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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,805 --> 00:00:04,773 Whoa. What's with the cast? I sprained my wrist. 2 00:00:04,807 --> 00:00:05,907 Oh, no! What happened? 3 00:00:05,942 --> 00:00:07,609 Don't worry about it. I'm fine. 4 00:00:07,643 --> 00:00:08,777 Yeah! Geez, Amy. 5 00:00:08,811 --> 00:00:09,811 Back off. 6 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:11,079 Leave the guy alone. 7 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,347 [Whispering] All right, huddle up, everybody. 8 00:00:12,381 --> 00:00:13,615 Bring it in, bring it in! 9 00:00:13,616 --> 00:00:14,950 So he wouldn't say what happened, 10 00:00:14,984 --> 00:00:16,451 which can only mean one thing. 11 00:00:16,485 --> 00:00:18,720 He's in a fight club. (Jake) No. 12 00:00:18,754 --> 00:00:21,656 He did it doing something he's embarrassed by, like smiling. 13 00:00:21,657 --> 00:00:23,158 Only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling? 14 00:00:23,159 --> 00:00:24,459 (Charles) Could be a sports injury. 15 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:27,095 I sprained my wrist in college playing field hockey. 16 00:00:27,096 --> 00:00:29,564 Men's field hockey? Yeah. 17 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,299 It's much more violent than the women's game. 18 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,902 We're not allowed to wear anything that protects our breasts. 19 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,604 Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating 20 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:38,607 about the nature and origin of my injury from my office. 21 00:00:38,608 --> 00:00:41,409 I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. 22 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:43,378 I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, 23 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:46,915 the jobs which you should all be doing right now. 24 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,516 Get to work. 25 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:54,055 Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? 26 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:55,890 Yes. 27 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,559 I was hula-hooping. 28 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,895 Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. 29 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:01,930 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,899 I've mastered all the moves. 31 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,034 The pizza toss... 32 00:01:06,035 --> 00:01:07,202 The tornado... 33 00:01:07,203 --> 00:01:10,438 The scorpion, the oopsie doodle. 34 00:01:10,473 --> 00:01:13,708 Why are you telling me this? 35 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:16,878 Because no one... Will ever believe you. 36 00:01:16,879 --> 00:01:18,580 (Jake) No. No! 37 00:01:21,617 --> 00:01:23,919 You sick son of a bitch. 38 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,640 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 39 00:01:27,641 --> 00:01:32,994 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 41 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:45,273 (Jake) Hey, hey! 42 00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:48,316 What has three thumbs and just made another arrest? 43 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:50,245 This guy! 44 00:01:50,246 --> 00:01:52,280 It doesn't work if you don't put your thumb up. 45 00:01:52,281 --> 00:01:53,448 Thank you! 46 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:56,084 23 solves in one month. New precinct record! 47 00:01:56,085 --> 00:01:57,485 Yeah! [Cheers and applause] 48 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,920 Thank you, thanks. 49 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,288 Dance with me, Jakey. 50 00:02:00,289 --> 00:02:01,690 [Salt 'n' Pepa's Whatta Man playing] 51 00:02:01,691 --> 00:02:04,125 Ha! No, and I will never dance to that song. 52 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,094 Wait to go, Jakey! Whoa! 53 00:02:06,128 --> 00:02:08,797 Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, Scully? 54 00:02:08,831 --> 00:02:10,271 I thought they'd make good confetti. 55 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:11,900 Why? 56 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:13,702 This took a lot of hard work and a lot of late nights. 57 00:02:13,703 --> 00:02:15,203 Take the weekend off, Peralta. 58 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:16,304 (Jake) Thank you. 59 00:02:16,339 --> 00:02:17,906 You know, I actually might. 60 00:02:17,907 --> 00:02:20,275 I'm severely sleep-deprived and I'm way behind on laundry. 61 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:22,143 Good work. Oh. 62 00:02:22,178 --> 00:02:24,045 That's nice. 63 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:25,280 Hey! 64 00:02:25,314 --> 00:02:26,548 What's with the bag? 65 00:02:26,549 --> 00:02:29,084 Are you going on a cruise with your mom... in 1913? 66 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:31,019 This is a very stylish bag. 67 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:32,888 Teddy and I are going to the Berkshires for the weekend. 68 00:02:32,889 --> 00:02:34,890 Oh, for like a police conference? 69 00:02:34,891 --> 00:02:36,725 Nope, just a romantic getaway. 70 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:38,293 Wow! 71 00:02:38,294 --> 00:02:40,495 That's great. I know. 72 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:43,565 We're kind of taking things to the next level. 73 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:44,833 What are you doing this weekend? 74 00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,935 Oh, opposite of the Berkshires. 75 00:02:46,936 --> 00:02:49,471 Work-shires. Working, whole weekend. 76 00:02:49,505 --> 00:02:50,939 Fighting crime. 77 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:52,674 I thought you were taking the weekend off to do your laundry. 78 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:56,745 Does crime take the weekend off to do its laundry, Scully? 79 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,681 No, it doesn't. Sorry. 80 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,618 Can I call you back? Bye. 81 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:05,720 What's up? Looking for paper towels. 82 00:03:05,755 --> 00:03:07,556 What are you doing in here? Talking to Vivian. 83 00:03:07,557 --> 00:03:10,258 We're still trying to figure out whether we should move to Canada. 84 00:03:10,259 --> 00:03:11,660 It's awful! 85 00:03:11,661 --> 00:03:13,695 Thank God it hasn't affected how much we bathe together. 86 00:03:13,729 --> 00:03:14,729 Almost never? 87 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:15,897 All the time. 88 00:03:15,898 --> 00:03:17,199 Thing is it's so hard to talk at work 89 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,300 because there's no privacy. 90 00:03:18,334 --> 00:03:21,369 The roof is freezing, the holding cell is full of perps, 91 00:03:21,404 --> 00:03:23,305 and their romantic advice is not great. 92 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:26,508 It's always to tell Vivian, "bitch, get your life right!" 93 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:29,044 I tried it. She did not like it. 94 00:03:29,045 --> 00:03:30,645 Let me work on it. 95 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,681 Ah. 96 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:38,486 Hands up, cop. 97 00:03:38,487 --> 00:03:39,921 Hey... no, no. Oh, no, no! 98 00:03:39,922 --> 00:03:41,189 It's Teddy, your boyfriend! 99 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:43,458 Aww, boyfriend. Yeah. 100 00:03:43,459 --> 00:03:44,993 Can you release my arm? 101 00:03:44,994 --> 00:03:46,261 Oh, yeah! Sorry. 102 00:03:46,262 --> 00:03:47,429 [Laughs] Good one. 103 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:48,597 [Laughing] Thanks. 104 00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:49,998 What are you doing here? 105 00:03:49,999 --> 00:03:52,133 Oh, I just wanted to see you before we left for the weekend. 106 00:03:52,168 --> 00:03:53,935 (Gina) Aw, that's so gross. 107 00:03:53,936 --> 00:03:55,360 What's this weekend? 108 00:03:55,371 --> 00:03:56,872 We rented a cabin in the Berkshires. 109 00:03:56,873 --> 00:03:58,773 We're taking a couples cooking class, 110 00:03:58,774 --> 00:04:00,365 and there's this great antiques fair. 111 00:04:00,376 --> 00:04:04,179 Sounds like you two have a wonderful lesbian vacation planned. 112 00:04:04,213 --> 00:04:07,349 Now my question is, will you be back tomorrow afternoon? 113 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:08,884 Because that is when you promised Holt 114 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:11,386 you'd help with his community outreach meeting. 115 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,988 That's this weekend? 116 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:14,823 I totally forgot. 117 00:04:14,857 --> 00:04:16,658 How did I let the Captain talk me into that? 118 00:04:16,692 --> 00:04:17,759 Excuse me, everyone. 119 00:04:17,793 --> 00:04:18,760 Would one of you be willing to... 120 00:04:18,794 --> 00:04:19,995 Me! I'll do it! 121 00:04:19,996 --> 00:04:21,678 I volunteer all my time. 122 00:04:21,697 --> 00:04:24,099 Crap. What am I gonna do? 123 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,668 Well, it's okay. We can reschedule. 124 00:04:26,669 --> 00:04:28,770 I mean, we'll lose the deposit, but... 125 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:31,506 Mm, or you could just lie to Captain Holt. 126 00:04:31,507 --> 00:04:35,277 That's my policy for everything and it always works. 127 00:04:35,311 --> 00:04:36,645 I'm not gonna lie. 128 00:04:36,646 --> 00:04:39,981 I'll just tell the Captain I made a mistake, and he'll understand. 129 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:41,182 Mm-kay. 130 00:04:41,183 --> 00:04:43,985 But if you do lie, you can't go wrong with dental emergency. 131 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:45,820 Or death of a triplet. 132 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:47,622 Now that one you can use twice. 133 00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:49,357 [Chuckles] Smart. 134 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:50,792 Good news, sergeant. 135 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:53,168 I figured out what we're gonna work on this weekend. 136 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:55,430 I'm working on spending time with my family. 137 00:04:55,464 --> 00:04:57,332 We're having a fancy tea party. 138 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,034 I am the King of origami napkins. 139 00:04:59,035 --> 00:05:00,302 Oh, that's nice. 140 00:05:00,303 --> 00:05:01,636 I thought you were taking the weekend off. 141 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:04,472 No, I decided to spend the weekend taking things to the next level. 142 00:05:04,473 --> 00:05:05,847 Work-wise. 143 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,909 I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said 144 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:09,978 was unsolvable. 145 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:12,614 Case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ. 146 00:05:12,648 --> 00:05:15,750 Jake, case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ is unsolvable. 147 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:21,623 Or maybe case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it. 148 00:05:21,624 --> 00:05:24,492 What's case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ? 149 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:27,529 Case 52ABX... we gotta find a way to abbreviate this thing. 150 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:29,598 Anyway, it's an old case that the sarge and I worked 151 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:30,966 about eight years ago. 152 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:33,134 This guy Nate Dexter was murdered in a boat explosion. 153 00:05:33,135 --> 00:05:35,670 No witnesses, no leads, minimal evidence. 154 00:05:35,705 --> 00:05:37,072 This case almost killed us. 155 00:05:37,106 --> 00:05:38,306 Yeah, but I'm on a hot streak! 156 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,275 Plus we're better detectives now. 157 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:43,912 We're smarter, computers are faster, no more blockbuster. 158 00:05:43,913 --> 00:05:45,881 Drones? 159 00:05:45,882 --> 00:05:48,216 I'm feeling it. 160 00:05:48,251 --> 00:05:50,218 That was creepy. Huh? 161 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,686 But... convincing. 162 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:53,321 Oh, he's standing up. 163 00:05:53,356 --> 00:05:54,890 I've always wanted to solve that case. 164 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:56,892 Then think about how good it would feel to finally do it. 165 00:05:56,893 --> 00:05:58,026 What's the best moment of your life? 166 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,694 My wedding day. 167 00:05:59,695 --> 00:06:01,329 Tied with the day my babies were born. 168 00:06:01,364 --> 00:06:04,900 Compared to this, those memories will be garbage. 169 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:06,668 You don't know what you're saying. 170 00:06:06,702 --> 00:06:08,837 'Cause I'm not married and I don't have kids. Right? 171 00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:10,453 Okay. 172 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:12,670 Okay, here's what we know. 173 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:15,573 Nate Dexter was a small-time crook who pissed someone off. 174 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:17,074 They blew up his boat, with him still on it, 175 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:19,743 and left no evidence except this one charred finger 176 00:06:19,744 --> 00:06:21,345 and Nate's melted torso. 177 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:23,080 Man, I'm having deja vu right now. 178 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:25,916 Whoever did it left no evidence, except one charred finger 179 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:28,185 and Nate's melted torso. 180 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:30,621 So in other words nothing's changed. 181 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:31,822 Except our attitudes. 182 00:06:31,857 --> 00:06:34,258 So! We start at the last place 183 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:35,893 that Dexter was seen before he went to the marina... 184 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:37,428 His apartment. 185 00:06:37,429 --> 00:06:40,498 I'm telling you, sarge, I got a good feeling about this. 186 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:43,834 Aw, no! 187 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:46,136 Well, it appears his building was torn down. 188 00:06:46,171 --> 00:06:49,273 I know this seems like bad news, but on the plus side 189 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:52,276 the harder the solve the sweeter the solve. 190 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,711 No, it's just bad news. 191 00:06:53,745 --> 00:06:54,778 You're bad news. 192 00:06:54,813 --> 00:06:56,146 What? What? 193 00:06:56,147 --> 00:06:58,549 Just saying you're bad news for bad guys, 194 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:01,785 'cause you're a number-one cop. 195 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:03,821 Blacker the Berry the sweeter the juice! 196 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:05,222 What? What? 197 00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:06,790 Let's solve the case! 198 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:08,526 (Rosa) Hey! 199 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,161 We need to tell Charles about Babylon. 200 00:07:10,195 --> 00:07:12,196 He needs a private place to talk to Vivian. 201 00:07:12,197 --> 00:07:15,332 What? No! Babylon's our secret place. 202 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,736 It's the best thing in my life, and I have a very full life. 203 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:21,839 Do you know I know Papa John? The Papa John. 204 00:07:21,873 --> 00:07:23,073 Someone is lying to you. 205 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:24,308 We can't tell Charles. 206 00:07:24,309 --> 00:07:26,343 He's incapable of keeping a secret. 207 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:27,845 [Whispering] I shouldn't tell you this, 208 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:31,248 but we're throwing you a surprise party later! 209 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:33,250 Look, we tell Charles about Babylon, 210 00:07:33,251 --> 00:07:35,286 or I shred your nap blanket into a million tiny rags. 211 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,589 No! I love wolfie. Fine! You win! 212 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,391 Tell Charles. 213 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,393 Hold me close, little wolfie. 214 00:07:42,394 --> 00:07:43,794 Hold me. 215 00:07:43,829 --> 00:07:46,197 (Jake) All right, convict. 216 00:07:46,198 --> 00:07:48,732 What do you know about the murder of Nate Dexter? 217 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,901 Look, I'll tell you the same thing... 218 00:07:50,936 --> 00:07:52,389 I told you eight years ago. 219 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:54,104 I don't know anything about Nate Dexter. 220 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:55,272 And even if I did... 221 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,041 The best French toast I ever ate 222 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,843 was with mayor Lindsay's dog. 223 00:07:58,844 --> 00:08:02,313 He's very old, he's lost his mind. 224 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:04,081 [Cell door buzzes open] 225 00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:06,069 We're making progress! 226 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,385 [Knocks on door] Hello, Captain, my old friend. 227 00:08:08,386 --> 00:08:09,920 I've come to talk with you... 228 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:11,222 Again. 229 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:12,590 I've lapsed into song lyrics. 230 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:13,858 Santiago, can I help you? 231 00:08:13,892 --> 00:08:16,494 I need to speak with you about this weekend. 232 00:08:16,528 --> 00:08:17,995 Ah, yes, I'm so happy you'll be there 233 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:19,763 to oversee the audio-visual presentation. 234 00:08:19,764 --> 00:08:22,366 The last time did not... Go well. 235 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,168 The next chart shows the drop in the crime rate 236 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:26,737 over the last month. [Beep] 237 00:08:28,974 --> 00:08:32,176 I just erased everything. 238 00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:36,247 I'm so sorry, but I think I'm gonna be unable to help out tomorrow. 239 00:08:36,281 --> 00:08:38,415 Why is that? 240 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:39,917 Dental emergency. 241 00:08:39,918 --> 00:08:42,720 I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled. 242 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,421 Wow, you must be in a lotta pain. 243 00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:46,357 Yeah, I've been in pain for days. 244 00:08:46,391 --> 00:08:48,192 I had no idea you were living like this. 245 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,293 No one knows. 246 00:08:49,327 --> 00:08:51,896 I am a rock. I am an island. 247 00:08:51,897 --> 00:08:53,898 I have lapsed into song lyrics again. 248 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,232 Okay. 249 00:08:56,701 --> 00:08:58,068 (Alfonso) That's all of 'em. 250 00:08:58,103 --> 00:09:00,137 What? What about to Frank Williams? 251 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,405 He's in the infirmary. 252 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:04,275 He was beat up pretty good, a lot of internal bleeding. 253 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:05,676 Awesome! 254 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,211 I mean, not the internal bleeding thing. 255 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:08,546 That sounds horrifying. 256 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,880 But I bet you we can get him to talk 257 00:09:09,881 --> 00:09:11,382 if we offer to move him from his current address 258 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:12,817 on beatdown boulevard. 259 00:09:12,851 --> 00:09:15,619 That's a great idea. Looks like we got lucky. 260 00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:16,954 (Jake) Hey, side note... 261 00:09:16,988 --> 00:09:18,155 "Beatdown boulevard," 262 00:09:18,156 --> 00:09:19,557 good name for my debut hip-hop record. 263 00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:21,659 Strongly disagree. Okay. 264 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:23,894 (Charles) Will you just tell me where we're going? 265 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:26,831 Guys? Guys! 266 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:28,966 Oh, my God, you're gonna beat me up. 267 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,335 [Harp music plays] 268 00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:33,938 Welcome to Babylon! 269 00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:36,073 (Rosa) It's our secret bathroom. 270 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:37,908 It's so beautiful. 271 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:39,777 There used to be a transit police squad down here. 272 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:42,646 This was a Captain's bathroom. I found it a while back. 273 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,482 She told me about it a year ago 274 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:46,050 when I got stomach flu from that sewer rave. 275 00:09:46,051 --> 00:09:47,685 Fun night though. 276 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:50,187 (Rosa) We put a lotta effort into making this place nice. 277 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,755 Look. 278 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:52,990 Weird crystals. 279 00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:54,091 [Sniffs] 280 00:09:54,092 --> 00:09:55,593 Also, lavender-scented candles, 281 00:09:55,627 --> 00:10:00,131 a zebra-skin rug, and the toilet paper is, mm, triple-ply. 282 00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,398 Wow. 283 00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,234 It turns anyone's bottom into a VIP. 284 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,502 More importantly... 285 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:05,870 (Rosa) It has great cell service. 286 00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:08,506 We thought you could use this place to call Vivian when you need to. 287 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,475 But you have to promise not to tell anyone about this. 288 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,010 I pinky promise. 289 00:10:13,011 --> 00:10:15,012 Not good enough. 290 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:17,047 Blood pact! Ahh! 291 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,849 All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? 292 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:21,552 You slipped and fell onto a shiv. 293 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,789 Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. 294 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,526 And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. 295 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,860 I'm gonna go out on a limb here. 296 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:31,228 I think you got shivved. 297 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,630 What do you guys want? 298 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,831 (Terry) We wanna make a deal. 299 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:35,733 You know anything about the murder of Nate Dexter? 300 00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:36,867 Maybe. 301 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,836 What do I get if I do? 302 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,337 How about a transfer to another cell block? 303 00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:41,806 One with fewer shivs. 304 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,007 Okay. 305 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,942 I can't be sure, 306 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:48,179 but I think Dexter owed money to a guy named Sam Bunsen. 307 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,047 And... that's a new lead! 308 00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:52,149 First lead in eight years. 309 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,417 You were right. 310 00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:55,886 ♪ Ohhh, beatdown boulevard ♪ 311 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:57,254 ♪ Is the toughest street in town ♪ 312 00:10:57,255 --> 00:10:58,389 No, no. 313 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,391 ♪ And if you step to a gangsta crew ♪ 314 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,926 ♪ You're bound to get beat down ♪ 315 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,027 ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 316 00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,029 Santiago. How are your teeth feeling? 317 00:11:05,063 --> 00:11:06,564 (Gina) Oh. 318 00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,832 Dental emergency? 319 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:09,800 Yes, it just sorta happened. 320 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,204 It still hurts, but I can make it till tomorrow. 321 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,773 Well, if you're in this much pain, I don't think you should wait. 322 00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,074 My brother-in-law is one of the top oral surgeons 323 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,209 in the quint-state area. 324 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,578 That's two better than the tri-state area. 325 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,046 He's agreed to see you tonight at 6:00 326 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,115 as a personal favor to me and Kevin. 327 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:26,383 Wow! Tonight! 328 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,885 Thank you. 329 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,554 But that's not gonna work... 330 00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,256 Because of the anesthesia 331 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,691 and driving myself home. 332 00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:36,026 I'll just go tomorrow. Teddy can take me. 333 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,528 Nonsense. 334 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:40,131 I'll drive you to and from the dentist's office myself. 335 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:44,668 That's great, just great. 336 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,237 He's a good dude. 337 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,939 He's a good, good dude. 338 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,574 (Jake) Hey, sarge. 339 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,676 No sign of Sam Bunsen in the federal database. 340 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,311 You got anything? Bad news. 341 00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,981 I only found his wife and she hasn't heard from him in eight years. 342 00:11:57,015 --> 00:11:58,716 That doesn't sound good. Yeah. 343 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,985 That's why I started by saying "bad news." 344 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,320 Terry believes in having a clear topic sentence. 345 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,157 I bet Mrs. Bunsen is lying. She knows where her husband is. 346 00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:07,892 I pushed pretty hard. 347 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,593 She said she's willing to take a lie detector test. 348 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:11,429 Well, then let's bust out the polygraph. 349 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,230 Lie detector truth or dare! 350 00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,632 No. Boyle, last time we did that, 351 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,400 you ended up telling everyone you had a crush on the teapot 352 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:17,802 from Beauty and the Beast. 353 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,737 It's the way they drew her. 354 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:24,452 [Door slams] 355 00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:25,687 All right, pretty boy, where is it? 356 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,288 Where's what? 357 00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,322 The secret bathroom. 358 00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:31,126 Secret what? Bathroom where? 359 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,560 Okay, Captain, I'll be right there! 360 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:34,429 Don't lie to us. 361 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,031 We've been watching you. 362 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:40,568 11:18 A.M., Rosa told you to follow her, and you guys left together. 363 00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:44,139 (Scully) You returned at 11:31 smelling of lavender. 364 00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:45,507 [Mouthing words] 365 00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:48,643 And you've been drinking chamomile tea all day long 366 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,578 and haven't been to the men's room once. 367 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:53,148 Since when are you two so into being good detectives? 368 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,716 Since it came to secret bathrooms. 369 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,184 Tell us where it is! 370 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:57,986 Now! 371 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,555 Okay! Please state your name one more time. 372 00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:02,424 Are we really doing this again? 373 00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:03,825 It's, like, the fifth time. 374 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:06,328 That's a lie! It's only the fourth time! 375 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:07,662 No? 376 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,364 Okay, my bad. Continue. 377 00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:13,802 I'm Sophia Bunsen, I haven't talked to my husband in eight years. 378 00:13:13,803 --> 00:13:17,105 This is Nate Dexter. He was friends with my husband. 379 00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,074 I didn't know he was dead. 380 00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:23,078 You think my husband killed him, but I guarantee that's impossible. 381 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,914 Okay. Good. 382 00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,949 But not good enough! Let's do it again. 383 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,618 Jake, what's going on with you? 384 00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,219 She passed the test like five times. 385 00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:33,822 Or maybe... She's in cahoots. 386 00:13:33,823 --> 00:13:35,890 With him! Hmm? 387 00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:37,192 Are you two cahooting? 388 00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:38,493 Are you cahooting? 389 00:13:38,494 --> 00:13:40,061 Jake! It's over, man. 390 00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:41,429 We had a lead, now it's dead. 391 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:43,265 It happens! No. 392 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,833 If it's not her, and it's not him... 393 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,801 Which I'm still not convinced of, by the way, 394 00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,303 then it's gotta be the machine. 395 00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:49,704 Strap me in, sergeant. 396 00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:52,641 I'm taking this thing for a test drive of truth. 397 00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,143 Thanks for taking us, Marty. 398 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,711 Please, Ray, we're family. 399 00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,747 [Mumbling] 400 00:13:58,781 --> 00:13:59,981 Neither of us can understand you at all. 401 00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,416 Ah. 402 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,085 The visual examination doesn't show much inflammation, 403 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,354 but these x-rays should be more telling. 404 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:08,690 Let's see what's beneath the surface. 405 00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:09,891 Oh, stop! 406 00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:11,426 Santiago. 407 00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:13,161 I... 408 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,896 Oh, God. 409 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,932 I forgot I promised to help you, 410 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,334 and I made plans to go to the Berkshires with my boyfriend. 411 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:20,368 Oh. 412 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,671 Wait. 413 00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:26,508 So you lied to me to get out of work? 414 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,742 Yes. 415 00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:30,879 I may be a liar, but I've got great teeth. 416 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,814 And no one can take that from me. 417 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:35,183 Have you heard of "over-brushing?" 418 00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:36,351 Oh, no. 419 00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:38,053 Your aggressive technique has stripped away 420 00:14:38,054 --> 00:14:40,989 the protective enamel and much of your gum. 421 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,692 You have seven cavities. 422 00:14:43,726 --> 00:14:47,662 I have to say... I feel like you deserve this. 423 00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,998 [Whispering] Charles! 424 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,466 What the hell is wrong with you? 425 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,968 You told Hitchcock and Scully? 426 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,437 No! What? 427 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:58,206 Yep, this... is... happening. 428 00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,674 They were scary. 429 00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:01,309 It was like that moment in Planet of Apes 430 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,544 when the monkey talked. 431 00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,279 (Charles) Look, I'm sorry. 432 00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:05,713 You let me into your special place. 433 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,149 Ew. I messed up, and I'll fix it. 434 00:15:08,184 --> 00:15:09,484 It's okay, Charles, you don't have to. 435 00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:13,021 No! It's not okay. Babylon hath fallen. 436 00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:15,857 Charles betrayed us and I will make him pay for it. 437 00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:16,958 (Rosa) Gina, enough. 438 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:18,727 Boyle needed a bathroom, so we told him about it. 439 00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:20,662 Just like I told you when you needed it? 440 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,130 Leave him alone. He saved my life. 441 00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:23,665 Plus... he's pitiful. 442 00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:25,033 And his life is crap right now. 443 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:28,837 Yeah! It is! Thank you, Rosa. 444 00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:31,072 I'm telling you this machine is broken. 445 00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,407 Ask me a question. 446 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,376 Is Jay Z really your favorite artist? 447 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,543 Yes, obviously. 448 00:15:35,578 --> 00:15:37,312 Lie. [Scoffs] 449 00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:39,114 See? It's busted. Is it? 450 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:41,249 Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift? 451 00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:43,351 [Scoffs] No. 452 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,853 Lie. All right, fine. 453 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,721 She is. 454 00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:48,256 [Quietly] She makes me feel things. 455 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,959 She makes me all of us feel things! 456 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,895 Look, that machine is working just fine. 457 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,997 Why are you being so crazy about this case? 458 00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:57,933 I wanted to work the toughest case we had. 459 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,401 Why? 460 00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:00,735 Because it would feel awesome to solve it. 461 00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,504 Because a real man doesn't run from a challenge. 462 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,773 I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona? 463 00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:06,841 Yeah. That's the whole point of it. 464 00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:09,110 Seriously? That seems lame. 465 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,379 I don't know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work, 466 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,714 but I'm going home to my family. 467 00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:14,716 See you tomorrow, Jake. 468 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,585 Fine, abandon me! 469 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,520 I don't want you here anyway. 470 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:19,588 That's a lie. 471 00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:21,523 Come on, man. 472 00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:23,358 [Siren] 473 00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:25,193 I got here an hour early. This better be good. 474 00:16:25,228 --> 00:16:27,128 Hmm? Holy Moses! 475 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:28,530 What happened to you? 476 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:31,700 I have not slept in, since I last saw you, many hours. 477 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,201 Plus, I think I'm hallucinating 478 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,937 because I'm pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me. 479 00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:37,639 No, that's possible. 480 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,808 My biceps mock a lotta people. Mm. 481 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,042 Good to know. 482 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,579 So I rewatched the interrogation, and get this. 483 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,481 Sophia wasn't lying about anything. 484 00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,149 She doesn't know who killed Nate Dexter. 485 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:52,220 But... she does know something way better. 486 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:55,957 Come with me. 487 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,727 Jake! Hmm? 488 00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,128 People normally move after they say that. 489 00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:02,497 Oh, yeah, I feel asleep for a second. 490 00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,232 Sorry. 491 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,001 Come with me. 492 00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:09,502 Okay! Ahh! 493 00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:11,004 Y'all ready for this? You know what I'm saying? 494 00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:14,541 Terry Jeffords, allow me to introduce to you... 495 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:18,978 Our murder victim, the not-dead Nate Dexter. 496 00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,647 What the hell is going on? 497 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,615 [Mimics explosion] Right? 498 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,983 Sophia wasn't lying. 499 00:17:23,984 --> 00:17:25,552 I was just not asking the right questions. 500 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,266 She hadn't seen her husband in eight years, 501 00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:30,056 but she was positive there's no way that he killed Dexter. 502 00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:33,059 That's when it occurred to me, no one killed him. 503 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,562 Hey, Nate, just talking about how you're alive. 504 00:17:35,563 --> 00:17:37,630 Yeah, I'm alive. 505 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,632 But whose melted torso did we find? 506 00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:43,503 Sophia's husband. 507 00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:44,704 Yes! 508 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,773 Sophia and Dexter were having an affair, 509 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,242 husband found out, Nate killed him. 510 00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:51,244 Now I'm telling my friend about how you killed that guy. 511 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,779 It was for love! 512 00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,380 Cool motive, still a murder. 513 00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:56,382 Also, you remember that severed finger? 514 00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,951 Check this out. Hey, Nate. 515 00:17:57,985 --> 00:18:00,353 Show us your hands, please? 516 00:18:00,354 --> 00:18:02,388 Ho-ho! Right? 517 00:18:02,389 --> 00:18:05,158 Cut it off himself. How screwed up is that? 518 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:07,560 Anyway, I asked all of my CIs if they had dealings 519 00:18:07,561 --> 00:18:08,895 with a nine-fingered man. 520 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,431 Unsolvable case... Solved! 521 00:18:11,432 --> 00:18:12,632 Whoo! 522 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:15,335 What'd you wanna talk to us about? 523 00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:17,036 Well, I got Hitchcock and Scully 524 00:18:17,037 --> 00:18:19,205 to promise never to use our bathroom again. 525 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,640 How'd you do that? 526 00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:23,042 The Donald and I call it "the art of the deal." 527 00:18:23,077 --> 00:18:24,744 You want your bathroom back, fine. 528 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,479 I want your chair. Mine smells like my butt. 529 00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:27,514 Ew! Fine. 530 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,982 And we want your coyote blanket. 531 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,683 It's not a coyote, it's a wolf. 532 00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:32,385 Learn your animals, idiot. 533 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:33,653 [Sighs] Told you she wasn't serious. 534 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,221 Let's go, Scully. 535 00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:36,456 Fine! 536 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,057 I can't believe you gave up wolfie. 537 00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:39,159 It was worth it. 538 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:41,828 Plus, I'm done with wolves now. 539 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,530 I'm into angry unicorns. 540 00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:44,998 [Giggles] 541 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:47,801 If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry. 542 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,335 (Amy) Jake! 543 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,904 Nice job on the case. Great solve! 544 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:53,072 Thanks. Aren't you supposed to be in the Berkshires? 545 00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:54,874 I had a dental thing. 546 00:18:54,909 --> 00:18:56,009 But you're such a good brusher. 547 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:57,377 I know! [Laughs] 548 00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:58,778 Turns out that was my undoing. 549 00:18:58,779 --> 00:19:00,447 Classic. Yeah. 550 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:01,815 Hey, you remember Teddy. 551 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,149 Oh! Yeah. Hey, man. How are you? 552 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,451 (Teddy) Great solve. 553 00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:06,219 Can I buy you a Pilsner? They have awesome Pilsners here. 554 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,587 Teddy's really into Pilsners. 555 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:08,822 Cool! 556 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,123 Attention! 557 00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:14,928 Everyone raise your glasses to the amazing Jake Peralta! 558 00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:17,330 Today, he did the impossible. 559 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,934 He closed case 52abx-dash-32qj. 560 00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:22,769 [All cheer] 561 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,537 Speech, speech, speech! 562 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:26,773 Look, the real hero here is the murderer. 563 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:28,374 Because without him there wouldn't be a case. 564 00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:31,611 So... here's to Nate Dexter, the murderer. 565 00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:34,414 [All cheer] 566 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:40,320 Captain... I wanna apologize for lying. 567 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,622 Thank you. 568 00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,324 Next time just talk to me. 569 00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:46,960 Okay. 570 00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:50,196 Now I know this comes on the heels of betraying you, 571 00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,365 but... can I have next weekend off 572 00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,501 to go to that cabin in the Berkshires with Teddy? 573 00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:00,907 Okay. 574 00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:02,075 [Sighs] 575 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,676 Thank you, sir. 576 00:20:03,711 --> 00:20:04,844 [Laughs] 577 00:20:07,715 --> 00:20:10,784 I still can't feel my mouth. Did a little bit dribble out? 578 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,153 What's going on with you? 579 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,621 For the past two days, 580 00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:16,322 you've been telling me how amazing it was gonna be 581 00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:17,690 to solve this case. 582 00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:19,492 This does not look amazing. 583 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:20,760 I don't know, man. 584 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,695 I thought I'd be more psyched too. 585 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,931 Maybe I just need a cooler case. No. 586 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,300 That is not gonna work. 587 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:29,536 You set the precinct record, you weren't happy. 588 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:32,839 You solved an unsolvable case, you weren't happy. 589 00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:34,507 No case is gonna make you happy. 590 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:35,708 [Sighs] 591 00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:37,243 Something's bothering you. 592 00:20:37,244 --> 00:20:40,613 And whatever it is you gotta deal with it. 593 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,217 Yeah, well, maybe I can't deal with it right now, or... 594 00:20:44,218 --> 00:20:45,685 You know, whatever. 595 00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:49,656 [Chuckles] I know! 596 00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:51,291 Oh. 597 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,525 That's a tough one. 598 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,260 Yeah. 599 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:56,996 But solving more cases isn't gonna make you feel any better. 600 00:20:58,399 --> 00:21:01,301 Having a drink with a friend might though. 601 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:05,505 Thank you, but I don't think another drink is gonna help. 602 00:21:05,506 --> 00:21:07,273 I think having a lot more drinks might help. 603 00:21:07,274 --> 00:21:09,909 [Laughing] There he is! 604 00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:14,380 So... Amy, huh? 605 00:21:14,381 --> 00:21:16,015 We're gonna need some shots. 606 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,684 [Both singing along] ♪ What a man, what a man ♪ 607 00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:20,053 ♪ What a man, what a mighty good man ♪ 608 00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:21,788 Everybody comes around! 609 00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:23,223 ♪ What a man, what a man ♪ 610 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:25,325 ♪ What a man, what a mighty good man ♪ 611 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,093 I hate myself right now. 612 00:21:27,128 --> 00:21:31,131 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 612 00:21:32,305 --> 00:22:32,310 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 44275

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