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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,257 --> 00:00:22,000 [Rita] Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,062 You've slipped through my fingers for the last time. 3 00:00:26,097 --> 00:00:29,033 -[tires screeching] -It's the Chief! 4 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:31,937 [Rita] It's all going to be fine. Chief disappears all the time. 5 00:00:31,969 --> 00:00:35,673 [Cliff] Into a fucking hole? In the fucking ground? 6 00:00:35,707 --> 00:00:37,642 [Rita] Take away the ratty beard and the baggy jumpsuit, 7 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:40,945 and I swear he looks just like Flex Mentallo 8 00:00:40,978 --> 00:00:43,347 from the funny book Danny gave us. 9 00:00:43,381 --> 00:00:45,216 [Jane] Flex is the key to finding the Chief. 10 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:47,284 Dolores? It's me. It's Flex. 11 00:00:47,317 --> 00:00:49,152 -Flex? Oh, God. -It's me, baby. 12 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:50,154 [screams] 13 00:00:50,155 --> 00:00:52,588 -Dolly, stay with me. -Flex... 14 00:00:52,622 --> 00:00:54,692 Stay with me. 15 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:58,029 [screams] 16 00:00:58,061 --> 00:00:59,698 We need you to turn Grid back on. 17 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:02,201 If we can find the Beard Hunter, we can find the Chief. 18 00:01:02,234 --> 00:01:05,736 If I do this, you guys are gonna have to save Niles without me. 19 00:01:05,769 --> 00:01:07,070 Do it. 20 00:01:07,103 --> 00:01:10,507 I know how to find Niles. Care to join me? 21 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,643 For Niles. 22 00:01:11,676 --> 00:01:15,313 [Mr. Nobody] Finally, after 13 meandering episodes 23 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:17,915 of character driven schlock, we can finally 24 00:01:17,948 --> 00:01:21,618 get to the show that everyone wanted to see in the first place. 25 00:01:21,653 --> 00:01:24,275 -A superhero show! -[snaps fingers] 26 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:37,995 [jazz music playing] 27 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:40,728 [thunder rumbling] 28 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:57,481 -[sighs] -So? 29 00:02:57,514 --> 00:03:00,151 -How'd your presentation go? -Eh... 30 00:03:00,183 --> 00:03:01,651 Did the Brotherhood like it? 31 00:03:01,685 --> 00:03:05,423 Not quite. Uh... 32 00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,790 [Mr. Morden sighs] 33 00:03:07,824 --> 00:03:10,026 Um... 34 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,861 They let me go. 35 00:03:11,895 --> 00:03:13,664 They fired you? 36 00:03:13,698 --> 00:03:16,467 How does the Brotherhood of Evil fire someone? 37 00:03:16,501 --> 00:03:19,736 And after all you've done for them? 38 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:21,538 All your plans... 39 00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:26,573 the electro ray, the weather control thingy... 40 00:03:26,911 --> 00:03:29,713 the giant robot? 41 00:03:29,747 --> 00:03:33,317 You told me he was going to bring the city to its knees. 42 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:34,885 Did you tell them that? 43 00:03:34,919 --> 00:03:39,223 I explained it to them in detail. The Brain just didn't think... 44 00:03:39,257 --> 00:03:44,257 He just didn't think I had enough... 45 00:03:44,562 --> 00:03:48,299 -zip. -So that's it? 46 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:50,668 He canned you. 47 00:03:50,701 --> 00:03:52,871 He replaced me with some gorilla. 48 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,406 They decided to bring in some muscle? 49 00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:57,876 No. An actual gorilla. 50 00:03:57,908 --> 00:04:02,908 He's quite smart, allegedly. Speaks French. 51 00:04:03,213 --> 00:04:05,015 -You have to go back. -How's that? 52 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:08,352 You're going to march into their hideout and you're going to talk to the Brain. 53 00:04:08,385 --> 00:04:09,486 Make him see the light. 54 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,991 No, honey. I can't... I can't do that. 55 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:16,961 I got off easy. This is the Brotherhood of Evil we're talking about. 56 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:20,331 Usually when they let someone go, they let them go. 57 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,833 The only reason I'm alive right now 58 00:04:21,865 --> 00:04:26,336 is because they don't consider me a threat physically or... 59 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:29,607 intellectually. Their words. 60 00:04:29,641 --> 00:04:31,310 I can't do this anymore. 61 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:34,946 Oh, no, Millie. Please. Look, this is just a minor setback. 62 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:37,514 I am gonna be back on top in no time. 63 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:40,317 That's just it. 64 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:43,387 You've never been on top. 65 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:45,757 You have all these big ideas. 66 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,425 But I am the only one who buys into them. 67 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:51,495 I follow you around like a puppy. 68 00:04:51,528 --> 00:04:55,766 -I'm a real dunce. -No, Millie. 69 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:58,802 Millie. No. 70 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:02,339 Please. 71 00:05:02,372 --> 00:05:03,841 I am going to be somebody. 72 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:08,545 But you're not. You're just a nobody. 73 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:13,528 And that's what you'll always be. 74 00:05:13,916 --> 00:05:16,317 I'm sorry, Eric. 75 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:23,690 [thunder rumbling] 76 00:05:40,778 --> 00:05:43,148 [Jane] What the hell was Mr. Nobody thinking? 77 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,283 Why bring the Chief all the way to East Bumfuck? 78 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:48,853 -[Rita] I don't know. -[Cliff] Yeah. Fucking Cub Scout jamboree? 79 00:05:48,887 --> 00:05:51,156 Let's forget Mr. Nobody for a moment, shall we? 80 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:54,458 We aren't following him. We are after the Beard Hunter. 81 00:05:54,492 --> 00:05:57,961 According to Vic's Grid thingamajiggy, 82 00:05:57,995 --> 00:06:01,064 the Beard Hunter has been in this spot for over a week. 83 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:02,733 He's stopped searching. 84 00:06:02,766 --> 00:06:04,435 [Cliff] If we're looking for the Chief, 85 00:06:04,468 --> 00:06:07,637 shouldn't we be trying to figure out Captain Banana-hammock back there? 86 00:06:07,672 --> 00:06:11,875 I don't know how much use he's gonna be right now. 87 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,877 [Larry] It's strange, isn't it? 88 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:18,815 Getting fresh air after all that time cooped up in the Ant Farm. 89 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:21,386 I am so sorry about Dolores. 90 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:24,689 If we'd known what would have happened, we wouldn't have brought her to you. 91 00:06:24,721 --> 00:06:28,358 -It's my fault. -Flex. That's not true. 92 00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:29,826 That contraption in her, 93 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,896 it went off the moment we recognized each other. 94 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:36,466 I should have known they'd be one step ahead of me. 95 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,103 -I killed Dolores. -[Larry] No, you didn't. 96 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:42,841 The Bureau of Normalcy did. You need to remember that. 97 00:06:42,874 --> 00:06:44,408 And after we get the Chief back, 98 00:06:44,442 --> 00:06:46,377 we'll make them answer for it. 99 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:47,944 We'll make them answer for everything. 100 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:51,220 [Cliff] Wait. We got something up here. 101 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:02,961 What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere? 102 00:07:02,994 --> 00:07:04,894 [Larry] I'm sure they have a logical explanation. 103 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:07,432 -They? -[Larry] Danny. Did I never mention the sentient, 104 00:07:07,466 --> 00:07:10,935 teleporting, gender queer street Vic and I hung out on 105 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:13,204 while Jane lost her shit and tried to get married? 106 00:07:13,237 --> 00:07:16,107 -Vic mentioned it. -You really keep to yourself too much, man. 107 00:07:16,141 --> 00:07:20,043 [Larry] Well, that's Danny, and you're going to love them. 108 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:21,177 [Cliff] The fuck? 109 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:24,512 [lively music playing] 110 00:07:36,593 --> 00:07:40,932 [Rita sighs] 111 00:07:40,964 --> 00:07:44,002 -Quaint. Perfectly lovely. -[Cliff] What do we do now? 112 00:07:44,035 --> 00:07:47,237 Just say "Hello, Street" like a pack of assholes? 113 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:49,341 Oh, someone's popular here. 114 00:07:49,374 --> 00:07:54,374 Gang, meet Danny. Danny, this is Rita, Jane and Cliff. 115 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,584 [Danny whistles] 116 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:04,567 -Danny? -You two know each other? 117 00:08:10,326 --> 00:08:13,026 She's gone, Danny. 118 00:08:16,165 --> 00:08:17,300 Dolores is gone. 119 00:08:17,334 --> 00:08:21,233 [melancholy music playing] 120 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,160 I'm so sorry. 121 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:48,193 This moment is beautiful and necessary, and I hate to interrupt. 122 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:51,235 But we're looking for a lunatic who eats beard hair-- 123 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:56,206 -[man] Looking beautiful today, sunshine. -[woman] See ya. 124 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,743 Unbelievable. 125 00:08:58,775 --> 00:09:01,025 Ernest. Ernest! 126 00:09:04,548 --> 00:09:06,951 You! Pube Stalker! 127 00:09:06,985 --> 00:09:09,385 It's Beard Hunter. And I don't do that anymore. 128 00:09:09,419 --> 00:09:12,889 I don't do that anymore. [grunts] 129 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:15,259 What are you fuckwads looking at? 130 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:17,995 Where is Niles Caulder? 131 00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:19,596 Uh... 132 00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:21,465 -Mmm-- -You ate his beard, didn't you? 133 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:23,267 It led you here, didn't it? 134 00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:25,602 And your boy wasn't here. 135 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:27,339 But Danny was. 136 00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:30,573 They got me off the beard hair and gave me a chance to start anew. 137 00:09:30,607 --> 00:09:35,607 Baloney. Hammerhead, do something awful. 138 00:09:35,712 --> 00:09:37,948 Give me answers or I'll give you bananas 139 00:09:37,981 --> 00:09:40,650 up your ass one at a time. 140 00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:42,753 Peels on. 141 00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:46,836 -[grunts] -[car lock beeps] 142 00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:56,234 [Larry] Wait. You've known this whole time? 143 00:09:56,268 --> 00:10:00,538 Why didn't you tell me the last time I was here? 144 00:10:00,572 --> 00:10:03,506 Danny, look at us. We've searched through two continents 145 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:04,975 and up a donkey's mustn't-touch-it. 146 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,745 We are hanging on by a thread. 147 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:10,782 If you can't help us, I'm afraid the Chief will be lost forever. 148 00:10:10,815 --> 00:10:15,553 And so will we. 149 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:20,586 -"White Space"? -I know what the White Space is. 150 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:26,397 And I know how to get there. 151 00:10:26,429 --> 00:10:29,879 [heart monitor beeping] 152 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:43,313 [breathing heavily] 153 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:44,916 [Silas] Bad dreams, huh? 154 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,250 -[coughing] -Dad. 155 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:51,554 Dad... 156 00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:54,091 I can understand that. 157 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:58,028 I just had a doozy of a nightmare. 158 00:10:58,062 --> 00:11:01,265 The White Space is the area where there is no story. 159 00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:04,969 The White Space exists where content doesn't. 160 00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:08,072 It's the space on this page between the panels. 161 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:11,475 The White Space. That's beautiful, heady, poetic. 162 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:13,945 Now how in the name of fuck do we get in there? 163 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,212 Well, I have a flex for that. 164 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:18,749 -You need baby oil or anything? -Wait. 165 00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:20,686 It can't be that easy. 166 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:24,755 Mr. Mentallo here strikes a pose, and then what happens? 167 00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:27,458 Well, then I open up a pathway from this dimension to the White Space. 168 00:11:27,491 --> 00:11:30,160 Yeah. What Rita's trying to say is that we need a strategy. 169 00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:32,730 We have no idea what's waiting for us in the White Space. 170 00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:36,833 We've dealt with Mr. Nobody before. First, he'll separate us. 171 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,936 And then he'll use our past to torture us. 172 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:41,405 Well, we'll just have to stop him from doing that. 173 00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:44,075 We haven't stopped a goddamn thing since this started. 174 00:11:44,107 --> 00:11:47,044 -We destroyed the town. -It got put back together. 175 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,446 Then there was the Decreator, he ran all over us. 176 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,947 So we summon the Re-Creator. 177 00:11:50,981 --> 00:11:53,650 We nearly ruined the lives of a group of senior citizens. 178 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:54,850 They were fucked when we found them. 179 00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:56,687 Jesus. Knock it off! 180 00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:59,856 Yeah. Our win-loss record is shit. 181 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,759 We're not making the playoffs. 182 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,928 Who gives a shit? We're past that. 183 00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:08,066 We've fought and clawed our way through a ton of fuck ups, and now we're here. 184 00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:10,201 Knocking on the door to save Niles. 185 00:12:10,235 --> 00:12:15,235 We have to go in. And we're going in together. 186 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:19,442 -Let's do this. -All right. 187 00:12:19,475 --> 00:12:22,080 Everybody, focus. 188 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:27,113 I need you to focus on the white space. 189 00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:29,284 [grunting] 190 00:12:37,861 --> 00:12:41,731 Anybody? Anything? 191 00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:44,301 [Rita] I feel something. 192 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,735 [Larry] Me too. 193 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:48,239 Yeah. 194 00:12:48,273 --> 00:12:50,508 Is there something that I should be feeling right now? 195 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:54,445 [Larry] It's like... Wait. Oh, ooh! Whoa! 196 00:12:54,477 --> 00:12:58,248 Oh, my... [gasps] 197 00:12:58,282 --> 00:12:59,383 Oh! 198 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,816 [people moaning] 199 00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:08,759 What the fuck is going on? 200 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,729 -We're all reaching... -[moaning] 201 00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:15,331 We're fucking coming, man! 202 00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:18,369 [all moaning] 203 00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:19,335 Shit. 204 00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,735 [moaning loudly] 205 00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:30,315 [all continue moaning] 206 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:32,549 I think I flexed the wrong muscle. 207 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:33,918 No shit, dummy! 208 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:36,801 [moaning continues] 209 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,897 [Cliff moans awkwardly] Oh, yeah! 210 00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:49,432 Oh! Ahhh! 211 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:52,635 [Larry moaning loudly] 212 00:13:52,669 --> 00:13:55,205 I'll fucking kill you! 213 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:58,307 Oh, fuck! 214 00:13:58,341 --> 00:14:00,741 [Rita screaming] 215 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:10,149 -[all moaning loudly] -[bicycle bell ringing] 216 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,798 [panting] 217 00:14:20,831 --> 00:14:24,434 [grunts] 218 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,203 [all panting] 219 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:31,174 Uh... I am so, so, so, so sorry. 220 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,644 I was shooting for the splenius capitis. 221 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:34,678 [groans] 222 00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:36,514 And I accidentally flexed my splenius cervicis. 223 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,716 -They're right next to each-- -Just give us a moment! 224 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:43,750 -Please. -[Flex] Take as much time as you need. [stammers] 225 00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:48,538 -I... I'm stupid. I... -[gasps] 226 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,596 Is that better? Are you more comfortable? 227 00:14:52,629 --> 00:14:54,899 Yeah. 228 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:58,001 You reinstalled Grid. Good. 229 00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:02,474 Oh. Yeah, I, uh... 230 00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:06,009 I should never have taken it out. 231 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,946 I'm sorry, Dad. 232 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:13,183 I screwed up again. 233 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,519 -It's all right, Victor. -No. 234 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:18,155 It's really not. 235 00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:20,456 You were right. 236 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,660 I wasn't ready. 237 00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,629 I just jumped into this whole search for Niles 238 00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:29,663 without any idea what I... what I was dealing with. 239 00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:34,272 That's how Mr. Nobody got into my head. 240 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:38,975 He just used everything that was swirling in my mind, 241 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:42,879 and my mistrust, and he twisted it. 242 00:15:42,913 --> 00:15:47,051 Your mistrust of me? 243 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:52,033 I don't know what I was thinking. 244 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:57,394 -I almost killed you. -No. 245 00:15:57,427 --> 00:16:00,898 I know what you were thinking. 246 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:05,202 And you were right not to trust me. 247 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:10,235 Not all of your memories are real, Vic. 248 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,211 Thanks for giving me another shot at this, guys. 249 00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:15,611 [Cliff clears throat] 250 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,947 [exhales] Whoo. 251 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,250 Hold up. Why were you even screaming? 252 00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:22,019 -Huh? -You can't feel anything. 253 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:23,888 Um, 'cause-- 254 00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:26,289 -Did you fake an orgasm? -What? No! 255 00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:29,826 I have too much respect for everyone here. 256 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,062 How could you even... 257 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:34,664 'Cause I didn't wanna feel left out, okay? 258 00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:35,865 [all] Aw. 259 00:16:35,899 --> 00:16:38,034 Don't pity me. 260 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,038 -Flex, do your thing. -Okay. 261 00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:43,408 Everybody, focus. 262 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:47,443 -You focus. -Right. Yes. 263 00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:51,081 I'll focus. 264 00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:54,251 [Flex grunting] 265 00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:57,054 -Anything? -Jesus fucking Christ. 266 00:16:57,089 --> 00:17:02,089 I'm starting to feel like this entire thing is a waste of time. 267 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:07,626 Stop it. Paul. That's enough. Now eat. 268 00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:09,732 Holy shit. 269 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,166 Larry. Language. 270 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,910 Holy shit. 271 00:17:18,943 --> 00:17:21,011 [production assistant] Ready for you on the docks in ten, Ms. Farr. 272 00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:23,247 The boat scene is all set up. 273 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,816 [knocking on door] 274 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:29,849 Jane, no one wants to hurt you, but you have to go to therapy. 275 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,554 Holy shit. 276 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,431 [thunder rumbling] 277 00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:42,165 -Holy-- -[Mr. Nobody] Shit. 278 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,367 We get it, Cliff. 279 00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:45,769 Despite your best efforts, you all waltzed 280 00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:50,307 straight into the very trap you hoped to avoid. 281 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,608 What day is it? 282 00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,578 [chuckles] 283 00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:56,814 Only the biggest day of your life. 284 00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,799 [Mr. Nobody] That's right. 285 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,218 This was the day of Larry's big flight. 286 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,054 The day his body would become a charred Airbnb 287 00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,390 for the being from Planet Dickhead. 288 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:08,459 Rita was about to stumble into the drink, 289 00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:12,497 and become forever locked in her own Battle of the Bulge. 290 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,500 Our girl Jane was due to get a spike in the neck 291 00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:18,336 that would make all of the monsters inside her 292 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,204 that much more destructive. 293 00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:25,076 And Cliffy was about to turn his T-top and his wife into a convertible. 294 00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:26,810 Pretty rough deals all around. 295 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:29,580 -Fuck off! -[Mr. Nobody] You're the ones that barged into my home. 296 00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:32,084 I should be telling you to fuck off, 297 00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:35,553 but instead I'm going to offer you the greatest deal of your pitiful lives. 298 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,888 What if you could have your old lives back, 299 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:41,092 minus the horrific tragedies that destroyed you? 300 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,527 I've had enough of your bullshit. 301 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:47,559 [Mr. Nobody] I'm not kidding, Cliff. No one has to die. 302 00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,835 Just think about it. 303 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:55,673 You can have it all back. All of the glory and glamour. 304 00:18:55,707 --> 00:19:00,576 Your life could be whatever you want, however you want. 305 00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:01,712 [sighs] 306 00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:04,615 Wouldn't it be nice, Jane, if you could mitigate 307 00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:08,586 even some of the damage those nightmares inside of you have caused? 308 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,955 I can make all of that go away. 309 00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:13,657 -What do we have to do? -[Mr. Nobody chuckles] That's the easy part. 310 00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:18,691 You just have to stay nice and cozy right where you are. 311 00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:22,733 And stop looking for Niles Caulder. 312 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,670 And why the fuck should we believe anything you say? 313 00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:27,071 [Mr. Nobody] Because you know this is real. 314 00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:30,974 You know I do almost anything I set my mind to. 315 00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:33,510 You know I've done it before. 316 00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:34,813 What happens to the Chief? 317 00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,713 [Mr. Nobody] That's the beautiful part. 318 00:19:36,748 --> 00:19:40,217 You don't worry about him because if you stay here in this memory, 319 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,487 you won't ever meet Niles Caulder. 320 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,989 He will cease to exist in your world 321 00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:47,157 and fade from your memories. 322 00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:50,161 Stop narrating me, you shithead. 323 00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:55,193 Who you calling shithead, shithead? 324 00:19:55,768 --> 00:19:56,768 Want one? 325 00:19:56,768 --> 00:20:00,037 [Mr. Nobody] Okay, now you're tempted. 326 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,520 Yeah, I do. I want one. 327 00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:10,847 We aren't the same team you dealt with back in the donkey, you know. 328 00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:11,982 We're stronger now. 329 00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:14,019 We've all been working very hard on ourselves. 330 00:20:14,051 --> 00:20:16,755 [Mr. Nobody] Work? You've sat around in a circle 331 00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:19,923 and whined like a C-team Breakfast Club. 332 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,859 [scoffs] 333 00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:26,830 [Mr. Nobody] Cliff stole a watch from an alligator. 334 00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:31,067 Mr. Electricity here finally came out of the closet 335 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,073 at the tender age of 95. 336 00:20:35,106 --> 00:20:37,976 Jane crawled as deep into herself as she could 337 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:43,009 and almost committed mind suicide or some shit. 338 00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:45,348 You call that work? Please. 339 00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:48,019 -[Charles] Rita? -Come in. 340 00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:52,355 We're all set. And I've got some good news for you. 341 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:55,259 -You do? -We fired Henry. 342 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,795 The focus puller? 343 00:20:56,827 --> 00:21:00,364 The one distracting you with the, uh... 344 00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:04,367 -you know? -Oh. 345 00:21:04,402 --> 00:21:06,170 What is it now, Rita? 346 00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:09,653 -Want some help? -Sure. 347 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:16,247 -Since when do you wash dishes? -Since... 348 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:21,117 -I don't know. -You're going to be late. 349 00:21:21,152 --> 00:21:25,490 [both moaning] 350 00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,391 You smell so good. 351 00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:29,993 -Am I a good person? -How so? 352 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:32,196 As in not a bad person. 353 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:35,799 Sheryl, what are you going to do after this flight? 354 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:40,834 I'm talking about us. Everything we talked about. All my... 355 00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:44,074 broken promises. 356 00:21:44,107 --> 00:21:45,676 What's going to happen with us? 357 00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,211 [both continue moaning] 358 00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:50,079 This doesn't feel right. 359 00:21:50,114 --> 00:21:52,282 -Rita, you're fantastic. -I am? 360 00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:53,518 Sure you are. 361 00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,252 Millions of people across the globe adore you. 362 00:21:56,287 --> 00:22:00,458 What do you want? 363 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:04,295 You should go. 364 00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:07,230 We'll be watching. 365 00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:11,669 Now, let's get out there, hmm? 366 00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:16,073 And remind them why. 367 00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:18,375 I come back to a memory 368 00:22:18,409 --> 00:22:22,380 where I have it all again. 369 00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:26,584 And then I got my family... 370 00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:29,920 I start fucking the nanny again. 371 00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:33,156 Don't be an asshole. 372 00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:36,359 She's right. I should go. 373 00:22:36,394 --> 00:22:40,130 [Mr. Nobody] Just like that? 374 00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,099 All right, then. 375 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,868 -Last looks. -[Mr. Nobody] Yes, take a long last look. 376 00:22:44,903 --> 00:22:47,571 Because if you leave this tent, 377 00:22:47,605 --> 00:22:49,773 you're going to turn into a monster. 378 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:54,011 I'd become a monster long before my accident. I see that now. 379 00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:59,045 I ruined this life once, I'm just ruining it again. 380 00:22:59,282 --> 00:23:00,550 I'm still a piece of garbage. 381 00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:05,785 The way I was back here was so selfish, dishonest. 382 00:23:07,858 --> 00:23:10,361 I ruined this family years before today. 383 00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:13,263 I may still have a long way to go, 384 00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,865 [sighs] 385 00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:18,702 but I know I've become a better person since all this. 386 00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:21,806 And my stay with Niles has been a big part of that. 387 00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:25,711 I have to work on my new life. 388 00:23:25,743 --> 00:23:29,579 Sheryl and the boys deserve better than anything I could have given them. 389 00:23:29,614 --> 00:23:31,016 We got to find Niles. 390 00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:33,617 [Mr. Nobody] Cliff, I know I've been a shit this season. 391 00:23:33,651 --> 00:23:34,885 But I'm telling you the truth. 392 00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:37,087 This is all real and you can save your family. 393 00:23:37,122 --> 00:23:39,691 You don't want to do this. Just stay. 394 00:23:39,723 --> 00:23:42,425 Nah. I call bullshit. 395 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,961 [Mr. Nobody] What about John then? 396 00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:46,262 Hmm? You can finally be with him. 397 00:23:46,297 --> 00:23:50,034 John's lived his life. 398 00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:54,605 I should too. 399 00:23:54,638 --> 00:23:56,540 [Mr. Nobody] What on Earth are you doing? 400 00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:58,276 Oh, fuck you. 401 00:23:58,309 --> 00:24:00,744 [announcer on TV] You have the power to build the city of the future! 402 00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:02,779 [Mr. Nobody] At least one of you has some brains. 403 00:24:02,814 --> 00:24:06,517 From now on, I'm calling you "Sensible Jane." 404 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,221 Can you believe the others? The gall? 405 00:24:09,253 --> 00:24:11,422 At least you know I'm not the bad guy here. 406 00:24:11,454 --> 00:24:14,491 You know I'm trying to help. 407 00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:17,561 [Jane screams] 408 00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:21,598 [Mr. Nobody] Hammerhead, what are you doing? 409 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,234 Getting us out of here. 410 00:24:23,268 --> 00:24:27,203 You think you're helping me and the others? 411 00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:31,675 Well, fuck that! 412 00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:33,577 This was the greatest day of our life. 413 00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:38,611 This was the day we got some bite to our bark. 414 00:24:39,182 --> 00:24:41,384 No, no. 415 00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:43,068 Stop. Stop. 416 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:51,095 It's safer here. 417 00:24:51,127 --> 00:24:54,731 Safe? Safer my ass. 418 00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:59,336 The shit we went through? 419 00:24:59,369 --> 00:25:02,740 [grunts] 420 00:25:02,773 --> 00:25:07,478 It's safer for others. 421 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:11,816 We can't be around regular people. 422 00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:14,699 We hurt them. Okay? 423 00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:22,759 [grunts] 424 00:25:22,794 --> 00:25:25,528 [shouting] I don't give a fuck 425 00:25:25,563 --> 00:25:27,565 about regular people. 426 00:25:27,597 --> 00:25:30,968 We're supposed to protect the girl. 427 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,368 [screaming] 428 00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:37,202 [Mr. Nobody] Well, shit. 429 00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,378 [Vic] All I remember from the accident 430 00:25:42,413 --> 00:25:45,548 is waking up on the lawn. 431 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:50,583 -Mom was next to me, but she was-- -No. 432 00:25:53,356 --> 00:25:56,125 She was still alive. 433 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,162 What? 434 00:25:57,194 --> 00:25:59,597 Each of you were barely hanging in there. 435 00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:02,333 We rushed you to the S.T.A.R.'s experimental surgical center. 436 00:26:02,365 --> 00:26:05,402 Both of us? 437 00:26:05,435 --> 00:26:08,605 It quickly became apparent 438 00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:11,974 I would only be able to save one of you. 439 00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:13,358 Then why? 440 00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:22,085 Why did you save me? 441 00:26:22,118 --> 00:26:24,989 It was Niles. 442 00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:29,393 He argued that you were the better physical candidate 443 00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:32,997 to accept the biotechnology. 444 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:37,230 But I still wouldn't listen. 445 00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:41,404 Then he made me realize one simple fact. 446 00:26:41,439 --> 00:26:43,375 Saving you... 447 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:47,912 would be the only choice your mother would make. 448 00:26:47,945 --> 00:26:52,945 The only choice she would let me make. 449 00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,957 [tearfully] So I let her go. 450 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:03,594 No... 451 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:07,230 But I remember... 452 00:27:07,263 --> 00:27:10,000 she was on the lawn 453 00:27:10,034 --> 00:27:12,403 in front of the house. 454 00:27:12,436 --> 00:27:17,207 -That was-- -That was a story you were told. 455 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,243 A simple lie, 456 00:27:19,277 --> 00:27:23,748 told over and over again while you recovered. 457 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:27,417 Every day... 458 00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:30,750 until you believed it. 459 00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:36,226 So, you didn't corrupt my programming. 460 00:27:36,259 --> 00:27:38,962 Uh-uh. 461 00:27:38,997 --> 00:27:41,632 You messed with my actual memories. 462 00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:44,035 I don't expect you to forgive me. 463 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,670 But I can hope that you know how sorry-- 464 00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:48,839 Do you know how hard it was 465 00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,472 carrying this for years? 466 00:27:54,011 --> 00:27:56,181 Why didn't you tell me? 467 00:27:56,213 --> 00:28:00,451 -Why did you do this to me? -I was afraid. 468 00:28:00,484 --> 00:28:03,387 I was certain it would destroy our family 469 00:28:03,421 --> 00:28:08,421 if you knew I had to make the choice to let your mother pass. 470 00:28:08,925 --> 00:28:11,662 I was afraid 471 00:28:11,695 --> 00:28:13,263 of having you hate me. 472 00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:15,532 So you let me shoulder the blame instead. 473 00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,734 I didn't realize... 474 00:28:17,768 --> 00:28:19,936 how destructive 475 00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:23,473 my dishonesty was until it was too late. 476 00:28:23,507 --> 00:28:27,557 The story was too powerful. 477 00:28:28,778 --> 00:28:31,749 [inaudible] 478 00:28:31,781 --> 00:28:36,781 It made you Cyborg as much as the surgery. 479 00:28:37,354 --> 00:28:38,422 Mmm. 480 00:28:38,454 --> 00:28:40,724 Where are you going? 481 00:28:40,758 --> 00:28:43,661 I got some people I can actually trust. 482 00:28:43,693 --> 00:28:45,528 Friends. 483 00:28:45,563 --> 00:28:48,198 And they need my help. 484 00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:52,269 [crying] 485 00:28:52,303 --> 00:28:54,271 [Mr. Nobody] Look at these nimrods. 486 00:28:54,305 --> 00:28:56,374 I handed them the happy ending 487 00:28:56,407 --> 00:29:00,144 they wasted decades pining for. 488 00:29:00,178 --> 00:29:05,083 And what did they do? They shit all over it. 489 00:29:05,115 --> 00:29:07,117 Now they were lost and alone 490 00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:12,151 with nothing but my narration to keep them company. 491 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:17,227 Most likely, forever. 492 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,696 [Rita sighs] 493 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:23,500 But deep down, Rita knew everything was going to be fine. 494 00:29:23,534 --> 00:29:25,169 Totally fine. 495 00:29:25,202 --> 00:29:26,770 So forward she marched. 496 00:29:26,804 --> 00:29:28,204 [Mr. Nobody] Um, what are you doing? 497 00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:30,942 I'm sick of having someone else tell my story. 498 00:29:30,974 --> 00:29:33,009 Badly, I might add. 499 00:29:33,044 --> 00:29:37,048 Therefore, I shall be narrating my own tale from now on. 500 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,784 So she marched forward. 501 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,318 -[Mr. Nobody] But you can't just narrate-- -Ever forward. 502 00:29:41,352 --> 00:29:43,153 -[Mr. Nobody] Stop it! -Ever onward. 503 00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:45,455 -[Mr. Nobody] It doesn't work like that! -Eventually, 504 00:29:45,489 --> 00:29:48,125 in a stunning twist, 505 00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:53,159 Rita and her friends found one another. 506 00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:56,634 Cliff! 507 00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:57,768 Rita! 508 00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,636 Thought I heard you. 509 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:01,771 [Larry] Hey, Rita. 510 00:30:01,806 --> 00:30:03,307 Were you just in my head? 511 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,644 I've decided to try my hand at narrating. 512 00:30:05,676 --> 00:30:09,079 If you want the plum roles, sometimes you have to write them yourself. 513 00:30:09,113 --> 00:30:11,182 [Cliff] Wait. Where's Jane? 514 00:30:11,215 --> 00:30:13,183 [Niles] You all know she moves at her own pace. 515 00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:17,989 -Chief! -[Cliff] Let's grab him and bolt. 516 00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,324 You shouldn't have come here. 517 00:30:19,356 --> 00:30:22,859 Did you really think it would be that easy? 518 00:30:22,894 --> 00:30:25,997 If you want Niles, you have to go through me. 519 00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:27,464 [Cliff] Shouldn't be a problem. 520 00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:30,634 Real you looks like a fucking dweeb to me. 521 00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:32,670 Oh. 522 00:30:32,702 --> 00:30:35,306 Right. [laughing] 523 00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,075 I suppose this is hardly appropriate 524 00:30:37,107 --> 00:30:42,107 for the big, boring punch 'em up climax. 525 00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:50,253 Is this better? 526 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:53,390 [laughing] 527 00:30:53,423 --> 00:30:55,292 Now, 528 00:30:55,326 --> 00:30:58,096 who wants to get ripped apart first? 529 00:30:58,128 --> 00:31:02,267 [Jane] And why do you want to fight? 530 00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:04,201 [Mr. Nobody] Dr. Harrison? 531 00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:06,770 We're getting ready for the big superhero fight. 532 00:31:06,804 --> 00:31:08,472 This is who you turn into? 533 00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:10,208 What are you overcompensating for? 534 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,444 -I'm not overcompensating. -[Jane] Please. 535 00:31:14,478 --> 00:31:17,414 This form. 536 00:31:17,449 --> 00:31:22,449 This phony darkness. This childish display of sinister power. 537 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,955 [chuckles] That's ridiculous. 538 00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:27,892 A, I am sinister and dark. 539 00:31:27,924 --> 00:31:29,693 B, I'm powerful enough 540 00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:32,329 to control this entire streaming service if I wanted to. 541 00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:33,898 What the fuck is going on? 542 00:31:33,932 --> 00:31:38,670 We are witnessing someone with a classic delusional personality. 543 00:31:38,702 --> 00:31:41,806 Most likely caused by a lifelong sense of inferiority. 544 00:31:41,838 --> 00:31:44,040 -Oh, bullshit. -Is it? 545 00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:46,778 You claim you can control this television program, 546 00:31:46,811 --> 00:31:50,114 yet, Rita here was easily able to wrest control by 547 00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:51,816 providing her own narration. 548 00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:53,317 She got lucky. 549 00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:56,753 Or maybe the source of your problem is a woman. 550 00:31:56,787 --> 00:31:58,189 That is not-- 551 00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:03,221 You're just a nobody. And that's what you'll always be. 552 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,145 Millie. 553 00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:14,238 How are you doing this? 554 00:32:14,271 --> 00:32:16,840 You're doing all this because you were dumped? 555 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,309 [Cliff] I get it. Standard stuff. 556 00:32:19,344 --> 00:32:22,046 -[Larry] Basic. -I am not basic. 557 00:32:22,078 --> 00:32:24,048 You don't want to be. 558 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,717 You want to be original. 559 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:29,987 Despite all the sarcastic comments and judgments... 560 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,088 -[Larry] He's sad. -He's like us. 561 00:32:32,123 --> 00:32:33,590 How dare you? 562 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,660 -You were twisted before you were twisted. -[Mr. Nobody] Maybe. 563 00:32:35,693 --> 00:32:39,230 Except now, I have power. And it's time to die. 564 00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:41,199 [Cliff] I don't want to fight. 565 00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:42,634 -What? -I don't know. 566 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,169 -I feel kind of bad now that I know you. -Me too. 567 00:32:45,202 --> 00:32:47,337 -[Larry] Yeah. -Let us help you. 568 00:32:47,372 --> 00:32:50,606 -Let Niles into your heart. -No! 569 00:32:50,641 --> 00:32:51,876 This is not right. 570 00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:55,813 You are not going to pity me any longer. Fight or don't. 571 00:32:55,846 --> 00:32:57,114 But I'm going to-- 572 00:32:57,147 --> 00:33:01,919 [gunshot] 573 00:33:01,951 --> 00:33:04,821 Fuck. 574 00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:08,959 Booyah. 575 00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:11,595 What? The guy said not to pity him. 576 00:33:11,627 --> 00:33:13,696 [Rita] Is that it? 577 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:17,201 I believe it might be. 578 00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:19,136 [Jane] What do you say, Chief? 579 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,872 You ready to go home? 580 00:33:20,905 --> 00:33:24,875 [Cliff] You might wanna brace yourself. We kind of trashed the place. 581 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,612 -We fought a whole cult in there. -And each other. 582 00:33:27,645 --> 00:33:30,213 [Cliff stammers] I had a rat in me. 583 00:33:30,248 --> 00:33:31,650 It's a story for another time. 584 00:33:31,682 --> 00:33:34,251 [Larry] It was quite the wild ride, Chief, finding you. 585 00:33:34,285 --> 00:33:39,285 I think you all found much more than me. 586 00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:51,868 [Niles] Oh, where are they all? 587 00:33:51,902 --> 00:33:54,372 Where are you all? 588 00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:57,642 Sorry, sorry, I was putting on my face. 589 00:33:57,675 --> 00:33:59,176 You think I wake up looking this pretty? 590 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:01,546 Morning briefing begins promptly at 7.00 a.m. 591 00:34:01,578 --> 00:34:03,548 If we want to be a team, we have to make the effort. 592 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,750 Absolutely. That's why I was down here at ten to waiting on all of you. 593 00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:09,219 [Niles] Thank you, Rita. 594 00:34:09,253 --> 00:34:11,190 Setting the example as always. 595 00:34:11,222 --> 00:34:15,126 Hey, do you use your powers to stick your nose all the way up the Chief's ass or... 596 00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,128 -[Cliff laughing] Boom. -Sorry, everyone. I was on my run. 597 00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:20,063 Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman. 598 00:34:20,097 --> 00:34:23,702 Might we start our briefing, please? 599 00:34:23,735 --> 00:34:27,405 [Larry] Briefing? Please. Let's call it what it is. Breakfast. 600 00:34:27,438 --> 00:34:28,773 Chocolate chip pancakes? 601 00:34:28,806 --> 00:34:30,673 You ate all the chocolate chips yesterday. 602 00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,577 Damn. 603 00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:34,478 Well, let's get to the task at hand. 604 00:34:34,512 --> 00:34:37,447 The Brotherhood of Evil is on the move again. 605 00:34:37,481 --> 00:34:39,150 Last seen in Brussels. 606 00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:41,552 [alarm blaring] 607 00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:44,556 [Vic] Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on. 608 00:34:44,588 --> 00:34:47,224 Such a shame to leave all this food to spoil. 609 00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:49,927 [chuckles] You just look after your own bacon. 610 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,097 [Rita] Hmm. 611 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:56,380 [all screaming] 612 00:35:03,407 --> 00:35:05,108 What do you think it is? 613 00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:08,045 Maybe it's that. 614 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:12,483 [all screaming] 615 00:35:12,516 --> 00:35:13,951 [Vic] Chief, are you seeing this? 616 00:35:13,983 --> 00:35:16,983 How could I miss it? 617 00:35:21,893 --> 00:35:24,362 [Larry] How do we start it and how do we finish it? 618 00:35:24,394 --> 00:35:26,463 Same as always. Try talking to it. 619 00:35:26,496 --> 00:35:29,733 I got this. I speak robot. 620 00:35:29,768 --> 00:35:34,768 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe? 621 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:42,646 Oh. He's foe as fuck. 622 00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,382 Looks like it's going to be the hard way. 623 00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:46,451 As long as the regular people are out of danger. 624 00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:50,083 Fuck the regular people. 625 00:35:54,724 --> 00:35:56,893 No! 626 00:35:56,927 --> 00:35:59,463 Oh, where are they all? 627 00:35:59,496 --> 00:36:01,800 Where are you all? 628 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:05,402 Sorry, sorry, I was putting on my face. 629 00:36:05,436 --> 00:36:06,836 You think I wake up looking this pretty? 630 00:36:06,838 --> 00:36:09,074 Morning briefing begins promptly at 7.00 a.m. 631 00:36:09,106 --> 00:36:11,143 If we want to be a team, we have to make the effort. 632 00:36:11,143 --> 00:36:14,844 Absolutely. That's why I was down here at ten to waiting on all of you. 633 00:36:14,878 --> 00:36:16,280 [Niles] Thank you, Rita. 634 00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:18,215 Sorry, everyone. I was on my run. 635 00:36:18,248 --> 00:36:20,217 Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman. 636 00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:22,920 Might we start our briefing, please? 637 00:36:22,954 --> 00:36:26,789 [Larry] Briefing? Please. Let's call it what it is. Breakfast. 638 00:36:26,824 --> 00:36:27,992 Chocolate chip pancakes? 639 00:36:28,025 --> 00:36:29,893 You ate all the chocolate chips yesterday. 640 00:36:29,927 --> 00:36:33,030 -Damn. -[alarm blaring] 641 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:36,333 Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on. 642 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:38,869 Such a shame to leave all this food to spoil. 643 00:36:38,903 --> 00:36:41,637 [chuckles] You just look after your own bacon. 644 00:36:41,672 --> 00:36:45,775 [Rita] Hmm. 645 00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:48,059 [all screaming] 646 00:36:56,288 --> 00:36:59,155 -Are you seeing this, Chief? -[Niles over radio] How could I miss it? 647 00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:03,960 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe? 648 00:37:03,994 --> 00:37:06,664 Oh. He's foe as fuck. 649 00:37:06,697 --> 00:37:07,932 Looks like it's going to be the hard way. 650 00:37:07,965 --> 00:37:10,400 As long as the regular people are out of danger. 651 00:37:10,434 --> 00:37:14,034 Fuck the regular people. 652 00:37:20,577 --> 00:37:21,478 N-- 653 00:37:21,512 --> 00:37:22,512 -[alarm blaring] -[Vic] Looks like the task 654 00:37:22,512 --> 00:37:24,615 at hand has changed. Come on. 655 00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:28,318 Such a shame to see all this food spoil. 656 00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,054 [Niles] Just... 657 00:37:30,086 --> 00:37:33,824 Uh... 658 00:37:33,856 --> 00:37:36,800 Be careful, please. 659 00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:46,065 -[heavy footsteps approaching] -[people screaming] 660 00:37:51,909 --> 00:37:54,144 How do we start it and how do we finish it? 661 00:37:54,177 --> 00:37:58,483 Same as always. Try... 662 00:37:58,516 --> 00:38:01,365 Run. Run like hell! 663 00:38:05,155 --> 00:38:07,405 [all screaming] 664 00:38:13,563 --> 00:38:15,865 [Vic] Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on. 665 00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:18,670 [people screaming] 666 00:38:18,702 --> 00:38:20,771 What do you think it is? 667 00:38:20,804 --> 00:38:22,005 Maybe it's that. 668 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,543 [all screaming] 669 00:38:25,576 --> 00:38:28,378 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe? 670 00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:30,079 No! 671 00:38:30,114 --> 00:38:31,148 Chocolate chip pancakes? 672 00:38:31,182 --> 00:38:34,851 -Are you seeing this, Chief? -Try talking to it. 673 00:38:34,851 --> 00:38:35,818 No, no! 674 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,722 You think I wake up looking this pretty? 675 00:38:37,755 --> 00:38:39,922 -Foe as fuck. -Run like hell! 676 00:38:39,956 --> 00:38:41,891 [all screaming] 677 00:38:41,925 --> 00:38:43,193 No! No! 678 00:38:43,226 --> 00:38:44,827 You just mind your own bacon. 679 00:38:44,862 --> 00:38:45,896 [all scream] 680 00:38:45,929 --> 00:38:47,532 ...all the way up the Chief's ass? 681 00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:50,300 Looks like it's going to be the hard way. 682 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,969 No! No! 683 00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:54,405 [all screaming] 684 00:38:54,438 --> 00:38:56,807 Chocolate chip pancakes? 685 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,175 [Vic] Looks like the task at hand has changed. 686 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:00,443 Run! 687 00:39:00,478 --> 00:39:02,246 Run like hell! 688 00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:05,516 [sobbing] 689 00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:09,119 -Stop! -[alarm blaring] 690 00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:11,702 Not another step. 691 00:39:14,492 --> 00:39:16,427 [alarm stops] 692 00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:18,128 What's the matter with you? 693 00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:20,831 You can't go. It's a trap. 694 00:39:20,864 --> 00:39:23,367 He's doing this. He's got us. 695 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,202 You mind filling us in on what the hell you're talking about? 696 00:39:26,237 --> 00:39:28,639 Mr. Nobody. 697 00:39:28,672 --> 00:39:30,974 He's torturing us. 698 00:39:31,007 --> 00:39:32,710 Killing you... 699 00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:35,445 But me, he's making me watch you die 700 00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:37,547 again and again and again. 701 00:39:37,581 --> 00:39:40,016 -That's impossible. -Yeah, we beat him a year ago. 702 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:44,221 No. You can't. 703 00:39:44,255 --> 00:39:45,722 I should have known. 704 00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:50,407 What the hell is going on here? 705 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:57,130 And who the hell are you supposed to be? 706 00:39:57,534 --> 00:40:00,237 I was wondering if you'd show up. 707 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:03,373 One of you better start explaining some shit quick. 708 00:40:03,407 --> 00:40:07,644 [laughing] 709 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,914 The genius finally figured it out. 710 00:40:10,949 --> 00:40:13,983 The Vic that shot Mr. Nobody... 711 00:40:14,018 --> 00:40:16,717 was me. [laughing] 712 00:40:24,695 --> 00:40:27,695 [continues laughing] 713 00:40:33,436 --> 00:40:35,505 That was me all along. 714 00:40:35,539 --> 00:40:39,811 [Mr. Nobody continues laughing] 715 00:40:39,844 --> 00:40:44,494 Whew. That was getting tedious. 716 00:40:45,248 --> 00:40:46,416 [Cliff grunts] No way. 717 00:40:46,449 --> 00:40:49,152 How the hell did we get back here? 718 00:40:49,186 --> 00:40:51,422 Or maybe you never left. 719 00:40:51,454 --> 00:40:53,324 Good God. 720 00:40:53,358 --> 00:40:57,161 If stupidity were a superpower, you would be goddamn Superman. 721 00:40:57,195 --> 00:40:59,496 [Vic] Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here? 722 00:40:59,530 --> 00:41:01,565 And why are we not beating this guy's ass? 723 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,634 Oh, they already tried that. 724 00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,603 It's far too convoluted to go into right now. 725 00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:07,739 You can look out for it during 726 00:41:07,771 --> 00:41:11,009 the "previously on" part of the next episode. 727 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:16,041 The moral is basically there is no beating me. 728 00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:19,717 Not now. Not ever. 729 00:41:19,751 --> 00:41:22,353 But you can be free of me. 730 00:41:22,385 --> 00:41:24,588 That's not so bad, right? 731 00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,489 But how would you do that? 732 00:41:26,523 --> 00:41:30,527 What is it that sets us free? 733 00:41:30,561 --> 00:41:32,931 You know the answer, Niles. 734 00:41:32,963 --> 00:41:37,001 I could go back to destroying them again. 735 00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:39,938 I mean, they're basically dead anyway. 736 00:41:39,971 --> 00:41:44,971 And I'm happy to work Cyborg into the mix. 737 00:41:55,385 --> 00:41:58,655 The truth. 738 00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:02,025 The truth shall set you free. 739 00:42:02,059 --> 00:42:03,594 There it is! 740 00:42:03,628 --> 00:42:05,630 That's what all this has been about? 741 00:42:05,663 --> 00:42:09,233 All the anguish, the agony? 742 00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:12,503 Um... duh. 743 00:42:12,536 --> 00:42:15,739 [laughing] Yes. 744 00:42:15,773 --> 00:42:17,608 But look what else has happened. 745 00:42:17,641 --> 00:42:19,177 Check out your little ragtag crew. 746 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,179 I mean, they couldn't even leave the house without screwing up. 747 00:42:21,211 --> 00:42:23,014 And now they've made it all the way here. 748 00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:26,349 And you are the only thing that can save them. 749 00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:30,521 It's kind of beautiful, no? 750 00:42:30,554 --> 00:42:33,123 Go on, Niles. 751 00:42:33,157 --> 00:42:36,157 Tell them the truth. 752 00:42:38,996 --> 00:42:40,264 I can't. 753 00:42:40,297 --> 00:42:45,297 [Larry] Yes, you can. You can tell us anything. 754 00:42:45,635 --> 00:42:47,070 [Rita] It's all right, Niles. 755 00:42:47,105 --> 00:42:50,442 If there is one thing we've all learned from this nightmare, 756 00:42:50,474 --> 00:42:55,012 it's that there's no need for secrets between us. 757 00:42:55,045 --> 00:43:00,045 [Cliff] It's okay. You can do this, Chief. 758 00:43:06,123 --> 00:43:07,958 [sighs] 759 00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:12,992 The tragedies that befell you, they weren't accidents. 760 00:43:18,568 --> 00:43:21,838 I was responsible for everything 761 00:43:21,873 --> 00:43:24,007 that has happened to each of you. 56041

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