536
00:38:02,226 --> 00:38:05,829
- So?
- He'll be right down.
537
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,205
OK, well, this is it.
538
00:38:17,305 --> 00:38:20,608
Here you got your bathroom,
you got towels.
539
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:23,965
If you want anything, holler.
We'll put your bags in the hall.
540
00:38:24,065 --> 00:38:26,484
You've got an overhead light here.
541
00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:29,438
- Go get it.
- That's not cool.
542
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,806
You girls all did want to be
in the same room.
543
00:38:33,906 --> 00:38:38,317
Do you, by chance, have a room
that's possibly more inhabitable?
544
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,565
This is the presidential suite.
545
00:38:41,665 --> 00:38:45,926
Must have been
one of those bad presidents.
546
00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:48,769
You seem a little tired
so I'll leave you be.
547
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:52,168
Your car should be ready tomorrow.
It's only one night.
548
00:38:52,268 --> 00:38:57,047
- Excuse me.
- There's no toilet.
549
00:38:57,147 --> 00:38:58,888
You know what I think?
550
00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:02,484
The last black person
to stay here was Sam Cooke.
551
00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:04,685
"'The fates must despise me
552
00:39:04,785 --> 00:39:07,247
"'for I am doomed
to spend the rest of my days
553
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,684
"'in this miserable cell.'
554
00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:11,768
"The rest of her days?
555
00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:15,806
"Suddenly, from out of the darkness
came evidence to the contrary.
556
00:39:15,906 --> 00:39:18,164
"'By the sword of my father
before me,
557
00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:21,764
"'I, Juan Carlos la Noche
will rescue Princess Laritza."'
558
00:39:21,864 --> 00:39:26,009
I think tomorrow
I'll wear a say-something hat.
559
00:39:26,109 --> 00:39:29,834
I think tomorrow
is a say-something hat day.
560
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,007
"'I'm here to save you,
Princess Laritza.'
561
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,470
"'You are my knight
in shining armour."'
562
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,485
Why do I feel like I'm in
the Tournament Of Roses Parade?
563
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:18,286
- Because you're as big as a float?
- Your mother.
564
00:40:18,386 --> 00:40:20,405
- Thank you.
- OK.
565
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:24,845
As soon as I get to a town with a bus
I'm out of here. Howdy, y'all.
566
00:40:24,945 --> 00:40:27,070
Hello.
567
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,888
For girls,
they're sure strong and big.
568
00:40:31,988 --> 00:40:34,926
- Brunell?
- Virgil.
569
00:40:35,026 --> 00:40:39,249
Oh, Virgil.
So how long will she take to fix?
570
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:42,924
- All of five minutes.
- Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
571
00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,125
When I get the part.
572
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:50,406
See, I don't have any Cadillac parts,
especially no old ones.
573
00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:55,165
- I can order it for Monday.
- It's Saturday morning now.
574
00:40:55,265 --> 00:40:58,408
- What do we do till Monday?
- You got to wait.
575
00:40:58,508 --> 00:41:01,677
Oh, no, no, no, no!
People are waiting for me.
576
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:09,037
Ladies. Ladies.
You're just gonna have to wait.
577
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,356
- Maybe Virgil can call his friend...
- Carol Ann.
578
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,128
Excuse me.
579
00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:21,006
What are we gonna do now,
Miss Know-It-All?
580
00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:22,965
- Hello.
- What are we gonna do?
581
00:41:23,065 --> 00:41:25,085
We will have to stay here till Monday
582
00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:29,392
and get to know this lovely town
and its inhabit... ants.
583
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,112
Excuse me. What are you gawking at?
584
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,486
What are you gonna do about it?
585
00:41:37,586 --> 00:41:39,648
Nothing.
586
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:43,686
I love roughnecks. If I was your bread,
would you be my butter?
587
00:41:43,786 --> 00:41:46,204
My God.
This is my idea of hell!
588
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:49,645
- Careful.
- Who is their art director? Ma Joad?
589
00:41:49,745 --> 00:41:52,845
We will make the most of it. Watch.
590
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:56,328
Pardon me, kind sirs. Pardon me.
591
00:41:56,428 --> 00:41:58,647
Thank you.
592
00:41:58,747 --> 00:42:01,329
My name is Vida Boheme
of the Manhattan Bohemes
593
00:42:01,429 --> 00:42:05,084
and my travelling companions and I
594
00:42:05,184 --> 00:42:08,126
will be staying in your fair hamlet
for the weekend.
595
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:12,796
Are there some historical points of
interest that we should not miss?
596
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:20,109
She can't hear and she don't talk.
She's just a little...
597
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,969
Oh. Oh...
598
00:42:23,069 --> 00:42:27,964
There's nothing interesting here
for you, you're from New York City.
599
00:42:28,064 --> 00:42:30,838
But we'll try to be accommodating.
600
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,599
Well, er, thank you.
601
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,126
Pardon me.
602
00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:44,486
But let's just all suck it up
and make this place tolerable, OK?
603
00:42:44,586 --> 00:42:48,314
Now, ready?
Operation Decorator Storm.
604
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,228
~ Wonder WomanWonder Woman ~
605
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,886
~ All the world is waiting for you ~
606
00:43:00,986 --> 00:43:03,649
~ And the power you possess ~
607
00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:08,607
~ In your satin tightsFighting for your rights ~
608
00:43:08,707 --> 00:43:12,832
~ And the old red, white and blue ~
609
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,237
~ Wonder Woman ~
610
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,118
~ Wonder Woman ~
611
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,597
~ Wonder Woman ~
612
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,326
~ Wonder Woman ~
613
00:43:28,426 --> 00:43:31,392
~ You're a wonder,Wonder Woman ~
614
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,317
- That's him.
- Jeez!
615
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,849
- This guy's living.
- You think?
616
00:43:49,949 --> 00:43:53,444
- Sheriff Dullard?
- Dollard here.
617
00:43:53,544 --> 00:43:56,166
- Your badge says Dullard.
- It's a misprint.
618
00:43:56,266 --> 00:44:00,358
- Sheriff, what happened here?
- I was attacked.
619
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,046
- Hello, Loretta.
- Hello.
620
00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:11,486
Alcoholic. Low self-esteem.
Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly.
621
00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:14,518
She took to the bottle
as soon as she could swallow.
622
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,808
Over there. Her and her husband
ain't had sex for nearly seven years.
623
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:24,767
Another mess is the youngest
of the Budd family over there.
624
00:44:24,867 --> 00:44:28,327
Poor thing, he's got a sad little...
st-st-st-stutter.
625
00:44:28,427 --> 00:44:31,924
It'd bring a tear to your eye.
Then there's Clara.
626
00:44:32,024 --> 00:44:35,125
You can say anything to her.
She don't hear, she can't talk.
627
00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:36,968
- She can't hear you?
- No.
628
00:44:37,068 --> 00:44:39,484
Your stockings are falling down!
629
00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:44,889
There's no medical reason. Ever since
her husband lost the movie theatre
630
00:44:44,989 --> 00:44:49,405
and he run off with that lady film -
what do you call it? - Distributor.
631
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:54,156
Oh! Now, over there is Jimmy Joe,
who runs the Rooster and Pony.
632
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,352
He is the nicest coloured man
you'd ever want to meet.
633
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,390
Robert Mitchum?
634
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,405
Yoo-hoo!
Excuse me, you forgot something!
635
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,924
Hello! Excuse me!
636
00:45:10,024 --> 00:45:12,205
You forgot your picture!
637
00:45:12,305 --> 00:45:16,044
I picked it up because
I didn't want it to get dragged...
638
00:45:16,144 --> 00:45:19,590
Oh, no, girlfriend...
Did you just do a U-ie?
639
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:26,009
Oh, girl. I'm coming.
I'm a-coming! I'm gonna get you.
640
00:45:26,109 --> 00:45:27,806
I'm just trying to give you back...
641
00:45:27,906 --> 00:45:29,685
Ooh! Ow!
642
00:45:29,785 --> 00:45:31,725
I don't find this funny any more.
643
00:45:31,825 --> 00:45:34,808
Sheriff Dollard,
we've read your filed report
644
00:45:34,908 --> 00:45:37,606
regarding the assault
in your jurisdiction
645
00:45:37,706 --> 00:45:41,646
and we should ask a few questions
before we pursue this case.
646
00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:44,808
First off,
with regards to the assailant,
647
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:50,086
are we correct in summarising, if
we can clarify matters by saying that...
648
00:45:50,186 --> 00:45:52,469
you got beat up by a girl?
649
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,725
They were not girls.
650
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:04,157
They were boys, three of them,
and one of them was black.
651
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,369
- May we see Exhibit A?
- Found at the scene of the crime.
652
00:46:09,469 --> 00:46:10,809
All right!
653
00:46:10,909 --> 00:46:14,236
They were dressed up like girls
but they were boys.
654
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,884
You sons of bitches.
Don't laugh at me!
655
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:23,086
I was attacked by perverts!
If you won't do something, I will!
656
00:46:23,186 --> 00:46:27,409
- Mrs Dollard...
- Give me the shoe.
657
00:46:27,509 --> 00:46:30,685
- Mrs Dollard.
- Shut up. Just shut up!
658
00:46:30,785 --> 00:46:33,327
I'm gonna bring back three corpses.
659
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,727
And when you look up their dresses
660
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:39,005
if you don't find something
you shouldn't find,
661
00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:41,640
I don't know what.
662
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,765
I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid.
663
00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:11,197
They used to take us troubled kids
into the country for picnics...
664
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,433
I didn't know
it was gonna be a party.
665
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,113
I would have dressed for it.
Liquorice, anyone?
666
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,885
I guess it's a poker party, you got
all your players, you don't need me.
667
00:47:35,985 --> 00:47:38,190
Looksies, no feelsies.
668
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,351
Anybody read any good books lately?
669
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,078
Come on!
670
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,040
That's how you pick up a lady.
671
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,327
Carol Ann, darling,
we need more towels.
672
00:48:11,427 --> 00:48:15,686
We've gone through the first 14
but, you know, girl stuff.
673
00:48:15,786 --> 00:48:19,726
- Are you crying?
- No. Just chopping onions.
674
00:48:19,826 --> 00:48:23,649
TVW - the very worst.
Quick household hint, if I may.
675
00:48:23,749 --> 00:48:26,446
Put these on
and it will shield your eyes...
676
00:48:26,546 --> 00:48:30,007
- No, don't.
- Oh, darling, what happened?
677
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,247
Nothing.
678
00:48:31,347 --> 00:48:34,924
You are going to have a shiner,
put a steak on that.
679
00:48:35,024 --> 00:48:38,008
These boxes
dropped on me from that closet.
680
00:48:38,108 --> 00:48:40,958
Anyway,
I got to get this dinner ready.
681
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,607
- Oh, oh! May I?
- What's that?
682
00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,167
Just a little spice.
683
00:48:49,267 --> 00:48:52,550
- A little paprika...
- No, don't! No, don't!
684
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,326
- We don't use spices here.
- I am sorry.
685
00:48:56,426 --> 00:48:59,525
- Virgil does not like it.
- I'm just pushy.
686
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:03,036
Virgil does like his way,
doesn't he?
687
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,366
You're very observant.
688
00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:10,448
As a matter of fact...
689
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,885
I can't help but observe right now
690
00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:17,589
that there are
no chopped onions anywhere.
691
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,152
I think that maybe you'd better
just let me finish this alone.
692
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,555
Surely.
693
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,447
And the box in the closet?
Good one, darling.
694
00:49:35,547 --> 00:49:39,529
I used to tell people that when
my father called me cruel names,
695
00:49:39,629 --> 00:49:42,592
it was just because
of his sense of humour.
696
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,805
If you need more towels,
697
00:49:46,905 --> 00:49:50,873
you'll find them in the closet
down at the end of the hallway.
698
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,405
Hello.
699
00:50:05,505 --> 00:50:07,445
I brought your picture back.
700
00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,645
You dropped it earlier and...
701
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:12,109
Thank you. You're welcome.
702
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,756
Wow. Miss Thing got
some stuff in here.
703
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,996
Mind if I sit?
704
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,449
Whoo!
705
00:50:28,549 --> 00:50:32,399
That little run you took me on
really took a lot out of me.
706
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,591
Not that I'm not in shape
or anything, but...
707
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,569
Those boys didn't hurt you,
did they, Miss Chi Chi?
708
00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:49,887
Just a little bit, Bobby.
709
00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:52,679
Nothing time won't heal. Thank you.
710
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,526
Look at your eyes. They as blue
as window cleaner, Bobby Lee.
711
00:50:57,626 --> 00:51:00,369
That's Bobby Ray.
Bobby Lee's a girl.
712
00:51:00,469 --> 00:51:03,166
I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend?
713
00:51:03,266 --> 00:51:07,249
No, I don't got one of those.
A girlfriend, I mean. I got a name -
714
00:51:07,349 --> 00:51:09,515
Bobby Ray but you know that.
715
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,272
Sorry. They have a mind of their own,
you know. My goodness.
716
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,844
My God, that was so brave
what you did back over there.
717
00:51:22,944 --> 00:51:24,087
Aw...
718
00:51:24,187 --> 00:51:27,924
You were just like a regular
knight in shining pick-up truck.
719
00:51:28,024 --> 00:51:31,567
- Stop it.
- What time are you due...
720
00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:34,029
Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
721
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,715
That's so romantical.
722
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:48,110
God. I don't have the words.
723
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,489
Don't cry, Miss Chi Chi.
Please don't cry.
724
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:59,969
Miss Chi Chi, if you were my girl,
you'd never cry for anything,
725
00:52:00,069 --> 00:52:02,600
except maybe from happiness.
726
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,515
You said a mouthful.
727
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,276
- Let's go.
- All right.
728
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,355
Don't think that I can't see you,
Miss Bobby Lee. Come, come.
729
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,727
So, you are Virgil and Carol Ann's
eldest, am I right?
730
00:52:44,827 --> 00:52:47,287
Yeah. How did you know?
731
00:52:47,387 --> 00:52:49,969
I'm the eldest in my family, too.
732
00:52:50,069 --> 00:52:51,606
Wow.
733
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:53,955
I picked these for your mom.
734
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,565
They only grow in darkness and dank
735
00:52:58,665 --> 00:53:00,870
but sweetness, how they blossom.
736
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,598
- You know a lot.
- Oh, please.
737
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,088
I guess it's on account
of what you really are.
738
00:53:09,188 --> 00:53:12,118
Bobby Ray told me
what you really are.
739
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,327
- He did?
- Yeah.
740
00:53:15,427 --> 00:53:17,930
You're a career girl.
741
00:53:18,030 --> 00:53:21,088
Oh! Yes. Yes.
742
00:53:21,188 --> 00:53:23,285
I could never be like that.
743
00:53:23,385 --> 00:53:26,406
Oh, no. You can be anything you want.
744
00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:29,366
You just imagine
good things happening
745
00:53:29,466 --> 00:53:32,326
- and you make them happen.
- Oh.
746
00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:37,846
Well, what if what I want to imagine
is a boy I want to go out with?
747
00:53:37,946 --> 00:53:41,407
You might want to set your sights
a tiny bit higher.
748
00:53:41,507 --> 00:53:45,729
Just to start off. Then I'll work
on the career-girl stuff.
749
00:53:45,829 --> 00:53:48,925
Miss Vida thinks
that I don't have a dream.
750
00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:52,647
I'm not Martin Luther King.
I don't need a dream. I have a plan.
751
00:53:52,747 --> 00:53:57,607
I'm gonna tell you what it is
because I knew I could trust you,
752
00:53:57,707 --> 00:54:00,326
being as you're not a big talker
and everything.
753
00:54:00,426 --> 00:54:03,206
My plan is that, while in Hollywood,
754
00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:07,608
I will be approached by an eminent
producer - at the Ivy, no doubt -
755
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:10,486
to star in the lush film version
756
00:54:10,586 --> 00:54:14,269
of the life
of Miss Dorothy Dandridge.
757
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,965
Oh, yes. That noble blacktress
who never played domestic help
758
00:54:20,065 --> 00:54:23,926
and whose career was crushed
by the white Hollywood machine.
759
00:54:24,026 --> 00:54:26,205
Homegirl ended up dying penniless.
760
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:29,405
I can remember
almost everything she's ever done,
761
00:54:29,505 --> 00:54:33,409
from Serenade Sun Valley
to Bahama Passage.
762
00:54:33,509 --> 00:54:35,009
Gorgeous performance.
763
00:54:35,109 --> 00:54:39,009
After that was Hit Parade Of '43,
Drums Of The Congo.
764
00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:42,525
No, no, no - Drums Of The Congo,
then Hit Parade Of '43.
765
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,448
Then between that and Carmen Jones
766
00:54:44,548 --> 00:54:46,964
she did something... Road.
Road... road.
767
00:54:47,064 --> 00:54:48,845
- Bright Road.
- Thank you.
768
00:54:48,945 --> 00:54:51,327
Carmen Jones
and then Island In The Sun
769
00:54:51,427 --> 00:54:54,845
and her co-star in Carmen Jones
was Miss Pearl Bailey,
770
00:54:54,945 --> 00:54:58,833
whose birthday I think should be
a national holiday.
771
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,189
Did you say something?
772
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,486
Carmen Jones,
then Island In The Sun,
773
00:55:09,586 --> 00:55:14,208
then Decks Ran Red,
then, oh, yes, Porgy And Bess.
774
00:55:14,308 --> 00:55:18,326
Oh, spectacular.
Then there was... er... er...
775
00:55:18,426 --> 00:55:21,551
- Tamango.
- Tamango...
776
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,072
Malaga.
777
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,287
Malaga.
778
00:55:28,387 --> 00:55:30,607
Honey, when did you
start talking?
779
00:55:30,707 --> 00:55:34,045
Wanna try Lena Horne?
780
00:55:34,145 --> 00:55:35,809
Go, girl.
781
00:55:35,909 --> 00:55:38,649
Feature debut, 1942.
782
00:55:38,749 --> 00:55:40,756
Panama Hattie!
783
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,565
That's wonderful.
That is just wonderful.
784
00:55:45,665 --> 00:55:48,569
You're not gonna start
walking across water
785
00:55:48,669 --> 00:55:51,074
and making the blind see, are you?
786
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,369
You put spices in here.
787
00:56:03,469 --> 00:56:05,635
Some fell in. I scooped them out.
788
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:13,327
You do this to make me mad.
Why do you want to make me mad?
789
00:56:13,427 --> 00:56:16,089
- I scooped them out.
- Why are you arguing with me?
790
00:56:16,189 --> 00:56:19,038
- I'm not.
- You want me to hit you?
791
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,991
Take them out.
792
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,926
- Jimmy Jay?
- Joe.
793
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,646
- Joe Jay.
- Jimmy Joe.
794
00:56:45,746 --> 00:56:48,164
Can we have one ladies' cocktail...
795
00:56:48,264 --> 00:56:49,886
- Miss Clara!
- I know her.
796
00:56:49,986 --> 00:56:53,288
- Hey, girl.
- Hi, sweetie. Sit here.
797
00:56:53,388 --> 00:56:56,006
- Hi. I'm Noxeema.
- How do you do?
798
00:56:56,106 --> 00:56:58,806
- Noxeema Jackson.
- Noxeema?
799
00:56:58,906 --> 00:57:01,729
Uh-huh. Jesse's daughter.
800
00:57:01,829 --> 00:57:04,446
So, Beatrice,
what are we working on?
801
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,566
We are working on decorations
for the Strawberry Social.
802
00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:10,366
- Strawberry Social?
- The biggest thing in these parts.
803
00:57:10,466 --> 00:57:13,848
We're doing it tomorrow.
We all make strawberry pies,
804
00:57:13,948 --> 00:57:18,072
we take them into the centre of town,
then we eat the strawberry pies.
805
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,390
Then we go home.
806
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,926
Oh, lovely! Une fête champêtre.
807
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,965
- May I?
- Oh, please.
808
00:57:28,065 --> 00:57:30,809
Is there music and dancing and?
809
00:57:30,909 --> 00:57:35,565
We used to have a hollering contest
but some people didn't like it.
810
00:57:35,665 --> 00:57:39,244
We give out ribbons
for the best strawberry pie.
811
00:57:39,344 --> 00:57:41,567
- This party craves a theme.
- Theme?
812
00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,837
What do strawberries say
to anyone here?
813
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,246
Well, erm...
814
00:57:48,346 --> 00:57:51,206
Strawberries are red.
815
00:57:51,306 --> 00:57:53,926
Good. That's a start.
816
00:57:54,026 --> 00:57:57,436
- Wild strawberries.
- Yes, wonderful!
817
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,326
- Red and wild. That's your theme.
- What?
818
00:58:01,426 --> 00:58:07,085
Red and wild is our theme.
You know what we should have today?
819
00:58:07,185 --> 00:58:10,647
- A day with the girls.
- A day with the girls.
820
00:58:10,747 --> 00:58:15,405
Somebody has to drive me
to Greenville. Come on.
821
00:58:15,505 --> 00:58:20,649
A day with the girls,
like in New York high society!
822
00:58:20,749 --> 00:58:22,685
Merna, what's a day
with the girls?
823
00:58:22,785 --> 00:58:26,205
Katina,
first you do volunteer work
824
00:58:26,305 --> 00:58:28,607
and then you get your hair done,
825
00:58:28,707 --> 00:58:30,528
then you pick out a new outfit
826
00:58:30,628 --> 00:58:33,130
and then you go sit
in a café and talk.
827
00:58:33,230 --> 00:58:36,129
I've never heard
that expression before.
828
00:58:36,229 --> 00:58:38,926
I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour.
829
00:58:39,026 --> 00:58:41,355
Beauty parlour?
830
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,311
Here, here it is!
831
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,479
Oh!
832
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,289
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
833
00:59:59,389 --> 01:00:01,565
Man! Look at that!
834
01:00:01,665 --> 01:00:05,367
It's like living
in a Tex Avery cartoon.
835
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:07,767
I think we should
just ignore them.
836
01:00:07,867 --> 01:00:10,928
Oh, no, no, no.
Noxee, please, no.
837
01:00:11,028 --> 01:00:13,150
What's all this noise?
838
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,847
Oh, baby.
You are a whole lot of woman.
839
01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:19,885
I know what you need.
840
01:00:19,985 --> 01:00:22,729
I hardly think you're the man
to give it to me.
841
01:00:22,829 --> 01:00:26,190
- Oh, no?
- Tough talk.
842
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,484
Thank you.
843
01:00:32,584 --> 01:00:35,677
I think you should apologise to me.
844
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,888
And I also think you should
apologise to those ladies.
845
01:00:40,988 --> 01:00:44,368
I ain't apologising to no ladies.
No way.
846
01:00:44,468 --> 01:00:45,969
No way.
847
01:00:46,069 --> 01:00:50,079
Just as I expected.
Well... do you like my nails?
848
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,677
Walk.
849
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,957
What can I say?
She's had a difficult life.
850
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,407
What did you say your name was?
Your name?
851
01:01:05,507 --> 01:01:07,605
- Tommy.
- Tommy, Tommy.
852
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:11,327
Well, Tommy, this is Miss Vida
and Miss Clara
853
01:01:11,427 --> 01:01:14,329
and this is Miss Katina
and Miss Merna,
854
01:01:14,429 --> 01:01:18,249
Miss Loretta and of course
Miss Little Bobby Lee.
855
01:01:18,349 --> 01:01:21,685
Now, Tommy, when you encounter
such gorgeous ladies,
856
01:01:21,785 --> 01:01:25,045
the correct way to greet them
is to say,
857
01:01:25,145 --> 01:01:29,033
"Good afternoon, ladies."
Can you say that, Tommy?
858
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,329
Good afternoon, ladies.
859
01:01:32,429 --> 01:01:35,765
Unless it's the evening
and then you say what?
860
01:01:35,865 --> 01:01:37,848
Good evening, ladies.
861
01:01:37,948 --> 01:01:40,769
Go home, take a bath, comb your hair
862
01:01:40,869 --> 01:01:44,125
and please put on a clean shirt
when you step outside.
863
01:01:44,225 --> 01:01:47,476
It's an affront
to the very delicacy of my nature.
864
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,031
Miss Clara.
865
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,205
You just got to know
how to talk to people.
866
01:02:02,305 --> 01:02:05,368
And a four and a five
867
01:02:05,468 --> 01:02:07,405
and a six
868
01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:10,765
and a seven and a eight.
869
01:02:10,865 --> 01:02:12,688
Children, and one.
870
01:02:12,788 --> 01:02:14,725
Plié on two.
871
01:02:14,825 --> 01:02:17,678
And three, opening four.
872
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,269
Come, come, come.
873
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,915
Hello, you handsome thing.
874
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:30,406
- All right. No colours.
- No. No. No. No.
875
01:02:30,506 --> 01:02:34,439
We just have-have
w-what's on the f-floor.
876
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:41,246
- We're not gonna have much luck.
- It is looking somewhat serious.
877
01:02:41,346 --> 01:02:43,807
What?
878
01:02:43,907 --> 01:02:47,367
- Oh, my God!
- What? Speak to me.
879
01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,874
Oh! Oh...
880
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,910
Oh! Oh! I can't believe it! Oh!
881
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,317
Look! They're from the Sixties!
882
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,807
There's a whole bunch of it,
there's something for everybody.
883
01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:08,564
T-That's just s-stuff my grandma bought
w-when she opened.
884
01:03:08,664 --> 01:03:13,288
It never s-s-s-sold
and she never s-s-s-sent it b-b-back
885
01:03:13,388 --> 01:03:16,688
and we were gonna g-give it
to Good-Good-Good...
886
01:03:16,788 --> 01:03:18,326
Good-Good-Good...
887
01:03:18,426 --> 01:03:21,967
- Can you believe? I can't believe!
- Good-Good-Good...
888
01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:25,245
Look at this. Look, look.
889
01:03:25,345 --> 01:03:28,089
Oh, Miss Clara,
you're gonna look like Emma Peel.
890
01:03:28,189 --> 01:03:30,524
Ooh! Sorry.
891
01:03:30,624 --> 01:03:32,875
Goodwill.
892
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,969
- Yes. For me.
- No, no, no. No, this is mine.
893
01:03:39,069 --> 01:03:42,926
Oh, there's this fringe, honey.
I think I'm gonna black out.
894
01:03:43,026 --> 01:03:45,886
~ Another timeAnother place ~
895
01:03:45,986 --> 01:03:49,288
~ A little Maybellineto spread on my face, well ~
896
01:03:49,388 --> 01:03:53,124
~ Lace underwearA tube of Nair ~
897
01:03:53,224 --> 01:03:56,288
~ Make up my eyesand I tease out my hair, yeah... ~
898
01:03:56,388 --> 01:03:58,847
~ Polish my pumps... ~
- Good afternoon.
899
01:03:58,947 --> 01:04:00,449
~ And I pull on some hose ~
900
01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:03,725
~ Break out my clothes,yeah, I need to unload ~
901
01:04:03,825 --> 01:04:07,404
~ It makes me feel so mighty real ~
902
01:04:07,504 --> 01:04:11,287
~ Run in my stockingshey, it ain't no big deal ~
903
01:04:11,387 --> 01:04:15,768
~ Turn it outYou've got to turn it out... ~
904
01:04:15,868 --> 01:04:18,646
This book has been
sort of a Bible for me
905
01:04:18,746 --> 01:04:20,711
and, well... here.
906
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,329
"DV."
907
01:04:24,429 --> 01:04:29,969
"The Au-au-autobiography
Of Diana "V-Vreeland."
908
01:04:30,069 --> 01:04:32,998
And l-l-l-I should read this?
909
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,408
Oh, hon, you should commit
sections to memory.
910
01:04:37,508 --> 01:04:40,446
Check yourself, Loretta,
before you wreck yourself.
911
01:04:40,546 --> 01:04:43,528
~ Shine up the runwaywhile I powder my nose ~
912
01:04:43,628 --> 01:04:46,369
~ Turn on the spotlightGonna strike up a pose ~
913
01:04:46,469 --> 01:04:50,406
~ Well, for savoir faire, more derrière... ~
914
01:04:50,506 --> 01:04:52,914
Oh!
915
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,286
~ Turn it outYou've got to turn it out ~
916
01:04:57,386 --> 01:05:01,797
~ Looking like a luminary,extraordinary, sing it... ~
917
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,308
Acting real proud of yourself
like a New York City girl, huh?
918
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,605
- God! It's still too spicy.
- I scooped them out...
919
01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:21,284
Don't argue with me because
if you argue, you're gonna lose.
920
01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:23,635
- It's too goddamn hot!
- No!
921
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,485
Eartha...
Miss Kitt to you.
922
01:05:29,585 --> 01:05:33,446
Dinah Washington
sitting on this shelf getting dusty!
923
01:05:33,546 --> 01:05:37,672
Honey, we should play these.
The air should be filled with music.
924
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,526
~ Je cherche un homme... ~
925
01:05:46,626 --> 01:05:48,688
- Here, put this on.
- Oh, no.
926
01:05:48,788 --> 01:05:51,566
- Why?
- No, I can't do that. It's too big.
927
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:54,207
It can never be too big.
Here, put this on.
928
01:05:54,307 --> 01:05:56,245
Come on. Dance with me.
929
01:05:56,345 --> 01:06:00,169
~ Peu m'importe comment il se nomme ~
930
01:06:00,269 --> 01:06:04,472
~ S'il est un homme, un homme,un homme... ~
931
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,765
"That season,
we were loaded with pizzazz,"
932
01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:12,115
"earrings of fuchsia and peach."
933
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,528
"Mind you, peach."
934
01:06:16,628 --> 01:06:19,326
"And hats. Hats, hats, hats."
935
01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:22,153
"Hats for career girls."
936
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,608
"How I adored Paris."
937
01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:28,885
Jimmy Joe, this is not
just a restaurant any more.
938
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,315
You have turned it
into a lovely café.
939
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,125
A café?
940
01:06:34,225 --> 01:06:38,129
Now slap a dollar surcharge
on every bill out here. Paid for.
941
01:06:38,229 --> 01:06:41,006
Thank you, my little Miss Vida.
942
01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:44,126
I've got a secret romance.
Couldn't you just lose it?
943
01:06:44,226 --> 01:06:48,209
- To say the least.
- I got a secret romance, too.
944
01:06:48,309 --> 01:06:50,128
Oh, shut up. For real?
945
01:06:50,228 --> 01:06:53,368
And this secret romance
is very handsome, I hear.
946
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,527
Miss Vida!
947
01:06:54,627 --> 01:06:58,486
Mine, too. What a coinky-dinky.
And he's so sweet.
948
01:06:58,586 --> 01:07:01,845
Mine, too.
And, oh, he's so strong.
949
01:07:01,945 --> 01:07:05,487
Let me tell you,
my papi is built like a brick...
950
01:07:05,587 --> 01:07:08,648
- Let's go.
- Ow! What's the matter with you?
951
01:07:08,748 --> 01:07:13,589
Bobby Lee, listen. The way
to make things happen is imagine.
952
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,077
Imagine.
953
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:29,646
~ He doesn't have to behandsome as a picture ~
954
01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:34,032
~ An ordinary guy'sall right with me... ~
955
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,886
Oh, Carol Ann, what on earth?
956
01:07:43,986 --> 01:07:46,315
I'm just so clumsy. I mean...
957
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,049
Virgil yelled at me.
I mean, he called out to me.
958
01:07:50,149 --> 01:07:53,430
And, well, I just spilled the stew.
959
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:58,078
Hon, do you, like,
ever not cry in this room?
960
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,248
Oooh! Guess what I see.
961
01:08:12,348 --> 01:08:15,046
- I spy with my little eye.
- What is this?
962
01:08:15,146 --> 01:08:17,509
Somebody's coming courting.
963
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,406
Miss Vida, I just kept thinking
it was happening.
964
01:08:21,506 --> 01:08:23,365
I imagined just like you said.
965
01:08:23,465 --> 01:08:26,246
Is that who you have
your little brown roots set on?
966
01:08:26,346 --> 01:08:28,408
- Yeah.
- Shush.
967
01:08:28,508 --> 01:08:30,471
No, mamita, please!
968
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:37,035
- Evening, ladies.
- Good evening, Bobby Ray.
969
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,609
I come to ask somebody out
to the sociable.
970
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:43,529
- Well, I declare.
- I declare.
971
01:08:43,629 --> 01:08:46,239
- I declare.
- I decline.
972
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:51,598
Well, er, it's tomorrow afternoon,
so I best be asking.
973
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,804
- Bobby Lee?
- Yes, Bobby Ray?
974
01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:02,404
Could you do me a favour
and take the little ones inside?
975
01:09:02,504 --> 01:09:05,677
I need to talk to
Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez in private.
976
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,886
Bobby Lee, mamita,
don't be so sensitive.
977
01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:15,968
- Bobby Lee!
- She's so sensitive.
978
01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:19,555
Bobby Lee.
I didn't know it'd happen.
979
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:24,489
- Er, Miss Chi Chi...
- Won't you come back in an hour?
980
01:09:24,589 --> 01:09:29,031
- Er...
- Shh. Just say yes. OK. I'll see you.
981
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,605
It's absolutely
out of the question.
982
01:09:38,705 --> 01:09:41,486
You're not my mamas
and you can't stop me.
983
01:09:41,586 --> 01:09:45,489
Darling, you most certainly will not
be going out with Mr Bobby Ray.
984
01:09:45,589 --> 01:09:47,685
Why not? We got a lot in common.
985
01:09:47,785 --> 01:09:50,848
For starters, the same business
in between your legs.
986
01:09:50,948 --> 01:09:52,688
Poinky-poinky-poink-poink!
987
01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,167
If he gets a whiff
of your wiles, darling...
988
01:09:55,267 --> 01:09:58,365
It's the "why I'm always right
and you're wrong" song
989
01:09:58,465 --> 01:10:01,049
sung by
her lonely breasteses herself.
990
01:10:01,149 --> 01:10:04,006
What do you know about relationships?
991
01:10:04,106 --> 01:10:06,886
- I mean, who loves you, baby?
- Be quiet, Chi Chi.
992
01:10:06,986 --> 01:10:11,687
Nobody, that's who.
Not even your rich mommy and daddy.
993
01:10:11,787 --> 01:10:15,444
Oh, oh! I know what this is about.
This is about jealousy
994
01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:19,726
because I'm going out with a cute boy
and you ain't. Hello, goodbye.
995
01:10:19,826 --> 01:10:23,926
You are deceiving that child. That boy
does not know which end is up
996
01:10:24,026 --> 01:10:27,445
and you know that Miss Bobby Lee
is in love with him.
997
01:10:27,545 --> 01:10:29,368
So what if she is?
998
01:10:29,468 --> 01:10:32,885
Maybe I want something?
What's wrong with that?
999
01:10:32,985 --> 01:10:35,048
Miss Girl
is dealing with some demons.
1000
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:39,885
- I will not allow you to play games.
- Allow? Allow!
1001
01:10:39,985 --> 01:10:43,527
There are human rules
by which we operate, sweetheart.
1002
01:10:43,627 --> 01:10:46,369
I'm so sick of
this freakazoid white lady
1003
01:10:46,469 --> 01:10:51,726
telling a black lady and a Latin lady
which way is up, down and under.
1004
01:10:51,826 --> 01:10:55,969
You can laugh but I hope you pack
that Cadillac because I'm staying.
1005
01:10:56,069 --> 01:11:00,368
You're staying? Well, Miss Jennifer
Holliday, go ahead and stay.
1006
01:11:00,468 --> 01:11:01,969
Don't forget to write.
1007
01:11:02,069 --> 01:11:04,570
She truly does have
a piñata for a head.
1008
01:11:04,670 --> 01:11:06,408
Don't go there, Vida.
1009
01:11:06,508 --> 01:11:09,089
She's an oppressive gringa
with a pinga.
1010
01:11:09,189 --> 01:11:11,886
- All right, y'all.
- You are a puta Spanish fly.
1011
01:11:11,986 --> 01:11:15,447
- Don't go there.
- You are an uptight, cellulite,
1012
01:11:15,547 --> 01:11:17,246
fossil-face, cracker witch.
1013
01:11:17,346 --> 01:11:20,605
Listen to me, you little
sway-backed, Third World...
1014
01:11:20,705 --> 01:11:23,688
- She went there.
...selfish piece of street trash!
1015
01:11:23,788 --> 01:11:25,725
You're the selfish one,
1016
01:11:25,825 --> 01:11:29,324
bossing people's lives around
without them even asking you,
1017
01:11:29,424 --> 01:11:31,356
Mrs Ann Landers pain in my culo.
1018
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,247
How dare you think that...
1019
01:11:34,347 --> 01:11:36,088
What is that noise?
1020
01:11:36,188 --> 01:11:40,967
You want to know? That's you
running into everybody's house...
1021
01:11:41,067 --> 01:11:42,925
Shut up, Chi Chi!
1022
01:11:43,025 --> 01:11:46,285
When I look at you,
it makes me want to throw up.
1023
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:50,406
- Virgil's beating up Carol Ann.
- Most likely.
1024
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:52,685
Well, we have to help her.
1025
01:11:52,785 --> 01:11:55,768
No, no. Vida,
there are times when you help people
1026
01:11:55,868 --> 01:11:58,769
and then there are times
when if you help people,
1027
01:11:58,869 --> 01:12:03,126
you ends up being killed,
so you don't help people.
1028
01:12:03,226 --> 01:12:05,447
She trusts me and I trust her.
1029
01:12:05,547 --> 01:12:08,885
There's a fine line
between trust and stupidity
1030
01:12:08,985 --> 01:12:13,049
and there's people you don't trust
cos they will stab you in the ribs.
1031
01:12:13,149 --> 01:12:16,166
I thought you had learned
a little bit more than this.
1032
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:18,604
You need to mind your own business.
1033
01:12:18,704 --> 01:12:22,327
What is going on upstairs
has nothing to do with you.
1034
01:12:22,427 --> 01:12:24,727
You deal with what's going on
right here.
1035
01:12:24,827 --> 01:12:27,925
Mami, save it.
Everybody's business is her business.
1036
01:12:28,025 --> 01:12:31,168
You go ahead, girl.
You're gonna get screwed.
1037
01:12:31,268 --> 01:12:34,525
You're not a queen
because you sit on a throne,
1038
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:37,688
you're a queen because
you couldn't cut it as a man
1039
01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:39,876
so you had to put on a dress.
1040
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,527
- What did you say?
- You heard me.
1041
01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:46,591
I've had quite enough...
1042
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,848
What the hell?
1043
01:12:58,948 --> 01:13:00,848
Vida, please. No. It's OK.
1044
01:13:00,948 --> 01:13:04,248
Carol Ann, I'm sorry
but I cannot take this any more.
1045
01:13:04,348 --> 01:13:07,685
Noxee, could you take care
of Miss Carol Ann?
1046
01:13:07,785 --> 01:13:10,752
Virgil and I
have something we must discuss.
1047
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,890
So, I gather you like hitting ladies.
1048
01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:18,048
Some ladies need to get hit.
1049
01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:21,556
Then, conversely,
some men need to be hit back.
1050
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,806
Oh, God.
Virgil's gonna hurt Vida so bad.
1051
01:13:30,906 --> 01:13:35,086
Carol Ann, there's something
you should know about Vida, mami.
1052
01:13:35,186 --> 01:13:36,726
Well...
1053
01:13:36,826 --> 01:13:40,165
Vida works out. Vida works out.
1054
01:13:40,265 --> 01:13:41,992
A lot.
1055
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,591
All right, move ahead.
1056
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,471
All right, go ahead.
1057
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,117
Move on.
1058
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:25,486
Oh, man, sometimes I think we should
just get rid of all the men.
1059
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:28,925
Well, not all of us...
them are bad.
1060
01:14:29,025 --> 01:14:31,247
We just need to get rid of
all the men.
1061
01:14:31,347 --> 01:14:34,046
You're just post-traumatised.
1062
01:14:34,146 --> 01:14:38,927
Well, maybe Mr Rogers.
I mean, he just seems sensitive.
1063
01:14:39,027 --> 01:14:43,525
- Well, Mel Gibson. He has a cute can.
- Oh, please!
1064
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:47,195
Yeah. He can stay but
he's not allowed to think or speak.
1065
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,358
Psst!
1066
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:04,512
Shh!
1067
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:16,717
My goodness. You're always on time.
And twice as sweet as usual.
1068
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:20,766
I guess you're never gonna
disappoint me.
1069
01:15:20,866 --> 01:15:25,605
How could I disappoint you? I'm your
knight in a shiny pick-up, remember?
1070
01:15:25,705 --> 01:15:31,365
Of course I remember. My knight
in shining whatever that was.
1071
01:15:31,465 --> 01:15:35,566
Oh, God, it's so beautiful
out tonight, isn't it?
1072
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:37,169
Yeah.
1073
01:15:37,269 --> 01:15:40,286
My whole life
I've always wanted someone
1074
01:15:40,386 --> 01:15:43,049
who will understand
how I felt inside
1075
01:15:43,149 --> 01:15:46,288
and someone who
would hold me for always
1076
01:15:46,388 --> 01:15:49,432
and then you showed up
and you were it.
1077
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,925
You make me feel like
the most perfect girl.
1078
01:15:54,025 --> 01:15:57,285
I don't have to do that.
You are the perfect girl.
1079
01:15:57,385 --> 01:16:00,289
- Sorry, no.
- I mean it. You're beautiful.
1080
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:04,246
- Please.
- You've got class, glamour.
1081
01:16:04,346 --> 01:16:06,285
- Shut up.
- You're exotic.
1082
01:16:06,385 --> 01:16:08,607
Stop.
1083
01:16:08,707 --> 01:16:10,528
Oh, don't stop.
1084
01:16:10,628 --> 01:16:15,407
And there's something about
the way that you talk, you know.
1085
01:16:15,507 --> 01:16:18,409
Like no-nonsense. Like...
1086
01:16:18,509 --> 01:16:22,244
You'd never lie to me,
you'd never keep a secret from me.
1087
01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:24,356
I really respect that. I do.
1088
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,125
What is it?
1089
01:16:28,225 --> 01:16:30,048
What did I say?
1090
01:16:30,148 --> 01:16:32,447
I was...
1091
01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:34,528
If you really love someone,
1092
01:16:34,628 --> 01:16:37,717
you could keep
one big secret from them.
1093
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,124
- No.
- No?
1094
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:47,885
I really feel that if you love somebody
with all of your heart,
1095
01:16:47,985 --> 01:16:51,969
then you could never
keep a secret from them.
1096
01:16:52,069 --> 01:16:55,804
You couldn't even sit on
one little teeny lie?
1097
01:16:55,904 --> 01:16:57,845
- No.
- No.
1098
01:16:57,945 --> 01:17:00,115
No matter how big or how small.
1099
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,047
Oh...
1100
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:11,326
We're saving Mel Gibson.
With a gag.
1101
01:17:11,426 --> 01:17:15,047
Right. Mr Rogers,
Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington...
1102
01:17:15,147 --> 01:17:17,793
- And...
- And Bobby Ray.
1103
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,873
Yeah, you mustn't forget
about Bobby Ray.
1104
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:27,964
Bobby Lee, I've been thinking about
a lot of things lately
1105
01:17:28,064 --> 01:17:32,129
and I don't want Bobby Ray
because he's such a local, right?
1106
01:17:32,229 --> 01:17:34,165
So go ahead. You can have him.
1107
01:17:34,265 --> 01:17:38,047
Just take him. He's yours, baby.
Go ahead and take him.
1108
01:17:38,147 --> 01:17:41,405
- Good for you.
- Chi Chi.
1109
01:17:41,505 --> 01:17:44,808
- What?
- That was so very generous of you,
1110
01:17:44,908 --> 01:17:49,607
putting someone else's needs
before your own. It was special.
1111
01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,289
It was step three.
1112
01:17:52,389 --> 01:17:56,956
Absolutely step three.
Abide by the rules of love.
1113
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:02,871
- Really utterly fabulous. Sit here.
- Here, honey.
1114
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,390
Chi Chi...
1115
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,167
I am so very sorry that I called you
1116
01:18:11,267 --> 01:18:15,126
a sway-backed, Third World
little whatever. I didn't mean it.
1117
01:18:15,226 --> 01:18:18,049
It's all right, baby. I deserved it.
1118
01:18:18,149 --> 01:18:19,766
And I'm sorry I called you
1119
01:18:19,866 --> 01:18:23,515
a dinosaur, cellulite,
white trash farty old white woman.
1120
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:29,950
- Forgiven?
- Forgiven.
1121
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,485
- You are lovely.
- You're too much.
1122
01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:37,728
Are you serious about Bobby Ray,
Miss Chi Chi?
1123
01:18:37,828 --> 01:18:40,968
Baby, you can have him.
I've got a million dream lovers.
1124
01:18:41,068 --> 01:18:43,324
I've got a broken heart
for every light on Broadway
1125
01:18:43,424 --> 01:18:47,632
and when one goes out, I just
screw in another one. Hello, goodbye.
1126
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,436
I think I see him.
1127
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,328
No... Moses.
1128
01:18:56,428 --> 01:19:00,765
I have lived in apartments that
weren't half as big as these pores.
1129
01:19:00,865 --> 01:19:05,009
Let's stay positive. Bobby Lee,
just ignore your old Auntie Noxee
1130
01:19:05,109 --> 01:19:07,247
and look at that videotape there.
1131
01:19:07,347 --> 01:19:10,648
I know. That is Miss Anne Baxter
in The Ten Commandments
1132
01:19:10,748 --> 01:19:13,207
and those are the moves.
1133
01:19:13,307 --> 01:19:16,884
All right, let's see.
She needs more lips.
1134
01:19:16,984 --> 01:19:19,569
- I can't.
- You can and you will, darling.
1135
01:19:19,669 --> 01:19:22,004
But I'm not Miss Anne Baxter.
1136
01:19:22,104 --> 01:19:23,965
No one is asking you to be.
1137
01:19:24,065 --> 01:19:28,448
Just take her strength, her mystery,
her moves and you find your own.
1138
01:19:28,548 --> 01:19:31,406
If you want them to know
that there is steak for dinner,
1139
01:19:31,506 --> 01:19:35,244
you've got to let them
hear it sizzle. Understand?
1140
01:19:35,344 --> 01:19:37,046
- Yeah.
- All right.
1141
01:19:37,146 --> 01:19:38,809
- Thanks.
- Best of luck.
1142
01:19:38,909 --> 01:19:40,648
Time to make the donuts.
1143
01:19:40,748 --> 01:19:42,845
Chi Chi, he won't like me.
1144
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,125
Trust me.
He's gonna love you, all right?
1145
01:19:46,225 --> 01:19:48,926
Baby, you got the look, mami.
1146
01:19:49,026 --> 01:19:52,647
You certainly do. Do that eye thing
I taught you, right?
1147
01:19:52,747 --> 01:19:57,969
That's right. And be honest with him,
all right? He deserves that.
1148
01:19:58,069 --> 01:20:01,510
- Thanks.
- I got to go. I got cramps.
1149
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,319
Momma!
1150
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,845
Chi Chi?
1151
01:20:16,945 --> 01:20:19,673
Bobby Ray, come here.
1152
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,885
Hello?
1153
01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:27,190
Oh! Hello.
1154
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,885
Bobby Lee!
1155
01:20:30,985 --> 01:20:34,077
- Roberta.
- Oh, Roberta.
1156
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:39,388
Wow. You really look pretty.
1157
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:43,605
Sure is a pretty dress
you're wearing.
1158
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:45,955
Oh, this old thing?
1159
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,726
Well... Roberta...
1160
01:20:50,826 --> 01:20:52,995
would you?
1161
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,649
Wow. You really look good
in that dress.
1162
01:20:58,749 --> 01:21:01,871
Oh, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray.
1163
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,115
Would you like to dance with me?
1164
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,685
~ Hold me, hold me... ~
- Miss Beatrice,
1165
01:21:22,785 --> 01:21:26,524
- I've waited 23 years to ask you this.
~ Never let me go until you've told me ~
1166
01:21:26,624 --> 01:21:30,045
- May I have this dance?
- My gracious.
1167
01:21:30,145 --> 01:21:32,729
~ What I want to know ~
1168
01:21:32,829 --> 01:21:37,006
~ And then just hold me, hold me ~
1169
01:21:37,106 --> 01:21:42,393
~ Make me tell youI'm in love with you ~
1170
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,968
~ Thrill me, thrill me ~
1171
01:21:51,068 --> 01:21:56,167
~ Walk me down the lanewhere shadows will be ~
1172
01:21:56,267 --> 01:22:02,889
~ Will be hiding loversjust the same as we'll be ~
1173
01:22:02,989 --> 01:22:13,438
~ We'll be when you make metell you I love you ~
1174
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:21,529
~ They told mebe sensible with your new love ~
1175
01:22:21,629 --> 01:22:26,088
~ Don't be fooled thinkingthis is the last you'll find... ~
1176
01:22:26,188 --> 01:22:28,487
- You know, pumpkins?
- What?
1177
01:22:28,587 --> 01:22:31,120
Sometimes it just takes a fairy.
1178
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:42,726
~ ... drive me slowly out of my mind ~
1179
01:22:42,826 --> 01:22:45,649
~ Kiss meKiss me ~
1180
01:22:45,749 --> 01:22:47,648
~ And when you do ~
1181
01:22:47,748 --> 01:22:51,207
~ I know that you will miss meMiss me... ~
1182
01:22:51,307 --> 01:22:54,477
Men, acting like women.
1183
01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:00,152
Men wanting to be with one another,
men touching each other.
1184
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:05,671
Their stubbly chins
rubbing up against one another.
1185
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,116
Touching each other.
1186
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:14,396
Manly hands...
1187
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,795
touching swirls of chest hair.
1188
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:25,756
An occasional whiff
of a rugged aftershave.
1189
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,046
Their low, baritone voices...
1190
01:23:32,146 --> 01:23:34,839
sighing, grunting.
1191
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:42,407
They hold one another
in manly, masculine arms.
1192
01:23:42,507 --> 01:23:44,914
Hold one another.
1193
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:50,836
Tight.
1194
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,844
- How you doing?
- OK, I'm doing OK.
1195
01:24:14,944 --> 01:24:18,356
- What can I get you?
- Bourbon.
1196
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:31,349
- This your shoe?
- No, that ain't my shoe.
1197
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:36,396
I'm looking for the person
that wore that shoe.
1198
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,796
- Now the ratchet.
- The ratchet...
1199
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:55,286
You know, if I can get this to work,
you may get this baby on the road.
1200
01:24:55,386 --> 01:24:58,086
Really? That would be wonderful.
1201
01:24:58,186 --> 01:25:03,250
Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting
to stick around
1202
01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:06,286
for the Strawberry Social
this afternoon.
1203
01:25:06,386 --> 01:25:08,749
- Now, Vida...
- Ca...
1204
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:12,567
You know,
1205
01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:16,758
I wouldn't be lying
if I were to say...
1206
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,968
that I was really gonna miss you.
1207
01:25:21,068 --> 01:25:26,273
I think it's really important
for a woman to have lady friends.
1208
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,871
Oh, Carol Ann, I...
1209
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:37,005
If we're going to be friends, there
really is something I should tell you.
1210
01:25:37,105 --> 01:25:40,248
- Adam's apple?
- What?
1211
01:25:40,348 --> 01:25:44,606
Adam's apple.
Women don't have Adam's apples.
1212
01:25:44,706 --> 01:25:47,609
Only men have Adam's apples.
1213
01:25:47,709 --> 01:25:49,645
The first night you came to town,
1214
01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:53,679
I noticed that you had yourself
an Adam's apple.
1215
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:58,232
- Then you know?
- I know...
1216
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:04,005
that I'm very fortunate
to have a lady friend
1217
01:26:04,105 --> 01:26:07,277
who just happens to have
an Adam's apple.
1218
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:11,520
Let's just see what we got here.
1219
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:16,609
Ooh!
1220
01:26:16,709 --> 01:26:18,591
You did it. Yes!
1221
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:23,197
God, I ain't ever gonna be right.
1222
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,037
Ta-da!
1223
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,765
How do I look?
1224
01:26:51,865 --> 01:26:55,230
Like the Miami Sound Machine
just exploded all over you.
1225
01:26:56,280 --> 01:27:00,209
We have the town
surrounded. There's no escape.
1226
01:27:00,309 --> 01:27:02,847
I know there's drag queens
around here.
1227
01:27:02,947 --> 01:27:06,117
Just come out with your hands up,
no one will get hurt.
1228
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:13,075
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
It's possibly-dead Sheriff Dollard.
1229
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,887
He doesn't look dead.
1230
01:27:16,987 --> 01:27:21,192
I know them drag queens is here,
I'm not leaving without them!
1231
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,808
None of you good people
need get involved.
1232
01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:30,649
All I want's them drag queens.
1233
01:27:30,749 --> 01:27:33,075
Don't protect these freaks!
1234
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,645
I know they're hiding here,
1235
01:27:35,745 --> 01:27:39,085
these weirdos coming in here,
these boys in dresses.
1236
01:27:39,185 --> 01:27:41,230
What? Boys in dresses?
1237
01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:44,607
Corrupting you
with their way of life,
1238
01:27:44,707 --> 01:27:48,045
changing the way
things have always been!
1239
01:27:48,145 --> 01:27:51,032
I really don't think
that's what you want!
1240
01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:00,289
Whoever belongs to this shoe...
1241
01:28:00,389 --> 01:28:02,555
come forward now!
1242
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,549
There's Miss Vida, come on.
1243
01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:00,194
I believe that shoe is mine.
1244
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,809
- You ain't the one.
- She's not the one.
1245
01:29:03,909 --> 01:29:06,348
Back off, Virgil.
1246
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,288
I am a drag queen.
1247
01:29:10,388 --> 01:29:13,033
I know there's drag queens
in this town!
1248
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:20,512
And I ain't leaving
till they get out here!
1249
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:27,689
- Can I have my shoe, please?
- You're a drag queen?
1250
01:29:27,789 --> 01:29:30,486
Nothing this pretty could be real.
1251
01:29:30,586 --> 01:29:32,648
You want to touch my boa?
1252
01:29:32,748 --> 01:29:36,649
That's my shoe. Ten and a half B,
girlfriend.
1253
01:29:36,749 --> 01:29:39,489
- I'm a boy in a dress.
- Give me a kiss, big boy.
1254
01:29:39,589 --> 01:29:42,127
- I'm the drag king.
- I'm a drag queen, too.
1255
01:29:42,227 --> 01:29:44,809
- Arrest us.
- I'm a drag queen over here.
1256
01:29:44,909 --> 01:29:47,926
So you can just
drag yourself on home.
1257
01:29:48,026 --> 01:29:51,764
What you so afraid of?
1258
01:29:51,864 --> 01:29:55,248
You're gonna really regret this.
You're gonna regret this.
1259
01:29:55,348 --> 01:30:00,997
You have no idea how dangerous
these people really are!
1260
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,832
No idea! You're gonna regret it!
1261
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:09,555
All of you are gonna regret it!
I promise you will!
1262
01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,752
Miss Vida?
1263
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:02,597
Auntie Noxee?
1264
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:27,685
- Are you hearing this?
- Yes.
1265
01:31:27,785 --> 01:31:32,408
I didn't even want to come here, now
these people are standing up for us?
1266
01:31:32,508 --> 01:31:35,313
You know, Vida...
1267
01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:38,967
you were absolutely right.
1268
01:31:39,067 --> 01:31:41,207
About what?
1269
01:31:41,307 --> 01:31:44,086
I mean, now I realise that...
1270
01:31:44,186 --> 01:31:46,966
you gotta take chances.
1271
01:31:47,066 --> 01:31:50,245
Because you never know,
you know what I mean?
1272
01:31:50,345 --> 01:31:53,648
I'm not gonna worry about
if people accept me or not.
1273
01:31:53,748 --> 01:31:58,032
I'm gonna make Hollywood
wherever I am at.
1274
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,591
I would like...
1275
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:07,748
Stand up, Vida.
1276
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:11,484
I would like...
1277
01:32:11,584 --> 01:32:15,766
to go to Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
1278
01:32:15,866 --> 01:32:19,604
and walk into that imitation
Tudor-style house...
1279
01:32:19,704 --> 01:32:21,927
Stand up, Vida. Stand up.
1280
01:32:22,027 --> 01:32:26,727
...and I will say,
"My name is Miss Vida Boheme."
1281
01:32:26,827 --> 01:32:30,165
- Go ahead, girl.
- "Your approval is not needed."
1282
01:32:30,265 --> 01:32:33,046
Approval neither desired
nor required.
1283
01:32:33,146 --> 01:32:36,476
"But I will take your acceptance."
1284
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:42,567
Me, too. I'm gonna stand up
from now on, I'm going to.
1285
01:32:42,667 --> 01:32:45,170
And when I find
my honest and true love,
1286
01:32:45,270 --> 01:32:47,445
I'm never gonna let him go.
1287
01:32:47,545 --> 01:32:50,289
And I don't care
what my cousin Lisette says.
1288
01:32:50,389 --> 01:32:52,847
Everything I touch
doesn't turn into caca.
1289
01:32:52,947 --> 01:32:55,125
- What does she know?
- Right.
1290
01:32:55,225 --> 01:32:57,644
And I'm gonna try and find
a foundation
1291
01:32:57,744 --> 01:33:01,429
that's a little closer
to my actual skin tone.
1292
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,678
Idiots! Look at them!
1293
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,446
Look at them. Perverts.
1294
01:33:18,546 --> 01:33:22,965
When the founding fathers wrote
the Declaration of Independence
1295
01:33:23,065 --> 01:33:25,085
and the Constitution,
1296
01:33:25,185 --> 01:33:28,285
"Liberty and justice for all",
they didn't mean that.
1297
01:33:28,385 --> 01:33:32,007
I can tell you one thing about them
founding fathers of America.
1298
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:36,232
- What's that?
- They sure had fabulous wigs.
1299
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:00,639
~ Do what you wanna do ~
1300
01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:08,950
~ Do what you wanna do... ~
1301
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:12,916
You'd better feel it.
1302
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,919
~ Do what you wanna do ~
1303
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,437
~ Do what you wanna do... ~
1304
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:30,885
This is my Aunt Martha's dress.
1305
01:34:30,985 --> 01:34:34,325
I thought you could use it,
she was big in the shoulders.
1306
01:34:34,425 --> 01:34:38,154
- Thank you, girl.
- Oh, sweet pea.
1307
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:43,007
Listen to your Auntie Vida.
I want you to believe in yourself,
1308
01:34:43,107 --> 01:34:47,206
imagine good things and moisturise,
I cannot stress this enough.
1309
01:34:47,306 --> 01:34:49,325
Miss Noxeema.
1310
01:34:49,425 --> 01:34:51,285
Miss Clara.
1311
01:34:51,385 --> 01:34:54,964
Now, listen,
when you get to Hollywood,
1312
01:34:55,064 --> 01:34:58,969
you give this letter
to Mr Robert Mitchum.
1313
01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:02,804
I will. I promise you.
I'll guard it with my life.
1314
01:35:02,904 --> 01:35:05,164
Thank you. I'm gonna miss you.
1315
01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:07,604
I'm gonna miss you, too.
1316
01:35:07,704 --> 01:35:10,240
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
1317
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:18,729
I hope she leaves me those albums
in her will.
1318
01:35:18,829 --> 01:35:22,969
- All right. Can I hear it?
- Good afternoon.
1319
01:35:23,069 --> 01:35:26,804
Sounds wonderful. The shirt is fierce
and the hair is working.
1320
01:35:26,904 --> 01:35:29,606
Take care. Be good to yourself.
1321
01:35:29,706 --> 01:35:31,805
Vaya con Dios, Miss Chi Chi.
1322
01:35:31,905 --> 01:35:34,649
You ruin my language
and I still love you.
1323
01:35:34,749 --> 01:35:40,246
- These all grow wild around here.
- You all grow wild around here.
1324
01:35:40,346 --> 01:35:43,488
This reminds me of Princess Laritza
in Revenge Of The Wench.
1325
01:35:43,588 --> 01:35:45,844
Everybody thought she was dead
1326
01:35:45,944 --> 01:35:48,566
but she had taken
this magical concoction...
1327
01:35:48,666 --> 01:35:51,950
- Anyway, bye-bye.
- Bye.
1328
01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:56,791
Vida...
1329
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:02,879
Come with us. Please?
1330
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:06,566
Oh, Lord.
1331
01:36:06,666 --> 01:36:11,325
If you had any idea
of how many nights I've lain awake,
1332
01:36:11,425 --> 01:36:14,446
just thinking about
how to get out of here.
1333
01:36:14,546 --> 01:36:17,353
But it's my home.
1334
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:21,686
Besides, I got these girls to raise.
1335
01:36:21,786 --> 01:36:23,751
I know.
1336
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,595
I love you, Miss Vida Boheme.
1337
01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:39,150
I've waited my whole life to hear
those words said to that name.
1338
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:43,448
And I'm very, very, very happy...
1339
01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:46,273
that you're the one to say them.
1340
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:53,478
What?
1341
01:36:56,920 --> 01:36:59,115
I have a lovely idea.
1342
01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:07,388
I want you to have this.
1343
01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:10,485
I don't know if
you know who she is...
1344
01:37:10,585 --> 01:37:14,519
It's Julie Newmar. I always thought
she was so statuesque.
1345
01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:17,515
My feelings exactly!
1346
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:22,991
- Well...
- Well...
1347
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:33,718
Vida!
1348
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:38,330
I don't think of you as a man.
1349
01:37:38,430 --> 01:37:41,153
And I don't think of you
as a woman.
1350
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:44,191
I think of you as an angel.
1351
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:48,269
I think that's healthy.
1352
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:39,269
Ladies and gentlemen.
1353
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:44,912
The winner of this year's
Drag Queen Of America contest...
1354
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:48,364
~ Hey, now. Hey, now ~
1355
01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:50,607
~ What's the matter with you? ~
1356
01:38:50,707 --> 01:38:54,929
~ Girls just wanna have fun nowYeah, yeah, yeah... ~
1357
01:38:55,029 --> 01:38:59,009
Step four. Larger than life
is just the right size.
1358
01:38:59,109 --> 01:39:03,568
~ ... my mother says, "When you gonnalive your life right?"... ~
1359
01:39:03,668 --> 01:39:06,438
Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez!
1360
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:12,489
~ ... and girls, they wanna have fun ~
1361
01:39:12,589 --> 01:39:17,687
~ Whoa, girls, they wanna haveHey, now. Hey, now ~
1362
01:39:17,787 --> 01:39:20,007
~ What's the matter with you? ~
1363
01:39:20,107 --> 01:39:24,605
~ Girls just wanna have fun now... ~
1364
01:39:24,705 --> 01:39:26,847
Presenting the crown,
1365
01:39:26,947 --> 01:39:29,966
Miss Julie Newmar!
1366
01:39:30,066 --> 01:39:34,086
~ ... what you gonna do with your life? ~
1367
01:39:34,186 --> 01:39:37,967
~ Oh, Daddy dear,you know you're still number one ~
1368
01:39:38,067 --> 01:39:40,873
~ But girls, they wanna have fun ~
1369
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:45,166
~ Whoa, girls, they wanna have ~
1370
01:39:45,266 --> 01:39:49,648
~ That's all they really want ~
1371
01:39:49,748 --> 01:39:53,649
~ Some fun ~
1372
01:39:53,749 --> 01:39:57,766
~ When the working day is done ~
1373
01:39:57,866 --> 01:40:02,089
~ You know, girls,they wanna have fun ~
1374
01:40:02,189 --> 01:40:05,605
~ Come onHey, now. Hey, now ~
1375
01:40:05,705 --> 01:40:07,725
~ What's the matter with you? ~
1376
01:40:07,825 --> 01:40:11,404
~ Girls just wanna have fun now ~
1377
01:40:11,504 --> 01:40:14,685
~ Come onHey, now. Hey, now ~
1378
01:40:14,785 --> 01:40:16,848
~ What's the matter with you? ~
1379
01:40:16,948 --> 01:40:20,356
~ Girls just wanna have fun now ~
1380
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,367
~ Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~
1381
01:40:28,467 --> 01:40:31,432
~ Oh, oh ~
1382
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,710
~ Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~
1383
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,796
~ Just free yourself ~
1384
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:42,357
~ Just free yourself ~
1385
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:47,204
~ Take a look at yourselfWhat do you see? ~
1386
01:40:47,304 --> 01:40:50,645
~ A willing victim of mediocrity ~
1387
01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:54,809
~ No one told youyou can't have it all ~
1388
01:40:54,909 --> 01:40:57,968
~ It's time to act up and have a ball ~
1389
01:40:58,068 --> 01:41:00,005
~ You've got to free yourself ~
1390
01:41:00,105 --> 01:41:02,444
~ Gonna change that vibe ~
1391
01:41:02,544 --> 01:41:06,247
~ Free yourselfLeave the past behind ~
1392
01:41:06,347 --> 01:41:07,849
~ See yourself ~
1393
01:41:07,949 --> 01:41:11,365
~ In a different lightThere is no one else ~
1394
01:41:11,465 --> 01:41:13,431
~ Just free yourself ~
1395
01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:17,887
~ There'll be those who saywhat you're doing is wrong ~
1396
01:41:17,987 --> 01:41:21,484
~ You can't listen to foolsYou've got to be strong ~
1397
01:41:21,584 --> 01:41:25,606
~ Close your eyesany place that you can be ~
1398
01:41:25,706 --> 01:41:29,327
~ Be what you want yourself to be ~
1399
01:41:29,427 --> 01:41:33,808
~ I can show you how to go to ~
1400
01:41:33,908 --> 01:41:36,686
~ To heaven ~
1401
01:41:36,786 --> 01:41:41,168
~ Ordinary, it's left standing ~
1402
01:41:41,268 --> 01:41:44,046
~ Just leave them in my past ~
1403
01:41:44,146 --> 01:41:46,128
~ You've got toFree yourself ~
1404
01:41:46,228 --> 01:41:47,968
~ Gotta change that vibe ~
1405
01:41:48,068 --> 01:41:51,724
~ Why don't you be yourself?Leave the past behind ~
1406
01:41:51,824 --> 01:41:53,808
~ It's time to see yourself ~
1407
01:41:53,908 --> 01:41:58,192
~ In a different lightAin't no one else, just free yourself ~
1408
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:03,044
~ Free yourselfFree yourself ~
1409
01:42:03,144 --> 01:42:05,759
~ Why don't you be yourself? ~
1410
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:09,953
~ It's time to see yourself ~
1411
01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:14,485
~ Just free yourself ~
1412
01:42:14,585 --> 01:42:18,189
~ Free yourself ~
1413
01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:22,727
~ Be yourself ~
1414
01:42:22,827 --> 01:42:25,084
~ See yourself ~
1415
01:42:25,184 --> 01:42:28,365
~ In a new light ~
1416
01:42:28,465 --> 01:42:31,557
~ Free yourself ~
1417
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:40,128
~ Free yourselfFree yourself ~
1418
01:42:40,228 --> 01:42:44,591
~ Ooh, yeah ~
1419
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:49,431
~ Oh, oh ~
1420
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:54,048
~ Just free yourselfDo you wanna be free, yeah? ~
1421
01:42:54,148 --> 01:42:58,166
~ I can show you how to go to ~
1422
01:42:58,266 --> 01:43:01,126
~ The head of your class ~
1423
01:43:01,226 --> 01:43:08,604
~ Ordinary, it's left standingIn the past ~
1424
01:43:08,704 --> 01:43:12,125
~ Free yourselfGotta change that vibe ~
1425
01:43:12,225 --> 01:43:15,847
~ Why don't you be yourself?Leave the past behind ~
1426
01:43:15,947 --> 01:43:18,364
~ It's time to see yourself ~
1427
01:43:18,464 --> 01:43:21,885
~ In a different light ~
1428
01:43:21,985 --> 01:43:24,165
~ Just free yourself ~
1429
01:43:24,265 --> 01:43:27,286
~ Free yourself ~
1430
01:43:27,386 --> 01:43:29,767
~ Why don't you be yourself? ~
1431
01:43:29,867 --> 01:43:33,435
~ Don't you want to be free?It's time to see yourself... ~
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