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What’s going on, man?
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-What’s good? Uh...
-How you...?
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-What is that?
-Sorry. I just...
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I’m just gonna say we did it.
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Oh, and don’t forget
to bring your djembe.
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[laughing]
Just kidding.
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[Kevin]
I thought you guys
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covered all expenses.
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Where’d you read that?
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I didn’t.
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Money.
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-You want a job?
-[Drew] The money
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ain’t what it used to be.
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You need to stay in line.
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See, this is why
I can’t go to school.
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I need to make my own money.
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I need to take care of myself.
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Whatever you paid Zayna
to show up to your hearing,
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you gon’ give her
that same amount
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to get her to go to school.
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I-I don’t think I can.
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-Right?
-Yeah.
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S-Sorry. Yeah, I...
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I can’t do other things,
but I can do that.
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Hi. Uh, I’m Dan,
and, uh, I’m an addict.
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My boss wanted to call the cops
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on this guy. I wanted
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to stop it.
I also kind of didn’t.
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But now
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I just feel worse than ever.
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♪♪ I’m a native New Yorker ♪
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♪♪ Whatever that means... ♪
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[Jamaican accent]
How many time me have to tell?
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Listen, me want three
three-speed tricycle.
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Oh, so you want three tricycles
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that... go...
Wait. Say it again.
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You deaf,
or you not understand English?
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Me say me want
three three-speed tricycle.
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Yo, Kareem?
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-Hmm?
-Do we have...?
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-Uh, can you tell him?
-Listen and listen good.
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Me say me want
three three-speed tricycle.
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-Oh, you want 33 tricycles?
-Waste of time.
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[music playing faintly]
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What kind of fraud
bike shop this?
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-Fraud?
-Fraud?
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Uh, her loss anyway.
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-[door opens]
-[bell jingles]
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[door closes]
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You get that text from, uh,
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White Keith?
He messaged the thread.
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Nah, I muted it
after you started it.
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Barry died.
From middle school.
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Oh, shit. That’s cra...
You okay?
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Yeah. Are you okay?
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Yeah. What happened?
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I don’t know.
I-I tried calling Keith,
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but I guess his phone died
like Barry.
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-Crazy.
-First kiss.
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-What?
-The first kiss I ever saw.
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He kissed Jamie
in the back of the bus.
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Why’d you say it like that?
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I don’t know.
I was just remembering it.
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Is there a funeral?
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There’s a wake today,
four o’clock.
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Um, it’s on the thread.
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Damn. I don’t have
a black suit, man.
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I wonder
if I can wear another color.
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Yeah, sure.
I bet Barry liked colors.
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Yeah, maybe.
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I’ll see you over there.
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All right.
Yeah, I’ll be there.
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All right, Kareem.
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All right.
Later, Couch King.
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Come on, son.
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Put this book away.
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Nobody wants to buy a bike
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from a guy who’s looking
at dick pic scribbles.
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Uh, I’m sorry, man. It’s STD
Awareness Week at school.
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Ah. Wish they had one
of those when I was a kid.
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-Oh, yeah?
-I’m telling you, man.
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Could’ve saved me a lot
of bumps.
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Yikes. Look,
I have to be normal, okay?
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-Mm-hmm.
-I just got reinstated
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part-time, and so,
I have an auditor coming
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to watch me teach
in a couple weeks,
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so I have to really try here.
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I believe in you,
son, and I’m sure
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you’ll be teaching
them sexual disease classes
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for years to come.
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-Thank you.
-But until then...
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here’s this weekend’s shift.
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Oh, um, would you mind
changing the shift
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that has me and Kev
working together?
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-Saturday afternoon?
-Yeah.
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That is the busiest time
for a bike shop.
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You’ve never worked
on a Saturday.
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Oh, I need my weekends.
And plus, I thought
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you and Kev was getting along.
I just seen you talking.
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No, I know, but I think
we get along better
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when we give each other
some space.
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You know? Like, being roommates
didn’t work, but more distance,
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you know, like, ten seconds
here, 20 seconds there,
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that feels like
a good friendship we can handle.
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I understand
what you’re saying, son.
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Yeah? Are you gonna change
the schedule?
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-Of course... not.
-Okay.
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[R&B music playing]
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Hmm. The urethra.
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♪♪ My spot ♪♪
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[Ronald Reagan] You and I
have a rendezvous with destiny.
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We’ll preserve for our children
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this, the last best hope of man
on Earth, or we’ll sentence them
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to take the last step into
a thousand years of darkness.
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♪♪ If we took it there,
would you be mine? ♪♪
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♪♪ Am I really... ♪♪
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And then they gon’ say, "Oh,
the lead is still up for grabs."
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[scoffs]
But you know there’s only two,
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maybe three of us that could
play lead, and Krystal...
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[chuckles] is not one of them.
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Mm-hmm.
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You sure you’re good, bro?
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Yeah, I just got mad shit to do.
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I got to take this
to the post office,
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then I got to get
some groceries,
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do some laundry stuff.
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Yeah, this living
on your own, bro...
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I mean, ’cause it’s okay
if you’re not okay.
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I mean, if my uncle got picked
up, I don’t know what I would--
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I’m fine. It’s whatever.
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Yo, tell me more
about this play.
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Uh, we got rehearsals
later on today,
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but I don’t know.
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We’re still trying
to figure it out.
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[sighs]
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Girl, are you even listening
to me?
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’Cause I can take
my Black ass somewhere else.
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They try to give the lead
to anybody,
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but anybody can’t play the lead.
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Krystal is trash, but
she’s still getting a chance,
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and you have rehearsals
later on today.
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[clicks tongue]
A’ight. Point proven. My fault.
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What you didn’t say was
what the play was.
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Some bullshit called
Alyssastrata. [chuckles]
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"Go straight to the matha."
[chuckles]
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Talking about, "It’s a comedy
for the frustrated."
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Like, nigga,
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I know this play ain’t helped
nobody frustrations.
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[chuckles]
Please.
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You know,
they got tape and bubble wrap
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and all of that
at school, right?
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It’s whatever. I’m-a just...
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I’m-a just take it
to the post office.
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I mean, I’m just saying,
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tape is tape
wherever you get it from.
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[music playing faintly]
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Okay, Zay, it’s cool if you want
to talk about Drew.
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I don’t.
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Niggas get locked up
every day.
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You right, but I just think
you should articulate your--
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Amaya. What the fuck?!
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I’m so sorry.
Um, I’m so sorry.
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Yo, my Uber outside,
so I’m-a just go.
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♪♪ "E Sa Ma Miliki" by
Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey ♪♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey.
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Did I miss something?
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Uh, yeah.
They gave us an assignment.
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We have to take a picture
that conveys
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contrast, juxtaposition or...
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[British accent]
an oxymoron.
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-They said it like that?
-No.
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I just like doing
a British accent sometimes.
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[chuckles softly] All right.
You’re not good at it.
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Um, thank you.
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Uh, wh-what was your name?
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[without accent]
Arsema. You?
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-Kevin.
-And
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why were you late, Kevin?
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Oh, man, I was coming from work.
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I got caught up on the train.
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-I hate when that happens.
-Hey, so,
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what are you gonna do
for the, uh, for the assignment?
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I’m gonna take a picture
of a white person at a protest.
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-Shouldn’t be too hard.
-Yeah.
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Don’t take my idea, though.
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-I’m serious.
-It’s not original.
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[music playing faintly]
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Yeah, shouldn’t be too hard.
I’ll just...
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I hope you’re not taking that
to the post office.
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-Yeah. Why?
-Don’t nothing work over there.
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So you mean
nobody’s working?
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Nah, they’re working,
but don’t nothing work.
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Like, if you want
to change your address,
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they don’t got the forms.
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If you want
to ship internationally,
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they can’t do it.
The people behind the counter
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can’t even spell "Kose-oko."
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-You mean "Kosciuszko."
-"Kaske-cuckoo."
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"Kase-who-sue." It don’t matter.
I can’t say it.
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They can’t spell it.
They don’t even got tape.
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-Seriously? How you even know?
-’Cause I used
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to work there. I just quit.
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Fuck.
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[Dan]
Dementia.
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Strange lumps.
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Paralysis?
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Pus?
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Worst of all,
the devil’s rashes.
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[girl]
Oh, that’s nasty.
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These are all things
that can result...
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from syphilis.
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Aye, yo, Teach,
what about crusty hands?
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Like, if somebody got
reptile-type skin
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and always wear the same shoes
every day. Is that a symptom?
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[Amaya]
Oh, Greg.
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[Dan] Oh, you’re talking
about Greg? No, no, no.
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-[laughter]
-Okay. Yeah. You can’t
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accuse each other
of having STDs, okay?
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And you can’t critique
their sneakers.
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-My bad.
-[whispers] It’s okay, Greg.
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You got to have sex
to get that, right?
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You actually don’t have
to have sex
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to get syphilis, okay?
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But I’m gonna cover
all that today, kids. Okay.
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Transmission rates.
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-So, you ever get an "S-titty"?
-No, I’ve never...
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Well, why do you say it
like that? S-T-D.
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-"S-titty."
-I’ve never gotten an "S-titty."
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Okay? Not once.
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-That’s a "yes," folks. [laughs]
-No. I haven’t, okay?
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But I know a lot about
sexually transmitted diseases
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that could help all of you.
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All right. Now,
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15% of people still die
from syphilis,
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-but it is treatable, okay?
-Greg, you hear that, man?
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You got some hope, man.
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Greg has a lot of hope.
Greg has a lot of hope.
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You’re gonna live a long time,
Greg. A long, long time.
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[keys drop]
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-[sighs] Fuck.
-[Venestine] They ain’t gonna
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pick themselves up.
243
00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,526
Drew called to make sure
244
00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,828
you’re okay, to check on you.
245
00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,431
-I’m fine.
-[scoffs] This is fine?
246
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,633
I’m just trying to make my money
and mail these orders out,
247
00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,035
but this post office is
just a fucking mess.
248
00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,804
Zayna, if you’re worried
about rent, don’t.
249
00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,473
Drew took care of it, and if it
continues, we’ll figure it out.
250
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,475
We wouldn’t be
in this situation if...
251
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,577
if Drew just minded
his business.
252
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,914
-You are his business.
-No, I’m my business.
253
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,382
I’m just trying
to take care of myself.
254
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,452
It’s not my fault
that Drew got arrested.
255
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,053
Nobody said it was.
256
00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,054
I know that’s what people think.
257
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,690
Sweetie, look at me.
258
00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,526
What folks think about you
has nothing to do with you.
259
00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,595
Do what you have
to do today to feel better.
260
00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:26,332
And I’ll make oxtail for dinner.
How about that? Okay?
261
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,568
All right, bet.
262
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,205
Where you going?
263
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,907
To Popeyes, in case I don’t
like how your oxtails taste.
264
00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,275
Girl.
265
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,311
♪♪ slow, solemn piano music
266
00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:41,413
-♪♪♪♪♪♪
-[quiet chatter]
267
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,383
So, if I just give a
presentation, they don’t listen,
268
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,917
but if I make it
a sex discussion,
269
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,752
then they’ll just
roast each other.
270
00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,688
I mean, they are teenagers.
271
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,723
Maybe I bring in
a guest speaker.
272
00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,892
Who’s had, like, the most sex?
Do we know any,
273
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,326
like, ’60s rock stars?
274
00:09:54,426 --> 00:09:56,595
Yeah, everybody has on black,
but me, man.
275
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,297
I look like I’m happy he died.
276
00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,801
No, you’re fine.
I look like I don’t own an iron.
277
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,437
-You don’t.
-Yeah.
278
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,038
But it doesn’t even matter
what we’re wearing.
279
00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,673
You know, we’re here.
That’s what matters.
280
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,977
I don’t want Barry’s people
to start talking about me.
281
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,313
Would you want an open casket?
282
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,115
I don’t care.
I’m gonna be dead.
283
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,085
Yeah. Please keep mine closed.
284
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,221
I feel like Kareem might try
to open it.
285
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,556
Maybe put on a padlock.
286
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,524
Dan? Kev?
287
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,926
Shit. Theo?
288
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,628
Oh, Theo.
What’s going on, man?
289
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,563
Man, you two ain’t
changed not one bit.
290
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,166
Y’all both look so dry
and awkward.
291
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,500
-Okay.
-Man,
292
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,702
why you wearing
a Powerpuff Girls suit?
293
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,036
-It’s a nice suit.
-This was all they had.
294
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,138
What color is that?
295
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,807
-Is that salmon?
-Yeah.
296
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:44,710
Yo, Barry’s mom over here
crying. You wearing salmon.
297
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,280
It’s a funeral, not a carnival,
bro. What you doing?
298
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,416
Man, the last time
we saw you was, um--
299
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,184
When I stole Dan’s shoes
and threw ’em in the Hudson.
300
00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,920
-Remember that, Dan?
-I do remember that.
301
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,721
Yeah. It’s funny
how I didn’t forget that.
302
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,857
My bad, man. I really tried
to get them to Jersey,
303
00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:00,926
but not so much. Next time.
304
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,429
Next time, what?
305
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,929
-Yeah, I’ll do it again.
-No.
306
00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,531
We’re not gonna try that again.
307
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,232
-So, what you been up to, man?
-Man, just, you know,
308
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:08,834
just trying to be
healthy and all that.
309
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,904
You want a tomato?
310
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,238
-No.
-Yeah?
311
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,006
-No. Throw it to Jersey.
-Yo,
312
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,006
remember I used to do magic?
313
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,208
Yeah, I remember.
314
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,210
Guess what? I got better.
315
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,712
-Oh.
-Yeah.
316
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,913
Y’all want to see a trick?
317
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,181
I mean, we’re stuck,
318
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,683
so I guess we have to, yeah.
319
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,985
Think of a card, any card.
320
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,554
Okay.
321
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,561
Now check your pocket.
322
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,230
Oh, like...?
323
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,531
Your face was weird, man.
324
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,234
-Check deep.
-Yeah, it’s-it’s...
325
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,769
it’s just my phone.
326
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,103
There’s nothing in here, man.
327
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,238
Well, Dan, check your pocket.
328
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,206
It’s in one of your pockets.
329
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,774
I just think
you’re missing a step, man.
330
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,642
Shouldn’t you have, like,
a deck of cards or something?
331
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,912
Yo, bro, y’all trying
to play me right now?
332
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,347
Like, I don’t do this shit
for real?
333
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,014
Come on, man.
Stop playing with me.
334
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,350
My bad.
335
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,584
Still can’t believe
Barry’s dead, man.
336
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,619
All the funny ones
go so soon.
337
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,489
Remember when
he pranked Mr. Phillpotts?
338
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,724
What’d he do?
339
00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:09,462
He stole his credit cards,
and he bought porn online.
340
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,665
His wife was like,
"Aah! There’s porn! Aah!"
341
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,066
And she got divorced.
342
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,001
[laughing] Divorced, yo.
That shit was hilarious.
343
00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:18,671
Fuck. Legend. Legend.
344
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,740
It’s weird how funny pranks are
mostly just very mean things.
345
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:26,212
Anyway, I gotta get a picture
of me in this suit, man.
346
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,247
Nothing gets more likes
than a dead friend.
347
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,316
Kev, hold these veggies.
348
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,485
Dan, do me the honors, please.
349
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,221
-Oh, we’re doing this now?
-Yeah, pictures, please.
350
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,555
-Thank you.
-Okay.
351
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,924
You’re in the game, baby.
Come on.
352
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,358
Okay.
353
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,160
-Yeah?
-Yo, zoom in, zoom in. Zoom.
354
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,695
-[Dan stammers]
-Zoom in.
355
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,131
-[Dan] No, it’s... zoom...
-Horizontal.
356
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,967
♪♪ This is for Barry ♪♪
357
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:53,773
♪♪ This is for Barry,
yeah, yeah, now, now, yeah ♪
358
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,307
Get the Kaepernick knee.
359
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,343
-You got the turtleneck?
-[Dan] Yeah, I-I got it.
360
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,743
Barry’s not in it, but...
361
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,180
Barry’s always in it.
He’s in it in spirit.
362
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,149
Okay, I got you.
363
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,784
Wow. These are good, man.
364
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,086
Thank you.
365
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,554
You’re not gonna go
see the body?
366
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,290
The body? No.
He know what it is.
367
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,160
Next time, buy a suit
that fits you. Happy Easter.
368
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:18,197
-Great seeing you.
-Yeah.
369
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,831
Guy was always a dick.
370
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,534
I didn’t know
you could take pictures here.
371
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,636
You-you can’t. You’re not
supposed to pose at a wake.
372
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,738
Maybe you could take a candid,
I guess, but...
373
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,909
This might be a good spot
to do my fellowship assignment.
374
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,144
I got to take a picture
that shows contrast.
375
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,846
Yeah, no.
376
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,314
Yeah, yeah, you’re right.
377
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,882
I shouldn’t even be thinking
about that, man.
378
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,049
It’s disrespectful to Barry.
379
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,986
[Dan]
Yeah.
380
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,254
It was kind of a dick move
of Barry, buying porn
381
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,991
with Mr. Phillpotts’s
credit card.
382
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,659
Yo, I know y’all were close,
but, um,
383
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,027
this guy kind of sucked.
384
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,529
-We weren’t close.
-Hmm?
385
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,097
I thought you guys were close.
386
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,565
You took the bus
with him every day.
387
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,367
Yeah, ’cause he was going
in the same direction.
388
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,001
I never even talked to him.
389
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,170
Didn’t you sit next to him
in class?
390
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,572
It was assigned seating.
391
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,407
I barely knew shit about him.
392
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,742
I only came here ’cause
I thought you guys were friends.
393
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,879
I only came here ’cause
I thought y’all were friends.
394
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,082
All right, let’s get
the fuck up out of here.
395
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,817
-Yeah.
-This is, uh...
396
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,688
-Nice to wear a blazer, though.
-Eh...
397
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,358
-[phone whooshes]
-Damn, man.
398
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,026
I got to turn this project in
tomorrow.
399
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,961
-Hmm?
-[woman crying loudly]
400
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,497
Thank you for coming.
401
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,868
Oh, yeah,
we’re so sorry for your loss.
402
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,937
Thank you. [crying]
403
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,439
Hey, how did you know my son?
404
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,273
Oh, he was your son. Oh, um,
405
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,476
we went to middle school
with Barry.
406
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,979
Um, he sat next to me in class.
407
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,081
He sat next to me on the bus.
408
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,082
-[cries]
-Barry sat near
409
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,119
so many of us
through the years.
410
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,819
You must’ve been
very good friends.
411
00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:50,456
You’re wearing
his favorite color. [cries]
412
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,092
Oh, yeah.
413
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,060
I-I thought he’d appreciate it.
414
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,896
[Dan] Um, can we
get you some water?
415
00:14:56,995 --> 00:14:58,997
Or, uh, someone brought
a veggie plate, if you like?
416
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,667
Yes, there-there is something
I would love.
417
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,368
-Oh, anything within reason.
-Would...
418
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,973
Would you two mind
sitting with me for a minute?
419
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,141
I would love to hear stories
about my son.
420
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,278
Ooh.
421
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,247
Hmm.
422
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,783
[breathing sharply]
423
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,319
I am greatly vexed on behalf
of all women.
424
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,190
You men have
such poor opinions of us.
425
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,858
Well, perhaps
you all deserve it.
426
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,961
-[scoffs]
-Okay, uh, let’s hold here.
427
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,331
Um, Krystal, get in there.
428
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,700
[Krystal clears throat]
429
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,300
[Amaya]
Do you see my slow teardrop?
430
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,935
She didn’t even let that...
431
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,770
All right.
432
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:43,542
-Trust me, bro. Good luck.
-Mm. Mm-mm. Mm. Rude.
433
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,911
-"Rude." Girl.
-[Krystal clears throat]
434
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,180
Do you see this?
435
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,848
-[trilling]
-[mouthing]
436
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:53,652
If I love you, I’m going
to lose what’s left of me!
437
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,121
This isn’t love.
438
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,089
-It’s a disease.
-[Amaya] It’s a disease.
439
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,257
[Zayna laughs]
440
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,625
Shorty ain’t got
no range, bro.
441
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,128
Yeah, bro,
I can act better than that.
442
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,663
Well, get on up there,
’cause clearly, Mx. Green’s
443
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,564
-giving roles to anybody.
-Nah, fam.
444
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,766
I got way more important
things to do.
445
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,635
Yo, you know
the post office didn’t have
446
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,003
-no tape?
-I told you.
447
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,871
Yo, come with me afterwards
to get some?
448
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,573
-All right, bet. I got you.
-[Omari] I’m going to do it
449
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,874
whether
I have your blessing or not.
450
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,711
-[laughter]
-[Amaya] The bitch gonna
451
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,646
-trip on air. Like...
-What are you still doing here?
452
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,648
I thought you were
just dropping something off.
453
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,650
-She’s here to support a friend.
-[chuckling]
454
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,153
Okay. Amaya,
this is a closed rehearsal.
455
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,388
If they’re not a part
of the play, they got to go.
456
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,056
Sorry, honey.
457
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,659
Fine by me. This play
not even believable anyway.
458
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,795
All these dusty-ass costumes.
You got a bunch
459
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,431
of Black kids looking like
slaves from the future. [laughs]
460
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,400
-Okay. What’s in the box?
-Nothing.
461
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,802
It’s not like I’m White Marcus
462
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,771
trying to blow up
the damn school.
463
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,506
Give me the box.
464
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,507
[Amaya] You know, Black people
don’t really shoot up
465
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,376
-schools like that, so...
-[Zayna] Thank you.
466
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,980
What is this?
467
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,415
It’s something that I sold,
and I was on my way
468
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,484
to go get supplies to mail it.
469
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,186
You made this?
470
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,621
Yeah.
471
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,525
Zayna, we have no one helping
with the costume design, so--
472
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,927
-I can tell.
-I think
473
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,327
you would be great at it.
474
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,097
How do you feel
about taking the job?
475
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,131
-[scoffs] Purr.
-Okay.
476
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,167
But wait. Does it pay?
477
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,903
It does not pay,
478
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,838
but you will have to be passing
all of your classes.
479
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,574
-I think I can.
-[Amaya squeals quietly]
480
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,009
Okay, have a seat.
481
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,444
And keep it down.
482
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,114
-Mm-hmm.
-This is art, theater.
483
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,716
[Dan] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He was the healthiest.
484
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,951
First kid I ever knew who put
tomatoes on a cheesesteak.
485
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,520
Oh.
486
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,191
What else?
487
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,993
-One time we got lost.
-Uh-huh.
488
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,663
-Off the 7 train in Queens.
-Oh. [sniffles]
489
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,632
And Barry led us
all the way home.
490
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,599
-[laughs softly]
-When we got home,
491
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,301
he helped me teach my turtle
to swim.
492
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,303
Oh.
493
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,871
-He had so many hidden talents.
-Uh-huh.
494
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,840
The one that shocked me
was rock climbing. I didn’t...
495
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,174
I didn’t know he could do that.
496
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:57,443
-Mm-hmm.
-Really?
497
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,445
I always thought
he was scared of heights.
498
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,080
The rocks were very small.
499
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,317
-Oh. [sniffles]
-Yeah. We would just do it
500
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,319
to build confidence and then,
you know, go in the house
501
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,421
and play video games.
502
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,190
We didn’t allow video games
in the house.
503
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:16,328
Kevin’s memory has been
very spotty since the accident.
504
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,130
What? Oh, what happened?
505
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,733
I don’t remember, actually.
506
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,535
-Oh.
-You got to...
507
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,771
We were in gym class
doing the rope climb,
508
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,106
and Kevin fell and hit his head.
509
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,176
I-I don’t remember that.
510
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,012
-Spotty memory.
-[exhales]
511
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,013
[Kevin] I do remember
Dan missing school,
512
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,415
like, twice a month.
513
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,384
I would get sick a lot.
514
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,186
-Mm.
-I got sick, too, but I never
515
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,722
-shit on myself.
-Oh, dear. Oh.
516
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,822
That’s... Come on, man. Okay.
All right, Kevin
517
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,825
once gave a girl a poem,
and then she switched schools.
518
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,660
Dan shit on himself
so many times,
519
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,195
they started calling him
"Diaper Dan."
520
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,597
[stammering]
521
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,365
What does this have
to do with my son?
522
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,434
You know what? Barry actually
gave him the nickname.
523
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,070
He started it.
524
00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,738
Yeah, but-but he was nice
about all of that stuff.
525
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,508
The-the... the rope fall,
the sharing,
526
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,511
my shitting.
527
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,313
Oh. He was such a people person.
528
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,481
He was.
529
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,149
-Like, one time?
-Yeah.
530
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,752
We were gonna prank a teacher,
Kevin and I.
531
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,722
We were gonna steal his
credit card and ruin his life.
532
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:21,560
And Barry--
ever the moral compass--
533
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,096
stood up and said,
534
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,698
-"Don’t do that."
-[cries]
535
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:31,169
I’m so glad Barry has friends
like you two in his life.
536
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,573
You’ve really cheered me up
on a very difficult day.
537
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,142
-Oh. Our pleasure.
-Mm.
538
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,844
I-I would love it
539
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,748
if you could share a story
or two with the mourners, huh?
540
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,450
-Uh...
-Today, or...?
541
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,419
It-it-it...
It would mean so much
542
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,288
if you could talk to everyone.
543
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,892
They would love stories
about Barry’s kindness.
544
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,960
You sure
it shouldn’t just be family?
545
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,731
You are family.
You are family.
546
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,769
-[door opens, closes]
-What do we do?
547
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,838
Bitch crazy, bro.
I’m about to get
548
00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,806
the fuck up out of here. I’m not
related to these white people.
549
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,508
-We can’t just leave.
-All right,
550
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,310
then tell ’em
one of those stories.
551
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,644
They’re all made up.
552
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,079
-Yeah.
-We could bullshit one person,
553
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,648
but a whole group,
somebody’s gonna know.
554
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,750
Okay, so let’s leave.
555
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,485
Yeah. No, no, you’re right.
556
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,454
We don’t...
we don’t know him enough.
557
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,889
I don’t even know how he died.
558
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,625
-Oh, you didn’t hear?
-No.
559
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,760
[clicks tongue] Bro, Theo was
just talking about it in there.
560
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,295
He, um... [clicks tongue]
561
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,433
Fucked up, man.
He died of syphilis. Crazy, bro.
562
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,468
That shit is preventable, too.
563
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,437
Just swept him away.
564
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,106
Yeah?
565
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,377
-Mm-hmm.
-Hmm.
566
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,844
[Dan]
I am
567
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,013
really sad about Barry’s death.
568
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:53,051
What makes me sadder is that
his death was preventable.
569
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:56,888
15% of people infected die
from syphilis.
570
00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:59,124
It has many names
other than syphilis--
571
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:02,995
"bad blood," "pox,"
"zipper cut."
572
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,164
But if I had my druthers, we’d
just call it "Barry’s Disease."
573
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,534
What in the hell
is he talking about?
574
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:11,003
He was our Lou Gehrig.
575
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,972
A brave, shining...
Yes. Barry’s mom.
576
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:18,677
Um, Barry died
of benign neoplasms,
577
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,113
not syphilis.
578
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,584
I know. Um, we all know.
579
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:29,421
He died
of benign neoplasms, but...
580
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,257
but he sure lived with syphilis.
581
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,661
So, uh, I’ll miss Barry.
582
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,396
Thank you. Bye. All the best.
583
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,765
God bless. Keep it a hundred.
584
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,270
Those benign neoplasms--
they’ll get you.
585
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,639
[inhales sharply]
586
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,008
They will get you.
587
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,777
[Theo]
Every single time.
588
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,179
You can have ’em
and not know you even got ’em
589
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,714
[Krystal]
But they always need us,
590
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,516
but they are ungrateful.
591
00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:01,487
Look at them, naively
wallowing in their own sin.
592
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:02,888
[Omari]
I’m not paying $20.
593
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,056
I already paid for the bottle.
594
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,825
[Krystal]
And he stole the bottle!
595
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,527
[Amaya]
Do what you want,
596
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,529
but I... Lord cleet.
597
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,731
-I forgot my line. I’m sorry.
-[sighs] Oh, my God.
598
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,435
[Mx. Green] Amaya. Amaya,
it’s okay. Um, on the
599
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,937
"We can’t abandon them" line,
sound more urgent.
600
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,905
W-What that mean?
Like, say it faster?
601
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,507
-You could’ve just--
-Well, you know, like,
602
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,477
-just really get--
-[Zayna] I’m sorry, Mx. Green,
603
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:25,778
-but this ain’t it.
-What?
604
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,246
-You don’t like the line?
-No.
605
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,981
The whole play.
I’m sorry, but you got a bunch
606
00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:32,550
of Black kids
doing Greek mythology.
607
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,419
None of us have even been
to Greece.
608
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,055
-I’ve been to Greece.
-Well, we got one here.
609
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:38,557
But like I was saying,
we’re doing something
610
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,192
that none of us can even
relate to.
611
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:44,062
Zayna, Lysistrata is
a very popular play.
612
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:47,532
It’s less about the content,
more about the context.
613
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,933
But can’t it be about both?
614
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:51,236
We should do something
about the African gods--
615
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,237
like Oshun and Yemaya.
616
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,707
-[Amaya] O-shoon.
-[Krystal] Yeah, yeah, Oshun.
617
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,977
-Hmm.
-Actually...
618
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:02,881
yo, that’s a bomb-ass idea.
Right, y’all?
619
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,316
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
620
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,352
And it wouldn’t even be
that hard to change.
621
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:10,256
All we got to do is get rid
of Lysistra-da-da-da
622
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,424
and replace her
623
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,760
with... Yemaya.
624
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,562
Okay. And so what?
625
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:20,165
You think you’re gonna get paid
now for doing all this?
626
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,400
-Well, am I?
-Absolutely not.
627
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,835
But I will let you
take the lead. Come on.
628
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:29,241
For real? A’ight. Bet.
Omari boy, come.
629
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,378
You should enter...
from stage left.
630
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,845
What’s stage left?
631
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,080
It’s the opposite
of the regular left.
632
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,049
-Got you.
-Pass me them crowns.
633
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,152
-Amaya.
-Hey, boss friend.
634
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:44,356
You gonna be Oshun,
’cause you look bomb in yellow.
635
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,892
[laughs]
And, Krystal,
636
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,062
you are gonna play Yemaya.
637
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:50,996
Mm.
638
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,832
Nice. Any questions?
639
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,734
Are we African gods
or African-American gods?
640
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,204
-You both.
-Got you.
641
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,874
Tap into your ancestors.
Make it your own.
642
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,409
[chuckles softly]
643
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,711
Actually...
644
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,246
let me get this.
645
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,216
But where you going
with my crown?
646
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,418
Chill, bro.
647
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:16,055
-Oh. You got a bigger one.
-[chuckles]
648
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,891
-Yeah, I like that.
-Goddess.
649
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,292
The way
that they was looking at you
650
00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:23,161
during that speech was crazy,
man. Like...
651
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,896
Honestly, they were looking
at me the same way the kids do.
652
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,498
[music plays on radio]
653
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,900
So, what, you’re not trippin’
over what I did?
654
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,571
No, no, no.
Barry’s cousin told me
655
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,573
they learned something,
even if it didn’t apply.
656
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:37,709
Mm, mm. She didn’t learn shit.
657
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,377
She was just trying to be nice.
658
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,846
Still, I appreciate that.
659
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,581
Yo, what you think
of these photos, man?
660
00:24:43,681 --> 00:24:44,883
♪♪♪♪♪♪
661
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,785
[Kevin]
This shit my favorite.
662
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,186
[Dan]
Yeah, that’s contrast.
663
00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,121
[Kevin]
She ready to kill you.
664
00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:53,324
They didn’t deserve
my syphilis lecture.
665
00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:55,726
Yeah.
666
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,963
[Dan clears throat]
667
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,834
You straight?
668
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,303
Um, yeah.
669
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:09,674
There’s something I should
probably tell you. Um...
670
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,075
There was... Drew...
671
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,644
When Drew came back
a little while ago...
672
00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,479
Um, no, no. No, I’m sorry.
673
00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,247
I’m not starting...
It’s not about you.
674
00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,549
I’m not starting a thing.
Um, but you know,
675
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,452
there’s that whole mess
with Drew and Zayna,
676
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:25,790
and I did something
I regret. Uh...
677
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,460
This coming
from that 12-step thing?
678
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,328
No, I mean, like, I did it
while I was on withdrawal,
679
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,197
and I talked about it in N.A.,
but,
680
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,898
like, I definitely feel guilty
about it.
681
00:25:33,998 --> 00:25:36,334
Bro, just focus
on your sobriety.
682
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,169
You know what I mean? Like,
you can’t change the past.
683
00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:40,138
The future doesn’t exist.
All we got is now.
684
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,173
You know, you’re good.
685
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,810
-That’s deep.
-Well, thanks.
686
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,945
I heard it on this podcast.
I’ve been dying to use it.
687
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,715
-Wait.
-Hmm.
688
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,917
What the fuck?
689
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,319
[Dan] Ah. Look at that.
Is that your card?
690
00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:58,323
-No.
-Huh. Well, it’s a card.
691
00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:01,794
I don’t know how
he did that shit.
692
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,998
♪♪ I’m looking deep into the
atmosphere and smoking gas ♪
693
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,700
♪♪ I’m falling deep into som
patterns, damn, fuckin’ fast
694
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,603
♪♪ Hold on to your hat,
I might need your gat ♪♪
695
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,439
♪♪ Life’s a contradiction to
this wish they say I had ♪♪
696
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,174
♪♪ It’s just
my sunny disposition ♪♪
697
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,642
♪♪ My own issues
lookin’ lavish ♪♪
698
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,076
♪♪ It’s just a hundred
bad decisions ♪♪
699
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,545
♪♪ Couple Fs and seven traps
700
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,213
♪♪ But I heard
they ’bout to kiss me ♪♪
701
00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:23,882
♪♪ I didn’t get
a chance to ask ♪♪
702
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,584
♪♪ Disappeared into the trenches
I ain’t going out sad ♪♪
703
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,254
♪♪ Reappear
with several bitches ♪♪
704
00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,721
♪♪ I’m like hold up
with my bat ♪♪
705
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,456
♪♪ Mixing different types
of liquor ♪♪
706
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,559
♪♪ All as dark
as nigga’s past like ♪♪
707
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,594
♪♪ Might’ve been a demon or
a heathen in your past life ♪
708
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,729
♪♪ Something still attractiv
’bout the seed ♪♪
709
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,997
♪♪ That didn’t act right ♪♪
710
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,332
♪♪ Henny in my cup so I don’t
711
00:26:40,431 --> 00:26:42,233
♪♪ Analyze your sack, right
712
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,468
♪♪ Call a nigga bluff
like where your team ♪♪
713
00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:45,370
♪♪ And what your pack like ♪
714
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,739
♪♪ See what he react like,
then you run the set ♪♪
715
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,642
♪♪ Bet he’s so intoxicated,
he still call me back ♪♪
716
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:54,113
♪♪ Bet he’s so intoxicated, h
still call me back ♪♪
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