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I always worry that maybe people aren't
gonna like me when I go to a party.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in
your stomach when you dread things?
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I wouldn't wanna miss a party,
but every time I go to one...
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...I keep feeling like
the whole world's against me.
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See, I've spent my whole life
in military academies.
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My mother doesn't have a place for me
where she lives...
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...and she doesn't know
what else to do with me.
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You mustn't misunderstand about
my mother. She's really a lovely person.
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I guess every boy thinks his mother
is beautiful, but my mother really is.
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She tells me in every letter how sorry
she is that we're not together more...
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...but she has to think of her work.
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One time we were together, though.
She met me in San Francisco once...
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...and we were together for two whole
days, just like we were sweethearts.
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It was the most wonderful time
I ever had.
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Then I had to go back
to the military academy.
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Every time I walk into that barracks,
I get a kind of....
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A kind of a....
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I'm sorry.
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Kind of a depressed feeling.
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It's got hard, stone walls.
You know what I mean?
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I guess I've bored you enough,
telling you about myself.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about that. I goofed up the last
couple of lines. I guess I'm nervous.
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That's okay. You did very well.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you. You play very well.
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Now Mrs. Tossoff's gonna play notes
for you. Sing them back to us. Like so:
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-It's too low for me.
-You're a tenor? You want to start here?
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Louder, please.
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I'm so nervous.
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-I'm not singing.
-But you have to.
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-But I came to dance.
-You have to sing too.
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-And act, and play an instrument.
-All three?
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-It says "performing arts," doesn't it?
-You don't have to do everything.
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-Sure as shit helps, baby.
-Thank you. Next group, please. Hurry.
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-Oh, I like your nose ring.
-I'm into culture.
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-Does that hurt, or is that ethnic?
-Music, please, Mrs. Snell.
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Please pay attention.
We have a lot to do today.
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-I hate my legs.
-Yeah. Me too.
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-I've tried every diet in the whole world.
-Really? Me too.
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But you can't help your glands.
I'm sorry! I'm just so nervous.
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Relax! Come on, use your body.
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-Careful. That's 7000 worth of machine.
-Dollars or pounds?
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Don't touch the rotary pods.
I got it set on saw-tooth.
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Why can't he play piccolo? Something
sensible. Or the accordion, like Papa did.
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Same reason you drive a checker and
not a Roman chariot. It's progress.
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My son's head is into the future.
And Papa could never play the accordion.
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-Do you think you're talented?
-You swine! You coward! You cad!
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You dare judge me in my misfortitude?
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You dare to ask me the question
who is the father of my child?
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-You! You! I point to you, Nigel!
-Next, please.
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The next group of musicians can
go to the fifth floor now, please.
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-Name?
-Excuse me, miss.
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You don't need his name. He's not here
for the audition. He's my partner.
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-What school's he from?
-He ain't into school.
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He's just helping me out with my
dancing. But it's me who's auditioning.
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Mulholland, Shirley. I'm all fixed up.
I filled in all your papers and all.
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He doesn't go upstairs
without filling in his name.
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Leroy's his name, but I'm auditioning.
Shirley Mulholland. That's two L's.
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-And don't ask him to do no writing.
-Doesn't he talk, even?
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He ain't into conversation
until you get to know him.
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-Leroy what?
-Leroy Johnson. Can we go up now?
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He's not going up
until he checks his knife.
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We ain't staying long enough for
no trouble. He's just helping a friend.
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He's not helping out anyone
unless he checks his knife.
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This is the High School for Performing
Arts. We don't cut each other up here.
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-You want it?
-I want it.
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-You sure you want it?
-Yeah, I'm sure.
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-Promise you won't steal it, now?
-I promise.
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-Thanks, ma'am.
-Name?
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Don't worry, baby. I got lots of knives.
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-What are you going to do for us?
-I was gonna sing.
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-You don't have to sing, honey.
-We know our rights.
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-You can't refuse her an audition.
-She's not supposed to sing her audition.
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Please, excuse me, if you don't mind.
Honey, you don't have to sing for us...
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-...because this is the drama department.
-When she sings, it is drama.
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-What's your name, honey?
-Finsecker.
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Doris Finsecker.
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-Hi.
-How do you do?
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-What's your name?
-Ralph Garci.
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-Who was your teacher?
-Well, my father taught me.
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He's doing work for the government.
I'm not supposed to talk about it...
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...but my father played some of the
most beautiful symphonies...
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-...in the whole world once.
-What did he play?
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Trombones.
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And French horns.
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English horns.
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-Saxophones.
-Anything else?
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Yeah.
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-Bongos, maracas, that sort of stuff.
-What did he teach you?
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Why don't you
try the dance department.
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-Why do you want to go to school here?
-Should I tell him?
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Yeah, tell him.
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We can't afford a professional
children's school.
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Okay. If you want to sing, go ahead.
Then we'll look at your acting.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Don't be shy, Sheila. Come over here.
What are you going to do?
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-I'm doing The Towering Inferno.
-What?
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-You know, the movie?
-Oh.
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All right, I'm playing O.J. Simpson.
I'm in this building.
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There's fire all around, right?
So I go to the elevator.
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Think of it as a concentration exercise.
Just sing to Michael...
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-...and don't worry about anybody else.
-I don't think I can. I can't just stare.
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He won't mind.
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-Waiting for the elevator.
-Press the button, Doris.
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Her brother Harvey.
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Doesn't come, so now I'm getting mad.
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Finally it comes, so I get in.
Okay, and there's people all around.
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And they're looking right at me.
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Yeah, my father taught me. I'm not
supposed to talk about him right now.
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He's doing a little bit of work
for the government, but....
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My father is very, very famous.
He danced with the Rockettes.
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Sure. Would you begin, please?
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-I'll be doing "Swanee River" for you.
-Okay.
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And....
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Hon? "Swanee River," please.
Hit it.
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Doris, what would you do
if you don't make it?
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We'll make it.
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00:13:06,923 --> 00:13:09,092
Next, please.
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But I that am not shaped
for sportive tricks...
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...nor made to court
an amorous looking glass...
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...I that am-- Cheated of--
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Why don't you try
the drama department.
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If again "it was not well cut,"
he'd answer, I spake not true:
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This is called the Reply Churlish.
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Nobody talks about it,
but there's a quota system.
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Your chances are better if you're black,
Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
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-I am Puerto Rican.
-Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
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-Your daddy doing government work.
-That's the truth.
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And he left you his tap shoes, right?
Does he work for Pepsi-Cola too?
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Be careful.
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-To the left. Left.
-Come the other way.
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All right.
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Easy, now. Straight back, Bruno?
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-Where do you want this at?
-Far corner.
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How do you do?
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Okay. Fine.
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Great. Look, I'll do that. You just go
and get the rest of the stuff, okay?
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Oh, Martelli. Bruno Martelli.
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Would you like to set up
your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
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Who taught you?
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Who taught me? My father taught me.
He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
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-Why do you want to go to school here?
-Because Freddie went here.
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-Freddie?
-Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
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-So you want to be an actor, huh?
-Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
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Judy, Judy, Judy.
Top of the world, Ma.
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We don't want you to perform. We want
to see who you are. You understand?
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-Right.
-Use your own experience.
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Be simple, be honest,
but most of all, be yourself.
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-Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself?
-Be yourself.
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I'm God, see? And God
is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
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00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:32,061
God works in a casa de steam,
you know. It's a steam bath, right?
154
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And he's talking to this angel. This angel
is a computer. An electronic computer.
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I'm God, see? That's why I'm standing
on this chair, you got that? Good.
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Does he wanna be a musician
or an airline pilot?
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Mr. Martelli. We are ready when you are.
Would you care to begin?
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Oh, okay. Sure.
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Mr. Martelli.
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Mr. Martelli.
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Mr. Martelli!
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Thank you. One instrument
at a time will be quite sufficient.
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I could do it in 4/4
if you prefer a disco beat.
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She's a disaster.
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Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
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Or, if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love...
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...and then I'll no longer be a Capu--
Capu-- Capu-something.
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-Capulet.
-Like Cappelletti, the football player?
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-Something like that.
-That's what I mean.
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-Where's his application?
-He doesn't have one.
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Well, get him one.
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-What do you call that?
-Wicked.
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Thou art thyself.
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Thou art not a Montagoo--
Montagazz-- Who knows?
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This is the last day of auditions. We've
seen a lot of students. We're punchy.
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We're gonna take a break. Go next door
to Mrs. Shime. Have her audition you.
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-Right next door.
-I tell her that you sent me?
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-Yeah.
-All right.
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By the way...
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-...you were reading the girl's part.
-Shit.
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-You're not into high school, remember?
-I'm into dancing.
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You're into ass, you mean. You don't
have to go to high school for that.
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-I was doing you a favor, remember?
-Some fat fucking favor.
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Take your things to the third floor.
Give your forms to the senior there.
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Okay, you go downstairs, change
in the girls' room and wait for him.
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I'm through?
I don't have to dance anymore?
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Where you going, Leroy?
He's in and I'm out, right?
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Fuck you, Leroy! This was my audition,
remember? You're not into high school.
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We were rehearsing to get me into this
school, not you, you fucker! It's not fair!
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I didn't want to come here anyway.
This school sucks.
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You've done me a favor, shithead.
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You saved me four fucking years
from this ass-licking school!
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You looking at one happy lady!
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Who wants to go to a fucking school
to learn to dance, anyway?
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Yeah, hello?
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00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:09,881
No, it isn't. This is Naomi Finsecker
speaking. Her mother. Who is this?
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Replacement?
What do you mean, replacement?
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So is she in or is she out?
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I got in! I got in!
I got into Performing Arts!
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Doris, we're in!
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Get her out of there!
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-Hey, later on.
-All right. All right!
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See y'all later.
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-Hello.
-Hey, mama, get in the car!
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Come on, baby, come on.
Don't go to school.
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-Martelli, Bruno.
-Bruno. Come on.
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Garcia, Raul.
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-Garcia, Raul?
-It's Ralph.
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-It says Raul.
-I don't relate to that.
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-Garcia, Ralph.
-It's Garci.
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Ralph Garci. I think they
spelled it wrong on the application.
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-Garci, Ralph.
-Here.
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-MacNeil, Montgomery.
-Here.
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-Monroe, Lisa.
-Yes?
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Johnson, Leroy.
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Johnson, Leroy?
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In future, Mr. Johnson, I'd like you to
leave your ghetto blaster at home.
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I'd have left it home
if it wasn't so goddamn boring in here.
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This is a classroom, Mr. Johnson. You're
going to be here for four years...
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...with your eyes open,
homework done, pencils sharpened...
221
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:06,715
...and all food, cigarettes and radios
outside. Do you understand me?
222
00:24:08,675 --> 00:24:12,554
-Why are you here, Mr. Johnson?
-Because l's young and single...
223
00:24:12,762 --> 00:24:15,890
-...and I loves to mingle.
-Speak English.
224
00:24:15,974 --> 00:24:20,478
-I speak like I likes.
-This is my room. You'll speak as I like.
225
00:24:20,687 --> 00:24:25,274
I teach English. Now, if that's
a foreign language, you're gonna learn it.
226
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:32,573
This is no Mickey Mouse school. You
won't get off easy because of talent.
227
00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:36,952
-I don't care how well you dance...
-Bitch run her fucking mouth.
228
00:24:37,161 --> 00:24:41,206
...or how many colored tutus you have.
If you don't give academic subjects...
229
00:24:41,415 --> 00:24:45,293
-...equal time, you're out.
-Bullshit.
230
00:24:45,502 --> 00:24:48,922
You have to arrive earlier
to get dressed and warmed up.
231
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:52,383
You have to take outside classes
in your major field...
232
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:57,471
...and study ballet, modern, folk,
jazz, tap and historical dance here...
233
00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:00,391
...as well as dance history,
supported adagio...
234
00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:05,938
...variation class, makeup, hairstyling
and even acting for dancers.
235
00:25:06,146 --> 00:25:11,568
50,000 people call themselves actors,
and maybe 500 are making a living at it.
236
00:25:11,652 --> 00:25:15,822
Most of those do commercials to
pay the rent. The rest wait tables...
237
00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:20,410
...clean other people's apartments,
living on welfare and hope.
238
00:25:20,618 --> 00:25:23,037
Don't think talent's enough
to get you through.
239
00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:27,625
You gotta have a strong technique,
a good agent, and most of all, thick skin.
240
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:32,088
Now you're part of an underprivileged
minority, and you're going to suffer.
241
00:25:32,296 --> 00:25:36,675
Pulled tendons, shin splints,
swollen toes, smelly tights....
242
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,345
Cattle calls, the humiliation,
the rejection....
243
00:25:40,429 --> 00:25:45,851
Melodic dictation theory, keyboard
harmony, piano, piano literature...
244
00:25:45,976 --> 00:25:52,023
...music history, orchestration,
conducting, symphonic band....
245
00:25:52,232 --> 00:25:55,860
-When do we have lunch?
-Lunch is at 11 :30. One half-hour...
246
00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:59,197
-...and then you'll have everything else.
-What's everything else?
247
00:25:59,322 --> 00:26:04,744
Biology, chemistry, algebra, English,
French, physics, history, et cetera.
248
00:26:05,035 --> 00:26:08,289
Dance is not a way
of getting through school.
249
00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:12,751
It's a way of life, plus school.
The school part is easier.
250
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,339
So you better like yourself a lot.
Because that's all you got to work with.
251
00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:21,635
Use yourself.
Your voice, your experiences.
252
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:26,723
Wanna accumulate some experiences?
I got plenty of experiences to spare.
253
00:26:28,308 --> 00:26:32,061
You know what?
I live with two chicks.
254
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:35,189
Dance is the hardest
department in the school.
255
00:26:35,398 --> 00:26:37,983
Acting is the hardest
profession in the world.
256
00:26:38,192 --> 00:26:43,822
Music is the hardest profession of
them all. Isn't that right, Mrs. Tossoff?
257
00:26:43,947 --> 00:26:45,073
Indeed.
258
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,628
Okay.
259
00:27:45,547 --> 00:27:48,175
No fighting. Stay in line, please.
260
00:27:49,718 --> 00:27:50,886
Who's next?
261
00:28:01,187 --> 00:28:02,981
Excuse me.
262
00:28:04,524 --> 00:28:08,694
-I'll be doing my scene Thursday....
-I'll be right back.
263
00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:16,618
Get out of my seat!
264
00:32:14,677 --> 00:32:19,056
-Hi.
-Hi. That's too wild for me.
265
00:32:20,099 --> 00:32:22,893
-I'm in your acting class.
-I know.
266
00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:25,187
Montgomery MacNeil.
267
00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:28,941
-Doris Finsecker.
-Hi. Wanna sit down?
268
00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:33,737
All right. Is your mother really
Marsha MacNeil, the actress?
269
00:32:33,946 --> 00:32:36,156
-That's right.
-She does wonderful work.
270
00:32:36,448 --> 00:32:39,159
-Have you seen her?
-But I've heard.
271
00:32:41,578 --> 00:32:45,331
-I didn't know she lived in New York.
-She doesn't. Officially, she does...
272
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:50,002
...but she's been on the road forever.
She gets paid to stay in hotels...
273
00:32:50,128 --> 00:32:54,298
...but she stays with friends. Sends her
per diems home to me and Dr. Golden.
274
00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:58,260
-ls that your stepfather?
-My analyst.
275
00:32:59,595 --> 00:33:01,805
What's wrong with you?
276
00:33:02,222 --> 00:33:05,559
It's pretty technical, really.
I have problems.
277
00:33:09,312 --> 00:33:12,732
-What kind of problems?
-With women.
278
00:33:19,822 --> 00:33:23,576
Fine. Swaying with a nice humming
sound, please. And:
279
00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:27,121
Let the arms go.
280
00:33:32,126 --> 00:33:35,462
Good, good, good.
And chew.
281
00:33:37,756 --> 00:33:39,216
Faster.
282
00:33:39,841 --> 00:33:41,843
Speed.
283
00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:44,763
Tongues out.
Down.
284
00:33:44,971 --> 00:33:46,431
Side. Side.
285
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:49,642
And round, round.
Come on.
286
00:33:59,568 --> 00:34:02,279
More energy!
287
00:34:05,074 --> 00:34:07,993
Do it together, please.
Keep moving.
288
00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:12,372
Much better.
Much, much better now.
289
00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:20,839
Reach for the jet�!
290
00:34:21,548 --> 00:34:24,258
And:
291
00:34:24,384 --> 00:34:27,595
lmpulse to impulse.
292
00:35:04,088 --> 00:35:05,548
Relax.
293
00:35:06,715 --> 00:35:08,175
Relax.
294
00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:12,221
Sense the floor against your bodies.
295
00:35:13,055 --> 00:35:16,308
Feel it against
the backs of your legs.
296
00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:18,476
Your arms.
297
00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:20,979
Your shoulders.
298
00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:24,107
Let your senses remember...
299
00:35:24,315 --> 00:35:27,985
...this feeling of heaviness.
300
00:35:28,611 --> 00:35:32,031
Relax and breathe.
301
00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:36,952
Relax and breathe.
302
00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:44,126
All right, let's go. Thank you.
Don't be late. Come on. Don't be late.
303
00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:09,775
-Should you be on this floor?
-I have a note.
304
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,112
-Miss Berg wants a tambourine.
-Fine.
305
00:36:16,990 --> 00:36:20,619
Excuse me? Excuse me?
You speak English?
306
00:36:20,827 --> 00:36:23,038
-Bruno Martelli?
-He's across the hall.
307
00:36:23,121 --> 00:36:24,789
Thanks.
308
00:36:29,586 --> 00:36:32,213
-Hi.
-Hi.
309
00:36:33,965 --> 00:36:37,218
-What kind of music notes are those?
-Laser beams.
310
00:36:37,426 --> 00:36:41,263
-It's a requiem for Buck Rogers.
-Great.
311
00:36:42,014 --> 00:36:45,976
-You ever thought of doing real music?
-This is my music.
312
00:36:46,185 --> 00:36:49,104
-I mean a band.
-I don't like bands. They crowd me.
313
00:36:49,313 --> 00:36:53,692
-I prefer my basement, no people.
-There's money though, in summer trade.
314
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,903
-lf we get together in time.
-I'm really not interested.
315
00:36:57,112 --> 00:37:00,990
There's tea dances and parties,
weddings and bar mitzvahs.
316
00:37:01,074 --> 00:37:05,036
Those things are steady. People always
get married and grow up.
317
00:37:05,244 --> 00:37:08,289
-I don't need the hassle.
-I'll take care of everything...
318
00:37:08,497 --> 00:37:10,666
...just like a regular business manager.
319
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:15,254
I'll look after the bookings, travel,
costume designs, for 10% off the top.
320
00:37:15,379 --> 00:37:17,548
Then a straight split
of the performing cut.
321
00:37:17,756 --> 00:37:21,843
-What costume designs?
-Nothing fancy, just sequins and stuff.
322
00:37:22,052 --> 00:37:25,472
See-through for me, maybe low-cut.
We gotta give them visuals.
323
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:31,019
The sound might be wicked, but when
you get down to it, tits book bands.
324
00:37:31,227 --> 00:37:35,064
-I think I'll stay in my basement.
-Bruno, this is our chance.
325
00:37:35,273 --> 00:37:40,820
-Don't you want success?
-Sure. I don't think our tits are up to it.
326
00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:48,118
Why?
327
00:37:49,161 --> 00:37:51,872
Oh, why?
328
00:37:53,832 --> 00:37:57,711
God will punish you,
Yuri Yajeyopeyonoff.
329
00:37:59,045 --> 00:38:02,382
What crime is this unborn
child guilty of...
330
00:38:02,507 --> 00:38:05,635
...that it should not drink of
the milk of paradise?
331
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:09,597
You warned me, Elena.
Not one ruble have I lost, not one.
332
00:38:13,851 --> 00:38:18,564
-Can we try this again? It sounds phony.
-I don't wanna try this again.
333
00:38:18,772 --> 00:38:22,734
-There's nothing wrong with you.
-I know. That's what's wrong with me.
334
00:38:22,943 --> 00:38:28,782
Everybody here is colorful or eccentric
or charismatic. I'm perfectly ordinary.
335
00:38:28,865 --> 00:38:34,704
My nose is ordinary. My body's ordinary.
And my voice, it's--
336
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,957
-I don't know why I'm here.
-You wanna be an actress.
337
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:42,628
Yeah, but actors and actresses
are colorful, flamboyant beings.
338
00:38:42,962 --> 00:38:46,173
I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
339
00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:47,967
Hi.
340
00:38:48,175 --> 00:38:50,260
-Hi.
-Hi.
341
00:38:50,886 --> 00:38:54,097
-Some people like bagels.
-Some people don't.
342
00:38:54,223 --> 00:38:57,559
-Some people are too old for you.
-He smiles at me.
343
00:38:57,642 --> 00:39:00,770
-He smiles at everyone.
-Yeah, but he winks too.
344
00:39:00,896 --> 00:39:04,232
-I think it's a nervous habit.
-He talks to me, often.
345
00:39:04,524 --> 00:39:07,360
-Really? What's he say?
-Hi.
346
00:39:07,652 --> 00:39:10,905
That's serious. Have you set the date?
347
00:39:14,116 --> 00:39:16,202
I'm sorry.
348
00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:19,538
-I'm sorry.
-I feel stupid.
349
00:39:19,747 --> 00:39:20,789
So get into it.
350
00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:23,292
Study it. Try to remember it
so you can--
351
00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:24,460
Hey, M and M.
352
00:39:24,668 --> 00:39:26,545
Seen your shrink lately?
353
00:39:26,753 --> 00:39:29,464
-Yesterday.
-You got a special delivery?
354
00:39:29,881 --> 00:39:31,633
How you doing? How are you?
355
00:39:33,009 --> 00:39:35,804
Oh, good. That's very good.
You're a good man.
356
00:39:36,638 --> 00:39:39,265
They're not for me.
They're for a friend of mine.
357
00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:42,602
Who's the lucky fella, huh?
358
00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:46,564
Looks like somebody finally
corked up old Finsecker.
359
00:39:46,981 --> 00:39:49,692
It can't be Gloria over here.
He's not into chicks.
360
00:39:53,529 --> 00:39:54,988
Shut my mouth.
361
00:39:56,573 --> 00:39:57,616
Bye.
362
00:39:59,076 --> 00:40:01,578
I hate Ralph Garci, I really do.
363
00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:04,706
I must remember this feeling
and use it in my acting.
364
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:09,169
I'm scared.
365
00:40:09,294 --> 00:40:13,965
I'm scared I won't be able to live up
to their expectations of me.
366
00:40:16,384 --> 00:40:18,761
Flashing images of passion--
367
00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:26,185
--and hurl you to the ground
and make mad, passionate love.
368
00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:29,188
-I forgot it!
-For two weeks?
369
00:40:29,313 --> 00:40:32,315
-I told you, I done it and I forgot it.
-My hearing's fine.
370
00:40:32,524 --> 00:40:36,820
It's your homework that's missing.
And these pages are unintelligible.
371
00:40:37,654 --> 00:40:40,782
It's a secret language.
It ain't meant for whiteys.
372
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:43,284
-This isn't a joke.
-I got lots of jokes.
373
00:40:43,576 --> 00:40:46,204
-This is garbage!
-My pen broke.
374
00:40:46,412 --> 00:40:49,332
-It's in pencil.
-That broke too.
375
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:52,251
You can't learn to read,
you can't learn to dance.
376
00:40:52,543 --> 00:40:54,837
You're flunking out.
377
00:40:55,045 --> 00:40:56,213
I can read.
378
00:40:56,297 --> 00:40:59,341
Terrific! Go ahead, surprise us.
Give him your book.
379
00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:01,843
Pay attention.
Mr. Johnson is gonna read.
380
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,180
-I said I can read!
-Then read.
381
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:07,891
-No.
-Read!
382
00:41:08,183 --> 00:41:09,559
-No!
-Read!
383
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,102
No, you fucking bitch!
384
00:41:11,227 --> 00:41:15,898
What the fuck you want me to do,
asking me to read all the fucking time?
385
00:41:16,024 --> 00:41:18,526
I hate your guts. You read,
you fucking bitch!
386
00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:28,884
It's not natural.
387
00:42:29,009 --> 00:42:31,178
Get off my case, huh, Papa?
388
00:42:32,346 --> 00:42:36,308
When I was your age, Bruno,
I had a lot of girlfriends.
389
00:42:36,516 --> 00:42:39,436
-I had a different girlfriend every day.
-I got music.
390
00:42:40,479 --> 00:42:42,439
Same to you, pal! Go ahead.
391
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:47,152
Go ahead! Oh, sure, you got music,
okay. But for what? For yourself.
392
00:42:47,235 --> 00:42:48,278
For your headset.
393
00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:52,156
I mean, do I hear it anymore?
Does your mama hear it?
394
00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:53,616
Do your friends hear it?
395
00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:56,118
Bruno, do you have friends? Huh?
396
00:42:56,202 --> 00:43:00,164
-I don't have time. I told you.
-You told me. You told me.
397
00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:03,292
It's not natural. When I was your age,
I'm telling you--
398
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,545
You're not my age. Nobody's my age.
I'm ahead of my time.
399
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:08,714
Maybe I don't think
people will like my stuff.
400
00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:13,635
How do you know what people will like?
How do they know if they don't hear it?
401
00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:17,472
Bruno, how do they recognize your talent
and give you scholarships...
402
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,974
...and record contracts, son,
and awards?
403
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:23,936
Maybe I die undiscovered,
and my ghost gets the Grammy.
404
00:43:24,062 --> 00:43:28,649
Maybe! Look, did I build you a studio
in the basement for a ghost?
405
00:43:28,858 --> 00:43:32,486
Did I spent $ 7000 on equipment
for a ghost?
406
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:37,825
Does your mama cook and clean and
wear old clothes for a ghost? A ghost?
407
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:41,453
Elton John's mom has got
six mink coats.
408
00:44:53,605 --> 00:44:59,569
"Wel-- Wel-- Welcome to...
409
00:44:59,777 --> 00:45:03,614
...the wo-- Won--
410
00:45:03,739 --> 00:45:08,118
Wonderful...
411
00:45:08,327 --> 00:45:12,581
...world of...
412
00:45:12,790 --> 00:45:18,545
...Ma-- Maytag...
413
00:45:18,754 --> 00:45:22,924
...wash-- Wash-- Washing...
414
00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:26,261
...mach-- Ma--
415
00:45:26,344 --> 00:45:28,638
Machines. "
416
00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:09,301
Talk about Shorofsky.
417
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:15,349
Mr. Shorofsky does not understand any
music past Mozart when he was 2.
418
00:46:15,557 --> 00:46:17,643
They're all the same.
What do you expect?
419
00:46:18,685 --> 00:46:23,398
Graduating from P.A. is no Academy
Award. You know what I mean.
420
00:46:24,107 --> 00:46:27,986
It is better than real school. It's free,
and you don't get raped in the hallways.
421
00:46:28,194 --> 00:46:30,905
But it's still small change.
422
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:34,325
I'm just killing time here,
waiting for my opportunity.
423
00:46:34,534 --> 00:46:37,245
It might be a movie
or a Broadway musical.
424
00:46:37,453 --> 00:46:40,081
But it's coming. I keep my eyes open.
425
00:46:40,289 --> 00:46:43,417
I read Back Stage, Show Business
and Variety.
426
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,919
You see, I do the whole thing.
427
00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:49,339
Dancing's just the tip
of this iceberg.
428
00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:53,009
A friend of my sister,
she tells fortunes and stuff.
429
00:46:53,093 --> 00:46:56,638
She says I'm doing my last dance
on this dark little planet.
430
00:46:56,763 --> 00:46:59,057
So it's gotta be spectacular, you know?
431
00:46:59,265 --> 00:47:01,976
How bright our spirits
go shooting out into space...
432
00:47:02,185 --> 00:47:06,439
...depends on how much we contributed
to the earthly brilliance of this world.
433
00:47:06,564 --> 00:47:10,526
And I mean to be a major contributor.
434
00:47:11,652 --> 00:47:13,863
A sure-as-shit major contributor.
435
00:47:20,953 --> 00:47:23,664
-Can someone just--?
-She's cleaning her cleavage.
436
00:47:23,872 --> 00:47:28,335
She's taking out the lint. Oh,
that's beautiful. I wish I had a camera.
437
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:31,796
There she is. Get out of the way.
She's gorgeous.
438
00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,299
Oh, now turn around, please.
439
00:47:34,591 --> 00:47:36,175
Oh, please.
440
00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:37,927
Oh, look at those tits.
441
00:47:38,261 --> 00:47:39,804
Oh, you could drown in those.
442
00:47:40,012 --> 00:47:45,434
I want you to observe yourself
doing ordinary, everyday things.
443
00:47:45,976 --> 00:47:48,562
You'll be asked to duplicate
those here in class.
444
00:47:48,771 --> 00:47:51,190
An actor must develop
an acute sense memory...
445
00:47:51,273 --> 00:47:55,777
...so concentrate on how you deal
with things in your world...
446
00:47:55,986 --> 00:48:00,156
...how you wash your face
or hold your fork or lift your cup...
447
00:48:00,365 --> 00:48:05,870
...comb your hair. Observe and study
your own mechanicalness.
448
00:48:05,995 --> 00:48:10,875
See if you can catch yourself in the
very act of doing or saying something.
449
00:48:12,043 --> 00:48:16,922
See if your actions and reactions fall into
patterns and what those patterns are.
450
00:48:17,131 --> 00:48:20,884
And in particular, pay close attention
to the physical world.
451
00:48:21,010 --> 00:48:25,180
Isolate and concentrate on the details.
452
00:48:37,066 --> 00:48:39,652
Oh,
mamacita!
453
00:48:44,156 --> 00:48:45,700
Ay, caramba!
454
00:48:53,123 --> 00:48:56,752
No! No! No! Give me that!
455
00:48:56,877 --> 00:48:59,588
You must hold your bow like this,
not like that.
456
00:48:59,796 --> 00:49:01,673
It's not your dick you're holding.
457
00:49:01,756 --> 00:49:06,052
Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow.
Hold it with a little respect, like--
458
00:49:06,261 --> 00:49:08,138
Like your dick?
459
00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:10,640
Shut up. Again.
460
00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:44,839
Watch your pli�, Coco.
461
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:49,635
Turn out the arch, Leroy.
462
00:49:50,136 --> 00:49:51,595
Nice, Neisha.
463
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:55,349
I want to see the leg, Patrick.
464
00:49:55,474 --> 00:49:58,811
And stretch.
465
00:50:00,687 --> 00:50:02,356
Good.
466
00:50:03,815 --> 00:50:05,567
Keep it together now.
467
00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:14,534
Where's the sweat, Lisa?
You're not even trying.
468
00:50:29,757 --> 00:50:32,676
-Michael, congratulations. I heard.
-Oh, thank you.
469
00:50:32,801 --> 00:50:36,012
Don't thank me. You deserved
the award and the scholarship.
470
00:50:36,138 --> 00:50:38,640
You are the best actor in the school.
471
00:50:38,723 --> 00:50:41,643
Well, you were the best actor
in the school.
472
00:50:41,851 --> 00:50:44,062
I mean, we'll miss you.
473
00:50:44,270 --> 00:50:45,605
Well, I'll miss you too.
474
00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:47,190
-You will?
-Yeah, sure.
475
00:50:47,398 --> 00:50:49,692
-We'll keep in touch, I guess, huh?
-Yeah.
476
00:50:50,109 --> 00:50:51,569
Would you sign my yearbook?
477
00:50:51,652 --> 00:50:55,322
Yeah, all right. Do you
want me to sign my picture?
478
00:50:55,406 --> 00:50:58,033
-That'd be great.
-Oh, okay.
479
00:50:58,659 --> 00:51:00,744
-I forgot. What's your name?
-Doris Finsecker.
480
00:51:00,953 --> 00:51:03,121
-Oh, right. Doris.
-But Doris is enough.
481
00:51:03,247 --> 00:51:04,289
Oh, okay.
482
00:51:04,498 --> 00:51:07,000
-Have you decided where you're going?
-California.
483
00:51:07,209 --> 00:51:10,337
-I mean to college, the scholarship.
-I can't use it.
484
00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:13,256
-How come?
-William Morris has got big plans for me.
485
00:51:13,339 --> 00:51:16,175
-They saw me in that Senior Day show.
-You're kidding?
486
00:51:16,259 --> 00:51:19,387
-They wanna represent me.
-They're the biggest agents.
487
00:51:19,512 --> 00:51:21,597
-Yeah.
-Well, that's great!
488
00:51:22,932 --> 00:51:25,434
There's a couple of series
they think I'm right for.
489
00:51:25,643 --> 00:51:29,396
I've had a lot of really good meetings.
Everyone's very excited.
490
00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:32,232
That is so great!
I mean, Hollywood, that's like--
491
00:51:32,441 --> 00:51:37,946
Yeah. Well, here I go,
off into the sunset.
492
00:51:38,155 --> 00:51:40,365
Hey, good luck. Oh, sorry.
493
00:51:40,574 --> 00:51:44,327
I mean, break a leg,
or whatever they say.
494
00:51:46,830 --> 00:51:48,373
See you.
495
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,292
Hey!
496
00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:53,294
We'll see you at Schwab's.
497
00:51:57,465 --> 00:51:59,133
Oh, God, Doris!
498
00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:15,065
She's new. I saw her arrive
in a limousine.
499
00:52:15,273 --> 00:52:17,567
A limousine? No kidding?
500
00:52:18,943 --> 00:52:22,280
-Man, I hope to fuck she's in drama.
-No way. Dance department.
501
00:52:22,488 --> 00:52:24,991
She's too beautiful. Look at that ass.
502
00:52:25,074 --> 00:52:29,245
-I don't know about her tits.
-What do you mean? What kind of tits?
503
00:52:31,956 --> 00:52:34,375
-Tits.... Pointy ones?
-She looks kind of flat.
504
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,834
She's fucking gorgeous!
505
00:52:35,918 --> 00:52:38,212
Little-bitty ones
with nips like raisins?
506
00:52:38,337 --> 00:52:40,839
She's turning around. Look at that ass.
507
00:52:40,922 --> 00:52:43,967
-Oh, she is a dancer.
-Let me up. Let me up!
508
00:52:48,555 --> 00:52:51,057
Let me see, you fuckers.
509
00:53:00,441 --> 00:53:03,360
Last year, we worked
on simple observations.
510
00:53:03,569 --> 00:53:08,157
This year, we're going to turn
that observation inward...
511
00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:11,159
...and work on re-creating
emotional states:
512
00:53:11,285 --> 00:53:15,247
Fear, joy, sorrow, anger.
513
00:53:15,455 --> 00:53:20,668
And it'll be more difficult because you'll
have to expose more of you...
514
00:53:20,752 --> 00:53:23,588
...what's on the inside of you.
515
00:53:23,796 --> 00:53:26,716
For your first acting exercise
this year, I want you...
516
00:53:26,799 --> 00:53:30,136
...to re-create a difficult memory...
517
00:53:30,344 --> 00:53:35,057
...a painful moment when you learned
something about yourself that hurt.
518
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:38,602
And I mean really hurt.
519
00:53:38,811 --> 00:53:40,896
And reach.
520
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:44,733
And through. And drop.
521
00:53:44,941 --> 00:53:47,360
And back.
522
00:53:53,408 --> 00:53:55,577
Hi, I'm Lisa Monroe.
523
00:53:56,744 --> 00:53:58,079
Hilary van Doren.
524
00:53:58,413 --> 00:53:59,747
I love your coat.
525
00:53:59,956 --> 00:54:01,540
I saw that in Bendel's window.
526
00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:06,420
-My stepmother bought it for me.
-Really?
527
00:54:06,629 --> 00:54:09,673
I wouldn't mind that kind of stepmother.
528
00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:14,136
She didn't do it for me.
She wants my father to think she cares.
529
00:54:14,261 --> 00:54:17,055
Besides, she loves shopping.
530
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:20,517
She gets multiple orgasm
every time she buys something.
531
00:54:20,934 --> 00:54:23,103
Sounds great. I think I like her.
532
00:54:23,311 --> 00:54:24,687
You can have her.
533
00:54:25,104 --> 00:54:28,524
-Where's all the sweat, Lisa?
-I'm working on it.
534
00:54:29,067 --> 00:54:31,360
You're not working on it hard enough.
535
00:54:31,569 --> 00:54:33,654
Get rid of the gum.
536
00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,458
Watch me.
537
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,962
Lift the bow off the string, Martelli.
538
00:54:51,463 --> 00:54:53,548
Mozart wouldn't do this today.
539
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,967
-Do what?
-This bowing business.
540
00:54:56,050 --> 00:54:58,052
He'd plug his keyboard into an amp...
541
00:54:58,261 --> 00:55:01,389
...and he'd have string quartets
coming out of his fingers.
542
00:55:01,806 --> 00:55:05,017
And who would play all these
science-fiction symphonies?
543
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:07,853
-He would.
-All by himself?
544
00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:11,899
He'd overdub and mix, of course.
He wouldn't make the same old noise.
545
00:55:12,107 --> 00:55:13,984
-Noise?
-He'd sound electric.
546
00:55:14,193 --> 00:55:18,488
He'd have spacier strings and horns
and computerized bassoons.
547
00:55:18,905 --> 00:55:22,033
-One man is not an orchestra.
-Who needs orchestras?
548
00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:26,413
You can do it all with a keyboard,
an amp and enough power.
549
00:55:27,038 --> 00:55:29,415
You're going to play all by yourself?
550
00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:31,000
You don't need anybody else.
551
00:55:31,417 --> 00:55:35,046
That's not music, Martelli.
That's masturbation.
552
00:55:37,048 --> 00:55:39,759
See, I'm not naturally graceful.
553
00:55:40,050 --> 00:55:42,136
Grace doesn't run in our family.
554
00:55:42,344 --> 00:55:46,306
It's our genes. I've had to work
so hard to come this far.
555
00:55:46,432 --> 00:55:49,351
-God, I've been at it since I was 4.
-Me too.
556
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,520
I started out with tap and stuff.
557
00:55:51,728 --> 00:55:55,690
Then my mom kept buying me pretty
ballet tutus, and I got hooked on it.
558
00:55:55,899 --> 00:55:58,735
Less lip, Monroe! More sweat!
559
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,654
-She's just a bitch.
-She hates me.
560
00:56:01,863 --> 00:56:05,491
This is a dance class, Lisa,
not the Charles Atlas plan.
561
00:56:05,825 --> 00:56:09,161
-Shut your mouth.
-Where are your tights?
562
00:56:09,370 --> 00:56:11,455
I told you I got them.
I just forgot them.
563
00:56:11,664 --> 00:56:13,332
What's he talking about?
564
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:15,626
Tights. He won't wear them.
565
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,757
Look, Leroy, I told you, if you don't have
tights, you don't dance. Now go!
566
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:27,721
Oh, I love your accent.
What did you say?
567
00:56:27,929 --> 00:56:29,472
I dig his black ass.
568
00:56:29,681 --> 00:56:34,185
-It's taken, Goldilocks.
-Don't count on it.
569
00:56:44,695 --> 00:56:46,071
A painful memory.
570
00:56:46,155 --> 00:56:48,991
What does he mean by
a painful memory?
571
00:56:49,074 --> 00:56:51,493
I don't know. I can't find
a painful memory.
572
00:56:51,702 --> 00:56:53,161
I know I have them.
573
00:56:53,245 --> 00:56:56,164
I mean, my pain's as good
as anybody else's.
574
00:56:56,373 --> 00:56:59,626
I have lots of them. You can borrow
one of mine if you want.
575
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:04,422
Like, I used to wet my bed. There, that
was painful. You can have that memory.
576
00:57:04,631 --> 00:57:05,965
No, thank you.
577
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:10,136
Then there was the last time my father
packed his bags and left us.
578
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,221
That really was painful.
579
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:18,185
Or the first time my mother flew to L.A.
and didn't come back for six weeks.
580
00:57:18,394 --> 00:57:21,188
Or the first time I fell in love.
581
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,815
Where'd that come from?
582
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,526
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
583
00:59:03,285 --> 00:59:04,953
You're gonna tell everybody that?
584
00:59:05,579 --> 00:59:08,081
It's the most painful memory
I can think of.
585
00:59:08,289 --> 00:59:11,000
He didn't say the most painful.
He just said painful.
586
00:59:11,209 --> 00:59:15,171
-We're supposed to expose ourselves.
-lmagine what Ralph Garci will say.
587
00:59:15,463 --> 00:59:19,967
A pie in the face comes with the job.
That's what my mom says. She knows.
588
00:59:20,176 --> 00:59:21,427
I don't get it.
589
00:59:21,635 --> 00:59:25,598
A real artist must never be afraid of
what other people will say about him.
590
00:59:25,806 --> 00:59:28,600
It was a time when I realized
something about myself.
591
00:59:28,809 --> 00:59:31,645
-Maybe you didn't realize it right.
-What do you mean?
592
00:59:31,937 --> 00:59:35,690
Well, I mean, everybody falls in love
with their analyst.
593
00:59:36,024 --> 00:59:38,735
There's a word for that, isn't there?
594
00:59:38,818 --> 00:59:41,321
Homosexual.
595
01:00:37,207 --> 01:00:39,000
That's my music.
596
01:00:39,209 --> 01:00:40,961
That lunatic stole my tape.
597
01:00:50,762 --> 01:00:52,221
Wow, that's me.
598
01:00:53,598 --> 01:00:59,228
That's my son's music!
My son Bruno. Bruno Martelli!
599
01:00:59,311 --> 01:01:03,399
He wrote the music.
Today, 46th Street...
600
01:01:03,607 --> 01:01:06,944
...tomorrow, Madison Square Garden.
601
01:01:12,365 --> 01:01:15,285
-Papa, what are you doing?
-Bruno!
602
01:01:15,493 --> 01:01:18,830
You've lost your mind. You're crazy.
Those tapes aren't ready.
603
01:01:19,038 --> 01:01:22,375
Look at the people.
They don't know it's not ready.
604
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:26,545
Look at it, they like it!
Bruno, they like it! Bruno!
605
01:01:56,032 --> 01:01:59,076
-Hey, yo!
-Huh?
606
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,038
Move your fucking parade!
What do you think this is, 5th Avenue?
607
01:02:03,247 --> 01:02:05,124
Back it up!
608
01:02:05,207 --> 01:02:11,380
I'll get your ass, buddy!
Who do you think you are?
609
01:02:18,470 --> 01:02:21,264
You're next, you hear me?
610
01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:24,183
Get away from there.
What are you doing?
611
01:02:24,392 --> 01:02:25,977
How do you like that?
612
01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:28,354
Pick that up, you son of a bitch!
613
01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:08,517
I thought I was just
going through a stage.
614
01:03:09,768 --> 01:03:12,062
That's what everyone told me.
615
01:03:12,271 --> 01:03:15,273
And it never
worried me when I was 10.
616
01:03:16,233 --> 01:03:21,029
Except they told me the same thing
at 12 and 14.
617
01:03:23,823 --> 01:03:29,162
So finally, my analyst
leveled with me.
618
01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:32,915
He said it was probably a life choice.
619
01:03:38,837 --> 01:03:40,839
It's funny.
620
01:03:42,716 --> 01:03:47,804
"Gay" used to mean
such a happy kind of word once.
621
01:03:49,598 --> 01:03:54,894
Not that it bothers me.
I'm pretty well-adjusted, really.
622
01:03:56,896 --> 01:03:58,982
I mean...
623
01:04:01,776 --> 01:04:04,695
...never being happy...
624
01:04:05,029 --> 01:04:08,574
...isn't the same as being unhappy.
625
01:04:08,782 --> 01:04:10,951
Is it?
626
01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:16,707
Dr. Golden explains it real well.
627
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,835
He explains everything well.
628
01:04:24,005 --> 01:04:25,548
I've had a lot of help.
629
01:04:36,934 --> 01:04:41,105
Hey, Doris, you wanna go to
The Rocky Horror Show tomorrow night?
630
01:04:41,188 --> 01:04:42,439
That sounds great.
631
01:04:42,648 --> 01:04:46,944
It starts at midnight, so you better
check it out with your mom.
632
01:04:47,027 --> 01:04:50,906
Calling Montgomery MacNeil.
633
01:04:51,114 --> 01:04:54,117
Oh, Montgomery.
634
01:05:00,582 --> 01:05:03,710
I suppose that a fuck
is out of the question?
635
01:05:03,918 --> 01:05:06,837
There he is, Ralph Garci,
right on the button.
636
01:05:07,046 --> 01:05:09,131
-Nice.
-Get off!
637
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:14,470
-I warned you this would happen.
-It's your case, man. I don't give a fuck.
638
01:05:14,553 --> 01:05:17,681
-It's a joke, that's all. It just came out.
-Like me.
639
01:05:17,806 --> 01:05:22,185
Yeah. Hey, Doris, listen,
I meant to tell you.
640
01:05:22,394 --> 01:05:26,565
There's an open call for a movie
at the Diplomat Hotel.
641
01:05:26,773 --> 01:05:30,110
-Oh, yeah?
-They're looking for your type.
642
01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:33,029
-What's my type?
-You know, your type.
643
01:05:33,238 --> 01:05:37,617
-Irishy, Jewishy, paranoid.
-What's the name of this movie?
644
01:05:37,825 --> 01:05:42,079
-I Was a Teenage Fag Hag.
-You shit!
645
01:05:45,624 --> 01:05:46,667
Stop it!
646
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:49,711
I never knew it would
be like this, Doris.
647
01:05:49,795 --> 01:05:53,882
Oh, come closer, sweetheart.
Oh, my, such embrace.
648
01:05:59,387 --> 01:06:02,432
The Silvermans know
some very important people.
649
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,477
They really have connections.
They're mishpoche with Soupy Sales.
650
01:06:06,602 --> 01:06:09,522
Oh, listen.
Your nice white blouse is ironed.
651
01:06:09,605 --> 01:06:13,067
Or you could wear your pink dress
with the ribbons.
652
01:06:13,275 --> 01:06:16,278
-You look so pretty in that.
-I hate that pink dress.
653
01:06:16,403 --> 01:06:19,323
-So don't wear your pink dress.
-I'm not going, Mama!
654
01:06:19,531 --> 01:06:21,408
-Then gargle.
-I'm going out to dinner!
655
01:06:21,617 --> 01:06:24,536
-It's a catered affair.
-It's not the food!
656
01:06:24,745 --> 01:06:27,038
This is an opportunity to perform.
657
01:06:27,247 --> 01:06:30,250
-Take advantage of it.
-I promised Montgomery!
658
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:33,378
Well, I promised the Silvermans!
659
01:06:36,422 --> 01:06:40,259
It's a party, Doris.
They need a singer.
660
01:06:40,384 --> 01:06:45,264
And you, you need exposure.
So you're going.
661
01:06:45,806 --> 01:06:47,766
I'm not!
662
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:37,814
Very good, Doris.
What did you realize about yourself?
663
01:07:39,816 --> 01:07:43,986
I don't like birthday parties.
Or pink dresses.
664
01:07:44,904 --> 01:07:48,240
Or the Silvermans. Or Brooklyn.
665
01:07:48,449 --> 01:07:50,951
Or even being Jewish.
666
01:07:51,285 --> 01:07:52,953
I mean, it's not bad...
667
01:07:53,579 --> 01:07:56,081
...but it's not all I am.
668
01:07:56,290 --> 01:08:00,669
I don't know who I am,
and I never will if I don't assert myself.
669
01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:05,340
I'm 16 years old.
I've got to assert myself sometime.
670
01:08:07,759 --> 01:08:09,511
Don't I?
671
01:08:09,928 --> 01:08:12,013
Okay, Doris. Ralph?
672
01:08:14,015 --> 01:08:16,934
I was coming home from
school one day.
673
01:08:17,143 --> 01:08:18,394
As usual.
674
01:08:19,103 --> 01:08:24,024
I had a couple of pieces of business
to attend to in the neighborhood.
675
01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:27,361
It was January.
676
01:08:27,861 --> 01:08:30,280
It was snowing like crazy.
677
01:08:33,075 --> 01:08:36,328
Santa Claus just ripped
everybody off.
678
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:39,873
He split for Toy Town or Igloo City...
679
01:08:40,081 --> 01:08:43,293
...or the North Pole
or wherever the hell he goes.
680
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,089
So anyway....
681
01:08:49,257 --> 01:08:52,259
I was going home, and....
682
01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:56,555
I found this note.
683
01:08:56,972 --> 01:08:59,558
It said my two chicks were in church.
684
01:08:59,767 --> 01:09:03,103
What the hell are my two chicks
doing in church?
685
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,773
Somebody die or something?
686
01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:14,072
That was.... That was a joke.
That was supposed to be a joke.
687
01:09:20,828 --> 01:09:24,373
Anyway, I went home.
688
01:09:27,209 --> 01:09:32,422
I dropped a little incense like
I always do, just to unwind a little bit.
689
01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:37,636
And I put on the TV set.
690
01:09:40,555 --> 01:09:43,767
And there was
this guy on the TV.
691
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,605
And he was talking
about Freddie.
692
01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:56,821
He.... He said that....
693
01:09:58,489 --> 01:10:04,328
He said that Freddie Prinze
put a gun to his head...
694
01:10:04,536 --> 01:10:08,582
...and he killed himself.
695
01:10:12,127 --> 01:10:15,463
You know, it was an accident, man.
696
01:10:17,048 --> 01:10:20,885
Shit, I mean, he was fucking....
He was very gifted.
697
01:10:21,928 --> 01:10:27,141
You always laughed at him
because he was very fucking talented.
698
01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:34,356
And sometimes you didn't even
wanna laugh at him...
699
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,525
...and you laughed at him anyway.
700
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,569
But those motherfuckers...
701
01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:42,572
...they had to say that
he was depressed...
702
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:46,326
...and he was suicidal,
and that he was fucked up.
703
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:51,247
They wanted his fucking ass, man.
They wanted to nail his ass.
704
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:55,501
Because he didn't think living
was such a happy trip, you know?
705
01:10:57,169 --> 01:11:00,714
We can't have happy people
walking on this planet.
706
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,968
Everybody's gotta be
so goddamn serious.
707
01:11:04,176 --> 01:11:06,553
Everyone's gotta stay in business...
708
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:11,266
...and suffer so the witch doctors
and the deodorant-spray people...
709
01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:14,686
...and plastic surgeons
could stay in business.
710
01:11:14,811 --> 01:11:18,773
And we can all go fucking pray
to the asshole God up there...
711
01:11:18,982 --> 01:11:21,985
...that fucked it up
in the first place!
712
01:11:26,572 --> 01:11:30,659
Does all this make you
realize anything about yourself?
713
01:11:30,868 --> 01:11:34,413
-What?
-How does it affect you?
714
01:11:35,539 --> 01:11:37,958
How does it affect me?
715
01:11:38,876 --> 01:11:41,795
I'm here,
and I'm in this fucking school.
716
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,048
And I'm fucking everybody back
for Freddie!
717
01:11:45,132 --> 01:11:47,008
Take it easy, Ralph.
718
01:11:47,133 --> 01:11:50,470
You want them laughing
with you, not at you.
719
01:11:50,887 --> 01:11:52,972
I don't want them laughing.
720
01:12:05,276 --> 01:12:06,944
Leroy?
721
01:12:07,569 --> 01:12:08,612
Ma'am?
722
01:12:09,113 --> 01:12:11,406
What are you wearing, Leroy?
723
01:12:11,823 --> 01:12:14,868
-A hat.
-On your feet, Leroy.
724
01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:19,122
Oh, those. You like them? They get me
to class quicker, get more learning in.
725
01:12:19,331 --> 01:12:22,167
-What about your book report?
-I done it.
726
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,503
-You did it.
-1000 words. I counted them too.
727
01:12:25,712 --> 01:12:29,132
-The Best of Playboy isn't a book report.
-It's reading, ain't it?
728
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:34,261
So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn,
Great Expectations. You heard of those?
729
01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:36,347
I seen a couple of the movies.
730
01:12:36,555 --> 01:12:39,683
If you don't read,
you're missing so much.
731
01:12:39,892 --> 01:12:45,605
-I don't like reading. It's not my style.
-Then try Othello. He's black.
732
01:12:45,939 --> 01:12:49,151
-1000 words in two weeks.
-Or what?
733
01:12:49,359 --> 01:12:53,113
Or you'll skate right out of
this school, Mr. Johnson.
734
01:13:09,712 --> 01:13:11,380
Come in.
735
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:17,511
-Miss Berg, you wanted to see me?
-Come and sit down, Lisa.
736
01:13:23,892 --> 01:13:26,603
You're not working hard enough, Lisa.
737
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,939
Well, I've been sick.
738
01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:32,733
Dancers don't get sick.
739
01:13:33,484 --> 01:13:35,236
Well, my doctor told me...
740
01:13:35,361 --> 01:13:39,115
...to take it easy
for a week or two until I feel okay.
741
01:13:39,198 --> 01:13:43,494
-So now it's the doctor's fault?
-Don't you believe me?
742
01:13:43,702 --> 01:13:45,162
I believe you, Lisa.
743
01:13:45,370 --> 01:13:49,333
But I don't have room
for you in this class anymore.
744
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:51,835
But I brought a doctor's note.
745
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:55,880
There are too many other girls
who take dance seriously...
746
01:13:56,089 --> 01:13:59,342
...to waste time and space
on someone who isn't dedicated.
747
01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:03,721
-But I am dedicated.
-I'm sorry, Lisa. I don't see it.
748
01:14:04,555 --> 01:14:07,266
I got into this school, didn't l?
749
01:14:07,475 --> 01:14:11,103
We made a mistake.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out.
750
01:14:11,228 --> 01:14:14,440
-You'll get over it.
-I'll work harder.
751
01:14:14,648 --> 01:14:17,484
-Maybe.
-I promise I'll be better.
752
01:14:17,568 --> 01:14:19,778
Better isn't good enough.
753
01:14:19,987 --> 01:14:24,241
I don't think you'll ever
be good enough. You don't have it.
754
01:14:24,366 --> 01:14:29,662
That's a hard thing to hear, and it's not
pleasant to say, but it's the truth.
755
01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:33,750
I'm saving you a lot of time and pain
by saying it now.
756
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:37,086
I don't wanna be the best.
757
01:14:37,795 --> 01:14:40,923
-Well, you won't be.
-I just wanna dance.
758
01:14:42,299 --> 01:14:47,513
-Well, you'll never be a Mikhail, Lisa.
-I can't fail, Miss Berg.
759
01:14:47,721 --> 01:14:51,975
-I only ever wanted to be a dancer.
-You'll get over it.
760
01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:57,314
-What do I tell my mother?
-Have her call me and I'll explain.
761
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:30,193
Fuck it. If I can't dance,
I'll change to the drama department.
762
01:16:30,735 --> 01:16:34,072
I tell you,
you're a fucking good actress.
763
01:16:40,745 --> 01:16:44,081
I heard the bitch came down
on her real hard.
764
01:16:44,290 --> 01:16:47,835
-So? Life comes down hard.
-She just took a real bad dump, kid.
765
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:54,091
Better she realizes it now
than OD in some motel room at 30.
766
01:16:54,299 --> 01:16:57,010
You might show
a little more sympathy, dear.
767
01:16:57,302 --> 01:17:00,430
-I'm not "dear. "
-�videmment.
768
01:17:00,639 --> 01:17:02,933
You're not tr�s sensitive either.
769
01:17:03,266 --> 01:17:04,517
I'm a professional.
770
01:17:04,726 --> 01:17:08,354
A few unkind words aren't
going to bother me none.
771
01:17:08,897 --> 01:17:13,568
-I know it won't all be standing ovations.
-Certainly not for you, my dear.
772
01:17:14,318 --> 01:17:16,821
Look, I'm not "my dear. "
You can fuck "my dear. "
773
01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:21,200
Well, thank you. That might be fun.
774
01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:28,373
And that might be impossible.
He's not into vanilla.
775
01:17:28,498 --> 01:17:30,584
Might be a nice change
from black cherry.
776
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:34,129
The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice, honey.
777
01:17:34,337 --> 01:17:37,882
Yes, but who wants diabetes?
778
01:17:42,470 --> 01:17:46,015
I mean, you don't understand.
Listen to me, man.
779
01:17:46,099 --> 01:17:49,644
Diction. Watch your diction, Ralph.
You're slurring your words.
780
01:17:49,769 --> 01:17:54,648
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Marlon Brando slurred his words.
781
01:17:54,773 --> 01:17:58,110
Montgomery Clift and
James Dean slurred their words.
782
01:17:58,318 --> 01:18:02,364
They were the greatest actors in the
world. Nobody could understand them.
783
01:18:03,615 --> 01:18:05,909
Wait a second. What's so funny?
784
01:18:17,295 --> 01:18:21,257
Hey, it's Raul.
Where's my two chicks, huh?
785
01:18:28,847 --> 01:18:32,601
Look at you! You got so big!
Where is Mom? Is she home?
786
01:19:01,712 --> 01:19:04,006
Hey, cupcake. Come here, cupcake.
787
01:19:04,214 --> 01:19:07,968
Faggot.
That's what you are now, man.
788
01:19:08,385 --> 01:19:11,304
What you doing? Whoa! Damn, man.
789
01:19:55,930 --> 01:19:59,266
Martelli! Bruno Martelli!
790
01:20:01,977 --> 01:20:03,729
Shit!
791
01:20:09,484 --> 01:20:12,904
In the beginning
she's not in love with him--
792
01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:15,323
-God, you live here, Montgomery?
-Yeah.
793
01:20:15,407 --> 01:20:17,909
-This is a great pad.
-You like it?
794
01:20:18,034 --> 01:20:21,579
It's great. What happened to all
your furniture? You get ripped off?
795
01:20:21,788 --> 01:20:24,373
-It closed in Cincinnati.
-What's that mean?
796
01:20:24,582 --> 01:20:28,127
My mom kept saying she was gonna
fix it up when she got into a long run.
797
01:20:28,252 --> 01:20:30,963
-She's got a lousy choice in plays.
-It's perfect.
798
01:20:31,172 --> 01:20:35,759
We don't need nothing for rehearsal.
Ready when you are, Mr. Director.
799
01:20:35,968 --> 01:20:40,430
-All right, page one, Act 1.
-All right, page one, Act 1.
800
01:21:15,172 --> 01:21:17,465
Raul?
801
01:21:43,323 --> 01:21:45,492
Raul?
802
01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:04,593
If you're kicked around long enough,
you get to be a real professor of pain.
803
01:22:04,677 --> 01:22:08,639
I know how you feel.
But I'm having a real good time now.
804
01:22:08,764 --> 01:22:10,432
I'm enjoying myself.
805
01:22:10,516 --> 01:22:13,560
So you see, you're not such
a dog as you think you are.
806
01:22:13,769 --> 01:22:15,854
I'm having a very good time too.
807
01:22:16,063 --> 01:22:19,900
So there you are. I'm not such a dog
as I think I am.
808
01:22:20,025 --> 01:22:22,193
I think you're a very nice guy.
809
01:22:22,402 --> 01:22:25,947
I don't know why
a girl hasn't grabbed you.
810
01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:30,660
Yeah, I don't either. I am a nice guy.
811
01:22:30,868 --> 01:22:33,663
I'm also a real smart guy too.
812
01:22:41,795 --> 01:22:46,300
Wait. There's a whole speech yet.
You're not supposed to kiss yet.
813
01:22:49,010 --> 01:22:53,807
Ralph. Doris. Ralph, you have a whole
speech here you haven't even done.
814
01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:56,726
Ralph, you're not supposed to kiss yet.
815
01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:06,736
My mother was French
and very beautiful.
816
01:23:06,944 --> 01:23:12,574
Straight out of some chateau.
She danced every night for hours.
817
01:23:12,783 --> 01:23:16,745
Daddy was in Washington
or out to dinner with clients...
818
01:23:16,954 --> 01:23:20,499
...while Mom was with Tchaikovsky,
Ravel, Mantovani.
819
01:23:20,582 --> 01:23:24,336
You'll meet my stepmother, Claudia.
Trainee witch.
820
01:23:24,461 --> 01:23:28,089
No cracks about being Chinese.
She's had her eyes fixed.
821
01:23:28,298 --> 01:23:31,759
She recuperated in Palm Springs,
where she had her purse stolen.
822
01:23:31,968 --> 01:23:34,679
She lost all her credit cards.
823
01:23:35,304 --> 01:23:39,892
Dad doesn't want to report it, though.
The thief is spending less than she did.
824
01:23:47,691 --> 01:23:49,568
Hi, Daddy.
825
01:23:51,361 --> 01:23:52,696
Hi.
826
01:23:53,321 --> 01:23:56,449
Oh, this is Leroy. Homework.
827
01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:17,890
That was nice. Really.
828
01:27:18,307 --> 01:27:21,143
Sentimental shit.
829
01:27:21,977 --> 01:27:24,480
That was beautiful!
830
01:27:25,731 --> 01:27:28,859
That was beautiful.
831
01:27:29,276 --> 01:27:31,445
It was beautiful.
832
01:27:39,077 --> 01:27:42,705
-Yeah, this is it here.
-You live here?
833
01:27:42,831 --> 01:27:45,750
My sister lives here.
I'm always welcome.
834
01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:47,418
-Very nice place.
-Yeah.
835
01:27:47,627 --> 01:27:51,589
They're very fancy, huh?
I'll wait till you get inside.
836
01:27:51,672 --> 01:27:53,883
No. It's okay. Really.
837
01:27:54,091 --> 01:27:56,385
-Okay.
-It's a good neighborhood.
838
01:27:56,594 --> 01:28:00,848
-It's not much, but--
-Please, come on. That's not necessary.
839
01:28:00,973 --> 01:28:02,432
I should pay you.
840
01:28:02,641 --> 01:28:07,020
You know, I play your tapes
for my customers, you know.
841
01:28:07,104 --> 01:28:12,650
They love that stuff.
My tips go up 20%, at least.
842
01:28:13,568 --> 01:28:17,447
-And my son is happy.
-He's writing some good shit too.
843
01:28:17,530 --> 01:28:21,200
We're gonna be all over the charts
one of these days.
844
01:28:21,409 --> 01:28:25,996
-You make him happy, you know that?
-We're a hot team, you know.
845
01:28:26,205 --> 01:28:30,876
-You make him hotter. You know?
-Sure.
846
01:28:31,085 --> 01:28:36,006
I seem to have that effect on people.
What can I do? Thanks again.
847
01:28:36,214 --> 01:28:38,717
-Good night, Bruno.
-Night. Take it easy.
848
01:30:04,715 --> 01:30:06,300
You're crazy.
849
01:30:06,717 --> 01:30:07,843
You call a doctor?
850
01:30:08,177 --> 01:30:09,303
I don't think she's hurt.
851
01:30:09,636 --> 01:30:11,722
Since when are you
in the thinking business?
852
01:30:12,139 --> 01:30:13,265
She's frightened.
853
01:30:13,598 --> 01:30:16,810
-She's 5 fucking years old!
-Please keep your voice down.
854
01:30:18,812 --> 01:30:22,357
-You're in a church, my son.
-You're in the Dark Ages!
855
01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:25,068
You kiss my ass,
Padre.
856
01:30:25,777 --> 01:30:30,489
She needs a doctor! A doctor!
Not the goddamn Holy Ghost!
857
01:30:55,305 --> 01:30:57,390
Is she all right?
858
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:04,355
You're not attacked by a creep
at 5 years old and all right.
859
01:31:04,897 --> 01:31:06,565
I'm sorry.
860
01:31:06,774 --> 01:31:09,568
Doris, I wasn't there!
I wasn't fucking there!
861
01:31:09,985 --> 01:31:11,153
What about your father?
862
01:31:11,778 --> 01:31:14,072
I happen to be between
fathers right now.
863
01:31:14,281 --> 01:31:15,532
What does that mean?
864
01:31:16,241 --> 01:31:18,326
You got to understand something.
865
01:31:18,869 --> 01:31:21,871
You got to understand
the Puerto Rican woman.
866
01:31:23,665 --> 01:31:25,416
She thinks about
the kids...
867
01:31:25,542 --> 01:31:29,712
...how they gotta have a father.
Love has nothing to do with it.
868
01:31:30,546 --> 01:31:32,840
My mom has an extra room.
She rents it out.
869
01:31:33,049 --> 01:31:35,968
Next thing you know,
I've got a new father.
870
01:31:41,807 --> 01:31:45,227
They're all right, mostly.
They may stay a day...
871
01:31:45,644 --> 01:31:48,688
...or a week or a month,
if we're lucky.
872
01:31:49,314 --> 01:31:51,608
Sometimes they even pay the rent.
873
01:31:53,777 --> 01:31:55,570
They keep out all the rats.
874
01:31:56,488 --> 01:31:59,532
Not animal-type rats.
I'm talking about real rats...
875
01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:01,409
...the junkies and the winos...
876
01:32:01,492 --> 01:32:05,037
...and the shitheads
and the people who beat up...
877
01:32:08,916 --> 01:32:11,502
...little 5-year-old kids.
878
01:32:15,172 --> 01:32:17,257
I got three sisters, see?
879
01:32:19,009 --> 01:32:23,096
One of them, Maria, she's
in kind of a special place.
880
01:32:24,347 --> 01:32:28,393
We see her a couple times a year.
She's got a birth defect.
881
01:32:31,521 --> 01:32:34,357
That's a goddamn lie.
882
01:32:36,025 --> 01:32:38,736
That's a goddamn lie!
883
01:32:40,404 --> 01:32:43,115
Want to know about my father?
My first fucking father?
884
01:32:43,324 --> 01:32:45,492
He ain't no special shit.
885
01:32:46,869 --> 01:32:50,288
He's in New York State Penitentiary.
He's doing time.
886
01:32:51,665 --> 01:32:54,668
I remember this one night
he got bothered...
887
01:32:54,793 --> 01:32:58,338
...because I was making her laugh.
I was telling her stories.
888
01:32:58,755 --> 01:33:02,300
It was just kid stuff.
Flying carpets and dragons.
889
01:33:02,508 --> 01:33:05,636
And he got mad
because she was laughing!
890
01:33:06,137 --> 01:33:08,764
And he said I was telling her lies.
891
01:33:09,056 --> 01:33:10,641
And this one night...
892
01:33:11,892 --> 01:33:13,644
...he got bothered.
893
01:33:14,812 --> 01:33:17,314
He's beating me
and coming down on me...
894
01:33:17,398 --> 01:33:18,982
...I said, "I make her laugh."
895
01:33:19,066 --> 01:33:22,319
That's not a lie, that's a gift,
goddamn it.
896
01:33:23,570 --> 01:33:25,655
He can't do it.
897
01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:31,161
He said if he can't do it,
he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
898
01:33:32,745 --> 01:33:35,248
And he went for me, and...
899
01:33:36,082 --> 01:33:39,001
...she got in the way
all of a sudden, and...
900
01:33:40,670 --> 01:33:43,380
...he put her head inside a fucking wall.
901
01:33:44,215 --> 01:33:47,551
If it was my fucking head,
it would've been all right...
902
01:33:47,634 --> 01:33:49,845
...but it wasn't. It was hers!
903
01:33:50,262 --> 01:33:54,433
If it was my fucking fat head,
it would've been all right.
904
01:33:56,101 --> 01:33:59,437
She's a beautiful kid.
She's 5 fucking years old.
905
01:33:59,646 --> 01:34:04,734
She's got a pretty little laugh.
She still laughs, as a matter of fact.
906
01:35:06,584 --> 01:35:08,753
Barbra Streisand didn't
change her name.
907
01:35:08,962 --> 01:35:12,632
-I don't want to talk about it.
-I'll call you Doris, like always.
908
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:13,966
I won't answer.
909
01:35:14,091 --> 01:35:17,928
-It's a perfectly good name.
-For a perfectly good person.
910
01:35:18,137 --> 01:35:21,599
A skinny, boring, nondescript,
perfectly good person.
911
01:35:21,890 --> 01:35:27,312
I have a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
912
01:35:27,521 --> 01:35:29,731
-Yeah, but they're all--
-What?
913
01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:32,108
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
914
01:35:32,317 --> 01:35:36,696
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
915
01:35:36,905 --> 01:35:40,450
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
916
01:35:40,783 --> 01:35:42,243
You can call me Dominique.
917
01:35:42,452 --> 01:35:43,578
Dominique.
918
01:35:43,703 --> 01:35:46,080
-That's ridiculous.
-It's French.
919
01:35:46,205 --> 01:35:50,668
-I know what it is, but it's not you.
-I'll grow into it.
920
01:35:51,001 --> 01:35:54,421
-Dominique Finsecker?
-No. Dominique Dupont.
921
01:35:55,047 --> 01:35:57,132
-Sounds like a hooker.
-Oh, Mama.
922
01:35:57,341 --> 01:36:01,219
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
923
01:36:01,636 --> 01:36:03,805
Where did my Doris go?
924
01:36:04,139 --> 01:36:08,184
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
925
01:36:09,352 --> 01:36:11,646
You're becoming somebody else.
926
01:36:11,854 --> 01:36:16,317
-I'm becoming an actress.
-I want you to be the Doris that I know.
927
01:36:16,442 --> 01:36:19,445
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
928
01:36:20,404 --> 01:36:22,490
Makes me birthday cards...
929
01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,992
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
930
01:36:25,618 --> 01:36:27,077
Not Dominique...
931
01:36:27,494 --> 01:36:29,454
...who stays out all night.
932
01:36:29,663 --> 01:36:31,039
Oh, Mama.
933
01:36:31,248 --> 01:36:33,000
And gets pregnant.
934
01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:35,919
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
935
01:36:37,712 --> 01:36:40,924
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
936
01:36:41,883 --> 01:36:43,551
But my Doris...
937
01:36:44,052 --> 01:36:46,137
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up--
938
01:36:46,471 --> 01:36:48,764
Mama, it was just one night!
939
01:36:50,725 --> 01:36:52,309
That's all it takes.
940
01:37:03,779 --> 01:37:07,115
We'd like to welcome everyone to
The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
941
01:37:07,324 --> 01:37:09,701
...here at the 8th Street Playhouse!
942
01:37:14,914 --> 01:37:17,959
And our regulars would
like to wish a warm welcome...
943
01:37:18,042 --> 01:37:20,545
...to all you virgins!
944
01:37:24,298 --> 01:37:27,009
We have some special occasions tonight.
945
01:37:27,426 --> 01:37:30,054
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
946
01:37:34,224 --> 01:37:38,270
We have a special button
for a special young lady.
947
01:37:38,395 --> 01:37:42,649
Tonight is Christine's 150th time!
948
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:55,578
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
949
01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:05,379
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
950
01:38:05,504 --> 01:38:08,632
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
951
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,091
Get on with the show!
952
01:38:10,717 --> 01:38:13,303
This is the fucking show!
If you don't like it...
953
01:38:13,428 --> 01:38:15,805
...you can go see the movie
in Staten Island!
954
01:38:15,930 --> 01:38:19,142
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
955
01:38:19,475 --> 01:38:21,144
All right, for the cheers!
956
01:38:21,352 --> 01:38:23,104
-Give me an R!
-R!
957
01:38:23,312 --> 01:38:24,897
-Give me an O!
-O!
958
01:38:25,106 --> 01:38:26,440
-Give me a C!
-C!
959
01:38:26,649 --> 01:38:28,526
-Give me a K!
-K!
960
01:38:28,651 --> 01:38:30,110
-Give me a Y!
-Y!
961
01:38:30,319 --> 01:38:31,987
-What's it spell?
-Rocky!
962
01:38:32,071 --> 01:38:34,281
-I can't hear you!
-Rocky!
963
01:38:34,573 --> 01:38:36,658
-One more time!
-Rocky!
964
01:38:36,783 --> 01:38:37,910
-Give me an E!
-E!
965
01:38:38,118 --> 01:38:39,703
-Give me an A!
-A!
966
01:38:39,786 --> 01:38:42,622
-What kind of time we gonna have?
-E-A!
967
01:40:55,331 --> 01:40:57,625
Where did that
motorcyclist come from?
968
01:40:57,750 --> 01:40:59,502
I guess we'll have to turn back.
969
01:41:06,092 --> 01:41:09,011
-What was that bang?
-Must have a blowout.
970
01:41:09,511 --> 01:41:10,888
Damn it!
971
01:41:11,096 --> 01:41:15,142
-I should have gotten that spare fixed.
-Asshole!
972
01:41:15,267 --> 01:41:17,561
Stay here and keep warm.
I'll go for help.
973
01:41:17,769 --> 01:41:20,147
Where will you go
in the middle of nowhere?
974
01:41:20,272 --> 01:41:23,817
What's white and sells hamburgers?
975
01:41:24,025 --> 01:41:26,945
Didn 't we pass a castle down the road?
976
01:41:27,237 --> 01:41:29,322
Maybe they have a telephone.
977
01:41:29,530 --> 01:41:31,115
I'm going with you.
978
01:41:35,703 --> 01:41:37,872
Kick it!
979
01:41:41,959 --> 01:41:46,839
Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
980
01:41:51,009 --> 01:41:53,637
Take the risk!
981
01:42:00,518 --> 01:42:04,147
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
982
01:42:22,205 --> 01:42:23,957
Watch the film.
983
01:42:55,153 --> 01:42:57,447
How's it go?
984
01:43:14,130 --> 01:43:16,298
Oh, my God.
985
01:43:26,016 --> 01:43:27,976
-You did what?
-I got stoned.
986
01:43:28,727 --> 01:43:31,104
She took her top off.
She played with her bongos.
987
01:43:31,521 --> 01:43:33,606
-I did not!
-It was incredible!
988
01:43:33,731 --> 01:43:35,817
It was more than incredible, it was fun.
989
01:43:36,025 --> 01:43:39,779
I felt naked when people looked at me
before. But they weren't looking at me...
990
01:43:39,862 --> 01:43:42,990
...they were looking at someone
I put on. Like a costume.
991
01:43:43,407 --> 01:43:47,912
If I don't have a personality, so what?
I'm an actress.
992
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:50,831
I can put on
as many personalities as I want.
993
01:43:50,914 --> 01:43:53,750
-To schizophrenia!
-Abso-fucking-lutely!
994
01:43:54,042 --> 01:43:57,796
-Abso-fucking-what?
-You kids ready to order now?
995
01:43:58,422 --> 01:44:00,215
-Michael?
-Yeah.
996
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:02,509
You don't remember?
997
01:44:03,134 --> 01:44:05,303
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin--
998
01:44:05,428 --> 01:44:09,182
I was Doris Finsecker, when
you were a senior at P.A.
999
01:44:09,682 --> 01:44:13,644
-Yeah. Around the corner.
-You remember Montgomery MacNeil...
1000
01:44:13,853 --> 01:44:16,147
-...and Ralph Garci.
-Sure. Good old days.
1001
01:44:16,689 --> 01:44:17,731
How was Hollywood?
1002
01:44:18,232 --> 01:44:19,400
Slow.
1003
01:44:19,608 --> 01:44:22,528
I met some people,
went to some parties.
1004
01:44:22,945 --> 01:44:26,281
-I did a pilot for a series.
-I didn't see it.
1005
01:44:26,490 --> 01:44:27,949
Nobody saw it.
1006
01:44:28,367 --> 01:44:29,493
Sorry.
1007
01:44:30,118 --> 01:44:33,455
-I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
-Did you?
1008
01:44:33,788 --> 01:44:35,665
On a soap.
1009
01:44:36,708 --> 01:44:39,294
-I didn't like L.A. too much.
-It sucks out there.
1010
01:44:39,711 --> 01:44:43,256
-Are you studying?
-I catch a class when I can.
1011
01:44:43,381 --> 01:44:45,132
Hard times, you know?
1012
01:44:45,967 --> 01:44:48,594
-I read for a showcase.
-Oh, really?
1013
01:44:48,677 --> 01:44:50,679
I got a callback next week.
1014
01:44:50,971 --> 01:44:52,848
-Hope you get it.
-Hey, good luck.
1015
01:44:53,182 --> 01:44:54,308
Yeah.
1016
01:44:54,850 --> 01:44:55,976
Yeah.
1017
01:44:57,853 --> 01:44:59,229
What you kids having?
1018
01:44:59,521 --> 01:45:01,815
Got a special today on fried clams.
1019
01:45:02,149 --> 01:45:05,360
-Fried clams sound great.
-Yeah, that's fine.
1020
01:45:06,319 --> 01:45:10,073
-Fried clams is great.
-Yeah, sounds good.
1021
01:45:14,327 --> 01:45:16,412
Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
1022
01:45:17,788 --> 01:45:20,166
Did anybody know it was Monday night?
1023
01:45:20,499 --> 01:45:24,253
Monday night is audition night.
Anybody from anywhere...
1024
01:45:24,461 --> 01:45:26,547
...can come up here and do
what they want.
1025
01:45:26,755 --> 01:45:29,258
You should see what walks in the room.
1026
01:45:29,466 --> 01:45:32,677
Some of the people that started here
were David Brenner...
1027
01:45:32,886 --> 01:45:34,054
...Jimmie Walker...
1028
01:45:34,262 --> 01:45:38,725
...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze.
Maybe this next young man might...
1029
01:45:39,142 --> 01:45:40,935
...watch them on television.
1030
01:45:41,561 --> 01:45:45,106
Please welcome the comedy stylings...
1031
01:45:45,314 --> 01:45:48,317
...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1032
01:45:53,239 --> 01:45:55,324
Yay, Ralph!
1033
01:45:56,158 --> 01:45:57,201
Thank you.
1034
01:45:58,035 --> 01:46:00,954
Like Richard said,
my name is Ralph Garci.
1035
01:46:01,038 --> 01:46:02,914
I'm a professional asshole.
1036
01:46:06,251 --> 01:46:09,713
I see we have a few
amateurs in the audience.
1037
01:46:11,381 --> 01:46:12,507
I have some--
1038
01:46:12,715 --> 01:46:17,428
Some. I have all of my friends here
tonight. From P.A. graduating class.
1039
01:46:21,891 --> 01:46:24,393
It's very important to have friends.
1040
01:46:25,144 --> 01:46:26,896
I live in the South Bronx.
1041
01:46:28,689 --> 01:46:32,234
That's the country just north of Harlem
and west of Puerto Rico.
1042
01:46:32,442 --> 01:46:34,528
It's a very tough neighborhood.
1043
01:46:34,736 --> 01:46:36,405
The dogs carry knives.
1044
01:46:38,490 --> 01:46:41,284
Did you ever see a baby
with a zip gun?
1045
01:46:42,035 --> 01:46:46,414
You gotta have friends. You can't
alienate anybody up there. Nobody.
1046
01:46:46,623 --> 01:46:50,251
Black people, white people, Chicanos,
Puerto Ricans, cockroaches.
1047
01:46:50,877 --> 01:46:53,713
You gotta respect cockroaches.
They got a good union.
1048
01:46:54,130 --> 01:46:58,509
Last week, 15,000 marched down my
block demanding better housing.
1049
01:47:00,594 --> 01:47:04,431
But I love the South Bronx.
Everywhere you go from there is up.
1050
01:47:05,474 --> 01:47:10,395
Everybody has dreams in the
South Bronx. I had dreams.
1051
01:47:10,687 --> 01:47:14,232
Stop your average boy
on a South Bronx street...
1052
01:47:14,983 --> 01:47:17,485
...and ask him
what he wants to be.
1053
01:47:17,777 --> 01:47:20,905
"I want to be an ex-junkie, man."
1054
01:47:22,073 --> 01:47:23,950
You can see them every day.
1055
01:47:24,033 --> 01:47:28,412
You can't drive because of the dreams
on the streets being seen by cokeheads.
1056
01:47:28,537 --> 01:47:33,625
The minute that white line's laid down
the street, you got somebody going:
1057
01:47:34,793 --> 01:47:35,919
It's true.
1058
01:47:37,504 --> 01:47:40,215
And then there is sex.
1059
01:47:41,341 --> 01:47:42,717
Oh, yeah.
1060
01:47:43,134 --> 01:47:45,845
Kids are into sex earlier in South Bronx.
1061
01:47:46,888 --> 01:47:48,556
Like about 6 a.m.
1062
01:47:52,935 --> 01:47:54,604
-You were wonderful.
-No.
1063
01:47:54,687 --> 01:47:57,732
-Really.
-I was good. I felt more than good.
1064
01:47:57,815 --> 01:47:59,900
-The guy wants me back.
-You're kidding!
1065
01:48:00,109 --> 01:48:01,777
He wants to book me regularly.
1066
01:48:01,986 --> 01:48:03,362
-Great!
-That's not great...
1067
01:48:03,570 --> 01:48:05,739
...it's fantastic! It's like electricity.
1068
01:48:05,864 --> 01:48:09,493
You're out there. Those faces are
out there, staring at you...
1069
01:48:09,618 --> 01:48:13,038
...and you draw them in, then
you hit them with the juice.
1070
01:48:13,246 --> 01:48:17,417
And bam! They fucking explode!
And that power goes back and forth.
1071
01:48:17,625 --> 01:48:20,128
Next thing you know,
you're making them laugh.
1072
01:48:20,253 --> 01:48:23,881
That is the meanest high there is.
That beats dope. That beats sex.
1073
01:48:24,298 --> 01:48:27,551
I love fucking acting!
1074
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:31,305
With my money, we can get
a place. We can get married maybe.
1075
01:48:31,514 --> 01:48:35,684
I'll have $20,000 a week, a hit
TV series, my face on TV Guide!
1076
01:48:35,893 --> 01:48:37,019
-Wait!
-What?
1077
01:48:37,144 --> 01:48:40,897
-What about me? Don't I get a career?
-A career? I'll give you a career.
1078
01:48:41,106 --> 01:48:46,319
How about Shakespeare in the Park
and you get to win 17 Tony awards?
1079
01:48:46,528 --> 01:48:49,447
-All right. Bye.
-All right. Okay. Bye.
1080
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:52,867
Don't mug anybody.
1081
01:48:53,409 --> 01:48:56,412
-Don't rape anybody.
-I'll rape you.
1082
01:48:56,537 --> 01:48:57,997
Don't rape anybody, okay?
1083
01:48:58,080 --> 01:48:59,749
I'll see you later. Take care.
1084
01:49:04,879 --> 01:49:06,130
You see...
1085
01:49:07,381 --> 01:49:10,717
...I've been offered this place
with the San Francisco Ballet.
1086
01:49:10,926 --> 01:49:14,054
I haven't told anyone yet,
but I'm gonna take it.
1087
01:49:14,137 --> 01:49:16,348
I don't care what they think.
1088
01:49:16,848 --> 01:49:19,267
I'm a good dancer. Better than good.
1089
01:49:19,559 --> 01:49:21,978
Maybe even the best in the school.
1090
01:49:22,896 --> 01:49:26,357
That's not conceit.
It's just simple honesty.
1091
01:49:27,483 --> 01:49:31,988
If I stay in New York, everybody will
think I bought my way into ABT.
1092
01:49:32,279 --> 01:49:37,409
I'm not starving myself to death
for Balanchine's City Ballet.
1093
01:49:38,661 --> 01:49:41,997
Not that I mind doing
the corps de ballet bullshit.
1094
01:49:42,623 --> 01:49:45,125
I'd sooner do it out of town.
1095
01:49:46,793 --> 01:49:49,296
I'll pay my dues on the West Coast.
1096
01:49:50,130 --> 01:49:52,924
Come back to New York as a star.
1097
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:57,011
You see...
1098
01:49:57,845 --> 01:50:00,348
...I've always had this crazy dream...
1099
01:50:00,556 --> 01:50:04,310
...of dancing all the classical
roles before I'm 21.
1100
01:50:05,978 --> 01:50:09,940
I want Giselles and Copp�lias
coming out of my feet.
1101
01:50:10,566 --> 01:50:12,526
And Sleeping Beauties...
1102
01:50:13,068 --> 01:50:15,028
...and the Swan.
1103
01:50:16,613 --> 01:50:19,741
I want bravos in Stuttgart
and Leningrad...
1104
01:50:19,825 --> 01:50:21,409
...and Paris.
1105
01:50:22,661 --> 01:50:26,206
Maybe even a ballet
created especially for me.
1106
01:50:29,542 --> 01:50:31,002
You see...
1107
01:50:31,627 --> 01:50:34,547
...there's no room for a baby.
1108
01:50:35,464 --> 01:50:39,009
Will this be Master Charge
or American Express, honey?
1109
01:50:47,768 --> 01:50:49,144
Excuse me.
1110
01:50:50,395 --> 01:50:52,063
You're an actress, aren't you?
1111
01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:53,815
I might be.
1112
01:50:54,649 --> 01:50:56,526
A Chorus Line,
right?
1113
01:50:56,943 --> 01:51:00,613
Aren't you the one that does that
hot, smoky number in the red dress?
1114
01:51:01,239 --> 01:51:03,950
I'm right, ain't I? I knew it.
1115
01:51:04,575 --> 01:51:08,412
Boy, let me tell you, you are
the best thing in that show.
1116
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:13,834
I guess you get tired of hearing that.
Excuse me.
1117
01:51:13,959 --> 01:51:15,502
No, I don't.
1118
01:51:17,087 --> 01:51:18,839
You don't belong there.
1119
01:51:19,172 --> 01:51:21,550
If you don't mind my
saying so, you're a star.
1120
01:51:21,675 --> 01:51:23,552
You need a show all to yourself.
1121
01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:28,014
-You've got a lovely face, a great figure.
-I sing too.
1122
01:51:28,223 --> 01:51:29,682
-No.
-And play the piano.
1123
01:51:30,016 --> 01:51:32,727
That's what I mean. But it's
more than just talent...
1124
01:51:32,935 --> 01:51:35,021
...it's a certain quality.
1125
01:51:35,229 --> 01:51:38,149
You're the kind of girl that
stands out in a room.
1126
01:51:38,357 --> 01:51:41,485
This might sound a little
presumptuous of me....
1127
01:51:42,319 --> 01:51:44,405
I should probably
just call your agent.
1128
01:51:45,030 --> 01:51:49,284
-I don't really relate to agents.
-Don't blame you at all.
1129
01:51:49,493 --> 01:51:52,954
Listen, my name is Fran�ois.
Francois Lafete.
1130
01:51:53,246 --> 01:51:54,289
Coco.
1131
01:51:54,706 --> 01:51:57,959
Coco? Coco? That's terrific!
1132
01:51:58,251 --> 01:52:02,338
Listen, Coco, I'm doing this picture
down in the south of France, you know?
1133
01:52:03,047 --> 01:52:05,550
I was wondering if...
1134
01:52:06,384 --> 01:52:09,011
...maybe you'd like to do
a screen test for me.
1135
01:52:12,848 --> 01:52:14,308
Are you serious?
1136
01:52:20,898 --> 01:52:22,441
Bunsky.
1137
01:52:22,858 --> 01:52:24,317
Hey, Bunsky.
1138
01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:26,528
You seen Sherwood?
1139
01:52:26,736 --> 01:52:28,822
She's with her husband.
1140
01:52:29,030 --> 01:52:31,741
-I didn't know she had a husband.
-He's sick, Leroy.
1141
01:52:32,033 --> 01:52:33,826
He'd have to be to be her husband.
1142
01:52:34,035 --> 01:52:36,746
He's quite bad.
In the hospital, anyway.
1143
01:52:36,954 --> 01:52:38,831
-Hospital?
-Apparently.
1144
01:52:39,332 --> 01:52:41,000
Okay, Schlepstein.
1145
01:53:08,735 --> 01:53:10,945
Leroy. What are you doing here?
1146
01:53:14,281 --> 01:53:15,950
You ever heard of Alvin Ailey?
1147
01:53:16,158 --> 01:53:17,493
Alvin Ailey?
1148
01:53:18,035 --> 01:53:19,078
He's a....
1149
01:53:19,703 --> 01:53:21,246
He's a choreographer?
1150
01:53:22,414 --> 01:53:24,291
He wants me to join his company.
1151
01:53:24,499 --> 01:53:28,045
I'm sorry, Leroy, but I don't think
this is the time--
1152
01:53:28,128 --> 01:53:30,964
I can't if you flunk me out.
I have to pass.
1153
01:53:31,172 --> 01:53:33,466
You should've thought of it
four years ago.
1154
01:53:33,550 --> 01:53:35,969
Where I come from
it don't pay to read and speak white.
1155
01:53:36,177 --> 01:53:38,054
Don't lecture me, Leroy.
1156
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:42,517
Maybe I didn't say it right, but you
been down hard on me since day one.
1157
01:53:42,725 --> 01:53:44,936
Whatever you say,
Leroy. Go home.
1158
01:53:45,144 --> 01:53:48,355
I stopped going home!
You never knew that, did you?
1159
01:53:48,481 --> 01:53:52,860
You make a big deal about pulling us out
of the gutter, yet you won't eat with us.
1160
01:53:53,068 --> 01:53:55,779
You know where that leaves people
like me? Nowhere!
1161
01:53:55,863 --> 01:54:00,033
-It isn't the time. I don't wanna hear it.
-You're going to hear it!
1162
01:54:00,242 --> 01:54:04,120
-I'm gonna be a good dancer!
-Just get out of here, please!
1163
01:54:04,412 --> 01:54:07,457
-You will not keep me down...
-Leave me alone!
1164
01:54:07,665 --> 01:54:12,670
-...because I can't read stories!
-Don't you think of anyone but yourself?
1165
01:54:32,689 --> 01:54:33,732
Hey.
1166
01:54:34,441 --> 01:54:36,318
How's your old man doing?
1167
01:54:36,943 --> 01:54:37,986
Shit.
1168
01:54:42,573 --> 01:54:43,616
Here.
1169
01:54:45,618 --> 01:54:47,161
Thank you.
1170
01:55:49,512 --> 01:55:53,891
Coco. Bonjour. You made it.
Come on in.
1171
01:55:57,228 --> 01:56:00,272
-Am I early?
-Don't be silly. Let me take your coat.
1172
01:56:00,773 --> 01:56:02,983
-Where's the crew?
-You're looking at him.
1173
01:56:03,192 --> 01:56:06,319
I must have total control of
the creative product.
1174
01:56:06,528 --> 01:56:07,988
Like Godard.
1175
01:56:08,822 --> 01:56:11,950
-Jean-Luc Godard? Ever hear of that guy?
-French?
1176
01:56:14,536 --> 01:56:16,955
-You ever see any of his pictures?
-Sure.
1177
01:56:17,163 --> 01:56:19,123
Then you know what I'm talking about.
1178
01:56:20,166 --> 01:56:24,670
You see, I belong, sort of, to the
auteur school of filmmaking.
1179
01:56:24,754 --> 01:56:26,338
It's like the--
1180
01:56:26,547 --> 01:56:29,883
It's like the Mediterranean
approach, you know what I mean?
1181
01:56:31,218 --> 01:56:33,637
-Do you want a beer?
-No, thanks. I'm okay.
1182
01:56:33,846 --> 01:56:37,474
-It might relax you.
-It's all right. I have a lot on my mind.
1183
01:56:37,599 --> 01:56:38,934
I understand.
1184
01:56:40,936 --> 01:56:42,687
-What?
-Come here.
1185
01:56:44,064 --> 01:56:47,483
That's it. I want you to sit right here.
1186
01:56:47,609 --> 01:56:52,613
We're gonna do a lovely close-up
of that beautiful face.
1187
01:56:53,656 --> 01:56:56,992
I get nervous at first with cold readings,
but then I'm all right.
1188
01:56:57,201 --> 01:57:00,329
Don't worry about that.
We'll get to the dialogue later.
1189
01:57:01,163 --> 01:57:05,834
-So, you like art movies, huh, Coco?
-Antonioni and those people? Sure.
1190
01:57:05,959 --> 01:57:08,462
It beats watching
Laverne & Shirley.
1191
01:57:08,545 --> 01:57:11,882
Coco, you don't know
what you're doing to my lens.
1192
01:57:14,301 --> 01:57:16,594
You have a natural rapport
with the camera.
1193
01:57:16,803 --> 01:57:20,139
It's unbelievable. Some performers
can make love to the camera.
1194
01:57:20,223 --> 01:57:21,683
Garbo did.
1195
01:57:22,100 --> 01:57:23,684
Monroe did.
1196
01:57:25,019 --> 01:57:26,270
So could you.
1197
01:57:26,604 --> 01:57:28,689
-Yeah?
-Oh, yeah.
1198
01:57:29,106 --> 01:57:31,275
Could you take your top off, please?
1199
01:57:35,029 --> 01:57:38,156
-What?
-Could you take your blouse off?
1200
01:57:39,950 --> 01:57:42,244
-Are you kidding?
-No, I'm not kidding.
1201
01:57:43,370 --> 01:57:46,289
What's the matter?
You're acting like some dumb kid.
1202
01:57:46,498 --> 01:57:48,917
-I thought you were a professional.
-I am.
1203
01:57:49,125 --> 01:57:51,002
Well, then what's the problem?
1204
01:58:03,514 --> 01:58:05,391
I can't.
1205
01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:16,735
That's better.
1206
01:58:18,320 --> 01:58:19,779
That's lovely.
1207
01:58:21,531 --> 01:58:23,199
Oh, yeah.
1208
01:58:25,076 --> 01:58:29,163
Yeah. Could you arch your back?
Arch your back a little, Coco.
1209
01:58:32,708 --> 01:58:35,002
Smile for me, Coco.
1210
01:58:35,294 --> 01:58:40,215
Come on, Coco. Smile, smile.
Smile for me.
1211
01:58:41,341 --> 01:58:43,135
Now take your thumb...
1212
01:58:43,343 --> 01:58:45,011
...and put it in your mouth...
1213
01:58:45,220 --> 01:58:47,722
...like a little schoolgirl.
1214
01:58:50,308 --> 01:58:52,602
You ever notice that
black news reporters...
1215
01:58:52,727 --> 01:58:55,647
...get hired because
they have white accents?
1216
01:58:55,730 --> 01:58:59,192
They should hire a more natural guy,
a dude from the street.
1217
01:58:59,609 --> 01:59:01,152
"This is Rufus X with the news...."
1218
01:59:03,571 --> 01:59:05,114
I need something.
1219
01:59:05,239 --> 01:59:06,574
Sleep.
1220
01:59:07,324 --> 01:59:09,910
-Something to keep me flying.
-Like what?
1221
01:59:10,327 --> 01:59:13,163
Like by way of your witch doctor.
1222
01:59:13,372 --> 01:59:15,749
I don't see Dr. Golden anymore.
You know that.
1223
01:59:16,291 --> 01:59:18,168
Anyway, you've been taking too much.
1224
01:59:18,376 --> 01:59:21,087
-Thanks, Marcus Welby.
-I know what I'm talking about.
1225
01:59:21,296 --> 01:59:23,673
Why don't you get off my fucking case?
1226
01:59:23,798 --> 01:59:26,593
-I'm your friend.
-You're my friend? Really?
1227
01:59:26,801 --> 01:59:30,471
I know what you've been
after, you goddamn faggot.
1228
01:59:34,642 --> 01:59:36,519
I gotta go to the bathroom.
1229
01:59:38,270 --> 01:59:40,064
Good. You do that.
1230
01:59:41,940 --> 01:59:43,484
Hi. You got a problem?
1231
01:59:44,109 --> 01:59:45,485
Yeah, I do.
1232
01:59:45,903 --> 01:59:47,779
We never see you anymore.
1233
01:59:47,988 --> 01:59:49,448
You see me plenty.
1234
01:59:49,656 --> 01:59:52,158
Drinking with your new friends
after the show.
1235
01:59:52,367 --> 01:59:55,578
After the show is when
all the big names come in.
1236
01:59:55,703 --> 01:59:57,997
You meet people. That's what counts.
1237
01:59:58,081 --> 02:00:01,000
I hate drinking. I'm doing this
for my future. For our future.
1238
02:00:01,125 --> 02:00:04,462
You're doing this for some image,
for Freddie because he did it.
1239
02:00:04,545 --> 02:00:06,964
-Yeah? Maybe.
-Yeah? Well, he died doing it.
1240
02:00:07,256 --> 02:00:09,467
-He could have been a real actor.
-He was!
1241
02:00:09,675 --> 02:00:13,429
He was funny and charming
and he made people laugh. That's it.
1242
02:00:13,512 --> 02:00:16,974
-That's plenty!
-That's not enough! Not for you!
1243
02:00:17,182 --> 02:00:19,059
-Jesus Christ!
-You are good, Ralph.
1244
02:00:19,142 --> 02:00:21,645
-You're seriously really good.
-Jesus.
1245
02:00:21,853 --> 02:00:26,649
You're full of rage and pain and love.
Not just jokes. You're an original.
1246
02:00:26,858 --> 02:00:28,735
The original Ralph Garci.
1247
02:00:29,068 --> 02:00:32,697
-You don't have to be somebody else.
-You're bringing me down!
1248
02:00:32,822 --> 02:00:35,533
-You're bringing me fucking down!
-I'm sorry!
1249
02:00:35,616 --> 02:00:39,703
I gotta go make people laugh, and
you're talking about rage and pain.
1250
02:00:39,912 --> 02:00:42,414
-I said I'm sorry!
-It takes fucking wings.
1251
02:00:42,623 --> 02:00:45,834
Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
1252
02:00:46,376 --> 02:00:48,337
Give me a fucking break, honey!
1253
02:00:48,462 --> 02:00:52,215
Give me a fucking break.
Okay, pal? Thank you.
1254
02:00:55,135 --> 02:00:59,097
-What's happening to you?
-What's happening to me? Success.
1255
02:00:59,180 --> 02:01:03,267
Now, you either hang on or hang up.
All right?
1256
02:01:08,898 --> 02:01:12,651
It's a great pleasure to introduce
a young man who's funny and loud.
1257
02:01:12,860 --> 02:01:14,195
Especially during my act.
1258
02:01:14,320 --> 02:01:18,282
Please welcome the comedy stylings
of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1259
02:01:20,784 --> 02:01:26,081
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
1260
02:01:30,043 --> 02:01:35,256
That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
1261
02:01:35,798 --> 02:01:37,341
Don't we?
1262
02:01:38,718 --> 02:01:41,512
I see. How about sign language?
1263
02:01:41,637 --> 02:01:45,266
We have a standing ovation
over there.
1264
02:01:45,599 --> 02:01:48,936
That's great. Hon, where you from?
1265
02:01:49,853 --> 02:01:54,232
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
1266
02:01:55,817 --> 02:01:57,694
Yeah, friends are important.
1267
02:01:59,154 --> 02:02:03,324
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of--
1268
02:02:03,533 --> 02:02:07,495
Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
1269
02:02:07,912 --> 02:02:09,455
That was supposed to be....
1270
02:02:09,997 --> 02:02:14,043
The north-- The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
1271
02:02:14,460 --> 02:02:17,171
That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
1272
02:02:17,296 --> 02:02:19,381
Anyway, there's lots of things there:
1273
02:02:19,590 --> 02:02:23,427
Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
1274
02:02:23,635 --> 02:02:27,305
You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
1275
02:02:29,266 --> 02:02:33,978
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
1276
02:02:36,064 --> 02:02:40,234
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste,
and I didn't really....
1277
02:02:44,488 --> 02:02:48,784
Excuse me. Fuck it.
Thank you very much.
1278
02:03:10,054 --> 02:03:11,097
What do you want?
1279
02:03:11,806 --> 02:03:14,016
Pizza sounds good.
You wanna eat?
1280
02:03:14,725 --> 02:03:17,561
Could you give me a break, all right?
1281
02:03:18,062 --> 02:03:20,981
We could split a special,
with anchovies, maybe.
1282
02:03:21,315 --> 02:03:26,528
Fuck anchovies. I died out there,
you're talking about fucking pizzas?
1283
02:03:26,737 --> 02:03:32,367
-No, I'm talking about eating pizzas.
-Oh, that's very funny. You're a howl.
1284
02:03:32,450 --> 02:03:35,578
You should have been out there.
The audience hated me.
1285
02:03:35,704 --> 02:03:40,083
-You had a bad night. That happens.
-Not to me, it doesn't.
1286
02:03:40,291 --> 02:03:43,503
What do you want? lnsurance?
You're in the wrong business.
1287
02:03:43,711 --> 02:03:46,631
Performers aren't safe.
We're pie-in-the-face people.
1288
02:03:46,756 --> 02:03:50,092
Look, don't lecture me.
All right, Sir Laurence?
1289
02:03:50,301 --> 02:03:54,263
All anyone ever promised you was
seven classes a day and a hot lunch.
1290
02:03:54,680 --> 02:03:56,140
The rest is up to you.
1291
02:03:56,348 --> 02:04:00,936
Back in the Middle Ages, actors,
they didn't even want to bury us.
1292
02:04:01,853 --> 02:04:03,647
Well, they do now.
1293
02:04:04,356 --> 02:04:06,983
Not if you're good.
1294
02:04:08,735 --> 02:04:10,528
How do you know?
1295
02:04:11,446 --> 02:04:14,282
How do you know if you're good?
1296
02:04:14,365 --> 02:04:16,576
Maybe you never know.
1297
02:04:21,872 --> 02:04:25,334
You just hang in, I guess.
1298
02:04:29,713 --> 02:04:31,673
You know the weirdest thing...
1299
02:04:32,507 --> 02:04:34,301
...is Freddie.
1300
02:04:35,218 --> 02:04:39,389
When he made it, he realized
it was everything he hated.
1301
02:04:39,931 --> 02:04:42,016
Cadillac Eldorado.
1302
02:04:42,225 --> 02:04:44,310
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
1303
02:04:44,519 --> 02:04:45,978
Johnny Carson.
1304
02:04:46,062 --> 02:04:48,272
It was no special shit.
1305
02:04:48,564 --> 02:04:50,775
You're not Freddie, Ralph.
1306
02:04:50,983 --> 02:04:53,486
I know that. I know.
1307
02:04:54,737 --> 02:04:59,116
Know something else about Freddie?
Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
1308
02:04:59,324 --> 02:05:03,495
-No?
-No. He wanted to be Joe Namath.
1309
02:05:05,789 --> 02:05:07,040
You laughed.
1310
02:05:07,249 --> 02:05:09,834
-Guess I'm funny.
-Let's get out of here.
1311
02:05:22,471 --> 02:05:23,597
5'7"?
1312
02:05:30,604 --> 02:05:33,190
Okay, you're finished.
Stand over there.
1313
02:05:33,315 --> 02:05:36,026
Go on. Keep the line moving.
Come on.
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