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Get us out of here.
I'll hold them off.
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My name is Beth Smith.
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Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on.
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I will.
I will.
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I'll make you a legend.
Blade Smith.
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Beth Smith.
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Beth. Beth.
Beth Smith.
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Okay. God.
It's just such a plain...
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I'm trying to come up
with a mnemonic device.
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You could connect it to not dying.
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I know, I know!
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You'd think that would sear it right in,
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but it just speaks
to the sheer forgettability.
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Oh, God.
I-I am so sorry, um...
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Uh... Oh, God.
Starts with a...
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Congratulations
to your government, business,
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or terror cell on its acquisition
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of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamazax
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in partnership with Wrangler jeans.
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The NX-5's industry-leading
tachyon beams eliminate planets
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twice as fast as the NX-4S
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with half the battery and zero
built-in fatal design flaws.
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That's right.
No more secret hole
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that blows the whole thing up
when you shoot it.
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Your enemies will say it's unfair.
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We say it's about time.
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Damn it.
We risked our lives for that?
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You did your best.
Maybe you need a break.
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- Don't you ever miss Earth?
- I don't have to miss it.
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I'm technically still there.
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My dad made a perfect clone
of me to take my place.
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Boy, that Rick.
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So, if you do go back,
what happens to the clone?
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Does it have, like,
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a proximity-triggered device in its neck?
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- Who cares? Are we done?
- Sure.
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Unless you want me to remove
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the proximity-triggered device
from your neck.
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Think it's a bomb?
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Man, what if this is how you found out
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he never wanted you back,
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that he loved the clone more than you?
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How crazy would that be?
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Crazy and of... of course
soul-crushing. For you.
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I actually have something for that.
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Y-You want some?
They're nonaddictive.
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That's not true.
They're totally addictive.
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I'm a terrible doctor.
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I actually have something for that, too.
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You want some?
Nonaddictive.
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Mmm!
I'm a great doctor.
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Dr. Wong had a cancellation
today.
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Anybody up for a family session?
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- I could do that.
- I'm... I'm down to clown.
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Not sure my therapy puppet
will be done in time.
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Great, because she specifically asked you
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to stop bringing puppets.
Dad?
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I love therapy...
Family therapy most of all...
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But I am actually disintegrating.
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- Oh, my God!
- Whoa! Dad!
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Is that really it?
We did it?
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It's the invisibility belt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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He grazed them.
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That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds.
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- Thanks, Morty.
- Why should I let you use it?
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- You never let me use it.
- Can I have the belt?
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- It would really piss off Morty.
- Fantastic idea.
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What the hell?!
You jerk! Give it!
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- Hey! Ow!
- Share the invisibility.
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- Jerry?
- Ooh.
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This looks like a job
for Mr. Nibbles.
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Let me just glue one more eye on.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Oof.
Looks like you two have to fight
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about why you can't control your kids.
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Good thing Dr. Wong's
got an opening.
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Bye.
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- You're a bad father.
- Don't let him divide us!
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Garage, family therapy mode.
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Ah.
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Honey!
You're back.
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You seem surprised.
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- You never wrote.
- And never exploded?
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What I'm hearing is
that you think that's a bomb.
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So does every engineer that's seen it.
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Engineer?
Princess, I'm sure every caveman
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that sees a microwave calls
it a rock cabinet.
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The point of inventing is
to make things that don't exist.
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Then whip me up a reason not to kill you.
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Dad, we're off to Dr. Wong's.
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Scan her.
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Dad?
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Okay. Have fun, pumpkin.
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Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father.
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Oh! Well, the
self-loathing buys a lot back.
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Jerry, leave the puppet.
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It's a one-way ticket
to a breakthrough, Beth.
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The device in her neck
would have transferred
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a database of her memories to your device
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before vaporizing her.
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So much for that plan.
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Why is she... it...
Why am I back with Jerry?
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I thought she was a copy of me.
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She is a copy of you.
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If she ran back to that
dingleberry, that's on you.
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- Want to grab a drink?
- All the time.
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Good girl.
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Ooh.
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- To catch a predator.
- What the hell?!
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Thermal goggles, bitch.
Mom said share!
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You can't share invisibility.
Take those off.
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No!
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So I'll just see you
at cheerleader practice?
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Should I bring a poncho?
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All right!
State your terms.
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Give back the belt.
You take the goggles.
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Go away.
We trade in an hour.
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Deal.
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How do you like that, bitch?
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I liked it more than my old belt.
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"Tiny Big Man Junior"?
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You should've shared.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Did I wander that far from my console?
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They should put a warning
on these things.
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So, we overrode the gates,
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and the slave rebellion took the capital.
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- Pretty cool.
- Very cool.
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My daughter, having space adventures.
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They are skewing
a tad Star Wars-y, though.
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Don't forget to have fun.
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Well, I came back to murder you,
not get your notes,
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but I'll remember to fart more
while I'm saving the galaxy.
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Okay. I'm the one
that made this possible.
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- It's not a competition.
- Of course not.
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Just curious, though...
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If it were, would "most wanted"
be first place?
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You're fighting the Gromflomites?
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Dad, they're trying to take over
the galaxy!
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Everybody in the galaxy
tries to take over the galaxy.
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The trick is to be left alone
by whoever succeeds.
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Ah, it's your hero phase.
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I had one, too.
You'll outgrow it.
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No, you did.
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I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit.
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Sources tell us these aliens,
who call themselves
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the New Galactic Federation,
will blow up the planet
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unless some woman with a very
boring name gives herself up.
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- Oh, come on.
- Way to give a shit.
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Next time, don't wipe it
on your home planet.
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Oh, shit.
They're gonna track down Beth.
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You mean Beth's clone.
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Right.
Beth's clone.
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What... What did I say?
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It really was nice seeing you again.
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Whoo!
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Yeah! Go, Honey Bees!
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Good practice, girls!
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And remember, we are in a drought,
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so be sure to shower as one big
group at the exact same time.
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Shower fire!
The shower's on fire!
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Step aside, girls!
I got this!
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You're a monster!
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Still want to share?
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Morty Smith, hands up.
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You are under arrest for crimes against
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the New Improved Galactic Federation.
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Wait. What?
How are you doing that?
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You're not psychic, are you?
Do you have psychic powers?
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Uh, yes.
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Are they strong powers?
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We're just looking for your mother.
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You can't, like,
stop our hearts, can you?
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Uh, I can.
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Okay.
We surrender.
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Jerry, do you agree
that the use of puppets
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makes you seem dumb and crazy?
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I don't think "crazy"
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is a responsible word to use in...
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It is now. This is crazy.
You're being crazy.
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They do it in therapy on TV.
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Well, TV gives British people
prizes for baking, Jerry.
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- Tammy?
- Tonya? Tammya. Tammya.
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Hi, Mrs. Smith.
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I like your hair better this way.
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- How's the stomach?
- What?
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Hey!
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I only said "hey"!
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It's not like I can do more than that.
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As much as I'd like to kill you,
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my superiors have some questions
about the Defiance.
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I don't have a... I have a Defiance?
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Oh, God.
I'm a clone.
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That's your defense?
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No.
My defense is eat me.
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- Ow!
- Hey! Aah!
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We've been over this!
All I do is say "hey"!
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Smart guns, wait-list human life.
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And the therapist.
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Tammy, this is the office
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where my family works to better itself.
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What, and that makes it sacred?
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No, it makes it a place
I've rigged with a lot
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of voice-activated escape contingencies.
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These are all good points.
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I need to take a long look at myself.
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- I'd like to discuss that.
- I don't discuss problems.
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I incinerate 'em.
Everybody in the car.
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Everybody in my family, not the world.
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Jesus, Wong.
Boundaries.
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I'm better than this job.
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Can't you just make a portal?
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Your children are down
there invisible, Jerry.
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"Make a portal"?
Father of the year back here.
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You're one to talk.
You told me I wasn't a clone.
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Y-You're not a clone.
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And who is that?
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Uh... Uh, a clone.
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Why would you make a clone of me
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just to send the clone into space?
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Well, you didn't want to go,
and I thought,
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"Okay, that's cool."
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But then I thought, "Well, you
know what would be even cooler,
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is a space daughter," s-so I made one.
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And I put a bomb in her neck
in case she ever came back.
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Father of the year!
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She wasn't supposed to come back!
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Why did she?
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Well, she found a bomb in her neck.
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Wouldn't you?
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- Father of the year.
- Shut up!
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I'm tired of believing you.
I want to talk to her.
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- No, you don't.
- Jerry, do something!
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Hey.
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He told me you're the clone.
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- What do you think he told me?
- You're the clone?
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Wow.
Naive and attractive.
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Wow.
Jaded and hot.
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I know this is bad parenting,
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but if you stop fighting,
you both get McDonald's.
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How about I just blow my brains
out, starting with hers?
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Okay, Wendy's.
We love Wendy's.
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I-I think they even gave us some money.
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- Drop it. Don't move!
- Freeze! Get down!
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Everybody, shut up!
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You're all saying different shit!
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Wait.
So there are two of them?
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More importantly, which one is mine?
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Uh, neither, chauvinist.
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Whatever.
Take them both.
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Cool beam.
But let's bargain.
253
00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:10,275
- I'm the one you really want.
- Excuse me?
254
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,901
Uh, smartest man in the universe?
255
00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:13,685
Secret to interdimensional travel?
256
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,864
- Ask your bosses.
- My bosses are bugs, Rick.
257
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,366
You killed the old ones.
The new ones are half my age.
258
00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:22,037
They know if you're left alone,
you're a non-threat.
259
00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:23,831
- Oof-a!
- We got the payload.
260
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,707
Fire up the NX-5.
261
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,791
Earth's going ta-ta.
262
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,252
You might want to do that thing
where you find a new universe
263
00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:30,920
where you can suck yourself off.
264
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,630
- You can't tell me what to do.
- Awesome.
265
00:10:32,714 --> 00:10:34,383
He resisted.
We can shoot him.
266
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,343
- Wha...
- Just go with it, Jerry.
267
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:38,804
Everybody, drop your guns...
Except for Jerry!
268
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,390
Fucking classic.
269
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,436
- Holy shit! Morty!
- And Summer!
270
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,521
W-We worked together!
That's... That's our arc!
271
00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:51,107
We went from siblings to
invisible to working together.
272
00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:52,901
It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete
273
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,154
with whatever's going on here, you know?
274
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,575
Aah!
275
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,619
You made me go to a wedding.
276
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:06,414
And you killed my best friend.
I should've said that one first.
277
00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:11,378
Congratulations, Earth,
on being destroyed by the NX-5,
278
00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,631
brought to you by Wrangler.
279
00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,193
Guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal
280
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,222
needs her daddy
to come change her diapie.
281
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,182
Come on, kids.
282
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,852
We have to go do a fucking
piece-of-shit "Star Wars."
283
00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,607
Attention, Zeta 99-2.
284
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,859
We know you have a stolen ship.
Stand down.
285
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,737
Oh, am I not a non-threat now?
286
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,079
Hey, you are not cleared to land!
287
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,415
- We will open fire!
- Hold your ground, men!
288
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,541
You'll be heroes!
289
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,170
Summer, try unlocking that door
290
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:56,047
by scanning your high-school
friend's dead face.
291
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,591
Uh, I have... I have to pee.
292
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,175
Pee on the floor.
It's a Death Star.
293
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,511
Okay. But there's rebellion
and then there's...
294
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,263
- Here, Dad.
- Perfect.
295
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:06,099
What am I doing wrong?
296
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,433
Ugh. Her eyes are closed.
297
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:10,270
Morty, open the left one.
I've got the right.
298
00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:12,814
She died the way she lived...
Overserialized.
299
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,607
I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone
300
00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:15,859
without revealing which is which.
301
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,694
You two find the NX-5 and shut it down.
302
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,362
I mean, don't die trying.
There's infinite Earths.
303
00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,156
If you can save this one, it's gravy.
304
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,532
Dream team rides again!
305
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,117
Oh, yeah.
We're like Luke and Leia.
306
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,577
Uh, except no kissing part.
307
00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:27,036
What's another famous
brother-sister team?
308
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,037
Uh, Hansel and Gretel?
309
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,664
Yeah, right.
Those two were fucking.
310
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:30,832
Dad, we need the belt.
311
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,167
I can't go with you guys watching.
312
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,377
- You're invisible!
- What if the pee isn't?
313
00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:36,630
You know what?
We don't need invisibility.
314
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,382
Working together is our belt.
315
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,674
That's our arc.
Let's do it.
316
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,458
I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.
That's how good I feel.
317
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:49,768
Oh, God. I knew it.
318
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,147
Ugh.
This floor isn't level.
319
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,192
Are they gonna torture us?
320
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,152
Unless you plan on telling them
what I know.
321
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,238
Last chance to guess who was the clone.
322
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,447
You're his daughter.
323
00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:03,824
Something about the eyes,
324
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,618
the shameless abandonment of your family.
325
00:13:06,743 --> 00:13:08,453
How ever can I live with myself?
326
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:11,289
One theory... I was designed by
your father to live with myself,
327
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,999
which would mean you made
a conscious choice
328
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,501
to swallow your dreams with
cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.
329
00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,045
You know that's the kind Jerry likes,
330
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,255
same way I know the only
goddamn dream you'll ever follow
331
00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:20,715
is your shitty father's approval.
332
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,717
You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.
333
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,719
You cosplay as your
shitty father in his 30s.
334
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,096
Red alert. Red alert.
335
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:28,265
Rick Sanchez...
336
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,433
More like dead alert.
What else? What else?
337
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:31,768
I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app.
338
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,937
Let me just find it.
339
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,562
Screw it. Beth, if...
If one of you is still alive,
340
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:37,649
you're my real daughter.
341
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,567
If you're both alive,
don't hurt the other one.
342
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,319
She's just a clone.
She's not worth it.
343
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,362
I'm coming, baby!
344
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,698
- That piece of shit.
- What a piece of shit.
345
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,533
I came back to kill him, you know.
346
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,701
I'd like to help.
347
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,828
- Kick me between my eyes.
- From here?
348
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:50,912
Oh, you dropped yoga
349
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,346
so you could buy Jerry
more Flintstones Vitam...
350
00:13:57,377 --> 00:14:00,422
Oh, I do not like the looks
of this giant fight chamber.
351
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:07,971
Bird Person?
352
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,639
It is now Phoenix Person.
353
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,601
You're working for them?
What did they do to you, B.P.?
354
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,062
It is now P.P.
Where is Tammy?
355
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,564
Oh, don't worry about her.
I killed her.
356
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,066
I loved her.
357
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:19,900
Really?
Huh.
358
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,734
Then can I suggest as an alternate name
359
00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,320
Crazy Pussy-Whipped Person?
360
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,745
Aah!
361
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,045
It's funny. I always wondered
who would win if we ever fought.
362
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,256
Then you were always a bad friend.
363
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,223
Aah!
364
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,808
Morty, we had one grenade.
365
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,893
- He had a gun.
- Whatever. Come on.
366
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,895
- Did you hear something?
- Doesn't matter.
367
00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,981
If anyone's around,
they're here to stop the laser,
368
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,649
and they can't do it
without us seeing them.
369
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,109
"Working together is our belt"?
370
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,236
- You gave it away!
- You said we didn't need it.
371
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,220
- I wish you were never born.
- Well, you were an accident!
372
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:10,533
How come some of the pants are...
373
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,869
The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans.
374
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:16,122
Like, it literally can't destroy
them or it's programmed not to?
375
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,333
Gee, what do you think?
376
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,772
Aah!
377
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,820
- Aah!
- Oh!
378
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,367
You kill a good bug for a horse doctor.
379
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,660
Thanks, me.
380
00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:55,411
Maybe we could do, like,
a "Parent Trap" thing
381
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:56,395
together sometime.
382
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,164
As long as you mean
the Lindsay Lohan version.
383
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,166
Naturally.
384
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,586
What do you think they do
with all those jeans?
385
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,587
Make them into jackets?
386
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,714
It's not about conserving denim.
It's marketing.
387
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,758
Like, uh, "The NX-5 destroys
the whole planet
388
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,469
except for the Wrangler jeans."
389
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,054
'Cause they're so tough.
Tougher than the laser?
390
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,889
- Stupid.
- You're talking about it.
391
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,557
You're right.
They... They got me.
392
00:16:16,641 --> 00:16:17,934
Hey, over here!
Look at me!
393
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,894
Did you just see a pantsless
little boy run by?
394
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,312
I'm not falling for that again.
395
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,189
I used to be invisible,
but now I'm the opposite!
396
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,357
Get him!
But not in a weird way.
397
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,650
You made it weird.
398
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,034
NX-5 corporate sponsor detected.
399
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,912
Cannot penetrate Wranglers!
Built too tough!
400
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,664
Built... too... tough.
401
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,000
I killed them!
I-I did... I did it offscreen!
402
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,752
God damn it, Morty.
Fix your underwear.
403
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,213
- I saw your balls for a second.
- That's on you.
404
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,841
Why can't I meet your parents?
Are you embarrassed of me?
405
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,092
No.
Of them.
406
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,093
Aww.
407
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:01,228
Aah!
408
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,566
Aah!
409
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,779
Never thought this was how I'd die.
410
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,113
We're nowhere near Venice,
411
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,047
and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat.
412
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:18,578
Step back.
413
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:21,497
You're not killing him till we
kick his ass, Bird Person.
414
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,542
My name is Phoenix Person.
415
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,042
No one's calling you that.
Dumb.
416
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,961
It fascinates me that an entire family
417
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:30,215
can be this critical and suck this much.
418
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,145
Aah!
419
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,981
Bird Person, stop.
420
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,400
It's me, that Tammy girl.
421
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,777
Tammy, this is unexpected.
422
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,320
I was told you were dead.
423
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:55,115
That is absolutely not true.
424
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,326
I'm more alive than I've ever been!
425
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,620
You are behaving rather strangely.
426
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,747
Me? Strange?
Oh, my!
427
00:18:02,872 --> 00:18:04,624
Well, who's normal, really?
428
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:07,252
Now, come here, you big
hollow-boned featherhead.
429
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,504
Let me give you some of this sweet ass.
430
00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:12,007
Aah!
431
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,891
Saved the day with puppeting.
Only one with a decent arc.
432
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,226
He does have his moments.
433
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,395
Mom, Dad... Mom.
434
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,647
Uh, we did it!
Morty became super visible!
435
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:30,025
Summer put my jeans in a laser!
436
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,027
Morty, look at your little balls!
437
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,238
- I know!
- Bring it in here, guys.
438
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,324
Damn!
This thing has twin turbines?
439
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,784
I'll forgive you for abandoning
us if you let me drive it.
440
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,768
That works for me.
441
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,245
I was just gonna give you
space cigarettes.
442
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,830
- I love having two moms.
- And I love having two wives!
443
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:45,998
Never gonna happen, Jerry.
444
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,708
You jerk-offs ready to get the answers
445
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,294
to your burning questions?
446
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,337
What's this, Dad?
447
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,546
The memory of which Beth is real
448
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,480
and which Beth is a clone, obviously.
449
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,675
You mind-blew yourself?
450
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,511
Y-You literally don't even know
which of your daughters is real.
451
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,137
Of course you don't.
Why am I surprised?
452
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,932
I'm sure you'd love for us
to need that from you,
453
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,642
but I don't care what's in that vial.
454
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,727
Yeah.
Me neither.
455
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:07,061
You're a piece of shit either way.
456
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,146
So what, after all this, you
don't want to know the truth?
457
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,190
The truth is we have
more important shit to do,
458
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,693
like raise our kids
and stamp out the Federation,
459
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:17,155
neither of which seem like they
want anything to do with you.
460
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,034
Morty? Sum-Sum?
461
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:23,035
You got to at least want to know
who your real mom is.
462
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,369
Not really, Rick.
We have two badass moms now.
463
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,123
- It's kind of a win/win.
- Yeah, Grandpa Rick.
464
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,416
Don't drag us into your bullshit
465
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,460
just because you're losing control.
466
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:32,128
Enh.
467
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,008
I know what I want to do.
468
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,551
- I want you to decide.
- What?
469
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:41,179
For once in my life,
I want you to decide, Dad.
470
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,681
Do you want me to stay here
and be part of your life,
471
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,767
or do you want me to leave?
472
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,071
♪ I know you tried ♪
473
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:02,367
♪ I know you tried your best ♪
474
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:09,582
♪ And now it's time
to put this all to rest ♪
475
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,460
Hup! Ho!
Big money, big money.
476
00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:14,796
Eyes on the lady.
Switcheroo.
477
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,423
Which one's which?
478
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,803
Holy shit.
I'm a terrible father.
479
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,724
♪ Oh, a distant... ♪
480
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767
At least I'm a pretty good friend.
481
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,730
Looks like it's just you and me, buddy.
482
00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:37,485
Okay. All right. We'll give you
a little more time.
483
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:41,948
♪ Tried to drag me down ♪
484
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:44,492
♪ Down ♪
485
00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:51,166
♪ If you go,
then I'm going with you now ♪
486
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,838
♪ Don't look back ♪
487
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:58,673
♪ Nothing left to see ♪
488
00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:02,469
♪ Just leave the shadows
in the past ♪
489
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,804
♪ If I let it go ♪
490
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:09,517
♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪
491
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,104
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
492
00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:15,940
♪ Just like that ♪
493
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:21,154
♪ Tomorrow's one day
that I'm never getting back ♪
494
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,657
♪ I can feel you, though ♪
495
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:29,329
♪ Wake me from this dreaming ♪
496
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,332
Ah.
Goodbye, old friend.
497
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,627
We've had our fun,
but I'm ready to be seen again.
498
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:40,464
- What the fuck?!
- Oh, my God!
499
00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:42,467
- Where did I go?!
- Oh, shitskis.
500
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,885
Aah!
501
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,386
Slow down!
502
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,388
There's an invisible
garbage truck in the road!
503
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,431
Yeah, right.
504
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:53,686
I'm alive!
I survi...
505
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,443
I mean, when in Rome.
506
00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:03,780
♪ Invisible Garbage Truck
Jerry ♪
507
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,865
♪ It's a new franchise ♪
508
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,996
Bitch, your job is to have
intercourse with strangers
509
00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:13,248
and give me the money.
510
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,249
Sorry I called you a bitch.
It's a vocational term.
511
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,001
It's not how I feel about you personally.
512
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,754
What the... What... Aah!
513
00:22:19,879 --> 00:22:21,965
Somebody call for a pickup?
514
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,175
Let's go take out the trash.
515
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,262
♪ Invisible Garbage Truck
Jerry ♪
516
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,889
♪ It's a new franchise ♪
517
00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:32,892
♪ Until he runs out of gas ♪
518
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:41,484
Well, we had a good run.
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