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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,497 >> Well, the flowers are nice. 2 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,564 >> sure. 3 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,201 but the church is too big. 4 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,303 laura, cool it. 5 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,470 is that... you know? 6 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,339 do you think the -- the mother 7 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,473 will show up now? 8 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,308 >> no. no. 9 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,811 poor thing. he's all alone. 10 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:30,951 >> there he is. 11 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,853 >> he was here the whole time? 12 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,522 i almost called the cops. 13 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,457 didn't you tell him to wait for 14 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:36,790 us? 15 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,460 >> do we have to create a scene? 16 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,594 >> why not make a scene? 17 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,196 otherwise it's like i'm not even 18 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:45,966 there. 19 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,800 >> you know what? 20 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,202 jonas is gonna be in a nursing 21 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,337 home by the end of the week. 22 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:49,870 mark my words. 23 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,605 >> ohh. 24 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,217 >> keep your hands off me, kid. 25 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:03,651 >> come on. 26 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:04,485 let's go sit down. 27 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,488 come on. come on. 28 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,589 >> cousin doesn't look that 29 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:08,956 stupid. 30 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,358 >> he's probably thinking the 31 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,292 same thing about you. 32 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,493 >> could you please keep your 33 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:12,960 voice down? 34 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,362 >> we're practically the only 35 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:14,795 ones here. 36 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:15,863 >> all right, that's it. 37 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,332 shut up or wait in the car. 38 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,400 >> luke, dear. 39 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,668 >> are you okay? 40 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,500 screaming doesn't accomplish a 41 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,634 single thing. 42 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,503 makes you look like some 43 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:58,572 blithering bozo. 44 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,641 not good. 45 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,653 >> why are you sleeping here? 46 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,887 is this your room? 47 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:14,955 >> no, grandpa. 48 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:19,293 we're at the relatives'. 49 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,330 >> what are we doing here, luke? 50 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,299 >> it's past 9:00 p.m. grandpa. 51 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,734 we're sleeping. 52 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,637 >> if i were 25, i-i wouldn't be 53 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,004 sleeping here. 54 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,007 i'd be out drinking and screwing 55 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:34,975 and raising hell. 56 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,044 >> it's nighttime, grandpa. 57 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,479 we have to use our inside 58 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,549 voices. 59 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,717 >> do you like to screw, boy? 60 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,654 oh, i bet you do. 61 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,425 it's so wonderful. 62 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,470 this bed is shit. 63 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:06,039 >> tomorrow will be a beautiful 64 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,542 day. 65 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,644 but you need your rest. 66 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,414 i'll make you pancakes and eggs 67 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,782 for breakfast. 68 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,418 now get some sleep. 69 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,762 >> you are not listening! 70 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,964 >> i am listening to you. 71 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,433 >> he has lunatic fits. 72 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,401 >> oh, come on. 73 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,968 >> i mean, god knows what other 74 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,737 sick behaviors -- i mean, paul, 75 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,539 we need to get them proper care! 76 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,573 it's what's best! 77 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,841 >> what, best for who? 78 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,542 for you? 79 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,776 they're family, cindy! 80 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,711 they're family. 81 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,812 they're my family. 82 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:45,913 they're our family. 83 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,448 >> you are not the one who's 84 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,782 gonna be stuck with them all 85 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,018 day! 86 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,964 >> commercials are... 87 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,833 over. 88 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,702 >> * there's company and 89 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,236 conversation * 90 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,773 * recipes and new creations * 91 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,609 * we're cookin' up something 92 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:25,679 good here at home * omething 93 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,948 >> hello, family, and welcome to 94 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,783 our indoor memorial day... 95 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,551 >> luke? 96 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,952 luke, are you in here? 97 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,854 >> every time i plan a picnic 98 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,856 for outside on memorial day... 99 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:41,962 >> yes, i'm here. 100 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,565 >> and because you make them, 101 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,934 you put it together, you're 102 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:47,768 done. 103 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,572 >> how much per pound? 104 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,673 a whole pound? 105 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,141 >> crumble it all up... 106 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,676 >> so you gave us quite a scare 107 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,209 there, luke. 108 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,213 >> that's grandma maggie's 109 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:00,848 chair. 110 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,650 she would never allow you to sit 111 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,050 in it. 112 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,618 it's not proper to sit in 113 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:05,753 someone else's seat. 114 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:09,690 i wouldn't... 115 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,793 we've been looking all morning 116 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,094 for you, you know. 117 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,095 i'm missing work. 118 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,263 cindy is out of her -- 119 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,831 >> grandpa jonas sits there. 120 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,799 that's his seat. 121 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,300 he didn't like watching the tv, 122 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,935 so he would sit in the corner, 123 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,136 and he would watch us. 124 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:23,937 >> i get it. 125 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,606 >> you can't sit there because 126 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,008 it's not your chair. 127 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,754 why would you run off like that? 128 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,522 huh? 129 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,868 >> you'll, um -- you'll come 130 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,970 back with me when you're done 131 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,305 eating, all right? 132 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,072 >> no. 133 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,008 >> what do you mean, "no"? 134 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:01,909 >> sorry. 135 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,210 >> you can't stay here. 136 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,912 i mean, this house is up for 137 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:05,312 sale. 138 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,080 i thought we got rid of all your 139 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:07,681 stuff. 140 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,049 >> my bed is in the attic. 141 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,651 i have a night lamp so it is 142 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,251 never dark. 143 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,953 >> we'll get you another night 144 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:13,787 light, okay? 145 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,323 >> this is where i live. 146 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,827 >> all right, i'm -- what do you 147 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:20,694 want to do? 148 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,596 huh? 149 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:23,731 what do you want to do? 150 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,132 you want to stay here and watch, 151 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,634 uh, uh, cooking shows for the 152 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,601 rest of your life? 153 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,303 is that what you want? 154 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,138 talk to me. 155 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,139 bargain with me. 156 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,240 tell me something. 157 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:38,178 what do you want to do? 158 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,684 i want to go out and screw. 159 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,052 yes. 160 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,620 like a boy my age. 161 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,923 do you -- do you even know what 162 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,992 that means? 163 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,077 >> so, how long will they be 164 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:10,778 staying? 165 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,079 >> your grandfather and 166 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:12,846 cousin... 167 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,815 will be staying as long as they 168 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,017 need to. 169 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,654 >> by executive decision. 170 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,923 >> this is complete shit. 171 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,258 >> it's not shit, grandpa. 172 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,760 it's lasagna. 173 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,731 >> it's just undercooked... 174 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,867 and has too much canned tomato 175 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,904 sauce and not enough flour or 176 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:37,971 cheese. 177 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,342 >> but we must be grateful for 178 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,377 the hospitality. 179 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,188 >> no! no, paul. no. 180 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,857 i'm not waiting for you to take 181 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:57,390 a day off. 182 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,992 i'm going to see nursing homes 183 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,727 right now. 184 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,228 your fa-- your father grabbed my 185 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,863 ass this morning, slipped me a 186 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,997 $20, and asked me to... 187 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,266 god, i can't even say it. 188 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,701 >> flat ass. 189 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,736 she can't even cook. 190 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,037 what kind of woman is that? 191 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,371 >> very easy to say from the 192 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,472 comfort of your own... 193 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,074 >> grandpa, i think we need to 194 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:14,875 be quiet now. 195 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,410 >> what does it matter, boy? 196 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,312 i can't get it up. 197 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,480 it's dead. 198 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,982 what a tragedy. 199 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,051 >> okay, have a nice day! 200 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,085 okay, bye! 201 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,421 oh, my god! 202 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,724 >> aunt cindy, we need to stop 203 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,325 at the nearest restroom. 204 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,727 >> just hold it. 205 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,195 we'll be there in 10. 206 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,031 >> please. 207 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,900 >> on my car?! 208 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,236 oh, i just had it cleaned! 209 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,886 goddamn hell! 210 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,453 it's over, boy. 211 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,489 just leave me here. 212 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,958 i'm finished! 213 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:24,044 i will help you, grandpa. 214 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,445 >> no, no, no, no. 215 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,815 you shouldn't be doing this. 216 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,951 oh. 217 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,019 >> relax. 218 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,187 it was only an accident. 219 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,790 happens to everyone. 220 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,562 >> now, just one leg at a time, 221 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,563 grandpa. 222 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,065 that's right. 223 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,401 shh. shh. 224 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,071 come on, grandpa. 225 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,139 we have to go now. 226 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,008 >> i'm not going anywhere. 227 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,210 >> aunt cindy is waiting. 228 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,545 she'll scream. 229 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,847 >> i want a cigarette. 230 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,148 >> grandma said you couldn't 231 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,049 have cigarettes. 232 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,350 they'll give you cancers, and 233 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,451 that could make you -- 234 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,053 >> are you a child or are you a 235 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,921 man, boy?! 236 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,557 you stop your damn whining! 237 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,960 you're not a complete moron, you 238 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,460 know! 239 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,262 your grandma's not here anymore, 240 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,897 so you better get your shit 241 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,565 together like anybody else! 242 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:22,269 like a man! 243 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,404 >> smells like a urinal! 244 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,840 ohh! 245 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,175 >> your mother's really 246 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,009 something. 247 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,543 she bought every car-leather 248 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,412 cleaner and air purifier that i 249 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,013 have. 250 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,281 >> she's my aunt cindy. 251 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,016 my mother left me when i was 4 252 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:40,187 and doesn't want me back. 253 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,188 >> can i help you? 254 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,455 >> yes, i would like some 255 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,490 cigarettes, please. 256 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,992 >> you don't look like the 257 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,625 smoking type. 258 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,960 that's a nasty habit. 259 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,061 you know that, right? 260 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,429 >> yes, i know very well the 261 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,064 dangers of smoking, but grandpa 262 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,532 won't come out of the bathroom. 263 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,633 he wants a cigarette. 264 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,202 i told him grandma would not 265 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,636 approve, even though she's dead 266 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,238 and buried, but he told me to 267 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,639 tell you that i have money and 268 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,208 i'm over 18, so give me some 269 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,945 goddamn cigarettes. 270 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,146 >> easy, old man. 271 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,115 no heart attacks on my shift, 272 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:08,581 okay. 273 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,151 piss off. 274 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,253 insolent kid. 275 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,958 hey, come sit down, man. 276 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,559 what are you, a lamp post? 277 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,995 come here, man. 278 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,573 >> sam. 279 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,574 you are a man. 280 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,443 do you have your shit together 281 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,610 like anybody else? 282 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,413 >> i don't know. 283 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,515 stupid job, but it pays the 284 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,650 bills, right? 285 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,485 >> i don't have a job. 286 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,021 >> are you looking? 287 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,556 >> yes. 288 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,424 i can't watch cooking shows for 289 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,659 the rest of my life. 290 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,594 i want to screw. 291 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,930 >> you definitely got your 292 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,399 priorities straight. 293 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,668 well, you can do something, 294 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,469 right? 295 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,437 i mean, everybody can do 296 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,472 something. 297 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,406 who knows? 298 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408 one day, you may even screw. 299 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,277 >> uncle paul says i shouldn't 300 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,578 think about screwing. 301 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,713 and for sure, not ask aunt cindy 302 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,348 what it really means. 303 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,951 >> you know what? 304 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,253 i got something for you, my 305 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,657 friend. 306 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,293 this is going to teach you 307 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,961 everything you need to know 308 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:33,066 about screwing. 309 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,134 stay true to what you 310 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,970 want... always. 311 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,405 all right, i got a customer, so 312 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,172 i got to go. 313 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,274 but you take ca-- yeah, look at 314 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:41,741 that. 315 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,543 look at that right there. 316 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,012 that's you! 317 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:48,581 >> yes. 318 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,385 oh. 319 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,087 >> we have lovely pictures 320 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,722 around, all along the hallway. 321 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,623 >> yes, yes. 322 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,590 >> carpeting. 323 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,127 >> i-it's like a hotel for old 324 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:00,693 people. 325 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,662 >> yeah, we try to make it a 326 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,731 unique and relaxing experience 327 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,199 for everyone here. 328 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,734 >> absolutely fabulous. 329 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,070 you have a room open today? 330 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,172 >> we do have a room available. 331 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,111 >> and repeat. 332 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,381 and one, and two, and three. 333 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,185 pathetic. 334 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,186 >> yes. 335 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,688 >> luke, keep an eye on the 336 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,756 relatives. 337 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,092 >> i'm going to get a job. 338 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,494 >> oh, that's the ticket, boy. 339 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,097 first the job... 340 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,632 then you find yourself a nice 341 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,668 girl. 342 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,536 girl who doesn't nag, likes to 343 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,504 travel and -- 344 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,305 >> screw. 345 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,107 >> luke, who taught you that 346 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,042 language? 347 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,243 "make love," son. 348 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,511 that's how you say it. 349 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,582 >> okay. 350 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,450 >> you know why your mother left 351 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,753 you? 352 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,255 >> she was young. 353 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,423 >> and stupid. 354 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,592 she didn't even tell us who your 355 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,559 father was. 356 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:11,231 probably some other idiot kid. 357 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:11,831 it's true. 358 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,400 you were a crazy child. 359 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,268 i felt like drowning you in the 360 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,438 bath more than once. 361 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,407 look at you now. 362 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,842 you're a man. 363 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,278 well, almost, anyway. 364 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,722 i won't be getting out of here. 365 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,291 you're on your own, kid. 366 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,708 >> hey, how about we give each 367 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,177 other a little alone time? 368 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,546 what do you think? 369 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,523 >> brad! 370 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,425 >> luke, i thought you were with 371 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:45,892 my mom. 372 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,727 >> no, i'm standing right here. 373 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,728 >> who is that? 374 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,829 >> it's my cousin. 375 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,531 you know, the one i told you 376 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,165 about? 377 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:52,932 >> the retard? 378 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,534 >> no, he's not retarded, 379 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,235 exactly. 380 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,703 he's autistic or something. 381 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,171 right, luke? autistic? 382 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,672 >> grandma said that i defy 383 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,208 clinical categorization. 384 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,775 i'm just as special as anyone 385 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,511 else, maybe even a little bit 386 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:04,911 more. 387 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,579 >> listen, luke, you cannot tell 388 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,847 mom about this, all right? 389 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,249 she can be a total bitch 390 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:09,749 sometimes. 391 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,384 just be a little white lie, you 392 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:11,718 know? 393 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,386 all right, you're not gonna tell 394 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,221 on me, right? 395 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,924 >> tell what? 396 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,927 >> oh. pretty sharp, cousin. 397 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,495 hey, um, do you want to come 398 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,763 chill with us for a while? 399 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,431 >> uh... 400 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,865 >> yeah, yeah, go sit down with 401 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,534 charlene, and i'll go grab some 402 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:32,605 beer from my dad's secret stash. 403 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:38,945 so, want to sit? 404 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:44,517 >> hmm? 405 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,656 um, sorry to hear about your 406 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,923 grandmother. 407 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,692 and sorry i called you a... you 408 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,293 know. 409 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,994 >> people who call me that are 410 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,763 ignorant fools or retarded 411 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,630 themselves. 412 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,665 i'm quite smart. 413 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,500 i have a high-school diploma and 414 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,968 a certificate from advanced 415 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,603 cooking technique by mail. 416 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,506 you're cute. 417 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,875 you know that? 418 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,345 >> no. i did not. 419 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,349 i'm cute. 420 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:20,420 >> so, luke... 421 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,655 how long were you watching us? 422 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,990 >> three minutes? 423 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,992 >> should have kept quiet. 424 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,361 could have learned a thing or 425 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:28,828 two. 426 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,631 >> mm, yes, i am a fast learner. 427 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,705 could you do me a huge favor? 428 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,706 >> no? 429 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,974 yes! yes. 430 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,577 >> could you pass me my bra? 431 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,713 it's right over there. 432 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,025 >> luke, are you touching my 433 00:20:59,025 --> 00:20:59,926 girlfriend? 434 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,793 >> yes. no! 435 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,562 >> charlene is smoking-hot, 436 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,931 isn't she? 437 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,833 >> do you think i'm pretty? 438 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,735 >> you are very easy on the 439 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,402 eyes. 440 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,004 >> charlene's got the best tits 441 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:12,739 in school. 442 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,407 but you'll have to find your own 443 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:14,907 hot bitch. 444 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,344 >> where? 445 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,479 >> where do you find a girl? 446 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,648 >> mm, smoking-hot bitch like 447 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,383 charlene. 448 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,419 i was joking. 449 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,654 but, i mean, i don't want to put 450 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,755 you down or anything 'cause 451 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:29,622 you're a nice guy. 452 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,759 but, um, girls, really? 453 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,327 >> yes. 454 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,596 girls. really. 455 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,968 >> mm. 456 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,946 >> hi. 457 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,015 >> so, did the nursing home not 458 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,717 meet your expectations? 459 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,018 >> no, it was fine. 460 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,453 it was just fine. 461 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,389 thank you for setting it up, 462 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:02,989 okay? 463 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,824 >> praise, indeed. 464 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,893 oh, i found ben and his lovely 465 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,995 girlfriend drinking when i got 466 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,397 home, with luke. 467 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:10,897 >> what? 468 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,565 >> yeah, they got him drunk. 469 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,800 he could barely speak. 470 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,435 he just kept staring at her 471 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:15,802 tits. 472 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,371 >> bad boy, luke. 473 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,632 hmm... 474 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,944 >> what did you put in these? 475 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:58,678 crack? 476 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,413 >> just butter and love. 477 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,515 >> cousin, i think you're okay, 478 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,584 so i'm gonna give you the heads 479 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:04,951 up. 480 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,619 my parents are a burnt toast 481 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,120 away from killing each other. 482 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,856 think bloody, national evening 483 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:10,457 news. 484 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,991 mom is on heavy, heavy 485 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,160 antidepressants but is still a 486 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,763 psycho bitch. 487 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,865 and dad, although he doesn't 488 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,133 seem it, is the worst of all. 489 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,503 you're not safe here. 490 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,473 none of us are. 491 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:30,443 >> cousin megan... could i ask 492 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,178 you a question? 493 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,913 >> sure. 494 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,489 >> how can i find a job? 495 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,724 >> well, there's millions of 496 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,126 sites for that on the internet. 497 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,730 don't you have a laptop? 498 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:55,502 the classifieds. 499 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,936 my dad still gets the local 500 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:57,704 newspaper. 501 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:58,771 he's so backwards. 502 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,909 >> mm. 503 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:03,743 >> see? 504 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,177 here are the jobs. 505 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,079 here are their numbers. 506 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,114 super-easy. 507 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,116 even a retard could do it. 508 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,084 sorry. 509 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,986 >> morning, sweetie. 510 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:17,156 luke. 511 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,627 hi, hon. 512 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,496 hey, brad. 513 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,131 well... 514 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,000 i, uh, i best, um... 515 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,970 i best get going. 516 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:35,007 yes. 517 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,743 >> hey, luke, still in one 518 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:37,710 piece, buddy? 519 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,845 i was afraid after all that 520 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,112 corruption we put you through -- 521 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,113 >> watch it, smart ass. 522 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:42,949 get your shit and let's go. 523 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,083 you ready, megan? 524 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,018 >> no, but that's never seemed 525 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,556 to matter. 526 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,758 thanks for the breakfast. 527 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:59,799 >> did -- did you cook? 528 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:03,803 >> yes? 529 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:08,808 >> really? 530 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,643 >> i wrote up the house rules 531 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:11,544 last night. 532 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:12,545 they are here. 533 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,180 they are simple and specific. 534 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,916 i'll be back at 2:00. 535 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,955 please don't burn down the 536 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:23,723 house. 537 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:28,060 >> no burning. okay. 538 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,182 arlene. 539 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,951 arlene can wait. 540 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,185 i need a job. 541 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:56,656 mm. mm. 542 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,965 >> "easy jobs placement is your 543 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:06,666 answer. 544 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,034 come in for a personal 545 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:08,868 interview. 546 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:09,969 542 main street. 547 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:13,339 don't wait." 548 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:14,674 left on 5th. 549 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,608 breathe. 550 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,043 no running away to maggie's. 551 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,077 no drinking beer. 552 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,045 no reading porn. 553 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:21,180 all the rules are followed, yes. 554 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:21,814 mm. 555 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:22,815 walk faster. 556 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,316 aunt cindy gets back at 557 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,184 2:00 p.m. 558 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,287 breathe again. 559 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,757 next left. 560 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,291 >> yeah, so, apparently i'm not 561 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,392 girlfriend material. 562 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,896 yeah, that's what he said. 563 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,198 yeah, he told me that, and i was 564 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,733 like, "i'm sorry. 565 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,835 who's the one living at home 566 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,971 with his mother, unemployed?" 567 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,976 yeah, so, that's kind of over. 568 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:53,680 i'm gonna call you back, okay? 569 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:56,248 can i help you? 570 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,216 >> yes. you must. 571 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,785 it took me 52 minutes to get 572 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,119 here, and i have to be back 573 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,920 before my -- 574 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,421 >> do you have business here, or 575 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,056 did somebody tip you off about 576 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,692 my tits, and you thought you'd 577 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,826 just come take a peek? 578 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:07,760 >> i need a job. 579 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,160 >> oh. 580 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,696 well, you came to the right 581 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,030 place, then, 'cause finding 582 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,699 peeping-toms jobs is all we do 583 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:13,032 here. 584 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,200 >> my name is not tom. 585 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,335 it's luke. 586 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,336 >> okay, luke. 587 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,238 um, have a seat and fill this 588 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:19,806 out. 589 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,741 i'll call you when our next job 590 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:22,909 counselor's ready. 591 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,012 >> easy jobs. this is maria. 592 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,847 uh, i'm not totally sure that 593 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:28,881 she's in today. 594 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:30,683 can you hold for one second? 595 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,285 yeah, it'll just be one sec. 596 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,854 did you forget something? 597 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,322 >> maria, do you not nag and 598 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,289 like to travel? 599 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,991 i'm looking for a female with 600 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,192 those specifications. 601 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,861 >> don't you think we should 602 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,462 find you a job before you start 603 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:46,265 asking me out on dates? 604 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,333 >> yes. 605 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,435 one step at a time. 606 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,871 first the job. 607 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:55,041 >> right. 608 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,475 uh, she's actually out of the 609 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,343 office today. 610 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,045 i can transfer you to her voice 611 00:27:59,045 --> 00:27:59,411 mail. 612 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:04,116 great. 613 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:08,154 >> "first name" -- luke. 614 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,002 >> i see you graduated from high 615 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:24,036 school last year. 616 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,471 may i ask what took so long? 617 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:29,175 >> yes, you may. 618 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,142 >> what took so long? 619 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,277 >> grandma maggie said that 620 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,511 there was no rush and i should 621 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:33,846 go at my own special pace. 622 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:34,914 she also got sick and had 623 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,182 trouble teaching me biology and 624 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:36,749 algebra. 625 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,184 i didn't have that much trouble, 626 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:38,851 just her. 627 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:40,152 i got a class ring that says 628 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,821 "hope high," but the school that 629 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,055 actually sent the test was 630 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,390 called adult learning center. 631 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,024 >> luke. 632 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,959 i don't think i can help you. 633 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,961 you see, you've got no previous 634 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,897 experience, no references, no 635 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,865 higher education or vocational 636 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,901 training, no computer skills or 637 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,136 languages. 638 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,438 do you understand? 639 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,339 >> i can cook. 640 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:02,041 grandma maggie taught me 23 of 641 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,475 her favorite dinner entrées, 642 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:04,777 including breakfast. 643 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:05,778 no desserts yet. 644 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:06,178 and -- 645 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:10,149 >> okay. okay. 646 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:13,019 look... 647 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,222 i know a guy you should meet. 648 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,129 >> oh, late. 649 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,163 almost late. 650 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:29,568 i'm gonna get it. 651 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,471 2:00 p.m. 652 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,874 2:00 p.m. 653 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,844 luke, five blocks, two minutes. 654 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,278 you can do it. 655 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,389 >> let me guess. 656 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,158 you're luke, aren't you? 657 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:52,925 >> yes. 658 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,460 >> we've been looking around for 659 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:54,994 you. 660 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,095 where you been, son? 661 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,864 >> easy jobs in downtown. 662 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,398 i'm going to get a job at 663 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,300 smiles, but i didn't go there 664 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,335 yet because aunt cindy gets back 665 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,303 at 2:00 p.m. 666 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,238 >> i think she got home early, 667 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,875 luke. 668 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:11,543 >> we have a big problem. 669 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,212 >> whatever. 670 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:14,080 come on. 671 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,182 get in the car, and i'll give 672 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,449 you a ride home. 673 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,886 luke. come on. get in the car. 674 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:29,962 >> "smiles. 675 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,931 independent living and support 676 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,499 of employment for special 677 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,266 people." 678 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,269 >> what could possibly be going 679 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,138 on in that underdeveloped mind 680 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:39,972 of yours?! 681 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,508 you thought you were finding a 682 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,309 job?! 683 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,577 taking buses around town?! 684 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,882 god! 685 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:54,153 luke! 686 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:59,091 luke, where are you? 687 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,160 >> i'm right here. 688 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:09,001 >> was i not clear in my 689 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,403 instructions? 690 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,576 >> back at 2:00 p.m. 691 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,678 that's what it said. 692 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,481 >> my manicurist canceled. 693 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,350 can i not come home whenever i 694 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,284 feel like it? 695 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:26,919 >> i followed all of the 696 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,320 instructions that you -- 697 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,189 >> no, no, no, you didn't, and 698 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:31,090 you know it. 699 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,025 god, what am i supposed to do? 700 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,693 am i supposed to lock you up? 701 00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:36,695 i mean, is that what maggie did? 702 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,464 did she lock you up so you 703 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,399 didn't run around doing stupid 704 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,033 shit? 705 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:41,500 >> no! 706 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,202 grandma would never lock the 707 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:43,602 door! 708 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:44,103 no! 709 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,004 that's a lie! 710 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,038 that's bad! bad! 711 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,106 grandma was good. 712 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:52,611 no screaming. 713 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:09,528 hey, um, luke? 714 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,463 i didn't mean it like that, 715 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,164 okay? 716 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,566 >> i wasn't doing stupid shit. 717 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,436 i'm a grown boy -- a man. 718 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,673 i wanted to get a job at smiles. 719 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,976 if i have a job, i can live by 720 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:24,543 myself. 721 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,512 i won't need proper care, a 722 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:29,181 residential facility. 723 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,717 i don't want someone screaming. 724 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:36,588 screaming is bad. 725 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,624 i promised maria i would visit 726 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,126 when i have a job. 727 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:43,162 i want to see her breasts again. 728 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:54,340 >> aunt cindy, is this an 729 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,741 emergency? 730 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,049 mm, maybe, honey. 731 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,251 >> shall i call uncle paul on 732 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,318 his mobile? 733 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,319 >> no, no. 734 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,522 let's, um... 735 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,758 let's just wait a minute. 736 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:28,140 come here. 737 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,342 and don't tell me you don't 738 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:34,380 drink. 739 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,582 luke, i won't hurt you. 740 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,250 or scream. 741 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,053 i promise. 742 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:42,621 okay. 743 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:49,061 sit! 744 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:54,700 drink. 745 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,637 >> do you think i'm a bitch? 746 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,472 the manicurist canceled on me 747 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,308 today because she said i was a 748 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,243 bitch, and she didn't want to do 749 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,411 my nails, "no mo'." 750 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:07,279 and now officer smart-ass tells 751 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,148 me i have to chill out and give 752 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,149 you some space. 753 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,517 does everyone think i'm a bitch? 754 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,784 >> brad said you were a total 755 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,319 bitch. 756 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,620 megan says you're a psycho b-- 757 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:20,492 >> okay, thank you. thank you. 758 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:24,530 i think i'm a bitch, too. 759 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:28,300 >> i scream sometimes. 760 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,270 i shouldn't, but i do. 761 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:37,343 breathing helps. and pancakes. 762 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,648 i love pancakes. 763 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,222 give me that piece of paper 764 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,157 you're hiding. 765 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,759 don't think i didn't see it. 766 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,727 come on. 767 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,269 smiles. 768 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,837 what a wonderful name. 769 00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:08,340 >> yes. 770 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,808 >> i don't pretend to 771 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,244 understand you, but it's good to 772 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,279 have dreams. 773 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,347 do you want me to take you to 774 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,682 this smiles place? 775 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:18,350 >> that would be very 776 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:22,154 acceptable. 777 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:26,492 >> luke... 778 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:29,361 um, you don't need to leave. 779 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,498 not yet, at least, and the thing 780 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:35,501 is i don't want you mentioning 781 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,536 any of this to your 782 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,506 uncle paul -- any of it, really. 783 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:41,640 he's getting tired of me. 784 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,808 he hasn't touched me since, 785 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:48,480 um... 786 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,582 i just... 787 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,784 i don't think i could handle a 788 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:58,290 divorce. 789 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:03,595 do you understand? 790 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,365 >> okay. 791 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:08,300 >> okay. 792 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,341 yeah. 793 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:19,678 we should talk more often. 794 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,413 >> mr. nichols? 795 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,781 luke is here. 796 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:23,915 >> lucas! 797 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,719 >> my name is luke. 798 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,354 >> ah. 799 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:29,888 chloe tells us that bobby sent 800 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:30,689 you to us. 801 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,623 is that right? 802 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,459 >> yes, bobby said you could get 803 00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:33,992 me a job. 804 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,861 i can't live by myself yet. 805 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,263 i have to wait until 806 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,930 aunt cindy says that uncle paul 807 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:42,401 has touched her. 808 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,370 >> uh, we'll come back to this 809 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:44,836 later. 810 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,772 i see you were home-schooled. 811 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:47,806 is that right? 812 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:48,540 >> yes. 813 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,309 my grandma took me out of the 814 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,010 special school because they were 815 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,679 treating me like an idiot. 816 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,481 >> lucas, all this is amazing. 817 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:58,016 do you have any special skills 818 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,018 we should know about? 819 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,388 for example, uh, can you 820 00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:04,923 multiply big numbers, like 999 821 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:05,857 by 999? 822 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:08,794 or memorize entire books? 823 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:11,297 >> i can cook breakfast and 23 824 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:13,332 different dinner entrées. 825 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,666 no desserts yet. 826 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,268 >> yes, yes, yes. 827 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,269 of course. 828 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,670 uh, that's great. 829 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:19,838 that's great. 830 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,807 and now you, uh -- you want a 831 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,342 job, is that right? 832 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:23,909 >> yes. 833 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,977 i've told you that three times 834 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:26,612 now. 835 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,780 and i told chloe that 33 minutes 836 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:29,415 ago. 837 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,317 i want to be independent and 838 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:32,518 live my own life. 839 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:34,520 i need a job urgently so i can 840 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,022 ask maria out on a date. 841 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:10,822 >> since when do you cook soup, 842 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,357 mom? 843 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,691 >> luke cooked it, didn't he? 844 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:13,992 >> no, luke didn't cook it. 845 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,661 >> either luke cooked it, or you 846 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,363 forced the cleaning lady to cook 847 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:17,729 again. 848 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:18,964 >> yeah, don't lie to us. 849 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:19,898 we're not dumb. 850 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:21,633 >> this is actually pretty good. 851 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,834 you really cooked this? 852 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,503 >> luke, would you please tell 853 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:26,037 my loving family who cooked this 854 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:26,972 delicious meal? 855 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,640 >> aunt cindy cooked the soup. 856 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,376 it's from season 3, episode 9 -- 857 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:31,810 "mediterranean masterpieces." 858 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:32,944 i can cook it better. 859 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,079 it has too much salt. 860 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,114 >> thank you. thank you. 861 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,616 >> i knew you cooked it. 862 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,684 i was just, uh -- 863 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:39,651 >> oh, shut up. 864 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,654 >> so, luke, you find a 865 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,755 girlfriend yet? 866 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,557 >> that's not funny, brad. 867 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,025 he's been home all day. 868 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,460 >> i found a girl. 869 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,060 >> what? 870 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,663 >> you did? 871 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,130 he did? 872 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,865 >> i was meaning to tell you, 873 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:54,466 paul. 874 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,667 >> her name is maria. 875 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,403 >> what the heck is going on? 876 00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:58,904 >> luke is gonna train for a 877 00:38:58,904 --> 00:38:59,471 job. 878 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,072 >> from the classifieds, like i 879 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:01,840 told you? 880 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,675 >> wait, you're the one who told 881 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,743 him to get a job? 882 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,711 >> doing what? 883 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,479 and -- and how is he getting 884 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:07,979 around? 885 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,114 >> i took the bus. 886 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,582 i followed the rules. 887 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:11,149 >> honey. 888 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,751 where were you in all of this? 889 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:13,752 getting a manicure? 890 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,053 >> i already dealt with it, 891 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:15,587 paul. 892 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,055 >> wait, wait, does she have big 893 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:17,589 tits? 894 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:18,424 >> both: brad! 895 00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:19,858 >> what? it's a valid question. 896 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,393 >> maria has very acceptable 897 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:21,827 breasts. 898 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,094 >> cousin luke, i hope you 899 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,763 didn't find this maria from the 900 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:25,564 classifieds. 901 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:26,665 girls who post in the 902 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,133 classifieds usually want money. 903 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,768 >> okay, that's -- that's quite 904 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,669 enough of that. 905 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:31,937 >> maria's not a slut like 906 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:32,638 charlene. 907 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:34,406 i will ask her out on a date as 908 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:35,874 soon as i have a real paying 909 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:36,408 job. 910 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,909 aunt cindy, could i have some 911 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:42,681 more soup, please? 912 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:46,485 >> it's my pleasure, luke. 913 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,754 >> i still don't believe you. 914 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,962 >> want me to go in there with 915 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:57,596 you? 916 00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,765 >> mm, that won't be necessary. 917 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,967 >> you sure you want to do this, 918 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,670 luke? 919 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:05,904 >> yes. 920 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,139 i need a job. 921 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,808 >> oh, you keep saying that, but 922 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:10,676 i don't get it. 923 00:40:10,676 --> 00:40:12,043 you never wanted a job before, 924 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,512 when you were with maggie. 925 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,813 why do you suddenly want one 926 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:15,113 now? 927 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:16,782 >> uncle paul, it is good that i 928 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:20,118 have dreams. 929 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:23,188 >> yeah, i guess, but, uh... 930 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:31,029 i had dreams once. 931 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:35,133 seems like a lifetime ago. 932 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:40,939 now it's just... i don't know 933 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,241 what it is. 934 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,712 i know i wake up in the morning, 935 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:51,049 shower, get dressed, go to work, 936 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:55,186 work, eat, work some more, come 937 00:40:55,186 --> 00:41:00,792 home, eat, get undressed, go to 938 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,595 sleep. 939 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:04,763 then i wake up in the morning, 940 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:05,964 and i start the whole thing all 941 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:06,598 over again. 942 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,000 i don't know what's wrong with 943 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,535 me. 944 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:10,936 >> you're not a very good 945 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,804 listener, but that's all right. 946 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,940 i'll cook you something nice for 947 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,074 dinner tonight. 948 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:18,176 that'll make everything better. 949 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:22,247 >> thank you, luke. 950 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:23,849 >> uncle paul. 951 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:24,750 >> oh. 952 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:34,726 hey, luke. 953 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:37,062 good luck. 954 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,622 >> 59 minutes late. 955 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:06,257 not good. not nice. 956 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:22,741 >> let me guess. you're luke. 957 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:23,775 do you talk? 958 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,711 >> yes, i speak very well. 959 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,045 >> that's a shame. 960 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,147 i got along very well with the 961 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,982 last retard from smiles. 962 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,317 he didn't say a single word. 963 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,184 it was heaven. 964 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,886 >> i am not retarded, and people 965 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,054 who call me that are -- 966 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:36,955 >> i know that! 967 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:38,256 and if you didn't have a paper 968 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,591 bag over your head, you'd 969 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,859 realize i was using irony and 970 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:42,694 figures of speech! 971 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:43,929 but you probably thought i meant 972 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:45,063 "paper bag" literally, didn't 973 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,998 you? 974 00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,735 you can relax. 975 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:51,336 you'll find your countless 976 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,605 limitations are all known to me. 977 00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:57,275 i have very low expectations. 978 00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:58,777 >> i am very smart. 979 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,912 and i'm here to train for a job. 980 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,281 where's my smiles trainer who 981 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,283 will test my abilities? 982 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,753 >> none of the smiles trainers 983 00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,154 come here anymore. 984 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:11,957 you're all alone, and if you 985 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,859 haven't figured it out yet, i'm 986 00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:14,960 your supervisor. 987 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,394 my name is zack -- never 988 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,128 zachary. 989 00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,397 i run the i.t. department. 990 00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:23,869 and i own your ass! 991 00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:25,203 don't even think about shaking 992 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:25,837 my hand! 993 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:28,106 to the dungeon, half-wit! 994 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,781 you're sharp, luke. 995 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,248 i've had many smiles kids just 996 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,917 stand there all morning after i 997 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:39,685 said that. 998 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:41,152 you should try using figures of 999 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,721 speech and irony as much as 1000 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:43,221 possible. 1001 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,856 they're necessary if you're to 1002 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:45,924 live in this world. 1003 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:46,958 humanity is evil. 1004 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,862 >> okay. 1005 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:52,130 >> do you know what i do when 1006 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,364 the people noise gets so bad 1007 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:54,399 that i want to scream? 1008 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:55,867 >> no. how would i know that? 1009 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,803 >> stop being such a 1010 00:43:57,803 --> 00:44:02,007 noise-maker, you human! 1011 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,853 what i did back there was not 1012 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:15,854 appropriate. 1013 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,956 it showed lack of self-control 1014 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,257 and poor judgment. 1015 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,458 you don't ever do it, 1016 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,259 understand? 1017 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:21,927 >> yes. 1018 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:23,461 screaming is very bad, i know. 1019 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,163 >> the only reason i got away 1020 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,832 with it is because my father 1021 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:27,933 owns this company. 1022 00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:29,735 if you were to do something like 1023 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:31,369 that, you would be escorted from 1024 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:32,904 the building by security. 1025 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,740 it's happened before. 1026 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:37,042 >> i should start my training 1027 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,043 now, yes. 1028 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,177 >> training. 1029 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:45,316 aaaaaaaaaah! 1030 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,785 my father had the walls 1031 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:47,485 soundproofed. 1032 00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,754 >> i am breathing. 1033 00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,188 >> i'm glad you show some 1034 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,422 higher function, luke. 1035 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,191 unfortunately, the tasks you'll 1036 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,893 be performing are worthy of a 1037 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:55,961 preschool diploma. 1038 00:44:55,961 --> 00:44:57,428 you'll be sorting and delivering 1039 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,030 snail mail, filing thousands of 1040 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,398 bullshit customer reports, and 1041 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,466 making coffee, if the 1042 00:45:01,466 --> 00:45:03,134 secretaries don't think you're a 1043 00:45:03,134 --> 00:45:03,969 health hazard. 1044 00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:05,336 so don't let them catch you 1045 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,038 picking your nose or drooling. 1046 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,439 >> i make good coffee and 23 1047 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:09,941 different dinner entrées, 1048 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,109 including breakfast -- 1049 00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:11,777 >> wow! 1050 00:45:11,777 --> 00:45:13,144 you're a regular housewife. 1051 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,179 let's get married. 1052 00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,013 i don't care! 1053 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,447 and i don't want to talk to you 1054 00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:17,115 anymore. 1055 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,216 get your ass to work! 1056 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,484 >> i have not yet received 1057 00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:21,052 proper instruction on how to 1058 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,387 sort and deliver snail mail, 1059 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,089 file bullshit reports, and where 1060 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,490 is the coffee machine located? 1061 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:27,192 >> do i look like i'm about to 1062 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:27,993 be helpful? 1063 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:31,162 >> mm, no. 1064 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:35,233 >> get out of here! 1065 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,164 >> ah, you must be the new 1066 00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:06,564 idiot. 1067 00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:08,233 you better hurry up with that 1068 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:08,800 mail. 1069 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,434 >> i'm luke. 1070 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:10,836 i'm not the new idiot. 1071 00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:12,337 >> did zack send you down here 1072 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:13,171 by yourself? 1073 00:46:13,171 --> 00:46:14,439 he just thinks everything 1074 00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,074 revolves around his dark little 1075 00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:16,474 world. 1076 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,176 you kids need adult supervision. 1077 00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:19,878 >> i'm not a kid, and i have not 1078 00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:21,179 been trained in the proper 1079 00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:22,480 procedure to sort the snail 1080 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,048 mail. 1081 00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:24,249 this is not acceptable. 1082 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,516 >> okay, listen carefully, 1083 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,118 because i don't repeat myself 1084 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:27,886 for anyone. 1085 00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:29,187 you pick up the mail, you see 1086 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:30,488 who it's addressed to, and you 1087 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,090 put it in the corresponding bin. 1088 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,524 the department chart is directly 1089 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:34,425 across from you. 1090 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:35,961 the red cart goes to the south 1091 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:36,294 wing. 1092 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,896 the blue cart goes to the north 1093 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,264 wing, and then you walk around 1094 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,531 and you look at the names on 1095 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:42,033 people's desks and give them 1096 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:44,169 their goddamn mail! 1097 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:01,079 >> you want to know what to do 1098 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,180 with all the mail everybody 1099 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:02,981 keeps giving you. 1100 00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:03,314 >> yes. 1101 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:04,449 >> and you don't want to ask 1102 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:05,616 angry betsy by the mail room. 1103 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:06,151 >> yes. 1104 00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:07,185 >> so you come to me for 1105 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:07,552 answers. 1106 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:08,086 >> yes. 1107 00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:09,454 you are my supervisor. 1108 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:10,521 you own my ass. 1109 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:12,290 >> i see you took the mail. 1110 00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:13,658 that shows initiative. 1111 00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:15,126 i had this smiles girl once who 1112 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,294 started hitting people that 1113 00:48:16,294 --> 00:48:17,595 tried to give her packages, and 1114 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:19,064 then another kid who took them, 1115 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,198 but then threw them in the 1116 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,033 trash. 1117 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,201 i guess i'd concede i'm not the 1118 00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:24,135 best supervisor, but -- 1119 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,170 >> you talk too much, zack! 1120 00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:26,271 i still have the blue cart to 1121 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:27,305 deliver, and at my current 1122 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:28,339 speed, it will take me all 1123 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,140 morning to finish. 1124 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,308 and what about the bullshit 1125 00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:31,209 reports and coffee? 1126 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:32,277 i need to know about the 1127 00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:33,178 packages urgently. 1128 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:34,445 i can only stay until 1:00 p.m. 1129 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,680 since i'm not a paid employee. 1130 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,951 don't scream, please. 1131 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,052 >> you can leave all the 1132 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,320 outgoing mail in the white bag 1133 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,654 by the postage meter in the mail 1134 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:44,189 room. 1135 00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:45,490 you're not qualified to operate 1136 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:47,592 machinery. 1137 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,660 >> thank you. 1138 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:55,733 >> what are you doing here? 1139 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,702 >> trying to leave, but i can't. 1140 00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,604 >> i mean what are you doing at 1141 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,439 this stupid company, training 1142 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,342 for this stupid job? 1143 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,644 do you know what's your purpose 1144 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,980 to society? 1145 00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:11,249 do you know why you're alive, 1146 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:16,521 luke? 1147 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:18,723 i'll tell you what's your 1148 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:19,724 purpose. 1149 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:22,493 you're here to make people feel 1150 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:25,463 sorry for you. 1151 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,632 you're here to remind people 1152 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,767 what a sad world we live in 1153 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:32,237 where somebody like you can be 1154 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:34,705 born. 1155 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:37,175 you're here as a living, 1156 00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:40,011 breathing, stinking example of 1157 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:42,447 everything they don't want for 1158 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:45,383 themselves. 1159 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:47,385 and no amount of rushing to 1160 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,420 finish your chores is gonna 1161 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:58,329 change that or make it better. 1162 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:06,304 >> no. 1163 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:07,605 >> did you say "no"? 1164 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,440 >> i'm here to train for a job 1165 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,176 so i can ask maria out on a 1166 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:11,609 date. 1167 00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:13,311 and uncle paul doesn't know it 1168 00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:14,745 yet, but someday i'm going to 1169 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:19,016 live by myself... and screw, yes. 1170 00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:39,237 >> go straight home, luke. 1171 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,507 please. 1172 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:49,680 >> hey. 1173 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,416 most guys would have waited at 1174 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,084 least a week before making a 1175 00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:54,152 second appearance. 1176 00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:55,620 >> maria, i'm in training at 1177 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:56,421 click&easy. 1178 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,189 >> hmm, i thought you were the 1179 00:50:58,189 --> 00:50:58,789 nerdy type. 1180 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:01,092 hey, that's a great company. 1181 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,428 i actually applied to temp there 1182 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,596 before i ended up here, so... 1183 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,332 uh... 1184 00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:08,733 is that all you wanted to tell 1185 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:09,200 me? 1186 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,235 >> yes, that's all. 1187 00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:11,669 i will not mention your breasts 1188 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,371 again until our date when i have 1189 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:13,738 a job. 1190 00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:15,540 right now i must concentrate on 1191 00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:17,208 snail mail, filing bullshit 1192 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,309 reports, coffee -- 1193 00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:20,545 >> luke. 1194 00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:21,879 what if i say no? 1195 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:24,249 i mean, you're -- you're cute 1196 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,451 and all, but maybe i'm looking 1197 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,553 for something different in a 1198 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:31,222 guy. 1199 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,463 >> maria can't say no. 1200 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,466 >> tough day, huh? 1201 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,703 >> yes. very tough. 1202 00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:19,837 >> try getting married and 1203 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:20,571 having kids. 1204 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:38,556 jonas is, um, not doing too 1205 00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:42,693 well. 1206 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:43,928 they call me at work. 1207 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,730 i have to go see the doctor at 1208 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,497 the home. 1209 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,333 >> i need to see grandpa before 1210 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,669 he is dead. 1211 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,405 >> yeah. yeah, i do, too. 1212 00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:09,987 >> grandpa, i can't just figure 1213 00:53:09,987 --> 00:53:10,855 it out. 1214 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:13,391 i need you to tell me what to 1215 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:17,428 do, okay? 1216 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:19,664 please wake up. 1217 00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:34,612 >> i don't think i've ever seen 1218 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:37,415 him this way. 1219 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,851 he seems so -- so calm. 1220 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:42,687 >> he's not snoring. 1221 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,588 >> huh? 1222 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:45,956 >> grandpa snores like a wild 1223 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:46,891 hog. 1224 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,794 he's not sleeping well. 1225 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:51,862 he's not calm. 1226 00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:04,909 >> want to sit? sit. 1227 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,612 do he ever mention me much? 1228 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:10,515 >> grandpa called me paul when 1229 00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:12,950 he couldn't find me in the 1230 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:15,886 house -- always. 1231 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:17,588 >> oh, yeah? 1232 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,358 >> yes. 1233 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,259 >> huh. 1234 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:29,567 boy, was he pissed when you 1235 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:33,571 first showed up. 1236 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:35,873 never forgave your mother for 1237 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:38,343 dumping you on his doorstep. 1238 00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:41,078 i guess none of us did. 1239 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:44,048 she only came back once to visit 1240 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:46,984 you, when you were about 6 or 7, 1241 00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:48,018 i think. 1242 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:52,056 remember that? 1243 00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:54,759 i always knew i'd be looking 1244 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:58,863 after you someday. 1245 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:01,098 i just didn't think it would be 1246 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,066 this soon. 1247 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:04,001 i always thought you didn't 1248 00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:05,603 understand anything. 1249 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:08,873 luke. 1250 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:11,576 luke. 1251 00:55:11,576 --> 00:55:13,344 you know what he said to me when 1252 00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:14,912 i came by to visit him the other 1253 00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:16,447 day? 1254 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:22,520 he said, "hey, boy. 1255 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:27,024 men don't whine. 1256 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:31,862 they just go out and get it 1257 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:34,732 done, period." 1258 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,053 >> you realize you're the first 1259 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,888 smiles intern i allow to use the 1260 00:55:57,888 --> 00:55:59,924 postage meter? 1261 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:22,713 this is very unlike me. 1262 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,849 is something going on? 1263 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:31,121 what, you don't want to talk 1264 00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:37,462 today? 1265 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:39,063 >> aah! 1266 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:40,998 got you, retard! 1267 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,032 >> i am not a retard. 1268 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:43,468 i've told you that already. 1269 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:44,635 people who call me that -- 1270 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:45,202 >> whatever. 1271 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:46,537 you can't scream in here, 1272 00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:46,937 anyway. 1273 00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:49,707 the walls aren't soundproof. 1274 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,175 so what happened? 1275 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:53,678 somebody shuffle around your 1276 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:57,482 baseball-card collection? 1277 00:56:57,482 --> 00:56:58,916 >> grandpa told me to just 1278 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,485 figure it out, be a man. 1279 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,052 but what happens when i get a 1280 00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:03,954 job and maria says no to a date? 1281 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,155 it's not acceptable. 1282 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,957 i have to get my shit together 1283 00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:07,558 fast. 1284 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:08,459 think, luke. 1285 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:12,029 think. 1286 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:18,002 >> it's always those women, 1287 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:18,736 isn't it? 1288 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:21,739 >> yes, very much so. 1289 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,574 >> every problem has a rational 1290 00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:25,042 solution, luke, even women. 1291 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:27,044 you met her at smiles, right? 1292 00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:29,013 >> maria works at easy jobs. 1293 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,482 she answers the phones. 1294 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,150 >> did you fall for an n.t.? 1295 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:35,019 >> maria is a nice girl with 1296 00:57:35,019 --> 00:57:36,086 pretty breasts. 1297 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:38,088 do not use figures of speech on 1298 00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:39,857 her. 1299 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,692 >> "n.t." -- neurologically 1300 00:57:41,692 --> 00:57:42,527 typical. 1301 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:43,594 she's normal. 1302 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:44,995 does she know you're a retard? 1303 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:46,631 >> i am not a retard, and i've 1304 00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:47,197 told you -- 1305 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:48,766 >> shh! 1306 00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,100 luke, you are very special, but 1307 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,602 if betsy hears us screaming in 1308 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,870 the mail room, my father will 1309 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:53,771 kick us both out. 1310 00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:55,072 he forced me to become a smiles 1311 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,507 supervisor because he thinks 1312 00:57:56,507 --> 00:57:57,775 it'll build character, but he 1313 00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,109 knows what a miserable failure i 1314 00:57:59,109 --> 00:57:59,577 am. 1315 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:00,945 i can't stay home with my mother 1316 00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:01,546 all day. 1317 00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:04,915 i will die. 1318 00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:06,817 don't you see, luke? 1319 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,919 we're alike, you and i, 1320 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:11,522 practically kissing cousins. 1321 00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:15,993 >> luke. 1322 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,628 luke. 1323 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:21,599 i'm not normal, either. 1324 00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:23,000 do you understand? 1325 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,570 i'm nowhere near as dumb as you, 1326 00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:28,105 but undeniably different. 1327 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,307 can i show you something? 1328 00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:32,910 it'll open your eyes. 1329 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:38,716 are you ready, luke? 1330 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:40,618 do you see those two n.t.s by 1331 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:41,786 the water cooler? 1332 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:42,920 they're chatting. 1333 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,188 it's the first step. 1334 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,156 i've studied n.t. mating rituals 1335 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:47,091 extensively. 1336 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:48,125 here, she'll say something 1337 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,259 stupid, and he'll say something 1338 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,027 stupid in return. 1339 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,161 but that something has to have 1340 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:52,196 direct relation to what she 1341 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:52,963 originally said. 1342 00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,031 and there's a trick. 1343 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,299 even though he might not be 1344 00:58:55,299 --> 00:58:56,967 interested in what she's talking 1345 00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,202 about, he has to pretend. 1346 00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,837 this is transmitted by his tone 1347 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:01,238 of voice, which has to be full 1348 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:02,272 of hundreds of tiny 1349 00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:03,908 fluctuations, and especially by 1350 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:04,675 eye contact. 1351 00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,143 look in his eyes, luke. 1352 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,145 he's staring directly at hers. 1353 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:08,979 >> hmm. 1354 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:10,114 >> but wait. 1355 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:11,315 he looks away. 1356 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:12,783 'cause if he stares too long, he 1357 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,018 can be seen as threatening, and 1358 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:15,285 if he doesn't stare long enough, 1359 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,587 he doesn't seem interested. 1360 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,022 it's a careful balance. 1361 00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,057 see, there, he looks back again. 1362 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:20,791 >> hmm. 1363 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,326 >> this can go on for hours. 1364 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:23,694 and through the whole ordeal, 1365 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:24,862 they have to move their hands 1366 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:25,930 around and all these silly 1367 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:27,197 gestures, which are actually not 1368 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:28,365 silly at all, but an integral 1369 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:29,033 part of the 1370 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:30,034 non-verbal-communication 1371 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:30,635 package. 1372 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:31,736 n.t.s need to figure out if 1373 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:32,870 they're compatible with each 1374 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:33,838 other -- worthy mates. 1375 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:36,006 do you see, luke? 1376 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,675 do you see? 1377 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:40,110 >> yes. 1378 00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:41,879 i do. 1379 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,017 >> does she remind you of 1380 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:50,688 anyone? 1381 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,322 >> she doesn't look normal. 1382 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:53,991 >> this is a scientific 1383 00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:54,925 instrument. 1384 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,727 this is a human simulator. 1385 00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,062 it's my masterpiece. 1386 00:59:58,062 --> 01:00:00,731 it's not some silly cartoon. 1387 01:00:00,731 --> 01:00:06,871 >> mm, look out. 1388 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:10,340 she's looking at me. 1389 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,109 >> camera on top of the monitor 1390 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:13,143 is recording you. 1391 01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:14,679 my proprietary software's 1392 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:16,146 analyzing your painful excuse 1393 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:17,748 for facial expressions, and 1394 01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:19,016 she's reacting in turn. 1395 01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:21,285 >> she doesn't like me. 1396 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:24,722 >> relax your face. relax. 1397 01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:26,323 n.t.s need constant feedback in 1398 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:28,025 the form of overtly apparent 1399 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:29,126 emotional signage. 1400 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,928 if you don't make eye contact or 1401 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,429 smile at them or modulate your 1402 01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:34,231 voice to make it sound pretty to 1403 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:35,800 listen to, then they think 1404 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,134 you're a freak, plain and 1405 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:37,802 simple. 1406 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,104 i programmed her to be a bitch 1407 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,271 because that's what you're up 1408 01:00:41,271 --> 01:00:44,408 against. 1409 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,410 i went after an n.t. once. 1410 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:48,045 >> you can help me. 1411 01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:50,280 >> i made this program based on 1412 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,215 that n.t. 1413 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:53,217 i thought if... 1414 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:55,352 if i pretended to be normal, 1415 01:00:55,352 --> 01:01:00,891 then she would like me. 1416 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,727 and she didn't. 1417 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:05,830 >> you pretended to be normal. 1418 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:08,766 >> luke, you're a smart kid. 1419 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,167 i can teach you all the computer 1420 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,435 shit you would need to get a 1421 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:14,004 decent job anywhere. 1422 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:17,041 you and me -- we're not the same 1423 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,108 species. 1424 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:20,745 we're not part of their society. 1425 01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,049 you have to accept that. 1426 01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:27,284 otherwise, there's nothing but 1427 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,820 pain -- horrible, horrible pain. 1428 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:31,722 >> i want to get my shit 1429 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,791 together like anybody else. 1430 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:39,730 help me, zack. 1431 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:45,102 i want to be a man. 1432 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,137 >> i'm taking you on as a case 1433 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:47,838 study. 1434 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,006 but i'm running it 1435 01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:50,841 scientifically, and you cannot 1436 01:01:50,841 --> 01:01:52,076 question my methods. 1437 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:52,777 got it? 1438 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:57,882 >> i accept. 1439 01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:00,017 when can we start? 1440 01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:18,168 >> luke, how was, um... 1441 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:19,937 how was work today? 1442 01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:21,371 >> work was okay. 1443 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:26,977 thank you for asking. 1444 01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:28,445 >> you're very welcome. 1445 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:30,447 >> i bet you're happy that they 1446 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,416 let you stay until 5:00 like a 1447 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,450 normal worker. 1448 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,385 >> i am normal, cousin megan. 1449 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,220 >> megan. 1450 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:36,987 >> yeah. 1451 01:02:36,987 --> 01:02:39,824 you're the one who's not normal. 1452 01:02:39,824 --> 01:02:41,792 >> i mean like anybody else. 1453 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,527 you must be learning a lot, 1454 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:44,228 right? 1455 01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:46,296 >> yes, cousin, i'm learning a 1456 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:48,065 lot, indeed. 1457 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:49,233 >> luke, i don't give a shit 1458 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:50,367 what you're learning, man. 1459 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:51,802 you got to figure out something 1460 01:02:51,802 --> 01:02:53,070 so you can come home in time to 1461 01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:53,370 cook. 1462 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,304 oh, i'm sorry. 1463 01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:55,339 teach my mom how. 1464 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:57,174 >> you know what? screw you all. 1465 01:02:57,174 --> 01:03:01,879 i actually tried, okay? 1466 01:03:02,346 --> 01:03:03,814 all right, look, i have more 1467 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,182 potatoes and vegetables in the 1468 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:06,316 fridge and two pounds of 1469 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:07,051 tenderloin. 1470 01:03:07,051 --> 01:03:08,853 how long would it take you? 1471 01:03:08,853 --> 01:03:10,554 >> it will take me 23 minutes 1472 01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:12,289 with your kind assistance, 1473 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,190 aunt cindy. 1474 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:15,225 by the way, isn't it a beautiful 1475 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,994 day today? 1476 01:03:52,362 --> 01:03:54,431 i'm ready, zack. 1477 01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:07,377 >> just leave it and go! 1478 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:15,452 >> nice shoes, angry betsy. 1479 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:16,887 >> what did you say? 1480 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:18,588 >> i said you have nice shoes on 1481 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:20,224 today. 1482 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:24,128 they look very comfortable. 1483 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:25,595 i wanted to keep my shoes that 1484 01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,231 long, but grandma said that i 1485 01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:28,899 looked like a common tramp and 1486 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:30,167 couldn't be seen with her 1487 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:30,634 anymore. 1488 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,302 but i bet they don't make your 1489 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:35,205 little toe hurt at all. 1490 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:40,544 >> no. no, they don't. 1491 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:41,345 >> there. 1492 01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:42,947 >> you passed your first 1493 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,048 real-world test. 1494 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,215 pure luck, in my opinion. 1495 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,616 i want you to clock in more time 1496 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:47,684 on the n.t. simulator. 1497 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:49,053 i've added voice-recognition 1498 01:04:49,053 --> 01:04:49,519 software. 1499 01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:52,556 >> zack, she is not real. 1500 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,295 maria. 1501 01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:58,929 how?! 1502 01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,530 >> how many marias working at 1503 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:02,332 easy jobs in the city do you 1504 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:03,400 think there are? 1505 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,534 >> you met maria? 1506 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:06,303 >> no, luke, i don't venture 1507 01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,005 unnecessarily into public. 1508 01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,173 jose, the night janitor -- he 1509 01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:10,407 filled out a job application and 1510 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,175 took her photo. 1511 01:05:11,175 --> 01:05:12,476 by the way, he said she had 1512 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:13,610 really nice chi-chis. 1513 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,145 so as n.t.s go, you picked a 1514 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:15,645 good one. 1515 01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:16,981 jose is a connoisseur. 1516 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:19,216 don't get too excited. 1517 01:05:19,216 --> 01:05:20,617 i turned the bitch factor down 1518 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:21,251 to half. 1519 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:22,552 >> this is very acceptable, 1520 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:25,990 zack. 1521 01:05:25,990 --> 01:05:27,424 >> you know you'll never really 1522 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:28,392 be normal, right? 1523 01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:29,659 you know this is all about 1524 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:30,394 pretending. 1525 01:05:30,394 --> 01:05:31,695 you have less than one in a 1526 01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:34,098 billion chance of not making a 1527 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:38,735 fool of yourself. 1528 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:42,072 >> then i will practice a lot. 1529 01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:49,713 >> luke. luke, how long do i 1530 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:51,281 boil the carrots again? 1531 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,250 >> the carrots are not to be 1532 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,518 cooked separately. 1533 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,086 they are to be placed in the 1534 01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:57,487 roasting pan with the potatoes 1535 01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:58,255 and onions. 1536 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:00,690 >> right. shit. 1537 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,460 >> aunt cindy, are you sure you 1538 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:07,097 don't want my close supervision? 1539 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,999 >> i'm not an idiot, luke. 1540 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,334 i can follow simple 1541 01:06:10,334 --> 01:06:12,602 instructions. 1542 01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:20,677 >> hello, nice to see you. 1543 01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:21,511 >> oh, hi. 1544 01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:23,280 i read that one last year. 1545 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,315 my guidance counselor gave it to 1546 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,284 me because she thought i didn't 1547 01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:28,585 have enough friends. 1548 01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:31,088 >> did it help? 1549 01:06:31,088 --> 01:06:32,322 >> no. 1550 01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,261 >> what helps? 1551 01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:38,728 >> nothing, really. 1552 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:40,530 some things just suck. 1553 01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:41,331 >> mm. 1554 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,167 >> and then they don't. 1555 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:43,667 >> ah. 1556 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:45,435 >> and then they just suck 1557 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:47,571 again. 1558 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,443 i haven't read that one. 1559 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:59,783 can't comment. 1560 01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:02,219 hey, i found something. 1561 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,388 it's an old videotape. 1562 01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:07,057 it has your name on it. 1563 01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:09,093 you want to see it? 1564 01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:10,327 i can't believe i got it 1565 01:07:10,327 --> 01:07:10,794 working. 1566 01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:12,429 this camera's from the '90s or 1567 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,632 something. 1568 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,102 you can sit if you want. 1569 01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:39,689 is that you? 1570 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:42,159 >> yes. 1571 01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:45,262 >> what are you doing? 1572 01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:46,663 >> playing... 1573 01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,233 >> ...in grandma maggie's 1574 01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:51,501 garden. 1575 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:54,804 i don't have shoes on. 1576 01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:57,641 it feels nice. 1577 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:07,184 >> luke, come back. 1578 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,853 come back right now. 1579 01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:11,655 >> come here, luke. 1580 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,823 come. come. 1581 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,143 >> turn it off. 1582 01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:00,770 i turned the chicken halfway 1583 01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,239 through, so it's golden-brown 1584 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:02,539 now. 1585 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,473 i think it's done. 1586 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,610 i took it out. 1587 01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:10,180 and i put the brown rice on, so 1588 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:13,350 it will be fresh for dinner. 1589 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:14,618 and i did exactly what you said. 1590 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:15,852 i didn't use too much water -- 1591 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:18,355 two to one. 1592 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:21,825 exactly. 1593 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:26,963 >> is the chicken skin crispy? 1594 01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:29,499 it has to make a sound when you 1595 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,835 poke it. 1596 01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:34,504 >> i don't think it's crispy 1597 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:38,375 like that, luke. 1598 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:40,377 >> it's not ready, then. 1599 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:42,612 the middle is pink and should 1600 01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:43,813 not be eaten. 1601 01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:46,216 someone could get very sick. 1602 01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:49,753 >> great. 1603 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,226 >> i will fix the chicken. 1604 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,444 now it's done. 1605 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:17,481 >> okay. 1606 01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:22,352 okay. 1607 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:23,653 paul told me not to mention it, 1608 01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:24,821 but i have to tell you -- i 1609 01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:26,323 think your mother is a whore of 1610 01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:26,756 a person. 1611 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:28,958 >> if you don't have anything 1612 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,428 nice to say, you shouldn't say 1613 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,729 anything at all. 1614 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,498 >> yes, i know, luke. 1615 01:10:34,498 --> 01:10:35,499 i'm sorry. 1616 01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:37,601 at least i didn't swear, right? 1617 01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:39,569 >> mm. 1618 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,037 >> you know, we went to see her 1619 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,572 after maggie died to see if 1620 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:43,940 she'd take you, and i should 1621 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,575 have punched her in her stupid 1622 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,277 face for how she's treated you. 1623 01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:48,312 sorry. 1624 01:10:48,312 --> 01:10:50,914 i did it again. 1625 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,717 >> grandma maggie said that 1626 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:56,686 sara loved me in her own way. 1627 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:59,756 i don't know what way that is. 1628 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:00,624 >> you know what? 1629 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:01,891 you should show up and make a 1630 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,360 scene -- scream and break shit 1631 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,561 and go all autistic on her. 1632 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,565 that's what i'd do. 1633 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:11,034 >> i want to see sara. 1634 01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:36,926 >> i guess you're deciding what 1635 01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:38,094 to do with your own life now, 1636 01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:43,967 anyway, huh? 1637 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:46,570 your mother works at the jewelry 1638 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:49,373 store at the mall. 1639 01:11:49,373 --> 01:11:51,375 good luck. 1640 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:01,351 >> now that we've selected an 1641 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:02,486 appropriate test subject, i 1642 01:12:02,486 --> 01:12:03,753 think the most important thing 1643 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:04,954 is gonna be getting personal. 1644 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,423 and i'm not talking about, you 1645 01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:07,691 know, what stupid shoes are you 1646 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:08,792 wearing -- i mean intimate. 1647 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:10,059 so you'll have to actually ask 1648 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,094 questions and engage in 1649 01:12:11,094 --> 01:12:11,828 conversation. 1650 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,029 we should do something about 1651 01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:15,932 your appearance -- your shoes, 1652 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:18,635 your shirt, your hair, your 1653 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,437 face. 1654 01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:20,837 luke! 1655 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,439 >> no screaming, please. 1656 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:23,407 >> i told you. 1657 01:12:23,407 --> 01:12:24,808 i would require complete 1658 01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:25,642 dedication! 1659 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,477 don't you care about your next 1660 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,378 assignment?! 1661 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,979 >> i know my next assignment, 1662 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:30,580 zack. 1663 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,382 >> oh, now you're the expert. 1664 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,750 suddenly, after reading only two 1665 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:35,051 self-help books, you know more. 1666 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:36,586 i've sorted through hundreds of 1667 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,787 personnel files to select a 1668 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:39,155 perfect scientific companion for 1669 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:39,623 you! 1670 01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:40,924 >> zack, you're a good person, 1671 01:12:40,924 --> 01:12:42,158 and you're doing a very good 1672 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:45,128 job, but i need to do something 1673 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,564 first. 1674 01:12:53,503 --> 01:12:57,941 you can help me, zack. 1675 01:12:57,941 --> 01:13:00,143 >> what exactly do you have in 1676 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:00,844 mind? 1677 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:03,046 >> your friend doesn't get out 1678 01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:04,448 much, does he? 1679 01:13:04,448 --> 01:13:06,750 >> zack prefers to avoid humans, 1680 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,685 especially neurologically 1681 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,987 typicals in social settings, but 1682 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:13,189 today his scientific curiosity 1683 01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,625 has gotten the better of him. 1684 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:17,827 by the way, isn't it a beautiful 1685 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:18,762 day today? 1686 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:19,896 >> yes, it is. 1687 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,665 >> what the hell is wrong with 1688 01:13:21,665 --> 01:13:22,065 you?! 1689 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,833 this isn't just your disorder! 1690 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:24,701 this is you! 1691 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:25,902 you're a certifiable 1692 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:26,770 moron-idiot! 1693 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,171 i could have done better picking 1694 01:13:28,171 --> 01:13:29,739 a capuchin monkey for my study. 1695 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,775 a monkey i could understand, but 1696 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:32,476 you -- 1697 01:13:32,476 --> 01:13:34,143 >> no screaming in the mall, 1698 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,979 zack, or the jewelry store. 1699 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:37,581 it's not acceptable. 1700 01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:39,182 please control yourself. 1701 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:40,650 >> don't you see? 1702 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:42,586 this will ruin everything. 1703 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:44,721 this will not be acceptable. 1704 01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:46,556 this will set us back. 1705 01:13:46,556 --> 01:13:48,658 it will set you back. 1706 01:13:48,658 --> 01:13:51,060 >> hello, my name is luke. 1707 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:53,997 isn't it a beautiful day today? 1708 01:13:53,997 --> 01:13:55,699 >> it's a shit day, luke! 1709 01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:57,233 you just don't realize it. 1710 01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:59,002 you can't smell the stink. 1711 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:00,870 i agree that this bench has a 1712 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:02,506 strange smell, but in my 1713 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:04,240 experience, bad smells usually 1714 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,843 pass. 1715 01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:09,479 and bathing helps, zack. 1716 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:15,485 >> take off those stupid 1717 01:14:15,485 --> 01:14:16,052 glasses. 1718 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:17,821 they make you look way too 1719 01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:18,488 smart. 1720 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:20,223 >> the lady at the store said 1721 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:21,858 they made me look sexy. 1722 01:14:21,858 --> 01:14:23,560 >> they don't make you look 1723 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:23,993 sexy. 1724 01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:25,194 you don't look sexy. 1725 01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:26,996 you never look sexy, so don't 1726 01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:27,764 even try. 1727 01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:29,566 >> she said they made me look 1728 01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:33,703 sexy without even trying. 1729 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,977 i'm ready, zack. 1730 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,705 >> sir? 1731 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:10,306 sir? 1732 01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:12,642 can i help you find something? 1733 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,711 >> no. i'm busy... looking at 1734 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:16,613 this necklace. 1735 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,181 >> well, um, let me know if you 1736 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,082 need any help. 1737 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:21,250 i'm john. 1738 01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:30,894 >> mm. 1739 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:38,935 where are you? 1740 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,308 >> where is sara? 1741 01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:47,276 she was right there, and... 1742 01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:49,646 >> was she helping you? 1743 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:52,348 i'm sorry, um, maybe i can help? 1744 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:53,049 come on. 1745 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,317 i bet you're looking for 1746 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:55,885 something for that special 1747 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:56,853 someone, right? 1748 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,354 my mother is great at picking 1749 01:15:58,354 --> 01:15:59,723 out the perfect gift. 1750 01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:01,290 >> yes, i was going to ask sara 1751 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,959 to help me find a present for 1752 01:16:02,959 --> 01:16:04,994 m-- 1753 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,801 sara is your mother. 1754 01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,703 >> this, yeah, is the family 1755 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:15,271 business. 1756 01:16:15,271 --> 01:16:15,839 sir. 1757 01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:17,707 i know i'm young, but you let me 1758 01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:19,142 in on how much you want to 1759 01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,010 spend, what's the occasion, and 1760 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,345 i can guarantee you that 1761 01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:23,947 together, we'll find that 1762 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,081 special something. 1763 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:28,618 there's no need to be nervous. 1764 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:31,320 >> you are so tall. 1765 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,222 >> or you could wait for my 1766 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:33,990 mother. 1767 01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,159 she'll be back from her break in 1768 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:40,129 30 minutes. 1769 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:42,799 >> mm. 1770 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:44,768 yes. 1771 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,903 30 minutes. 1772 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,072 you will help me find earrings 1773 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:52,375 for maria... sara's son. 1774 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,644 >> okay. perfect. 1775 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,846 um, well, uh, we have this 1776 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:57,681 piece. 1777 01:16:57,681 --> 01:16:59,816 they're gorgeous. 1778 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,051 um... 1779 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:05,421 >> luke! luke! luke! 1780 01:17:05,421 --> 01:17:06,823 you gave it your best shot, but 1781 01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:08,057 now you need to admit defeat and 1782 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:08,424 retreat. 1783 01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,026 you're not prepared for a 1784 01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,795 non-jewelry-store interaction. 1785 01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:13,362 i'm canceling the field test. 1786 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:16,666 i'm in charge, remember? 1787 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:17,333 i'm leaving, luke. 1788 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,835 i won't be part of this madness. 1789 01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:19,669 >> you can leave. 1790 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:20,770 i'll get home by myself. 1791 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:21,938 >> don't you see how stressed 1792 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:22,405 out i am?! 1793 01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:23,673 >> yes, but that's not my 1794 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:28,244 concern right now. 1795 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:32,982 there she is. 1796 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,417 >> don't do this. 1797 01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:36,219 i'm -- i won't stay. 1798 01:17:36,219 --> 01:17:38,121 i'm -- i'm going home. 1799 01:17:38,121 --> 01:17:41,390 >> okay. 1800 01:18:09,986 --> 01:18:11,387 >> hi, there. 1801 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:16,392 >> hello... there. 1802 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,994 >> um, i was just leaving. 1803 01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:19,328 do you want to sit here? 1804 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:22,165 >> oh, you should not leave. 1805 01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:26,369 isn't it a beautiful day today? 1806 01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:31,941 >> kind of windy. 1807 01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:32,742 do you want to join -- 1808 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:33,276 >> can i sit down? 1809 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,948 >> you remind me of my son. 1810 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:42,986 he's shy... but cute. 1811 01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:46,990 >> i have made his acquaintance. 1812 01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,759 >> you shopped in my store. 1813 01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:52,295 i knew you looked familiar. 1814 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:54,197 >> john was nice. 1815 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,198 >> yes. 1816 01:18:55,198 --> 01:18:58,902 i'm proud of him. 1817 01:18:58,902 --> 01:19:01,104 you're nervous. 1818 01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:02,939 i can tell. 1819 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:06,509 it's an important day, isn't it? 1820 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,212 >> can i -- can i see what you 1821 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,447 bought? 1822 01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:17,353 she must be very special. 1823 01:19:21,858 --> 01:19:25,995 we have similar tastes. 1824 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:27,263 i wouldn't be nervous. 1825 01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:28,965 i think you'll be very happy 1826 01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:30,166 with those earrings. 1827 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,835 >> that would be very nice. 1828 01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:33,369 i need all the help i can get 1829 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:39,408 with maria. 1830 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:40,977 >> how long have you known her? 1831 01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:42,045 >> we've spoken on two 1832 01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,279 occasions, and i think she's 1833 01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:44,480 very nice and will like to 1834 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,183 travel. 1835 01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:50,386 >> you've never dated. 1836 01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:52,956 >> i have to get a job first. 1837 01:19:52,956 --> 01:19:55,124 i'm working on that. 1838 01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:04,834 are you happy, sara? 1839 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:07,036 i don't like to answer that 1840 01:20:07,036 --> 01:20:08,037 question. 1841 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:10,473 i just look away and talk about 1842 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:11,841 the weather. 1843 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:14,310 you can talk about the weather. 1844 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:17,947 isn't it a beautiful day today? 1845 01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:20,083 >> i never thought i'd be able 1846 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,385 to speak to you. 1847 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:31,260 you're beautiful. 1848 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:35,164 my family doesn't... 1849 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:38,968 john doesn't know. 1850 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,337 please don't... 1851 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,107 please don't tell him. 1852 01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:47,143 i'm not ready. 1853 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:51,314 i'm sorry. 1854 01:20:51,314 --> 01:20:53,149 i'm sorry. 1855 01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:54,317 >> please don't go. 1856 01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:55,384 please don't go. 1857 01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:56,552 i don't understand. 1858 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:58,087 i did everything right. 1859 01:20:58,087 --> 01:21:00,123 please, i did everything right. 1860 01:21:00,123 --> 01:21:01,590 i did everything right. 1861 01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:02,926 please don't go. 1862 01:21:02,926 --> 01:21:04,393 i did everything right. 1863 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:05,561 please don't go! 1864 01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:07,230 i did everything right. 1865 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:09,165 i did everything right, sara. 1866 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:11,334 please, please, please. 1867 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,502 i did everything right. 1868 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,638 i did everything right. 1869 01:21:15,638 --> 01:21:17,306 please, please. 1870 01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:19,008 don't go. 1871 01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:21,677 i don't understand! 1872 01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:24,580 i don't understand! 1873 01:21:46,702 --> 01:21:49,438 that was not nice! 1874 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:21,104 >> i decided not to cancel the 1875 01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:23,739 field test after all. 1876 01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:26,609 i'm still in charge, you know. 1877 01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:27,676 though you obviously don't know 1878 01:22:27,676 --> 01:22:28,744 the first thing about scientific 1879 01:22:28,744 --> 01:22:33,349 procedures. 1880 01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,751 anyway, i stayed. 1881 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:38,621 that's what friends are for, so 1882 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:44,527 i've read somewhere. 1883 01:22:44,527 --> 01:22:47,030 i'm glad you got rid of those 1884 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,564 ridiculous glasses. 1885 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:53,536 >> yes. me too. 1886 01:22:53,536 --> 01:22:57,006 no more pretending, okay? 1887 01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:58,374 >> okay. 1888 01:22:58,374 --> 01:23:00,376 retard. 1889 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:22,165 >> i don't know what could be 1890 01:23:22,165 --> 01:23:23,099 taking him so long. 1891 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,267 i mean, he's -- he's never 1892 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:25,168 usually this late. 1893 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,202 >> no, never. 1894 01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:27,336 >> don't worry. 1895 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:29,238 he knows all the bus routes. 1896 01:23:29,238 --> 01:23:31,174 >> i'd be more worried about 1897 01:23:31,174 --> 01:23:31,640 brad. 1898 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,042 >> you know what? 1899 01:23:33,042 --> 01:23:35,444 we should get him a cellphone. 1900 01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:36,279 >> yeah, yeah. 1901 01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:36,745 >> right? 1902 01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:38,281 >> i think you're right. yeah. 1903 01:23:38,281 --> 01:23:40,183 >> he's probably been promoted 1904 01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:40,783 to c.e.o. 1905 01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:42,685 he's re-organizing the company 1906 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:43,619 as we speak. 1907 01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,488 right? 1908 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:00,303 luke. 1909 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:04,607 come in. come in. 1910 01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:05,374 >> whoa. 1911 01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,310 what's up with the new threads? 1912 01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:08,077 >> brad. 1913 01:24:08,077 --> 01:24:08,644 >> what? 1914 01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:10,346 >> i think you look cool. 1915 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,548 >> it's late. i know. 1916 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,617 and i broke some of the house 1917 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:15,384 rules. 1918 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,452 >> it's okay. 1919 01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:17,553 >> i'm sorry. 1920 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:19,722 >> have a seat. 1921 01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:27,563 luke, i need to tell you 1922 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:33,336 something. 1923 01:24:33,336 --> 01:24:37,273 jonas died this afternoon. 1924 01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:39,442 we're having a service for him 1925 01:24:39,442 --> 01:24:43,412 tomorrow. 1926 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,714 >> thank you for telling me, 1927 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:49,718 uncle paul. 1928 01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:51,487 >> would you like some dinner? 1929 01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:53,189 i think my meat loaf came out 1930 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:53,556 okay. 1931 01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:54,890 no one got sick, anyway. 1932 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:58,427 >> yes, i am very hungry. 1933 01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:08,171 do i have a booger in my nose? 1934 01:25:08,171 --> 01:25:10,339 or is there something in my 1935 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:11,174 teeth? 1936 01:25:12,475 --> 01:25:15,811 no. you're okay, cousin. 1937 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:18,214 >> mm. 1938 01:25:18,214 --> 01:25:22,785 >> are you sad, luke? 1939 01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:26,622 >> grandpa was old... and sick. 1940 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:32,795 and he missed maggie very much. 1941 01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,364 >> are you sure you're okay? 1942 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:38,234 >> i'm very tired. 1943 01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:39,335 but i am happy. 1944 01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:40,236 >> you are? 1945 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:40,903 >> really? 1946 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,705 >> what a stupid question. 1947 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:44,273 of course he's happy. 1948 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:45,441 just look at him. 1949 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:56,652 is that better, uncle paul? 1950 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,222 >> you're a real smart ass, you 1951 01:25:59,222 --> 01:25:59,788 know that? 1952 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:04,827 >> yes. i am a smart ass. 1953 01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:09,765 >> it's good to have you home. 1954 01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:32,821 >> uh, just... bring it here. 1955 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:35,524 >> angry betsy. 1956 01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,360 >> so zack's been canned. 1957 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,462 the big boss is waiting for you 1958 01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:40,996 in the conference room. 1959 01:26:40,996 --> 01:26:44,733 good luck, kid. 1960 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:47,202 hurry up! go! 1961 01:27:02,318 --> 01:27:03,552 >> come in. 1962 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:09,692 excuse us. thank you. 1963 01:27:09,692 --> 01:27:11,294 thank you. 1964 01:27:11,294 --> 01:27:15,264 we'll reconvene. 1965 01:27:15,264 --> 01:27:18,634 close the door, luke. 1966 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,873 have a seat. 1967 01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:31,414 so, luke, i'll get straight to 1968 01:27:31,414 --> 01:27:31,980 the point. 1969 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,749 >> i need a job, mr. click&easy. 1970 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,451 i will be a very good worker. 1971 01:27:35,451 --> 01:27:36,919 i already know how to use the 1972 01:27:36,919 --> 01:27:38,621 postage meter and make coffee 1973 01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:40,289 and file bullshit reports and 1974 01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:41,390 deliver snail mail. 1975 01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:42,758 zack says i'm a very quick 1976 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,493 learner, and i haven't learned 1977 01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:45,561 computer shit yet. 1978 01:27:45,561 --> 01:27:46,929 i wish i knew what happened to 1979 01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,531 zack, but please don't throw me 1980 01:27:48,531 --> 01:27:48,831 out. 1981 01:27:48,831 --> 01:27:50,399 i haven't asked maria out on a 1982 01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:54,303 date yet. 1983 01:27:54,303 --> 01:27:55,438 >> are you done? 1984 01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:56,639 >> yes. i'm done. 1985 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:58,674 >> listen, zachary's on his way 1986 01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:00,309 to head my research and 1987 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,010 development office, and he's 1988 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:05,914 going there because of you. 1989 01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:07,950 um... 1990 01:28:07,950 --> 01:28:10,853 he told me... "if that idiot luke 1991 01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:13,489 can pull what he did, then i 1992 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:15,924 don't see why i shouldn't be 1993 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:17,693 able to adapt my 1994 01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:20,028 social-pattern-recognition 1995 01:28:20,028 --> 01:28:22,798 software to be whored into use 1996 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:26,034 as a direct marketing tool." 1997 01:28:26,034 --> 01:28:28,337 he also said i was to give you a 1998 01:28:28,337 --> 01:28:28,737 job. 1999 01:28:28,737 --> 01:28:33,542 and if i didn't, he'd scream. 2000 01:28:34,843 --> 01:28:36,679 it's very annoying when zack 2001 01:28:36,679 --> 01:28:37,446 screams. 2002 01:28:37,446 --> 01:28:39,014 >> yeah, tell me about it. 2003 01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:42,017 so, luke... would you accept 2004 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:44,620 being the new official 2005 01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:48,624 click&easy office trainee? 2006 01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:50,759 >> would i learn computer shit 2007 01:28:50,759 --> 01:28:52,495 as an office trainee? 2008 01:28:52,495 --> 01:28:53,962 >> oh, it's required. 2009 01:28:53,962 --> 01:28:55,431 zachary said so. 2010 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:56,732 >> yes, i accept. 2011 01:28:56,732 --> 01:28:59,835 >> good. 2012 01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:05,741 thank you. 2013 01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:07,876 >> does this mean i have a paid 2014 01:29:07,876 --> 01:29:08,511 job? 2015 01:29:08,511 --> 01:29:10,579 >> some people can scratch out 2016 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:12,681 an existence on what you'll be 2017 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,550 receiving, but i've heard the 2018 01:29:14,550 --> 01:29:15,918 benefits are great. 2019 01:29:15,918 --> 01:29:18,454 luke, get to work. 2020 01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:24,092 >> yes. thank you. 2021 01:29:40,008 --> 01:29:44,713 >> cindy and i made love today. 2022 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,782 we haven't had sex in over a 2023 01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:47,516 year. 2024 01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:50,853 i don't know why i'm telling you 2025 01:29:50,853 --> 01:29:51,787 all this. 2026 01:29:51,787 --> 01:29:52,688 but i am. 2027 01:29:52,688 --> 01:29:57,526 >> is it nice... to screw? 2028 01:29:57,526 --> 01:29:59,562 >> yes. 2029 01:29:59,562 --> 01:30:02,531 it's very nice. 2030 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:17,546 >> luke. 2031 01:30:17,546 --> 01:30:21,484 what are you doing here? 2032 01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:23,686 >> maria, i have a job that pays 2033 01:30:23,686 --> 01:30:25,821 real money and gives benefits. 2034 01:30:25,821 --> 01:30:27,089 and as you can tell, i am not 2035 01:30:27,089 --> 01:30:28,591 staring at your breasts, but at 2036 01:30:28,591 --> 01:30:31,494 your beautiful eyes. 2037 01:30:31,494 --> 01:30:34,530 i would like to ask you out on a 2038 01:30:34,530 --> 01:30:37,533 date... with me... to a restaurant 2039 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:39,568 or a movie or a bar. 2040 01:30:39,568 --> 01:30:40,903 but i can't drink any alcohol 2041 01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:42,237 because it makes me act silly. 2042 01:30:42,237 --> 01:30:44,740 do you accept, maria? 2043 01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:47,943 >> um, i'm glad you finally got 2044 01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:50,479 the job, luke. 2045 01:30:50,479 --> 01:30:52,481 and i like your new hair. 2046 01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:54,517 >> that does not answer my 2047 01:30:54,517 --> 01:30:57,553 question. 2048 01:30:57,553 --> 01:31:02,257 >> i'm sorry, luke. 2049 01:31:02,257 --> 01:31:04,960 >> so, i can assume you are 2050 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:09,031 declining my offer, then, maria. 2051 01:31:09,031 --> 01:31:12,167 >> yes. sorry. 2052 01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:14,169 >> my relatives tell me that i'm 2053 01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:15,671 quite a catch. 2054 01:31:15,671 --> 01:31:17,806 so you'll probably regret 2055 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:22,277 this... 2056 01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,647 a lot. 2057 01:31:43,566 --> 01:31:48,871 mm. 2058 01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,908 hey. 2059 01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:55,310 there's, um -- there's always a 2060 01:31:55,310 --> 01:31:58,013 next time, right? 2061 01:31:58,013 --> 01:32:01,784 >> yes. there is. 2062 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:03,786 and angry betsy is teaching me 2063 01:32:03,786 --> 01:32:05,153 to use the internet. 2064 01:32:05,153 --> 01:32:07,756 there are 3.2 billion females on 2065 01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:08,891 this planet. 2066 01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:13,762 i only need to find one. 2067 01:32:13,762 --> 01:32:17,766 >> that's very true. 126877

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