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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,908 --> 00:00:34,214 Every man for yourself 2 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:14,436 - Did you enjoy Le Tr�port? - I'm sure he did. 17.60 please. 3 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,757 - Mrs Lamier, what will it be for you? 4 00:02:17,877 --> 00:02:21,571 - 3 sausages, please. - Good choice! I have Morvandaise today! 5 00:02:21,691 --> 00:02:27,535 I'll tell you. With a bit of vinegar and potatoes it's a delight. 6 00:02:27,809 --> 00:02:29,998 Don't eat the knot, of course. 7 00:02:32,631 --> 00:02:34,620 Just kidding. How much? 8 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:38,926 - 4 bon vivant. - Let me know if you liked it. 9 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:51,515 Are you okay, Mr Berger? 10 00:02:53,029 --> 00:02:54,708 What's gotten into him? 11 00:02:57,007 --> 00:02:58,723 Roland, what's going on? 12 00:02:59,509 --> 00:03:01,370 Teeth! I forgot me teeth! 13 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,866 Your teeth? 14 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:05,165 Yeah! Didn't you know I have teeth? 15 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:09,764 Butchers don't only have knives. They also have teeth. 16 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:12,243 - Gilles, take care of Mrs... - Yes, Mr. 17 00:03:12,363 --> 00:03:16,695 Tell me if you liked it. A butcher shall be cured for his aching teeth! 18 00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:18,210 Your teeth ache? 19 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:22,078 Destroy it! Destroy it! Destroy it! 20 00:03:23,531 --> 00:03:25,958 Destroy it all! All! 21 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:28,841 I'm destroying it! I'm destroying it! 22 00:03:30,374 --> 00:03:33,185 I'm destroying it! I'm destroying it! 23 00:03:36,524 --> 00:03:37,820 Mind your back! 24 00:03:48,589 --> 00:03:49,630 So? 25 00:03:50,049 --> 00:03:52,038 Nice. Good-looking. 26 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:54,922 It's my first one. I improvised. 27 00:03:55,378 --> 00:03:57,020 You're talented, Ren�. 28 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,794 I couldn't refuse. He's given me so much meat. 29 00:03:59,914 --> 00:04:02,838 First choice for ten years. It counts. 30 00:04:03,148 --> 00:04:04,298 Sure. 31 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:07,765 What do you think of the cross? 32 00:04:07,885 --> 00:04:10,977 A cross should be good for a Communion. Correct? 33 00:04:11,097 --> 00:04:12,254 Correct. 34 00:04:12,374 --> 00:04:13,781 This or Santa? 35 00:04:13,901 --> 00:04:16,391 - A cross is better. - I thought so. 36 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,562 - Nothing to say? - No, it's no. 37 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:23,243 It's not tilting, it's the most important. 38 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,988 A tilting cake may deviate one from God. 39 00:04:27,418 --> 00:04:29,112 - Really? - Of course! 40 00:04:29,495 --> 00:04:30,839 It'd be bad. 41 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:33,919 Good. To the fridge! We'll slice it tomorrow. 42 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,386 How will he be dressed? 43 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,101 Anyone here? 44 00:05:22,475 --> 00:05:24,008 Hey! Anyone here? 45 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:32,538 Oh my God... 46 00:05:34,173 --> 00:05:35,384 Help! 47 00:05:35,504 --> 00:05:37,822 Help! Up there! 48 00:05:38,392 --> 00:05:41,049 Help! Help! 49 00:05:44,418 --> 00:05:47,323 Shit... It's for me... 50 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:51,900 Fuck! 51 00:05:52,492 --> 00:05:54,244 I was still digesting. 52 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:57,821 Hold on! 53 00:05:58,711 --> 00:05:59,865 I'm coming! 54 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,522 I'm here. 55 00:06:04,673 --> 00:06:06,863 - Leave me alone! - Hold tight! 56 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:08,235 I'm with you. 57 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:12,410 - Let go of me! - Jesus! Stop moving! 58 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,128 Fuck! Not like that! 59 00:06:34,368 --> 00:06:35,478 You okay? 60 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:37,181 I don't know yet. 61 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,050 You? 62 00:06:40,728 --> 00:06:41,728 I'm fine. 63 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:45,958 Sorry, I've forgotten. 64 00:06:46,921 --> 00:06:48,542 - What? - Swimming. 65 00:06:48,662 --> 00:06:52,133 I used to be good at swimming. Especially the Indian one. 66 00:06:52,253 --> 00:06:54,162 But it was in summertime... 67 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:56,276 It's different in summertime. 68 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,349 Wait, I'll call someone. 69 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:06,149 Forget it. I've tried a bit earlier. 70 00:07:09,186 --> 00:07:10,908 But it seems that you... 71 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:13,536 You're a good swimmer. Am I mistaken? 72 00:07:14,238 --> 00:07:16,179 Move or you'll be sick. 73 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:19,405 Would you mind to give me my shoes? 74 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:22,763 Not that they are precious, but my feet are saggy. 75 00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:24,578 Are you gonna be alright? 76 00:07:24,698 --> 00:07:26,082 Yes, I'm okay. 77 00:07:26,202 --> 00:07:28,155 But I'm not so young anymore. 78 00:07:28,476 --> 00:07:30,490 I was so good in summertime. 79 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,556 No one could beat my Indian swimming. 80 00:07:47,223 --> 00:07:48,318 After you! 81 00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:08,550 It's me. Are you with someone? 82 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:09,922 Just asking. 83 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,827 I just wanted to tell you I did it. 84 00:08:13,134 --> 00:08:15,761 Yes, I did! You don't believe me? Listen. 85 00:08:19,484 --> 00:08:22,447 So? What? It's water! 86 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:25,951 No, I'm not dead. I did it without dying. 87 00:08:26,071 --> 00:08:29,053 I'm giving you another chance. What do you mean "where"? 88 00:08:29,173 --> 00:08:30,965 What's the name of the river? 89 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:32,557 - Saint-Martin. - Saint-Martin River. 90 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:35,170 - It's a canal. - I did it in a canal! 91 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:37,359 Now listen to me. 92 00:08:37,479 --> 00:08:40,890 Either I come back or I really leave. Okay? 93 00:08:41,328 --> 00:08:44,087 Think about it and call 42 58 16 14 back. 94 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:47,664 If you don't call back, I'll really do it again! You hear? 95 00:08:52,692 --> 00:08:53,962 She needs time. 96 00:08:56,389 --> 00:08:59,820 It may be a little bit too small but at least it's dry. 97 00:09:01,426 --> 00:09:02,564 Who's this? 98 00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:04,447 Grace Kelly. 99 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,936 - For real? - Of course. Who else? 100 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:10,060 Watch the quality and the elegance of the hair. 101 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,571 - She didn't need perm. - Really? 102 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:15,975 I only love canned duck. 103 00:09:16,296 --> 00:09:17,683 It's like peas. 104 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,669 Canned, it's fine. 105 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:23,362 Fresh, it's tasteless. 106 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,693 Fresh products will kill gastronomy. 107 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,065 What is more boring than an apple? 108 00:09:30,185 --> 00:09:32,167 Or a leek. Seriously, a leek! 109 00:09:32,853 --> 00:09:34,430 - Isn't it ringing? - No. 110 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:35,890 It's ringing! 111 00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:40,138 Hello? Hello? 112 00:09:45,321 --> 00:09:48,795 I'd rather check. She's the kind of girl to call anytime. 113 00:09:52,474 --> 00:09:56,080 - What's your name? - Gustave Blanchel. Call me Gus. 114 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:58,745 - Gus? - I know, it's poor. 115 00:09:59,242 --> 00:10:01,738 I almost changed it to Thomas. Is it better? 116 00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:02,858 No. 117 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:06,249 Names are like jobs. I can't find a good one. 118 00:10:06,765 --> 00:10:07,772 Gus. 119 00:10:08,852 --> 00:10:11,845 Gus is good. Short. Clear. 120 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,517 Gus. 121 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:16,225 Try it. 122 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:18,489 What? Should I say it? 123 00:10:18,609 --> 00:10:20,299 Yes. Say it. 124 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,591 Well... Gus, Gus, Gus... 125 00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:25,175 Not like that. Loud and clear. Gus! 126 00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:29,538 Here. It smacks! 127 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:33,800 I'm Gus! And you? 128 00:10:34,516 --> 00:10:35,611 I'm Georges. 129 00:10:36,107 --> 00:10:37,107 Gus! 130 00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:40,304 I'd rather sit here 'cause she's the kind of girl... 131 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:42,173 to let it ring only once. 132 00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,745 She wants it and all of a sudden it's over. 133 00:10:46,865 --> 00:10:48,730 Love is very quick for her. 134 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,949 I can't miss her. 135 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,394 The sink looks very old. 136 00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:58,854 Yes. It's a Chauffard & Goffond, Model 48. 137 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:02,016 It was already here when I redid the room. 138 00:11:02,136 --> 00:11:04,713 It's tireless. The left one leaks a bit. 139 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:08,946 I'll have to change it one day but I can't make up my mind. 140 00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:56,813 Fuck! Fuck! 141 00:11:57,835 --> 00:12:00,360 Every morning I fall down the stairs... 142 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:02,278 I'm not the morning type. 143 00:12:02,398 --> 00:12:03,924 Do you like mornings? 144 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:06,133 - Did she call? - No. 145 00:12:12,077 --> 00:12:14,675 Sunny morning... So depressing. 146 00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:19,409 Cloudy mornings make me want to stay in bed. 147 00:12:19,993 --> 00:12:22,825 It's not normal. Usually she always calls. 148 00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:26,708 - Do I reheat it? - Where are my clothes? 149 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,568 In the store room. On the left on the radiator. 150 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,145 What's up with her?! 151 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,568 I hope she's fine. 152 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,071 That's all I needed! She acted stupid! 153 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,027 The bitch could do it. 154 00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:44,319 She's the kind of girl who takes sleeping pills and doesn't call back. 155 00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:46,808 Well, she won. I'll go there. 156 00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:49,771 It never changes. I'm always the one... 157 00:12:55,631 --> 00:12:57,879 - What is this? - What? 158 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,376 - This. - Where? 159 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,755 This. Here. What's this? 160 00:13:03,504 --> 00:13:06,029 - It's you. - Are you out of your mind? 161 00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:09,796 Look at me. It's awful. Awful! 162 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:13,095 What are you saying? You're better with this Valsar haircut. 163 00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,685 Valsar haircut? 164 00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:23,809 Trust me. I've been doing this for 35 years. I know what you need. 165 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,555 I can't meet her like this. 166 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,905 My style is complicated. So a Valsar haircut... 167 00:13:32,025 --> 00:13:33,482 - Well... - What "well"? 168 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,925 - I'm going. - To meet Sylvie? 169 00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,736 What's her address? 170 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:41,327 11 rue Angel. 6th floor. Her name is Sylvie Verlain. 171 00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:42,684 What'll you say? 172 00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:46,107 That life is a mountain. It goes up and down. 173 00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:48,049 And sometime it's flat. 174 00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:52,340 This... This is awesome! Tell her it goes up and down. It's great! 175 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,587 Tell her I'm okay if she wants to start all over again. 176 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:59,792 Tell her the cloudy mornings in bed story. It's good too. 177 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,479 Miss Flavier, Georges Flavier. 178 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,004 - I'm a friend of Gus. - A friend of Gus? 179 00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:13,515 - Gus has no friend. - I'm different. 180 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:17,989 I've known him since he was this tall. The scrapper used to play in my garden. 181 00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:22,281 What is it? Is he in hospital? 182 00:14:22,401 --> 00:14:25,631 Not at all. He asked me to come take his clothes. 183 00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:27,923 Only his clothes. 184 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:30,697 So he's leaving. 185 00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:58,230 This is a beautiful bathroom. 186 00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,420 Pink is great. 187 00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:03,135 It keeps morale up. 188 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:23,840 - Does it belong to him? - Who are you?! 189 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,248 What are you doing? 190 00:15:29,869 --> 00:15:32,234 Fuck! What does that mean? 191 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,361 Anything else? 192 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:36,982 I mean the clothes. 193 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,507 You know Miss, that's life. 194 00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:45,073 Life is like a mountain. It goes up and down. 195 00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,489 Sometimes it's flat. 196 00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,825 It's often flat. 197 00:15:56,052 --> 00:15:58,023 - Mr Georges is not here? - No. 198 00:15:59,891 --> 00:16:01,716 Will he come back? 199 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,095 I mean... Will he be back in 5 or 10 minutes? 200 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:06,672 I don't know. 201 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:09,811 Never mind. I'll try. 202 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,121 - He just did your hair? - Yes. 203 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,566 So I'll be here. 204 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:30,154 Do you mind if I go first? 205 00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:33,089 - First? - Yes. Before you. 206 00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:34,879 It'd be nice. 207 00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:37,127 - You're in a hurry? - Yes. Totally. 208 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,894 Why are you in a hurry? 209 00:16:40,748 --> 00:16:41,945 An obligation. 210 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,003 Hello. 211 00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:52,471 He called me early this morning. He wants to see me when he comes back. 212 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:56,332 It never happened. It's because of yesterday. It was so beautiful. 213 00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:58,770 - Thanks to you. - So it went well. 214 00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:02,186 Lightning, Mr Georges. Lightning. 215 00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:04,163 You're a magician. 216 00:17:04,283 --> 00:17:07,127 - We'll do the same. - Yes! The same! 217 00:17:07,247 --> 00:17:08,820 He loved it. 218 00:17:09,492 --> 00:17:10,689 What did she say? 219 00:17:10,809 --> 00:17:13,462 She was not here. I rang twice or thrice. 220 00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:16,330 This was on the doorstep. I took it. 221 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:20,272 I don't want to rush, but I think he loves me. 222 00:17:20,987 --> 00:17:23,546 Thank you. You saved me. 223 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,524 She kicked me out. This means she kicked me out. 224 00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:30,582 I must meet him at 9:30am. He starts working at 10am. Can you make it? 225 00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:32,013 I'll be quick. 226 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:37,465 I jump into water in the middle of the night and she kicks me out? 227 00:17:37,585 --> 00:17:40,210 - You can pull harder, I'm fine. - Shut the fuck off! 228 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,027 - What? - I think he wants you to keep quiet. 229 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:44,739 She's really lucky. 230 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:48,330 She could not have kicked me out if I'd drowned. 231 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,542 I wasn't waiting for a lifeline, but my clothes on the doorstep... 232 00:17:51,662 --> 00:17:53,096 What did I do wrong? 233 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,680 Shut up! You understand? Shut up! 234 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,410 What's wrong with them? What did I do? 235 00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:03,015 You can't go! 236 00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:06,474 - I must take care of him. - But his hair is already done! 237 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:13,578 Stop it now. 238 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:16,424 This is a love story. 239 00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,570 What about my love story? 240 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,439 No one cares about my love story. 241 00:18:23,696 --> 00:18:26,878 Definitively. That's hard. Definitively. 242 00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:31,462 We've already broken up. But the "definitively" is new. 243 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,547 You're right. She deserves it. 244 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,372 - A ticket to Nice, please. - Yes. 245 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:41,635 Are you sure it's okay? 246 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:45,408 - You told me your cousin lives there. - I haven't seen him in ages. 247 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:48,445 - Even better, it'll be all new. - Okay, okay... 248 00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:51,379 Bye, Gus. 249 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,808 Gus! That's the way. 250 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:55,224 Bye. 251 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,877 Are you sure I don't look like a fool? 252 00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:09,884 Gus! 253 00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:17,632 Gus! 254 00:19:20,683 --> 00:19:22,625 Come on. Tighten it. Tighten it. 255 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,377 - I can't more. - A little bit more. 256 00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:27,180 - Is it good? - It's good, it's good. 257 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,508 Stop, it's okay. 258 00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:30,333 Open the door, it's him. 259 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,587 Here. Here I... 260 00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:36,354 I'm at ease now. 261 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,252 I'm good. 262 00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:39,836 How are your legs? 263 00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:42,449 Better. I've had the thigh redone. 264 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:44,609 I could not have danced. 265 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:46,317 I did my best. 266 00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:48,763 - It's a bit curly on the top. - Oh my! 267 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,128 It... It has style! 268 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:54,734 It looks a bit like a heron but it's more stylish. 269 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:57,318 Yeah. Good. It's very good! 270 00:19:57,438 --> 00:20:01,588 - How do I fix it? - There are plasters on the band. 271 00:20:03,648 --> 00:20:06,451 Perfect! Yes, it's good. Perfect! 272 00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:09,677 Hey, Georges, it's perfect. Perfect! 273 00:20:09,797 --> 00:20:12,290 - Yes, boss, it's great. - Yes. Louisa! 274 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:16,162 - What's her fancy dress? - It's a mystery. It's a surprise! 275 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,447 Louisa! 276 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,678 - Louisa, is that you? - Yes. 277 00:20:27,532 --> 00:20:29,386 A sow? You're dressed like a sow? 278 00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:30,992 No. A little pig! 279 00:20:31,726 --> 00:20:34,368 But, Georges. What is a female pig called? 280 00:20:34,488 --> 00:20:36,047 Usually, a sow. 281 00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:39,536 I can't believe my wife is a sow. Are you crazy? 282 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,894 I tell you, Roland... 283 00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:44,206 I can't be a Pompadour! History doesn't suit me. 284 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,068 But Louisa... Move from a Pompadour to a sow! 285 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,404 - You can't do that! - I knew it! 286 00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:50,849 You don't love me! 287 00:20:50,969 --> 00:20:53,235 Do you realize I'm a butcher? 288 00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:55,162 A butcher's wife dressed like a sow... 289 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,878 Do you think it's intelligent? We need good taste. 290 00:20:57,998 --> 00:21:02,002 You wanted to organize a masked ball for Liliane's Communion. Not me! 291 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,425 Try the rabbit, Louisa. Listen to me. 292 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,221 The rabbit is a classic. 293 00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:09,860 Trust me, I've been telling people what suit them for 30 years. 294 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:11,538 I have no costume... 295 00:21:11,658 --> 00:21:13,699 You have no costume? I'm dreaming! 296 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,699 What's all this?! 297 00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:18,052 And this? And this? And this? 298 00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:21,220 Don't tell me you can't do the legs with this. 299 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:25,103 What are you telling? What's this? And this? 300 00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:26,689 It won't suit me. 301 00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:30,207 It will, sweety. Georges told you. 302 00:21:30,327 --> 00:21:32,163 Look. It suits you. 303 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:35,245 You know what can make the ears? Wait... 304 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,141 You're not in your shop. 305 00:21:45,261 --> 00:21:48,339 - What are you doing here? - You were out long. 306 00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:51,609 - Did you miss it? A wrong platform? - No, the good one. 307 00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:52,521 The good one... 308 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:56,492 The good platform but the wrong train. 'Cause each platform has two sides. 309 00:21:57,966 --> 00:21:59,017 Did she call? 310 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,156 Isn't she great as a rabbit? 311 00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:12,990 You're not hungry? 312 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,837 You should, it's delicious. It's canned. 313 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,829 You know everything, don't you? 314 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:25,078 The kind of man that knows everything. 315 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:29,895 You're not in your shop but you know the phone doesn't ring. 316 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,363 - You're that kind of guy? - Yes. 317 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,911 Fuck! I can't believe it... 318 00:22:58,785 --> 00:23:00,858 Do you think you're all alone? 319 00:23:00,978 --> 00:23:01,978 Excuse me? 320 00:23:02,058 --> 00:23:04,406 You should realize you're not alone. 321 00:23:04,526 --> 00:23:08,557 You're not moving. You don't look very happy. You're sick animals. 322 00:23:09,608 --> 00:23:11,170 Is this a joke? 323 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,432 - Get out of here. - He's crazy. 324 00:23:13,552 --> 00:23:16,607 - Get the fuck out of here! - What's wrong, Mr Georges? 325 00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:19,678 Simone, love has been pissing humanity off for centuries! 326 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,990 It can't come and bother us here during our lunch. 327 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,304 - Calm down, Mr Georges. - No! Someone must say it! 328 00:23:26,424 --> 00:23:30,684 Love is a muck that should be forbidden in bars, just like tobacco. 329 00:23:31,591 --> 00:23:34,628 Look at him. Yellowish eyes and complexion. He's done for it. 330 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,161 Enough. Stop it now! 331 00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:39,066 Let me tell you how you'll be when she dumps you! 332 00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:41,372 Your brain is 0% grey matter! 333 00:23:41,492 --> 00:23:43,090 Stop or I'll kill you! 334 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,615 Look! I'm here eating your delicious canned food... 335 00:23:47,735 --> 00:23:50,389 and a moron who had a crush messes things up. 336 00:23:52,904 --> 00:23:54,860 You're lucky to be old. You're lucky! 337 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,867 Yes, I am, but I got by fine. I'm safe now. 338 00:24:02,154 --> 00:24:03,775 Oh, you're eating now. 339 00:24:07,395 --> 00:24:09,541 It was getting through my tights! 340 00:24:09,661 --> 00:24:13,703 I don't get it. Sometimes it's long as hell after two weeks... 341 00:24:13,823 --> 00:24:15,864 Sometimes two months are fine. 342 00:24:15,984 --> 00:24:17,820 What does hair depend on? 343 00:24:18,141 --> 00:24:21,689 - The moon? - Here we are. We'll rinse now. 344 00:24:22,244 --> 00:24:23,762 Or music maybe? 345 00:24:24,054 --> 00:24:26,638 It must grow faster if I dance rock. 346 00:24:27,178 --> 00:24:29,003 What do you think, kid? 347 00:24:30,906 --> 00:24:32,088 He's shy. 348 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,125 Shyness is a disease of the youth nowadays. 349 00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:37,329 Is this a leak? 350 00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:39,621 Fuck! It's starting again... 351 00:24:41,033 --> 00:24:42,624 It's divine! 352 00:24:42,744 --> 00:24:44,201 It's divine! 353 00:24:44,814 --> 00:24:45,814 Skin! 354 00:24:45,854 --> 00:24:48,274 Skin! Only skin! 355 00:24:50,362 --> 00:24:52,128 You're not from the neighbourhood. 356 00:24:52,248 --> 00:24:54,043 I'd have recognized you. 357 00:24:54,832 --> 00:24:56,686 Have you lost your tongue? 358 00:24:56,806 --> 00:24:58,890 There's no use screwing. It's the seal. 359 00:25:03,957 --> 00:25:05,709 You need an 8 washer. 360 00:25:06,118 --> 00:25:07,140 Plumber. 361 00:25:07,753 --> 00:25:09,870 The little mute is a plumber. 362 00:25:10,632 --> 00:25:13,201 I assure you. All pink! I assure you. 363 00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:17,858 All pink: bathtub, sink, washbasin, walls, ceiling... I made it all pink. 364 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,913 I did it in one morning for her birthday. When she came home... 365 00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:25,410 She was surprised. Do you like pink? 366 00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:26,541 I like yellow. 367 00:25:26,661 --> 00:25:30,015 You're wrong! Pink is great for toilets, bathtubs, sinks... 368 00:25:30,135 --> 00:25:31,490 Come on, look. 369 00:25:34,918 --> 00:25:38,407 If you put this in your hairstyling salon it will be amazing. 370 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,378 I can't afford it. 371 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,721 - Hairdressers don't earn a lot? - It depends. 372 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,465 - You mean you're cheap? - No, average. 373 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:48,297 You have noticed I don't have much customers. 374 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:50,297 It's because of the washbasin. 375 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,674 - You think? - They don't make you wanna come in. 376 00:25:54,024 --> 00:25:56,345 - They are repulsive. - Really? 377 00:25:56,465 --> 00:25:58,564 They look like train-station shit. 378 00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,834 - Train-station shit? - Public convenience. 379 00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:04,600 Put two pink washbasins and your business will be full day and night. 380 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,556 At least it's my opinion. 381 00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:10,546 A big jaw and twelve 8 washers. 120Fr please. 382 00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:14,987 Now I understand why the grocery in front of my shop is always full. 383 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,250 It's because of the manageress. 384 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,681 She's all pink! 385 00:26:19,717 --> 00:26:21,060 It's the reason. 386 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,013 Sometimes I forget. 387 00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:25,133 What? 388 00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:26,422 Sylvie. 389 00:27:02,075 --> 00:27:04,557 Even at 50 you can still enjoy parties. 390 00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:07,900 As long as you put on a costume... Costume... 391 00:27:19,127 --> 00:27:20,557 Wonderful! 392 00:27:20,677 --> 00:27:22,178 It's not tilting. 393 00:27:22,448 --> 00:27:25,805 - Ren�, can I slice it? - Of course! I'll help you. 394 00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:29,119 My kid's party is a success. It's always... 395 00:27:30,594 --> 00:27:32,506 Don't let the kid drink! 396 00:27:32,626 --> 00:27:34,093 Hello, Georges. 397 00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:37,202 - See? The rabbit is good! - Yes, but I'm hot. 398 00:27:49,499 --> 00:27:50,499 Ole! 399 00:27:50,539 --> 00:27:52,580 A tribute to Spanish butchers. 400 00:27:53,189 --> 00:27:55,539 Say. Who's the Indian with you? 401 00:27:55,659 --> 00:27:57,218 - My plumber. - Your plumber? 402 00:27:57,338 --> 00:28:00,167 - Why did you bring him? - He asked me. 403 00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:01,670 - You're kidding. - No. 404 00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:04,042 He asked to come to my kid's Communion? 405 00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:07,429 When he saw me dressed up like this he wanted to come. 406 00:28:07,549 --> 00:28:08,932 And you agreed? 407 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:11,910 What can a bullfighter say to a plumber? 408 00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:13,562 Yes, you're right. 409 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,446 Watch out, your plumber may be opened too. 410 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:25,976 - Georges! - Lucien... 411 00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:28,502 You must be happy. Your business will be full. 412 00:28:28,622 --> 00:28:30,312 I have to close. Look. 413 00:28:30,432 --> 00:28:32,706 - Did you wash a mixer? - A bike. 414 00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:35,436 Just when I was leaving to Karlovy Vary. How unlucky! 415 00:28:35,556 --> 00:28:38,998 Last year, I missed the Golden Scissors in Glasgow because of my ankle. 416 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:42,767 This year, the World Championship in Czechoslovakia because of my arm. Fuck! 417 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,818 Try to find the Disabled Hairdressers' Tournament. 418 00:28:47,889 --> 00:28:50,955 He can't waltz! With this body... 419 00:28:52,312 --> 00:28:55,524 He's shaped like Nijinsky and he just stands here. 420 00:28:55,644 --> 00:28:57,614 He'll move. Come, there are drinks. 421 00:28:57,734 --> 00:29:00,052 - Iansminski? - See? He can move. 422 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:46,804 - Come on, dance! - No. 423 00:29:46,924 --> 00:29:48,775 Go on! Do it! 424 00:29:59,045 --> 00:30:00,884 - The bitch. - Shut up! 425 00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:06,792 Tell your plumber to stop his porn or I'll smash his face! 426 00:30:06,912 --> 00:30:08,281 He's just dancing. 427 00:30:08,401 --> 00:30:11,171 No, he's fucking. He's fucking my wife. 428 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,879 - In front of my daughter. - Are you crazy? 429 00:30:13,999 --> 00:30:18,477 I'm telling you. Liliane is not gonna meet Jesus for the first time in a brothel. 430 00:30:18,597 --> 00:30:20,346 He must stop this filth. 431 00:30:21,213 --> 00:30:22,235 Oh, my God! 432 00:30:22,673 --> 00:30:24,425 It's enough now! 433 00:30:24,545 --> 00:30:27,855 Leave me alone. He's giving me fun like you can't. 434 00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:39,802 Gus! Gus! It smacks! 435 00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:57,600 - I'm sorry. - Don't. 436 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,133 I'm really sorry. 437 00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:01,366 Usually I'm not sorry. This time I am. 438 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,710 Don't, don't. 439 00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:05,517 It's the first time I laughed at a wedding. 440 00:31:05,637 --> 00:31:08,642 - Wasn't it a Communion? - It's all the same. 441 00:31:08,919 --> 00:31:11,766 - It's insipid happiness. - This one was hot. 442 00:31:12,091 --> 00:31:15,288 The mess we threw on the carnival! The parrot was angry. 443 00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,346 The boobs were good for a rabbit. 444 00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:20,616 Georges, you're against love but not against fuck? 445 00:31:21,624 --> 00:31:24,281 I'll give you a ride on my trash. Come on! 446 00:31:30,339 --> 00:31:32,471 Let me wrap up. It's cold. 447 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:37,005 - What time your train is? - 5:31, platform 11, left side. 448 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,844 Don't worry. I won't miss it. 449 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,589 I want to see Nice since I'm an expert in carnivals. 450 00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:43,873 What a chili we put in their party! 451 00:31:43,993 --> 00:31:45,143 Ready, buddy? 452 00:32:06,308 --> 00:32:07,578 Ciao, torero. 453 00:32:08,513 --> 00:32:10,848 - Where are you going? - To the train-station. 454 00:32:10,968 --> 00:32:13,589 5:31, platform 11, left side. Nice. 455 00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:19,881 Don't you want to sleep? There are still 4 hours to go. 456 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:22,669 - Sleep? Where? - Here. 457 00:32:24,096 --> 00:32:26,505 - At your place? - Yes. 458 00:32:27,483 --> 00:32:32,183 - You want me to sleep here? - It would be better if you slept a bit. 459 00:32:34,466 --> 00:32:36,612 Why are you taking care of me? 460 00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:39,284 Because I like you. 461 00:32:40,072 --> 00:32:41,926 - You like me? - Yes. 462 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:44,291 You mean... 463 00:32:46,078 --> 00:32:47,078 You... 464 00:32:48,545 --> 00:32:50,559 You want me to sleep with you? 465 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:52,734 No. 466 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,641 Sure? 467 00:32:56,261 --> 00:33:00,232 Since my wife left 25 years ago I can't stand anyone in my bed. 468 00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:07,024 Stop joking. I know not all hairdressers are gay. 469 00:33:20,489 --> 00:33:22,518 Don't forget to wake me up. 470 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:25,918 Don't worry. You won't miss your train. 471 00:33:27,115 --> 00:33:28,940 Why did your wife leave? 472 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,005 She went crazy. 473 00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,815 Crazy about someone or just crazy? 474 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,063 All the same. 475 00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:39,662 Do you have kids? 476 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:42,158 Yes, a son. Luc. 477 00:33:42,683 --> 00:33:43,683 Luc? 478 00:33:44,165 --> 00:33:46,924 Luc! Luc! It's good. 479 00:33:47,406 --> 00:33:48,661 Yes, Luc. 480 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:53,245 Is he a hairdresser too? 481 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,566 No. Sailor. 482 00:33:54,686 --> 00:33:56,274 There is no hairdresser sailor. 483 00:33:56,394 --> 00:33:58,537 - Do you need something? - No. 484 00:33:59,193 --> 00:34:00,332 Good night. 485 00:34:00,452 --> 00:34:01,485 Georges? 486 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,730 Don't do shit again with my hair when I sleep. 487 00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:39,909 Fuck! 488 00:34:48,646 --> 00:34:50,004 Coming! Coming! 489 00:34:52,952 --> 00:34:55,331 - Where's your plumber?! - In a train to Nice. 490 00:34:55,451 --> 00:34:58,280 Chasing my wife the whole evening, okay. 491 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,346 Smashing my brother-in-law's face, good. 492 00:35:01,222 --> 00:35:04,112 But stealing 15.000 Fr from my raincoat is intolerable. 493 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:08,156 - Why did you put your money there? - Can't I do what I want with my money? 494 00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:12,820 Give me the bastard's address right now or I'll press charges. 495 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,418 - You have no proof. - I have witnesses! 496 00:35:15,538 --> 00:35:17,725 - Really? Who? - Fernande saw it all. 497 00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:19,890 - Doesn't count. - Why? 498 00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:24,139 She's your lover. She can't testify in a court. You're too close. 499 00:35:24,259 --> 00:35:27,029 What are you saying. "Doesn't count"... 500 00:35:27,149 --> 00:35:28,569 What's on your cheek? 501 00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:30,715 Oh, yes! Another success! 502 00:35:30,835 --> 00:35:34,321 Your helmet. The plasters! It itched the whole night. 503 00:35:34,671 --> 00:35:36,394 Sit down. I'll settle this. 504 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:41,572 Monique, the second one... She won't have a Communion. 505 00:35:41,692 --> 00:35:44,229 We're done with Communions in my family. 506 00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:45,856 It's him! It's him! 507 00:35:45,976 --> 00:35:48,075 Your plumber's here! Not in Nice! 508 00:35:48,195 --> 00:35:50,499 You'll see. Pink is really the best. 509 00:35:50,619 --> 00:35:53,856 - Where did he get the money? - From me. I ordered it. 510 00:36:02,935 --> 00:36:04,512 Are you crazy? 511 00:36:09,442 --> 00:36:11,121 It's true. It feels different. 512 00:36:11,241 --> 00:36:12,960 - Do you like it? - Yes. 513 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,814 I mean... Pink... Of course... 514 00:36:16,398 --> 00:36:18,806 Pink is surprising. The first time. 515 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:22,529 Pink is a must for a washbasin. It's the best. 516 00:36:22,649 --> 00:36:26,828 It reassures the customers. It makes them wanna come in. 517 00:36:26,948 --> 00:36:28,098 Really? 518 00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:30,360 I really love pink. 519 00:36:31,474 --> 00:36:33,722 What should I do with this strand? 520 00:36:33,842 --> 00:36:36,832 You see... I'd like it like this. 521 00:36:36,952 --> 00:36:38,832 I see. And I tidy up the back. 522 00:36:38,952 --> 00:36:41,313 Just a bit. Don't make it look military. 523 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,447 - You prefer artistic? - Let's say... in-between. 524 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:46,038 - If possible. - It is. 525 00:36:46,158 --> 00:36:48,184 Give me the clippers, please. 526 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,133 And the little thin comb. 527 00:36:52,864 --> 00:36:54,382 The little fine one. 528 00:36:54,502 --> 00:36:57,594 - Isn't it little and fine? - It's little and wide. 529 00:36:57,714 --> 00:37:00,601 - Is this wide? - Its teeth are. It can't detangle. 530 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,879 It's used to wave or shape. 531 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:04,915 Careful! It's fragile. 532 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:12,608 - You do it deliberately. - Am I wrong again? 533 00:37:12,728 --> 00:37:16,419 This one straightens. Do you think I'll use hair curler for this man? 534 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:19,811 A comb is a comb. It's just a fucking parting. 535 00:37:19,931 --> 00:37:23,417 Do you know what the customer entrusted me with? His head! 536 00:37:24,016 --> 00:37:27,052 He wants a new one. He can't stand this one. 537 00:37:27,172 --> 00:37:31,000 I have 10 to 15 minutes to make one he'll show in the streets... 538 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,614 in his office, to his wife... He needs to be proud of it! 539 00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:40,225 A customer that walk out ashamed is a lost one, Gus! 540 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:44,561 A head, the inside or the outside, must be worked out with the right tool. 541 00:37:47,747 --> 00:37:49,441 Here, you see? 542 00:37:49,704 --> 00:37:51,003 See what? 543 00:37:51,382 --> 00:37:54,083 Now give me a smooth brush and mat spray. 544 00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:21,633 Fuck! This is Georges. 545 00:38:32,372 --> 00:38:33,409 Grace Kelly. 546 00:38:33,759 --> 00:38:35,161 I'm waiting! 547 00:38:41,513 --> 00:38:44,345 The handle first. Hairdressing is not a game. 548 00:38:44,768 --> 00:38:47,600 It's precise, sensitive, creative... 549 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:54,985 You're a genius. 550 00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:58,507 Gus, put the strand of hair under the turban... 551 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:01,091 The strand. Remove it. What's left? 552 00:39:01,211 --> 00:39:02,668 A fat woman. 553 00:39:02,788 --> 00:39:04,916 Give her a great hairstyle... 554 00:39:05,036 --> 00:39:08,908 She becomes desirable. The hair is like a curtain before her nudity. 555 00:39:09,028 --> 00:39:12,093 She's not naked, she's undressed, voluptuous. 556 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:15,852 Look. 557 00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:20,990 Why is this angel still an angel despite his gloomy eyes? 558 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:24,289 Because his hair is softly curly, like a pure young girl. 559 00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:26,756 Each curl is a masterpiece of innocence. 560 00:39:26,876 --> 00:39:28,559 Don't you forget, Gus... 561 00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:32,063 Da Vinci was the greatest hairdresser of the Renaissance. 562 00:39:32,183 --> 00:39:34,516 He invented the triple carpathe. 563 00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:40,579 What's the triple carpathe? 564 00:39:40,699 --> 00:39:43,251 Three braids in a single move of the comb. 565 00:40:53,268 --> 00:40:56,494 Here again. Nothing on the hair. No daring, no ardor. 566 00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,319 We can't see his hair. 567 00:40:58,439 --> 00:41:00,903 The horse, Gus! The horse's hair. 568 00:41:01,384 --> 00:41:02,625 Oh, okay. 569 00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:06,056 - Georges... - You want to go? 570 00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:09,691 - Did you meet Grace Kelly? - Yes. I dressed her hair. 571 00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:12,853 - You dressed Grace Kelly's hair? - Yes. In '55. 572 00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:15,860 Don't make fun of me. Grace Kelly came to your rat-hole? 573 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,692 No, in Cannes. I lived in Cannes back then. 574 00:41:18,812 --> 00:41:20,094 Oh, okay. 575 00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,017 You were famous? 576 00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:27,207 Grace Kelly couldn't have a moron comb her hair. 577 00:41:27,327 --> 00:41:28,609 Please. Shh! 578 00:41:32,397 --> 00:41:34,470 Do you know who you just shhed? 579 00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:37,200 Grace Kelly's hairdresser. Know what he says to you? 580 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,047 No. 581 00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:41,346 You'd be voluptuous with your hair under your turban. 582 00:41:43,057 --> 00:41:44,057 Really. 583 00:41:47,918 --> 00:41:49,845 Georges! There is more to see! 584 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:53,107 Wait! Egyptian hair still doesn't move after 5000 years! 585 00:41:53,227 --> 00:41:55,443 - Hurry up. - Why don't you live here? 586 00:41:55,563 --> 00:41:57,618 There's a restaurant. Why not a hairdresser? 587 00:41:57,738 --> 00:42:00,688 With the painting you can explain to your customers. 588 00:42:00,808 --> 00:42:03,345 Short like Napoleon. Long like Bonaparte. 589 00:42:03,465 --> 00:42:04,936 Stop your nonsense. 590 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:08,344 Do go back to your rat-hole. Remember who you are! 591 00:42:08,464 --> 00:42:09,687 Come on! 592 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:14,520 You need a place worthy of you. With lustre and light. 593 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,152 A lot of guys to help you comb the ladies' hair, Georges! 594 00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:21,566 No matter where. You can do Grace Kelly's hair everywhere! 595 00:42:22,135 --> 00:42:25,135 I didn't buy food. We'll go to the Rialto. 596 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:26,635 Did you hear me? 597 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:30,144 You don't listen to me. You don't care about what I say. 598 00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:35,291 You can improvise a whole book in front of a painting, but you can't listen. 599 00:42:35,411 --> 00:42:36,998 - I'm listening. - No! 600 00:42:37,118 --> 00:42:40,792 You're going back to your low life to hide the pleb's baldness. 601 00:42:40,912 --> 00:42:43,173 It's easy. Yokels never complain! 602 00:42:43,503 --> 00:42:45,058 You can take it easy. 603 00:42:47,615 --> 00:42:51,496 You must take it up around the ears. Take it up, take it up! 604 00:42:52,088 --> 00:42:54,923 This fringe must be folded away with a comb. 605 00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:58,814 A little thin comb. A smooth one. Folded it with a smooth comb. 606 00:42:59,859 --> 00:43:03,933 Is this bear for her Communion? Wait, he'll comb it for you. 607 00:43:04,053 --> 00:43:06,176 You'll comb the bear, won't you? 608 00:43:06,575 --> 00:43:09,424 - Gus, you're pissing me off. - Fuck you! Fuck you! 609 00:43:09,544 --> 00:43:12,008 Fuck the master's clientele and fuck the master. 610 00:43:12,128 --> 00:43:14,444 You saved me to drag me in your shit? 611 00:43:14,564 --> 00:43:18,035 Dive again! And no need to scream, I won't save you again! 612 00:43:18,155 --> 00:43:20,811 Thank goodness! You can't swim, asshole! 613 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:24,279 When I think about the pink I gave you... You're such a loser. 614 00:43:24,399 --> 00:43:27,114 Your salon has to be empty. Pink can't stand poorness. 615 00:43:27,234 --> 00:43:30,378 - You moron. - Don't tell me you dressed Grace's hair. 616 00:43:30,498 --> 00:43:33,846 - You're only good for skivvies. - Just get lost in Nice. 617 00:43:33,966 --> 00:43:37,346 I have no cousin in Nice. It was just to please you! 618 00:43:37,466 --> 00:43:38,735 I'm smart! 619 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:42,478 You're a loser! A loser! 620 00:43:56,082 --> 00:43:58,890 Monique! She was so happy... 621 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:01,848 Czechoslovakia is exotic for a child. 622 00:44:01,968 --> 00:44:05,273 She hadn't cut her hair since March for this championship. 623 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,010 Poor child... It's too bad. 624 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,322 I could have won! 625 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,459 We trained twice a week with Monique. A beauty. 626 00:44:17,211 --> 00:44:18,463 You know her? 627 00:44:19,509 --> 00:44:20,509 No. 628 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,390 I'll tell you... Silk! 629 00:44:23,651 --> 00:44:26,087 Silk! The comb sailed alone. 630 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,644 Hey! At this time... 631 00:44:29,764 --> 00:44:32,663 We should have arrived at Karlovy Vary. Exactly! 632 00:44:34,067 --> 00:44:35,498 I'm full. 633 00:44:35,944 --> 00:44:37,898 Here. Pretty as a picture. 634 00:44:39,963 --> 00:44:43,692 Simone and I have been talking about what you said about love. 635 00:44:44,105 --> 00:44:46,871 You were right. We're thinking about it. 636 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,389 You want something else? 637 00:44:58,509 --> 00:45:00,825 I have tarte tatin. I can reheat it. 638 00:45:01,623 --> 00:45:03,068 I'm in for tatin. 639 00:45:44,243 --> 00:45:47,120 Mr Georges, where were you? I came three times today! 640 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:51,190 - In the Louvre. - But my rendez-vous was at 5pm! 641 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:53,144 I couldn't miss it! So... 642 00:45:53,264 --> 00:45:56,323 I had to dress my own hair. Look at the result. 643 00:45:56,734 --> 00:45:59,472 Roland has been calm. You know what I mean. 644 00:46:00,009 --> 00:46:01,234 Really calm. 645 00:46:03,381 --> 00:46:05,032 Are you okay, Mr Georges? 646 00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:06,628 I'm very well. 647 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,266 You look peaky. 648 00:46:08,386 --> 00:46:10,588 We're too. When I'm lacking love... 649 00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:13,148 My pancreas hurts and I'm dead beat. 650 00:46:13,268 --> 00:46:16,258 Look at me. Poor Roland, I understand him. 651 00:46:16,378 --> 00:46:19,433 You're closing? Sorry, I forgot about the time. 652 00:46:21,704 --> 00:46:24,291 Mr Georges, you need a good sleep tonight. 653 00:46:24,411 --> 00:46:27,755 You'll have to fix my hair tomorrow. Have a good night. 654 00:47:27,775 --> 00:47:29,192 I changed my mind. 655 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:31,298 I'm leaving my rat-hole. 656 00:47:33,355 --> 00:47:35,626 If you want to come with me, I agree. 657 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,269 My son can sleep anywhere too. 658 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:18,521 I'm American! I told you I'm American! I came here to do hair. 659 00:48:18,641 --> 00:48:22,943 Can't you see, man, that this is a hairbrush and a comb, and I have pins in there. 660 00:48:23,063 --> 00:48:27,161 I ain't got no dope in that bag. Tell him Dicky, tell him. You too! 661 00:48:27,281 --> 00:48:28,565 Ain't nothing in there! 662 00:48:40,226 --> 00:48:43,143 - You're sure we're not mistaken? - Can't you read? 663 00:48:43,263 --> 00:48:44,698 - Where? - Here. 664 00:48:44,818 --> 00:48:46,873 - I can't read this. - You can't? 665 00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:50,571 - It's not French. - 49th World Hairdressing Championships. 666 00:48:51,135 --> 00:48:52,135 World? 667 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,989 - World Championships? - Yes, World. 668 00:48:55,109 --> 00:48:58,058 We're participating in the World Championships? 669 00:48:58,498 --> 00:49:00,920 - Why didn't you tell me? - I told you. 670 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,957 You said Hairdressing Championships.. 671 00:49:03,077 --> 00:49:05,477 Not World! You never said World. 672 00:49:34,396 --> 00:49:36,502 - Is this your first time? - What? 673 00:49:36,622 --> 00:49:40,864 - The Worlds Championships. - How do you think Grace Kelly heard about me? 674 00:50:04,217 --> 00:50:05,607 I want to register. 675 00:50:05,727 --> 00:50:08,786 I'm sorry, Sir. Registrations have been closed since noon. 676 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:13,451 I'm replacing Mr Cardet. He's registered, but he broke his arm. Cardet, France. 677 00:50:15,295 --> 00:50:16,506 It's me again. 678 00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:19,382 Manitti. With two T. 679 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:24,047 You sent me to the Bain Hotel. They told me there is no Manitti with two T. 680 00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:27,816 There is a Manniti with two N. It's not me! 681 00:50:27,936 --> 00:50:30,624 - Manniti? - No, Manitti! Ti! 682 00:50:30,744 --> 00:50:32,729 Where do you accommodate Manitti? 683 00:50:34,844 --> 00:50:37,996 - Which country? - France. Flavier, Georges Flavier. 684 00:50:38,271 --> 00:50:39,730 Flavier? V-I-E-R? 685 00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:42,675 I knew one from Bastia! 686 00:50:42,795 --> 00:50:46,398 He had three seats near the port. A genius with a curling iron! 687 00:50:46,518 --> 00:50:48,861 He could curl a legionnaire. 688 00:50:48,981 --> 00:50:50,086 -Your cousin? 689 00:50:50,206 --> 00:50:53,536 The only Manitti stays at the Bain Hotel. It must be you. 690 00:50:53,656 --> 00:50:55,821 Fuck! What a shitty organization. 691 00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:57,995 Good luck, Flavier. 692 00:50:58,518 --> 00:51:01,009 I'm replacing Mr Cardet. He had an accident. 693 00:51:01,129 --> 00:51:03,968 I already told you. Registrations are closed. 694 00:51:04,088 --> 00:51:07,023 - It's over. - What do you mean over? 695 00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:10,367 Even words? Discussions have been closed since noon too? 696 00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:11,523 Sir, please... 697 00:51:11,643 --> 00:51:15,514 We rode the train for 18 hours! You didn't tell him to arrive before noon. 698 00:51:15,634 --> 00:51:18,726 We came here and you think we'll just go home? 699 00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:20,363 Wait! Calm down! 700 00:51:20,483 --> 00:51:23,377 Georges, don't give up! He dressed Grace Kelly's hair! 701 00:51:25,145 --> 00:51:26,810 I can carry my luggage. 702 00:51:34,421 --> 00:51:35,590 Wait, wait. 703 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:37,462 I'll explain. Calmly. 704 00:51:37,582 --> 00:51:38,976 No. It's okay. 705 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:43,063 I'll be back. 706 00:51:59,346 --> 00:52:00,750 The Imperator! 707 00:52:09,821 --> 00:52:12,326 I knew you'd come back. I knew it! 708 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,691 Mimi! 709 00:52:17,811 --> 00:52:20,457 Come and see! It's unbelievable, he's here! 710 00:52:20,577 --> 00:52:21,434 Who? 711 00:52:21,554 --> 00:52:24,489 The Triple Carpathe! Flavier, Georges Flavier! 712 00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:28,930 I can't spend my life going upstairs and downstairs, Botho! 713 00:52:29,370 --> 00:52:30,719 What is your hotel? 714 00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:32,976 I'm leaving, I can't register. 715 00:52:33,096 --> 00:52:34,641 What are you saying? 716 00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:37,705 Do you know who he is? 717 00:52:37,825 --> 00:52:39,549 He's the best in the world! 718 00:52:39,669 --> 00:52:43,003 The King of the Kings, and you don't accept him?! 719 00:52:43,123 --> 00:52:44,829 But Mr Stullman, he... 720 00:52:44,949 --> 00:52:47,967 Tell this asshole of Gombaud that if Flavier leaves... 721 00:52:48,087 --> 00:52:50,485 Botho Stullman is leaving the championships too. 722 00:52:50,605 --> 00:52:53,334 - Let it go. - Let it go? Let it go?! 723 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:56,962 Are you crazy? I've won everything since you left. 724 00:52:57,082 --> 00:53:00,334 I'm like Bismarck... There's no one to compete with me. 725 00:53:00,454 --> 00:53:02,481 Only little tinpot Napoleons. 726 00:53:02,919 --> 00:53:04,695 I miss you, Georges. 727 00:53:06,759 --> 00:53:08,534 Don't tell me it's Luc... 728 00:53:08,975 --> 00:53:10,860 No. He's Gus, my assistant. 729 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:13,296 Oh. I was thinking... 730 00:53:13,794 --> 00:53:15,638 But it's been a long time! 731 00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:18,211 Baby Luc must be a colossus now. 732 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:19,449 He's a sailor. 733 00:53:19,569 --> 00:53:21,582 Botho! I'm freaking cold! 734 00:53:22,078 --> 00:53:24,734 You bought me a cheap fur, didn�t you? 735 00:53:25,088 --> 00:53:26,519 She's a bitch. 736 00:53:26,946 --> 00:53:28,776 But she wears gold. 737 00:53:28,896 --> 00:53:30,276 It's brand new! 738 00:53:30,396 --> 00:53:32,230 I bought it two years ago. 739 00:53:32,350 --> 00:53:35,694 Is he your champion? He looks like a hobo. 740 00:53:35,814 --> 00:53:37,139 Let's go now. 741 00:53:37,259 --> 00:53:39,602 Her temper is like her hair. 742 00:53:39,722 --> 00:53:40,722 Electric! 743 00:53:41,358 --> 00:53:44,454 - Leave me alone, will you? - Calm down, calm down. 744 00:53:45,101 --> 00:53:47,441 Do you know who this hobo is? 745 00:53:47,771 --> 00:53:51,431 He's the only one who humiliated me with a comb and a pair of scissors. 746 00:53:51,551 --> 00:53:55,652 He beat me twice. Biarritz '59 and Barcelona. 747 00:53:55,772 --> 00:53:56,932 No, Venice. 748 00:53:57,052 --> 00:53:59,533 Exact. Venice. In '62. 749 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,611 With your Triple Carpathe. 750 00:54:02,249 --> 00:54:03,969 I'll never forget it. 751 00:54:04,089 --> 00:54:05,552 It is engraved here. 752 00:54:05,672 --> 00:54:09,336 I'm so sorry, Mister Stullman... 753 00:54:09,456 --> 00:54:12,511 No one tole me he was Mr Flavier. 754 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:16,117 We are deeply honored with your presence. 755 00:54:18,302 --> 00:54:23,160 Is there an asshole who are here capable of speaking English in this dry-assed town? 756 00:54:36,058 --> 00:54:37,393 Do you like it? 757 00:54:37,513 --> 00:54:38,673 Totally. 758 00:54:47,065 --> 00:54:49,721 If I have no style, Walter, I'm leaving! 759 00:54:49,841 --> 00:54:52,019 Fuck you and your big ass! 760 00:54:59,081 --> 00:55:01,490 A Valsar haircut! Who likes it nowadays? 761 00:55:01,610 --> 00:55:02,845 Kurteg, come back! 762 00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:05,446 We'll do the haircut you want! 763 00:55:05,566 --> 00:55:07,062 Kurteg, I love you! 764 00:55:07,351 --> 00:55:09,470 Daisy! Daisy! 765 00:55:09,590 --> 00:55:11,369 My Babyliss is broken again! 766 00:55:11,489 --> 00:55:14,025 Daisy, open up! Daisy! 767 00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:16,378 My Babyliss is dead. 768 00:55:22,697 --> 00:55:25,560 Georges, is the midget we met that good? 769 00:55:26,358 --> 00:55:27,707 He is inventive. 770 00:55:29,386 --> 00:55:32,399 Inventiveness doesn't count. The only thing that counts is time. 771 00:55:33,005 --> 00:55:35,647 Come one. Give me C3 B5. 772 00:55:38,303 --> 00:55:40,340 No, the handle first. Remember? 773 00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,803 - Right. Let's start over. - C2 B4. 774 00:55:46,450 --> 00:55:48,831 Shit, I can't do it. 775 00:55:48,951 --> 00:55:51,583 It's not you. It's me. Let's do it again. 776 00:55:51,996 --> 00:55:53,344 C5 P3. 777 00:55:58,590 --> 00:55:59,842 You can do it. 778 00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,576 Let's do it again. 779 00:56:06,470 --> 00:56:08,589 Flavier! Have you heard? 780 00:56:08,878 --> 00:56:12,498 I went back to the Bain. They told me there is no Manitti. 781 00:56:13,007 --> 00:56:15,896 They didn't know me! Manitti had disappeared. 782 00:56:16,016 --> 00:56:17,520 There was a Ranitti. 783 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,168 Do you imagine? Ranitti! I almost beat them up. 784 00:56:21,288 --> 00:56:25,654 Finally I'm in the Royal in a room reserved for Korvalitch, with a K! 785 00:56:25,774 --> 00:56:27,375 This is a crazy mess! 786 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:32,428 Your equipment is classy! 787 00:56:33,267 --> 00:56:34,602 Mine is chrome-plated. 788 00:56:34,722 --> 00:56:37,712 My thing is not the tools. It's the legs. 789 00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:41,358 Everything is in the move. Rapidity! Stability! 790 00:56:41,592 --> 00:56:43,684 Look! Thigh, calf, shoe! 791 00:56:43,804 --> 00:56:45,395 You get it? Look! 792 00:56:45,959 --> 00:56:48,698 Look! It's not about the hand! It's the foot! 793 00:56:48,818 --> 00:56:50,789 The foot leads. You get it? 794 00:56:50,909 --> 00:56:53,941 You brush, you brush... The foot makes it all! 795 00:56:54,061 --> 00:56:56,947 See? Get it? It's the thing! 796 00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:00,387 I almost forgot. Do you know about the models? 797 00:57:00,507 --> 00:57:02,754 - No. - What a mess. 798 00:57:03,332 --> 00:57:05,988 Tomorrow, 8am, Veltana Square. 799 00:57:06,332 --> 00:57:09,250 Be on time. Girls will be hard to get. 800 00:57:09,924 --> 00:57:10,956 Thank you. 801 00:57:11,933 --> 00:57:13,832 Look! Look at my hands! 802 00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:17,823 Thanks to my foot my hands work alone on the hair! This is it. 803 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:27,102 Georges? 804 00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:29,850 Georges? 805 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:34,282 Georges? 806 00:57:36,296 --> 00:57:37,296 Georges? 807 00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:44,087 Are you okay? 808 00:57:48,863 --> 00:57:50,087 Are you tired? 809 00:57:51,353 --> 00:57:52,353 A bit. 810 00:57:54,801 --> 00:57:56,576 - Georges? - Yes? 811 00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,264 You're not afraid, are you? 812 00:58:01,241 --> 00:58:02,301 I'm not. 813 00:58:03,595 --> 00:58:04,595 Not at all. 814 00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:46,254 Hurry up! We won't have one! 815 00:58:53,307 --> 00:58:55,977 Which one do you want? Tell me. This one? 816 00:58:56,390 --> 00:58:57,477 This one? 817 00:58:57,972 --> 00:59:00,904 Look at this one! This one? Georges! This one? 818 00:59:03,404 --> 00:59:04,518 This one? 819 00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:06,665 All of them are worn out. 820 00:59:08,399 --> 00:59:10,477 This one? This one? 821 00:59:13,065 --> 00:59:15,763 She's perfect. I'll take her. 822 00:59:15,883 --> 00:59:18,721 I'm telling you: You will go buy the butter... 823 00:59:18,841 --> 00:59:21,143 for these noddles! 824 00:59:21,263 --> 00:59:23,073 Shut up, Kurteg! Shut up! 825 00:59:23,193 --> 00:59:26,816 You can't even tell hairs from shoelaces. 826 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:29,169 I can't stand him. 827 00:59:29,289 --> 00:59:31,756 - This is not new! - Asshole! 828 00:59:32,882 --> 00:59:34,272 Look at this one. 829 00:59:35,373 --> 00:59:36,969 Rotten? It's straw. 830 00:59:38,758 --> 00:59:40,575 - Miss! - Don't move! 831 00:59:40,695 --> 00:59:42,983 - Lean! - Don't be afraid. 832 00:59:43,103 --> 00:59:45,296 - What do you think? - She's good! 833 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,617 Let's take her! 834 00:59:47,911 --> 00:59:49,672 What is he doing? 835 00:59:50,952 --> 00:59:52,755 Why doesn't he choose one? 836 00:59:54,697 --> 00:59:57,711 What's going on, Botho? Are you afraid of him? 837 00:59:58,715 --> 01:00:01,853 No. I'm looking at his hands. 838 01:00:02,486 --> 01:00:04,206 Only his hands. 839 01:00:09,811 --> 01:00:11,311 The little brunette! 840 01:00:11,724 --> 01:00:12,724 This one? 841 01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:18,493 Rapidity, stability, legs! You can't lose! Got it? 842 01:00:18,613 --> 01:00:21,328 You're lucky! You know who chose you? Manitti! 843 01:00:21,448 --> 01:00:23,131 - Manilli? - No! Manitti! 844 01:00:24,961 --> 01:00:28,030 What now? There is a dachshund there. Would you like it? 845 01:00:28,150 --> 01:00:30,425 - Did you notice the German's hair? - The midget's girlfriend? 846 01:00:30,545 --> 01:00:32,861 This is the quality I need or I'm busted. 847 01:00:32,981 --> 01:00:34,850 Why didn't you bring someone from Paris? 848 01:00:34,970 --> 01:00:38,390 Fernande's hair gave the butcher an erection. It's top quality! 849 01:00:39,234 --> 01:00:43,899 Confident, Botho? He's done. He couldn't find one. 850 01:00:44,284 --> 01:00:47,848 Poor Flavier, when I think about what he used to be... 851 01:00:48,165 --> 01:00:51,068 I'm telling you: I want a villa this year! 852 01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:55,555 You hear me? I want a villa this year! 853 01:00:57,027 --> 01:01:00,289 - Where are you going? - It's over. We're going home. 854 01:01:00,409 --> 01:01:04,087 You mean the luggage, the train, everything? We're giving up? 855 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,592 Unless you become a redhead and be my model tomorrow. 856 01:01:07,712 --> 01:01:10,152 Don't be crazy, Georges! I'll find one! 857 01:01:10,272 --> 01:01:13,235 - The other girls will look poor. - You know nothing... 858 01:01:13,355 --> 01:01:17,349 About hair maybe, but about looking poor I do. Let me try, Georges! 859 01:01:17,583 --> 01:01:19,028 Are you French? 860 01:01:19,675 --> 01:01:20,675 Yes. 861 01:01:20,703 --> 01:01:23,789 Champs Elys�es, croissant, Le bourgeois gentilhomme... 862 01:01:23,909 --> 01:01:25,812 Sunsets, honeymoons... 863 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,826 Make a fuss, we're in deep shit... 864 01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:31,004 - I'm collecting French. - Really? 865 01:01:31,124 --> 01:01:33,274 - Do you have oysters? - Oysters? 866 01:01:33,394 --> 01:01:35,517 I'll trade my cakes for oysters. 867 01:01:35,637 --> 01:01:37,458 - We don't have oysters. - Liar! 868 01:01:37,578 --> 01:01:39,660 You have seas, so you have oysters. 869 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,652 Here, there is no sea. 870 01:01:41,772 --> 01:01:43,097 Maybe we can find some. 871 01:01:43,217 --> 01:01:48,023 You couldn't find a model amongst 200 chicks and you will find oysters in Czechoslovakia? 872 01:01:48,143 --> 01:01:49,716 Then I won't be a total loser. 873 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:53,359 - Can you carry this? I'm tired. - Carry this. She's tired. 874 01:01:54,914 --> 01:01:57,473 If we find oysters, can you pay it for me? 875 01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:39,458 Is she eating oysters? 876 01:02:40,288 --> 01:02:41,288 Yes. 877 01:02:42,352 --> 01:02:45,105 While you're doing her hair, she's eating oysters. 878 01:02:45,225 --> 01:02:46,687 - Yes. - Why? 879 01:02:47,623 --> 01:02:49,797 It makes her see the sea. 880 01:02:51,112 --> 01:02:54,635 Bretons... Always the same... Always a little trick. 881 01:02:55,378 --> 01:02:56,452 May I? 882 01:02:57,222 --> 01:02:59,465 I may find a pearl! 883 01:03:04,228 --> 01:03:06,568 This is a wild beast you found! 884 01:03:06,688 --> 01:03:08,412 With beautiful hair. 885 01:03:08,532 --> 01:03:10,614 Isn't it too difficult to come back? 886 01:03:10,734 --> 01:03:11,885 I'll be fine. 887 01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:16,753 For sure! Just one day of practice and tomorrow you'll win the championships! 888 01:03:17,234 --> 01:03:18,459 Botho! 889 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:22,408 Should I remind you I'm the one you should work on? 890 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:23,922 All the best in your work. 891 01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:31,882 You won't tell me why she's eating oysters? 892 01:03:32,002 --> 01:03:33,002 No. 893 01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:38,598 I'm not afraid! 894 01:03:42,747 --> 01:03:43,999 Who's this rat? 895 01:03:44,605 --> 01:03:46,820 - The favorite. - He won't win. 896 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:48,513 Dear friends... 897 01:03:48,747 --> 01:03:51,279 Here are the results of the draw... 898 01:03:51,399 --> 01:03:54,926 for tomorrow morning preliminaries. 899 01:03:55,046 --> 01:03:58,408 The imposed theme is "Gala". 900 01:04:03,814 --> 01:04:06,497 Good luck to everyone. 901 01:04:06,617 --> 01:04:08,080 Is it good for you? 902 01:04:17,978 --> 01:04:19,740 Should I give you a comb? 903 01:04:20,533 --> 01:04:21,533 No. 904 01:04:38,852 --> 01:04:43,240 Hey man, how's it going? I see you finally found something good. 905 01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:51,400 Let's have a walk outside. 906 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:06,127 You should not walk around like that. 907 01:05:06,842 --> 01:05:08,907 They'll think you need an idea. 908 01:05:09,027 --> 01:05:10,985 That you have no inspiration. 909 01:05:13,382 --> 01:05:14,648 Stop! 910 01:05:14,768 --> 01:05:16,217 Fuck... 911 01:05:16,836 --> 01:05:20,194 I can't do my brushing in less that 15.2 in this country. 912 01:05:20,314 --> 01:05:22,616 In Bastia I can do it easily in 13. 913 01:05:22,736 --> 01:05:25,986 I'm weighed down by the altitude. Aren't you, Flavier? 914 01:05:26,106 --> 01:05:27,445 Yeah, maybe. 915 01:05:27,565 --> 01:05:30,445 Your plexus. Enlarge your plexus. That's the solution. 916 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:34,597 Let's do it. Enlarge your plexus. You'll be better that this asshole. 917 01:05:36,207 --> 01:05:37,391 Don't copy! 918 01:05:38,037 --> 01:05:40,033 You want to see? Alright. 919 01:05:44,912 --> 01:05:47,954 See? I've mastered your triple carpathe now. 920 01:05:48,449 --> 01:05:49,449 No brush. 921 01:05:49,519 --> 01:05:51,614 A little 12 is enough. 922 01:05:51,734 --> 01:05:55,330 You'll need something else to beat me. 923 01:06:03,661 --> 01:06:05,285 You fucking French! 924 01:06:05,405 --> 01:06:07,129 Watch your step! 925 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:16,672 Never do it again! You hear? 926 01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:18,323 You hear?! 927 01:06:19,626 --> 01:06:22,695 Come and see the Prince of Hair 928 01:06:23,081 --> 01:06:25,984 Tomorrow at 11am in the Lucerna Theater! 929 01:06:26,104 --> 01:06:29,063 World Hairdressing Championships! 930 01:06:29,633 --> 01:06:31,808 Just a few tickets left... 931 01:06:31,928 --> 01:06:34,350 More than 30 countries competing... 932 01:06:40,102 --> 01:06:42,139 But... Did you find something? 933 01:06:42,801 --> 01:06:46,145 Georges, you have to tell me. I must train myself or we'll fail. 934 01:06:46,265 --> 01:06:47,851 What does "fail" means? 935 01:06:59,908 --> 01:07:02,027 Come on! Let's go to the Grafit. 936 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,312 It's a very cool night club. 937 01:07:12,552 --> 01:07:13,552 Let's go! 938 01:07:15,016 --> 01:07:17,345 She's says it's funny. It'll help your inspiration. 939 01:07:17,465 --> 01:07:20,148 I have no inspiration. How can it be helped? 940 01:07:20,268 --> 01:07:21,346 Ok, forget it. 941 01:07:21,466 --> 01:07:23,379 - You can go. - No, I'm staying. 942 01:07:23,499 --> 01:07:26,090 - I'm saying you can go! - Are you sure? 943 01:07:29,599 --> 01:07:31,787 Well... Wait for me, don't sleep. 944 01:07:31,907 --> 01:07:33,251 Hurry up. 945 01:07:34,215 --> 01:07:35,536 I won't be late. 946 01:07:35,656 --> 01:07:38,233 - Do what you want. - Yes, I'm just saying. 947 01:07:38,353 --> 01:07:41,646 - You come with me? - No, only old people dance there. 948 01:07:44,158 --> 01:07:45,781 Well, see you later. 949 01:07:52,182 --> 01:07:53,999 Do you mind if I go there? 950 01:07:54,119 --> 01:07:56,696 Do what you want. How many times should I say it? 951 01:07:56,816 --> 01:07:58,567 Well... I won't be late. 952 01:08:03,259 --> 01:08:05,764 You don't dance anymore, Mr Flavier? 953 01:08:06,493 --> 01:08:08,337 You used to enjoy it. 954 01:08:09,039 --> 01:08:10,594 Do you remember us? 955 01:08:10,714 --> 01:08:14,677 We met in the Canaries during the Cop cruise. 956 01:08:14,797 --> 01:08:16,040 Cop, cop, cop... 957 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,991 The Cop hat! 958 01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:20,482 We're the Kovetches. 959 01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:22,819 The Kovetches! Of course I remember! 960 01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:27,251 You and your wife were the kings of the boat. 961 01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:31,916 We laughed so much when you imitated the captain stuttering! 962 01:08:35,926 --> 01:08:40,962 You danced flamenco on top of the restaurant table! 963 01:08:41,082 --> 01:08:42,890 Dressed as a se�orita! 964 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,330 What if he gets laid? 965 01:09:19,450 --> 01:09:23,156 We can't wait for him the whole night while he's getting laid. 966 01:09:23,276 --> 01:09:24,520 Go to sleep. 967 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:28,965 You need to sleep. You hold the scissors. I'm just waiting. 968 01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:32,529 If you're tired, you may hurt my eye or my ear. 969 01:09:33,327 --> 01:09:34,538 Or your nose. 970 01:09:34,658 --> 01:09:35,958 Your spleen. 971 01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:38,215 - Your bottom. - My cheek. 972 01:09:38,335 --> 01:09:40,609 Sorry, but a pierced cheek hurts. 973 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,197 What's his bill? 974 01:10:08,112 --> 01:10:09,323 Bye. 975 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:14,759 Gus is having fun. You know, it's good to have fun. 976 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,079 Hey, Georges! 977 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:23,175 I'd like us to win. 978 01:10:48,946 --> 01:10:51,175 You're the guy I loved the most... 979 01:10:51,295 --> 01:10:53,143 in my entire life, Kurteg... 980 01:10:53,263 --> 01:10:56,528 But admit you are a good-for-nothing... 981 01:11:20,004 --> 01:11:21,009 I'm here! 982 01:11:21,129 --> 01:11:24,649 Hey, Dick! Where are my shoes? 983 01:11:25,571 --> 01:11:27,470 Where are you, asshole? 984 01:11:27,590 --> 01:11:29,108 Get'em up here! 985 01:11:29,228 --> 01:11:31,764 Get a move on, man. You're so fucking slow! 986 01:11:31,884 --> 01:11:33,790 Get my shoes up here. Quick! 987 01:11:33,910 --> 01:11:35,895 Get'em up here, man! 988 01:11:36,015 --> 01:11:39,638 Ladies and gentlemen! The contest will start in 40 minutes. 989 01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:41,303 40 minutes! 990 01:11:41,582 --> 01:11:45,609 The contestants will present themselves in the following order... 991 01:11:45,729 --> 01:11:46,729 So? 992 01:11:46,843 --> 01:11:49,747 He won't drink. He's very worried. 993 01:11:49,867 --> 01:11:53,115 But don't worry, it'll be fine. 994 01:12:02,342 --> 01:12:04,875 Ironable and clean. This is all I have. 995 01:12:07,283 --> 01:12:08,425 Perfect. 996 01:12:08,545 --> 01:12:11,370 I wore it for my aunt's funeral. People liked it. 997 01:12:13,101 --> 01:12:14,546 Work on me. 998 01:12:20,175 --> 01:12:22,184 I saw the German. The Champion. 999 01:12:22,304 --> 01:12:24,378 He doesn't look in good shape. 1000 01:12:26,882 --> 01:12:27,900 Georges... 1001 01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,566 I don't know how it went... 1002 01:12:33,530 --> 01:12:35,347 I... I've been taken. 1003 01:12:36,255 --> 01:12:37,920 The girl was a tornado. 1004 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:40,053 I had never seen such a thing. 1005 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,709 I didn't wake up. 1006 01:12:43,873 --> 01:12:44,906 Still... 1007 01:12:45,208 --> 01:12:46,984 She's been nice. Look. 1008 01:12:49,172 --> 01:12:52,185 She lent me her father's tuxedo. He's a musician. 1009 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,759 We had forgotten about my tuxedo! 1010 01:13:00,677 --> 01:13:02,232 It's great, isn't it? 1011 01:13:12,913 --> 01:13:15,005 What the hell are you doing?! 1012 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:17,468 I don't need to be disturbed! I don't! 1013 01:13:17,588 --> 01:13:21,032 Idiots in need of help, I don't need them! Let them die! 1014 01:13:22,823 --> 01:13:26,126 I need no one. Get it? I need no one! 1015 01:13:27,626 --> 01:13:30,089 You need to fuck. It would calm you down! 1016 01:13:32,195 --> 01:13:33,199 It's true. 1017 01:13:45,512 --> 01:13:47,865 Leave him alone. He'll cool down. 1018 01:13:47,985 --> 01:13:51,649 He needs to be calm for the test. 1019 01:13:51,883 --> 01:13:54,236 Mr Flavier has changed. 1020 01:13:54,732 --> 01:13:55,962 He has changed. 1021 01:13:56,513 --> 01:13:59,017 - How was he before? - Very funny. 1022 01:13:59,137 --> 01:14:00,545 Funny, all the time. 1023 01:14:00,665 --> 01:14:02,361 I think he's still funny. 1024 01:14:02,481 --> 01:14:06,008 You haven't met him before. With his wife... A clown. 1025 01:14:06,297 --> 01:14:07,866 A real clown. 1026 01:14:08,169 --> 01:14:09,573 Unstoppable. 1027 01:14:09,986 --> 01:14:13,508 In my opinion, he never recovered from his son. 1028 01:14:14,073 --> 01:14:16,563 - Luc? - I never knew his name. 1029 01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:19,633 But the day his son drowned... 1030 01:14:20,115 --> 01:14:23,308 We never saw Mr Flavier competing again. 1031 01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:25,303 Disappeared. 1032 01:14:25,423 --> 01:14:27,340 Luc? Luc drowned? 1033 01:14:27,991 --> 01:14:29,312 Yes, his son. 1034 01:14:29,628 --> 01:14:30,880 The sailor. 1035 01:14:31,293 --> 01:14:33,770 Some say it was not an accident... 1036 01:14:34,321 --> 01:14:35,642 A love story? 1037 01:14:35,931 --> 01:14:37,087 I don't know. 1038 01:14:37,534 --> 01:14:39,599 It was a long time ago. 1039 01:14:39,719 --> 01:14:41,319 I've never liked love. 1040 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,067 Georges! Georges! 1041 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,444 Georges... 1042 01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:09,202 It was just a fuck, Georges. No love. Just fuck. 1043 01:16:10,262 --> 01:16:12,189 Can you tell me where you're going? 1044 01:16:12,309 --> 01:16:14,163 There's nothing in this direction. 1045 01:16:14,283 --> 01:16:16,998 Come on, Georges, we'll crush them all. 1046 01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:18,842 You're the best, Georges. 1047 01:16:18,962 --> 01:16:21,581 You know why we'll win? Because we're alive. 1048 01:16:21,701 --> 01:16:24,999 I'm alive, you're alive. Not like your idiot of a son. 1049 01:16:27,242 --> 01:16:29,760 An idiot. What an idiot! Luc, Luc, Luc! 1050 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,380 He's been fucked like a queer. He let you down, the rat. 1051 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:37,097 Are you gonna do the same? Are you letting me down? 1052 01:16:37,217 --> 01:16:40,413 I'm alive, in front of you, and you're letting me down? 1053 01:17:42,801 --> 01:17:44,673 Did you bring everything?... 1054 01:18:12,063 --> 01:18:15,146 Ladies and gentlemen! 1055 01:18:15,266 --> 01:18:17,912 Welcome to Karlovy Vary! 1056 01:18:18,032 --> 01:18:22,845 We'll host this international championship in great pomp! 1057 01:18:23,519 --> 01:18:26,808 I'll let Mr Biliantek, the Mayor, speak. 1058 01:18:26,928 --> 01:18:30,506 He is honoring us by opening this event. 1059 01:18:54,926 --> 01:18:57,279 You may applaud on the central podium... 1060 01:18:57,399 --> 01:19:02,160 Botho Stullman, #10. Six times World Champion! 1061 01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:12,248 #24 Kurteg and Stoff. 4 times European Champions. 1062 01:19:14,061 --> 01:19:19,772 #28 Enzo Manitti and #27 Miss Jackson from the USA. 1063 01:19:19,892 --> 01:19:23,429 The Kovatches, #9, from the Czech Republic! 1064 01:19:25,410 --> 01:19:29,869 Uma Coco, best African hairdresser 1992! 1065 01:19:31,889 --> 01:19:33,665 Now the models are seated. 1066 01:19:33,785 --> 01:19:38,550 The President of the Jury will begin the first exams on the theme "Gala". 1067 01:19:40,128 --> 01:19:41,889 What is happening here? 1068 01:19:42,632 --> 01:19:47,518 A latecomer! #26 Georges Flavier of France. 1069 01:19:48,206 --> 01:19:50,545 Who is now taking his place. 1070 01:19:50,665 --> 01:19:53,738 The eliminations may now commence. 1071 01:19:54,948 --> 01:19:56,035 Flavier! 1072 01:19:58,399 --> 01:20:00,601 Get ready for the countdown. 1073 01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:04,228 What's the idea for the girl? 1074 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,574 It's time you tell me. 1075 01:20:06,694 --> 01:20:07,631 10... 1076 01:20:07,751 --> 01:20:09,803 If I fail, you'll be responsible. 1077 01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:15,032 7... 6... 5... 1078 01:20:15,152 --> 01:20:18,868 4... 3... 2... 1079 01:20:19,335 --> 01:20:20,354 1... 1080 01:20:21,551 --> 01:20:26,546 And it's an excellent start for all the candidates. It's going very quickly. 1081 01:20:28,253 --> 01:20:31,349 Notice the work of #27, the Philippines. 1082 01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:34,184 And #19 of Monaco. 1083 01:20:34,762 --> 01:20:38,491 The #37 of Romania is also going very well. 1084 01:20:44,801 --> 01:20:47,388 Botho Stullman has made an excellent start. 1085 01:20:47,508 --> 01:20:51,957 How can one not admire the speed with which he creates his hairstyles? 1086 01:20:53,652 --> 01:20:55,551 With their usual elegance... 1087 01:20:55,671 --> 01:20:59,418 Mr and Mrs Kovetch are making a magnificent bird cage. 1088 01:21:00,467 --> 01:21:05,325 Oh, yeah. I said my name is Johnson. 1089 01:21:06,025 --> 01:21:09,355 Look at the extraordinary energy of Enzo Manitti. 1090 01:21:09,475 --> 01:21:11,970 You think he was flying on his model! 1091 01:21:20,463 --> 01:21:23,243 The Polish team is moving ahead very well. 1092 01:21:27,103 --> 01:21:31,919 I have the feeling that Kurteg and Stoff are preparing an ode to Bacchus. 1093 01:21:35,413 --> 01:21:37,023 What are we doing?! 1094 01:21:38,077 --> 01:21:41,600 And it's the Spanish contestant, #5 Carmino... 1095 01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:46,402 who finishes first with a remarkable time! 3 minutes 40 seconds! 1096 01:21:59,058 --> 01:22:00,778 I can't stand him. 1097 01:22:02,815 --> 01:22:05,911 Georges, fuck! Look at the stop-watch! 1098 01:22:06,031 --> 01:22:10,056 On the podium to the left, one may appreciate the work of Larkevitch. 1099 01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:14,194 Just behind him, notice the dexterity of Karotas of Greece. 1100 01:22:14,314 --> 01:22:17,896 Who's creating a mobile sculpture with his model's hair. 1101 01:22:19,908 --> 01:22:22,371 We must do something now, Georges. We must... 1102 01:22:23,458 --> 01:22:24,669 We must do it. 1103 01:22:26,397 --> 01:22:28,406 Botho Stullman has finished! 1104 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:33,191 In less that 6 and a half minutes he has constructed an Eiffel Tower! 1105 01:22:33,311 --> 01:22:37,664 With the magnificent blond hair of his model. What a performance! 1106 01:22:43,931 --> 01:22:46,697 A well deserved round of applause. 1107 01:22:47,778 --> 01:22:48,778 B2. 1108 01:22:50,384 --> 01:22:54,155 Here we are. You deserve it. You didn't train me. 1109 01:22:58,834 --> 01:22:59,880 Elastic. 1110 01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:02,455 What? I have no elastic! 1111 01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:06,506 I can now see a magnificent dolphin... 1112 01:23:06,626 --> 01:23:10,221 taking shape in the model #15's hair. 1113 01:23:16,971 --> 01:23:20,109 It's #26, Georges Flavier. 1114 01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:24,719 He finishes with the... surprising work of... simplicity. 1115 01:23:34,223 --> 01:23:36,369 #14 has finished. 1116 01:23:37,325 --> 01:23:39,981 And Manitti, #28, too! 1117 01:23:41,247 --> 01:23:44,247 You had to uncurl her hair! 1118 01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:46,875 Not all these useless tricks! 1119 01:23:46,995 --> 01:23:48,141 I uncurled! 1120 01:23:48,261 --> 01:23:50,453 No! You unbrushed! 1121 01:23:50,573 --> 01:23:54,132 You made her look like a turkey going to the opera. 1122 01:23:54,252 --> 01:23:57,958 If we make it to the final, you'll do it all alone. I quit! 1123 01:23:58,078 --> 01:24:00,022 Kurteg, wait, I love you! 1124 01:24:00,142 --> 01:24:03,665 So, did he enlarge his plexus? Let me see his idea. 1125 01:24:03,785 --> 01:24:05,578 Good! Very good! 1126 01:24:05,698 --> 01:24:07,160 It's the best! 1127 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,240 Flavier is good. Very good! 1128 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,079 Just an elastic? Fuck, man! Alright! 1129 01:24:12,199 --> 01:24:14,676 When it's pure it's always good. 1130 01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:16,905 Natural is a good idea. 1131 01:24:17,025 --> 01:24:21,024 Just an idea. No skill. But a good idea. You can have hope. 1132 01:24:21,144 --> 01:24:23,666 Still smarter than an Eiffel Tower! 1133 01:24:23,786 --> 01:24:24,786 Botho! 1134 01:24:25,221 --> 01:24:28,964 Botho! What are these assholes doing with the results? 1135 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,620 It's never been so long! 1136 01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:33,919 Botho! 1137 01:24:46,992 --> 01:24:49,056 You were right about her hair. 1138 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,400 What? 1139 01:24:50,970 --> 01:24:52,883 It's first choice quality. 1140 01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:55,084 Why do you say that? 1141 01:24:56,887 --> 01:24:59,185 She was picked up for the final. 1142 01:25:07,022 --> 01:25:08,893 I slide to the scissors. 1143 01:25:09,013 --> 01:25:11,260 I take the scissors, I turn, I jump twice... 1144 01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:15,853 I cut, I take the hair, I curl it, I cross it... 1145 01:25:15,973 --> 01:25:18,495 I take the barrette, I jump twice, I turn... 1146 01:25:18,615 --> 01:25:20,972 No, fuck! I jump once, I turn... 1147 01:25:25,334 --> 01:25:27,577 You really are the Imperator. 1148 01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,100 I wanted to congratulate you before the final. 1149 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:33,056 This was a nice come back. 1150 01:25:33,176 --> 01:25:36,497 I'm glad I insisted you registered. 1151 01:25:36,617 --> 01:25:39,965 They are formidable, too. Congrats, children! 1152 01:25:40,085 --> 01:25:42,510 - Can I talk to you? - Go ahead. 1153 01:25:42,630 --> 01:25:44,041 A little secret. 1154 01:25:55,022 --> 01:25:58,545 You may make fun of me, but... You know... 1155 01:25:58,665 --> 01:26:00,554 I'm not young anymore. 1156 01:26:02,068 --> 01:26:03,705 Mimi... How can I say? 1157 01:26:04,613 --> 01:26:06,505 I'm very concerned about... 1158 01:26:07,352 --> 01:26:08,624 Aging... 1159 01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:10,812 It's not difficult. 1160 01:26:11,093 --> 01:26:14,712 What is difficult is to keep the optimism. 1161 01:26:15,978 --> 01:26:19,391 Optimism is impossible when being alone. 1162 01:26:21,095 --> 01:26:27,136 If I don't win, I won't be able to buy the villa she wants. 1163 01:26:27,256 --> 01:26:28,733 You understand? 1164 01:26:29,379 --> 01:26:30,508 Very well. 1165 01:26:30,865 --> 01:26:33,095 I can't imagine her leaving me. 1166 01:26:33,976 --> 01:26:35,008 Here. 1167 01:26:36,590 --> 01:26:38,132 This is my Cadillac. 1168 01:26:39,356 --> 01:26:41,462 In case you don't win... 1169 01:26:42,205 --> 01:26:43,608 It's yours. 1170 01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:46,003 As a compensation. 1171 01:26:47,448 --> 01:26:49,553 You know what I mean, Imperator. 1172 01:26:50,483 --> 01:26:51,749 Yes. 1173 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:54,611 Ladies and gentlemen! 1174 01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:58,379 The ten finalists of the 1993 World Hairdressing Championship! 1175 01:27:04,814 --> 01:27:08,708 I'll ask you for the finest silence... 1176 01:27:09,328 --> 01:27:11,406 during the contest... 1177 01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:14,557 so as not to disturb the competitors. 1178 01:27:15,149 --> 01:27:18,273 Dear finalists... 1179 01:27:19,113 --> 01:27:21,741 You have exactly 30 minutes... 1180 01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:26,049 to realize the hairstyle of your choice. 1181 01:27:29,122 --> 01:27:32,865 Ladies and gentlemen, the final! 1182 01:28:53,239 --> 01:28:56,198 I said give me a "peigne", you jive-ass turkey! 1183 01:29:02,824 --> 01:29:04,517 What is he doing? 1184 01:29:07,028 --> 01:29:08,528 His triple carpathe. 1185 01:29:09,161 --> 01:29:11,542 It's fine, we know it... 1186 01:29:17,366 --> 01:29:20,159 The Louvre! You're doing the Louvre! 1187 01:29:37,996 --> 01:29:39,606 No, not the ankle! 1188 01:29:39,726 --> 01:29:42,964 It twisted. I sprained my ankle! 1189 01:29:45,028 --> 01:29:47,491 It's because of the synthetic carpet! 1190 01:29:47,611 --> 01:29:49,363 It's synthetic! 1191 01:29:49,983 --> 01:29:52,556 It's not allowed for World Championships! 1192 01:29:53,409 --> 01:29:56,148 Your organization is shit! 1193 01:29:58,481 --> 01:30:00,696 I'm a real hairdresser. 1194 01:30:01,274 --> 01:30:06,132 I never work on synthetic! Neither in altitude! 1195 01:30:08,397 --> 01:30:10,296 Fuck yourselves! 1196 01:30:19,284 --> 01:30:21,403 MA-NI-TTI! 1197 01:30:22,146 --> 01:30:24,238 With two T! 1198 01:30:29,027 --> 01:30:30,362 Is it okay? 1199 01:30:30,482 --> 01:30:33,242 What am I doing here, Gus. Can you tell me? 1200 01:30:33,362 --> 01:30:35,637 I'll tell you once you've won. 1201 01:30:35,757 --> 01:30:38,912 Why didn't you go to Nice? Definitively to Nice? 1202 01:30:39,270 --> 01:30:40,660 If you finish... 1203 01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:42,588 I swear I'll leave. 1204 01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:44,391 Further than Nice. 1205 01:30:44,804 --> 01:30:47,157 Australia. Would you like it? 1206 01:30:47,872 --> 01:30:49,496 Yes, it's fine. 1207 01:30:52,714 --> 01:30:55,040 He's very fast, isn't he? 1208 01:30:56,168 --> 01:30:58,287 He's not fast, he's nervous. 1209 01:31:49,816 --> 01:31:52,059 And now, ladies and gentlemen! 1210 01:31:52,179 --> 01:31:53,572 The results! 1211 01:31:54,660 --> 01:31:55,829 9th 1212 01:31:55,949 --> 01:31:57,839 With 32 out of 40... 1213 01:31:57,959 --> 01:31:59,242 Carmino. 1214 01:32:05,549 --> 01:32:06,361 8th 1215 01:32:07,297 --> 01:32:09,127 33 out of 40... 1216 01:32:09,247 --> 01:32:10,187 Karotas. 1217 01:32:14,148 --> 01:32:15,070 7th 1218 01:32:15,350 --> 01:32:17,290 34 out of 40... 1219 01:32:17,689 --> 01:32:19,093 Chiliani. 1220 01:32:22,863 --> 01:32:23,992 6th 1221 01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:26,029 36 out of 40. 1222 01:32:26,568 --> 01:32:27,957 Pulsky! 1223 01:32:31,701 --> 01:32:32,609 5th 1224 01:32:32,953 --> 01:32:34,838 38 out of 40... 1225 01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:36,090 Kovetch. 1226 01:32:43,227 --> 01:32:44,370 4th 1227 01:32:44,490 --> 01:32:47,067 38.5 out of 40... 1228 01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:48,545 Kurteg and Stoff. 1229 01:32:51,214 --> 01:32:54,489 Don't be sad. The only thing that matters is that I love you. 1230 01:32:54,609 --> 01:32:56,375 All of this is your fault. 1231 01:32:57,139 --> 01:33:00,758 I've been thinking of breaking up with you for 2 years, asshole! 1232 01:33:01,936 --> 01:33:03,037 3rd 1233 01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:05,666 39 out of 40... 1234 01:33:06,092 --> 01:33:07,289 Miss Jackson. 1235 01:33:23,753 --> 01:33:25,680 Ladies and gentlemen! 1236 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,515 One moment of attention, please. 1237 01:33:30,596 --> 01:33:32,454 In a few seconds... 1238 01:33:33,582 --> 01:33:38,853 One of these two hairdressing artists... 1239 01:33:40,196 --> 01:33:42,233 Will become... 1240 01:33:42,467 --> 01:33:45,302 93 World Champion! 1241 01:33:46,369 --> 01:33:47,525 2nd 1242 01:33:47,645 --> 01:33:50,181 39.5 out of 40 1243 01:33:52,777 --> 01:33:54,415 Georges Flavier. 1244 01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:11,464 And the winner... 1245 01:34:11,932 --> 01:34:14,822 With 40 out of 40 is... 1246 01:34:14,942 --> 01:34:17,024 Mister Botho Stullman! 1247 01:34:28,468 --> 01:34:31,344 Collapse of creation! Collapse of creation! 1248 01:34:31,862 --> 01:34:35,660 Disqualification of Mr Stullman for collapse of hair creation. 1249 01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:37,958 The rule is clear on this point. 1250 01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:50,411 You're the World Champion! 1251 01:34:50,531 --> 01:34:52,503 World Champion! 1252 01:34:56,240 --> 01:35:00,145 The World Champion is now... Mr Georges Flavier! 1253 01:35:27,948 --> 01:35:30,026 Fernande? He's back! 1254 01:35:50,276 --> 01:35:51,308 Yes? 1255 01:35:52,399 --> 01:35:53,665 Yes, it's me. 1256 01:35:54,422 --> 01:35:55,496 Really? 1257 01:35:55,854 --> 01:35:57,904 If it's urgent, come right now. 1258 01:35:59,858 --> 01:36:02,831 She left to Arcachon? Is there another contest? 1259 01:36:02,951 --> 01:36:06,078 No, there are oysters. She paid with the first price. 1260 01:36:06,198 --> 01:36:10,042 - He's a genius! I was the first to claim it. - You're right. 1261 01:36:11,795 --> 01:36:13,143 Do you love me? 1262 01:36:13,263 --> 01:36:14,630 I adore you! 1263 01:36:14,750 --> 01:36:18,152 Roland! Before I forget. You'll put this in your pocket. 1264 01:36:18,272 --> 01:36:20,033 I had forgotten about it. 1265 01:36:20,153 --> 01:36:23,199 The best hairdresser of the world can't have debts. 1266 01:36:23,319 --> 01:36:25,139 - Roland! - Georges. 1267 01:36:25,259 --> 01:36:27,410 Georges, tell me. 1268 01:36:27,530 --> 01:36:29,797 You can thank my bike. 1269 01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:33,375 Without it, the trophy would be in my living room. 1270 01:36:33,495 --> 01:36:35,550 People would think you stole it. 1271 01:36:35,670 --> 01:36:37,903 Funny. How funny... 1272 01:36:39,011 --> 01:36:41,887 - What about the plumber? - He went to the south. 1273 01:36:42,007 --> 01:36:44,722 - Oh, yes. Nice, isn't it? - No, Australia. 1274 01:36:45,506 --> 01:36:49,112 It's better. It's definite. He needed it. 1275 01:36:49,232 --> 01:36:52,387 - Won't you miss him? - Let's take a picture! 1276 01:36:53,887 --> 01:36:56,735 Georges, in the middle. Simone! On the back. 1277 01:36:58,318 --> 01:36:59,845 Everybody smile! 1278 01:37:17,138 --> 01:37:18,996 Where are you going, Georges? 1279 01:37:26,980 --> 01:37:29,526 - Wrong platform? - No, it was good. 1280 01:37:29,925 --> 01:37:31,700 Platform, train, plane... 1281 01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:33,709 - It's the kangaroos. - The kangaroos? 1282 01:37:33,829 --> 01:37:36,943 They always made me feel sick. Very sick. 1283 01:37:37,063 --> 01:37:39,778 - Really? - Kangaroos are disgusting. 1284 01:37:39,898 --> 01:37:43,504 - I realized they live in Australia. - Yes. 1285 01:37:45,059 --> 01:37:48,568 I realized it just before I got into the plane. How lucky! 1286 01:37:54,941 --> 01:37:57,707 - You're taking a picture? - You wanna come? 1287 01:37:57,827 --> 01:37:59,730 No, I won't disturb you. 1288 01:37:59,850 --> 01:38:01,904 - You decide. - Okay! 1289 01:38:02,024 --> 01:38:06,140 Just the time to find another country. You understand, kangaroos... 1290 01:38:27,359 --> 01:38:33,277 To Alexie 1291 01:38:33,759 --> 01:38:37,873 Subtitles by Tadanobu 93244