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A widow's life
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isn't nearly as bad as
it's made out to be.
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The children have adjusted
to the loss of their father
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far better than expected.
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No!
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And I find myself
growing in ways
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I never before thought possible.
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But perhaps widow-dom's most
unexpected gift has been
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community.
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My Henry's only been
gone a few weeks.
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I feel... I feel...
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Happy?
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Yes.
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Never apologize for that.
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We're alive, they're dead.
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Now is your time, Ellen.
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For if not now, when?
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Surviving one's spouse is
nature's greatest gift.
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Trust me. I mean, just look
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how Mary's painting
career blossomed.
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I never would've
gone through with it
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if it hadn't been for
Stede dying... Darling?
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I'm home.
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While we're fortunate
he survived his ordeal,
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having Stede back home has
been a bit of an adjustment.
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That was a great night's sleep.
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I've forgotten how
much I love this bed.
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Of course, you
haven't really slept
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until you've done
it on the ocean.
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Still finding my land legs.
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I suppose it's an adjustment
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for him as well.
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Fuuuck.
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Stede Bonnet: And then,
during a treasure hunt
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with Blackbeard,
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I discovered
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this!
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And, of course, he's full of
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colorful tales
from his time away.
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Do you know what this is?
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It's an orange... Petrified.
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Which means it's
as hard as a rock.
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Who would like this. Alma?
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I don't want your old food.
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Who are you again?
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Louis...
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No, no. It's
perfectly all right.
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I'm, uh, I'm your father.
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- Isn't Doug my father?
- Louis!
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Oh.
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Who's, uh, who's Doug?
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He's my painting instructor.
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Oh, ha! Okay.
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I'd love to meet him.
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Gentlemen!
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Blackbeard is in fine
spirits this morning,
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and he sends... his regards.
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He's still a, a tad
under the weather,
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but he will be back
amongst us soon.
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So, he's, he's sick, but
doing well... is the news?
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Exactly, yes!
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And, um, in the meantime,
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maybe, you could, you
know, polish things,
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or, maybe, swab the deck.
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We already polished twice today.
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Aye, 'n the deck's as
swabbed as she gets.
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- Aw.
- Well, you missed a spot.
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Have at it, chaps!
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Dismissed!
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Not you, Mr. Spriggs.
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Blackbeard has
requested your services.
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So, no matter what
you see or hear,
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you do not breathe a
word under pain of death.
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Understood?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Fuck off.
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You're back.
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Looks that way.
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What did you do to the room?
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Eh, long story.
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I, I gave it to
Frenchie and Wee John.
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But they thought it had
bad juju after the raid.
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Why'd you give it away?
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I, um
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um, I missed you.
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Turned the old workshop
into a painting studio.
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Wow.
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How many painters work here?
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Uh, these are all mine.
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It's one of my favorites.
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Mary: Oh, Stede...
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This is Doug.
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Mary's told me so
much about you,
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I feel like I already know you.
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That's funny. I haven't
heard much about you.
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You're the painting instructor?
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Oh, before I forget,
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your flyers just came in.
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Oh, how nice.
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Oh, flyers? For what?
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Oh, just a little gathering.
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Mary's having a showing
of her work in town.
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One of the ladies has just
loaned me the dress store.
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May I?
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- Go ahead.
- Yep.
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"Paintings by The Widow Bonnet."
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Should probably change that.
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Not a widow anymore.
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Or I might keep it.
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I've heard it adds
an air of mystery.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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Hello?
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Blackbeard, sir.
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I, um...
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I heard you need
some assistance.
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- I'm in here.
- Oh god!
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I'm in the blanket fort.
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The door's the blue cushion.
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Charming.
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Oh...
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Is it safe to have a candle
in here, do you think?
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Okay, well.
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What have you been up to?
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Mm, you know, built this fort.
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I wrote some lyrics.
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I've actually been needing a scribey
person to, um, jot them down for me.
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Cool. So, yeah. Ready
whenever you are.
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Okay.
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"Hanging on... by a thread."
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"Hanging on."
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Then it goes,
"Shouldn't let go."
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"If I let go, all will fall."
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"Fingers bleeding
down to the bone now."
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"Can't let go.
Nothing makes sense."
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"Hold on."
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"Hold on. Hold... on."
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You hate it, don't you?
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My god, hate is such a
strong, a-and wrong, word.
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But I'm wondering, um,
what's happening in the song?
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Why are you hanging on?
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No, it's not about me.
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- Yeah, it's someone else holding on.
- Yeah?
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Someone entirely fictional.
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And this fictional character
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he's having a hard time?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Maybe it's best he just
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lets go.
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Do you mean just curl
up into a ball and die?
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What if it's not a death?
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What if life just
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begins again?
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How was your day, Edward?
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- You like that?
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Oh! Oh! Oh god.
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So... you came in
rather late last night.
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Mary: Hm?
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Yes.
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Anything you want
to, uh, tell me?
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Say... about Doug?
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No, actually, but
I will say this.
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You're home. Fine.
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We're married. All right!
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We made a contract
in front of God
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and I am bound to honor that.
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But in your absence,
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I have managed to create
a life that I quite like,
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and I won't destroy that life
just because you've decided to
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un-abandon your
family on a whim.
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Well...
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I object to the word "whim."
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The showing's at six.
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I won't be home for dinner.
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Do you even want me to attend?
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So, we're havin' a thing on...
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Oh god, I'm so sorry!
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- There's a sock on the door!
- Are you a freakin' idiot?!
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I don't know what that means!
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Um, we're having a thing on deck
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- for Captain.
- Get out!
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Sorry. Close the door!
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Hey, Jim. Glad you're back.
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- That's, uh, really great stuff, Ed.
- Wow.
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His name is
Blackbeard or Captain!
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Izzy, no, Izzy.
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Actually, I do want to be
called Edward from now on.
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And thank you, you guys. It's pretty
difficult to lay yourself bare
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in front of others, you
know? Yeah, yeah, no.
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- It was super v-visceral.
- Way visceral, agree.
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It was vibes. Wow.
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Okay, well, if any of you guys
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wanna express yourselves
in the same way that
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I just did with my song,
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I'm sure that Lucius would
be more than happy to
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write down your lyrics.
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Ay, but my genius won't be
translated into human language.
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More like pure tone.
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Like, eh...
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That was fucking amazing.
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Guys, the sheer level of
talent we have on this ship!
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Why are we even being pirates?
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You know what? We should
have a talent show.
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Black Pete: I can do accents.
Does that count as a talent?
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Just right there. Try it.
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- Hm.
- Like that?
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Mm-hm.
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I hate to say it, but
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it would've been
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so much better if
he'd really died.
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I can make that happen.
Just let me know.
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I'm sorry?
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Remember, my Marcus
was the undertaker.
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He was so lazy,
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he would report every death
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as natural causes.
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Murder's a natural cause.
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Yes, well...
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I don't think we're quite
at that stage... yet.
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Situations evolve.
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Cheers to you, my good man.
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Ooh, that is delish.
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Reminds me of the ale I drank
on my ship, "The Revenge."
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Stede Bonnet?
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It's Jeffrey! Fettering!
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We went to elementary
school together.
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Jeffrey, nice to see you.
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I heard the most insane rumor.
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Now, forgive me,
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but... were you a
pirate recently?
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- Go ahead. Laugh it up.
- Laugh?
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No, I wish I had
one-tenth of your guts.
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Becoming a pirate? At our age?
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I just... ride my stupid horse
to the store now and again.
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Half the time, it has diarrhea.
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Guys, it's him! It's
The Gentleman Pirate!
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And there I was, in a
duel with Izzy Hands,
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Blackbeard's right-hand man.
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What is Blackbeard like?
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Is he as bloodthirsty
as everyone says?
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He's absolutely lovely.
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Oh, and, of course, a
bloodthirsty killer.
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I mean, born of the
Devil and all that.
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I, I don't really like
talking about him.
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So, if there's any
other questions.
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Yeah. You ever kill a man?
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Well, death is, of course,
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an unavoidable part of,
uh, the pirate lifestyle.
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This guy never killed anyone.
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I've seen death.
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I've been the cause of death.
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It changes you
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forever.
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Awesome.
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Get this man another beer.
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To Captain Stede!
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Well, feels nice to
tidy up a little.
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Can't believe I was living
like this. Can you, Iz?
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Izzy?
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- I'm gonna speak plainly.
- Wonderful.
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You know we share our
thoughts on this ship.
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I should've let the
English kill you.
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This, whatever it is
that you've become
264
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,044
is a fate worse than death.
265
00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:29,075
Well...
266
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:31,974
- I am still Blackbeard, so.
- No.
267
00:16:34,814 --> 00:16:38,901
This, this... is Blackbeard.
268
00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:41,977
Not some namby-pamby
269
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,294
in a silk gown pining
for his boyfriend.
270
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:49,162
Choose your next
words wisely, dog.
271
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,450
There he is.
272
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,889
Blackbeard is my captain.
273
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:08,543
I serve Blackbeard.
274
00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,637
Not Edward.
275
00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:15,764
Edward better watch
his fuckin' step.
276
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,800
Hey, Eddie, give
us another song!
277
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:33,136
Edward! Edward! Edward!
278
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:41,661
- It's going swimmingly.
- Is it? I can't tell.
279
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,940
I keep thinking I hear people
chattering about Stede.
280
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,992
Oh, well, the only thing I
hear people chattering about
281
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:48,893
is your expressive brushwork.
282
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,001
Evening, all!
283
00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,095
'Tis I...
284
00:17:54,148 --> 00:17:57,172
The Widow Bonnet's undead groom.
285
00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:03,696
Which means she's not really
"The Widow Bonnet," is she?
286
00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:06,954
And if her husband
gave up the sea,
287
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:11,089
surely, she should... give
up the dishonest title?
288
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:13,636
Even though she hates my guts.
289
00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,785
- Which is her right.
- Hey.
290
00:18:17,486 --> 00:18:19,321
Ooh!
291
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:20,706
Unhand me or bleed.
292
00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:27,299
Oh.
293
00:18:30,179 --> 00:18:31,878
God. Doug?
294
00:18:35,855 --> 00:18:38,019
Clearly, I've had
too much to drink.
295
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,355
And for that, I am sorry.
296
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,925
Being home's been
quite an adjustment,
297
00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:46,839
for both of us.
298
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,177
I forgive you, by the way,
299
00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:53,515
for sleeping with Doug.
300
00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:00,441
Murder's a natural cause.
301
00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:48,805
You were going to stab me!
302
00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:51,285
- I was.
- In the earhole!
303
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,920
- With a skewer!
- Yeah... I was.
304
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,405
Why not just smother me
with a pillow? Or use a gun?
305
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,225
A pillow seemed too tricky
and a gun would wake the kids.
306
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,095
I thought about poison or
pushing you off a cliff,
307
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,623
but I, I really wanted
to get it done tonight,
308
00:20:06,648 --> 00:20:08,266
and I didn't want you to suffer.
309
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,657
What, while you murdered me?!
310
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,523
Well, it's not that
much more dramatic
311
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,196
than running off to
become a pirate, is it?
312
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,079
Well, that's true, I suppose.
313
00:20:21,984 --> 00:20:25,454
We just can't seem to stop
hurting each other, can we?
314
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,930
I don't fit here anymore, do I?
315
00:20:33,636 --> 00:20:36,422
You've got your life, your art.
316
00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:38,600
Doug.
317
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,242
I am sorry about Doug.
318
00:20:44,162 --> 00:20:45,968
Nah, don't be.
319
00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,422
He's actually wonderful.
320
00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:49,977
Yeah, he's the best.
321
00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:56,782
How does it feel...
to be in love?
322
00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:01,824
It feels... easy.
323
00:21:01,953 --> 00:21:04,054
It's just like breathing.
324
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:08,724
He understands my
idiosyncrasies.
325
00:21:09,608 --> 00:21:12,069
- And all of this is yours?
- I'm afraid so.
326
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,940
Finds them charming, even.
327
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:14,965
Fab!
328
00:21:17,071 --> 00:21:20,341
We expose each other to
new things, new ideas.
329
00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:22,615
Next one goes through
your fuckin' eyeball!
330
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,185
And we laugh a lot.
331
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,836
Ah! Ooh!
332
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,864
We just pass the time so well.
333
00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:34,049
I'd call those things love.
334
00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:39,929
I hope you find that.
335
00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:43,826
- I think I have.
- Really?
336
00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:47,205
What's her name?
337
00:21:48,202 --> 00:21:49,226
Ed.
338
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,710
His name is Ed.
339
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:11,912
Here, look.
340
00:22:15,277 --> 00:22:16,556
Look at that.
341
00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:19,323
You wear fine things well.
342
00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:37,165
Oh, there you are.
343
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,670
We've been looking
for you everywhere.
344
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,945
Okay, so, we've been
visualizing the talent show.
345
00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:43,610
You're gonna love what
we've come up with.
346
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,840
Ed?
347
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,471
Is everythin' all right?
348
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,460
Lucius: Help me! No, no, please!
349
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,796
No! Please!
350
00:23:15,807 --> 00:23:17,142
I am the Kraken.
351
00:23:32,562 --> 00:23:34,689
Stop crying. It's
just the pinky.
352
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,733
Come on. Open up.
353
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,112
Open your fuckin' mouth now!
354
00:23:40,555 --> 00:23:44,160
Eat up. That's it.
Don't forget to chew.
355
00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:48,136
Threaten me again, ever...
356
00:23:49,788 --> 00:23:51,081
I'll feed you the rest.
357
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:55,261
- Understand?
- Y-Yes, Blackbeard.
358
00:23:55,529 --> 00:23:58,602
Okay. Clean yourself
up and come find me.
359
00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:00,324
Much work to do.
360
00:24:02,577 --> 00:24:05,511
Sh-Sh-Shall I summon
the boy to take notes?
361
00:24:07,222 --> 00:24:09,308
Don't bother. He's dead.
362
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,793
That's right. Quickly now!
363
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,056
Ivan!
364
00:24:35,415 --> 00:24:37,166
Why isn't this finished yet?
365
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,563
- It's a lot of books, Izzy.
- Work faster!
366
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,340
He wants no trace of
Stede's old dross.
367
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,136
Hey, boss, what
happened to your foot?
368
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:48,613
Blackbeard is himself again.
369
00:24:51,045 --> 00:24:52,087
Quicker!
370
00:24:53,071 --> 00:24:54,071
Quicker!
371
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:02,530
Mary... Mary.
372
00:25:03,661 --> 00:25:04,661
Hey.
373
00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:07,448
It's late. You've slept in.
374
00:25:09,329 --> 00:25:11,748
Did you make me
breakfast in bed?
375
00:25:11,773 --> 00:25:13,358
Uh, no, that was Doug.
376
00:25:13,391 --> 00:25:15,097
- Oh!
- Hello, love.
377
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,350
Thanks.
378
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,768
Hey, we've been talking
379
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,396
- and I think I've solved it.
- Solved what?
380
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,273
Well, solved might
be an overstatement.
381
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,942
Everything. Our
marriage, my return,
382
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,443
our newfound loves.
383
00:25:27,468 --> 00:25:28,594
There's just one hitch.
384
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:30,845
We need a corpse.
385
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,510
- I see.
- This needs to really sell.
386
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,192
They have to believe this
without a shadow of a doubt.
387
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:42,698
Besides, everyone's had a
go at killing me but me.
388
00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:44,012
I'd like a shot.
389
00:25:44,508 --> 00:25:46,521
And you're sure you
wanna renounce all claim
390
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,007
to your family's wealth?
You don't want anything?
391
00:25:49,211 --> 00:25:50,372
Not a cent.
392
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:57,031
Morning, Evelyn. I have a
bit of an exotic request.
393
00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,066
Want him to die fast or
slow? Or is it already done?
394
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,277
- Uh, no...
- I'm still here. Morning.
395
00:26:02,302 --> 00:26:04,681
- Ah.
- It's all right, Evvy. He knows.
396
00:26:04,706 --> 00:26:06,416
You know you're
killing her, right?
397
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:09,211
- We've discussed it.
- It's fine. We've... Yeah, we've talked about it.
398
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,279
Look, I'm really, really
trying to fix this.
399
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:13,265
Any help you can
give would be great.
400
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,090
What do you need?
401
00:26:15,298 --> 00:26:17,833
Do you have any, uh, extra
402
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,288
cor-corpses?
403
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,857
Perhaps, something in his size?
404
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,218
Ah, that's my son's
department. I'll check.
405
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,154
Melvin! Company!
406
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,654
Oh, that's just my kitten, Ned.
407
00:26:38,425 --> 00:26:41,886
- Would Ned be available this afternoon?
- Why do we need Ned?
408
00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:43,686
Trust me. I've got an idea.
409
00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:48,147
Gentlemen! Let's
make this special.
410
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:52,144
Edward is expecting a
wonderful talent show.
411
00:26:52,169 --> 00:26:53,872
Why couldn't we just
do it on the ship?
412
00:26:53,897 --> 00:26:55,382
Well, it wouldn't be
as special on that
413
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,908
dreary old ship, now would it?
414
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:59,529
Are, are you sure you
couldn't find Lucius?
415
00:27:00,005 --> 00:27:01,387
H-He loves this sort of thing.
416
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:02,622
He'll turn up.
417
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:03,806
Ship's not that big.
418
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,042
Tell Edward my special
skill is juggling...
419
00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:07,912
I think.
420
00:27:08,643 --> 00:27:09,643
Row.
421
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,090
Where's Jim?
422
00:27:11,115 --> 00:27:12,715
Oh, who knows?
423
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:16,744
Edward probably wanted to
discuss feelings or something.
424
00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,983
They'll be along shortly.
425
00:27:22,159 --> 00:27:25,287
- Be safe out there, Dizzy Izzy.
- Bye!
426
00:27:25,504 --> 00:27:26,614
See you later.
427
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,484
Blackbeard: I've had
my eye on you, Jim.
428
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,279
You're quite the specimen.
429
00:27:36,484 --> 00:27:37,860
You'd like to join my crew?
430
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,743
Aren't I already on your crew?
431
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:47,583
Mm-mm. No, uh, I'm
talking about my new crew.
432
00:27:49,115 --> 00:27:52,910
- Fuck's wrong with your face?
- I'll take that as a yes.
433
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:58,468
Next!
434
00:27:58,651 --> 00:28:01,270
Hey, Iz said you wanted to
435
00:28:01,953 --> 00:28:02,983
see me.
436
00:28:03,008 --> 00:28:05,813
Yes. I heard you can sew.
437
00:28:07,245 --> 00:28:08,245
Yep.
438
00:28:09,696 --> 00:28:10,780
Sew like the wind.
439
00:28:17,912 --> 00:28:20,039
So, you won't really be dead?
440
00:28:20,892 --> 00:28:23,145
No, it's all make-believe.
441
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,288
Like, like a play.
442
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,251
Exactly. Just like a play.
443
00:28:29,048 --> 00:28:30,570
I'm sorry it's come to this.
444
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,129
We've decided this
is just the best way
445
00:28:33,154 --> 00:28:34,656
to resolve the mess I've made.
446
00:28:35,907 --> 00:28:38,532
I know. Mother told me.
447
00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:41,211
I think it's pretty
sick, actually
448
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,405
in a good way.
449
00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:47,200
I mean, Mom was much
happier when you were gone.
450
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:50,501
Yeah.
451
00:28:53,772 --> 00:28:56,219
Oh, is this the orange?
452
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:58,129
I figured if I split it in half,
453
00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:00,985
then you could keep one
and I could keep the other.
454
00:29:01,831 --> 00:29:02,832
That's perfect.
455
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:05,949
Here's the pig's
blood you requested.
456
00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:08,608
- Oh.
- And everything in town's ready to go.
457
00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:10,657
Are you sure you're
gonna be all right?
458
00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:14,274
Yeah. I think
we'll all be great.
459
00:29:23,937 --> 00:29:26,064
How the hell we gettin'
this in that window?
460
00:29:26,108 --> 00:29:29,153
That's not our problem. They
just paid us to hoist it halfway.
461
00:29:40,508 --> 00:29:42,180
- Take a look.
- Oh my.
462
00:29:42,268 --> 00:29:45,535
- Well, this can't be good.
- Doug: Oh no.
463
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:48,204
It's very dangerous
and, uh, feral.
464
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:51,774
- So, let's keep our eyes peeled in case it shows up, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
465
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:56,571
Everyone, thanks so much for
helping me pack up my showing.
466
00:29:57,306 --> 00:29:58,657
Hello, all!
467
00:29:59,342 --> 00:30:03,888
As I'm sure you know, I, I made a
complete ass of myself last night.
468
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:07,223
And so, I would like
to publicly apologize
469
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:10,368
to my patient, lovely wife.
470
00:30:10,486 --> 00:30:11,758
I am sorry.
471
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,388
Stede, look out!
472
00:30:13,424 --> 00:30:16,594
- There's a jungle cat!
- The jungle cat!
473
00:30:18,744 --> 00:30:20,621
Stede!
474
00:30:20,798 --> 00:30:22,175
Stay where you are, my love!
475
00:30:22,219 --> 00:30:23,875
I'll handle this!
476
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,133
Who likes chicken?
477
00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,697
Look, it's a real snake.
478
00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:44,267
Does it feel like they're taking
an awful long time to come back?
479
00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,242
Yeah...
480
00:30:48,198 --> 00:30:49,992
Plus, it looks like
they're leavin'.
481
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:00,068
Farewell, Bonnet's playthings.
482
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:04,322
Hey... Hey!
483
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,712
On to the next.
484
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:15,666
Oh no.
485
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,632
Stop it!
486
00:31:22,657 --> 00:31:25,517
Oh! Oh!
487
00:31:25,736 --> 00:31:27,303
Ooh, there goes my arm!
488
00:31:27,328 --> 00:31:30,540
- Oh my god.
- Fight it, Stede. Fight it.
489
00:31:30,571 --> 00:31:33,115
Ohh!
490
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,556
You're a real pro, Ned.
491
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,066
It's been an honor.
492
00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:44,961
He's alive!
493
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,823
- Ohh!
- Oh!
494
00:31:47,848 --> 00:31:50,790
I'm fine! It's not
the creature's fault.
495
00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,095
I managed to calm
him in the end.
496
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:56,328
He was more scared of
me than I was of him.
497
00:31:56,353 --> 00:31:58,297
Stede, look out!
498
00:31:58,322 --> 00:32:00,044
Ahh!
499
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,472
No!
500
00:32:09,373 --> 00:32:10,598
Is he all right?
501
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:13,932
- Oh!
- Oh!
502
00:32:16,497 --> 00:32:18,207
He may have survived that.
503
00:32:24,429 --> 00:32:25,429
Jeffrey: No!
504
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,869
Now that's a fuckery.
505
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:04,066
He kept it to himself, but
Stede had been quite ill.
506
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,944
So, in some ways,
it's a blessing.
507
00:33:07,003 --> 00:33:09,184
This is how Stede
would've wanted to go.
508
00:33:10,006 --> 00:33:11,902
To Stede Bonnet.
509
00:33:12,136 --> 00:33:15,139
Complicated, hard-headed.
510
00:33:16,435 --> 00:33:19,033
Really quite
irritating at times...
511
00:33:20,274 --> 00:33:22,110
And now free.
512
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:26,005
Long may he roam.
513
00:35:11,492 --> 00:35:13,722
Oh, fuck me.
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