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Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,599 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 5 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,072 When only heaven's right above it, we on 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,117 'Cause we on 7 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,238 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 8 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,754 I'm with Marley G, bro 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,878 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,316 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 11 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,398 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 12 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:48,709 And... 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,950 My real friends never hearing from me 14 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,476 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,279 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,910 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,719 And these days all the girls is down to roll 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,838 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 19 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,032 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 20 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,634 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 21 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,512 (MEN SHOUTING) 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,671 {PROMISES PLAYING) -(MEN SHOUTING) 23 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,510 Ahh! 24 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,869 (EXCLAIMING) 25 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,151 I know what the problem is. None of the players are black. 26 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,271 - Whatever, Reg. Come on, man. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 27 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,510 REGGIE: That's my Lionel Messi move right there. 28 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,716 Watch again. Graceful. 29 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,436 I might be playing the wrong sport, y'all. 30 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,751 - Happy days. Happy days, fellas. - VERNON: Vince! 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,319 Angela's got her money 32 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,550 and we have all the pictures back on file, everything. 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,711 We can finally move on to bigger and better things. 34 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,956 - For real, man. Thanks, Spencer. - SPENCER: Come on. 35 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,110 VERNON: So everything is cool? 36 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,350 SPENCER: Everything is now everything. 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,033 Okay, everything's everything. 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,634 So, what, you gonna swipe my catchphrase now? Is that it? 39 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,358 Man, chill, Reggie. 40 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,477 I'm just saying we don't have to be slobbering all over the man. 41 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,836 You come here trotting on your high horse like you saved the day. 42 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,673 Let's not forget all this shit was Spencer's fault in the first place. 43 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,478 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just came to deliver good news. 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,595 That's what we wanted to do. 45 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,599 Well, next time... (SCOFFS) A fucking phone call will do. 46 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,235 Wow. 47 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,317 Well, you're lucky I didn't call Vernon and tell him 48 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,710 about your little joy ride you took with Angie the other night. 49 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,518 - Joy ride? - He's tripping 50 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,194 SPENCER: I wish I was tripping. She gave me the entire rundown last night. 51 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,078 Every gag-inducing detail. 52 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,193 Man, what the fuck you do now, Reggie? 53 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,715 Nothing. I took her home just like you asked me to. 54 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,309 And we were bonding over what an asshole Spencer is. 55 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,471 But I wasn't the fucking asshole who disrespected her 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,994 and made her take the bus home. 57 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,674 - You did what? - She jumped out the car. 58 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,956 Because you pulled your pecker out at the stoplight. 59 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,997 Listen, man, we was getting along. 60 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,514 I thought she wanted to fuck. 61 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,511 So that's your move? Pull out your dick? 62 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,238 REGGIE: What's the big deal? 63 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,510 What's the big deal? You offered to pay her. 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,999 Everyone got the right to get paid. 65 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,400 JASON: What the fuck is wrong with you, Reggie? 66 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,632 Reg, hey, you treated her like a piece of meat. 67 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,109 - Angie didn't deserve that. - I thought she was a ho. 68 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,032 That shit ain't right, Reg. Ange, she cool. 69 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,269 She ain't even a ho like that. 70 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,555 That's discriminatory. 71 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,756 My cousin Felicia, cooler than a mother. 72 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,355 But she an enormous ho. I mean, suck your dick through your jeans. 73 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,795 What? Felicia ain't cool at all. 74 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,871 I didn't say nothing 'cause I thought nothing of it. 75 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,474 Exactly, that's the problem. You don't think about shit. 76 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,513 You don't consider the consequences and you have no respect. 77 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,074 Man, you said I could trust you, Reg. 78 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,798 - You didn't do what I asked. - Wait, wait. 79 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,473 And you disrespected a woman. 80 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,358 Man, just get up out of my face right now. 81 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,755 REGGIE: What are you talking about? 82 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,150 I ain't got shit to say to you right now, Reggie. Bounce. 83 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,109 Oh, wow. 84 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,755 (SCOFFS) 85 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,829 Uh... (STAMMERS) 86 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,796 You know what? Fuck... Fuck all y'all. 87 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,310 You don't appreciate me, you don't deserve me. 88 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,275 Nate. 89 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,315 (SIGHS) 90 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,432 Awkward transition, but I spoke to Dallas. 91 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,990 I told them that we cleared this mess up. They're gonna send over an offer today. 92 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,630 Vernon, buddy, it's time-sensitive. 93 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,677 Not now, y'all. Look, I got to drive this shit off. 94 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,359 Hopefully there ain't no jizz on my seats. 95 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,917 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 96 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,714 JOE: Mr. Anderson. 97 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,313 Good, good, hoped to catch you. 98 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,038 I better not miss my tee time. 99 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,833 - No, I just need a minute. -60 seconds, go. 100 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,955 (CLEARS THROAT) Um... 101 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,152 I just want to let you know I don't think the whole boat mess was a joke. 102 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,674 Party got insane, yeah, 103 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,751 but we never lost focus of what we were there to do 104 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,955 and we accomplished our goal. 105 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,190 Yeah, you used my bling to get laid. 106 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,475 I didn't get laid. 107 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,597 Yet another colossal failure on your part. 108 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,473 - Thank you, Lanaia. - You're welcome. 109 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,675 Failure? 110 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,317 This whole sports division was my idea. 111 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,760 At least give me credit for that. 112 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,194 It was a pretty good idea. 113 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,635 And I brought Spencer in when you didn't want him. 114 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,950 - He's exceeded my expectations. - Mine, too. 115 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,230 Mr. Anderson, Spencer and I are a team. 116 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,873 If you like his work, you like mine. 117 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,554 But he's Spencer Strasmore and you're... 118 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,790 You're just Joe Krutel. 119 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,353 Gold medalist in being a pain in my butt. 120 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,595 -(CAR DOOR CLOSES) -(ENGINE STARTS) 121 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,231 I feel like I put something to rest, you know? 122 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,074 Gained some clarity. 123 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,474 After I passed the CT exam, it's like new doors have been opening. 124 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,958 - That's great, Spencer. - Yeah. 125 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,393 I double-checked your results and nothing's changed. 126 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,835 - It's all clear. - Ah, good. 127 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,558 I just wanted to be absolutely sure. 128 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,236 Kind of pulled an Usain Bolt out of here last time. 129 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,478 (LAUGHS) I believe the starting gun 130 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,517 was my suggesting that you see a psychologist. 131 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,716 Oh, no, no, no. I was just really excited to get the good news. 132 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,359 I couldn't wait to shout it to the world. 133 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,751 - Mmm, but now you're back. - Yeah. 134 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,439 Follow-up never killed anybody. 135 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,114 You still having the nightmares? 136 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,749 Flashbacks. 137 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,077 I drilled a guy and knocked him out of the game. 138 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,799 Suffer any permanent damage? 139 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,919 - Me or him? - Him, Spencer. 140 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,234 He never played again. 141 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,995 I see. 142 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,109 Was it a clean hit? 143 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,232 Well, depends on who you ask. 144 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,913 No flags on the play, though. 145 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,149 But now I keep seeing his commercials all over TV. 146 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,200 Dan's Auto Collision. It's fucking weird. 147 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,800 Dan Balsamo. 148 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,873 I love those commercials. 149 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,994 Look, just nut up and go see the guy already. 150 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,999 Doc, you watch your language. (LAUGHS) 151 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,831 I'm happy to help, Spencer, 152 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,036 but this isn't what I do. 153 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,031 You need to go talk to a psychologist. 154 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,589 Why? I don't need a psychologist. I'm talking to you. 155 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,353 Bye, Spencer. 156 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,789 (DIALING) 157 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,071 (ON PHONE) Hi, Dan's Auto Collision. This is Kerri. 158 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,959 Hi, yeah, I'm calling about an accident I just had. I need some help. 159 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,759 Sure, where can we find you? 160 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,833 I'm at the medical park on the corner of Biscayne and 74th 161 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,473 in a white Range Rover. 162 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,354 Pretty bad shape. You can't miss it. 163 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,400 And by the way, if you could send Dan... 164 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,069 He's an old friend. 165 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,912 Okay, I'll send him right away. 166 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,669 All right. Great. Thank you. I'll see you soon. 167 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,990 (BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD PLAYING) 168 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,750 (SIGHS) 169 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,357 (ENGINE STARTS) 170 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,914 (GEARSHIFT CLICKS) 171 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,557 (TIRES SCREECHING) 172 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,117 -(TIRES POP) -(TIRES SCREECH) 173 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,991 (TIRES HISSING) 174 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,471 Man, I think you need to call somebody. 175 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,838 Yep, already did. 176 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,714 This better be important, man. 177 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,231 Julie would kill me if she find out I was back over here. 178 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,273 Relax, all right? Me and the boys cooked up something special for you. 179 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,910 - Or this guy did. - A little TTD surprise just for you, Chuck. 180 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,035 - Ooh! "(LAUGH$) 181 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,389 -(MUSIC PLAYING ON TW -(CROWD CHEERING) 182 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,230 RICKY: (ON TV) This is a testimonial of the finest moments 183 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,675 in the career of the great Charles Greane. 184 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,674 A career that seemed dead has now risen from the ashes like a phoenix. 185 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,274 SCHLERETH: Charles, there's an old saying in the National Football League. 186 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,237 Hands are great, but feet are better. 187 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,597 And you, my friend, had the best feet I have ever witnessed. 188 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,751 You were the Baryshnikov of football. 189 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,271 Your teammates used to call you the Black Swan, for crying out loud, 190 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,510 'cause you were so graceful, you were so nimble. 191 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,750 You owned that line of scrimmage. 192 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,749 Word on the street is Black Swan's coming back. 193 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,751 The game needs you, you need the game. 194 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,510 Freddy T, my rookie year, told me the game's like a roller coaster, buddy. 195 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,349 So get your ass in gear. See you in Foxborough. 196 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,994 It's gonna be nice and cold. It ain't gonna be Miami muggy. 197 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,031 Black Swan was a monster. 198 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,713 Seriously, there was no getting around the dude. 199 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,949 That's right. 200 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,270 Whenever I thought I had a clear path to the quarterback, 201 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,551 he always came back and shut that shit down. 202 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,789 You should still be playing, big man. 203 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,550 (GRUNTING) Hey, Charles, if you have any itch to still play, 204 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,472 you scratch that son of a bitch off until it bleeds, buddy. 205 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,595 Brother, get back in the game. 206 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,000 I'll see you in Foxborough, buddy. 207 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,878 Let's go a few more rounds, motherfucker. 208 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,713 You need somebody to train you? Call me. I'm your guy. 209 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,951 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(GRUNTING) 210 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,230 (EXCLAIMS) 211 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,194 That's what I'm talking about. 212 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,315 Feeling that, Charles? 213 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,750 That's an inspirational TTD joint right there. 214 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,435 Did you like it? 215 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,754 - Can you run it back? - RICKY: Absolutely, man. No doubt, man. 216 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,236 Hey, the graphics, great touch, man. Outstanding, brother. 217 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,433 Holy shit. 218 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,715 (SPENCER CHUCKLES) 219 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,359 Blindsided again. 220 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,829 Dan, long time no see. 221 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,435 What do you want? 222 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,513 Well, got a little car trouble. 223 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,472 And, man, I've been seeing your ads all over TV 224 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,312 and figured I'd throw a little business your way. 225 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,353 Don't need your business. 226 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,274 Hey, Dan. 227 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,599 You won't even give me a tow? 228 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,077 You wrecked your car as an excuse to talk to me? 229 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,913 - That's sad. -(LAUGHS) Come on. You crazy? 230 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,559 You tried to exit on the wrong side of the road. 231 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,751 What? No, I didn't. The sun was in my eyes. 232 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,200 You're wearing sunglasses. 233 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,874 (LAUGHS) 234 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,709 Shit. 235 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,391 Shit. The glasses. 236 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,158 Ah, man, look, my car is busted. I can't take it anywhere. 237 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,709 I just need a tow. We don't even have to talk. 238 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,757 And I swear to God I won't bring up the hit. 239 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,235 The what? 240 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,395 I just need a ride. 241 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,709 Please? 242 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,150 -(FIGHTIN' SIDE OF ME PLAYING ON RADIO) -(EXHALES) 243 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,073 So you got married? 244 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,589 From the commercial. 245 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,794 That's real cool, man. 246 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,874 You guys got kids? 247 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,071 Yeah, I bet you got kids. (CHUCKLES) 248 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,232 (VOLUME INCREASES) 249 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,433 Love this song, too. 250 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,315 Hell of a jam. 251 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,236 SPENCER: Hey, you got a son. (CHUCKLES) 252 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,674 That's great. 253 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,919 Had a feeling you were a dad. 254 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,789 You know, not many guys go from SMU to the league, 255 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,433 especially after the death penalty. 256 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,478 That's pretty goddamn impressive, man. 257 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,471 I told you I don't want to fucking talk about it. 258 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,954 Well, I do want to talk about it. 259 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,713 - I don't care. - I do care. 260 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,679 - I don't suck dicks. - I do... Not... 261 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,476 You almost got me... Do that, either. (CHUCKLES) 262 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,757 Hon, I brought some stromboli. I might have overcooked it, but I... 263 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,914 Oh, my God, it's him. 264 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,035 (SIGHS) 265 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,994 Please, let me take this. 266 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,311 Spencer Strasmore. It's great to meet you. 267 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,238 - Yeah, hi. Thank you. - Hi. Sure. 268 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,072 This looks great. Salami or pepperoni? 269 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,639 - Salami. - Good choice. 270 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,351 Hey, champ! How'd the scrimmage go? 271 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,830 - Awesome. - Three for five and two RBIs. 272 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,990 - DAN: Sweet! - Wow. 273 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,909 (WHISPERS) Who's the bald guy? 274 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,595 Oh, that's the plumber. 275 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,353 - Toilet's backed up again. -(CHUCKLES) 276 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,200 Big man, Spencer Strasmore. What's your name? 277 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,879 - Adam. - Adam, it's good to meet you. 278 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,519 I used to play ball with your dad. 279 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,510 You a Marlins fan? 280 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,795 - I love the Marlins. -(CHUCKLES) 281 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,116 Yeah. That's cool. 282 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,439 Well, hey, you know what? 283 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,511 I happen to have extra tickets to tonight's game 284 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,999 if you and your dad want to join me. 285 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,115 Yes! Yes! Yes! 286 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,191 Yeah, that's really not a good idea. 287 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,396 ADAM: Please? Yes, yes! Please! Please, Dad. 288 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,635 - That sounds like a yes. - ADAM: Please. 289 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,996 Danny, let him take you to the ballgame. 290 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,313 Make him buy you some beers. 291 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,754 Sure you're okay with that? 292 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,239 No, it'd be horrible to have the house all to myself. 293 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,719 - What in the world will I do without you? - Yeah. 294 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,510 Danny! All right, we're leaving. 295 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,113 It was good to meet you. I'll see you tonight, big man. 296 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,395 Bye, Spencer. 297 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,400 I see you're still playing dirty. 298 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,198 -(DOOR OPENS) -(MUSIC PLAYING) 299 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,394 - I didn't think you'd be home. - Hey. (CHUCKLES) 300 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,159 I'm glad you're here. 301 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,349 So what you think? 302 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,989 I gave that to you weeks ago. 303 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,229 I'm just catching up on stuff. 304 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,833 I figure if I put it here, 305 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,155 every time I walk through the door, 306 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,230 I'll be thinking of you. 307 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,749 And bananas. 308 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,519 It's symbolic, though. 309 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,069 It reminds me also that I'm done with low-hanging fruit. 310 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,151 I want what's high in the tree. 311 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,151 Reaching for the sky. I want a coconut. 312 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,550 I want you. You're my beautiful coconut. 313 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,439 These are yours. I just came to get my stuff. 314 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,149 You know, Ricky, in the craziest way imaginable, 315 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,277 you got me to a place where now I know what I want. 316 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,637 - And it ain't you. - Who is it, then? Fucking Birdman? 317 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,955 I don't know. 318 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,835 I just know that if I don't salvage what's left of my self-respect, I'll never find it. 319 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,600 When you do, tell him to go fuck himself for me, please? 320 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,070 Listen, you have to want to evolve, okay? 321 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,515 You keep promising and apologizing, but you don't really do it. 322 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,877 I do. lam. I'm trying to, okay? 323 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,189 I swear to God, I'm trying to. 324 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,830 Talking about my father on national TV, that was evolving. 325 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,638 And you know what? I couldn't have done that without you. 326 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,791 You know, the sad thing is, 327 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,109 you're no better than he is. 328 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,960 I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff. 329 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,475 You don't have to leave that up. 330 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,393 -(PHONES RINGING) -(lNDISTINCT CHATTERING) 331 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,075 (GROANS) 332 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,359 Hey, you didn't tell me they were playing the Yanks tonight. 333 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,916 Holy shit. Can't wait to see Stanton go yard on them. 334 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,429 - Where'd you get the glove? - Borrowed it from a neighbor's kid. 335 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,029 Meaning you stole it. 336 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,149 I'll fucking return it. 337 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,556 Besides, I figure we're sitting behind the dugout, right? 338 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,916 - Might stab a few lasers. - What, are you 12? 339 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,673 I'm not bare handing a foul ball. 340 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,916 Right, because you jerk off and catch with the same hand? 341 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,434 You can't take the risk of breaking a finger? 342 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,669 (MOCK LAUGHING) 343 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,919 Got me. 344 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,035 Relax. 345 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,999 Any hot chicks come around, I'll just tell them that it's my son's 346 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,756 and he was kidnapped and it helps me remember him. 347 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,351 I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I can't take you to the game tonight. 348 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,469 I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that so we can remain friends, 'cause I like you. 349 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,796 I like you, too. I'm sorry, but something came up. 350 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,110 Aw, come on, man. What does that mean, huh? 351 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,357 You can't just disinvite me. 352 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,478 Joe, I'm sorry, okay? I promise you, I'm gonna get you next time. 353 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,718 Who is she, huh? She better have a magical fucking vagina. 354 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,110 It's not a woman. 355 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,349 (SIGHS) 356 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,715 It's Old Man Anderson, isn't it? 357 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,030 Why the fuck would I dump you for Old Man Anderson? 358 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,599 Because he's been showering you with praise 359 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,478 ever since you got those pictures back from Angie. 360 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,313 Ever since we got those pictures back from Angie. 361 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,789 Okay? And I made sure he knows that. 362 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,076 Did you tell him that while you were on Snapchat together? 363 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,753 You sound like a jealous chick, buddy. 364 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,559 (WHISPERING) Listen, listen. 365 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,356 Be careful with him. Watch your ass, all right? 366 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,039 You think life in the league was hard? 367 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,555 I've seen him shoot 20 guys in the back of the head. 368 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,109 They don't show up the next day. They're just gone. 369 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,839 The bodies are buried all over Boca. 370 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,991 Joe,Joe,Joe. For the last time, it's not Anderson. 371 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,989 Hey, a lot of vacancy in Coral Gables. 372 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,351 Might be a nice place to set up our own shop. 373 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,955 (PHONE RINGS) 374 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,989 Hey, it's Jason. Let's see how that Dallas offer came in. 375 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,230 Yeah. 376 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,676 Hey, buddy. Here at the office with Joe. What's good? 377 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,080 JASON: (ON PHONE) Dallas came in big. 378 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,514 Wide World of Sports big. 379 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,035 Lead story on SportsCenter big. 380 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,599 Everybody's gonna be talking about this. 381 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,518 -$45 million guaranteed. MOE GASPS) 382 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,398 -(JASON IMITATING SPORTSCENTER THEME) -(LAUGHS) Wow. 383 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,918 That is amazing. Higher than their last offer. 384 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,513 You're the best agent in the business, buddy. 385 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,274 Well, the best agent in the business can't seem to find his client. 386 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:22,354 He's a 265-pound defensive tackle in an orange McLaren. 387 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,954 - He's kind of hard to miss. - Did you call Mama? Marcus? 388 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,832 JASON: I did, you know, and Dallas wants an answer now, 389 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,797 but I'm afraid he's wrapped himself up in tin foil 390 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,433 and is talking to aliens or some shit. 391 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,034 Did you try that laser tag place he's always talking about? 392 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,315 You know, Joe, 393 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,789 that's not even remotely helpful, but thank you. 394 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,075 Call me when he surfaces. 395 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,634 (SIGHS) 396 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,869 Well, (CLEARS THROAT) 397 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,316 might not want to tell your new best friend Anderson about this at the game tonight. 398 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,470 Wow. 399 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,315 Still chickish. 400 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,677 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(GRUNTING) 401 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,755 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 402 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,873 Violent hands. I want you violent at the point of attack. 403 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,437 You need a nap, Charles? We got time. 404 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,477 - No, sir. Here we go, I'm ready. - Come on. 405 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,029 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 406 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,594 Quit holding! You're clicking your heels, Greane! 407 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,829 Widen your stance! 408 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,594 Kick, slide. Kick, slide. Basics. Come on, man. 409 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,239 Didn't you win a fucking Super Bowl, Greane? 410 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,749 - Yes, I did. - A lot of rust. 411 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,751 How much do you want this comeback, Sugar Tits? 412 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,513 - More than anything, sir. - I don't believe you. 413 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,989 Let's go. 414 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,435 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) - Come on! 415 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,477 -(GRUNTS) -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 416 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,713 Maybe you'd rather sell me a truck, Sugar Tits. 417 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,395 COACH: Let's go again. 418 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,072 (CHATTERING) 419 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,395 Yo! 420 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,953 - Hey, Sally. - SALLY: Hi. 421 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,994 I only got two. Do you mind if the kid slips in? 422 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,277 No problem, Spence. Enjoy the game, sweetheart. 423 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,038 -(LAUGHS) Bye. - Thank you. 424 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,710 (DAN LAUGHS) 425 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,029 SPENCER: What? 426 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,550 DAN: This is the life of Spencer Strasmore. 427 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,791 "Okay if the kid slips in with us?" 428 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,872 "No problem, Spence." Must be brutal. 429 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,198 - It's not always that way. - Oh, just 99% of the time? 430 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,874 Hey, look, I didn't come here to rub it in your face. 431 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,077 Well, no, you did this out of the goodness of your heart, right? 432 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,869 Which is why you used my kid. You're a real class act, man. 433 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,918 Hey, Dan, you know what? We don't have to do this. 434 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,037 I'll leave you guys alone. You can watch the game by yourselves. 435 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,316 I'll have somebody take you down to the box. 436 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,549 Forget it. 437 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,631 Don't go soft on me, Strasmore. 438 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,473 You're doing a real nice thing here. 439 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,469 - I'll ease up on you. - You promise? 440 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,474 - I'm a sensitive man. - Sensitive? 441 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,959 - Yeah. -(LAUGHS) You're sensitive? 442 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,633 - Jesus. - Kind of big, too. 443 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,832 After all I've done for that bald, multicultural motherfucker, 444 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,912 he's gonna hang me out to dry with Anderson? Me? Fuck him. 445 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,080 They can fuck each other in the dicks for all I care. 446 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,150 (EXHALES) 447 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,511 - I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. - It's all right. 448 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,433 No, Jaime, you're not here to listen to my bullshit all day. 449 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,949 How are you, huh? How you doing? How's your dog? 450 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,151 - Dog's doing fine. - You know what I read the other day? 451 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,435 This is fucked up. 452 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,557 It's a myth that dogs are color-blind. 453 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,880 You know, maybe you'd be better off without this Spencer guy. 454 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,837 - No, no, no. - Just saying, Joe. 455 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,873 You got to embrace the freedom that comes with being your own boss. 456 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,159 I mean, look at me. Don't I look happy? 457 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,639 Anyways, I got to run, dude. 458 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,313 - Pick up Grandma. - Yeah. 459 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,118 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 460 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,355 All right. (SIGHS) 461 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,715 Man. 462 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,310 Call me. 463 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,879 - Drive safe. - JAIME: Yeah. 464 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,798 (CROWD CHEERING) 465 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,549 SPENCER: You got a great kid. 466 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,478 DAN: We can cut the bullshit now, dude. 467 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,159 Just tell me what's on your mind. 468 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,035 Okay. 469 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,354 I meant to hurt you that day. 470 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,029 I mean, you were completely exposed. I could have pulled back, but I didn't. 471 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,997 Instead, I chose to light you the fuck up. 472 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,472 I make no apologies about it. It's the type of player I was back then. 473 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,829 I'm well aware of that. 474 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,469 It's football. Players are aware of the risks. 475 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,119 What if it was you that got laid out? 476 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,200 Would you want a handshake, a "no hard feelings"? 477 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,999 Some show of respect? 478 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,352 Dan, I didn't have that in me back then. 479 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,512 I took that hit, I put it in a box and I buried that motherfucker. 480 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,920 That was it. I moved on. 481 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,395 And for whatever reason, after I retired, 482 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,234 that moment's been haunting me. 483 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,235 Look, I know I'm late. 484 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,794 I'm just trying to make it right. 485 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,709 You did me a favor. 486 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,269 Don't say that, man. 487 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,829 I've been dining out on the idea 488 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,309 you robbed me of my chance at greatness for years, 489 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,030 telling everyone Spencer Strasmore was dirty, 490 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,879 when the reality was I was a great college player, 491 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,556 but I was a below-average pro. 492 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,478 Come on, man. You made it to the highest level. 493 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,233 Six teams in eight years. 494 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,873 Man, it got to the point where I stopped making friends 495 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,600 'cause I knew I wouldn't be around long enough to remember everybody's name. 496 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,478 - You never had that problem, did you? - No. 497 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,074 In all my time in the league, I never scored a TD, 498 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,800 played in a playoff game, had a single moment of glory. 499 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,230 Not a cheer from the crowd. 500 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,995 Nothing. 501 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,274 Nothing. 502 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,474 I was chasing something I was never gonna get. 503 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,870 I was done when we met, Spencer. 504 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,232 I mean, do I miss football? Yeah. 505 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,110 But that hit that you've been losing sleep over, 506 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,433 that was a straight-up mercy kill. 507 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,954 I've never told that to anyone. 508 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,949 (CHUCKLES) 509 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,631 "(GROANS) "(SIGHS) 510 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,992 Better than talking to a shrink. 511 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,713 A hell of a lot cheaper, too. 512 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,953 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 513 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,954 Check it out. Check it out. Giancarlo Stanton. 514 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,390 Giancarlo! Whoo! 515 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,834 (CHUCKLES) Hi there, Spence. 516 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,315 Come on, I'll introduce you. 517 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,478 - Seriously? - Yeah, that's my boy. 518 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,399 But I won't introduce you as my fucking plumber, by the way. 519 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,150 Adam. Adam. Come on. 520 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,915 - SPENCER: What's up, brother? - What's up, man? 521 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,638 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. How's it going? 522 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,750 Everything is good. 523 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,638 This is one of your biggest fans, Dan Balsamo. 524 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,750 Dan, what's going on, man? 525 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,796 - Great to meet you. - Good to meet you. 526 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,995 All right, and this is the big man right here. 527 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,070 GIANCARLO: What's up, little man? 528 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,594 - How you doing? -37 home runs. 529 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,957 - And counting. - Oh! Look at you. You know your stats. 530 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,759 Want me to sign this? All right. 531 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,752 Hey, how'd it go? 532 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,114 You didn't text me. 533 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,349 Mmm. 534 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,760 No word just yet. 535 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,829 Baby, what happened? 536 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,551 What drills did you run? You do some pass sets? 537 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,518 Oh, yeah. A bunch of those. 538 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,875 Some punch drills. 539 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,516 Okay, I want to know more. Was Siefert cool? 540 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,956 Did you tell him how my aunt grew up in the same town as his mom? 541 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,713 No, I didn't get a chance to do that, baby. 542 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,279 He was kind of busy screaming at me. 543 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,953 The GM was screaming at you? 544 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,071 Mmm. Yeah. 545 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,958 It was a different side of him I never seen before. 546 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,112 He, uh, kept calling me "Sugar Tits." 547 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,153 A nickname is a good sign. 548 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,079 I really think I blew it. 549 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,591 Everybody counted on me to get it back and I just landed square on my ass. 550 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,274 Oh, baby, it couldn't have been that bad. 551 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,551 No, I literally landed on my ass. 552 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,755 Like right on it. 553 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,035 Right on your ass? 554 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,230 (EXCLAIMS) 555 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,515 Aw, shoot. 556 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,193 Look, nobody wanted this comeback for you more than I did. 557 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,430 You know that. I'm sorry, baby. 558 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,716 But I do have some news that might ease some of that pain. 559 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,399 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 560 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,391 I was supposed to have my period a while ago and I didn't, 561 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,994 so I took one of these and... Barn. 562 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,154 (LAUGHS) 563 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,791 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. (LAUGHS) 564 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,395 Yes, I'm sure. 565 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,435 So I'm gonna be a daddy? 566 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,190 Yes. Ooh! Daddy. 567 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,873 I like that way more than Sugar Tits. 568 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,314 (LAUGHS) 569 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,995 I love you, baby. 570 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,279 I'm gonna be a daddy. (CHUCKLES) 571 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,959 (CROWD CHEERING) 572 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,589 Commissioner, thank you. 573 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,276 Hey, Spence, shouldn't we get to our seats? 574 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,509 You owe me some beers. 575 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,591 I do owe you beers. Yeah, but one second. 576 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,911 ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) We direct your attention to the field. 577 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,310 Throwing out our ceremonial first pitch, 578 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,189 please welcome Miami Dolphins legend Spencer Strasmore. 579 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,274 (CROWD CHEERING) 580 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,910 Thank you. 581 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,590 COMMENTATOR: (ON TV) Spencer Strasmore is certainly a fan favorite here in Miami. 582 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,829 The former Dolphins defenseman... 583 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,037 DAN: It's great to be the king, huh? 584 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,270 Not bad. 585 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,078 ANNOUNCER: Joining him is former Buffalo Bills running back 586 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,071 and owner of Dan's Auto Collision, 587 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,798 Mr. Dan Balsamo 588 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,433 and his son, number 11, Adam Balsamo. 589 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,590 (CROWD CHEERING) 590 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,273 - Holy shit. -(SPENCER LAUGHS) 591 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,838 Not a bad plug? I told your wife to watch. 592 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,120 COMMENT AT OR: (ON TV) ...throw out the first pitch, 593 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,554 and that certainly was a great matchup 594 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,677 when they were playing head-to-head in the NFL. 595 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,030 Okay. 596 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,715 Thank you, Commish. Here you go, big man. 597 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,150 All right, let's do this. Yeah, buddy. 598 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,235 Hey, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Don't fuck this up. 599 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,919 Not a chance, pal. 600 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,914 COMMENTATOR: ...beautiful outside the ball park as we're ready to start. 601 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,437 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(LAUGHS) 602 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,918 (APPLAUDING) 603 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,310 (SNIFFS) 604 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,038 WOMAN: Right in the strike zone, baby. 605 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,719 MAN: Go, Danny boy! 606 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,199 Show 'em some heat, Balsamo! 607 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,315 Come on, Danny. 608 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,073 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 609 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,040 MAN: All right, Balsamo. 610 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,915 (GROANING) 611 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,151 (CROWD BOOING) 612 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,477 (LAUGHING) 613 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,033 (BOOING CONTINUES) 614 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,796 MAN: Balsamo, you suck! 615 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,554 Yeah! 616 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,518 (CROWD CHEERING) 617 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,390 (ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'VE DONE PLAYING) 617 00:27:18,305 --> 00:28:18,908 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? 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