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Today's the biggest day
of your life, babe.
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Don't get too high.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I wrote a letter to myself ♪
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♪ In the form of a song ♪
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♪ I can play when
the Sun shines ♪
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♪ I know better
than to trust anything ♪
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♪ That I say to myself
when I'm this high ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I just did a interview with
my eyes closed, Motherfucker ♪
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♪ I just smoked a blunt
It looked like pyro ♪
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♪ Only comments I see are
the bad ones, yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Only playlists I like
are the sad ones ♪
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♪ I let the medicine in I
know it don't help in the end ♪
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♪ But I got depression again ♪
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♪ I had a meeting at seven,
I skipped it and slept in ♪
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♪ And woke up at 7:00 P.M. ♪
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♪ I cut my hair
off like Britney ♪
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♪ Sprinkle dust like a pixie ♪
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♪ Wipe my nose like it's itchy ♪
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♪ I'm tatted up ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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London: God, why is anyone
up this early?
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Who's texting me?
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Oh, it's Apple.
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I wish I didn't have
to do this...
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Good mourning with a u?
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What the fuck?
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Weird.
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Woman: Hi, it's Apple,
leave me a message.
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Uh, hi.
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I'm a little confused,
could you call me back?
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Okay? I love you.
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Right, so I haven't left
a voicemail in like five years
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and why did she spell
"mourning" like that?
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A time of sadness
because of a loss.
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What the fuck?
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♪ ♪
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Well, today
should be interesting.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ All right! ♪
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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Today might suck ♪
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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Today might suck ♪
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♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
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♪ Is this a dream? ♪
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♪ A really fuckin' bad one? ♪
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♪ I'm in between... ♪
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Ah!
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When I was growing up,
my family didn't really
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have any money,
so when I finally got some,
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I bought the coolest thing
that I thought money could buy.
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I call it the flower shower.
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Man, I have no ass.
I need to do some squats.
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If I haven't said it yet,
my name is London Clash.
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I'm an actor on this show
called Good Bad People.
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It's the number one
series on TV right now.
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Oh yeah, the finale
premiered last night.
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I hope everyone liked it.
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Whoa! Cold showers
do make your dick small.
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♪ We coulda stopped
this car crash ♪
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♪ If only she
would text me back ♪
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♪ And let me know
it wasn't true ♪
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♪ Now I spell
Good Mourning with a "u" ♪
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♪ Good Mourning ♪
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You know why it sucks when
you're going through it
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with your partner?
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Because everything
reminds you of them.
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♪ Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
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♪ Good Mourning ♪
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Wow... is it weird
she's all I think about?
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♪ Good Mourning ♪
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♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
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Okay. She has too have
hit me up by now.
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I mean, there's no way
she hasn't said something.
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This is Dylan.
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I met him when he
was working In N Out
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and he used to hook me up
with free burgers and shakes.
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He's been my boy ever since.
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He's also convinced
that Avril Levigne
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wrote the song "Sk8ter Boi"
about him,
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but we're all pretty
sure they've never even met.
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Ewww...
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My dude.
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♪ ♪
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Yo, does this look like
a break-up text to you
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or... or am I tripping?
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Yes. Yes, that does look like
a breakup text to me.
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Damn.
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Because like... I called
and it went to voicemail.
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You know, like I texted,
it turned green.
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I can't get in contact with her.
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It's like everything
was all good.
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- Now I don't know where to...
- Dude. Dude.
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You want some?
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No.
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Aw, fuck, man.
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I've created like eight
different movies in my head
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about what's happened between
last night and this morning
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and seven of them
are horror films.
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What's the eighth one?
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It's like The Notebook,
but without all the happy parts.
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So it's just Ryan Gosling
crying for two hours straight.
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Look, she said "Good mourning"
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with a fuckin "u".
What, did someone die?
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Are you British? Good morning.
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If she's breaking up with me,
I'm moving back to Ohio,
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I swear to God.
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♪ ♪
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Dylan?
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Good talk.
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♪ ♪
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Um... Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm your new assistant.
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Oh.
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Wow. I'm... I am so sorry.
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My assistant
forgot to remind me.
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Welcome to my house.
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What's your name?
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- Olive.
- Okay, I'm London.
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I know.
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Uh, want to take the elevator?
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Yeah.
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I, uh... I watched an interview
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that said that you can't
start your day without coffee.
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So I got you a latte.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, okay.
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Sorry.
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- No, no.
- I mean, well...
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- Okay.
- I guess I should show you.
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It's your house.
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All right. This is Leo.
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He's been my best friend
since third grade
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when he gave me his gym shorts
after I drank
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too much Mountain Dew
and peed my pants.
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A couple years ago he DJed
a rave out in Joshua Tree
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and never fully came back.
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He's also the reason
why I have to find
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new assistants every month.
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He doesn't trust anyone.
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What the fuck?
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Did you even check what
kind of dairy's in there?
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'Cause from here it smells
like cows milk.
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- No, it's... it's goat milk.
- Goat milk.
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Where the fuck do you get
goat milk from?
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I milked a goat.
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No, you didn't.
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Mmm. That's Photoshop.
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I'm just going to stop
both you all though real quick.
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Why would you give me goat milk?
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I watched an interview,
you said you like goat milk.
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Nah, I didn't even
know goats made milk.
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You probably heard
me say "oat" milk.
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Not goat milk.
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Is there any way we could do
one more coffee run, please?
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- I'm sorry.
- Man, that's funny.
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And that coffee
better be organic, sweetie.
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Chill. What the fuck?
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My dude.
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I'm having a shitty day, man.
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Apple's ghosting me.
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Actually, I think Apple's
breaking up with me.
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Damn, man.
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And on top of that,
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I'm still waiting
to hear from my agent
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about this Batman role,
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but I haven't heard
anything yet.
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Man, your energy
all fucked up, man.
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Come with me, bro.
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Yo, welcome to my Zen den.
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Mind closing that door?
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Yeah.
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What the fuck was that?
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Relax, man.
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Gotta receive this energy.
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Received.
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You really need
to calm down, man.
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That's right. Seems like
you're having a lot of problems
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in your relationship, man.
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- Problems in the bedroom...
- Well...
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But you see this crystal here
activates your sacral chakra.
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Costs like $5,000, man.
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Feel that.
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I don't have a problem
with my dick, but...
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Johnny Depp uses them
after his orgies.
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Really rocks out
with his cock out, man.
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How do you know that?
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We're getting your
energy right man.
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Close your eyes.
We're finding your happy place.
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I don't want to go
to my happy place.
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Fucking close your eyes, man.
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We're going to fucking
find your happy place.
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Just go there.
Are you there yet?
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Check this out.
This is brilliance.
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The whole world
is gonna fuck with this.
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It's going to be
like next level.
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This is Buddha Trap.
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♪ ♪
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It's dope.
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Can you see in that thing?
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Yeah, man, third eye.
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Sick.
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Told you this shit's dope, man.
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Maybe you shouldn't...
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Oh, shit. Fire.
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Told you this shit's fire.
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No, idiot. Fire!
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Oh, shit shit shit!
Get the fuck away from there!
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Meet Kennedy.
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She moved in with us a couple
of years ago
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from San Francisco.
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I was her first investor
in an app she created,
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which was kind of like
the Peloton, except hers
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took a more extreme approach.
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Come on, you sweaty bitch.
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- Get mad!
- I am mad, bitch!
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- You real mad?
- How mad are you, bitch?
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I'm so mad! Ha ha ha!
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Honey, what are you doing?
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Baby, I'm working it!
I'm working it!
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Well, work it a little quieter.
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I can't!
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Ha! That's why your
last boyfriend left you. Ooh!
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What did you say?
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You want one of these, bitch?
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She also hates boys and can't
really stand any of us.
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But she sticks around anyway.
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♪ ♪
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That is not how
I saw that going, bro.
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What the fuck?
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I can't believe you, bro.
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Damn, man.
Leave it up to me, right?
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Yo, man, I know this
isn't the best timing
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and all, but if you want
to use that song
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for your next movie
at the end of the credits,
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it'd be really tripping, bro.
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I'm telling you, that shit's
hard as fuck.
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Man.
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Oh, shit.
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- Hello.
- Hello?
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Hi.
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So this is Apple, the girl
I've been talking about.
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We've been dating for
a year and she's
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the only person I've ever said,
"I love you" to.
260
00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,624
She blew up when she was like 13
261
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,693
from this movie
called The Baby Butterfly.
262
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,260
She got an Oscar from it.
263
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,862
We got introduced
at a movie premiere, and, yeah.
264
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,298
I still have no idea
why she likes me.
265
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,636
Hey, can you hear me?
266
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,437
Yeah. Are you okay?
267
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,438
No, I'm not. That text.
268
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,006
What did you mean by it...
269
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,044
♪ ♪
270
00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:27,580
Hello?
271
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,383
Okay.
272
00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:34,853
Oh, no.
273
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,522
Oh, no, no, no. Hello? Hello?
274
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,559
Bro... Trippy, are you serious?
275
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,193
Why are you even here?
276
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,696
I had to come over here
extra early to let you know
277
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:47,332
that finale last night.
Seven days.
278
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,303
Weak. That shit was garbage.
279
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,239
You know I don't
direct that, right?
280
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,210
Like, I didn't create the show.
I just act in it.
281
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,045
You should've acted
like you gave a fuck
282
00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:02,347
when you ruined
America's favorite TV show.
283
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,616
Just saying.
284
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,752
Damn, man. Why?
285
00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:11,323
Apple done dumped you for
a new famous guy?
286
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,759
You're a dick, man.
287
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,235
I don't know how
you keep getting in my house.
288
00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,827
Leo, can I please
use your phone?
289
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:17,329
Yeah, man. No swiping.
290
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,430
You got Apple's number?
291
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,798
Fuck no. I got boundaries, man.
292
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:20,908
I'll never have her number.
293
00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:22,200
Bro, you're tripping.
294
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,869
Damn, everything's
so weird today, bro.
295
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,540
Damn, London, you're sure
right about that, man.
296
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,275
Mercury is in Everglades.
297
00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:34,547
- It's retrograde, Leo.
- Fuck.
298
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,184
Thank you. Thank you. What?
299
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,253
How did you even? Okay.
300
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:45,857
Can you put that in a bowl of
rice and see if it'll work?
301
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:52,464
Hey, that rice better
be organic!
302
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,502
Hard.
303
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,171
The universe is talking, man.
304
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,715
Why knock if you're just
going to come in anyway?
305
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,818
Kennedy, I need Apple's number.
306
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,853
You don't have your own
girlfriend's phone number.
307
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,421
It's in my phone.
308
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,890
Where is your phone?
309
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,992
It's in rice. Um...
310
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,397
Please don't move out.
311
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,133
In here I've already moved out.
312
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:31,970
♪ ♪
313
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,606
I have a question.
314
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,809
Do you know Dylan is drowning
in his bowl of cereal right now?
315
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:39,177
I do know that
because I saved his life.
316
00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,179
Leo just committed arson
ten minutes ago
317
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,691
and my girlfriend
is breaking up with me.
318
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,317
How the fuck do you not care?
319
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,822
Do you care?
320
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:52,357
Okay, so I paid all
of your utilities,
321
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,861
I deposited the mortgage,
the fridge is full of food.
322
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,572
There's a plunger
in that downstairs bathroom
323
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,197
and Leo should probably
explore a new diet.
324
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:04,169
And also, you're definitely
going to need this.
325
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,606
Oh, and no, I don't care,
326
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,408
because you're like 30.
327
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,009
Time to grow up.
328
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,485
You really were the best
roommate.
329
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,156
Remember that one time
you changed my tire?
330
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:29,961
Taught me how to tie a tie.
Fuck.
331
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,541
Now I'll probably never
see you again.
332
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,606
Put your seat belt on.
333
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,340
Farewell, London.
334
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,042
Goodbye, Kennedy.
335
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,354
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
336
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,692
You moved into the house
across the street?
337
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,062
Hello, London.
338
00:16:04,162 --> 00:16:05,363
What the fuck?
339
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,734
This is Angel.
340
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,803
He's another one of my
best friends from back home
341
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,638
and he's always been
the cool one.
342
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,272
At least in his mind.
343
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,441
He started this clothing
company called No Safety,
344
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,277
and it made a bunch of money
after for some kid on TikTok
345
00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:22,147
wore it in a video
of him smoking his own pubes.
346
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,616
Hey, a win's a win.
347
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,886
I think I got to go full method
to get this Batman role.
348
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,254
I don't know, homey.
Method actors are weird.
349
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,123
Remember that time
on the set of Good Bad People?
350
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,304
Danny Trejo's arrived, he's
our guest today on the show.
351
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,897
He's playing a caveman.
352
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,665
Just reminder, he's full method.
353
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,066
Okay.
354
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,769
Sick, this is tight.
355
00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:48,273
Danny, what's up, man?
356
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,942
Dude, I'm such a big fan.
357
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,410
I'm so excited that
you're doing this show.
358
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,913
This is so tight.
359
00:16:56,281 --> 00:17:00,385
You need a... you need help
with your acting shit?
360
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,955
My agent said that I should do
some self tapes or whatever.
361
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,991
Can you film me?
362
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,726
You can't...
you can't do those yourself?
363
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,361
I just got hit in the head
with a water balloon
364
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,697
and it broke my phone, so...
365
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,431
It happened to me once, too.
366
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,476
So if you want to have me
film that, that'd be cool.
367
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,709
No, I know, but
it's a self... tape.
368
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,347
I get it.
Just fucking help me. Thanks.
369
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,819
Bring your phone.
370
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,828
Use the stairs.
371
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,362
I'll meet you down there.
372
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,203
For fuck's sake.
Angel, it's one floor down.
373
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,407
Fuck you.
374
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,746
Okay, this is
my impersonation of
375
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,248
Draco Malfoy looking for drugs.
376
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,383
Where's the pot, Potter?
377
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,825
I don't like Draco very much.
378
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:20,666
You've already started it,
haven't you?
379
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,605
I just wanted him
to play the viola.
380
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,673
Now go fetch him,
tell him I gave him
381
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,107
a five fat dollar gold piece
382
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,409
he plays his little habanero
pepper heart out.
383
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,813
Go on.
384
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,522
Anyone know the number of 911?
385
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,559
All righty then.
386
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,237
Wait, am I supposed to...
Am I supposed to say...
387
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,405
You're supposed to shut
the fuck up.
388
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,331
- Sorry.
- I'm a wall.
389
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,072
Yo, what was that one?
390
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,491
Like Game of Thrones
or something.
391
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,051
I'm trying to get
on one of those shows.
392
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,143
Oh yeah, I can see that.
I can see that.
393
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,812
Zombies...
394
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:07,913
Oh, shit.
395
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,752
- Hey.
- Yo.
396
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,285
Olive, really?
397
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,056
This is serious shit, fuck.
398
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,356
You have to go right now.
399
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,068
You have to meet
your agent in 20 minutes.
400
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,895
You can't get anywhere
in 20 minutes.
401
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,730
This didn't work.
402
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,032
Fuck!
403
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,199
♪ ♪
404
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,345
Okay, so that's Sabrina.
405
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,114
She's my stalker.
406
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,917
She literally sits out here
every day, leaves me flowers,
407
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,918
sends me DMs.
408
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,553
Wave to your stalker.
409
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,855
Got my number a couple
of times, I don't know how.
410
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,456
Sends me texts.
411
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,192
It's all pretty weird.
412
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,105
Ah, fuck, it's starting
to burn my hand.
413
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,373
I got it.
414
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,344
Wait, is that why
you wear gloves?
415
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,150
Bro, you never jerked
off with those gloves, did you?
416
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,553
Oh, in that case, I don't
want to hit that.
417
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,855
- Me, either.
- Oh, God no.
418
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,160
Tick tock.
419
00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,328
Oh, Jesus. About fucking time.
Hi.
420
00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:33,498
Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi, I'm... hi.
421
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,835
Oh no.
422
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,636
Meet Maxine Goldberg.
423
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,848
Probably the scariest person
I've ever met in my entire life
424
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,306
and one of the biggest
germophobes
425
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,008
I've ever met in my entire life.
426
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,777
In the three years
of knowing her,
427
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,747
I've never actually seen
her physically touch anybody.
428
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,347
She also happens to be one of.
429
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,983
Hollywood's most
powerful agents.
430
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,952
You guys are right on time.
431
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,755
20 minutes late.
432
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,525
Do you want to thank me now
for the best day of your life?
433
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,362
You actually want me to
thank you?
434
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:07,933
Fine, get me another purse,
this one's disgusting.
435
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,502
For that.
436
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,404
The Batman script.
Shut the fuck up!
437
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,508
- How did you get this?
- How did I get this?
438
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,210
I'm Maxine.
What do you mean, how did I...
439
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:20,579
Okay, Google me.
That's how I got it.
440
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:24,482
You have a meeting with
the director today at 5:00.
441
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,351
You just need to show up.
442
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,687
He's a narcissist,
so just say you liked him
443
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,525
on Joe Rogan or some shit
and the job is yours.
444
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,262
- Don't put that on your face.
- I can't. I can't go today.
445
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,495
- You can't go today?
- No.
446
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,330
Apple's like breaking up
with me,
447
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,466
my head's all over the place.
448
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,136
I need to figure that out.
449
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,740
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
450
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,440
That is awful.
451
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,010
But I am going to say to you
452
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:54,747
what I say to all my clients
who are in this situation.
453
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,752
The only thing that will never
break your heart is money.
454
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,654
Jesus Christ.
455
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,489
That ho is loyal. You feel me?
456
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,791
Can you push this meeting?
457
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,593
No, I can not push
the fucking meeting
458
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,061
with the director of Batman,
459
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,031
for the biggest franchise
in the fucking world.
460
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,632
You want me to push the meeting?
461
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,132
You're already
a straight white guy.
462
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,535
You're already pushing it.
463
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,971
You already pushed it.
464
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,472
And who got a moderately
successful TV actor
465
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,310
to the front of the Batman line
466
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:29,081
in front of not one
but two Hemsworth's?
467
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,151
So feels like I did my job...
468
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,986
- Right.
- I need you to do yours.
469
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,689
I have done my job.
470
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,792
I actually did six months
of training for this job.
471
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,095
I hung upside down
like a fucking bat
472
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,664
from a bunk bed for two weeks.
473
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,733
I've been training my lower,
my lower voice
474
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,501
so I can talk like this.
Hi, I'm Bruce.
475
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,002
Yeah, pretty good.
It's pretty good.
476
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,538
They'll fix it in post.
477
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,616
I didn't even go out last night
for the finale party.
478
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,175
Like, I'm dedicated.
The work is there.
479
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,476
Yeah, that's not something
you should be celebrating.
480
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,679
Why? What?
Why are you saying that?
481
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,281
Why is everyone saying that?
482
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,550
I'm the asshole that has
to break the news to him
483
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,353
about that piece of shit fucking
train wreck nightmare finale?
484
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,255
Let's just be grateful
that 15 years ago,
485
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,757
I gave this director a handjob
at the Pluto Nash premiere,
486
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,894
and today is the day
it pays off.
487
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,663
I'm going to ask you a question,
488
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:21,367
and I hope you answer it
better than Josh Hartnett did.
489
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,769
Do you want to be in love
490
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,437
or do you want to be the biggest
star in the fucking world?
491
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,374
Because you can't have both.
492
00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,309
- Okay, um...
- This is Batman.
493
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,077
All right,
I'll be at the meeting.
494
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,312
- Batman!
- I got you.
495
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,748
- The only movie that matters.
- I know.
496
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,984
I'll be at the meeting.
497
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,319
Fuck.
498
00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,987
That was good,
that was pretty good,
499
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:45,524
Don't... why does that smell
like pussy?
500
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,161
You're free now, little shrimp.
501
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,538
Hey, London, London, right here!
502
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,463
- You guys energy is all off.
- London, hey!
503
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,934
Hey, London, yeah we just saw
Apple leaving the Everly
504
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,068
looking all sad.
505
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,304
- You guys good?
- London, did you cheat on Apple?
506
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,039
Fucking move.
507
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,510
♪ I got skeletons in my closet ♪
508
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,357
Is that who I think it is?
509
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,458
Oh my God, movie man.
510
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,094
What's up, Barry?
Yo, you see Apple?
511
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,129
Yes, she was just here
like two minutes ago.
512
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,130
- She left?
- Yeah.
513
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,332
Fuck!
514
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:27,766
Did she say where she was going?
515
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,386
You know what, she did.
She actually...
516
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,569
No, are you fucking crazy?
517
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:31,770
You guys never talk to me.
518
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,439
I mean, the only reason
you know my name
519
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,179
is because
it's on my nametag right there.
520
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,777
B-E-R-R-Y. Berry.
521
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,917
I don't know, Berry, I feel
like we're kind of cool.
522
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,116
Like every time I come here,
we always have a little...
523
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,284
- Oh, do ya?
- Something.
524
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,685
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- All right.
525
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,253
Come here, come here.
526
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,714
- You feel this right here?
- Yeah.
527
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,890
- Yeah, that feels good.
- That's homie shit.
528
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,525
That's homie shit?
We're friends now?
529
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,660
- Yeah.
- All right.
530
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,896
- We can be friends.
- Yeah.
531
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,767
One second, sir,
I am down to party.
532
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,402
And I'm cool around celebrities.
533
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,605
I actually frequent
the town with Andy Dick.
534
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,074
If I don't mean to brag.
535
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,952
- That's tight.
- The Dick calls me all the time.
536
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,487
He's like, yo, what's up,
it's the Dick,
537
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,511
and I'm like, What's up?
538
00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,115
You know It's Berry.
539
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,895
Hey, do you get your hair
done at the mall?
540
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,319
That's not necessary, sir.
541
00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:21,787
I get mine done at the mall.
542
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,398
If you ever want to come
together, we could probably
543
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,422
get a two for one.
544
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,724
- You know, -Sick, dude.
545
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,559
- Yeah, I'm gonna text you.
- Yeah...
546
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:33,198
If you just... I just
need you to text me.
547
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,100
Yeah.
548
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,268
I will fuck your wife.
549
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,569
I'ma text you right now.
550
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,109
Yeah, okay.
Send my love to the boys.
551
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,072
All right, I will.
552
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,508
Send my love to the boys?
553
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,308
- The ones right here.
- Yeah.
554
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,010
- They heard you.
- Okay, cool.
555
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,311
All right.
556
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,412
Do you know who that is?
557
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,448
That was the movie man. Get out.
558
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,418
Hurry up. Ridiculous.
559
00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:55,054
Doesn't even have a handle.
560
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:59,024
Oh, fuck.
He doesn't even have my number.
561
00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:02,394
That's so sick.
I just got dogged.
562
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,663
Get the fuck out.
Come on, today.
563
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,198
Very cool car, sir.
564
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,378
Is this the one that Tiger
keeps getting repossessed?
565
00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:10,869
How do you know Berry?
566
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,072
How do I know Berry?
How do you know Berry?
567
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,574
Dude saved Fat Joe's life
like twice last year.
568
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,010
He can snap anybody
out of a bad trip.
569
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,110
True.
570
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,722
What time did y'all say
that meeting was?
571
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,281
I don't know, dude.
572
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:25,184
I can't think about anything
else but Apple right now.
573
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,686
- I fucked up.
- Let's pull up to her crib.
574
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,826
Babe?
575
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,762
She's not here, man.
Let's just leave.
576
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,263
You fucking kidding me, bro?
577
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,008
We drove all the way out
here, rush hour traffic, man.
578
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,867
We get some fucking answers.
579
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,603
You know, my dad had this
saying, if you breaking up,
580
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,371
you've got to break in.
581
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,740
- Your dad used to say that?
- What?
582
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,018
Well, I'm pretty
sure he got it. From Aaron Paul
583
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,410
on an episode of Breaking Bad.
584
00:26:51,511 --> 00:26:52,411
Pretty sure he didn't say that.
585
00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:53,679
No.
586
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,747
Well, I'm pretty
sure he broke in houses
587
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,683
and got rich
with that bald guy, so...
588
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,227
Did you ever finish
watching Breaking Bad?
589
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:03,956
No, because somebody changed
their Netflix password.
590
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,891
All right.
Look, we're not doing this.
591
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,902
There's like six Kardashians
that live on the street.
592
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,162
There's security everywhere.
593
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,299
I'm not breaking
into my girlfriend's house.
594
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,007
Can't believe I'm breaking into
my girlfriend's house.
595
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,648
Apple?
596
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,654
Babe.
597
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,331
I'm starting to freak out.
598
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,738
This is so weird,
I don't get it.
599
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,611
- Yo.
- Damn.
600
00:27:58,710 --> 00:27:59,878
What a palace.
601
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,247
Look at that
timeless chandelier.
602
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,916
Guys, don't touch anything.
603
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,251
All right? She'll notice.
She's OCD as fuck.
604
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,720
I did that shit one time in
a rainforest with a shaman.
605
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,822
That's how I got my third eye.
606
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,627
That's DMT, Leo.
607
00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:16,395
Find clues, please.
608
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,732
Hey, don't touch
anything, though.
609
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,707
Oh...
610
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,243
I found a clue.
611
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,082
Whoa.
612
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,020
Oh my God.
613
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,624
Leo!
614
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,625
Oh, man.
615
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,993
No, no, no, no, no.
616
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,995
Leo.
617
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,731
What the fuck did you just do?
618
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:56,134
London, what is this dust?
619
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,470
That's not dust,
that's people, man.
620
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:02,441
Homie, did you just
break the dead grandma vase?
621
00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:04,409
Oh, fuck.
622
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,678
We can fix this.
623
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,121
I think that was actually
the cousin
624
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,915
that no one really liked. So...
625
00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:11,350
We got to pick him up.
626
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:15,220
Whoa, I'm not fucking
with human remains, man.
627
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,488
Dude, Leo.
628
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,957
You did it.
629
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:24,062
It's all good. It's all good.
630
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:29,801
At least it
was just one of them.
631
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:33,338
I mean, it doesn't even
look that bad, guys.
632
00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:42,114
Leo...
633
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,449
You are the worst best friend
I've ever had.
634
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,557
You just re-killed her
entire family.
635
00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,071
We got a suspicious
vehicle leaving.
636
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,230
Apple Leone's House.
637
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,501
Black G-Wagon covered
in safety pins.
638
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:07,039
I swear to God, y'all better
think of some way to fix this.
639
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,453
I got it.
640
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,989
I got it, I figured it out.
641
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:26,759
I don't want to smoke right now.
642
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,860
Why are we whispering?
643
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,563
Yeah, why are we whispering?
644
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:31,664
They can hear us.
645
00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,498
Who can hear us?
646
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,372
We're wearing her entire family.
647
00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,376
I'm gonna make a call.
648
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,281
♪ ♪
649
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:03,128
Your phone's fucked.
650
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,930
I can get you a new one
before the meeting,
651
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,799
and Maxine says you
have the Batman script
652
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:08,701
and you still have to read it.
653
00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:10,837
Okay.
654
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,839
Hey, Angel, who did
you just call?
655
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:16,509
Since you guys want to
hit me last minute,
656
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,979
this is our
spring/fall collection.
657
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:24,784
We have blue dreams,
blue balls, Blue's Clues,
658
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,553
Blue Man Group, Blue Ivy,
Blue Cantrell
659
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,922
and you're my boy blue.
660
00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,825
We'll take the whole thing.
661
00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:35,160
Well, give me my money, then.
662
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,199
Angel, no, man. What's the plan?
663
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,435
I got a meeting at 5:00,
I don't want to get high.
664
00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:46,304
This is how we fix everything
we fucked up.
665
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,211
We're gonna sit right here,
smoke all this weed
666
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,380
and we're going to keep
the ashes.
667
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,449
Word is from the
funeral home, homie,
668
00:31:57,550 --> 00:32:00,085
only ashes that can pass
for a cremated human body
669
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,454
are the cannabis flower.
670
00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:05,090
You know what I think? I think
you just want to get high.
671
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,592
This ain't no fun and games.
672
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,694
Yeah, we're going to get high.
673
00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,596
But we're on a mission.
674
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,397
Our boy is in trouble.
675
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,132
You're tweaking.
676
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,712
We don't got the lung capacity
to blow all this weed down, bro.
677
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,538
Like, you buggin'.
678
00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:25,477
Go get Fat Joe, man.
679
00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,053
This is Fat Joe.
680
00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,789
He's our skater homie
from Long Beach
681
00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:38,858
who sometimes crashes
at the house.
682
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,726
He's not fat and
his real name is not Joe.
683
00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,094
But remember that song
lean back?
684
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,173
I swear every day since we
met him, he gets so high,
685
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,499
he leans back on everything.
686
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,337
Damn, y'all were really about
to smoke without me, huh?
687
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,473
Bro, no.
688
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:58,310
At least pass me some shit, man.
689
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,514
Ooh.
690
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,424
I know y'all were about
to smoke without me, too.
691
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:04,717
I smelt it from the basement.
692
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:08,119
At least let me connect
to Bluetooth, though.
693
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,889
I got a playlist for this one.
694
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,157
♪ ♪
695
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:14,861
♪ This is stoner music, man ♪
696
00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:17,262
♪ Stoner, stoner ♪
697
00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:23,034
♪ I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪
698
00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:26,906
♪ I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner ♪
699
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,308
♪ I'm a stoner,
I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner ♪
700
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,177
♪ I'm a motherfucking stoner ♪
701
00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:35,313
♪ I just put a forty on my wrist
just like a boss ♪
702
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,784
♪ I just put ten thousand on my
bitch just like a boss ♪
703
00:33:38,885 --> 00:33:42,087
♪ I just came from YSL
just like I'm from Boston ♪
704
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,322
♪ YSL just like
I'm from Boston ♪
705
00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,959
♪ Just like I'm from Bos Bos ♪
706
00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:49,427
♪ Motherfucker ♪
707
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,234
♪ ♪
708
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,169
Prepare for ultimate liftoff.
709
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:01,039
Who is going to survive
the four fingers of death?
710
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,078
Yes, sirski.
711
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,395
Oh, my God, they're
going out his phase.
712
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,833
I win.
713
00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:34,540
Whoa, hey.
714
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,577
Oh, are you all right?
715
00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:40,312
The bowl should be filled
by now, right?
716
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:50,221
This was the moment I realized:
We were fucked.
717
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,490
Oh, fuck, sorry, I forgot a box.
718
00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:55,327
Oh shit, did I walk in
on a smoke sesh?
719
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,108
What do you guys not understand?
720
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:13,579
I like girls.
721
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,113
Ah!
722
00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:18,249
You got to let
that dream die. Scoot over.
723
00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:31,162
Does anybody have a lighter?
724
00:35:41,073 --> 00:35:42,642
That's glorious.
725
00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:48,346
Oh, man, I can't wait to sleep
in my new house.
726
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,415
I've been waiting for
this my whole life.
727
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,986
I always get stuck caretaking
dysfunctional households.
728
00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:58,090
♪ ♪
729
00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,892
Stupid blonde boy.
730
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,528
I know.
731
00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,863
You're good.
732
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,569
Are you crying?
733
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:14,140
Look like you're crying.
734
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,576
- No, I'm not.
- Why are our eyes all watery?
735
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,413
Because I'm high.
736
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:31,181
Smoke this shit, dude, shut up.
737
00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:40,566
Pussies.
738
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:44,103
Hey, hey. Wake up.
739
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,139
Hey, you! Pencil dick!
740
00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,008
Wake up!
741
00:36:49,108 --> 00:36:50,843
Ya lazy bastard.
742
00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:52,812
Did you just hear that?
743
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,016
Don't ask him, pal.
744
00:36:57,116 --> 00:36:58,249
You hear me?
745
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,519
I'm talkin' to you.
746
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,822
My heart's beating really fast.
747
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:08,728
Fat Joe, you're a Fanny.
748
00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:10,395
You're a sausage.
749
00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,798
And a big fuckin' stoner.
750
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,735
I think the lobster
just said my name, bro.
751
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,571
What?
752
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:20,506
You see these clippers of mine?
753
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:25,111
I will hang from your balls
until you're 50 years old.
754
00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:27,580
What the fuck
did you say, lobster?
755
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,116
Your balls will be
down at your ankles.
756
00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:31,751
I'm gonna get your ass.
757
00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:34,620
Get in here.
I will give you such a nip.
758
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,956
You know, there's an electric
eel in there, right?
759
00:37:37,056 --> 00:37:39,925
If you touch that shit,
it'll be fucking shocking.
760
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:47,032
I'ma get ya.
761
00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:53,539
Okay. I'm not going to stay
here and watch you guys
762
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,316
turn our fish tank
into a Sushi restaurant,
763
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,242
so I'm going to leave.
764
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:57,777
Good luck with Batman.
765
00:37:57,877 --> 00:38:02,280
Oh, and Fat Joe, that lobster
is not talking to you.
766
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,383
Smoke me, smoke me.
767
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,686
I can't smoke you anymore.
768
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:09,555
Whatchoo mean
you can't smoke me!
769
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,422
Man, quit acting like a bitch.
770
00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:14,459
You CAN hit this shit.
You ain't quitting.
771
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,095
Man, fuck that meeting!
772
00:38:16,195 --> 00:38:19,364
Smoke me, smoke me,
smoke meeeeeee...
773
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,801
I don't wanna. I don't wanna...
774
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,012
Got your new phone.
775
00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:34,613
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
776
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,849
Um, so have you read
that script yet?
777
00:38:36,949 --> 00:38:38,693
Because we should really
get you to that meeting.
778
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,327
I'm going to be honest
with you, I've smoked
779
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,221
half a pound of weed with
my friends because
780
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,089
we killed my girlfriend's
entire family
781
00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:45,658
after we broke into her house.
782
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,726
I am a little bit
concerned about the
783
00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,971
you "killed your girlfriend's
entire family" comment, but...
784
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,032
She also might be
my ex-girlfriend now.
785
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,771
Hey, Leo.
786
00:38:58,871 --> 00:39:00,639
What's up?
787
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:06,145
Oh, wait, before you go, can you
glue these urns back together?
788
00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:09,515
Yo, take this body bag.
789
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,151
What do you... what do you mean
when you say urns?
790
00:39:12,251 --> 00:39:15,621
You know, like
a vase for dead people?
791
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,899
There's like a bunch of arts
and crafts shit in the garage.
792
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:22,828
And then after you glue that,
fill it with this ash.
793
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:27,066
You got it.
794
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:34,106
And that glue better be organic.
795
00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:39,778
You know, you could throw
my old phone away.
796
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,986
Whoa...
797
00:39:47,086 --> 00:39:49,021
Apple...
798
00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:55,694
Yes, here we go, here we go,
here we go.
799
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,062
London?
800
00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,631
- Baby.
- Where have you been?
801
00:39:58,731 --> 00:40:00,733
I think someone's
broke into my house.
802
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,468
I, I...
803
00:40:06,739 --> 00:40:07,973
London?
804
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:14,780
Wake up.
805
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,383
Why won't he wake up?
Did you guys only smoke weed?
806
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,385
There was a lot of weed.
807
00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:23,188
What the fuck?
808
00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:25,357
Hey, buddy.
809
00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:27,492
You feeling okay?
810
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,962
Dylan, fuck you, man.
811
00:40:30,062 --> 00:40:32,298
Angel, this was the worst idea
you've ever had.
812
00:40:32,398 --> 00:40:35,267
I'm so high and I got
the biggest meeting
813
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,735
of my life today.
814
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,755
We could have burned
anything to get those ashes.
815
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,407
I've been telling you,
man, it's about
816
00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:44,209
the consistency of the ash.
817
00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:47,980
No, you know what? Stop. Okay?
818
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,648
Leo, Fat Joe, Dylan,
819
00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:51,026
take these urns
and put them back
820
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,319
in Apple's house
without her knowing.
821
00:40:53,419 --> 00:40:55,321
Wait, hold up.
822
00:40:55,421 --> 00:40:58,757
In Calabasas? Hell no, bro.
823
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,160
Hell yes, bro.
824
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:03,562
Angel, you're coming with me.
825
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,933
I'm legitimately...
826
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:11,337
Legitimately too high
to drive right now, I think.
827
00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:12,638
I could drive us.
828
00:41:14,006 --> 00:41:15,507
Okay.
829
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,518
Let's just take my G-wagon.
830
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:27,820
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
831
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,156
Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
832
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:36,028
- You know...
- Yeah.
833
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,265
- Just...
- Yeah, go that way.
834
00:41:44,403 --> 00:41:46,138
Oh, God.
835
00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:47,873
♪ ♪
836
00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:52,310
Good as new.
837
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,618
You didn't forget
anything in the room, right?
838
00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,460
Who the fuck is that guy?
839
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,229
She already got a new boyfriend?
840
00:42:10,329 --> 00:42:12,965
♪ ♪
841
00:42:15,267 --> 00:42:16,969
Please read this.
842
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,541
Okay. Me, me, me.
843
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:28,647
Not me, not me, not me, me, me.
844
00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:33,318
Don't care. Don't care.
845
00:42:33,419 --> 00:42:37,322
I save the day.
Batman wins, amazing.
846
00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:42,394
Let me just call Leo.
847
00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:43,595
London.
848
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:45,264
Yo, Leo, how'd it go?
849
00:42:45,364 --> 00:42:48,434
Yo, we got the urns
back in Apple's house.
850
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:49,601
Woo!
851
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:51,804
Thank God. How's it look?
852
00:42:51,904 --> 00:42:54,206
Well, it looks lovely,
like nothing ever happened.
853
00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:57,476
But dude, we kind of got
a different problem, man.
854
00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,546
Seriously.
855
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,246
What does that mean?
856
00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,857
It means you should probably
come over to Apple's house
857
00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,783
right now, man,
it's kind of bad, bro.
858
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,261
Dude, I can't.
I'm at the Batman meeting.
859
00:43:06,285 --> 00:43:08,521
- I literally just pulled up.
- Yeah, I hear you.
860
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,031
But if you care
about your relationship,
861
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,615
you better get over here
right now, man.
862
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:13,092
It's pretty ugly, man.
863
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,761
All right, fuck it, dude.
864
00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:17,181
Just stay right there.
I'm coming.
865
00:43:17,229 --> 00:43:19,465
Just don't let her leave.
866
00:43:19,566 --> 00:43:21,233
Why is this happening
to me today?
867
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,234
I got to call Maxine.
868
00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:23,602
London.
869
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,238
Maxine, I'm going
to be an hour late.
870
00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:28,107
I'm sorry, I'm stuck in traffic.
871
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,510
It's bumper to bumper.
It's so weird.
872
00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:33,178
- The 405.
- The Rigmarole, crazy.
873
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,847
Maybe there's
an accident or something.
874
00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:36,615
You know what?
It is an accident.
875
00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:39,586
I'm it's like a Fiat
is like tipped over.
876
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,421
So it's like oil,
giant oil spill. I think.
877
00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:44,656
An oil spill. Wild.
878
00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,326
Fossil fuels, right?
So fucking whack.
879
00:43:47,426 --> 00:43:49,228
Right, so whack. Totally whack.
880
00:43:49,328 --> 00:43:51,196
So what do you think?
881
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:54,800
How much time do you
think you need?
882
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,636
I don't know. With the way,
the way it's looking right now,
883
00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:59,471
I'm looking at Olive's GPS,
884
00:43:59,572 --> 00:44:04,309
it says 40... 44 minutes.
885
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:07,112
But, you know, L.A., right?
886
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:12,017
You know what, London?
No problem. I'll handle it.
887
00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:14,219
I mean, Maxine, thank you.
And you know what?
888
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,787
I'm going to yell
at Olive right now.
889
00:44:15,888 --> 00:44:16,888
Please just drive.
890
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,257
We've hit the shoulder Lane...
891
00:44:18,357 --> 00:44:19,925
Hey, Olive, don't fucking
drive at all.
892
00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:22,595
Are you out of your mind?
893
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,005
Well, first of all,
I hope your acting
894
00:44:24,029 --> 00:44:25,541
is going to be a little bit
better than that
895
00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:26,575
on your second Batman audition.
896
00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:28,033
Oh my God. Oh my God
897
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,512
I swear to God, if you...
you know how hard I worked
898
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,546
for you to get this
fucking meeting?
899
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:31,937
Do you have any idea?
900
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,207
Do not fuck this up over a pair
of tits in nice clothes.
901
00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:38,177
She's so scary! Drive, drive.
902
00:44:38,277 --> 00:44:41,013
You are not a real feminist.
Do not back up!
903
00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:43,749
God damn it! Stop the car!
What the fuck is this?
904
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,409
Oh my God, she's getting
out of the car.
905
00:44:47,219 --> 00:44:49,459
Do you have any idea how many
dicks I sucked in this town
906
00:44:49,488 --> 00:44:50,756
in order to get this meeting?
907
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,491
I did not suck these
dicks in vain.
908
00:44:52,592 --> 00:44:55,360
♪ ♪
909
00:44:57,530 --> 00:44:58,873
- Where's Apple at?
- She just left.
910
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:01,133
- You just missed them.
- You let her leave?
911
00:45:01,233 --> 00:45:04,504
How was I supposed
to stop your girl?
912
00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:07,406
Yo, London,
she left with some dude.
913
00:45:07,507 --> 00:45:09,041
She left with a dude?
914
00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,644
A buff dude.
915
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,546
And they had bags.
916
00:45:13,646 --> 00:45:14,947
And yes, they left together.
917
00:45:15,047 --> 00:45:17,883
With a fucking
neck pillow, look.
918
00:45:19,418 --> 00:45:20,953
Oh, my God, that dude's huge.
919
00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:22,622
Jacked, dude,
look at his shoulders.
920
00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:24,098
It took him countless hours
to get it
921
00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:25,625
stretched out like that, bro.
922
00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:28,961
- He would beat your ass, dude.
- Neck pillow.
923
00:45:29,061 --> 00:45:30,262
Is she about to fly somewhere?
924
00:45:30,362 --> 00:45:32,297
She always flies
private out of Van Nuys.
925
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,765
So it's easy to get there.
926
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,101
I got to pull up to the airport.
927
00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:40,038
Hold on one second.
928
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:45,210
London.
929
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,045
I just fucking answered
Maxine's call.
930
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,881
Hi. Yup,
I'm about to be there now.
931
00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,452
- What are you doing?
- Fuck fuck fuck!
932
00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,663
I'm supposed to be
at that meeting!
933
00:45:54,687 --> 00:45:58,156
Go to the meeting. Fuck love.
934
00:45:58,257 --> 00:46:00,158
Go be Batman.
935
00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:02,761
I'm not losing her
over this acting job.
936
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,296
Maybe I don't want to be Batman.
937
00:46:04,396 --> 00:46:06,798
Maybe everyone else
just wants me to be Batman.
938
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,835
And I don't want to be...
the lead in a 100...
939
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,303
million dollar...
940
00:46:11,403 --> 00:46:13,640
movie that makes
you legendary forever.
941
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:14,741
Dude, you're tripping.
942
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,080
I would literally hire a hitman
943
00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,210
and take my parents
out to be Batman.
944
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,412
We've already killed
one family today.
945
00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:22,323
Hey, I hate to break up
this bromance right now,
946
00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:23,949
but I just got a text
from Maxine.
947
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,860
It says if you are not at
this meeting in 15 minutes,
948
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:29,187
she is going to cut your
dick and balls off.
949
00:46:29,288 --> 00:46:31,423
That's the nice part,
do you want me to read the rest?
950
00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:32,791
We're good.
951
00:46:35,394 --> 00:46:36,495
What do I do?
952
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,565
Bro, go to the meeting.
953
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,534
I can't, I can't do it.
954
00:46:43,569 --> 00:46:45,270
I choose love.
955
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,572
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
956
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:49,074
I get it if you guys
don't want to be friends no more
957
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,810
because this is career suicide.
958
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:55,180
But if we didn't leave you
after that shitty ass,
959
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,718
horrible, terrible,
worst thing that's ever
960
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,820
been shown on a television
finale?
961
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,357
Respectfully, we're not going
to leave you now.
962
00:47:06,626 --> 00:47:08,093
Real friends.
963
00:47:09,428 --> 00:47:11,296
We're good.
964
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,700
Go get your girl, man.
965
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,500
Can I borrow your car?
966
00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:20,405
My dawg.
967
00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:22,974
Sorry, Dylan.
968
00:47:26,746 --> 00:47:28,514
Thanks, Olive.
969
00:47:28,614 --> 00:47:30,048
Yo, hold up.
970
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:32,384
Hey, where'd you say
that meeting was at again?
971
00:47:37,389 --> 00:47:39,358
Van Nuys Airport, how can
I help you?
972
00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:42,160
Hey. Are there any
flights about to take off
973
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,430
or is there any buff dudes
with a neck pillow
974
00:47:45,531 --> 00:47:46,865
at the airport right now?
975
00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,134
Uh, yeah, there actually is.
Yes.
976
00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:50,268
There is.
977
00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,772
Yo, please, break
the wing or some shit.
978
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:53,871
I'm on my way.
979
00:47:53,939 --> 00:47:55,775
All right, bye. Have a good day.
980
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,175
Fucking weirdo.
981
00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:02,381
About to catch this jet,
brothers and sisters, what's up?
982
00:48:03,716 --> 00:48:05,117
Yo!
983
00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:07,152
Oh, it's that actor,
dude, right?
984
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:10,590
What the fuck, dude,
are you trying to take my girl?
985
00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:12,525
Is she on there right now?
986
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:13,693
Dennis Rodman?
987
00:48:13,793 --> 00:48:15,160
Why are you so mad, man?
988
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,705
You should be mad
at the trash-ass finale, man.
989
00:48:16,729 --> 00:48:19,699
Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
990
00:48:19,799 --> 00:48:20,800
Great job.
991
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:23,435
Hey, superstar, what's up, baby?
992
00:48:23,536 --> 00:48:24,936
You stay sleeping.
993
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,636
I'll be in Vegas, baby.
I'll be in Vegas.
994
00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:28,106
Stay awake from him!
995
00:48:31,878 --> 00:48:36,448
I can't believe you gave London
the keys to your car, bro.
996
00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:39,050
Got us sitting three
in the back right now.
997
00:48:39,151 --> 00:48:40,586
Three in the back.
998
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:44,724
Damn it. Olive!
999
00:48:44,824 --> 00:48:46,491
Where are we going right now?
1000
00:48:46,592 --> 00:48:50,563
You know I'm not letting
London miss that meeting, right?
1001
00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:52,598
- The Batman meeting?
- Yeah.
1002
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,802
Who are you thinking
about for Robin?
1003
00:48:55,902 --> 00:48:59,037
What do you think about, you
know, maybe like Peter Dinklage?
1004
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,907
Oh, thank you.
1005
00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:03,308
Hold on one second. Thank you.
1006
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:04,976
Come to mama.
1007
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,679
Is he always this late?
1008
00:49:06,779 --> 00:49:08,346
Hm? Is he late?
1009
00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:14,986
I did not even notice.
I'm having such a good time.
1010
00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,022
Damn, I love acting.
1011
00:49:20,192 --> 00:49:21,727
Batman wears a mask.
1012
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:25,263
Just... the actor is going
to have to wear it constantly.
1013
00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,867
So director,
tell me about your movie.
1014
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:29,535
I was hoping
you read the script.
1015
00:49:29,635 --> 00:49:32,070
Have you read the script?
1016
00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,039
Of course, he's read the script.
1017
00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:35,541
Of course you read the script.
1018
00:49:35,641 --> 00:49:37,710
London, tell them all about.
Just kidding.
1019
00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:39,912
Does it look like I'm kidding?
1020
00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:42,147
Whose dick do I gotta suck
around here
1021
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:44,449
to get some pancakes?
1022
00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:46,953
End of scene. See, this
is going to be amazing.
1023
00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:48,721
This movie is going
to shoot itself.
1024
00:49:48,821 --> 00:49:51,089
I think I'm going
to shoot myself.
1025
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:53,425
I can't believe we let him
go in there with that mask.
1026
00:49:53,526 --> 00:49:56,896
Leo's fucking wearing
an elephant on his head.
1027
00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:58,731
Yeah, I got to be honest
you guys have had
1028
00:49:58,831 --> 00:50:03,101
a lot of dumb ideas, but this
one... this one's really dumb.
1029
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:07,607
Shh, shh, shh, be still.
1030
00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:09,174
This will hurt now.
1031
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:12,512
What are you doing?
1032
00:50:13,746 --> 00:50:15,280
That's perfect.
1033
00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:20,553
It's okay, it's okay.
1034
00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:24,690
Don't touch it.
1035
00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:26,358
Are you feeling okay?
1036
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:29,060
You got hit in the face
really hard.
1037
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,564
It is so hard
to take you seriously...
1038
00:50:31,664 --> 00:50:34,967
with that fucking thing
on your face!
1039
00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:38,203
Good Bad People sucked.
1040
00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:42,073
- Your finale was shit.
- He didn't write it.
1041
00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:44,075
But you're
the best thing of the show.
1042
00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:45,745
Uh, thanks.
1043
00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,113
I mean, honestly, thank God
1044
00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,825
I pulled your old phone out
of the garbage can,
1045
00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,660
found out that your dad's
birthday is your passcode
1046
00:50:51,684 --> 00:50:54,286
and used Find my iPhone
to track your coordinates.
1047
00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:59,759
You have been very hard
to keep track of today, Mister.
1048
00:50:59,859 --> 00:51:01,859
Oh, and you really
shouldn't throw that stuff away,
1049
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:03,663
you know, freaking crazy people
1050
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,330
could get a hold of that shit.
1051
00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:09,200
Did you just give me stitches?
1052
00:51:09,301 --> 00:51:11,904
Lucky for you both
my parents are doctors.
1053
00:51:12,004 --> 00:51:14,439
I never leave home
without my sewing kit.
1054
00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:18,720
And that's when I realized
the only person
1055
00:51:18,744 --> 00:51:22,347
that will always be there
for you is your stalker.
1056
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:26,852
Um, I want to call my friends.
See if they can pick me up.
1057
00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:29,722
Sure.
1058
00:51:29,822 --> 00:51:31,089
My phone's dead, fuck.
1059
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,558
Do you have a charger?
1060
00:51:32,658 --> 00:51:35,761
Uh, yeah, there's one
in the glove compartment.
1061
00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:40,465
♪ ♪
1062
00:51:42,768 --> 00:51:44,637
That's a lot of gloves.
1063
00:51:44,737 --> 00:51:47,506
Well, yeah, silly,
it's the glove compartment.
1064
00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:48,808
Right.
1065
00:52:01,353 --> 00:52:04,422
Just gotta wait a minute
for it to turn on.
1066
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:11,296
♪ It's just me and you ♪
1067
00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:14,000
♪ Sitting alone inside my car ♪
1068
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,367
♪ It's just me and you ♪
1069
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:17,570
Can you take me home right now?
1070
00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:20,238
Yeah, yeah.
1071
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,307
I was actually about
to head over there anyway.
1072
00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:24,275
♪ Nobody here to help you ♪
1073
00:52:24,376 --> 00:52:27,178
♪ It's just me and you ♪
1074
00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,914
♪ In my car ♪
1075
00:52:29,015 --> 00:52:32,852
Bro, I can not even fucking
see in this car anymore.
1076
00:52:32,952 --> 00:52:34,920
Roll down the windows.
1077
00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:38,090
Wait, am I high now?
1078
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:41,627
You're literally sitting
in a blunt right now.
1079
00:52:41,727 --> 00:52:44,295
I have eyes on the suspects
in the safety pin car
1080
00:52:44,396 --> 00:52:45,831
from the Calabasas break in.
1081
00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:48,868
♪ Sitting in a blunt
Sitting in a blunt ♪
1082
00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:50,770
♪ Da da da da da da da ♪
1083
00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:52,071
♪ Sitting in a blunt ♪
1084
00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:56,042
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1085
00:52:56,142 --> 00:52:57,877
- Put that shit out.
- I got this.
1086
00:53:01,881 --> 00:53:03,115
Oh, God.
1087
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,950
Are you serious right now?
1088
00:53:07,086 --> 00:53:08,120
Shit.
1089
00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:09,655
- What?
- Oh, no.
1090
00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:11,691
I mean, I've been
on this shit for eight hours.
1091
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:14,225
You know us actors
and our organic diets.
1092
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,226
I'll be back.
1093
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,262
That is a Juilliard thing.
1094
00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,899
They have this whole new
nutritional digestive
1095
00:53:19,999 --> 00:53:23,435
artistic integration thing.
1096
00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:25,270
I've had worse meetings.
1097
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:28,273
He really reminds me
of a young River Phoenix.
1098
00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:29,575
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. Doesn't he?
1099
00:53:29,675 --> 00:53:31,577
He reminds me of
the fucking elephant man.
1100
00:53:31,677 --> 00:53:34,714
This is L.A., man.
We can smoke wherever we want.
1101
00:53:34,814 --> 00:53:36,115
I'm aware of that.
1102
00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:38,184
Come on down.
Let's have a little chat.
1103
00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:39,952
You a cool cop or something?
1104
00:53:40,052 --> 00:53:42,154
Yeah, stoney smurf.
Give me a little bit of that.
1105
00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,665
All right.
Thank you, how about that?
1106
00:53:43,689 --> 00:53:44,933
- All right. Cool.
- Get over here. Get over.
1107
00:53:44,957 --> 00:53:47,358
I trusted you!
1108
00:53:47,459 --> 00:53:49,061
- Get that out of here.
- What the fuck?
1109
00:53:49,161 --> 00:53:50,471
Hands in the air.
Hands in the air.
1110
00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,565
Oh, take a dubstep
back there, Daft Punk.
1111
00:53:52,665 --> 00:53:56,001
- All right.
- What up, Leo.
1112
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,469
How was the meeting, bro?
1113
00:53:57,570 --> 00:53:59,772
Man, you know I killed it.
I hope I got the part.
1114
00:53:59,872 --> 00:54:01,272
Oh my God.
1115
00:54:02,174 --> 00:54:04,810
Okay, here we go.
1116
00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:08,480
Did that really just happen,
or is this some good-ass weed?
1117
00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:11,416
This is some good ass weed, bro.
1118
00:54:11,517 --> 00:54:13,986
Oh my God, it's all
over my hand.
1119
00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:21,426
Why do you always
sit outside my house?
1120
00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:23,328
Follow me to work.
1121
00:54:25,731 --> 00:54:27,600
Um...
1122
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:31,369
I guess I just really
relate to you.
1123
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:36,742
I don't think
you really know me.
1124
00:54:36,842 --> 00:54:40,713
That's just a character on
Good Bad People, that's not me.
1125
00:54:40,813 --> 00:54:43,314
I'm not talking about
Good Bad People.
1126
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,985
I've been a fan since
I Hate My Parents.
1127
00:54:46,085 --> 00:54:47,887
You've seen I Hate My Parents?
1128
00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,221
- Yeah.
- That's crazy.
1129
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,656
I feel like no one saw that.
1130
00:54:50,756 --> 00:54:54,325
Oh well, I watched it
like every single day.
1131
00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:55,728
I know every line.
1132
00:54:55,828 --> 00:54:59,397
Honestly, I mean,
the acting, it's just...
1133
00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:01,934
It's so brilliant.
1134
00:55:03,869 --> 00:55:05,671
Thanks.
1135
00:55:05,771 --> 00:55:06,772
Baby...
1136
00:55:07,873 --> 00:55:10,475
No way, how did you
get one of these?
1137
00:55:10,576 --> 00:55:12,477
They don't even sell these here.
1138
00:55:12,578 --> 00:55:15,014
This used to be my favorite
drink back in...
1139
00:55:15,114 --> 00:55:16,615
- high school.
- High school.
1140
00:55:23,956 --> 00:55:25,057
♪ I never thought ♪
1141
00:55:25,157 --> 00:55:27,226
Shut the fuck up.
1142
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:28,393
This used to be my...
1143
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,863
- favorite song.
- Favorite song.
1144
00:55:30,963 --> 00:55:34,266
♪ I traced the cord
back to the wall ♪
1145
00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:36,735
♪ No wonder it was
never plugged in at all ♪
1146
00:55:36,836 --> 00:55:39,605
Damn, why is everyone
so worried about me?
1147
00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:44,375
Oh. They probably
saw the video of the fight.
1148
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,344
There was a video of the fight?
1149
00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:48,113
Yeah. I mean, it went viral.
1150
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,115
It's trending everywhere.
1151
00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:52,751
Oh, I look like
such a fucking idiot.
1152
00:55:52,852 --> 00:55:54,019
No, you don't.
1153
00:55:54,119 --> 00:55:57,289
You look amazing even
while getting knocked out.
1154
00:55:57,422 --> 00:55:59,225
It's crazy.
1155
00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:00,693
I got to call Apple.
1156
00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:06,532
Damn, straight to voicemail.
1157
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:11,436
She's not answering
any of my calls.
1158
00:56:12,605 --> 00:56:15,007
Kinda sounds like she sucks.
1159
00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:18,010
I shouldn't laugh at that.
1160
00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:20,980
It was funny.
1161
00:56:24,283 --> 00:56:26,518
This is as far as I can go.
1162
00:56:26,619 --> 00:56:30,556
- Oh, right, the, uh...
- Restraining order.
1163
00:56:30,656 --> 00:56:32,825
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1164
00:56:32,925 --> 00:56:35,327
Well, I won't tell if you won't.
1165
00:56:35,426 --> 00:56:37,630
Also thank you for my stitches.
1166
00:56:37,730 --> 00:56:38,998
- The Band-Aid.
- Yeah.
1167
00:56:40,299 --> 00:56:42,902
Looks good. Poor baby.
1168
00:56:43,002 --> 00:56:45,104
You're actually cool.
1169
00:56:45,204 --> 00:56:47,106
I'm down to be friends.
1170
00:56:49,174 --> 00:56:52,410
Uh... Yeah, okay.
1171
00:56:53,846 --> 00:56:56,447
Are you serious?
1172
00:56:56,548 --> 00:56:59,051
Is this why you've been
acting weird all day?
1173
00:56:59,151 --> 00:57:00,386
Baby, I can explain.
1174
00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:03,989
Is that your stalker?
1175
00:57:06,158 --> 00:57:07,760
- Oh.
- No, no, no, no.
1176
00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:09,361
I love you.
1177
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:10,763
We can run away together,
1178
00:57:10,863 --> 00:57:13,232
I have two first-class
tickets to Cancun.
1179
00:57:13,332 --> 00:57:14,366
What? No.
1180
00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,601
Hey, where are you going?
1181
00:57:15,701 --> 00:57:17,012
Also, wait, why are
you mad at me?
1182
00:57:17,036 --> 00:57:18,546
You're the one
who is running around town
1183
00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:20,506
with some other
guy this afternoon.
1184
00:57:21,774 --> 00:57:24,643
I came here to make sure
you are okay
1185
00:57:24,743 --> 00:57:26,879
because I saw your ass
getting whupped on Instagram,
1186
00:57:26,979 --> 00:57:29,348
but clearly you're
doing just fine.
1187
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:33,052
Okay. Yeah, that looks bad,
but it's not.
1188
00:57:33,152 --> 00:57:34,912
She just kidnaped me
after I got knocked out.
1189
00:57:38,157 --> 00:57:41,327
Why are you avoiding the fact
that I saw you with another guy?
1190
00:57:41,427 --> 00:57:44,663
You mean, Luca, my stylist?
1191
00:57:46,598 --> 00:57:48,334
The big guy?
1192
00:57:48,434 --> 00:57:49,668
Yeah.
1193
00:57:51,136 --> 00:57:52,771
He's a stylist?
1194
00:57:52,871 --> 00:57:54,616
But you know what, that might
get a little confusing for you
1195
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,184
when you get high
with your friends all the time.
1196
00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:58,444
So let me make this
not confusing for you.
1197
00:57:58,544 --> 00:58:00,579
We need a break.
1198
00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:03,582
I'm not doing this right now.
1199
00:58:03,682 --> 00:58:05,250
You know what, fuck that.
1200
00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:07,987
You started this shit when you
said that dumb text message.
1201
00:58:08,087 --> 00:58:11,724
What message?
1202
00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:14,326
Why did you spell
it like that, hm?
1203
00:58:14,426 --> 00:58:16,695
It's a typo.
1204
00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:19,832
Okay. Okay, well,
what about this,
1205
00:58:19,932 --> 00:58:22,101
I wish I didn't have
to do this through text.
1206
00:58:22,201 --> 00:58:24,570
Weird.
1207
00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:27,606
Because I wish
I could do it in person
1208
00:58:27,706 --> 00:58:29,942
because I like
waking up next to you.
1209
00:58:30,909 --> 00:58:33,078
♪ ♪
1210
00:58:40,552 --> 00:58:41,920
Wait, Apple.
1211
00:58:47,793 --> 00:58:49,795
Fuck!
1212
00:58:51,563 --> 00:58:53,232
Not going that way.
1213
00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:57,936
Hey, babe! See you later, okay?
1214
00:58:58,037 --> 00:58:59,571
Definitely not.
1215
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:02,574
♪ ♪
1216
00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:14,586
Hey, this is London.
Leave a message.
1217
00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:20,993
All right, Maxine, here.
1218
00:59:21,093 --> 00:59:23,028
Um, leaving you a voicemail
because you
1219
00:59:23,128 --> 00:59:25,697
all of a sudden don't pick up
the phone for me anymore.
1220
00:59:25,798 --> 00:59:29,668
That's maybe the first time
I've left a voicemail in years.
1221
00:59:29,768 --> 00:59:32,604
People don't send me to
voicemail, but you know what?
1222
00:59:32,704 --> 00:59:34,339
I'm going to take this
opportunity
1223
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,177
to put in recording...
a recording
1224
00:59:38,277 --> 00:59:42,948
so you can listen to this over
and over and over again.
1225
00:59:43,048 --> 00:59:47,086
London, you're fucking fired.
1226
00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:50,022
After that bullshit
you pulled today,
1227
00:59:50,122 --> 00:59:52,024
sending one of your
fucking friends
1228
00:59:52,124 --> 00:59:54,035
to a meeting with the
director of fucking Batman.
1229
00:59:54,059 --> 00:59:56,795
You humiliated me in front
of this entire fucking town...
1230
00:59:56,895 --> 00:59:59,665
Here we are.
No fucking Batman job.
1231
00:59:59,765 --> 01:00:03,202
My name associated
with the shittiest finale
1232
01:00:03,302 --> 01:00:04,302
in television history.
1233
01:00:04,369 --> 01:00:05,704
Worse than Lost.
1234
01:00:05,804 --> 01:00:08,373
Worse than fucking
Game of Thrones.
1235
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,676
I hope you're still listening.
I know you're listening.
1236
01:00:10,776 --> 01:00:12,056
You're such
a fucking narcissist.
1237
01:00:12,111 --> 01:00:14,980
Like when I visited you
on set that day
1238
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,715
and you were simulating
a sex scene,
1239
01:00:16,815 --> 01:00:20,385
I could tell from that
that you can't fuck.
1240
01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,321
You can't even fuck.
1241
01:00:22,421 --> 01:00:24,022
I know you're bad at sex.
1242
01:00:24,123 --> 01:00:27,292
Also, I'm not entirely
sure you can read.
1243
01:00:27,392 --> 01:00:28,561
There. I said it.
1244
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,796
Okay, I deleted your old tweets.
1245
01:00:30,896 --> 01:00:33,098
I still have them
screengrabbed. Okay?
1246
01:00:33,198 --> 01:00:34,867
You don't think
I keep shit on my cloud?
1247
01:00:34,967 --> 01:00:36,201
You're wrong, bitch.
1248
01:00:36,301 --> 01:00:39,004
I still have
all your fucking nudes, too.
1249
01:00:39,104 --> 01:00:41,140
All your Brett Favre dick nudes.
1250
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,841
I have them.
1251
01:00:42,941 --> 01:00:45,444
I'm not going to waste any
more of my minutes on you.
1252
01:00:45,545 --> 01:00:48,080
You little fucking bitch.
1253
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:55,320
You crooked-dick
fucking illiterate hillbilly.
1254
01:01:00,058 --> 01:01:01,693
So...
1255
01:01:01,793 --> 01:01:04,129
Feels like a good time
for me to be done.
1256
01:01:06,098 --> 01:01:08,500
I'd quit, too.
1257
01:01:08,601 --> 01:01:11,770
What?
No, I'm just done for the day.
1258
01:01:13,005 --> 01:01:14,339
I'll see you tomorrow.
1259
01:01:15,007 --> 01:01:16,775
'Kay.
1260
01:01:17,943 --> 01:01:19,311
Do you want me to turn
a light on?
1261
01:01:19,411 --> 01:01:20,779
No.
1262
01:01:20,879 --> 01:01:23,382
♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
1263
01:01:23,482 --> 01:01:26,285
♪ Are we oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
1264
01:01:26,385 --> 01:01:28,086
♪ Yo, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
1265
01:01:30,289 --> 01:01:32,758
Damn, bro,
1266
01:01:32,858 --> 01:01:36,428
I seen you get knocked
the fuck out by that big dude.
1267
01:01:36,529 --> 01:01:37,529
Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
1268
01:01:37,597 --> 01:01:39,031
Oh, man.
1269
01:01:39,131 --> 01:01:40,265
Great job.
1270
01:01:40,365 --> 01:01:41,733
Nice Band-aid.
1271
01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:44,269
My stalker gave me stitches.
1272
01:01:44,369 --> 01:01:46,471
Your stalker...
1273
01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:47,973
Gave you stitches?
1274
01:01:48,073 --> 01:01:51,376
Yeah, she's like pre-med
or something.
1275
01:01:51,476 --> 01:01:52,911
You feeling all right, though?
1276
01:01:53,011 --> 01:01:56,882
No. This is the worst day
of my entire life.
1277
01:01:58,585 --> 01:02:00,285
I'm going to sleep, man.
1278
01:02:00,385 --> 01:02:02,955
Today sucks. Where's Leo?
1279
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,961
Where's Dylan?
1280
01:02:11,063 --> 01:02:12,064
Uh...
1281
01:02:12,965 --> 01:02:17,102
♪ I'll sit in the jail ♪
1282
01:02:17,202 --> 01:02:19,071
No...
1283
01:02:21,406 --> 01:02:22,508
No...
1284
01:02:24,544 --> 01:02:25,978
She's really hot.
1285
01:02:30,449 --> 01:02:32,751
Really?
1286
01:02:34,886 --> 01:02:36,288
I don't wanna.
1287
01:02:41,326 --> 01:02:42,562
Hello.
1288
01:02:42,662 --> 01:02:44,697
Um, hi. We need you.
1289
01:02:44,796 --> 01:02:46,265
Ooh.
1290
01:02:46,365 --> 01:02:51,704
I'm just really, really busy
like, new house shit.
1291
01:02:51,803 --> 01:02:54,840
You know what?
I got jumped today.
1292
01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:56,552
I bailed on the biggest
meeting of my life.
1293
01:02:56,576 --> 01:02:58,186
Apple hates me and Leo
and Dylan are in jail.
1294
01:02:58,210 --> 01:02:59,878
Do you see what happens
when you move out?
1295
01:02:59,978 --> 01:03:02,981
Oh my God, London.
Are you okay? Where are you?
1296
01:03:03,081 --> 01:03:04,783
I'm outside your house.
1297
01:03:07,252 --> 01:03:08,353
Fuck.
1298
01:03:11,957 --> 01:03:15,093
Yay! My first night
away from you guys,
1299
01:03:15,193 --> 01:03:18,230
and here I am... with you guys.
1300
01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:20,299
- Sorry.
- Yo yo yo.
1301
01:03:20,399 --> 01:03:22,769
Can I take a piss
in your new crib real quick?
1302
01:03:22,868 --> 01:03:24,836
All right, good looking out.
1303
01:03:27,674 --> 01:03:29,308
I'm so mad at you.
1304
01:03:29,408 --> 01:03:30,408
Scoot the fuck over.
1305
01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:33,078
♪ ♪
1306
01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:37,949
Bro, they were chanting
your name.
1307
01:03:38,050 --> 01:03:39,585
They loved you in there.
1308
01:03:39,686 --> 01:03:40,687
Yeah!
1309
01:03:40,787 --> 01:03:41,953
Woo!
1310
01:03:42,054 --> 01:03:44,022
I didn't know they were here.
1311
01:03:44,122 --> 01:03:46,291
- Yeah!
- Yes, guys, yes!
1312
01:03:46,391 --> 01:03:48,528
You guys are so dumb.
Let's go home.
1313
01:03:48,628 --> 01:03:51,863
- Leo just got out of jail.
- We need to do something.
1314
01:03:51,963 --> 01:03:56,468
It's time to party!
1315
01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:58,904
You heard 'em you heard 'em!
1316
01:03:59,004 --> 01:04:01,073
Where are we going?
1317
01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:03,442
I... am ordering an Uber
1318
01:04:03,543 --> 01:04:07,446
so that I can go enjoy
airplane mode at my new house.
1319
01:04:07,547 --> 01:04:09,881
So you can never call me again,
1320
01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,483
but have so much fun.
1321
01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:12,585
Shotgun. Okay.
1322
01:04:12,685 --> 01:04:14,219
Come on, London, we got plans.
1323
01:04:16,021 --> 01:04:17,122
So, did you guys miss us?
1324
01:04:17,222 --> 01:04:20,626
Oh! Oh, my, there is...
1325
01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:22,170
There's a lot of
valuable shit in there.
1326
01:04:22,194 --> 01:04:24,496
I just realized
I'm still depressed.
1327
01:04:25,997 --> 01:04:28,066
♪ Sitting in a blunt
Sitting in a ♪
1328
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,486
- Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
- Oh...
1329
01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:31,169
What the fuck
happened to your face, man?
1330
01:04:31,236 --> 01:04:33,372
- Fuck you, Dennis Rodman.
- Oh...
1331
01:04:33,472 --> 01:04:35,608
Yo, Apple dumped him.
1332
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,744
Man, fuck all that sad boy shit.
1333
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:39,277
Dylan, find us a party.
1334
01:04:39,378 --> 01:04:40,613
On it.
1335
01:04:40,713 --> 01:04:43,482
Uh, no. Take me home
and I'm not fucking playing.
1336
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:47,787
According to your...
1337
01:04:47,886 --> 01:04:50,255
ex-girlfriend?
1338
01:04:51,657 --> 01:04:54,960
She are Why-G's house, raging.
1339
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,895
You still follow her?
1340
01:04:56,995 --> 01:04:58,897
Damn, I blocked her ass.
1341
01:04:58,997 --> 01:05:00,666
Whoa, what a good friend.
1342
01:05:00,767 --> 01:05:01,844
Why would she be
at Why-g's house?
1343
01:05:01,868 --> 01:05:03,034
We've been fighting all day,
1344
01:05:03,135 --> 01:05:04,480
like why the fuck
would she go out?
1345
01:05:04,504 --> 01:05:06,371
Because you've been
fighting all day?
1346
01:05:06,471 --> 01:05:07,807
You apparently broke up.
1347
01:05:07,906 --> 01:05:09,709
He looks really cool.
He dresses really cool.
1348
01:05:09,809 --> 01:05:12,144
He's a huge rapper.
Super famous.
1349
01:05:12,244 --> 01:05:14,045
He loves me too.
I could get us right in.
1350
01:05:14,146 --> 01:05:15,748
You're not getting
in to this party.
1351
01:05:15,848 --> 01:05:18,016
I know Why-G.
Just tell him I'm here.
1352
01:05:18,116 --> 01:05:20,820
Fine. Just get in line.
1353
01:05:20,919 --> 01:05:23,121
- All right. Weird.
- Hold on.
1354
01:05:23,221 --> 01:05:26,191
Just get in line, everyone.
1355
01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:31,764
No. Get in line.
1356
01:05:31,864 --> 01:05:34,065
Yeah, I don't even...
1357
01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:40,640
Fuck it, dude, if this
is how I get my girl back.
1358
01:05:43,509 --> 01:05:45,309
♪ Whatever I'm smoking
is making it blurrier ♪
1359
01:05:45,343 --> 01:05:47,312
♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪
1360
01:05:48,413 --> 01:05:50,415
♪ I'ma go hard in this bitch ♪
1361
01:05:51,751 --> 01:05:54,119
Yo, I'm going to go to
the bathroom. I'll catch up.
1362
01:05:56,923 --> 01:05:58,156
Oh shit.
1363
01:05:58,256 --> 01:06:01,894
Are you willing
to pay the price for fame?
1364
01:06:05,497 --> 01:06:06,866
Love the finale.
1365
01:06:06,965 --> 01:06:08,801
- Really?
- Yeah.
1366
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:11,470
Wow, thank you so much.
1367
01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,305
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1368
01:06:13,405 --> 01:06:17,442
All right. Well...
I hope I didn't kill the vibe.
1369
01:06:20,513 --> 01:06:22,682
All right. Be safe.
1370
01:06:24,082 --> 01:06:25,984
Okay, and back to it.
1371
01:06:27,285 --> 01:06:30,288
♪ ♪
1372
01:06:32,925 --> 01:06:34,192
What's up, Why-G?
1373
01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:37,496
- Oh, shit, London, what up dawg?
- What up, dude?
1374
01:06:37,597 --> 01:06:40,432
Hey, look man, don't come
in here with all that sad shit
1375
01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:43,569
'cause the whole world
saw you get your ass beat.
1376
01:06:43,669 --> 01:06:45,938
Fat Joe.
1377
01:06:46,037 --> 01:06:47,816
Don't fall asleep in
my fucking house, a'ight?
1378
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,509
Not tonight, bro.
1379
01:06:49,609 --> 01:06:52,010
Leo, don't break shit.
1380
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:54,814
Chill, man. Damn.
1381
01:06:54,914 --> 01:06:56,047
What's up?
1382
01:06:56,147 --> 01:06:58,383
You, I don't know who you is.
1383
01:06:58,483 --> 01:07:03,523
Why the fuck
is you wearing gloves?
1384
01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:05,090
Fucking idiots, right?
1385
01:07:05,190 --> 01:07:07,192
You laughing.
1386
01:07:07,292 --> 01:07:09,929
I don't fuck with you.
1387
01:07:10,028 --> 01:07:11,597
Y'all have a good time, dawg.
1388
01:07:16,501 --> 01:07:18,738
♪ Steppin over bodies
like this was a morgue ♪
1389
01:07:18,838 --> 01:07:20,973
There's no way Apple's here.
1390
01:07:21,072 --> 01:07:23,408
This is not her vibe.
1391
01:07:23,509 --> 01:07:27,145
Can I please have a drink before
I drown myself in this pool?
1392
01:07:27,245 --> 01:07:29,080
Better it be that cup
than that pool, man.
1393
01:07:31,082 --> 01:07:34,352
Man... Drake has a huge snake.
1394
01:07:34,452 --> 01:07:38,223
- What did you just say, bro?
- What?
1395
01:07:38,323 --> 01:07:40,826
Drake, he has a huge snake.
1396
01:07:42,695 --> 01:07:43,996
Shit.
1397
01:07:44,095 --> 01:07:45,831
Drake is in the club
with a snake.
1398
01:07:45,932 --> 01:07:48,133
That's crazy.
1399
01:07:48,233 --> 01:07:49,913
Hey, I'm about
to stagger my way over there
1400
01:07:50,002 --> 01:07:51,804
and get a picture
with Drake's snake.
1401
01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:56,742
Damn, that is pretty cool.
1402
01:07:56,842 --> 01:07:59,144
That's me and Drake's snake.
1403
01:07:59,244 --> 01:08:01,413
I got a picture of Drake
and Drake's big snake.
1404
01:08:01,514 --> 01:08:04,082
I don't think that's Drake.
1405
01:08:04,182 --> 01:08:05,518
Fake Drake.
1406
01:08:05,618 --> 01:08:07,085
Ah!
1407
01:08:13,826 --> 01:08:16,729
Oh, God!
1408
01:08:16,829 --> 01:08:18,129
Oh my fucking God!
1409
01:08:18,229 --> 01:08:20,032
God's plan.
1410
01:08:24,503 --> 01:08:25,838
Oh my God!
1411
01:08:25,938 --> 01:08:29,274
Why? Fake Drake!
1412
01:08:34,547 --> 01:08:37,115
You okay?
1413
01:08:37,215 --> 01:08:38,884
That's some good ketamine.
1414
01:08:41,119 --> 01:08:43,388
Drake's snake just bit me.
1415
01:08:44,189 --> 01:08:47,158
Drake's snake?
1416
01:08:47,258 --> 01:08:49,695
Clearly, this party
isn't for you.
1417
01:08:49,795 --> 01:08:51,296
Hi, security,
1418
01:08:51,396 --> 01:08:54,533
can you please escort five
guests off the property?
1419
01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:56,134
Come on.
1420
01:08:56,234 --> 01:08:58,671
- We're good.
- Did we even go inside?
1421
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:01,339
Where's Fat Joe?
1422
01:09:03,408 --> 01:09:06,277
- Oh, hell no.
- Fat Joe's stuck in the K-hole.
1423
01:09:06,378 --> 01:09:07,513
- Fat Joe?
- Fat Joe.
1424
01:09:07,613 --> 01:09:10,750
Hey, buddy,
wake the fuck up, man.
1425
01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:13,151
What do we do?
1426
01:09:13,251 --> 01:09:15,220
- Berry.
- Berry.
1427
01:09:16,055 --> 01:09:17,322
Come on, buddy.
1428
01:09:17,422 --> 01:09:18,824
We're going to
snap you out of this.
1429
01:09:18,924 --> 01:09:20,059
Here we go.
1430
01:09:20,158 --> 01:09:22,427
We got you. We got you.
1431
01:09:25,631 --> 01:09:27,198
Jesus Christ.
1432
01:09:27,298 --> 01:09:30,803
Ha! I knew they'd come back.
1433
01:09:30,903 --> 01:09:32,138
Movie man!
1434
01:09:32,237 --> 01:09:34,807
- Yo, Berry.
- What's up?
1435
01:09:34,907 --> 01:09:36,307
We fucked up, we need your help.
1436
01:09:36,408 --> 01:09:38,611
Did you kill
a hooker or something?
1437
01:09:40,546 --> 01:09:41,947
No, man.
1438
01:09:42,048 --> 01:09:43,281
Oh, Fat Joe. Okay.
1439
01:09:43,381 --> 01:09:44,950
Is it a shroom situation?
1440
01:09:45,051 --> 01:09:48,054
- No, ketamine.
- K-hole? All right.
1441
01:09:48,154 --> 01:09:51,057
Well, your girl just got here,
so why don't you bring him
1442
01:09:51,157 --> 01:09:52,725
up to her room
and we'll take care of...
1443
01:09:52,825 --> 01:09:54,292
Wait, Apple's here?
1444
01:09:54,392 --> 01:09:57,129
No, no. The one with
the pink hair and the, uh...
1445
01:09:57,228 --> 01:09:59,632
You know, uh...
1446
01:09:59,732 --> 01:10:00,733
- Kennedy?
- Yes.
1447
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:03,636
Okay. Wait, why is she...
1448
01:10:05,037 --> 01:10:06,605
- Give me help.
- Yeah, yeah.
1449
01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:09,108
I don't think all four of you
need to carry... all right.
1450
01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:12,712
All right. Go ahead.
Yeah. All right.
1451
01:10:12,812 --> 01:10:14,479
- Oh hell, no.
- Hi.
1452
01:10:14,580 --> 01:10:16,314
No, no, no.
Please wait. Wait, wait.
1453
01:10:16,414 --> 01:10:19,685
Fat Joe's in a k-hole and Berry
is going to save his life.
1454
01:10:19,785 --> 01:10:21,587
Who the fuck is Berry?
1455
01:10:21,687 --> 01:10:23,122
Hi. I'm Berry.
1456
01:10:23,221 --> 01:10:26,926
It is Berry nice to meet you.
Fuck.
1457
01:10:27,026 --> 01:10:28,127
- Berry. No.
- I'm sorry.
1458
01:10:28,226 --> 01:10:30,696
Come on, Fat Joseph.
Come on, Berry.
1459
01:10:30,796 --> 01:10:31,964
Ow!
1460
01:10:32,064 --> 01:10:34,934
Berry nice room. Sorry again.
1461
01:10:35,034 --> 01:10:36,367
Sorry.
1462
01:10:36,468 --> 01:10:40,271
He looks really fucked up.
1463
01:10:40,371 --> 01:10:42,208
Uglier than usual.
1464
01:10:42,307 --> 01:10:44,375
- Respectfully.
- He keeps twitching.
1465
01:10:44,476 --> 01:10:46,912
What do you think
he's thinking about?
1466
01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:50,616
♪ ♪
1467
01:10:54,086 --> 01:10:56,321
All right. I'm going
to need everybody to back up
1468
01:10:56,421 --> 01:10:57,957
just a little bit.
1469
01:10:58,057 --> 01:11:00,860
- Please hold my jacket,
all right?
1470
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,628
You, get the fuck out of here.
1471
01:11:02,728 --> 01:11:05,430
No, you, Sonic, get in
the fucking bathroom, please.
1472
01:11:05,531 --> 01:11:07,032
- I'm not...
- Get in there!
1473
01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:08,634
I had to go to the bathroom.
1474
01:11:08,734 --> 01:11:10,344
Jesus Christ, how do you guys
fucking hang out with that dude?
1475
01:11:10,368 --> 01:11:11,670
All right.
1476
01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,339
Second, I'm
going to need a glass of water.
1477
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:15,975
- Yep, yeah.
- All right.
1478
01:11:16,075 --> 01:11:19,578
Does somebody have like some Zen
music or some sort of calm app
1479
01:11:19,678 --> 01:11:22,114
that you could maybe play.
Get the mood right? You know.
1480
01:11:22,214 --> 01:11:24,717
I don't got the calm app but
I got this app Kennedy made.
1481
01:11:24,817 --> 01:11:26,619
It kind of like it.
It's five times better.
1482
01:11:26,719 --> 01:11:28,220
It's called Calm Down, bitch.
1483
01:11:30,488 --> 01:11:34,325
This is why you
have bags under your eyes,
1484
01:11:34,425 --> 01:11:36,962
Go to sleep.
1485
01:11:38,831 --> 01:11:41,332
Bitch.
1486
01:11:45,004 --> 01:11:46,437
Wasn't my best.
1487
01:11:46,539 --> 01:11:48,808
Yeah, yeah, I'll say.
1488
01:11:48,908 --> 01:11:50,943
Um, water, please.
1489
01:11:51,043 --> 01:11:52,244
What should I do?
1490
01:11:52,343 --> 01:11:53,813
You just stay there
and look cute.
1491
01:11:55,681 --> 01:11:57,783
You see, I've been
very dehydrated lately.
1492
01:11:57,883 --> 01:12:00,986
My doctor said.
My pee is dark brown.
1493
01:12:03,354 --> 01:12:05,624
All right, everybody
take a nice deep breath.
1494
01:12:09,161 --> 01:12:11,697
Ooooo...
1495
01:12:11,797 --> 01:12:14,300
I'm just fucking with you.
You don't got to do that.
1496
01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:16,202
That shit is corny as fuck.
1497
01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:17,579
You know, you'd be seeing
that in movies.
1498
01:12:17,603 --> 01:12:20,338
You'd be like, mm-mm.
Okay, right?
1499
01:12:20,438 --> 01:12:21,807
Wa!
1500
01:12:21,907 --> 01:12:24,342
- Whoa!
- Shit!
1501
01:12:24,442 --> 01:12:27,279
What the fuck?
1502
01:12:27,378 --> 01:12:29,215
Yo, what's good, Berry?
1503
01:12:29,315 --> 01:12:30,216
Welcome back, man.
1504
01:12:30,316 --> 01:12:31,951
- Yo!
- What's up, boys?
1505
01:12:32,051 --> 01:12:33,829
Dude, Fat Joe, I thought you
were dead low key.
1506
01:12:33,853 --> 01:12:35,486
Where's Why-G at?
1507
01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:36,856
We left there a long time ago.
1508
01:12:36,956 --> 01:12:38,524
Yeah, a lot's happened
since then.
1509
01:12:38,624 --> 01:12:40,226
Hi, Fat Joe. Welcome back.
1510
01:12:40,326 --> 01:12:41,326
Hi, Kennedy.
1511
01:12:41,359 --> 01:12:43,461
Hey, I have a question for you.
1512
01:12:43,562 --> 01:12:46,265
When you went in my house,
did you use the bathroom?
1513
01:12:46,364 --> 01:12:48,801
Yeah, I told you
I was going to take a piss.
1514
01:12:48,901 --> 01:12:52,004
Do you remember if you
washed your hands?
1515
01:12:52,104 --> 01:12:56,976
Of course I did. What kind of
person do you think I am?
1516
01:12:57,076 --> 01:12:59,111
I remember that shit vividly.
1517
01:12:59,211 --> 01:13:03,582
Oh, I got to piss,
I got to piss, I got to piss.
1518
01:13:03,682 --> 01:13:07,620
♪ ♪
1519
01:13:08,854 --> 01:13:10,322
I took a piss...
1520
01:13:10,421 --> 01:13:12,725
Went to go wash my hands,
1521
01:13:12,825 --> 01:13:15,194
closed the drain
like I always do.
1522
01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:16,829
See these rings?
1523
01:13:16,929 --> 01:13:19,598
Take no chances losing
these bad boys to the sink.
1524
01:13:19,698 --> 01:13:24,036
You look good, Fat Joe.
1525
01:13:24,136 --> 01:13:26,705
Your rings are busting, though.
1526
01:13:26,805 --> 01:13:30,576
Ran outside and jumped
in the car with the boys.
1527
01:13:30,676 --> 01:13:32,578
Do you remember, vividly,
1528
01:13:32,678 --> 01:13:35,047
shutting the water off?
1529
01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:40,352
I don't think you did, Fat Joe.
1530
01:13:40,451 --> 01:13:42,388
The drain.
1531
01:13:42,487 --> 01:13:45,891
So my brand new house
is flooded.
1532
01:13:45,991 --> 01:13:49,328
That's why
I'm in this hotel room
1533
01:13:49,427 --> 01:13:53,065
with all these people
who I tried to escape.
1534
01:13:53,165 --> 01:13:54,934
Thank God it wasn't me for once.
1535
01:13:55,034 --> 01:13:56,402
Did you find Apple yet?
1536
01:13:56,501 --> 01:13:59,204
- No.
- Well, she's not here.
1537
01:13:59,305 --> 01:14:00,572
Right?
1538
01:14:00,673 --> 01:14:03,142
So maybe you should go
look for her somewhere.
1539
01:14:03,242 --> 01:14:04,243
Hey, whoa.
1540
01:14:04,343 --> 01:14:06,612
You boys best be leaving.
1541
01:14:06,712 --> 01:14:09,581
Me and Kennedy, we'll get to it.
1542
01:14:09,682 --> 01:14:11,250
- What?
- The fuck?
1543
01:14:11,350 --> 01:14:13,361
Don't even ask the question.
Take him the fuck with you.
1544
01:14:13,385 --> 01:14:14,286
Here, take your jacket.
1545
01:14:14,386 --> 01:14:16,255
Worth a shot.
1546
01:14:16,355 --> 01:14:18,600
None of this would have happened
if you didn't move out today.
1547
01:14:18,624 --> 01:14:19,959
This is all your fault.
1548
01:14:20,059 --> 01:14:21,803
You're an idiot.
I hope you find your girlfriend.
1549
01:14:21,827 --> 01:14:24,029
I also hope you
find your girlfriend.
1550
01:14:24,129 --> 01:14:26,699
Facts.
1551
01:14:26,799 --> 01:14:28,434
Berry, get the fuck out of here.
1552
01:14:28,534 --> 01:14:30,402
Guys?
1553
01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:31,704
Can I come out yet?
1554
01:14:36,742 --> 01:14:39,311
I wanted to hang out
in the bathroom.
1555
01:14:39,411 --> 01:14:41,513
It's not because he told me.
1556
01:14:42,514 --> 01:14:44,917
Have a good night, Kennedy.
1557
01:14:45,017 --> 01:14:46,752
See you later.
1558
01:14:47,386 --> 01:14:48,654
It's you.
1559
01:14:48,754 --> 01:14:53,692
♪ ♪
1560
01:14:53,792 --> 01:14:55,928
You know I wrote "Sk8ter Boi"
about you.
1561
01:14:58,530 --> 01:14:59,999
I love you!
1562
01:15:00,099 --> 01:15:03,669
Guys! Guys!
1563
01:15:06,338 --> 01:15:07,439
Best sex I ever had.
1564
01:15:07,539 --> 01:15:09,808
I was holding in a fart
the whole time.
1565
01:15:09,908 --> 01:15:12,511
Where should we go?
Bowling at Dave Chappelle's?
1566
01:15:12,611 --> 01:15:13,912
- You know Dave Chappelle?
- No.
1567
01:15:14,013 --> 01:15:16,882
But I did see Bill Cosby
on an airplane once.
1568
01:15:16,982 --> 01:15:20,452
- Tell me you guys just saw that.
- Saw what?
1569
01:15:20,552 --> 01:15:22,287
Fuck!
1570
01:15:22,388 --> 01:15:24,189
♪ ♪
1571
01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:37,069
What a start to the night, boys.
1572
01:15:37,169 --> 01:15:38,537
Yeah, man, that was crazy.
1573
01:15:38,637 --> 01:15:41,240
- Yeah, you're a legend, Berry.
- I know.
1574
01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:44,576
So want to go see some titties?
Am I coming with you?
1575
01:15:44,676 --> 01:15:45,911
What's going on?
1576
01:15:46,011 --> 01:15:47,613
Um...
1577
01:15:47,713 --> 01:15:50,382
The car's kind of full
'cause of all the guys.
1578
01:15:50,482 --> 01:15:51,950
Right, right, right.
I'll just Uber.
1579
01:15:52,051 --> 01:15:53,661
Yeah, I'm going to text
you the address right now.
1580
01:15:53,685 --> 01:15:55,621
- Yeah. Hit me with the address.
- I'll do it.
1581
01:15:55,721 --> 01:15:56,722
All right. Cool.
1582
01:15:56,822 --> 01:15:58,857
- Text you right now.
- Yeah.
1583
01:15:58,957 --> 01:16:01,460
Wait, wait,
you don't have my number.
1584
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,663
You don't have
my fucking number!
1585
01:16:04,763 --> 01:16:07,199
I fucking hate this job, bro.
1586
01:16:22,347 --> 01:16:24,149
Man, give up. Block her.
1587
01:16:27,486 --> 01:16:30,355
Yo, it's this a milkshake
from Mel's?
1588
01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:36,563
Yeah, that's Redeye cafe, 100%.
1589
01:16:36,662 --> 01:16:39,465
Angel, take us to Redeye Cafe.
1590
01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:40,966
Avril was in the hallway.
1591
01:16:41,767 --> 01:16:43,635
I think she loves me.
1592
01:16:44,736 --> 01:16:46,138
She kissed me, man.
1593
01:16:46,238 --> 01:16:49,041
First Why-G loves you.
Now Avril loves you.
1594
01:16:49,141 --> 01:16:52,311
Yo! Why you guys always tell me
I'm lying about this shit, bro?
1595
01:16:52,411 --> 01:16:54,713
Thank you.
1596
01:16:58,350 --> 01:17:03,222
There you go, cutie.
Get my number later, huh?
1597
01:17:03,322 --> 01:17:04,823
Fuck you.
1598
01:17:10,696 --> 01:17:14,833
Whew. She's not in here, dude.
I give up.
1599
01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:16,144
Family night out with the boys.
1600
01:17:16,168 --> 01:17:17,736
We might as well
get something to eat.
1601
01:17:17,836 --> 01:17:19,638
I don't want to eat.
1602
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:25,878
Oh, wow. Was there a flash
sale at Hot Topic?
1603
01:17:25,978 --> 01:17:27,312
Ha.
1604
01:17:27,412 --> 01:17:29,081
We'll take anything but a booth.
1605
01:17:29,181 --> 01:17:33,652
Great. You can have
that booth right there.
1606
01:17:33,752 --> 01:17:35,821
I'll see in a second.
1607
01:17:37,422 --> 01:17:40,627
Fucking hate booths, man.
1608
01:17:40,726 --> 01:17:42,427
Man, they got
a jukebox in there.
1609
01:17:42,529 --> 01:17:44,763
Somebody give me a quarter.
1610
01:17:50,035 --> 01:17:53,372
I think it really
might be over, man.
1611
01:17:53,472 --> 01:17:57,442
Like, did I choose wrong?
All I wanted was Apple.
1612
01:17:58,677 --> 01:18:02,181
Maxine's right, man.
1613
01:18:02,281 --> 01:18:05,684
Can't have the girl
and have the job.
1614
01:18:05,784 --> 01:18:07,920
Save the world, lose the girl.
1615
01:18:08,020 --> 01:18:11,023
In your case, lose the girl.
1616
01:18:11,123 --> 01:18:14,293
Don't save the world
like Batman would.
1617
01:18:14,393 --> 01:18:15,761
It could be worse, man.
1618
01:18:15,861 --> 01:18:18,598
Your stalker could have just...
1619
01:18:18,697 --> 01:18:21,400
cut off your dick
back there, you know?
1620
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:23,202
I can see it now.
1621
01:18:23,302 --> 01:18:25,538
Her with a little chain
rocking your cut-off dick
1622
01:18:25,638 --> 01:18:31,176
all iced out. Oh my God, bro.
1623
01:18:31,276 --> 01:18:34,413
But for real, though, man.
You just got to let it go.
1624
01:18:34,514 --> 01:18:35,682
She was never yours.
1625
01:18:35,781 --> 01:18:38,685
It was just your turn, man.
1626
01:18:38,784 --> 01:18:40,185
Ouch.
1627
01:18:40,285 --> 01:18:42,221
So what can I get you?
1628
01:18:42,321 --> 01:18:46,191
Some Panic at the Disco pancakes
or some studded belt omelets?
1629
01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,628
I'm going to have
the Eggs Benedict
1630
01:18:48,727 --> 01:18:50,395
and a glass of OJ.
1631
01:18:50,495 --> 01:18:52,097
Let me get a banana split.
1632
01:18:52,197 --> 01:18:56,101
I don't see it on the menu, but
can I get yellowtail sashimi?
1633
01:18:56,201 --> 01:18:58,103
Can I have Thanksgiving dinner?
1634
01:18:58,203 --> 01:19:01,840
You know with cranberry sauce.
1635
01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:03,942
- And make sure it's organic.
- Really?
1636
01:19:04,042 --> 01:19:06,745
I will have a cheeseburger,
a milkshake.
1637
01:19:06,845 --> 01:19:08,814
Are you writing
any of this down now?
1638
01:19:08,914 --> 01:19:10,282
No, I just found out
1639
01:19:10,382 --> 01:19:14,052
my hamster, GG
just got her fucking period.
1640
01:19:14,152 --> 01:19:15,887
Who knew a fucking hamster
gets her period?
1641
01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:19,424
That's so weird, right?
I don't get my period anymore.
1642
01:19:19,525 --> 01:19:21,226
I'm only 35.
1643
01:19:21,326 --> 01:19:23,639
That's what happens when you
fuck with too many dirty dicks.
1644
01:19:23,663 --> 01:19:24,997
You know what I'm saying?
1645
01:19:25,097 --> 01:19:27,165
Jams that shit up
like the fucking Holland Tunnel.
1646
01:19:27,266 --> 01:19:29,636
Just got to get in there and
scrape the sides of the walls
1647
01:19:29,736 --> 01:19:31,436
and get the water
flowing through again.
1648
01:19:31,537 --> 01:19:34,574
You know, nobody wants to
go up there and do that for me.
1649
01:19:34,674 --> 01:19:36,542
Let me know if you guys
are busy later,
1650
01:19:36,643 --> 01:19:38,544
at a My fucking Chemical
Romance concert,
1651
01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:41,046
maybe one of you can come over
and fucking unplug it.
1652
01:19:41,146 --> 01:19:43,248
Anyway, cheeseburgers
and fries for everybody?
1653
01:19:43,348 --> 01:19:44,449
See you in a second.
1654
01:19:49,321 --> 01:19:50,956
Jesus Christ.
1655
01:19:51,056 --> 01:19:53,091
Furries are aggressive.
1656
01:19:54,661 --> 01:19:56,663
I'm not a furry.
1657
01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:59,131
This is for sleeping.
I was asleep.
1658
01:19:59,231 --> 01:20:01,099
No one's ever...
I've never had sex in this.
1659
01:20:01,199 --> 01:20:02,968
Um, Maxine called me like
100 fucking times.
1660
01:20:03,068 --> 01:20:04,178
She's on the phone right now,
she says.
1661
01:20:04,202 --> 01:20:05,672
If I don't hand you the phone,
1662
01:20:05,772 --> 01:20:07,973
then she's going to cut
my dick off, so...
1663
01:20:08,907 --> 01:20:10,576
Oh, jeez.
1664
01:20:12,311 --> 01:20:13,713
Hi, Maxine.
1665
01:20:13,812 --> 01:20:15,557
London, there you are. I've been
trying to get a hold of you.
1666
01:20:15,581 --> 01:20:17,115
Hold on. I don't know.
1667
01:20:17,215 --> 01:20:19,093
I do not know how to fix her
nose. Get a fucking chainsaw.
1668
01:20:19,117 --> 01:20:21,053
I don't know. Hey, okay,
I need to talk to you.
1669
01:20:21,153 --> 01:20:25,625
I don't want to have this talk.
I already know I fucked up.
1670
01:20:25,725 --> 01:20:27,125
I'm sorry.
1671
01:20:27,225 --> 01:20:28,537
I just had a long conversation
with the director,
1672
01:20:28,561 --> 01:20:31,997
and at first he did
not see you as Batman.
1673
01:20:32,097 --> 01:20:33,932
He didn't, you know,
he couldn't envision it
1674
01:20:34,032 --> 01:20:36,210
because the physicality
and I told him I was like, look,
1675
01:20:36,234 --> 01:20:38,313
we can put him on steroids,
we can get him calf implants.
1676
01:20:38,337 --> 01:20:40,105
We can do all
the fucking shit, right?
1677
01:20:40,205 --> 01:20:42,941
He didn't get it until he saw
that video of you getting
1678
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:44,544
punched in the face,
which he thought
1679
01:20:44,644 --> 01:20:47,479
that you staged
for him, which...
1680
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,147
What?
1681
01:20:49,247 --> 01:20:52,685
But the point is, he fucking
bought it hook, line and sinker.
1682
01:20:52,785 --> 01:20:57,089
And you are the next
fucking Batman.
1683
01:20:57,189 --> 01:20:59,991
- Shut the...
- I know.
1684
01:21:00,092 --> 01:21:01,269
I mean, look,
there's still a lot of like,
1685
01:21:01,293 --> 01:21:02,671
you know, hammering out
that I could do
1686
01:21:02,695 --> 01:21:04,072
with the vaginas
of business affairs.
1687
01:21:04,096 --> 01:21:06,766
But those cunts, they know me,
they know me.
1688
01:21:06,865 --> 01:21:08,900
I have to... I have to call you
back. Yes, okay.
1689
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,011
You're going to be a fucking
little action figure.
1690
01:21:10,035 --> 01:21:11,504
You're going to be.
1691
01:21:11,604 --> 01:21:13,247
Little kids are going to put
you in microwaves and shit
1692
01:21:13,271 --> 01:21:15,641
because you are
going to be fucking Batman.
1693
01:21:15,742 --> 01:21:17,476
I love you.
1694
01:21:17,577 --> 01:21:19,878
I mean, you know what I mean?
I don't really.
1695
01:21:19,978 --> 01:21:21,346
I just... I'm proud of you.
1696
01:21:21,446 --> 01:21:25,150
Okay, I love you, too.
What? What?
1697
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,886
Please don't get canceled.
Please...
1698
01:21:27,986 --> 01:21:29,888
I got the role.
1699
01:21:29,988 --> 01:21:31,223
- I'm fucking Batman.
- No!
1700
01:21:31,323 --> 01:21:32,725
I'm Batman!
1701
01:21:32,825 --> 01:21:34,727
Oh, sick, dude.
1702
01:21:34,827 --> 01:21:36,395
Oh my God!
1703
01:21:36,495 --> 01:21:38,930
- You got it?
- Yes.
1704
01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:42,568
I'm fucking Batman!
1705
01:21:42,668 --> 01:21:43,668
Can I have my phone.
1706
01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:45,838
I'm sorry, here.
1707
01:21:45,937 --> 01:21:47,507
Did you look at my photos?
1708
01:21:47,607 --> 01:21:49,975
No, no.
1709
01:21:50,075 --> 01:21:52,578
This has been the weirdest
first day at work ever.
1710
01:21:52,678 --> 01:21:56,915
Looks like it's about time
for you to hop on out of here.
1711
01:21:57,015 --> 01:21:58,316
See you guys.
1712
01:21:59,685 --> 01:22:02,254
I... I got to call Apple.
1713
01:22:02,354 --> 01:22:04,122
I got to try. I'm
sorry, I don't want
1714
01:22:04,222 --> 01:22:05,924
to kill the vibe, but like...
1715
01:22:06,024 --> 01:22:08,026
Maybe she'll answer.
1716
01:22:09,461 --> 01:22:10,830
Hello.
1717
01:22:10,929 --> 01:22:12,931
- Baby. Hi.
- What do you want?
1718
01:22:13,031 --> 01:22:16,401
- Hold on, I just... can we talk?
- What?
1719
01:22:16,501 --> 01:22:18,805
Like no arguing, just...
1720
01:22:18,905 --> 01:22:22,542
just I want to
tell you something and...
1721
01:22:22,642 --> 01:22:25,377
I'm sorry about today.
1722
01:22:25,477 --> 01:22:27,446
Do you remember where
we had our first kiss?
1723
01:22:27,547 --> 01:22:28,714
Yeah.
1724
01:22:28,815 --> 01:22:30,348
Can you meet me there
in 30 minutes?
1725
01:22:30,449 --> 01:22:31,884
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1726
01:22:31,983 --> 01:22:34,085
All right. I'm on my way. Bye.
1727
01:22:35,588 --> 01:22:36,823
She's going to see you?
1728
01:22:36,923 --> 01:22:38,591
Yeah.
1729
01:22:38,691 --> 01:22:40,827
What the fuck just happened
in the last 35 seconds?
1730
01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:42,461
You're Batman.
1731
01:22:42,562 --> 01:22:44,463
I'm Batman!
1732
01:22:44,564 --> 01:22:46,097
Oh my God.
1733
01:22:46,198 --> 01:22:47,609
I wish I had the Batmobile,
but I have Dylan's truck.
1734
01:22:47,633 --> 01:22:48,835
Can I please use it?
1735
01:22:48,935 --> 01:22:50,570
Keys are in the ignition...
1736
01:22:50,670 --> 01:22:51,871
of the car...
1737
01:22:51,970 --> 01:22:55,106
Which is unlocked outside,
1738
01:22:55,207 --> 01:22:57,042
most likely still running.
1739
01:22:57,142 --> 01:23:00,011
God, you're an idiot.
1740
01:23:03,415 --> 01:23:04,684
Let me out.
1741
01:23:07,085 --> 01:23:08,119
Love y'all, man.
1742
01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:09,889
Ooh. Don't fall asleep.
1743
01:23:09,988 --> 01:23:12,825
Love you too, dawg.
1744
01:23:12,925 --> 01:23:14,326
Later, boys.
1745
01:23:16,127 --> 01:23:19,231
So it seems like all
is good in the world again,
1746
01:23:19,331 --> 01:23:21,734
except for this fucking booth.
1747
01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:24,904
Oh.
1748
01:23:25,003 --> 01:23:28,173
- Mac and Cheese.
- Nice.
1749
01:23:28,273 --> 01:23:30,041
♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪
1750
01:23:30,141 --> 01:23:32,244
♪ Call me if you need saving ♪
1751
01:23:32,344 --> 01:23:34,981
♪ Don't let no other man in ♪
1752
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,684
♪ Banish them to other planets ♪
1753
01:23:38,784 --> 01:23:41,453
♪ If you waiting up, up,
I'm already down ♪
1754
01:23:41,554 --> 01:23:44,122
♪ On the Internet
I could see you frown ♪
1755
01:23:44,222 --> 01:23:45,591
♪ Yeah I see you frown ♪
1756
01:23:45,691 --> 01:23:46,792
♪ Will you love me now? ♪
1757
01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:49,261
♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪
1758
01:23:49,361 --> 01:23:51,597
♪ If you wit' it buttercup
I'ma head to town ♪
1759
01:23:51,697 --> 01:23:54,332
♪ Wanna save the world
I'ma burn it down ♪
1760
01:23:54,432 --> 01:23:56,869
♪ Burn it down
Say you love me now ♪
1761
01:23:56,969 --> 01:23:58,336
♪ Oh yeah, ehh-ehh-eh ♪
1762
01:23:58,436 --> 01:24:00,907
♪ I'll be your Batman, baby ♪
1763
01:24:01,007 --> 01:24:03,809
♪ Call me if you need saving ♪
1764
01:24:03,910 --> 01:24:06,411
♪ Don't let no other man in ♪
1765
01:24:46,619 --> 01:24:48,219
Good morning.
1766
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,830
♪ ♪
1767
01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:02,568
♪ Yeah! ♪
1768
01:25:02,668 --> 01:25:03,703
♪ All right! ♪
1769
01:25:03,803 --> 01:25:06,706
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
1770
01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:08,040
♪ Today might suck ♪
1771
01:25:08,139 --> 01:25:10,810
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
1772
01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:12,143
♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
1773
01:25:12,243 --> 01:25:14,947
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
1774
01:25:15,047 --> 01:25:16,314
Come on! ♪ Today might suck ♪
1775
01:25:16,414 --> 01:25:19,117
♪ Good Mourning, Good Mourning,
Good Mourning ♪
1776
01:25:19,217 --> 01:25:20,686
♪ Shoulda never woke up ♪
1777
01:25:23,288 --> 01:25:24,499
♪ I gotta smoke something
for this ♪
1778
01:25:24,523 --> 01:25:26,092
Did she say where she was going?
1779
01:25:26,191 --> 01:25:27,258
You know what? She did.
1780
01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:28,894
She actually did...
1781
01:25:28,995 --> 01:25:30,462
That's her.
1782
01:25:32,765 --> 01:25:35,300
Um, actually that...
1783
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,444
Did she say where she was going?
1784
01:25:36,468 --> 01:25:38,203
Uh, you know what? She...
1785
01:25:38,303 --> 01:25:39,413
Did she say where she was going?
1786
01:25:39,437 --> 01:25:41,841
Yeah, you know what, she...
1787
01:25:41,941 --> 01:25:43,843
Okay okay okay... All right...
1788
01:25:43,943 --> 01:25:46,344
Your dad's dead.
1789
01:25:46,444 --> 01:25:48,748
Actually that works
for both of us.
1790
01:25:50,148 --> 01:25:51,459
It used to only work for me.
I'm so sorry.
1791
01:25:51,483 --> 01:25:52,852
Wasn't thinking there.
1792
01:25:52,952 --> 01:25:55,032
I can make anybody famous.
I can do fucking anything.
1793
01:25:55,121 --> 01:25:56,641
Joaquin Phoenix,
no one would hire him.
1794
01:25:56,722 --> 01:25:58,156
He had half a face.
1795
01:25:58,256 --> 01:26:00,526
I made that happen.
1796
01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:01,393
Adam Sandler?
1797
01:26:01,493 --> 01:26:03,062
They called me about Uncut Gems.
1798
01:26:03,161 --> 01:26:04,964
It was initially
about circumcision.
1799
01:26:05,064 --> 01:26:08,433
Okay? I made them change it.
1800
01:26:08,534 --> 01:26:10,936
Adam Sandler went from silly
fucking goose
1801
01:26:11,037 --> 01:26:13,506
to genius guy in Uncut Gems.
1802
01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:15,449
That's why I don't have
Instagram cause I'd just be
1803
01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:18,110
looking at butts all day.
1804
01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:19,645
Big fat butts.
1805
01:26:19,745 --> 01:26:22,114
Anyways, you guys should try
a finger in your ass.
1806
01:26:22,213 --> 01:26:23,516
It's pretty fun.
1807
01:26:23,616 --> 01:26:25,159
I wouldn't like, you know,
start with it
1808
01:26:25,183 --> 01:26:26,418
but you could finish with it.
1809
01:26:26,519 --> 01:26:29,922
Oh, wow. Was there a flash sale
at Hot Topic?
1810
01:26:30,022 --> 01:26:31,057
We'll take a booth.
1811
01:26:31,157 --> 01:26:34,026
Or anything but a booth.
1812
01:26:34,126 --> 01:26:35,695
Take anything but a booth.
1813
01:26:35,795 --> 01:26:36,829
Okay.
1814
01:26:36,929 --> 01:26:38,664
We don't want a booth.
1815
01:26:38,764 --> 01:26:40,365
But you want a booth.
1816
01:26:40,465 --> 01:26:41,667
I can't help you.
1817
01:26:41,767 --> 01:26:42,767
We'll take a booth.
1818
01:26:42,835 --> 01:26:43,945
We went to the wrong restaurant.
Let's go.
1819
01:26:43,969 --> 01:26:45,104
God damn it.
1820
01:26:45,203 --> 01:26:46,572
You guys decide what you want?
1821
01:26:46,672 --> 01:26:49,274
And don't take long cause I've
got a big part tomorrow.
1822
01:26:49,374 --> 01:26:52,377
I'm playing a Bush in the new
Leonardo DiCaprio film.
1823
01:26:52,477 --> 01:26:55,648
Hm? Congratulations to me.
Correct. Yeah. That's right.
1824
01:26:55,748 --> 01:27:00,586
Hey! My agent said this was
gonna be an easy gig!
1825
01:27:00,686 --> 01:27:03,254
You didn't even give me shoes!
1826
01:27:03,354 --> 01:27:05,858
Hey! I'm an A-list
player, homes.
1827
01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:07,126
I don't play this stuff.
1828
01:27:07,258 --> 01:27:09,095
What is this?
What am I supposed to be?
1829
01:27:09,195 --> 01:27:11,764
A cave man!
1830
01:27:11,864 --> 01:27:16,001
Hey! I'm outta here.
I'm changing my clothes.
1831
01:27:16,102 --> 01:27:18,104
Hey, do you know
where you can go, eh?
1832
01:27:18,204 --> 01:27:19,672
Go to hell.
1833
01:27:19,772 --> 01:27:22,842
Right, everybody take a nice
deep breath.
1834
01:27:22,942 --> 01:27:26,612
You all right?
1835
01:27:26,712 --> 01:27:29,481
Okay, you sure?
You need like a Luden's?
1836
01:27:29,582 --> 01:27:31,917
You guys got a Luden's?
1837
01:27:33,052 --> 01:27:34,787
It was taken from the bedroom...
1838
01:27:36,989 --> 01:27:39,324
Why'd you park so fucking far?
1839
01:27:39,424 --> 01:27:41,227
Does anybody here have any X?
1840
01:27:41,359 --> 01:27:44,797
- You're hanging with us!
- Yes! Woo!
1841
01:27:44,897 --> 01:27:47,233
Fuck that deeb, dude,
he's gone, man!
1842
01:27:47,332 --> 01:27:48,634
Fuck him!
1843
01:27:48,734 --> 01:27:51,103
I can still hear every word
you all are saying.
1844
01:27:51,203 --> 01:27:53,172
You're mic'd. It's a movie.
1845
01:27:55,074 --> 01:27:59,078
You should give me your number
after this scene.
1846
01:27:59,178 --> 01:28:02,380
- What?
- Nothing.
1847
01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:04,349
Did you just ask me to give you
my number?
1848
01:28:04,449 --> 01:28:05,851
No.
1849
01:28:05,951 --> 01:28:07,219
What did you say then?
1850
01:28:07,318 --> 01:28:08,930
Because it sounded like
"you should give me
1851
01:28:08,954 --> 01:28:10,122
your number after this."
1852
01:28:10,222 --> 01:28:15,161
No, I said I need a cucumber
for me eyes.
1853
01:28:15,261 --> 01:28:18,964
You do have really dark bags
under your eyes.
1854
01:28:19,064 --> 01:28:20,699
Fuck you.
1855
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,935
Action! Action!
1856
01:28:23,035 --> 01:28:25,336
- Man, what the fuck!
- Action!
1857
01:28:27,573 --> 01:28:29,809
I'm forgetting the first line
thing again.
1858
01:28:29,909 --> 01:28:32,077
Let me... one more time,
what'd you say?
1859
01:28:33,546 --> 01:28:35,047
♪ I gotta smoke something
for this ♪
1860
01:28:35,147 --> 01:28:41,053
♪ ♪
1861
01:28:41,153 --> 01:28:44,690
Am I not in this scene?
1862
01:28:44,790 --> 01:28:45,858
Sorry, man.
1863
01:28:51,362 --> 01:28:52,642
Why are you even awake
right now?
1864
01:28:52,965 --> 01:28:55,376
Why are you even up... I'm sorry,
I'm thrown off by that ringtone.
1865
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,245
Can we not have Britney Spears
ringtones go off?
1866
01:28:57,269 --> 01:28:58,737
Quiet all around.
1867
01:28:58,838 --> 01:28:59,939
Hold, plane.
1868
01:29:02,274 --> 01:29:04,109
Yes she just left like
two minutes ago.
1869
01:29:05,945 --> 01:29:08,013
You wanna do your walking
any louder?
1870
01:29:08,113 --> 01:29:09,582
That'd be good.
1871
01:29:09,682 --> 01:29:12,685
I know I wanted to be Batman,
but maybe...
1872
01:29:12,785 --> 01:29:14,485
I wanna be Birdman.
1873
01:29:14,587 --> 01:29:18,591
So I can get these things
shut the fuck up.
1874
01:29:18,691 --> 01:29:21,527
Make sure that keeps making
noise
1875
01:29:21,627 --> 01:29:24,864
I fucking hate you,
you fucking cement mixer.
1876
01:29:28,968 --> 01:29:30,970
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
I hate you, ahhhhh!
1877
01:29:34,173 --> 01:29:36,407
He's taking a shower.
1878
01:29:36,508 --> 01:29:37,810
Holding for garbage.
1879
01:29:37,910 --> 01:29:41,580
The giantest garbage truck
I've ever fucking seen!
1880
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,390
Like, just weave,
you gotta weave through...
1881
01:29:43,414 --> 01:29:44,614
Car: What would you like to...
1882
01:29:44,683 --> 01:29:46,127
Hold on, sorry, this car's
yelling at me.
1883
01:29:46,151 --> 01:29:48,053
Fuck. Shit. Sorry.
1884
01:29:48,153 --> 01:29:50,556
You know what?
She's just... it's her first day.
1885
01:29:50,656 --> 01:29:52,057
- Mm-hm.
- There's um...
1886
01:29:52,157 --> 01:29:53,692
Car: What can I do for you?
1887
01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:56,528
C-3PO's going crazy.
R2D2's going...
1888
01:29:56,629 --> 01:29:58,163
Guys, that's my IUD.
1889
01:29:59,632 --> 01:30:02,768
What is that?
1890
01:30:02,868 --> 01:30:05,704
This whole movie is just me
looking over my shoulder
1891
01:30:05,804 --> 01:30:10,042
every second going,
"what is that?"
1892
01:30:12,111 --> 01:30:14,747
Ahh fuck! Fuck!
1893
01:30:19,084 --> 01:30:21,654
♪ ♪
1894
01:30:23,488 --> 01:30:26,792
Cut. Let's reset.
I'm just kidding. That's a wrap.
1895
01:30:26,892 --> 01:30:29,194
That lobster is not
talking to you.
1896
01:30:31,397 --> 01:30:32,497
My God.
1897
01:30:32,665 --> 01:30:35,634
Imagine believing
that a lobster can talk.
1898
01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:37,202
Oh you think you big huh?
1899
01:30:37,303 --> 01:30:39,338
There you go.
Help yourself to that.
1900
01:30:40,873 --> 01:30:43,542
You're a big fucking stoner.
1901
01:30:45,476 --> 01:30:46,745
Get over here. Try it.
1902
01:30:46,845 --> 01:30:49,447
Get in here. Get in here.
1903
01:30:49,548 --> 01:30:51,951
Ha ha! I got you!
1904
01:31:00,693 --> 01:31:02,594
Dip me and I will kick your ass.
1905
01:31:02,695 --> 01:31:05,463
Bro, this motherfucker's
still talking shit.
1906
01:31:05,564 --> 01:31:06,865
I'm talking shit?
1907
01:31:06,966 --> 01:31:09,234
I'm about to boil your ass, bro.
1908
01:31:09,335 --> 01:31:12,104
Oh, dip me deeper,
dip me deeper.
1909
01:31:12,204 --> 01:31:13,872
Oh, hot demons.
1910
01:31:15,674 --> 01:31:18,077
Man, bon appe-tight, my brothas.
1911
01:31:22,014 --> 01:31:25,184
Man, you did all that prep for
this shrimpy-ass lobster?
1912
01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:26,418
What you mean?
1913
01:31:26,518 --> 01:31:28,654
Bro, this is a limp shrimp
biscuit bro?
1914
01:31:28,754 --> 01:31:31,557
Now you all talking shit, bro.
I'm gonna take all this shit.
1915
01:31:34,626 --> 01:31:37,129
That's a wrap!
1916
01:31:42,868 --> 01:31:44,303
And cut!
1917
01:31:44,403 --> 01:31:45,571
That is a wrap
1918
01:31:45,671 --> 01:31:48,841
on season two finale
of Good Bad People.
1919
01:31:48,941 --> 01:31:50,709
Let's hear it for our actors.
1920
01:31:55,948 --> 01:31:59,618
Stop that, please. Hold up.
1921
01:31:59,718 --> 01:32:01,653
Is that our fucking finale?
1922
01:32:01,754 --> 01:32:03,455
Can you be a little bit
more professional?
1923
01:32:03,555 --> 01:32:05,491
- Thanks.
- Piss off.
1924
01:32:05,591 --> 01:32:06,925
So glad this is over.
1925
01:32:10,462 --> 01:32:12,398
So you're telling me
London Clash
1926
01:32:12,498 --> 01:32:15,934
goes through all of this in
the course of one fucking day
1927
01:32:16,035 --> 01:32:18,404
because of a text message
with a typo?
1928
01:32:18,505 --> 01:32:21,774
He's auditioning
to become Batman.
1929
01:32:21,874 --> 01:32:23,651
He gets high and sends his mate
to the meeting
1930
01:32:23,675 --> 01:32:25,377
and still gets the job.
1931
01:32:25,477 --> 01:32:28,113
What is he? The luckiest
cunt in the world?
1932
01:32:31,450 --> 01:32:33,385
His stalker saves his life.
1933
01:32:33,485 --> 01:32:35,587
Leo breaks not one,
but three urns
1934
01:32:35,687 --> 01:32:37,556
with his girlfriend's
family in it
1935
01:32:37,656 --> 01:32:40,859
and his solution is to fill
it up with weed ashes.
1936
01:32:41,994 --> 01:32:44,863
This is the worst ending
I've ever seen.
1937
01:32:44,963 --> 01:32:47,466
You were at the table read.
1938
01:32:47,566 --> 01:32:49,168
Get me out of this.
1939
01:32:52,104 --> 01:32:53,572
You're all wankers.
1940
01:32:53,672 --> 01:32:55,207
Fuck! Why am I limping?
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