All language subtitles for 1x06 Un voyeur una inspeccion y una tarjeta de credito ENG

Patu, Sergio Arias
made a party at home.

I can not stand this guy.
Yes, we were in there for a little.

Tomorrow we have to get up early.
We met "P".

He knows we have young children.
No, she was alone

But Pataki has brought her boyfriend.
She is short.

Dont make things up.
Bye. We'll hang with Sergio later.

Kuki, she constantly brags
that Ana Rosa is her neighbor

And that they walk their together children.
I think she doesn't even know her.

This guyis doing it deliberately.
and I do not want to go up there.

I do not want to go up there...
Because I know myself!

I hate you!
- Kuki, I'll get you a pill.

Dad, there's party!
-Karlota go to bed immediately.

Children awake at two in the morning.

Kuki, where are you going?
- To Stop that party.

Wait until I get dressed.
There's famous people there.

What a mess.

I've been living here for almost two months
and this is my first party.

Have a little understanding.

Sergio, my children are crying.
Do you know how it affects sleep deprivation to children?.

It can cause them
psycho-motor rhythm problems.

What if to one of your buddies
drops drugs on the stairs?

And my children's high?
Can you imagine?

What do you think this is
a junkie convention?

Don't take pictures!
- Is "P" there?

Or you shut down the music,
or we will have a problem

Of course not.
I'm going to wake the president, see what he says.

Amador, here we are.
-Nice nice.

So, You invited them, but not us?

'Come, come, drink something.
alright.

We'll report you to the cops
right now.

If I can stand the yelling of
your children. you can do this.

No, everything's fine.
-Sergio, If you can not live in a building,

Buy a house.
I'm thinking seriously to do it.

Be that way.
- Kuki, I think I saw Pauline.

Ill go up there and ask her for an autograph?
-Yeah, right.

Look at the time.
Why didn't Joaquin wake us up?

Why do you think?
- Miranda!

Good afternoon.
You have decided to purchase?

We wanted, but see how the seller is.

Every time we come,
we leave disappointed.

What a shame.
As much as we like this place

Joaquin!
- A little longer.

Joaquin!

What are you doing on the couch?

My brother made
party last night, so I could

To rest and work, I came here.

Joaquin,
I remind you that you are on probation.

I hired you because you
looked miserable.

Still look miserable.

Well, get on it! and change!
Why didnt ring the alarm clock?

Araceli, I do not understand the need to put
this in the garden

They are about to open the pool.
I do not like pools.

There are bacteria, fungi, neighbors.

I got to relax.
Hairdressing is stressing me.

Nobody comes.
- Thats why!.

You have to have a
ladder in there for me.

Of course and a trampoline.

I won't be able to swim!
smart!

Because we need to call the
Green Peace to get you out of there.

You see how beautiful it is.
Now I have a little swim.

And lie to take a sun bath and read.

No, Leo, thank you!
- You have a swimming pool.

Did you save the bill?

For this, they can't complain!

The water for that pool
is it paid by the bldg or them?

Where my sister lives it is paid by the building.
- I do not know.

How do you not know?
- Aren't you the president?

Why can't they swim at
the pool as everyone?

Are we lousy?
They still call us uptight.

Think a nickname for them.
- Javi, Pay no attention.

That's enough.
He is my husband, I want him for me.

He is first a president and then a husband.

Why are you bothered by what others are doing?
Are you all upset or what?

Lola! -It's true!
We do not see each other.

Why do not get on a plane
and get away from all?

See the account.
Oh, my God!

See, they took
700 euros for our car insurance.

Why don't we have it on third party only?

Then I'll certainly be a wreck.

Javi, what are we going to do this month
with the mortgage?

Pay it.
The question is what are we going to eat?

You saw how she talked to us?

As if we were the bad ones.
- They envy us, Antonio.

God!
What is it, a heart attack?

No, the wallet,
I do not know where it is.

Calm down! What's the last
thing you did with it?

loose it.
I went to the drugstore,

At the pump.
- Did you give a tip to the guy at the carwash?

Yes, but I rolled down the window just a bit.

When I came through the garage
I had it.

Then it has to be here.

Mr. Vice-President,
I thank you for refreshing me,

But I'd rather have you buy me a summer uniform.
Sorry, Maxie.

Did Chris come?
I didn't see her.

This is the main room
small, but that's it.

You will not even find anything better.

Good afternoon.
Why do they enter here?

Yes, it's the bad thing about
main floors.

Silvio, are you home?
- Yes.

Open the apartment door
and leave it wide open.

Why? -Do it!

Shut it down quickly!

Hi, Chris.
Can I help you with your bags?

Silvio will.
He is the housewife.

Chris, great plan for tonight.
We are going on a date night.

I do not understand why you continue to following
me when I told you

In all languages
that we're not together.

'll Pick you up at nine, right?

If I have dinner late,
I have nightmares.

Sure, nine, whenever you want.

I'm right here beside you if you need anything.
Alright.

Do not complain, you found love.

Hello. -How are you doing?

No, what am I going to do.

How nice this ground floor with a garden.

I do not understand why my neighbors are bothering you.

I can not complain about anything,
I pay them as much as requested,

Leave me alone!
- That's the problem.

You have not integrated into the building.
They hate you because you are VIP

Who lives his life and
remind them how much their

Lives are miserable and never
will be in the newspaper

And will not have the life that they want.

You did come up with all these?
Yes,I am taking vitamins.

I'm going to lie down it is late.
- Exactly three in the afternoon.

You're wrong if you think I'm going to clean all these.

Sergio Arias? -Yes.
- You have a shipment from the revenue agency.

Can you sign here?
How the revenue agency? - Good luck.

See. Such a face can only the tax authorities.

They will inspect me.
They are coming tomorrow.- Here? -Yes.

Financial advisor told me
to create a business,

To charge the TV show's money,
and to rent this apartment to myself

as the office,

To pay light and furniture.
Even I have two aunts as secretary.

How much do you pay them?
- Nothing. There's the great thing.

Sergio, this is serious.
Call tax advisor...

No, I'm talking to him. Why is that?

His daughter was a bit too loose,
and later turned out to be 16 years old.

Give me everything you got,
papers, bills, everything.

Do I have to keep an account record?
- Sergio, In what planet do you live?

I'm an actor, not an economist.

For me this year,
tax returned me money.

You ruined my life.
Why did you have to introduce me to him?

It was Lola's idea.
You wanted him to leave you alone!

Ah? It was deliberate?

Did you tell him that you dont want to be with him?
-Yes.

But he lives in his own world.
He thinks Richard Gere,

And I am Pretty Woman.
But pretty woman will slice her veins.

Poor guy. I think that
this is first time he falls in love.

Poor me! What should I do?

Do I move to another country?
but I have no money

Was not there a program on TV
where they operate your face for free?

I think they cancelled it.

Listen! You can not leave him
, because you do not listen.

But you can get him to leave you.
Be mean.

Do all those things that drives men crazy.

Be mean to Leo?
I like the idea.

Of course. Be always late.
Just like Lola does.

Or make a scene in public
for no reason

When Javi does it,
it drives me insane.

I can combine it.
Tonight I'll be late for dinner,

And when he gets angry, I'll make a scene.

Thank you. 'You could ask him constantly:

"What is it?
Are you okay? You look weird!"

Yes, or never put the toilet paper
when he finds the

Previous roll in the middle
of an emergency.

Get changed five times before
you get out of the house,

And finally obuèeš
what you first tried.

Javi, she already left.
I just wanted to give her options.

It is not in the house.
Antonio, a pocket-picker stole it.

Berta, I'd noticed it.
You wouldn't even know it.

They follow you,
and take it while you pee. I read it.

He must have been a doorman.
He found it in the garage and kept it.

President, 1C is having
unfounded accusations against my person.

Not unfounded. Who cleans here?
-I could take 1 week

Sick leave due to depression.
- It was someone. Wallets can't walk..

Javier, call an emergency meeting,
some neighbor found

My wallet and kept it.
With the money, IDs,

Image of the child, credit cards, everything!

and the points for the pump.
I was about to get a price.

Hae they used your credit card?
- Not yet.

How do you know?
I hired a service notification.

When I buy something, I get
messages on my phone.

We inform you that you have just purchased the goods in

Amount of 298 euros in the supermarket.

Again!

Weren't you sun bathing?
- I can't.

The neighbor which is constantly in a sweat suit,

Does not stop looking at me from the terrace.

Degenerate!
Now I got to teach him a lesson!

You, calm!
You sure he looked at you?

Maybe he was waiting for someone.
- Yes. Virgin Mary.

Enrique, he is invading my privacy.
He is a voyeur.

If I was directly below him,
fell to his snot on me.

Do not worry.

I'll go out with you.
You'll see that he would not watch.

It seems that it doesnt bother him.

Wait! Now I will look directly into his eyes!

No. Not that either.

This is embarrassing.
- Right?

Now I understand how celebrities feel.

No use.
Let's go inside.

It will look like we gave up.
We have to wait for him to leave.

He will not go.
We will cook in here.

You're right.
I'll givr you cream.

Of course!
We will give him a show on top.

I'll Talk with the President,
and tell him to ask

Father to stop these
lascivious behavior.

Is he touching himself?
-Araseli, Please!

Sorry, another drink
while waiting for? -No thanks.

He will come quickly. We live
door to door, but we wanted

That we get separated, to
preserve the magic from the beginning of the connection.

Chris was shy.
Hours standing in front of the mirror,

If skirt, if pants,

Shoes with open toes or closed,

High-heeled shoes or flat.

We are very nervous.
Recently we were in a crisis,

But now everything is OK,
we solved a problem.

Hi, Amador.
Are you a fiscal advisor?

Financial, but also it can.
Great!

Good. My brother has
urgent problem with the revenue

so I thought you could help us.

Sure,
What are neighbors. Give me the papers.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Kuki! What?

Do you want to know how much
earns doctor Ventura?

Are you stupid? How could you
to give them my papers?

Sergio, we need help.
What will you do? He was a neighbor.

That's why. Now can
that we do what he wants.

I'll take you and telescope.

No, not the telescope. Then "hiccup".

Unbelievable. The neighbor was robbed us.

We live with delinquents. -Antonio,
We have to cancel the card.

Yet. We need to take legal action.

Do not worry, we have
insurance in case of theft.

Who neighbors to agree
bad? -With All.

Who neighbors want to harm us? Everyone.

Berta, so we can not
eliminate suspects.

I'd better call the police.
- Whatever the police.

I'm going to solve this case.

I was not one of those that bind.

I've always been radical straight,

But when you meet somebody who's worth,

You have to take your chances.

What are the ravioli?

Javier, we can talk
? I have a problem.

What do you do now? Evening!

Lola, my love, that's fine. I'm going.

It's a little nervous.
- I understand, it is difficult to align

Politics and love
life. My wife and I

We've been together two months
. I do not know whether I

That can help you. No, not that.

I got carried away. You see,
theme is a little delicate.

It's about your father. What did he do now?

Looks at a lot. What looks? I do not understand.

My wife. Araceli is Sun bathing in the garden

And your father comes out in
terrace, leaning and...

Watching. A typical voyeur.

Dad, I wanted to go down
in the country of embarrassment.

Go with your mother in the supermarket,
to see what a shame.

Do not change the subject.
Are you spying on the councillor's woman?

No, I just go out and watch
. But greet them.

A, means a pervert but cultured.

Bored when
advertisements. As outputs there?

This is her garden. And this is my terrace.

In addition, it is a good woman.

You know what Mom would do to you if she finds out?
Are you gonna tell her?

No. Then?

Son, what are you doing? You quarreled with Lola?

No, I came to give you a kiss.

I forbid you to go out to the terrace
! Good.

Everything I want in my life
stability and health for

My family.
What will your life without health?

Death fascinates me.
Suddenly... gone.

Waiter, the bill! Here is Chris! Kris!

See bitch, when he comes.

I'm sorry I'm late.
Long I waiting for? So now, while...

Leo, do not bother me, please!

Have you ordered? No, I've been waiting for you.

Fuck!, they'll close the kitchen!
Now we have to eat in a hurry.

What are booked so late? Why?

Quiet down, everybody's watching us.

What is it?
It is a shame to be with me? -No.

It seems to me to be a bit
excited. Yeah, hysterical?

I'm sorry, Leo.
I am like this. If you do not like,

Know what to do.
Look! It's all your fault!

Calm. let's pick,
maybe you dropped sugar.

Waiter!

You brought me here to humiliate me.

Try the fetuccinis

Do not! I can not have dinner
in these conditions!

I'm choking -Chris!

One salad and Fetuccini with
seafood takeout.

Leo, you are very quiet.
- No I am not.

Maybe you're angry about
scene from the restaurant. Came to me

So once, and plans. No, it does not matter.

What I like about you. What are the strong women.

Strong? No, more mentally unstable.

Do not worry. This error
made by the couples.

Fall in love with someone,
and wants to change it.

It never fails.

You put language. -Yes.

I come in? -No.

You're right, I'm going too fast.

No, not that. Leo,
I have to say something

What can endanger our relationship. What?

I can not have sexual relations.
I have vaginismus.

No matter what I said! What is that?

The vaginal muscles when it
feels the penis, they contract and

Penetration is impossible.
A boy left me for that.

He waited seven years relaxing muscles,

That never happened.

No matter. Sex is not so important
. It is only a supplement.

I disagree. Sex is the foundation of every relationship.

Do not worry, Chris. In addition,
oral sex is not a problem?

I sleep with a prosthetic,
I have a problem with a fork.

9 out of 10 doctors do not recommend
oral sex.

Never mind, Chris.
Together we can overcome it.

When there is love, everything is overcome.

Good night. Good night.

Chris, do you want the fetuccini?
You can heat it in the Microwave.

No, for you. Thank you.

What are you laughing at?
- Vaginismus.

The only item on the agenda:
investigation among neighbors

To detect
perpetrators of criminal offenses against property,

Specifically the wallet of Mr. resolved.

Please get back to us and we will not wallet
no one to sue.

Well, it depends.
Well, basically you called for a meeting.

to say that we are thieves.
What has to be one of us?

The thief via the Internet
ordered food and sent it on

They sent it to this address.
- But the moron didn't say the number.

You, remain silent! Still we did not eliminate
as a thief!

They sent me a copy
bill, and did not buy salami.

Ham, mushrooms,

Anchoves, fluid mouthwash,

16 coat hangers.
- Will you read us the entire bill?

Javier, I request
searched the refrigerator in the building.

Perhaps bang, but why
do not cancel the card?

Because it's logical,
certainly will not do it.

Antonio, please, we're neighbors.

If someone found your
card returned to you.

I'm just saying that among us
thief, and sit here.

You're not going to believe me.
Resi lost his wallet,

And called a meeting
to call the thieves...

What is this?

A small purchases that have
nothing to eat this month.

do you want an anchove sandwich?

Honey, you're not this
bought with his credit card?

Constantly bugging us. That's them!

Lola, this is a steal. -No no!

Up to 350 euros is only a misdemeanor,
I saw on the internet.

That's why I didn't buy fish.
For next time.

What do you mean next time?
Do you know what their going to do when they find out.

They are going to hang me at the swings.
It was you?

Goya, the switch
next door called the bell.

Try sometimes to push.

If you have monetary problems
what you told me?

No problem. Right? We do not have, we do not.

I understand that it is difficult son
I'm holding up the house

And an unemployed woman.
- I'm not unemployed,

Rather than a freelancer.

Lola, we have to pay it back
wallet and apologize.

Why? Because it
normal people.

Come on! I'll leave them in the mailbox
and as if nothing happened.

Says his sex
irrelevant. That the supplement.

He's lying!

I tell you that it is safe
all night thinking how to leave you.

Kristina quickly! Get dressed!

I have a surprise! -What A surprise.

This is Dr. Peljiser, couples counselor,

He is specialized in sexual pathologies.

Kristina, the first thing you should
to know is that the

Your problem common in women
and there's a cure.

It's not a big problem for me
. It's a psychological problem.

Have you had painful relationships
in the past? Panic due to

Pregnancy? Afraid to
and not male-dominated?

Bit of everything.

I'll try the technique
gradual dilation.

You will be inserting dildos
in your vagina.

At the beginning are very small, we
will gradually increase the size.

Now I will not buy them. How is it buying?

In the piece or in a package?

Hello. How are you?
Hello, Sergio.

Can I help you?

You see, my brother is
gave... Yes. Come on, man.

The situation is complicated.
I like your adviser...

Aide told you, did not you? -Yes, of course.

See! -Hook, Look who's here!

Why did not you say that up a little bit.

You want something to drink? -No thanks.

I just want to apologize for last night
. I'm a little drunk,

So maybe I overdid it.
- Do not worry, nothing terrible.

Music was Great,
you have to record a disc.

How is your convertible going? - Are you happy?
Yes Why?

Just in case one day I
can borrow it to go to work.

Of course, whenever you want.
I rarely ride it. -Just Because.

What's evening together so
you can not talk about it.

Course.

I invite you to my place tonight?
- Super. I'll call and Pat.

Barely waiting to meet you.
Can you come with your husband?

Of course, you would not be able to come.

What time?

See you later. -Do not worry. I'm going to look at this,

Do not end up in jail.
- Cookie, you're silly.

What is waiting for me!

For me, barked Managing Director

I have for you to
yell. And we do not have

On anyone, because we are at the bottom.

Tomorrow I have to give an explanation
the board of directors.

The market situation is
bad. Two months of sales

Second phase, we sold
only one bed apartment.

Not to mention about this
apartment, all laughing at us.

If donated microwave.
- Or to reduce prices.

I cut down on your plate. -Still?

What turns me on when she's mad.

Erik, how is it possible to
and for anything not care?

I do not have a mortgage.

Fuck!

Dad!

Get out of the houses! Couch for people.

Do not lie, and you're sitting on it.

Can not you ignore it?

What kind of a councilor!
Put order in your family!

Love, come with me. We need them

Split before
we finish in the diary.

Fran, turn the volume up!
What's going on?

Mama is like a flower, Dad's going to put seed

But that his mother wears
diaphragm finished story.

If you have brought something from the supermarket,

You should know about it.

You are a professional of the information.
-I cant do this under this pressure.

Be patient.
You'll see how that would help return the wallet.

Wallet they put in
mailbox, but they took our card.

Please, let it be your mother.

Inform you that you
a purchase in a store

Appliances "Romero"
in the amount of 560 euros.

This is a plasma TV, safe.

Mom, you did not used the card?

We are vacuum cleaner in action, I had to.

The action lasted until the end of May.

Mom. I'm a slave to the house, son.

Where is it? -Does It to me
tomorrow to your home address.

Card? -That's right.
Armchair massage "Shiatsu"

Black leather. Antonio Resio, 404...

Dad! You are all crazy! Give!
The boy will lose the commission.

Now I will not leave them in the mailbox.

President, I have to ask
to hand over the card.

What card? -The With
which are your parents

Earlier robbed
resolved. How did you know?

Body language. Below you scratched around,

Which means anger and frustration
or conjunctivitis.

Check just in case.

You remain silent, that you
my son out onto the street.

What will you charge? -Mr.
Resio doubted me without

Reason, I'm going to give him
reason. Or two.

Seafood Restaurant?
I want to reserve

Table for four people tonight
in the name of Antonio resolved.

You see it still loves.
Take us out to dinner.

Ma, I caught him
casino game over the Internet.

Happy?
You owe me 30 anniversaries.

Let's go to a hairdresser to
settle for tonight. Good luck!

Do you know what this is? The temptation
that God sends us.

We have to use the card for
BEING good deeds.

Since when are you a believer?

It occurs to me
Virgo in prison. What did she say?

She looked at me like,
"What am I doing here?".

I think it's wrong
address. Sure.

See. Adopt
children from poor countries.

It's like a shopping mall for good deeds.

In addition, it will be deducted from his taxes.

It was good, was not it? Yes.

Do you? -I am, you?

I am. How does that feel the sun.

It is the vitamin E.
What?

Tonight we're going alone on a romantic dinner.

We have to celebrate.

What most annoys men?
There must be something.

Sandra, you're much
upset. How do you do that?

I do not know. And if you go live with him?

Please, I'm serious. -Me too. Singles are full mania.

They need their space. Throw his stuff,

Changes of their names,
put him on a diet.

Annoys me when my brother
leaving only the crust of bread.

Thank you, Sandra. I'll try
less stupid things.

To move in with him?
This is a suicidal mission.

I said I would in less than
week that you dumped.

Really? You're not Chris. You are a virus.

Destroy it. -Yes. I have a virus.

What are you doing? Well, like a virus.

Hello. Shit!

Fabio, you've got to make us look pretty.
I do not work for free.

I'll pay you. Do you accept the card?

Hello. -Hello.

You go on a trip? No, come
I live with you.

What? If it was not too early for this step.

Leo, I need to know you're serious
. I have 20 years.

I think we need
advance, otherwise the connection fails.

But few... -This
have to upholstery.

That's weird regulated furniture.
Everything is feng-Sui.

That sucks. We have to
opposes. You like cyclamen color?

Help me.

Love, I did
cloths of your old T-shirts.

Just not this one. I do not know,
the first one I found.

Come on, Chris.
We need to talk. -What is it?

See. I thought
and... -Leo, you're scaring me.

I want you to meet my parents. What?

Coming tonight for dinner.

It seems to me that you
uncomfortable. Yes, it was a shock.

It is difficult, but it is a challenge to our relationship.

Convert your space and
my space in our space.

Just a little! If fails, it does not matter.

Can we just be friends
. Slow down!

For example, this T-shirt I
very much. I know, because

Her and tore, I think...
- I realized that I did not care.

Thank you, Chris.
Thank you for in my life.

When your parents coming? -In Nine.

I do not like to eat late.
After I can not...

Yes, nightmares.

I can not believe it.
Now I have to put up with them

A bunch of retards having dinner at my house.
And on top of that with friends!

I'm just trying to help you
. In addition, both the

Maybe make friends with somebody,
no one filed.

It is tasty? Try it.

Anyway. Go to the cinema.

I'm not staying? Why is that? Yes
we complicate things?

God! Cookies!

Sergio, sometimes I think that we do not
trust me, it hurts me as a brother.

Hello! She came were children.

We did not have anyone to leave them
- Joaquin

Why don't you go down and
play with them something fun?

I can, I go to the movies.

Pat, I introduce you to Sergio,
our neighbor. -I can not believe it.

This is Pedro, her husband.
- So we have been talking about you.

Sergio's character, you'll see.

Missed us
romantic dinner, to be alone.

Mom, look,You are getting stained.
- This looks like the "Murder in Texas".

I do not understand why we did not leave them home.
- Because they'll kill each other.

Councilor and families.

Let me introduce you. This is my ex-wife

And her lesbian lover and gardener.

I'm not a lesbian! -I'm glad. Good night.

How can you treat yourself
with the salary

Have dinner here? And I
I could ask you that,

As a taxpayer.
- Enrique, let them.

They need to sit down. -After We going to drink
last drink together.

Charo,
how is your autopsy doing?

Is not this an expensive restaurant?
- Too much they pay.

Silvio, no way out.
The more I fuck him up,

The more he likes me.
I'm beginning to lose my contact with reality.

Get out of there!

It's too late! He gave me the key and
his parents coming tonight.

That's great.
Yes, I am so happy!

My in-laws
you as the last test,

If he doesn't like you for children,
the relationship is over.

I see the light. Where?
- In your thinking.

They will hate me.

I'm glad you finally came.

You have not seen the apartment. And you paid it.

Son, so we were surprised
when you told us to finally have

a girlfriend.
That we had to see.

When I left home,
they were very difficult.

Sometimes I wish I was back home.

But now you have a girlfriend, and
we move into the background.

Chris, what do you do?
I work in a travel agency.

But I intend to quit
and live from Leo.

A? Great. That's what I'm
. I gave birth to Leo and over.

I can not have children. Sterile alone.

Really? That's great, woman.

Children are not as people think.

What is a rogue my father.

It is important that you are a lovely couple.
- Leo, son, congratulate you.

Thank you, Dad.

Carlotta, come on down from there. And you.

We are very happy that we are
moved here. Often we gather.

How was the party? Maite
told me that it was Fr.

Pe? Oh yes. We are close companions,

Since we worked together on a project
.

You were lucky that you did not fell
a neighbor nuisance. -Yes.

Children, I am getting mad.
Come down from there.

How are you getting ready for
role of Dr. Venture?

I was for months in a hospital

How I understood the pressure that
surgeons are exposed to daily.

I looked up to George Clooney
, if you pay attention,

You notice any big
similarities between our characters.

But it's a soap opera, whispering
you what to say.

No, no we do not whisper.

How wonderful loft.
After we get up there.

This is your home.
Kids. I'll get mad for real.

We have two children. Look.

They're beautiful.
We drewl for them.

Watch out, watch out! Why dont you ask for a pure?
-Leave me alone.

Mom, leave.

No more. -There's more.
- I can not anymore.

Sorry, it foursome
send you a bottle of booze.

How nice detail. See how happy!

Politicians are like condoms,
they should always be kept in the pocket.

Boy, collection.

Do not look for these IDs?
- The snobbish places do not.

It's rude. No,
When you're rich, everything is easier.

What a shitty company!

Please, let it be some commercials.

Inform you that you
a purchase in a restaurant

"Rias Galega" in the amount of 640 euros.

These do not buy seafood from me.

For the sake of our son who is
in Ireland, cancel the card.

No, We'll get them. Come on.
-Where are you going?

Yes, yes. I had a problem with drugs.

Eight months ago, I was
closed in Asturias.

Really? -Yes.
I stole to provide drugs.

Elderly, the disabled, thyristors.
- You do not need to look to the past.

You should always think of the future
. -Of course honey.

Who has not ever smoked a joint
. -Chris Is a born fighter.

I love it. I'm going to the bathroom.

I'll be honest, I do not want
to be with your son.

No, I can not leave him.
'll Be back in our home.

What do you want? Money?
- No. Tell costs.

Now I'll give you this, and we'll see about that.

Watch out! What a sight!

How important is family, right? -Yes.

Kuki,What a room!
Uh, I'm drunk.

Where the holding liquors? Let go. Maybe not.

Actor. How can that no alcohol?

Sergio!

Pedro, you've gotta
help with the tax administration.

Poor guy, artist,
and numbers he just...

Do not worry, lady. Inspector
my friend

I've already talked to him.

Going to Ibiza. You may call us at the yacht

If you help him. He's got a yacht?

This? Certainly.

Where are you? Sergio!

Descend.

Silage. -What are they doing?

Tells her bathroom.
- Sergio was wonderful.

You never imagined such,
is not it? No, it's normal.

I like the plate.
Do you have arrived to the apartment

Or you are renovating? No, she's here.

Sergio, Pedro says he does not worry about
tax. It will help you.

You're a counselor? -No. He works
in tax. He is the chief inspector.

Yes, I'm a romantic.

It is important that tomorrow this apartment
seems to the office.

If your mother and aunt
employees, some they come tomorrow.

Amador, you did his accounting?

Kuki!
-Yes I am. It's all done.

You'll get the punishment you
missed the deadline, but nothing more.

Thank you so much, Pedro.

Menu did not show the bathroom? No!
There is no need to take it shows.

Boy, another round of drinks.

Isaskun, I have to drive.
That is why I am drinking.

Fuck, Resio!
We have to go!

Where? They were at the door.

Please bathroom.
- Next door to the left.

We're not going to leave a tip?

I repeat to you, if you do
reservation, you can not enter.

Especially not in his pajamas. Just
I came to deliver a message

Friend. Sorry,
Did you stupid?

Antonio!

You're liked my
parents. Excited they are.

Yes, we immediately agreed.

See, I bought you those vaginal inserts.

Five different sizes,
of 22, 25, 32, 36 and 40.

When you get to 36,
can not have relationships.

What are you going to try? Now?

You need to make you throw 10 minutes
and doing exercises contraction.

That is how you expand the muscles
and learn to control them.

Everything is explained. -Let me see.

Can I help you? -Let,
Go to the bathroom.

Wait, you forgot to gel. Thank you.

I'm going to read a little. Right.

Pat, I'm not up to
and meet with friends.

Hi. -What does it say?

That he can not talk. We'll call me tomorrow.

This guy should be in jail.

Familiarize it with friends,
but he will destroy marriage.

Not sure yet!
We'll see what that says.

How can you not sure? Was
it, with your pants around articles.

It is very strange. From Vera would
to expect, but from Pat...

This type they poured something into a drink.

Did you feel something? Me? No.

Good morning, lioness.

Hello. How are you?
Barely wait to repeat.

It's a little early, is not it?
- I always perks up in the morning.

Okay. But first, I'm going to Sunbath.

It is cloudy!.
- It doesn't matter.

Okay, let's go. No! Not you! I'm going alone.

You go to buy bread and newspapers. And wash the car.

It's their mother. Is involved.

Have you come out daughter and son in law.
Police wants to see them.

Enrique! Fishermen! I'm not a fisherman.
I am a distributor, not clean fish.

What is it? This one! This
stole the card.

What? -Do You have proof?

Yes. You see, we took pictures of them in the restaurant.

This is just proof that
people ate shrimp.

I'm Enrique Pastor,
councilor for children and youth.

Yesterday I was there with my family
, but I paid

Your card, I got the bill.

Do not explain them,
they called us thieves.

Inform you that you have just purchased

Car parts turbo north Inc. for 499 euros.
Was that us too?

You are stupid. Fishremen and stupid!

And you, cancel the card.
That's the first thing you should do.

Good day.

We only have an hour to
converted apartment my brother

Office. Do not come!

If we take the furniture from Rachel's office?

No. she's got a meeting with the boss,
after she is going for lunch,

A time. No, no
I won't risk my job again.

What would you prefer?
Go see your brother in jail?

Two hours late every time
when to meet you,

True hysterical outbursts,
I fell in his house,

I told him that I had vaginismus.
Really?

To what number did you get?
- That's a lie, Sandra.

You know what I did this morning
? I farted in bed.

And he says, championship!

Do not lose hope. There is always a solution!
-there is not!

Kill him! And give Camilla to eat.

What we always destroy the relationship of the third person.

How do you know? Do you have a boyfriend? -Not any more.

I had. -What happened? He killed himself?

Killed himself! Sorry, Sandra, was a joke.

That's Right.
If I cheat?

It always works.
- Poor guy! You do not feel?

No. We need to get someone into bed.

But how? What is the fastest?

Nadia former. No,
I've had enough humiliation.

How much is a gigolo? My brother charged separately
300, 350 euros.

I do not have that kind of money.

Who are you calling?

Hello. I want to order.
two tempura rolls,

Chicken fried rice.

If they were not, who was?

Car parts Turbo North!.
This paid the whole check-up

on my bill.
I'm going to see whose car is not there.

Antonio, this is ridiculous.
- I'll find you, you thief.

I am closer everytime.

See, it works.

Answer.
-Who is this?

First you have to push the button.
- What they say that without your hands?

How do you hear me? -With Delay
but it is normal for you.

Signals going to satellite, and returns.

These are electromagnetic waves.
- What all will not to invent.

Give me the card. I have them picked up.

We need to organize, to create a calendar of
.

Enter and me. No longer a nobody.

The card has a limit.

How about we all go shopping together?

We can not, we have a job.

50 euros each, to buy something.

So I am Encarna,
She is Angelines?

No, you are Angelines and she is Encarna.
-I like Angelines.

Anyway. Sit down, and
pretend to work.

At age 65 working as a secretary.

Joaquin, I swear that it was
. It's not normal.

Cookies you bring a friend
from the tax, to help you,

And you bang his wife.
- I was nervous.

Dinner was hell.
She asked me to show her bathroom and...

Sergio, You don't sleep with married women!
Kaka!

If the husband finds out, he'll come
you the whole ministry.

What if you told him?
You can destroy a marriage?

You might have children.
- Two. Ugly when the devil.

Inspection.

Do something.

It's certainly loser
destroyed, on the verge of recognition.

Hello, Sergio.

I do not see it destroyed.

I present to you Pat.
- I could hardly wait to see you.

I took the kids to school and I came running

We need to talk.
Shit! The inspectors.

What does your husband here? -I do not know.

Get her up!

Have you seen? If pressed,
comes you this to put an ashtray.

Do not touch anything.

Good afternoon. Mr. Arias? -Yes. Come in.

Pedro, what a surprise. What are you doing?

I came to see if everything was all right.

You did not have to be torturing. -Do not worry. This is a mere formality.

Hello. Angelines, secretary.

Do you want some coffee? -No thanks.

And thus do you do?

Like to chat over the Internet, stealing chemical,

Photocopy breast, which everyone at work.

Do? -Chinese food.

Opening up.

What? -Delivery.
- Come on up.

15, 80. -share.

What is your name? -15,80.

Why do not you take off your helmet?

Well, you do not. Come here.

Come on, now going to come
my boyfriend to buy you.

Sit down. Calendar?

A? No. Do not move. If you lift a no money.

Give me the bag.
-15,80. -Give. -15,80.

Well, you do not have to give me
. But do not move, wait there.

Araceli! What?

What are you doing? Nothing.

I read. And kept staring at this from above.

Really? How boring.

While not approved by tarpaulins.
- You've been thrilled.

Flirted you, obviously.

Bit. It's funny, but I
fell. -This Sweats?

No, he said. But to look at me.

Nothing, then let come down.
We'll put him chair

In the bedroom, beer and let them enjoy.

It's not that, Enrique. More is imaginary.

To the next meeting we will be
screw around on the desk of the President.

I feel desired. -I want you.

Yes, but not the same.

So your sexual interest owed
neighbor voyeur.

It is essential to succeeding. I love you. What's the difference?

Let's go into the bedroom. We will not!

I'm no longer humiliated
for these 16 years of marriage.

It's not so bad.

I do not understand anything. All cars are down.

Antonio, please cancel
card. Just one more

Buying and We'll get them.
Imagine their face when they catch.

All this worrying will be worth it.
Here they are! Start the car!

Inform you that you made the purchase

At the mall in the amount of
2365 euros. My mother!

Where is this place? Internet!
- It's over! I'll call the bank!

Berta, we are close.
Give me the phone.

Open the door!

Hello. I'm calling to cancel my card.

What are those knocks? Are you kidnapped?
- No. It is my husband.

You still there? -Your Orders!

Here comes my boy. Lay down a bit.

Chris, I'm home!
- Yes! I'm going.

Honey, what are you doing so early?
- As always.

I enrolled us in the gym.
Tomorrow we're going to body tonic together.

Do not go there.
- Did you mop? I could've done that.

Do not! There's another man.
What?

Yes.
I suck.

Yes, I do not deserve you.

Are you kidding?

15.80

I'm sorry, I couldn't help it
It was an animal attraction.

What about your vaginismus?
Well, Asians are statistically less...

Go! Get out of my house.

Leo, really, I did not want.
I'm sorry.

Yes!

Thank you very much!

15.80.
Yeah, right.

How come she is not sorry?
No. She says she is happy.

That has long thought about it.
- Then she will Divorce?

No, She says she loves Pedro and the
children. It's only an adventure

That is no big deal.
- If it was not terrible?

Now I will call him to tell him
. -Hook, Do not talk nonsense.

Never been so embarrassed
as yesterday. I know it

Faculty, the best man I have his child.

Certainly has his reasons.
Maybe they do not go to bed.

You're defending her? So, when I schedule

in bed, Know where to find you! Yes,
at the reception desk. Much turns me on!

This is the first time that we argue in 7 years.
And Everything because of the abnormal upstairs.

I'm going to break his face!
No person shall filming a series.

It's going to hurt you, Dad? -No One, honey.

We are playing.
To what? - Tomorrow I'll show you.

Thank you very much.
And sorry for bothering you.

You got us for whatever you need.
We are all tax revenue.

I have a daughter of 16 years,
would love to meet you

And to see the recording.
- No! Minors are not allowed!

Next time, supper with us at home.
Patu liked you.

Come here, you idiot, I'll kill you!

This, take it all! Crucify him! Rounds!

Until he ends begging for food
at a nuns food bank.

Wasn't he your friend?
-He was, before he banged your wife.

Yesterday I found them in the bathroom.

Pedro, it was her.
She grabbed me, but he could have been anyone.

So, you deal with the situation.

This changes things, does not it?
A little.

So,You just don't return the card.
but on top...

You go together shopping?
-Son, Whatever. It does no longer work.

We broke the magnetic stripe.
Who wore it near the phone?.

We had overstepped the limit. Of course.

What will you bags of 800 euros?
Have excelling in the market.

Did I tell you something
for glasses? -They are beautiful.

Resio!

Good day! -How are you?

What about the card?

What's he doing? -From Four thousand euros
that they took,

Insurance covers us
only the first 150 euros.

I told him.
But he is stubborn, does not listen.

A now needs to sell us all accounts:

Mortgage, a boarding school, a dentist.

Who do you think? The police investigation.

They say
organized gangs, it is difficult to catch them.

To say that would not work, but...

From everything in life teach.

Ye shall go out from this
, fish brings in money.

I wanted to apologize to you
as we suspected

With you, we have not been good neighbors.

Do not worry, beautiful. Everything is fine.

Embrace Antonio on our behalf.

If now I do not feel like
trash, I do not know what you are.

Vicente, come out immediately. -In The bathroom alone.

Leave my wife alone.
- She's pushing me in the garden.

She used to go out to read.
You invited her to be exhibisionist.

We those looks
from the terrace as a sick person.

Enrique, get me!
How could I not see her?

Is an excellent! Our relationship was platonic.

Not even platonic or nothing...

Do you want me to look at my wife?
Do you see her in the morning?

She is a woman that has her charms.

Did you see her hair?
She looks like the Friday the 13th.

Vicente, do not mean what you say.

And it only from the outside, inside no one can...

Ill go.
Ill loose the elevator.

Love, how was your shopping?

Goya, if humor is lost in a relationship,
what is left?

Don't talk to me I don't wanna hear you.
The hair thing was a compliment.

Drooling over you for a neighbor,
like those old perverts.

I did not do anything. I
I was on the terrace... -I

Do not deserve this, Vicente.

Goodbye. Where are you going?

Far from it. -Hang.

Tell me how includes microwave.

What a burden I took off with my back.

I feel free, good luck.
As those who advertise cartridges.

Passable Leo!

Now it feels like an old, dirty rags.

It stinks so much that,
to throw it in the garbage.

Silvio, because of which so much torturing me?

You're gay mizogen,
sadist or you're bored?

No, seriously. Think a little.

Leo loved you with all
flaws, real and imagined.

It was
unconditional love, you'll never

Meet someone who's going to love you so much.

It is sad! Really sad!

'll Think. But this I'll remember you.

What did you do to him? He was to greet
, he went with his parents.

Do you know how much
is the problem solved?

He wrote the notice, ,
appeals, petitions, kept books.

What is my fault? Connections are starting,
develop and eventually stop.

Kristina, what did it
do? Say all you want.

We can still make things right.
- Please, this is a painful breakup.

I'm looking for respect from all.
- You took the money from the parents?

Yes, we agreed
already. Do not Forget.

How is Leo? -We do not know.
Left the bags and went.

Not answering his mobile. -Chris!

What?
- Talk to him at least.

How do I know where he is?
- You do.

I think this is a lesson
that your life is sent.

In five minutes of sex, and waiting
trial because of fiscal offenses,

Ruined family, you became
the main enemy neighbors.

I think I'll have to move
in Miami. What is the worst there

What can happen to me?
- To destroy your house hurricane

Killed and at traffic lights...
- You see, live better than we do.

How is Pat? -What do you think? Broken.

Erik took her tea. Sorry, at least.

I'm going.

Erik fuck!

You see it's not my fault?

Hello!

Here we are again, on our bench.

Listen, Leo, I did not sleep with the Chinese.

Neither with the Chinese, to anyone already two months.

And not because of vaginismus, but
because I had the chance.

Have with you, but...

I purposely annoy you,
to leave me. Why is that?

Because
I did not want to go out with you.

I say so, that's all. -I told you.

I do not understand you, you're weird. -That's right.

You see, I consider myself a pathetic woman

I think I will not be happy
in my life, I do not see how.

You deserve someone better. You're excited,

Happy and positive.
Ill suck that energy

You have sucked it out.

Course. And I don't see you well,

Do not want to put his
in this whirlpool of sadness and despair.

I like this feeling of loss and abandonment
.

Because in life should experience it all.

I'll write a diary. "The Diary of pain.
" Yes, write.

Can you yours, and can be fused.

It could be interesting.
- We'll see about that.

So, friends?
- Friends, friends.

Leo!

Friends without a kiss? -That's right.

I blame you for this.
Why do you want to be a Celestine with people?

Your other Gonzalo I found him a girl

And eventually they got married.
- Except for the

Restraining order, it was great.

Mom, what are you doing here?
- I had a fight with your father.

We will get divorced.
What?

A suitcase?
- I'll spend some time with you.

Son!

Mom, whatever you need! Thank you, son.

I hope you're happy. You ruined me.

What will I do in the 61st year?

Who will be in the morning to me
performed for a walk? Nobody.

I'm gonna die.
Shall know that I am dead by the smell.

I swear to you that I have not heard
when approached from behind.

I had a life.
Horrible, but life.

I'll handle this. Listen,

I thought a little better, not so bad.

Now you remembered. -Would You could
tomorrow to peek a little bit,

Around 4, when going back from the municipality.

Enrique, I just want to go back to Goya.

Hello, Berta. See,
we have gathered all the neighbors

Small amount of money that you
help in this difficult time.

Antonio! Just as 116 euros,
but if you invest well.

Thanks, essential care.

You have received this from
humanitarian organizations.

Thank you
adopted ten children. Look,

Sent us the drawings.
- See, these are dying out.

Berta, call us immediately to get your money back.

Antonio, I can not. Already
I could not see their face.

The bird too?

See this... Do not show me! I will not!

Enrique, is not the same.
This is forced.

Of course, there's two of them.
- Koke, Go.

What about me? Let them go on. Yes
I have a sensuous look.

Leave it.
Something will come up.

A to set up web -Kamera
in the room? Millions of people

What you want. No, quite the cables.

After can come in with
mask, without jeopardizing my

Political reputation.

This man is sick.

Recompense us 20 euros to watch his wife.

Koke, love is a battle against time.

You're right.

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