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( music playing )

Lucky narrating:
It may look like

just another perfect day
in sunny San Francisco.

But it's not.

Because at San Francisco
University, a young woman
has her college interview.

Today is the first day
of the rest of her life.

And while she may look like
just another carefree
college applicant...

She's not.

- Excuse me.
- ( grunts )

- Do you know where
the admissions office is?
- Left at the fire hydrant.

Follow the path inside.
First floor.

Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.

Okay, that was weird.

She's Maya Dolittle.

And she can talk to animals.
I mean, how cool is that?

Hi. I have a 9:00
appointment with Admissions.

Uh, it's Maya Dolittle.

Dolittle. Maya Dolittle.

As in Dr. Dolittle?

As in the great
Dr. Dolittle?

- He's my dad.
- Yo, Frank.

Come here, man.
Check this out.

This is Dolittle's kid.

The guy who
single-handedly

saved that herd
of Sumatran rhinos?

Yeah, that's him.
That's my dad.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I totally love Dr. "D."

My cat, Mr. Smushy, and I

have moved to a whole new
level in our relationship...

and it's totally
because of his article,

"Feeling Feline."

Uh, I guess I missed that one.

Guys, I'm kinda late here.
Admissions?

Oh, uh, down the hall
to the right.

Okay, thank you.
No problem.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Bye.

- Dolittle's kid.
- Wow.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

Okay, Maya. Come on.
You can do this.

You are confident
and capable.

You will be as good
a veterinarian as your dad...

someday.

Okay, smile therapy.

( sighs )

Okay.

Hello, Maya. My name
is Doris Park Weaver,

Dean of Admissions
for San Francisco University's
Center for Veterinary Medicine.

Oh. It's nice to meet you.

Oh, it is so nice
to meet you.

Your father's been
an invaluable resource
to this institution.

Oh, thank you.

I saw him lecture once.
A most impressive man.

Yeah, he's lectured me
many times.

I mean, he's quite the lecturer.

( laughs )

This is our
admissions committee.

They wanted
to meet you in person.

- Oh.
- Your father's thesis
on anxiety disorders...

in Anubis baboons
was brilliant.

Brilliant. Will you continue
his research on wombat
mating habits?

He's done so much
for the keel-billed Toucan.

- So much.
- You must be eager
to follow in his footsteps.

What's the title
of his next book?

- Do you think he'd sign
a copy for me?
- Um, yes.

I'm not sure.
And okay, why not?

( chuckles )
All righty then,

let's have a look
at your transcripts, shall we?

Now then, uh,

it appears your grades
are, uh...

ahem, okay.

Yes, well, um, my emphasis
in the past year...

has been more on...
social aspects of maturation
versus academics...

in the hopes to broaden my...
curriculum vitae.

What about
extracurricular activities?

Perhaps you've joined
your father on one
of his expeditions.

I read about
his latest trip up the Amazon
in Invertebrates Illustrated.

- Inspiring, truly.
- Mmm.

Well, I was on the homecoming
committee last year.

And it's a lot more
demanding than it sounds.

Yeah.

Well, let's look
at your S.A.T. scores.

Uh...

I've never been that great
in classroom situations.

I find that I do better
in a real-world environment.

- Perfect. We'd love
to see you in action.
- In action?

This is the clinic nursery.

The committee and I
will observe you...

to see how you interact
with the animals.

Maya:
Great. Piece of cake.

You just go ahead and kick back
and leave the babies to me.

Yeah, alrighty then.

Smile therapy.

Listen. Listen up, you guys.
Come here.

Look, this is very,
very important.

My interview didn't go
so well just now, so I really
need to impress them here.

So if you guys would just
cooperate, that would be
greatly appreciated, okay?

Okay, awesome. Um--

( clears throat )

So, boys and girls,

what would we like
to play today?

How about we sing a song?

Oh! Hello there,
little goat.

Uh, yes, I know that is
a sound a goat makes.

But you don't have
to do that with me because
I can talk to animals.

- She wants her bottle.
- Oh. Um, okay, yeah.

Uh, "bah-bah." I knew that.

Uh, okay. Um--

You wanna drink your bottle?
Come on. Here you go.

Oh!

- Welcome to the world,
baby chick.
- Mama?

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not your mama.

- Mama. Mama. Mama.
- Wha--

- ( Meowing )
- Oh, don't cry, little kitty.

You're my mew-mew.

Your "mew-mew"?
What is that?

- She thinks you're his mom.
- Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom.

Guess what. Guess what.
Guess what.

What?

They all think
you're their mom.

I'm coming, Mama.
Geronimo!

( gasps )

Excuse me. Sorry.

I got him.

( chuckles )
I saved him.

- Hey, Mom, you got
any treats in here?
- Hey, wait! That's my purse!

- ( indistinct )
- Guess what. Guess what.
Guess what. Guess what.

Bag, man.
Where's all the good stuff?

- Give me the-- Look!
- Run for it!

- This is fun!
- Told you you couldn't
keep us locked down.

If you guys don't all stop
this behavior, you're all
going to be on time-out!

- Guess what. Guess what.
Guess what.
- What? What? What?

- ( breaks wind )
- That's what.

- Mom!
- Woman:
I'm in the kitchen.

- So, how'd it go? How'd it go?
- Don't ask.

So, uh, I'm guessing
a game of fetch
is out of the question?

- So, how'd it go?
- I blew it.

They wait-listed me.
And they said that was only
because "I'm a Dolittle."

Oh, Maya, so sorry.

Unless I can come up with
a way to impress the committee
within the next four weeks,

they suggest that I find
other alternatives to S.F.U.

I don't know what I was
thinking. I am not cut out
for vet school.

Oh, don't be so hard
on yourself, Maya.

You have so much
natural talent.

It's gonna take some time
for you to develop it.

But what if I can't?

You're only 18.
Have faith, little one.

You are gonna find your
own way of doing things.
I promise.

Ain't you? Yeah?
Yeah.

Yeah. There you go.

You guys, my life is over.

Les femmes,
always so dramatic.

Talk to me after you've
had your butt sniffed by
a Great Dane in a public park.

- Now that's hard to live down.
- You guys, I'm serious.

I have four weeks to impress
the admissions committee,
and I have no idea how to do it.

Did you try dropping my name?
Everyone loves Monkey.

I am, how you say,
the breakout character.

How about I get stuck
down a well like on one
of those TV shows?

It'll be a huge story
and we'll get famous.

Oh! I wonder
if they'll get Lassie
to play me in the movie.

( vehicle pulling up )

Sacre bleu!
It's animal control!

Quick, hide!

The monkey has left
the building.

Lucky:
Don't look now,
but he's heading your way.

- ( doorbell rings )
- I'll get it.

Mmm, he's young, handsome,
winning smile.

You better get downstairs
and make a fool of yourself
right away.

- Hello.
- Hi. Mrs. Dolittle?

- Yes?
- My name is Cole Fletcher.
I'm an aide at the White House.

This gentleman is
with the Secret Service.

We're here on behalf
of the president
of the United States.

Oh, well, come in.

( footsteps descending
stairs rapidly )

What can I do
for you gentlemen?

The president has asked
to see Dr. Dolittle
at the White House right away.

Both:
The president?

both:
The White House?

Is he here?

I'm sorry, uh,

he's in Antarctica saving
a pod of bowhead whales.

- Can it wait a few weeks
until he comes back?
- I'm afraid not.

It's an urgent matter,
and no one else is equipped
to handle the situation.

He needs someone
who can talk to animals.

Well, I wish there was something
I could do to help, but--

- I can go.
- What?

- What?
- My name is Maya Dolittle.

And I can talk to animals,
just like my dad.

- Really?
- Really.

- Jack of spades.
- Jack of spades.

Oh, please. Four of hearts.
Four of hearts.

Like father,
like daughter.

Hold on.
I need to make a call.

Okay. Well, just
take your time.

- Maya, I am not sure
that this is a good idea.
- Mom.

- The admissions committee said
I needed to impress them, right?
- Mm-hmm.

So if I can get a recommendation
from the president
of the United States,

what's more impressive
than that?

I don't know, honey.

- Huh?
- ( laughs )

Yes, sir.
Yes, I understand.

Well, Miss Dolittle,
looks like you're going
to the White House.

( squeals )

We are going to the White House!
We are going to the White House!

Ha-ha!

This is unfair!
This is an outrage!

I'm sorry, Monkey,
but you can't come.

The last time I took you
anywhere, we ended up in jail
for disturbing the peace.

If Olive Garden doesn't
want you to throw food,
they should have a sign.

Look. I'm sorry,
but this is just too important.

My whole future
is riding on this.
I'll bring you back some soap.

Later, Kong.

Once again, you underestimate
the tiny genius
in the silly T-shirt.

( music playing )

♪ The TV says I'm not
the girl that I should be ♪

♪ It drives me crazy ♪

♪ I'm not impressed
it isn't what I want to be ♪

♪ So call me lazy ♪

♪ Operator, operator ♪

- ( barks )
- ♪ Don't call me
I'll call you later ♪

♪ Operator, operator ♪

♪ I'm just fine
I'll call you later ♪

♪ Why would I wanna be
anybody else but me? ♪

♪ I'm never gonna fake it ♪

♪ Why would I ever be
anybody else but me ♪

♪ I know I'm gonna make it ♪

♪ Without a doubt
I know what I'm about ♪

♪ I'm everything
I ever wanna be ♪

♪ A girl like me ♪

- ♪ A girl like me ♪
- Wow!

♪ A girl like me ♪

I felt the same way
the first time I walked
through those doors.

- ( chuckles )
- Come on.

Ah, porter,
my bag is in the trunk.

Careful with the squeezy bone.
It's a family heirloom.

Ah, Miss Dolittle.

Maya, this is the
president's chief of staff,
Mr. Harold Dorion.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Dorion.
Welcome to the White House.
This is Selma Dixon.

Both she and Cole are assigned
to my office as interns.

- Pleasure.
- Thank you, gentlemen.
I'll take it from here.

Cole, Selma, I need those
G.D.P. reports on Kalampore
on my desk in an hour.

- You'll have them
in half an hour, sir.
- Excellent.

This way, Miss Dolittle.

You know, the president is
very anxious to meet you, Maya.

And this is the West Wing.

Although the White House
was finished in 1800,

the West Wing wasn't
added until 1902.

And the Oval Office
itself wasn't built
until the 1930s.

For over 200 years,
some of our nation's
most important decisions...

have been made right here
in this office.

I can't believe
you're making me go.

It's spring break! All my
friends are going to Florida!

Man:
All your friends are not
the president's daughter.

Courtney,
this is Maya Dolittle.

Hi, it's nice to meet you.

We're hoping
she grows out of it.

Right, and I'm hoping they open
a Burger King for dogs,
but I'm not optimistic.

- Mr. President.
- Maya.

Thank you for coming.
I'm a huge fan of your father's.

It's an honor, Mr. President.
And who is this
good-looking guy?

- The man's got my vote.
- This is Lucky. He is also at
your service, Mr. President.

You obviously understand dogs.
I hope you can help with mine.

Please, sit down.
Harold?

Yes, sir.

Yes, everyone knows
and loves Daisy.

- Mee-yowza!
- Daisy's been with the family
since I was governor.

She's been at my side
every step of my career.

She was instrumental
in the president's
election campaign.

Look. There she is singing
the national anthem
at a baseball game.

- She was perfectly in tune.
- That is so cute!

Some people think she's
a symbol of this administration,
of its humanity.

But lately,
our beloved First Dog
has become, well,

a nightmare.

She's running amok
and we don't know
what to do about it.

Ah, the woman of my dreams.
Shh! Put a lid on it.

- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, no, not you. Him.

Sorry. It takes
a while to get used to.

So basically what I'm hearing
is, is Daisy just needs
a talking to.

- I can handle that.
- There's more to it
than that, Maya.

We're having
a diplomatic crisis with
the country of Kalampore.

You see, Maya, Kalampore is home
to the world's second largest
tropical rain forest.

The Boyd and Dunsmore
Investment Group wants
to develop the land...

and has made a very lucrative
offer to the royal family
of Kalampore.

If the development deal
goes through, the rain forest
will be totally destroyed...

and with it,
thousands of species
that make it home.

That's awful.
But the president...

has convinced the head
of the royal family,

Prince Tharoor,
to reject Dunsmore offer,

and instead has proposed
a treaty...

that would permanently
protect the land
as an animal preserve.

The prince was all set to
sign this historic agreement
last month in Kalampore,

and things went
horribly wrong.

Unfortunately, the president
came down with a terrible case
of... food poisoning.

- Oh, no, he didn't.
- Oh, no, don't say it.

Oh, yes.
All over the prince.

- President:
Jelly beans?
- No, thank you.

The deal didn't get signed.
The moment passed,

and the deal fell apart.

Oh, no.

We've invited the prince to
the U.S. We're gonna hold
a state dinner in his honor.

It's a last-ditch effort
to repair the relationship...

and convince him to sign
the agreement.

And that's where you
come in, Maya. You see,

the prince's daughter
is a huge fan of Daisy.

She's practically
Daisy crazy.

And of course,
she wants to meet her...
in person.

- Yikes.
- Exactly.

The prince arrives
in... eight days.

What-- Eight days?

Maya...

we need you to deliver
the old Daisy

before the state dinner.

We are counting on you.

Send in Daisy, please.

- Hi, Daisy. I'm--
- Listen.

If you think you can waltz in
here with your head-shrinking,
animal-talking circus act...

and turn me into some perfect,
hand-licking First Dog,

then you've got another
thing coming, sister.

I'll chew you up like
an off-white athletic sock,

then I'll poop you out
in the Rose Garden.

Wh-What did she say, Maya?

Uh, she said, "Hi."

Ah.

- Hello, Daisy.
- ( sneezes )

Daisy! Uh, Maya, please
tell her not to do that.

Daisy, do not sneeze on
the chief of staff's pants.

Oh. Okay. Well, then how
'bout this sort of thing?

( music playing )

Daisy.

( growling )

Oh!

- Harold.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Come here, Daisy--

- Nice try, Harold.
- Daisy!

- Daisy, sit!
- Daisy, no!

- ( gasps )
- ( grunting )

♪ I'm tired, baby ♪

♪ Tired of messing
with my head ♪

- Whoops.
- No!

♪ Gonna pull myself
from the ledge ♪

Whoops!

See ya.
Wouldn't wanna be ya.

What a ride.

( door slams )

- Harold.
- Sir?

Have everybody pack up--

the staff, the interns,
the dog, Courtney.

We're going
to the ranch today!

The ranch?

The Sterling Ranch.
The president's... retreat.

I call shotgun!

Maya, come with me.

Anyone else who wants
the grand tour, hop in.

Go on. Go on.
I don't need you.

All right, here we go.

Hey, anyone
over there got lotion?
My skin is so dry.

Hmm, maybe I can find
some aloe in here.

Where have all
the animals come from?
Oh, different places.

Some were rescued,
some were gifts
of foreign dignitaries.

We started the reserve
to protect a few
endangered species.

And now we have
over 30 species.

Dozens have been bred
and released back
into the wild.

Hey, hey! How's the weather
down there?

Wow! It's incredible.

Hey, guys, look.
People.

This land has been in my family
for over a century.

About 15 years ago,
I fulfilled a dream
of a lifetime:

created this nature preserve
and family retreat.

I'm not really
an animal person.

Allergies.

( growling )

( snorts )

Many of the world's
greatest leaders
have stayed here.

And a lot of history
made in this place.

It's my hope that next week...
history will be made again.

Ahh. Free at last.

Now where can a monkey
freshen up around here?

And this brings us back
to the compound.

Everybody, heads up!
Incoming!

What's that?

Oh, that used to be
Courtney's play yard.

Now we use it for some
animals who live over there
in a specially designed habitat.

- Go take a look.
- Okay.

Hold up a second, blokes.
Whoa. Look at the sheila.

- Hola, chica.
- Wow, hey, guys.

Hi, darling.
How you doing?

Hello, beautiful
lady person.

Oh, no. This is bad.
I am sensing very bad.

Don't mind him. He's a few
sandwiches short of a picnic.

( laughing )
Look out below!

Lucky, this is a wallaby.

A rock wallaby to be exact.
As in rock and roll!
Bonzer good times!

Whoo-hoo!
Oi, mates. Let's party!
Where's the Pop Tarts? Come on!

Let's go!

( singing indistinctly )

Okay, that wallaby
needs to chill.

Tell me about it.
Reminds me of this guy
I used to date, Xavier.

Always about how
his fur looked.
I'm Rosie, by the way.

You need the 411
on anyone or anything?

These ears can hear a pin drop
from a thousand yards.

She calls it 411.
I call it gossip.

And gossip is bad.
Very, very bad.

Oh, put an ant in it,
bug breath.

- ( laughing )
- Let's party!

- It was great.
- You liked it.

Scintillating.

Wow. I love
what you've done
with the place.

- What happened?
- Daisy.

- But we've only been here
a few minutes.
- She works fast.

Welcome to Sterling Ranch.
Hope you have a pleasant stay.

Come on, Daisy.
Good girl. Here we go.

Man:
Mr. President?

Maya, I have to go
to a meeting.

The porters will show you
to your room.

I'm afraid you have
your work cut out for you.

Smile therapy?

Oh, forget it!
That doesn't work anyway!

- Man:
Not on the bookcase.
- ( clattering )

Well, I'm unpacked.

What am I gonna do?
Daisy's not a dog.

She's Hannibal Lecter with fur!

I may be able
to talk to animals,
but I cannot work miracles.

Maya, one thing
I know about you is that
you underestimate yourself,

and sometimes you don't
apply yourself completely.

Have you been reading
my report card again?

Read it? I forged
your dad's signature, remember?

If I want a recommendation
from the president,

I'm gonna have to whip
crazy Daisy into shape
in less than a week.

I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

I think I've bitten off
more than I can chew.

Been there.
Never forget that time
I caught the Volkswagen.

I wish I could reach Dad.
He would know what to do.

Why don't you just figure out
what he would do in the same
situation, and try that?

Hey, that's not such
a bad idea.

We're not man's
best friend for nothing.

( laughs )

Hey. Hey, can you fix my hair?
I don't have thumbs.

First of all, Daisy,
I would like to thank you
for agreeing to meet with me.

That was very civilized
and mature of you.

Well, I got to thinking
about my recent behavior...

and decided it was probably time
to get some help.

Oh, okay.
So, um, tell me,

when did you first notice
these feelings of
hostility surfacing?

Gosh. I think,
maybe, it all began
when the president...

started bringing home
all these other animals.

I see. I see.

I think I might be,
well, jealous?

Yes, jealous.
I see. I see.

In fact, I just have so much
to get off my chest,

maybe it would be a good idea
if we all met, you know, like--

- Group therapy?
- Yes! Group therapy!

I'll meet you at the habitat
in 10 minutes.

Maybe this won't be
as hard as I thought.

Wallaby:
Hey, Daisy's back.

How you been, darling?
What's the word, sister?

Hey, you guys.

I got a problem that I need you
to help me get rid of.

-Whatever you need, Daisy, girl.
-Your wish is my command,
my Daisy.

( animal humming )

( humming continuous )

- Hello?
- Ah! Holy cow!
You scared me to death.

- Uh, sorry.
- Close the door.
Close the door!

Would you please?
Would you close the door?

- Please close it!
- ( door closes )

Uh, would you like to join us
for group therapy?

Oh, I would love to,
but what if I see my shadow?

What if I don't?
It could affect the climate
of the entire planet if I do.

- Ah, the pressure
is killing me!
- An agoraphobic groundhog?

Pretty twisted, I know.

Okay. Well, I guess
I'll just see you later.

Maybe.

( chuckles )

Go to your safe place.
Go to your safe place.
Go to your safe place.

( door closes )

Everyone, this is Maya.
And she can talk to animals.

All:
Hello, Maya.

Hi.

- ( humming )
- Wait a second.
Have we met before?

No, no, never.
I am, uh, Aldo.

Aldo, the Italian monkey.

And I am from...
Napoli!

Okay, Aldo.

So as many of you
already know,
this is Daisy...

and she's been having
some issues she would like
to discuss with you guys.

Daisy?

Okay. Well, Daisy's
having a quiet moment.

Is there anybody else
who'd like to say something?

- Hmm.
- Mmm.

Conflicts? Issues? Anything?

Come on, you guys.
There's gotta be something
you wanna talk about.

Fine. I remember once back
in New Delhi at the zoo--
Oh, this was very, very bad.

If I have to hear this story
one more time, I'm gonna
throw myself on a trap.

- You are rude.
Very, very rude!
- I'm rude?

( animals arguing )

People. I mean, folks.
I mean, animals!

Everybody, just chill out!

( chatter stops )

Nyah, all right,
that's just gross.

Now let's all listen and respect
what each other has to say.

Actually, there is something
I'd like to say.

Bombs away!

Bomb bay doors open!

Aha! Bull's-eye!

Nice shot.
Man your battle stations!

- To the barricades!
- ( stammers )

Pass the ammunition.

- Ant:
Anteater! Run for your lives!
- ( slurping )

Fire at will!

- ( gasps )
- Gotcha!

Mon dieu!
I mean, mamma mia!

( gasps )
You better stop--

- Take this!
- ( gasps )

( spitting rapidly )

( whimpers )

- Stop it!
- ( spitting rapidly )

I demand you
stop this behavior!

- ( gasps )
- Direct hit!

One egg, scrambled!

- ( sputtering )
- Wallaby:
So long, girlie!

Thanks for stopping by!

( panting, whimpering )

- ( laughs )
- ( whimpering )

All right,
let's get back to work.

I guess she's
the comic relief.

Hi. Can I have some
roast beef, please?

How about you accidentally
drop a T-bone on the ground
for your old pal here?

Forget about it.
You know it gives you gas.

Uh-- Oh, no, not you.
The dog.

Don't judge me.

Excuse me.
Nature calls.

Hey, how's it going?
Have you tried the steak?

So, Maya, how did it
go today with Daisy?

Uh, it was... colorful.

Hmm. Good colorful,
or bad colorful?

Like a medium colorful.

Well, I'm afraid
a medium colorful
just isn't gonna cut it.

Maya, we need bold,
brilliant, vibrant,
primary colors here.

We need a full-on,
five-star rainbow,
and we need it fast.

- Yes, sir.
- Oh, and, Maya,

that, uh, scene today
outside the barn--

Just make sure that kind
of thing doesn't happen
in front of the president.

I will, sir. I mean, I won't.
It-It won't, sir.

Good.

Okay, check it out.

( imitating Scooby-Doo )
"Herro," Shaggy.

Rooby-rooby-doo!

( chuckles, sighs )

- That's my Scooby-Doo.
- Gee, with that material,

I'm surprised you don't
have your own TV show.

Wait. Hang on.

( imitating Astro )
"Herro," Reorge. Ruh-oh.

Astro?
( chuckles )

From The Jetsons?

You have got
to get some new material.

- Tough crowd.
- Thank you.

( arguing )

( chattering )

- Maya, you want to join us?
- Sure.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mayo.
Did you want to sit here?

It's Maya.

So, Maya, tell us
a little bit about yourself.

Oh, uh, well, I'm a senior
at Hamilton High
in San Francisco.

Really? And where
are you going
to school next year?

Um, well, I'm still
assessing my options.

But I'm considering S.F.U.'s
vet school.

But why can't I go?
We've been over this before.

You can't go
because I think
it's inappropriate...

for the First Daughter
to be at a party
unsupervised.

This is so unfair!
Mom would let me go.

Well, your mother happens
to be making a four-nation tour,
and I'm in charge around here.

- What about you guys?
Where do you go?
- We both go to Yale.

I'm a poli-sci major,
and Selma's studying
International Relations.

With a minor in foreign
languages: French, German,
Russian and Cantonese.

I intend to make
an impact on global politics
by the time I'm 30.

What about you?
What's your long-term goal?

Long term? Um, I guess just
to take care of animals.

Oh, you mean like
a doggie day care?
How sweet.

No, I mean, like
a veterinarian.
A doctor.

( scoffs )

But if you can't fix
the president's dog,

how are you gonna fix
other people's animals?

Oh. Could you pass
the mayo, Maya?

I'm sorry.
Can you repeat that?
I don't speak snob.

( laughs )

What?

I just don't understand you.

I mean, the state dinner
could be fun if--

Right. It's just so fun
to have the best years
of my life sucked away...

by stupid press events,
dull political speeches
and boring state dinners.

Thanks, Dad!

- Maya!
- Yes, sir.

The chief tells me
that you're making
headway with Daisy.

I want a full progress
report tomorrow, all right?

Yes, sir, sir.
I'm counting on you.

How can I give a progress
report when I haven't
made any progress?

I don't get why
she doesn't dig me.

You think I should grow a beard?

Lucky, I have to find
a different way to deal
with these animals.

Because Dad's way
just isn't working.
What usually works with you?

Well, a biscuit always
seems to do nicely.

Ha! Yeah, right,
like that's gonna work.

Hmm.

- You coming out today?
- I would, but I'm
shampooing my tail.

Suit yourself.

Hey, everybody,
look what I've got.
Treats!

Wallaby:
Ding, ding. Round two!

( animals shouting )

Wallaby:
Watch your head, you monkey!

Anteater:
Say hello to my little friend!
There you go!

( shouting continues )

Anteater:
Enjoy my spicy red ant special.

Chinchilla:
That's gonna be hard
to get out of your hair!

Maya:
Oh, forget it!

Come back soon, all right?

Maya. What happened?

I, um--

See--

I'm sorry, sir.
I'm no good at this.

- Maya.
- Please, just leave me alone.

I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

I'm never gonna get that
recommendation, so why keep
embarrassing myself?

But what about Daisy and me?
You know, she completes me.

Look. I've already let down
my family and the president
of the United States.

Forget it. I'm cutting
my losses. We're on the
next copter out of here.

- ( knocking )
- Cole, I said I just
wanna be left... alone.

Maya, am I... interrupting?

No, sir. I was just
packing up.

I'm sorry I disappointed you,
sir, but I should have never
come here in the first place.

Maya, let's take a walk.

You remind me a lot of myself
when I was your age.

- I do?
- Demanded a lot
of myself.

Expected way too much
too soon.

Meet my friends.

( laughs )

So did you know...

that Michael Jordan...

didn't make his high school
varsity basketball team?

Michael Jordan? The best
basketball player ever?
No way.

Way.

Did you know that
Einstein failed his first
college entrance exam?

- Wait. "E" equals "MC" squared
Einstein? Really?
- Yep.

Did you know in high school
I ran for class president?

I lost.
I came in fourth.

Well, that's not too bad.

- Out of four?
- Okay, that's bad.

The only thing that saved me
at that time...

was I had a motto
I kept on my desk
by Hank Aaron,

a famous ballplayer
before your time.

Two words:
"Keep swinging."

He used to say that no matter
how bad his slump was,

no matter how badly he felt,

he just had
to keep swinging.

- But, sir, I'm just
afraid I can't--
- Maya.

"We have nothing to fear
but fear itself."

That was Franklin Roosevelt.

You come with me.
There's somebody
I want you to meet.

Come on, Maya.

So this is Lenore.

She's a red ruffed lemur.

Give her some gooseberries.
She likes 'em.

She was captured by poachers
as a baby, delivered to
a Malaysian circus.

Somehow she made her way
to an Indonesian zoo
and then here.

She's an endangered species.

And we had hopes of returning
her to her homeland,

but unless I can get the prince
to sign this agreement,

the rain forest
will be destroyed.

- And the other lemurs
like Lenore?
- Absolutely.

Did you know that,
on average, 74 species
a day become extinct?

I had no idea.
Most people don't.

All of us have so much
more to learn.

Maya, failure is a part of life,
even for successful people.

The trick is...
what are you gonna do
about the failure?

Are you gonna quit,
or are you gonna
keep on swinging?

Lucky, drop that bone,
unpack those bags.

I just got a pep talk
from the president
of the United States.

And we are staying.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

( moans )

Whoa. Getting dizzy.
Oh, getting dizzy.

( moans )

Why do dogs have to do this
when they're happy?

♪ And if you think ♪

♪ That you could do better ♪

♪ She's got some pretty wise
sage advice ♪

♪ For you if you let her ♪

♪ And she'll let you know ♪

♪ We never go
in the heat of competition ♪

♪ Tell me everything
you know ♪

♪ About the human condition
and wait ♪

♪ Till the meter maids
are doing their job ♪

♪ And they're calling
the cops ♪

♪ 'Cause they're afraid too ♪

♪ 'Cause it's making a lot ♪

( vocalizing )

Lucky:
What are you doing?

Did you know that Cavalier
King Charles spaniels

were originally bred
for British royalty?

Here you go, Daisy.

Okay.

So, what do you think?
What do you think?

Stee-rike one.

It's important
that you keep me posted
on exactly when and where...

the prince and his--
When the prince comes--

Hold on a second.

Maya, what are you doing?

Did you know that
King Charles spaniels
are the happiest...

when they're sitting
in someone's lap?

I think it's working.

( chuckles )

- ( sneezes )
- ( gasps )

I'll have to call you back.

Stee-rike two.

Do you know that your breed
is extremely social and loves
to play and fetch?

- Two words: "Give up."
- Two words: "No way."

One word: "Later"!

( sighs )

Just keep swinging.

Stee-rike three!
You're out.

Remember back in ninth grade
when I had that cafeteria feud
with Wendy Boudreau?

Who could forget her?
Her face looked like
the business end of a bulldog.

And how did I handle
that situation?
I made friends with her friends.

Interesting. I would have
just pooped in her shoes.

Lucky, I think
it's time for another
group therapy session.

Come on.

Hey, are you gonna
join us today?

Ah, uh, yeah, I, um--

Remember what F.D.R. said:

"We have nothing to fear
but fear itself."

You're right. You're right.

You're absolutely right.
I'm coming out.

Here I come.

Doh! Ah!

I just can't do it.

Okay. Whenever you're ready.

All right, Maya.
Let's go make some friends.

Hello, everyone.

- How are y'all doing today?
- Rats!

I think last time we started
off on the wrong foot.

Let's start off fresh,
shall we?

You have foiled my poop bomb.
I am most impressed.

Horacio, I know
you miss your girlfriends
back in Venezuela.

Yes. This is true.

You're feeling lonely because
you're the only Amazon parrot

within a hundred-mile radius.

Yes. This, too, is true.

You're feeling the pressure
of having to be exotic
and colorful 24-7.

You have seen into my soul.

Wait a second.
What's goin' on here?

( groans )

Bruce, you're numbing out,
partying all the time...

because you feel like,
otherwise, everybody's gonna
think you're boring.

- Isn't that right?
- Crikey, you don't know
what it's like...

to be a party animal.

( sobs )

And, Rosie, you like gossiping
all the time...

because then you feel like
you're the center of attention.

But you feel some deep shame
when it's all over, don't you?

- I just wanna be liked.
- I like you, mate.

Yeah. We all think that you're
an amazing chinchilla, don't we?

- Don't we?
- I like you, Rosie.

- Me too.
- Me three.

Hey, don't fall for this.
She's trying to trick you.

And, Aldo, my monkey friend,

I know you miss
your carefree days of being in
the alfresco markets of Italy.

You're sad because
you miss your family
back in Naples.

You miss your papa's red wine
and your sweet grandmama's
cannoli.

Ah, sweet grandmama.

( in French accent )
I am not Aldo or Italian.

I do not even have a grandmama.
I-It's me, Maya, your Monkey!

Oh, I know, Monkey.
And I'm so sorry.

- And I'll never
leave you again, okay?
- ( Monkey sobbing )

- ( continues sobbing )
- ( joins sobbing )

- Off you go.
- That is so beautiful.
( sobs )

- Anteater? Come on. Blow.
- ( blows nose loudly )

- ( gulps )
- ( sobbing )

- Come on, you guys.
Get it together.
- ( sobbing )

Repeat after me:
"This is very, very good."

This is very, very... good.

- See? Now how does that feel?
- It feels very, very... good!

You seem all right, girlie.
Why would you want to send
Daisy to the pound?

What? The pound?
Where would you get
a crazy idea like that?

I'll give you one guess.

Aha!

- I'm outta here.
- Chinchilla:
Ay, Daisy, please.

- Don't go.
- Anteater:
Daisy, come back.

Oh, and I was just starting
to feel good.

What am I gonna do?
The prince is gonna
be here in two days.

I just don't understand
why Daisy's behaving this way.

There must be something
I'm missing, but what?

- ( cell phone ringing )
- Courtney:
Hello?

- Hey, did you hear that?
- What is it, Lucky?

Yeah. Yeah, I can totally come.

Clearwater Campground.
Okay. I'll be there.

I can't see. What's she doing?
What's she doing?

Something she shouldn't
be doing.

Cole:
Just a second.

Hey, Maya.
Hey, can you do me
a huge favor?

Can you drive me somewhere?
No questions asked.
I would, but I don't have a car.

Gotta be some wheels
around here somewhere.

- You know, we can probably
find something.
- Okay.

Man, can you make this thing
go any faster?

I'm already pedal
to the metal.

Maya:
This Clearwater Campground
has to be around here somewhere.

Stay here.
I'll be right back.

( music playing distantly )

( chattering, laughing )

( music playing loudly )

( laughing )

( crowd chattering, laughing )

Great.
So now you're following me?

It's bad enough I've got
Secret Service on my back.
Now I've got the Dog Chatterer?

Your dad would freak out
if he found out
you were here...

without Secret Service
protection.

I can take care of myself.

- Yeah. Right.
- Wait a minute. Now I know
where I know you from.

- You're the president's
freaking daughter.
- What? No. No, I'm-- I'm--

Dude, dude!
It's the First freaking
Daughter, man.

- Who's got a camera?
- No!

- Come on.
Come on. One picture.
- No. No pictures.

She said, no pictures.

Oh, and what are you
gonna do, huh?
Call Secret Service?

- Ow!
- No, but I will.

- ( whimpering )
- I think it's time
to leave.

- He got served.
- Oh!

Woman:
Cute. How did you do that?

Fifteen years
of tae kwon do classes
just paid off.

( music playing distantly )

I'll be right back.
You girls stay right here, okay?

So, I suppose you think
I'm a spoiled, ungrateful,
irresponsible brat.

The thought
crossed my mind.

You have no idea what it's like
to be the daughter...

of a national hero--
All the expectations
that are heaped on you--

And you feel like you'll
never be able to measure up
to your father's greatness--

Like you have to be
perfect all the time,
so what's the point?

Yes, exactly. How did--

Your father.
That's right.

Dr. Dolittle,
beloved veterinarian.

National hero.
Mm-hmm.

This past year I lost sight
of my priorities.

I let my grades drop, blew off
my responsibilities...

- and completely screwed up
my college application.
- ( both chuckle )

But I think the truth is,
I was afraid--

Afraid I wouldn't
be able to live up
to my father's reputation.

And coming here helped me
remember what's important
to me in my life,

and that's the animals--
Even though I had to mess up
big-time to figure that out.

( both laugh )

It's just,

he always expects me
to be perfect.

Now do you really
believe that?

Or is that just
what you tell yourself
so you can stay mad at him?

Your father is not perfect.

He makes mistakes
just like everybody else.

- Did you know that he ran
for class president and lost?
- No way.

- Way.
- ( both chuckle )

So just give him a chance,

and you'll realize
that he just wants
what's best for you.

( scooter approaching )

Not a word
from either one of you.

No, pink's totally
your color.

Come on.
Hop up here.

( girls laughing )

Maya:
Hey! Who's hungry?

♪ You can't see it coming ♪

♪ Until it's too late ♪

♪ You're struck down
by the hand of fate ♪

Cole:
Hot fudge is coming in here.

♪ With or without ♪

♪ And when you do
it's always too late ♪

- Looks so good.
- ( Cole laughs )

♪ Ooh, it's all sunshine ♪

♪ Or it's all rain ♪

Cole:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- ♪ Ooh, it's all sunshine ♪
- Enough sprinkles!

Let's eat.

Gotta get some whipped cream.

- ( bottle squirts )
- Whoop!

- ( both laugh )
- Oh, you think
that's funny, huh?

That's funny? Uh, okay.

Here.

Whoa!

Courtney, where have you been?
We have been looking
everywhere for you.

Well, I, uh--

Uh, s-sir, it was...
all my fault.

I snuck out,
and Courtney followed me
and Cole followed her.

Maya, this is not
fun and games here.

The prince's visit
is in two days' time,

and as far as I can see,
Daisy is no farther along
than she was a week ago.

- I'm sorry, sir.
It won't happen again.
- Make sure that it doesn't.

- Cole, we'll talk about this
in the morning.
- Yes, sir.

And your father wants
to see you immediately.

( mouthing )

That was pretty cool of you
back there, taking the hit
for Courtney.

That was pretty cool of you back
at that party. I don't know what
we would have done without you.

- Yeah, well, I'm glad
I could help out.
- ( chuckles )

I've never seen Courtney
laugh like that.

Yeah, I have a feeling
things are gonna start
changing for the better.

It's just the pressure
of being the First Daughter.
Who could blame her?

Yeah. Now if only Daisy
was that simple
to figure out.

Wait a minute.
Maybe Daisy is that simple.

I can't believe it.
It's been right under my nose
the entire time.

Oh, you are a genius!

I... didn't...
say anything.

Daisy!

Daisy!

Where could she have gone?

Daisy!

Daisy!

Come on, girl.
Dais--

Rosie, I have been looking
for Daisy all over the place.
Have you heard anything?

I might have heard a few things,
but I can't say.

- What? Why not?
- I gave up gossiping.
I am a changed chinchilla.

Rosie, that's not gossiping.
That's helping out a friend.

Hmm.

Here. I think we should conclude
with this paragraph right here.

You guys, Daisy's gone.
She ran away.

What? Well, let's go find her.

Cole, we have a presentation
due in two hours
for the chief of staff.

It's just a dog.

Just a dog? You know what?
If that's really what you think,
then I feel sorry for you.

And I hate to break it to you,
but some things are more
important than your career.

Come on, Maya.

Maya:
There's Courtney!
Courtney! Courtney!

I've been looking for Daisy
everywhere and none of the other
animals have seen her either.

I think she ran away.

- What?
- I can't find her anywhere.

- Don't worry.
We'll help you find her.
- Let's go this way.

Okay. Bruce,
you head out north.

Horacio, Monkey,
you guys go south.

Chinchilla,
keep your ear to the ground.
Lucky, you're with us.

Leave no stone unturned.
We've got to find this dog.

Yes. We go south!
I have no idea
which way is south.

Follow me.
One thing this bird's got
is G.P.S.

- You got it, baby.
- Game on!

Okay. Let's go.

Hey. Mind if I tag along?

I figured you could use
all the help you could get.

- Thanks.
- ( chuckles )

Come on.

Daisy!

All:
Daisy!

- Daisy!
- Here, girl!

- ( whistles )
- Maya:
Daisy, come on!

All:
Daisy!

Daisy!

We've been looking for hours.
It's no use.

There's a thousand acres here.
She could be anywhere.

Daisy!

Daisy!

Daisy!

- ( insects buzzing )
- ( both groan )

Daisy!

Anything, Lucky?

Mm-mm.

Reporting in
from units two and three.

No sign of the pooch.

( sighs )

Courtney, is there anywhere
she would have gone?

A special place,
something like that?
Think hard.

I don't know.
I don't know.

Wait.
I have an idea.

We used to play here
all the time
when I was a kid.

- There she is!
- Wait.

Can I have
a minute alone
with her?

Come on. Trust me.

Okay. We'll meet you
back at the ranch.

- Hey, girl.
- Go away.

( sighs )

Daisy, I know
it's a lot of pressure
being the First Dog.

You can rebel all you want,
but you can't run away from
who you are. None of us can.

I just want things to be
the way they used to be.

When he was governor,
we were a family.

We would spend time together,
play fetch, go jogging,
but now everything's changed.

It's always the cameras,
meetings, events, and I'm
just a political prop.

You are so much more
than that, Daisy.

You are an inspiration
to the people of this country.

And there's not many animals
or people who can even say that.

I don't want to be
an inspiration.

I just want to be...a dog.

- Daisy, come here.
Come here.
- ( sighing )

Come here, girl.

You are a dog.
An amazing dog.

And you have a family
that loves you very much.

But the thing is, every family
has its own set of problems,
its frustrations,

and we're always wishing
that things were different.

But what if,
instead of running away
from who we are,

we just started
embracing it.

You're right, Maya.
You're right.

You sure they're gonna be
all right out there?

I think we have
to trust her, Dad.

Hey, hey,
look, everyone!

Oh, Daisy!

Courtney:
Come on! Come on, girl.

- Daisy! Come on.
- Oh, good girl.

Yeah.

Don't you ever
run away like that again.

You scared
the daylights out of us.

I think Daisy
is finally ready to talk,

if you guys are ready to listen.

Come on, girl. I've got
your favorite treats inside.

- Courtney and I also had
a talk this morning.
- Oh?

She told me everything:
about the party,
about how you covered for her.

Gave us an opportunity
for our first really good talk
in a long time...

thanks to you, Maya.

I'm glad I could help.

Excellent work, Maya.

All right, everybody,
we have a state dinner
to prepare for.

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ I'll buy an old car ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Someday ♪

- ♪ I'll get that car ♪
- ♪ Hoo-ooh, hoo-ooh ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ Mm-hmm and then someday ♪

♪ Imagine all the things
I could do ♪

- ♪ Whoo ♪
- ♪ Someday ♪

♪ Hoo-ooh, hoo-ooh ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ I'll learn how to drive ♪

♪ Yes, I will now
and then someday ♪

- ( laughing )
- ♪ Imagine all the things
I could do ♪

Your Highness,
thank you for coming.

It's my great pleasure
to welcome you
to Sterling Ranch.

Mr. President,
it is indeed my pleasure.

I look forward to a fruitful
and productive visit.

You must be tired
from your travels. My staff
will show you to your quarters,

and I look forward to seeing you
this evening at the dinner.

Thank you,
Mr. President.

We've got our work
cut out for us.

( music playing distantly )

Man:
Ladies and gentlemen,
please rise.

( clears throat )

Man:
Ladies and gentlemen,
His Royal Highness,

Prince Tharoor
of Kalampore.

- Your Highness, welcome.
- Mr. President.

May I present my daughter,
Courtney.

My daughter,
Amina.

I'm so nervous.

It'll be fine.
You've done everything you can.
It's gonna go great.

Anteater:
Hi, Maya! Hey, it's us.
Ay, beautiful fiesta.

I wanna go. I wanna go.
I wanna go!

Put a cork in it, Bonzo.
It's a people party.

Alas, my life story.

And now, the First Dog,
Daisy.

Man:
Where is she? Where is she?

- Woman: Oh! There she is.
- Man: There she is.

We are pleased
to meet you, Daisy.

( vocalizing )

The Kalampore national anthem.

Woman:
She's so cute.

( playing anthem )

( cell phone ringing )

Hold on.

Yes?

Everything's under control.

I have something that'll make
those bad oysters I gave him
in Kalampore seem like high tea.

After tonight,
there's no way the prince
will sign that agreement.

( gasps )

The only document
linking me to this deal...

is locked in a safe
in my office.

I assure you, Mr. Dunsmore,
that rain forest is history,

and you and I
are going to be very rich.

Oh, no.
Oh, no, the chief is a rat!

I gotta do something.
I gotta tell somebody.

Oh, if only I could leave
this house, but I can't!

All right. Okay, if I leave
this house, what's the worst
thing that's gonna happen?

Okay, people will think
that spring is early.

But I'm not the only groundhog.
It's not all on my shoulders.

And the rain forest.
The rain forest is at sta--

But there are
other rain forests.

I can't stand-- I've gotta go!
I'm goin'! Stand back!

( straining )

did it! I'm going! I'm going!
We have nothing to fear
but fear itself.

This is a wonderful night,
Mr. President.

Your family is lovely.
This place, the animals--
so inspiring.

Well, I hope we managed
to convey to you
how sorry we were--

Back home we say,
"However long the night,
the day will break."

- Ah.
- That is in the past.
We must work to the future.

Groundhog:
Psst. Maya. Maya!

Under the table.

Hey, you left your house.
Congratulations.
What are you doing here?

We got a big problem.

( sighs )

This is terrible.
Are you sure about this?

You think that
I would've left my house
if I wasn't sure?

Okay. Well, round up
all the animals.
I think I have a plan.

Oh, by the way,
can you whistle?

( blowing )

Nope.

Groundhogs talk to each other
by whistling.

You're not a groundhog.
You're a prairie dog.

Prairie do-- Oh, no.
Now I'm having
an identity crisis.

( playing classical )

So tell me again your
thoughts on my rain forest.

How might we come together
on this issue?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked me.

Everybody understand the plan?

Groundhog:
Are you sure about this, Maya?

If this goes wrong,
you could get
in serious trouble.

That's just a chance
I'm gonna have to take.

Okay. You guys
get the evidence
from the safe.

I'll make sure
the president
doesn't eat.

Good luck.

Groundhog:
Hey, shouldn't we
synchronize our watches?

- Hey, where have you been?
- Oh, um, I-I'll tell you later.

- ( grunts )
- Ay, dios mío!

Ha-ha!

( Monkey straining )
Got it!

Let's go! Shh!

Nothing here?

Nada.

Nope. Nothing in here.

- Nothing here.
- Zilch-a-roonie here.

- Hey, guys. I found it!
- Ha-ha!

( grunts )

Lucky:
Incoming!

Wallaby:
Someone's on me tail!

Chinchilla:
Watch it, buster. I am not
that kind of chinchilla.

Monkey:
Shh. Everyone be quiet.

- Wallaby:
Monkey, where's your tail?
- Monkey: Uh-oh!

Monkey:
Ooh, la, la.

Ooh, la, la.

Back to work, everyone!

Wallaby:
Go, Monkey, go!

Now, where was I?

- ( chattering )
- ( inaudible )

Ladies and gentlemen--

( clears throat )

First of all, I wish to say,

I appreciate all
that you have done,
Mr. President,

for the global environment
and for making this such
a wonderful night.

- Thank you.
- ( applause )

( applause continues )

And I want to announce
at this time,

I will sign the agreement.

Your Highness,
thank you.

President:
And I would like
to propose a toast.

To His Highness,
Prince Tharoor...

and to a long
and fruitful collaboration
between our two countries.

And to President Sterling...

for going so far to arrange
this wonderful night.

You are a most
generous host.
I thank you.

Woman 1:
To the president.

And now, dinner is served.

A little more to the left.

A little more.
Poquito más.

Keep going. Keep going.
Stop!

You're loving me
for the ears right now,
aren't you?

Stop!

Uh, hi, Your Highness.

I'm sorry. Your Highness,
this is Maya Dolittle.

Ah! Yes, yes, yes.

Your father's reputation
is truly world renowned. Mmm.

Thank you.

Oh, I-I'd--

( muttering, humming )

Was there something
you wanted to say, Maya?

No. I mean, yes.

Um, I would like
to just tell a joke.

It's an American tradition:
joke before dinner.

-Maya...
- So.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns
don't work!

( laughs )

You get it? 'Cause the horns
go, "beep, beep."

- A little more.
- Uh-huh.

Stop!
Okay, back to the right.

The other right!

Okay.
So there were two fish
in a tank.

And one fish says
to the other fish,

"Do you know how
to drive this thing?"

'Cause they're in a tank.
You get it? 'Cause--

Yeah. I really--
I love that one.

- Maya?
- Hmm?

- Thank you.
- But I--

Maya, thank you.

Yes, sir.

Well, folks,
let's eat.

Mmm.

- You okay?
- I guess so.

Excuse me for one moment,
Mr. President.

I must confer with my adviser
about our agreement.

- To the left, and...
stop! That's it.
- ( strains )

Wallaby:
Go, Parrot, go!

- Gotcha.
- Monkey: Ha-ha!

Mission accomplished.

- Got it.
- Parrot:
Go, dog, go! Vaya con Dios.

( orchestra playing )

I feel weird.

( yapping )

Wait a second.
It wasn't the president's food.
It was Daisy's!

( gasps )

( barking )

( yells )

- Get this dog off of me! Now!
- Man: Your Highness!

( sputters )

You have insulted Prince Tharoor
for the last time.
The deal is off!

- Your Highness, please--
- I said, the deal is off!

We are leaving.

President:
Your Highness...

Wait! Stop!

Chief Dorion is responsible
for everything.

He spiked Daisy's food tonight,

and he was the one
who gave the president
bad oysters in Kalampore.

What? That's--
That's ridiculous.

This is just a sad and pathetic
attempt to cover up your own
incompetence, Miss Dolittle.

- Secret Service,
get her out of here.
- Harold, let's hear her out.

- Sir, really, I--
- Harold.

He doesn't want
you and the prince
to sign the agreement.

He's been trying
to sabotage
the entire thing.

- That's preposterous.
- It's the truth!

- The groundhog overheard you
on your cell phone tonight.
- The groundhog?

Well, he's a prairie dog
who thinks he's a groundhog.

So your alleged proof
of this outrageous story...

is the word of a prairie dog
who thinks he's a groundhog?

Secret Service, please.

Maya.

I'm sorry
I disappointed you,
Mr. President.

Lucky:
Woof! Woof! Beg your pardon.
Dog saving the day.

Coming through. Make way.
Great dress, lady.

- Coming through here.
- Come on.

Sorry about the saliva.

Hmm. Actually, it's the word
of a prairie dog...

and... these.

These documents show
that Chief Dorion
is a silent partner...

in Boyd and Dunsmore
Investment Group.

And he stands to make millions
if the rain forest is developed.

Where did you get
those documents?

Harold, I would get
a very expensive lawyer.

I never did
like that man.

The only thing I hate
more than animals
is teenagers!

Miss Dolittle,
I cannot thank you enough.

You have brought
the people of Kalampore
and United States together.

- You are truly a hero.
- Thank you.

I wanted to change the world
before I was 30.

She's changed it
before she's even 20.

You were so brave.

I barely got out with my life,
but it was worth it.

Who has got a pen?

We have an agreement to sign.

- ( all chattering)
- Monkey: Way to go, Maya!

Wallaby:
Maya, you did it!

We gotta kick
this party up a notch.
Leave it to the Monkey.

It's funky monkey time.

Monkey:
Everybody get down!

♪ Well ♪

♪ You know you make me
wanna shout ♪

♪ Kick my heels up and shout ♪

♪ Throw my hands up and shout ♪

♪ Throw my head back
and shout ♪

♪ Come on now ♪

♪ Don't forget
to say you will ♪

♪ Don't forget to say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Ow!
- Oh, yes. I'm bad!

- ♪ Say you will ♪
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ Say you will ♪

- ♪ Say it right now ♪
- ♪ Come on now ♪

♪ Say you will ♪

- ♪ Come on ♪
- Shout!

♪ Say that you love me ♪

♪ Say that you need me ♪

- ♪ Say that you want me ♪
- Do the monkey!

Shake it!

♪ Come on now
come on now ♪

- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ Shout ♪

- ♪ All right, shout ♪
- ♪ Come on now ♪

- ♪ Shout, shout ♪
- ♪ Come on now ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Shout ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Shout ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

Monkey:
Let your fur down!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Shout ♪

♪ Jump up and shout now ♪

♪ Jump up and shout now ♪

♪ Jump up and shout now ♪

♪ Jump up and shout now ♪

♪ Jump up and shout now ♪

♪ Everybody shout now ♪

♪ Everybody shout now ♪

♪ Everybody shout, shout ♪

♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout ♪

♪ Shout, shout, shout ♪

♪ Shout, shout, shout, shout ♪

♪ Shout... ♪

- Man: Get the door.
- Woman: Okay.

Well, I'll be.

Huh.

"The president
of the United States"--

Lucky narrating:
It may look like
just another perfect day...

in sunny San Francisco,
but it's not.

It's more than that.

( barking )

After receiving a glowing
recommendation...

- Let's see.
- ...from the president
of the United States--

( squeals )

Mom! Mom, I got in!

Maya Dolittle was accepted
at San Francisco University.

And a rain forest was saved.
I mean, how cool is that?

I mean, how cool is--
Hey, wait a second.
She got in?

She's going away to college?
What's gonna happen to me?

Maya!
Uh, Maya? Wait! We-We--
We have to talk about this.

( animals chittering )

( music playing )

♪ If you're sad
and feeling low ♪

♪ I've got the perfect
place to go ♪

♪ A bar on Madison Avenue ♪

♪ That's got more animals
than the zoo ♪

♪ It's the place
that really is down ♪

♪ The best party
in Memphis town ♪

♪ The Monkey
is the place to be ♪

♪ Monkey tail
for you and me ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪
- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪

♪ Let's get funky
down at the Monkey tonight ♪

Man:
Get down!

♪ Down at the Monkey
feeling fine ♪

♪ Drinking myself
some monkey wine ♪

♪ I saw Butch
and Harry there ♪

♪ And a girl not wearing
no underwear ♪

♪ My baby
she loves me ♪

♪ She showed me something
at the Blue Monkey ♪

♪ When I saw it
it looked real weird ♪

♪ I never seen a monkey
with that kind of beard ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪
- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪

♪ Oh, let's get funky
down at the Monkey tonight ♪

♪ Oh, Jack and Jill
came down the hill ♪

♪ The went to the Monkey
with Betty and Bill ♪

♪ Jill was a-lookin'
at some guy ♪

♪ So Jack ate a piece
of Betty's pie ♪

♪ Muskrat Susie
Muskrat Sam ♪

♪ Came to bring
this crazy jam ♪

♪ The joint was jumping
They started to dance ♪

♪ But Sam was wearing
Susie's pants ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪
- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪

♪ Let's get funky
down at the Monkey tonight ♪

Man:
Oh, look out.

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

- ♪ Oh, down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪
- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

♪ Down at the Monkey
really get funky tonight ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ Oh, down at the Monkey ♪
- ♪ Down at the Monkey ♪

- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪
- ♪ The Blue Monkey ♪

♪ Let's get funky
down at the Monkey tonight ♪

( cheering )

( music playing )

♪ I got ants in my pants ♪

♪ I got butterflies ♪

♪ I'm crying crocodile tears ♪

♪ From my puppy dog eyes ♪

♪ I've been monkeying around
I'm a dog for you ♪

♪ I'm animal crackers
I'm the human zoo ♪

♪ I can sing like a bird
I'm a cowboy song ♪

♪ I'm a little hoarse
'cause I sung too long ♪

♪ Had a whale of a time
I'm a busy bee ♪

♪ I'm the black sheep
of the family ♪

♪ Living high on the hog ♪

♪ Just lying around ♪

♪ Happy as a clown ♪

♪ In this one-horse town ♪

♪ Got my head in the sand
but I never forget ♪

♪ A can of worms
I'm the teacher's pet ♪