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[Rita] Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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You've slipped through
my fingers for the last time.
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-[tires screeching]
-It's the Chief!
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[Rita] It's all going
to be fine. Chief disappears
all the time.
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[Cliff] Into a fucking hole?
In the fucking ground?
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[Rita] Take away
the ratty beard
and the baggy jumpsuit,
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and I swear he looks
just like Flex Mentallo
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from the funny book
Danny gave us.
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[Jane] Flex is the key
to finding the Chief.
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Dolores? It's me. It's Flex.
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-Flex? Oh, God.
-It's me, baby.
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[screams]
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-Dolly, stay with me.
-Flex...
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Stay with me.
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[screams]
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We need you to
turn Grid back on.
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If we can find
the Beard Hunter,
we can find the Chief.
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If I do this, you guys
are gonna have to save Niles
without me.
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Do it.
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I know how to find Niles.
Care to join me?
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For Niles.
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[Mr. Nobody] Finally,
after 13 meandering episodes
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of character driven schlock,
we can finally
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get to the show that
everyone wanted to see
in the first place.
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-A superhero show!
-[snaps fingers]
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[jazz music playing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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-[sighs]
-So?
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-How'd your presentation go?
-Eh...
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Did the Brotherhood like it?
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Not quite. Uh...
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[Mr. Morden sighs]
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Um...
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They let me go.
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They fired you?
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How does the Brotherhood
of Evil fire someone?
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And after all
you've done for them?
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All your plans...
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the electro ray,
the weather control thingy...
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the giant robot?
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You told me he was going
to bring the city to its knees.
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Did you tell them that?
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I explained it to them in detail.
The Brain just didn't think...
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He just didn't think
I had enough...
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-zip.
-So that's it?
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He canned you.
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He replaced me
with some gorilla.
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They decided to bring in
some muscle?
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No. An actual gorilla.
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He's quite smart, allegedly.
Speaks French.
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-You have to go back.
-How's that?
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You're going to march into
their hideout and you're going
to talk to the Brain.
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Make him see the light.
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No, honey. I can't...
I can't do that.
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I got off easy.
This is the Brotherhood of Evil
we're talking about.
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Usually when they let
someone go, they let them go.
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The only reason
I'm alive right now
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is because they don't
consider me a threat
physically or...
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intellectually. Their words.
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I can't do this anymore.
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Oh, no, Millie. Please. Look,
this is just a minor setback.
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I am gonna be back on top
in no time.
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That's just it.
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You've never been on top.
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You have all these big ideas.
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But I am the only one
who buys into them.
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I follow you around
like a puppy.
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-I'm a real dunce.
-No, Millie.
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Millie. No.
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Please.
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I am going to be somebody.
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But you're not.
You're just a nobody.
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And that's what
you'll always be.
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I'm sorry, Eric.
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Jane] What the hell
was Mr. Nobody thinking?
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Why bring the Chief
all the way to East Bumfuck?
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-[Rita] I don't know.
-[Cliff] Yeah.
Fucking Cub Scout jamboree?
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Let's forget Mr. Nobody
for a moment, shall we?
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We aren't following him.
We are after the Beard Hunter.
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According to
Vic's Grid thingamajiggy,
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the Beard Hunter has been
in this spot for over a week.
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He's stopped searching.
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[Cliff] If we're looking
for the Chief,
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shouldn't we be trying
to figure out Captain
Banana-hammock back there?
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I don't know how much use
he's gonna be right now.
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[Larry] It's strange, isn't it?
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Getting fresh air
after all that time
cooped up in the Ant Farm.
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I am so sorry about Dolores.
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If we'd known what would
have happened, we wouldn't
have brought her to you.
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-It's my fault.
-Flex. That's not true.
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That contraption in her,
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it went off the moment
we recognized each other.
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I should have known
they'd be one step ahead of me.
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-I killed Dolores.
-[Larry] No, you didn't.
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The Bureau of Normalcy did.
You need to remember that.
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And after we get
the Chief back,
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we'll make them
answer for it.
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We'll make them answer
for everything.
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[Cliff] Wait.
We got something up here.
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What's a street doing
in the middle of nowhere?
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[Larry] I'm sure they have
a logical explanation.
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-They?
-[Larry] Danny. Did I
never mention the sentient,
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teleporting,
gender queer street
Vic and I hung out on
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while Jane lost her shit
and tried to get married?
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-Vic mentioned it.
-You really keep to yourself
too much, man.
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[Larry] Well, that's Danny,
and you're going to love them.
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[Cliff] The fuck?
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[lively music playing]
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[Rita sighs]
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-Quaint. Perfectly lovely.
-[Cliff] What do we do now?
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Just say "Hello, Street"
like a pack of assholes?
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Oh, someone's popular here.
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Gang, meet Danny.
Danny, this is Rita,
Jane and Cliff.
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[Danny whistles]
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-Danny?
-You two know each other?
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She's gone, Danny.
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Dolores is gone.
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[melancholy music playing]
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I'm so sorry.
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This moment is beautiful
and necessary,
and I hate to interrupt.
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But we're looking for a lunatic
who eats beard hair--
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-[man] Looking beautiful today,
sunshine.
-[woman] See ya.
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Unbelievable.
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Ernest. Ernest!
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You! Pube Stalker!
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It's Beard Hunter.
And I don't do that anymore.
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I don't do that anymore.
[grunts]
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What are you
fuckwads looking at?
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Where is Niles Caulder?
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Uh...
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-Mmm--
-You ate his beard, didn't you?
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It led you here, didn't it?
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And your boy wasn't here.
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But Danny was.
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They got me off the beard hair
and gave me a chance to start anew.
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Baloney. Hammerhead,
do something awful.
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Give me answers
or I'll give you bananas
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up your ass one at a time.
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Peels on.
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-[grunts]
-[car lock beeps]
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[Larry] Wait. You've known
this whole time?
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Why didn't you tell me
the last time I was here?
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Danny, look at us.
We've searched through
two continents
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and up a donkey's
mustn't-touch-it.
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We are hanging on by a thread.
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If you can't help us,
I'm afraid the Chief
will be lost forever.
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And so will we.
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-"White Space"?
-I know what
the White Space is.
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And I know how to get there.
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[heart monitor beeping]
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[breathing heavily]
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[Silas] Bad dreams, huh?
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-[coughing]
-Dad.
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Dad...
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I can understand that.
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I just had a doozy
of a nightmare.
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The White Space is the area
where there is no story.
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The White Space exists
where content doesn't.
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It's the space on this page
between the panels.
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The White Space.
That's beautiful,
heady, poetic.
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Now how in the name of fuck
do we get in there?
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Well, I have a flex for that.
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-You need baby oil or anything?
-Wait.
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It can't be that easy.
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Mr. Mentallo here
strikes a pose,
and then what happens?
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Well, then I open up a pathway
from this dimension
to the White Space.
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Yeah. What Rita's trying to say
is that we need a strategy.
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We have no idea what's waiting
for us in the White Space.
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We've dealt with
Mr. Nobody before.
First, he'll separate us.
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And then he'll use our past
to torture us.
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Well, we'll just have
to stop him from doing that.
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We haven't stopped
a goddamn thing
since this started.
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-We destroyed the town.
-It got put back together.
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Then there was the Decreator,
he ran all over us.
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So we summon the Re-Creator.
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We nearly ruined the lives
of a group of senior citizens.
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They were fucked
when we found them.
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Jesus. Knock it off!
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Yeah. Our win-loss record
is shit.
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We're not making the playoffs.
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Who gives a shit?
We're past that.
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We've fought and clawed our way
through a ton of fuck ups,
and now we're here.
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Knocking on the door
to save Niles.
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We have to go in.
And we're going in together.
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-Let's do this.
-All right.
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Everybody, focus.
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I need you to focus
on the white space.
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[grunting]
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Anybody? Anything?
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[Rita] I feel something.
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[Larry] Me too.
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Yeah.
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Is there something that
I should be feeling right now?
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[Larry] It's like... Wait.
Oh, ooh! Whoa!
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Oh, my... [gasps]
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Oh!
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[people moaning]
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What the fuck is going on?
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-We're all reaching...
-[moaning]
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We're fucking coming, man!
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[all moaning]
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Shit.
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[moaning loudly]
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[all continue moaning]
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I think I flexed
the wrong muscle.
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No shit, dummy!
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[moaning continues]
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[Cliff moans awkwardly]
Oh, yeah!
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Oh! Ahhh!
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[Larry moaning loudly]
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I'll fucking kill you!
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Oh, fuck!
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[Rita screaming]
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-[all moaning loudly]
-[bicycle bell ringing]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[all panting]
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Uh... I am so,
so, so, so sorry.
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I was shooting for
the splenius capitis.
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[groans]
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And I accidentally flexed
my splenius cervicis.
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-They're right next to each--
-Just give us a moment!
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-Please.
-[Flex] Take as much time
as you need. [stammers]
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-I... I'm stupid. I...
-[gasps]
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Is that better?
Are you more comfortable?
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Yeah.
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You reinstalled Grid. Good.
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Oh. Yeah, I, uh...
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I should never
have taken it out.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I screwed up again.
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-It's all right, Victor.
-No.
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It's really not.
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You were right.
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I wasn't ready.
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I just jumped into
this whole search for Niles
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without any idea what
I... what I was dealing with.
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That's how Mr. Nobody
got into my head.
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He just used everything
that was swirling in my mind,
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and my mistrust,
and he twisted it.
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Your mistrust of me?
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I don't know
what I was thinking.
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-I almost killed you.
-No.
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00:15:57,427 --> 00:16:00,898
I know what you were thinking.
246
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:05,202
And you were right
not to trust me.
247
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:10,235
Not all of your memories
are real, Vic.
248
00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,211
Thanks for giving me
another shot at this, guys.
249
00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:15,611
[Cliff clears throat]
250
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,947
[exhales] Whoo.
251
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,250
Hold up.
Why were you even screaming?
252
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:22,019
-Huh?
-You can't feel anything.
253
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:23,888
Um, 'cause--
254
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:26,289
-Did you fake an orgasm?
-What? No!
255
00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:29,826
I have too much respect
for everyone here.
256
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,062
How could you even...
257
00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:34,664
'Cause I didn't wanna feel
left out, okay?
258
00:16:34,697 --> 00:16:35,865
[all] Aw.
259
00:16:35,899 --> 00:16:38,034
Don't pity me.
260
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,038
-Flex, do your thing.
-Okay.
261
00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:43,408
Everybody, focus.
262
00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:47,443
-You focus.
-Right. Yes.
263
00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:51,081
I'll focus.
264
00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:54,251
[Flex grunting]
265
00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:57,054
-Anything?
-Jesus fucking Christ.
266
00:16:57,089 --> 00:17:02,089
I'm starting to feel like
this entire thing
is a waste of time.
267
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:07,626
Stop it. Paul. That's enough.
Now eat.
268
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:09,732
Holy shit.
269
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,166
Larry. Language.
270
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,910
Holy shit.
271
00:17:18,943 --> 00:17:21,011
[production assistant]
Ready for you on the docks
in ten, Ms. Farr.
272
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:23,247
The boat scene is all set up.
273
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,816
[knocking on door]
274
00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:29,849
Jane, no one wants to hurt you,
but you have to go to therapy.
275
00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,554
Holy shit.
276
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,431
[thunder rumbling]
277
00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:42,165
-Holy--
-[Mr. Nobody] Shit.
278
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,367
We get it, Cliff.
279
00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:45,769
Despite your best efforts,
you all waltzed
280
00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:50,307
straight into the very trap
you hoped to avoid.
281
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,608
What day is it?
282
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,578
[chuckles]
283
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:56,814
Only the biggest day
of your life.
284
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,799
[Mr. Nobody] That's right.
285
00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,218
This was the day
of Larry's big flight.
286
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,054
The day his body would become
a charred Airbnb
287
00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,390
for the being
from Planet Dickhead.
288
00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:08,459
Rita was about to stumble
into the drink,
289
00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:12,497
and become forever locked
in her own Battle of the Bulge.
290
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,500
Our girl Jane was due to
get a spike in the neck
291
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:18,336
that would make all of
the monsters inside her
292
00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,204
that much more destructive.
293
00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:25,076
And Cliffy was about
to turn his T-top and his wife
into a convertible.
294
00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:26,810
Pretty rough deals all around.
295
00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:29,580
-Fuck off!
-[Mr. Nobody] You're the ones
that barged into my home.
296
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:32,084
I should be telling you
to fuck off,
297
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:35,553
but instead I'm going to
offer you the greatest deal
of your pitiful lives.
298
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,888
What if you could have
your old lives back,
299
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:41,092
minus the horrific tragedies
that destroyed you?
300
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,527
I've had enough
of your bullshit.
301
00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:47,559
[Mr. Nobody] I'm not kidding,
Cliff. No one has to die.
302
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,835
Just think about it.
303
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:55,673
You can have it all back.
All of the glory and glamour.
304
00:18:55,707 --> 00:19:00,576
Your life could be whatever
you want, however you want.
305
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:01,712
[sighs]
306
00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:04,615
Wouldn't it be nice, Jane,
if you could mitigate
307
00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:08,586
even some of the damage
those nightmares inside of you
have caused?
308
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,955
I can make all of that go away.
309
00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:13,657
-What do we have to do?
-[Mr. Nobody chuckles]
That's the easy part.
310
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:18,691
You just have to stay nice
and cozy right where you are.
311
00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:22,733
And stop looking
for Niles Caulder.
312
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,670
And why the fuck
should we believe
anything you say?
313
00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:27,071
[Mr. Nobody]
Because you know this is real.
314
00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:30,974
You know I do almost anything
I set my mind to.
315
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:33,510
You know I've done it before.
316
00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:34,813
What happens to the Chief?
317
00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,713
[Mr. Nobody]
That's the beautiful part.
318
00:19:36,748 --> 00:19:40,217
You don't worry about him
because if you stay here
in this memory,
319
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,487
you won't ever meet
Niles Caulder.
320
00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,989
He will cease to exist
in your world
321
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:47,157
and fade from your memories.
322
00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:50,161
Stop narrating me,
you shithead.
323
00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:55,193
Who you calling shithead,
shithead?
324
00:19:55,768 --> 00:19:56,768
Want one?
325
00:19:56,768 --> 00:20:00,037
[Mr. Nobody] Okay,
now you're tempted.
326
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,520
Yeah, I do. I want one.
327
00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:10,847
We aren't the same team
you dealt with back
in the donkey, you know.
328
00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:11,982
We're stronger now.
329
00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:14,019
We've all been working
very hard on ourselves.
330
00:20:14,051 --> 00:20:16,755
[Mr. Nobody] Work?
You've sat around in a circle
331
00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:19,923
and whined like a C-team
Breakfast Club.
332
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,859
[scoffs]
333
00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:26,830
[Mr. Nobody] Cliff stole
a watch from an alligator.
334
00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:31,067
Mr. Electricity here
finally came out of the closet
335
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,073
at the tender age of 95.
336
00:20:35,106 --> 00:20:37,976
Jane crawled as deep
into herself as she could
337
00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:43,009
and almost committed
mind suicide or some shit.
338
00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:45,348
You call that work? Please.
339
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:48,019
-[Charles] Rita?
-Come in.
340
00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:52,355
We're all set. And I've got
some good news for you.
341
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:55,259
-You do?
-We fired Henry.
342
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,795
The focus puller?
343
00:20:56,827 --> 00:21:00,364
The one distracting you
with the, uh...
344
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:04,367
-you know?
-Oh.
345
00:21:04,402 --> 00:21:06,170
What is it now, Rita?
346
00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:09,653
-Want some help?
-Sure.
347
00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:16,247
-Since when do you wash dishes?
-Since...
348
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:21,117
-I don't know.
-You're going to be late.
349
00:21:21,152 --> 00:21:25,490
[both moaning]
350
00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,391
You smell so good.
351
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:29,993
-Am I a good person?
-How so?
352
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:32,196
As in not a bad person.
353
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:35,799
Sheryl, what are you
going to do after this flight?
354
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:40,834
I'm talking about us.
Everything we talked about.
All my...
355
00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:44,074
broken promises.
356
00:21:44,107 --> 00:21:45,676
What's going to happen with us?
357
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,211
[both continue moaning]
358
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:50,079
This doesn't feel right.
359
00:21:50,114 --> 00:21:52,282
-Rita, you're fantastic.
-I am?
360
00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:53,518
Sure you are.
361
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,252
Millions of people across
the globe adore you.
362
00:21:56,287 --> 00:22:00,458
What do you want?
363
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:04,295
You should go.
364
00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:07,230
We'll be watching.
365
00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:11,669
Now, let's get out there, hmm?
366
00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:16,073
And remind them why.
367
00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:18,375
I come back to a memory
368
00:22:18,409 --> 00:22:22,380
where I have it all again.
369
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:26,584
And then I got my family...
370
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:29,920
I start fucking
the nanny again.
371
00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:33,156
Don't be an asshole.
372
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:36,359
She's right. I should go.
373
00:22:36,394 --> 00:22:40,130
[Mr. Nobody] Just like that?
374
00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,099
All right, then.
375
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,868
-Last looks.
-[Mr. Nobody] Yes,
take a long last look.
376
00:22:44,903 --> 00:22:47,571
Because if you leave this tent,
377
00:22:47,605 --> 00:22:49,773
you're going to turn
into a monster.
378
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:54,011
I'd become a monster
long before my accident.
I see that now.
379
00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:59,045
I ruined this life once,
I'm just ruining it again.
380
00:22:59,282 --> 00:23:00,550
I'm still a piece of garbage.
381
00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:05,785
The way I was back here
was so selfish, dishonest.
382
00:23:07,858 --> 00:23:10,361
I ruined this family
years before today.
383
00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:13,263
I may still have
a long way to go,
384
00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,865
[sighs]
385
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:18,702
but I know I've become
a better person since all this.
386
00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:21,806
And my stay with Niles
has been a big part of that.
387
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:25,711
I have to work on my new life.
388
00:23:25,743 --> 00:23:29,579
Sheryl and the boys
deserve better than anything
I could have given them.
389
00:23:29,614 --> 00:23:31,016
We got to find Niles.
390
00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:33,617
[Mr. Nobody] Cliff, I know
I've been a shit this season.
391
00:23:33,651 --> 00:23:34,885
But I'm telling you the truth.
392
00:23:34,919 --> 00:23:37,087
This is all real
and you can save your family.
393
00:23:37,122 --> 00:23:39,691
You don't want to do this.
Just stay.
394
00:23:39,723 --> 00:23:42,425
Nah. I call bullshit.
395
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,961
[Mr. Nobody]
What about John then?
396
00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:46,262
Hmm? You can finally
be with him.
397
00:23:46,297 --> 00:23:50,034
John's lived his life.
398
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:54,605
I should too.
399
00:23:54,638 --> 00:23:56,540
[Mr. Nobody]
What on Earth are you doing?
400
00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:58,276
Oh, fuck you.
401
00:23:58,309 --> 00:24:00,744
[announcer on TV]
You have the power to
build the city of the future!
402
00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:02,779
[Mr. Nobody] At least
one of you has some brains.
403
00:24:02,814 --> 00:24:06,517
From now on, I'm calling you
"Sensible Jane."
404
00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,221
Can you believe the others?
The gall?
405
00:24:09,253 --> 00:24:11,422
At least you know
I'm not the bad guy here.
406
00:24:11,454 --> 00:24:14,491
You know I'm trying to help.
407
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:17,561
[Jane screams]
408
00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:21,598
[Mr. Nobody] Hammerhead,
what are you doing?
409
00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,234
Getting us out of here.
410
00:24:23,268 --> 00:24:27,203
You think you're helping me
and the others?
411
00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:31,675
Well, fuck that!
412
00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:33,577
This was the greatest day
of our life.
413
00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:38,611
This was the day we got
some bite to our bark.
414
00:24:39,182 --> 00:24:41,384
No, no.
415
00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:43,068
Stop. Stop.
416
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:51,095
It's safer here.
417
00:24:51,127 --> 00:24:54,731
Safe? Safer my ass.
418
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:59,336
The shit we went through?
419
00:24:59,369 --> 00:25:02,740
[grunts]
420
00:25:02,773 --> 00:25:07,478
It's safer for others.
421
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:11,816
We can't be around
regular people.
422
00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:14,699
We hurt them. Okay?
423
00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:22,759
[grunts]
424
00:25:22,794 --> 00:25:25,528
[shouting]
I don't give a fuck
425
00:25:25,563 --> 00:25:27,565
about regular people.
426
00:25:27,597 --> 00:25:30,968
We're supposed
to protect the girl.
427
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,368
[screaming]
428
00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:37,202
[Mr. Nobody]
Well, shit.
429
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,378
[Vic] All I remember
from the accident
430
00:25:42,413 --> 00:25:45,548
is waking up on the lawn.
431
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:50,583
-Mom was next to me,
but she was--
-No.
432
00:25:53,356 --> 00:25:56,125
She was still alive.
433
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,162
What?
434
00:25:57,194 --> 00:25:59,597
Each of you were barely
hanging in there.
435
00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:02,333
We rushed you to the S.T.A.R.'s
experimental surgical center.
436
00:26:02,365 --> 00:26:05,402
Both of us?
437
00:26:05,435 --> 00:26:08,605
It quickly became apparent
438
00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:11,974
I would only be able
to save one of you.
439
00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:13,358
Then why?
440
00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:22,085
Why did you save me?
441
00:26:22,118 --> 00:26:24,989
It was Niles.
442
00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:29,393
He argued that you were
the better physical candidate
443
00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:32,997
to accept the biotechnology.
444
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:37,230
But I still wouldn't listen.
445
00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:41,404
Then he made me realize
one simple fact.
446
00:26:41,439 --> 00:26:43,375
Saving you...
447
00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:47,912
would be the only choice
your mother would make.
448
00:26:47,945 --> 00:26:52,945
The only choice she would
let me make.
449
00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,957
[tearfully]
So I let her go.
450
00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:03,594
No...
451
00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:07,230
But I remember...
452
00:27:07,263 --> 00:27:10,000
she was on the lawn
453
00:27:10,034 --> 00:27:12,403
in front of the house.
454
00:27:12,436 --> 00:27:17,207
-That was--
-That was a story
you were told.
455
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,243
A simple lie,
456
00:27:19,277 --> 00:27:23,748
told over and over again
while you recovered.
457
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:27,417
Every day...
458
00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:30,750
until you believed it.
459
00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:36,226
So, you didn't corrupt
my programming.
460
00:27:36,259 --> 00:27:38,962
Uh-uh.
461
00:27:38,997 --> 00:27:41,632
You messed with
my actual memories.
462
00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:44,035
I don't expect you
to forgive me.
463
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,670
But I can hope that you know
how sorry--
464
00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:48,839
Do you know how hard it was
465
00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,472
carrying this for years?
466
00:27:54,011 --> 00:27:56,181
Why didn't you tell me?
467
00:27:56,213 --> 00:28:00,451
-Why did you do this to me?
-I was afraid.
468
00:28:00,484 --> 00:28:03,387
I was certain
it would destroy our family
469
00:28:03,421 --> 00:28:08,421
if you knew I had
to make the choice
to let your mother pass.
470
00:28:08,925 --> 00:28:11,662
I was afraid
471
00:28:11,695 --> 00:28:13,263
of having you hate me.
472
00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:15,532
So you let me shoulder
the blame instead.
473
00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,734
I didn't realize...
474
00:28:17,768 --> 00:28:19,936
how destructive
475
00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:23,473
my dishonesty was
until it was too late.
476
00:28:23,507 --> 00:28:27,557
The story was too powerful.
477
00:28:28,778 --> 00:28:31,749
[inaudible]
478
00:28:31,781 --> 00:28:36,781
It made you Cyborg
as much as the surgery.
479
00:28:37,354 --> 00:28:38,422
Mmm.
480
00:28:38,454 --> 00:28:40,724
Where are you going?
481
00:28:40,758 --> 00:28:43,661
I got some people
I can actually trust.
482
00:28:43,693 --> 00:28:45,528
Friends.
483
00:28:45,563 --> 00:28:48,198
And they need my help.
484
00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:52,269
[crying]
485
00:28:52,303 --> 00:28:54,271
[Mr. Nobody]
Look at these nimrods.
486
00:28:54,305 --> 00:28:56,374
I handed them
the happy ending
487
00:28:56,407 --> 00:29:00,144
they wasted decades
pining for.
488
00:29:00,178 --> 00:29:05,083
And what did they do?
They shit all over it.
489
00:29:05,115 --> 00:29:07,117
Now they were lost and alone
490
00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:12,151
with nothing but my narration
to keep them company.
491
00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:17,227
Most likely, forever.
492
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,696
[Rita sighs]
493
00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:23,500
But deep down,
Rita knew everything
was going to be fine.
494
00:29:23,534 --> 00:29:25,169
Totally fine.
495
00:29:25,202 --> 00:29:26,770
So forward she marched.
496
00:29:26,804 --> 00:29:28,204
[Mr. Nobody] Um,
what are you doing?
497
00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:30,942
I'm sick of having someone else
tell my story.
498
00:29:30,974 --> 00:29:33,009
Badly, I might add.
499
00:29:33,044 --> 00:29:37,048
Therefore, I shall be narrating
my own tale from now on.
500
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,784
So she marched forward.
501
00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,318
-[Mr. Nobody]
But you can't just narrate--
-Ever forward.
502
00:29:41,352 --> 00:29:43,153
-[Mr. Nobody] Stop it!
-Ever onward.
503
00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:45,455
-[Mr. Nobody]
It doesn't work like that!
-Eventually,
504
00:29:45,489 --> 00:29:48,125
in a stunning twist,
505
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:53,159
Rita and her friends
found one another.
506
00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:56,634
Cliff!
507
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:57,768
Rita!
508
00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,636
Thought I heard you.
509
00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:01,771
[Larry] Hey, Rita.
510
00:30:01,806 --> 00:30:03,307
Were you just in my head?
511
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,644
I've decided to try my hand
at narrating.
512
00:30:05,676 --> 00:30:09,079
If you want the plum roles,
sometimes you have
to write them yourself.
513
00:30:09,113 --> 00:30:11,182
[Cliff] Wait. Where's Jane?
514
00:30:11,215 --> 00:30:13,183
[Niles] You all know she moves
at her own pace.
515
00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:17,989
-Chief!
-[Cliff] Let's grab him
and bolt.
516
00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,324
You shouldn't have come here.
517
00:30:19,356 --> 00:30:22,859
Did you really think
it would be that easy?
518
00:30:22,894 --> 00:30:25,997
If you want Niles,
you have to go through me.
519
00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:27,464
[Cliff] Shouldn't be a problem.
520
00:30:27,499 --> 00:30:30,634
Real you looks like
a fucking dweeb to me.
521
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:32,670
Oh.
522
00:30:32,702 --> 00:30:35,306
Right. [laughing]
523
00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,075
I suppose this is
hardly appropriate
524
00:30:37,107 --> 00:30:42,107
for the big, boring
punch 'em up climax.
525
00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:50,253
Is this better?
526
00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:53,390
[laughing]
527
00:30:53,423 --> 00:30:55,292
Now,
528
00:30:55,326 --> 00:30:58,096
who wants to get
ripped apart first?
529
00:30:58,128 --> 00:31:02,267
[Jane] And why
do you want to fight?
530
00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:04,201
[Mr. Nobody] Dr. Harrison?
531
00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:06,770
We're getting ready for
the big superhero fight.
532
00:31:06,804 --> 00:31:08,472
This is who you turn into?
533
00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:10,208
What are you
overcompensating for?
534
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,444
-I'm not overcompensating.
-[Jane] Please.
535
00:31:14,478 --> 00:31:17,414
This form.
536
00:31:17,449 --> 00:31:22,449
This phony darkness.
This childish display
of sinister power.
537
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,955
[chuckles] That's ridiculous.
538
00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:27,892
A, I am sinister and dark.
539
00:31:27,924 --> 00:31:29,693
B, I'm powerful enough
540
00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:32,329
to control this entire
streaming service
if I wanted to.
541
00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:33,898
What the fuck is going on?
542
00:31:33,932 --> 00:31:38,670
We are witnessing
someone with a classic
delusional personality.
543
00:31:38,702 --> 00:31:41,806
Most likely caused by
a lifelong sense
of inferiority.
544
00:31:41,838 --> 00:31:44,040
-Oh, bullshit.
-Is it?
545
00:31:44,075 --> 00:31:46,778
You claim you can control
this television program,
546
00:31:46,811 --> 00:31:50,114
yet, Rita here was easily
able to wrest control by
547
00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:51,816
providing her own narration.
548
00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:53,317
She got lucky.
549
00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:56,753
Or maybe the source
of your problem is a woman.
550
00:31:56,787 --> 00:31:58,189
That is not--
551
00:31:58,221 --> 00:32:03,221
You're just a nobody.
And that's what
you'll always be.
552
00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,145
Millie.
553
00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:14,238
How are you doing this?
554
00:32:14,271 --> 00:32:16,840
You're doing all this
because you were dumped?
555
00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,309
[Cliff] I get it.
Standard stuff.
556
00:32:19,344 --> 00:32:22,046
-[Larry] Basic.
-I am not basic.
557
00:32:22,078 --> 00:32:24,048
You don't want to be.
558
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,717
You want to be original.
559
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:29,987
Despite all the sarcastic
comments and judgments...
560
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,088
-[Larry] He's sad.
-He's like us.
561
00:32:32,123 --> 00:32:33,590
How dare you?
562
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,660
-You were twisted
before you were twisted.
-[Mr. Nobody] Maybe.
563
00:32:35,693 --> 00:32:39,230
Except now, I have power.
And it's time to die.
564
00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:41,199
[Cliff] I don't want to fight.
565
00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:42,634
-What?
-I don't know.
566
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,169
-I feel kind of bad
now that I know you.
-Me too.
567
00:32:45,202 --> 00:32:47,337
-[Larry] Yeah.
-Let us help you.
568
00:32:47,372 --> 00:32:50,606
-Let Niles into your heart.
-No!
569
00:32:50,641 --> 00:32:51,876
This is not right.
570
00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:55,813
You are not going to pity me
any longer. Fight or don't.
571
00:32:55,846 --> 00:32:57,114
But I'm going to--
572
00:32:57,147 --> 00:33:01,919
[gunshot]
573
00:33:01,951 --> 00:33:04,821
Fuck.
574
00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:08,959
Booyah.
575
00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:11,595
What? The guy said
not to pity him.
576
00:33:11,627 --> 00:33:13,696
[Rita] Is that it?
577
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:17,201
I believe it might be.
578
00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:19,136
[Jane] What do you say, Chief?
579
00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,872
You ready to go home?
580
00:33:20,905 --> 00:33:24,875
[Cliff] You might wanna
brace yourself. We kind of
trashed the place.
581
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,612
-We fought
a whole cult in there.
-And each other.
582
00:33:27,645 --> 00:33:30,213
[Cliff stammers]
I had a rat in me.
583
00:33:30,248 --> 00:33:31,650
It's a story for another time.
584
00:33:31,682 --> 00:33:34,251
[Larry] It was quite
the wild ride, Chief,
finding you.
585
00:33:34,285 --> 00:33:39,285
I think you all found
much more than me.
586
00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:51,868
[Niles] Oh, where are they all?
587
00:33:51,902 --> 00:33:54,372
Where are you all?
588
00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:57,642
Sorry, sorry,
I was putting on my face.
589
00:33:57,675 --> 00:33:59,176
You think I wake up
looking this pretty?
590
00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:01,546
Morning briefing begins
promptly at 7.00 a.m.
591
00:34:01,578 --> 00:34:03,548
If we want to be a team,
we have to make the effort.
592
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,750
Absolutely. That's why
I was down here at ten to
waiting on all of you.
593
00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:09,219
[Niles] Thank you, Rita.
594
00:34:09,253 --> 00:34:11,190
Setting the example as always.
595
00:34:11,222 --> 00:34:15,126
Hey, do you use your powers
to stick your nose all the way
up the Chief's ass or...
596
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,128
-[Cliff laughing] Boom.
-Sorry, everyone.
I was on my run.
597
00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:20,063
Hey, way to keep it tight,
Hawkman.
598
00:34:20,097 --> 00:34:23,702
Might we start
our briefing, please?
599
00:34:23,735 --> 00:34:27,405
[Larry] Briefing? Please.
Let's call it what it is.
Breakfast.
600
00:34:27,438 --> 00:34:28,773
Chocolate chip pancakes?
601
00:34:28,806 --> 00:34:30,673
You ate all
the chocolate chips
yesterday.
602
00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,577
Damn.
603
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:34,478
Well, let's get
to the task at hand.
604
00:34:34,512 --> 00:34:37,447
The Brotherhood of Evil
is on the move again.
605
00:34:37,481 --> 00:34:39,150
Last seen in Brussels.
606
00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:41,552
[alarm blaring]
607
00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:44,556
[Vic] Looks like the task
at hand has changed.
Come on.
608
00:34:44,588 --> 00:34:47,224
Such a shame to leave
all this food to spoil.
609
00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:49,927
[chuckles] You just look after
your own bacon.
610
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,097
[Rita] Hmm.
611
00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:56,380
[all screaming]
612
00:35:03,407 --> 00:35:05,108
What do you think it is?
613
00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:08,045
Maybe it's that.
614
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:12,483
[all screaming]
615
00:35:12,516 --> 00:35:13,951
[Vic] Chief,
are you seeing this?
616
00:35:13,983 --> 00:35:16,983
How could I miss it?
617
00:35:21,893 --> 00:35:24,362
[Larry] How do we start it
and how do we finish it?
618
00:35:24,394 --> 00:35:26,463
Same as always.
Try talking to it.
619
00:35:26,496 --> 00:35:29,733
I got this. I speak robot.
620
00:35:29,768 --> 00:35:34,768
Hey, big fella.
You friend or foe?
621
00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:42,646
Oh. He's foe as fuck.
622
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,382
Looks like it's going
to be the hard way.
623
00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:46,451
As long as the regular people
are out of danger.
624
00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:50,083
Fuck the regular people.
625
00:35:54,724 --> 00:35:56,893
No!
626
00:35:56,927 --> 00:35:59,463
Oh, where are they all?
627
00:35:59,496 --> 00:36:01,800
Where are you all?
628
00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:05,402
Sorry, sorry,
I was putting on my face.
629
00:36:05,436 --> 00:36:06,836
You think I wake up
looking this pretty?
630
00:36:06,838 --> 00:36:09,074
Morning briefing begins
promptly at 7.00 a.m.
631
00:36:09,106 --> 00:36:11,143
If we want to be a team,
we have to make the effort.
632
00:36:11,143 --> 00:36:14,844
Absolutely. That's why
I was down here at ten to
waiting on all of you.
633
00:36:14,878 --> 00:36:16,280
[Niles] Thank you, Rita.
634
00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:18,215
Sorry, everyone.
I was on my run.
635
00:36:18,248 --> 00:36:20,217
Hey, way to keep it tight,
Hawkman.
636
00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:22,920
Might we start
our briefing, please?
637
00:36:22,954 --> 00:36:26,789
[Larry] Briefing? Please.
Let's call it what it is.
Breakfast.
638
00:36:26,824 --> 00:36:27,992
Chocolate chip pancakes?
639
00:36:28,025 --> 00:36:29,893
You ate all
the chocolate chips
yesterday.
640
00:36:29,927 --> 00:36:33,030
-Damn.
-[alarm blaring]
641
00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:36,333
Looks like the task
at hand has changed.
Come on.
642
00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:38,869
Such a shame to leave
all this food to spoil.
643
00:36:38,903 --> 00:36:41,637
[chuckles] You just look after
your own bacon.
644
00:36:41,672 --> 00:36:45,775
[Rita] Hmm.
645
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:48,059
[all screaming]
646
00:36:56,288 --> 00:36:59,155
-Are you seeing this, Chief?
-[Niles over radio]
How could I miss it?
647
00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:03,960
Hey, big fella.
You friend or foe?
648
00:37:03,994 --> 00:37:06,664
Oh. He's foe as fuck.
649
00:37:06,697 --> 00:37:07,932
Looks like it's going
to be the hard way.
650
00:37:07,965 --> 00:37:10,400
As long as the regular people
are out of danger.
651
00:37:10,434 --> 00:37:14,034
Fuck the regular people.
652
00:37:20,577 --> 00:37:21,478
N--
653
00:37:21,512 --> 00:37:22,512
-[alarm blaring]
-[Vic] Looks like the task
654
00:37:22,512 --> 00:37:24,615
at hand has changed.
Come on.
655
00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:28,318
Such a shame to see
all this food spoil.
656
00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,054
[Niles] Just...
657
00:37:30,086 --> 00:37:33,824
Uh...
658
00:37:33,856 --> 00:37:36,800
Be careful, please.
659
00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:46,065
-[heavy footsteps approaching]
-[people screaming]
660
00:37:51,909 --> 00:37:54,144
How do we start it
and how do we finish it?
661
00:37:54,177 --> 00:37:58,483
Same as always. Try...
662
00:37:58,516 --> 00:38:01,365
Run. Run like hell!
663
00:38:05,155 --> 00:38:07,405
[all screaming]
664
00:38:13,563 --> 00:38:15,865
[Vic] Looks like the task
at hand has changed.
Come on.
665
00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:18,670
[people screaming]
666
00:38:18,702 --> 00:38:20,771
What do you think it is?
667
00:38:20,804 --> 00:38:22,005
Maybe it's that.
668
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,543
[all screaming]
669
00:38:25,576 --> 00:38:28,378
Hey, big fella.
You friend or foe?
670
00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:30,079
No!
671
00:38:30,114 --> 00:38:31,148
Chocolate chip pancakes?
672
00:38:31,182 --> 00:38:34,851
-Are you seeing this, Chief?
-Try talking to it.
673
00:38:34,851 --> 00:38:35,818
No, no!
674
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,722
You think I wake up
looking this pretty?
675
00:38:37,755 --> 00:38:39,922
-Foe as fuck.
-Run like hell!
676
00:38:39,956 --> 00:38:41,891
[all screaming]
677
00:38:41,925 --> 00:38:43,193
No! No!
678
00:38:43,226 --> 00:38:44,827
You just mind your own bacon.
679
00:38:44,862 --> 00:38:45,896
[all scream]
680
00:38:45,929 --> 00:38:47,532
...all the way up
the Chief's ass?
681
00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:50,300
Looks like it's going
to be the hard way.
682
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,969
No! No!
683
00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:54,405
[all screaming]
684
00:38:54,438 --> 00:38:56,807
Chocolate chip pancakes?
685
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,175
[Vic] Looks like the task
at hand has changed.
686
00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:00,443
Run!
687
00:39:00,478 --> 00:39:02,246
Run like hell!
688
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:05,516
[sobbing]
689
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:09,119
-Stop!
-[alarm blaring]
690
00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:11,702
Not another step.
691
00:39:14,492 --> 00:39:16,427
[alarm stops]
692
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:18,128
What's the matter with you?
693
00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:20,831
You can't go. It's a trap.
694
00:39:20,864 --> 00:39:23,367
He's doing this.
He's got us.
695
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,202
You mind filling us in on what
the hell you're talking about?
696
00:39:26,237 --> 00:39:28,639
Mr. Nobody.
697
00:39:28,672 --> 00:39:30,974
He's torturing us.
698
00:39:31,007 --> 00:39:32,710
Killing you...
699
00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:35,445
But me, he's making me
watch you die
700
00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:37,547
again and again and again.
701
00:39:37,581 --> 00:39:40,016
-That's impossible.
-Yeah, we beat him a year ago.
702
00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:44,221
No. You can't.
703
00:39:44,255 --> 00:39:45,722
I should have known.
704
00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:50,407
What the hell is going on here?
705
00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:57,130
And who the hell
are you supposed to be?
706
00:39:57,534 --> 00:40:00,237
I was wondering
if you'd show up.
707
00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:03,373
One of you better start
explaining some shit quick.
708
00:40:03,407 --> 00:40:07,644
[laughing]
709
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,914
The genius finally
figured it out.
710
00:40:10,949 --> 00:40:13,983
The Vic that shot Mr. Nobody...
711
00:40:14,018 --> 00:40:16,717
was me. [laughing]
712
00:40:24,695 --> 00:40:27,695
[continues laughing]
713
00:40:33,436 --> 00:40:35,505
That was me all along.
714
00:40:35,539 --> 00:40:39,811
[Mr. Nobody continues laughing]
715
00:40:39,844 --> 00:40:44,494
Whew. That was getting tedious.
716
00:40:45,248 --> 00:40:46,416
[Cliff grunts] No way.
717
00:40:46,449 --> 00:40:49,152
How the hell
did we get back here?
718
00:40:49,186 --> 00:40:51,422
Or maybe you never left.
719
00:40:51,454 --> 00:40:53,324
Good God.
720
00:40:53,358 --> 00:40:57,161
If stupidity were a superpower,
you would be goddamn Superman.
721
00:40:57,195 --> 00:40:59,496
[Vic] Can someone tell me
what the hell is going on here?
722
00:40:59,530 --> 00:41:01,565
And why are we not
beating this guy's ass?
723
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,634
Oh, they already tried that.
724
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,603
It's far too convoluted
to go into right now.
725
00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:07,739
You can look out for it during
726
00:41:07,771 --> 00:41:11,009
the "previously on" part of
the next episode.
727
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:16,041
The moral is basically
there is no beating me.
728
00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:19,717
Not now. Not ever.
729
00:41:19,751 --> 00:41:22,353
But you can be free of me.
730
00:41:22,385 --> 00:41:24,588
That's not so bad, right?
731
00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,489
But how would you do that?
732
00:41:26,523 --> 00:41:30,527
What is it that sets us free?
733
00:41:30,561 --> 00:41:32,931
You know the answer, Niles.
734
00:41:32,963 --> 00:41:37,001
I could go back
to destroying them again.
735
00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:39,938
I mean, they're
basically dead anyway.
736
00:41:39,971 --> 00:41:44,971
And I'm happy to work Cyborg
into the mix.
737
00:41:55,385 --> 00:41:58,655
The truth.
738
00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:02,025
The truth shall set you free.
739
00:42:02,059 --> 00:42:03,594
There it is!
740
00:42:03,628 --> 00:42:05,630
That's what
all this has been about?
741
00:42:05,663 --> 00:42:09,233
All the anguish, the agony?
742
00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:12,503
Um... duh.
743
00:42:12,536 --> 00:42:15,739
[laughing] Yes.
744
00:42:15,773 --> 00:42:17,608
But look what else
has happened.
745
00:42:17,641 --> 00:42:19,177
Check out
your little ragtag crew.
746
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,179
I mean, they couldn't
even leave the house
without screwing up.
747
00:42:21,211 --> 00:42:23,014
And now they've made it
all the way here.
748
00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:26,349
And you are the only thing
that can save them.
749
00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:30,521
It's kind of beautiful, no?
750
00:42:30,554 --> 00:42:33,123
Go on, Niles.
751
00:42:33,157 --> 00:42:36,157
Tell them the truth.
752
00:42:38,996 --> 00:42:40,264
I can't.
753
00:42:40,297 --> 00:42:45,297
[Larry] Yes, you can.
You can tell us anything.
754
00:42:45,635 --> 00:42:47,070
[Rita] It's all right, Niles.
755
00:42:47,105 --> 00:42:50,442
If there is one thing we've all
learned from this nightmare,
756
00:42:50,474 --> 00:42:55,012
it's that there's no need
for secrets between us.
757
00:42:55,045 --> 00:43:00,045
[Cliff] It's okay.
You can do this, Chief.
758
00:43:06,123 --> 00:43:07,958
[sighs]
759
00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:12,992
The tragedies that befell you,
they weren't accidents.
760
00:43:18,568 --> 00:43:21,838
I was responsible
for everything
761
00:43:21,873 --> 00:43:24,007
that has happened
to each of you.
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