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♪
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Hi.
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Hey, Maggie.
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- I will just take
a single jumbo king cone.
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Uh, I'll take two ice cream sandwiches.
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I found if you put one in the other,
it still only counts as one.
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- I know I liked you.
- So here's the thing.
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A couple weeks ago, I made a reservation
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at this place that's really hard
to get a table at
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in the hopes
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that you wouldn't be sick of me yet.
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- Oh, well, I guess I'll have to hold off
on getting sick of you
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until after this
fancy reservation you speak of.
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- Now, I know we usually like
to eat on the street.
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But what if we went to a place
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with actual doors and floorboards?
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Ooh, you're taking me to Home Depot?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm not mad at that.
They have chips by the registers.
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Well, you'll like this place too.
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So what do you say?
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You, me, Thursday night? A real date?
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If she says no, I'll say yes.
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I was going to say yes.
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♪
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Ah, yeah, it's gonna be a good time.
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Don't mind me.
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The girls are coming over tomorrow
to borrow some dresses,
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so I'm hiding the expensive ones in here.
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Who is that?
Hey, it's Jeff.
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Oh, Cousin Jeff in Australia. Hi, Jeff.
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-Hi, Amy.
-Hi, honey.
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Oh, listen, mate.
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I've got to run.
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I'll miss you Sunday.
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- Your mug gets ugly every time
I see you, you bloody bogan.
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- Oh.
- Alright.
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Kiss that ankle biter for me.
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- Okay, I will.
- Bye.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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What are you missing?
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- Oh, it's baby Eunice's
first birthday on Sunday.
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All my family in Melbourne will be there.
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- Aww.
- Yeah.
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Hey, it's a big Korean tradition.
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So you put items down on a blanket
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and whatever the baby picks up,
that's what she's going to be.
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So if she picks up money,
she's going to be wealthy.
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If she picks up a stethoscope,
she's going to be a doctor.
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I'm betting pencil,
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because I really see her
as an office manager
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in a mid-sized startup.
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And what did Baby Dave pick?
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- Well, I kind of grabbed money
and I kind of grabbed nothing,
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and then I got rich on crypto,
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so I guess the tradition checks out.
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Oh, I really wish I could be there
for Eunice, though.
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Aww.
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Sorry, honey. I wish you had
more of a community here.
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I have you.
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- I know, but I'm not
your cultural touchstone.
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I don't know what a bogan is.
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- I don't know what
a cultural touchstone is.
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I just want you to feel at home.
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- Babe.
- Mm-hmm.
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Don't do that thing where you set me up
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with like-minded friends.
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Pff. I would never do that.
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- You set me up with a guy once
because his name was Dave.
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- I did. And you loved
that reptile convention.
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- Yes, I did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- But he stole a lizard. Who does that?
- Well...
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- I'm going to find a way to fix this.
- Hmm.
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♪
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♪
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Voila. Welcome to my closet.
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I'm so glad you ladies are here.
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Okay, if this is a closet,
what have I been living in?
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- Wow, Amy, I feel like
I'm in a movie montage.
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Also, are you sure you want
to let us borrow your stuff?
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I'm kind of a spiller.
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Of course. That's who I am.
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I give. I connect.
I take back after a couple of days.
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A lot of fur for a vegan.
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Thank you.
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I mean it. Take whatever you want.
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Obviously, I don't mean the jewelry.
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MAGGIE:
Guys, help me.
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I don't know what to wear
on my date tonight.
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Should I wear something sexy
or something spill-proof?
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Lou, this is so you.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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I hate it when you start dating someone,
you just, poof, vanish.
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And then I no longer have
a social life here.
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- Looking for a friend?
- What?
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- I'm just saying, Dave and I would love
to take you to dinner tonight.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I was just going to roll
on some shapewear and lounge on the couch.
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- Yeah, you can do that at dinner.
- Okay.
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Whoa!
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Maggie, that is scorching.
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- Oh, I love this.
Yes!
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Wait, okay, so do I.
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What if we, um,
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-ed it
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and, you know, passed it around
to have the summer of our lives?
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Huh?
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I thought it was a cool idea.
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Amy, can I borrow this one?
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- Yes.
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Okay. Well, I don't care about that.
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I care about tonight, right now,
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because we are having a great time.
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Maggie, please.
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Please.
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Let's not ruin this.
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I can't with this dress.
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I know, right.
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Amy, thank you so much.
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I just realized I have somewhere
that I need to be that is not here.
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Okay.
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Oof, I know that face.
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She has diarrhea.
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- Ugh.
- Yeah.
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Bummer.
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Hey, Tony. Give me three jumbos.
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Oh no. You must have had a rough day.
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I, however, have had a wonderful day.
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I will also have
three jumbo cones, please.
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- I had a vision of Daniel
yelling at me on our date tonight.
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- Oh no, not Daniel.
- I know.
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A fight. Oh, I love that for you.
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You always break up with people
for some petty reason
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before you even get to the fight.
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That's not true.
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- Remember Shawn?
- I remember Shawn.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I had a vision
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of Shawn eating pizza backwards.
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I can't have a whole family of children
eating pizza backwards.
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- Listen, Maggie, if you saw it,
it's going to happen.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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- I don't want to fight.
I just want things to work out for once.
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- Do you know what I wouldn't give
to have a sexy fight tonight?
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Okay? Enjoy it. And be sure and text me
when you kiss in make-up.
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- It's kiss and make up,
not kiss in make-up.
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Let it be both. Now go and have fun.
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Excuse me. Can we get
a cone caddy, please?
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That is mine.
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- Oh.
- Hey, babe. Just in time.
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I'm making enchiladas for our anniversary.
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Wait, is it our anniversary?
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Well, it's an anniversary.
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Ha, ha!
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- What are we celebrating? First kiss?
- No.
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- First kiss without braces.
- Close.
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- First kiss when you got
your braces put back on at 22.
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- No, it's the anniversary
of the first time
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we got back together.
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- Oh.
- You know me.
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Come from a long line of celebrators.
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I got a B in math once,
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and my parents rented out
an entire Pizza Hut.
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Yeah, your life ruled.
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I once got a B, and my mom
didn't talk to me for a week.
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- I remember that B. You're always
an A student to me, don't worry.
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- Thank you.
- And I hope you're hungry because--
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There's a jar of peanuts in the cabinet
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Um, this is going to take a minute.
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♪
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"Looking forward to tonight.
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"Can't wait to keep this good thing going.
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Then please draw a smiley face."
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Oh.
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Maggie, please.
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Please.
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Let's not ruin this.
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Hey, it's Daniel, leave a message.
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Hey, uh, it's me.
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I've... I've actually come down
with something,
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so, um, I'm going to have
to cancel our date tonight.
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I'm so sorry.
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Please draw a sad face.
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Alright. I checked all the other parts.
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It looks to me
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like your main problem is
this door isn't on.
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- Oh, who needs it?
We've always wanted a sauna.
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- Ben, I enjoy a good joke
but not when safety is the punch line.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Let me get my toolbox.
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Jack! Can you bring me my tools?
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He's been waiting in the car.
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He's been in the car this whole time?
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It's been like half an hour.
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Yeah, he loves it.
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He likes to sit there
and see how hot he can get
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before he turns on the AC.
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Jack!
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Why on earth did you cancel on Daniel?
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- Okay, did you come over here
just to yell at me?
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Yes. I already watched my programs.
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Girl, you cannot escape that fight.
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If you saw it, it is going to happen.
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- Tell me how? I canceled my date,
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I'm not leaving my apartment,
and I don't have the dress.
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Ha!
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And that is how.
You forgot this.
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Welcome.
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- Why don't you wear it, Lou? Remember?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Dress.
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- What's going on?
Am I missing something?
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Isn't your date tonight?
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Shouldn't you be shaving your legs
while listening to Lemonade?
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She's pulling a backwards pizza Shawn.
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On Daniel?
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We like him. He doesn't wear fake glasses.
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Can we just take the spotlight off of me
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and turn it on someone else.
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Oh. Yes, I'd love that.
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To what do we owe this cuteness?
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Amy and Dave invited me out
to a fancy dinner tonight
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and gave me this to wear.
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Oh, single girl out with a couple.
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Tale as old as time.
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Few Mai Tais in,
all three shirts come off.
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Oh, it is so hot.
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- What? Angel, no,
they're, like, in their 40s.
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- Oh what, you think people get
less freaky as they get older?
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They gonna wear you out.
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Okay. Almost there.
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- You know, guys, I bet
if you pull up the hardwood floors here,
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there's probably carpeting underneath.
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Alright. Should be good.
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Just open it extremely slowly
and don't close it unless you have to.
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Isn't she great?
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She loves fixing things.
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I call her the Maria-cle Worker.
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Even though she can see and she can hear.
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Well, thanks so much.
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Yeah, thank you.
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- We truly could not have
this dinner without you guys.
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Oh, sure you could.
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I mean, you don't need us
around for dinner.
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Jack, don't be rude.
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If they're inviting us for dinner,
we should stay.
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You're staying for dinner?
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We would love to.
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Yes.
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♪
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Thank you.
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So according to this influencer I hate,
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this is supposed to be
the best pan-Asian spot in town.
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- Cool. I wonder what part of Asia
executive chef Keith O'Reilly is from.
254
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,996
Um, excuse me.
255
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,785
Hi. Real quick. Our menus are blank.
256
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,380
Ah, good eye.
257
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,915
The name of my restaurant, Yùwàng,
actually means desire.
258
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,721
The menus are blank
because I serve only what I desire.
259
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,585
Ah.
260
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,971
- The cuisine is all based
on the time I've spent
261
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,887
in several American Chinatowns.
262
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,506
So you've never been out of the country?
263
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:38,353
No, no, I misspoke.
264
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,097
I've been to
the Toronto Chinatown as well.
265
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,814
- Oh.
- Ah.
266
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,848
Bon appetit.
267
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,562
This is so fun.
268
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,061
- It's, like, so fun, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
269
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,357
I have to make a quick phone call.
270
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,437
Probably take about an hour.
271
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,981
So I'll order you some Mai Tais,
272
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,324
and you guys just start connecting
or whatever.
273
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,450
- Mai Tais?
Yeah.
274
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,116
- Yeah, that's sort of our drink
when we're looking to have some fun.
275
00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,785
- Oh, how much fun are you looking
to have exactly?
276
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,536
- Oh, Amy's got a whole plan
for us tonight,
277
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,708
and she specifically wanted
to include you.
278
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:05,746
Really?
279
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:09,249
- Yeah. I'm just grateful that she didn't,
uh, pick a complete stranger.
280
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,263
I wouldn't put it past her
to look on Craigslist for someone.
281
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:13,918
What?
282
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,764
- Sorry, I-- Sorry, I should explain.
283
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,473
She walked in on me on my laptop
and got worried
284
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,560
because she saw me getting something
from another person
285
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,676
that I can't get from her.
286
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:25,232
Right. Another person, like a woman?
287
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,227
- Women. Men. My cousin.
Your drinks.
288
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,609
- Your cousin?
- Yeah.
289
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,355
I'll take that. Yeah. Thanks.
290
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:31,821
Oh.
291
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,237
A boozer.
292
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,786
What a lovely arrangement.
293
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:43,906
Yeah.
294
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,830
You know, there's a place in a strip mall
295
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:50,172
that actually makes arrangements
that are edible.
296
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:50,999
Yeah!
297
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,835
- Sit with that.
- Huh?
298
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,474
Well, these flowers are actually
for our anniversary.
299
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,837
Oh my gosh.
300
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,434
It's your anniversary.
301
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,599
How many years are you celebrating?
302
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,388
- We're celebrating the first time
we broke up and got back together.
303
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,892
So not a real anniversary.
304
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,944
Well, that's not true.
305
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,896
We get to decide
what a real anniversary is.
306
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,687
- So maybe we should decide
and not just you.
307
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,691
- Yikes. She just dog walked you,
my friend.
308
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,413
- Folks, uh, these items
that we're eating,
309
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,487
they are really terrific.
310
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,871
What's the sauce?
311
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,038
Uh, chipotle.
312
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,496
Right. Family secret. I, I get it.
313
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:31,207
- Maybe we should get out
the emotional toolbox
314
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,165
and look under the hood
of these multiple break-ups
315
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,131
and find out what that's about, huh?
316
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,046
Mm.
317
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,221
Hi.
318
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,389
Hi. Um, I was in earlier tonight.
319
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,018
I was the one with the pretty nails
320
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,765
and the gorgeous hair
and the whole outfit.
321
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,846
Oh. Well, I guess you weren't working yet
or you would remember.
322
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:54,824
Um, I'm calling to see if my husband
and friend are getting along.
323
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,026
You know what? Maybe you could just,
like, scooch by their table
324
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,277
and take a little secret video
and then text it to me
325
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,529
so I know they're doing okay.
326
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,990
How is that an unusual request?
327
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,581
Isn't that literally your job?
328
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,615
Wait, wait, wait. What?
329
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,037
The restaurant made you work
on your birthday.
330
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,170
Ugh. Hosting sounds really hard.
331
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,129
Now it's just a vibe I'm getting,
332
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,838
but are you an Aquarius?
333
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,299
Pisces. Of course.
Of course, you're Pisces.
334
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,469
All the most important people
in my life are Pisces.
335
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,638
You're just like my dentist.
336
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,103
Mm. Wait, you know what?
337
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,770
You would get along so great
with my dentist.
338
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,846
Here, give me your number.
339
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,397
I am going to make this happen.
340
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,356
Woo!
341
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,607
Knock, knock.
342
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:41,239
- Saying "knock, knock" while entering
doesn't count, Dad.
343
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,198
Well, you're psychic. It's fine.
344
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,907
Listen, honey, do you mind
if I hang out in here for a little bit?
345
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:46,829
Sure.
346
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,787
- Your mom got us stuck
for dinner with Ben and Jessie.
347
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,368
I don't know why she does that.
She knows how much I hate people.
348
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,714
Ooh, how did you get away?
349
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,879
Well, you know what I did?
350
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,667
I just stood up and I excused myself,
351
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,460
- and I walked up the stairs.
- Huh.
352
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,633
Pretty slick, huh?
353
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:03,511
- Oh, I guess avoiding people
runs in the family.
354
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,560
- Okay. I may not have heard
what you said,
355
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,226
but I can sense the subtle shifts
in a woman's tone.
356
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:11,769
What's going on, honey?
357
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,774
Hmm. Well, I had a vision
358
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,730
that I got in a fight tonight
with the guy that I like,
359
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,031
and I was afraid
that he would break things off.
360
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,605
So I canceled on him.
361
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,900
- Uh-huh.
- Hmm.
362
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,913
- So you don't have a destiny
with your date?
363
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,201
Good one, Dad.
364
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,662
Well, what about tomorrow night?
365
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:28,990
What do you mean?
366
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,156
- Well, I mean,
you can't stay in here forever.
367
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:34,714
And are you going to avoid
this guy tomorrow night, too?
368
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,748
And the night after that.
And the night after that.
369
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,422
Life is... endless.
370
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,718
- Dad?
- Yes.
371
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,177
I'm here.
372
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,256
Honey, look,
373
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:50,020
conflict can actually sometimes make
a relationship stronger.
374
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,018
So I think what you need to do
is just jump in
375
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,268
and try this, see what happens.
376
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,650
I don't know how to do that.
377
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,437
- Okay, this is the oldest
Dad advice in the world,
378
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,691
but practice makes perfect.
379
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,533
Thanks, Dad.
380
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,163
Well, you're welcome.
381
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,369
So, where are you going?
382
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,749
I think I have a fight to catch.
383
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,406
Oh, good one.
384
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,086
Oh, good, Jack. Get over here.
385
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,628
Let me fill you in on what you missed.
386
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,091
These two were high school sweethearts.
387
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,472
Cheerleader and mascot. Not who you think.
388
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,969
Three break-ups.
389
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,271
First time living together.
No active cavities between them.
390
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,016
I don't think it's that ridiculous
391
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,307
that I was the cheerleader.
392
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,770
Uh, okay, well, you know what?
393
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,020
It sounds like you guys
covered everything,
394
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,732
so, um, honey, maybe we should get going.
395
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,363
You know, that milkshake place
I love is still open, so let's--
396
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,451
Honey, sit down.
397
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,574
Ben and Jessie were just getting back
398
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:50,163
to why they would celebrate a breakup.
399
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,408
Oh no.
400
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,997
You see, that's the thing.
We're celebrating getting back together.
401
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,117
Isn't that a nice thing to do?
402
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,924
I know that's where you come from, Ben,
403
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,207
but I come from a place
where anything remotely negative
404
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,551
was swept under the rug.
405
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,376
You see it as celebrating
a bunch of anniversaries,
406
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,432
but I see it as shining a light
on all of our break-ups,
407
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,847
and I don't want to remember that.
408
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:10,795
Why not?
409
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,433
What do you mean, why not?
410
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,811
Why not? It's our history.
411
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,807
- Because she probably doesn't want it
to happen again.
412
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,099
Maybe. I'm just guessing.
413
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,646
Is that true?
414
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,520
Jessie.
415
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,566
I really don't care about the date.
416
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:25,608
Honestly.
417
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,701
The reason my family celebrated anything
418
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,866
was because it was
an excuse to be together.
419
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,532
If you want to celebrate
that it's Thursday,
420
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,124
let's celebrate that,
as long as it's you and me.
421
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,036
That's the part I really care about.
422
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,211
Happy Thursday.
423
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,960
- Happier now.
- Yeah?
424
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,804
Alright, Jack.
425
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,484
Oh, I hope I'm not crossing a line.
426
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,141
Amy and I love to share.
427
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:04,442
- Dave, I think it'd be weird
if we slept together.
428
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,941
- I think it'd be weird too.
Why are we doing that?
429
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:09,494
Because Amy wants to.
430
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,858
You guys love to share.
431
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,784
Wait. Did you sleep with your cousin?
432
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,543
No. No!
433
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:15,785
No.
434
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:16,996
Sorry.
435
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,865
I thought you got what was going on here.
436
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,581
- What's going on?
- Amy wants us to get together
437
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,633
because she wants me
to have more Asian friends.
438
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,587
I can't tell if that's better or worse.
439
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,957
Well, for sure problematic.
440
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,094
But it's coming from
a genuine place of love.
441
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,141
- Hmm.
- She just wants me to feel at home here.
442
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,175
You know?
443
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,518
Have mates with the same
cultural touchstones as I do.
444
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,135
Sorry, what's a cultural touchstone?
445
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,311
- What is a cultural touchstone?
I don't know.
446
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,438
Well, Dave, I'm from Reseda,
447
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,688
so I'm not sure I can relate
to the experiences
448
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,151
of a Korean-Australian-American.
449
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,490
- Well, here's something
we can both relate to.
450
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,576
This place sucks.
451
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:57,655
Yeah.
452
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,451
- Ugh.
- Let's get out of here.
453
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,504
I know this great dumpling spot
on York. It's always got a line.
454
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,379
- Cash only?
- Oh hell, yeah.
455
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,376
- Hell to the yeah. I'll text Amy.
- Let's go.
456
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:11,933
- Maggie?
- Hi.
457
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,925
I thought you were sick.
458
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,756
Wow. You look sick.
459
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,102
- I had a vision of us
getting into a fight,
460
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,059
and I wanted to avoid it, so I lied.
461
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,730
And I feel really, really bad about it.
462
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,319
Okay, now you yell at me.
463
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,316
Uh, okay.
464
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,318
Th-that's a lot of information.
465
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,615
- Oh yeah. Take a minute.
We can fight when you're ready.
466
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,661
Why don't you come inside?
467
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:38,945
Okay.
468
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,830
- You can't just come over here
and say you want to fight.
469
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,844
- No, I don't want to fight.
That's why I canceled on you.
470
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,206
I'm saying we're going to fight.
471
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,593
Okay.
472
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,089
You know, women have canceled
on me a lot, but this,
473
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,431
this is new.
474
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,546
- Yeah, I would definitely
be super annoyed if I were you.
475
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,224
Especially if I had a whole outfit.
476
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,810
Yeah, I also had a whole plan.
477
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,188
The reservation was
for this cool pan-Asian place
478
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,896
with no menus
that we probably wouldn't like.
479
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,266
But I thought it'd be kind of funny,
something that we could bond over.
480
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,783
But then I got your voicemail,
and I thought,
481
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,275
you know, I feel really bad
that she's sick.
482
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,186
I'm going to send her some soup.
483
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,864
And now I just feel
really stupid for caring.
484
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,242
- Well, the only reason
I didn't want to see you
485
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,779
is because I care, too.
486
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,622
- You know that doesn't make
any sense, right?
487
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,907
- Can you just fight with me,
please, Daniel?
488
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,700
Wait.
489
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,254
This is wrong. Were we outside?
490
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,919
- Sorry. Wait, wha-what's outside?
491
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,037
- Th-- Our fight. In, in my vision.
492
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,304
I saw us outside. Should we go outside?
493
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,296
No!
494
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,257
I mean, this is--
Maybe we fight more than once.
495
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,759
- If we're going to do that,
we should just end this right now.
496
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,511
What is happening?
497
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,223
Maggie, people in relationships
fight all the time,
498
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,274
and they don't break up.
499
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,347
It's called having a conflict.
500
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,061
And truthfully,
I think it's kind of healthy.
501
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,481
Wait. Back up a minute.
502
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,689
Are you... are you saying
503
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,940
we're in a relationship?
504
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:52,992
I mean...
505
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,529
I wouldn't be mad at that.
506
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,277
You?
507
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,198
I wouldn't be mad at that either.
508
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,750
♪
509
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,955
- To be clear,
you're definitely not sick, right?
510
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:09,959
- No.
- Great.
511
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,801
- Thank you so much
for bringing this home.
512
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,549
I'm glad you and Louise connected.
513
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,391
- You should say next time.
We'd have fun as a threesome.
514
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,467
What's that?
515
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,192
- Okay. I've come up with
a list of other anniversaries
516
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,345
I'd like to celebrate.
517
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,482
- Oh, first time we used
the EpiPen successfully.
518
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,190
- I loved that.
- Aww.
519
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,401
- Aww.
- Great memory.
520
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,570
You know something, honey?
521
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,148
I give those kids about six months max.
522
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,364
Oh, my little romantic.
523
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,874
I really hope Maggie and Daniel made up.
524
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,037
Oh, I'm sure they did.
525
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:46,995
Maggie knows the family rule.
Never go to your separate beds angry.
526
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,167
That's true.
527
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,035
Mwah!
528
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,461
- Night, sweetie.
- Nighty-night, honey.
529
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,500
-Love you.
-I love you.
530
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,170
Shane, wait, you can't go to Paris.
531
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,088
-Why not?
-Because you're the love of my life.
532
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,810
- You have no idea
how important that just was.
533
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:04,635
Hmm?
534
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,403
♪
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