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- Even Instagram knows
I'm going through a breakup.
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I just got an ad
for "singles grave plots."
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- You're not gonna die alone
because I'm gonna cremate you
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and put you in my smoothie,
so I can drink you every morning.
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- Honestly, can we just skip
ahead to the cremation part?
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Anything to not feel
what I'm feeling right now.
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Maggie, I know it sucks.
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Thought I could be myself with Daniel.
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It's embarrassing when you
show yourself to someone,
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and then that's why the relationship ends.
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Give me his address.
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Thelma's got IBS, and I have
a stack of paper bags and a lighter.
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- Thank you.
Hey, Maggie,
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any chance you'd want to go
to prom with me tomorrow night?
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- Uh, I don't know.
I'll have to ask my parents,
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and they'll be just as confused as I am.
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- Oh, no, no, no. I want you
to come as the entertainment,
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um, as a psychic.
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You know, the guy who writes
names on rice dropped out.
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He's at the hospital with carpal tunnel.
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- Oh.
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- I think one prom in a lifetime
is enough for me.
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- Ah, man, I'd love
to go to prom as an adult.
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I'd finally get to ask all
the teens if it's good or bad
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when people call me "cheugy."
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You wanna come too, Lou?
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Amy, Dave, and Jessie all said no,
and you'd really be saving me.
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I can always use another set of eyes
to police for vapes and wine bras.
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Do I look like a narc to you?
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Because I would love to!
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- Oh, great.
- Come on, let's go!
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It'll get your mind off Daniel.
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Plus, if you don't come,
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then I'll have to learn
how to write on rice,
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and one of my students' names
is "Redlingshafer."
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It can't be done.
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Uh... okay, fine.
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- I will come.
- Yes! Oh!
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- No, but I will not be
cranking that Soulja Boy. No.
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- How great is it that we get
to do this all over again?
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- Wait, a-are we overdressed?
That girl's wearing a sweatsuit.
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- Who cares? I'm rockin'
the same nipple petals
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- from prom '07, baby.
- They still have stick?
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Nope, not at all.
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Um... Oh, yeah, they fell off in the Uber.
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- Tonight has to be better
than our prom, right?
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- What are you talking about?
Our prom ruled.
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- I think you're thinking of not us
and not what happened.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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Prom King and Queen
are gonna be Joe and Ilana!
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- Seriously? Come on.
Why did you have to do that?
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- Spoilers!
- You suck.
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Brandy, wait.
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Hey, Rachel, Rachel.
Be careful at the after-party.
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The police are gonna bust it.
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Are you gonna call the cops on us?
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That's messed up.
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- No--
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Hey, you wanna dance or something?
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- Can't. Chem test Tuesday.
Parents are on my ass.
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Uh, quick... Ask me what
the atomic weight of zirconium is.
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- What's the atomic--
- Ninety-one!
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Ah, I got it right!
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Well, at least we're
in a way better place now.
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Kids are gonna look at us
and be like,
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"Oh my gosh, they're so cool,
and, like, totally goals."
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- We are goals.
I know how to do my eyeliner now.
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- Yeah, and I don't have to wear
prescription deodorant anymore.
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Hell, yeah! Let's go to prom.
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♪
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BEN:
Hey!
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You guys clean up so nice.
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- Hm, you too. Lookin' spicy.
- Thank you.
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This is my "history teacher
after dark" look.
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- Um...
- You know what?
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That does not sound right.
I will not call it that.
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So, you ready to narc, Louise?
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- Uh-huh. Oh.
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Spotted. Blunt in the boutonnière,
flask strapped to the thigh,
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and those cufflinks are actually molly.
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Time for me to do my thing.
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- Wow, she's like RoboCop.
- Yep.
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So, um, how are ya since the breakup?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
We are not talking about that.
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I am just here to tell
a bunch of horned-up teens
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which Ivy Leagues
they are not getting into.
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- Gotcha. I'm gonna hit the dance floor.
I'm on "grind control."
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- Ooh, yeah, those two look like
they're trying to start a campfire.
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- Hey, guys... don't make me
get the spray bottle.
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- You don't wanna be doin' that anyway.
Lot of chafing.
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- What if I wanna chafe?
At least then I'd feel something.
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Nobody wants to dance
with "That's So Not Raven."
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Well, as your guidance counselor,
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I'm proud of you for being
so open about your gift.
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You are unapologetically you.
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I guess. What about you, Mr. Hart?
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When are you gonna show
people who you really are?
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Everybody knows I'm a proud gay man.
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I drive a Kia Soul
with a bumper sticker that says,
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"My other car is a fireman."
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- No, I mean... the fact that nobody
but me knows that you're a psychic, too.
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- Maggie, no, I am a grown-up
with a two-bedroom apartment,
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and a Yankee Candle addiction.
I have expenses.
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This school does not want
a psychic on their payroll.
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- Okay, well, when I'm grown up,
you'll never catch me in a high school.
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So, how's high school going?
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- Well, I've been hooking up with this guy
from my wrestling team all year,
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and I need to know if he'll ever
commit to a real relationship.
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- Oh, well, in my experience,
men will always disappoint you,
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so... brace yourself.
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Will you be my boyfriend?
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Yes.
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Ha!
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Looks like you got one of the good ones.
Hold on to him.
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- I'm sorry about smashing
your inhaler earlier.
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I really thought it was a vape pen.
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But, uh, you, Missy, I will have
to confiscate that nip of vodka.
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I know, it sucks, but soon enough,
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you guys'll be old enough
to bring vodka wherever you want.
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Like, the movie theater,
or, you know, the DMV,
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so it's all Gucci, right?
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- What class did you say you teach again?
I-I, I don't think I've seen you here.
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I'm not a teacher.
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- So, you're just, like,
a professional prom narc?
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No... I'm here helping out Mr. Morales.
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Yeah, and not to brag,
but... I'm actually a yoga instructor.
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- As, like, your job?
- I think she means as a hobby.
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No, Sparkles. It is my job.
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- So, did you, like...
invent goat yoga or something?
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- What?! No! But a goat did
eat my hair extensions once.
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Y-You know what?
I didn't come here to defend myself, okay?
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- So, I want to be
a professional soccer player,
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but I'm worried my boyfriend
will think it's dumb,
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and I just want him to believe in me.
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Ugh, girl, I feel you.
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But if he doesn't support you,
it's better to find out now
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before you clog your phone up
with photos of him and his stupid beard
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that makes you cry.
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- What?
- Never mind.
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Ha!
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Not only does he believe in you,
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when you go pro, he gets
your jersey number tattooed on his back.
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Actual size.
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Man, these kids
are really throwing me off.
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What a bunch
of well-adjusted little weirdos.
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Tell me about it.
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I'm an excellent narc,
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but for some reason,
no one thinks I'm cool.
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Actually, saying that out loud,
I should've seen that coming.
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- Look... They're all in healthy,
supportive relationships.
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I'm starting to think there's
something wrong with me.
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Barkeep, you got anything stronger?
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- I'm a gym teacher,
and, um, refreshments aren't for parents.
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Wow... really twisting the knife.
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I can't believe that just happened.
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♪
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♪
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Sorry, you won't be having sex tonight.
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But if it makes you feel any better,
neither will I?
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- Well, I-I see a solution
to both our problems.
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Honors Bio taught me it's called
a "symbiotic relationship."
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I'm also taking Anatomy.
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- Go get some punch, Kenneth.
- Okay, sorry.
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Now, don't feel bad, Kurt, okay?
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The first time I tried to tie a tie,
I passed out.
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All right... you look so sharp.
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Now, go ask Alec to dance.
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Go! Yes! Go!
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- H3
- C, CH2, CH3 is propane.
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- Holy crap, he's hot.
Do you think his hair is naturally black?
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- Uh, well, his eyebrows are red
and he's got freckles.
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- Oh no, he saw us.
Pretend like we're dancing.
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Okay.
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- Actually, he's kinda scary.
- - H3
- C, CH2, CH3 is propane.
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Maggie? Oh.
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Trevor got into Penn.
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Why would you tell him
to commit to art school?
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You might as well tell him
to grow a handlebar mustache now
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because he's goin'
straight to being a barista.
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He's an artist.
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That's what he's going
to do with his life.
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You don't know that, Victor.
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- I think I do, and it is my job
to guide these students.
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- Well, lately, you've been guiding
angry parents into my office.
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Now talk to Trevor and fix this.
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- I love that one.
Oh my god, you look so cute.
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Look at that.
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- Uh, so, just to be clear--
- Oh, that lady's back.
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That's right. The lady is back.
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Yoga might be a part-time job,
but it is a full-time lifestyle.
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- You felt the need to come back
and tell us that?
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- No. No, no, no. That's not all.
I'm smart, okay? I went to med school.
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So, you're like a retired doctor?
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- What? No...
I dropped out because it was stressful.
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You guys get that, right?
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School is just studying,
and overbearing parents, and raging acne.
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Actually, you all have perfect skin.
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- Things are goin' pretty great right now.
Gemma just made a boatload on NFTs.
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Yeah, she literally bought a boat.
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- You die together,
holding hands at the age of 102.
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Enjoy.
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- Beat it, kid! This is an emergency.
- Ah!
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- Thank you.
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Why is love so easy for these kids, Lou?
It makes no sense.
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They drive Teslas, Maggie.
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And I'm just some cheugy loser
who blew off her parents' expectations
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in the name of "personal fulfillment."
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Cheugy is bad, Maggie... Really bad.
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- It's like the second
I opened myself up to Daniel,
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he breaks my heart.
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I still owe money on my PT Cruiser.
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- And now I'm getting
hit on by kids in jorts.
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- And according to one kid,
I still need that prescription deodorant.
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- I gotta get outta here.
- What? Why? Where are you going?
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I'm going through something, Maggie,
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and I have to go home and figure out
what the hell an NFT is immediately!
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Maggie...
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where's Miss Louise?
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- Ugh, she's so obsessed
with becoming a doctor
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that she locked herself
in the bathroom to study,
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so I'm alone as usual.
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- You know, sometimes
you just have a bad night.
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DYLAN:
Hey, Maggie,
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I have two crystal balls
you can look into.
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- Dylan, I suggest you take your comments
and your rusty wallet chain elsewhere.
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At least the night's almost over.
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- Listen, Maggie,
I know things seem terrible right now,
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but I see great things in your future.
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People are gonna love and appreciate you.
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And those eyebrows are gonna
make people jealous someday.
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Thanks.
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You know, you're kinda
like my guardian angel.
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- Oh. "Guardian angel."
I like that.
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00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,481
- What?
- I just saw something.
235
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,860
You will dance with a great guy
at prom and you'll be happy.
236
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:19,364
- Really?
- Yes, sweetie, just not at this prom.
237
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,366
♪
238
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:27,748
- Milady... would you be so kind
to let me have this dance?
239
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,045
Sure, Kenneth.
240
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,011
- You smell really nice.
Like a fancy grocery store.
241
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,137
Thank you.
242
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,225
- Nice jorts.
- Thanks. They're rentals.
243
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,351
Oh.
244
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,394
Excuse me, Kenneth. May I cut in?
245
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,104
I just overheard Hayley Redlingshafer
246
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,274
saying that your jorts slap
and make you look like a total zaddy.
247
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,693
Ah, thank you, Mr. Morales.
248
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:00,989
Shall we?
249
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,497
A total zaddy, huh?
250
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,499
- Yeah, I have no idea what
any of those words mean.
251
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,588
Sorry for... cutting in on Kenneth.
252
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,133
I mean, he's a great student,
but very handsy.
253
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,719
- Well, he is the first person
I ever danced with at prom.
254
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,263
Well, if it makes you feel better,
255
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:27,307
my prom was a bummer, too.
I didn't dance either.
256
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,851
I didn't even get a corsage.
257
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,603
- So, you really wanted
an ice-cold flower bracelet
258
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,063
- from a to-go box?
- Yes!
259
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,692
My wrist was the only part of my body
I was comfortable accentuating.
260
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,112
- Worst part for me?
Oh yeah, I rocked a faux hawk.
261
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:43,824
Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. Brightside.
262
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,951
- I came outta my cage
and I'm doing okay.
263
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:53,834
- Ooh... should you maybe, like,
throw a bucket of cold water on them, or?
264
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,170
Oh, um, mm, no.
265
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,463
Jeff gave half the seniors
lice last semester.
266
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,757
- I'm gonna give him this win.
- Oh, fair enough.
267
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,177
I mean, I don't know how any
of these students could resist
268
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,887
- this romantic atmosphere.
- Mm.
269
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,138
Sticky floors.
270
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,765
- Oh, the overwhelming scent
of Axe body spray.
271
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,935
- The deejay's laser occasionally
burning a hole in your retina.
272
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:12,728
Yes.
273
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,858
Well, I guess it's all about
who you're with that
274
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,652
makes the night special.
275
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,488
♪
276
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,952
GEMMA :
Students of J.R. Buchanan High,
277
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,747
it is time to announce the royal court!
278
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,040
Come on up, Mr. Morales.
279
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,920
- There's my overly reverb-ed cue.
280
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:46,470
- Now, before Mr. Morales does the honors
of crowning this year's royalty,
281
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,388
we have a little surprise.
282
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,557
ALL:
Ooh.
283
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,685
- So, the prom committee did some digging
on something called MySpace,
284
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:58,524
and we thought Mr. M. would like
to remember his prom when he was king.
285
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,400
Okay.
286
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,947
GEMMA:
Aw, they're so in love.
287
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,698
STUDENT :
Nice suspenders, Mr. M.!
288
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:11,912
- Uh, just so you know, suspenders
were really cool, uh, back then... so.
289
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,331
What do you, uh--
290
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,501
What do you say we announce
the royal court, huh?
291
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:26,051
DEEJAY:
Time to get freaky... in a respectful way!
292
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:32,850
- Ugh... this music is so loud
I can't even concentrate!
293
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,102
Oh, I knew I shouldn't have come to prom.
294
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,855
If I don't pass this test,
my parents are gonna kill me
295
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:41,024
because I'm not gonna get into med school,
which means that my brother will win.
296
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,151
Do you even want to be a doctor,
297
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,946
or are you just trying
to make your parents happy?
298
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,074
I'm sorry, what's the difference?
299
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,202
Let's just go to Rena's.
300
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,455
I hear there's a secret menu
and they'll put cheese on your fries.
301
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,499
Shut up. Is that real?
302
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,710
Duh, I wouldn't lie about cheese.
303
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,336
We need to make that a rule.
304
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,256
BOTH:
We don't lie about cheese.
305
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:10,721
- Wait, ow, ow, ow...
These shoes are killing me.
306
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:13,182
I wish my mom just let me wear my Heelys.
307
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,142
- All right, Victor,
did you talk to Trevor yet?
308
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,436
No... and I'm not going to.
309
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,520
PRINCIPAL BUTLER:
Excuse me?
310
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,397
- I'm gonna meet you outside.
- Okay.
311
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,940
ANGEL:
He will go to art school,
312
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,443
and then he will sign
with a gallery in Chelsea,
313
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,070
and have a bitter feud
with the maître d' at Balthazar.
314
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,866
And, yes, he will be a barista,
but only for, like, six months.
315
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,327
And, uh... how do you know all this?
316
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,953
Because I can see the future.
317
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,122
I'm psychic.
318
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,874
PRINCIPAL BUTLER:
Psychic.
319
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,711
Victor, tell me, what else
do you see in your crystal ball?
320
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,923
- Well, I see you having
four beautiful grandchildren,
321
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:50,469
and you get a DUI
on something called a Bird scooter.
322
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,304
Oh, and there is one more thing.
323
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:55,933
It's blurry, but it's getting clearer,
it's getting clearer.
324
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,477
I quit.
325
00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,811
I quit.
326
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,773
- All right, Mr. Hart!
- I'm a free bird.
327
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,568
Well... that was it.
328
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,111
The only prom we'll ever have,
329
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,198
and the best part was watching
a grown man quit his job.
330
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,660
I hope we don't feel that way
when we see Twilight .
331
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:18,288
- Are you kidding my ass?
There is no way. Team Jacob.
332
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,499
I keep trying to get visions of it,
333
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,126
but all I see are adult women
sobbing in the theater.
334
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,891
Thought I might find you here.
335
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,561
Also, your period app posts your location.
336
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,979
- I should turn that off.
- Yeah.
337
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,024
- I'm sorry for ditching you.
- It's okay. We both had a rough night.
338
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,652
- At least we got cheesy fries.
- Mm-hm.
339
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,362
Mm.
340
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:55,158
- Well, I may not be
the psychic in this relationship,
341
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,995
but I know we're only goin' up from here.
342
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,163
Yeah? What do you see, Lou?
343
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,999
Well, I'm gonna be a surgeon,
344
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,500
and you're gonna be married to Pete Wentz,
345
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,210
and we'll look back on this and laugh.
346
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,842
I really thought tonight
was gonna be a win for us.
347
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,094
Now I'm questioning
every choice I've ever made.
348
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,805
Like, maybe I shouldn't
have quit med school.
349
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,684
- Lou! You were miserable in med school.
You did what was best for you.
350
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,896
- I used to be so ambitious, Maggie.
- You still are!
351
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,690
You still have that flashcard-wielding
freak deep inside of you.
352
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:27,983
You just gotta let her out.
353
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:31,111
- I have always wanted
to own my own studio,
354
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,738
and I think I could do it, too.
355
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,448
My classes always have a waitlist,
356
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,783
and one of my Yelp reviews
said that I should start a cult.
357
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,868
Yes!
358
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:41,121
- Who cares if I never made it
on a "30 under 30" list?
359
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,458
I got a new goal, and a cartilage
piercing that's finally healed.
360
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,461
- That is huge.
Things are really looking up.
361
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,088
And what about you? How are you?
362
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:50,923
You know what?
363
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,217
I'm actually okay.
364
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:58,555
At first, it was... it was rough
seeing all those teens in love.
365
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,766
Oh, yeah, you hate to see that.
366
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,852
But maybe... it was good for me?
367
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:08,482
Like... it was a reminder
that love is still out there.
368
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,070
- Uh, I just got full-body chills.
- Yeah.
369
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:16,281
Somebody's gonna love me
for who I really am, visions and all.
370
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,576
Well, you know, someone already does.
371
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,787
Mm, thanks, Lou. I love you, too.
372
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,205
You know what?
373
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,166
- I need to celebrate.
- Ooh.
374
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,460
- Hopefully, this is vodka
and not wine cooler.
375
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,259
- To our futures.
- To our futures.
376
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,890
- Hey, you know what I just remembered?
- Huh, prom sucks?
377
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,600
These cheese fries give me heartburn.
378
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,812
- Just gotta keep eating through the pain.
- Challenge accepted.
379
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,023
♪
380
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,318
So, how was prom? Dance with anyone?
381
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,320
I think you know the answer to that.
382
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,614
Ugh, I'm just glad it's over.
383
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,825
Thank god we're both
done with high school.
384
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,411
I know. That dress code was oppressive.
385
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,496
They wouldn't let me
wear any of my silk robes.
386
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,373
They have lapels. It's business casual.
387
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,753
- I just wanted to tell you, Angel...
I'm really proud of you.
388
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:15,048
- I'm proud of me, too.
But for what specifically?
389
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,509
For being unapologetically you.
390
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:18,969
Aw.
391
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,933
- I gotta go. That must be Lou
coming back for her leftovers.
392
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,934
Bye, baby.
393
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,187
- L-- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
394
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,730
- Hey, come in.
- Are you okay?
395
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,565
- Oh, yeah, I-- I'm...
- I was just looking around,
and I didn't see you there.
396
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,693
- ...so sorry.
I didn't mean to leave early. I just--
- No, no, no. It, it-- It's all good.
397
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:35,736
It's all good.
398
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,989
But you did miss Alec and Kurt
winning prom kings.
399
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:39,990
Ahh.
400
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,326
And crowned by a former king.
401
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:47,039
- Oh, about that--
- Yeah, so you secretly had a great prom.
402
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:50,459
- Actually... right before
that picture was taken,
403
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,586
that was the first time
Jessie and I broke up.
404
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,589
- Ah.
- Sometimes a photo
doesn't tell the full story.
405
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,217
I know what you mean.
406
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,429
- So, am I still part
of the miserable prom club?
407
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,682
- I guess I won't revoke
your membership card just yet.
408
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,310
I did bring this.
409
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,646
Kenneth thought you should have it.
410
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,897
Sweet, sweet Kenneth.
411
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,235
He is tenacious. I will give him that.
412
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,655
I thought you should have it, too.
413
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,535
- Thanks for coming tonight, Maggie.
- Yeah.
414
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,537
- You're welcome.
- Students loved it.
415
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,289
- Good night.
- Night.
416
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,365
Victor Hart?
417
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,368
- Yes, I would like
to change my name to Angel.
418
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:11,081
That's A-N-G-E-L, as in guardian,
as in touched by, as in hair pasta.
419
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,792
- Got it.
- Wow. Well, that was super easy.
420
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,920
I wanna thank you for being a part
of this monumental moment in my life.
421
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,880
You are very welcome, sir.
422
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,465
- I'mma go to Starbucks now
and watch them spell it wrong on a cup.
423
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,926
- Great, but first, you'll head down
to the Social Security Office
424
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,469
and change your Social Security card.
425
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,555
Then you'll swing by the DMV
and get a new license.
426
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,515
After that, head straight
to the bank and change your fi--
427
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,349
You know what?
428
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,185
I'm just gonna tell people
to call me Angel.
429
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:34,605
I'm wearing all white. They'll get it.
Thank you.
430
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,110
♪
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