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All right!
My Bobby's going off to college.
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I'm not going off
to college, Lin.
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You don't have the grades!
I'm-I'm just going
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to the college
to fill in for Pepe,
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cooking at the fraternity
house for a week.
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Aw, you're gonna have
so much fun.
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Yeah, I don't really see what's
fun about being ordered around
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by a bunch of frat boys.
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I can explain it.
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That's okay, Tina.
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All I know is
we need the cash.
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So I'm doing it.
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Well, you're gonna
miss me hosting
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one of Gretchen's
LadyGood parties.
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What are "lady goods"?
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I don't know.
Makeup?
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Tampons and
pony saddles?
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Breast organizers?
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Okay, well, guess I'd better
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go feed Chad and Trip
and Chip and Skip
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and all the other rich kids.
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You say that
like we're not rich.
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Wait, Dad.
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Are we not rich?
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Hi.
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I'm the cook.
I'm filling in for Pepe?
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Uh, looks
like you guys got TP'd.
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Yeah, the Alpha House
likes to prank us.
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Joke's on them, though.
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Free toilet paper for us!
Oh, yeah.
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Tough to roll it
back up, though.
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I'm the Beta president.
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They call me Pud.
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Oh, okay, Pud. I'm Bob.
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That's Hefty Jeff... he's
the fraternity historian.
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Oh, uh, that's a thing?
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Ask me anything
about the history of this frat.
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Uh, okay.
When was it founded?
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Crap. Ask me something else.
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I'm Turd.
Put her there.
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Hey, Turd.
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So Turd, Pud,
um, Hefty Jeff.
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This is, uh...
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a nice place you got here.
Thank you.
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I mean, the sofa is
upside down, but...
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That's for hiding.
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And forts!
Yeah.
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Okay. So, I'm guessing
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this isn't
the top fraternity on campus.
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Oh, no.
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Our motto is
"If you rushed us,
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you'd be pledged by now."
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Hey, worked on me.
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We haze with hugs.
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Some good huggers
in this group.
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Girls never come here.
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How we doing, ladies?
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Let's give it up for Linda
for hosting
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tonight's LadyGoods party!
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Stop it.
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Now that everyone's hammered,
let's look at the product line.
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Do you think it's appropriate
to have the children here?
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Why wouldn't it
be appropriate?
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Our money's as green
as yours, toots!
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Our first LadyGood
is called the Joie de Vibe,
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which we all know
is French for "fun."
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Ha, ho! I don't know
what that thing is,
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but the look on Mom's face
is hilarious!
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I'll buy it!
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Okay, kids. Come on.
Go to your room now.
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Yeah, go to your room, guys.
You, too, missy.
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What? Come on. Out now. Oh, man!
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Grown-up stuff is going on! Ah...
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- Okay. I love it!
- I want a magic
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vibrating club just
like any other boy!
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- Yeah. All right.
- Yeah!
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Bob, this burger
is superb.
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What'd you put
in there? Spices?
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Uh, a few.
You deserve a beer.
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Follow me
to the Fellowship Room.
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♪ Fellowship Room!
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Fellowship Room!
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So... fellowship basically
means drinking.
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And drinking
games.
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Like Beer Beer Goose.
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What's the "Slowhand
Crooner Corner"?
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Oof,
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Slowhand.
Yeah, seriously.
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Someone's got to tell him he
graduated a million years ago.
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Now, now, Hefty
Jeff, Turd.
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Slowhand is a very
generous Beta alum.
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He buys us stuff like
that karaoke machine.
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Uh, and what's that?
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Beta! Beta! Beta!
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That's Beta.
Yeah, I got that.
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Beta was the house
iguana from '67 to '86.
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Only a true brother
may drink from him.
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You drink from him?
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I ate Indian food
out of him once.
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You're not supposed to.
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We're out upstairs.
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Oh, hey, Bob.
Did you drive here?
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Uh, yeah. Why?
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Maybe it's time to
"go to the library."
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Tonight?
We're supposed to wait.
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Bob can drive. And we're
the perfect level of drunk.
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To go to the library? Yeah.
Could you give us a ride to campus?
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I can't drive at night
'cause I don't have a car.
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Okay.
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Moving on, this one is called
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Here Comes the Sun.
It's solar-powered
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so you leave it on
your porch all day.
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Any takers? No?
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Okay.
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Linda. Linda.
What, what, what?
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I'm dying here.
This crowd is all
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married, boring people who suck.
You got to help me.
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What? No. I can't sell anything. I can't s...
You'll be fine, you'll be fine.
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Linda swears by this thing,
don't you, Linda?
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You know, because of
your problems with your husband?
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Yeah! Uh, Bob's got
a condition
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that makes him,
uh, sex bad.
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My husband's
got that.
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It's called being
married for 20 years.
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Being married
for 20 years!
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She says being married!
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Ah...
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I'll take the one with
the hand crank, for camping.
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Okay! Who wants more wine?
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So, where's the library?
It's just up ahead.
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I'm really nervous.
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The library must be different
than how I'm imagining it.
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Stop here.
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Okay, uh, this isn't
the library. At all.
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Hey, would you mind
waiting here?
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And keep
the engine running.
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What are they doing
with that fish
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and that air
conditioner?
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Oh. They're putting the fish
in the air conditioner.
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That's a good prank. Kind of.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, we did it!
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Everybody,
be cool! Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
Evening, sir.
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Evening, uh, Officer.
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I'm, uh, teaching a class
on, um...
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creative... driving.
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Creative driving?
Yeah,
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it's a special, um...
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Elective. elective.
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Pass-fail.
It's pass-fail, but that's...
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unnecessary information.
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You're
an adjunct professor. I got it.
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All right. Have a good
class, Professor.
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Really?
Go, go, go, go!
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Bob, you're a hero.
You made the prank.
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You're a sick old man.
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Is that a good thing?
Yes!
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Gentlemen, I think Bob
deserves a beer.
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Uh, you just gave me one,
so I'm good.
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I didn't finish.
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Bob deserves a beer...
out of Beta.
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Beta, Beta, Beta!
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Wow, really?
Are-are you sure?
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I mean, that's
disgusting, t...
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Beta, Beta!
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Wow. Which end do I drink from?
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Dealer's choice.
Uh, I guess I'll-I'll do mouth.
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You don't know what you're
missing from the butt, Bob.
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All right, I'll do butt.
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Oh, my God. I just drank
from a lizard's butt!
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Reload!
No, no, no. I'm good, guys.
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I'm good.
Well, maybe one more.
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♪ Every time I scratch my nails
down someone else's back ♪
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♪ I hope you feel it
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♪ Do you feel it?!
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Betas!
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Yeah, give me the lizard again!
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I'll go get it!
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You're off to
the frat house already?
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Yeah, the guys are playing
Beer Beer Goose,
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so I'm gonna
make lunch. You know,
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now I kind of regret
not going to college.
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You regret not going
to college? Come on.
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It's not like you ended up
flipping burgers.
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Oh, wait...
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Why don't you take
the kids with you?
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A house full of boys?
I can't go. I have plans.
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Just kidding.
Let's go.
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Hey! There he is!
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Everybody, Bob's here!
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Uh, hey, guys.
I brought my kids.
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This is great. I can't not
step on cold pizza.
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Upside-down couch for hiding?
And forts.
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This is the biggest
man-cave ever.
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And Tina's going spelunking.
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Hey, Bob.
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Slowhand's here.
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Slowhand?
Oh, oh, the alum?
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Yeah, he's in the bathroom.
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Shh, guys, I think he's coming.
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Comin' back from the bathroom
entrance music!
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Dr. Yap? I thought
I'd never see you again
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until my next
dental appointment.
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You're Slowhand?
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Bob, what are
you doing here?
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I'm filling in
for the cook.
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Oh, great, great.
Hi, kids.
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How are you doing?
Are you flossing, Beana?
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Yap, yap, yap, yap.
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Hey, you signed up
for the Slowhand Memories Tour?
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Actually, I should get
into the kitchen.
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Leaving now!
Keep up!
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and that's where I had
my first French hug.
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That's where you
feel a girl's armpits.
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We done, Yap? We've hit
every room in the house.
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Not every room.
Behind this very door
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are Betas' greatest
treasures,
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our darkest mysteries
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and our washer-dryer.
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Pause for laughter.
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Only brothers may enter
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the Room of Secrets,
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Secrets, Secrets, Secrets.
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Shh.
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You kids want to
see inside, huh?
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Sure.
No! What did I tell you?
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Brothers only.
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Okay, Yap, we get it.
Moving on.
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Last stop. That was the last stop.
You said that was the last stop.
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Yap, yap, yap, yap.
One more. There's one more thing.
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Yeah, the best way to keep your
secrets hidden is to put 'em
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in a room labeled
"Room Of Secrets."
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Damn it!
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And finally, the Beta House
Wall of Honor.
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Hey, wait a second. What's this?
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Whoa, Hefty Jeff,
you framed that already?
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I'm the house historian.
His dad owns a frame shop.
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Slowhand,
calm down.
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No, you calm down, Pud!
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You let a non-brother
drink out of Beta?!
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And he crooned in my
Crooner Corner? "B" to the "S"!
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It's okay. Bob helped us prank
the crap out of the Alphas.
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You'll prank with these guys
but you won't prank with us?
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We put the dead fish
in their AC.
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What?! That was my prank!
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Why wasn't I in on my prank?
251
00:08:42,962 --> 00:08:44,395
You should have called me!
252
00:08:44,396 --> 00:08:46,297
I put my number in all
of your cell phones.
253
00:08:46,332 --> 00:08:48,967
Bob had a car, the fish
was starting to smell...
254
00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:50,234
I bought that fish!
255
00:08:50,235 --> 00:08:51,736
That's why when I have a fish
256
00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,738
I write my name on it
in permanent marker.
257
00:08:53,739 --> 00:08:56,307
Sorry, Yap.
I didn't know it was your fish.
258
00:08:56,308 --> 00:08:57,742
You're right, Slowhand,
we screwed up.
259
00:08:57,743 --> 00:08:59,410
If you want to take time off
from hanging out here,
260
00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:01,145
we would understand.
261
00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,681
No, that won't be necessary.
The important thing is
262
00:09:03,682 --> 00:09:06,084
you guys finally sacked up
and pranked those Alphas.
263
00:09:06,085 --> 00:09:08,619
Yeah, Operation Bob-Fish
was a huge success.
264
00:09:08,654 --> 00:09:10,521
Yap-Fish! It was a Yap-Fish!
265
00:09:10,556 --> 00:09:12,590
History will say it was a Bob-Fish.
266
00:09:12,591 --> 00:09:14,387
I'm so proud of my dad.
267
00:09:14,393 --> 00:09:15,693
That stuff about Bob's problems
268
00:09:15,694 --> 00:09:16,894
in the bedroom
269
00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:19,163
was great. You are
a natural saleswoman.
270
00:09:19,164 --> 00:09:21,032
Thanks! Selling's easy.
You just tell lies
271
00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:22,667
about your husband
and you're all set.
272
00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:24,102
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Throw it all out. What?
273
00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:26,437
Different crowd. See
that woman crying over there?
274
00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,506
Yeah.
The one with too much eye shadow.
275
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,908
Oh, it's awful. No, I know.
Anyway, she just got dumped.
276
00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:32,176
You tell me why.
277
00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,745
Aw. Her friends
threw her this party.
278
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,413
Right. Think you got
an angle for her?
279
00:09:35,414 --> 00:09:37,248
Maybe. Yes.
I don't know.
280
00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:38,516
Good. Save it.
Okay.
281
00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:40,251
Let's go sell
some sex toys!
282
00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:42,420
Ow. Ow.
What? And Linda? Here.
283
00:09:42,421 --> 00:09:44,422
Your own Pleasureologist coat.
284
00:09:44,423 --> 00:09:46,891
Aw! Welcome to
the Pleasureologist family.
285
00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:49,527
Hey. Listen, sweetie.
286
00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:51,262
I just broke up, too.
Huh?
287
00:09:51,263 --> 00:09:53,765
Yeah. I broke up with my
husb... my boyfriend.
288
00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:55,433
Oh, yeah?
Bob. Jerk.
289
00:09:55,434 --> 00:09:57,602
But guess what.
I found somebody better.
290
00:09:57,603 --> 00:10:00,605
The Sneaky Pete! Oh, hi,
it's nice to meet you.
291
00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:02,140
What's your name?
292
00:10:02,141 --> 00:10:04,375
I'm Susan.
Susan, hi.
293
00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:05,375
Hi, Pete.
294
00:10:05,377 --> 00:10:06,444
I like you, Susan.
295
00:10:06,445 --> 00:10:08,246
I got a crush on you.
296
00:10:08,247 --> 00:10:10,181
I never felt
this way before.
297
00:10:10,215 --> 00:10:12,884
I want to go home with you
with your bedside drawer
298
00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:15,186
and live there forever.
299
00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,721
Oh, now she's smilin'.
300
00:10:16,722 --> 00:10:18,790
We got another one!
Tell her about the holster.
301
00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,291
Dad,
what do you think the frat boys
302
00:10:20,325 --> 00:10:22,460
keep in their
Room of Secrets?
303
00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:25,430
I don't know, Tina, but whatever
it is, it attracts ants.
304
00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:27,632
Well, don't you worry.
Today we're getting in
305
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:28,966
or Gene dies trying.
306
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,967
You got it!
307
00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:31,269
Guys, you heard Dr. Yap.
308
00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:33,371
That room is off-limits
to non-brothers.
309
00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:35,406
You're not a brother.
I'm basically a brother.
310
00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,475
I'm more of a brother
than you are, Gene.
311
00:10:37,476 --> 00:10:39,110
You've never even
touched the iguana!
312
00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:42,046
I drank from its ass!
Are you okay, Dad?
313
00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:45,216
I just... I like those
guys. And-and they like me.
314
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,919
And it's not just
because we're always drunk.
315
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,321
Oh, my God.
316
00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:52,190
Dr. Yap! What happened here?
317
00:10:52,191 --> 00:10:53,958
The Alphas hit us, man!
318
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,493
They got us, man!
319
00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:57,228
Pretty hard, bro!
320
00:10:57,262 --> 00:10:59,464
This could be payback
for Operation Bob-Fish.
321
00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:00,765
Yap-Fish.
322
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:03,167
And the worst thing is
they took...
323
00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:04,469
they took...
324
00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:06,270
A long, hard look
at your lifestyle?
325
00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,305
No!
326
00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:08,639
They took Beta!
327
00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:12,610
Beta!
328
00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:17,200
No!
329
00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:19,602
I want everyone to see
what the Alphas did to me.
330
00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:21,004
What happened,
Slowhand?
331
00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:23,339
I just came by the house
with a new karaoke CD...
332
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,607
Steady Rocking Booty Jams.
333
00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:25,975
Volume Two.
334
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:28,878
Suddenly,
the Alpha president barged in
335
00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:30,613
with his foot soldiers.
336
00:11:30,614 --> 00:11:32,849
First they held me down
and shaved me,
337
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,817
then they flung me over here,
338
00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:36,786
and shoved me over there,
339
00:11:36,787 --> 00:11:38,521
and beat up my face!
340
00:11:38,522 --> 00:11:40,290
And then they took Beta!
341
00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:43,126
Oh, and they left this.
342
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,528
No, no, no, no, no!
343
00:11:45,562 --> 00:11:47,397
Friggin' Alphas!
344
00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:48,665
They have no respect
for anything!
345
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,199
I'm gonna go pee
out the window.
346
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,567
You pee out the window?
347
00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:53,269
I'm going to college!
348
00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:54,337
Poor Beta.
349
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,638
You drank out
of his butt.
350
00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:56,906
What are the
standards here?
351
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,975
In my day, if the Alphas hit us,
352
00:11:58,976 --> 00:12:01,144
we hit 'em back twice as hard!
353
00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:03,780
Brothers, this is war.
354
00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:06,015
And if that means I need to move
back into the house
355
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,084
for the foreseeable future,
so be it.
356
00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:09,752
And it does mean that.
357
00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:11,020
Oh...
okay.
358
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,322
Get my room ready, Turd!
I'm in.
359
00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:13,556
Not... I mean,
not to move in.
360
00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,358
But to help.
We won't...
361
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,693
probably won't
need you at all, Bob.
362
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,328
I'll do...
I'll do whatever.
363
00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:20,163
I'm in it for the
long haul, brothers!
364
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:21,864
Yeah, we need Bob
now more than ever!
365
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,032
Yeah!
Bob's one of us!
366
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,067
All right, it's...
367
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,668
All right, it's fine.
368
00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:27,203
Thanks, Bob. You're in.
Let's get 'em!
369
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:29,372
Yeah! Let's get 'em! Yeah!
370
00:12:29,406 --> 00:12:30,707
Yeah, go get 'em!
371
00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:32,008
Take your time,
372
00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,543
don't come back for a while!
373
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,777
Betas!
374
00:12:34,778 --> 00:12:38,047
Room of Secrets,
time to spill your guts!
375
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,885
♪ Pranking, pranking, pranking
376
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,321
♪ Pranking, pranking,
pranking ♪
377
00:12:45,356 --> 00:12:46,723
♪ Pranking, pranking, pranking
♪ Oh, no ♪
378
00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:48,524
♪ Pranking, pranking,
pranking ♪
379
00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,893
♪ Pranking, pranking, pranking
380
00:12:50,928 --> 00:12:53,262
♪ Pranking, pranking, pranking
♪ Splat ♪
381
00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:54,797
♪ Pranking, pranking,
pranking ♪
382
00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:57,066
♪ Pranking, pranking, pranking
♪ No, Beta ♪
383
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,735
♪ Pranking, pranking,
pranking ♪
384
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,503
♪ Prank, prank, prank,
prank, prank, prank ♪
385
00:13:00,537 --> 00:13:02,238
♪ In the hole ♪
386
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,073
♪ Prank, prank
387
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,476
♪ Prank, prank, prank, prank
♪ Gotcha. ♪
388
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:09,112
"Due to reports
of property damage,
389
00:13:09,113 --> 00:13:13,983
"Beta Upsilon Pi fraternityis.
390
00:13:13,984 --> 00:13:15,885
Signed, Dean Dixon."
391
00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:18,087
Stupid Dean Dixon!
I hate that guy!
392
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,455
Is it a guy?
393
00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:20,790
He's the dean.
He's nice.
394
00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,592
Well, probation or not,
this isn't over
395
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,660
until we show the Alphas
they can't get away
396
00:13:24,661 --> 00:13:26,229
with disrespecting
our lizard.
397
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,630
What about
Dean Dixon's letter?
398
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:28,931
Shouldn't we
lay low?
399
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:30,566
Turd's got a point.
Thank you.
400
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,468
I'm one semester away
from graduating.
401
00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:34,637
Oh, Pud, there are
no jobs out there.
402
00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:36,439
You know that, right?
Listen to Bob.
403
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,074
Even though he's technically
not even a brother.
404
00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:39,475
Well, if Bob's
on board...
405
00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:40,910
You know I'm
on board, T-bird.
406
00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,145
Yeah,
B-bow.
407
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:43,179
The B-T express!
408
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,680
Choo choo!
409
00:13:44,681 --> 00:13:46,482
We're coming to awesome town!
Okay, yeah...
410
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,751
Just two passengers today,
Turd and Bob! Brother...
411
00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:53,289
Brothers, and not-really
brothers, I give you...
412
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,191
Operation Spit Take.
413
00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:57,026
Wow.
Wow.
414
00:13:57,027 --> 00:14:00,396
If I can't get the secrets out,
I'm gonna put my secrets in.
415
00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:02,165
I have a cat under my bed.
416
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,368
I've had it for eight months.
417
00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:08,104
I know about Gene's secret cat.
418
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,139
I can't believe
we'll never know what secrets
419
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,874
are in the Room
of Secrets!
420
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,277
Or what laundry is
in the Room of Secrets.
421
00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:16,279
Wait a minute. If the building's
old and crappy,
422
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,114
there might be a laundry chute.
423
00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:21,117
Oh, that's weird. I was correct.
424
00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,618
Ladies.
425
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:25,354
Whoo-whoo-hoo!
426
00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:28,124
Let's check out some secrets.
427
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,358
I'm good.
Tina!
428
00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:30,693
Yeah?
Those aren't yours.
429
00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,163
Oh, how-how'd
these get on?
430
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:33,563
Tonight, none other
431
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,131
than Dean Dixon is hosting
432
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,134
a banquet recognizing
campus community service.
433
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,902
And their guest of honor?
Guess who.
434
00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:42,538
It's the president of
those iguana-thieving Alphas!
435
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,107
Getting a special award
436
00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:45,842
for their so-called
"dedication to raising
437
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:49,145
thousands of dollars
for cancer research."
438
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,313
Boo!
439
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,348
But what this douchebot
doesn't know
440
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,083
is that an award
for fighting cancer
441
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:55,818
isn't all he's going
to get tonight!
442
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,054
Yeah, not if the Betas
have anything to do with it.
443
00:14:58,055 --> 00:14:59,054
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
444
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,223
To the Beta-mobile!
445
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,391
We've got Alphas to crush!
446
00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:03,860
Oh, crap, the kids.
447
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,695
Uh, you guys g-go ahead.
448
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,830
I'll meet you there. Uh, Betas!
449
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:09,398
Check out the past brothers.
450
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,868
Mmm, if those sideburns
could talk.
451
00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:13,536
Here's a magazine about jugs.
452
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,414
Their secret is
they love pottery?
453
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:17,373
Did I mishear them?
Is this actually called
454
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,041
the Room of Suck-rets?
455
00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:20,576
No, I think
we heard them correctly.
456
00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:22,044
It's the Room of Secrets.
Well,
457
00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:23,679
these secrets suck!
458
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,348
Oh, here's Dr. Yap's class.
459
00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:27,350
It's Beta!
460
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,019
And a bunch of tiny clothes.
461
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,255
Oh, Beta's starting
his own fashion line.
462
00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:35,324
No, dummy. This means the Alphas
never stole the iguana!
463
00:15:35,359 --> 00:15:38,227
Hey, you guys aren't
supposed to be in... Beta?
464
00:15:38,262 --> 00:15:41,063
We found him in the wall
behind Dr. Yap's class photo.
465
00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:42,698
Why would Beta be here
in the house?
466
00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:44,534
Unless Yap made up
that whole story.
467
00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:45,635
He wouldn't.
468
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:49,539
He would. He would. He would.
469
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,540
Who would?
Dr. Yap.
470
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:51,741
Oh, yeah, he would.
471
00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:53,576
Oh, my God.
We have to stop him
472
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,454
before he gets those kids
kicked out of school.
473
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:57,280
It's all right,
they can move in with us.
474
00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:58,748
Dibs on Turd.
475
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:01,943
I can't believe it.
476
00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:03,478
Yap made up
the whole thing?
477
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,113
He's been pranking
his own frat!
478
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:06,815
It's the ones
you least suspect.
479
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,350
Sometimes.
Not this time.
480
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,359
Oh, good, Bob.
481
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,827
I thought you might
have wussed out.
482
00:16:18,828 --> 00:16:20,595
You're just in time
to see the Alphas
483
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:21,830
pay for taking Beta.
484
00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:22,931
I know what you did, Yap.
485
00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:23,932
It's over.
486
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,400
Recognize this iguana?
487
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:29,705
Recognize this iguana tail?
488
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:31,039
Or these briefs?
489
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,307
Just curious.
They're mine now.
490
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,710
Okay, Bob, you got me.
I took Beta.
491
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,611
I thought a prank war would
bring the brothers together
492
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,513
and show them
how much I mean to them.
493
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,148
So it wasn't the Alphas at all.
494
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:42,084
Those damn Alphas
don't even know we exist.
495
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,820
Yeah, they seem pretty focused
on their charity work.
496
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:46,688
I've been TPing
our house for years
497
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,023
just to get this thing going.
498
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,359
Okay, this fake
prank war ends now.
499
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,561
The brothers are already
on probation, Yap.
500
00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:53,829
Prank the Alphas here
501
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,063
and you'll get
the house shut down.
502
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,732
So what?
They'll be legends!
503
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,734
Oh, no.
What's the prank, Yap?
504
00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:00,235
Well, since you're
too late to stop it,
505
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,536
I'll tell you.
506
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,038
First, I dressed
507
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:05,640
as a waiter
and snuck into the banquet
508
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:06,842
while they were setting up.
509
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,311
Oh, my God,
how long is this story?
510
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:11,646
Then I drilled
a hole in the stage,
511
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,081
and underneath
I planted
512
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:16,218
the splatter-master
saliva keg!
513
00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:17,995
The what? Are you insane?
514
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,554
I don't know.
515
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,256
Is it insane to collect
the spit of every patient
516
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,225
who's passed through my office
for the past six months
517
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:24,693
and put it in a pony keg?
518
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,528
Absolutely. Not necessarily.
Hmm... No.
519
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:27,996
Right now, all the Betas
520
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,464
are under the stage
with the keg,
521
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,600
waiting for that Dean Dixon
522
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,602
to introduce his Alpha lapdog.
523
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,871
And when the Alpha president
steps up to the podium?
524
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,072
Sploosh.
525
00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:38,240
This is
a great plan.
526
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:39,241
We're doing this!
527
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:40,242
No, we're not, Louise.
528
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,843
Come on, Yap.
No!
529
00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:43,512
It's all so easy for
you, isn't it, Bob?
530
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,080
You just moseyed
into the Beta house
531
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:46,515
and stole
their hearts
532
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,901
with your hamburgers
and your perfect body.
533
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,385
Yap, I'm sorry, okay?
534
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:51,620
And I get it.
535
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:52,954
The fraternity's great.
536
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,856
It's like being
in a family of guys
537
00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:56,091
with beer and karaoke.
538
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:58,026
Sucker punch!
539
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,594
We're definitely
switching dentists!
540
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:00,896
No!
541
00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:02,564
You'll never get
a better family dentist
542
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,399
who's in your provider network!
543
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,555
Hello, I'm Dean Dixon,
544
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,402
and you're all expelled.
545
00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:08,937
Just kidding.
546
00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:10,205
Except for you, you're expelled.
Just kidding.
547
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,973
Oh, God.
He started his intro.
548
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,241
I've got
to do something.
549
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,476
You're too
late, Dad.
550
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:15,877
You'll never
stop it now.
551
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,446
I've got to try.
552
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,780
Uh, now I'd like to introduce
553
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,415
a truly outstanding young man...
554
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,750
Me! Hello!
555
00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:24,920
I am the honoree's, uh,
twin brother.
556
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:25,953
Hmm?
557
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,925
But I'm 20 years old.
558
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,426
Excuse me. Uh...
559
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,428
That's okay, Dean.
Thanks. Have a seat.
560
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:34,663
You know what I like
about my brother?
561
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,164
He's nice.
562
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:38,166
He-he wouldn't hurt a fly,
much less...
563
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,735
I don't know, I'm just naming
animals here... an iguana.
564
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,003
Boo!
565
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,405
Please have her removed.
566
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,974
I want everyone
in the room to know,
567
00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:49,177
even people who might be
under the stage right now,
568
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,947
that the Alpha president would
not hurt or kidnap an iguana.
569
00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:53,148
Right?
570
00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:54,916
Maybe he would!
No, he wouldn't!
571
00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:56,351
Those are the kind of things
572
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,753
our crazy oldest brother
would do, though.
573
00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:01,756
You know, our crazy,
Asian dentist older brother?
574
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,926
I'd point him out,
but I have a slow hand.
575
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,162
A slow hand.
576
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:09,164
Dad should leave the
jokes to Dean Dixon.
577
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,499
Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.
578
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,733
Come on, help Dad out.
579
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,468
Are you talking to us?
580
00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:15,071
Don't set off the spit keg.
581
00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:18,039
Um, let's go out
and ask him what he means.
582
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,042
Hi. How are you?
583
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:22,444
Excuse me,
who are these young men?
584
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:24,346
I probably should have
come to rehearsal.
585
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:29,117
No, Yap, no!
586
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:36,591
Dad, um, you've got a little...
587
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:38,560
On your... Bit right here.
588
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:41,730
I did it! Betas!
589
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:43,632
Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap,
yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap,
590
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,133
yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!
591
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,803
What-what are we working with here?
What's goin' on?
592
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:50,171
Are these cougars?
Cougar,
593
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,206
Oof.
594
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:52,307
Cougar.
595
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,542
Kind of
a cougar-poodle mix.
596
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:54,843
Uh-huh. Cougar-doodle.
597
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,044
Aw. Ah! Oh, ho, ho, ho.
598
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,479
Wow.
599
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,247
Cougar-doodle
opened the sample case.
600
00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:00,515
Yeah, they're very smart.
601
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:01,515
Bobby!
602
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,817
Why are you all wet?
603
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:04,152
Wow, hi, guys.
604
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:05,720
I brought the guys for burgers.
605
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:07,656
I've kind of been
forgetting to feed them.
606
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,658
Sorry Dean Dixon banned you
and Slowhand from campus.
607
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,092
But thank you.
608
00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,894
'Cause, you know,
you de-Yapified us.
609
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:15,430
With that guy banned from the frat,
my GPA might go up.
610
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,898
Yeah, sorry Yap
called you a nerd
611
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,166
for doing homework.
612
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,068
And that I said
I agreed with him.
613
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:25,840
What is... what is
happening right now?
614
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,542
What is this?
Go for it, man.
615
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:28,777
I don't know what
to do from here.
616
00:20:28,778 --> 00:20:30,045
Beta rules!
617
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:32,414
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
How do you like that?
618
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,549
Why are none of
these guys interested?
619
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,619
Tonight everybody
gets hazed!
620
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,020
My sisters are my brothers!
621
00:20:39,021 --> 00:20:40,989
I'm gonna go pee out a window!
622
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:43,658
Wait, why is everybody
holding vibrators?
623
00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:48,930
♪ He is freaky, freaky, freaky
624
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,865
♪ Sneaky Pete
625
00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:52,968
♪ He's unique-y, nique-y,
nique-y ♪
626
00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:54,903
♪ Sneaky Pete
627
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,972
♪ Make you shrieky, shrieky,
shrieky ♪
628
00:20:56,973 --> 00:20:58,740
♪ Sneaky Pete
629
00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:00,775
♪ Ah-ah, Sneaky
630
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,911
♪ Sneaky Pete
631
00:21:02,912 --> 00:21:05,113
♪ He is freaky, freaky,
freaky ♪
632
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,781
♪ Sneaky Pete
633
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,984
♪ He's unique-y, nique-y,
nique-y ♪
634
00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:10,819
♪ Sneaky Pete
635
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,487
♪ Make you shrieky, shrieky,
shrieky ♪
636
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,989
♪ Sneaky Pete.
637
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,824
I want to go home with you
638
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:18,793
with your bedside drawer
and live there forever.
639
00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:21,329
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