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MAGGIE:
Well, business is not booming.
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No one seems to know I'm a psychic.
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- What about a big sign
that just says, "Vision."
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- Mm-mm, that makes it sound
like she's an optometrist.
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What about a sign that says,
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"We help you see things better"?
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Mm-hm? Mm?
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- Perfect Podiatry, your call is
super important to us, please hold.
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So, whose idea do you like better?
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- Gosh, I don't know.
They're so different.
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Mm, well, you gotta
put yourself out there.
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- Maybe I'll just put a bunch
of mystical stuff in the window.
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- Ah, you know what?
I have the perfect thing.
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I have an old cast of Val Kilmer's foot
that's ripe for the taking.
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Course, you can't say it's Val Kilmer's
because of HIPAA and all of that,
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but people who know will know.
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Why don't you just
come to the house tonight,
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and we can go through the attic.
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I'll show you
my porcelain doll collection,
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and you can take the ones
whose eyes are missing.
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Ooh.
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Hi. Is this the Bail Bonds office?
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Hey. Y'all do hair?
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Do you do waxing?
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- Well, at least this is something
I'm, like, semi-good at,
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but are you sure
you don't want a reading?
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- Oh, I'm good. I know my ex
will come crawling back eventually.
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Can't believe this is a psychic shop.
Why don't you have a sign?
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- What, like a big sign
that says "Maggie"?
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- It's not really me.
- Isn't that, literally, your name?
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- Yeah, but, like, my name in lights?
Who am I? Las Vegas.
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Okay.
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Ooh, what about a window display?
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Think of a theme like I did with my condo.
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I chose the color purple.
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- What, like the movie,
or the actual color?
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Do you even have to ask?
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So, like, the movie then?
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♪
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Why do you have your
"menu-reading face" on?
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- Oh, I haven't seen
this picture in forever.
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This is me with my old band.
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Whoa.
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Whenever you mentioned them,
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I always pictured
the Country Bear Jamboree,
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but look at you.
You're a badass.
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- Yeah, I used to be able to jump
into the splits... Both ways.
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- That's who I used to be.
- What happened?
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- Oh, if you don't stretch every day,
you kinda lose it.
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No, to the band.
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- I kept it up for a while,
but when I had you,
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I decided it was time
to let that dream go.
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That's when I became Dad's receptionist.
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You gave up your dream for me?
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- No.
Things change when you have a kid.
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Now all I want is
for your dreams to come true.
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- Well, I'll have you know
my dream has come true.
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I run my own psychic shop
where half the people who come in
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ask where the weed's at?
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- Oh, well, that's why
your dad and I get ours delivered.
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- Hm... Hey, maybe you
should start up the band again.
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Ah, those days are over,
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but I do miss having a creative outlet,
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and smashing things.
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What's gotten into you?
Why are you so encouraging?
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- I just feel bad that you
gave all that up for me.
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Look, I'm out of the house now,
but before I have to move back
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because my business goes under,
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you should find something
that's just for you.
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You're sweet.
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Oh! Here's me giving birth to you.
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- You wanna see?
- No, I remember the video.
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- Yeah, good call.
It looks like a crime scene.
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- Thanks for letting me
stay here today, guys.
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- Oh, no problem.
You said you had to leave your apartment.
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- What happened? Roaches, asbestos?
- Black mold?
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- Everyone's got a bit of black mold.
- Uck.
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It's like the HPV of rooms.
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- No, my roommate's moving out,
and I didn't want her to ask me to help.
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She'd rather live with her fiancé.
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- I hate her.
Did you find a replacement yet?
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- No, it's so hard
to find a good roommate.
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You think someone's a decent person
and then, bam!
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All of a sudden there's an Entourage
poster up in the living room wall.
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You know what?
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Our plant guy told me that
he needs a place to live.
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He just moved here from Portland.
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- Sorry, your what?
- Our plant guy.
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He keeps our plants alive.
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And one time, he brought me a tea.
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- Babe, go see if he's here.
- Mm.
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- Mm, I love this.
I love connecting people.
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- I love plants.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- The CBD oil that I put
in this smoothie is really kickin' in.
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Woo! Oh my god.
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- Hi.
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- Hey, if you're looking
for a payday loan,
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you're gonna be the third person today
I have to break bad news to.
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- I was actually
coming in for a reading.
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- Oh, well... you know
my "no friends" policy,
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and that especially applies to you
because of the, you know, stuff.
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- Yeah, n-no. The reading's not for me.
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It's, um, actually... for this.
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- What tomb you'd
have to raid to get that?
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- So, I was at a flea market,
and I was weirdly drawn to this,
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and I have no idea why.
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- Well, it looks cool.
- Well, I was thinking maybe that you can
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touch it and see if there's
anything special about it.
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I would go on Antiques Roadshow ,
but it's not a walk-in situation.
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No.
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Please.
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- Let's give it a shot.
- Thank you.
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- Uh, yeah. I'm, I'm not really
seeing anything special.
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Just somebody flipping it.
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Not sure if it's heads or tails,
but it's definitely one of those.
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Oh.
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I never understood that,
leaving things to chance.
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- Well, flipping a coin isn't always
about leaving things to chance.
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Sometimes, it helps you
decide what you really want.
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- Well, if I know what I want,
then why would I be flipping a coin?
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- Let's say we're going to get froyo.
- Mm-hm.
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- Okay? And you can't decide
between vanilla and chocolate.
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Heads for vanilla,
tails for chocolate, okay?
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Which one do you want it to be?
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Tails.
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Mmm, so that's what you really want.
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Okay.
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S-So, what is it?
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- No, it doesn't matter.
- Why?
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- You have your answer, chocolate.
Which is also the best answer.
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- Hi, I need 300 copies of this
"Have You Seen My Dog" flyer.
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- Oh.
- He's not lost.
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It, it just links to his Instagram.
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- He wears wigs.
- Wait, I know this dog. I follow him.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so I don't do this.
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It's just 300 copies.
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CLIENT:
Yeah.
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- Lou, I really think our plant guy
would be an amazing roommate for you.
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Just don't bring up aphids
'cause he gets pretty heated.
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- Okay, well, I just hope
you pay this guy well
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because my rent is, kind of--
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Hi.
Hey, hey.
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What?
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Ooh, Dad, that is a brisk walk.
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If you need to use the bathroom
without a reading, that'll be a dollar.
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- Okay, Maggie, I'm in no mood.
Thanks to you, your mother is leaving me.
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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After 30 years, she doesn't
want to be my receptionist anymore.
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- Mom quit?
- Well, she said it was your idea.
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I can't run that office by myself, Maggie.
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What, I'm supposed to hire somebody
I'm not married to to be my receptionist?
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- How would that even work?
- Well, why don't you just talk to her?
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- Talk to her?
Honey, I can't even look at her right now.
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Oh, that's your mom.
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She's waiting for me in the car.
I gotta go.
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Oh boy.
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MAGGIE:
Uh, Mom, so what happened?
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I thought you'd get a hobby,
not quit your job.
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After our talk, I thought about it,
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and I realized
I never loved working there.
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No?
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- Can I tell you a secret?
- Mm-hm.
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I don't like feet.
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That doesn't need to be a secret.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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My nails have never looked better.
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I look like a badass.
You're onto somethin', kiddo.
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- Mm-hm. You're onto something.
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No, but seriously,
if you were feeling that unfulfilled,
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then quitting was
definitely the right move.
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You're owning who you are.
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- Thank you, sweetie.
- Mm-hm.
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I like the new me.
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- Do you want me to do your toes?
- Oh, no, no. Your dad likes to do those.
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Okay, that should be a secret.
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Champagne was a great call.
What's the occasion?
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My roommate left it behind,
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and I'm nervous she's
gonna come back for it.
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- Ooh, smart.
- Yeah, drink up.
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So, how's the roommate search going?
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Complicated.
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Amy and Dave introduced me
to their plant guy.
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Plot twist, he's hot.
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So now I can't tell if he'd make
a better roommate or boyfriend.
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Well, he can't be both.
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I mean, what if you guys break up
and then you're stuck living together?
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- Oof.
- Okay, well, devil's advocate.
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What if we're the two people
in the world that can make it work
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because we're... extremely mature?
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Well as much as I do believe that,
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maybe you should decide
once you get to know him better.
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Starting with his name?
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- They just call him "Plant Guy."
It's like Prince or Roseanne.
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Speaking of names, have people
figured out what your storefront is yet?
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Mmm... Not really, no.
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But maybe it's cool if
I keep it kinda mysterious.
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You know, like a speakeasy,
or a high-end sneaker store.
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- Maggie, psychic readings
are supposed to be mysterious.
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Your ability to help people is not.
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Let people know who you are.
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You know who I am. Isn't that enough?
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- Okay, your name is Maggie.
Your favorite color is terracotta.
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Your hall pass is Clive Owen.
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Hm, and you're Louise.
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Your favorite color is pink
and your hall pass is Mufasa.
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Ugh, it's the voice.
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- Mm.
- And he's so powerful in that movie.
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- Everything the sun touches is his.
- Mm-hm.
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Mm... cheers to being known.
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I'll drink to that.
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♪
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Mom?
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Whatcha doin' here?
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- Well, I thought about what you said...
- Uh-huh.
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- ...and I found just
the right career for myself.
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- That's great.
- Came to me like that.
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- Love it.
- And it's something we could do together!
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What now?
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Tarot. I Wikipedia'd it.
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And after finding out how to say it right,
I think it's perfect.
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You're speechless!
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- So, Plant Guy mentioned he's
coming over to look at your place today.
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How exciting!
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What did you decide?
Boyfriend or roommate?
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- Still undecided,
but depending on his vibes,
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I'm either gonna bust out
the sparkling water or the red wine.
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Oh, he's calling me. Bye.
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Uh, hello?
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PLANT GUY :
Hey, I'm here, but I think I'm lost.
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Oh, yeah. It's, kind of, a maze, um.
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Just go past the teens who
are vaping by the bushes,
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all the way down to the left,
and I'm apartment eight.
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PLANT GUY:
I think one of 'em just flipped me off.
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- Oh, don't worry about it.
They're, like, totally harmless.
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They just like to stand around
and get-- Hi.
237
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:57,991
Hey.
238
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,036
- Oh, sorry. Come in.
It's great to see you.
239
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,996
- You too.
- So, this is me.
240
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,499
Little shabby,
but, you know, not too bad.
241
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,543
Well, I'm definitely into it.
242
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,627
Okay.
243
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,963
Oh, you like to take your shoes off.
244
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,673
- Mm-hm.
- That's very polite.
245
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,758
Um, can I get you a sparkling water?
246
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:15,759
Sure.
247
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:20,264
- Or a whole bottle of wine?
- Sure.
248
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,265
Okay.
249
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,851
Mom,
250
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,687
well now that you quit,
the world is your oyster.
251
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,939
You sure you wanna be here,
252
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,860
when you could be... anywhere else?
253
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,904
- Yes, honey, this is so fun.
- Yeah.
254
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,657
We are gonna put your store on the map.
255
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,535
So, how should we set up our desks?
256
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,289
Side by side? Back to front?
Across the room?
257
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,708
- I like across the room.
- I do too.
258
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,711
Fun, fun, fun.
259
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:56,258
Ooh! Some of these tarot cards
are a little PG-13.
260
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,553
Can't have that. Bye-bye, boobies.
261
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,555
Cute. Looks like a tank top, hm.
262
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,934
♪
263
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:14,943
Mom.
264
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,114
- Mom... Mom!
- Yeah, baby?
265
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,116
- Could you maybe do that
a little quieter, please?
266
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,993
Oh, yeah. Got you.
267
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,537
We also offer tarot.
268
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:31,001
You know, Mom, I was thinking,
there's lots of great careers out there,
269
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,923
and tarot is really hard,
and takes a long time to master.
270
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,341
Oh, no, it's not that hard.
271
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,343
You just need the little booklet
that it comes with.
272
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,096
Wait, where'd I put
the little booklet that it comes with?
273
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,890
Huh?
274
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,477
- Hey... you okay?
275
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,187
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. I'm good.
276
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,563
Hi. What's that?
277
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,566
- Uh, I realized I didn't pay you
for the reading the other day,
278
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,111
and I think we both accept
froyo as currency, so.
279
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,404
- Thank you.
- Oh, be careful.
280
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,823
That place gave your dad
some bad rectum cramps.
281
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,033
Also, where's mine?
282
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,077
- Guess what?
My mom's working with me now.
283
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,496
Yeah, you want a tarot reading?
284
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,958
Maggie encouraged me to follow my dreams,
so I'm a tarot-ist now.
285
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,335
- Ah.
- He doesn't want a reading, Mom.
286
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,587
- I'll do a reading.
- Great!
287
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,090
Step into my side of the office.
288
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,553
- All sides of the office
are my sides of the office.
289
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,596
Just... saying.
290
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,809
- Yeah, I have passwords
to all streaming services,
291
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,561
and only half of them are my parents'.
292
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,439
And I'm big into true crime docs.
293
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,526
I love trying to solve them,
curled up on the couch with someone.
294
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,655
I, I won't be needing
the shared parking space.
295
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,490
- I don't have a car.
- Oh.
296
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,325
I drive a motorcycle.
297
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,618
Oh.
298
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,038
And we can get the application in today.
299
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,456
My credit score's perfect.
300
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,252
- Hm?
- I'm sorry.
301
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,421
I'm making this all about me.
302
00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:01,008
You know, I've been trying to work
on myself... by listening more.
303
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,634
♪
304
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,979
- Uh, oh, hold on. Sorry, I, I just--
I really have to pee, so, um.
305
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,982
- It's okay.
- Stay, stay, stay.
306
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,154
This card refers to your past.
307
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:26,658
Ooh, upside-down six of cups.
308
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:31,079
It represents nostalgia,
a longing for how things used to be.
309
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,832
Oh... Well, I am a history teacher.
310
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,795
- Okay, this card is your present.
311
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,381
Ooh, three of swords.
Ahh.
312
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,634
It looks like an emo album cover.
What's it mean?
313
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,929
Uh, let's see. Three of swords.
314
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,724
Ooh, a romantic conflict
may be on the horizon.
315
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,976
- Well, I do sleep diagonally.
316
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,228
Jessie's not a fan of that.
317
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,021
- Ben, leave the interpretation
to the expert.
318
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,022
Yes, ma'am.
319
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,483
- It says here it could
point to a third party
320
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,027
creating trouble in your relationship.
321
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,322
- Mom, I don't think,
um, Ben needs you nosing around
322
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,740
in his... personal life.
323
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,283
Who's the third party, Ben?
324
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,036
Does Jessie have feelings
for someone else? Do you?
325
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,663
Mom! Stop.
326
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,957
Maggie, my part of the office, my rules.
327
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,375
- M-Maybe I should go.
328
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,627
- Every part of the office
is my part of the office!
329
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,837
I'm gonna go.
330
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:25,676
- I have been trying so hard
to be nice to you all day,
331
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,803
but you're in my space,
you're bothering my clients.
332
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,180
You're driving me crazy. Enough!
333
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,307
Well!
334
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,644
Fine... if that's how you feel.
335
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,772
But I will have you know,
that the next card
336
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,108
was people skydiving
out of a spooky castle,
337
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,235
and now we will never
know what that is about.
338
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,237
♪
339
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,243
♪
340
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,081
- Hi.
- Hey.
341
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,208
Everything okay with your mom?
342
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,752
Yeah, sorry you had to see that.
343
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,962
I'm trying to be supportive of her,
344
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,882
but it feels like her new career
is "torturing Maggie."
345
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,176
- Well, maybe she just wants
to spend some time with you.
346
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,510
Yeah, exactly. You get it.
347
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:10,929
I know how it is.
348
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:15,017
My dad never let me drive without him,
349
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,310
even when I was in college.
350
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,978
- Whoa.
- And it was so annoying
351
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,646
that he didn't trust me driving alone,
352
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,733
but I just realized that
he wanted to be with me.
353
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,235
Yeah, but did he put dolls in your car?
354
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,446
- Did he put dolls in my-- No, no.
- No.
355
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,240
- Maggie, I don't wanna be
that guy who does the whole
356
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,867
"my dad is dead, and I'd give anything
357
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,660
to have just one more
day with him" speech,
358
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,078
but my dad is dead,
359
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,748
and I'd give anything to have
just one more day with him.
360
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,251
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
361
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,713
You're right. Thanks, Ben.
362
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,841
♪
363
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,977
Um, so, uh, what'd you
end up doing with that coin?
364
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,523
- Oh, actually, I figured I'd keep it.
- Oh.
365
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,983
- In case I need
to make a decision one day.
366
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,401
Or I might use it for scratchers.
367
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,279
♪
368
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,364
Look at that.
369
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,617
- Chocolate.
- Chocolate.
370
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,910
- Always the best choice.
- The only choice.
371
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,329
- The only choice.
- Thank you.
372
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,956
Chocolate is the only choice.
373
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,708
- Get it right. Come on, Ben.
- That's it. That's what it is.
374
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,918
- Good night.
- Good night.
375
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,675
♪
376
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,433
- Sorry, uh, I have
somethin' I wanna tell you.
377
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,271
- Oh, okay. Actually, me too.
Um, you can go first, though.
378
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,523
Okay, don't hate me .
379
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,233
But this whole time
I've been struggling to figure out
380
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,819
if you'd make a better roommate,
or a better girlfriend.
381
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,904
Oh, samesies!
382
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,281
- Really?
- Yeah.
383
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,282
Okay, what did you decide?
384
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,868
Let's say it at the same time.
385
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,161
One, two...
386
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,163
- Roommate.
- ...three.
387
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,586
Sorry, you're so cool and superhot.
388
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,172
But I really need somewhere to live,
389
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,674
and your place gets
really good sunlight for plants.
390
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,135
- Well, you can't live here
now that we've hooked up.
391
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,597
Yeah... I guess not.
392
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:19,183
Okay, well, what do we do now?
393
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,605
♪
394
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,028
Hey, Mom.
395
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,242
- If you're wondering who stole
your bathroom key, it was me.
396
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,620
I was mad. I'm not apologizing.
397
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:43,665
- Okay, well, I'm actually the one
who wants to apologize.
398
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,875
I'm really sorry.
399
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:46,877
Oh.
400
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,881
- Okay, well, then here's your bathroom key.
- Thanks.
401
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,467
So, uh, how's the tarot biz?
402
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,177
Yeah, it's not great.
403
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,012
I left the cards on top of the car.
404
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,598
- Ah.
- You know, it wasn't my thing anyway.
405
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,392
I may just go back to being
your dad's receptionist.
406
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,436
What? Mom, no.
407
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,772
You can't just hide
in Dad's office or mine.
408
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,815
But I don't know anything else.
409
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:13,028
- Mom, I get it. I know who I am,
and I'm still scared to tell the world.
410
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:16,281
- But you shouldn't be.
You are so good at what you do.
411
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:20,577
Don't be scared, Maggie.
You gotta let your light shine.
412
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,080
I will, Mom.
413
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,208
You're a total badass. Don't forget it.
414
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,210
You're damn right I am.
415
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,380
You know what?
I'm gonna start a podcast.
416
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,464
That's great.
417
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,550
- And you're gonna be my co-host.
418
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,301
I'm busy.
419
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,607
Oh, fun! A psychic. Let's get a reading.
420
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,152
Come on in.
421
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,666
♪
422
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,962
Love the new signage, Mags.
423
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:15,174
- Yeah, I'm still getting used to it,
but I like it, too.
424
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,801
Oh, wow. I am not loving those, though.
425
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,888
Oh, yeah. You know my mom.
426
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,640
I have a feeling if I got rid of them,
they'd just come back.
427
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,142
- That's horrifying.
- Yeah.
428
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,810
Anyways, what are we having for dinner?
429
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,605
Um... flip a coin?
430
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,273
- Okay.
- Heads for Thai?
431
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,692
- Ooh, tails for a family bucket
of fried chicken.
432
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,529
- Oh, it's heads! Yes!
- Ugh.
433
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,073
- Really wanted that family bucket.
- Aw.
434
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,035
BOTH:
Let's get both.
435
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,204
- Yes, I love us!
- Me too.
436
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,040
But I cannot eat
with those things watching me,
437
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,334
so I, I need you to throw them away.
438
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,961
I'm not touching them.
439
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,963
♪
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