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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top

When only heaven's right above it, we on

'Cause we on

Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?

I'm with Marley G, bro

Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows

And I wanna tell you
something that you probably should know

This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow

And...

My real friends never hearing from me

Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me

That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused

Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos

And these days all the girls is down to roll

I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole

Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow

Just tell my girl
to tell her friend that it's time to go

(MEN SHOUTING)

(BUZZING)

(GROANS)

SPENCER: It better be
your bony ass dialing me.

Spence, see, we got a...
We got a serious problem.

Yeah, you're calling me at 5:00 a.m.

Vern fucked up his leg.
He look like a fucking horror show.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Ah!

Damn it. Can he put any weight on it?

Yesterday, yeah, but not now.

He was working out really hard
and heard a pop.

Like he'd been shot?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Shot?

No, that's crazy talk.

No, I'm talking about the sound, Reggie.
He might have popped his Achilles.

Meet me at the Sports Med Center.
I'm gonna call Dr. Russ.

He did Manning's neck
and both of my shoulders.

I will meet you there.
And no dicking around, do you hear me?

Yeah. We on the way.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

- Raheem!
- What's up, man?

You need a lift to the facility?

(LAUGHING)

- Uber driver now, man?
- Come on, man, look.

Ricky Jerret hit the open market,

they send the most
charismatic and influential man in town.

And the man responsible
for designing your new contract.

You sound as confident as ever.

Hey, come on, man,
New Orleans is the greatest city in America.

Hey, look, folks here, man,
they will embrace you

and make you one of their own, Rick.

And when they do, you will feel a warmth
that you've never felt in your life.

Well, I hope that warmth
comes with a big-ass offer.

Hey, trust me, we pulled out all the stops.

And stop one is getting
you to Café Du Monde to get you a beignet.

- To get me a what?
- A beignet.

That's what I thought I heard. Let's go.

(ENGINE ROARING)

(MUSIC THUMPING)

Hey, brother, how you feeling?

Oh, you stopped for tacos.

It's a chalupa. I bought you one.

No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.
We're gonna get you inside.

He was hungry. What I'm supposed to say?

I'm just parking.

It'd be best if I park the car. I'ma just do that.

I don't want to get cut on.

It's all right. I got you the best doc in the biz.

I've had seven surgeries with him,

and every single time it's like taking a nap
in the arms of a beautiful lady.

I got to be straight up, Spence.
I wasn't training. I was playing paintball.

Okay, well, don't worry about that, all right?

- We're gonna get you better.
- Cool.

(MOUTHS) Fuck.

I guess this answers the question,
"How much training can one man do?"

Doc, thanks for getting here so quick.

Lucky for you,
I can literally do these in my sleep.

- Grab a chair.
- Yep.

- On your knees, kid.
- Thompson test. It's all right.

It's how we check your Achilles.

It's cool, Vern. They just here to help.

Please, please, heavenly Jesus.
Don't fuck with my Achilles.

Afraid he isn't listening. Prep the OR, please.

REGGIE: Hey, listen, Vern,
it's gonna be all right, man.

There you go.

Doc, a CT scan just to make sure?

Absolutely, but I'm pretty sure

The Holy One won't come through
there either.

- I need to get him ready.
- Hey, man, you gonna be all right, Vern.

You're gonna come back better than ever.
Don't worry about it.

You can climb Mount Kilimanjaro
if you want to.

SPENCER: Stay strong, brother.

I got to call Hal, update the team.

- What the fuck for?
- Because Vernon could miss half the season.

- What kind of training was he doing?
- Paintball.

Please, stop. Just tell me
that this is some new shit

at Jay Glazer's gym.

No, it's not.
They were literally running around the woods

playing fucking pretend soldier.

Oh, good, look. There's a defibrillator.

Hey, man, it wasn't my idea.
Laser tag is more my game.

I mean, it got air conditioning in there.

They got a snack bar.
The snacks are delicious.

Dallas could void Vernon's contract.

Fucking NFIs.

What are we gonna tell him?

REGGIE: Uh, look, if it's gonna mess
with Vern's money, then don't tell him shit.

I mean, Vern's got a right to have a life.

God damn it, no.

What? What?

I fucking agree with Reggie.

What?

Just a matter of time.

All right, I got to take the minivan today.

I'm gonna pick up a big plant
for Kiki's room after work.

Help boost the oxygen levels.

Hmm. Ever wonder why
keys are so popular with babies?

They got nowhere to be.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Just been up all night thinking about
this whole right-tackle thing.

It's a tough switch, but you never shied away
from a challenge.

Pssh, blocking Chandler Jones is a challenge.

This is like asking a lefty
to throw righty, huh?

Huh?

It's like when you play left tackle,

your dominant side is your right arm

- and your right leg.
- Mmm-hmm.

But when you're on the right tackle,
it's the whole other way around.

You got different hand placement.
We got different footwork.

You got to get out in front of the run.
It's a lot more hitting.

I'm sorry, baby. I promise you I'm listening,

but you look so damn cute right now
and I'm late for work.

Whoop, wrong ones.

- Spencer Strasmore, number 92.
- (PHONE CHIMES)

- Sorry, buddy, I've got to get this.
- Quick selfie?

- Get in here.
- Yeah!

(CLICKS)

- Thank you.
- You're welcome. (LAUGHS)

- Hey, Joe.
- JOE: Hey, where the fuck are you?

Well, Vernon blew out his Achilles,
so I'm at the hospital.

Man! Is he okay?

- He's scared shitless and he should be.
- Oh, my God.

Well, I'll have Virginia
send flowers or something.

But, hey, meantime, your old buddy
Andre's banging on our clients.

- Who's he trying to take?
- All of them.

Everyone except for Vern and Ricky.

- What the fuck?
- Yeah, that's right.

Victor Cruz, LaMarr Woodley,
Jared Odrick, Spice Adams.

They all got calls.

- Spice is retired.
- Yeah, well, he's carpet bombing, man.

I told Victor we'd get him a dance studio.

Jared wants a fashion line
and LaMarr's starting a record label.

His cousin's demo's actually not that bad.

All right, Joe, don't make any promises
we can't keep, okay?

Hey, I'm just trying to
hold down the fort here, okay, pal?

We're under siege.

Any of those guys in town?

Yeah, Spice.
He's in town scouting locations for his hotel.

He wants to build a fucking hotel?

His pitch was very heartwarming.
He started to cry.

Joe, we have to get ahead of this.

Let's set up an appointment with Spice,

let's take him for a steak dinner
while he's in town.

And, Joe, stop approving shit.

Okay. Don't ever tell me what to do. Bye.

(SIGHS)

- Tell her multiple times a day I miss her.
- All right, baby.

- I love you, baby.
- (MUSIC BLARING)

Every day with this punk. Hey!
Damn it, slow your ass down!

Damn it.

Hey, Spence, you was right.
It wasn't that bad after all.

Glad to hear that. Now, you want to tell us
why the fuck you were playing paintball?

Just trying to keep it loose.

Vernon, you can't play paintball,
basketball, baseball,

anything with a fucking ball in it
in the off-season for this exact reason.

Technically, it's more like a pellet.

Vernon, you have an entire organization,
teammates that depend on you.

You can't keep taking risks with your career
for shits and giggles like this.

What's the point of working so hard
if you can't have any fun?

You don't get paid if you don't play.

They have to pay him.
The contract's guaranteed.

Not if they find out it's a non-football injury.

So then they won't find out.
I mean, nobody saw us.

Jason already told them
that Vern was working out.

Look, you were in the backyard
doing agility drills with Marcus, all right?

- Three-cone L drills.
- I don't like to lie.

Vernon, Dallas can never find out
how this happened.

Hey, man, you're not property, Vern.

You don't owe them nothing.

Three-cone L drill it is, I guess.

You know, I still show my guys clips
from that game you had as a rookie.

They had a meaningless week 16 game
versus Denver

and you put up 217 yards
mostly on little slants.

We lost 42-14.

- But who got those 14?
- I did.

- (LAUGHING)
- Damn right, you did.

Listen, Miami, they didn't utilize
your speed like we will.

And you still stuffed the stat sheet.

Yeah, we're totally open if you have any plays
you want to bring with you.

No, I'm all about the present and the future.

That's good to hear.
You got any questions for us?

Yeah.

Where's the love?

Moms worked hard saving up dough,

so every summer when it got
a little hot in the hood,

she would take us kids
to a little motel on the beach in AC.

Place was a rat hole,
but I had the best times of my life there.

Yeah, fond memories. You know,
it's sentimental. It gets you right there.

Yeah. My hotel is gonna be elegant and cool,

but affordable so anybody can come.

I'm gonna name it after my moms.

Elidee.

- Elidee.
- Elidee?

- It means honorable.
- Oh, my God.

- Nice.
- Doesn't that just melt your heart or what?

Yeah.

Man, I hope someday
some kid will come to Elidee

and feel the exact same way that I did

minus the bedbugs and bloodstains.

(LAUGHS)

Bloodstains.

Well, hotels are hot right now,

- especially in Miami.
- Mmm-hmm.

That's what Andre said.

Yeah.

Look, Spice, it's a boom or bust town.

- How much you putting in?
- $4 million.

$4 million. It's no chump change, brother.

Well, hey, look,
if the location's right, we should explore it.

- I got a primo spot in Key Largo.
- JOE: Nice.

So let me go unleash hell real quick,
and we'll talk more about it.

- All right. All right.
- All right.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, my God,
will you just hold on to your principles

for a few days
and do whatever the man says, please?

Four million dollars is way too much
of a risk for him.

He wants to honor his dead mom.

I've already got Vernon
lying to Dallas about his injury.

I'm in no mood to bullshit anybody anymore.

Don't be so quick to judge, okay?

Let's just go see the property.
Give it a chance.

No fucking way. I've been up since 5:00 a.m.

I'm about ready to pass out now.

Oh, whaa, whaa.

- Listen to you.
- Take a nap for God's sake.

Touch your heart again
when he's telling you a story.

I was actually touched by that.

What is this? We didn't order dessert.

It's compliments
of Miami Wealth Management.

Andre also picked up your tab.
He's such a mensch.

He's the best.

So, you guys want to go
check this property out with your boy?

- It's a brilliant idea, Spice.
- Yeah.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

You're not gonna leave this here, are you?

No way. We'll box that up.

- We already got the tab.
- That's what I'm talking about.

Hut.

Bad news about the minivan, babe.

Started making this little
click, click, click noise,

so I had to bring it into the shop.

Okay. Damn!

I mean, it's all good.
I can pick it up in the morning.

Oh, no, no, no. It's not you.

I'm trying to play with the right tackle

and I don't know
if I'm gonna be able to do this.

I mean, I guess if this is what
the Dolphins want, I got no choice.

It's not like teams are lining up
for a 35-year-old tackle.

Hey, you're not just any tackle, baby.

- Ooh.
- You the Black Swan.

Oh, mmm.

Okay, baby, I just...
I got to make me one block.

You just did.

Hey.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(KNOCKS)

Jason, it's Hal. Sorry to keep bugging you.

Where the fuck is our player?

Call me, you son of a bitch.

Hey, Reg, man, let me know when he gone.
I got to pee like a bitch.

JOE: Looks great if you picture it
without the garbage, you know?

I'm shocked no one's pounced on this place.

Yeah. Yeah, you know,
I think with a little work,

this place could be the Shangri-la

- of the Keys.
- (PHONE CHIMES)

Guys, I've got to take this. What's up, Jay?

Vernon's gone AWOL again.
He's not taking my calls.

Hal even flew in from Dallas
and said that he wasn't home.

- You try the hospital?
- Yeah, he was released after surgery.

Look, you know, I got company.

I'm gonna shut it down for the day.
I need to unwind.

All right, no problem. I'm gonna find him.

All right, maybe you'll find him
zip-lining over a lake of fire

or fucking skiing off-piste in the Swiss Alps.

I've got bad news, boys.

- What's up?
- Those are red mangrove.

Yeah, they're beautiful, right?

They're also blocking the view.

So we just hack them out.

It's against the law to cut these down, Spice.

These look like they got
a lot of growing to do.

Well, that will help
with shoreline erosion, right?

And not everybody likes looking at the water.

- That's right.
- Yeah.

Yeah, well, those people don't come
to the Florida fucking Keys, guys.

- Come on, look at this.
- So, you're not into it?

Of course he's into it. We're both into it.

It's just gonna take
a little vision, right, Spence?

It's gonna take a little vision,
but maybe we can make it work.

- See?
- There we go.

- Elidee.
- Elidee, yeah.

Elidee.

We need a vet like you in our receiver room.

Someone who can show these young guys
what it takes to be a real pro

and a reliable third-down guy for crunch time.

We need a leader.

You can finish your career
here in New Orleans.

Yeah, Steve Smith played till he was 36.

And here's proof that we believe
you have that kind of longevity.

MAN: And it's a great offer.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE CHIMES)

Rick, how's the big easy, brother? Talk to me.

- I'm ready to get the fuck out of here.
- They lowballing you already?

No, the offer's solid, actually,
but for a city full of soul, I ain't feeling it.

No Coach Payton, no Drew Brees.

They want to get into Ricky Jerret's pants,
they better bring their "A" game.

Okay, no, no, no. I hear you.

But listen, Payton and Brees
are probably not there

because they're probably on vacation
with their families or something like that.

Hell, I could use a vacay. Shit, I planned
on going to Jerusalem this summer.

Instead, I'm flying my ass around
all over the country trying to get a new job.

Okay, well, let's just be smart,
keep a calm head, all right?

Shit, you didn't when you were here.

No, that's right, I didn't.

Instead of riding off into the sunset,

I drove right into a fucking brick wall.
Thank you, honey.

Listen, turn the phone off tonight
and get some sleep, okay?

Sounds like you should do the same, Spence.

No rest for the weary, brother.

- You know that.
- I feel you.

Oh, some dude named Andre Allen called

about an investment opportunity.

What'd you tell him?

Told him he can kiss my ass.
I got the best moneyman in the business.

(LAUGHS) My man. My man.

All right, get some rest
and I'll call you tomorrow.

Where's Spice?

Oh, he's pissing in the mangroves.

To the honorable Elidee.

You know this property is no good.

- It's not that terrible.
- It's a piece of shit.

Just please quit being so pessimistic.

Stop being so soft.
Without trust we got nothing.

What the fuck are we supposed to do, then,

with fuckface Andre
trying to steal all our clients?

Just tell Spice it's shit

and let him run into the arms
of the competition?

Joe, we're his advisors, okay?

And stringing him along
just to save our asses, that's not right.

Hey, sometimes you got to paint
outside the lines, okay?

Everybody does it.

Yeah? Where do you think you're going?

I got to puke up
the last four rounds just real quick.

(PHONE CHIMING)

My man Spence.
I think I'm ready for another round.

(LAUGHS)

This hotel thing
isn't gonna happen here, Spice.

What? What you mean?

I mean you don't have the money,
the location sucks,

EPA is gonna be up your ass,
Coastal Commission is gonna be up your ass.

It's not a good deal.

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, Spencer.

- I need this.
- And we're gonna get it for you, okay?

I promise you that. We did it for Suh.

We're doing it for our other clients
and eventually we're gonna do it for you.

But you got to take my word for this.
This is not the place, okay?

And listen, going broke on this deal

just to honor your dead mother
is not the way to do it, brother.

Who said she was dead?

I'm really sorry. I... Wow.
I'm really fucked up right now.

I just thought the way you were...

You know what I'm saying, right?

Okay. I see what you're saying, Spence.

But I ain't giving up on it.

I ain't gonna let you give up on it.

Why don't you come to the office on Monday?

Let's sit down, let's find a prime location.

Let's build a beautiful hotel

and we're gonna honor your mother
who's still alive.

- Appreciate it.
- All right, I appreciate you.

- Thank you for trusting me.
- Yes, sir.

You lovebirds ready to do some shots?

- (GROANS)
- Huh?

Whoo.

(ENGINE REVVING)

I'm gonna kill this punk.

(MUSIC BLARING)

Julie?

- Hey.
- I thought you went to work.

First I had to pick up my baby daddy's whip.

- Oh, really?
- (LAUGHS)

- You did this for me?
- I couldn't resist, baby.

You make being a dad look so easy,

hard to remember you as a football player.

Oh, what you working with here?

- (TURNS UP MUSIC)
- Hey.

How much time you got before work?

7:05. The clock is ticking.

- Two-minute drill?
- You better play to win, Charles.

I can't be going into overtime.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Come on, baby.
- No, no, no.

- I got a different idea.
- (SQUEALS)

I got a different idea.

Break it in.

- Oh, you got the plant.
- Yeah.

God, I'm gonna tear you up, girl.

(JULIE GIGGLES)

Fucking Andre.

(KNOB RATTLES)

Vernon, open up. It's me.

Vernon, we don't got to do this anymore.
Open up.

Vernon, it's Spence.

Really?

Sorry, I was just doing
what Vern asked me to do.

SPENCER: Put a pot of coffee on, please.

Um, how do you take it?

Black, no sugar.
And find a better spot for this.

People have been trying to reach you, man.

I turned off my ringer.

It's not a good way to play it, Vern.

VERNON: Jay Glazer kept calling me.

I don't know how he got my number.

He probably just wants a quote.

Then the boss man kept hitting me.

So I shut the phone down.

Vernon, you always take the boss' call
even when you're scared.

Shit, I feel bad. I let them all down.

Yeah, yeah. And now you got Hal

stalking through your bushes
like a fucking pedophile.

Vernon, these are the guys
that sign your checks.

I don't want to lie to them, Spence.

Then don't.

If your gut says tell the truth,
then that's exactly what you should do.

What if they decide to cut me loose?

Let me tell you something, Vern.

(GROANS)

I once did some shit that I didn't want to face,

so I dropped my phone in a glass of beer.

Not too long after that,
I was packing for New Orleans.

Brother, make the call.

You need Dallas
just as badly as they need you.

(SIGHS)

All right, Spence.

(PHONE RINGING)

Vernon, we've been worried about you.

- How are you?
- Been a whole lot better, sir.

But my agent says when I come back,
I'll be able to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Well, maybe I'll join you.

I wanted to make sure
the plug was taking care of himself.

Doing my best, sir.

If ignoring your calls
and hiding from Hal is your best, son,

it simply won't do.

I know, I know. I'm sorry.

Tell me what really happened.

Honestly, I lied to Jason.

I wasn't training when I got hurt.

I was playing paintball with my friends.

- Paintball?
- Yes, sir.

Paintball. Ever tried it?

Goodbye, Vernon.

Hello?

RAHEEM: Yo, Rick.

What, you ain't gonna let me leave?

I ain't afraid to fly commercial.

Come on, you don't think
we'd actually send off Ricky Jerret that way.

Who's we?

(BAND PLAYING)

(LAUGHS)

RICKY: Oh, man.

(LAUGHS)

MAN: You feel the love now, Ricky?

Absolutely, Coach Payton.

I did not expect you.

Hey, it's good to see you.
Drew wanted to be here, too,

but he's with the family down in New Zealand.

- It's good having you.
- I understand that.

It's good to be here.

(CHOIR SINGING)

Can you feel the love?

Can you feel the love?
Can you feel the love?

Can you feel the love?

It's all about you! Go on, feel it!

We gonna win the championship!

You know what I'm saying is true

I can feel the love
Can you feel it, too?

I can feel the love...

Beautiful. Beautiful.

I can feel the love

You know what I'm saying is true

I can feel the love

Ladies, wave those pom-poms.

I can feel the love

(CHEERING)

CROWD: Who dat, Ricky Jerret?
Who dat? Who dat?

- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Who dat, Ricky Jerret?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

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