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Previously on "All Rise"...
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Got a very expensive
defense attorney
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waiting for me
in my office.
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- Amy Quinn.
- How'd you know?
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That smile. You always
had a thing for Quinn.
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- Not true.
- Okay, not true.
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If we found out you had
something to do with this, Amy,
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you won't just be disbarred.
You'll go to jail.
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Well, that's a big gun.
I thought we liked each other.
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Emily Lopez-Batista.
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Not all double-barrel names
work, but yours does.
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For the record,
my name is Emily Lopez.
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- Where'd the Batista go?
- He's living with his mother.
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- I like you.
- I like you.
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There's gonna be a divorce.
I don't know how much time I--
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Em, whatever works for you
works for me, okay?
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Em.
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♪♪♪
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Woman: Put your bag
on the belt, sir.
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Symbol of a doomed marriage.
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Is that
your engagement ring?
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- He wants it back.
- And you couldn't resist.
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Can we talk
about something else?
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You had to try it on
one last time.
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Like how I have to
cross-examine a priest today?
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First time for everything.My question is
why you left it on.
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I know it's not a sin
to cross-examine a priest,
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but does the judge?
Does God?
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Tell me it's not because
you've changed your mind.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ indistinct conversations
continue ]
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It is like
a literal sea of love.
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I like Wedding Day.
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They don't know what
they're getting into.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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- Are you nervous?
- No!
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Mark:
Benner does this PR thing.
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Civilians running around,
taking all the parking spaces,
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throwing bouquets,
flowers everywhere.
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- Like bridal bouquets?
- Yeah.
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You should see what they try
and sneak through security with.
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- You never told me.
- Once a year.
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We weren't together
a year ago.Sounds fun. Is it fun?
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- If you like getting married.
- [ chuckles ]
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So my last meeting with
the skin care company is at 3.
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What time do you think
you'll be done?
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Mm, early, I hope.
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Depends on how this
preliminary hearing goes.
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Well,
by the end of the day,
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I should officially be
a brand ambassador.
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- Hey.
- We can celebrate.
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Sounds good. Go out to dinner,
grab some bubbles.
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- I'd like to get married.
- Now?
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No. But...sometime.
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Can we not do this today?
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I'm not...doing anything.
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Can I kiss you now?
'Cause I need to get to court.
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Oh.
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You know I really dig you,
right?
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I...really dig you.
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Oh.
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[ keys jangle ]
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Drive safe.
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[ closes door ]
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[ elevator bell dings ]
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Oh, babe,
I love you so much.
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[ gasps ]
You look amazing!
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Well, we should.
It's our wedding day.
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We're excited!Sara, I have to meet
with my client.
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All right. Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Also, I haven't
changed my mind.
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Then why
are you still--
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He proposed. I accepted.
It's mine. That's the deal.
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Emily,
you're getting a divorce.
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He says
it's a family heirloom.Then you should give it back.
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Except he lies...a lot.
Also, I can't. It's stuck.
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[ sighs ]
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In this matter, the imposition
of sentence is suspended,
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and you are placed
on 36 months' formal probation
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under the following
terms and conditions--
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pay a fine of $500.
- Your Honor, that ain't right.
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Mr. Owens,
you've done a decent job
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of representing yourself.
Don't ruin it.
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Selling marijuana is illegal
without a license.
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Impossible for a man like me
to get a license
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when most go
to big white corporations.
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Mr. Owens--They got me when I was
coming up as a kid.
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And now that I'm going
down the other side,
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they got me again.
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Impossible for a man like...
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It's impossible
for a man like me
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to have a chance.
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The court will allow
extra time
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for payment of fines
and court costs.
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Court costs, too?
With respect,
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why does Your Honor think
a man like me
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was selling weed
in the first place?
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Am I dismissed, Your Honor?
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Attorney: Your Honor.
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The man has a point.
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What are the court costs
anyway?
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- Your Honor?
- Court costs on this case.
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They change all the time.
The clerk's office--
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Gonna wander over there
and stretch my legs a bit.
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- Your Honor has a bench trial.
- In 30 minutes.
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I can call down to the clerk
and have them send--
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I'm feeling
a little hemmed in.
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I want to get my steps in
and take in
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the Wedding Day sights.
- A judge out there is like
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a butterfly landing
on your hand.
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Judges are strongly
discouraged
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from using public areas
of the courthouse.
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Not a law,
not even a rule.
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No. Accepted wisdom.
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Deputy Watkins,
does it seem right to you
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that judges are imprisoned
in their chambers,
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cut off
from the general public
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and the carrot cake muffins
in the cafeteria?
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I can run and get that muffin
for you, if you like.
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You're more afraid of her
than me?
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Fine.
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Maybe I'll go later.
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Lola Carmichael is one
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of the fairest judges
in the building.
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- Is she Catholic?
- I-I don't have any idea.
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- If she is, I'm dead.
- The prosecution's case
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is almost
entirely circumstantial.Yeah, but if the Church
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wants to blame someone,
it usually works.
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Felony grand theft?
100 grand?
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Our goal is just to raise
reasonable doubt.
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Well, it isn't possible
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for one person
to skim that much.
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But you don't believe me
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because I was--
because I lived on Skid Row,
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because I've stolen before,
because of the hair?
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I had a shaved head
in high school.
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Your hair doesn't bother me.
And what I don't believe
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is that you've told me
everything I need to know
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to properly defend you.
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It's not too late. Give me
a list of your friends.
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I can find at least one
character witness.
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I either ripped them off
or owe them money.
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- Family, then.
- Told you I don't have any,
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not since I ran away.
Just the sister.
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The same sister who's
testifying against you?
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[ cellphone chimes ]
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We need to get in there.
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♪♪♪
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Emily: The prosecution has asked
that the court not be fooled.
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They are saying, in fact,
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that my client's
religious garments
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are nothing more than a ruse
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and that Sister Phoebe
must have $100,000
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hidden under her habit somewhere
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because, as I will
demonstrate, Your Honor,
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they haven't bothered
to look anywhere else.No!
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My wife, who's not yet--
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I really need
to make her my wife,
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but right now she's in labor
big-time.
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- I'll call the paramedics.
- Judge Benner isn't here yet.
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Your Honor, can you...
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We need to be married
before the baby's born.
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[ gallery murmuring ]
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♪♪♪
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[ woman panting ] Ohh.
And my water broke.
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This kid wants out,
but not before I get that ring.
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Ooh. Let's get you
comfortable.
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Let's give them some room,
people.
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- What are your names?
- I'm Ryan.
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- Corina.
- Judge Carmichael. Lola.
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Is that a nun?
I can't get married by a nun.
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My grandmother's Orthodox.
She'll kill me!
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May I offer my services
at Atheist Reverend CXR301?
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No!It absolutely has to be
a nondenominational ceremony.
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- Judge Carmichael?
- I got you.
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Have you done this before,
Your Honor?
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No, but I'm feeling inspired.
Where are the rings?
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[ panting ]
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- Give me your hands.
- [ panting ]
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We form this circle
to celebrate the people
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who have created
this little miracle
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about to enter this world.
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[ laughs ]
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It's the day that you promise
to yourselves
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and to this little child
to live in love.
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No matter what happens
between the two of you,
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you will always share
something.
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May you forever take comfort
in this romance!Ohh!
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Thank you,
Judge Carmichael.
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Not done yet.
Do you and you?
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- I do.
- I do.
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You are now husband and wife.
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Oh. Wait.
It's tradition.
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[ panting ]
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[ moaning loudly ]Seriously,
get to the hospital.
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[ panting ]
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♪♪♪
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Callan.
I scooped this case
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when I saw you were
the prosecutor.
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Amy Quinn.
Nice to see you.
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Thought it might be
a fun rematch.
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Hmm.This is Mark Callan,
our nemesis.
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- I'm Margo.
- I know.
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Your client's guilty.
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Way to get
ahead of yourself.
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This isn't even a trial.
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She's a serial
dine and dasher.
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She stuck 12 men
with huge bills.
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They're sitting right there.
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It's called dating,
not felony extortion.
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And 12 is a little overkill
for a preliminary hearing.
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I'll make you a bet.
It's just a prelim.
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If Judge Laski
throws extortion out
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or bounces it,
you buy dinner.
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If he allows us
to go to trial,
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I buy dinner.
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I don't gamble with the lives
of defendants, Amy.
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Oh, I don't mind.
I like a bit of fun.
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- Thanks, but no.
- Okay.
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I don't need any incentive
to kick your ass.
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[ elevator bell dings ]I'll do it for free.
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See you in there, counselor.
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[ sighs ] Gentlemen.
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Just got the word.
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[ door closes ]We will be back any minute now.
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Happy to resume battle
with Ms. Lopez-Batista.
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Lopez. It's just Lopez.
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It--It's not staying.
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- Sorry. What?
- The ring.
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- [ softly ] Just forget it.
- [ whispers ] Okay.
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[ clears throat ]
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I have to wait for mine.
I'm a novice.
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I don't become
a bride of Christ
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till my commitment
ceremony.
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Then I get a ring.
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Unless I go to jail.
Then I get excommunicated,
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which means it's your job
to make sure
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I don't leave our Lord
at the altar.
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I will do everything
I can.
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Luke: All rise.
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Then about a year ago,
we put Sister Phoebe
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in charge of
the Sunday cash donations.
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So she had access to the money.
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That's right.
We had to do an audit.
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[ exhales deeply ]
I hate math.
249
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,576
Baptisms are easier.
250
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,753
It showed revenues were
below historical averages.
251
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,406
The pattern started shortly
252
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,365
after Sister Phoebe was
given those responsibilities.
253
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,846
Thank you, sir--Father.
254
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,717
Ms. Lopez?
255
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,331
Father Vincent, when you met
my client, what did you think?
256
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,638
I mean, the hair,
her checkered past.
257
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075
We don't usually pick
our future nuns off the street,
258
00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,381
but she was honest
259
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,209
about her complications
with the law.
260
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,167
And she settled,
found her vocation.
261
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,343
Not shy, that one.
She challenged my homily
262
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,041
on the homeless
and addiction.
263
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,782
She was right.
264
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,698
You like Phoebe.
You trusted her.
265
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,656
I did,
before she stole from us.
266
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,092
- Move to strike.
- Sustained.
267
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,399
Did you find any evidence
when you searched her room?
268
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,922
Cash, expensive purchases?
269
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,532
- No.
- And yet you assume
270
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,056
this young woman
would risk her vocation
271
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,058
and life that she is
so fiercely committed to.
272
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,363
Objection. Speculation.
273
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,670
Withdrawn.
274
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,194
The donations--Who handles
the cash between
275
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,196
the parishioners and the bank?
Could you provide names?
276
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,198
Well, there are a few--
ushers, volunteers,
277
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,983
our accountant.
I can get you the list.
278
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,638
So Phoebe isn't the only person
who had access to the money.
279
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,031
No.Just the only one
you picked up off the street.
280
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,773
♪♪♪
281
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,732
She winked at me.
282
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,603
So that's how the defendant
first made contact.
283
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,823
Yeah. She--She winked at me
on the dating site,
284
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,389
then we messaged a bit,
285
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,087
then, uh, then she asked me
out to dinner.
286
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,003
- And how'd that make you feel?
- I'd kind of given up on being,
287
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,874
I don't know, whatever,
288
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,572
attractive to anybody
ever,
289
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:04,054
so yeah, it felt good.
She liked me.
290
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,447
Tell us about your dinner.
291
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,710
Margo told me to order
anything I liked.
292
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,452
She ordered the wine,
a 2010 Burgundy.
293
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,933
I remember 'cause I kept
staring at the bill after,
294
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:17,024
thinking, who pays this much
for a bottle of freakin' wine?
295
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:21,898
I guess I did. $918.35.
296
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,509
I am so sorry
that happened to you, Colin.
297
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,120
No further questions.
298
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,209
Ms. Quinn, care to cross?
299
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,951
I'd love to, Your Honor.
300
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735
Ahem. So you messaged
with Margo.
301
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737
Is that because you thought
she was attractive?
302
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,783
Yes. Yeah.
303
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,959
And you said
that you'd given up on love.
304
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,744
That's horrible. No one should
have to feel that way.
305
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:45,400
- I haven't been out since.
- I understand.
306
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:48,098
Colin, before
your date with Margo,
307
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,839
how long had it been
since you had sex?
308
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,015
I mean, with another person.
309
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,538
- Objection.
- Overruled.
310
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,279
Colin,
did you use the phrase
311
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,585
"sticking it to the soufflé"
that night
312
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,761
when talking to my client?
313
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,197
Did you say that's
what you were gonna do
314
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,765
to her after dinner?
That you would stick it to her?
315
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,158
- Objection!
- Sit down, Callan.
316
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,986
I'm looking forward
to the answer to that question.
317
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,988
It was just--I didn't--
I didn't mean it
318
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,685
to be disgusting
like you just said!
319
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,426
- I was trying--
- No wonder she left early.
320
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,949
Verbally assaulted like this?
321
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,908
I mean, who knows
what would have happened
322
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,040
if she had stuck around
for dessert?
323
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,260
No more questions, Your Honor.
324
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,438
Step down, Mr. O'Mara.
325
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,962
Well, all this talk
about food and drink
326
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,051
has got my stomach all grumbly.
327
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,184
Lunch recess. Back at 1:30.
328
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,533
[ gavel bangs ]
329
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:36,190
[ gallery murmuring ]
330
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,975
[ indistinct conversations
in distance ]
331
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,895
You should come over
tonight.
332
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,202
I've got tools that'll snap
that sucker right off.
333
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,335
I used to have a rosary.
334
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,424
I still have mine
from when I was baptized.
335
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:56,253
Reminds me of my abuelita.
336
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,387
[ footsteps approach ]
337
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,997
- Sister.
- Sara: That your next victim?
338
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,435
Sister Miranda.
Parish accountant.
339
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,568
Taking apart
a priest anda nun--
340
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,483
you better find
that rosary.
341
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:12,400
She doesn't look well.
342
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,228
See you back in there.
343
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:20,060
Woman in distance:
Congratulations.
344
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,066
Sister Miranda, you testified
as the parish accountant
345
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,243
that Phoebe had direct access
to the collection monies.
346
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,681
Did you ever actually see her
take any cash?I did not.
347
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,291
Do the sisters at your church
have your own income?
348
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,815
A small allowance.
349
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,208
I save up mine
for action movies.
350
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,994
Isn't it true that
Phoebe gives hers away?Objection. Relevance.
351
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,431
My client has been accused
of taking money.
352
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,085
I think it's relevant if she's
known to be giving it away.
353
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,174
Overruled. You may answer.
354
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,393
When we met, she was
living on the street
355
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:52,440
and so angry
but also so kind.
356
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:55,095
If somebody needed it
and Phoebe had it,
357
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,272
she was always giving
more than she has.
358
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,274
Under direct examination,
you said that you never heard
359
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,146
my client complaining
about not having money.
360
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,931
One of our vows is poverty.
361
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:08,499
She went from a tent to
an abbey. She was grateful.
362
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,937
You also testified that you saw
her argue with Father Vincent
363
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,591
about how the church's money
was being allocated.
364
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,856
Father Vincent planned
to renovate the rectory.
365
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,250
She wanted all our resources
to go where it mattered--
366
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,079
Skid Row.
- You've dedicated yourself
367
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,647
to a life of service
to the poor.
368
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,215
What do you think
of the rectory?Objection. Relevance.
369
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,521
- Ms. Lopez.
- The DDA is suggesting
370
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,784
that a nun had motive
to steal money
371
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,308
that was intended
to fix the rectory.
372
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,397
Your Honor.Maybe others share
the same motive.
373
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,964
Like a group nun heist?
Your Honor--
374
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,575
It goes
to reasonable doubt.
375
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,794
That's the relevance,
Your Honor.
376
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,926
Overruled.
377
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,885
Sister Miranda,
378
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,322
knowing my client
as you do,
379
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:52,152
out of all the ushers
and volunteers,
380
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,154
isn't it possible that one--
- No.
381
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,461
Uh...
382
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:11,736
Phoebe says it wasn't her.
You say it wasn't them.
383
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,608
According to Father Vincent,
384
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,959
the only other person who had
access is the accountant.
385
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135
Sister Miranda, aren't you
the church accountant?
386
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:22,617
Objection. Sister Miranda
isn't the nun on trial here.
387
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,140
It's a simple question,
Your Honor.
388
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,143
I...
389
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,581
- Maybe it's time--
- Hold that thought.
390
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,539
Counsel, approach the bench.
391
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,807
[ lowered voice ]
My obligation
392
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,809
is to the fairness
of this process,
393
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,332
not the outcome,
but it appears
394
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,900
your witness was about
to either incriminate herself
395
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,423
or commit perjury.
396
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,903
Fifth Amendment,
Mr. Berger.
397
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,079
I appreciate
Your Honor's wisdom.
398
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,125
- Move to dismiss, Your Honor.
- The charges stand.
399
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,996
I said "either."
400
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,998
You two figure out
which one it is,
401
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,348
and we'll come back
after our lunch recess.
402
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,654
[ gavel bangs ]
403
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:04,964
♪♪♪
404
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,844
Who knew
nuns could be so dramatic?
405
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,889
I did.
406
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,152
Where's Judge Benner?
407
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,154
There's a long line
of the great unwed
408
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,851
outside her courtroom
waiting to get hitched.
409
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,288
- Apparently, she's late.
- Better not be much longer.
410
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,378
The brides are getting
restless.It's not like her.
411
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,728
Wedding Day's a special day
for Judge Benner.
412
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,991
I always thought the whole
thing was a bit weird.
413
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,732
Well, nice but weird.
414
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,691
I like it very much.
Every other day of the year,
415
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,562
the people
who come to this building
416
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,738
are having one of the worst
days of their lives.
417
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,350
Today we get to be part
of one of the best.
418
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,486
I always knew it.
You're actually all soft inside.
419
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,401
Your Honor--
420
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,060
Y--Your Honor.
421
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,284
Oh.
422
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,069
Going to the clerk's office.
You haven't see me.
423
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,897
[ squeals ]
424
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,899
[ door opens ]
425
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,248
Your Honor!
426
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,040
- Where is she?
- I haven't seen her.
427
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:23,868
Why didn't you let me
submit Miranda
428
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,609
as a character witness?
429
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,134
Because Father Vincent told her
to testify for the prosecution.
430
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,005
Or is it because you didn't
want me to figure out
431
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,442
that she was the one
who actually stole the money?Is that our judge?
432
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,576
I--No, I don't-- Maybe. They
don't usually let them out here.
433
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,230
I think it was her.
434
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,014
Phoebe, why are you taking
the fall for Miranda?
435
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,799
I'm not. I'm standing trial
for a crime I didn't commit.
436
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,371
You don't want to know
437
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,634
what I was doing
on the street.
438
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,246
Sister Miranda...
439
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,378
Sister Miranda brought me
into the church.
440
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,989
Early on, she could have busted
me on a parole violation.
441
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,818
Literally caught me
with my hand in her purse.
442
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,777
But she forgave me.
443
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,127
She saved me.
444
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,347
- That's no reason to--
- She's sick.
445
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,308
Sister Miranda won't last
six months in jail.
446
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,875
♪♪♪
447
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,920
Mark: Off the record,
what is up with your client?
448
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,966
Margo Baxter
is like Katharine Hepburn
449
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,533
stuck in an episode
of "Happy Days."
450
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,056
The Beckett play?
451
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,711
No. The '70s sitcom
set in the '50s.
452
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,104
How old areyou?
453
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,106
My dad used to watch
the reruns.
454
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,933
- Let's make a deal!
- You first.
455
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,153
Three years' probation,
456
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,068
30 days Caltrans
freeway cleanup.
457
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,026
- Oh, that's sweet.
- That's the best I can--
458
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550
Wait. Sweet?
459
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,900
I can picture you
sitting on your daddy's lap
460
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,423
watching TV, eating chips.
461
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,816
- Yeah.
- It's sweet.
462
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,165
- No, that never happened.
- No deal.
463
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,949
Drop the charges.
[ crunching ]
464
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,647
Your client systematically
lured these men
465
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,692
to the most expensive
restaurants in Los Angeles
466
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,390
with the intent
to extort them for money
467
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,175
in the form of wine, food...
- Those men expected to pay.
468
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,481
That's the thing.
No, they didn't.
469
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,178
Margo invited them.
She made the reservation.
470
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,180
She told them to order
whatever they wanted.
471
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,051
Then she had her fill
of food and drink,
472
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,792
made an excuse, left the table,
and never came back.
473
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,491
She is from an era
when men and women--
474
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,754
[ cellphone buzzing ]Are you seriously using
19th century gender norms
475
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,756
as your defense?
476
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,365
[ buzzing continues ]Is that your girlfriend?
477
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,975
What? Yeah.
478
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,021
- You make a cute couple.
- Thanks.
479
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,631
Who picked up the tab
on your first date?
480
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,505
Margo Baxter is a grifter,
and you know that.
481
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,159
Ah, I should check in
with the office.
482
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,509
If you promise
not to bogart my sandwich,
483
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,338
I promise to come back
with a real sentencing offer.
484
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,427
Deal?
485
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,434
[ telephone rings in distance ]
486
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,218
[ indistinct conversations ]
487
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,786
Woman: Okay, babe,
I'll see you inside!
488
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,049
[ telephone rings in distance ]Number 57, ticket, please.
489
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,877
I don't have one.
I'm a judge.
490
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,792
Lola Carmichael,
Department 61.
491
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,054
Did you take a number?
492
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,925
- I did not.
- Then I cannot help you.
493
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,710
I just need to ask you
a couple of questions.
494
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,973
You're not a judge. Judges are
not allowed down here.
495
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,757
Not even a law.
Accepted wisdom.
496
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,282
I left my badge.
It's in my chambers.
497
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,197
Look me up--
Judge Lola Carmichael,
498
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,198
Department 61.[ taps fingers ]
499
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,158
Sherri Kansky is my JA.
500
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,334
You're Sherri's judge.
Right.
501
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,511
Right. Funny.
That's so funny.
502
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,209
What's so--Sorry.
What's so funny?
503
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,037
The way she described you,
I thought you'd be...
504
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,214
What can I do for you,
Your Honor?
505
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,433
I need to ask you
about court costs.
506
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,869
Okay.
507
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,741
[ keyboard clacking ]
508
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,483
[ touchscreen clicking ]
509
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,921
[ whoosh ]
510
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,923
[ telephones ringing
in distance ]
511
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,664
[ cellphone chimes ]
512
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,888
[ sighs ]
513
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:45,548
[ telephones ringing
indistinct conversations ]
514
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,380
[ indistinct conversations ]
515
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,079
Sister Miranda,
I was hoping we could--
516
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,257
Sorry.
First, I'm sorry if--
517
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,607
if I was a little pushy
when you were on the stand.
518
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,957
You were only doing
your job, Ms. Lopez,
519
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,828
conjuring a defense
for your client.
520
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,050
Were you able to speak
with Mr. Berger, the DDA?
521
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,270
Briefly. I apologized
for any damage
522
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,402
I may have done
to his--his case.
523
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,143
I lost my head a little,
524
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,319
which seems to be happening
these days.
525
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,147
He was very forgiving.
526
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,801
Would you like me
to suggest,
527
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,977
or maybe your church can
help you find, a lawyer?
528
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,805
Am I under arrest?
529
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,850
Sister Miranda,
you need to confess
530
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,810
and return that money
so we can stop this trial.
531
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,029
- Is Phoebe okay?
- She's scared.
532
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,075
And I think she doesn't
want to let you down.
533
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,296
So she didn't send you.
534
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,777
That young woman has
a great faith and a fire.
535
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,910
We're not all
built like that.
536
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,304
Sister Miranda, please.
537
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,567
Will you just come with me
and talk to her?
538
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,221
Phoebe needs your help.
539
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,920
Judge Carmichael needs
to know the truth.
540
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,357
Phoebe, you're innocent.
541
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,664
If Sister Miranda confesses
and returns the money,
542
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,883
there's a chance
no one will be prosecuted.
543
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,058
Phoebe,
maybe we should listen.
544
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,104
No, we're both innocent.
545
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,541
You said all we needed
is reasonable doubt.
546
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:09,153
Phoebe, why risk this?
You found a home, a life,
547
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,373
and now you're willing
to throw it away.
548
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,767
I have faith.Faith won't get you
acquitted.
549
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,509
No. You will. And our Lord.
I have faith in you both.
550
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,381
I promise you the truth
is your life raft.
551
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,427
Put your faith in the truth.
552
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:25,169
Miranda, help me.
Trust me.
553
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,520
She isn't guilty of any crime.
554
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,348
That money is for the church,
555
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,307
and the church is the people.
556
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,353
- [ sighs ]
- Right now Sister Miranda is--
557
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,442
She's sick, Ms. Lopez.
558
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,618
I'm not going to let you
or Father Vincent
559
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,141
or anyone else
add to her suffering
560
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:43,710
or hurt her in any way.
561
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,886
You are my lawyer,
and I'm innocent.
562
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:48,279
I'm instructing you
to defend me.
563
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:54,416
♪♪♪
564
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,766
[ mouth full ]
Afternoon, counselor.
565
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,682
[ chuckles ] I officiated
my first marriage
566
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,249
and almost delivered a baby
this morning.
567
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,425
- What you been up to?
- Lola--Uh...
568
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,949
Judge Carmichael, what the hell
are you doing out here?
569
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,603
There's no law that says
that a judge can't go and get
570
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,301
a muffin when she needs one.
- No, there's not. But, uh...
571
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,086
Have you checked out
the court costs lately?
572
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,914
Your Honor, are you sure
this is a good idea?
573
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,438
$28. A penalty of $28
is applied
574
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,398
to every $10 or less
an individual is fined.
575
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,138
Does Sherri know
you're out here?
576
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:22,792
That's nearly two times
the cost of the fine itself.
577
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,446
I bang my gavel,
and boom,
578
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,929
a $500 fine increases
to $1,400 just like that.
579
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,887
I actually have a preliminary
hearing I need to get to.
580
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,063
- It's not right.
- Can we, uh, can we talk later?
581
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,761
[ elevator bell dings ]Yeah.
I need to get going, too.
582
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,415
All right.
583
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,941
Aw. [ coos ]
584
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,118
Judge Carmichael.
585
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,859
Judge Carmichael,
I need to talk to you.
586
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,643
You sent my husband
to prison.
587
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,428
Now I got my son
up on charges?I apologize.
588
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,951
I don't know what case
you're referring to.
589
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,909
No kidding. You don't care
what happens to us
590
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,911
because you
in all your wisdom
591
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,826
took his only dad
away from him.
592
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,524
You need to stop yelling.How many lives
you ruined today?
593
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,134
- Come with me.
- Get off of me.
594
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,484
Off of me! Get off of me![ handcuffs clicking ]
595
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,400
- Come on.
- Stop it! Let me go!
596
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,402
[ grunts ] Let me go!
597
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,360
This isn't right.
This isn't right!
598
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:21,677
[ water draining ]
599
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:23,679
[ sighs ]
600
00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,551
Your Honor,
what are you...
601
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,901
[ exhales deeply ]
602
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,991
I needed to stretch my legs.
603
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,820
Not so sure
that was such a good idea.
604
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,778
So now I'm taking
a breather.
605
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,477
- What's up?
- Long story.
606
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,913
[ paper towel rustles ]
607
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,001
Thanks.
608
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,092
Did you get married
in a church, Your Honor?
609
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,485
We did.
610
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:51,141
So did we.
Made our vows before God.
611
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,534
I know no one cares
612
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:53,970
about divorce
or anything anymore.
613
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:57,539
I know it's--
I know the statistics, but I...
614
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,544
I don't...like
breaking my promises.
615
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,895
You didn't break anything,
Emily. He did.
616
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:07,984
Oh, no. Not to Joe.
617
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:10,596
You don't have to worry.
I get that. I just...
618
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,467
I-I mean...
619
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,295
[ inhales and exhales deeply ]
620
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,557
To God?
621
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:19,126
My family? My friends?
622
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,519
I stood up there, and I...
623
00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:24,305
This sounds really weird,
doesn't it?
624
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,133
I think I've just been
hanging out with nuns too much.
625
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,438
[ chuckles ]
626
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:28,396
Your Honor.
627
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:43,672
Anyone who knows you
knows you do the right thing.
628
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,985
See you back in court,
Ms. Lopez.
629
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,510
[ door closes ]
630
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,818
Respect for the institution,
Your Honor.
631
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,864
[ sniffs ] Ooh.These aren't empty traditions.
They have a purpose,
632
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,650
and youhave been in this
courthouse long enough...
633
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,695
Sherri, can I interrupt
this lecture
634
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:10,046
to ask you a question?
- As long as we keep moving.
635
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,787
What's the formula for
converting an unpaid fine
636
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:15,095
into jail time?
- $150 equals 1 day, Your Honor.
637
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,966
So for every $150
in unpaid fines,
638
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,968
I can convert that
to a defendant
639
00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,709
spending one day in county jail?
- Correct,
640
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:23,625
as long as the fine equals
no less than 15 days in jail.
641
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,584
Meaning I can't throw someone
in the slammer
642
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,325
for a parking ticket.
- Eye on the ball, Your Honor.
643
00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,805
There is still a rogue nun
to deal with.
644
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,199
I need you to contact
Mr. Owens from this morning.
645
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,505
Tell him I need
to see him back in court.Certainly.
646
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:37,247
[ door creaks open ]
647
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,946
[ exhales deeply ]
648
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:42,905
[ indistinct conversations ]
649
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,735
Callan, still salty about lunch?
650
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,955
You gonna charge me
with felony pranking?
651
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,347
- Ha.
- Remind me, how many
652
00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,436
of your victims
in the hallway bailed?
653
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,917
A few.Ah. Good thing you didn't
take that bet.
654
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,658
She has expensive tastes.
655
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,529
You should put your client
on the stand.
656
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,619
I'd love to talk to her
when she's under oath.
657
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,577
It's a preliminary hearing,
remember?
658
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,535
That's the part where
you show meall your cards.
659
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:06,973
And she holds hers
close to her chest.
660
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,934
All rise. Department 61
of the Los Angeles Supreme--
661
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,415
That's all right. I think
they know. Sorry for the delay.
662
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,939
I needed to pop over
to Judge Benner's courtroom
663
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,288
and clear out
a few happy couples.
664
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:20,726
Mr. Callan, what else you got?
665
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,815
Your Honor, the People call
Detective Curtis Perry
666
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,818
to the stand, the lead
investigator in the case.
667
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,081
Ms. Lopez, you may
resume your cross.
668
00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:38,004
♪♪♪
669
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:41,050
Ms. Lopez.
Any more questions?
670
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,536
[ chair wheels roll ]
671
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:49,755
No further questions,
Your Honor.
672
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,452
[ chair creaks ]
673
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,062
Mr. Berger?
674
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:54,716
Um...
675
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,458
No redirect.
No additional witnesses.
676
00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,199
People rest, Your Honor.
677
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:03,769
[ gallery murmuring ]
678
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,466
Witness may step down.
679
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,382
Thank you.
680
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,428
What's the plan now?
681
00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:17,565
Ms. Lopez, any witnesses?
682
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:20,786
[ bar door swings open ]
683
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,657
The defense calls
Sister Phoebe McKenzie
684
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,659
to the stand, Your Honor.
- [ whispers ] What?
685
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,966
[ lowered voice ] God helps
those who help themselves.
686
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,881
You're gonna go up there,
and we're gonna convince
687
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:29,882
the judge
that you're innocent
688
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,797
because you are.
That's the plan.
689
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,416
Mark: Felony extortion.
690
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,679
Define extortion for us,
detective.
691
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,333
Obtaining property
by inducing--
692
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,769
Obtaining property
by inducing consent
693
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,684
via wrongful use
of force or fear.
694
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,773
I know the law, gentlemen.
This is not a jury trial.
695
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,470
I'd just like to know
696
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,385
how extortion is applied
in this case.
697
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,126
Seems quite novel.
698
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,607
Apply it in this case,
then.
699
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,435
The property,
food and liquor, obtained
700
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:02,741
by forcing the victim--
701
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,177
Objection.
There's no evidence
702
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,396
my client forced anyone
to do anything.
703
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,181
Who did Margo Baxter think
would pay for dinner?
704
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,531
Objection! I have no idea
what she was thinking,
705
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,186
and neither do you.Sustained.
Try again, Mr. Callan.
706
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,406
Detective,
who did the victims tell you
707
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,018
they thought was going to pay?
- The defendant.
708
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,628
She asked them out.
She chose the place.
709
00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,586
She made the reservation.
710
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:25,328
She did the ordering
each and every time.
711
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,417
And what did they tell you
they were afraid of?
712
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:29,680
Leaving a restaurant
without paying is a crime.
713
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,291
Victims were afraid
they'd be charged
714
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,727
if they didn't pay the bill
in full.
715
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,468
They also feared being
barred from returning.
716
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,687
Oh, boo-hoo. It's L.A.
Find another restaurant.
717
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,472
Ms. Quinn,
will your client pipe down,
718
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:41,301
or are we moving
into contempt territory?
719
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:44,130
Thank you.
No more questions.
720
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,827
[ indistinct murmuring ]
721
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:49,700
- Ms. Quinn, care to cross?
- Yes, please.
722
00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:52,616
Detective Perry,
did anyone order you
723
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,314
to investigate
these little tips
724
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,011
that are technically
hearsay?
725
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,534
- No.
- So I'm sorry.
726
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,798
- Why did you do it?
- Because she broke the law.
727
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,800
Right. So-called extortion.
728
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,367
You decided that she was
an evil extortionist.
729
00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,543
Objection. Argumentative.Sustained.
Final warning, counselor.
730
00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:08,850
Yes, Your Honor.
731
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,505
Did you tell any of
your colleagues it was because
732
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:13,899
the alleged perpetrator
was a woman?
733
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:17,206
I said if a man was doing this,
people would be all over it,
734
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,555
but because it's a woman
735
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,601
rolling over some lonely guys,
it's okay?
736
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:23,647
So you pursued these
small alleged infractions
737
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,345
because Margo was a woman?
738
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:28,478
In fact, you targeted my client
becauseshe is a woman.
739
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,697
- Objection.
- Sustained.
740
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,133
When was the last time
you had a date...
741
00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,613
Sustained!...since your divorce,
Detective?
742
00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,789
Excuse me?
743
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,486
I think I'm done.
744
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:45,408
Unless you have anything
further, Mr. Callan?
745
00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:49,543
I think we know how this
particular dance will end.
746
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:53,025
♪♪♪
747
00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,896
My mom said
that if there was a God,
748
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,550
we'd have cheap rent.
749
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,814
She moved us in
with her boyfriends, mostly.
750
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,209
I left when I was 14.
It was bad on the street.
751
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:04,601
I was bad.
752
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,473
Got into drugs
for a few years.
753
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,432
Took people's...money,
754
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,825
checks, credit cards.
755
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,175
- You got caught?
- Yeah.
756
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,004
Jail was...
757
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:19,486
it was bad.
Worse than people think.
758
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,619
How did you end up
with the Church?
759
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:26,145
I got out,
ended up on the Skid.
760
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,494
Sister Miranda was there
761
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:30,453
handing out bottled water
and sandwiches.
762
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,542
But she listened, too.
763
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,327
She knew that's what
some of us really needed.
764
00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:38,505
She was so--so calm.
765
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,420
I wanted that, too,
766
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,814
so one day
I followed her there.
767
00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:45,120
I wouldn't leave.
768
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:48,819
Could you pick one word
to describe the Church?
769
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:51,039
What is it to you?
770
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,650
Love.
771
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:57,089
It never goes away.
772
00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,527
Phoebe, for the record,
773
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,225
did you take that money
from your church?
774
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,444
[ whispering indistinctly ]
775
00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,707
I'm sorry. Can you
repeat the question?
776
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,535
Did you take that money
from your church?
777
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:16,369
♪♪♪
778
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,329
Phoebe?
779
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,636
- Your Honor.
- I'm guilty!
780
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,290
I need to confer
with my client.
781
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,117
I'm sorry.
I have to tell the truth.
782
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,467
I'm--I'm guilty.
783
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:31,297
♪♪♪
784
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:41,133
[ indistinct conversations ]
785
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,270
I'll tell you
what I just told her.
786
00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:50,316
If this continues,
I will withdraw as her lawyer.
787
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,318
I can't and won't
knowingly ask questions
788
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,363
that will lead
to false answers.
789
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,366
If Sister Phoebe sticks
to this confession,
790
00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:01,718
she is committing perjury
for you.
791
00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,894
Are you going
to let her do that?
792
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,769
Congratulations.
You fight dirty.
793
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,076
Also a massive step back
for gender politics.
794
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,903
The cops tried to
bootstrap it into a felony.
795
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:16,342
Didn't fly.12 victims.
$10,000 of stolen meals.
796
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,083
Maybe seeing the inside
of a jail cell
797
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,345
would have stopped her.
798
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,999
Charges dismissed.
Thank you.
799
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,566
It's not smart
to antagonize a DDA.
800
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:24,741
Well, it's what
you've been doing.
801
00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,961
I've been doing my job.
Prelim's over.
802
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,354
And for the record,
803
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,877
you treated those men
like garbage.
804
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,184
- She has a soul.
- After business hours.
805
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,361
Enjoy your life, Margo,
at Craft or Patina
806
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,363
or wherever
you break a heart next.
807
00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:38,842
- Ah, that's gonna be difficult.
- Why is that?
808
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,061
I've spoken
with all the restaurants
809
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,454
involved in the case.
810
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:43,717
They've been spreading
the word and your photo.
811
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,675
You're gonna be banned from
all the prime spots in town.
812
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,503
Oh, no.
That can't be legal.
813
00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:50,115
Mm. It is, but feel free
to discuss it
814
00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:52,943
with a different lawyer.
- But...what will I do
815
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,467
with all those
Saturday nights?
816
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,730
You should have thought
about that before.
817
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,213
That was cold.
818
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:04,564
Too bad we didn't make
that bet. I'm hungry.
819
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,306
- I have plans anyway.
- Right.
820
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,135
She's pretty.
821
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,010
When you're ready
to take meto dinner, call me.
822
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,056
I'll pick up the check.
823
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:24,062
♪♪♪
824
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,673
Mr. Owens, the court
has reviewed your sentence
825
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,719
and has increased your fine
to $2,000.
826
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,286
It was $500 before.
827
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:32,505
You know,
with this kind of help,
828
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:35,029
I might as well check
into Men's Central.
829
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,204
Your Honor...
830
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,771
Given the degree
of financial hardship,
831
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:41,122
the court is prepared to convert
that fine to jail time.
832
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,255
So you're sending me
to jail?
833
00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:45,039
That conversion comes out
to 16 days.
834
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,128
Now, that sentence will
most certainly be reduced
835
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,521
by the sheriff
due to overcrowding.
836
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:50,131
That and the fact
that an individual usually
837
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:53,265
only serves 10%
of the conversion time
838
00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:55,180
means you should be
booked and released
839
00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:56,659
within a few hours.
840
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,227
Your Honor, with respect,
I don't understand.
841
00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,142
You will be on probation,
Mr. Owens,
842
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,927
but you will be free to go,
and you won't owe us a penny.
843
00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:06,582
That sound fair?
844
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:07,670
Yes.
845
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,326
Thank you.
846
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:14,199
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- This is your last chance.
847
00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:16,592
Now, I don't want
to see you in here again
848
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,116
and especially
without a lawyer.
849
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,772
[ whispers ] Thank you.
850
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,516
Attorney: Your Honor.
851
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,481
[ door closes ]
852
00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,963
[ creaks]
853
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,012
You--
854
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:48,276
You've been driving around
with $100,000 in your trunk?
855
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,887
No one's gonna break
into this car.
856
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,541
This money was meant
to do better--
857
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:55,240
food, medicine,
housing for the poor.
858
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,806
Not the rectory.
859
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,898
Phoebe was the first
to figure it out.
860
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,204
She refused to...
861
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,207
She protected me.
862
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,384
You still have--
It's all here?
863
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:13,171
Yes. After I took it,
I felt lost.
864
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,998
Well, why--
why did you let Phoebe--
865
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,913
Because she is innocent.
866
00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:18,828
We both had faith
867
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:21,701
the justice system
would see that.
868
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,877
I shouldn't have let her.
869
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,272
I got scared of everything,
870
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,578
of dying, of...
871
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:33,408
dying without the embrace
of my church.
872
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,931
I don't want to leave.
873
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,114
How's it going, Carmichael?
874
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,030
Feeling limber?
875
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,728
Legs stretched enough?
876
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,469
Every day is an adventure.
877
00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:51,687
Mm.
878
00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,646
What happened to you today?
879
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:54,864
Traffic.
880
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,127
For nine hours?
881
00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:58,128
[ scoffs ]
882
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,265
I've always liked
Wedding Day.
883
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:07,921
When you marry
two people in love, it's...
884
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,792
[ sighs ] You don't have
to be impartial.
885
00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,751
My whole life,
I've liked weddings.
886
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:15,233
But I've always felt
on the outside.
887
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:17,060
I was married once.
888
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:22,109
Mm. But even then,
they weren't for me.
889
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:25,765
Since 2013,
I have had the honor
890
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:29,856
of marrying same-sex couples,
and it's an absolute joy.
891
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,814
[ chuckles ]
892
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:34,382
Unless it's on the same day
that your girlfriend,
893
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,994
your partner
of four years...
894
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:40,040
dumps you.
895
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,781
[ scoffs ]
896
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:46,307
I... [ scoffs ]
897
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:49,049
I know when it's a good idea
to take a mental health day,
898
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,746
and it was...
899
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,837
it was a first.
900
00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:56,274
I'm so sorry.
901
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,367
I wasn't gonna implement
Wedding Day
902
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,934
at this courthouse until...
903
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:08,068
everybodycould take part.
904
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,332
It's the most important thing
I've done in my career.
905
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:14,944
I have got
some catching up to do.
906
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,775
Hang in there, Carmichael.
907
00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:22,343
This is a privilege,
908
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,519
and you get way more
than you give up.
909
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,744
[ knock on door ]
910
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,314
Your Honor, there is something
you need to know about.
911
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:46,236
I am satisfied
that the People have proven
912
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,108
that the defendant
committed the crime
913
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,501
beyond a reasonable doubt,
914
00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:52,373
and I find her
guilty on the charge.
915
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,419
But I don't think
916
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,812
a felony conviction
is appropriate.
917
00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,640
The money has returned,
918
00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:01,077
and the defendant was honest
about her past
919
00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,775
and her commitment
to move forward.
920
00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:05,821
So I will exercise
my discretion
921
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:08,215
under Penal Code Section 17B
922
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:11,218
and reduce the charge
to a misdemeanor.
923
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,438
The defendant is placed
on summary probation
924
00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:17,267
for 12 months under
the following conditions--
925
00:39:17,311 --> 00:39:21,228
100 hours of community service
with Father Vincent.
926
00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,361
So does the defendant accept?
927
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,320
I do.
928
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,277
Then this court is adjourned.
929
00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:29,410
[ gavel bangs ]
930
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,193
[ gallery murmuring ]
931
00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:34,546
Oh!
932
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:35,721
Thank you.
933
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:38,288
[ indistinct conversations ]
934
00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:42,249
You, uh,
you keep your promises
935
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,816
by having faith
in yourself.
936
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,341
God loves you.
937
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:58,526
♪♪♪
938
00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:02,269
Now let's get some people
married!
939
00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,880
[ cheers and applause ]♪ I can see the daylight♪
940
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:08,623
♪ I can see the daylight
from the dawn♪
941
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,670
♪ I can see the sunrise♪
942
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,150
♪ I can see the sunrise
won't be long♪
943
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:17,763
I'm sorry about today.
944
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,635
I needed to stretch my legs
945
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,159
and almost had them
both broken.
946
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:26,946
I suggest in the future
a yoga mat in chambers.
947
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:29,470
♪♪♪
948
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,254
That was nimble.
949
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:33,300
Nimble work there today
with Mr. Owens.
950
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,042
The justice system needs
to stop funding itself
951
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:39,045
on the backs of defendants.
952
00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:41,613
Is this the dream,
the mass wedding?
953
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:42,875
Yes.
954
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,485
[ laughter ]
955
00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,661
Yes, it is.
956
00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:48,576
[ projecting voice ]
This will be orderly.
957
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,710
This will be simple.
This will be very romantic.
958
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,712
The building closes
in an hour, wedding folks.
959
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,496
Let's get...this...done.[ claps hands ]
960
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,716
I need everyone
to line up in your pairs.
961
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:59,326
Orderly, thank you.
Let's get...this...going.
962
00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:01,415
You were hard
to keep up with today.
963
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,330
I had a nun to defend.
964
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,158
Recovering Catholic.
The guilt is brutal.
965
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,464
Hmm.
966
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,814
His mom's ring. Hmm?
967
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,946
- It's nice.
- Mm-hmm.
968
00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,948
I am going to go
to Sara's place,
969
00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:15,211
and she is going
to cut off my finger.
970
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,952
That's the only way
I'm gonna get it off.
971
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,084
[ both chuckle ]
972
00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,651
You have
any dental floss?
973
00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,827
Do I have dental floss?
Have you met me?
974
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,393
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
975
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:26,309
♪ I can see the sunrise,
won't be long♪
976
00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:28,311
Ooh. [ chuckles ]
977
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:31,314
May I have your hand?
978
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:33,534
It's a weird thing to say.
979
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:37,582
♪ I can see the daylight♪
980
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:41,281
♪ I can see the daylight
coming on♪
981
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:42,587
[ camera shutter clicks ]Thank you.
982
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:43,631
♪ Rising
983
00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:44,980
Thanks, Judge.
984
00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,112
♪ Rising
985
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,115
Just another day in the HOJ.
986
00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:52,901
Judge Laski said you had fun
with Amy Quinn today.
987
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,076
- Fun?
- Mm-hmm.
988
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,556
It was...interesting.
989
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,427
How interesting?
990
00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:59,908
You know what?
I'm not going there.
991
00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:01,562
Look, I'm good.
992
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,433
I'm happy if you're happy.
993
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,087
Are you happy?
994
00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,873
Ria is now officially
a brand ambassador,
995
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,963
and we are
going to celebrate.
996
00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:12,791
♪ I can see the sunrise ♪
997
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,402
♪ Won't be long♪
998
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:16,403
♪ Ooh, I'm feeling sunlight♪
999
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,231
Smart.
1000
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,712
♪ Walkin' in the sunshine♪
1001
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:23,192
I need to know what's
going on here right now.
1002
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,543
[ gasping ]
1003
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,892
Ahh!
1004
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,285
Ho ho!
1005
00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:30,722
- Yeah?
- Oh, finally.
1006
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,201
Uh-huh.
1007
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:33,855
Well, what are you gonna do
with it?
1008
00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:37,555
Uh...give it back...
1009
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,644
to his mom. Not to him.
1010
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:41,167
♪ Rising
1011
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,691
[ clears throat ]
1012
00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:46,085
♪ Rising
1013
00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:49,088
- Are you ready?
- [ whispers ] Ready.
1014
00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:51,612
♪ A new hope rising
1015
00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:55,224
Welcome, everyone.
I'm so happy to see all of you
1016
00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:58,401
and honored that you've
chosen me to bring you together.
1017
00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:00,621
[ cheers and applause ]
1018
00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:03,145
We're gonna do things
a little bit differently
1019
00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:05,452
at this late hour.
1020
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:08,542
A group celebration of love.
1021
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,587
[ crowd cheering ]
1022
00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:21,337
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