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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,207 What’s going on, man? 2 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,342 -What’s good? Uh... -How you...? 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,211 -What is that? -Sorry. I just... 4 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,613 I’m just gonna say we did it. 5 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,714 Oh, and don’t forget to bring your djembe. 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:15,882 [laughing] Just kidding. 7 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,050 [Kevin] I thought you guys 8 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,284 covered all expenses. 9 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:19,786 Where’d you read that? 10 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:20,820 I didn’t. 11 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,821 Money. 12 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,623 -You want a job? -[Drew] The money 13 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:24,958 ain’t what it used to be. 14 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,226 You need to stay in line. 15 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,560 See, this is why I can’t go to school. 16 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,361 I need to make my own money. 17 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:30,930 I need to take care of myself. 18 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,666 Whatever you paid Zayna to show up to your hearing, 19 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:34,702 you gon’ give her that same amount 20 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:35,969 to get her to go to school. 21 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:36,970 I-I don’t think I can. 22 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:37,904 -Right? -Yeah. 23 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:39,039 S-Sorry. Yeah, I... 24 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,507 I can’t do other things, but I can do that. 25 00:00:40,606 --> 00:00:43,276 Hi. Uh, I’m Dan, and, uh, I’m an addict. 26 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,978 My boss wanted to call the cops 27 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,612 on this guy. I wanted 28 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:48,347 to stop it. I also kind of didn’t. 29 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,383 But now 30 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,784 I just feel worse than ever. 31 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,560 ♪♪ I’m a native New Yorker ♪ 32 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,829 ♪♪ Whatever that means... ♪ 33 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,464 [Jamaican accent] How many time me have to tell? 34 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,199 Listen, me want three three-speed tricycle. 35 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,268 Oh, so you want three tricycles 36 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,370 that... go... Wait. Say it again. 37 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,938 You deaf, or you not understand English? 38 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,340 Me say me want three three-speed tricycle. 39 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:15,509 Yo, Kareem? 40 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,944 -Hmm? -Do we have...? 41 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,011 -Uh, can you tell him? -Listen and listen good. 42 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:22,181 Me say me want three three-speed tricycle. 43 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,217 -Oh, you want 33 tricycles? -Waste of time. 44 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,019 [music playing faintly] 45 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,021 What kind of fraud bike shop this? 46 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,489 -Fraud? -Fraud? 47 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,824 Uh, her loss anyway. 48 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:33,894 -[door opens] -[bell jingles] 49 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,161 [door closes] 50 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,496 You get that text from, uh, 51 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,097 White Keith? He messaged the thread. 52 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,701 Nah, I muted it after you started it. 53 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,504 Barry died. From middle school. 54 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:47,107 Oh, shit. That’s cra... You okay? 55 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,509 Yeah. Are you okay? 56 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,678 Yeah. What happened? 57 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,080 I don’t know. I-I tried calling Keith, 58 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,315 but I guess his phone died like Barry. 59 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:57,416 -Crazy. -First kiss. 60 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:58,818 -What? -The first kiss I ever saw. 61 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,820 He kissed Jamie in the back of the bus. 62 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,155 Why’d you say it like that? 63 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,157 I don’t know. I was just remembering it. 64 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,458 Is there a funeral? 65 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,526 There’s a wake today, four o’clock. 66 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,929 Um, it’s on the thread. 67 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:10,963 Damn. I don’t have a black suit, man. 68 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,732 I wonder if I can wear another color. 69 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,568 Yeah, sure. I bet Barry liked colors. 70 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,370 Yeah, maybe. 71 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,805 I’ll see you over there. 72 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:22,108 All right. Yeah, I’ll be there. 73 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,810 All right, Kareem. 74 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,046 All right. Later, Couch King. 75 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,681 Come on, son. 76 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,482 Put this book away. 77 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,983 Nobody wants to buy a bike 78 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,851 from a guy who’s looking at dick pic scribbles. 79 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,988 Uh, I’m sorry, man. It’s STD Awareness Week at school. 80 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,591 Ah. Wish they had one of those when I was a kid. 81 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,360 -Oh, yeah? -I’m telling you, man. 82 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,093 Could’ve saved me a lot of bumps. 83 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,563 Yikes. Look, I have to be normal, okay? 84 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,865 -Mm-hmm. -I just got reinstated 85 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,533 part-time, and so, I have an auditor coming 86 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,868 to watch me teach in a couple weeks, 87 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,336 so I have to really try here. 88 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,137 I believe in you, son, and I’m sure 89 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,406 you’ll be teaching them sexual disease classes 90 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,808 for years to come. 91 00:02:54,907 --> 00:02:58,377 -Thank you. -But until then... 92 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:01,080 here’s this weekend’s shift. 93 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,949 Oh, um, would you mind changing the shift 94 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,517 that has me and Kev working together? 95 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,686 -Saturday afternoon? -Yeah. 96 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,588 That is the busiest time for a bike shop. 97 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,056 You’ve never worked on a Saturday. 98 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:12,058 Oh, I need my weekends. And plus, I thought 99 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,894 you and Kev was getting along. I just seen you talking. 100 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:16,162 No, I know, but I think we get along better 101 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,130 when we give each other some space. 102 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,933 You know? Like, being roommates didn’t work, but more distance, 103 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,800 you know, like, ten seconds here, 20 seconds there, 104 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,770 that feels like a good friendship we can handle. 105 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,572 I understand what you’re saying, son. 106 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,807 Yeah? Are you gonna change the schedule? 107 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,509 -Of course... not. -Okay. 108 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,178 [R&B music playing] 109 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,680 Hmm. The urethra. 110 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:36,749 ♪♪ My spot ♪♪ 111 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,886 [Ronald Reagan] You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. 112 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,887 We’ll preserve for our children 113 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,256 this, the last best hope of man on Earth, or we’ll sentence them 114 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,227 to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness. 115 00:03:47,326 --> 00:03:51,531 ♪♪ If we took it there, would you be mine? ♪♪ 116 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,867 ♪♪ Am I really... ♪♪ 117 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,837 And then they gon’ say, "Oh, the lead is still up for grabs." 118 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,873 [scoffs] But you know there’s only two, 119 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,641 maybe three of us that could play lead, and Krystal... 120 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,310 [chuckles] is not one of them. 121 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,612 Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,547 You sure you’re good, bro? 123 00:04:08,647 --> 00:04:10,182 Yeah, I just got mad shit to do. 124 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,552 I got to take this to the post office, 125 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,353 then I got to get some groceries, 126 00:04:14,453 --> 00:04:15,989 do some laundry stuff. 127 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,991 Yeah, this living on your own, bro... 128 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,093 I mean, ’cause it’s okay if you’re not okay. 129 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:23,530 I mean, if my uncle got picked up, I don’t know what I would-- 130 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,631 I’m fine. It’s whatever. 131 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:28,067 Yo, tell me more about this play. 132 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,404 Uh, we got rehearsals later on today, 133 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,106 but I don’t know. 134 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,175 We’re still trying to figure it out. 135 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,043 [sighs] 136 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,678 Girl, are you even listening to me? 137 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:39,912 ’Cause I can take my Black ass somewhere else. 138 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,514 They try to give the lead to anybody, 139 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,115 but anybody can’t play the lead. 140 00:04:43,215 --> 00:04:44,651 Krystal is trash, but she’s still getting a chance, 141 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,285 and you have rehearsals later on today. 142 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,222 [clicks tongue] A’ight. Point proven. My fault. 143 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:51,457 What you didn’t say was what the play was. 144 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,827 Some bullshit called Alyssastrata. [chuckles] 145 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,327 "Go straight to the matha." [chuckles] 146 00:04:55,428 --> 00:05:00,232 Talking about, "It’s a comedy for the frustrated." 147 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,835 Like, nigga, 148 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,803 I know this play ain’t helped nobody frustrations. 149 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,271 [chuckles] Please. 150 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,773 You know, they got tape and bubble wrap 151 00:05:07,873 --> 00:05:09,875 and all of that at school, right? 152 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:12,311 It’s whatever. I’m-a just... 153 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:15,415 I’m-a just take it to the post office. 154 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,250 I mean, I’m just saying, 155 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,885 tape is tape wherever you get it from. 156 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,055 [music playing faintly] 157 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:29,162 Okay, Zay, it’s cool if you want to talk about Drew. 158 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,496 I don’t. 159 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,565 Niggas get locked up every day. 160 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,800 You right, but I just think you should articulate your-- 161 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,836 Amaya. What the fuck?! 162 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,708 I’m so sorry. Um, I’m so sorry. 163 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:46,545 Yo, my Uber outside, so I’m-a just go. 164 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:49,214 ♪♪ "E Sa Ma Miliki" by Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey ♪♪ 165 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:51,351 [indistinct chatter] 166 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,459 Hey. 167 00:06:00,559 --> 00:06:02,595 Did I miss something? 168 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,997 Uh, yeah. They gave us an assignment. 169 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,632 We have to take a picture that conveys 170 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,133 contrast, juxtaposition or... 171 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,935 [British accent] an oxymoron. 172 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,437 -They said it like that? -No. 173 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,206 I just like doing a British accent sometimes. 174 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,209 [chuckles softly] All right. You’re not good at it. 175 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,643 Um, thank you. 176 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:19,912 Uh, wh-what was your name? 177 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,481 [without accent] Arsema. You? 178 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,782 -Kevin. -And 179 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,883 why were you late, Kevin? 180 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,884 Oh, man, I was coming from work. 181 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,654 I got caught up on the train. 182 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,222 -I hate when that happens. -Hey, so, 183 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,124 what are you gonna do for the, uh, for the assignment? 184 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:33,960 I’m gonna take a picture of a white person at a protest. 185 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,928 -Shouldn’t be too hard. -Yeah. 186 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,296 Don’t take my idea, though. 187 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,699 -I’m serious. -It’s not original. 188 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,968 [music playing faintly] 189 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,237 Yeah, shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll just... 190 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,109 I hope you’re not taking that to the post office. 191 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,512 -Yeah. Why? -Don’t nothing work over there. 192 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,981 So you mean nobody’s working? 193 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,280 Nah, they’re working, but don’t nothing work. 194 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,717 Like, if you want to change your address, 195 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,083 they don’t got the forms. 196 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,220 If you want to ship internationally, 197 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,822 they can’t do it. The people behind the counter 198 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,189 can’t even spell "Kose-oko." 199 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,357 -You mean "Kosciuszko." -"Kaske-cuckoo." 200 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,194 "Kase-who-sue." It don’t matter. I can’t say it. 201 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,194 They can’t spell it. They don’t even got tape. 202 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,931 -Seriously? How you even know? -’Cause I used 203 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,299 to work there. I just quit. 204 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,803 Fuck. 205 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:19,538 [Dan] Dementia. 206 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,941 Strange lumps. 207 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,745 Paralysis? 208 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,814 Pus? 209 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,650 Worst of all, the devil’s rashes. 210 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,318 [girl] Oh, that’s nasty. 211 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,855 These are all things that can result... 212 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,289 from syphilis. 213 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:40,226 Aye, yo, Teach, what about crusty hands? 214 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:43,162 Like, if somebody got reptile-type skin 215 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,598 and always wear the same shoes every day. Is that a symptom? 216 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,232 [Amaya] Oh, Greg. 217 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,068 [Dan] Oh, you’re talking about Greg? No, no, no. 218 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,703 -[laughter] -Okay. Yeah. You can’t 219 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,304 accuse each other of having STDs, okay? 220 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,840 And you can’t critique their sneakers. 221 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,174 -My bad. -[whispers] It’s okay, Greg. 222 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,776 You got to have sex to get that, right? 223 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,778 You actually don’t have to have sex 224 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,312 to get syphilis, okay? 225 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,482 But I’m gonna cover all that today, kids. Okay. 226 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,017 Transmission rates. 227 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,985 -So, you ever get an "S-titty"? -No, I’ve never... 228 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,387 Well, why do you say it like that? S-T-D. 229 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,923 -"S-titty." -I’ve never gotten an "S-titty." 230 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,458 Okay? Not once. 231 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,695 -That’s a "yes," folks. [laughs] -No. I haven’t, okay? 232 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,197 But I know a lot about sexually transmitted diseases 233 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:19,832 that could help all of you. 234 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:21,967 All right. Now, 235 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,104 15% of people still die from syphilis, 236 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,107 -but it is treatable, okay? -Greg, you hear that, man? 237 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,608 You got some hope, man. 238 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,343 Greg has a lot of hope. Greg has a lot of hope. 239 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,513 You’re gonna live a long time, Greg. A long, long time. 240 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,119 [keys drop] 241 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:41,621 -[sighs] Fuck. -[Venestine] They ain’t gonna 242 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,723 pick themselves up. 243 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,526 Drew called to make sure 244 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,828 you’re okay, to check on you. 245 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,431 -I’m fine. -[scoffs] This is fine? 246 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,633 I’m just trying to make my money and mail these orders out, 247 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,035 but this post office is just a fucking mess. 248 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,804 Zayna, if you’re worried about rent, don’t. 249 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,473 Drew took care of it, and if it continues, we’ll figure it out. 250 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,475 We wouldn’t be in this situation if... 251 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,577 if Drew just minded his business. 252 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,914 -You are his business. -No, I’m my business. 253 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,382 I’m just trying to take care of myself. 254 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,452 It’s not my fault that Drew got arrested. 255 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,053 Nobody said it was. 256 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,054 I know that’s what people think. 257 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,690 Sweetie, look at me. 258 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,526 What folks think about you has nothing to do with you. 259 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,595 Do what you have to do today to feel better. 260 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:26,332 And I’ll make oxtail for dinner. How about that? Okay? 261 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,568 All right, bet. 262 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,205 Where you going? 263 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,907 To Popeyes, in case I don’t like how your oxtails taste. 264 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,275 Girl. 265 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,311 ♪♪ slow, solemn piano music 266 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:41,413 -♪♪♪♪♪♪ -[quiet chatter] 267 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,383 So, if I just give a presentation, they don’t listen, 268 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,917 but if I make it a sex discussion, 269 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,752 then they’ll just roast each other. 270 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,688 I mean, they are teenagers. 271 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,723 Maybe I bring in a guest speaker. 272 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,892 Who’s had, like, the most sex? Do we know any, 273 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,326 like, ’60s rock stars? 274 00:09:54,426 --> 00:09:56,595 Yeah, everybody has on black, but me, man. 275 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,297 I look like I’m happy he died. 276 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,801 No, you’re fine. I look like I don’t own an iron. 277 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,437 -You don’t. -Yeah. 278 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,038 But it doesn’t even matter what we’re wearing. 279 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,673 You know, we’re here. That’s what matters. 280 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,977 I don’t want Barry’s people to start talking about me. 281 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,313 Would you want an open casket? 282 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,115 I don’t care. I’m gonna be dead. 283 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,085 Yeah. Please keep mine closed. 284 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,221 I feel like Kareem might try to open it. 285 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,556 Maybe put on a padlock. 286 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,524 Dan? Kev? 287 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,926 Shit. Theo? 288 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,628 Oh, Theo. What’s going on, man? 289 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,563 Man, you two ain’t changed not one bit. 290 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,166 Y’all both look so dry and awkward. 291 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,500 -Okay. -Man, 292 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,702 why you wearing a Powerpuff Girls suit? 293 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,036 -It’s a nice suit. -This was all they had. 294 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,138 What color is that? 295 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,807 -Is that salmon? -Yeah. 296 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:44,710 Yo, Barry’s mom over here crying. You wearing salmon. 297 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,280 It’s a funeral, not a carnival, bro. What you doing? 298 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,416 Man, the last time we saw you was, um-- 299 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,184 When I stole Dan’s shoes and threw ’em in the Hudson. 300 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,920 -Remember that, Dan? -I do remember that. 301 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,721 Yeah. It’s funny how I didn’t forget that. 302 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,857 My bad, man. I really tried to get them to Jersey, 303 00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:00,926 but not so much. Next time. 304 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,429 Next time, what? 305 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,929 -Yeah, I’ll do it again. -No. 306 00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,531 We’re not gonna try that again. 307 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,232 -So, what you been up to, man? -Man, just, you know, 308 00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:08,834 just trying to be healthy and all that. 309 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,904 You want a tomato? 310 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,238 -No. -Yeah? 311 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,006 -No. Throw it to Jersey. -Yo, 312 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,006 remember I used to do magic? 313 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,208 Yeah, I remember. 314 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,210 Guess what? I got better. 315 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,712 -Oh. -Yeah. 316 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,913 Y’all want to see a trick? 317 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,181 I mean, we’re stuck, 318 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,683 so I guess we have to, yeah. 319 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,985 Think of a card, any card. 320 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,554 Okay. 321 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,561 Now check your pocket. 322 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,230 Oh, like...? 323 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,531 Your face was weird, man. 324 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,234 -Check deep. -Yeah, it’s-it’s... 325 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,769 it’s just my phone. 326 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,103 There’s nothing in here, man. 327 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,238 Well, Dan, check your pocket. 328 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,206 It’s in one of your pockets. 329 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,774 I just think you’re missing a step, man. 330 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,642 Shouldn’t you have, like, a deck of cards or something? 331 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,912 Yo, bro, y’all trying to play me right now? 332 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,347 Like, I don’t do this shit for real? 333 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,014 Come on, man. Stop playing with me. 334 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,350 My bad. 335 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,584 Still can’t believe Barry’s dead, man. 336 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,619 All the funny ones go so soon. 337 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,489 Remember when he pranked Mr. Phillpotts? 338 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,724 What’d he do? 339 00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:09,462 He stole his credit cards, and he bought porn online. 340 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,665 His wife was like, "Aah! There’s porn! Aah!" 341 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,066 And she got divorced. 342 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,001 [laughing] Divorced, yo. That shit was hilarious. 343 00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:18,671 Fuck. Legend. Legend. 344 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,740 It’s weird how funny pranks are mostly just very mean things. 345 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:26,212 Anyway, I gotta get a picture of me in this suit, man. 346 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,247 Nothing gets more likes than a dead friend. 347 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,316 Kev, hold these veggies. 348 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,485 Dan, do me the honors, please. 349 00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,221 -Oh, we’re doing this now? -Yeah, pictures, please. 350 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,555 -Thank you. -Okay. 351 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,924 You’re in the game, baby. Come on. 352 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,358 Okay. 353 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,160 -Yeah? -Yo, zoom in, zoom in. Zoom. 354 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,695 -[Dan stammers] -Zoom in. 355 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,131 -[Dan] No, it’s... zoom... -Horizontal. 356 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,967 ♪♪ This is for Barry ♪♪ 357 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:53,773 ♪♪ This is for Barry, yeah, yeah, now, now, yeah ♪ 358 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,307 Get the Kaepernick knee. 359 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,343 -You got the turtleneck? -[Dan] Yeah, I-I got it. 360 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,743 Barry’s not in it, but... 361 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,180 Barry’s always in it. He’s in it in spirit. 362 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,149 Okay, I got you. 363 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,784 Wow. These are good, man. 364 00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,086 Thank you. 365 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,554 You’re not gonna go see the body? 366 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,290 The body? No. He know what it is. 367 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,160 Next time, buy a suit that fits you. Happy Easter. 368 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:18,197 -Great seeing you. -Yeah. 369 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,831 Guy was always a dick. 370 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,534 I didn’t know you could take pictures here. 371 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,636 You-you can’t. You’re not supposed to pose at a wake. 372 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,738 Maybe you could take a candid, I guess, but... 373 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,909 This might be a good spot to do my fellowship assignment. 374 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,144 I got to take a picture that shows contrast. 375 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,846 Yeah, no. 376 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,314 Yeah, yeah, you’re right. 377 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,882 I shouldn’t even be thinking about that, man. 378 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,049 It’s disrespectful to Barry. 379 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,986 [Dan] Yeah. 380 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,254 It was kind of a dick move of Barry, buying porn 381 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,991 with Mr. Phillpotts’s credit card. 382 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,659 Yo, I know y’all were close, but, um, 383 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,027 this guy kind of sucked. 384 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,529 -We weren’t close. -Hmm? 385 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,097 I thought you guys were close. 386 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,565 You took the bus with him every day. 387 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,367 Yeah, ’cause he was going in the same direction. 388 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,001 I never even talked to him. 389 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,170 Didn’t you sit next to him in class? 390 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,572 It was assigned seating. 391 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,407 I barely knew shit about him. 392 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,742 I only came here ’cause I thought you guys were friends. 393 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,879 I only came here ’cause I thought y’all were friends. 394 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,082 All right, let’s get the fuck up out of here. 395 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,817 -Yeah. -This is, uh... 396 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,688 -Nice to wear a blazer, though. -Eh... 397 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,358 -[phone whooshes] -Damn, man. 398 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,026 I got to turn this project in tomorrow. 399 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,961 -Hmm? -[woman crying loudly] 400 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,497 Thank you for coming. 401 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,868 Oh, yeah, we’re so sorry for your loss. 402 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,937 Thank you. [crying] 403 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,439 Hey, how did you know my son? 404 00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,273 Oh, he was your son. Oh, um, 405 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,476 we went to middle school with Barry. 406 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,979 Um, he sat next to me in class. 407 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,081 He sat next to me on the bus. 408 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,082 -[cries] -Barry sat near 409 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,119 so many of us through the years. 410 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,819 You must’ve been very good friends. 411 00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:50,456 You’re wearing his favorite color. [cries] 412 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,092 Oh, yeah. 413 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,060 I-I thought he’d appreciate it. 414 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,896 [Dan] Um, can we get you some water? 415 00:14:56,995 --> 00:14:58,997 Or, uh, someone brought a veggie plate, if you like? 416 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,667 Yes, there-there is something I would love. 417 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,368 -Oh, anything within reason. -Would... 418 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,973 Would you two mind sitting with me for a minute? 419 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,141 I would love to hear stories about my son. 420 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,278 Ooh. 421 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,247 Hmm. 422 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,783 [breathing sharply] 423 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,319 I am greatly vexed on behalf of all women. 424 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,190 You men have such poor opinions of us. 425 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,858 Well, perhaps you all deserve it. 426 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,961 -[scoffs] -Okay, uh, let’s hold here. 427 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,331 Um, Krystal, get in there. 428 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,700 [Krystal clears throat] 429 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,300 [Amaya] Do you see my slow teardrop? 430 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,935 She didn’t even let that... 431 00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,770 All right. 432 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:43,542 -Trust me, bro. Good luck. -Mm. Mm-mm. Mm. Rude. 433 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,911 -"Rude." Girl. -[Krystal clears throat] 434 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,180 Do you see this? 435 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,848 -[trilling] -[mouthing] 436 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:53,652 If I love you, I’m going to lose what’s left of me! 437 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,121 This isn’t love. 438 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,089 -It’s a disease. -[Amaya] It’s a disease. 439 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,257 [Zayna laughs] 440 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,625 Shorty ain’t got no range, bro. 441 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,128 Yeah, bro, I can act better than that. 442 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,663 Well, get on up there, ’cause clearly, Mx. Green’s 443 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,564 -giving roles to anybody. -Nah, fam. 444 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,766 I got way more important things to do. 445 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,635 Yo, you know the post office didn’t have 446 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,003 -no tape? -I told you. 447 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,871 Yo, come with me afterwards to get some? 448 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,573 -All right, bet. I got you. -[Omari] I’m going to do it 449 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,874 whether I have your blessing or not. 450 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,711 -[laughter] -[Amaya] The bitch gonna 451 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,646 -trip on air. Like... -What are you still doing here? 452 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,648 I thought you were just dropping something off. 453 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,650 -She’s here to support a friend. -[chuckling] 454 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,153 Okay. Amaya, this is a closed rehearsal. 455 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,388 If they’re not a part of the play, they got to go. 456 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,056 Sorry, honey. 457 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,659 Fine by me. This play not even believable anyway. 458 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,795 All these dusty-ass costumes. You got a bunch 459 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,431 of Black kids looking like slaves from the future. [laughs] 460 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,400 -Okay. What’s in the box? -Nothing. 461 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,802 It’s not like I’m White Marcus 462 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,771 trying to blow up the damn school. 463 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,506 Give me the box. 464 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,507 [Amaya] You know, Black people don’t really shoot up 465 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,376 -schools like that, so... -[Zayna] Thank you. 466 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,980 What is this? 467 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,415 It’s something that I sold, and I was on my way 468 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,484 to go get supplies to mail it. 469 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,186 You made this? 470 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,621 Yeah. 471 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,525 Zayna, we have no one helping with the costume design, so-- 472 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,927 -I can tell. -I think 473 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,327 you would be great at it. 474 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,097 How do you feel about taking the job? 475 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,131 -[scoffs] Purr. -Okay. 476 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,167 But wait. Does it pay? 477 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,903 It does not pay, 478 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,838 but you will have to be passing all of your classes. 479 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,574 -I think I can. -[Amaya squeals quietly] 480 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,009 Okay, have a seat. 481 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,444 And keep it down. 482 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,114 -Mm-hmm. -This is art, theater. 483 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,716 [Dan] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He was the healthiest. 484 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,951 First kid I ever knew who put tomatoes on a cheesesteak. 485 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,520 Oh. 486 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,191 What else? 487 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,993 -One time we got lost. -Uh-huh. 488 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,663 -Off the 7 train in Queens. -Oh. [sniffles] 489 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,632 And Barry led us all the way home. 490 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,599 -[laughs softly] -When we got home, 491 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,301 he helped me teach my turtle to swim. 492 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,303 Oh. 493 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,871 -He had so many hidden talents. -Uh-huh. 494 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,840 The one that shocked me was rock climbing. I didn’t... 495 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,174 I didn’t know he could do that. 496 00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:57,443 -Mm-hmm. -Really? 497 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,445 I always thought he was scared of heights. 498 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,080 The rocks were very small. 499 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,317 -Oh. [sniffles] -Yeah. We would just do it 500 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,319 to build confidence and then, you know, go in the house 501 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,421 and play video games. 502 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,190 We didn’t allow video games in the house. 503 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:16,328 Kevin’s memory has been very spotty since the accident. 504 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,130 What? Oh, what happened? 505 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,733 I don’t remember, actually. 506 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,535 -Oh. -You got to... 507 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,771 We were in gym class doing the rope climb, 508 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,106 and Kevin fell and hit his head. 509 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,176 I-I don’t remember that. 510 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,012 -Spotty memory. -[exhales] 511 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,013 [Kevin] I do remember Dan missing school, 512 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,415 like, twice a month. 513 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,384 I would get sick a lot. 514 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,186 -Mm. -I got sick, too, but I never 515 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,722 -shit on myself. -Oh, dear. Oh. 516 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,822 That’s... Come on, man. Okay. All right, Kevin 517 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,825 once gave a girl a poem, and then she switched schools. 518 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,660 Dan shit on himself so many times, 519 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,195 they started calling him "Diaper Dan." 520 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,597 [stammering] 521 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,365 What does this have to do with my son? 522 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,434 You know what? Barry actually gave him the nickname. 523 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,070 He started it. 524 00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,738 Yeah, but-but he was nice about all of that stuff. 525 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,508 The-the... the rope fall, the sharing, 526 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,511 my shitting. 527 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,313 Oh. He was such a people person. 528 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,481 He was. 529 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,149 -Like, one time? -Yeah. 530 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,752 We were gonna prank a teacher, Kevin and I. 531 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,722 We were gonna steal his credit card and ruin his life. 532 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:21,560 And Barry-- ever the moral compass-- 533 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,096 stood up and said, 534 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,698 -"Don’t do that." -[cries] 535 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:31,169 I’m so glad Barry has friends like you two in his life. 536 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,573 You’ve really cheered me up on a very difficult day. 537 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,142 -Oh. Our pleasure. -Mm. 538 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,844 I-I would love it 539 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,748 if you could share a story or two with the mourners, huh? 540 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,450 -Uh... -Today, or...? 541 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,419 It-it-it... It would mean so much 542 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,288 if you could talk to everyone. 543 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,892 They would love stories about Barry’s kindness. 544 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,960 You sure it shouldn’t just be family? 545 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,731 You are family. You are family. 546 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,769 -[door opens, closes] -What do we do? 547 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,838 Bitch crazy, bro. I’m about to get 548 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,806 the fuck up out of here. I’m not related to these white people. 549 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,508 -We can’t just leave. -All right, 550 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,310 then tell ’em one of those stories. 551 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,644 They’re all made up. 552 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,079 -Yeah. -We could bullshit one person, 553 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,648 but a whole group, somebody’s gonna know. 554 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,750 Okay, so let’s leave. 555 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,485 Yeah. No, no, you’re right. 556 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,454 We don’t... we don’t know him enough. 557 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,889 I don’t even know how he died. 558 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,625 -Oh, you didn’t hear? -No. 559 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,760 [clicks tongue] Bro, Theo was just talking about it in there. 560 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,295 He, um... [clicks tongue] 561 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,433 Fucked up, man. He died of syphilis. Crazy, bro. 562 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,468 That shit is preventable, too. 563 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,437 Just swept him away. 564 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,106 Yeah? 565 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,377 -Mm-hmm. -Hmm. 566 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,844 [Dan] I am 567 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,013 really sad about Barry’s death. 568 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:53,051 What makes me sadder is that his death was preventable. 569 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:56,888 15% of people infected die from syphilis. 570 00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:59,124 It has many names other than syphilis-- 571 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:02,995 "bad blood," "pox," "zipper cut." 572 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,164 But if I had my druthers, we’d just call it "Barry’s Disease." 573 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,534 What in the hell is he talking about? 574 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:11,003 He was our Lou Gehrig. 575 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,972 A brave, shining... Yes. Barry’s mom. 576 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:18,677 Um, Barry died of benign neoplasms, 577 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,113 not syphilis. 578 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,584 I know. Um, we all know. 579 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:29,421 He died of benign neoplasms, but... 580 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,257 but he sure lived with syphilis. 581 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,661 So, uh, I’ll miss Barry. 582 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,396 Thank you. Bye. All the best. 583 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,765 God bless. Keep it a hundred. 584 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,270 Those benign neoplasms-- they’ll get you. 585 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,639 [inhales sharply] 586 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,008 They will get you. 587 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,777 [Theo] Every single time. 588 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,179 You can have ’em and not know you even got ’em 589 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,714 [Krystal] But they always need us, 590 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,516 but they are ungrateful. 591 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:01,487 Look at them, naively wallowing in their own sin. 592 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:02,888 [Omari] I’m not paying $20. 593 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,056 I already paid for the bottle. 594 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,825 [Krystal] And he stole the bottle! 595 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,527 [Amaya] Do what you want, 596 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,529 but I... Lord cleet. 597 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,731 -I forgot my line. I’m sorry. -[sighs] Oh, my God. 598 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,435 [Mx. Green] Amaya. Amaya, it’s okay. Um, on the 599 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,937 "We can’t abandon them" line, sound more urgent. 600 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,905 W-What that mean? Like, say it faster? 601 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,507 -You could’ve just-- -Well, you know, like, 602 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,477 -just really get-- -[Zayna] I’m sorry, Mx. Green, 603 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:25,778 -but this ain’t it. -What? 604 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,246 -You don’t like the line? -No. 605 00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,981 The whole play. I’m sorry, but you got a bunch 606 00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:32,550 of Black kids doing Greek mythology. 607 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,419 None of us have even been to Greece. 608 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,055 -I’ve been to Greece. -Well, we got one here. 609 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:38,557 But like I was saying, we’re doing something 610 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,192 that none of us can even relate to. 611 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:44,062 Zayna, Lysistrata is a very popular play. 612 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:47,532 It’s less about the content, more about the context. 613 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,933 But can’t it be about both? 614 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:51,236 We should do something about the African gods-- 615 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,237 like Oshun and Yemaya. 616 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,707 -[Amaya] O-shoon. -[Krystal] Yeah, yeah, Oshun. 617 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,977 -Hmm. -Actually... 618 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:02,881 yo, that’s a bomb-ass idea. Right, y’all? 619 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,316 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 620 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,352 And it wouldn’t even be that hard to change. 621 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:10,256 All we got to do is get rid of Lysistra-da-da-da 622 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,424 and replace her 623 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,760 with... Yemaya. 624 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,562 Okay. And so what? 625 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:20,165 You think you’re gonna get paid now for doing all this? 626 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,400 -Well, am I? -Absolutely not. 627 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,835 But I will let you take the lead. Come on. 628 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:29,241 For real? A’ight. Bet. Omari boy, come. 629 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,378 You should enter... from stage left. 630 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,845 What’s stage left? 631 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,080 It’s the opposite of the regular left. 632 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,049 -Got you. -Pass me them crowns. 633 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,152 -Amaya. -Hey, boss friend. 634 00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:44,356 You gonna be Oshun, ’cause you look bomb in yellow. 635 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,892 [laughs] And, Krystal, 636 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,062 you are gonna play Yemaya. 637 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:50,996 Mm. 638 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,832 Nice. Any questions? 639 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,734 Are we African gods or African-American gods? 640 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,204 -You both. -Got you. 641 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,874 Tap into your ancestors. Make it your own. 642 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,409 [chuckles softly] 643 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,711 Actually... 644 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,246 let me get this. 645 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,216 But where you going with my crown? 646 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,418 Chill, bro. 647 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:16,055 -Oh. You got a bigger one. -[chuckles] 648 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,891 -Yeah, I like that. -Goddess. 649 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,292 The way that they was looking at you 650 00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:23,161 during that speech was crazy, man. Like... 651 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,896 Honestly, they were looking at me the same way the kids do. 652 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,498 [music plays on radio] 653 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,900 So, what, you’re not trippin’ over what I did? 654 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,571 No, no, no. Barry’s cousin told me 655 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,573 they learned something, even if it didn’t apply. 656 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:37,709 Mm, mm. She didn’t learn shit. 657 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,377 She was just trying to be nice. 658 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,846 Still, I appreciate that. 659 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,581 Yo, what you think of these photos, man? 660 00:24:43,681 --> 00:24:44,883 ♪♪♪♪♪♪ 661 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,785 [Kevin] This shit my favorite. 662 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,186 [Dan] Yeah, that’s contrast. 663 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,121 [Kevin] She ready to kill you. 664 00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:53,324 They didn’t deserve my syphilis lecture. 665 00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:55,726 Yeah. 666 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,963 [Dan clears throat] 667 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,834 You straight? 668 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,303 Um, yeah. 669 00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:09,674 There’s something I should probably tell you. Um... 670 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,075 There was... Drew... 671 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,644 When Drew came back a little while ago... 672 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,479 Um, no, no. No, I’m sorry. 673 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,247 I’m not starting... It’s not about you. 674 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,549 I’m not starting a thing. Um, but you know, 675 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,452 there’s that whole mess with Drew and Zayna, 676 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:25,790 and I did something I regret. Uh... 677 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,460 This coming from that 12-step thing? 678 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,328 No, I mean, like, I did it while I was on withdrawal, 679 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,197 and I talked about it in N.A., but, 680 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,898 like, I definitely feel guilty about it. 681 00:25:33,998 --> 00:25:36,334 Bro, just focus on your sobriety. 682 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,169 You know what I mean? Like, you can’t change the past. 683 00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:40,138 The future doesn’t exist. All we got is now. 684 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,173 You know, you’re good. 685 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,810 -That’s deep. -Well, thanks. 686 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,945 I heard it on this podcast. I’ve been dying to use it. 687 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,715 -Wait. -Hmm. 688 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,917 What the fuck? 689 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,319 [Dan] Ah. Look at that. Is that your card? 690 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:58,323 -No. -Huh. Well, it’s a card. 691 00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:01,794 I don’t know how he did that shit. 692 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,998 ♪♪ I’m looking deep into the atmosphere and smoking gas ♪ 693 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,700 ♪♪ I’m falling deep into som patterns, damn, fuckin’ fast 694 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,603 ♪♪ Hold on to your hat, I might need your gat ♪♪ 695 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,439 ♪♪ Life’s a contradiction to this wish they say I had ♪♪ 696 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,174 ♪♪ It’s just my sunny disposition ♪♪ 697 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,642 ♪♪ My own issues lookin’ lavish ♪♪ 698 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,076 ♪♪ It’s just a hundred bad decisions ♪♪ 699 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,545 ♪♪ Couple Fs and seven traps 700 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,213 ♪♪ But I heard they ’bout to kiss me ♪♪ 701 00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:23,882 ♪♪ I didn’t get a chance to ask ♪♪ 702 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,584 ♪♪ Disappeared into the trenches I ain’t going out sad ♪♪ 703 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,254 ♪♪ Reappear with several bitches ♪♪ 704 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,721 ♪♪ I’m like hold up with my bat ♪♪ 705 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,456 ♪♪ Mixing different types of liquor ♪♪ 706 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,559 ♪♪ All as dark as nigga’s past like ♪♪ 707 00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,594 ♪♪ Might’ve been a demon or a heathen in your past life ♪ 708 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,729 ♪♪ Something still attractiv ’bout the seed ♪♪ 709 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,997 ♪♪ That didn’t act right ♪♪ 710 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,332 ♪♪ Henny in my cup so I don’t 711 00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:42,233 ♪♪ Analyze your sack, right 712 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,468 ♪♪ Call a nigga bluff like where your team ♪♪ 713 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:45,370 ♪♪ And what your pack like ♪ 714 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,739 ♪♪ See what he react like, then you run the set ♪♪ 715 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,642 ♪♪ Bet he’s so intoxicated, he still call me back ♪♪ 716 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:54,113 ♪♪ Bet he’s so intoxicated, h still call me back ♪♪ 50800

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