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Captain Stede: Just out
there, there was a whale,
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and it was being chased by
a whole bunch of sharks...
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Izzy: We've been almost a
fortnight aboard "The Revenge"...
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And I'm startin' to suspect
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that Edward has no intention
of ending Stede Bonnet's life.
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If I didn't know better...
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I'd say he's somehow become
seduced by this... imbecile.
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Ha-ha! Shall we
call this a draw?
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Never!
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Ah! Ooh! Bugger!
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You are improving,
though... Kinda.
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Yeah, well, it's been days since
I've cut myself on my sword.
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Oop, no, there we go. Damn.
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You know what, Stede?
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If you wanted, I could teach you
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a more advanced
trick of the trade.
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Oh yeah?
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Stab me.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, what's wrong? You scared?
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Take your sword, run me through.
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I don't think I wanna do that.
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No worries then.
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I'll just have to shoot you.
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- Ed, don't shoot me!
- Come on, mate!
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This is it. I'm gonna
shoot you in the face!
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- No!
- This is the life.
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Now, act... or die.
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- No!
- One!
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- Two! Three!
- Ahh!
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- Come at me, dog!
- Ah! Ahh!
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- Ya happy now, you...
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- Yeah.
- I stabbed you, you nut!
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You managed to avoid
all the important bits.
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- What?
- You see... gettin' run-through's an art.
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I've had it done to
me dozens of times.
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The key...
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Is to take the blade where
it does the least damage.
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- Science
tells us that all the useful organs
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are on the right
part of the body,
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so I cleverly took
the sword on the left.
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What... Is that right?
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- I mean, the, the liver.
- The liver?
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We don't even know
what that thing does.
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Well
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how-how does one... get it out?
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Let me see. Now, relax a little,
and then you just gently tug.
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You ready? And... go.
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- Yep, tug it.
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- Oh god!
- Little tug, little tug, tiny tug.
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Little, little tug. Ah, more!
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- Blackbeard: Ahh!
- Captain Stede: Ooh!
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Blackbeard: Keep
going. Keep... Yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
- My god.
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- Blackbeard: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Oh my god.
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Oh my god!
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And, finally, the man saw
who was driving the carriage.
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It was an elderly gentleman
with a hook... for a head!
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A hook for a head?
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How does that work?
H-How does he even eat?
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He doesn't eat. He's
got a hook for a head.
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- Does it even make sense?
- All: No.
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- How does he kiss?
- It doesn't kiss.
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- No one likes him.
- It's not scary at all.
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I bet Blackbeard
knows a scary story.
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What's the scariest thing
you've ever seen... sir?
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That's hard to say
because I don't feel fear.
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But... I think the scariest thing
I've ever seen would probably be
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the Kraken.
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The, the Kraken's
not real, though.
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I remember when I
used to think that.
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So, is the plan off?
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Yeah, I reckon we're not
killing this guy now.
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The plan is very much alive.
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- He promised me.
- It just seems that he's having an awfully nice time.
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I mean, look at him. He's
telling ghost stories.
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This is the most open and
available I've ever seen him.
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There I was... just a young
waif on a late-night walk.
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- There, I see an old drunkard
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stumbling home past
the old stone wall.
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And there, out of
the corner of my eye,
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I caught a glimpse of something
stirring in the brine,
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some sort of hideous creature.
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Its tentacles, they rise
up out of the water.
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And before I knew
it, it grabbed him.
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I tried to warn him,
but it was too late.
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The creature had him now,
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in his grasp,
flinging him around
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before wringing him out
like a fucking bar rag.
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And that poor wretch?
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That was my dad.
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Bruh. Kraken killed
Blackbeard's pa.
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The good news is,
my dad was a dick.
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And I learned
something that night:
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Fear is the most
powerful emotion.
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Turn your enemy's worst fear
against them, you'll own them.
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- I've often said that.
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I've definitely said that.
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Frenchie: Maybe you
said it on your own.
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Yeah, I may, uh, you... Yeah.
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I may have been on my own.
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But on that note
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how do you... go about
tapping into an enemy's fear?
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You really want to know?
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Yeah, I think we'd
all be curious.
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- Right, gang?
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Well, maybe, I will
tell you, someday.
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But be careful what
you ask your God for...
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She might just answer.
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- Captain! Avast ye!
- Ooh!
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There's somethin' witchy afoot!
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What?! What, what
you talking about?
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Witchy?!
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How?!
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Never known a fog like this.
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It's abnormal.
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Tastes abnormal, too.
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I suppose it is a tad off.
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Anyone seen Blackbeard?
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- Blackbeard: Over here, child.
- Oh god. He's there!
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- Agh!
- Ow, you bit me! What the fuck?!
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I thought you were
the demon, boy!
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Or am I here?
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What?
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- Flee and
survive, or face me and burn!
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Every man for himself!
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Oh, whoa, hey, okay!
Boys, give it a rest!
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We've got a man overboard!
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Ugh, it's a bit too
much atmosphere anyway.
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It's my fault, boss!
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It's all an illusion! Brilliant!
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Exactly. Or as I like to
call it, The Art of Fuckery.
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Sorry, laddie. Ye triggered
my fight or bite response.
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Why do I have a splinter?
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Oh... that'll be from
me "summer" teef.
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- Some are teef.
- Oh my god.
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Some ain't.
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- May I have a word?
- Captain Stede: It's a bit like theater isn't it, Ed?
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The Theater of Fear.
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Ha! "Theater of
Fear." Love that.
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His name is Blackbeard, dog!
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Well, I'll leave you to it.
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It looks like there's
trouble in paradise.
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Can you get up here and
let me out of this thing?
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- I can't feel my balls.
- But, but we need to talk.
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What the fuck you doin' with
your head between my legs?
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- Stop. Unbuckle the fuckin'...
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- No, you're tightening it! No, shut up! Up on top here.
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- That's my... no, that's my hips.
- That's it! That is it!
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You seem to know everything about
everything in the whole fuckin' world!
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Blackbeard: Izzy!
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Izzy!
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Izzy!
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That was embarrassing!
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You left me hangin' up there for
20 minutes. Not bloody optimal.
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What the fuck's all this?
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Do you remember your policy
about pets aboard your vessel?
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Pets? Yeah. No pets.
They befoul the ship.
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Ivan: You know
what else you said?
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You said the love of a
pet makes a man weak.
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- I said that?
- Yeah, when I joined your crew,
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you made me put my dog down.
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Yeah, okay, well, yeah,
vaguely... remember that.
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So, here's the rub:
Me and the boys,
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we think you've begun to view.
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Bonnet as a sort of a pet.
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- Mm-hm.
- Hm.
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Izzy: You're in
too deep, Edward.
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Best thing to do
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- end it quick.
- Yeah.
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The longer you wait,
the harder it gets...
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They're just pets.
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It's all right, Fangy.
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He's up in doggy
heaven now, mate.
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Yeah, but we go to
different heavens!
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He goes to doggy heaven.
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I'll happily end it.
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No.
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It's my mess. I'll do it.
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Maybe while he's doing
something he loves.
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Captain Stede:
Oh, there you are!
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Hey, according to Buttons,
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we should cross paths with a Dutch
merchant ship tomorrow night.
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I thought we could take it
through a bit of Fuckery.
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Oh, mate, that's a
bit advanced for you.
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A good Fuckery takes
ages to develop.
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Izzy: As much as I
hate to admit it,
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Captain Bonnet's theatrical
instincts are finely honed.
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He's more than up
to the challenge.
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Well, thank you.
Maybe I misjudged you.
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Let's do it!
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Lucius! We've got a
Fuckery on our hands!
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What are you doing? You
know he's not up for this.
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Oh, of course not,
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but he would be doing
something he loved.
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It's time, Edward.
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Send him to doggy heaven.
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Storytelling. Tell
me a story. Go.
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- Me?
- Yes, engage me. Go!
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On the day I was born,
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- the rain looked just like blood...
- Boring! Next!
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I yearn to make sweet
love to the sea...
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Whoa, way too personal!
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Go.
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- Ah...
- Come on, spit it out!
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- I have one.
- Terrible.
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All of these stories
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are very bad. Thankfully,
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we do have a Master of Horror,
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one William Shakespeare,
at our disposal.
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What if I hack up a
dummy with an axe?
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Maybe have like... meat and
guts and stuff comin' out of it.
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I once witnessed a man eatin'
another man's face once.
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That was pretty vulgar.
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That's actually
quite a cheap scare.
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I'm thinking more along
the lines of psychological.
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- I've always wanted to sing.
- Singing's not scary.
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Well, maybe it doesn't
always have to be scary.
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Maybe, sometimes, it can be
an expression of ourselves.
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Anyone smell that? Kinda like
a... a dead person smell?
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- Oh, Lord above.
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Black Pete: Oh my god.
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My finger feels like fires.
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All right, this rehearsal
is already a disaster.
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Let's take 20. Get
him to the infirmary,
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and that's a taut 20.
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Fuck... Fuck!
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I got his head, I got
his head, I got his head.
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Get around, I'll hold him here.
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You're a doctor? I
thought you were the cook.
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Mm, knives are
knives, meat's meat.
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Seems to me the best move
here is... amputation.
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Oh, for God's sake!
He's a visual artist.
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You can't cut the
boy's little fingies.
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Level with us, man.
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- There's no better option?
- Not in my professional opinion.
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- Hold him down.
- Okay.
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I'll whack it off in one
go. Or two. Or three.
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- What's happening? Am I dead?
- Uh, no, no, no, baby.
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No! No!
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- It's just a dream!
- Black Pete: Hey, where are you goin'...
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This is all a dream. Come back!
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Muse, why have you forsaken me?
245
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:26,174
Izzy: How goes the Fuckery?
246
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,912
What are you doing in here?
247
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,219
I've just been takin'
in your library.
248
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,279
What a perverse misuse of space.
249
00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:40,997
Still, it's a nice room.
Lots of possibilities.
250
00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:43,037
Yes, well, I
designed it for flow.
251
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,442
So, if you'd kindly piss
off, the Fuckery's canceled.
252
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,800
You can't cancel it.
253
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:51,937
I went out on a limb for
you, you little shit.
254
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:55,278
Not my problem. Why'd you
even do it in the first place?
255
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:59,078
Because it's my job to make
sure that Edward is content.
256
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,044
And he adores you.
257
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,685
Why, I'll never
know, but... he does.
258
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,661
So, plumb the depths, man.
259
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:16,569
Perform... like it's
your last day on Earth.
260
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,670
- You're doin' the... He's gonna...
261
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,205
Captain Stede: Hello.
262
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,583
I'd like to apologize for
my, my behavior earlier.
263
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:32,623
As total as my theatrical
knowledge may be,
264
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,614
- I did forget the most important thing.
- Oh, to be interesting?
265
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,681
Company.
266
00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:38,717
We are a company.
267
00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:43,130
Um, and so, this work
is a shared vision.
268
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,858
Now, we've only got a couple of
hours to put this thing together.
269
00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:48,285
Yeah, we've already figured
it out, actually, mostly.
270
00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:51,339
- What?
- Yeah, we figured out a bunch of, like, really scary stuff.
271
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,015
- Yeah.
- And I'm going to sing.
272
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,642
Yeah, right, The
Swede's gonna sing.
273
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,236
Anyways, it's
gonna be excellent.
274
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:58,168
The one thing we haven't
got is the finale.
275
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,140
Hm, I may have something.
276
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,578
Something that'll
really plumb the depths.
277
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,645
You're a killer, bro.
You're a fuckin' killer.
278
00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:13,534
So kill!
279
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,868
- Uh, Mr. Blackbeard, sir?
- Yeah?
280
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,495
Uh, we'll be approaching
the vessel in a few moments,
281
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,764
and Captain wanted me to
show you to your seat.
282
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:30,870
All right. Let's do this.
283
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,605
So, Captain figures that
284
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,083
this will be the
best view for you
285
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,776
for when they come aboard.
286
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,146
- When they come aboard?
- Yeah.
287
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,281
No, no. Aren't we supposed
to be raiding them?
288
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,492
Yeah, he's reimagined
things a bit, all right?
289
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:53,074
290
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,864
Appears abandoned, right?
291
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,267
Yeah, I mean, seems
like it, right?
292
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,969
All: Yeah, yeah.
293
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,539
Well, let's go have a look.
294
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:11,310
Hello? Anybody home?
295
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,779
Only us spirits
296
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:18,617
from the wretched, burning
depths of Hades, methinks!
297
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,986
The Swede: What is
wrong, Nederlandska?
298
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,622
Have you stumbled onto something
299
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:27,826
beyond your
comprehension? Ha-ha!
300
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:32,619
Um, are those supposed
to be the same guys?
301
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,434
With very different
hairstyles, no?
302
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:40,406
I am a witch, and
this is my cat!
303
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,782
Ooh, hey! The
opening went great.
304
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,818
- I thought I heard laughter.
- Oh, no. That was screams.
305
00:15:53,128 --> 00:15:55,808
- Oh, here they come. Watch this.
306
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,531
I'm the
Black Cat of Death.
307
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,407
- Captain, look!
308
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,684
Hello? What is happening here?
309
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,409
Terrifying, isn't it?
310
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:22,479
Yeah, man, it's...
scary as hell.
311
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,358
Have mercy!
312
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,964
Ooh!
313
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,199
They can't cut off my finger
314
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,900
if there's no finger to cut off.
315
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,177
Shit, that was incredible.
316
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,079
- How'd you do that?
- I don't know.
317
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,914
I'll have to ask
the little bugger.
318
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,489
- Oh, this is my cue.
- Is that The Swede?
319
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,658
Yeah, that's our
little Nordic angel.
320
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,061
Keep watching. Big
finale coming up.
321
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:13,657
It would appear the siren's
song has awoken a beast!
322
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,001
Not mere whale nor shark.
323
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,921
'Tis the greatest
terror of the sea!
324
00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:21,315
The Kraken!
325
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,075
Enough nonsense!
326
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,926
- Blackbeard!
- Ooh!
327
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:44,029
- Blackbeard! Blackbeard!
328
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,872
-Abandon
ship! Abandon ship!
329
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:57,142
- Black Cat of Death!
- Good pussycat!
330
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:01,113
- Bravo, Wee John! Bravo.
331
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,250
Edward? You all right?
332
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,288
- Edward?
333
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,940
Slop!
334
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:15,120
You want to tell me why
that's all you ever cook?
335
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,263
It's what we can afford.
336
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,569
I gotta get out of here.
337
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,910
Captain Stede: Edward!
338
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,580
Ed?
339
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,255
The Kraken didn't kill my dad.
340
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,091
I did.
341
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,608
I'm the Kraken.
342
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,870
If I'm honest... I haven't
killed another man since.
343
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,473
Not personally.
344
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:08,370
I mean... I have seen
you maim some people.
345
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,016
Maiming's different.
Love a good maim.
346
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,428
But... I always
outsource the big job.
347
00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:20,231
And tonight...
348
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:24,271
I'm supposed to kill... you.
349
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:27,899
Oh.
350
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:31,013
I was supposed to
burn off your face,
351
00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:34,584
and take your identity.
352
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,242
And, um
353
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,379
is that still on the cards, or?
354
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,221
You don't belong
in doggy heaven.
355
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,157
Doggy heaven?
356
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,544
Is that a pirate term, or?
357
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,767
I'm not a good person, Stede.
358
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,779
That's why I don't
have any friends.
359
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,740
Hey... I'm your friend.
360
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,879
- No.
- Listen, what if
361
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,447
what if we just pretended that
362
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,449
whole murder idea
never happened?
363
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,122
We could?
364
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,193
I mean, I could... if you could.
365
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,797
I think I might like that.
366
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,400
I would love that.
367
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:41,907
Thank you.
368
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,285
Bravo, everyone!
369
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:57,122
So, uh, Blackbeard,
what did you think?
370
00:20:57,222 --> 00:21:00,125
Wonderful Fuckery.
Scared the pants off me.
371
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,327
I thought Blackbeard
didn't feel fear.
372
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,963
- And I didn't, until today.
- Whoa.
373
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,051
And you, what a voice!
374
00:21:07,076 --> 00:21:10,502
- Me? Oh, come on. Don't tease me.
- Uh-huh.
375
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,938
Oh, he's not teasing. You
sounded like an angel.
376
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,240
- Well done.
377
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,743
And Lucius! Quite the feat.
378
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,645
- Even though it was his hand.
379
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:22,272
- Where is he?
- Shh. He's asleep.
380
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,585
Stede Bonnet! Draw your weapon.
381
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,740
- No, Izzy, we're not doing this.
- No, you're not doin' this,
382
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,324
so I must.
383
00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:37,763
Stede fuckin' Bonnet...
384
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,935
I fuckin' challenge
you to a fuckin' duel.
385
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,209
- Well, I accept your challenge.
386
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,811
Uh, he's really pretty good.
387
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,013
Stede, be careful. He
does know his shit.
388
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,449
As do I. You've taught me well.
389
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,271
Not that well.
390
00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:00,691
Right.
391
00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:03,855
I'm assuming standard
duel rules apply.
392
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,912
What are those exactly?
393
00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:09,552
Let's make it
interesting, shall we?
394
00:22:10,115 --> 00:22:11,958
The loser is banished
from the ship
395
00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,333
if they're not dead.
396
00:22:16,243 --> 00:22:18,945
Come on. Give a man a warning.
397
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,173
That was your warning.
398
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,996
- Come on, Cap.
- Psych him out. That's it. Nice. Wiggle the hips.
399
00:22:25,021 --> 00:22:26,311
Nice, Captain.
400
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,679
Good, yes!
401
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,556
Frenchie: Oh, you cheeky bitch.
402
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,092
Yield or die.
403
00:22:41,348 --> 00:22:43,804
I choose... this. Aaah!
404
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:47,232
- Oh!
405
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:49,434
- Do it now!
- Ha-ha!
406
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:52,262
No! Stab him! For fuck's sake.
407
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,736
Frenchie: Come on, Captain!
408
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,178
Ah... Ah!
409
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,715
So, it looks like
we've arrived, Bonnet.
410
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,563
The end of the road.
411
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,526
All right... let's
call it a draw.
412
00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:16,928
Nah, I'm good.
413
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,766
- Ooh!
414
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,818
Did I do it right?
415
00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:30,201
He missed all the
important bits.
416
00:23:35,906 --> 00:23:37,408
This mast
417
00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:41,295
it's made from the finest
cherry wood in Brazil.
418
00:23:41,428 --> 00:23:45,599
- It's rather strong, actually.
- Shut up!
419
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:50,518
Don't you ever shut
up, you rancid rat!
420
00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:56,003
Well, now, Mr. Hands.
421
00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:59,938
Reckon he's rendered
your sword inoperable.
422
00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:03,699
- By dueling tradition, that means...
- Stede wins!
423
00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,828
In your face, Jizzy!
424
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:12,951
Aaaaah!
425
00:24:14,443 --> 00:24:15,821
Well played, Cap'n.
426
00:24:19,576 --> 00:24:21,660
Thanks, Buttons.
427
00:24:21,685 --> 00:24:23,286
So, is this it then?
428
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,430
You're actually allowing this?
429
00:24:25,455 --> 00:24:26,956
You shouldn't've dueled him, Iz!
430
00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:28,433
We could've worked this out.
431
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,502
You will rue this day, Edward.
432
00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:34,199
You will rue it long and
you will rue it hard.
433
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,998
Hey... made you a
sandwich for the trip.
434
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:39,546
- Ivan: Hey!
435
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:45,050
- I would've eaten that.
- A fucking pox on all of you.
436
00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,718
Well, that's that.
437
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:54,302
Not for nothing, but that
guy really is a dick, huh?
438
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:58,029
- Thank you.
439
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:05,303
Today... we commit a piece of
our beloved Lucius to the sea.
440
00:25:06,604 --> 00:25:08,573
Begone, you foul thing!
441
00:25:08,627 --> 00:25:11,330
- A tad inelegant.
442
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:14,679
He could've skimmed it like
a stone or something festive.
443
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:16,990
So.
444
00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:19,364
Uh, listen.
445
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:23,054
I, I thought I was
gonna lose you.
446
00:25:23,229 --> 00:25:25,165
Oh yeah. Well, you nearly did
447
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,750
'cause I had a really
bad infection, so.
448
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,093
Exactly.
449
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,396
And, uh, and
450
00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:35,146
death, you know...
I'm used to death,
451
00:25:35,171 --> 00:25:40,205
but, um... but not,
um... your death.
452
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,941
Uh, so, anyway,
453
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,368
I, uh, made this for you.
454
00:25:45,595 --> 00:25:49,632
It looks like a thumb,
but... it's a finger.
455
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,521
I whittled it. It's, it's dumb.
456
00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:53,747
You don't have to wear it.
457
00:25:58,423 --> 00:25:59,646
I love it.
458
00:26:00,557 --> 00:26:02,552
And I didn't know you whittled.
459
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,630
There's a lot you
don't know about me.
460
00:26:06,653 --> 00:26:08,357
Actually, that's kind of it.
461
00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:16,012
- You good?
- I, I would love it out.
462
00:26:16,037 --> 00:26:19,223
The, uh, um, I...
I'll go get someone.
463
00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:20,490
- Please.
- You keep breathin'.
464
00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:21,613
- Thank you. Please.
- Okay.
465
00:26:21,638 --> 00:26:22,781
It's been a while.
466
00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:37,591
So, I was thinking, um,
should we serve food?
467
00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:39,729
Be a whole other revenue
stream, you know?
468
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:43,635
- A theme night, or maybe Singles Night...
- Shut the fuck up.
469
00:26:43,672 --> 00:26:45,240
I don't pay you to think.
470
00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:48,335
Food means kitchen,
menus, waitstaff.
471
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,308
You think I wanna
mess with a waitstaff?
472
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,744
You think Jackie don't have
enough overhead as it is?
473
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,747
I've a more lucrative
proposal in mind.
474
00:27:01,670 --> 00:27:03,099
If you're open to it.
475
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,925
Get this man a drink.
475
00:27:08,305 --> 00:28:08,20734553
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