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( man narrating )
I love this place.
I really do.

It's a great place to hang
your hat, or lift your leg.
It's so me.

The Bay breeze,
the Golden Gate,

Fisherman's Wharf,
the females.

- ( barking )
- Yeah.

Don't even get this dog
started on the females.

Just something about the way
a girl sips her latte

that gets me a little
hot under the collar.

But enough about me.
Let's talk about
why we're here...

the Dolittles.

Maya Dolittle, that is.
Not the doctor.

The daughter.

See, she's adjusting.

She's going through
that weird period

that every
one-in-a-trillion girls
go through.

It's not every day
a young woman wakes up
and realizes...

- she can talk to animals
and we can talk to her.
- ( screams )

- ( horn honking )
- ( tires squealing )

I thought you said you
actually had your license?

Just chill out.
I have everything
under control now.

Whatever. Just don't kill me
before the party tomorrow night.

I burned the dopiest CD
for everyone to freak to.

- Oh, my God. I just had
the best idea.
- What?

You should have a birthday party
at the end of summer.

We'll make sure
it's off the chain.

Then next year, you'll be
part of the "A" list with me.

Okay, I don't know
how to tell you this,

but you've been
more of a "B" lately.

Which would make me
a "C" at best.

Oh, I am so hating my
social status right now.

What do you expect,
running around talking
to animals all the time?

I told you a million times.
I don't talk to them.
They keep talking to me.

- Maya, watch out!
- Oh, no!

- ( tires squealing )
- ( cars honking )

Man 1:
What are you doing?

What did you do that for, lady?
I was gonna pee on that!

Man 2:
She almost hit a dog!

How bad?

Oh, no.

- You drive like
a freaking animal.
- Are you nuts?

You can get
people killed like that!

Don't tell it to me,
tell it to the pig.

( clears throat )

( chuckles nervously )

( school bell ringing )

( gasps )
So I talked to Heather,
who text-messaged Mandy,

who I.M.'ed Christy,
who two-wayed with Tammy,
and the bottom line is...

- we're both invited
to the party tonight!
- Oh, my God! You're the best!

So then I invited them
to your party
at the end of summer.

You did what?

I didn't want to be rude.

Rude?

Rude is inviting
somebody to a party that
doesn't even exist yet.

Look, do you want
to be in or not?

So, Maya, I hear you're having
a birthday party this summer.

Yes, and it would be so cool
if all of you guys came.

- I mean...
- I assume you're having it
somewhere worthwhile?

- Well, I don't
really know yet, but...
- It's on a boat.

- Like a rowboat?
- Actually, it's on...

a huge,
P. Diddy-like boat.

How MTV of you.
We'll think about it.

A birthday party.
That is so freshman year.

They're so coming.
I can feel it.

All right, are you ready?
We gotta go.

We gotta help set up
for Senior Day.

Twenty minutes, people.

Hey, dude, you rolling
to the jump off tonight?

- You know it's gonna
be off the hook.
- Hi, Carl.

- He nodded at me.
Did you see that?
- Keep it up,

and he might
actually talk to you.

Oh, nice shot,
you friggin' moron.

Give the bird a break, dude.

What's with you
and that dumb thing anyway?

I just feel bad for him,

being locked up
in a cage all the time.

Then let him out
if you feel so bad for him.

How? The only person
that has the combination
is Principal Thomas.

- Aw, geez, it's 8-15-27.
- Hey, guys.

Maybe you should try
8-15-27.

Great. The freak
that talks to animals.

Wait, let me guess.
The hawk told you the combo?

So? What if he did?
You don't have to be
a jerk about it.

Go ahead then, Carl.
Let the bird out.
I dare you.

( combination lock clicking )

Carl:
All right,
shake a tail feather.

Oh, thanks a lot, pal.
I'll be right back.

Hawk:
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Hawk has left the building.

- Sweet.
- Hey, I owe you one.

Oh, no!

Principal:
Well, if it isn't
Maya Dolittle.

Anybody who is anybody
is gonna be there.

I even heard Carl call it
the party of the year.

Parties? Ooh, la, la.
I love parties.

I'm sure you do.

- Now...
- Oh, it's that
kind of party.

- Tell me where it hurts.
- Okay, I'm ready.

- So, is the party
in the neighborhoo-oo-od?
- ( rubber glove squeaking )

♪ You cannot run
you cannot hide ♪

Cool.
Now I can see in color.

♪ They don't give up
and I don't give in ♪

♪ Boys are made for pleasure
girls are made for sin ♪

♪ Excuses all around ♪

♪ They try to get you down ♪

♪ Saying come on, baby
show it ♪

♪ Come on, baby, show it
come in and meet the boys
get down and see the toys ♪

♪ But I don't want to feel like
I don't want to feel like ♪

♪ Any other girl
any other girl ♪

Oh, yes, definitely.
What do you think, Lucky?

I was thinking something,
you know, furrier.

I'm serious.
This party is
as big as it gets.

Lucky:
You look great, kid.

( turns off stereo )

We were listening to that.

I just got off the phone
with your principal,

and I saw what you did
to my car.

Smells like trouble.

Sounds like you had
an interesting afternoon.

Yeah, but it wasn't
my fault.

I was trying to impress Carl,
and there was this bird,
and, you know...

I was 17 once too, Maya.
I know what you're
going through.

Oh, really?
So animals chattered
at you 24-7?

No, but I do know
what it's like
to want to fit in.

Oh, good. Then you know exactly
why I have to finish getting
ready for the party.

I'm sorry, sweetie,
but I think you have
earned yourself a night in.

But I thought you understood.
I've been working on this look
for hours.

- Any longer,
I would've peed on the bed.
- It's just one night.

But why does it
have to be tonight?
"Oh, where's Maya?"

"Oh, she's at home, grounded."
I might as well tell everybody
you put me in a time-out.

I'm sure there'll be
other parties.

Lucky, I need a favor.

Give me a bone
and a belly rub,
and I'm your man.

( hip-hop music on stereo )

Look, we were lucky
to even get invited, right?

So I think the best approach
in a case like this is just,
you know, keep a low profile.

Definitely.
Low pro all the way.

Let's get
this party started, people!

- Shh! Shh!
- Sorry.

I guess I got
a little carried away.

A little?
We'll be lucky if anybody
even talks to us after that.

Speak for yourself,
girlfriend.

I just wanted to say
thanks for taking the rap
for me earlier.

Well, please, it was...

totally my pleasure.

Cool. So you want to dance?

- Mm-hmm.
- Come on.

Charisse is fine,

but I'm getting really
worried about Maya, John.

I know that you
had trouble at first,
but you were a grown man.

Maya's a 17-year-old girl
trying to figure life out.

You know what?
I think I might
have an idea.

I'm gonna go
talk to her about it
right now.

Maya! Maya, come down!

Hey, Maya, if you won't sing,
you at least got to
get us dancing.

- Viv! Low pro, remember?
- Oh, forget that!

You're the best dancer here.
Step up, girl!

Carl:
Come on, Maya. Let's go.

( door shuts )

( chuckling )
What a doofus,
and it's her wig.

( hip-hop music playing )

Hey, girl!

Boy:
Hey, is that Carl
with Maya Dolittle?

Viv:
Sure is.

Carl, what are you
doing with her?

- Girl, I'm groovin'.
- Ew.

Girl:
He must be out of his mind.

Viv:
Hey, Justin, turn around.
Check her out. Whoo!

That dance is sick!

Justin:
These moves are tight.

Girl:
She's pretty good.

Viv:
I told you, girl.

Dr. Maya! My butt is ready
to rock 'n' roll. Let's get
this party started, people.

( giggling )

- Bombs away!
- What the...?

Fire in the hole!

- Look out below!
- Is it hailing?

- Ooh, I'm so bad.
- Oh, no, what is he
doing here?

I'm popping, I'm locking,
I'm popping, I'm locking.

Viv:
Maya, what are you doing?

Go away. Get out of here. Shoo!

What kind of move is that?

Monkey:
It's time to get my freak on.

You're always doing this to me.

You'll ruin everything.
Leave me alone.

( record needle scratches )

- What?
- ( hip-hop music playing )

We were just following you.

Monkey:
Here I come. Monkey on the move!

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Time to meet some ladies.

This way to the bar, girls.
It's ladies' night!

Ew! Is that what
I think it is?

- Check it out.
It's imported from France.
- You spiked the punch?

Don't worry,
it's good stuff.
( hiccups )

Wait.
Is Maya talking to it?

- Oh, no.
- Who brought her anyway?

Um, has anyone seen my CD?

Au revoir,
party poopers.

( scoffs )
Come on, Carl.

Let's dance.

Look, just leave now,
and I won't tell...

Oh, no.
Where'd you go?

( monkey singing
in distance, indistinct )

The monkey gave it to you.
You really expect me
to believe that?

Yeah.
The monkey from dad's clinic
followed me to the party and...

Oh, the party that
you snuck out to attend?

- Uh-oh.
- Well, yeah,
but it wasn't my fault.

Then whose
fault is it?

This ought to be good.

I already told you.
It's the monkey's.

Oh, the monkey,
the hawk, the dog.

- The dog? I wasn't
even there. "The dog."
- God, do you ever shut up?

Don't hate the player, girl,
hate the game.

You see,
that's the problem.

I'm always talking
to animals, Mom.

I need them to stop.

No, you need to stop.

I think maybe you need
to start thinking

seriously about
who you really are

and what your future
has in store for you.

Okay, well, I guess I can
take a couple of weeks off
from the clinic.

You know, just to get
my head together,

and maybe go down to the beach,
and do a little
shopping with Viv.

The beach?
I could use a tan.

I'm talking about
a complete break,

a total change
of scenery.

There's this camp... a ranch,
actually... that I went to
when I was younger.

Wait. ( chuckles )
A ranch?

Yeah, that's
a good one, Mom,

but you and I both know I'm not
really a ranch kind of girl.

I think this could be
a really good thing for you.

Mom, you are not me.

Oh, God, Mom!
You're sending me away?

To a ranch, with animals?
What are you thinking?

- Maya, you love animals.
- Okay, mom, just listen
to me for one second.

I was almost "B" crowd once,
and then I started talking
to animals,

and I went
straight to a "C."

Right now,
I'd just be happy

being back to B-minus,
like the swim-team people.

Or the chess club even.

I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm trying to help you.

You're punishing me
for something I can't control.

I am not punishing you.

You have a gift and you need
to learn to accept it.

I'd rather return it.
I wanna talk to Daddy.

I already did.
He thinks it's
a great idea.

Well, you'd better
get some sleep, because
the bus leaves at noon.

What? I'm leaving tomorrow?

Durango is
a great place.

- You're gonna
thank me one day.
- No, I won't!

Mom, I just wanna
be normal.

I wish I wasn't a Dolittle.

Mom, I'm serious!

I'm not going!

A ranch?
What would I even wear?

Oh, my God, my hair.

I think I just went straight
from a "C" to an "F."

"F's" good. "F."
"F" is the new "B."

Mom, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.

Just give it
a chance, honey.
I promise, one day...

Yes, I know.
One day I'll thank you.

Just do your best to have
a good time and everything
is gonna work itself out.

Go on.

- I don't know
if I can do this, Lucky.
- Sure you can.

- Just do what I do.
- And what is that, drink out
of the toilet bowl?

No, I take it
one day at a time.

Yeah, thanks for the advice,
Dr. Phil.

Stay off my bed
while I'm gone.

Oh, you can count on me.
Not.

( chuckles )
Not.

- He got you that ring?
- Yeah. I think so too.

- What happened? You miss
the bus to the mall?
- ( girls giggle )

Yeah, but that was only
because I was too busy
trying to figure out

how much makeup we were
gonna need for your makeover.

- Whoa. Sorry about that, man.
- Girl: Oh, okay.

All right. It's gonna
be like that, huh?

You're the one messing with me.

Ladies, ladies.
Come on, now. Calm down.

Papa's here, all right?
We don't need to argue.
Where's the love?

Sorry, dude.
Didn't mean to do that.
It's a big bag.

Boy:
It's not the only thing.

Coming through. Excuse me.

- These are big bags.
- Yeah. Watch out.

- ( coughing ) Stop!
- ( spraying )

- Oh, come on!
- Anybody want some off?

Some "back off"
is more like it.

What? It's good
to be prepared.

Prepared for what, malaria?
Hey, come on.
I've got doughnuts here.

D-nut? D-nut?
Want a doughnut? D-nut?

All right, cool.

- How about you?
You want one?
- No.

Whoa. Whoopsie daisies.

Five-second rule's
still in effect.

This is gonna be
one long summer.

( sighs )

What's the matter?
You homesick already?

What is your problem?
You don't even know me.

Brook:
No, and I don't need
to know you either, okay?

I can spot your type a million
miles away. Trust me.

Hey, let's play
the quiet game, huh?

Hmm? Winner gets a date
with yours truly.

- ( chuckling )
- Shouldn't you be, like,
at fat camp or something?

Look, my bones are large.
All right?

Mm-hmm.
Whatever helps you
sleep at night.

Hyah!

Wow, this is gorgeous.

Driver:
Oh, that's Silver Spurs.

One of the other ranches.
Your ranch is over there.

- ( cow mooing )
- Maya: Oh, no.

Girl 1:
Yeah! Finally, we're here!

- Boy 2: Excuse moi.
- Girl 1: come on. Move.
I wanna get off the bus.

- Boy 3:
Something stinks.
- Boy 2: Sorry. Sorry.

Okay, clearly,
there's been a mistake.

I said "A-list"
not "Hay-list."

- ( line ringing )
- Hello?

Maya:
Mom, are you there?

- ( snoring )
- Mom? Mom?

Are you there?
Pick up.

Maya!

Come on. Pick up. It's me.

Maya, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Just hang on. Just keep yapping.

It's awful out here.
Call me whenever you
get this message.

I need you to come
pick me up.

Maya! Maya!
Where's the freaking button?

I really need
to learn how to read.

Okay, bye.

- I got to get out of here.
- Girl: What are you looking at?

- ( horse whinnies )
- Whoa! Ha! Easy! Ho! Whoa!

- Brook: Yo, princess, what you
looking at over there?
- Easy! Ha! Ha!

On second thought,
maybe this place
isn't so bad after all.

That's the only smart thing
you've said all day.

- Ho!
- ( whinnying )

Brook:
Mm-mm-mm!
Who are you?

- I'll be back to you later.
- ( horse snorts )

- Boy 2: Is that crap or...
- Boy 3: I think I just
stepped on something.

Howdy. Welcome to Durango.
I'm Bo.

Wow, Bo. That was amazing
what you did over there
with that horse.

Do you, do you, like,
work here or something?

( chuckles )
I guess you can say that.

My dad owns this place.

Both:
Cool.

So, the first thing we need
to do is get you guys unpacked,

- and we can
go ahead and...
- You have amazing eyes.

( all laughing )

Thank you.
That's, uh, mighty kind
of you to say that.

Oh, no.
Please tell me I didn't
just say that out loud.

Look, don't worry. I won't even
hold it against you. By the way,
I didn't catch your name.

Oh, I'm Brooklyn.
Brooklyn Webster.

Okay, Brooklyn Webster.
How you doing?

- I-I'm doing much better now.
( giggles )
- I'm Maya.

Maya Do...

Dolores.
Maya Dolores Hanes.

Maya Dolores Hanes.

Well, that's an interesting
name right there.

Well, not really.

Just your simple, plain Jane
kind of last name.

Nothing really
special about it.

I really like
those chaps on you.

Those look... fantastic.

And I love your hat.
It makes us look
like we're twins.

- ( Maya chuckles )
- It's like moths to a flame.

Bo:
Well, you know, it's very nice
to meet both of you ladies.

In fact, it's nice
to meet all of you guys.

So first thing we need to do
is get everybody unpacked,

and, uh, get you guys
all settled in, all right?

Together:
Okay.

Bo:
Come on, everybody.

I'm gonna show you all
to the bunkhouse,

- and then we can all get
started on some ranching chores.
- Maya: Swell.

Girl:
I want the bed
with the window. Whoo-wee!

Brooklyn:
Check out the blankets.

Cool! Yeah!

( water gurgling )

Oh, what a dump.

Oh! What, were you
expecting the four seasons
or something?

Okay, did I do
something specific
or are you always such a...

Oh, I'm sorry,
did I hurt your little
Miss Priss feelings?

No, seriously,
do you always
act like this?

Only when I see
something I want.

And right now,
I want Bo.

So you need
to back off, okay?
( clicks tongue )

Thank you.

Hey, Jud.
I got those animals
loaded up and ready to go.

Okay, Walt. Well, I sure
appreciate you taking that
livestock off my hands.

That's what
neighbors are for.

Despite always whipping
your butt at the rodeo,

the Silver Spurs
has always considered

- the Durango
an old friend.
- Mmm.

Now, if there's
anything else I can do,
you just let me know.

- I've always got my eyes open
for a good piece of land.
- Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Well, Walt, if you'll excuse me,
I got some new recruits up there
waiting on me.

- You take care, Jud.
- Yeah. You do
the same, Walter.

( chuckling )

- Goatsies, goatsies.
- ( bleating )

( whizzing )

- ( pigs grunting )
- Hmm.
( imitates pig )

- What are you looking at,
fat boy?
- ( chuckles ) Silly pigs.

Why, you want a piece of me,
pork chop?

- ( laughs )
- Do I look funny to you, huh?

What? I got a bug?

( sniffles )
I get it?

- Ew.
- Gone?

- Hungry?
- Pig: Where you going?
I ain't finished with you!

Hey, I'll see you
at the buffet table!

Hey, gang. I'm Jud Jones.
Welcome to Durango.

I imagine most of you all
already met my son Bo here.

( grunts )

Now, we're gonna be working
real hard here at Durango
for the next six weeks,

getting you all ready
to ride in the local rodeo.

And anyone that trains hard
enough can take a shot
at the individual competition,

and, who knows?

You might just get to win one of
those nice, big shiny trophies.

- Wouldn't it be easier
if we just watched it on TV?
- Shut up.

So you mean that
we're not gonna be
competing as a team?

No, son. I'm afraid
that the Durango Ranch
doesn't enter into

- the team portion
of the competition.
- How come?

Well, let's just say
it's hard to expect
a bunch of city folk

to compete against
experienced cowboys.

- But who's ready to
become a cowboy in training?
- Me!

- Jud: All right.
- And they call me weird.

Are you gonna teach us how to
bull ride? That's the coolest.

- Boy: Yeah.
- Come on, gang.

The best cowboy in the world
is no match for the right bull
on a bad day.

- But, uh, you don't expect us
to do that other stuff, right?
- Oh, no, not today.

Shucks, today,
you're gonna take yourself
a nice leisurely trail ride.

- All: Awesome!
- And tomorrow?

Tomorrow, little lady,

that's when
the real work begins.

- Can't wait.
- Jud: Okay, Red.

Let's see what
you got.

Tyler:
Okay, I can do this.
( grunts )

Man, Tyler,
you are a wuss.

Here, let me show you guys
how it's done, okay?

Watch this.

( horse snorts )

- ( clicks tongue )
- Boy 2: Let me show you
how it's done.

( spits )

Where's the bathroom
around here?

( kids laughing )

Watch this, guys.

Whoa, one at a time!
Why do I always get
the fat kid?

( all laughing )

Shouldn't have had
that third Snickers.

Don't worry, kid.
She'll move when
the time's right.

Well, looks like
you're up, Maya.

What's the matter, princess?
You scared you might
break a nail?

No. It's just that
I've never done something
like this before.

- I think I'll try it later.
- Never is more like it.

- Girl: Bawk, bawk, honey.
- ( girl imitating chicken )

- ( grunts )
- ( horse whinnies )

- ( kids laughing )
- And the princess goes down.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

You've got to get on
from this side.

And don't worry,
he's pretty old.
He doesn't move like he used to.

- Old? I got your old, buddy.
- ( grunts )

- Bo: No, no, no, wait!
Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh, no, no.

- Bo: No, no!
- Oh, my God!
( laughs )

- Jud: Move, Bo!
- Help! Somebody help me!

- Come on, son! Move!
- I thought I was off
to a bad start.

Hyah! Come on!

- Whatever your name is,
stop it. Stop it, slow down.
- Who's the old one now, huh?

Hang on, Maya! Hang on!

Bo:
Pull back on the reins!

- Somebody help me!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

You all right?

That's good.
Now let's see if we can
get you on this thing

the right way, okay?

- Whoa.
- Bo: All right.

There you go. See, there?
Natural born rider.

Any day, Dolores.

Maya:
Hey, Bo, thanks.

And maybe later you can
show me how to do
all this on my own.

"Maybe next time
you can show me
how to do it on my own."

You don't actually think
that crap's gonna work,
do you?

I'm sorry,
I believe the phrase is,

"Don't hate the player,
hate the game."

Game on.
( chuckles )
You got served.

( laughs )
Bye-bye.

- ( laughs )
- ( whinnies )

( ticking )

- ( cows mooing )
- ( goats bleating )

( animal sounds
convert to voices )

Female Animal:
Hey, babe, you need
to clean up before we go out.

Pig:
You think I'm dirty,
you should see my pen.

Male Animal:
Hey, Butch, you eat hay.
How do you stink like that?

- You're rotten inside!
- Light a match! Light a match!

- Male Animal 2: Shut up!
- Pig: I sleep on my own crap.
What do I care?

- Female Animal:
Have you seen Cogburn lately?

Pig:
Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one...

Male Animal 3:
Hey, Pig, what are you doing?

Pig:
I been having trouble sleeping,
so the sheep

told me I should
count people.

Male Animal 3:
All right, all right,
I got one. Check this out.

What do you call three cows
sitting in a Jacuzzi?

( Maya groaning )

- Stew!
- ( animals laughing )

Maya:
Do you animals ever stop?

( groaning )

What is your problem?

( voices go back
to animal sounds )

Oh. Um, was I talking
in my sleep again?

( horse neighing )

I-I tend to do that. Sorry.

- Pig: 27, 28, 29...
- You are such a weirdo.

Brookyln:
Shut up.

Pig:
Hey, what comes after 29?

Male Animal 3:
Twenty-ten, dummy!

Pig:
I knew that.

( crowing, coughs )

Oh, God, I don't even
know why I bother.

Hey, just wake up
if you want.
What do I care?

What a joke.
When is Jud going to realize
we girls have our needs?

Would it kill the man
to get a rooster with
a little chutzpah?

Cock-a-doodle-do,
sleeping ugly!
( snickers )

- ( cows mooing )
- ( pigs snorting )

Oh, no!

- Ugh!
- Bo: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

You okay?

I guess you weren't kidding
about bright and early, huh?

Dad likes to get
a head start on the sun,

so I'd say you got
about ten minutes
till we get going.

Okay.

All right.

So anyway,
I finally realized

hitchhiking is impossible
without a thumb.
( laughs )

So I hopped on the back
of a pickup truck,
and here I am.

Oh, no.
No, no, no way.
It can't be!

Y'all be good now,
you hear? Bye.

Hey, Maya!
Look who's gone country.

( laughing )

Hey, there, little fellow.
Aren't you the cutest
little thing?

Lucky:
What's with the baby talk, Maya?
I can hear you, remember?

Which is exactly why you
need to get out of here.
Now, go on. Scram.

But... but I heard your message.
I came here to rescue you.

Look, I'm serious.
You cannot stay here.

If the kids find out
I'm a Dolittle, I'm...

- But you are a Dolittle,
aren't you?
- Of course I'm a Dolittle.

Only right now,
I'm a Dolittle
who's fitting in.

If the animals find out
I can talk to them,
I'm doomed.

- Why? You love animals.
- Of course I love animals.

It's just that
if they talk to me,
I'm gonna talk back.

And if I talk back,
then the other kids are gonna
think I'm some kind of freak.

Look, you can stay here
if you want,

but just find something
to occupy your time.

Occupy my time.
Copy that.

- Okay.
- Hey, hey.

This doesn't have anything
to do with the big hunk of
cowboy behind you?

Oh, you mean
the really cute one?

He's... he's behind me?

( laughs nervously )
Hey.

Are you talking
to that stray dog?

They like it for you
to talk to them
like they're people,

because it makes them
feel important.

- Yeah.
- Lucky: So let me
get this straight.

I come all the way here
and now you're just gonna
ignore me?

But I wore a wig. Do you have
any idea how confusing that
can be to a dog's identity?

Go round them up.
Get them together.

All right. All right, Durangos!

Let's go, everybody!
Durangos!

- Let's go! On the double!
- Let's go.

- Brooklyn: On the double.
- Bo: round up! Round up!

Okay, yesterday,
y'all got your feet wet.

Today, you're
going swimming.

There's a pool? Sweet!

- It's a metaphor, you moron.
- Jud: Well, like I was saying,

it's time to find out
what you kids are made of.

- ( fly buzzing )
- So Bo and the boys have built
a couple of contraptions

to simulate what
an actual rodeo
might be like.

So remember,
have fun out there.

- Oh, I'm excited! Let's go!
- Jud: You got it, son.

- All right, guys, let's just
head on over this way.
- Cool.

Nice shorts, Clayton!
( laughing )

What? I'm a lover,
not a fighter.

( kids laughing )

Ah, let's go. Nice little
brisk little run here.
Come on, now.

Horse:
Left, left, left, right, left.

Left, left,
left, right, left.

Come on, Brooklyn. Yeah!

( laughing )

Pig:
Who's the one talking smack now,
huh, fat boy?

Tyler:
Crud! I'm made!

Ow!

Pig:
Come on! You don't really
think you can catch me, do you?

Whoa!

- Tyler: Poop out the egg!
- Pig: So close, yet so fat.

- Left, left,
left, right, left.
- ( horse farts )

Ooh! Left, left,
left, right, left.

- Oh, no.
- ( farts )

( squealing )

Whoo-ha!

Come on! Poop it out!
Poop out the egg!

Poop it out!
Come on! Poop it out!

Hey, that's a rooster.

I'd wash your hands.

- All right, let's grub!
- Finally something I'm good at.

Ugh.
( groans )

Psst, Maya.
Maya, over here.

It's important. Please?

- This better be good.
- Well, you see,
the thing is this...

I, uh, I...

Oh, no. I know that face.
What did you do?

I may or may not
have slipped up

and told one or two
of the animals who you were.

- What? Thanks for
selling me up the river.
- Hey, take it easy.

I just didn't know what else
to say when they kept asking me
what I was doing here.

It's fine.

Wait. You're sure it was
just one or two, right?

Yeah, pretty sure.

And, uh, then again
it could have been...
all of them.

- I think that's her.
- Oh, you are so dead
when we go home.

Hey, what happened to
the man's-best-friend
thing, huh?

Humans.

Morning, Miss Dolittle.

( cheerfully ) Hey!

Oh!

I don't want to ruffle
any feathers, Miss Dolittle,

but I've got a problem.

Oh, I knew this
was gonna happen.

Hey, Maya,
excuse me, girl.

There's something
I need to talk to you about.

Whatever it is, I'm sure you can
work it out on your own.

But if you don't mind,
I rather be left alone, okay?

Clayton:
Hello, hello. Okeydoke.
Can I have one?

Hey, slow down there, sexy.
Around here, that egg is
considered a collector's item.

- Look who it is...
- Hey, hey, ladies.
What's cracking?

...the little rooster
who couldn't.

Seriously. Like low egg
production is my fault?

Well, you're not helping
anything by mocking me,
you know?

Talk about a
cock-a-doodle-don't.
( laughs )

- ( all laughing )
- Ha, ha, ha.
That's very funny.

- Hey, watch it!
- You watch it, lady!

I had a really bad day so far,
all right?

But if you want to dance,
let's dance.

Hey! What is wrong with you?

"Be a rooster," they say.
"Show us what you're made of,"
they say.

They think it's easy being
the only rooster on a farm
full of hens?

Well, you know what? It's not.
I'm sorry. Look, I'm just
under a lot of pressure.

I just... I just wish there
was someone I could talk to.

Look, I'm sure
everything's
gonna be okay.

Hey, hey, y-you just
talked to me.

Wait, you mean,
none of the other
animals told you?

Well, I've been in
kind of a funk lately.

I haven't been
in the coop
in days, so...

Okay, well, just give it
a little bit of time.

I'm sure everything
will work out.

- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Look out!

- Whoa!
- ( chickens squawking )

Oops.

Hey, people fight.
People fight!

Don't just stand there!
Help us!

- Give me a ten-spot
on the tough one.
- Hey!

What?
Just playing the odds.

I'm hit! I'm hit!
Whoa!

Ow!

Disgusting.

All right, go ahead,
pick on the skinny guy. Ow!

Hey! What in the blazes
has gotten into you kids!

I was planning to sell
those eggs this afternoon.

Bo:
Aw, come on, Pops.

I mean, they're just
having a little fun.

( kids laughing )

( laughs )

- ( chuckles )
It's like that, huh?
- Yeah.

- All right, then.
- ( squealing )

- Let's do it!
- It's on!

Oh!

Cogburn:
So, uh, what is it that
you women want exactly?

- A guy can only do so much,
know what I mean?
- Sorry, Cogburn,

but talking to you earlier
almost got me busted.

- But wait...
- Now, go on. Leave me alone
before somebody sees.

What good is talking to
animals if you can't help
a brother out now and then?

- Hey, come back!
- Hey, still ignoring me?

- What do you think?
- Sheesh. I never knew
you were such a snob.

A snob? What?

I am so not a snob!
I'm just doing my best
to try to fit in.

That's all.
Plus, I really think
Bo is starting to like me.

He likes you,
or who you're
pretending to be?

Can't you see
that just for once
I want to be normal?

But you're not normal, Maya.
You're a Dolittle.

Yeah, well,
not out here,
I'm not.

I just hate not talking to you.
You're my best friend.

I'm sorry.

I know I shouldn't be
taking any of this out on you.

I know you're
just trying to help.

About time you
gave the dog his due.

And I guess it's okay
if all the animals know,

but we have to make sure
no people find out.

- What, you think
I'm gonna tell them?
- If you could, yeah.

Wait, where have you been
all morning?

Oh, you know,
just different things.

I'm, uh...
I love it here.

The wide open spaces,
and there's the straw.

You met the collie,
haven't you?

- Bo: Hyah! Come on, boy!
- Yeah.

- She is smoking.
- ( Maya giggles )

- Come on, boy!
Ha! Ha!
- ( whinnies )

Ho! Ho! Whoa! Whoa!

- ( whinnies )
- Hyah! Whoa!

Whoa! Hyah! Come on!

Oh, forget it, Bo.
Forget it.
You can't break him.

Besides, we
need the money.

Wait. You're gonna
sell him? Why?

Pretty as he is,
he ain't no use to us
if he won't let nobody ride him.

Bo:
Whoa! Whoa!

- Whoa!
- What's his name?

Ah!

- He doesn't have one.
- Well, maybe you
should name him.

I wouldn't even
know where to begin.

The name's Butch.
You must be Maya.

- How about Butch?
- Why Butch?

My mama gave me that name.
You got a problem
with that, cowboy?

( chuckles ) I don't know.
Maybe he just looks
like a Butch to me.

All right.
Then Butch it is.

You think you could
do something for me?

I got this rock in my shoe.
It's been driving me nuts
all day.

I'd love to.

Let's see.

Come on. Up, Butch.

Ah! Thanks, kid.
I guess I owe you one.

( chuckles ) No problem.
But why won't you just
let them break you?

I'm a stallion, sweetheart,
and stallions don't break
that easy.

Well, you know if they
can't break you, they're
gonna sell you, right?

Hey, if they're gonna
sell me anyway, I might
as well go down swinging.

What do you mean,
if they're gonna
sell you anyway?

Look around, kid.
Jud's been selling off
animals for weeks.

The place is starting
to look like a ghost town.

- That's so sad.
- Tell me about it.

- Huh. Hey, Pops.
- Huh?

Ain't that
the darnedest thing?
Look at that.

The stallion actually
let her touch him.

You mean to say you went off
to college for a year and you
still haven't figured out

that there's more to a woman
than just a pretty smile?

Still learning, Pops.

Every day, son.
Every day.

That's pretty impressive
the way you got on
with Butch back there.

- You have a lot
of pets at home?
- Me?

No! ( laughs nervously )
What would
make you think that?

I mean, I love them
and everything,
if that's what you're asking,

but I wouldn't say
I was an expert.

So, what about you?
You seem pretty in tune
with them yourself.

Ah, heck.

Let's just say
I understand them a lot more
than I understand people.

I mean, especially you girls.
See, you never have to guess
what an animal is feeling.

You know, I think
that hay this morning
gave me the runs.

Unfortunately,
I know exactly
what you mean.

Well, uh,
nice talking to you.

Uh-huh. You too.

Oh, look who
we got here.
Amazing.

The wonderful... Durangos.

- Let's go see
these little cats.
- Well...

Whoa.

Take a good look
from over there, Durangos.

That's as close
as you're gonna get,

'cause you're
not welcome over here.

Like we care,
little Lord Fauntleroy.

- Watch it, girl!
- What? You better
watch your mouth...

Hey, hey! Look.
Knock it off, all right, guys?
Just knock it off.

Should probably enjoy your
summer, though, Bo. Looks like
it's gonna be your last.

- Hey, what is that
supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

Nothing at all, man.
Let's just go, y'all.

That's right.
Tuck tail and run.

Seems to be the only thing
you and your dad are good
at teaching over there.

- Whoo-hoo! ( laughing )
- ( chuckling )

( laughing continues )

Guess I'll
see you later, huh?
( chuckles )

- Come on, boy.
- Boy: Come on.

( clicks tongue )
Let's get going.

- Let's go.
- Girl: See you later, Durangos.

Boy:
Let's get out of here.

Hyah!

( grunting )

Whoa!

- ( Clayton groaning )
- Thanks, Clayton.

Cattle drive? Sleep outside?

Haven't they ever
heard of ticks?

Well, the word is,
is that collie's coming.

- Hey, you know me.
I love working the road.
- ( laughs )

Jud:
That's the spirit, gang.

The more we work together,
the better off we'll, we'll be.

Taken care of, sir.

Jud:
Ranching's all about teamwork.

Hey, hear that?
Maybe us two should buddy up.

( laughs )
You're not that lucky.

Aw, shucks.

Looks like I left some of the
army blankets in the gear hut.

I'll be right back.

Maya:
No, you stay put.
I'll go get them.

- Jud: Thank you.
- Isn't that helpful of you.

Tyler:
Hey, Jud, that's a safety
hazard. Bo! Ow! Oh, oh! Ow!

Careful! Ow!
Son of a...

This is gonna be
one long ride.

Yeah.

( sighs )

Wow.

I wonder why
he never said anything.

Bo:
Hey, Dad, something's
going on with you.

You gonna tell me, or you
just gonna keep it bottled up
like you always do?

I know I should have
told you sooner, Bo,
but the bank's gonna

foreclose on this place
in a couple of weeks if I
don't catch up on the payments.

Bo:
We'll figure out a way
to get the money. We always do.

Jud:
This is the open range, gang.
( chuckles )

So far, we've been teaching you
individual skills.

When we get out here,
we all put our skills together
in what we call teamwork.

- Maya: Hey, Jud.
- Hmm?

You really like it
out here, huh?

Oh, I love it.

See, Maya, it's days like this
that make me understand why
the settlers moved west

and risked
everything they had.

It was their destiny.
And that's one thing
I've come to find out.

You can't fight
your destiny, Maya.

No matter how much you
think it might cost you,

you can't fight it.

Hey, Pops.
I went all the way
down to the river.

You know, over there
by Silver Spurs?

Spotted, uh, the herd,

just down the way up here
about half a mile.

Okay. Hey, gang,
now listen up.

Now me and Bo will do most
of the cutting, but you kids
feel free to jump in

- anytime you want, okay?
- Together: Okay.

- Jud: Go ahead, Bo. Lead on.
- Awesome.

Jud:
Whoo! Head 'em off,
Brooklyn!

Durango! Let's go!
( laughs )

( mooing )

- Yip, yip, yah!
- Come on. Let's go!

Bo:
Watch the right!
Watch the right!

( dog barks )

- ( barks )
- Yeah, I'm gonna miss
this place too, girl.

( barks )

Bo:
Come on! Come on!
Let's go!

- Come on.
- Come on, Maya! Bring it in!

Clayton:
Someone take a picture.
I wanna show this to my mom.

( hammering )

( grunts )
There you go.

Ooh! Ow!

( laughs )

Hey, give that back,
you bully!

All right, stampede!

( mooing )

Yeow!

- He got him!
- Hey, get your own candy.

Note to self.
Don't steal candy
from fat kids.

( rattling )

( screams )
Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Relax, sweetheart.
Just relax now.
Nobody else move a muscle.

Oh, my God!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!

No, you're not gonna die.
Nobody gonna die on my watch.

Besides, his bark
is a lot worse than his bite.

Woof.

What the...?

Well, I'll be.
Look at Tyler, will you?

- Will you look at him!
- I did it.

Way to go, boy!

I really did it!
( laughs )

( screams )

You ever dance
with the devil
in the pale moonlight?

Rattlesnake:
Yo, who killed the lights?

You know, I heard
they taste like chicken.

- ( owl hooting )
- ( clears throat )

Mmm. Thank you.

( wolf howling )

- Lucky, was that a wolf?
- Wolf, shmolf. I eat those
chumps for breakfast.

Care for
a midnight stroll, Mia...

- ( wolf howling )
- ( chuckles )

Uh, why don't I
get inside here
and rescue you?

So how do you like it?
The whole being a cowboy thing?

I wouldn't know.

I mean, I spent the past year
as a freshman at Palo Alto.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, you know,
Palo Alto's not
that far from San Francisco.

I've been thinking
the same thing.

You know it's a...
it's a great night.

( muffled )
The best.

( both laugh )

The best.
( laughs )

That's what
I meant to say.
( laughs )

The best.

( mooing )

Brooklyn:
Let's go! This way! Come on.

Cattle drive? It's more
like a cattle marathon,
am I right?

There it is.

Brooklyn:
Whoa!

Jud:
That's the Bekerman Place.

Beautiful spread, isn't it?

I tell you, I never
get tired of looking at it.

- ( horse farts )
- Bo: Tell me, Pops.
What do you think?

You think they've earned
a night on the town?

Maya:
Can we go out?

( Clayton coughs )

- Yeah, I reckon.
- ( all cheering, laughing )

Gimme five!
Oh, don't fall off the horse.

- ( horse farts )
- Yeah!

Girl:
Something stinks for real.

- ( country music playing )
- ( people chattering )

Ugh. This music's
giving me a headache.

Aw, baby, a headache?
I thought we were gonna
sniff each other.

♪ Gonna dance all night
to the Cadillac boogie ♪

I like this place.
It's not my usual crowd,
but I like it.

Oh, yeah? So what's
your usual crowd then?

Well, this might sound
a little corny,

but I think I'm just now
figuring that out.

Check it out.

Boy:
Easy, fat boy. Isn't there some
kind of weight limit here?

- Break it, you buy it.
- You aren't thinking
what I think you're thinking.

There comes a time
in every man's life

when he has to
put his foot down, Tyler,
and draw a line in the sand.

- Yeah, but does it
have to be here?
- Yes.

Against them?

Yes.

Let's see
what you got.

All right.
Light me up!

( laughing )

- Boy: This is gonna be good.
- Oh, yeah!

Oh, no!

- ( crowd groans )
- ( laughing )

Man:
Look at that.

All right, move out of the way.

I'm gonna show you guys
how it's done.

- Excuse me.
- Whoa.

Man:
All right, Skip,
show them what you've got.

Okay, why don't I show
you losers how a real cowboy
does it, all right?

Why don't you bring it up
a few notches and let me
show off a little bit?

Man:
All right. Let's go!

- ( bell rings )
- ( cheering )

Take a good look, Durangos.
( laughs )

You care to take a shot
at the title? Or are you
still a has-been, Bo?

Durangos,
we leave in an hour.

Ooh.

Ouch.

Looks like there's
trouble in paradise.

Announcer:
Whoo-hoo! All right!

Ah.

Oh! Stings, huh?

Announcer:
Yeehaw!

♪ Settle down, Cinderella ♪

♪ Keep it together
your handsome fella ♪

♪ Will ride up
sooner or later ♪

♪ Yeah, and take
you away, yeah ♪

♪ Settle down, Cinderella
love's gonna find you
someday ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

- ( crowd cheering )
- Cinderella, my butt.

More like
the evil stepsister.

Wow! Talk about
a tough act
to follow, huh?

Give it up for Kiki!

All right. Whoo!

Guys, somebody's gotta step up.
I mean, we can't let them
beat us in everything.

Clayton:
Don't look at me, all right?
I already took my stand.

Carl's Friend:
The freak that
talks to animals.

Brooklyn:
You're such a weirdo.

Maya's Mother:
You need to think about
who you really are.

Jud:
Can't fight your destiny, Maya.

Announcer:
Whoo! All right! Yeah...

Now hold your horses, everyone.
Looks like we got

a last-minute addition
from Durango.

- Sure hope she sings
better than I ride.
- You're not the only one.

All right, everybody.
I know you guys
heard of hip-hop,

but this is a little something
I like to call "hick-hop."

- Okay. All right.
- Maya: check it out.

( hip-hop beat )

♪ Sometimes my nails
match my lips ♪

♪ And my jeans
hug my hips ♪

♪ I don't feel like
doing that right now ♪

♪ Listen,
he's on his way over ♪

I hate to admit it,
but she's... she's pretty good.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You better love me
when my roots are showing ♪

♪ Or I'll pack up my boots
and be going ♪

♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪

♪ Hey, if it's me
that he's impressed with ♪

♪ Anything I might
be dressed in ♪

♪ Oh, ought to be just
fine, fine, fine ♪

♪ If he's the one for me
I'll know it ♪

♪ He better love me
when my roots are showing ♪

♪ He better love me
when my roots are showing ♪

♪ Or I'll pack up my boots
and I'll be going ♪

♪ If it's me that
he's impressed with ♪

♪ Anything I'm dressed with
ought to be just fine ♪

♪ Oh, ought to be
ought to be ♪

♪ Just fine, just fine ♪

♪ Hey, he better love me
when my roots are showing ♪

♪ Or I'll pack up my boots
and be going ♪

♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪

♪ Bye, bye, yeah ♪

♪ If it's me
that he's impressed with ♪

♪ Anything I might
be dressed in ♪

♪ Oh, ought to be just ♪

♪ Fine, fine, fine ♪

♪ If he's the one for me
I'll know it ♪

♪ And I... I... I will ♪

♪ If he's the one for me
I'll know it ♪

♪ I know I will ♪

♪ If he's the one for me
I'll know it ♪

♪ Love me when
my roots are showin' ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

( crowd cheering )

Well, it looks like we got
ourselves a new champion,
ladies and gentlemen!

Maya Dolores Hanes!

( giggling )

- Yeah!
- ( laughing )

( kids chattering )

I'm sorry,
but you're out of time.

You either sell the land
and what's left of
the livestock to Silver Spurs,

or the bank will foreclose
and you'll wind up with nothing.

Okay, Bo.
Bring 'em all in.

Bo:
Let's go, everybody.

Hey, Jud, you should
have been with us.
The ride was great.

Oh, that's good.
That's really good.

Well, there's no
easy way to say this,

so I'm gonna go ahead
and get it over with.

Looks like I'm gonna
have to let the ranch go.

- Brooklyn: What?
- Jud: Gotta let it go.

Are you...
you're kidding, right?

Jud:
I'm afraid not, Brooklyn.

I'm sorry.

This blows.
I don't want to leave.

Yeah, I know.
I wish there was
something we could do.

Let's just get
some grub, guys.

I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I'm not even hungry.

( bell jingling )

Excuse me, ma'am.

I'm sorry to wake you, ma'am,
but your presence has been
requested in the barn.

Whatever it is,
make it quick.

I don't want anyone
to see me out here.

You're the only one
who can help us, Maya.
You are our only hope.

I don't know what
to tell you guys.

I can't stop Jud
from selling the ranch.

- ( goat bleats )
- I wish I could,
but there's nothing I can do.

Maybe the other kids
would help if you just
tell them who you are.

I can't just announce to
everybody that the animals
asked me to save the ranch.

They'll think I'm crazy.

Don't you mean
Bo will think you're crazy?

No. Y-yeah.

Look, you guys,
I can't lose him.

You're not losing anybody.

You're a Dolittle.
They'll understand.

That's the problem, Butch.
They won't understand.

Other kids never do.

We can't do this
without you.

You're our voice, Maya.

I'm sorry.

Dolittle? Huh!
More like Donothing.

Maya, you gotta tell 'em
the truth.

( Butch nickers )

( nickers )

Old Red.

Well, it's getting to be
about that time, huh?

Well, even though
we weren't able to finish
the summer up properly,

I want every one of you to know
that I believe in each
and every one of you.

Now you all might
be city folk,

but you got a lot of talent
and you got a lot of heart.

That's not something
that's too easy to find
in folks these days.

Well, y'all take care,
you hear?

- We'll see you, Red.
- Yeah.

- We'll see you, big fella.
- Yeah.

Lay off them burgers, hear?
( chuckles )

Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I had so much fun.

- God bless you.
- Thanks.

- I'm so sorry, Jud.
- Oh, don't you worry,
sweetie pie.

We'll be just fine.

Drive careful, son.

Lucky:
Shotgun. I called it.

Brooklyn:
Man, poor Jud.

Did you see
the look on his face
when we drove off?

Yeah.

I just wish
there was something
we could have done.

This sucks! You guys
are like the coolest
friends I've ever had.

Coolest? Or only?

- What?
- You know what.

It's time, Maya.
Time for you to be
a Dolittle again.

I know I'm just a dog, but if
they really are your friends,

and if Bo really cares about
you, then they'll accept you,
no matter who you are,

but only if you
accept yourself first.

We need to stop the bus!

- Why?
- Because I know how
we can save the ranch.

This oughta be good.

We enter the rodeo
this weekend, as a team,
and win the $50,000 prize.

( scoffs )

Think about it.
Clayton has already proven
that he can wrangle a steer.

And Tyler has become a pro
at the rope now.

And come on. Brooklyn can ride
circles around anybody.

Tyler:
Yeah, but what about the
bull ride? Who's gonna do that?

I saw all your trophies
the day I went to go get
the blankets in the hut.

You were the best bull rider
in the whole state.

Look, Maya.
It's too little too late.

I mean, even if I did ride,
the rodeo's this weekend.

We'd never be ready in time.

Well, what if I told you
we also had a secret weapon,

something that no other ranch
has, not even Silver Spurs?

What would that be?

- Me.
- ( chuckles )

Tyler:
Uh, no offense, Maya,

but I didn't see you do
anything special except sing.

My real name isn't
Maya Dolores Hanes.

It's Maya Dolittle.

And...

and... I can
talk to animals.

Right,
and I'm the poster boy
for Jenny Craig.

- I'm serious, Clayton!
- Brooklyn:
I knew you looked familiar.

- I see your dad on
the news all the time.
- Yes.

And look, I'm sorry I lied
to you guys, but I just
didn't want you

to look at me like I was some
kind of freak or something.

The point is all the animals
came to me and they really
don't wanna be sold.

They love Durango
as much as we do.

And the way I see it,
they can tell us exactly
what we need to do to win.

( snaps fingers )
Do you know what?
That might actually work.

What the heck?
I'm in.

If it's gonna help Jud out,
I'm with you, girl.

Time to cowboy up,
everybody!

- ( all laughing, cheering )
- Let's do it! Whoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

So, what do you think, Bo?

Look, I'm sorry I lied
to you, but it was just
because I liked you.

Out of all the time
that we spent together

and all the things
that we said to one another,

you wait until now to tell me
that you can talk to animals.

Look, back home
I was considered a weirdo,

and that's why my mom
sent me here, so I could
make a fresh start.

It may have taken me
a little longer than it
probably should have but...

Hey, wait.
If you let me finish,

there's something else
that I'd like to ask you.

Do you have any idea
how cool that is?

Look, I'll understand
if you...

Wait. What did you say?

I said that that's just
about the coolest thing
that I've ever heard.

I mean, I've practically
spent my whole life

wishing that I could
talk to animals, and you can.

I hate to say I told you so.

So wait, wait.
So you're not mad?

Mad? No.

Sweetie, come here.

( sighs )
Now why would I be mad?

I mean, other than
the fact that, you know,

I have to ride this
2,000-pound animal that wants
to kill me, I mean...

( both chuckle )

I mean, no, I'm not.
I'm cool. I'm good.

- Come on. We've got a meeting
that we've gotta interrupt.
- Cool.

( thunderclap )

( men chattering )

All I need is
a signature, Jud.

Here you go, Jud.
You can keep it if you like,
as a souvenir.

Dad, wait.
Don't sign anything.

Now hold on, tiger.
Your daddy's just about
to finish some business.

No, you hold your horses,
Walter.

Sounds like my son
needs to speak to me.

What's going on?
What you two doing here?

What brings y'all
over here?

Speak up.

I'm not who
you think I am, Jud.

Oh, I know just who
you are, Miss Dolittle.

- What, you mean you've known
it all this time?
- Mm-hmm.

- Why didn't you say anything?
- I figured you'd tell us
when you got good and ready.

Well, I'm ready now.
We all want to enter
the rodeo

as a team and win
the prize money.

- ( chuckles )
- Look, I can get all
the animals to cooperate.

If, of course,
you don't sell them...

And you promise
to let them stay.

And just who are we gonna
get to ride a bull for eight
seconds, huh? Tell me that.

Uh-uh. Nope.

That is not gonna happen.

We've been over this
a hundred times before.

The doctor said
if you take one more fall
like you did last time,

you might never walk again.
No, sir.

No. Not gonna happen.

- I'm not willing
to take that risk.
- But I am, okay?

- Bo...
- Look, it's my life, Dad,
and it's my choice.

And I've made it, okay?
Look, I'm not gonna let them
take the ranch from us.

- Pops.
- Hmm?

I'm gonna get on that bull,

and I am not coming off...

until that bell rings.

- Whoa!
- ( all groaning )

I see the gang's
all here.

Okay.

We can do this, Jud.

Together.

As a team.

Just like you taught us
on the cattle drive.

Oh, what the hey.

At the very least, it'll sure
put Walter's shorts in a bunch.

- Oh!
- Yes!

Gentlemen, it seems there's
been a change of plans.

I'll see you at the rodeo.
Looks like I got myself a team.

But, Jud, I mean...

( whistling )

Jud:
I know the way out.

( groans )

Bo:
Move it, Brooklyn!

The only thing that's gonna
hurt you is the ground.

- 29 seconds.
- Is that good?

The winning time is 13.

( Butch whinnying )

Wait.
Wait here a second.
I got an idea.

Remember when you said
you owed me one?

- I'm taking you up
on that offer.
- What do you mean?

I mean, you're the biggest
and strongest horse out here.

If we have any shot
of winning the rodeo,

we need you to let
Tyler and Brooklyn
ride you in their events.

You mean me,
an untamed stallion,
in a real rodeo?

I would be honored.

( grunts )

( groans )

Lord, I hope that's mud.

Hey, beefcake, when you
gotta go, you gotta go.

What's he saying?

He's just giving a little
constructive criticism,

but he says you're doing great.

( farting )

Like that.

Okay, you try.

♪ You know that I play chicken
with the train ♪

♪ Play chicken with
a train, train
uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh ♪

♪ Hold 'em up, here we go
all the hicks and chicks
feel the flow ♪

♪ Big black train
comin' round the bend ♪

I think you should
walk like a man.

Well, a lot of good
that does me.
I'm a rooster, remember?

Bo:
Come on, Tyler!
You can do it!

I did it!

Come on.
Puff that chest out.

Put your shoulders back.

( crowing )

You know what
I'm talking about.

He said ease up on the reins
and stay back on your saddle!

Until he wants to throw,
and then he should shift
his weight forward.

- Until you wanna throw, and
then shift your weight forward!
- Tell him to speed up.

- Come on! Your calf
wants you to speed up.
- Forget that.

Tell the stupid calf
to slow down.

( screams )

( screaming )

Oof!

And on a personal note,
I would think twice before
calling a calf stupid.

Can't argue with you there.

Maya:
Left, left, left, right, left.

I don't care if you think
it's true. You'll be cowboys
when you're through

All:
We don't care if you
think it's true.

We'll be cowboys
when we're through.

Maya:
I don't care where you've been.

Durango Ranch is gonna win.

All:
We don't care where you been.

Durango Ranch
is gonna win.

♪ Play chicken with the train
play chicken with the train ♪

- Like this?
- Oh! Oh.

- Yeah.
- Now you know what
I'm talking about. Let's go.

Okay, I'm feeling you.
( crowing )

Thanks, girlfriend.

♪ You know that I play chicken
with the train ♪

♪ Play chicken
with the train, train ♪

♪ Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh ♪

♪ You know that I play chicken
with the train, train ♪

You're awesome.
That's great.

Whoo!
( shouts )

- That's it.
- Is that good?

Get you some of that

- I could ride that thing.
- Yeah, if it's not moving.

Maya:
So are you nervous?

A little, I guess.

Why? Are you?

Well, I just don't want anybody
to get hurt out there.

I wouldn't worry about
it too much. I mean, those guys
should be fine.

Yeah, well, it's not them
that I'm worried about.

Lucky:
Looks like she's about to slip
him the old "tongue-arooski."

- No, I wasn't.
- Please.

I may be from right here
in the good old U.S. of A.,

but trust me, I have been
to France plenty of times.

You are one sick puppy,
do you know that?

( crowing )

Rise and shine, Durangos!
It's winning time! Yeah!

Announcer:
Good morning and welcome...

to the Silver Spurs
Annual Rodeo!

- Go, Durango!
- Today, ladies and gentlemen,
we have five teams

- competing in two rounds
of rodeo competition.
- The Spurs!

Good luck, campers!
First up, the longhorn
roping event!

- Come on!
Hog-tie that little doggie.
- ( bell rings )

Oh, looks like
it's gonna be close.

Hey, not so tight.
I bruise easy.

- Way to go, skip!
- Yes! Yes! Yes! I did it.

Next up, it's the big man's
event... steer wrestling!

Chip:
I'm gonna own you, big boy.

I'll have you know
you're looking at a three-time
state wrestling champion.

I'll have you know I once shoved
a whole box of twinkies in my
mouth without swallowing them.

- Announcer:
First up, Chip Woodman.
- ( bell rings )

( crowd cheering )

- Yes.
- And that, ladies and
gentlemen, is a new record!

- 5.4 seconds!
- Good luck.

- ( bell rings )
- Ah! My eyes!

Go back.
You missed your steer!

I don't know if we should give
that young man

a hand or a cane.

It's time
for some barrel racing.

- ( bell rings )
- ( crowd cheering )

Yeah!
Come on!

- Come on, boy. Yeah.
- ( bell rings )

Announcer:
Coming in with a time of
16 seconds, it's Silver Spurs!

- Beat that.
- With pleasure.

Listen, Brooklyn, I know
you're not that crazy about me,

and you think I'm some kind
of spoiled brat or something,

but I think the way
you ride is amazing.

- Thank you.
- Now get out there and kick
some butt, would you?

- ( bell rings )
- Come on. Let's go!

( crowd cheering )

- Hyah! Hyah!
- Come on, Brooklyn!
You can do it!

Come on!

Go! Go!

- Bring it in!
- Let's go!

- ( bell rings )
- Announcer:
Oh, my, 13 seconds!

What a great time from...

Oh, hang on. Looks like
we've got a leaner.

- Oh, dang it!
- Yes!

A bad break for the Durangos!

I knew I shouldn't
have cut it that close.

Leaves them in fourth place.

- Ow!
- No, it's okay.
You did great.

Announcer:
Despite Silver Spurs
having a slight lead,

the championship
is still wide open

as we move into the second
to last event

- before everybody's favorite,
the bull ride!
- Come on.

Durangos, everybody, huddle up.
Come on. Come on, now.

Look, we can still win this if
we go into the bull ride and be
the second or third place, okay?

- But we're in last right now.
- Yeah.

- We're only 20 points away
from being in second.
- Look, if we win every event

from here on in,
the money's ours.

Come on now.
Put it in together, everybody.

Durango on three.
Durango on three, everybody.

- One, two, three!
- Durango!

- Hey, guys.
- ( cows mooing )

Look, I just wanted to give you
a little heads up.

I heard the Silver Spurs
is planning on having veal
to celebrate.

- What's veal?
- You are, man.

- ( bell rings )
- ( pop music playing )

- Yeah!
- Come here!

Come on! Come on!

- Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- Man!

Longhorn:
Aw, forget this.
I'm nobody's main course, pal.

One down, two to go.

- Hey.
- Hey. You talk to the steer?

- No, but I have a plan.
- Okay.

- Now I want you
to close your eyes.
- Yeah, all right.

- And I want you
to picture doughnuts.
- Mmm.

But not just any doughnuts...
glazed doughnuts.

- Oh.
- And not just
any glazed doughnuts.

Fresh, hot-out-of-the-oven,
glazed doughnuts.

Oh. Now you are
speaking my language.

And most importantly,
I want you to picture

those hot glazed doughnuts
on the horns of this steer.

- ( bellows )
- Whoa. Okay, let me at him.

- ( bell rings )
- Come here, doughnuts.
I got you!

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks
like we have a new record!

- 3.4 seconds!
- Oh, man!

- Let's give it up
for Clayton Taylor!
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Note to self.
Definitely do not steal
their doughnuts either.

Announcer:
Looks like it's time

for some barrel racing.

Give our teams
a round of applause

as they enter the ring
in order of the standings.

( Brooklyn groans )

Come on!

Hey, what's the matter?

It's my hand.
I think I busted it up.

Okay, well, just let me
take a look at it.

Just be careful
'cause it really hurts.

Maya:
Let me try something.

Ow, Maya, God!
That really hurt!

Can she ride?

No. It's definitely broken.

It's okay, guys.
It's over, though.

- Team Durango, you have one
minute to mount your horse.
- I'm sorry.

No, it's not.
Not yet, anyway.

- Maya, what are you doing?
- Yeah, what are you doing?

- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks. What does it
look like I'm doing?

But you haven't even trained
for this event.

Look, you said the hardest part
of barrel racing is the ground,

so I just won't hit it.

All right.

I'll go tell them
we have another rider.

Just hold on tight and
I'll take care of the rest.

Sounds like a plan.
Come on. Let's go.

Pay attention and don't fall off
or you'll be dead.

Wait, you just joking, right?

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Brooklyn Webster

is a scratch
with a broken hand.

- Mom.
- Yo, Maya?

- You don't have to
do this, you know.
- Yes, I do.

If it was me, you would
have done the same thing.

I gotta apologize
for being such a jerk
to you all summer.

I guess, I'm not exactly good
at getting along with people
when I'm jealous of them.

Listen, I want you
to go out there.
I want you to make us proud.

I got you.

The time to beat
is 16 seconds.

Wait, you were just kidding
about that whole "die" thing,
right? Hello?

- ( bell rings )
- Oh, no!

Come on. Let's go!

Go, Maya!

Come on, Butch!

Okay, take it home, Butch!
Take it.

- ( bell rings )
- Announcer:
Stop! 15.8 seconds...

- You're awesome!
- Thank you.

...for Maya Dolittle.

Oh, my! What a comeback
for the Durangos!

With that win,
they move into second place
in the overall standing

with just one event to go.

That's right, folks,
it's time for the bull ride!

- ( bellowing )
- ( grunts )

Relax, son.

Yeah, tell that to him.

- Don't worry, I will.
- No. Maya, look.

This is something that
I need to do on my own, okay?

Come on, boy!

( bellows )

Ride him.

Announcer:
Six seconds, folks.
Not bad.

- And now the
highly anticipated...
- Dang it!

...comeback ride of Bo Jones!

This is for the
whole enchilada, folks!
Talk about pressure.

Bull:
Prepare to meet your maker.

Um, are you sure you don't
want me to talk to him?

Why? Did he say something?

Nothing you wanna hear.

Okay, I'm not gonna
lie to you again.

He said,
"Prepare to meet your maker,"
but he said it in a nice way.

Great.
I feel better now.

Stay on.

Yeah! Stay on!

- ( groans )
- Bo!

- Jud: Bo?
- ( bellows )

- ( groaning )
- Get up, son!

Get up, Bo! Get up!

Come on, guys.
Let's go.

Get up, son.

Bo? Wake up, Bo.
Come on, son.

- Tyler: Is he all right?
- Bo? Come on, Bo.

Wake up, son.

Announcer:
It's official, folks.

Bo Jones managed to stay on
for the full eight seconds!

- You hear that, Bo?
- ( groans )

Jud:
Son?

Not bad for
a has-been, huh?

( laughing )

- Help him up, Clayton.
- Come on!

( crowd cheering )

Announcer:
And that means the winner
of the $50,000

first prize is Jud Jones!

Yeah!

I wanna see a replay.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Maya: Yes!

Durango!

Ow! Ow!

It just wouldn't be our style
to go out any other way,
would it?

Jud: Let me hear it on three.
Durango on three.

- One, two, three.
- Durango!

( chickens clucking )

Cogburn:
All right, ladies,
I'll see you in a second.

I'm just gonna step out
for some fresh air.

( to himself )
I've still got it.

- Hoo-hoo!
- ( chuckles )

- So, Bo.
- Yes.

- Where are we going?
- It wouldn't be a surprise if
I told you where we're going.

I just wanted to thank you
properly for helping us
save the ranch.

You're welcome.

One second, sweetie.

Thank you.

Wait.

You're welcome.

Did I ever tell you I've
got a lot of other things
to thank you for?

Come on.

Wait. Where is
everybody anyway?

All:
Surprise!

( all cheering )

Oh, my God!
It's my birthday party.
I completely forgot!

Okay, who are you and what
have you done with Maya?

- Happy birthday, girl!
- Oh, thank you so much.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

- Happy birthday!
- Thank you.

Oh, Mommy.
Thank you so much.

Oh, happy birthday.

I didn't do it all myself.
I had a little help
from your friends.

- ( both scream )
- Oh, my gosh!

- This is way better
than any boat.
- I know, right.

I missed you!

As soon as you two are done
shrieking, some folks would
like a word with you.

- Wait, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

You know, you look
the same as you did
when you were 16.

Thanks. And thanks
for taking care
of my little girl.

No. Actually,
it's kind of funny.

I think she's the one
that's been taking care of us.

Hey.

Maya, for what you did,
this is our way
of saying thanks.

We'd have gotten you a gift,
but we're broke.

Please, I should be
thanking you guys.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

Oh, come on. Go on.
Enjoy your party.
You deserve it.

All right.
I'll see you guys later.

- Bye, Maya.
- And Maya, thanks for
helping me find my mojo.

( country music playing )

♪ You can give me
a little rock and roll ♪

♪ Or even a waltz
with the lights down low ♪

♪ I'll still be dancin'
when they close the door ♪

Tell me something
I don't know.

♪ Well, I've been cooped up
all week long ♪

♪ I've been working
my fingers to the bone ♪

♪ It's girls' night out ♪

♪ Honey, there ain't no doubt ♪

♪ I'm gonna dance every dance
till the boys go home ♪

♪ Well, it's my night to rock
no watching that ol' clock ♪

♪ Oh, ain't no doubt... ♪

( Lucky narrating )
And so our story ends.

Well, not really.

You see, Bo is up
to see Maya

every weekend from Stanford.

Brooklyn and Maya
talk every day.
Go figure, huh?

Tyler's coming back to Durango
next year to teach roping.

And Clayton... Well,
Clayton lost his baby fat

and he's now considered quite
the catch with the ladies.

The important thing is
Maya's doing great,

happy to be exactly
who she is...

a Dolittle.

As for me, I'm still the old dog
I've always been.

Only now I got
a country gal,

who I like to visit when
the city babes get me down.

City babes? You and me are
gonna have to have a talk,
Lucky Dolittle.

Women. Can't live with them,
can't live without them.

♪ Let's get this party started
we'll get crazy tonight ♪

♪ My folks is by my side
we gonna ride, ride ♪

♪ All my people holla
we gonna get it loud ♪

♪ We gonna tear it up
we gettin' high, high ♪

( rapping indistinctly )

- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

♪ Big guns are smokin'
we gonna get open
feel that groove ♪

♪ Let's get this party started
we'll get crazy tonight ♪

♪ My folks is by my side
we gonna ride, ride ♪

♪ All my people holla
we gonna get it loud ♪

♪ We gonna tear it up
we gettin' high, high ♪

( rapping indistinctly )

- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

♪ Big guns are smokin'
we gonna get open
feel that groove ♪

♪ Let's get this party started
we'll get crazy tonight ♪

♪ My folks is by my side
we gonna ride, ride ♪

♪ All my people holla
we gonna get it loud ♪

♪ We gonna tear it up
we gettin' high, high ♪

( rapping indistinctly )

- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪
- ♪ True ♪

♪ Big guns are smokin'
we gonna get open
feel that groove ♪

♪ Let's get this party started
we'll get crazy tonight ♪

♪ My folks is by my side
we gonna ride, ride ♪

♪ All my people holla
we gonna get it loud ♪

♪ We gonna tear it up
we gettin' high, high ♪

( music playing )